ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 24th July 2024

• Do you eat the same lunch every day?
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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
The z M podcast Network.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
KFC's Hodding Spicy is back here for a.

Speaker 3 (00:04):
Good time, not a long time dead. Ebrie and Clinch.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Heav us up today, guys.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
Happy on Wednesday? Do you reckon? It's gross this morning.

Speaker 4 (00:21):
Look.

Speaker 3 (00:21):
I'm currently I've got my two dogs and I'm looking.
I'm a dog sitting my friend's dog and I've taken
them to the dog park. They outnumber me, so I
was like, if I can go to the dog park,
let them go anyway. So I've let him go, and
as I was walking, I've noticed a poo and I
was like, okay, I'm a responsible dog owner. I'll pick

(00:41):
that pooh up obviously one of my dogs. And I've
picked it up and it was dead cold, And so
I've picked up someone else's dog's pooh. Is that gross?

Speaker 5 (00:54):
Yeah, but you're also a responsible member of the dog
Heaven community. May it's still your people that are responsible
for that poe.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
Dog people.

Speaker 3 (01:02):
I felt a bit. I felt a bit annoyed because
I had to use one of my bags.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
Na, you should feel virtuous, you know, I'm a hero.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
Yeah, yeah, I am collect collecting hero.

Speaker 5 (01:12):
I did similarly the other day, I was walking back
from the cafe up the road from my house and
I picked up someone else's whelibin that had been knocked over.
You know, it was blocking the footpath. Instead of walking
around that willibin, I stood it up.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
God, forget about Spider Man. Where your new superheroes? I mean,
call us up, DC, Marvel.

Speaker 5 (01:31):
There's a lady walking in the opposite direction towards the
wheelibin and I cleared the footpath.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
Did I expect the thanks kind of a little bit?

Speaker 3 (01:38):
Do you reckon? You're going to get the call up
from the Auckland mayor for the keys to the city.

Speaker 4 (01:43):
No.

Speaker 5 (01:43):
I didn't think the lady would be like, oh, you're
such a nice young man.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
I did you didn't get that?

Speaker 5 (01:48):
I got nothing, So I put my empty coffee in
the wheelibin and I carried on.

Speaker 3 (01:53):
It's thanks to too shit Chew. We trusted by trading.
The trade is on a bit of a good run
at the moment. Maybe it's those good prizes from the Toolshed.
They're sitting on fifty six wins for the year. The
ladies on sixty.

Speaker 5 (02:11):
Four we're playing for a three draw tool chests from
the Toolshed and fifty bucks cash.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
Our lady is calling from Twyseel.

Speaker 5 (02:18):
She's done the coast to coast twice since she's twenty
four years old.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
Welcome to the show, Kylie.

Speaker 3 (02:23):
Okay, Kylie, what's happening in Twysel at the moment?

Speaker 6 (02:27):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (02:27):
Not much. It's got sunshine today, which is nice.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
You joke and lucky things.

Speaker 5 (02:31):
What do you say to the detractors, the people who
don't like Twysel, who call it twice whole?

Speaker 3 (02:37):
There's nothing wrong with twice.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
Nothing wrong with Twyzel Weisler.

Speaker 3 (02:41):
I don't even know her. How can I Twysaler?

Speaker 2 (02:46):
Kylie?

Speaker 5 (02:46):
You're taking on our trading stare from Crash is the
thirty five and they are sports mad.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
They love rugby league. Welcome to the show.

Speaker 3 (02:52):
It's Tim good a Tim Gotta. Are we in up
the Wars kind of guy?

Speaker 4 (02:58):
Yeah? I can.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
That's my second favorite sport. Don't say the Melbourne Storm
is your first.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
No, the Broncos, Yes, up the Broncos.

Speaker 5 (03:06):
Bronx Nation, my friend, how gutted are you that Perth
got the new team and not christ Church?

Speaker 3 (03:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (03:12):
I thought I thought we want to have an answer, but
maybe we'd be the next one.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
Maybe yes? Byes? Can I say no one goes to.

Speaker 5 (03:18):
Perse can New Zealand have two teams? I guess there's
only one way to find out the KeNH.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
Kylie, your lady, Tim mules as Trady.

Speaker 5 (03:26):
Whoever gets three answers correct first gets that price from
the tool shed.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
Good luck.

Speaker 3 (03:30):
Here we go. Question number one, how many Kiwi athletes
will be competing at this Olympics? Is it two hundred,
four hundred or six or one hundred and ninety five?

Speaker 4 (03:42):
Trading lady?

Speaker 3 (03:43):
Yes, Tim?

Speaker 4 (03:45):
Is that four hundred?

Speaker 3 (03:46):
No, that's incorrect, Kim, I mean, Kylie one hundred and
ninety five.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
It is one hundred and ninety five.

Speaker 3 (03:54):
Well done?

Speaker 2 (03:55):
Did you just make that question up?

Speaker 4 (03:57):
No?

Speaker 3 (03:57):
I accidentally took a question I'm using.

Speaker 2 (03:59):
For Google out.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
Okay, I had the wrong sheet open. Sorry guys, but hey,
she still got it right. See the squishes still got
it right. Question number two? What type of mythical creature
was Count Dracula?

Speaker 2 (04:13):
Just Tim?

Speaker 3 (04:15):
A vampire? It is, of course a vampire. Question number three,
who sings this song?

Speaker 2 (04:26):
Timmy's in term come on to No? Not you two?

Speaker 3 (04:33):
Where a guest though, Kylie Knucklebeck?

Speaker 2 (04:37):
No, another guy, Tim?

Speaker 3 (04:47):
This should be right in your wheelhouse. Mate Us Kings
of Leon, all right. Question number four, where did the
Olympic g as originate? Yes? Tim, Rome?

Speaker 2 (05:05):
No?

Speaker 3 (05:05):
Not Rome, not Rome. No, Kylie, you want to guess.
Think about it for a second. I'm just going to
say Paris. I have no idea that's where the next
the Olympics that's just about to happen is going to
be in Paris. But we would would have accepted Greece Athens,

(05:26):
Olympia any of those. No points there. Question number five,
Where on a car would you find the spark plugs? Lady, yes, Kylie,
by the battery.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
No, can't accept by the battery.

Speaker 3 (05:42):
Technically on the battery.

Speaker 5 (05:45):
No, spark plugs are inside the engine, that's okay.

Speaker 3 (05:50):
They come out of the engine, need to be replaced sometimes.
No points there. Question number six. What creatures can live
both on land and in water? Is it birds in
sex or amphibians? Yes, Tim, amphibium, correct, it is Amphibian's
well done. What is the score?

Speaker 2 (06:09):
I have no idea.

Speaker 5 (06:10):
Somebody keeping score? I think two one to who. Okay, Tim,
we'll believe.

Speaker 3 (06:16):
You, all right, Tim, you could take it all if
you get this question here. Question number seven, what type
of product do the Blunt Company, Make.

Speaker 2 (06:26):
New Zealand Company.

Speaker 5 (06:27):
You might need them on a rainy day, Lady, ky
Kyle umbrella an umbrella is correct?

Speaker 3 (06:34):
That means we're all tied up in this game. Clint's
pulling out his underwear.

Speaker 2 (06:40):
What color? And have I got on?

Speaker 3 (06:42):
Lady? Yes?

Speaker 2 (06:43):
Kylie? No?

Speaker 4 (06:48):
No?

Speaker 5 (06:49):
What?

Speaker 3 (06:49):
Okay? New question? We go to our backup question? What
color underwear am I wearing? Later? Black?

Speaker 5 (06:58):
She's got listeners of this show will know it's always black.
It's always it's always black, always black. Tough game today, guys,
What did everybody have for lunch today?

Speaker 2 (07:15):
What was your lunch?

Speaker 3 (07:16):
Chicken soup?

Speaker 5 (07:16):
Leftover chicken soup? Yeah, that was meal prep, meal prep.
So you made chicken soup for lunch for how many days?

