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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The ZIM Podcast Network, KFC's Hodd and Spicy is back
here for a good.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Time, not a long time.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Oh my god, it's Friday.
Speaker 4 (00:13):
Makes some noise.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Pretty boo boo boo.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Hey, everybody wlong with the Brian Clinch Show.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Happy Friday everyone, How good? How good? How good?
Speaker 3 (00:31):
How's the seasonal depression going?
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Oh it is in full swing, but on Fridays it
takes a vacation.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
Durgon's seasonal depression is less impactful in places that get
like a real winter. I'm thinking like a Queenstown or
a Dantin where yeah it's cold, but there's also.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Like snow and stuff.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
But in other parts of New Zealand it's just cold
and really wet, just a bit gray the whole time.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Yeah, when you get the good parts that come with winter,
like snow and the fire, the mulled wine exactly, you know,
whereas if you just get the crappy parts, if you
just sit and damp and all my stuff has.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
Muld on it, you're just an aucklander who can't dry
your washing in front of the hip pump. This is
a bit of a this July through August to like
mid September. Windows just like, not a vibe, not a vibe,
but you know what is a vibe?
Speaker 2 (01:23):
The show today?
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Do we give away zidims five on time today? Is
it done? It's done? Oh it's still here four o'clock.
Then twenty five dollars up for grabs.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
When zityms five on time plus Friday Oki is going down.
Breeze chosen a ripper, No, a ripper for us today?
From flow Rider and te Pain.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
You might recall the song low Yeah from Dubois. I
had such regrets choosing this salt.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Well we've done it.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
I was like, oh, how aren't going to be? And
then I was like, oh no, Clint, time a.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Round a tready verse lady.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
It's a reading versus lady.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
Thanks to too shit ke we owned trusted by treaties.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Yeah, let's do a baby for Friday. The Trade's taking
on the ladies. The score for the year fifty four
to the Trades plays sixty three to the Lady.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
A lady is calling all the way from in the cargole.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
She's thirty three years old and according to her, tomato
sauce goes in the fridge.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Ooh yuck.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Sarah, smart woman, you're a smart woman, Sarah, you're one
of the good ones.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Yuck, it goes off, yuck, eat it faster.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
What do you say to people who keep it in
the pantry, Sarah, but.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
Doing it wrong? No, No, I don't want my I'd
have to. I don't want some cold ass sauce on
my hot food.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
No, it's good. It's a nice sensation.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
You're taking on our trades today from Tarmagi Makoto. They
are forty one years old and they work too hard
for not enough money.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Welcome to the show, Jared, get a.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Jared, how much money earning? I'm just kidding.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
I'm jokingly before yeah, before tax.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Yeah, what are we pulling down? Jared? You buzz as trading?
Sarah or the lady?
Speaker 4 (03:13):
The first of three correct answers gets fifty dollars cash
and today, thanks to our friends at the Tulshit a
brand new water blaster.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Here we go, guys. Question number one, what is the
most common letter in the English language? Is it a
E or I? Yes, Jared, he is the correct answer
one to the trades. Question number two, who was the
first man to set foot on the moon? Yes, Sarah,
(03:42):
is it Neil Armstrong? It is, of course Neil Armstrong, Lucky.
You don't make the mistake A lot of people, including me,
always make and say Lance, Yeah, okay, nice work. We're
one a piece here for this game. Light ye buzz
like buzz Aldron. Question number three, buzz in when you
can tell me who sings this song? Sarah's in it
(04:07):
is posty. Well done, Sarah, you got to Jared, You're
on one. You need this to stay in a question
number four, Sarraucher, Harissa and Perry Perry are all types
of what Yes, Sarah.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Sources Yep, that's the win. Is it the whole game?
Speaker 2 (04:26):
That is the whole gave the whole game. Quick game
is a good game. Geez, I'm lucky, Jared, Sarah was
just too good.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
Jared's taking another take it, Jared, Jared can't catch a
freaking break.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Jared's like, I needed that fifty dollars cares. She caame
my rent.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Hey, Siriah, you're you're a legend.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
You've just won Trady Verse, Lady, congratulations, you're into water blasting.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Sarah, You're about to be. You're about to be.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
That's flow and wild Ones.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
He'll make an appearance later in the show today when
we sing him for Friday Oki.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
I can't wait. You chose it. I know, I didn't
realize how bad I was gonna sound.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
Reckons. She chose it under Jurius like I did just
have to choose something.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
I was panicking and I had no other choices, and
I was like, oh, okay, we'll do this one. Everyone
knows this song.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
We'll sing the apple bottom jeans and the boots with
the fur for Friday Oki.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Did you see that thing recently where you know how
everyone was like boots with the fur and people were like, oh, yeah, yes, yeah,
so obviously back in the day, everyone's like boots with
the fur, and everyone's like, oh, fur boots or like,
you know, a bit of fur around fur lined boots,
a bit of fur around the top of your boot.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
I was thinking about those boots that were like half
height that had like a string that tied up and
they had like furry pomp poms on the air.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Yeah, boots with the fur. And then someone was like,
what if it was boots, boots and a fur coat,
like boots with the fur, like with something fur on
your body? Crazy?
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Quite quite literally, has it just happened? Has it just happened?
Speaker 4 (06:05):
For you guys, are you taking the You've just realized
what boots would the fer mint as well.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Is actually what it means jacket Yeah, well, no one
really knows that, yeah, or bottom jeans and liver boots.
