ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 10th June 2024

• Clint's hair challenge for Bree. 
• The heat pump song took over the segment. 
• Job interview disasters. 
• What did you hide from your parents? 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
The z M Podcast Network, MS Brian Clint Thanks to
KFC try the New Korean Barbecue double Down. Today we
are going to witness the most anticipated show.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
In their history of professional radio.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
Dan Brie and Clint Sugar.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
Every family there should be like assigned roles that everyone
has to fulfill. Like I'm having tech issues at the moment, Like,
wouldn't it be handy if maybe they do? Every family
had a tech person.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
We have that.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
Every family had a legal person who could do like
all the lawyer stuff. Every family had like a builder
trade type who could come around and do those jobs.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
I feel like those.

Speaker 4 (00:40):
Roles are just naturally handed out within families.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
Likely my brother is the tech guy.

Speaker 4 (00:45):
Yeah, and my dad is the mechanical.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
Yeah right, yeah yeah yeah I yeah. What are you?

Speaker 4 (00:52):
I bring the fun? Oh right, you're I'm the part
on the part party gow.

Speaker 1 (00:59):
Your value add yeah yeah yeah yeah, I bring the
life to the party.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
She's pretty useless, but she's good to be around. Exactly it.
We put it on the billboard. There's good on the
bill Make family events fun. Yeah, that is my role.
My sister has literally said it to me one time.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
You put the fun back in family funeral exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
What's your role in your family?

Speaker 1 (01:22):
That's good, Queshion, it's hard to know. A probably like organization.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
Oh yeah, I can see you being that. Yeah, I
think that's it. You're the organizational person. Yeah, boring, which
was the fun one. You're rounded with the cats er.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
Let's get into the show, Shaw. We were playing five
on time.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
It's back.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
It's going to stop our time bang on five seconds
and today, if you can do it, you'll get six
thousand dollars cash text free straight in your bank account
at four o'clock.

Speaker 4 (01:49):
Not a bash, not a bash. Not a bad cash
injection for a Monday. But we're gonna kick it off
with the trades versus the ladies.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
That's right.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
We've got fifty bucks cash and a brand new prize
thanks to the Toolshit up for.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
Grabs free Inlin.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
It's a ready.

Speaker 5 (02:05):
Versus thanks to the Toolshed Kee we owned trusted.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
By treating.

Speaker 4 (02:13):
All right, so we do have great prizes up for
the grabs. The tool Sheds come on board and today
we're giving away fifty dollars cash thanks to the tool
Shed and a cordless backpack sprayer worth.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
One hundred and eighty five dollars only one of these
lots of weeds. Yeah, good for doing the roundups.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
Let's go to our lady first. She's in the Hawks base.
She's thirty seven and she loves to play Yatzi. Welcome
to the show. It's Stepf Hi.

Speaker 6 (02:38):
Steff, Hi guy.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
How did how did you first get into Yatzi?

Speaker 7 (02:44):
Oh? It's it's just a family game. Y, It's awesome. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:48):
Is Yatzi the one we have to get certain numbers on,
like multiple dice?

Speaker 3 (02:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (02:52):
Yeah, yeah, multiple die? Sorry, multiple die? Yeah? Nice?

Speaker 1 (02:56):
Okay, step you're taking on our trading from Hamilton twenty
seven and they recently got their tonsils removed.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
Welcome to the show, David, good thank you. Do you
have the tonsils in the jar? No, you didn't keep them?
People do keep them. No, they didn't keep them. Get
rid of them, probably probably less weird. Put them on
a Nicklas where arounde nick where they used to be?
Oh my god? True?

Speaker 1 (03:24):
Okay, David, your brother is Trady stiff Yours's lady whoever
gives us three correct answers whins that prize?

Speaker 2 (03:30):
Thanks to the toolshed. Good luck. Here we go, guys.

Speaker 4 (03:32):
Question number one, when referring to sunscreen. What does SPF
stand for?

Speaker 2 (03:41):
Yes, David, sun protection frame or so close?

Speaker 3 (03:46):
Good guess sun protection factor.

Speaker 4 (03:50):
That's the one sun protection factor one of the ladies.
Question number two, name the New Zealander that was first
to the summit of Mount Everest.

Speaker 8 (04:04):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
Really he's on the five dollar note. He's an icon.

Speaker 8 (04:08):
Lady.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
Yes, Steffy correct Sir Edmund Hillary is correct.

Speaker 4 (04:14):
Two to the ladies, you need this one, David to
stay in At question number three, buzz in when you
can tell me who sings this song?

Speaker 1 (04:33):
American idol lady, Yes, steff.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
Kelly clark It's Kelly Clarkson's. She's gone three from three.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
Hard to get the tires moving on a Monday, but
we did it. You get that prize thanks to the
tulship and fifty bucks cash stiff. Congratulations, thanks so much. Nice,
very welcome mane. I done and thanks. Tool Shit They
have thirty stores nationwide. The Toolshit is ke we owned
and trusted by trades. A lot of pressure on US

(05:07):
millennials at the moment bree to conform to changing style trends. Yeah,
I know you, I know you refuse and a lot
of us do you don't refuse them all.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
No, not all of them, but some of them.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
You've abandoned the skinny gene. Yes, I have, so you haven't.

Speaker 2 (05:25):
You haven't. You haven't refused all of them. And I
do wear. I do wear a longer sock, a longer sock,
a wider legged pant. You know you can part the
side part. I'm not giving up.

Speaker 1 (05:38):
You can't teach an old dog new tricks. That is
all I'm saying. You calling me a dog that was
calling you old.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
That's even worse.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
The one that really gets breeze goat. With these changing
fashion trends deeply entrenched in our millennial bones and yours
in particular, You've already said it.

Speaker 2 (05:57):
It's the side part. I can't. I just can't.

Speaker 1 (05:59):
You refuse use to come to the middle part generation.

Speaker 4 (06:03):
Because I know and I'm not against other people going
for the middle part. I think people look great with
the middle part. It's not the middle part I'm against. Yes,
it's my hair in the middle part that doesn't look great.
You don't trust your hair my hair. I just don't
have thick enough hair. I don't have a pretty enough
face to pull it off. Come on, I know that

(06:25):
my face looks you would.

Speaker 2 (06:26):
You're you're beautiful. You are a beautiful woman. I almost
believed you on the foe. I believe it.

Speaker 1 (06:38):
I just don't want to say it. Okay, see your sister.
I was reading an article there. I know you're resisting.
I know you're resisting. I'm worried that you're going to
get left behind.

Speaker 2 (06:49):
I know we covered this, the middle parts back. It
is back.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
Yeah, the middle part is I mean, no, the side part.
You said that, and we think it's propaganda so that
you can keep your side part. I was reading today
Beyonce has now embraced the middle part. Bella Hadid has
embraced the middle part, the falling like dominoes. Okay, and
I would like to suggest that we get this isn't

(07:13):
what I think that we get a professional hairstylist and
we're not going to cut anything.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
We're not going to cut anything.

Speaker 1 (07:20):
We're just going to style you with a middle part
and let you see what a middle part should look.

Speaker 2 (07:26):
Actually get it fully, get.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
It fully styled, and get it looking you know, I
feel like a million bucks.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
I feel like I'm going to look like Keith Urban.

Speaker 4 (07:37):
Like I just I feel like Lord or Lord Farquard.
I just feel like that's going to be the vibe,
and you're all going to be like eating your own words,
and you're gonna go yeah you. Some people just don't
suit it.

Speaker 2 (07:52):
But think about it.

Speaker 1 (07:53):
Think about it as you providing a service for all
the other elder millennials out there who are resistant to
change and don't know if they could pull it off.
There is not someone who is more committed to the
side part than you. It's almost your whole personality at
this stage.

Speaker 2 (08:07):
Excuse you. I've got my nose ring as well, and
your nose ring and those choker n I don't wear
those anymore.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
That's the Halloween costumes. I don't wear anymore.

Speaker 2 (08:20):
Excuse you. Be brave, Okay, be brave. I'll be brave.
We'll get it. We'll get a good one. We can
get a good we can get a good Hairn't we good.
We'll get someone who knows what they're doing.

Speaker 5 (08:28):
Yeah, yeah, we'll find someone good.

