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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Roll into the podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Rolling Kill everybody, Welcome to the Brinklin after party. Shout
without breath. But she should be back tomorrow. This music's
left over from a break we were just doing before
about Claudia getting a warrant of fitness.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
I'm proud of myself.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Thank you so much. I know I didn't ask if
it was a Warren Fitness for your car or if
you've got a Liz Mills Warren and Fitness sticker.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Well that would be such a good loop.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
You just joined Mills.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
No, actually, it's cheaper to get a Warren Fitness for
my car bed Liz Mills.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Shout out, Liz Mills. Love this Mills.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
I do love Liz Millks.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Do you want to go then?
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Because it's a cost of living crisis and I'm a
radio producer.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
All right, get music out of here. What has been
going on? What is up? My dudes?
Speaker 4 (00:50):
What's up?
Speaker 5 (00:50):
My guy missed you? To be honest, really really did?
Speaker 1 (00:53):
She really did? She's talking about a lot. She keep
being like, man, I wish Clint.
Speaker 5 (00:58):
Was here, Like, seriously, it's interesting when the routine has changed.
My brain was not okay, Like it was fun and
did it for a week. But I missed it, missed
the team.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
The routine. The routine has been unroutined for an awkward
amount of time now it has been a while because
and we all did think that the routine was getting
re rooted today, But actually Bree can't be back until tomorrow.
None of us, not our boss. But Bria is a
busy girl and she will be back with us a
(01:32):
sap and we'll be happy when she is.
Speaker 5 (01:34):
But yeah, tell us about Fiji.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
I mean there's almost to tell. It's just a trip
to Fiji.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
I think your tan wore off across the day, but.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
It was fantastic. Yeah, I know it's very light.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Ten did you slip slap and slap and rap and
also put a shirt on?
Speaker 2 (01:51):
You have a little kitten that slip on filters some sunglasses,
Slap on a hat, slop on some sunscreen and wrap
and wrap your mate. Yeah, no, wrap on some sunglasses.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Isn't it wrap like you're putting on a shirt.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Slap on a shirt, slap on a hat, slap on
some sunscreen, and wrap on some sunglasses. I think it's slip, slop, slap,
wrap and seek now seek shade, which is what isn't it.
It's just so smart, I know, But how many fucking
words are we going to put in the same every year?
We get one more every time. Every word you add
(02:30):
elites it's potency.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Just the next word to add is don't and it's
followed with the word go out.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Get burnt.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Just kidding. Skin cancer is real, that's true. I talked
made Fiji something. It was bad before, it was fantastic.
The first person.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
To go snorkeling.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Yes, and my daughter's picked up snorkeling straight away, which
I was so impressed. I gave them a tutorial, so
I'm taking full credit. I also taught them to ride
bikes and record amount of time, So I think I
am a great teacher.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Incredible.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
I think as a father, wow, maybe that's good on you, dad.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
That's cute.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
And man, they love snorkeling. Oh my god, they loved snorkling.
Who would have got a four year old to be
able to snorkel?
Speaker 5 (03:13):
That's impressive.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
That's very impressive.
Speaker 5 (03:15):
She's so cute though, and she's very like headstrong.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Right, so oh she's very strong.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
And is it like if her sister does it? She
wants to give it a.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Yes, Yes, that's cute. So that stuff was awesome, and
just being on holiday is so good. It's random to
be on holiday, just on a random week in November
a little bit. It wasn't Christmas, it wasn't school holidays
or anything. And I said to my wife while I
was there, I was like, was school cool about tuy
messing out?
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Oh that's a great point.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Wash. No, not really. But they also didn't mind too much.
I mean, what are you learning as a five year
old and you can't pick up?
Speaker 1 (03:51):
True, you're not well. You are a dog guy.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Now next fuck she sicks.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Oh yeah, she sicks the same time.
Speaker 5 (03:57):
You're a dog guy. Now is this the first holiday
away from your dog? And did you surprisingly miss him?
Speaker 4 (04:02):
No?
Speaker 2 (04:02):
We did the Disney cruise that's right.
Speaker 5 (04:05):
Did you miss him?
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Yeah? I did miss him.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Yeah it's weird.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
A it is weird.
Speaker 5 (04:08):
Yeah, little pet, and.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
I miss my friend. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Yeah, you've a.
Speaker 5 (04:12):
Little mate here, little buddy.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
That was good.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
What was the reunion like with the dog?
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Because I remember what I expected. I expected to be
like soldier coming home.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
This is what happened. I went away last year for
over a month, got back and I was like, this
reunion is gonna be amazing.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
I'm going to film this.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Yeah, he went hey, and then just went back to
what he's doing.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Exactly right. He came and instead of lay down on
the ground and presented himself to me, but let roll
onto his back and dog Willie and I was come
And when that was about it.
Speaker 5 (04:44):
On the podcast when you were away, we did continue
with the after party.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Did you yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Speaking of Willie's Yeah, we talked about Hitler's. Willie apparently
had a micro penis.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
I don't doubt it. Have you had my theory about
dick size?