I thought the whole club was looking at her because
she had no top.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
On that too.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
That also.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
Anyway, it's open to interpretation, like all great works of
art are. And we will sing flow Rider at five
o'clock today.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
I want to talk about.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
Sending stuff, like sending careering stuff off, which is how
we live now, buying and selling stuff online and buying
and selling things on trade me and marketplace in that
kind of I.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Find the post office so scary though, in the post
office today, it's terrifying to me.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
What do you find scary about the post office?
Speaker 2 (06:56):
I just know that I'm not very good at post officing.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
Right, That's what the people are there for.
Speaker 4 (07:01):
That I know.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
But it just scares me. I'm like, how what do
I do with this thing? You send shit and then
I've got to know someone's address, like I do it. Yeah,
but it gives me anxiety.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
Oh my god. Our generation is so pathetic. If go
to the post office gives us anxiety. I'm just saying,
I know, I know, I know.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
And then what about when you have to fill out
that little form you have to write what's in your package?
And then how much you think it's worth? Like it's
all too much.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
We sent some things to a relative.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
Like a like a feel better package to a relative,
and it had some nice little like smellies and some
hand cream and things like that in it.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
If you had to put a price on it, if
you're filling out the shore, how much if.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
I had to put a price on it, probably probably
about seventy bucks with a.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Sepety bucks worth of little smellies.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
She sent us a photo yesterday of the package in
the state in which it arrived destroyed. And when I
say destroyed, like the package that it was in was crushed.
The whole package was crushed, and it was in like
a plastic bag, but the liquids inside were oozing out
(08:09):
of the package. It was that destroyed, like it had
been run over a couple of times and then stomped on.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
What I wonder, what the hell happened to it?
Speaker 3 (08:17):
What the hell happened to me?
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Where we like you were sending it from here, where
we were you sending it a long way.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
No, we're sending it from our place in West New
Zealand to her house in South Auckland.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Yeah. Oh, you could just drive it over there. No,
forty five minutes. Oh heaven forbid?
Speaker 4 (08:33):
Well why would I drive it over there when I
could send it for like five dollars?
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Is that how much it costs?
Speaker 3 (08:39):
Yeah, but next time, upon next time, I probably.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Will drive it. I didn't realize it was that cheap.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Yeah, five ten dollars.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
I don't know every time, every time I have to
send something like, because I'm the only place I'm sending
stuff is back home dolsy.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
Oh true, yeah, yeah, your radar's way off.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
And no joke. I sent my mum a birthday present
last year and I sent there are a box of
different things. Yes, and it cost me more to send
it than to buy the stuff that was in there.
What it was worth?
Speaker 4 (09:08):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, No, the cost to send it was
very reasonable. But if I could have paid an extra
couple of dollars to ensure that the package didn't arrive
completely rooted, I probably would have.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
So you're telling me you've only sent it from one
side of Auckland to the other side and it's ended
up like that.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
Yeah, I know leaking.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
So if you like, you know, if you had to
send it over to america's.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
Traveled all the way even then I would be disappointed.
But I don't feel like people.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
I feel like people in the package transport industry have
one job, and that's to ensure that the packages arrive intact.
Like we're not even that concerned if they don't arrive
on time anymore.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
If there are a week two weeks delayed.
Speaker 4 (09:48):
We kind of get it because there's so many packages
going back and forth. But mine looks like it's been
chewed up and sped out by a machine.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
So what happens in that situation? Do you may have
to go through? Yeah, you make a complaint, go through
the whole process. That sounds boring, CBF, that sounds real boring.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
And like I feel, on my part, the gesture has done,
like the family member who needed ruin it.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Yeah, well no, it's like I tried. Yeah, I've done
my part. Yeah what am I going to do? Spind
another seventy dollars? Well, if it makes you feel any better,
That's why I didn't receive my couch that I bought
a year ago because the company that was delivering it
dropped it off the back of a truck onto the
ground and the couch fell apart into pieces. Exactly came
(10:36):
across this guy who lives in the UK, and he
decided to hold a bit of a bit of a
pole with his followers about what are the best British
slang words. Oh yeah, they've got some goodies. He's done
quite a big survey and I've got the results for you. Okay,
we're going to do the top ten the slang words
(10:58):
that came in the top ten.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
My favorite British slang is bag of fruit, A bag
of fruit, yeah, slang for suit?
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Oh, bag for I've never heard.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
That strap on the old bag of fruit.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Yeah right, These are all just single words. Okay. We'll
kick off with number ten.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
Was cheers. Cheer all rough cheers.
Speaker 4 (11:19):
At number ten, the British are claiming cheers, Yeah, cheers.
One of the greatest television shows of all time was
American Okay, I mean that's what was on this list.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Cheers. Number nine, the British people voted as the ninth
best slang word dodgy.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
Okay, you're claiming dodgy as well.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Dodgy Number eight was mate.
Speaker 4 (11:41):
Nah, Sorry British people, you can't. She's not like the
British to come and steal other people's culture, is it.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Mate.
Speaker 4 (11:49):
Ozzies have a bigger claim to mate. Kiwis have a
bigger claim to mate. We have a thing called mate ship.
Sorry I'm getting over the angry here, but.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
I'll go on number seven, gob small, number six bonkers
not slang, but sure bonkers number six?
Speaker 5 (12:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (12:05):
Does he Rascal had that song in his British number five?
Chuffed number four, blimey, you're gonna blame me.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Number three copper, You're gonna have copper number two bloody, Okay,
we use that a lot though.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
Yeah, I think that's our English roots.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
Yeah, we do use that a lot.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
Number one the number one British slang top.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Voted British slang according to this survey. Naked. That is
a great slang words. Great slang word. Naked. I thought
it was going to be. Naked is the top of
British slang word according to this survey, and I.