Speaker 2 (07:25):
A few? Yeah? Times are tough. How many days you
think you're going to enjoy it? Chicken soup? Phily doesn't
get old. I'm having it for dinner tonight too. Yeah right, okay, Ellie,
what did you have for lunch today today?

Speaker 3 (07:37):
I had peanut butter on toast. You have that a lot.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
We'll come back to you.

Speaker 5 (07:43):
Sushi sushi, Yeah, I had Mamie and cheese sandwiches.

Speaker 2 (07:49):
We were giving.

Speaker 5 (07:50):
Ellie Crep yesterday for her very bleak peanut butter on toast.
But we should not, you know, coz he lives. And
whatever you enjoy is what you enjoy for lunch.

Speaker 3 (08:00):
It's easy, it's practical, it's I was on your side.
They were having to go at you because you were
having it on white bread. I was the bread, and
I said, white bread is the goat. The only reason
all of us are reading whole grain or multi grain
is because it's better for us. Let's be real. You know,
if that wasn't like the thought process, we didn't know

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anything about health.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
White bread is the youngest, white bread, the best, the
youngest of bread, no doubt about it. I ever named it.

Speaker 5 (08:28):
White Death has got some answering to do because you've demonized.

Speaker 3 (08:31):
Why did you have to take that bread? I get sugar,
I get I get other things that aren't healthy, but
why bread? Leave it alone?

Speaker 2 (08:40):
I agree, I agree you're right. Actually bread's the best.

Speaker 5 (08:43):
I saw this post on the Reddit New Zealand page
today from this person who was talking about work lunches
and how the cost of living may have impacted people's lunches,
how they may have got tighter, smaller, cheaper, maybe a
bit bleaker, yeap, as the cost of everything goes up,
he said, For this person, it hasn't. It's the same
as it's always been because they eat the exact same

(09:05):
thing for lunch every day.

Speaker 2 (09:07):
What they won't change, they won't change. They don't change.
They don't need to chang.

Speaker 3 (09:10):
It's a matter if.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
There's a cozy lives going on. I reckon the Cozi
lives affixed this lunch.

Speaker 5 (09:14):
I'll tell you what it is. They said they like
it because there's no unknowns and no disappointment. Okay, So
this lunch for this person, morning tea is a cup
of international roast instant coffee, right, and two to four
farm baked bikies.

Speaker 2 (09:27):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (09:28):
Then for lunch, love it peanut butter sandwiches crust on
but cut diagonally so that they taste better.

Speaker 3 (09:32):
Does it say what type of bread?

Speaker 2 (09:34):
No, it doesn't say what type of bread.

Speaker 5 (09:35):
I feel like a peanut, but a semi only goes
on white bread.

Speaker 3 (09:39):
Yeah, it needs to be needs to be fresh, It needs.

Speaker 2 (09:41):
To be white. And then a banana.

Speaker 5 (09:43):
Sometimes slice up the banana and put it inside the peanut,
but a feeling bougie. And then an apple and some
mixed nuts for snacks, and another instant coffee and a
musli bar for afternoon tea, and Bob's your ankle every day.

Speaker 2 (09:56):
The same thing for lunch is.

Speaker 3 (09:58):
His person eight. Sounds like a kid's lunch.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
Box or two cups of instant coffee. I hope they're
not ate.

Speaker 3 (10:04):
Well, they might be a you know, be bouncing off
the one might be hitting the instant coffee hard.

Speaker 2 (10:09):
But everything else, it does sound like a kid's lunchbox.
You're right to roll up.

Speaker 3 (10:12):
In there, and that's what I had for school lunch.

Speaker 5 (10:15):
Put one of those multi packs of c season there.
Put a snack in there, put.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
Some Dipper dunkaroos in there. Yeah, put some space sticks
in there. You're your only a way around there. It
was a kid's lunch. But if you like the same thing,
you lunch.

Speaker 3 (10:28):
But I get it. If that's what you like, then mate,
you're an adult. That's the best part. You can pick
what you want.

Speaker 2 (10:33):
I quite enjoy having the same thing for lunch every day.

Speaker 5 (10:35):
My issue is that I never organized the things that
I want for my lunchtil they run out.

Speaker 2 (10:40):
What would you have every day? Ham and cheese, tasty.

Speaker 3 (10:43):
That's what you'd have every day.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (10:45):
Oh see, I'm chasing the dopamine constantly, So I get
dopamine by getting excited over eating different things. So I
can't I can't have the same thing every day.

Speaker 5 (10:55):
Really, But what if it was the most delicious thing,
like what if it was left over lasagna?

Speaker 2 (10:59):
Every day?

Speaker 3 (11:00):
I get sick of it?

Speaker 2 (11:01):
Really?

Speaker 3 (11:01):
Yeah, I love that that feeling of oh I've got
that for lunch today.

Speaker 5 (11:05):
I love the repetition of it. I love I love that.
I love knowing what's going to be for lunch. I know.

Speaker 2 (11:10):
I like knowing what time I'm going to eat it,
how it's going to fill me.

Speaker 3 (11:14):
I want to be spont spontaneous with my lunch.

Speaker 2 (11:16):
I want to talk to the people that don't.

Speaker 5 (11:18):
I want to talk to the people who eat the
same thing for breakfast and lunch and maybe even dinner
every single day. I doubt there's someone out there who's
eating the same dinner every night, unless your fitzpo.

Speaker 3 (11:28):
But remember Friend of the show, Big Gayal. Yes, he
would eat chicken and rice, that's right, and then he
would move and then he'd move on to something else,
and then he'd eat that for a year.

Speaker 2 (11:40):
For dinner and then he'd move on to something different.

Speaker 5 (11:43):
And but not because he loved it, just because it
was easy because he was useless.

Speaker 2 (11:48):
Yeah, it was easy and he's like, that's what I'm having.

Speaker 5 (11:51):
Hundred dollars at him or you can text us to
nine six nine and six. Do you eat the same
thing every day? Not not for not for like shredding,
for the wedding reasons, or that's just what you eat different?

Speaker 2 (12:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (12:02):
Remember Victoria Beckham, there was that story that came out
about her and she's eaten the same lunch every day
for like twenty.

Speaker 2 (12:08):
Years, grilled fish and some steamed vegetables. And I bet
there's no seasoning on it either. But she's not making
it either.

Speaker 5 (12:16):
She is. She is, you reckon, Yeah she is. I've
seen her Instagram when she can be bothered David's cleaning
the pan though. Yeah, watching that doco for sure. Oh
hundred dollars in anymore text nine six nine sex? Are
you the person who eats the same thing every single day?

Speaker 2 (12:34):
And why?

Speaker 5 (12:34):
Like this text here, it's in My mate lives in
the Army barracks and he ate air fryer, chicken breast
and Mike rave rice for one year straight, for every
lunch and dinner. He came over to our flat for
dinner one time and bought it with him because.

Speaker 2 (12:50):
That's all he's just eating.

Speaker 3 (12:52):
Is that you reckon? That's Is that rude if someone
does that, Like if you invited them over.

Speaker 2 (12:56):
For dinner, Yeah, and they bring that.

Speaker 5 (12:58):
But they've been in the they've been in the arm
they're so they're so routine, they're probably like, oh, I'm
not sure if I like anything.

Speaker 2 (13:04):
I don't want to be rude and not eat your food.
So I've bought some food.

Speaker 3 (13:06):
I've cooked you a nice dinner, and you've bought over
your tupperware chicken and rice.

Speaker 2 (13:12):
Erica is here, Hi Erica, Hi Erica.

Speaker 3 (13:15):
Hello?

Speaker 4 (13:15):
How are you going?

Speaker 2 (13:17):
Do you eat the same thing every day? Erica?

Speaker 3 (13:19):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (13:20):
I do. I am one of those.

Speaker 3 (13:22):
What is it?

Speaker 2 (13:23):
What is your repeat meal?

