THE HEATHENS KICK OFF 4th OF JULY WEEKEND

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Episode Transcript

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Oh, Welcome to another excited editionof the Outlaw Dave Show on an Outlaw
Saturday Day night. Day of theRock got its day. Hello, Hello,
Hello, Hello dad Fire, HappyIndependence Day weekend to everybody out there.

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I know what it is. It'swords. Yeah, I can't get
them out right now. Obviously I'vebeen having too much fun. We prerecorded
this show last night out the WildcatterSaloon. It was the Sundance Head Show
along with Tillier Ride and Uh becausewe knew we were gonna be too busy
today. And if you're if you'rehearing this, the sales day has ended

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out at Republic Harley Davidson, butthe Red White and Boom UH Special has
commenced. It started today July first, runs through the end of the month,
or for the first hundred motorcycles sold. Everybody. Everybody who buys a
motorcycle new or pre owned gets atrip for two to Las Vegas, Divodi.

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Why you gamblers, gamblers? Nowthere's other deals. They're like,
they have their Bike Night on Thursdaya thing as well. Yeah, we
can get a free bike. Well, so that's the register for the twenty
twenty three street Bob there give itaway at the end of the riding season.
It's going to someone you guys,you better go. Yeah, Like
literally, you get a ticket everytime that you go to their bike night,

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third Thursday of every month. Imeans that's eight chances since April.
It's already like obviously we're a coupleof months months. One ticket is all.
It takes one chance ticket a freebike to keep yourself. Give it
away or hell it give it awayaway. Coming up, we're gonna,
we're gonna, we're gonna talk withSunday It's head. We had a chance

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to sit down with him last night. He has a brand new song out.
Uh. And you know he likeeverybody else, I'm not gonna lie
to you. Uh. You knowthe last three or four years. Uh.
You know, we've all kind ofgone through a lot. No,
they say we're all faced the samestorm to different boats. And I guess
that's not We can't say that anymorebecause of that submarine thing. But he
lost his he lost his father andhis mother, uh since the pandemic.

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So he's a double whammy. Anduh, and so we can check in
on him. It's been a minutesince we've had a shit to sit down
and talk with him, and itis always good to see him. He's
been a friend of the show sinceuh long before he was on the voice,
So he was on American Idol.Uh. They made a character out
of him on South Park and BillyHale from a bully management had brought in.

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He's Dave, I need help withthis and uh So anyway, that's
all that's all coming up. Pluswe've got stupid criminals. I'd say we'd
do the ride Roundley report, butuh, it's just too hot to do
anything except going uh win free stuffand uh and get trips exactly. I
mean they should open the dealership atnight right there in the day Hut six

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radio it is. You know,I drove up to the hill country this
week try to get away from theheat. The heat dome. I'm let's
just tell you, the heat domewas still up there up in the by
the sand Marcus River, the BlancaRiver, the Free or whatever the river
was up there. The heat domewas still there. But we drove at
night because Uh, as a personwho's driven to Los Angeles many times,

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I know that crossing the desert theheat, it does damage to your vehicles.
You want to drive at night.Everybody's sleep that he's gonna drive.
So now we haven't hung out ortalks in a million years. Uh,
tell me, tell me what's happeningwith that? Are we talking about it?
Were not talking about it? Newjob? Yeah we can't tell.

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Okay, but we're talking about it'spart of the rules, all right.
Uh new job, a new job. I'm enjoying it. But I don't
worry you guys. This is stillone of my biggest priorities. He's still
she's What was that the machine pressplace, the drill press? The I
always I was not droll pressing anything. I tried to imagine the place that

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you were doing. The industrial knowyou guys, it has to do a
lot with what we're doing here,just growing together with the community. The
industrial safety warnings that you were manufacturingat that big industrial company. I wasn't
even doing that. No, Ijust imagine. No, not now,
decus I helped, Well, werethey you know, like the big cat

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machines that are like the excavators likethat tear up the ground and they just
chear up the ground. I wouldmake the stickers for that right safe the
marketing, Okay, it wasn't safety. I just said, Cat, I
you were in some huge warehouse withmachine presses, and no, I was
in a nice house. It wasit was my boss's house. It was

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a very nice house. Sometimes mymom was a cook. Sometimes my vision
of reality is way cooler. Imean, if you I would listen to
what I say, Dave, youwould know, well, I think in
pictures of me cooking on the stoveand everything, like, I was like,
I'm a flaunch ship. Yeah.I didn't realize that the decal maaker

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was next to the kitchen. No, it was two different things. Just
exactly. That's what I'm saying.What I do. Okay, Hey,
so what have you been cooking lately? Too hot to cook? What have
you been doing and enjoying my newjob? Fire? Are you doing?
Air frier? What are you doingfor food take out? Yeah? I
haven't had a lot of time toreally cook and I'm still living off my
h What is it a college styleraw bridge? No, the fridge is

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like for in the college dorms fridge. My fridge one out. It's not
a mini fridge, but it's likebigger than a mini fridge, between the
apartment fridge and a college fridge.I don't know that's what they say.
They're like, it's an apartment fridge. One. I've had a bigger fridge
than that. Is just shaking isoff. He's like, I have no
idea. They're talking about small applyI just this weekend for the July apply
it just raw on sale. Getthem now. Don't buy from cons?

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What don't buy from? To sayno buy from? But hey, they're
they're actually from in general. Buyfrom cons. All right, So coming
up, we're gonna talk with Sundayand say, we'll talk with the guys
from t Ride. We've got MikeErskine from Erskine Entertainment. We got the
Hot Sauce Boss. Yeah, Ifelt something hot in here. He to
take off whenever someone walked in.And uh Reese from Carnival Custom Painting is

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coming in. We're gonna talk aboutto Chase Corley and Heritage Buie Tie and
Beckwhist car Care. And we've gotnot one but two kind I'm not one
but two rounds of stupid criminals fromour friends at the Island Attorney of the
Metzger Law Firm, Home of theIsland Attorney. I love the stuff he

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does. Out there right. He'sbeen working on some stuff. The video
which one, yes, I sawthat. Yeah, I can't say that.
Yeah, So here's what he's doing. He's in his Barbie Barbie mode
right now though he's he is theMarine Corps Kendall Barbie Cha all right,
So don't forget you should be followingus on Facebook. We'll get better at

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That's where you can find up mostof the information. We don't innundate your
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We uh want to thank our hostlast night over at the Wildcatter Sloom,
they had Sundance Head until You Ridelast night and the night before they had

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Aaron Lewis. Well, what abig bang up summertime concert kickoff series they
got going on tonight. It's anoutlaw Saturday, Jane. Right, all
right, gentlemen, we're all friendshere, Doctor Jim somewhat somewhat friends.
Don Reyes part of a custom banningDon I don't want to say here you're
with doctor. I'm retired former homeBlade security. He's here to make sure

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he was resting comfortably. The doctorJim for the ricole as to do.
And we've got James Beck, thehot sauce boss from Iburn, famous for
doing him He's stunts super Hot Challenge. I don't know where we're going with
this. He always surprises as heshows up. He brings along his million
followers and he's like, you know, there's a box and there's like one

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cheeto in there is that you thinkthis is slaping hot? And so we're
about to figure out where this isgoing. I mean, I wanted to
talk a little bit about the thiscrazy Saraza shortage, and I brought some
because I know Dave, I knowyou don't partake in the insanely hot stuff,
but I'm Sharaza guy, Guy,So I brought you some gour mace
so we can talk about the saratashortage and how bottles of sarata are going

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for like one hundred and twenty bucksany bay right now? Okay, So
this was this was predicted two yearsago that we would get to this point.
What what what created the saracha shortage? Well, it started because High
Fun Foods, who owns the Sarachabrand, screwed over their halipano farm,
and the halipano farm went and suedhim for twenty three million dollars and one

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so that I Long had to goahead and move their halipano production to Mexico,
which initially wasn't a problem. However, the first year that they were
set up in Mexico, they gothit with a hurricane. The farm did,
I thought he was gonna say,the cartels, Yeah, thought little

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Lapo Breads. The cartels don't careabout halipanos as far as they cared about
lines and avocados a couple of yearsago. So they they head the hurricane
hit the first year. That wasthe last year's shortage, and now it's
followed up by a drought. Sonow that two of the seven plagues.

