ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 11th June 2024

• Bree's got a new look! 
• Is your name spelled a weird way? 
• Our Uber ratings. 
• We're going to try NZ's most expensive pie. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
The ZM podcast Network ZMS Brie and Clint.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Save like a Boss with KFC's nine ninety nine Wicked Patay,
we are going to witness the most anticipated show in
their history of professional.

Speaker 3 (00:13):
Radio, Dead m Brie and Clint, Hey everybody, Brian Clint,
two responsible adults who are.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Doing their due diligence and backing up their computers to
an external hard drive. How grown up are we?

Speaker 4 (00:32):
You know?

Speaker 1 (00:32):
They're changing the marketing. They're calling us there the Brian
Clint Show, the ones.

Speaker 4 (00:37):
That back up?

Speaker 2 (00:38):
Yeah, back it up.

Speaker 4 (00:40):
That can be multiple different meanings.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
Back it up, girl, It's Brian Clint up, the responsible
backing it up? Back, back, back it up.

Speaker 4 (00:49):
Can we get our new show music? Please? Claude to
that song?

Speaker 2 (00:53):
Back back back it up?

Speaker 4 (00:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (00:54):
And can we get like a reverse like a reversing
sound effect when our show starts as well? Like abe
because now we back up?

Speaker 5 (01:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:03):
That's heart, let's do that. When was the last time
you backed up?

Speaker 2 (01:06):
I've been I've been backed up for a while.

Speaker 6 (01:09):
Have you.

Speaker 4 (01:09):
Yeah, not in that way, but I've been your computer.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
Oh my computermo, I don't know if I'm backed that.
My new one is probably a year you asked me,
how long since you backed up your computer?

Speaker 4 (01:19):
Never?

Speaker 2 (01:19):
Yeah, I like to live on the edge. I tried
to help Breede back your phone up yesterday. I said,
go on to iCloud because she's got an iPhone. She says,
what's that? We went on there. The last time a
photo updated to your iCloud was twenty nineteen. She's got
nineteen thousand photos on her phone and only on her phone.

(01:40):
Every single one of her photos only lives on her phone.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
How dare you maybe I just didn't think any photos
were worth keeping since twenty nineteen.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
Okay, is that what you think?

Speaker 4 (01:50):
No, that's not the case of all.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
If you lose that phone, you lose every photo that
you've taken in the last five years.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
Yes, kind of kind of gives you a rush, though,
an adrenaline rush, doesn't it?

Speaker 7 (02:00):
All?

Speaker 8 (02:00):
Right?

Speaker 2 (02:00):
Today, on the show Adrenaline Rush at four o'clock, when
you try and win seven and a half grand of
us with zidyms five on time stop the time of
bang on five seconds. We'll give you seven and a
half grand two days.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
That's a great amount of money. Also, something that's great
is trading versus lady today because we've got fifty dollars
cash and that prize from the Toolshed and you can
win it right here, right now free Inclint be Be
Bee sorry guys, beebe just backing it up.

Speaker 4 (02:29):
Oh see that perfickly backed.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
Bag it up girl, Brian Clinton.

Speaker 4 (02:35):
It's a ready.

Speaker 6 (02:37):
Versus thanks to the tool Shed he we owned, trusted by.

Speaker 4 (02:42):
Treating my people mack truck.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
Yeah, it was our Toolshed van. Backing up because now
the sponsor of Trading Verse lady at the moment, and
if you win, you'll get fifty bucks cash and this
week a Toolshed cordless backpack sprayer worth one eighty five.

Speaker 4 (02:58):
Yes, we love the Toolshed and so did the trades
and ladies.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
Our lady is calling today from christ Church. She is
thirty four and she just got married out after eighteen
years with her partner. Welcome to the show. It's Hailey,
Hailey eighteen years.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
What finally made you guys want to tie the knot?

Speaker 9 (03:19):
I don't know.

Speaker 10 (03:20):
We just sort of agreed it was about time, so
we tried to do it.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
Tell it me, you mean updates and years. He didn't
even ask you guys, as were like, oh, we should
probably do it.

Speaker 9 (03:29):
Yeah, it was kind of a mutual agreement, that was.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
And who says romances dead?

Speaker 4 (03:35):
Wait? So how old were you when you got together?
Does that mean sixteen?

Speaker 2 (03:40):
About my school?

Speaker 4 (03:41):
Sweet?

Speaker 8 (03:42):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (03:42):
Congratulations, guys, it's very exciting, very exciting. You're taking on
our trade from the White Cut tour. He is thirty
and it's his child's first birthday today. Welcome to the show, Jamie.

Speaker 4 (03:52):
Gooday, Jamie, what did you get him, him or her
for her birthday?

Speaker 9 (03:57):
Oh? No, I guess I'll find out when I get home.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
I think, Jamie, you got them a tool shared cordless
backpack sprayer Worth one.

Speaker 4 (04:06):
Hopefully the kids love it. They do love it. Fill
it with RaRo.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
Okay, here we go, Jamie, your boss, Trady Haley, your lady.
Whoever gets three correct first wins the prize.

Speaker 4 (04:16):
Al Right, here we go, guys.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
Question number one, name the chocolate puffed rice cereal in
a yellow box with a monkey on the front.

Speaker 4 (04:23):
Yes, Jamie, Coco Pops.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
It is, of course, Cocoa Pops, one of the trades.
Question number two, who was the first female pilot to
fly solo across the Atlantic? Was it Jon of Arc,
Meryl Streep or Amelia Earhart? Yes?

Speaker 4 (04:44):
Yesterday, Jamie, No, it was not.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
It was not Jona Arc Shamie, who would least should
know who Joanavarc is?

Speaker 2 (04:55):
For God's sake, Haleiott's out of Meryl Streep and Amelia Earhart?
Who you got?

Speaker 10 (05:00):
I'll go with Amelia.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
Because I believe you still hesitated.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
You know what, though Mirror Street she could do anything,
so I understand the hesitation. All right, we won a
piece in this game. Question number three.

Speaker 4 (05:15):
Buzzy when jon I love you? Jamie? So good, okay.
Question number three buzzing when you can tell me who
sings this song? Sad Jamie, Jamie, that was hibove me.

(05:41):
Nice work, Jamie.

Speaker 1 (05:41):
You two, you two and your two on the board
and Hayley, you've got one. You need this to stay
in it. Question number four Winter is here. Which of
the following is not a ski field here in New Zealand?
Is it Kadrona, Jona Arc, fucker, Papa or whistler?

Speaker 4 (06:00):
Yes, Jamie, the last one.

Speaker 2 (06:02):
Yeah, that was the last one. Yeah, we would have
also accepted Jonah Bark at that time, but yes, it
was the last one.

Speaker 4 (06:09):
That was a trick. Question.

Speaker 2 (06:10):
That's the weird, that's the one you have a lucky
one year old with a backpack sprayer on the way
from the tool shed. Congratulations, Jamie, thank you much, very.

Speaker 4 (06:24):
Well done, and thanks for good I appreciate the laugh.

Speaker 2 (06:26):
Jovie Franklin, thanks for the toolship. It's your one stop
shop for power tools, hand tools, dear tools, Please welcome
to the show. The man who makes Friday Oki and
the man who we found out last week can't burp.

Speaker 1 (06:43):
Yep, he's a jack of all trades or a jack
of no trade, no trades.

Speaker 2 (06:48):
It's our friend Sam Harvey. Hi, Sam, Hello. Found out
today that your name is spelt wrong on your birth
stiff again.

Speaker 4 (06:53):
Yes, when did you find that out?

Speaker 2 (06:57):
I can't remember.

Speaker 11 (06:58):
I guess when I was old enough to ask my
mum about it when I saw it for the first time,
after obviously learning how to write my name.

Speaker 1 (07:04):
So is it noticeably spelled different? Like enough where you
were young and you went that doesn't.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
Why is there two? And Samuel brah that's what it is?
So they spelled your name. It's a.

Speaker 11 (07:21):
It's a m m u e l miss muel slam
and muel by accident, right, not because that's a way
to spell it. Or yeah, my mum blames you know,
the official wis do whatever, but drugs.

Speaker 2 (07:35):
I think drugs?

Speaker 4 (07:36):
Ye, did you?

Speaker 2 (07:38):
But you don't spell your name like that. No, Like
if you're signing something, you don't write down to him. Now,
I actually never go by Samuel. It's always sam Does
it mean because it's wrong on your birth certificate that
it is wrong on your driver's license and your passport everywhere? Really?

Speaker 4 (07:52):
So you can't escape it? No?

Speaker 2 (07:55):
No, I can't.

Speaker 11 (07:55):
Actually, the only like, you know, if I get a
power bill or something, it's spelled correctly because I can
choose Hell.

Speaker 4 (08:00):
Yeah, gotcha.

