ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 2nd October 2024

• How old are you and what size is your bed? 
• Cool sh*t you got for free. 
• How to know if you should keep it or chuck it. 
• Clint's 20 year high school reunion. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
The ZiT M podcast network zidims.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Brian Clint saved like a boss with KFC's Wicked Box
from nine nine You want the so.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
What happens at three pm? And oh baby, where that was?

Speaker 4 (00:22):
Sack?

Speaker 3 (00:23):
I love that.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
We're the most overproduced radio show at the moment.

Speaker 5 (00:28):
Oh we sound polished until you start listening to you
and I talk.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
Oh yeah, don't look too far behind the curtain.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
Oh that was nice.

Speaker 5 (00:35):
Producer Claude, have you been working on that behind the scenes?

Speaker 6 (00:39):
Actually, honestly, I did. None of it was all Sam.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
Produce a claud on the ones and toos mixing it up.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
That was that was sweet.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
How's everybody doing? Happy hump?

Speaker 2 (00:49):
Dry hump at the moment about to be very, very
very wit hump for the whole North Island. I think
the South Island been copping a pretty wit hump already.

Speaker 5 (00:57):
Yeah, it's gonna be juicy hump today on the roads. No, wit,
you're juicy, okay, we it's juicy.

Speaker 3 (01:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
Moist?

Speaker 3 (01:06):
Yeah, people don't like that word.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
I quite like it.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
Yeah, I just sweat the weather.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
But ye mind why do people hate the word moist?

Speaker 3 (01:13):
It's just got Yeah, I don't know think about it.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
You think about it.

Speaker 3 (01:17):
The best cakes.

Speaker 5 (01:18):
If you're eating a cake, you want it to be moist.
If you're eating a muffin, nothing better than a moist muffin,
exactly right.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
You don't want to dry one.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
No one likes chowing down on a dry muff.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
Dry muff is no good.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
You better be well hydrated if you're going to chow
down on a dry muff.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
A moist steak not bad, just steak.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
The term moist.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
I know you don't want to dry, but you call
it moist juicy. That's juicy.

Speaker 5 (01:41):
Juicy, isn't would I would you argue juicy is moist?

Speaker 3 (01:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:46):
Is there a real difference?

Speaker 3 (01:47):
What comes down to the juice, doesn't it? Anyway? It's
going to rain this afternoon.

Speaker 5 (01:54):
See what happens when you give us those kind of
opener's claude.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
We're going to see the New Joker move Bri and
I this afternoon after the show.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
I can't wait.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
We've got another two hundred and.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
Fifty dollars cash and a double pass to the Joker
movie with Lady Gaga. And if you're keen, you text
Joker Joker, you leave a space. You tell us about
the dumbest thing you've done in love for love before,
and we could hook you up with that two hundred
and fifty dollars cash and a double pass to the movie.

Speaker 5 (02:20):
Yeah, how far did you go? So text joker and
a space and then what you did for love up
next on the show Trady Versus Lady. Of course, the
ladies pulled one back yesterday, but who will take it today?

Speaker 1 (02:33):
Free in Clint. Yes, it's treaty versus leading. We get
the trades, we get the ladies, We put them head
to head. We keep score all year, and we're about
to have another round.

Speaker 5 (02:49):
The trades are on eighty two, the ladies are on
eighty four.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
The trades are on the verge of something great, but
the ladies just keep holding out on them.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
Yep, that's pretty much the headline.

Speaker 3 (03:01):
Lady is calling from Auklint.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
She's thirty five and she's due to have a baby
to day.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
Welcome to the show. Jimmy, Hi, Jimmy, Hello jim.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
If you're losing this game and you go into labor
during Trady verse, Lady, you win by default.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
Okay, yay, Emma, I mean sorry. Jim is crowning by
the end of the game. Yeah, she's going to push,
it's going to send her into labor.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
You're going to take on our trading from Hoping christ
Hir the twenty nine and they are an adrenaline junkie.
Welcome to the show, John.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
Hi, John, how's you going go? Good? Thank you mate.

Speaker 5 (03:34):
What's the craziest thing you've ever done for the adrenaline rush?

Speaker 7 (03:39):
Well, I've done two bungee jumps.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
Looking at doing skydrump soon hopefully. Hell yeah, South African accent,
Yes it is. It's lovely.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
You ever taken on a pregnant woman who's in labor
during a radio quiz?