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Yeah, yeah, so they theyhad still don't have any halopanos. So
now we're two years in of noHifong Sacho. Hope the locus don't show
up. No, that's it.Where's that? Did you talk with?
The locusts have showed up? Wegot all the plagues. Uh so so
it's going it's going for top dollarsnow on eBay, you say, right,

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yeah, so the normal bottles ofhi Fong, which Saracho would go
for three bucks at the grocery store, are now going for seventy one hundred
and twenty dollars on eBay. It'sa blind demand copital. Yeah, I
got a couple of hundred dollars onthe pantry. That's great because two years
ago, hey, we don't wantto run on a shruts. I got
a couple of bottles. I gotto go home and check. Yeah,

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I may retire again. Okay,So h there are gourmet options, And
that's the thing is, there's alot of people don't realize that the stuff
in the grocery store is just oneof many, and so I've brought some
higher quality gourmet options so that youdon't have to be trapped with the rooster

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sauce. So now, and canyou what is saracha? And I didn't
even know how Lapinius was and Iassumed it was like chili, garlic and
some sort of a red pepper.So it's no that that's ambiance. She
looks all stressed. They're making noisein the background. You should have heard
that fan we had earlier. Iget them a little bit closure. So

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what is it that makes up sharacha? Yeah, so the basis for saracha
is chili's, garlic and sugar.There you go. What a lot of
people don't realize is that the Americanversion of saracha has nothing to do with
the authentic Thai version of saracha,and that there is actually a port city

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in Thailand that is called Saracha wherethe sauce originated. And the David Tran
who started High Fun Foods it wasa Vietnamese immigrant who has created an Americanized
version of a Thai hot sauce.Ah, sorry, that was completely offensive.

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Reese is like, have nothing todo with this, So what are
the now are I'm assuming these areavailable at Iburn? Absolutely, do I
get that class? Where where's where'sthe new Iburn location, New Iburn is
ninety six thirty seven Hillcroft. It'sthe corner of South Brayswood. No perfect,
perfect by the by you look itup. Is so, what are

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the options to saracha? As longas you have chili's, garlic and sugar,
then you're there. And then it'sjust a matter of how do you
mix that ratio to create different varietiesof the sauce. And you don't have
to use red hallepin. There's ayou can use cayenne. You can use
a variety of different chilis to haveas the base for the sauce, which

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makes it to where you can getsome really interesting flavor profiles. So let's
taste some alternatives to sharacha. Allright, who's with me? Oh,
let's bring the heat. I can'twait for my tongue too fatolf. No,
No, this isn't gonna be theyou can relax. That's the second
phase. The second phase will bethe phase is the mind melting. Yeah,

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it's like he uses a toothpick andit's like, okay, only put
a trump on your well, Igot it on my finger. What do
I doing it? Wash your hands? Oh? Great? It comes with
a warning lab sign here, whatare we doing? So we get east
coast, West coast. Okay,So Charman is a California style saracha where
he's using fresh red halapangos and it'screating more of a chili forward flavor.

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So it's actually complimenting. You know, green halipangos aren't right, and the
farmers do that intentionally to get itto market faster. So red halpenos are
riping, which makes them sweeter naturally. Okay, Therefore when you put them
in a sauce, you don't needto add as much sugar and you can
just have a little bit of thegarlic and make it to where the flavor

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profile is going to be a muchuser. This is the California Charman is.
Actually there's a an urban legend aboutCharman in California, about somebody who
got burned up in a wildfire andnow still roams the mountains in California.
So that's what it was named after. It's got a smoky smell. One

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if you do it, I'll doit. I'll do it. Ready went
today? No, it's actually James. I like it. It's got a
lot of tripe taste to it.Is that what that is. Ok yeah,
yeah, I'm no kind of sore. But James, do we do
it good? Hot sauced? Wedo good? Right, just right?
We get another clean spin. Ibrought the kins and I was trying to
save you from this. Okay,if you're in now, then you have

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to stick around for the second phase. He's like, no, this is
fast cat, Siamese Sacha and justa play on words. The brand is
fat Cat, so the Siamese isjust you know, him naming it after
a cat. But this is goingto have a little more sweetness to it

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and a little more balance, whereasthis, because he uses fresh halapanos,
it's going to be more chilly forwardwith the charman. And then we've also
got a bacon version which is phenomenal, going to be more garlic forward and
more balanced. Oh okay one,oh that would be awesome on an I

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like that one. Awesome on alot. Oh yeah, that would with
some oysters. What extral its garlic? Heavier on the garlic with it.
That that's a little tamer actually killer, I like that one. So the
whole idea of eye burn Yes,from its inception, was to showcase with

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some sense of permanence the hot sauces, And we talked about this. Grocery
stores would carry a couple of nontraditional flavors, they buy them, then
they'd sell out, and then youknow, so it was it was you
had the three major ones and thena couple of other flavors, but it
was there was no consistency. You'relike, I want there to be a
consistent destination for a variety of hotsauces in Houston, and then that's what

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you brought to the city. Yeah, and it's a completely curating collection.
I've personally sampled over four thousand differenthot sauces and I've I know the difference
between run of the mill or trashsauce versus the absolute best that's out there.
And I turned down ninety five percentof the samples that are sent to

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us. And it's even more nowbecause of my social media. But now
let's talk about and maybe doctor Jimbut from the Recolissity of Wellness, can
chime in on this. There issomething that's taking hot sauce or eating hot
sauce or things that have spice oreat too. It does something to you
naturally. It what does it do? It's called the thermogenic effect if if
you're taking away the pain aspect ofit and just focusing on the effects it's

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having on your body is it's essentiallycausing your body to experience the same thing
as if you are exercising. It'sgoing to create almost a heat like effect
with that burning the calories. Butit has that so it does so it
does it release endorphins. Would thatbe endorphins or domine so no, Actually,
it's the stomach produces more serotonin thanthe brain does, so a happy

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brain, you know the Grandma's analogy. If you feed the man, he's
happy and he's happy inside. Thatactually holds. So the more thermogenic response
that you have, it will burnmore calories. That's where the vinegar comes
into place. And then what actuallyhappens is when you get into the higher
levels of heat, it actually releasesserotonin and dopamine, so you become a

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happy man. Well I feel prettygiddy right now. All right, I
burn, I burn, I burn, Come it up. We've got the
sauceball challenge this Yes, Master norBuddy Outlaw. Day of the Rock Goddess
Taylor Muther Live. Hello, Hello, we were just reminisced right before we
came on air that we actually metwhen we were both co hosting the h

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Town Awards November. I think youand nineteen. I'm a woman, That's
why I know that. I wasworking the Yeah, I was working the
green room and like entertainer of theYear or of the Night or uh,
I don't even I don't even knowabout that. It was sun Dan's head

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and uh. All we were tryingto do was get fed. Remember that,
is there food or food? Theywere too late, You're too late,
But I'm with Sundays. We needfood. We have to eat.
Yeah, that was part of thething. Didn't get that so earlier this
evening when I saw you, Igo, hey, I don't want to
I don't want to waste all myquestions the chit chat. And my eleven

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year old said, chit chat?Is that? Uh that's something from the
Apple too. That was that,Like, I'm like, shut up,
no, it should be that.So how was going for the final night
of Blake on the voice that taping. My wife, of course, watches
that show religiously, and it wasa monumental night. He has been part

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of the show since its inception ofcourse you won season eleven, and so
what was it like to be backthere? Was that the first time back
or here had you come back asa mentor somewhere in between. No,
man, that was the first timeback, and it was it was really
it was really cool, and uh, we were glad that we could be
there for that last night of himbeing on the show. So they brought

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They didn't bring everybody back, sothat that was kind of cool. You
know, I don't know who howthey picked whoever came back. They just
brought the talented ones and then thepretty much yees. So they you checked
both America's next Top Model. Sobrand new song out Bars and Churches,
available on all stream and plat formseverywhere everywhere. Uh tell me about that.

