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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The ZiT M Podcast Network.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Okay, everybody calm today.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Everybody, Yeah, don't patronize them.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Normal patronizing, normal lying, and we'll be fine.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
There's only so much I can stand up for you.
You've already triggered everybody, just but you didn't get me.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
It's just incredibly easy to wind up some people on
this show, doesn't it.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
I mean, you're not wrong when it is. It doesn't
mean you have to I feel like you do.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
I feel like that's what you have to do.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
He knows his love language.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
No, you know, it's like holding up a red blanket
to him.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
What does that mean?
Speaker 1 (00:40):
You're the bull the red blanket? And that's and cleansed
the ball. So he just wants to go over it.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Then I received another losing Podcast Radio and Podcast Award today.
Do you know how many of these finalist non win
certificates I've got?
Speaker 1 (00:57):
I throw mine in the bin eyes, what do you do?
Speaker 3 (01:02):
You're still like in the top four of the whole country.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
It's an honor to be nominated. I just want to
break the seal.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Oh yeah, I'm over, and I've been holding there's pissing
for years.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Hold this break the seal. Thing is so real, by
the way, No, it's not.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
It is.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
The longer you can hold it, the less you have
to persnight it.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
It means you've got good bladder muscles, which actually plays
into the fact that it means you can hold it longer.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Yeah, it means you can do other stuff too.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
I had a great question. I had a great, great question,
and it was based off a piece of audio I
heard that's doing the rounds Concentrate please, where Clint talks
about how it's been like six years since you played
rugby and when you were weren't here. I said to Claudia,
(01:54):
you know what, I just can't picture Clint playing rugby
at all. Yeah, and what did you say, claud.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
I said, nah, it looks more like a squash guy.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
And I said, all badminton, well, pickball. And it brought
us to this game where we will say the person
and then we all decide just based on looking at
them and like their vibe, what sport they would play.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Yeah, I just want to go on the record just quickly.
I don't know where you found this rugby audio from,
but I never said I was good at rugby play.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
We didn't say that.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
We still can I wasn't good.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
We still can't what possession. You will hate to hear this.
You will hate to hear this. But if you weren't
like you one hundred percent of a squash guy, or
I could picture you playing soccer, Yeah that's you.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Yeah. Yeah, it's not my game, but yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Yeah yeah, but maybe it is your game.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
My game. No, I found my game later in life.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
What is it?
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Indoor knitball?
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Indoor knitball is everyone's game.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Nah, it was particularly good.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
I got kicked out of netball because I was so bad,
so bad.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Do you know who was particular? It's not everyone's game.
Do you know who was very batter than the nitball?
Our six foot eight boss, lost boss.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
He wouldn't be good at anything.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
I could look at him and go, but we just
put him under the goal and we said, just get
the ball and pa.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
He looks like the most unathletic person I've ever seen,
Like he just he just does not have the sporty
feel or vibe about it.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
You want to give people a sport based on their appearance,
Ella would be Oh, I know what.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
I'd be in another life. A sexy tennis player.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
You're too small, A regular tennis ball. The sexy ones
make all the money.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Oh, she'd be a great ping pong player.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
I was wondering about you'd be a great No, I
don't want that. I feel like you give me knitball though,
like you're scrappy.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Be good. I was.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
I was good, and then I tried to get into
it again, and then they didn't let me on the team.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Okay, you're ping pong, what you're sexy tennis? You've been
demoted to pick pole table? Okay, pickable? Yeah, pickable had
a stretch, it would be a stretch of short arms.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
She's just steering me. Claudia would be Women's NFL.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
I was going to say snooker, snooker.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
She would be a dance player.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
The pub game frisbee, frisbee, frisberry.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
That's frizz claude to you, it sounds like more my
type of game.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Frisbee frisbee, let's bree in the islands.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Ultimate frisbee.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Yeah, that god that, there's so much of that has
been coming up with my TikTok lately playing ultimate Frisbee. Yeah,
frisbee golf. Claudia is a frisbee. Claudia is a golfer.
That's what she is. You're a percent of golfer that
I know what I am. Yeah, hammer, throw shot put,
(04:58):
shot put, can field. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
While I can see on the back of a bob
slid javelin on a rowing boat. What the driver or
the steerer, the one who gets in last.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
The drive, the drivers at the front of the front. Yeah,
I'd be the one at the back that just sits
for the heavier weight so that the bobsleid goes down faster. Yeah,
the anchor, you put your fattest one at the back. No,
but that's that's who I would be. They are all
tiny in bob sliters. I'd be that. I'd be the
(05:33):
ankle weight.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
You'd be a long jumper.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
I was a hot long jumper, high jumper, it was
my sport back in the day.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
I saw this guy on TikTok come up the other day.