Speaker 2 (08:30):
We won't cut anything, no, we'll just restyle. You know what.

Speaker 4 (08:32):
It's going to have nothing to do with how good
the hairdresser is, because they can't fix my face and
how my hair is situated.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
It's just like going to look good, but you get
to make up?

Speaker 9 (08:44):
Shoul we going to make a but I don't know
what you're saying about your faith?

Speaker 5 (08:47):
You suit?

Speaker 2 (08:48):
We get? Should we get a special to fixed artist
from WI? You know why I don't suit the middle part?
Can excuse you?

Speaker 4 (08:55):
I heard that because my face isn't Some people whose
face are symmetrical suit a middle part.

Speaker 6 (09:02):
Are you saying that I don't suit my middle part?

Speaker 2 (09:05):
You suit it?

Speaker 6 (09:06):
I've got a pretty symmetrical the size high.

Speaker 2 (09:11):
Can you just trust us?

Speaker 4 (09:12):
I trust you, guys, and I will be the one
on the other side of this going see I told
you so, and then we can all move on.

Speaker 2 (09:21):
After this, we'll move on. Okay, we'll make a video.
How about how about here's the deal. We will do this.

Speaker 4 (09:29):
You guys get a professional stylist, they come in do
my hair in the middle part for the very first time.
Then we post a photo of me with a side part,
photo of me with the middle part.

Speaker 2 (09:40):
Then let the public vote. Absolutely, that's totally.

Speaker 5 (09:43):
Waiting for.

Speaker 10 (09:45):
You.

Speaker 4 (09:45):
Guys are going to be disappointed. We're not get some
Keith Urban ready because.

Speaker 1 (09:54):
This has been floating around kind of props up every
now and then someone in your group will say that
they just leave the heat pump on. That's cheaper than
just leave it on twenty four to seven. Don't turn
it on, don't turn it off, don't turn it up,
don't turn it down, just sit it to whatever timperature
you want and leave it.

Speaker 2 (10:07):
Leave the heat pump on and let it stay on
for winter. Yeah, that's so weird.

Speaker 4 (10:12):
Cord, do you remember do you remember the song that
came out a few years ago?

Speaker 6 (10:16):
Remind me the song, the song about leek?

Speaker 4 (10:19):
Can you find it and put it on Clint's wall?
Is it on it on his wall? I think it
might be on there, Clint.

Speaker 2 (10:25):
That song. It talks about this exact situation. Heat pump.

Speaker 1 (10:34):
That's right, yeah, he pump, that's the song. Remember, there's
so much giffort to go to for that gag.

Speaker 4 (10:44):
You know what worth it on the effort for the gag?

Speaker 2 (10:48):
Girl, I don't know if i'd say that again. If
it for the gag, I'll go. I'll go to any
lengths for the gag. If me for the gag. Cool.
Thank you for doing that for me, Claudia, to say
you put no even into that. There was a course, Claudia,
Claudia what she thinks it was worth?

Speaker 3 (11:07):
It?

Speaker 2 (11:07):
Was it worth it? It was worth So the theory is.

Speaker 1 (11:11):
That it uses more power to get your room warm
than it does to keep your room warm. That's the theory,
not necessarily the logic, but that's the theory.

Speaker 2 (11:19):
Is this an old wives tale? Could be oh, shush, stop,
I don't know how to turn it off. Just keep
some giving. You should just leave it on.

Speaker 4 (11:36):
That's what they say, pep pump.

Speaker 2 (11:41):
Has it stopped? I think it's stopped, But you should
have just left it on. That's what we're talking about.
This is a nightmare. The answer is no. Okay, I
give up going to the detail.

Speaker 3 (11:53):
Now.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
You shouldn't. You shouldn't leave it on. Don't leave it on. No,
this is too much power. Well, I mean, that's all
we really need to know. Heat, Pump pump.

Speaker 4 (12:08):
Someone wanted to get in touch with him and let
him know that his song is kind of null and void.

Speaker 2 (12:12):
Now that'd be good. Sorry, class and dollars a year
to leave your heat. Okay, Well there you go. Good
stupid job we done us to any of us gives
a ship. Last week we had a very fun week.

Speaker 4 (12:33):
We went to the radio awards, everyone got doled up,
went out for a night out. And what happens during
that night is you get to mingle with everyone else
in the building.

Speaker 2 (12:42):
You get to talk, share your stories.

Speaker 4 (12:45):
And someone from within the z M building shared a
story with me that was too good not to share
on the radio. Please welcome to the show, Sarah. Hi, Sarah,
you do your.

Speaker 2 (12:56):
Owst your own round of applause. Thank you. I like
that now.

Speaker 4 (13:00):
You told me this story the other night, and I
actually couldn't believe that it was true, but it was.
It's a true story about the time you went for
a job interview. Yes, what happened?

Speaker 10 (13:12):
Okay, So I had just been made redundant from due
to COVID.

Speaker 2 (13:16):
Okay, radiable time.

Speaker 10 (13:18):
All time, and I went for this panel interview job,
which I don't know why they're doing a panel interview.
There were three different jobs, three different people right that
that panel interviewed me.

Speaker 2 (13:29):
So I think during COVID they're trying to keep the
people to a minimum.

Speaker 10 (13:34):
Yes, but I think they were just trying to like
wrap things up quickly like I had. I had clicked
that I was interested in all three of these jobs,
so they just worked it all together.

Speaker 2 (13:40):
They're like your panel. They're all very different jobs. But
here we go.

Speaker 5 (13:44):
I was like, okay, so I arrived early.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
The industry is or it's not not relevant the radio industry.

Speaker 4 (13:49):
It was more radio radio radio, so you're kind of
like going for a comic con interview.

Speaker 2 (13:53):
At this point, you're on a panel.

Speaker 10 (13:55):
So I was like, okay, I get there early, like
you know, very nervous, very very nervous.

Speaker 2 (14:00):
Well, it's three job interviews in one.

Speaker 10 (14:02):
Exactly, and I knew that if I didn't get these,
I was done. I was out of radio, which is devastating.
So the first boss arrives and he's holding a cup
of coffee. Now he'd just come from his office upstairs,
so he had a coffee mug open, no lead, not
a takeaway, and he's also holding his open laptop and
his other hand just walked down the stairs and I

(14:23):
was like, all right, now this is a man. I've
got to be confident. I'm gonna go straight in for
the handshake.

Speaker 2 (14:28):
Dominate.

Speaker 10 (14:30):
I'm like, hello, nice to meet you. And he's holding
his coffee in one hand, the open laptop, and the
other he goes hold on, hold on, hold on. He
places the coffee mug and the crevis of his l
in the hand that's.

Speaker 2 (14:42):
Holding the laptop. Dumb move. Dumb move.

Speaker 10 (14:47):
Kind of shakes and holds his hand, all nice to
meet you, and I'm going and trying to shake it.
And then he drops the coffee and the laptop. He
maaned just to catch both of them, but the coffee
cup is upside down, goes through the entire laptop, the floor,
all over the wall.

Speaker 1 (15:08):
I can see how you would feel bad in the
interview situation, but that is not your fault.

Speaker 2 (15:12):
That's not your fault.

Speaker 6 (15:13):
Yeah, I felt like it was my.

Speaker 2 (15:15):
Yeah, it's bad for his impression, but.

Speaker 4 (15:16):
It's a bad time to start the interview. I would
have been like, thanks for your time.

Speaker 2 (15:21):
I'm out of here, holding back tears.

Speaker 10 (15:23):
I try to go find some tissues. The other two
people from the panel walking like, oh, hello, what's going
on here? I'm patting this guy. I started patting his chists.
I was like, freaking sir, I didn't get any of
the jobs. And I just found out last night at
the last week at the Radio Awards that that laptop
had to be killed.

Speaker 2 (15:44):
Yeah, it didn't mean.

Speaker 4 (15:45):
It was yeah, wow, I mean the interview can't get
much worse after that.

Speaker 2 (15:51):
That's what I'd be thinking. I'd be like, well, it's
only up from here. Yeah, I would have gone, well,
write that guy off.

Speaker 1 (15:57):
I've got to impress the other two that's got He's a.

Speaker 2 (16:00):
Lost cause to me. I've got to target these other
two bosses that have just come into them exactly.