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Well, that's uh just a songthat it's one of the first songs
I recorded and released that I didn'twrite myself, you know, other than
the work I did with Dean Dillon. But uh, it's a song that
I had I had heard and reallytouched me vocal vocally. The message in
the song was something I was goingthrough exactly at that moment in time of
my life and basically, uh,you know, had bottomed out so uh,

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it was time to turn around.And that's just one of the songs
that helped me do it. Sowhen I could record it, I felt
honored too, and and I triedto emote the same emotion vocally, uh
that I feel about the situation thatyou know, bars and church. So
wait, wait, you say youbought about and I don't want to pry,
but you brought it up. Sowas it when you when you rereleased

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it or was it back when youfirst did it? No? No?
Uh? Which which parts? Well, I don't I'm just checking out as
a brother, I'm checking Oh well, you know, man. No,
it was just one of those things, dude. I got out to like
three hundred and sixty pounds. Iwas really really fat. I was drinking
every day, really unhealthy, reallyunhappy. I got really depressed during COVID
because we went from doing two hundredand twenty dates to you know, I

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couldn't figure out how I would paymy bills. Didn't qualify for the personal,
the PPE or whatever because I wasa contract under an agent, right
ye, so they could qualify,but I couldn't. All those people that
got all that money, they didn'tuse it. What they were supposed to
use it for because I know Ididn't get paid from anybody, right,
So yeah, so long story short, man, And then uh my dad

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died, ye and and twenty oneand my mom died. Yeah, it's
been a tough role. Yeah.So so it would not being able to
work and really be able to goout and just to emote that energy that
I would otherwise use to heal myselfproperly inside. I just said every day
and got deeper and deeper depressed andmore and more unhealthy. So at this

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point it'll be one year July thirtyfirst that I haven't drink any alcohol,
and I've lost any seven pounds rightnow, It just fault. Where did
it go? We must have beenin that bottle in your hand the whole
time, dude. I was reallygood at drinking beer, so I could
drink thirty pack. Now. Bothyour mom and your dad had faith,
so right you there's comfort in that, Oh, yeah, there is,

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man. And really it was mymom. You know, her death really
gave me life because it was onher deathbed. She was in a hospital
at our house and my wife wastaking care of her for about six months.
They gave her two weeks and shelived six months. And during that
time I was really struggling internally withmy own stuff going on, and just
to being able to go over andtalk to her every evening and watching her
face, you know, certain deathwith so kurt. You know, she's

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worried about how I'm going to dealwith it, you know, like,
hey, dude, you're you're fixingmovie dead. But she was more worried
about how I was gonna be becauseshe had she knew where she was going.
Yeah. Man, So she's like, hey, dude, your dad
wanted to tell you, but hedied suddenly didn't get the chance to.
And basically, you know, I'mon my deathbed. My death wish is
that you would quit drinking and gethealthy through your family, really live for

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them. Yeah, man. Shesaid she had a dream that I had
had a heart attack and left myfamily too young, and and so her
dying wish was that I would quitdrinking and try to get better. And
so so I went so cold turkeyquip man, and I drink. I
drink one time for twenty five years. You know, I drink every day.
I drank one for twenty five years. Is that a lot from a

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song? That you haven't rant.Yeah, I just thought of that copyright
I drink that we have a soit's recorded, you can go back there.
Yeah. So, um, it'swe've got a guy. He's gonna
be on the show a little bitlater. Uh. And he's doing a
wellness thing. And it's not justhormone replacement therapy. It's not traditional message
a step cell UV, blood workand everything. But I met him and

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and and I said to him,my good look, I just turned fifty
five. I have four children fromeight to thirty. Uh. I thought
I thought you were gonna say fromeight different women. No, no,
no, no, just but soI'm like I said, Doc, I
don't want the last twenty five yearsof my life to be misery. And

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I need to be And he goes, and I said, I'm already working
on it. My oldest is anutritionuswim. I'm trying to stay healthy.
I'm trying to stay lean. ButI said, I think there may be
help. But he said there is. He goes, we can now help
you. You just you slid intothird base hard. Uh, he goes,
But that last ninety feet home doesn'thave to be you know, on

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skin knees and then busted elbows.So I'm with you on this journey and
you're considerably younger to me, butyou have two small children. Well,
yeah, they're not small anymore,are they. Well, you know,
they're not small, you know.And it's a it's weird, man,
because like I want to go likemy dad did. He was seventy nine.
He had just went to the harddoctor that he's told me had a
heart of a sixty five year oldman, you know, and he died
because he had a blood clout behindhis ear. So it was like,

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were super sudden that dude never gotold, No, he did. He
never stopped. He never liked stopped, man, And like he did,
you know, he gave up cocaineseventy two because his dealer died. And
he's like, man, I'm afraidto like do that with anybody else.
I'm like, dang, dad,I said, Man, at least he
got so, you know, hewas and he he was sober, uh

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for the first time in my lifethe last five years of his life.
And I really and that's when y'allwent out and did a couple of tours
together. We did, man,and I got to know and I got
to know a different side of himthat's beautiful, and he's a really,
really beautiful person. So well,your dad was always this larger than life,
but damn it, he was soreal. I mean when he hugged
you, when he looked at youand his eyes sparkled. I remember watching

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you. You just finished American Idoland we were watching you and he was
so proud and he had little tearsin his eyes and he's like, he
looked at me because I love thatkid, and I go, I know,
I feel you. I feel yourlove. Dude. You know what,
Dave, I remember that show.Bro. Hey man, it's really
cool to be here and to talkto you. Man, I've told you
before, but uh, dude,you're like a legend of me. So
I grew I'm one of the guysthat grew up with one, and you're

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like the god dude to ride homethe song, I mean all that,
I'm not done yet, It's exactlyright. Man. Let's listen to the
brand new song from Sundance Head.We go there running from the empty looking
for a little light, just anotherfacing the crowd of the broken heart.

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So we dance and we sing andpretend that we're all all right, but
we're not, and we know wewon't show it. There's one on every
coming. You ain't gotta look toohard. Those girls that swing right up,

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no matter who you are. It'swhere Jesus knows the god to find
the singers and a saint. It'swhere you hitching the save it and take
a jam. We were all her, we were all searching bars and church,

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chasing alonely drowning out the devil,with the devil trying to drag you
down. You're pouring out your heartto the ear of a perfect stranger.
You're hoping that they listen, notthe care that they gave it. Damn,

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they just want the same thing too. They came here just like you.
There's one of them becoming. Youain't gotta look too her. Those
guys that sweet right over man,no man, who you are. It's

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where Jesus knows the good to findthe same in her. Then the Saint's
where you hitching the sapping and takeagen. We're all hurt, we're all
searching it both in turn. He'swhere Jesus knows the god to find the

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sainer, then the saint. It'swhere you hitching the sapping and take a
Jen. We're all hurt. We'reall searching, both in turn out in

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bars in church, search Eltlaw,Dave, he's your friend, Gyrril buddy
out Law A day with Mike Erskinefrom Erskine entertain Hey, he's gonna be
back on the show Remacs Find Properties. So did you were you listening?
We just played the Sunday said thenew single. Yeah I did. I

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sure did, Bars in Church.I think he's great. I had the
chance to see him perform at theTexas Music Awards this year. It was
a cool deal to see him.He's been there the last two years.
So we got to talk with theguys from t RIDE coming up. They
performed, they opened up for Sundaysaid last night. I know they've been
playing a lot. They've been chompingat the bit. They want to talk
about Lone Star Rally. You andI need to talk about Lone Star Rally.