Speaker 4 (13:25):
Okay, so we're at breakfast time. It is marmite on
toast with heaps of butter and a cup of trees.

Speaker 3 (13:35):
How many pieces, Erica? How many pieces are toast?

Speaker 4 (13:38):
Rolling with two on a grainy bread, natural butter? You know,
done the microwaves. That's extra melty.

Speaker 3 (13:45):
God, you know your stuff.

Speaker 2 (13:47):
You're really trying to sell mamoe on toast to us.

Speaker 3 (13:49):
You know your way around marmite. It is a personal
favorite of mine each morning, too, okay.

Speaker 4 (13:54):
And taste it tasted when every morning?

Speaker 2 (13:57):
No, it doesn't agree, Eric, what do you lunch? What's
your repeat lunch?

Speaker 4 (14:03):
Look, this is really around work to be there during
the week, So it's wraps, you know, ham and mash,
egg and cream, cheese.

Speaker 3 (14:11):
And Erica, do you do you ever just feel a
bit spontaneous, a bit wild, and you'd take a spag
bowl to work for lunch?

Speaker 5 (14:22):
No, No, that sounds horrible to Erica.

Speaker 3 (14:26):
You'd rather your chicken salad wrap.

Speaker 4 (14:28):
Oh yeah, God for yes, Yeah, that could be a
little bit different.

Speaker 2 (14:32):
And do you like that? You like knowing what you're
going to have for lunch every day?

Speaker 5 (14:35):
Right?

Speaker 2 (14:35):
It makes it's comforting.

Speaker 4 (14:37):
It is. And also it tastes different every day. I
know it feels and sounds like it's the same.

Speaker 2 (14:42):
It's not the same.

Speaker 4 (14:46):
It's the taste it tastes, you know.

Speaker 3 (14:51):
Saying that's such an interesting train of thought from her,
someone said, I literally have the exact same food every
workday and most days off.

Speaker 5 (15:00):
The only meal that's different is dinner. The reason is
I like the ease of going to the supermarket getting
the same things and knowing exactly how long it's going
to take to prep that food and how long it's
going to take to eat it.

Speaker 3 (15:10):
Isn't it wild how different personalities will affect obviously what
you eat and what you cook. Yes, like obviously your personality.
If you're like, you know, I just want to know
exactly how long it's going to take, what it tastes like,
what I'm going to be having, That's what I'm going
to say.

Speaker 5 (15:28):
Those people will often marry people who will never eat
the same food two days in a row, and they
have to figure that out as part of their relationship.

Speaker 3 (15:35):
Well, I guess it's fine for lunch, because you're going
off to your different your own things for dinner.

Speaker 2 (15:40):
That's where it gives a bit.

Speaker 5 (15:41):
I wouldn't want to spill over it in my weekend though.
I wouldn't want to eat my weekend my week food
during the weekend.

Speaker 2 (15:46):
Absolutely.

Speaker 3 (15:48):
It's so weird because my partner and I we we do,
we eat, We have this particular lunch that we eat
a lot, and it's those quick what's the name Uncle
Ben Rice's Yeah, Yeah, you put in the microwave because
it's nice and easy, and then like this particular tuna
that we put on it, and some tomatoes and some
onion and some you know that kind of stuff. You

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boogie it up like a nice healthy tuna rice salad.
And then anyway, I made this rice dish for dinner
one night, and I couldn't be bothered cooking rice, so
I just put one of our lunch rices in.

Speaker 2 (16:21):
And use it.

Speaker 3 (16:21):
She goes, I can't eat this.

Speaker 2 (16:25):
Beat lunch taste.

Speaker 3 (16:26):
It just reminds me of sitting in the work room,
lunch room and eating lunch.

Speaker 2 (16:31):
Yeah. Well, there you go. It's ruined it. It's what
food does it trigger your memories?

Speaker 5 (16:36):
Free? It is two days, thirteen hours, and forty two
minutes until the Olympic Games opening ceremony kicks.

Speaker 3 (16:43):
Off the Olympics. The opening ceremony is always such an event.

Speaker 5 (16:48):
It's so good. Unfortunately for us, it's going to be
in the middle of the night. But you'll get to
see a replay of it.

Speaker 3 (16:53):
That'll be the best, bitch.

Speaker 5 (16:54):
I think a lot of the action for us is
going to be in the middle of the night. Unfortunately,
I know, but you know, we'll make do. We'll give
what we can.

Speaker 3 (17:00):
Can you just get up and get into it.

Speaker 5 (17:02):
We were having a conversation about who they're going to get,
who's the pop star they're going to get to open
the Olympic Games, because they usually get someone who represents
the country out there, yeah, to do some kind of performance.
And Aussie they got Kylie Minogue. In London, they got
the Spice Girls and mister Bean, and we're trying to
figure out who they're going to get in Paris.

Speaker 3 (17:24):
Yeah, we couldn't think of who that person would be,
but we're not French.

Speaker 2 (17:27):
We talked about Meka. Yeah, big girls, you are beautiful.
Everybody's got to love today, Love today, Love today.

Speaker 5 (17:33):
Yeah, but he did the Rugby World Cup, so I'd
be surprised if they wieled Meca out again.

Speaker 2 (17:38):
I don't think they're going to book him for the Olympics.

Speaker 5 (17:40):
Maybe the Olympics have got more money than the Rugby
World Cup. Tost you'd want them to go no offense
to Meka. Maybe a level up, maybe a level up, yeah,
maybe a little bit more topical and current.

Speaker 2 (17:50):
Yeah, perhaps, I don't know. I heard a really big
roomor today I heard a Big roomor today too. I'm
so interested to know if your rumor is the same
as my.

Speaker 3 (17:57):
I'm so interested to know who you're you've heard it about.

Speaker 5 (17:59):
Okay, we're going to go three two one and we're
going to say who we have heard.

Speaker 2 (18:03):
Okay, the pop star is.

Speaker 5 (18:05):
That's opening the Paris twenty twenty four Olympic Games.

Speaker 2 (18:09):
Three two one.

Speaker 3 (18:12):
Lady Gaga?

Speaker 2 (18:13):
What I heard, Lady Gaga? I heard Celen Dion.

Speaker 3 (18:17):
What wonder hell?

Speaker 5 (18:20):
So Celendon is being rumored by Variety magazine. They said
that she is lining up this to be her comeback
from stiff person syndrome, and with her French connection, she
is I would have thought the obvious choice if she
can do it, Where on earth are you hearing, Lady Gaga?

Speaker 3 (18:43):
Well, my insider knowledge tells me that she is in
Paris at the moment. People have spotted her in Paris,
which has sparked rumors about her performing at the Olympic Games. Yes,
she also sang I believe it was that French song

(19:04):
in a Star is Born, and then.

Speaker 2 (19:06):
People are like, oh, that they should do that.

Speaker 3 (19:08):
Yeah, They're like people are saying that she's gonna be there,
and she's gonna perform. I can't believe it's not the
same person.

Speaker 2 (19:14):
I thought it was definitely going to be the same.

Speaker 5 (19:16):
It's obviously going to be a surprise. Then if neither
of us know, it could be both. It could be both.
For having watched that Celen d On documentary, it could
be Celeine Dion with Lady Gaga as a backup just
in case.

Speaker 2 (19:29):
Yeah, well, there you go. Someone is reckon it's going
to be daft punk the French.

Speaker 5 (19:35):
DJs, which would also be excellent, But I don't think
they would doe.

Speaker 3 (19:37):
That would be epic. Someone else on the text machine
said Gwen Stefani put on her Instagram that she's singing
at the Olympics.

Speaker 5 (19:45):
What has Gwin Stefani got to do with the Paris
Olympic Games?

Speaker 3 (19:49):
Can you? I Mentionine, if they've got all these people,
it'll be the best opening ceremony that ever want.

Speaker 2 (19:55):
They have to do something in French. That's got to
be the criteria. Yeah, and maybe Gwen's to funny ken
I don't free.