Speaker 4 (12:42):
Thought, I really, mate, I'm bloody naked, mate, i am
bloody rooted.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
Yeah that's Kiwi and Aussie. But yeah, that's fucking.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Bloody nacked, mate. I thought we could do our own.
Let's do our own. Let's find the best Kiwi slang
word because I feel like we can beat this list.
I feel like we've got better slang words. I've got
a few who wants to kick it off? Don't kick
it off?
Speaker 4 (13:07):
Yeah, I think we've got really good ones, and I
think that only makes sense in this country.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
A lot of them. Yep.
Speaker 4 (13:12):
First, but obviously I'm not going to explain this, so
please don't ask me to explain it.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Are you going to say it once?
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (13:19):
This key sling in my opinion, hungy pants?
Speaker 3 (13:23):
What I'm not going to explain it?
Speaker 2 (13:28):
No, you don't need to. I don't know I've've ever
heard that. No, I don't think elliot you heard it,
but I'm not used. Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (13:35):
Pens, stop saying it.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
Really, we're only going to say it once.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
On. One of my favorite Kiwi slang words and something
I use a lot only since moving here. I learned
it since moving here is buzzy or buzzy g.
Speaker 4 (13:54):
We're one of my favorite in l A and we
keep saying buzzy and like, what are you talking?
Speaker 2 (13:58):
About even when I go is it like my friends
in Aussy or some friends come visit here and I
just use it. It's part of my vernacular now, and
they're like, what are.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
You talking about it?
Speaker 2 (14:08):
But that's not a slang word in Aussy. Buzzy buzzy,
g right? Who else? Who else? One it's not still
the best, but one that I think is quite unique
to us is heard out.
Speaker 6 (14:18):
Hard out I also hard.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
Hearty.
Speaker 7 (14:24):
Yeahs like, oh that's mean?
Speaker 2 (14:27):
So that mean? Is another one that I say since
moving here.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
Ye mean chir bolt cheer bowl that.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
I like how it feels in my mouth. Scucks, scutsun
Stuck's a good one. I know, scucks culture.
Speaker 4 (14:43):
I feel like scucks culture as Kiwi specific too, and
a little bit a little bit of Ozzy because of
summer heights.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Oh yeah, but no, that's definitely yeah, for sure. You
know our word that I is I believe slang for
New Zealand. Yeah. No, I just think it's so funny.
Is the word scrogging the trail boy, you guys call
it scrogging thing out there. I love that word so much.
Speaker 4 (15:14):
You make scroggin our word scroggin means awesome. Like, Bro,
those pants are scrogging. Let's let's start start. Yeah, it
could be a thing for our show. If you think
something is good scrogging, you think something is good, you
text us and say that last bit was scrogging.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Scrog song was scrogging? Was that joke was scrogging? I
was scrogging as bro.
Speaker 4 (15:35):
I think I think the sun is it by the way,
and I know it's it's it's kind of lost its luster.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
But I feel like this is quintessentially Kiwi to describe
something as.
Speaker 7 (15:46):
Sweet as definitely yes, sweet as sweet bro, sweets so versatile,
something can be sweet as you can be feeling, sweet
as someone can apologize to you.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
Sweet as yeah true.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Such a good one. I feel like it encapsulates our
chill energy.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
I think, you know, I think, yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
There was one more that I thought about.
Speaker 5 (16:12):
You have one?
Speaker 2 (16:12):
Yeah, oh yeah, yeah. Eats. I feel like if someone's
all eats eats, I haven't heard that one. Something else
that I feel like is super Keywi is lesh goal. Yeah,
that's key, that's key as absolutely What is it?
Speaker 4 (16:33):
What is the best piece of Kiwi slang in your opinion?
Let's put our own list together. One hundred dials at him,
or you can text it to nine six nine six
for the definition. If you think it's a little bit
out there, can we get a definition on your text
mistress as well, because.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
If you don't think we'll know what it means, because
don't be trying to make us say naughty things from
the radio. Okay, we see you. We see someone say.
Someone said scrogging sounds like scroto.
Speaker 4 (17:02):
It does sound about scrotash, doesn't it. A few texts
coming in for Stuart Island people saying the.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Fishing is mint yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (17:10):
A lot of texts from for christ Church agreeing with
what I said before, and then someone texts them to say,
the best place in New Zealand is the International Airport
to take you to Australia. Ah, the departures lounge. Tress
is here, high TRESSI Tress. What's the best place in
New Zealand? TRESSA matars beautiful?
Speaker 3 (17:37):
You sure you want to tell people about that? It's
kind of like a special corrimandal secret. You know.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
It's out there. I think I think the secrets out.
Speaker 3 (17:47):
Do you want any more Aucklanders down there?
Speaker 2 (17:49):
Though?
Speaker 4 (17:49):
Tress and Hamiltonians? Do you want any more of us in.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
Funga matar.
Speaker 5 (17:56):
No, because we Greeve GotY now, so we're.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
Going to have your place then shot gun, Yeah, shot gun.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
I'll come stay with you, Trith.
Speaker 4 (18:03):
Okay, thanks, Trice, we appreciate it. Jamie's here, Hi, Jamie,
Hi Jamie.
Speaker 5 (18:06):
Hi guys.
Speaker 4 (18:07):
How's it going good?
Speaker 2 (18:08):
Thanks? What do you reckon best place in New Zealand? Well,
I'm from Parmerston North originally and I reckon crash Itich
is the best place.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
Okay, why not Palmerston North, Jamie, because it's just the
crafty place, sir Na, So you're from there.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Wait what are you to you, Jamie?