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What Texas regional acts that we're gonnapush on the rally. This year,
we kind of did the invisible hand. I don't know that we and
we didn't want to be inundated withpeople blowing us up at all hours.
So yeah, we uh, wewe had a hand in putting some of
their local and regional talent on theLodestar rally last year, and we hope
to be able to reprise some sortof a consulting role with him again,

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So that would be excellent. She'llreach out to my at all hours.
We're coming off the Brody Lane albumreleased party from last weekend. How fun
was that with American Gypsies who I'dnever seen before. Wow, it was
a It was a phenomenal night.The music was great. Both bands just
rocked it. And speaking American gypsyband, that was my first time to

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feature him, and I've been peoplehave been getting in my ear for a
while about him and I hadn't doneanything. And boy, I'm gonna start
listening to people more often because theywere phenomenal. Good good. At the
end of the nights, A Jjumped up with him. Uh did a
couple of songs. Oh yeah.Brody Lane's brand new album is called Paining
His Goal. Yeah, yeah,I'm on the credits as the executive producer
on that. Once. It wasa lot of fun to a lot of

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fun to you know, I've done. I'm executive producer records for which we
all know, just means I putsome money up for the record. But
believe it or not, this wasa neat experience. Never have I worked
where where I actually, you know, had feedback, like he actually pulled
a couple of songs off the recordthat I told him I don't think should
be on the record. So Iactually had a good what's you know,
it's just a good feeling, youknow, my opinion was valued. The

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finished product is amazing. It's anot your typical rock and roll record.
It's got a lot of substance toit, but it's it's still a rock
and roll record. It's interesting,and I respect A J and his Archer
Street and obviously with the stuff they'redoing at Tennis Entertainment, he and his
brother, that's all good stuff.Yeah, exactly, you know, you
can talk about the old school thing. And he he came to me and

(31:21):
he said, why don't we kickout, you know, print a couple
of hundred CDs and give them outto the people who buy tickets. And
well, he firstly said I'm gonnacut some CDs, and I said,
nobody buy CDs anymore, you know, welcome to And he said, I
know that he said, but it'she said, I'm old school, and
I wanted to have an old schoolfeel the record, and I want to
just give out some music on vinals. Not the old school anymore, vinals,
the new school. He's always like, I want to be old school

(31:42):
about it. So we actually talkedabout doing some forty five on a single.
Sometime somebody just came and dropped offlike a backpack. I thought,
all these these records, you know, you you know what to do with
them. You know, I'm alwayslooking for something to do. Yeah,
when I have important stuff to do, so I find something else to do.
So I sat down the other nightand I went through with his bag

(32:04):
of forty fives. I don't knowwhat I'm gonna do with them. I'm
gonna frame him and put them offor something. But there was everything from
some of the first cost of Luckof Records albums. I was Kiss Kiss,
they had a budget disco Erastide.I was laughing. There was a
Donny and Maria. I was like, oh my god, you know that's
funny you say that. My firstforty five ever was Christine sixteen. It
was yeah, good god. Myfirst iron on T shirt with Kiss and

(32:28):
my mom took me to the WestwoodMall to get it, and she didn't
know what she was getting herself.And she looked at that T shirt.
It was the cover of Love Gun. Yes. Uh, she went ahead
with it. She was pretty cool, but she didn't she had she did
a little talking to the the clerkabout this band before she'd let me buy
it. I just don't think youshould be selling these, that's all.
Yes, let's talk about what wegot coming up. We work a lot

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with Texas Treasure Sheila Marshall, andwe also worked with A. J.
Balo of course from Loving Chaos andBrody Lane, and you know, it's
kind of tough to get both oftheir full bands on the same stage at
the same time because they're in demandand um, and there's also a young
lady that I featured before that's blowingup all of our Austin Andrea Marie yep,
and she's wonderful. Anyway, wekind of tossed around the idea and
said, well, since we can'tab get dates together, let's do let's

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try to get something together acoustically.So you know, we don't really want
to call it a song swap becausethat sounds boring. These people aren't boring.
It's gonna be a it's gonna bea lot of tales, joking,
a lot of laughs and drinks thrownaround, and they're just gonna get up
there and improp tun and play somemusic for So the three of them at
the Cowboys Surfer July twenty seconds,j like twenty second, three weeks from
tonight's It's Funny. I did asong swap one time, and the owner

(33:37):
of the barcos don't ever do thatagain. Yeah, yeah, well these
artists totally don't call it a songswap. That's not so lame. That's
what they tell me, because becausethe susp is lame. Yeah, yeah,
exactly exactly. So you've got threedynamic performers sharing the stage, taking
turns to sharing in the spotlight.Yeah, it's good a man, I
think. And they've already been intouch with each other about sharing some tunes
and you know, just kind ofdoing some spuns. So as she had

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done stuff with AJ before, notreally not on stage before. Um AJ
actually years ago produced a song forher something for a contest that she was
entering or something, and AJ thejudges. But he you got to choose
the judge or something. I don'tknow the whole detail, but they have
that connection. It's been twenty yearsago, but they've been enjoying kind of

(34:20):
getting the band back. Yeah,I know that, he told me.
You know, he just he thinksof the world of her is one of
the best Texas musicians out there rightnow. All right, Well, speaking
of that, don't forget we've gotJohn Evans coming up. Yeah, that's
gonna be a barn bro that's gonnabe coming up in August through the fourth.
And we're talking about American Gypsy youknow who produced their last two albums
A J Leo. Here you gofor you're listening pleasure for skin Entertainment.

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Here is American Gypsy band This SlowGone Out Goodbye, A lot of the
thing had just another ballad. Leaderis long the song to field my ears

(35:07):
us Brothers. He is along ansomekind of pain but like a flaste out
dancing out rain. It was justso much for you see mother, you

(35:34):
see dr Me one more sad songnow live God. I've never got to
see I lasties memories. Brother,you were always on my mind. I

(36:07):
wish you could be the more toit all. Trus supposed to do and
supposed to take around in the darkestof my dad. You shine a light.

(36:34):
One more sad song, now loveGod. I've never real go to
say I lost always to memberies.Brother, you were always on my mind.

(37:29):
We don't need a long jone awnto Bibe. I could keep you
on memorial need the good things.Don't all have to die. Brother,

(37:50):
you always on my mind. Onelong sad song, now you live.
I'm only got to say I lastalways los brother are always on my mind.

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This is the Outlaw Dave Show WhocomeEvening the Power of the Teasus the
album man doing this for an hourtonight. All right, it is an
Outlaw Saturday Night. We previously recordedthis program earlier this weekend as we got

(39:23):
into the Independent State. I mean, he's just I thought that was the
vodka. Uh So last night atthe Wildcatters Flute on the West side of
Kati, the oteration we were allit is. We were all looking for
uh till you Ryan, our band, the winner of the Battle of the
Bands just last year here at theWildcatter Saloon representing the West Side at last

(39:45):
year's Mike's on the Bayou, becauseawesome and they opened up for Sundance Head
last night in support of his newtour, a new album, and we
talked with him last hour and welistened to his brand new song bars and
churches or churches and bars or barsand churches bar. Yeah, thank I
was asking her, but thank you, thank you. I'm here for you.