Speaker 2 (08:01):
But then that doesn't line up. That doesn't line up
with your driver's license. If you have to provide two
forms of identification. What a pain in the ass. Have
you investigated how much if it is to correct it?

Speaker 6 (08:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (08:13):
I think when I was sort of young enough to care. Yeah,
I called whoever it is that you call about the
sort of marriages or something that. Yeah, I think they
said it was going to be about three hundred dollars.
I was like, nah, you know, I was probably a
teenager at the time, and I was like, hell no,
I have an idea.

Speaker 1 (08:29):
To float past you go on, if I pay for
it personally to have your name spelled.

Speaker 4 (08:36):
Correctly on your birth certificate. I'll do all the paperwork.

Speaker 1 (08:39):
Oh like, you just have to sign the documents and
I'll pay for it out of my personal money.

Speaker 4 (08:45):
But I also get to pick what your second name
will be.

Speaker 2 (08:48):
I knew there would be a catch.

Speaker 8 (08:50):
You know.

Speaker 2 (08:51):
I'm just going to say no straight off the bat,
because you didn't even hear what this little name would.

Speaker 11 (08:56):
But think about, like, whenever you're filling out an official
document and it says have you ever gone by any
other names? Do I then have to put the alternate
spelling of my name.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
And ah, yeah, oh that's annoying. Okay, if you don't
want Breeze idea, what if we sold it to a
company who's willing to cover the cost of changing it, and.

Speaker 4 (09:11):
Then they also get your personalized plate with your new names.

Speaker 2 (09:13):
Yeah yeah, and your name could be Sam Kiwi plates Harvey.

Speaker 11 (09:17):
Yeah, okay, okay, I guess it depends what's in it for.

Speaker 4 (09:20):
Me or Sam Chorus Harvey and you get free internet forever.

Speaker 1 (09:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (09:25):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (09:25):
I don't know if it's quite.

Speaker 4 (09:26):
Worth it, Sam KFC Harvey, free KFC forever.

Speaker 2 (09:30):
I do like a double down. Yeah, we want to
keep the two m's.

Speaker 4 (09:35):
I was going to float the idea of changing your
middle name to danger.

Speaker 2 (09:38):
Ah, hey, that's not so bad.

Speaker 4 (09:40):
Would you can be critical?

Speaker 2 (09:41):
Okay, let's just let me sit with that one for
a week while it's.

Speaker 4 (09:44):
A conversation starting.

Speaker 2 (09:45):
We can come back, that's fine. We do want to ask, though,
how rare you are this afternoon, or are there other
people out there whose name has been spelt wrong in
official places before? It might not be your birth certificate.
They might have put your name wrong on something official,
like a pla lark or like you know, the honors
board at your school, something that really lasts forever a

(10:06):
long time, and your name is up there and it's
spelled wrong.

Speaker 11 (10:09):
Oh no, I actually just there's a little story about
the misspelling of my name. It's one hanging out with
a friend of mine and she was telling me about
this work mate that she really didn't like, and his
name was was miss spelled on his bestificate too, And
she goes, his name's even misspelled on his birth certificate.

Speaker 2 (10:23):
What a loser? They said that to you, living undercover
with the name spell wrong, Can you compete with Sam
with two MS hundred dials at M or you can
text it to nine six nine Sex. We want to
know where your name was spelt incorrectly. We were talking
to Sam our friend Sam, who works here at Zidim,

(10:45):
whose name on his birth certificate was accidentally spelt incorrect.
It's got two m's, Samuel with two m's.

Speaker 4 (10:54):
Oh poor Sam. He's fine about it. I accepted it.

Speaker 2 (10:58):
His mum blames a clerically err, but I don't know
that that happens. I think they're pretty pretty anal with
that stuff. I feel like they make make you make sure.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
What about what about this text? Someone said Daniel, but
it's written as d E N I A L. And
now I'm constantly in denial.

Speaker 2 (11:21):
Your name when your birth Civica is denial, isn't actually?

Speaker 4 (11:25):
Or was that just a gag?

Speaker 2 (11:26):
Denial is a river in Egypt. Years ago, I attended
a conference. My name is Rebecca, but auto corrected to Rubella.
Oh no, My conference material and name badge, et cetera.
For the whole conference was all Rubella. But the immunization you.

Speaker 4 (11:45):
Give isn't that? Isn't that am?

Speaker 2 (11:48):
That's the R and M MR and measles, mumps and rub.

Speaker 1 (11:51):
Or German beasles is a contagious viral infection that causes
a spotty rash.

Speaker 2 (11:58):
I was your friend. If I was your friend in
a loving way, I would refer to you. I would
change your name in the group chat to German mess.

Speaker 4 (12:04):
Can you imagine. I bet if you hooked you, if
you hooked up with anyone at that conference, and they
would have been like, yeah, I caught Rubella.

Speaker 2 (12:12):
I got Rebella from Reubella. Nikki's here, Nikki, your sister's
name is spelt wrong somewhere.

Speaker 12 (12:21):
Yes, my sister's name is Jennifer, but my dad spelt
it wrong on the birth certificate, and so she's legally
Gennifier Jennifer.

Speaker 2 (12:32):
Oh, dad, one job.

Speaker 4 (12:34):
I quite like it.

Speaker 12 (12:35):
My mom said he just had one job.

Speaker 2 (12:37):
She had to push the baby out and then nurse
nurse it recover. He just had to write Jennifer correctly.

Speaker 4 (12:45):
Yeah, Nikki, so.

Speaker 10 (12:48):
It's j E n I if I E.

Speaker 2 (12:51):
Jenifier, Genifer the cool name.

Speaker 4 (12:56):
Do you guys call it?

Speaker 2 (12:57):
Do you guys call it Jennifier?

Speaker 8 (12:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (13:00):
I just wow, just be cheky. She goes by Jenny.
For the most part.

Speaker 4 (13:03):
You've been so gennifiant today. Jennifier.

Speaker 12 (13:07):
She gets annoyed, like if she's filling out form gennifier
because she wants to like that, and.

Speaker 2 (13:13):
They will they will change it because they think she's yeah, yeah,
I'm not an idiot like my father.

Speaker 4 (13:20):
Like, don't be stupid. No one's called jennifier, Thanks Nikki.

Speaker 2 (13:23):
Someone takes it and say, my dad's name is Archie,
but they spelt it wrong on his birth certificate. It's
a r c h r e ar tree hush ray
us hush ray hush ray aushray hush ray ushray Tara
Tara Hi. It's more common than we realized. And your

(13:44):
partner's name is spelt wrong.

Speaker 8 (13:46):
Yes, thanks you.

Speaker 6 (13:47):
My partner's middle name, so his middle name is Samuel.

Speaker 4 (13:51):
Yes, it's a m a U l oh samsall.

Speaker 2 (13:59):
Noll some moll.

Speaker 4 (14:03):
Can I have some all?

Speaker 6 (14:06):
And then for trouble, his sister's middle name is Lisa
Spelut l I.

Speaker 1 (14:11):
S s A l I s s A.

Speaker 2 (14:16):
Was Lisa.

Speaker 4 (14:20):
Lisa?

Speaker 2 (14:21):
Oh my god, that family was in charge of the
birth certificates.

Speaker 1 (14:27):
That was mom, God, you don't that No one in
your family has a lisp talking to Lissa.

Speaker 6 (14:32):
Yeah, no, no, lists, but we do like to call
it out as often as possible.

Speaker 4 (14:36):
No, good, good, Tara. Make him pay for it, Make
them pay big exactly.

Speaker 2 (14:42):
Thanks tomorrow. Someone's texting, my dad put my middle name
on my little sister's birth certificate. So now both emma
spelled as what both emma as middle name? He put
your middle name on your sister's birth certificate by mistake.

Speaker 4 (14:57):
Oh that's a huge mistake. Those mistakes.

Speaker 2 (15:02):
You just want mum to make the mistake because no
one will bully mum about it. She had a lot
of she's got a big excuse. Yeah, exactly, she's just
pushed another human out of her that don't have the excuse.

Speaker 4 (15:12):
No, you'd be so angry, wouldn't you.

Speaker 2 (15:15):
I'm going to make James j a y m Z.
See that doesn't feel like a mistake. That sounds like
your their parents wanted to It was on purpose. Yeah,
it was like, you know, a conscious decision. Yeah, it
sounds like you're they were born in the Deharmo era
and that's what their parents wanted them to be called.
So we love novelty food on this show, we really do.

(15:36):
It just brings us comfort, but it's interesting. We'll eat it.
And this within reason interesting. Oh no, but it's interesting.
We'll eat it.

Speaker 4 (15:44):
You're no fair.

Speaker 2 (15:45):
You're worried about like testicles and stuff, a like mountain oysters,
bush oysters.

Speaker 4 (15:51):
Oh I have eaten a bush oyster. Have you remember
the time you had that?

Speaker 7 (15:54):
No?