Speaker 3 (20:01):
Woman has gone viral after she has sent in a
complaint about an appointment she went to it the dentist
when she was getting her teeth cleaned, routine clean.

Speaker 2 (20:13):
I need to do that, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (20:14):
Me too, with the dental hygienist. And she said that
during the routine clean that the hygienis told her several
different conspiracy theories, mainly to.

Speaker 2 (20:31):
Do with politics.

Speaker 3 (20:32):
But it made her feel very uncomfortable because she was
talking like this was the absolute truth.

Speaker 2 (20:40):
As a conspiracy theorist does.

Speaker 3 (20:43):
It's gone viral because the email where she has complained
and written to the dental surgery about what happened, She's
put in there what exactly the conspiracy theories were, so
I thought we could go through some of them. She says,
I had a teeth cleaning appointment today. The dental hygienis

(21:06):
I saw said that she works in various locations and
is filling in at different places. While she was cleaning
my teeth. I was in a very vulnerable position with
her using tools in my mouth, and she began to
explain political conspiracies as fact below. Some of the theories

(21:26):
that I recall Biden is behind Trump's assassination attempt. Biden
died in twenty twenty, so those two kind of counteracted
each other as theories Biden is not the real president
because his letter about stepping down was not on an
official letterhead. JFK. Junior, who was supposed to be dead,

(21:49):
used presidential letterhead, so he is alive and the true
vice president where else. Soon there will be a seven
to ten day broadcast exposed the government.

Speaker 2 (22:01):
A seven to ten day broadcast.

Speaker 3 (22:03):
Yeah, okay, yeah, specifically about how Biden really died in
twenty twenty, so that one's coming into that one Levine, Yeah, exactly.
Russia is helping the US in Cuba. There's a beer
commercial with many this one. These are where it gets
even more interesting. There's a beer commercial with many celebrities

(22:24):
who are supposed to be dead. And then she's named
off the celebrities she believes aren't dead because they're in
this commercial. John Lennon, Tupac, Elvis, Marilyn Monroe, And she.

Speaker 5 (22:37):
Says she's got some strange ones, but she's also got
the classics in there.

Speaker 2 (22:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (22:42):
Yeah, she says they're alive and this commercial proves it. Ye,
she said, Princess Diana is also alive, thank goodness, and
in FBI witness protection.

Speaker 2 (22:52):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (22:54):
And the last thing she said, everyone in the US
Congress wears a mask.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
Exactly like a skin suit.

Speaker 3 (23:02):
Yeah, like I'm not too sure exactly, face like alien
type vibes.

Speaker 2 (23:07):
Wow, this is what you want from your dental hygienis.

Speaker 5 (23:10):
Will you have their their hands in your mouth and
you're unable to say the words hey? Can you shut
the if up and clean my teeth?

Speaker 3 (23:17):
Can you imagine like you're just sitting there and you're like,
I can't say anything, or just.

Speaker 5 (23:22):
To be like, it's a dream job for a conspiracy
theorist though, because you have a keptive audience.

Speaker 2 (23:27):
You know it is.

Speaker 5 (23:28):
You have a captive audience who cannot debate you whatsoever.
Perfect job for a conspiracy theorists, either that or anesthesiologist
because they can't say anything either.

Speaker 3 (23:39):
I always find it very It's so awkward, like when
you're at the dentist because I want to talk back,
and then you know, when they are talking to you,
I'm like, am I meant to talk back? Or I'm
meant to keep my mouth open?

Speaker 5 (23:51):
I love my dentist and he is also quite chatty,
and I don't know how he expects me to answer.

Speaker 2 (23:58):
Yeah, I'm like, well, we know, how do I talk?

Speaker 3 (24:01):
They?

Speaker 2 (24:01):
How do I talk?

Speaker 3 (24:02):
They do speak? You know that kind of language though,
because they would have.

Speaker 2 (24:07):
Heard it so much, they can understand that exactly like
the whole skill to the h the hygiena should understand. Hop,
can you shut the f up? Yeah? You can swear
on the radio if you do it in that voice.

Speaker 1 (24:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (24:27):
Could we get a complaint for that? I don't know.

Speaker 5 (24:28):
Maybe you want to ask people the craziest conspiracy theories
they've heard. Now, this is always a risky radio. Keep
it like, guys, because you gotta ask people conspiracy theories
they've heard, not conspiracy theories they believe. That's the key,
That's what that is the key. Crazy Someone someone has
told you this thing. Yes, and you're like, okay, bro,

(24:51):
you know someone who believes this thing?

Speaker 2 (24:53):
Yeah? Maybe yeah. I'll chuck one out there first. What
have you heard?

Speaker 5 (24:57):
I've heard that Tuymato source at the supermarket. It's just
Dalmain sauce with a different sticker on it, but fifty
cents cheaper.

Speaker 3 (25:06):
That's not a conspiracy. I think that's real.

Speaker 2 (25:08):
No, couldn't be true TV source.

Speaker 5 (25:11):
No, I've ridden the Tey sauce is bottled by the
Twoey Girls at the Mangetuonoka Brewery.

Speaker 2 (25:15):
It can't be true. It does taste similar, doesn't it.

Speaker 5 (25:18):
Another conspiracy theory the Averril Levine one Levine one, she
did one.

Speaker 3 (25:23):
Yeah, that she died and that this other woman has
stepped in for her and is pretending.

Speaker 2 (25:28):
To be her. Another conspiracy theory.

Speaker 5 (25:30):
Yeah, the Edge radio station stole their one second Song
competition off the Bree and Clint Show. I heard that
that could never be true, though, right, that couldn't be true.

Speaker 3 (25:39):
No, that could be true.

Speaker 5 (25:40):
I wouldn't have a competition named after a game that
we've been doing for five years.

Speaker 3 (25:43):
I wouldn't do that. It's a conspiracy.

Speaker 5 (25:46):
They're not rooted in real life like this one.

Speaker 3 (25:50):
Paul McCarthy died in a car accident. A McCarthy, Paul McCartney. Sorry,
they've written Paul McCarthy. Paul McCartney died. McCarthy may have
died died the car accident around the same time as
Ringo and the Beatles as a group wouldn't survive it,
so they did facial and vocal surgery on someone who
looked like McCarthy.

Speaker 2 (26:10):
McCartney.

Speaker 3 (26:12):
Why do they keep riding McCarthy?

Speaker 5 (26:14):
That's the original everil Levine conspiracy is that Paul died
in mccar creation as well, because there's.

Speaker 3 (26:18):
Also that theory around Craig David as well.

Speaker 2 (26:22):
Was Craig David did do well?

Speaker 3 (26:23):
I think so. I think I can't remember the exact details,
but I think it's around the time when he got
super ripped and he came back into like the public
eye and he was just ripped, as in, it's not
the real Craig da great form and everyone's like, that's
not the real Craig Dave.

Speaker 2 (26:39):
A lot of moon conspiracy theories. I like this one.

Speaker 5 (26:42):
Someone said, man did land on the Moon, but when
the flag was planted, there was a large vibration going
on because the moon is hollow, no jokes. There's a
lot of people who believed this one. Yeah, the hollow
moon theory. I've never heard the hollow moon.

Speaker 3 (26:56):
You haven't. There's obviously the classic one that they actually
land on the Moon and it was filmed in a
TV studio.

Speaker 5 (27:03):
There's a big movie about that coming out. The movie
alleges that they did land on the moon, but large
parts of what was broadcast was pre filmed in a studio.

Speaker 2 (27:14):
Yeah, because how did they film it? Because yeah, that's
what they're saying, though, like it's nice it goes.

Speaker 3 (27:18):
Back in the sixties, how they actually get a camera
up there.

Speaker 5 (27:22):
I love this conspiracy theory and I've heard it for
a long time, and I like it because of how
silly it is. But I like the link that some
people go to prove this one, and it's to.

Speaker 2 (27:31):
Do with birds.