(40:07):
I was drink drunk what I loveyou too? So now thank you
for that. Do you have acopy of Drink Drink Drunk with you?
Is it available that this is anoriginal song from Tell You Right? Is
it original song? You? Guys? And how many songs are now available
on Spotify, Apple, play tunesor whatever. We have four songs out

(40:28):
on the EP right now, withtwo more to come. So far to
four that's right. We'll have aso uh Now when we did this thing
a year ago? Uh, Idon't even did you have did we?
I knew you had songs? Whatwere you playing original songs in your sets?

(40:50):
Because we did Lonestar Rally, wedid bikes in the Bayou, We
did a lot of stuff. Likesyes, everything, I like it.
We had three we had three lastwhere you playing them? Yes? So?
Do the crowds like him? How'sthat going? Love them. Yeah,
backstage drink, so I don't knowwhat's going on. D talk about

(41:10):
Bay Yeah. Hey, it's asong about everywhere we play. So those
are our people, dad gum Right. So now I gotta ask the question
if you're if you've got four moreuh in the pipe? Uh? And
are you recording? Are you gonnarelease this as an album? You're gonna
trickle it out? How's this gonnago? Ep? Ep ep EP?
So you are going to release themas a collection, So it'll be ep,

(41:32):
the next four will be EP,and then what we'll do is we'll
we'll collectively put in two more andmake it a ten and then throw the
album. Okay, you've done somechange up line up in the band.
We did. We added Johnny RayBlackwell to the lineup, uh, to
kind of support us in the sixstring gun Slinger Thin Lizzie. Uh.

(41:57):
There's a lot of bands that havedueling lead guitar ours. Yes. Actually
a lot of the bands out theretoday have two guitars and you can't really
tell who's lead other than one guydoes a little more than the other sometimes
and then sometimes yeah, I meansometimes you wait, I thought you were
lead. Wait hey, but butthe reality is when you meet a guy

(42:17):
named Johnny ray Black, will youand he has a guitar with him,
right, he just put him likethat's a name that can stick. I'm
just saying, he's got that lovelylong black, luscious hair. He's twenty
six and he smiles. Tell yourride, Drake drank drunk and we'll be
seeing you guys well before Long StarRally. But we're starting to gear up,

(42:40):
so we're thinking about It's okay though, they can go back to our
Facebook and watch them lives. That'sright. Yeah, we did perform from
yesterday. Look at old It's Fridaynight. It starts right here. Gonna

(43:07):
turn it up. I don't care. Hit it out to get it on,
call the party with the crowd,all that. I wait it all
way to get on down, gettingwhiskey bit and help down. Don't need
a thing, get out of myway. But we know this all Damn

(43:30):
Dawn going down and play loud.Ain't bartending the round shouts, they can't
getting up. Come on now,let's drink, drink drum come. I

(43:54):
see the girl out on the floor. That's like you never Dad's before.
Shake that thing. You know itdrives me while it's so hot, and
I love. That's fine, girl. You know you're turning me on that

(44:15):
closing time. I'm taking you home. Everyone is feeling right stream drink drunk
tonight. So let's throw it downand play it loud. Ain't bartender another
around shots here, can't get enough? Come on now, Let's drink,

(44:35):
drink drun drink, break drink drunkdog, Let's drink break drink right drunk

(45:17):
dog. Let's drink drink, drinkdrunk dog. Let's drink drink drunk.

(45:53):
Let's go down, play in anotheraround. Can't get enough strang drek,
Let's drink, Let's drink. Let'sdrink drink Jo, DrAk drink Jo.

(47:00):
This is the Outlaw Dave Show onkprcin O. Doggy your buddy, Outlaw
Dave. I'm still sitting here withthe remnants of the Hot Sauce Boss challenge
that we just did. Uh.You can go to your Twitter Instagram.

(47:20):
What is it? I've got everything? What did you? What did you
just broadcast that? On? Um? Oh, I'm live on TikTok right
now. Well, so this isholding Mike up cluesse for your mind.
So this is broadcasting tomorrow on theradio, so they'll go, lad'll be
archived. I've got Reese from CardinalCustom Painting here with me. Yes,
Doctor Jim, James Rinkle from theWrinkle Institute of a Wellness and James Beck

(47:45):
from Iburn. But he is thehot Sauce boss. Last hour, before
we sat down with Sundance Head uhand the guys from Tell You Ride,
we were we were tasting a sharachaSaracha substitute substitut u there is uh and
and so uh. What were thethree different flavors that people could come and

(48:05):
get from Iburn. Yeah, soI would prefer Saracha upgrade, Okay,
substitute semantics, That's right, theydo so Charman brand Sacha as well as
two different fat Cat varieties. There'sthe fat Cat Siamese Saracha and the fat
Cat bacon flavored Saracha. We andwe like the Cat Siamese. If you

(48:28):
like the chart chart, Yeah,first one char charm Man okay. So,
and then while we were interviewing theartists, you guys all got together
with Justin Polido from Second Chest Productionsand you had Don Martinez from or retired

(48:49):
from the Homeland Security YouTube. Gentlemandid a hot sauce challenge. Uh,
James, what what was it thatyou had them try? That is called
affliction and it is a nine millionmillion Scoville extract. Oh my god?
Uh? And so how did theyhow did you do? How was it?
Fine? I was gentle We justdid the tip of a toothpick.

(49:13):
So now were tasting a hot suseout of your pocket again, exactly,
do not do Yeah, so itwas super hot. Yeah. At events,
well we'll actually do the samplespoons withthe really hot stuff. So yeah,
oh yeah, that wasn't the reallyhot stuff. Okay, okay,
yeah, all right. Uh sohow many people here done no stupid criminals

(49:34):
with us? Before you've done it? You've done it, Racia, haven't
done it? Okay, So whatis this gonna happen? Is I'm gonna
read two stories of criminality, chingewith Stupidity and the week collectively, as
in a paneled grand jury. We'lltalk about who is stupider of the two
criminals. In the event that Iread a third story that will be a
cautionary tale of no bearing whatsoever onthe voting first person to identify the thread
of linear my tongue still little numb. Uh. The thread of linear causality

(49:58):
gets the extra points. Deemable atIburn located on Hillcroft, just north of
Brazewood. What's the actual physical address? Ninety six thirty seven Hillcroft, six
thirty seven Hillcroft. All right,so here's your cautionary tale. Apparently this
is started on the east coast.It's going to be here before you know
it. Thieves are stealing the glassfrom vehicles side view mirrors, carefully removing

(50:22):
them from the cover and the frame. I'm assuming they're resailing them. It's
just like the Catholic converters. It'sone of those things that kind of hard
to drive the vehicle without it.Can't can't drive without mirrors, although I
guess if you were adventurers you couldyou. Did anybody ever vandalize any of
the Carnival custom painting vehicles, No, sir, we keep those protected.