Speaker 1 (15:54):
No, no, no no, not the mystery substance't wild Foods Festival,
not on this time zone.

Speaker 4 (16:03):
If you want to know what.

Speaker 1 (16:04):
Clinton drank at the Wild Foods Festival, text me on
nine six nine six, and.

Speaker 4 (16:08):
I'll text your bet.

Speaker 2 (16:10):
Don't believe what she texts me.

Speaker 4 (16:11):
It's the truth. The producers will back me up anyway
as you work.

Speaker 2 (16:16):
Okay, I don't know if I want to take you
to eat this. You deserve it. Come on now, I'm
going to mount a mission to do this by myself.

Speaker 4 (16:22):
Oh come on now.

Speaker 2 (16:23):
News Hub soon to be rop news Hub, so lap
up these where you can. They think they've found New
Zealand's most expensive pie.

Speaker 4 (16:33):
Really, so this is is there?

Speaker 1 (16:35):
Are we talking just a stock standard single single that's
not a limited edition or a part of the Pie Awards.

Speaker 4 (16:44):
It's just this.

Speaker 2 (16:46):
I guess it's a limited edition though, because they make
them in batches.

Speaker 4 (16:50):
Yeah, but do they sell it all year? Round.

Speaker 2 (16:53):
I think ingredient dependent. Okay, so yeah, okay, let me
give you the details, all right, Okay, in your mind,
what's expensive for a pie?

Speaker 1 (17:04):
I think I'm expecting to pay anything above ten bucks?

Speaker 2 (17:11):
Yeah, is inexpensive. Anytime I'm told the pie is above
ten dollars, I bork.

Speaker 4 (17:16):
Yeah, I'm like ooh oh, like I'm going to be
good seven to ten bucks. Somewhere in that run.

Speaker 2 (17:21):
I think there's the Goldilock zone for good piles these days.
I think so gone are the days of a good
pie for three dollars fifty Oh, that's long gone. Unfortunately,
bakery pie. You still do a bakery pipe, but like
crim dollar crim pie. You're looking like seven six fifty.

Speaker 4 (17:39):
Seven, Yeah, six fifty seven buck.

Speaker 2 (17:41):
This pie creps all over there. It's a fifty dollars pie.
Fifty dollars from Pj's Pies and Hemna Springs.

Speaker 4 (17:48):
You're having a laugh. Fifty dollars fifth wait, fifty dollars
for a single.

Speaker 2 (17:53):
For a single pile serve pie, one pie, handheld, one pie.

Speaker 4 (17:57):
What's in it? Gold flakes?

Speaker 2 (17:59):
Gourmetih? Okay, the pie contains co coda, sauced crayfish, creamy
mashed potato and leak as the base. They turn the
crayfish shells into a bisk The crayfish sauce they make
with coniac, white wine, herbs and spices.

Speaker 1 (18:21):
Fifty dollars look for nothing against Pj's Pies. I think
it sounds like a great establishment. I just don't know
if on the rare occasion that I can afford crayfish,
which is very rare. I just don't know if I
want to enjoy in a pie. Crayfish in a pie.
Does it ruin it?

Speaker 8 (18:41):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (18:42):
I'm more worried about swinging past Pj's Pies after a
big night and just grabbing the pie and putting it
in a paper bag, going up to the counter, not
looking at the FBOs machine, and just heading my payWave.
And then in the morning I find out I spent
one hundred dollars on two crayfish pies.

Speaker 4 (18:56):
You can't even remember eating them regardless.

Speaker 2 (19:00):
I say, we go get one. I say, I'd love
to take. I say, this is the next mission for
the Brian Clinch Show. I say, we call Ross and
we tell him the people of New Zealand want us
to eat fifty dollars pies. They need us, they need
us a review, they need us, they need us to
do We're not everybody can afford a fifty dollars pie.

(19:21):
The work card can the Brian Clint Show should go
and eat these pies. We need to do this for
the people.

Speaker 1 (19:26):
Here's my question though, because obviously Ross is going to
be like, yes, of course we will take it, will
fly your whole show to get these pies.

Speaker 2 (19:34):
A drive to him the springs.

Speaker 1 (19:36):
So let's just say we're going next week. Yeah, we're
going to get these pies. It's a crayfish pie. I've
never had a crayfish pie. Are you putting tea sauce
on a crayfish pie?

Speaker 2 (19:47):
Such a good question. And how long do you let
it cool down for you? How long do you have
to do? Yeah, this is these are great questions. There's
a great questions. And do you get a stage roll
as well? Or you're putting a fifty pie, do you
also get a sossage roll and a donut?

Speaker 4 (20:00):
Or are you're putting a garlic butter sauce on the pie.

Speaker 2 (20:04):
To eat it with a knife and fork?

Speaker 4 (20:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (20:06):
Yeah, these are all things to work out.

Speaker 4 (20:08):
Yeah, we can work that.

Speaker 2 (20:10):
We just need you to help us by texting us
and saying, Ross, Sendberry and Clint to eat New Zealand's
most expensive pie. We want them to we want it.

Speaker 4 (20:18):
We need them to go.

Speaker 2 (20:19):
We want it, we want it to happen. Yep. So
one hundred dollars, two pies, or did you want a pie?
You're gonna I'll have a body of yours. No, no, no, no, okay,
that's one hundred and fifty dollars and Allie your vegan. Okay,
Well they brought the cost down one hundred and fifty bucks,
so we can take someone with us.

Speaker 4 (20:36):
Yeah, we can take someone with us.

Speaker 2 (20:38):
And take someone with us.

Speaker 1 (20:39):
We'll pick someone up on the along the way. Four pies, dollars,
two hundred dollars out in good Year.

Speaker 2 (20:44):
Ah, fill up the jet. We're going to Pj's pies.

Speaker 1 (20:50):
So much interest in what you drank at the Hoka
Tika Wild Food Festival.

Speaker 2 (20:55):
I'm never going back.

Speaker 4 (20:57):
Yeah, you're traumatized.

Speaker 2 (20:58):
I'm never going back.

Speaker 1 (20:59):
I am texting people back. So if you want to
know what Clint, Clint drank thought it was the thing
to do.

Speaker 2 (21:05):
I thought it was part of the experience.

Speaker 4 (21:07):
Was there anyone else that you were there with doing it. Well,
what was the weirdest thing you saw someone eat at
that Wild's Foods Festival?

Speaker 2 (21:16):
The weird ones, like the interesting ones were ones that
people would put effort into la people who were like
cooking up possum and things like that, like.

Speaker 4 (21:22):
Made it into like a nice dish. But then you
just sushi.

Speaker 2 (21:26):
Yeah. Then you just had these ladies who had just
scooped the eyeballs out of fish and put them in
a shot glass with some jelly, like like like jelly
that you do like vodka jelly. And they're like, do
you want a fish eye shot? And He's like, no,
really no, because I thought the idea of it was
like weird foods gourmet. Yeah, you know, like you would

(21:50):
you wouldn't believe that cow udder could taste so good,
like be the idea of it like.

Speaker 4 (21:55):
A but nooffee pie made with cow tongue or something.

Speaker 2 (21:58):
That these ladies just whacked a fish eye and some jelly.
And I was like, how much that ten bucks? It's
for the local skill? What a what a rip of
the West Coast? The West Coast is a different world.

Speaker 8 (22:12):
Man.

Speaker 4 (22:12):
Have you had a bush oyster before? What do you
Mountain oyster bus.

Speaker 2 (22:16):
Which is sheep sheep sheep testing sheep testicle?

Speaker 4 (22:20):
Have you had that before?

Speaker 1 (22:22):
No?

Speaker 11 (22:22):
I have.

Speaker 2 (22:23):
I don't feel like I can now why because of
the other thing that I had, Because it'd be too
much of a trend.

Speaker 1 (22:30):
Yeah. Well it's kind of full circle, isn't it for you?
Origin I have when I was when I was like
thirteen or fourteen.

Speaker 2 (22:39):
Okay, no, that's enough. Hi, Jim here, owner of Pj's Pies,
Home of the Crazy Pie. Call me wait, the owner.

Speaker 4 (22:48):
Of Pj's Pies. Are we going to call him live?
Oh my god, this is exciting.

Speaker 2 (22:55):
I hold on.

Speaker 4 (22:56):
I think Ella producer Ella might have him on the phone. Really,
you might have beat you to it.

Speaker 2 (23:01):
Okay, this is live.

Speaker 4 (23:03):
There's a live radio.

Speaker 2 (23:04):
Who wants us?

Speaker 4 (23:05):
Is what we live for?

Speaker 8 (23:06):
Hi?

Speaker 2 (23:06):
Is that is that Jim? Yes? Bigg And is there
really Jim from Pj's Pies. Yeah, home of the fifty
dollars cray Fresh Pie.