Speaker 4 (16:04):
I need to ask, did you try and shake the
other two's hand?

Speaker 6 (16:07):
I can't remember.

Speaker 10 (16:08):
It was a bit of a trauma.

Speaker 6 (16:12):
There were more things that happened in that.

Speaker 2 (16:15):
You are in the.

Speaker 1 (16:16):
Radio industry, aren't you. Aren't you a story for keeping on,
keeping on, just keeping people?

Speaker 2 (16:21):
Yeah, keep secondhand embarrassment for you.

Speaker 4 (16:24):
I feel so bad, but hey, it's a great story
and it's given us something to talk about this afternoon,
and we want to know your stories.

Speaker 2 (16:32):
Have you ever had a disaster in a job interview?

Speaker 4 (16:35):
Remember that story that came out last year where the
woman went on a couple of dates and then she
fully ghosted the guy, and then a couple of months
later went in for a job interview and it was
the guy.

Speaker 2 (16:46):
She was ghosted. Yeah, that's that's worse.

Speaker 1 (16:51):
What do you got for us one hundred dollars at
or you can tax them to nine six nine Sex.
We want to know your interview disaster stories this afternoon.
Here's Harry Styles, Brian Clint. It's Miles Smith Smith Smith,
Miles Smith. Very simple name to say. That's your job, Clint,
just get it out. Miles Smith. Song is called stargazing

(17:11):
on ZIM this afternoon.

Speaker 4 (17:13):
We've asked you for your stories on disaster interviews. Like
when you've gone in for a job interview, it's something's
gone terribly wrong after someone here in the office had
a job interview and spilt a coffee into the interviewer.

Speaker 2 (17:29):
Interviewer's laptop. Yeah, well, to be honest, I feel like
it was his fault. It was his fault.

Speaker 1 (17:35):
But it's just the wrong way you want to start
an interview when it's all about first impressions.

Speaker 2 (17:39):
It's just bad for everyone. I forgot that I had.

Speaker 1 (17:41):
This happened to me when I had my interview to
go to broadcasting school to study radio. My dad drove
me up from Roderua to the Big Smoke for the
interview and we went to McDonald's beforehand to get lunch
and I got a large coke and for some reason
he goes I said, OK, I'm gonna go in now,
I'm gonna have one last drink before I go in.
And this stead of drinking from the straw, I tipped

(18:01):
it up, and the whole coke, an entire large coke,
spuilt all.

Speaker 2 (18:06):
Over my shirt just before I went into the interview.

Speaker 4 (18:09):
I guess they'll accept anyone into broadcasting school, wen't.

Speaker 2 (18:11):
They still got the job done. Yeah, Jordan's here. Hi,
Jordan's Hi, Jordan's bring plants? Was there?

Speaker 3 (18:17):
Hey?

Speaker 11 (18:18):
I went for an interview a few years ago and
I was of a truck driver for an interview, and.

Speaker 7 (18:27):
I was all going very well.

Speaker 11 (18:29):
And things like that, we're ready to go for a drive. Yeah,
just to make sure, you know, I picked all the up.

Speaker 1 (18:34):
So I'm really glad that that's part of the interview
that they do make you drive a truck, you know.

Speaker 11 (18:40):
And and yeah, I went for a driving a truck
and it didn't go so well. The trucks brakes failed
an interview.

Speaker 2 (18:49):
The brake the brakes failed.

Speaker 11 (18:51):
What Yeah, so I mean barrenly for an intersection. Yeah,
trying to slow down, slow down the brakes completely, We're.

Speaker 2 (18:59):
Not at non existent Okay.

Speaker 11 (19:01):
What I had to use gears and use they call
it jake brakes to slow a truck down. Yea, and yeah,
I pratfully just had to roll to this stuff and
I was stuck on the side and whipped the sky
over the interview.

Speaker 4 (19:14):
Wait, Jordan, did you hit anyone or like run into anything?

Speaker 2 (19:21):
You dominated the interview?

Speaker 1 (19:22):
Then if the brakes didn't work or was it your truck,
truck nailed it. If you used the evasive maneuvers that
you needed to use, you nailed it.

Speaker 11 (19:33):
I was on to by the road for an hour
and alf.

Speaker 3 (19:37):
Mechanic.

Speaker 4 (19:40):
If I was Jordan, if I was you, I would
have been like, look, guys, I'm actually, you know, doing
my due diligence interviewing you guys. And I don't think
I really want to work for a company where the
brakes don't work on the track.

Speaker 1 (19:51):
Yeah, I feel like, yeah, you should have walked away.
We would have had too. The truck wasn't working, someone
takes it. And during the elections last year, I was
offered a job, but I had to meet the general
manager and owner to finalize the package.

Speaker 2 (20:04):
That's pretty standard.

Speaker 1 (20:05):
In the meeting, they asked who I was going to
vote for. Oh no, I don't think he liked my
answer because I got a call the next day to
say they'd gone in a different direction. I think it
was a blessing in disguise that I didn't end up
working there.

Speaker 2 (20:18):
That's so unprofessional. I want to know who you said
you're going to vote?

Speaker 4 (20:22):
Yeah, can you just text us telling us who you
said you?

Speaker 2 (20:25):
I can guess yeah, I think so. I think the owner.
I feel like I can guess yeah. Probably.

Speaker 4 (20:33):
That's so awkward. I feel like that's really unprofessional. You
should not ask someone that in a job interview.

Speaker 2 (20:39):
No, you can't. That's like asking someone can't.

Speaker 4 (20:42):
It's like being like, so you're if a woman goes
in and they're like thirty two and they're like, so
have you thinking about having maybe soon?

Speaker 2 (20:50):
Or you don't ask that. You don't ask. It's illegal. No,
you don't ask what type of person they date? So
what what religion? The religion, what religion. We just need
to know if we're going to have to give you
martariki off.

Speaker 4 (21:02):
They tacked back. They said I was voting green and
they were not.

Speaker 3 (21:08):
We thought, so.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
We've founde one of those things, one of those generational
divides that pop up every now and then and you
don't always know that they're there until you hear someone
from a different generation say a thing and you go, wait,
that's not that's not how we that's not how we
said it.

Speaker 2 (21:21):
Well, like ankle socks and cruise socks.

Speaker 1 (21:25):
Yeah, like you can look at someone, Oh yeah, those
are fashion ones. But I mean, I mean specifically in
language language, Like we found out recently that a lot
of gin z will say out of pocket, not to
say that they're paying for it themselves, but because out
of pocket means you're acting out of sorts.

Speaker 2 (21:43):
Out of pocket means the money thing comes out of
your pocket. Yeah, no, you're paying for it.

Speaker 1 (21:48):
Someone who's out of pocket as someone who's been a
bit cuckoo, right loose cannon.

Speaker 4 (21:52):
Yeah yeah, no, no, no, no, they're actual in the dictionary,
I believe.

Speaker 2 (21:57):
Well, we've done another one.

Speaker 1 (21:58):
Okay, let's forget about that one. Already debated that one,
and we got nowhere. We found another one to day.
I'll start with you, bri bonified millennial? What do you
call it? If you sit down and you have a
deep and meaningful conversation with someone dn M having a DNM.

Speaker 4 (22:12):
At DNM at the party because we both had a
few drinks and then we sat down for.

Speaker 1 (22:15):
A good DN I think you and I need to
have a DNM Claudia bona fide millennial right.

Speaker 2 (22:20):
On the cusp, you know, yeah, on the boardway.

Speaker 1 (22:24):
What do you call it? You and Bri You ever
catch up at a party and you get into your feelings?

Speaker 2 (22:28):
What's that called? We're having a d n M A
d n M, d n M, d N.

Speaker 1 (22:33):
DNM ella bona fide gin z. What do you call it?

Speaker 5 (22:37):
Dm C DMC having a d m C Yeah, deep
meaningful conversation d n C. Why sounds dumb?

Speaker 4 (22:46):
God, you're dragging it out the whole thing. It sounds
like it sounds like run dm sound.

Speaker 2 (22:51):
Run d It sounds like cake the ocean, you go
around a rutger. She wouldn't know who that is. Run DMC.

Speaker 9 (23:00):
I'm so bored dm C d d MC deep and
meaningful conversation.