(50:42):
We always watch those. We're alwaysmaking sure it's good. You got that
what was the old thing that theyused to have back and they ate the
red the thing that you locked onthis stereo wheel. No one's getting this
car. No one watch your carman, all right. So apparently and
they're not. They're not sure ifwhy there has suddenly become a black market

(51:04):
for these side view mirrors, butit is happening, and it's happening in
Virginia, which is not just formath anymore. Okay, so that's your
cautionary to here's your first contestant.It's the first fourth of July related crime
of the year. Now. Itactually happened a couple of weeks ago though
in Los Angeles. They were havinga silent disco. Does everybody know what
a silent disco is? Silent discois where when you go to the event,

(51:30):
part of your purchase ticket you getto use a pair of headphones and
usually it has two to three differentchannels on it that are indicated by a
lighted color on the side, andthey have DJs that spim and so everyone
is dancing to different music or thesame music, and progressively you'll see people
that seem to be enjoying themselves.So you go, I want to want
to listen to the red DJ orthe purple DJ or the green one or

(51:52):
whatever it is. So apparently somehoodlums went to this silent disco event and
they threw a firework of significance intothe middle of the crowd. Now,
it was a significant explosion. Theyknow, they know that it hit some
of the people, the fragments becausepeople reacted to it. And then they

(52:15):
sped off in a motorized beach cruiserbike with American flag. They are now
being sought as a eight crime andI'm not sure what that means, all
right, So that's contested number one. Contested number two was a nineteen year
old man named Tristan Setenium was arrestedfollowing at assaults in Minnesota. Apparently,

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he walked into a restaurant last Fridayafternoon and he began throwing candy at the
employees and customers, skittles. Hewas throwing skittles at the customers and the
police were called. When they showedup, skittles were everywhere. They found
tristed at a nearby business. He'sbeen charged with the sault, disorderly conduct,
and resisting the police arrest and healso was arrested just a month ago

(53:00):
for possession of marijuana, wax andLSD. Now. One of the women
that was assaulted said, I washit in the back with a skittle and
I have stinging pain. No wordyet on what her condition is. It
doesn't sound like it was life threatening. So Reese, who is the stupider
of the criminals, the one whothrew it in and through came in and

(53:22):
through skittles at everybody, or theones who came in and through firecrackers that
everybody enjoyed the Sila disco. I'mgonna go with the firecrackers, just for
the sheer fact that they're not expectingit. Okay, and the skittles.
I mean, I've had four yearold grow skittles at me, so I'm
not pressing charges face the rainbow.What do you think, hot sauceboss,
Oh, it's I'm probably gonna haveto go with the firecracker, especially since

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they were wearing headphones. So theexplosive factor, so the concussive aspect of
it, it's not going to affecttheir hearing or so. The fact that
they actually get hit by some sortof a fragment, not like a fragmentation
grenade. I guess it was piecesof the wadding or whatever. Ut All
right, yeah, so is itunanimous? Doctor a Wrinkle, I'm not

(54:07):
so sure. I maybe go witha dangerous skittle thrower angry Willy Wonka and
I know why, I go aheadand go ahead and tell us why is
it the secondary hazard? It's asecondary hazarcondary hazard in the LSD Jason rainbow
Man, I mean he if hewas previous charges pressed for LSD, you

(54:28):
never know what he dipped those skittlesin. Well, and more importantly,
not just a stinging pain of beinghit by the flung candies, the confunctionary
and it's not candied lemon. Soit's uh if you step on it and
slip and fall. Uh, there'sa horrendous lawsuit. Although I'm really confused

(54:49):
a silent disco. So what isthe thought process there? Okay, no
one's listening, no one's paid attention. But other than the light aspect of
it and the possibility of some ofthe wadding it and you those those are
the people that aren't going to beaffected by a fire crewkor going off.
That'd be like telling one of thoseair horns and do it like nobody can
hear. Nobody can hear that.I don't. I don't know why.
I don't know why that happened.But there's a lot of trust going on

(55:13):
every Yeah, unless it was areally big firework too. If you had
your back turn to it and therewas not a major concussive effect there,
you might not even know what apps. Never know what happened, Yeah,
never know what happened. They justreally want you to feel the base.
You guys, you guys see thatcrocodile. Did not see the crocodile,
all right. In case you dosomething stupid, we suggest using the law
firm of the island attorney. I'mtalking about the Metzker Law Firm four O

(55:37):
nine four two O four O ninefour two Oisle. We work with Mark
Metzker on a myriad of different events. And I know that Dona Galphson Island
Hills has an office in the Galleriaor the downtown area, that he is
one of the go tos and respectedout there, not just on the island
but nationally for his acumen in court. He's an excellent criminal defense attorney in

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case you got in trouble for anythingfrom driving under the influence of hot sauce
or driving too fast as a hotsauce or well, I'm sure there's some
other hot sauce related driving thing thathe can take care of that for you.
Also personal injury. And I knowearlier we were talking about somebody that
got injured. He can help you. Oh, who's your dad? Your
dad got bit by a dog andhe claimed it was a blue healer.

(56:25):
You know, more people end upin an emergency room by chihuahuas than any
other breed of dog. Joua wasa really mean. Oh yeah, they
don't have that whole ant thing though. They're not stronger than they look.
The deal is though, that evenif a homeowner doesn't have any money,
they have home owner's insurance and they'rereliable and response and as a good pet
owner, you should not let yourdog bite people. I'm just Sam,
that's not very nice, especially duringan estimate. It was free. I

(56:47):
estimate he's gonna cost you a lotof money. Four oh nine four two
Oisle four O nine four two OisleHome of the Island Attorney, the Mets
Law Firm dot Com on an outwhile we all say said at on an
outlaw alright, alright, alright,I'm sitting here with my good friend Ron

(57:07):
from Tell Your Ride. Uh,you guys did her a phenomenal job last
night, open it up for Sundancehead. We were excited to be out
here to see your brand new guitaristsRay Ray black Well, Johnny Yuh and
of course shit or Uh. Moreimportantly, we are so thankful and appreciative

(57:30):
of you introducing us to uh,to doctor jim James Drinkle from the Ricklets
of Wellness, because now we havesomeone to show us how a v rod
should be written. That's right,man, Fathers day to me, ma'am
Jimmy James. So you said tome, you go, this guy has

(57:52):
helped me improve my life. Andso subsequently we met with him and sat
down and I said, Hey,I'm fifty five, I got a bunch
of young kids. I want thenext twenty five to thirty years to not
be like I slid into third onmy face. You know, I don't
want to those last ninety feet.I don't want him to suck. And
he said, I can help youwith this. I've already helped Ron to

(58:14):
tell me a little bit about youknow, not how you got to be
in the conversation, but when youwent to him, what was what was
the impetus, what was the motivation? Well? I was extremely fat,
okay, and I'm brutally honest.When myself I looked at being on stage
is um is eye open him becausepeople take pictures and you're like, oh,

(58:35):
that's great, and you see yourpicture on Facebook and you're like,
oh my god, there's three ofme. And and after a gig you
don't feel as great. You feelterrible. And I was fat. We'll
just go back with fat. Imean I was beyond similar. Facebook makes
everybody vain all of a sudden,you go, um, yeah, how

(58:57):
man, my long hair moust mademe look fat, blowed and tired.
Oh wait, no, it's notthe long hair. I grew my long
hair to make my head look smaller. So so you you went to you
went to the Riccle Institute and yousaid a wellness and you said, hey,
it was just a conversation. Sohe just starts asking you, like
all the conversations, trying to getto know who you are as an individual

(59:21):
in a person lifestyle. Yeah,your lifestylesis niece desires, what you're willing
to do, what you're not willingto do. Like with me, I'm
really kind of straightforward. I'm older, so I don't care and I'm like,
I'm not gonna do that, andI'm not gonna do that. I'm
not gonna do that. So ahot yoga and quitting smoking. We're just
right off the table, not happening. Nope, not at all, yep,

(59:42):
I said, I like to.I like to have whiskey every now
and then, and I like toI'm in a band every day, then
every now and then when we playevery day. But I and I knew
that I needed to change my lifestyle. So he gave. He took did
it like a whole blood panel andet cetera. Blood and really kind of
he digs into who who you areas a person, far as you know,

(01:00:05):
how you respond to certain things,what do you say, what are
you gonna do? He gets toknow you, so he knows the mechanism
of what's going to motivate you.And then you know, he gets all
the scientific stuff like the blood andeverything else. And then and then he
starts out, Okay, we're gonnado this, this, this and this,
And I'd look at him and go, I'm not doing that. I
mean, because I know myself andI'm like, I can do this,