Speaker 9 (23:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (23:17):
I tell you what. I just rocked up to my
bakery in the forest and I only get one or
two radio stations and blow me down. You guys been
talking about me. You must have had my us burning.

Speaker 4 (23:27):
No, why Jimmy.

Speaker 1 (23:30):
Hey Jimmy, Hey Jimmy, we'd love we'd love to taste
this fifty dollar pie if we if we get to
Pj's Pies, can you hook us up.

Speaker 8 (23:40):
Well, there'll be there'll be a bit of preparation involved.
We'll have to get the craze first. I'll have to
get my diving so no, no, no, just kidding to
get some too.

Speaker 4 (23:50):
It's funny.

Speaker 2 (23:51):
How how did you do a batch of these fifty
dollars cray fresh pies?

Speaker 4 (23:55):
Uh?

Speaker 8 (23:56):
No, look, we've only one one, yeah, for the King's birth.

Speaker 4 (24:00):
And how did guy jim? What was the reception like
for the fifty dollars crayfish pie.

Speaker 8 (24:07):
There's a bit frosty for a start when people saw
the price there, but you know that disconcerning barus that
see the value in such a thing, then they got
one in.

Speaker 2 (24:18):
The price is half the attraction though, yes, that's part
of it. But you're a smart man. Bring in a
really important question. Do you put tomato sauce on a
fifty dollars crayfish pie?

Speaker 8 (24:29):
Well that would be a good way to insult the chef,
wouldn't it.

Speaker 2 (24:32):
Yeah, that's what I thought.

Speaker 4 (24:33):
That's why Hey, Jim, that's what I thought.

Speaker 8 (24:35):
No, No, I would, I would. I wouldn't encourage it
because there's a lot of a lot of skill goes
into something like this.

Speaker 2 (24:43):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, fair enough.

Speaker 4 (24:45):
When does it come with like a gallic or something?

Speaker 8 (24:49):
What's that?

Speaker 4 (24:50):
Does it come with like a gallic butter sauce that
I can?

Speaker 8 (24:53):
You know?

Speaker 2 (24:53):
Just got a busk? And I told you about the busk?
Has it got biscuity?

Speaker 4 (24:56):
Oh? I'm good to die?

Speaker 2 (24:58):
Yeah? Okay, Well the little bit of promo in the gym.
When are you planning on during the next batch of
fifty dollars crayfish pies?

Speaker 4 (25:05):
Well?

Speaker 8 (25:07):
I was only going to have it as a limited edition,
but since he created touch a storm and have people
calling me from all over New Zealand, Yeah, hey, would
you shive up there? Will you ship? What do you
sail up to Oakland? Or someone from christ Church? Wonderful
lady said, Oh, my sister's going back to brisk and
she want she wants to buy half a dozen.

Speaker 4 (25:25):
And I go, like half a dozen.

Speaker 2 (25:27):
There's three hundred dollars worth of pies. What kind of
party is she hoisting? But it's not a kid's party,
all right, Jim, we're gonna do a bit of We're
gonna do a bit of money behind the scenes, and
we you don't need to ship it to us. We're
going to come to you and eat that pie. Okay.

Speaker 8 (25:39):
Yeah, just get in touch with me, mate, and I'm
sure that we can put on the goodies and you
know we do. We do sell mince pies as well.
For those who haven't got the steepest pockets as yours,
you will get.

Speaker 4 (25:52):
Yeah, you put out the milkshakes, We'll come to your yard.

Speaker 8 (25:54):
Okay, good on you guys.

Speaker 2 (25:58):
Te Gym from Pj's Pie in him the Springs, home
of New Zealand's most expensive crayfish pie.

Speaker 4 (26:03):
What a legend. Jim Is just was in the car.

Speaker 2 (26:05):
We see it was in the forest. Actually was talking
Jumi Is about. At first, I was like, is this
real legend?

Speaker 9 (26:12):
I think it was real.

Speaker 10 (26:13):
I think it was.

Speaker 2 (26:15):
Devastating, devastating. Round of zidims five on time has just
gone down. We're exhilarating and devastating at the same time.
Ashlyn just stopped our timer on five point zero two seconds.
She was two one hundredths of a second off winning today.
If she got it today, seven and a half grand.
She took it, well, oh she took a bitter than

(26:37):
I've ever heard anybody take. Not getting seven and a
half thousand, it was.

Speaker 1 (26:40):
Like, oh, well I was close, and I was like, no,
it couldn't have got much closer. Well, it could have
could have been seven point five point zero one.

Speaker 2 (26:49):
We had seven rom the seven grand.

Speaker 4 (26:52):
That's where it came from.

Speaker 2 (26:53):
Anyway, another chance tomorrow at eight am with Flitchborne and Hailey.

Speaker 1 (26:57):
Hey, speaking of five, that's the highest uber rating you
can get, five out of five. Five out of five
is the highest uber rating you can get. Have you
seen what's on news Hub at the moment. They've got
an article talking about all the different Uber ratings of
all the mayors from around New Zealand.

Speaker 2 (27:18):
Oh yeah, I wonder if that's public information or if
they had if the mayors had to submit their Uber
ratings themselves. It's a great question they did. Did they
provide a screenshot? Because I reckon some of them would lie,
could lie about it.

Speaker 4 (27:31):
Yeah, I wonder where they got this information from.

Speaker 2 (27:34):
Measured being an uber driver getting abused by Wayne Brown
or he's not even abusing you, he's just abusing road
cones he's just really angry about road cones.

Speaker 4 (27:42):
In the back of your you mentioned that because he
is one of the names that is on this list.

Speaker 2 (27:46):
Who's the mayor of New Zealand's biggest city, he should
be exactly.

Speaker 1 (27:49):
Let's go through the list of different mayors from around
New Zealand and what they rated on Uber.

Speaker 4 (27:56):
Let's kick it off with the best, the Tippity Top
the best of the best, which is.

Speaker 1 (28:02):
New Plymouth Mayor Neil Holdham five out of five. He's
a five point zero, which is very rare.

Speaker 4 (28:08):
Can I say maybe he's only taken like three ubers?

Speaker 2 (28:12):
Maybe?

Speaker 1 (28:13):
He said because he was asked about it, and he
said that he's always happy to chat to drivers, although
he doesn't tell them what he does, but.

Speaker 2 (28:23):
He has the mirror chains on. But then and when
he gets in and he says to the mears chambers please, he.

Speaker 1 (28:30):
Said he likes to talk to the Uber drivers as
he feels it gives him a good idea of what's
happening in that community.

Speaker 2 (28:40):
That's good, okay, five point zero for the Mirror of
New Plymouth. Good.

Speaker 1 (28:43):
Yes, Let's move on to Lower Hut Mayor Campbell Berry
also very high four point nine eight.

Speaker 2 (28:51):
Nice, very good. He'll be gutted about that one four
star rating he got.

Speaker 4 (28:55):
Yeah, I know you'd be pretty upset.

Speaker 1 (28:57):
Yeah, Gisbane mayor in forget forgive me if I'm pronouncing
this wrong, Rehet starts okay, four point nine to three solid,
still solid. Nelson Mayor Nick Smith is on a four
point eight four. In Auckland Mayor, he's getting down into
clint Territory.

Speaker 4 (29:16):
Now.

Speaker 1 (29:17):
Auckland Mayor Wayne Brown of our biggest city rating on Uber.

Speaker 2 (29:24):
We've got to cancel the buses during the Elton John
concert and the floods. Just thought if I could get
an at home. What's his rating?

Speaker 4 (29:29):
Four point seven?

Speaker 1 (29:31):
It's below the national average, which I also have here,
the national average.

Speaker 4 (29:37):
Do you guys want to know? What should we all
do our Uber ratings? First?

Speaker 2 (29:40):
I'm a four point eight seven four point eight seven. Yeah,
I'm above average, okay.

Speaker 4 (29:45):
Just first time? Oh what sorry? What are you guys on?
I'm a four point eight four four point eight four.

Speaker 5 (29:53):
Four point nine.

Speaker 1 (29:57):
I don't say anything, four point eight three point nine
three four point nine three.

Speaker 4 (30:03):
I'm on a four point eight seven, which has gone up.

Speaker 2 (30:07):
Yes, national average. National average.

Speaker 4 (30:12):
Is a four point eighty eight.

Speaker 2 (30:15):
We're below everage just below which is scuttered, Yeah, but not.

Speaker 4 (30:20):
As low as Wayne Brown. He's on a four point
before that. We're going to get classical on the show.

Speaker 2 (30:33):
Well, yeah, that's what I was waiting for. Ella and
me and Brie are going to get songs as quickly
as possible in classical style, all coordinated by Claudia Hello, Hello, Hello.

Speaker 5 (30:46):
I will say I feel like I've gone a bit
rogue with the songs that I have to love it.

Speaker 4 (30:49):
Hopefully they're older songs. We'll find out. I guess.