Speaker 3 (03:53):
That's pretty adrenaline junkie stuff to me. Yeah, yeah, anything
could happen.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
We're going to make Jimmy jump off the Auckland Bridge soon.
That'll get the baby out of the Let me go back up.
Ye're true, that'd be.

Speaker 2 (04:06):
Bad, actually, Jimma, Lady John Trady, the first of three
Creek Dancers get to the fifty bucks.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
Good luck, here we go, guys. Question number one.

Speaker 5 (04:13):
In New Zealand, it's known as a chili bin, but
name one other thing people call it from around the world.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
Lady, Yes, Jimmy isky.

Speaker 5 (04:22):
Isky isky the Australians call it an eski America.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
South Africans like to call it a cooler, so do
the Americans. I think yeah, coolers the cooler okay.

Speaker 5 (04:33):
Question number two One to the ladies, Our beloved Black
Ferns suffered a shock lost to Ireland the other day.
What sport do the Black Ferns play?

Speaker 1 (04:44):
Yes, John, rugby rugby the course play rugby.

Speaker 5 (04:48):
Nice work, We're all tied up. Question number three, buzz
in when you can tell me who sings this song?

Speaker 1 (04:58):
Lady Jemma, can you yeah? Well done? Two to the ladies.

Speaker 5 (05:03):
One to the trade's you need this one, John to
stay in At question number four, Brad Pitt and his
much younger girlfriend have been reportably exploring baby options.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
Name one of brad Pitt's other ex's lady, Yes, Jimmy
for the win, Angelina Jolie.

Speaker 3 (05:20):
She's got it.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
The idea of them exploring baby options like they're picking
like car interior, like.

Speaker 3 (05:31):
We could get I mean, we get a big.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
Deal on this one.

Speaker 2 (05:35):
Totally good work, John. But Jimma, the lady about to
have a baby. Congratulations, you are a trading verse lady champion.

Speaker 4 (05:41):
Yay, thanks guys.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
No worries.

Speaker 5 (05:43):
Fifty dollars coming your way. I vote spend it on
snacks for the hospital.

Speaker 3 (05:48):
Yeah, I will.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
Good idea.

Speaker 2 (05:50):
And seeing as you won, you have to name the
baby John. Okay, okay, that's fair a John.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
Yes, good idea. We won't call you to check, So
do whatever you Good luck with everything, Gemma.

Speaker 2 (06:06):
We record a second podcast every day. It's called The
Brian Clet After party goes out at seven o'clock and
we just talk crap on the podcast. But yesterday we
had a special guest. Our producer. Ella's sister joined us.
Her name is Lucy.

Speaker 5 (06:21):
Yeah, god, Lucy just some dirt on you, didn't she
question just started dropping bombs in here, like just all
over the place.

Speaker 2 (06:28):
As little sisters do. She kind of put you on blast,
didn't she?

Speaker 3 (06:32):
Ella?

Speaker 6 (06:32):
A little bit? That's fine.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
The best thing though, the best thing that she said, like,
and she didn't even think much of it, because we're
all sitting here and we're talking about how Ella borrows
her mum's undies and then your sister Lucy drops the
bombshell that you still sleep in a king single bed.

Speaker 2 (06:53):
Ella, twenty four year old, engaged woman. I'm not proud
of it has a King single, Dio seid. My three
year old has a King single.

Speaker 8 (07:03):
But what do you do when you've moved out and
you come back home and everyone's taking the bigger rooms
and then the little tiny rooms left.

Speaker 6 (07:09):
You can't do a.

Speaker 5 (07:10):
Big So you're telling me that the room that you're
in can't fit a bigger bed.

Speaker 3 (07:13):
No way are you in a king single out of necessity?

Speaker 6 (07:16):
Definitely?

Speaker 2 (07:17):
Does it have one of those guide rails so you
don't fall out in the night?

Speaker 6 (07:20):
Yes, it does.

Speaker 3 (07:22):
Do have a trundler for when your friend sleepover.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
I love those.

Speaker 6 (07:26):
Actually, that would be really handy.

Speaker 1 (07:27):
My nephew has one of them.

Speaker 3 (07:30):
Yeah, yeah, trundler under the.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
Thinking about get one of those for myself.

Speaker 2 (07:34):
Well, you need a big room for a trundler underneath,
because you've got a queen bed, don't you, or king king?
You've got a king beid God, A trundler would be
enormous for that.

Speaker 1 (07:42):
Can you imagine they have fun with My dogs would
probably end up sleeping on them. So much room.