Speaker 2 (23:06):
What it stands for? And meaningful?

Speaker 9 (23:08):
To send your terms of D and M meaningful But
you're a breathing eating But then it loses its purpose
when you check an end in it.

Speaker 12 (23:20):
How much easier to say it is d n M
versus d m C's not get unto the RUA wait,
we'll wait the term deep and like we're having a
deep and meaningful conversation or are you saying you just
call it deep meaningful conversation.

Speaker 5 (23:35):
Well, I'm just cutting words out. It's easier.

Speaker 1 (23:38):
No, no, okay, we're getting guys, we're getting bogged down
in the detail. I just don't understand when we are
and why it changed.

Speaker 2 (23:45):
Run DMC on time and run DMC. I don't know
who makes the rules public service announcement. And this is
what people of all generations.

Speaker 1 (23:52):
Okay, some people will say d M, which is the
correct thing to say, and some people now will start
saying DMC. And just so you know, so you don't
seem silly and feel stuper in that situation, it means
deep and meaningful conversation. And it also means they were
born after nine to eleven.

Speaker 2 (24:09):
I think we can all call it. Let's just wrap
it all up.

Speaker 4 (24:12):
We can all agree that this it's tricky, very tricky.

Speaker 2 (24:18):
Don't you laugh at that?

Speaker 6 (24:19):
You don't even get the joke.

Speaker 2 (24:28):
Nobody explained it again out of Agel for fifteen years.

Speaker 1 (24:36):
I saw the story today about a woman who's gone
to the newspapers to warn people of the dangers of
laser hair removal.

Speaker 2 (24:46):
I feel it. I feel this to my core. You've
had it, haven't you? I have How many sessions did
you have to have? I think I had over the years,
because she.

Speaker 4 (24:55):
Is it a rude question to ask, by the way, No,
it's normally similar for everyone. But over the years, yet
you I might have to have a top up session
here and there, like normally.

Speaker 2 (25:02):
It's like ten ten over how long? Over like a
period of a year, a year and a half. Okay, yeah,
maybe you have the top ups. I haven't had any
top ups. Actually nice.

Speaker 4 (25:16):
I'm like a sexual slippery dip. I'm bald from the
eyebrows down here.

Speaker 2 (25:19):
My friend, give it time.

Speaker 1 (25:22):
Joanna, who was twenty eight, who didn't want her last
name shared for privacy reasons, but she gave her first
name age and she also submitted a photo of herself
to the newspaper.

Speaker 2 (25:32):
Is this Where is this? Where's this happening?

Speaker 1 (25:35):
It's in Victoria in Australia, okay, she said. She left
the beauty celon with burnt nether regions downstairs. Burnt, she said.
Joanna said of her laser hair removal, it was hell
on earth, she said, it was so bad.

Speaker 7 (25:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (25:53):
She said it was.

Speaker 1 (25:54):
So painful her laser hair removal that she left her body.
She was in so much pain that she had an
out of body experience.

Speaker 2 (26:03):
Oh come on, Joanna, sure that bad. Surely you'd ask
them to stop.

Speaker 1 (26:07):
Well, yeah, surely you'd be like, oh.

Speaker 4 (26:11):
There is certain parts of the nether region I can
comment that hurt more than others.

Speaker 2 (26:15):
For the laser. For the laser, yeah, and the tattoo removed, Well.

Speaker 4 (26:20):
I've never had a tattoo removed, but I believe no,
like it's getting attached not that bad. Getting a tattoo
removed is like actual burning of the skin. Yeah, whereas
like a laser is kind of like a little zap.

Speaker 1 (26:33):
It is pain. Having such a painful experience that you
were leaving your body.

Speaker 4 (26:37):
You were just say, I feel like I feel like
like us women when we go in for beauty things,
we don't.

Speaker 2 (26:44):
Want to repee out of the pain.

Speaker 4 (26:46):
Yeah, like you are expecting it to be painfuls And
you also don't want to be that person that's like
our stop.

Speaker 2 (26:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (26:52):
True, I can't handle it when my wife plucks my nose,
so yeah, that hurts. In Australia and I think it's
the same here in New zeal And. There are no
regulations around the laser hair removal industry. They're not, which
means anyone can purchase a commercial laser hair removal machine,
laser hair laser, a commercial it's for your nose, commercial

(27:15):
nasal laser.

Speaker 2 (27:16):
Hair removal machine.

Speaker 1 (27:17):
You can go on Bloody, you can go on Timo
if you want get a laser machine, and then you
can just start zapping people willing nelly and charging them
for it because there's no regulation.

Speaker 4 (27:26):
The problem is is that there's different types as well,
like IPL is different, Like there's different types.

Speaker 2 (27:31):
Of opl IPL Indian Premier League.

Speaker 4 (27:35):
Yeah yeah, yeah, of course, but there's different types of
machine and some you know, people don't know how to
use them.

Speaker 2 (27:42):
That's what I'm saying. It's not regulation, you don't.

Speaker 4 (27:44):
I remember that time I said to you, this is
many many years ago, when laser hair removal was quite new.

Speaker 2 (27:50):
Can I say.

Speaker 4 (27:51):
I've been like, yep, this is for me. I'm going
to go get my whole pursuis. I'm going to get
it all laser and I'm going to get it all
taken off. And I went in there and she was
like and I was like, you know, so what happens now?
Because it was pretty tender. She goes, here's the spray.
Here's the spray for the puir. And you sprayed on
like every night like a missing after a shower, and

(28:15):
it should come good.

Speaker 2 (28:15):
In a couple of days.

Speaker 4 (28:16):
Anyway, A couple of days later, I noticed the old
pussir was swollen, wasn't It didn't look like my load
looked more like Odors at that point, and it was
kind of like kind of looked like Garfield like it
looked like it was Garfield had eaten a whole lot
of lazandier. And it was just like bursting, like it
felt like it was going to explode, like a bald

(28:37):
ROLLI dog.

Speaker 2 (28:38):
It was bad, like.

Speaker 4 (28:39):
A yeah, kind of looked like the michelin man but downstairs,
and I panicked.

Speaker 2 (28:47):
I panicked, and I called her because she told me
she was the spray. You calm down.

Speaker 4 (28:53):
A couple of days three days later I called her,
I said, you need to come and have a look
at this thing.

Speaker 2 (28:58):
It looks like it was like a hairless mole. She
she came to you. She did a home.

Speaker 4 (29:03):
Persis no, no, no, over the phone. She said, what's
going on? And I told her. She said FaceTime me,
she goes, wouldn't be in a FaceTime, but she said
she goes. Look, in certain cases, you can have a
little bit of a bad reaction.

Speaker 2 (29:20):
I said, this is more than a bad reaction.

Speaker 4 (29:22):
She said it will be fine and was it And
it was just took a couple of days.

Speaker 1 (29:27):
Well, maybe that's what Joanna needs to do. She needs
to give it time. Yeah, the sensation will subside.

Speaker 4 (29:33):
It was really Bernie like. It looked so pink. It
looked like a like a little mini pig.

Speaker 2 (29:38):
We have talked about this is so graphic.

Speaker 1 (29:40):
We have talked about this before Beauty cell on disasters
and not just in the laser heir removal situation. We
talked to a lady who went in for a wax
and while she was up on all fours, the bid collapsed.

Speaker 4 (29:52):
And she went.

Speaker 1 (29:53):
Face first into the ground with her naked near the
regions up in the air.

Speaker 2 (29:59):
The but under her.

Speaker 1 (30:00):
Hands collapsed and she went down that way. You couldn't
be you literally went us over to it.

Speaker 4 (30:06):
You couldn't be in a more vulnerable position. Could you
like your full.

Speaker 2 (30:11):
Naked spread eagle with hot wax between you. It is dangerous.

Speaker 1 (30:15):
Oh where hundred dials at him or you can text
them to nine six ninety six. We can keep you
anonymous if you would like, but we would love to
know your beauty sell on beauty treatment disaster stories.

Speaker 2 (30:26):
The same happened. How burn was it? How swollen is it?
That's the question.

Speaker 3 (30:33):
How swollen was it?

Speaker 1 (30:36):
There's a lady in Australia who has come out to
say she got burns, bad burns from her laser hair
removal down there. So it's got us talking about beauty
sellon disaster stories because you're often dealing with hot products
in sensitive areas, and in some time some occasions lasers
literal lasers.