Speaker 2 (30:52):
Hopefully it's the Rogue Traders. Yeah, it's not.

Speaker 4 (31:00):
Sneaky sound System.

Speaker 5 (31:01):
Maybe next week.

Speaker 7 (31:02):
Okay, anyway, this is let's get classical. These are all
songs turned into a classical style, and it's your job
to guess what they are. I need the artist and
the name of the song. Brin Clint, you guys obviously
working as a team. First one to two points takes
home the w Let's do the dang d glory, So
just doesn't with your name. If you know what it is,

(31:23):
are you ready to go?

Speaker 1 (31:24):
Cool?

Speaker 4 (31:25):
Ready?

Speaker 5 (31:25):
Baby?

Speaker 4 (31:25):
Here from its cool, Come and collected. Here's your first one.

Speaker 5 (31:38):
Oh my gosh, Ella, baby, I was born this way,
Lady Gaga, bonus way, lady.

Speaker 4 (31:45):
What I loved that song and had nothing? Did you
have anything? No, that's from the beginning of the song,
just bit.

Speaker 2 (32:05):
I still can't hear it, cozy you Yeah, okay, all right,
all right, all right.

Speaker 4 (32:15):
That was good for weeks. Yeah, that's one point for
la but more to come. Here's another one that is
smells like teen Spirit Nirvana.

Speaker 2 (32:40):
There's a real, real punishing version of that on TikTok
at the moment is that when you heard it and
the lady's like, yo, you don't know what that's what
it reminded me of. Hey, well done, thank you.

Speaker 4 (32:55):
We're still in it. Yeah, we're all tied up. So
this one's for the w Sorry, Hi, okay for the one,
and here's your last one. Ella.

Speaker 5 (33:17):
Oh, I don't know the artist, but Bulletproof.

Speaker 2 (33:21):
Baby, I know the artist.

Speaker 1 (33:25):
We would like to buzz in, Bulletproof LaRue my point,
I will half the tie.

Speaker 2 (33:42):
But who buzzes in if they don't know the artists the.

Speaker 4 (33:46):
Rest give you buzz and you could give them. You
shouldn't have said anything. Maybe wouldn't We wouldn't have guessed it.

Speaker 5 (33:51):
That's not fair.

Speaker 2 (33:52):
Whoever takest and Brian Clint, one of you will be
scoring fifty k if chicken dollars. We will be in
touch very shortly.

Speaker 4 (33:58):
Still want to continue my humping of the air.

Speaker 5 (34:01):
I'll get a fist in there.

Speaker 4 (34:07):
I need to send an email to him. Bring it in, team,
bring it in. I've got something to discuss, a thought
that I had that I feel we need to get
to the bottom of it.

Speaker 2 (34:22):
Sure.

Speaker 1 (34:22):
So I had this thought the other day about clothing sizes, right,
because I was ordering stuff online, and obviously with cloth
clothing sizes, we know that there's extra small, there's small,
there's medium, there's large, there's extra large, it's extra extra large, there's.

Speaker 4 (34:40):
Extra extra large. Why is there no extra medium? No way, no, wait,
hear me out, hear me out. And if there was
an extra medium, would that extra medium be smaller or
larger than medium? Think about it? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (35:03):
Yeah, yeah? Yeah? Do you do you like smoke anything
when you do your online shopping?

Speaker 4 (35:07):
No?

Speaker 1 (35:08):
I didn't, but I actually want to know thought. I know,
But isn't it interesting to think about? There's no extra
medium and if there was, would it be smaller or
larger than actual medium?

Speaker 2 (35:22):
Sure? Medium though, comes from the word median, which is
the middle. And I get that it's not the middle
anymore now that we have double XL, three XL four
excel five excels. Its not it's not the middle, it's
not as it. So really the if you have, if
you go down to extra small and all the way
up to six XL, then your medium is probably XL,

(35:44):
isn't it.

Speaker 4 (35:45):
That's right?

Speaker 2 (35:45):
Yeah, that's right. But what would it be if they.

Speaker 7 (35:48):
Don't need it?

Speaker 2 (35:49):
But but but I'd come back to the fact that
they don't need an extra medium.

Speaker 4 (35:52):
Why not?

Speaker 2 (35:53):
Because you could just imed smaller you go smaller, If
you need bigger, you go large.

Speaker 4 (35:56):
But what if I'm I'm too big for small? Would
that be extra medium for small or would that be
extra medium or would that be.

Speaker 2 (36:06):
Yeah, what you're saying? And then is the extra fall
because were large, the extra falls on the bigger side,
a small the extra falls on the small side.

Speaker 4 (36:15):
So where's extra medium?

Speaker 2 (36:16):
So it depends on the word.

Speaker 7 (36:18):
I actually wear a extra medium, you do know, it's
exactly the same as a medium, but it's.

Speaker 4 (36:23):
Got some rhinestones on.

Speaker 7 (36:24):
It, a.

Speaker 2 (36:27):
Very extra extra.

Speaker 4 (36:31):
You so you're you're shopping at ed Hardy still Yeah, yeah, gotcha. No,
but seriously, where is the extra.

Speaker 5 (36:36):
Medium would be slightly bigger than a medium?

Speaker 4 (36:38):
No, I think it's bigger.

Speaker 2 (36:40):
You think bigger. I reckon it'd be even with claud
I reckon it'd be even more medium is even more
more the most medium, you guys, because like smaller smaller. Yeah,
but it's a little bit bigger or a little bit smaller.
Why why extra extra smallst extra smalllest, extra moller than.

Speaker 4 (37:01):
An extra large is bigger than large? So where does
an extra Yeah, guys, it's you know the same, right,
It's a weird thought. Texts six.

Speaker 1 (37:14):
If there is an extra medium, does it sit on
the lower side or the bigger side?

Speaker 2 (37:18):
Another one? Why do women's clothing sizes go in two's?

Speaker 4 (37:22):
What do you mean?

Speaker 2 (37:23):
Why is it like two, four, six, eight, ten?

Speaker 5 (37:26):
That's just a New Zealand and the States. It's completely You.

Speaker 1 (37:29):
Can you can also get like a size thirteen gene
can or an eleven or disregard it'll be different in
every single Also, do.

Speaker 4 (37:38):
You guys know that a XXL is different to a
two XL? What it's not?

Speaker 7 (37:46):
This?

Speaker 4 (37:47):
It is how it is different?

Speaker 6 (37:49):
Thing?

Speaker 4 (37:49):
No, it's not. Apparently it is.

Speaker 5 (37:52):
What do you mean so XXL smaller?

Speaker 1 (37:53):
So XXL is smaller than a two XL, but it's
just like an XXL is smaller and no from memory,
an XXL is like whether it's the clothing and it's
just an extra extra large of that, whereas a two
XL is a plus size size.

Speaker 2 (38:15):
And what about a two XM.

Speaker 4 (38:24):
Extra medium, extra medium?

Speaker 2 (38:27):
How medium can we get? You know who we need
to ask? You know who we need to ask a medium?

Speaker 4 (38:37):
Get what's her name? Is it?

Speaker 2 (38:40):
She is an extra medium?

Speaker 4 (38:42):
Get her on the phone.

Speaker 2 (38:43):
We'll get Calvin Krookshank, and then we'll get Calvin Krookshank
will be the medium, and then we will be the
extra medium.

Speaker 4 (38:53):
We've figured it out.

Speaker 5 (38:54):
You always frustrate me with your questions.

Speaker 2 (38:57):
Because we've got a medium and then we've got an
extra Yeah, you.

Speaker 4 (39:00):
Know, I know, I got it. I think the only
person in the room that didn't get it was Ella.

Speaker 2 (39:04):
I'm mad.

Speaker 4 (39:07):
I read a story about this girl.

Speaker 1 (39:09):
Who had been dating a guy for a fair while,
like nearly a year, she said in the story, and
he'd always kind of avoided her coming back to his place,
so she picked him up from his place a couple
of times and for.

Speaker 2 (39:23):
A year, for a year red flag, Yeah, a little bit.
I'd be like secret girlfriend, he's got a wife and kids.

Speaker 4 (39:30):
Yeah, like what's what's the do.

Speaker 1 (39:33):
Anyway, For the first time that she stayed at his place,
she soon realized why he never wanted her over there,
because she said, she walked in and it was just
kind of it was very messy, like a very messy place,
and she just noticed that it was infested with cockroaches,

(39:54):
like everywhere, Like every she'd lift up a towel in
the bathroom, there's a cockroaches. She there's cockroaches in his bed,
on his bedside, tabled, just everywhere.

Speaker 4 (40:05):
And she's like, I don't know if I can I
can move past this or not.

Speaker 2 (40:11):
You'll be able to stay the night.

Speaker 1 (40:13):
I would not be able to stay the night. Like
if if a place was infested with cockroach.