Speaker 8 (07:48):
But the good thing with a king single is cheap
sheets and linen and douvets and all.

Speaker 1 (07:53):
That, because they come they come from the kids department
toy story ones elsa laugh with race cars on it.
I would love a car.

Speaker 5 (08:06):
Little Mermaid. Can you get a little Mermaid for your bed?
I didn't think so.

Speaker 1 (08:12):
Screw you guys twenty four?

Speaker 3 (08:14):
You know got patrol bid.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
Me not.

Speaker 5 (08:19):
There's an attachment where I can install a steering wheel
and it's like I'm driving a car.

Speaker 1 (08:24):
It's good practice practice. You have to get two poor
patrol duvets to cover you've been bidden.

Speaker 5 (08:30):
Mum said, And mom said, if I'm real good, we
can get one to put on top of my bed.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
Will make bunk beds done?

Speaker 5 (08:39):
And then and then my mum said that if I
get bunk beds, then my fiance Ryan can sleep up there.

Speaker 1 (08:47):
At least get a trundler for your fiance.

Speaker 6 (08:49):
Get the tamping mattress out.

Speaker 5 (08:51):
I was gonna imagine you and your fiance trying to
sleep in that king single.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
You'd have to sleep like in a bear hug.

Speaker 3 (08:57):
Do you want to ask?

Speaker 2 (08:59):
We want to ask this afternoon, how old are you?
And what size is your bid?

Speaker 9 (09:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (09:05):
What size better? You're rocking.

Speaker 3 (09:06):
We're bullying Ella, we know, but it's funny.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
So like we just want to know is it unusual.

Speaker 5 (09:12):
Yeah, is it unusual for a twenty four year old
to have a king single bed?

Speaker 3 (09:17):
Or are you at twenty seven year old and you're
on a single single?

Speaker 1 (09:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (09:21):
You know, yeah, you're in a bird and Nerni situation.

Speaker 1 (09:24):
God.

Speaker 5 (09:24):
I just remember, like when I was at boarding school,
the beds were smaller than a normal single bed. And
I remember when I was in grade twelve, and I
was this height when I was in grade twelve, so
like my I'd have to sleep with my.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
Legs like crunched up.

Speaker 5 (09:40):
And I remember promising myself that the first chance I got,
I was going to bom myself a big bid.

Speaker 1 (09:47):
Yeah, and I've never went back to a single.

Speaker 2 (09:49):
That's what Ella said when she went shopping for a
king SINGI get the big bid.

Speaker 5 (09:53):
Would you know when you go to the mattress store
and they go, hello, miss, do you want me to
show you over to the queen's size and you go, nah,
king single police, that's why I shop.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
Online, and we want to know your age and the
size of your bed.

Speaker 3 (10:08):
Okay, come on, join, come on, what's your what's on
your do they?

Speaker 1 (10:12):
What is it? A little man mate? Race cars?

Speaker 2 (10:16):
We've just been bullying our producer Ella with love, with Love,
with Love, It's coming from a good place. We were
just shocked to find out last night that she's twenty four,
engaged to be married and sleeping in a King single.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
Do your legs hang off the end?

Speaker 6 (10:29):
No they don't. I'm fine, you're pretty sure.

Speaker 1 (10:31):
I curl up.

Speaker 6 (10:32):
I don't have a pillow, and I got right left,
waight back.

Speaker 1 (10:35):
She don't have a pillow? No, you sleep with no pillow.

Speaker 6 (10:38):
You put it up so.

Speaker 8 (10:39):
It's leaning against the wall, and then I go with
my tummy and then I go left, right back.

Speaker 3 (10:44):
You said, with no pillow and your king.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
SINGI do you have a swaddle as well?

Speaker 2 (10:51):
Welcome, Welcome to the party. So we're asking how old
are you? Size is your beard?

Speaker 1 (10:57):
Mum puts her in.

Speaker 5 (10:58):
A swaddle after she boops it to me.

Speaker 3 (11:01):
Have you done enough? Wheeze?

Speaker 2 (11:04):
Ella, You're like, that's someone ticks it, and said, my
two year old has got a queen sized bed?

Speaker 6 (11:08):
Can I have one?

Speaker 1 (11:10):
Do a swap?

Speaker 3 (11:11):
We should do a swap some other thing about being
an adult. You can have one.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
Someone else if you want.

Speaker 5 (11:17):
I'm sixty four and I sleep on a King single.
I saw before I snore obviously the spare room.