Speaker 5 (27:32):
It says that birds that are sitting on power lines
are recharging because they're actually recording your every move with
their eyes that are cameras and sending the information back
to the government.

Speaker 2 (27:44):
The root of this conspiracy theory, which is quite widespread,
is that birds aren't real.

Speaker 5 (27:49):
What birds aren't real, and they are the surveillance They
like surveillance drones and they go to a power line
to reach it.

Speaker 3 (27:56):
They're so many, though, just wasting their time with all
the pigeons that hang around in the park, neat all
the food.

Speaker 2 (28:05):
What about this one?

Speaker 3 (28:07):
There is a magic man in the sky that controls everything,
and some people have even written books about it.

Speaker 2 (28:14):
That one seems loaded.

Speaker 5 (28:15):
That one, ah, I get it seems loaded.

Speaker 2 (28:18):
I get it.

Speaker 5 (28:19):
My father in law believes the increase in RAM raids
is because of COVID injections.

Speaker 2 (28:24):
Every family's got one of those. Every family's got one
of those as well.

Speaker 3 (28:27):
Yeah, what at this one of the night that nine
to eleven was a scam and predicted by following folding
the US dollar bill. Have you seen that? Yeah, when
they fold the bill up and that folded up so
it looks like nine to eleven.

Speaker 2 (28:40):
It's wild. I reckon.

Speaker 3 (28:42):
That's enough.

Speaker 2 (28:43):
That's enough, Agon, there's enough conspiracy theories for today.

Speaker 3 (28:46):
Let's get you to bide in Clint underplay Google Down.

Speaker 2 (28:50):
Do you feel lucky? Well? Do you?

Speaker 3 (28:53):
It's time for brillan Clint's Google Down punkt a cobble.
It time to find out who is the fastest Googler
on the team. And you're playing for people at home.
Fifty KFC chicken dollars on the line. Who won last week?
That was me? Yeah, you had a really good run

(29:15):
last week too. It wasn't bad.

Speaker 2 (29:17):
Yeah, it wasn't bad. No, don't be humble talking.

Speaker 3 (29:20):
You smoked them.

Speaker 2 (29:22):
Just going down this week and just going down hard.

Speaker 3 (29:24):
A smoke show.

Speaker 2 (29:25):
All right, do it?

Speaker 3 (29:26):
Here's the rules. Put these questions into Google. I am
looking for the right answer to be yelled out. If
it's you, I'll give you a point. First person to
three points wins. Okay, hang on, there is a thing, Rul.
What's the thing.

Speaker 2 (29:42):
We're continuing on with the Olympics.

Speaker 3 (29:43):
The questions do you have?

Speaker 2 (29:46):
Well, it's fun, it's relevant, infinite.

Speaker 3 (29:49):
There's heaps of questions around the Olympics. Question number one,
where is the twenty twenty eight Olympics being held Los Angeles?

Speaker 5 (30:00):
Oh? My god?

Speaker 3 (30:00):
Now is it? Oh my gosh?

Speaker 2 (30:03):
Did you know that? You know that?

Speaker 5 (30:04):
No?

Speaker 3 (30:05):
Actually, I swear I didn't know that. I didn't know that.
How did you get I started typing Olympics and then
I just went to twenty eight and then it came up, Wow, this,
I actually didn't know that.

Speaker 2 (30:18):
That's not illegal to know it. It's not illegal to
guess it.

Speaker 3 (30:21):
No, I actually didn't know that. I actually didn't know.

Speaker 2 (30:23):
She's telling the truth. Yes, you know what I mean?
You know, to be more impressive if you didn't know it?
Oh yeah I did. Okay, I actually didn't.

Speaker 3 (30:31):
All right, one point to Ellie. Question number two, what
a start? How many Olympic gold medals? Does you saying?

Speaker 2 (30:38):
Bolt have eight? A? Well?

Speaker 3 (30:41):
Eight is correct?

Speaker 5 (30:44):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (30:44):
Yeah, I boked it.

Speaker 3 (30:48):
Middles No, he that's not how it works. He said eight. First,
I take the first answer. It's correct. One to Clint
one to Ellie. Question number three, what number Olympics will
this be? For gymnasts? Simon Biles three? It will be
the third Olympics?

Speaker 2 (31:08):
Did you know that? Did Jack? There was two guesses
in a row?

Speaker 3 (31:11):
All right? Interesting? Clentse onto Elis on one.

Speaker 2 (31:15):
I'm not going to use my phone for the third one.
It's going well for me.

Speaker 3 (31:20):
Question number four who performed at the two thousand and
eight Beijing Olympics opening ceremony? Oh?

Speaker 2 (31:28):
Damn it?

Speaker 3 (31:31):
Why can I see it?

Speaker 5 (31:33):
I'm going to.

Speaker 2 (31:33):
Google now.

Speaker 6 (31:38):
A Chinese singer Louis Hahn.

Speaker 2 (31:43):
I'll give it to you.

Speaker 3 (31:44):
Nice. Lee lou One and Sarah Brightman was the two
that performed at the Beijing Olympic opening.

Speaker 2 (31:53):
Arrogant of me to not google.

Speaker 3 (31:56):
Yeah, you got a bit too big for your boots.

Speaker 5 (31:58):
I think I don't know any Chinese stars.

Speaker 3 (32:02):
Okay, next question so far? One to Ellie, two to
Clint one to Ella. How many Olympic medals has Lisa
Carrington won? Asex? Nice it is six, five gold and

(32:23):
one bronze.

Speaker 2 (32:25):
She is most decorated with sex.

Speaker 3 (32:27):
She's the most decorated New Zealand Olympian with six medals,
but I mean five of those are gold.

Speaker 2 (32:34):
I mean underselling her achievements.

Speaker 3 (32:36):
Name someone who's done better. Well, you can't because she's
the most decorated.

Speaker 5 (32:40):
I know, but the whole thing is skewed by that
picture of Michael Phelps with the medals.

Speaker 3 (32:45):
Doesn't count. It doesn't count.

Speaker 2 (32:47):
They get the chance to win like ten medals a game.
I mean, it does count. I shouldn't say that. I
don't want to offend anyone.

Speaker 3 (32:52):
It does count, but they just have way more opportunities
in swimming. Okay, next question, all this is a real
good game. To two to Clint one to La you're
still in it? What color is the third ring in
the Olympic rings?

Speaker 6 (33:09):
Red?

Speaker 3 (33:11):
Black?

Speaker 2 (33:12):
Damn it?

Speaker 3 (33:13):
It's black and black, is correct? Ellie come back with
a vengeance, and she's taking it for another week. Thank you.

Speaker 5 (33:21):
Now.

Speaker 3 (33:21):
Unfortunately Angela was on the phone on my team and
we lost her.

Speaker 2 (33:24):
That's we can call it back, Angela.

Speaker 3 (33:26):
We can call her back.

Speaker 2 (33:27):
Oh, I know that's a point of for Ellie.

Speaker 1 (33:29):
She lost you, caller.

Speaker 5 (33:33):
I got a new oven, and inside that oven is
a camera which makes videos of your food while it's cooking.

Speaker 2 (33:39):
The world's gone mad? E isn't the future insane?

Speaker 3 (33:42):
Like why would you ever need that unless you were cooking,
Like if you're like a cooking influencer.

Speaker 2 (33:48):
So this is who it's great for. Yeah, I'm not
how many.

Speaker 3 (33:52):
How many of those are there?

Speaker 5 (33:53):
Quite a few, Like like people who do like cooking
recipe content to be great for their videos. Yeah, great
for the videos, just a bit in the middle where
the cake rises. I'm not one of those, but I
have set it up to make time lapse videos of
all the meals that go in our oven, and last
night it gets sent straight to my phone. The camera
inside the oven sends videos straight to my phone. And

(34:15):
last night I got a message to say that I
had a fresh video from the meal that my wife
had cooked for dinner last night, well a component of
the meal, okay, And it sent me this video which
you guys can't see, but I'm going to shout it
to Bree now. It's a time lapse of six sausages
cooking in the oven.