Speaker 2 (40:18):
Flat like did he have dirty flat mates? Even then
you've got the ability to move out, don't you that.

Speaker 4 (40:23):
I'd be so I'd be so quickly on my bike.

Speaker 2 (40:26):
What are cockroaches attracted to old food?

Speaker 8 (40:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (40:32):
Because the old cockroach here and there doesn't make you
a dirty person. But if you're if you're infested, if
you've got.

Speaker 1 (40:38):
An infestation, there's something wrong. There's something going on there.

Speaker 2 (40:41):
Yeah, yeah, you know.

Speaker 1 (40:42):
Yeah, And she's now like everything else about him I
really love, But this is like she's worried me because
girls are always like three steps ahead in the relationship guys,
and we're dating you, we don't understand.

Speaker 2 (40:54):
You're already thinking about the thing after the thing after
the thing, And she's thinking, if I marry this guy
and live with him, and am I going to have
a house full of cockroaches?

Speaker 4 (41:02):
Yep. Back in the day, you know what would always
I'd always judge someone off of yeah, and I'll say
this openly.

Speaker 1 (41:09):
I always judge someone off of their bed set up.
Oh yeah, yeah, like depending on what their bed looked like,
what it's smelled like, what the situation was like.

Speaker 4 (41:19):
With their bed.

Speaker 2 (41:20):
I'm going to say this so guys hear it. So
you know, yeah, I've heard of girls who their testers
when they come around for the first sleepover. When you're
not in the room, so you're having a shower or
go in the toilet or whatever, they'll take your pillow
case off your pillow and see how stained. Your pillow
is underneath the pillow case. Oh, but people get people
get attached to pillows, I know. But you know, it's

(41:41):
like a litmus test of cleanliness.

Speaker 1 (41:44):
It's how dirty the bottom sheet looks, you know, like
if it's got like a you know, like a waxy coating,
like a waxy coating.

Speaker 4 (41:52):
I'm out of there. I'm getting out of there quick. Smart.

Speaker 6 (41:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (41:55):
I thought we're going to ask people because it's quite
a big thing. I think sometimes when you first go
to someone's house, or if you first visit their room, Yeah,
I want to know what situation was it and what
did you find in their room that was a bit yuck?

Speaker 1 (42:12):
Yeah, Like, was it the first time you went there?
Like you maybe maybe it was a fun one night.

Speaker 2 (42:18):
Oh yeah, maybe it was somewhere you had no intention
of coming back to, but you still had to spend
one night in that place.

Speaker 4 (42:24):
Yeah, what was really gross?

Speaker 2 (42:26):
What was gross about their flat or their bedroom? Yes,
or their house? Oh, one hundred dolls at him or
you can text your story into nine six nine Sex
as well. We'd love to hear about it. Clint just
in the background. By the way, Charlie from Tony and
Guy has just arrived here and has begun work on Brie.
We're transforming her from a side park girley to a
cinder part gin Z, you've.

Speaker 1 (42:48):
Really thrown poor Charlie from Tony and Guy into the
mix because you could.

Speaker 4 (42:53):
Have told me so I could have washed my hair.

Speaker 2 (42:56):
Why don'd you was eving this week?

Speaker 4 (42:58):
You didn't tell me? When Clint women women, we plan
these things.

Speaker 2 (43:03):
How often do you wash it?

Speaker 1 (43:04):
Well, if you're getting a style done, I could have
washed it like two days before, because that gives you
the best amount of.

Speaker 2 (43:10):
Yeah, you know right, Well, well that's okay, we'll get
to it's okay. Speaking of gross plans and asking, did
you go home with somebody or maybe it was a
boyfriend that you hadn't seen their house or their bedroom
before yet, and you were a bit shocked when you
finally saw what was in there.

Speaker 4 (43:27):
Yes, something was just gross.

Speaker 2 (43:30):
Someone said, because your story was about cockroaches. Someone said,
cockroaches don't necessarily mean dirty or clean. Infested is infested.
It means there's a problem, but nothing to do with cleanliness. Yes,
but if the floor is crawling with cockroaches, it's dirty.
It's dirty with cockroaches. Yeah, you still needed to get
that taken care of.

Speaker 4 (43:47):
You need to get that taken care of, and if
you haven't, then that's gross.

Speaker 2 (43:50):
My boyfriend had a single bed on wheels and it
was on a wooden floor, so the first time we
went to have indoor gardening, we rolled across the floor
and up in fits of laughter.

Speaker 4 (44:01):
You're kidding me, a single bed on wheels.

Speaker 2 (44:05):
Nonetheless, I went home with a guy and his bathroom
was so crowded I couldn't find the hand so or
a handtel. He came to mind from then on and
didn't become anything more than a casual. Bathrooms tell a.

Speaker 4 (44:19):
Lot about parents, tell a really deep story.

Speaker 1 (44:22):
I remember I went home with someone one time and
there was I've never seen more pubic hair in a
bathroom in my life, and I got out of there
so fast.

Speaker 2 (44:34):
More in the bathroom than not the person. Shannon's here, Hi, Shannon, Hi, Shannon,
Oh you hey, Hey, you going? Do you have a
dirty flat room situation? Yeah?

Speaker 9 (44:44):
Went home with a girl one night, NUM got to
her house, no sheets or anything on the bed. It
was just a mattress with a blanket on top.

Speaker 2 (44:54):
On h I don't mean to be sexist, but This
was a lady who was raw dog in the bed. Yeah,
that's young men, that's young man behavior.

Speaker 4 (45:02):
Can I ask Shannon what what kind of state was
the mattress in?

Speaker 9 (45:06):
It was stained like dark brown stains all over there.

Speaker 1 (45:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (45:12):
I ended up messaging one of my mates OS and
he called me out to the pub. So I ended
up just leaving and going to have drinks instead.

Speaker 1 (45:18):
There you go, get out of there, Shennon. Run for
your life, poor girl.

Speaker 2 (45:23):
Maybe it was washing day she was expecting company.

Speaker 4 (45:25):
Does not sound like it was washing day, Thanks, Shennon.
Very funny.

Speaker 2 (45:29):
See Shannon, Crystal's here high Crystal High Crystal.

Speaker 7 (45:32):
Hi.

Speaker 9 (45:32):
Hi.

Speaker 2 (45:33):
You wouldn't raw dog the bed, would you, Crystal? Especially
not with the company?

Speaker 4 (45:39):
Was that way? She laughed? Crystal? Was that you he
was talking about? Did you go home with.

Speaker 8 (45:46):
Okaytend what? What?

Speaker 2 (45:49):
What was the dirty flat or room situation you encounter?

Speaker 10 (45:53):
So I was dating this guy and then two weeks
into our relationship he invited me around to his house
when his house was reasonably clean, which have a shower
the night, only to discover and absolutely mortified, he had
like pink fludgie mold on the base of his shower,

(46:15):
and on top of that, his toilet was absolutely disgusting,
as if he had just like diary or something.

Speaker 2 (46:20):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (46:23):
Yeah, you know it's bad when it's bad.

Speaker 2 (46:29):
So, Crystal, what did we do? When we talked to Shannon,
he got an emergency ticked from a mate and went
to the pub.

Speaker 4 (46:33):
What did you do? Uh?

Speaker 10 (46:35):
So I toughed it out for the night. Yeah, but
then it was like a week later I kind of
caught it off with him. Yeah, it's just I've seen
his feet as well.

Speaker 4 (46:47):
I was just thinking, shower, he definitely have athletes foot on.

Speaker 1 (46:55):
There's no coming back like our Crystal is like, oh,
you know, I was after that, I tuffed it out
for the night. I was in the trenches, and then
I got out of there, got the job done, got
the w black walked down, black hock down.

Speaker 2 (47:08):
Finally, Kelly, what was the dirty flat or room situation
that you encountered.

Speaker 6 (47:13):
I had gone home with a guy and it was
all fine until the morning. I could hear this weird
rustling in the room and I asked what was going
on and he had a fit. It was just free
range in his room.

Speaker 4 (47:24):
Are you sure it was a ferret? Did you see
it or was it rang?

Speaker 6 (47:30):
I just said it was a he had cut a
hole to the outside and credit like a run hangout.

Speaker 4 (47:37):
You can't.

Speaker 2 (47:38):
You can't free range your ferret. That's that's bad.

Speaker 4 (47:41):
Free ranging ferret.

Speaker 2 (47:42):
That's bad. Fear husbandry. You can't. You can't spring a
ferret on a lady. You You've got to give it
your date fear warning about the ferret, don't you.

Speaker 4 (47:53):
Absolutely you got to tell you.

Speaker 1 (47:54):
You got to tell your date about ferrets, guinea pigs,
rats and mice.

Speaker 2 (47:58):
You're going to be upfront of our your is tds
and your rodent.

Speaker 4 (48:02):
And your pocket snake.