Speaker 4 (30:57):
It is quite confronting when you were laying down on
a laser hair removal table and they tell you to
spread them.

Speaker 2 (31:04):
You're right, you couldn't be much more vulnerable, could you.

Speaker 4 (31:06):
And they're like doing around the sensitive and norse area
and it's quite confronting.

Speaker 2 (31:10):
Yeah, you're lying down for that, but well everyone does
it differently.

Speaker 4 (31:13):
But my lady we used to lay face down and
then she'd go all right, spread.

Speaker 2 (31:18):
Them, spread them.

Speaker 1 (31:22):
It's just a world that most of men have no
idea about. So this is very fascinating to us. Mary's here, Mary,
what's your booty sell on disaster story?

Speaker 10 (31:31):
Hi?

Speaker 7 (31:32):
So, basically I had a facial treatment and for some reason,
my lips reacted to it, I know, So they just
blew up like they were so vague, and I was
mean to go out with a stream bright afterwards. And
we were at a restaurant and the waitresses well looking,
and it looked like I looked in the mirror and
it looked like I had just had so much filler

(31:55):
put they weren't rare, they weren't.

Speaker 2 (31:58):
So you had an allergic reaction, yeah.

Speaker 7 (32:01):
Yeah, And it was just my lips. So every like,
the rest of my face looks fine besides that. So
I mean, now I know that filler isn't for me.

Speaker 2 (32:09):
Because you know what you would look like if you
did have it. Yeah, good point.

Speaker 4 (32:12):
Yeah, that used to happen with my sister with Kiwi fruit.

Speaker 2 (32:16):
Oh yeah, I gotta fring to what happens to do
with tomato.

Speaker 10 (32:18):
Saw.

Speaker 8 (32:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (32:19):
And then as my sister got older, she'd be like, oh,
just gonna plump up her lips, and she'd go rub Kiwi.

Speaker 2 (32:24):
Fruit on her lips to do it on purpose.

Speaker 4 (32:26):
Yeah, and then her lips would swell up and then
she'd be like, oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 (32:29):
That's what I looking like those people who were putting
like the suction things on their lips. Remember those suction cups.

Speaker 2 (32:33):
Yep, and everyone was still using them.

Speaker 1 (32:36):
Takes message my IX went for a wax and said
the waxing lady had massive fake nails. The glove she
was using was more akin to one of those big
gloves you used for dying here. Oh no, After the
first rip of the strip, the glove flew off her
hand and both the strip and the glove got stuck
to the wall. I died laughing when she told me,

(33:04):
just there's a hairy pitch.

Speaker 4 (33:06):
It's just like imagine her just pulling this glove and
this hairy strip off the wall. Amy's caught up, Hi,
Amy Amy, tell us Amy, what was your beauty disaster?

Speaker 3 (33:21):
So I had laider hair removal. Yeah, very similar to
the story.

Speaker 7 (33:25):
I got burnt too, smothery.

Speaker 11 (33:28):
Yeah, scarbs galore down for about a week.

Speaker 4 (33:33):
You had scabs, Yeah, the brutal.

Speaker 2 (33:37):
Oh you poor bugger.

Speaker 4 (33:38):
And so did you call the place and were you
like you gave me burns downstairs or what did you do?

Speaker 2 (33:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 13 (33:45):
Yes, I actually contacted them because I've been going to
them for on and.

Speaker 3 (33:48):
Off three years.

Speaker 4 (33:49):
Yeah, okay, I told the lady during it it's too hot,
it's burning.

Speaker 3 (33:54):
Stop. She just held me down and keep going.

Speaker 2 (33:57):
How you down? Like it's good for you? You don't
know what good torture chamber? You'll think me later.

Speaker 8 (34:06):
I spent the next months having to have led treatment
on me.

Speaker 7 (34:09):
Was my pets al out for.

Speaker 8 (34:13):
No?

Speaker 1 (34:14):
You want to take the Google reviews and the place
you're going, you really do?

Speaker 2 (34:18):
You want to make sure.

Speaker 4 (34:19):
When someone's using a laser down on your privates that
that that they're equipped.

Speaker 1 (34:24):
I once had a Brazilian and she couldn't get a
good grip on the wax and had to keep trying,
and I got sweittier because of the pain, until she
gave up and had to try and cut the wax.

Speaker 4 (34:35):
No, no, no, I gave up getting Brazilians many many
moons ago, because it's just like text me on ninety
six ninety six?

Speaker 2 (34:45):
Is it worth it?

Speaker 4 (34:47):
The Brazilian like in my Brazilian era. So you go in,
you get the most. You get a Brazilian, it's the
most painful thing in the whole world, even if you
get someone who's.

Speaker 2 (34:58):
Good at it, and then you the five o'clock shadow,
and then you.

Speaker 4 (35:01):
Get like it's great for like a week or two weeks,
and then it starts to grow back, and then you
have to grow grow it back for like six to
eight weeks.

Speaker 2 (35:09):
It's horrible.

Speaker 1 (35:10):
Finally good to get a bit of diversity in this conversation, Anonymous,
you're a male and you've got a beauty disaster story
for us.

Speaker 2 (35:18):
I do what happened?

Speaker 13 (35:21):
So picture that's about eighteen nineteen year old me going
out in town, decided I'll get some here iMobile cream.
Have we trim up downstairs? Okay, just advice, don't rub.

Speaker 2 (35:32):
It in, Anonymous. It's a topical crew. You just meed
to sit it on top there, aren't you?

Speaker 13 (35:40):
Oh I didn't read. I should have read, but I didn't.
I ended up getting seeking your third degree burning in
the regions and blistering.

Speaker 2 (35:50):
Oh yeah, oh oh Bertie Sack did it? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (35:55):
Oh god not the first and last time you attempted
a treatment like that.

Speaker 2 (36:00):
It was live it at the profession. What do you
do now? Do you just like.

Speaker 4 (36:04):
Use a shaver and trim or what you're just trim? Yeah, good,
it's safer. Okay, don't drink in trim because I've made
that mistake before.

Speaker 1 (36:15):
Yeah, read the Google reviews and an anonymous situation. Read
the instructions on the bottle.

Speaker 2 (36:20):
I guess that's a good idea.

Speaker 1 (36:25):
Time for Rundom gives the noise, where we guess the
noise and produce.

Speaker 2 (36:31):
Claude provides those noises. Hello Claude. Now though this game
used to be called Giess the Voice, didn't it? Did
that just pop up because we ran out of voices? Yeah,
celebrity voices.

Speaker 6 (36:43):
Only so many that you can identify, you know, yeah, so.

Speaker 2 (36:46):
Many unique yeah, only so many unique ones.

Speaker 5 (36:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (36:50):
So we're guessing noises today and you've said it could
be quite hard. Let's meet our contestants that are playing
with us. Bread you're going to join Team Clinton, Cutre Bread,
Gay Brad, goodday, Gooday, Lucien Lucian, you're joining Team Brie.

Speaker 2 (37:05):
Hello, Hello, hello, mate, Welcome to Team Brie.

Speaker 4 (37:09):
Claude, you said that you've made it a little bit
harder this week.

Speaker 6 (37:12):
I think I've accidentally met it hard. I've taken a
risk with the theme and in my mind, I was
like simple, But listening back to it, I'm like maybe difficult.

Speaker 2 (37:20):
Okay, well we'll let you know at the end.

Speaker 6 (37:21):
Col Well, this is guess the noise, pretty self explanatory.
Will play a noise and you guys need to guess
what it is. The theme I've gone with today very
unfortunate after the caller that we just spoke to with
the hair removal cream. Different balls getting kicked, a hit.

Speaker 1 (37:38):
Sports balls, okay, sports different types of balls being hit.
There's going to be very people's balls. Brow fellas playing
down the phone line.

Speaker 2 (37:47):
Yeah, but that's okay, I think.

Speaker 6 (37:50):
Yeah, I think you guys will be all right, not
be very generous with the points. I think, but Brian Clint,
you guys can do the first test round.

Speaker 2 (37:57):
You'll go first.

Speaker 6 (37:58):
The first team to three points take home the when
good to go, good to go? Okay, what ball is
getting hit here?