Speaker 3 (34:33):
I watched this video on your Instagram last night, and
I think it turned me off eating sausages.

Speaker 5 (34:38):
It's troubling, ah, watching watching the process of oven, of
sausages cook in the oven.

Speaker 2 (34:45):
One it looks like they're deteriorating, Yeah, it does, like
yeah yeah?

Speaker 3 (34:50):
And two why you're cooking sausages in the oven?

Speaker 5 (34:52):
So I posted this video on my Instagram story and
I have been inundated with messages from people questioning the
cooking method. Two camps actually, one camp supporting cooking sausages
in the oven and one camp going where the hell
would you cook sausages in the oven? Do you not
cook your sausages in the oven?

Speaker 2 (35:10):
No, I've never cooked sausages in the oven. Do you
cook your sausages in the pan? In the pan? A barbecue?

Speaker 5 (35:17):
Oh? Yeah, the barbecue, but it's winter. Yeah, I got
to cook these in the barbecue if it was summer,
but it's the middle of winter. Not in the oven. Really,
that's so weird. But it's so labor intensive to cook
them in the pan. You're constantly turn them.

Speaker 3 (35:29):
You get that nice crispiness about them when they're rolling
around in the.

Speaker 5 (35:33):
Pan, but there's like splatter they cook. They make such
a mess, sausages sizzling in the pan. You just chuck
them in the oven.

Speaker 2 (35:40):
Well, they make a mess in there.

Speaker 5 (35:41):
You know, No, they don't. Not in the oven. You
know where else you can put your sausages?

Speaker 3 (35:46):
They bust?

Speaker 5 (35:47):
You know where else you can stick your sausage the
air fryer. Have you cooked sausages in the feel like
I might have, but I can't remember. Now I feel
like I have. It's a life hat cooking the sausage,
but I feel like that's similar to the oven. Yeah,
and I actually can't cook them in their fryer because
we don't have a camera inside the air fryer, so
it feels like there's no point in cooking them inside there.

(36:09):
I just wanted to pull the room to find out
if I'm the weird one cooking the sausages in the oven.
So you're you're stricken, pan, I think, yeah, definitely, pan Ellie,
where are you sticking your sausage?

Speaker 3 (36:17):
Usually sticking it in a pan as well. I'm not
opposed to the oven, but I do think the pan
gives it that char Grilleah, you know.

Speaker 5 (36:23):
That's what You're more likely to burn the outside of
your sausage before the inside of the sausages cooked.

Speaker 3 (36:28):
Yeah, not a bad point.

Speaker 2 (36:29):
Yeah, the oven gives you a very even sausage.

Speaker 3 (36:32):
Not if you cook it on a on a medium
to low heat in the pan. And if you know
what you're doing, that's how you need to be cooking
your sausages.

Speaker 2 (36:40):
If they're in the pan, I don't know what I'm doing.

Speaker 5 (36:42):
Yeah, Ella, where are you cooking your vegan sausages?

Speaker 3 (36:46):
Usually the pan? But the oven is not a bad idea.

Speaker 6 (36:50):
Oh wait, do I have one kind?

Speaker 2 (36:51):
But I just feel like they bust open in the oven?

Speaker 3 (36:54):
Do you stick holes in them first? Oh? Yeah, don't? Yeah,
stab them.

Speaker 2 (36:58):
You don't put holes in your sausages. The juices get out.

Speaker 5 (37:03):
That was a myth, sticking holes in your sausages because
all the juicy juiciness leaks out.

Speaker 2 (37:07):
They're going to bust open by themselves. Anyway, I thought
you wanted to.

Speaker 5 (37:10):
Just someone's just texting in and they said, stick your
sausages in the microwave for a bit and then put
them in the pen.

Speaker 1 (37:15):
Oh I don't know.

Speaker 3 (37:17):
I don't know about that.

Speaker 5 (37:18):
Semi microwaved sausages.

Speaker 2 (37:20):
Okay, we're asking we cook our sausages. Could we do
a boiled sausage? Could we see chios? I boil my cheerios?
Could you see v a sausage?

Speaker 3 (37:29):
Sorry?

Speaker 2 (37:31):
Sausage. So you put it in the ear locked bag
and then you put it on the boiling water. Is
that a euphemism? Slip it into a bag v that sausage?

Speaker 5 (37:43):
Anyway, your sausage, your choice, your sausage, sausage.

Speaker 3 (37:51):
There's a worker who has been fired after accidentally sending
a crude reply all email to his boss. He's now
suing his formal workplace for defamation.

Speaker 2 (38:04):
Wait, the guy who sent the bad reply email is sewing.

Speaker 3 (38:07):
Yes, sewing. So here's the details, right, His name is
Joe varn Thomas. He's fifty six, and he has launched
legal action after his former employee. What he says was
a mistake. It was a mistake. It was meant to
go to someone else, and then now they have made

(38:27):
it look like he was meant. Yeah, it was meant
to send it to his boss, what he said. So
the reply all email was sent in response to an
email from the boss herself, Brooke Jenkins, a woman who
had sent out a calendar invitation to an anti discrimination meeting. Right,

(38:49):
so not the bears. And he sent a reply all
that said it was very short and it said this,
what color panties are you wearing? Oh, so, here's here's
what he's saying. Here's what he's saying. This is what

(39:09):
he said. He then, apparently so he sent that reply all.
That's gone to everyone. Everyone has got that email.

Speaker 2 (39:17):
It would have been bad if he just ended to
the box here.

Speaker 3 (39:21):
Everyone, and it was in reply to the anti discrimination
calendar meeting. Anyway, He then obviously realized what he'd done,
and he's followed it up with another.

Speaker 2 (39:32):
Email, another reply all.

Speaker 3 (39:34):
Another reply all, do you what I mean? What he
said in the next reply a, apparently he was like,
I sincerely apologized to everyone. Please know that this is
not who I am as a person, as I carry
myself with respect and dignity. That was meant for one
of my frat brothers and not for this email or
a reply all.

Speaker 1 (39:55):
Good story mate.

Speaker 5 (39:57):
One of his frat brothers work at that workplace. Were
they planning on attending the discrimination meeting?

Speaker 3 (40:02):
Does the frat brother wear panties?

Speaker 5 (40:06):
He's gone for the Yeah, he's gone for the classic
locker room chat defense.

Speaker 2 (40:12):
It's just born.

Speaker 5 (40:13):
And then this guy gets let go for an appropriate
let go, which I feel as that kind of has
to happen in the workplace, and I agree with that,
and now he is.

Speaker 3 (40:23):
Doing the workplace for unfair dismissal for defamation of his
character information defamation of his character. Obviously, like this is
what we're getting this part of the story. There's probably
a history.

Speaker 2 (40:37):
There that you don't get to know. Anyway, I got
a challenge for you.

Speaker 5 (40:42):
What the last group email that we received from our
boss Ross was about the rules around what we can
and can't say about the Olympics.

Speaker 2 (40:50):
Yes, idea you to reply with what color pendies?

Speaker 5 (40:54):
Absolutely not, I dare you, I dare you, I dare you.

Speaker 2 (40:59):
I'm not doing it.

Speaker 3 (41:00):
I'd rather do anything. We're going to ask what color
are your panties? And then I'll and then I'll get
let go and then I'll have to play them this
break on air where it was you bullying me into it.

Speaker 5 (41:13):
Actually, can we have this straight from the record and
then you would get that?

Speaker 2 (41:18):
Okay, No, pick something else. I'll send it. I'll send it. Okay,
what are you going to send?

Speaker 3 (41:26):
I think you should send so reply to the Olympics
email and say groovy.

Speaker 2 (41:34):
Bro groovy bro okay to every.

Speaker 3 (41:37):
Reply all, reply all, groovy bro shucker.

Speaker 2 (41:42):
Okay, I'll We'll work shop it go on, go on,
groovy bro shuker. If you let me off, you let
me off for the panties comments.