Speaker 2 (11:24):
Maybe yeah, true true. Ben's joining us on the phone.
High Bin, Hi, Ben?

Speaker 1 (11:28):
Hi?

Speaker 3 (11:29):
First of all, how old are you.

Speaker 10 (11:30):
beIN I'm twenty seven, twenty seven?

Speaker 1 (11:33):
And what bed size are you rocking? Ben?

Speaker 10 (11:37):
Have a King single?

Speaker 3 (11:38):
King single?

Speaker 1 (11:38):
A King single?

Speaker 3 (11:40):
And what do you love about the King single?

Speaker 4 (11:43):
It's just it's so neat and tidy.

Speaker 10 (11:45):
It just's nicely in the corner of my room, doesn't
take them too much space.

Speaker 3 (11:48):
And the follow up question, what is on your dovet?

Speaker 2 (11:52):
It's just a plain, neutral kind of blue color.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
I thought you were going to say, just planes.

Speaker 2 (11:57):
Yeah, you know the movie Airplaneans It's good.

Speaker 3 (12:01):
Yeah, you must the King single? You could ever find
a Nemo dub? He doesn't like that? Okay, Now I's
been thinking so much. Ticks and said.

Speaker 2 (12:09):
When I met my now wife, she was twenty one
living in her appearance and a King single bed.

Speaker 3 (12:14):
It was on wheels and they had wooden floors.

Speaker 2 (12:16):
The indoor gardening meant the bed would move around and
you'd wake up a bit disorientated. Where am I also
couldn't sit up and lean it against the wall because
the bed would go whosh.

Speaker 1 (12:28):
That sounds like my worst nightmare, little rubber feet for those?
Why is the bed on wheels on a wood floor?

Speaker 3 (12:36):
Rico's here? Hi, Rico, Rico, Hey, we're good. How do
you Rico sixteen sixteen? Yeah, and Rico? What sized bed
are you running?

Speaker 8 (12:47):
California King?

Speaker 1 (12:48):
A California King?

Speaker 3 (12:50):
Rienna bed?

Speaker 1 (12:51):
Wow?

Speaker 3 (12:52):
Rico has a sixteen year old in a California King.

Speaker 1 (12:56):
It's pretty main hatespose?

Speaker 3 (12:57):
Yeah, yeah, bet yeah. Did you buy yourself or your parents?

Speaker 7 (13:01):
Like?

Speaker 3 (13:01):
You know what?

Speaker 2 (13:01):
Our sixteen year old needs a bed big enough for
four people?

Speaker 10 (13:06):
Oh? I got yourself.

Speaker 1 (13:07):
Oh you bought it for yourself. That's impressive, man, en Rico.

Speaker 5 (13:12):
What was the reasoning behind dare I ask you wanting
a California King?

Speaker 7 (13:17):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (13:17):
I just wanted a big beds.

Speaker 1 (13:19):
Well, good for you. If you saved up and bought that,
that wouldn't have been cheap.

Speaker 3 (13:23):
I've got to Kelly King. Rico.

Speaker 2 (13:24):
It's bloody hard to get sheets, isn't it. Yeah, it's
hard at the top, first first world problem. Sounds like
you're not getting any sympatheme from Brie Rico. But that's
all good things for your call. Someone said, I'm in
a queen, but I'm considering switching down to a King single. Ella,
is it really as good as it's made out to be.

Speaker 6 (13:43):
It's not bad, it is. It's fine. You have more
room on the floor.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
Unless you're having sleepovers, which makes it complicated.

Speaker 6 (13:49):
But if you're not doing that, it's fine.

Speaker 3 (13:50):
My brother is thirty next year and he still sleeps
in a King single.

Speaker 1 (13:53):
Loser. Someone else said I had a single bed till
I was twenty six and have just moved out and
now have a double bed.

Speaker 2 (14:01):
See that would be a huge step up single to
double question question.

Speaker 1 (14:04):
I don't know if it is like a single bed.
It's two singles? Is a double two standard singles? It's
not any longer? No, so it's still the same length
as a single. A double bed yeah, gotcha. Now you
go down to a double you'll feel it. Whereas a
King single, I believe, is longer than.

Speaker 3 (14:25):
A double bed.

Speaker 1 (14:26):
Okay, but not as wide as a double bed.

Speaker 3 (14:28):
Well there you go, so your top and tail?

Speaker 8 (14:33):
Yeah, Funes, Sorry, maybe not.