Speaker 3 (18:26):
How old are you?
Speaker 4 (18:27):
I'm twenty six.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
Okay, don't worry, you'll come back around, but you'll appreciate
that in the green green grass of the square in.
Speaker 3 (18:35):
The middle of Parmeerston North around the age of thirty five.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
You want to go up to pork Chop Hill and reminisce.
Speaker 3 (18:42):
No, I'll stay in the garden city, okay, Jamie.
Speaker 4 (18:45):
Crash which is coming in strong total, someone said, Matt Monganoy,
popping more for sure.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
How can we how can we not mention Queenstown and Wonnicah. Yeah, yeah,
you have to. When you're talking about the best places
in New Zealand, you have to mention them.
Speaker 4 (19:00):
I feel like New Zealand though they feel like a
resort in a foreign country. They're just so strikingly beautiful
and strange and full of shops that we can't afford.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
To go into. There are very expensive shops there.
Speaker 4 (19:13):
Someone said, the best place in New Zealand is Dirty Donners.
Everything is ten minutes away, great views everywhere, buildings with characters, bars,
all in the central city. Amazing for a laid back
life of fun somewhere.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
Yeah, I mean Donners. Very cold in the winter, but
cool in the summertime, like a not really nice place
to go in summer. Too cold for me in the winter.
But somewhere that I haven't been, but I heard people
like they just talk about it a lot. I've always
wanted to go. Is Nelson.
Speaker 3 (19:44):
Oh, Nelson's stunning.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
Nelson seems like such a cool place. Oh how have
we not mentioned.
Speaker 3 (19:49):
Raglangan Ragland Nelson.
Speaker 4 (19:52):
Similar cultures in Raglar and Nelson quite hippy, surfee.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
The vibe there, ha hey yeah, love that place, Yes, Ellie,
I just want to say we had Louise call up,
but her line was too loud, but she wanted me
to shout out Foxton Beach. Apparently that's a really nice place.
Speaker 4 (20:08):
Hey, yeah, it's We gave you one of your worst
experiences of your life in Foxton, and we took you
to that windmill.
Speaker 3 (20:14):
Oh that's right, and he's got a fear of windmills.
Speaker 4 (20:16):
And we took you to New Zealand's biggest functioning windmill
in Foxton.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
But then we brighten your spirits by taking you to
the Dutch Oven Cafe, which he loved. It took me right,
you used the toilet at the Dutch Oven Cafe.
Speaker 3 (20:27):
From memory, I did Ladies and Gentlemen.
Speaker 4 (20:34):
Glin frid Hey, oh, our weekly singing battle, which I
was absent for last week.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
Here you were.
Speaker 3 (20:44):
How did I go?
Speaker 2 (20:45):
We did that song that just played, Sabrina Carpenter, Please
please please. It was very close three to two two
me ah, well done, very close battle.
Speaker 4 (20:54):
Though, Breeze choice this week, She's gone with a club
classic on me.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
Maybe one of the biggest club.
Speaker 4 (21:01):
Songs of the late two thousand, late two thousands. I'd
say it's flow, Wrider and t pain.
Speaker 3 (21:07):
The song is low, it.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
Has claimed a lot of Millennial's lower backs in recent years,
and I feel like it's going to claim our dignity today.
Speaker 4 (21:19):
Who has the best flow writer and tee pain in them?
That's what we're about to find out. If you've never
heard Friday Oki before, Brion, I's been fifteen minutes each
with a professional producer who makes us sound as good
as possible. Once you've heard both renditions, we look for
five votes.
Speaker 3 (21:34):
I know it, one hundred dollars at them to pick
the winner.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
I heard a little bit of mine like just after
I recorded it this week. Yeah, and I instantly regretted
picking this song, and I am dreading playing mine out.
Speaker 3 (21:50):
But you know yeah, they say that's the game. You
make your bed, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
You lie in it, And I'm about to do a
whole lot of lie in my I did.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Here comes Grace, Let me talk, Let me talk to
good Luck, let it rain, let me talk to him.
Speaker 3 (22:12):
Come on, Shot he had.
Speaker 6 (22:13):
Their medical bottom, Jeanie boots with the furs. The whole
club was looking at her.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
She ain't a flying They're.
Speaker 6 (22:23):
Saying, no shoting Gallo Lo Lo Lo Lo Lo Lo
Lo and Beggy Sweat Bands in the Rebuk with the
stress turn around and gave that big booty a slam.
She ain't a flying They're saying, no shoty.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
Hello lo lo lo lo lo lo lo, AND's what
it is? Had the energy?
Speaker 3 (22:46):
I like that. That's not even I didn't understand was that?
Speaker 2 (22:50):
But well, I mean I just went with, Hey, did
what you felt?
Speaker 8 (22:54):
Right?
Speaker 2 (22:57):
Someone just messaged me. A friend of mine that I
work with just message me and goes, oh my god,
this karaoke song. You nailed it though, Okay, I'll take it.
Speaker 3 (23:08):
It's a great start.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
Take it. Thanks, Georgina.
Speaker 4 (23:11):
You can You can never be too judgmental in this
segment until you've heard your own, so I reserve my judgement.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Okay. That's always a good idea, right, It's a good
idea to wait, listen to your own, and then judge.
Speaker 4 (23:21):
Does breeze flow Wrider. This is my flow rider. You
can vote after you've heard both. Okay, lemita to them,
lemitak to them, letter.