Speaker 1 (41:53):
Yeah, banger, birthday A.

Speaker 3 (42:00):
Right, let's get to her birthday bangers for your Wednesday.

Speaker 2 (42:03):
The first time you've heard this, you can call us up,
tell us your birthday.

Speaker 3 (42:06):
We tell you what the number one song on your
sixteenth birthday was.

Speaker 5 (42:10):
Elise is going to go first? Hi, Elise Hi, Alise Hi?
Rate your day for me?

Speaker 3 (42:16):
Out of ten?

Speaker 2 (42:17):
How was it?

Speaker 1 (42:18):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (42:20):
Say about a five? Fine? Five? Sucks?

Speaker 3 (42:23):
Why a five?

Speaker 4 (42:26):
The last couple of days, you know.

Speaker 5 (42:30):
It brings down the mood, right, hum day we're hitting
towards the weekend. You hear a birthday banger, It's going
to be a good one. What's your day to birth?

Speaker 2 (42:35):
Aleisey?

Speaker 5 (42:38):
Long time less my first time?

Speaker 3 (42:40):
Later a second yees, sneaky, sneak you sausage.

Speaker 2 (42:46):
Lease, you've never called our show before at lease, never.

Speaker 4 (42:51):
Any one birthday not that long ago.

Speaker 3 (42:54):
Okay, So you've got alumni within your family? How long
you can you've listened to the show for but.

Speaker 5 (42:59):
Never call Oh same fear? Okay, what's good to have
you here now? At least this to your births begad
to have you here. What's your day of birth? Oh,
we're losing it, but we love the information. We can
do it.

Speaker 3 (43:14):
Third of March nineteen eighty for a lease, which means
quick mass sixteen in nineteen ninety six.

Speaker 2 (43:19):
Here's a birthday Banks.

Speaker 5 (43:25):
You can't be the one that saved man tune, great
sing along, great song, one of.

Speaker 3 (43:31):
The biggest songs of the ninety I.

Speaker 5 (43:34):
Would say Taylor's here to do birthday banger? Hi Taylor,
Hi Taylor, Taylor. Have we lost you as well?

Speaker 3 (43:43):
Taylor?

Speaker 2 (43:45):
Okay, Taylor.

Speaker 3 (43:46):
I thought we're gonna have to do Taylor's version for
a minute.

Speaker 2 (43:49):
Hey, what is your birthday?

Speaker 3 (43:50):
Taylor?

Speaker 5 (43:51):
It's going to be said of April.

Speaker 3 (43:54):
All right. That means you're sixteen in twenty ten, and
we've done the calculations.

Speaker 2 (43:59):
This is your birthday banger?

Speaker 5 (44:04):
Oh my god, what a forgotten anthem describing Jay Williams.

Speaker 3 (44:11):
It is. What do you reckon? Taylor?

Speaker 4 (44:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (44:15):
That's a chum.

Speaker 3 (44:16):
Yeah, who doesn't.

Speaker 5 (44:18):
This was huge when the song came out.

Speaker 2 (44:21):
Okay, wait there, Taylor, We're going to do one more.
See their radio down.

Speaker 3 (44:28):
This is a bit of a mess. Birthday banger today.

Speaker 5 (44:31):
Turn their radio down, and we'll go to markety Hi,
markety hi, muckety Well, oh well, we'll just do it ourselves, okay.

Speaker 3 (44:42):
First of May nineteen ninety five, which means sixteen and
twenty eleven. And this was at the top. Check that
the absolute ADHD of a song.

Speaker 2 (44:59):
Rocky muggety, what are you ricking? Do you let your
birthday banger? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (45:04):
That's all good.

Speaker 2 (45:05):
It's all good, not too bad.

Speaker 3 (45:07):
It's definitely a good vibe on. You might win.

Speaker 2 (45:13):
Hang around for.

Speaker 3 (45:13):
Seconds, they might have to go, Okay, can you hang around?

Speaker 2 (45:18):
Yep, okay, I'm voting for Scribe, me too. Are you okay?
That's all right? It's all good then, mukeety you can go.

Speaker 3 (45:26):
You can go.

Speaker 2 (45:30):
Taylor, you're the winner of birthday banging today.

Speaker 5 (45:32):
Congratulations, Thank you call it through Taylor.

Speaker 2 (45:39):
Bit of a chaotic going on at the moment. From
the year twenty ten.

Speaker 5 (45:45):
He's Taylor's birthday banger Scribe and Jay wills it him.

Speaker 4 (45:49):
I thought I was out.

Speaker 3 (45:53):
What age do you think men find women the most attractive?
And what age do you think women find men the
most attractive?

Speaker 2 (46:02):
What would you say?

Speaker 5 (46:04):
I would quickly scan my brain to find what age
my wife is, and I would say that number.

Speaker 2 (46:10):
Good thinking, good thinking, good thinking.

Speaker 3 (46:12):
There's a study that I believe it's about ten years old,
and it was actually a dating website Okay Cupid, who
I think they have tried to bury this because they
don't really like talking about it. But they were experimenting
with their user's data and they essentially were looking at

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what age the user was, and then I think they
were asking within the questions that they asked them to
sign up to the website, like what is your ideal Yeah,
what's your ideal age range?

Speaker 5 (46:47):
Yeah, that have an incredible amount of data. That's a
big app exactly.

Speaker 3 (46:50):
They've then correlated all of that data and put it
into you know, a graph to see what if there's
any kind of you know.

Speaker 2 (47:01):
What's the word correlation?

Speaker 3 (47:02):
Correlation. Anyway, I've got the results. If you'd like to know,
what do you think the data showed when it came
to men, What do you think the men were most
attracted to what age group?

Speaker 5 (47:17):
I would say the stereotype is probably true and men
were going younger and as they aged, they were staying younger.
That wasn't moving with them as they got older.

Speaker 3 (47:27):
Yeah, So the data showed that no matter what age
the man was, they all were attracted to the same
age woman.

Speaker 2 (47:35):
And what age is that.

Speaker 3 (47:36):
Early twenties, early twenties.

Speaker 2 (47:40):
So predictable, was what all of.

Speaker 3 (47:42):
The men said. It didn't matter what age they were.
They were all mostly attracted to your early twenties.

Speaker 2 (47:49):
Who do men think they are?

Speaker 3 (47:52):
When it came to the.

Speaker 2 (47:53):
Women, their.

Speaker 3 (47:57):
Choice was that as their age went up, yeah, they
clicked that they.

Speaker 2 (48:03):
Liked men around the same age as them, sort of
stayed and step with their own age.

Speaker 3 (48:07):
Yeah. The only little bit of difference was that the
younger the woman, the more closer to their age. It
was like a couple of years, like give or take.
Whereas as the women got older, they tended to pick
a little bit of a younger man.

Speaker 2 (48:22):
Oh they like a younger man too, like by a
couple of years. Yeah, but still yeah, so like yeah, yeah, if.

Speaker 3 (48:30):
The woman was like forty seven, she was looking for
like a forty three year old guy.

Speaker 2 (48:35):
You can go get them girl. Yeah. So what we
can take from this as well, heavily.

Speaker 3 (48:40):
All ages are beautiful.

Speaker 2 (48:42):
I was going to say, everybody wants a younger model.

Speaker 5 (48:45):
Everybody, everybody's looking into trade and the old donger that
they've got for the new model.

Speaker 3 (48:50):
Is that what?

Speaker 2 (48:50):
Fortunately? Be careful, be careful.

Speaker 3 (48:57):
So she started really well.

Speaker 5 (49:01):
I read this article on the Herald today which talks
about the rise of gen zas having botox, not derma fillers,
not like filler being put in, although that happens a
lot too, judging by Love Island.

Speaker 2 (49:14):
If you want a lot of zetas getting the plump ups, definitely.

Speaker 5 (49:18):
I'm talking about getting botox to smooth out your wrinkles,
to disable the muscles in your face that make you
do frowns and stuff that cause wrinkles.

