September 17, 2024 • 56 secs
You've out smarted your alarm app for too long. Time to take it to the next level.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Channel ninety three three.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
You have an alarm set, but that dawn snooze button
keeps making you late anyway, introducing Shit Just Got Real,
the new alarm app for your smartphone, guaranteed to wake
you up.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
You can set it to wake you.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Up gently, Hey hey, hey hi, or you can get
it to wake you up fast. I am insideal Plus
There's hundreds of unsettling messages to keep you waking up
on time.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Your kitten is drowning in his own vomit? Or how
about how can you sleep with a prowler in the room.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Nice mask plus with the exclusive ship Just Got Real
wake Up Guarantee. If you don't wake up, we guarantee
you must keep dead.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Just go through.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Your left arm is numb, probably not a heart attack.
Download shot Just Got Real and never.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Your front door's open, kits snooze. Where's the fire extinguisher again?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Nerves lool at five oh five, brought to you by
Illegal Peach Search Lol's on iHeartRadio
Channel ninety three three.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
You have an alarm set, but that dawn snooze button
keeps making you late anyway, introducing Shit Just Got Real,
the new alarm app for your smartphone, guaranteed to wake
you up.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
You can set it to wake you.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Up gently, Hey hey, hey hi, or you can get
it to wake you up fast. I am insideal Plus
There's hundreds of unsettling messages to keep you waking up
on time.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Your kitten is drowning in his own vomit? Or how
about how can you sleep with a prowler in the room.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Nice mask plus with the exclusive ship Just Got Real
wake Up Guarantee. If you don't wake up, we guarantee
you must keep dead.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Just go through.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Your left arm is numb, probably not a heart attack.
Download shot Just Got Real and never.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Your front door's open, kits snooze. Where's the fire extinguisher again?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Nerves lool at five oh five, brought to you by
Illegal Peach Search Lol's on iHeartRadio
Nerf's LOLs at 5:05 News
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