June 19, 2024 • 11 mins
Kids really say the darndest things.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The z M Podcast Network.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Hi everybody, welcome to the after Party. I've got an
insight for you guys into the wonderfully innocent and simple
mind of a four year old this afternoon. Telly, my
daughter is for she's just about to turn five, and
with kids you quite up to and have to encourage
them to drink water or they'll just forget. They're busy
doing kid stuff and then you're like, hey, do you
(00:31):
want to drink of water? And they're like, oh my god, yes, yes,
thank you, and then oh, thank you so much, thank
you so much. So we've been talking to my daughter,
tell you about the importance of staying hydrated. Were put
in that word in their vocabulary, hydrated. And she was
heading to bed the other night and Lucy said to her,
(00:52):
my wife said, Telly, do you want to have a
drink of water before you go to bed? She goes, yes,
because if I don't have enough water, then I'll be
low drated.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Makes sense.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Oh my god, it's so cute, isn't that freaking adorable?
Speaker 1 (01:04):
So cute?
Speaker 2 (01:05):
So she's gone, Okay, you get the water in, you
get hydrated, you run out of water, you are low traded,
not dehydrated.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Makes more sense.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
It makes so much sense, doesn't it.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
My brother did a similar one when he was young.
My dad said something about his friend having a ford,
and my brother was like, Oh, we're so lucky because
we have a car that goes forward and backwards.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
That is freaking.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Yeah. This is like a kid say the darndest thing,
so that we should do this on the radio. Kids,
you step outside of the thing that you say every day,
and you hear it from someone who's never heard it before,
and you go, of course, you freaking think that that's
the way that things will.
Speaker 5 (01:47):
What did you say? What was Ella's cordier speaking of children?
What would what would? What did Ella say?
Speaker 3 (01:54):
The movie marathons?
Speaker 5 (01:55):
Oh, it was my favorite electric lights?
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Electric light, electric lights?
Speaker 2 (02:03):
You need more electric lights?
Speaker 5 (02:04):
She goes, what's in power raid or Gatoraided's electric lights?
Speaker 3 (02:09):
This was post movie marathon, but I'm not sure that
was an excuse.
Speaker 5 (02:13):
And then what did she say when she was looking
up stuff on the app of the what's a rag out?
Speaker 6 (02:21):
What is that?
Speaker 1 (02:22):
It's a ragou? I don't know, man, I mean that
is a fair enough one. It does look like rag out.
Speaker 6 (02:28):
I think it would be really hard for me to
learn a new language, because like, I'm not very good
at English.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
English is the hardest, they say, true.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
So got that.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Chinese should be a breeze Chinese.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
A Mandarin would be freaking hard.
Speaker 6 (02:47):
Why that's what my boy, my fiance I can speak. Yeah,
that's what whiney, that's I love you?
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Are you sure?
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Wine?
Speaker 6 (03:00):
My favorite noodles? And then I go, she's here.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
She's got it?
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Is that Cantonese A Mandarin?
Speaker 6 (03:07):
Mandarin? R Ryan lived there for like a year and
a half and then had to be had to come
home because of COVID.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Ah right, Yeah, did he bring it?
Speaker 6 (03:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:18):
I thought it was I thought it was DJ dimension.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Did you guys zero.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Cute words for things when you were a kid?
Speaker 6 (03:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:27):
I called my vagina my wi wi?
Speaker 6 (03:29):
You would you still do?
Speaker 5 (03:31):
Is it cute?
Speaker 6 (03:31):
Or just have a horrible name for your wi wi?
What did you know?
Speaker 1 (03:36):
We don't talk about that on the podcast.
Speaker 6 (03:39):
So you acknowledge that it's a little bit, it's a
bit far.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
We don't talk about that.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
What are you calling it?
Speaker 5 (03:46):
Sometimes when you're announcing you Sometimes when I go into
the producers booth to make my way to the restroom
to relieve myself.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Oh yeah, I know this one.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Yeah, yeah, disgusting.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
You can say also said no, I've got to that.
I say I would. Will you beep it? Yeah no
you won't. I'm not saying it. You can't make me
really yeh?
Speaker 7 (04:11):
Do you say it, Claudia, will be say true?
Speaker 2 (04:21):
True true? Bring the tone up.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
I tried, and I'm trying.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
I'm trying to class up my act.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
And your guy used to when used to say is
going to drain the lizard.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Like dropping the kids off at the pool.
Speaker 6 (04:37):
I just like saying a big old log a ghost
poop dump when it disappears down the bowl.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
I love saying.
Speaker 5 (04:46):
I love saying, especially when I'm at a fancy event
and I'm dress real fancy, like for example.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
At the radio walls.