Speaker 3 (49:28):
How old are we talking because gen z is quite
a wide range.

Speaker 5 (49:32):
Eighteen to mid twenties. Pretty much gen Zettas aren't they
were seventeen to mid twenties.

Speaker 2 (49:36):
Is that what it is? You're gen z We kind
of defer to you for this sort of thing old.

Speaker 5 (49:41):
So currently gen zetters they call it preventative botox or
prejuvenation what rather than rejuvenation?

Speaker 6 (49:51):
So is it different ingredients or different No?

Speaker 5 (49:54):
No, no, no, no no no, it's the same botox. But
you're not having botox to rejuvenate your face. You're having
it too, mate.

Speaker 3 (50:02):
It's a preventative.

Speaker 5 (50:03):
It's preventative boatos. Yeah, in the wing way in the
first place.

Speaker 3 (50:08):
I heard about it when I was in my twenties,
and I was like, Oh, I'd love to, but I
can't afford that. It's bloody expensive. Yeah, so expensive. I
barely had money to feed myself in my twenties. Yeah,
how are they affording it? Yeah? Did you hate Buzzy
before we move on? Gen Z twelve to twenty seven?

Speaker 2 (50:26):
Okay, I was that wild?

Speaker 3 (50:29):
Yes, such a big gap, though.

Speaker 2 (50:31):
Here's here's my huge gap.

Speaker 5 (50:32):
Here's my year old's getting botox as a non gen
Z and a non botox user.

Speaker 7 (50:39):
Your twenties are meant to be there, but where you
don't have to worry about your your frowns and your
wrinkli You shouldn't worry about that any It should be
blissfully good point ella. You should be blissfully unaware of
it in your twenties.

Speaker 2 (50:50):
You may that should be bulletproof.

Speaker 3 (50:53):
Maybe they don't want to worry about it in their thirties,
so they're doing this in their twenties, so they're worried.

Speaker 5 (50:58):
About their thirties and the twenties. Don't worry about your thirties.

Speaker 6 (51:02):
Put some sunscreen on, you know what I think?

Speaker 3 (51:04):
Yeah, put some sunscreen on. Keep your face out of
the sun. That is the best advice ever. If it
makes you happy, if it makes you more comfortable, I
don't mind what you're doing totally.

Speaker 5 (51:14):
I'm not shaming anybody who is getting botops. If I
don't want anybody to feel the pressure to need to
get botox.

Speaker 3 (51:21):
Yeah, I know. I just I'm if it makes you
happy and more comfortable in your skin, then I mean
do it if you want.

Speaker 5 (51:27):
Ellie, you said you have a friend your age early
twenties who was getting botox already.

Speaker 6 (51:33):
Yeah, it's it's interesting, Like again, I don't have anything
against her, but it's more the where's your self talk
coming from? Like if it's like yeah, I love it,
well who But if it's more like that, I don't
like negative self talk.

Speaker 3 (51:47):
That's where I feel sad. I have a friend who
is a little bit older than me, but she had
been she's I remember back in our twenties. She was like,
I've been getting botox since I was I think three,
So this is like early, this is like on the.

Speaker 2 (52:03):
Your age, she's a little bit older than me. I reckon.
She looks probably twenty nine. Really, she looks amazing.

Speaker 3 (52:11):
She is I reckon, she'd be like maybe thirty seven,
and she looks amazing. But she is a natural beauty,
like she's stunning, right, but she looks incredible. And she
remember that, I remember her saying to me because she
worked in that industry, and so I think everyone in

(52:32):
that industry, you know, you probably get it for cheap
and people talk about it.

Speaker 2 (52:36):
So she'd been doing it since she was twenty three.
I had always wanted to get botox in my armpet
so I can still do.

Speaker 3 (52:42):
Where does it go? Where does your sweet go?

Speaker 4 (52:44):
There?

Speaker 3 (52:44):
It's a very expensive deodoran.

Speaker 2 (52:46):
Don't make it. It doesn't you get clogged up. Your
body just doesn't make the sweach.

Speaker 6 (52:49):
Oh. I thought it was like a hose and then
it was going.

Speaker 2 (52:52):
Down one peep that disables.

Speaker 3 (52:55):
Though what interesting good question?

Speaker 5 (52:57):
Though?

Speaker 3 (52:58):
Crazy?

Speaker 2 (52:59):
Yeah, both is so expensive.

Speaker 3 (53:01):
It is like to get imagine like those poor people.

Speaker 2 (53:03):
Twelve hundred bucks to get your armputs done.

Speaker 3 (53:05):
A friend of mine has a condition like a sweating condition,
and it's their hands, so they get botox in their hands.

Speaker 5 (53:15):
So but like I don't know how much that costs.
I think your umputs is tie hundred bucks in the
last three months.

Speaker 3 (53:20):
Done your research their clinch, you should get it.

Speaker 5 (53:24):
Just to me shaming all the gins while secretly googling
how much is botox for me?

Speaker 3 (53:31):
Double standard free inklint. I'm just reading this story about
Hamish and Andy, the infamous Aussie radio duo, and how they
are banned from the Olympic Village for life?

Speaker 2 (53:45):
Are they? Yeah? You know why, I'm assuming a prank.

Speaker 3 (53:50):
So they were meant to at the twenty twelve Olympic
Games apparently go and make this speech at the Olympic.

Speaker 2 (53:57):
Village, yeah to the team.

Speaker 3 (54:00):
Yes, okay, yeah, and anyway to do that and to
get into the Olympic Village, apparently it's super tight security
and there's all these forms that you have to like
fill out and you have to get accreditation and all that. Anyway,
apparently whoever filled out Andy's form accidentally put his birth
date as the actual date. Yeah, so he wasn't allowed

(54:22):
to go in, right, Okay, because they were trying he
was a baby. Well, they were trying to show how
tight security was around the Olympic Village. Anyway, they knew
some of the athletes. One of the athletes snuck out.
They said, you look like one of the Aussie high jumpers,
will dress in the Aussie kid, and they snuck him in.
They went, they did this speech, had a security found

(54:45):
out and they were like, you're banned for life.

Speaker 2 (54:46):
He made them look stupid, didn't he. Ah gutted, so
guttered ay.

Speaker 3 (54:52):
But I mean, how often do you want to go
to the to the Olympic village.

Speaker 5 (54:56):
Well, every Olympics of them invited. I heard they've got
they've got free fast feet in there.

Speaker 3 (55:01):
I've heard that too, that's true.

Speaker 5 (55:03):
So then they will gouge themselves on fast so gorge themselves.

Speaker 3 (55:06):
Rather they're not gouging themselves.

Speaker 2 (55:09):
Gorge themselves after they do their race or their You go.

Speaker 3 (55:12):
Back to sleep at your own hotel, though, because those
beds don't look comfy.

Speaker 2 (55:15):
Everyone's hung up about the beds. Everyone's hang up on.

Speaker 1 (55:18):
The card line.

Speaker 3 (55:19):
I just think about you know, there'd be athletes that
are big, like big muscly athletic people, and they're on
a tiny little bed. It'd be rough. You want to
have your best night sleep you can have if you're competing.

Speaker 5 (55:33):
You would just hate to work for the Olympics and
have to assemble five thousand sit bids Like, I'm fine
with them being cardboard. I think it's great because they
can sound throw them away afterwards. No one wants a
secondhand Olympics bid afterwards. Yeah, waste, not the work that's
going to happen on that bid.

Speaker 3 (55:51):
After the event. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (55:53):
Do you on one of the horse rider's bids, not
one of the weightlifters' bids if you're getting at secondhand.

Speaker 2 (55:56):
Wouldn't you?

Speaker 3 (55:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (55:57):
Probably probably whatever's taking the East pounding. Have a great
night everybody, and we'll catch you back tomorrow on the
Brand Clinchow.

Speaker 3 (56:04):
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Speaker 2 (56:09):
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