I hate TikTok. I got to get off it. But
I saw this guy come up on TikTok who was
a high jumper, who's phenomenal, phenomenal, great form, great it
was heading the heights and then appened to the front
of him enormous song. I think I think I saw
this microphone in his in his flaccid, in his in his.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
High jumpers are tall, which means which equals big schlongs.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Not always, but this thing was like I was like, damn,
I'd be worried about it hit the bar.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
My mum made fun of me last night when I
called her and she said about my big schlong Nah,
she said, because I made the Australian youth team for
high jump long jump when I was like in grade
six and we went away to the I think called
the Pan Pacific Games and we all had to wear
these tiny little because we had the Aussie uniform, and
(06:36):
we had to wear these little ossie what would they
call them? They call them runners and essentially it's undies,
like stretchy undies. My mom said that I refuse to
wear these these undies, and I demanded bike pants and
I was the only one wearing bike pants. I would
(06:57):
have been like ten or eleven.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Yeah, it's about the age where you start to get phil.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Yeah, probably when you're feeling a bit awkward. I was like,
I will not wear underwear out in public.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Yeah, fear. It's like when they meet all of the
volleyball teams, like all the men's teams were wearing like
board shorts.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
The beach volleyball they wearing ford shots and stuff, and
the girls had to wear like BIKINISI.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
I'm not saying it's right, but I will say I
ain't nobody watching the men's volleyball and your stupid shorts.
No one cares. No one cares about men's beach volleyball.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
I can't say I've watched the men's beach.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
They have, they have the opportunity to bring a bit
of rezuldezle to it.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
But yeah, put them in a put them in dick toogs.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Yeah, put them in dicktogs.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Put them in dictogs. The board shorts are to fuck.
I love that.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Can we put some sleeves on the men's hockey team?
There's no reason that you guys need to be in
singles with Now I.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Disagree with that. No, it's like saying, put sleeves on
the a f L players. Are you talking crazy?
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Top AFA players? FL players?
Speaker 1 (08:01):
They got some.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
The men's hockey team.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Are you saying the men's hockey team can work your
way up to I'm so excited for the Olympics. I
just watch everything and anything same. What's your favorite thing
to watch.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
I want to watch the surfing.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Serving is very controversial of the Olympics.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
This year they have skateboarding again.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
I watch that the surfing. I think it's in Tahiti
and they've built this this this TV tower on this
like natural reef, and it's yeah, that fucked it. Oh no,
they wanted to anyway, and they're prodicing it so but
who knows.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
I love watching the weightlifting is good. Gymnastics is always good.
Gymnastics is good.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Gymnastics fantastic. You're not the mat, the mat phenomenal scene.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
You know what's really fun? Ball and stick one swimming,
the ball and stick the ribbon rhythmic gymnastics.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Yeah, the ball and stick one. I love watching the
gymnastics with you.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
I love watching the swimming because we always win, well
we do with the swimming.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
With the swimming is too many opportunities to win medals.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
There is a lot.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
So Michael Phelps, the most decorated Olympian of all time,
he was given like nine or ten meddles are games.
It's like, yeah, you're phenomenal, but it's all swimming.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
Give someone else.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Yeah, yeah, we get it. You're good at swimming.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Bro oh you know what's really good is the canoeing. Yeah,
the one way they go through like that ND made
rapids and they go through the gates and so I
love that ship.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Do you know what's a good sport at the Olympics
is criticizing athletes even though you know that you could
never sitting on the count, never aspire to physical heights
like that. And you're like, the hockey players should wear sleeves.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
You're just eating the whole cake and you yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Oh you screwed it up, your idiot.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
I'm just excited to watch the Tillies this year. Oh yeah,
that's gonna be cool.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
They're going to the Olympics. They've qualified, they do soccer Olympics.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Yes, they came fourth, lash Olympics.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Gutted pretty good though.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
I think they've got fourth to Olympics in a row,
which is really annoying for the same.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
I'm holding my radio.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
That's six years in a row.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
All right, let's go home, let's get out of here,
all right, see us tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
Sorry I cut you off.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
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