(01:00:28):
this and this. Great, we'lldo that. I said. He wanted
me to take God forgot the supplementsor whatever, the powder stuff your stomach.
So yeah, yeah, my mymy daughter, my firstborn child as
a nutritious with Baylor's god white andshe does now outpatient care, do it
rehab and stuff to you. Shegoes. So there's three tiers of people,
and I have to approach them eacha different way. Some people I

(01:00:52):
have to coddle and otherwise I haveto barter, you, bargain with him,
right, And she goes. Andthen there's the veteran to come in
and just you tell me what Ineed to do, don't sugarcoat it.
And she goes. And those areobviously the most effective people to deal with.
She goes, But that's a verysmall uh much mortage. Yeah,
the lions share are people that sheeither has to coddle or bargain with correct

(01:01:15):
in an effort to save them fromthemselves. Ye. Yeah, that's a
big that's a big theory. Soat lifestyle medicine is the truth of medicine,
and it's entirety essentially. What we'retrying to do is taylor the person's
approach to the person, right.I mean, nobody wants to take seventy

(01:01:37):
seven pills. We want to movethem along and we want to work in
the constraints of their lifestyle, becauseif you know, a lot of the
paces come in like your your daughteris astutely kind of understood over time,
is that people will only do whatthey're motivated to do. And in Ron's
case, he's was fat, youknow, and he's like huge, has

(01:01:59):
no end um there was you know, performance, and continuing with his lifestyle,
he was starting to fall behind thecurve. And what we're gonna do
with Outlaw is that he's going tofind exactly how we implement his curve and
so that curve can be behind thecurve or you can be ahead of the
curve. And that's what we dowith the Wrinkle Institute of Wellness, is

(01:02:20):
we generate that curve and then weput you on the wave of success,
because that's the biggest thing, becausewhen you go to the conventional places and
they give you fifteen minutes of fame, there's just not enough time to develop
that relationship with the person and figureout that curve. So that's the big
deal. And it's funny you say, by the way, because and I
and I and I shouldn't have saidthe company she works for, but they

(01:02:43):
recently got another company that she consultedwith recently got him into and said,
hey, we didn't get them,we didn't get the COVID money. So
now you're you're you're gonna have toonly spend forty minutes with each patient,
max, not fifty two. Right, awesome and so, and we've talked
about this before, the restrictions andlimitations of a physician as he assesses and

(01:03:07):
treats a patient instead of a client. True, I mean I come from
a long background of emergency medicine andinternal medicine. I mean we're actually allocated
in the emergency room essentially seven tofifteen minutes. So if you get more
than that when you're dying, I'msorry, somebody else gets short changed.

(01:03:28):
And then after the internal medicine,you know your intake is about thirty minutes
from that perspective, So we routinelytake about an hour to almost two hours
with some of our very complex patients, and then we go back with the
science and we delve into all ofthe tests that will actually tease out the
problem. My dad was a priorexample of that. I mean he was

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he was significantly sick, he washaving some problems, and we would take
him to the doctor and he wouldget all of his labs and they would
be like, well, mister Wrinkle, all of your labs are normal,
and so we don't really know whatto do, so just keep on keeping
on. And we watched him literallydegrade himself into into death. So that's
my why. Everybody in the worldhas their why. Oart Wrinkle is my

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why, and so he's kind ofgiven me that inspiration to move forward,
dig deep onto every single patient.Every single one of our patients is highly
connected to our our facility. Wedo routine check ups almost two three times
a month for some folks that areactually trying to move things along. So

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that's not a conventional practice. Sowe we put a lot of effort and
energy into taking care of the person. And that means like with managing Ron's
expectations. When he goes out andhe plays with Tell You Ride, We're
gonna make sure that he comes inon a Saturday after he's played on a
Friday, and we're gonna take careof him and we're going to give him
the concierge service that he deserves andn eads as a high profile drummer,

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and we're gonna continue down to continuehis legacy as we go forward. Being
a drummer is probably one of themost artist positions in a band, although
it is the seated position. Butyou're working both feet, both arms,
and uh sometimes you sing so ummy, my uh pulse is one fifty
five for about three hours straight.That's a pretty damn good cardio there it

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is. That's some Orange Jones stuffright there. And yet he was so
fat, so uh got a carboload. So when you when you go
in on a Saturday after working hardon a Friday night, the hydration,
some toxicity, what do you gointo you have to explain it? Does
he put you on the rack?What happens? Necessary? He knows,

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he can see it. He's worked. That's what's so good about him.
He already knows me. Right.It's not I have to come in and
give you my whole history of whoI am again because you forgot because you
saw already seven Like shopping for atherapist. I'm gonna give you the nickel
to a real quick on what's wrongwith my relationship and then fix me.
Uh right, I just need youto say I'm right. When my wife

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comes in here, just say I'mright, You're right, David is right,
so right, so right, informed, insightful and loving, and he's
huge. Said just say, I'mtall and good looking. You are tall
and good looking. So so whenwe start next week right after the holiday,
I'm gonna come in, uh unlessyou're open up Monday, and so
I'm gonna come in and you're gonnaHe's like, Nope, you're gonna you're

(01:06:33):
gonna you're gonna take some blood.Yeah, we're gonna do it all.
And then you said you're gonna plugme into some machine with battery terminals.
I'm okay, y'all are laughing.I thought he was serious, and I've
been a stress. What do youm It feels great? You said,
stingly, what my neurological skeleton orsomething. You were like, yeah,

(01:06:55):
I'm just gonna plug you in Liketwo didn't you say that? Oh my
god? This poor man and we'vealready we've already created PTSD has even showed
up. No, Dave, whatwe're gonna do is measure your impedance of
what's going on in the circuitry ofyour body. So not literally, well
no, this is not a nota roadhouse episode. They know I went

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to something where they put electrodes andthen they put them on my feet and
then they made me squeeze my Wait, this isn't a carnival ride, David,
don stop laughing at Meridia Tingley.Is this ect therapy? Electric convulsive
therapy? Dave? That was forthe mental all right, the Wrinkle Institute

(01:07:38):
for Wellness, The Wrinkle Institute forWellness. We got another stupid criminals covering
up makes brought to you by theMetsical Law Firm. Tell you ride.
We're gonna We're waiting for the restof the EP to come out, and
we're having fun. It's a it'sa good night. It's a great kickoff
to a holiday weekend. We hopethat you're all taking care of one another
on an outlaw nice he's slow.Tell me about Carnival custom painting. How

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long in business? Who are theowners? Where are you located? What
if you feel your prices too high? How do I accept the proposal?
Describe the painting process to someone who'snever hired a painting Which paint should use,
use, which paint company, whichpaint color? What does carnival painting
do? We do interior and exteriorpainting services, so we can paint your
entire house from the inside to theout. We can stain any wood that

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you have, and we can putup faux walls. We can put up
sheet rock walls. We do installationof wood, installation of sheer rock.
Basically, anything that you need insideyour house to get ready for sale or
get ready to move in, wecan take care of it. There's a
myriad of businesses that are making abutt ton of money putting piers and beams
and bounces people use. The realityis houses in this area is shift.
You get cracks sometimes along some ofthe stress points in the house, but

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you can with a good she rockgod float those paint them. Am I
wrong realistically? With the sheet rockcracks and everything like that. We do
all the repairs on that install sheetrock, Tara out sheet rock, fix
all the cracks crevices in Houston.As you pointed out, with the stress
cracks and everything moving and shifting.If it's done poorly by a lot of

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guys that say, hey, I'ma sheet rock guy, well it's not
gonna last very long. Usually youget about three to five years out of
a sheet rock crack. We actuallywarranty for three years. We're one of
the longest warranty in Houston. We'retalking about carnival painting. You also do
commercial, so I'm assuming it's notjust all roller of work that you've got
sprayers and teams and ladders and scoffolding. Yes, sir, we do like

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commercial. In terms of like officebuildings. We can pretty much do any
office building as long as it's notten story high rise. We can do
pretty much everything in there outside anyway, all right, what's the west case
scenario interior designers, decorators or justa motivated housewife. What's the worst case
scenario of somebody to deal with us? A client interior decorators? You know,
why can there spending somebody else's money. That's right. You reach out

(01:09:55):
to a carnival painting, you askyour questions, and then you dispatch someone
to their house and they go allright, and you're bringing the little tape
measure, do you eyeball? Andhow does all that work take me through
the process? So we'll set upa free estimate for you. What we're
gonna do is either you can callus or you can reach us through our
website at Houston Carnival Painting dot com. We also can be reached at seven
one three seven seven nine thirty fivehundred seven seven nine thirty five hundred.