Speaker 5 (04:55):
I love being at an event like that where everyone's secual,
fancy and I go, all right, I'll be right back.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
I'm off to the shitter.
Speaker 5 (05:07):
It's such a juxtaposition of what else is going on.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
What you get is normally like, yeah.
Speaker 6 (05:16):
Get this girl some manners. Could you imagine? Say it's
like Princess Diaries situation and you find out you're a
princess of some distant grandmar relative. I just find I
wouldn't do well in the in the manners class, Wou'd
be too much.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
But watching Bridgeton and I'm like, if I get transported
into this world.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Suddenly I would tried as a winch.
Speaker 6 (05:42):
I would love the corset for a second, to try it.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Until they tightened that.
Speaker 5 (05:48):
I wrote the movie script ones like many years ago,
and it was like a Princess diary, Like it was
a take on Princess Diaries, but an Aussie version.
Speaker 6 (05:56):
Has cool What would it be? Oh?
Speaker 5 (06:00):
Like you know some some like to be honest, I
based it on like my childhood, like growing up in
the sticks and you grow up in the middle of nowhere,
and then all of a sudden you find out that
you have like your royalty royal blood, yeah, and you
have to take over and they like ship you off
to the city somewhere, like you know, to some foreign
place and you're like, there's like you know out back, Sheila.
Speaker 6 (06:27):
I love them, And then they do the montage and
then the pretty.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Oh here's a good question again, we should all have
a go with this. Now.
Speaker 5 (06:37):
What is so picture that is the type of film
that kind of vibe what song are you picking for
the montage.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
From? So you're going from rough country Bumpkan to Prince.
Speaker 5 (06:50):
Just a montage where like it's like a dress dress
up montage or like a makeover montage, you know the
type of montage everyone picked their song.
Speaker 6 (07:03):
I'm just looking at my playlist.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
I know who would sing it, but I can't pick
which song.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
I don't know if we've got it, got it. It's
that song that goes it's quite retro, but this has
been the song that overlays it on Bri as she's
getting transformed. Remember that song that goes, she's got the look.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
She's got the look.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
She's got the look, the look anything, and she goes,
she got just then Bree turns around and she got
the crown and the dress on it, and she goes.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Hey, someone needs to Batheast.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
Is that I put it there?
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Can you imagine it? It's a little bit bogan, but
it speaks to what's happening.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
She's got she's got the look.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
I had it in my head. I had it in
my head, one that I thought would be good. She's like, baby,
do you know that song?
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Can I get a bit more?
Speaker 1 (08:15):
She's like, Waby, you know what it's in. It's in
the movie She's the Man.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
I feel like it's literally happened, and she's the man
when they turn her into a boy.
Speaker 5 (08:29):
Nah, I feel like they use it. I feel like
it's the opening scene of She's the Man.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Oh, here we go? Are gonna found it?
Speaker 6 (08:38):
I don't know now, guys, I was thinking this.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
Okay, it's just too many songs to me.
Speaker 6 (08:43):
Okay, I got it. I'll go Espresso, Sabrina Kamanda relevant
for this.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Okay, play it. Let's see if we can picture it poppy.
Speaker 6 (08:52):
It's a bit slow for like a big montage.
Speaker 8 (09:00):
You can see the door, Let's see.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
I'm interested to know.
Speaker 5 (09:12):
Now what was the makeover montage song? And She's the Man.
Let's have a look because this is like classic?
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Is it going to play an ad?
Speaker 6 (09:25):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (09:25):
No, here we go? Okay, okay, I'll see what I
can do. Yeah, here we go?
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Oh yeah, bang, turn the world on. This is not
what I thought it was. I thought this was.
Speaker 5 (09:48):
And then there's another montage when she's running through the carnival.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
What song I'm giving damn my bad reputation. Essentially the
same song.
Speaker 4 (09:59):
But.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Just got that kind of upbeat tone.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Also would work in the montage. That song that goes
We're the kids in America?
Speaker 6 (10:11):
Anything ever? Levine in Oh all.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Right, good brain song?
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Guys, that's fun?
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Shall we g t if I'm feeling thoroughly low dreaded?
Speaker 1 (10:19):
How many minutes has this after party being?
Speaker 2 (10:22):
How many do you want?
Speaker 6 (10:23):
Sixty nine, ten and a half.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
I never wanted to be more than fifteen.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
A good fifteen. I think it's solid.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
Should we keep going a bit long?
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Another form of your record?
Speaker 6 (10:36):
I'm happy with five.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Every loves a Lady that's heavy with five. Let's get
out of it there, Let's not be warm up a bit.
