Episode Transcript
Channel ninety three. Have you ever gotten stoned, walked into
traffic and been hit by a clown car. It happens
more than you'd think. That's why more and more burners
like you were getting stoner insurance, because stupid shot happens
every day to stoner's like you. What does stoner insurance cover? What?
Stoner insurance covers food or pets you may have eaten
(00:23):
or forgotten to feed. Oh, shut up, bigfoot. Stoner insurance
covers all damages related to toaster rubins, sexual accidents involving
vacuum cleaners, Chinese finger traps, or octopi. Stoner insurance also
covers your game thumb, couch sores, not cho cheese burns,
just about anything your little stone asking it into Just
sing our jingle and we'll appear. Oh stoner insurance. Well yeah, computer,
(00:48):
I just wanted to see if you do it? Hey,
how have you survived this long without stoner insurance? Call today?
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