Speaker 2 (38:06):
Break bree. Oh it's one of two. It's one of two,
isn't it?

Speaker 5 (38:12):
So you pick one?

Speaker 2 (38:13):
I want to say, it's a golfport. It is well done.
What was the other option? I would have seen baseball
with an aluminum bat. That's what I was tossing up between.

Speaker 6 (38:23):
Yeah, Okay, that is one point for team bree So
Bred and Lucian.

Speaker 5 (38:27):
This one is for you guys.

Speaker 2 (38:28):
Name that ball, guys, bread bread?

Speaker 3 (38:34):
Is that a cricketball?

Speaker 6 (38:37):
Good GISs, it's not.

Speaker 4 (38:38):
And you've got this what is it basketball?

Speaker 2 (38:44):
It's tennis, isn't it.

Speaker 5 (38:45):
Yeah, it's tennis.

Speaker 3 (38:47):
It's no point.

Speaker 4 (38:48):
It's harder down the phone Lineeah, much harder.

Speaker 6 (38:51):
So back to Brian Clant. What ball is getting hit here?

Speaker 2 (38:56):
What is that? Human? Course? Is that real? Who did you?
Who did you simulate that?

Speaker 10 (39:08):
On?

Speaker 2 (39:08):
To give them recording?

Speaker 6 (39:09):
Will not expose my sources. Okay, there is one point
for team Brian, one for team Clint, So Bred and Lucy.
And this one's for you guys.

Speaker 1 (39:21):
Oh I know it, give it you guys a couple
of times here it does.

Speaker 3 (39:28):
Bread bread.

Speaker 7 (39:30):
Is it a rugby ball?

Speaker 6 (39:32):
It's not, but that's very close, Lucian.

Speaker 2 (39:37):
A very close to a rugby ball would be.

Speaker 3 (39:43):
American football.

Speaker 2 (39:46):
Places a soccer ball. It's a soccer in there. Oh
yeah you can too. Well this we're all still all
tied up.

Speaker 6 (39:58):
So this one is for the word even run.

Speaker 2 (40:02):
Balls in. You've got balls, you're in you got no balls?

Speaker 4 (40:07):
You're in here we go, guys, Brent three, either a
baseball or a softball.

Speaker 2 (40:15):
You have to pick.

Speaker 6 (40:16):
One one more time.

Speaker 2 (40:23):
I played softball for such a long time.

Speaker 6 (40:27):
All three softball, No, a baseball.

Speaker 3 (40:35):
We've got a bread.

Speaker 2 (40:37):
That's someone fair, that's soone fair.

Speaker 4 (40:39):
Clint's got balls and I don't. He's used to hearing
what they sound.

Speaker 13 (40:44):
Brand.

Speaker 1 (40:44):
You and your balls have scored fifty KC chicken dollars. Congratulations,
nice work, bread, sweet ass.

Speaker 2 (40:52):
Let's get the nose. That was a fun one. That
was a good claud I liked it. Not proud of that.
We thought. We love playing with balls and Clint.

Speaker 4 (41:00):
Over the years, we do love to do a taste
test on things that are trendy and so you.

Speaker 2 (41:07):
Guys don't have to in case it's bad. Fifty to
fifty strike rate. It is a fifty fifty.

Speaker 1 (41:11):
Ye When we did ice cream with olive oil and salt,
quite good, very good, quite nice.

Speaker 2 (41:16):
Yeah, well I've got another one.

Speaker 3 (41:19):
It's time for another bre England taste this. We taste
it so you don't have to.

Speaker 4 (41:25):
People are going absolutely bananas over this combination on the
internet at the moment.

Speaker 2 (41:29):
Okay, and it's.

Speaker 4 (41:31):
Made its way down Under because people are starting to
catch on because I think this was going like pretty
viral in America and everyone was kind of jumping on board. Producer, Ellie,
you can come into the studio with the items. The
food combo that people are getting into is kickkat and tomato.

Speaker 2 (41:50):
Sauce, can and kitchup. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (41:52):
Okay, so a KitKat, squeeze some ketchup on the KitKat. Yeah,
pop it in the gob. Okay, they reckon.

Speaker 2 (42:00):
It's delicious. I'm highly dubious of this.

Speaker 4 (42:03):
I mean, I'm a big fan of the kit cat,
so I'm keen on that part.

Speaker 2 (42:09):
All right, do you what do you think it's going
to taste?

Speaker 3 (42:13):
Like?

Speaker 1 (42:13):
Tomato sauce to me has a very specific place. I'm
not the kind of person who puts tomato sauce on everything.
Like I won't put tomato sauce on my mashed potatoes,
for instance, but I know I know people that will.

Speaker 4 (42:24):
I'm kind of like hot chips, Yes is perfect hot, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (42:28):
Maybe a bit of steak from time to time. Hot
generally has to be hot.

Speaker 4 (42:31):
Yeah, okay, but let's give it a whirl a bit
on Okay, y, have you put enough one?

Speaker 2 (42:37):
I think so it's in the grooves.

Speaker 1 (42:38):
I've got two fingers of kit kat, I've got tomato
sauce down on it.

Speaker 2 (42:41):
Okay, I've got a heap on mine.

Speaker 4 (42:43):
Okay. I love kitchup and people say this is good,
people say this is delicious.

Speaker 1 (42:47):
It's just a heines kitchup, which I think is the
same as tomato sauce, your regular and just a normal
finger kit cat.

Speaker 2 (42:54):
Okay, Apple tea.

Speaker 1 (43:00):
Total a lot like cat and tomato sauce to me,
I know we're into salty sweet, but I don't know.

Speaker 2 (43:10):
I feel like it's not salty sweet because it's sweet sweet.
It's sweet sweet.

Speaker 1 (43:15):
It's like the tanginess of the tomato sauce, but the
tomato sauce.

Speaker 2 (43:20):
Is give it a chance. I'm waiting for the good
bit to shine through. The shining light for me is
how delicious the kit cat is.

Speaker 1 (43:31):
And I'm trying to suck through the tomato sauce to
get to the kit cat. I would probably go as
far as to say that this is disgusting, and if
I had to ad peer that back to it's not good.

Speaker 2 (43:44):
But that's as good as I can give it, Like,
if I was to give it a start, you're ruining
a kit cat.

Speaker 1 (43:49):
We're getting trolled. Did you check the comments on these
videos to see if it.

Speaker 2 (43:52):
Was like us saying it's delicious? Really? Yes? And tomato
sauce frost bos. Sorry. I have a theory here, yea
Ella and Claudia actually just like stocking their pantry with
things going on. Need some smarto sauce to eat the latest, Claudia.

Speaker 1 (44:11):
That would explain why tomorrow you want to do sausage
rolls and a dozen toilet paper.

Speaker 6 (44:15):
I just happen to be doing a decluto a coincidence apparently,
nappy sin Yeah, and rice delicious.

Speaker 2 (44:23):
And a fifty dollar power credit tastes so good together
from from me, but I will finish this.

Speaker 3 (44:30):
Kick it Inclint.

Speaker 2 (44:32):
What did you hide from your parents?

Speaker 4 (44:34):
There's a video that's gone super viral of a mum
standing at the airport saying goodbye to her son. He's
passed through the checkpoint and as he passes and waves,
she sees a tattoo that he has been hiding from
her for months.

Speaker 2 (44:49):
What is that?

Speaker 6 (44:58):
Please?

Speaker 3 (44:58):
Tell me that's fake.

Speaker 1 (45:09):
She's dressing too, you can see, you can see why
people hide things from their parents.

Speaker 2 (45:14):
Yeah, she was not She was not taking it well.

Speaker 4 (45:17):
Someone said two tongue piercings at sixteen, I couldn't talk
or eat for a few days.

Speaker 2 (45:23):
Just acted like I was sulking. Ah, two tongue piercings.

Speaker 1 (45:28):
Wow, you in two tang piercings at the same time.
That's hardcore. Yeah, and your parents. You're right, your parents
would be twice as angry.

Speaker 2 (45:36):
Absolutely, there's there's two things to be angry about.

Speaker 1 (45:39):
This person wants to be anonymous. I wonder if it's
because they're still hiding the thing from their parents.

