Bree & Clint's After Party - 13th June 2024

We heard that some super spicy noodles were getting banned overseas so we're fresh off the back of trying them. Clint has some confessions to make, and it turns out Bree does too... this is the Aqua Poo all over again

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
The z M podcast Network. Hi guys. Today on the show,
we ate the world's spiciest Ramen Noodles, and my whole
goal was to not get Ramen sauce on my cream
knit sweatshirt. I even took my jersey off and woman

(00:20):
embarrassing men's singer in the video, and then I instantly
put my arm down with my sleeve arm down as
soon as I put the jersey back on into Ramen
noodle sauce. Sucks to suck.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
No, that does suck.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
I won't be mean.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
That sucks.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
It does. God. I hate getting stuff on my clothes.
I can't be trusted with light colored clothing.

Speaker 3 (00:40):
Truly nice sweatsuits that we got for the movie Marathon,
I was like light blue. I can look after this
literally every time I wear it, I have to wash
it like you have to.

Speaker 4 (00:51):
Yeah it also, you have a dog. You should know better.
I just don't get like the clothes anymore.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
Yeah, it's the pandemic problem for him.

Speaker 1 (00:59):
My dog's ruined everything. Yes, not yesterday day before.

Speaker 4 (01:03):
So our dogs are toilet trained, and I don't think
they use the toilet.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
That's amazing.

Speaker 4 (01:10):
No, they obviously go outside, but they rarely have an accident, Like,
I think the last time one of our dogs had
an accident inside was maybe ate.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
The chili plant.

Speaker 4 (01:20):
Yeah, which was like a year and a half ago,
you know, a long time ago. Anyway, I get home
the other night and my partner's like maryls jumped up
on the bed and wet the bed, and I went,
what she's like, But I don't know if she did
or she was just licking herself, and it's caused a
bit of a wet patch on the bed. And I

(01:40):
walked into the room and it was the biggest fucking
wet patch you've ever seen. And I was like, are
you serious? Of course that is a wei.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
Your partner passed the bed while you went home the dog,
That's what I think.

Speaker 4 (01:52):
So this this WII, right, the WI was so big
that it went through It went through the douvet cover,
through the douve, onto the top sheet, through the top.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
Sheet, as you were opposed to that top.

Speaker 4 (02:08):
Was onto the top sheet, through the top sheet, down
onto the bottom sheet, down onto the mattress protector, and
the mattress protector stopped it before it got to the
mattress protector.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
So we had to wash.

Speaker 4 (02:25):
We had to wash mattress protector, bottom sheet, top sheet, the.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
Full douve and the full douve cover.

Speaker 4 (02:35):
Yeah, along that tape and your partner's pajamas and.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
And your dog and the dog you think it was
the dog?

Speaker 4 (02:47):
Oh god, what a freaking ship storm.

Speaker 3 (02:52):
The last time you went them?

Speaker 1 (02:55):
I don't remember. It was that long ago. I don't remember.
I definitely have done it as an adult, have you? Yeah? Drinking?
What what like? Get so drunk?

Speaker 3 (03:07):
Men?

Speaker 4 (03:08):
Men have a tendency to do that, Like my sister's
now husband, But it was they were dating and he
was living at my parents' house with my sister.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
Called fire trucking.

Speaker 4 (03:19):
But this was like one of the early early times
that he stayed at my parents house with my sister and.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
He went the bed. I just say I made it
sound like I used to do it all the time.
I didn't. It just has happened. I didn't see. I
didn't think that you did.

Speaker 4 (03:32):
But now that you're saying this, it makes me think
that you did.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
Two or three times, two or three times over a
fifteen year period as an adult. Come on, when's the
last time you weat the bed as a child?

Speaker 3 (03:46):
Doesn't counter if I fell asleep with a glass of
water in my hand and it tipped.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
It doesn't count. If you're a child, then I've never
whit the bed. I shipped my pants.

Speaker 4 (03:54):
That was a loaded question than you ship? I shipped
my pants like ten years ago?

Speaker 1 (04:01):
When why as the twenties wind?

Speaker 4 (04:05):
Oh my god, I went out for a big night out.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
Volunteer, volunteering the story that wouldn't.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
You sat the beer?

Speaker 1 (04:17):
No, not the bit I passed out on the bathroom floor.
We do a kind thing and try to make me
feel bad, okay.

Speaker 4 (04:25):
And then you are ripping into me.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
Well, I can help you the beer and.

Speaker 4 (04:32):
Everyone was going for you, so take some heat off,
clear and the U K for me.

Speaker 3 (04:41):
I wanted to tell you about that Sha herself.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
The last time I peed my beard was when I
was I can't remember, but it was when I remembered,
you know, like so old enough, and it was the
last time I thought to myself, I'm never going to
pee in the bead again. I'm going to do it,
so I purposely did it.

Speaker 4 (05:00):
Weird, Wait if if wait, if there's time tomorrow on
the podcast, can you tell us that story again?

Speaker 1 (05:05):
Because it's on you. Were you an adult or a child?

Speaker 4 (05:12):
Ten year old. You're a kid.

Speaker 1 (05:13):
Wait, some of the only adult who pressed the bid
could be worse. You could have.

Speaker 2 (05:21):
Really boring storry.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
Apparently it's not boring, it's weird. Voluntarily pressing the beer. Wait,
you voluntarily? She said, this is my last chance to
pass the beer. This is the last time, bitte. Are
you in therapy because you need to go.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
More ship stuff and then you'll go. It's my turn, and.

Speaker 1 (05:45):
You know I keep sharing, keep sharing. No, it's good
to share. Quarter guys. I've got to go home and
look after my children.

Speaker 3 (05:54):
Go do you know how to do your first time ever?

Speaker 1 (06:01):
They won't even be awake, they would all be asleep.
Look up. I've got to go and watch Sopranos. Ye,
it's a good d l A look after my own children.
Thanks Claudia, welcome and I look after you lot. Should

(06:25):
have gone out after you said you pissed the bead
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