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Why don't you call us for thatfree estimate. We'll go ahead and send
up an appointment time, we willcome out. We will look at whether
it's an interior. Next year wecan walk through it with you, find
out exactly what the customer needs,what they want, what their vision is
for the project, and then wecan guide them along how best to achieve
that as well as we can takecare of for you. What's the time
from them making a decision to youguys being able to put the plane into
action. So as soon as weget a signed copy of that contract,

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we will give them the first availabilityor the first available start date that we
have. Typically we're about a weekbooked out. Seven one three, seven
seven nine thirty five hundred. Yes, sir, Carnival Custom Painting, Home,
residential, commercial. They are float, they are fixing, they are
painting, they're trimming the next projectcalled Carnival Custom Painting. They'll take care

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of your seven month, seven seventhirty five outlaw. Ye sit there with
the rock Goddess Taylor Munner, DoctorJim James Wrinkle from the Rickle Institute.
He was still sitting in there withus, uh, hanging in there and
thank you for the conversation, butmore importantly, thank you for doing the
hot Sauce challenge. Wow. Howwow. Now one of your partners in

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crime on that, of course,was a Reese from Carnival Custom Painting.
Busy time of year for you guys, very busy time of year. Yes,
sir, you know we did that. We recorded your commercial months ago.
Have you heard it, because you'venever said anything about it. I
haven't heard it. We did acommercial and we said we need coffee points,
so he had a thirteen page We'vepaired the spot down. It's right

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under three minutes, so I'm stillI'm still trying to edit it down,
but we run it. It soundsgreat. How's the painting business, It's
been great. Wax on, waxdown, defense painting things. Oh yeah,
we're painting houses right now, plentyof homes into your ext year right
now. It is so hot outside, so we got to make sure all
of our guys are getting plenty ofwater getting out of that sun. I

(01:12:08):
saw the governor said you didn't haveto worry about giving him break, So
so we're fun. Isn't that nice? Thank you, governor, Thank you.
It's worried. He's not outside.Stop, We're gonna do another rout
of stupid criminals. I don't tellher to get sit on the first one.
Speaking of city. She loves thestupid criminals. So here it is
now two stories of criminality achieve withstupidity. I'm ready to win this,

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so keep going. There is nothreat of linear causality until you declare it
to be a threat of lanier causality. Forty six year old man from Florida
named Dope David Romero was caught shopliftingthings from Target last Monday. He had
bought some groceries, but he didn'tpay for the other items. He was
caught a surveillance footage. The copswere called. The cornered him in the

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parking out there, arrested him.As they tried to get him into the
police car, the pink vibrator fellout of his pants, vibrating. He
also had condoms, lubricant, andseveral enhancement products that he is facing one
count of petty theft, one countof grand theft, four counts of larceny,

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and he's being held on a bondof larceny three thousand dollars to the
pick bibrator. All right, Apparentlysomeone tried to smuggle drugs into a jail
in Kansas by sewing into their underwear. Uh. The not so hygienic plan
was actually hatched for the inside.There was an inmate who was a servant

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time only on the weekends, andhe came up with a plan that when
he was going to come back in, he would bring meth into the jail
sewn into his underwear. But theydiscovered him when he was searched. Apparently
the authorities had heard rumors about anupcoming smuggling attempts, so they were on
the lookout. They did find thethe meth that fetamine. Several people have

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been arrested, including some of hisco conspirators. Unclear if it was boxers
or briefs. There's your two criminals, the threat of linear causality. So
at least I thought it was goingto be romance with the condoms, but
then you totally lost me after Idon't know, I don't think I got
one. You go on something excitingin your pants. It was the answer

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where you're looking for, all right, so I got what that feels.
Brace who's stupid or smuggling the sexualaids out of the target in your underwear,
or smuggling the meth Some would colosexualaid into the prison also in the
underwear. I'm gonna go with methman. Someone's got some loose lips.

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You got found out fast, messedup? All right, Taylor, what
do you think do you? Numberone? At least he thought he could
smuggle something out, but like tosmuggle something in into gel. I don't
know what's happened here. And doctorJim, I think I said this a
couple of weeks ago. Usually thepanel gives a pass for people on drugs
or alcohol. Now suddenly it's theromance. I didn't give the alcohol.

(01:15:01):
I was just thinking, so whatare you smuggling in? Smuggling in?
I think the crotch math will definitelyloses on this one. So it is
unanimous, ladies and gentlemen out ofus, do not take your crotch math
the joint. Don't smuggle into,smuggle out. I think that's the key
note here. God gave everybody aprison locker, and it certainly isn't in

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the lining of your underworf Wait,that was the pink vibrator. Come on
that boom, so don't forget.All of our sponsors on the program can
be found on our Facebook page.You can follow them, you can enjoy
them, you can take a partof it. Who who did good in
the Hot Sauce Challenge? Where didwe end? Nobody done? Had the

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biggest space, he did not like, he did not make a single face
and then act it ended he didn'tdo it. I'll be fixing. I
was, I was, I wasdoing interviews, important stuff, all right,
So you weren't really talking at thetime we wanted. We want to
thank James Beck, the Hot saucebossfrom I Burn, for coming out as
always the Sharacha upgrades, Doctor Winklefor helping us on this Homeric journey of

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health, your hero uh and ofcourse UH sponsored the show man Reese from
Cardival Custom Painting, painting it out, making it happen right, and Don
Martinez. We're always making sure thatwe're safe when we need to go where
we're going and try to get therewhen we get there, And of course
the guys will tell you ride Sundancehead and our dear friend Mike Erskine from
Erskine Entertainment, who would remind youthat the John Evans Cloud Chief shows coming

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up in August fourth, But we'vegot to pop up coming up in July
twenty second, Sheila Marshall, A. J. Ballejo and Andrea Martin.
I think and thank Saloon for lettingus do our show out here. Absolutely
all right, So we got importantstuff coming up before the end of the
summer that we are dressing up,we are putting, We're sewing little costumes.

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We're gonna put it all out there. We are going to once and
for all, we are going toexpand with our video presentation, but putting
the finishing touches on our studio,the video blog that we're doing with the
Wrinkle its to do. All thesethings coming to a small screen near you,
very very soon, a small screenscreen. Why are they all looking

(01:17:19):
at? What was it? Whyare they staring at the calculators? The
coculators are speaking to them? Um. Coming up next another fresh edition of
Musicology, one on one with ProfessorAl He has been out and about doing
stuff. We miss him. He'llbe sitting around the campfire with us a
very very soon. Don't forget You'realways welcome to sit around the table with
us each and every Saturday night,right here on Houston's oldest radio station.

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As we take our leave of you, we asked that you do three things.
Be the voice of reason in thesea of sanity. If you see
a wrong Meganup could as yet tohelp Felly Hum just doing. We're all
part of the crazy human terbal experiencetogether. May not team this way to
you, the univerself folding exact wayit shouldn't be. I know this to
be too, because off in thecommunity of like minded individual people say hopes
three dams, and I do Ihave to other way we can about the
police blue, as we like tosay around here on the beaches.