Speaker 4 (45:43):
High Anonymous, High Anonymous, Hi, tell us, are you still
hiding this thing from your parents?

Speaker 8 (45:50):
I'm the mom that hit it hidden? Two boys, two
boys getting their first time or corn. I'm raving to
the ranting of the artists, saying how amazing it is
they don't get any super tendo. Later on, get in
the car and find out the oldest has dub dub

(46:11):
dot dot hoyhul dot com abo's pubic line done by
a drunken friend to practice on. So he looks in
the mirror. I just felt like an idiot. Why and
the sixteen year old just boost start laughing. I could
tell he was trying to hold something in because I'm

(46:32):
gone on behagers. This is two boys getting tarmecr and
I'm like, this is so good for maids, spid.

Speaker 1 (46:39):
Meaningful boyhor dot com and reverse so it looks the
right way.

Speaker 2 (46:44):
In the mirror above his pubes.

Speaker 8 (46:47):
Is the Maori word for horse. Oh wow, So yeah,
I was probably a little bit more than that mother
was on that video.

Speaker 2 (46:57):
What did you say to your boy?

Speaker 3 (47:00):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (47:00):
I couldn't have you seen it? Did you make them?
Did you make them show you the tattoo?

Speaker 4 (47:06):
Yes?

Speaker 8 (47:07):
And it's citious. Looks like someone drunk and doesn't know
what they're doing.

Speaker 2 (47:11):
Did it?

Speaker 8 (47:13):
You won't have to live with that for the rest life.
It's probably a way still single, anymous.

Speaker 2 (47:17):
I wonder if it's a real website.

Speaker 1 (47:19):
I've just been It says the website can't be reached.
Maybe ho dot co dot z.

Speaker 8 (47:27):
Dot com.

Speaker 2 (47:28):
Yeah, I know, I'm just trying to go to a website.
See if the website is real.

Speaker 1 (47:30):
You know, well, your your son needs to buy that domain, anonymous.

Speaker 2 (47:34):
Yeah, you don't want someone else getting their hands on it.

Speaker 1 (47:37):
You don't want to hearing someone else's domain on their
pubic region.

Speaker 2 (47:41):
Now, Anonymous, he's almost such. Oh, that's hilarious. Thank you,
you've made my night. It's so good. Sorry it happened
to you, anonymous. You're just laughing about it now. We're
getting lots of ticks on this too. It's quite an
interesting one. So here's the situation.

Speaker 4 (47:56):
They said I was hiding my adult toys from my parents.
I was seventeen, and my mum was cleaning my room
and found them. And when I got home from school,
she had the boxes on the kitchen table and fully
yelled at me.

Speaker 1 (48:12):
Call me naive, but I wouldn't expect a seventeen year
old to have any But then if they did, it's
like they hurt.

Speaker 2 (48:19):
Of course, not hurting anybody.

Speaker 1 (48:20):
Seventeen, you're you're fully you don't have eighteen to buy them.

Speaker 2 (48:24):
I don't think so.

Speaker 4 (48:25):
Seventeen maybe really yeah, like you're not hurting anymore, That's.

Speaker 2 (48:29):
What I'm saying. Yeah, don't put them on the kitchen counter.
That's tapu. If that was my.

Speaker 4 (48:33):
Kid, right, If that was my kid and they were
seventeen and I found a few little toys, I'd be like,
you know what, they're seventeen, they're about to become an adult.

Speaker 2 (48:43):
You shave them a bat you shave them. No, you don't.
You do not yuck.

Speaker 1 (48:48):
You do not know. I know what you're doing in
that room. I know what you're doing in there.

Speaker 4 (48:52):
If I found that, I would put it away and
try and burn it off my retinas and never remember
it ever again.

Speaker 1 (49:00):
A full upper back tattoo of a dragon spreading its
wings from my parents. I hit it for two years,
forgot about it, and I was staying with them and
I walked out of the shower and just a towel.

Speaker 2 (49:09):
Thinking no one was home.

Speaker 3 (49:11):
On no with.

Speaker 2 (49:12):
A full dragon backtat.

Speaker 4 (49:14):
Someone said, I bought a Harley Davidson and hit it
until my dad had to come over and help me
put cameras in at my house. I'm a forty year
old woman who owns her own home. And he didn't
say a thing, just put the cameras up and gave
me that look, did you really buy a.

Speaker 2 (49:31):
Harley Taylor's here?

Speaker 6 (49:32):
Hi?

Speaker 2 (49:32):
Taylor, Hi Taylor?

Speaker 3 (49:34):
Hi?

Speaker 2 (49:35):
What did you hide from your parents? Taylor? It wasn't me.
It was my older brothers. What did they do?

Speaker 8 (49:43):
When they were younger?

Speaker 4 (49:45):
About twelve or thirteen, They were wrestling in their bedroom
and one of them picked up the other one and
slammed them.

Speaker 13 (49:51):
Onto the bed.

Speaker 2 (49:52):
Did you do okay? Hole in the wall?

Speaker 3 (49:56):
Yeah, behind it?

Speaker 4 (49:57):
Okay, they come at it with a poster of the bridge.

Speaker 3 (50:00):
You know.

Speaker 4 (50:00):
We five years later my mum found that whole, but
he had already moved out. Wait a second, is this
like the Shawshank Redemption New Zealand edition.

Speaker 2 (50:11):
Your brothers had gone through that hole in the wall
and the freedom.

Speaker 1 (50:16):
You should have put a poster of Rita Hayworth over
the hole and it would have been just like.

Speaker 2 (50:22):
It would have been really good.

Speaker 4 (50:25):
I kind of want to put a hole in a
wall at my place now and put that poster up.

Speaker 1 (50:29):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it is a I kind of going
to want to get a tattoo of hoyhud dot com
above do do that?

Speaker 2 (50:38):
So good domain. The domain's already taken. Thanks Taylor.

Speaker 1 (50:45):
We appreciate the call, mate see Taylor dot com.

Speaker 2 (50:50):
A birthday banger should a birthday banger?

Speaker 4 (50:53):
Birthday banger right now number one song when you turn sixteen.
We want a good one for a Monday, So give
us a call a wait time. Hundred dials at m right.

Speaker 3 (51:01):
Now free and Clint free and clin.

Speaker 4 (51:05):
Birthday birth they bang in time, same time. Every day
you call us, we tell you what was the number
one song? When you turn sixteen, then we play our
favorite one.

Speaker 2 (51:15):
Hey you going, Sarah?

Speaker 1 (51:16):
Hi, Sarah, Hi?

Speaker 8 (51:17):
How are you good?

Speaker 3 (51:18):
Mate?

Speaker 2 (51:18):
How was your weekend?

Speaker 13 (51:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (51:20):
It was good.

Speaker 3 (51:21):
It's pretty quiet.

Speaker 8 (51:22):
Just watched the Netflix.

Speaker 2 (51:23):
Oh yeah, we love that. There's nothing good on Netflix
at the moment. There's nothing good. What are you watching, Sarah?

Speaker 4 (51:29):
What about that documentary about the cult, the TikTok Cult?

Speaker 2 (51:33):
Is that good?

Speaker 4 (51:34):
No?

Speaker 8 (51:34):
I didn't watch it, but I watched that somewhere between
about Sarah. It was silly good.

Speaker 2 (51:39):
That's that's very good.

Speaker 1 (51:40):
I'm so I'm so like therieft of things to watch.
I've started watching bridgeton Oh come back to the other side,
and there's nothing to watch.

Speaker 2 (51:51):
There's nothing to watch. Yeah, I watched bridget the other night.

Speaker 1 (51:54):
Exactly, Mike, you telling me to watch Mister and Missus Smith. Anyway, Sarah,
this is about you give us you day of birth mate.
We'll tell your birthday, banger.

Speaker 8 (52:02):
It's the ninth November nineteen eighty one.

Speaker 3 (52:04):
All right.

Speaker 4 (52:05):
That means you were sixteen nineteen ninety seven, and on
your sixteenth birthday.

Speaker 2 (52:10):
This was number one, Barby, Let's go party. What's the
Barbie movie? Sarah?

Speaker 13 (52:17):
I do, I do?

Speaker 6 (52:19):
Watch out?

Speaker 2 (52:19):
I worked at the movies.