Speaker 3 (23:37):
Lemitter tool, come on, shutting up.
Speaker 8 (23:39):
Damn fathom jee with the bird.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
The whole club was.
Speaker 8 (23:45):
Looking at her the thing and no shutting out. Lo
lo lo lo lo lo lo lo. Prep and the
rebooks with the stand around, gave that fun that lo
(24:06):
lo lo lo lo lo.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
You think you got low enough?
Speaker 4 (24:12):
There was there was Trey parkiha, I think I might
have it this week. Yours are definitely more interesting. You know,
that's not always a good thing. Like mum was fine,
I think yours had.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
I want to be more confident in this segment. You're
always so confident and sure of yourself. I just need
to start owning it. I need to own what what
I've put out into the world.
Speaker 3 (24:34):
What about this? The backup singers and that were scrogging
this week.
Speaker 4 (24:37):
Well, here's a fun fact. The backup singers were us
this week. So, oh wait, one hundred dollars in him.
We're looking for five people to live vote on Friday,
Oki and tell us who had the best flow rider
and te pay low.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
This afternoon, someone said, all of a sudden breeze, grunting
intro doesn't seem so bad.
Speaker 3 (24:56):
Jayden's going first, Hi, Jaden, Oh.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
We're good, Jayden. Did you enjoy this week's Friday? Oki?
Speaker 5 (25:05):
I don't know that enjoys the right word. No, it
wasn't your guy's feasty fair.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
That's fair this week, that's fair.
Speaker 5 (25:11):
That's that's all right, there has to be a winner,
and bree at the stat you sounded like a lawnmower
having a seizure or a stroke, so by default, more
than anything.
Speaker 3 (25:22):
Thank you, That's what I was going for.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
Actually it was a goodbye okay, thanks Jaydon. There's actually
two stroke pee week fifty is what I was going for.
Speaker 3 (25:34):
Was it needs oil ericon.
Speaker 4 (25:36):
I was going to say, by the way, these are
so short this week that we should just play the whole.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
Thing out as the replay this week for whoever are
you to win? Which I don't think.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
I'm going to. So it's okay.
Speaker 3 (25:47):
Hither and Francis are here. Hi, Hither and Francis You
they guys?
Speaker 4 (25:50):
Hi?
Speaker 3 (25:51):
What did you guys think of our flow Rider tea
pain covers this week?
Speaker 1 (25:57):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (25:58):
Went yours was questionable?
Speaker 9 (26:00):
Okay, you just sound like you know you're having an
amazing time.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
So our vote, our vote for Brie. Thank you, guys.
I was having a great time until I heard it back.
Speaker 3 (26:11):
She got it on it, You got it on a energy.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
I'll take you vibe. That's usually the only time I
do get it, so I'll take you.
Speaker 4 (26:18):
Speak shacks here, high shack, high shack attack.
Speaker 3 (26:22):
Hi, what did you think about how low?
Speaker 2 (26:26):
I think Breece sounded calling sounded what.
Speaker 3 (26:33):
Calling? She found your calling?
Speaker 2 (26:35):
I found my calling.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
I thought you said re sounded appalling for a second,
but you said she found her calling.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
Could have went either way.
Speaker 6 (26:45):
I'll take that, Shack attack, appreciate you.
Speaker 4 (26:50):
Thanks Shack Atteck, we appreciate it. Two one to brie.
Let's go to Charlotte. I know one hundred dollars at him. Hi, Charlotte,
get a shark, Hi.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
What do you reckon? Shar any feed back pointers for
us as well?
Speaker 4 (27:02):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
I think Clinton had good harmony.
Speaker 3 (27:05):
Actually, okay, I mean I did.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
I heard that. I heard the harmony.
Speaker 4 (27:09):
Yeah, it was great.
Speaker 3 (27:10):
So you're giving me the voter.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
You're going to give it to bree No, I'm giving
it to you.
Speaker 7 (27:14):
Sorry, bree No, that's all.
Speaker 4 (27:15):
Right, Charlotte, Charlotte, I hear what you say. You've seen
us to a split vote. This is the decider and
it goes to Mitchell. Cure Mitchell A.
Speaker 3 (27:21):
Mitchell, how old are you? Mitchell?
Speaker 2 (27:27):
Ten years old?
Speaker 4 (27:27):
A lot of responsibility this So I'm going to decide
the winner of Friday Oki this week.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
You're going to break someone's heart. Who's it going to be?
Who are you voting for? It was very close, but
I'm going to say three.
Speaker 3 (27:40):
She's got it.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
Thank you, Mitchell.
Speaker 3 (27:42):
She's got it.
Speaker 7 (27:45):
So we don't know.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
Fire up the Lord mower, everybody, let it rain.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
Let me talk their medical bottom. Jean with the furs.
Speaker 6 (28:02):
The whole club was looking at her. She hit the flood.
They're saying you, no shotting out lo lo lo.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
Lo lo lo lo lo.
Speaker 6 (28:12):
And baggy sweat beds and the rebugs with the strap
the shirt around and gave that big booty isla good blame.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
They're saying you no shotting lo.
Speaker 6 (28:24):
Lo lo lo lo lo low.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
It doesn't age like a fine wine. It gets worse
the second time round. But I appreciate all your votes,
and we appreciate you putting up with Friday. OK.
Speaker 4 (28:35):
Each week like a big bottle of coke, slightly worse
every time you open up.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
It's got less fizz and it's way more flat.
Speaker 6 (28:47):
Free in clinte inclin.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
Birthday, Oh jeezu, let's do a birthday bang a fool
your Friday number one songs when you turn sixteen.
