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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The z M podcast Network after par.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Hey, hey everybody, we are h O T T O
g Oh, we are freaking hard to go, Hot to go,
hard to go. It's so clever when someone figures out,
like a combination of letters that sound good together, that's
the beauty of a good pop song, right, Like when
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Gwen Stefani figured out that b A n A n
A y s was fun to sing because any any
any spelling of any word goes into a song, but
it doesn't necessarily mean that it's fun. Like when I
read the Franklin found out that r E S P
c T was a fun thing to say in a song. Yeah,
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all right, well let's go around quick.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
You can't think about it. Spell a word?
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Uh, I got it in a song? Yeah? Go s
o A p your self, soap yourself, soap yourself. That
sounds like, what's done about that? Try it a p
y o U b A l l S. What was that?
Soap balls yea so a p A n u s
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soap anus.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
O p y A p y a n u s
soapy yanis? Oh, that kind of goes a p y
a U S and us so banis.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
I think we found one. I think anus is a
fun wad to say. He n u s you ain't
gonta no alibi unus us you. That's another one, you
g l y guys.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
I've got a I've got a new saying that I'm
really really loving because does anyone here, Oh my god,
I will give I'll give you twenty bucks if you
guys can name what is one of my all time
favorite things to say? And it can be used in
any kind of were used in any kind of situation,
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mostly like questions, but like anything questions. So if someone
asked me a question, I don't know. I probably don't
use it enough. But okay, honestly, try this.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
From from It's from the Seinfeld guy, the Seinfeld guy. Yeah,
it's from you know, the guy, the guy from Seinfeld
guy wrote Seinfeld and then hit his own show bomb
Bom Bom.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Guy. Who's that guy? Matt LeBlanc, you want to talk
about mothers Field? Ready the best the best saying? Ready, Ellie,
you asked me a question, and I'll say back to you.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Larry David, Larry.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
David, what about with the boys with the boy with
the boys.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
I can't remember.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Okay, you ask me any question who's Larry David? He
wrote Signfeld asked me a question at enthusiasm.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
That's the show. I was trying to think that's where
pretty good comes from. What's your favorite eye color?
Speaker 1 (03:24):
I don't see how that's any of your goddamn business.
Oh but the new one that can be used in
any circumstance is I'll be the judge of that. Yeah, okay,
so any.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
The sandwiches are pretty good, I'll be the judge of that.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
What time is it in Africa? This is the best way,
this is the best route to get to the airport.
I'll be the judge of that.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
That was some mind blowing sex.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
I'll be the judge of that.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
I have excuse me, I was king to the sandwich.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Or gasoling? Oh g a M is that quite good? Orgasm?
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:14):
God, guys, we've really got nothing.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Today's podcast by a m organism.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Who can admit it? We got nothing.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Left, nothing in the tanks, mate.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
That's because we left it all out there.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
We left it all out there. Today was on the
show was Mama Died? Price was on the show.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Got Pranked The Mama Died prank Is?
Speaker 2 (04:36):
He was on the show. Steve Price was on the show,
and Channing Tatum was kind of on the show. What
did your mum think? By the way, she said she
listened to the prank.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
She said, it's the greatest thing I've ever done for her.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
You brought it that an espresso machine. I know.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
He is. Could have just organized that Steve Price interview
and I would have saved my money.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
You coming to this party tomorrow night, the Uprais Ski
Patty thing. What You're not coming again?
Speaker 1 (05:04):
What is it?
Speaker 2 (05:06):
It's a party for a thing?
Speaker 1 (05:08):
What thing?
Speaker 2 (05:09):
The thing? What thing for the thing? For the thing?
I know? For that?
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Yeah, I don't know if I got invited.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
I'm going. I had to put together an Uprais Ski
upfit last night. Oh is that?
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Why? What's his face is? Asking? Say? I saw that.
I was like, if I heard about this, Yeah, someone's.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Wearing my wife's clothes. Beautiful.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
You could have asked me, I've got cool shit, man.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Yeah, I know. But I cobbled it together last night
in the wardrobe and they said. I said to my
wife is very stylish. What is Uprais skiing? Because it's
a camp. So I went, okay, well I'll look on
your side of the wardrobe.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Then it is a little lot. But do you still
have the outfit that you wore when you ate that
MESSI of donut? Fuck? Yeah, that that jacket rocks a
pony jacket. Yeah, that jacket's sick. Yeah, but that photo
haunts me. It's such a bad.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Photo python trying to swallow a fucking possum.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
So that's a great way to describe it. It's horrendous,
absolutely horrendous. Oh well, I'm going to go home, eat
a lambshank and then put on the state of origin.
Oh yeah, guys, I think I know what my next
career is going to be. I'm going to get into
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sports commentating. I'm going to be the first. I'm going
to be the first female commentator. Not not that there's
other female commentators, but I'm just saying mainstream, like I'm
going to commentate in our rail games like you know
that there's so many games like there is, but they're
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not commentating, like they're not the main commentator.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
There isn't rugby.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
That's cool, that's awesome.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Kirsty Stenaway does a fantastic job.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
She does do a very good job, even with the feet.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
That they don't train you. You just got to be good.
It's it's like, yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
You just got to have the gift and the knowledge
and the catchphrases and the care. Even even in the
female origin, the women's origin, it's still commentated by three men.
I think they have a female like sideline commentators that
go and like interview people and stuff.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
We're letting them play. Jesus what.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
You've got a point anyway? Anyway, Marons up the mighty morale.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Good Frank on the other podcast today, you should definitely
have a hone on that. It's early in the podcast too.
It's the first thing we do after Trady verse later.
It's very good, so enjoy. It's not even gonna do
the bananas.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
But I was gonna do my commentating to take us out.
Listen is r BO Donovan Burston?
Speaker 2 (08:04):
What a magician, what a champion? You don't know if
you could do a whole game and a funny voice though, like.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Who said that was a funny voice? Brand Clinton on instance, Facebook,
TikTok and live weekdays for three on
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Did him