Speaker 8 (52:21):
Actually it was crazy time.

Speaker 2 (52:22):
I bet it would have been. There's some rapper of
a birthday banger, Sarah. You gotta love this.

Speaker 3 (52:29):
It's a funny one.

Speaker 2 (52:30):
It's a funny one. It is a funny one. It's iconic.
It's a part of pop culture.

Speaker 1 (52:33):
Wait there, we're going to do Tony's but they're being Tony.

Speaker 2 (52:37):
Tony, We're good thing you made. How was your weekend?

Speaker 11 (52:41):
Oh it was pretty awesome.

Speaker 8 (52:42):
It's been my special lady.

Speaker 2 (52:45):
To see you. Do you do anything special? Or just
hung out?

Speaker 1 (52:50):
But like Sarah, but the Netflix, chilling chill, Yeah for
the Netflix and chilling Netflix and chill here you Tony,
but hanging out the election?

Speaker 2 (52:59):
What do you did you watch, Tony?

Speaker 4 (53:00):
Or you didn't get to watch much of an m
al right, all right, Tony, you gotta.

Speaker 7 (53:06):
Try that one for a couple of oldies. It's a
pretty cool show.

Speaker 2 (53:09):
Wait what show?

Speaker 1 (53:10):
Geek girl?

Speaker 2 (53:11):
Geek girl? Okay, I watched that. I watched it on Friday.
It's a new one that's just come out. Yeah, yeah,
pretty different, pretty cool.

Speaker 1 (53:19):
Yeah, tone dog, give us your date of birth, Matt,
what do your birthday banger?

Speaker 13 (53:24):
Seventy two?

Speaker 4 (53:24):
A Tony, you were sixteen in nineteen eighty eight, and
here's your birthday banker.

Speaker 2 (53:30):
Hi's reck Rollers.

Speaker 13 (53:37):
That's Rachel's favorite.

Speaker 2 (53:39):
We went and saw him in concert at the Vineyard
just before COVID hit.

Speaker 3 (53:42):
Maybe did he did he? Rick roll?

Speaker 2 (53:44):
Everyone there?

Speaker 4 (53:45):
Tony there?

Speaker 2 (53:48):
Like nice?

Speaker 1 (53:49):
Okay, Tony, wait there mate, dating Tony sounds like a
good time.

Speaker 2 (53:52):
He sounds funny. This Vanessa's birthday banger, hon.

Speaker 4 (53:56):
Vanessa, Hello Vanessa, tell us what did you do on
the weekend?

Speaker 8 (54:02):
Watch kids? Sports? Put work?

Speaker 2 (54:07):
What sport of the kids playing? Like? What sport have
you signed the kids up to?

Speaker 3 (54:11):
Football?

Speaker 8 (54:12):
In knitball?

Speaker 1 (54:13):
Okay, it's a two pretty good sports to watch the
outdoor ones.

Speaker 4 (54:15):
And I really want to talk to the parents who
have signed their kids up to cricket. And I know
it's a summer sport, yeah, but like, who is signing
their kid up to cricket?

Speaker 2 (54:23):
No offense to cricket players, but damn, I would never
sign my kid up to what's such a long game?
Signed up to rowing? You know you have to drive
them there at five in the morning. Yeah, like you
can pick from football knitball. You just gotta get your
kid doing something so they don't join a gang.

Speaker 8 (54:43):
You're well true.

Speaker 2 (54:45):
Whatever you do, keep them out of those gangs. Hey, Vanessa,
what is your data bird?

Speaker 8 (54:49):
I tink of novim the nineteen seventy nine.

Speaker 4 (54:52):
Or I made that mean you're sixteen in nineteen ninety five.
We've done the calculations and this is your birthday backer.

Speaker 10 (55:03):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (55:03):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (55:03):
One of the chances we're trying to keep the kids
out of the gangs and your birthday bank are as.

Speaker 2 (55:07):
Gangster's Paradise.

Speaker 8 (55:10):
Takes me back.

Speaker 2 (55:11):
It's a rip, Vanessa, very good, takes you back to
the main streets of ninety five.

Speaker 1 (55:15):
Okay, wait there, Vanessa, rick Esley, Coolio or equa.

Speaker 2 (55:20):
I vote Gangster's Paradise.

Speaker 4 (55:21):
Ooh, I kind of want to. I kind of want
to recroll the station. I'm just thinking if Claudia.

Speaker 2 (55:33):
Would do it. No, think about yourself. No, but I
have to.

Speaker 4 (55:37):
Because you already voted for something else. Just pick what
you want to hear, Gangster's Paradise.

Speaker 2 (55:47):
I got you all. Hey, Vanessa, you're the winner of
Birthday Banker.

Speaker 4 (55:52):
Congratulations, Thank yous coming through Vanessa have a good.

Speaker 3 (55:56):
Day free and Clint.

Speaker 1 (56:07):
Is it in Brion Clint, the winner of Birthday Banger
is Coolio and Ganks is paradised. So after we couldn't
get bone Thugs in harmony across the line last week,
I feel I feel a move on that was last week.
If I hang on to these things we know you do.
And I'm glad you didn't give it to culturalist Claudia.

Speaker 2 (56:27):
Who would have.

Speaker 6 (56:27):
Chosen Yeah, I would have rolled you.

Speaker 2 (56:29):
Yeah, you would have gone Dad, That's what I wanted.
You should have stuck with your gum.

Speaker 4 (56:36):
It's very rare you vote with me, though, is it. Yeah,
it's quite rare.

Speaker 2 (56:40):
So I was age risk it.

Speaker 4 (56:43):
And then there's always the risk that you'll pick whatever
you want. I don't know that I would have been
happy with that anyway.

Speaker 1 (56:49):
You never know what you're going to get. At five
point thirty, every day we do a birthday Banger, and
if you can get through, we will tell you the
number one song the day that you turned sixteen years old.

Speaker 2 (56:58):
It's a good time to reminisce nixt on the show.

Speaker 1 (57:01):
I've got a challenge for you, Breed that I need
you to lean into Okay, I need you to go
with it and trust the process for this challenge.

Speaker 2 (57:08):
It is never you never. You never sent me a
challenge that I actually can complete. No, you can complete this.
It's up to you. Physically, it won't. It won't challenge
you at all. In fact, you're not going to make
me drink two liters of milk again.

Speaker 1 (57:22):
No, that would be physically challenging for you, because physically.

Speaker 2 (57:26):
That ruined me and the work toilets.

Speaker 1 (57:29):
You just need to trust the process in this one.
No toilets will be harmed. No bodily functions will be
interfered with. Okay, but you will look a bit different. Okay,
what does that mean? We're going to do it next.
We'll talk about it after this, and it's us. That's
the end of the show. A show where Bree committed
to trying out the millennial middle part is going to

(57:50):
do it.

Speaker 2 (57:50):
We're going to get you styled.

Speaker 4 (57:52):
No, I'm all about trying new things and seeing if
it works, which I know it won't, but I'm happy
to pease you guys and show you.

Speaker 1 (58:01):
You think it'll be I told you so, moment might be.
I think you might be pleasantly surprised.

Speaker 4 (58:07):
I'm interested to know because I never ever in my
whole entire life, I've had my hair styled in the
middle part.

Speaker 1 (58:14):
Can we do we need to get any other gins
In stylings for her at the time, Like any other
clothing items.

Speaker 2 (58:20):
What would make me full gins in crop top? Get
me like a Billie Eilish outfit. Yeah, yeah, you have.

Speaker 5 (58:25):
A Billie Eilish top.

Speaker 4 (58:26):
But we can do something like an outfit. So like
clothes that are like eight size is too big for me?

Speaker 8 (58:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (58:31):
Yeah, Maybe some old school skate shoes. She likes those.

Speaker 2 (58:35):
She's not the one we was the George, She's so extreme.
Jaworks js. I can wear some Jawks, Roman sandals. You
guys like Roman sandals? Do you sure?

Speaker 5 (58:45):
I don't remember that?

Speaker 2 (58:47):
Maybe a Birkenstock clog. Yeah, something made a himp. All right,
We're gonna work on that. Well, catch you guys back
tomorrow on the Brand Clint Show.

Speaker 1 (58:56):
See see you by spring Clinton.

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Speaker 2 (59:06):
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