Speaker 5 (10:59):
It is Brad on Instace, Facebook, TikTok, and live weekdays
for three on sit Him
The z M Podcast Network.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Hi everybody, welcome to the after Party. I've got an
insight for you guys into the wonderfully innocent and simple
mind of a four year old this afternoon. Telly, my
daughter is for she's just about to turn five, and
with kids you quite up to and have to encourage
them to drink water or they'll just forget. They're busy
doing kid stuff and then you're like, hey, do you
(00:31):
want to drink of water? And they're like, oh my god, yes, yes,
thank you, and then oh, thank you so much, thank
you so much. So we've been talking to my daughter,
tell you about the importance of staying hydrated. Were put
in that word in their vocabulary, hydrated. And she was
heading to bed the other night and Lucy said to her,
(00:52):
my wife said, Telly, do you want to have a
drink of water before you go to bed? She goes, yes,
because if I don't have enough water, then I'll be
low drated.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Makes sense.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Oh my god, it's so cute, isn't that freaking adorable?
Speaker 1 (01:04):
So cute?
Speaker 2 (01:05):
So she's gone, Okay, you get the water in, you
get hydrated, you run out of water, you are low traded,
not dehydrated.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Makes more sense.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
It makes so much sense, doesn't it.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
My brother did a similar one when he was young.
My dad said something about his friend having a ford,
and my brother was like, Oh, we're so lucky because
we have a car that goes forward and backwards.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
That is freaking.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Yeah. This is like a kid say the darndest thing,
so that we should do this on the radio. Kids,
you step outside of the thing that you say every day,
and you hear it from someone who's never heard it before,
and you go, of course, you freaking think that that's
the way that things will.
Speaker 5 (01:47):
What did you say? What was Ella's cordier speaking of children?
What would what would? What did Ella say?
Speaker 3 (01:54):
The movie marathons?
Speaker 5 (01:55):
Oh, it was my favorite electric lights?
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Electric light, electric lights?
Speaker 2 (02:03):
You need more electric lights?
Speaker 5 (02:04):
She goes, what's in power raid or Gatoraided's electric lights?
Speaker 3 (02:09):
This was post movie marathon, but I'm not sure that
was an excuse.
Speaker 5 (02:13):
And then what did she say when she was looking
up stuff on the app of the what's a rag out?
Speaker 6 (02:21):
What is that?
Speaker 1 (02:22):
It's a ragou? I don't know, man, I mean that
is a fair enough one. It does look like rag out.
Speaker 6 (02:28):
I think it would be really hard for me to
learn a new language, because like, I'm not very good
at English.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
English is the hardest, they say, true.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
So got that.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Chinese should be a breeze Chinese.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
A Mandarin would be freaking hard.
Speaker 6 (02:47):
Why that's what my boy, my fiance I can speak. Yeah,
that's what whiney, that's I love you?
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Are you sure?
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Wine?
Speaker 6 (03:00):
My favorite noodles? And then I go, she's here.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
She's got it?
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Is that Cantonese A Mandarin?
Speaker 6 (03:07):
Mandarin? R Ryan lived there for like a year and
a half and then had to be had to come
home because of COVID.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Ah right, Yeah, did he bring it?
Speaker 6 (03:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:18):
I thought it was I thought it was DJ dimension.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Did you guys zero.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Cute words for things when you were a kid?
Speaker 6 (03:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:27):
I called my vagina my wi wi?
Speaker 6 (03:29):
You would you still do?
Speaker 5 (03:31):
Is it cute?
Speaker 6 (03:31):
Or just have a horrible name for your wi wi?
What did you know?
Speaker 1 (03:36):
We don't talk about that on the podcast.
Speaker 6 (03:39):
So you acknowledge that it's a little bit, it's a
bit far.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
We don't talk about that.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
What are you calling it?
Speaker 5 (03:46):
Sometimes when you're announcing you Sometimes when I go into
the producers booth to make my way to the restroom
to relieve myself.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Oh yeah, I know this one.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Yeah, yeah, disgusting.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
You can say also said no, I've got to that.
I say I would. Will you beep it? Yeah no
you won't. I'm not saying it. You can't make me
really yeh?
Speaker 7 (04:11):
Do you say it, Claudia, will be say true?
Speaker 2 (04:21):
True true? Bring the tone up.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
I tried, and I'm trying.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
I'm trying to class up my act.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
And your guy used to when used to say is
going to drain the lizard.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Like dropping the kids off at the pool.
Speaker 6 (04:37):
I just like saying a big old log a ghost
poop dump when it disappears down the bowl.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
I love saying.
Speaker 5 (04:46):
I love saying, especially when I'm at a fancy event
and I'm dress real fancy, like for example.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
At the radio walls.