Speaker 3 (28:58):
Jade's going first, Hijade Happy Friday.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
Hey, Jade, Hi, how are you good? Thanks? What are
you up to for your weekend? Jade?
Speaker 6 (29:06):
I'm going up to my partners just around there, her
house and they just want a house, so they don't
like a house only.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
Ooh fun, it's exciting. I love a house warming. Okay,
well you're here to do birthday banger? What's your DOB?
Speaker 5 (29:21):
Twenty third of September two thousand and three.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
Right, that means you were sixteen in twenty nineteen and
on your sixteenth birthday, Jade, this was number one fun
way to day. Gone me? Right, He'll text me, tell
us play enough base Global hits Lizzone and share shower truths.
Speaker 3 (29:41):
Her first headay, yes, what do you reckon? Jade? You're
like Lizzo?
Speaker 2 (29:46):
No, as an absolute?
Speaker 3 (29:49):
She dropped out.
Speaker 4 (29:50):
Are you still there, Jade?
Speaker 3 (29:53):
Jade?
Speaker 2 (29:54):
I reckon? She was going to say, it's an absolute banger.
Speaker 4 (29:57):
I can only issue what absolute step absolute sta, We'll
never know.
Speaker 3 (30:01):
Let's go to Tony into a birthday being a Hi.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
Tony, Hey, Tony, Hey, going show you guys today? Good? Thanks?
We heard it was your birthday yesterday? Yes, it was.
Speaker 5 (30:09):
I think a chance to call through it.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
Unfortunately, but I got through today. Well, welcome, that's the
main thing. What did what did you get for your birthday? Tony?
Speaker 3 (30:16):
I'm going to speak cards and whatnot.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
Yeah, no, it was pretty good day. Good good. Well
let's make today good as well.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
What is your year of birth So birthdays eighteen July
nineteen ninety two.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
All right, that means you were sixteen in two thousand
and eight. So yesterday in two thousand and eight, this
was number one.
Speaker 3 (30:36):
Gel your garma sing?
Speaker 2 (30:37):
It was some man.
Speaker 4 (30:40):
You're always on my mind's biggest hits.
Speaker 3 (30:45):
Always on my mind.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
What do you reckon?
Speaker 3 (30:47):
Tony?
Speaker 7 (30:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (30:48):
I think it's a big tune, you know, back in
the day.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
You know, yeah, totally, it is about it for sure.
Speaker 3 (30:54):
Very key. We We're going to do one more for
Jordan High. Jordan.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
Hi, Jordan, Hi, what are you up to for your weekend?
Speaker 4 (30:59):
Jordan?
Speaker 2 (31:00):
I just threwm some RINOs. But my boys are a
little sister.
Speaker 5 (31:03):
They just wanted me to say, first time caller.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
Wait a second, wait, but are you a first time caller?
I am? I start my baby were on Friday. One
of the boys' names Xavier and Medic and Maddicks such
cool names as well.
Speaker 4 (31:20):
Thanks for pushing mom into this, we appreciate it. As
to your birthday, Banger Jordan.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
April twenty ninth, nineteen ninety three. All right, that means
you are sixteen in two thousand and nine and on
your sixteenth birthday this was at the top.
Speaker 9 (31:32):
Oh, it's the co lab We didn't know we all
need it.
Speaker 3 (31:44):
What a river.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
I freaking love this song.
Speaker 3 (31:48):
Ame you'd be into this one new Jordan.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
I love that song. It's a Bob Jordan.
Speaker 3 (31:52):
It's the standout. It's the winner for me by a
long shot.
Speaker 2 (31:54):
Meto, You've won today, Jordan. Amazing. Maddicks and Xavier celebrate boys,
Mum's one.
Speaker 3 (32:04):
Have a great weekend, guys. Thanks for listening to Zendi.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
I'll make you.
Speaker 4 (32:20):
I have a serious question, which sounds like come being silly,
but I'm not a promise. Do you think I could
have a form of face blindness?
Speaker 2 (32:28):
I don't even really know what face blindness is.
Speaker 4 (32:30):
I've just googled it to get a definition. It says
face blindness is a cognitive disorder of face perception, in
which the ability to recognize familiar faces, including one's own face,
is impaired, while other aspects of visual processing and intellectual
function remain intact.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
Do you ever not recognize yourself?
Speaker 3 (32:52):
No, I don't.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
I was gonna say, I'm pretty sure, but could.
Speaker 3 (32:56):
I have like a mild case of face blindness.
Speaker 4 (32:59):
I know that's why some silly I just have the
worst time recalling people and faces.
Speaker 2 (33:06):
And it's stressful.
Speaker 4 (33:07):
And I've decided this year that I'm not going to
do that thing anymore where I pretend and I pretend
that I just make it extra you will recognize you, Yeah,
because everyone thinks they can bluff their way through it, like,
oh my god, hey you so.
Speaker 3 (33:21):
Good to see you.
Speaker 2 (33:22):
We've all done it.
Speaker 3 (33:24):
And then you don't know their name, but you're with
someone that you know, and you're like.
Speaker 2 (33:26):
Have you met Brie and the And then a good
friend will know, Hi, I'm Bree, so then they say hi,
I'm such a zone.
Speaker 4 (33:33):
Everybody knows that that's the rule, and everybody knows you
don't remember their name. There's this one interaction that I
had in the last couple of weeks. I went to
a rugby game and there was someone waving to me,
and I did that thing where you look behind you
because I was like, I don't know that person. They
must be waving to someone behind me, and you're like, I.