Speaker 2 (48:05):
That did that relationship go anywhere?

Speaker 9 (48:07):
Kelly?

Speaker 6 (48:08):
Oh look, we had a great relationship for one weekend.

Speaker 2 (48:11):
Yeah, fair enough, you know, fair enough.

Speaker 4 (48:14):
Oh the ferret would have been devastated a lot of
it's new mummy.

Speaker 2 (48:20):
I like that one. Thanks Kelly. We appreciate all right.
The transformation of Breez sidepart Thomas l continues Charlie from
Tony and guys working hard. We will have some stuff
on our social media for you later on, and we
will get Breeze reaction to her new do once it's finished. Sorry,

(48:41):
before I said that, you can't free range your ferret.
I said that on it and I've been corrected again.
Someone sticks in and said it's actually best to free
range your Ferreit Clint, And they're not rodents, they're mustardids.
A ferret mistake, easy mistake.

Speaker 1 (49:00):
The Fairite Front, we just want to apologize to our
ferite community.

Speaker 2 (49:05):
We stand with our Fairite Can we stand birthday a right?

Speaker 1 (49:11):
Let's get your birthday bangers on the air number one
songs when you turn sixteen?

Speaker 4 (49:14):
Who's up first?

Speaker 2 (49:15):
Harriet is going first?

Speaker 8 (49:16):
Hi?

Speaker 2 (49:16):
Harriet? Hi, Harriet, Hi Harry. What's your day to birth?

Speaker 12 (49:21):
Thirty first of December two thousand and two.

Speaker 1 (49:24):
All right, Harriet, that means you were sixteen in twenty
eighteen and on your sixteenth birthday this was at the top.

Speaker 2 (49:36):
Even on New Year's Eve, this was still the number
one song on your birthday, Harriot. Then hurrayah play what
do you think.

Speaker 6 (49:47):
Maybe it's passes.

Speaker 4 (49:51):
By day?

Speaker 7 (49:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (49:52):
No, fair enough? Also, how good is having a New
Year's Eve birthday biggest party in the world for your
birth right? Harriot?

Speaker 12 (49:58):
Oh there's a it's a party on my birthday?

Speaker 1 (50:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (50:01):
I love it?

Speaker 4 (50:02):
Okay, love it? Harriet? Thanks for calling through. Who's up next?

Speaker 2 (50:04):
Tony's up next? Hi Tony, Hi Tony? Here we doing
good made.

Speaker 4 (50:08):
How's your day being?

Speaker 2 (50:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (50:10):
Pretty quiet?

Speaker 4 (50:11):
Yeah, well you're you're on your way home now from work?

Speaker 8 (50:15):
Wait to pick up my daughter?

Speaker 4 (50:16):
Oh lovely? Okay, well let's get you there. What is
your day to birth?

Speaker 8 (50:21):
The first eighty five?

Speaker 1 (50:22):
All right, Tony, you were sixteen in two thousand and one,
and our calculations say this is your birthday bager, Yes, William,
I go past for the dart put am I right?

Speaker 4 (50:37):
Tony?

Speaker 7 (50:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (50:38):
Absolutely, two thousand and one. It's a good year tune. Okay,
wait there, Tony, We're going to do Jamie's Cuda Jamie.

Speaker 4 (50:45):
Hi, Jamie, Hi there. How's your day been?

Speaker 6 (50:50):
Very busy busy. I'm a long time listener and a
first time caller.

Speaker 4 (50:55):
Hold there, Jamie, thank you for finally call it through.
Dark I love that so much.

Speaker 2 (51:03):
It's so good, so fun, Jamie, first time caller. What's
you date to bird?

Speaker 1 (51:10):
All right, Jamie, you were sixteen in two thousand and seven,
and on your sixteenth birthday this was at the top. Oh,
it's a classic from Nellie Potato.

Speaker 2 (51:23):
Oh that's such a good song.

Speaker 4 (51:25):
And not an overplay by neither.

Speaker 2 (51:28):
Do you like it, Jamie Hi, Yeah, yeah, I like
it too. Okay, Wait, there's.

Speaker 4 (51:36):
Between Daft Punk and Nelly Fatado playing.

Speaker 2 (51:38):
Mariah carry all that for Christmas in June.

Speaker 4 (51:43):
I think I'm oh, it's the vibe of daft punk.

Speaker 2 (51:47):
That just is that because I'm leaning towards Nelly Vatado. Yeah,
leaning towards Delivatado.

Speaker 1 (51:52):
Leaning towards the Daft Punkers, Splitter, Claudia, what is that?

Speaker 7 (51:57):
I'm gonna do the responsible thing and not both for right,
even though I.

Speaker 4 (52:03):
Really really wanted to.

Speaker 5 (52:04):
But the choice for me of daft punk.

Speaker 4 (52:07):
Hell yeah, one more time, the right energy.

Speaker 2 (52:10):
I thought we always chose against a breeze song.

Speaker 4 (52:13):
Nice more time.

Speaker 2 (52:14):
Hey, Tony, you're the winner, mate, one.

Speaker 4 (52:16):
More time, Tony, thanks for calling through.

Speaker 1 (52:19):
Mate.

Speaker 2 (52:21):
From the year two thousand and one. Your birthday banger
is Daft punkin one more Time. Brian Clint, it's.

Speaker 4 (52:26):
ZiT in time, Clint.

Speaker 2 (52:38):
In Brian Clint, that's Daft punkin one more time. It's
the winner of birthday banger for Tony. It's number one
in January two thousand and one, absolute churn, no regrets. Yeah, okay,
if you missed it yesterday. I sit for a challenge
because we're talking about these changing styles and how fashion
is changing dramatically for millennials.

Speaker 4 (52:58):
I don't like change.

Speaker 1 (53:00):
Changed my skinny jeans, I've changed my socks. Yes, I
can't let go of the middle the side part.

Speaker 2 (53:06):
Yes. Breas adamant that she will not suit a cinderpart,
and she just will not do it. You won't do it.

Speaker 4 (53:12):
I just don't suit it.

Speaker 2 (53:13):
We have brought an expert from Tony and Guy. The
name is Charlie. They have been working on brief for
the last twenty minutes and.

Speaker 4 (53:21):
They've had their work cut out for them.

Speaker 2 (53:23):
If you stick around for five more minutes, Bree hasn't
seen it yet, you're going to hear Bree's initial reaction
to your first ever cinderpart.

Speaker 4 (53:31):
I guess my first ever styled proper center part. I
want to know what Charlie and you can do it.
I want to know what Charlie the expert thinks. Y.

Speaker 2 (53:39):
Okay, so we will talk to Charlie after this and
we'll find out everything. Okay, Okay, stick with us. The
do is complete. It's danished, it's styled, it's sprayed, it's
in place, and the mirror is standing by it. We'll
do it up to this. Yesterday on the show, we
challenged Breed to step outside her comfort zone and embrace
a new fashion trend as an elder millennial like myself.

Speaker 4 (54:00):
Stop calling me an elder millennial. I'm just a millennial.

Speaker 2 (54:03):
You're millennial.

Speaker 4 (54:05):
I'm in the middle. I'm a medium millennial.

Speaker 2 (54:07):
But Claudia is a millennial.

Speaker 4 (54:09):
You're an elder millennial. I'm medium and Claudia is young.

Speaker 2 (54:13):
We are the same.

Speaker 4 (54:15):
I'm a couple of years younger than you.

Speaker 2 (54:17):
When you're hanging on for dear life, the trends are change.
We've talked about socks, We've talked about skinny, leak jeans,
We've talked about all of those things. But the last
bestion of millennial fashion that you refuse to give up
as that side part it is it is look.

Speaker 1 (54:31):
I've I've been really good with the other ones I've tried.
I've changed my socks, I've changed my pants.

Speaker 4 (54:38):
It's all good.

Speaker 1 (54:39):
But when it comes to my hair, I don't feel
like I have the hair or the face to pull
off a middle.

Speaker 2 (54:45):
Part to which we see bulltickle. Of course you do
I asked, if I got a professional and you didn't
cut anything, we're just styled, would you would you let
me make you over? And I agreed, but still very worried.
Charlie from Toni and Guy has very kindly offered to
restyle you. Hi Charlie, Hi Charlie. What do you say

(55:07):
to Breeze claims that she doesn't have the head or
the hair for a cinder part.

Speaker 4 (55:12):
You be honest, Charlie. We've been honest all afternoon. You
be honest. My head not that thick, which normally for
a middle part. I'm telling Charlie what to say.

Speaker 2 (55:21):
Yes, she can do it.

Speaker 4 (55:27):
I mean I've styling.

Speaker 2 (55:28):
It looks really good. Yeah, for like a middle part,
but I mean, like as long as it's not, like,
you know, a streak line.

Speaker 4 (55:35):
Yes, gotcha. I see what you're saying.