Speaker 1 (04:58):
No?
Speaker 5 (04:59):
What's your theory.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
That most of a man's I haven't. I haven't done
the the lines, I haven't done the flow chart or
whatever it is. But most of men's personality can be
attributed to dick size.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Like the bigger the personality, the bigger the d Nah.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
It's either dick size or height, and often both. But
a short guy with a big one, he's chill. The
small one with a small one, bet of a deck?
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Is that why you're a bit of a dick?
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Fell into that talk with a regular one, he's right.
Talk with a big one. Nice small guy with the
big one. Have I done that? One. He's chill, small
small one small man syndrome and so like constantly trying
to prove himself.
Speaker 5 (05:52):
Because he's sure in both elements and.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
It's not his fault, but you know it's your fault
for making him feel like he needs to.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Put the standing. Yeah, a lot is so hard.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Well not that not small small guy might not be
that anyway. It's a half baked theory, but my theory.
Speaker 5 (06:11):
I like it.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
It's got legs on like some.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Three legged short yeah, but I mean wretch coming from
me as a tour guy with a small regular, I don't.
Speaker 5 (06:26):
Want to know. I don't want to know.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Coudia to show me, though.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
What a little penis looks like.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
I googled them on the work.
Speaker 5 (06:33):
I was going to say, a micro penie is like,
how like a little lipstick.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Tube at most?
Speaker 5 (06:39):
At most, but she was saying, it's like, yeah, belly,
But I didn't know that in a real life one.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
There's a there's a video, there's a toilet. There's a
classic video of Howard Stern, the famous shock jock radio presenter,
and it's one of the first. It's one of the
early like when radio stations started doing video content and
because that's what they did. And they said, how do
(07:09):
they Maybe they're on satellite TV. I don't know. Anyway,
they did a micro penis competition, no, and it was like,
if you've got the smallest penis, you win ten grand
or something. And so you had these guys standing there
and they queued up and they came forward, they sat
to the microphone and this panel got to look at
their micro pan make it attraction.
Speaker 5 (07:30):
Yeah, yeah, gosh did they show their faces?
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Yes? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You had to be fully fully exposed. Yeah,
and yeah. It was quite shocking. The more shocking ones
because there were some big fatties rocking and micro and
so it's the discrepancy and it's the difference. It's the
contrast which was shocking.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Have you seen the video of Lenny Kravitz splitting his pants? Yeah,
that's a big shong on the weekend.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
No, I've seen the video of John Legend getting a
half boner no way in like linen trousers or something.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
I think they were leather pants and he was rocking
out on his guitar and then he just squatted down
and right down the middle, no undies, straight out.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Damn.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
He was here on the weekend, which is why that's
front of mine.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
I just don't Did you get barrier? Just in case?
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Yeah? Just in case.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Ross was telling us today. I don't know why Ross
knows this, but Ross was telling us that Lenny Kravitz
is celibate, eight or nine years, celibate years?
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Celibate?
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Really ten years?
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:31):
He grow back by then, wouldn't it?
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Would He wants a woman that's more than just a body.
And I'm like, you haven't found one of them in
ten years? Have you not crazy to any interesting people
in ten years?
Speaker 2 (08:44):
What a sad indictment on the women that you've met
over the last ten years? Am I not enough mine?
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Just a body? To you?
Speaker 2 (08:52):
I can see giant Lenny Kravits schlong, I'm.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Literally rocking out with his cocking out.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
No, he's not. For ten years, he has not been
rocking out with his Coconai.
Speaker 5 (09:02):
Pants splits him and Zoey Krevits like, do they talk?
Do we know they have a good relationship?
Speaker 2 (09:08):
I believe so. I don't know, no idea.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Harry's gone over for dinner, Harry, Harry, She's.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Lost and isn't she saw that?
Speaker 5 (09:17):
Or she's also been walking around with Harry Styles.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Maybe they're a throple.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
We're going to get a new Harry Styles album.
Speaker 5 (09:22):
Yeah, some people.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Say no is lying around? Really were what? There's a
little bits and bottle.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
I got served a random video in my in my
reels the other day of this guy who's a Harry
Styles impersonator and he runs a Harry Styles tribute show
and he wears all the outfits and he sings all
the songs, but he really doesn't look that much like
Harry Styles.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
He just popped on like a onesie in a wig
and called the day.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
It's not even a wig, not even a wig, just
just the onesie And he has photos with little kids
and stuff and they love it.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Yeah, kids will believe anything.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
It's fucking great. But maybe hinds dos.
Speaker 5 (10:07):
Okay, that'd be fun, all right, stripper at the hints doos?
Speaker 4 (10:10):
Or just we gotta go, guys, girls got to go
to walk to the West Ends.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Guys, those Jesus the chance to have a great night, everybody.
We'll see you back tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
Plays Ams bringing Clint on Insta, Facebook, TikTok
Speaker 2 (10:42):
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