Speaker 2 (33:50):
Don't want to awkwardly wave and then it is someone
behind me, because how embarrassing would that be. I've done
that before. Yeah, it's so embarrassing.
Speaker 3 (33:58):
I look behind me, No one there.
Speaker 4 (33:59):
I look back they can waving, and I do that
thing where you point it yourself and your mouth me me.
And then they went kind of like, oh, and I
heard them go, of course you don't remember me, you
never remember me. It made it even worse, like this
wasn't the first How many times have you forgotten this person?
Speaker 2 (34:21):
Anyway?
Speaker 3 (34:21):
I think I saw them again last night, and.
Speaker 2 (34:23):
Did they do the same thing and you forgot them again?
Speaker 3 (34:26):
Well, I can't forget someone who I can't remember.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
Why didn't you ask who they were the last time
it happened.
Speaker 4 (34:32):
We locked eyes across the room and they just did
the thing where they tilted their head to the side
in a disapproving way, like know who I am yet?
And I don't. I genuinely don't. And I know it
sounds rude, but I don't.
Speaker 2 (34:45):
Oh God, but I know that.
Speaker 4 (34:47):
If they come over to me and they go, I
am so And so we met at this thing, it'll click.
Speaker 2 (34:53):
What if what if you hooked up with her back
in the day? What if what that you indoor gardened
with her? Then well it's a it's a possibility, and
then you've forgotten her, then she has a right forgotten.
Speaker 4 (35:09):
I wouldn't have forgotten her unless she looks drastically different.
Speaker 2 (35:13):
Well, I mean it's I mean, how long have you
been with your wife for you've been with a That's
what I mean. So it's been a while, which I'm
just saying.
Speaker 4 (35:22):
Would then that not be my fault though, Like if
the person looks drastically different, that wouldn't be.
Speaker 2 (35:27):
It's still your fault. They would have had they would.
Speaker 3 (35:29):
Need to recognize their pheromones or something.
Speaker 2 (35:31):
They would have had to drastically have changed, Like you
haven't just kissed them, like you know.
Speaker 4 (35:37):
Okay, Can I just say you're off down a weird hypothetical.
Speaker 2 (35:40):
By the way, I hope she's listening and she texts
her and she's like, that's the reason, and that's why
I was so upset at him. We shared a beautiful
moment together.
Speaker 4 (35:49):
I really hope that that's not it won't be that,
it won't be that, it won't be gone off the weirdest. Possibly,
I'm trying to find out if I have a mild cognitive.
Speaker 2 (35:57):
Disorder, and you're trying to find out I don't.
Speaker 3 (36:00):
Remember people that I've slipped with some friend you are.
Speaker 2 (36:05):
I could be right, though, there is a small chance
people are.
Speaker 4 (36:08):
Like when you meet someone, you have to say their
name three times so that it judges in their brain,
or you have to relate their name to it and
they go, Hi, I'm Christy, and you go Christy, Krusty,
krusty kreb No, no, no, no, Christy.
Speaker 2 (36:20):
No. That's a crappy way to do it. I'll tell
you by way, which is similar to that, but it's
the best way. Okay. So let's say you meet someone
named Christy. Yea. Then as soon as you meet them,
you think about a Christie in your life, or a
famous one, or Christie that you know.
Speaker 3 (36:39):
Super well, Christy the clown yeah yeah, or something like that.
Speaker 4 (36:43):
Yeah, and see the beginning, I'd go, oh my god, Krusty.
Speaker 3 (36:47):
Oh no, yeah, that's a good idea too.
Speaker 2 (36:49):
And then she'd be real upset if she was someone
that you in your garden with do you call her that?
Speaker 4 (36:54):
But I don't forget people. I just don't recognize people.
I feel like that's the problem. So I could remember
the sound's name and the time that I met them,
but I feel like when I see them, I wouldn't
recall them.
Speaker 2 (37:04):
I feel like it's the issue. Sounds like the same thing.
Speaker 3 (37:08):
I swear it's different, but you But just.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
To clarify, Yeah, do you remember this girl at all?
Speaker 3 (37:15):
No?
Speaker 2 (37:16):
Not a scratch? Yeah. Oh that's not just her face.
No no, no, no, no, no, that's not true.
Speaker 4 (37:22):
There's a thing about her which is mildly familiar.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
It's probably the last time you forgot her. Do we
know who Warren Buffett is? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (37:34):
I know where Buffet is.
Speaker 2 (37:35):
Warren Buffett. He's an American businessman, very famous.
Speaker 4 (37:40):
Philanthropist, massive stock market investor. Yeah, he's the godfather of
investing exactly.
Speaker 2 (37:48):
Yeah, yeah, he's that's what he's known for. I read
this story recently where he was talking about how he
received a McDonald's old card.
Speaker 3 (38:00):
Warren Buffett has a McDonald's called.
Speaker 2 (38:02):
Warren Buffett was talking about it and he was discussing
how his McDonald's gold card was only it was only
good in a certain area, so it wasn't like he
could use it anywhere around America or anywhere around the world.
(38:22):
But then he also let loose that he knows someone
who does have a McDonald's gold card where it is
like good around the world, you can use it at
any McDonald's really anywhere in the world. Who's that? Who
do you reckon? That person would.
Speaker 3 (38:38):
Be Michael Jordan.
Speaker 2 (38:41):
Oh, that's a good one.
Speaker 4 (38:43):
I'm trying to think of people who might have had
something to do with McDonald's, like in the nineties or
the two thousand.