Speaker 5 (04:55):
I love being at an event like that where everyone's secual,
fancy and I go, all right, I'll be right back.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
I'm off to the shitter.
Speaker 5 (05:07):
It's such a juxtaposition of what else is going on.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
What you get is normally like, yeah.
Speaker 6 (05:16):
Get this girl some manners. Could you imagine? Say it's
like Princess Diaries situation and you find out you're a
princess of some distant grandmar relative. I just find I
wouldn't do well in the in the manners class, Wou'd
be too much.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
But watching Bridgeton and I'm like, if I get transported
into this world.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Suddenly I would tried as a winch.
Speaker 6 (05:42):
I would love the corset for a second, to try it.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Until they tightened that.
Speaker 5 (05:48):
I wrote the movie script ones like many years ago,
and it was like a Princess diary, Like it was
a take on Princess Diaries, but an Aussie version.
Speaker 6 (05:56):
Has cool What would it be? Oh?
Speaker 5 (06:00):
Like you know some some like to be honest, I
based it on like my childhood, like growing up in
the sticks and you grow up in the middle of nowhere,
and then all of a sudden you find out that
you have like your royalty royal blood, yeah, and you
have to take over and they like ship you off
to the city somewhere, like you know, to some foreign
place and you're like, there's like you know out back, Sheila.
Speaker 6 (06:27):
I love them, And then they do the montage and
then the pretty.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Oh here's a good question again, we should all have
a go with this. Now.
Speaker 5 (06:37):
What is so picture that is the type of film
that kind of vibe what song are you picking for
the montage.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
From? So you're going from rough country Bumpkan to Prince.
Speaker 5 (06:50):
Just a montage where like it's like a dress dress
up montage or like a makeover montage, you know the
type of montage everyone picked their song.
Speaker 6 (07:03):
I'm just looking at my playlist.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
I know who would sing it, but I can't pick
which song.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
I don't know if we've got it, got it. It's
that song that goes it's quite retro, but this has
been the song that overlays it on Bri as she's
getting transformed. Remember that song that goes, she's got the look.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
She's got the look.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
She's got the look, the look anything, and she goes,
she got just then Bree turns around and she got
the crown and the dress on it, and she goes.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Hey, someone needs to Batheast.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
Is that I put it there?
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Can you imagine it? It's a little bit bogan, but
it speaks to what's happening.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
She's got she's got the look.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
I had it in my head. I had it in
my head, one that I thought would be good. She's like, baby,
do you know that song?
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Can I get a bit more?
Speaker 1 (08:15):
She's like, Waby, you know what it's in. It's in
the movie She's the Man.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
I feel like it's literally happened, and she's the man
when they turn her into a boy.
Speaker 5 (08:29):
Nah, I feel like they use it. I feel like
it's the opening scene of She's the Man.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Oh, here we go? Are gonna found it?
Speaker 6 (08:38):
I don't know now, guys, I was thinking this.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
Okay, it's just too many songs to me.
Speaker 6 (08:43):
Okay, I got it. I'll go Espresso, Sabrina Kamanda relevant
for this.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Okay, play it. Let's see if we can picture it poppy.
Speaker 6 (08:52):
It's a bit slow for like a big montage.
Speaker 8 (09:00):
You can see the door, Let's see.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
I'm interested to know.
Speaker 5 (09:12):
Now what was the makeover montage song? And She's the Man.
Let's have a look because this is like classic?
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Is it going to play an ad?
Speaker 6 (09:25):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (09:25):
No, here we go? Okay, okay, I'll see what I
can do. Yeah, here we go?
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Oh yeah, bang, turn the world on. This is not
what I thought it was. I thought this was.
Speaker 5 (09:48):
And then there's another montage when she's running through the carnival.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
What song I'm giving damn my bad reputation. Essentially the
same song.
Speaker 4 (09:59):
But.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Just got that kind of upbeat tone.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Also would work in the montage. That song that goes
We're the kids in America?
Speaker 6 (10:11):
Anything ever? Levine in Oh all.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Right, good brain song?
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Guys, that's fun?
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Shall we g t if I'm feeling thoroughly low dreaded?
Speaker 1 (10:19):
How many minutes has this after party being?
Speaker 2 (10:22):
How many do you want?
Speaker 6 (10:23):
Sixty nine, ten and a half.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
I never wanted to be more than fifteen.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
A good fifteen. I think it's solid.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
Should we keep going a bit long?
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Another form of your record?
Speaker 6 (10:36):
I'm happy with five.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Every loves a Lady that's heavy with five. Let's get
out of it there, Let's not be warm up a bit.
Speaker 5 (10:59):
It is Brad on Instace, Facebook, TikTok, and live weekdays
for three on sit Him
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