Speaker 2 (55:37):
You're in there Tonian Guy every day, so you know
what the trends are. Like re asked the question before,
how many people are still getting the side part or
as it did, I still have like three client after.

Speaker 4 (55:52):
And I'm one of them. So that's all.

Speaker 2 (55:58):
Just do you get your at home? This doesn't really matter.
It's just a bit of fun. But I just want
to bring to see outside of comfort zone this afternoon.
You haven't seen it yet.

Speaker 4 (56:08):
I have not seen it yet.

Speaker 2 (56:09):
You have a mirror in your hand. Okay, Charlie, you
won't be offended if she doesn't like it, right, that's okay.
So you've asked Charlie to be honest.

Speaker 4 (56:17):
You've been.

Speaker 2 (56:18):
You need to be honest as well.

Speaker 4 (56:19):
I'll be honest as Charlie.

Speaker 2 (56:20):
You need to give us your honest reaction to look.

Speaker 4 (56:23):
At Claudia sitting in there just getting excited.

Speaker 2 (56:25):
You you like it, a Claudia, Just for the record,
you like it.

Speaker 4 (56:29):
He looks so thick and beautiful.

Speaker 2 (56:30):
Now you like it?

Speaker 1 (56:31):
Love it?

Speaker 2 (56:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (56:33):
Do you think this? Okay?

Speaker 1 (56:34):
Just before we before I look at it, you guys
think this looks better than my normal point?

Speaker 5 (56:39):
No, I don't think that's the point. I think what
if I just want you to see what you were
like with the middle part? That's the okay point? We
love it and then it's good.

Speaker 4 (56:46):
What do you think, Clint?

Speaker 2 (56:47):
I think you look great. I think you look great?

Speaker 4 (56:49):
Okay, I do all right?

Speaker 8 (56:51):
All right?

Speaker 4 (56:51):
Are you ready.

Speaker 2 (56:52):
Borderline quite attractive?

Speaker 4 (56:54):
For the first time ever?

Speaker 2 (56:58):
Have a look at your new hair.

Speaker 4 (57:04):
I look I look like a different person.

Speaker 2 (57:06):
You look like you look like a different per It
looks so different.

Speaker 1 (57:10):
God, you've really done a good job, Charlie. You've really
polished this turd anue.

Speaker 2 (57:15):
It looks good, it looks it looks so different.

Speaker 4 (57:19):
I don't even recognize myself.

Speaker 2 (57:20):
It looks fresh. And if you wanted to do a change,
you know, like how you get to a point in
your life feel like I want to change something. This
is something you could change without you know, cutting it
into a mullet or.

Speaker 4 (57:29):
Charlie's done a very good job. I will say, do
you like it? Yeah, it's kind of growing on me.
Like I'm being honest, I feel like, yeah, I just so.

Speaker 2 (57:41):
The next part of the challenge would be you do
it yourself tomorrow. That's forty five minutes with the straighteners
and the product and the and the finessing.

Speaker 4 (57:51):
Yeah, whereas when I do it, it looks like a pancake.

Speaker 2 (57:56):
We've got a video coming out, Breeze. One request was
that we do a before and after before and after
people vote yes, are you going to commit to the
results of the vote.

Speaker 4 (58:05):
I didn't say that. I didn't say that, but maybe, oh,
you know, change it up from time to time depending
on the vote.

Speaker 2 (58:11):
All right, we'll get some photos on our story straight away,
so you can see us, Brie and Clinton on Instagram,
and we've got a video of the whole thing coming
out later on. Charlie from Tony and Guy, thank you
for working your magic show you are a wizard. We
appreciate it.

Speaker 4 (58:23):
Here we give a pleasure.

Speaker 2 (58:28):
Feeling inspired. Now I'm trying to bring back my center part.

Speaker 7 (58:32):
Man.

Speaker 2 (58:32):
I rocked a sharp center point, sure, mate, mate, from
like from like ten through to about fourteen, it was sharp.

Speaker 4 (58:42):
I reckon you bring back the piss fringe.

Speaker 2 (58:44):
Oh yeah, yeah, okay, that's what I reckon you bring
back Charlie from Tony and Guy back and hit it
a shad with Charlie.

Speaker 4 (58:50):
He Worky's magic.

Speaker 2 (58:52):
He be like, I would not do that to somebody.

Speaker 4 (58:55):
Mess.

Speaker 2 (58:55):
We just start bring with the ciner. But we're getting
them before and afters up on our story right now,
so you can go and b and Clint on Instagram.

Speaker 1 (59:02):
Can I just look at the photos to make sure
I don't look too crazy?

Speaker 4 (59:06):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (59:07):
Well you are the like we can't redo them, Like
were you meant to say? Well, you are like what
are you going to Yeah, you can look at them,
but we're not taking them down.

Speaker 4 (59:17):
Okay. Anyway, what's done is done.

Speaker 2 (59:20):
Yeah, you are you are? You are a trail blazer.
You know you're like, I'm doing it.

Speaker 4 (59:25):
I did it first. People will look back on this
moment and say she was the pioneer.

Speaker 2 (59:30):
You're like a millennial suffragette out there blazing a trail
for other millennial women. We can do it, millennials, we
don't think they can. Part. You're like the cake shipping
of cinder parts.

Speaker 4 (59:41):
That's exactly what people.

Speaker 2 (59:42):
Because now you've done it, other women might feel confident
enough to do it.

Speaker 4 (59:46):
Yeah, exactly, and maybe one day we'll be able to vote.

Speaker 2 (59:50):
Maybe you never know. We put bre on the tin
dollar note for part of your hair in the middle,
and that is the end of our show. Look who's
chicken themselves out on the selfie camera?

Speaker 5 (01:00:01):
Do I look?

Speaker 4 (01:00:01):
I feel like? Look? Do you reckon? It makes me
look older?

Speaker 8 (01:00:06):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:00:06):
I don't think it makes you look older?

Speaker 4 (01:00:07):
Does it like? It's either older? Like or like Jennifer
Aniston from Friends? Do you like the Rachel?

Speaker 8 (01:00:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:00:14):
Well, because she had a bit of perverse of that,
and I don't know if this is an incredibly offensive
thing to say. Do you think the side part looks
more like you're holding on to your youth?

Speaker 4 (01:00:24):
What the hell?

Speaker 9 (01:00:26):
Like?

Speaker 2 (01:00:27):
Like like a world like it served you well in
your twinties and you kind of can't let it go.

Speaker 4 (01:00:32):
It's just wear my hair naturally falls?

Speaker 2 (01:00:35):
Was it incredibly offensive? It didn't mean it to be pretty.
I don't mean what I said. I don't mean it.

Speaker 4 (01:00:42):
You can't just you can't just say that and it
makes it all okay.

Speaker 2 (01:00:45):
It's a big day for your appearance wise though, because
we've done the hair for you and then you've also
gone and had your brows done today.

Speaker 1 (01:00:51):
Yeah, look, my brows are very prominent. And I wish
that it wasn't today. I wish it was tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (01:00:56):
It's a lot of change. It's just a lot of
change to have one day.

Speaker 1 (01:01:00):
Like they're just very aggressive. It's a very aggressive brow.
The first day you have them done, anyone will know
that it is very like there. Yeah, but once I
have a shower, it'll be fine.

Speaker 2 (01:01:10):
Yeah totally.

Speaker 9 (01:01:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:01:11):
But like now this will be documented in photo form
and all anyone is going to say is, oh, their
hair looks good.

Speaker 2 (01:01:17):
But what's going on? You'd like to see them before
and afters of breeze first evercin depart as we try
our new styles.

Speaker 4 (01:01:26):
Ye, what are you going to try next? I reckon
you get into scootering.

Speaker 2 (01:01:30):
It's on our Instagram story. You can search Brian Clinton.
I'll try scootering. That's fine, okay, yeah, can we get
Can we see a huge stretch? That's fine?

Speaker 4 (01:01:37):
No, but I want you to drop into a half pipe?

Speaker 2 (01:01:39):
Okay on a scooter? Right, strange claim to fame I have.
I have dropped in on half pipes before, on a
scooter on rollerblades.

Speaker 4 (01:01:48):
Oh, I'd like to see it. Let's make that happen.

Speaker 2 (01:01:51):
You find a size twelve pair of Men's Aggressive inline skates.
I'll see if I can. I'll see if I can
reprise my don't say that because I will. Well, I
haven't been able to for ten years. That's what ended
my rollerblading career. Sure it was.

Speaker 4 (01:02:05):
That was the only problem.

Speaker 2 (01:02:09):
Brian Clinton on Instagram. You won't see these pictures of
the video coming soon too. Have a great night and
we'll catch you guys back tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (01:02:14):
By guys.

Speaker 10 (01:02:16):
So much.

Speaker 4 (01:02:17):
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Speaker 6 (01:02:26):
Him