Speaker 3 (38:48):
Like a big deal justin Timberlake for the loving it
you'd think.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
So an it's Bill Gates. Bill Gates apparently has a
McDonald's gold card. And it got me thinking because obviously
you know this Warren Buffett guy's saying, oh, I've got
this card that gives me free McDonald's for life, and
Bill Gates has one. He can use it anywhere in
the world. Do you think it actually exists.
Speaker 3 (39:15):
The gold card, Yes, because it's not.
Speaker 2 (39:17):
Just McDonald's that does it. There's all places.
Speaker 3 (39:21):
Yes, I think it does exist.
Speaker 4 (39:23):
But where there all McDonald's would recognize it would be
another thing like if you've just added at McDonald's and
Bill Gates walks in.
Speaker 2 (39:29):
Like hopefully you recognize Bill Gates also also Bill by
your own. Damn McDonald's. You're so rich you don't need
need it.
Speaker 3 (39:39):
It's worth one hundred and thirty five billion dollars.
Speaker 2 (39:42):
Why does he need free McDonald's for life? Exactly?
Speaker 4 (39:46):
You know, I do believe that it exists because there
was a time when I had a card quite similar
to this, not.
Speaker 3 (39:52):
Not global, but a very local.
Speaker 4 (39:57):
Yeah, Auckland, a very popular fast food restaurant.
Speaker 3 (40:03):
We won't name them, we've got sponsors on this.
Speaker 4 (40:05):
Show, but let's just say a very popular fast food
restaurant gave me and all the other radio announcers on
this radio station a card which said we could get
free food from whatever we wanted. They go in there,
whatever we want. Well, I didn't have an end date on.
It was sort of open ended.
Speaker 2 (40:26):
It just existed so forever as far as you were.
Speaker 3 (40:30):
As far as we knew, Yeah, until it went out
of business or whatever.
Speaker 2 (40:33):
God they were the days of radio with it.
Speaker 4 (40:35):
There's one person on the radio station who abused the
privileges so badly that we all lost our gold card,
all of us lost our goal. How badly they were
going in every single night, and getting dinner every night,
and getting enough that they had leftovers for low time.
Speaker 3 (40:54):
I'm ropable.
Speaker 2 (40:55):
I am fuming for.
Speaker 4 (40:58):
You when I tell you the person was public enemy
number one for about twelve months.
Speaker 2 (41:03):
I don't reckon you can recover from that. I would
have been. It was about so dirty at that person.
Speaker 3 (41:09):
It's about ten years ago, and I think they may
have only just recovered.
Speaker 2 (41:12):
I don't hold grudges. I'm not a big person on
holding grudges, but I would still be holding a grudge
to this day.
Speaker 3 (41:19):
Their defense was they said, free.
Speaker 2 (41:24):
Ysh for friction. Brain, be a bit sensible about it's
your bloody brain. Are you still dirty?
Speaker 1 (41:34):
No?
Speaker 2 (41:35):
No, because the why.
Speaker 3 (41:38):
You are still talking about true, I'm still talking about it, aren't.
Speaker 2 (41:40):
I I would be. I'll come out and say it.
I'd still be filthy.
Speaker 4 (41:44):
Do you work in one of these restaurants and do
these cards exist? I'd love to know if you could
text us on nine six, nine six.
Speaker 2 (41:50):
I know for a fact remember Ed Shearon because he's
a massive fan of Nando's. Ed Sharon and he always
talked about the Nando's black card. Yeah, that's what I had.
Speaker 3 (42:00):
Oh, that's what that's that's what I.
Speaker 2 (42:03):
Had, the infamous blank card. Yeah. So hey, cave C,
if you're listening, Yeah, do you guys have one?
Speaker 3 (42:11):
You're a red card?
Speaker 2 (42:11):
What would it be good here? It would be the
red card? Yeah, the Colonel's card. Do you have a
colonel's the Colonel's card? Colonel's card? And could we borrow it?
Speaker 5 (42:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (42:20):
Does anyone out there do you know Cavec has one
of these cards? Free in Clint.
Speaker 1 (42:26):
And it's the weekend now, the weekend baby.
Speaker 2 (42:31):
The Wars kickoff in about twelve hours.
Speaker 3 (42:35):
Twelve hours, ten o'clock tonight, ten o'clock kickoff.
Speaker 2 (42:38):
That's bs man.
Speaker 3 (42:40):
We sound old, don't we do?
Speaker 2 (42:41):
But I'm just you know, I feel like the Warriors,
the Wars, they're a part of the competition, so you
should you should think about the kickoff time in terms
of their fans being able to watch the game.
Speaker 3 (42:54):
It's all the way over in Canberra.
Speaker 4 (42:55):
That's why ten o'clock coverage on Skysport nine with the
ACC if you want this.
Speaker 3 (43:00):
By sea commentary.
Speaker 2 (43:00):
It's a must win, isn't it?
Speaker 3 (43:02):
And it is a must win. They need to win
five out of their last seven games if they want
to make the playoff.
Speaker 2 (43:07):
It's doable. It is doable.
Speaker 4 (43:09):
Yeah, and from a badly time game to a really
well time game. The All Blacks are on at two
thirty tomorrow afternoon.
Speaker 2 (43:14):
Oh that's a beautifully time game.
Speaker 1 (43:16):
And San Diego Sandago are wheels.
Speaker 2 (43:22):
You know what.
Speaker 4 (43:24):
The All Blacks are literally playing inside that whales this
weekend against Fiji. So go well, every great weekend everybody,
and we'll catch you back tomorrow my bye.
Speaker 6 (43:34):
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Speaker 2 (43:42):
It's dedim