Speaker 1 (14:39):
Yeah, your mom listens to this show.

Speaker 6 (14:41):
She does, Sorry, mum.

Speaker 2 (14:42):
Clint Brian Clint, Bruno, Mars and Lady Gaga.

Speaker 3 (14:46):
That New Joker movie with.

Speaker 2 (14:47):
Lady Gaga in it comes out tomorrow, and we've got
two hundred and fifty bucks cash and free tickets. If
you tell us the craziest thing you've done for love,
you taxt Joker and your story to nine six in sex.

Speaker 3 (15:00):
Will call someone at five o'clock.

Speaker 1 (15:02):
Like, maybe you went and got braces.

Speaker 3 (15:05):
For someone you were in love with.

Speaker 1 (15:06):
Yeah, maybe braces on your teeth. Maybe the person was like,
you know what, really.

Speaker 2 (15:11):
Orthodontics optional, Like can you go to an orthodonicison? Go
give me some braces?

Speaker 1 (15:15):
So you have to.

Speaker 3 (15:17):
It's quite a process.

Speaker 1 (15:18):
I feel like if you pay for them, you can
get them.

Speaker 3 (15:20):
Really, maybe geez Dodgy didn't.

Speaker 1 (15:22):
I saw a dog with braces ones?

Speaker 3 (15:24):
Did you?

Speaker 1 (15:25):
Really? It was weird? What's the don't ask me? It
wasn't my dog.

Speaker 3 (15:30):
Aesthetics or like reason?

Speaker 1 (15:33):
No, I don't know. I think it was like a
medical thing.

Speaker 3 (15:37):
It'd have to be.

Speaker 2 (15:38):
Yeah, dogs live enough long enough to bother like he's
got shit teeth, but he'll be dead soon, you know.

Speaker 1 (15:45):
Oh, come on, some of them lived twenty years.

Speaker 2 (15:47):
Yeah, try, I guess. Okay, all right, if that's your story,
that's fine. Joker and your story.

Speaker 1 (15:53):
Why am I defending the dog brace? Lady? It's not
your dog's not my dog.

Speaker 3 (15:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (15:58):
Anyway, So far this.

Speaker 2 (15:59):
Year, ACC has paid out nearly two million dollars to
people with claims involving Jandles, high heels and Crocs. Two
million dollars worth of injuries just here, just here, just
to September this year.

Speaker 3 (16:16):
That's crazy.

Speaker 1 (16:17):
Not just in New Zealand up until September, yes, million dollars.

Speaker 2 (16:22):
Crocs continue to be a very popular shoe, much to
Breeze discussed.

Speaker 3 (16:27):
Have you got a pair yet?

Speaker 1 (16:28):
No?

Speaker 3 (16:29):
I love my Crocs.

Speaker 2 (16:30):
Nah, great gardening shoe, Great gardening shoe. I actually started
working out in my Crocs too. I don't know if
that was safe, but I did.

Speaker 1 (16:38):
Oh God, it's really got you by advice, isn't it.

Speaker 2 (16:41):
Maybe this is where the ACC claims come from. The
total number of Croc related accidents this year is already
bigger than last year's. That shows you how much more
popular the shoes are getting. It's going up and up
and up and up. More people than crocs getting more
adventurous in their crocs. The number of Jendle related accidents
is going down and Crocs is going up, which is interesting,

(17:03):
isn't it. My friend Jordan owns a jendle business and
he hates the crop company. A.

Speaker 1 (17:09):
Yeah, that's his arch nemesis, his arch nemesis. What is it?

Speaker 3 (17:14):
No like foot arch?

Speaker 1 (17:16):
No, I wasn't, but damn it, I should have owned that.

Speaker 2 (17:19):
So what is the worst shoe out of those three? Well,
these are the three worst shoes in New Zealand. Crocs
came in third. Crocs are the third worst shoe for
injuries according to the ACC.

Speaker 1 (17:31):
We're talking what rolled ankles, all that kind of jazz?

Speaker 3 (17:34):
Yeah, Second is high heel and jendles are the worst.

Speaker 1 (17:37):
Jendles are the worst.

Speaker 3 (17:40):
What kind of injury could you get from a jandle?

Speaker 1 (17:42):
You need a blowout?

Speaker 3 (17:43):
Yeah, but that's not an injury.

Speaker 5 (17:45):
Nobody like normally you can't hurt yourself if you blow
out a jandle, can you?

Speaker 1 (17:50):
Yeah? W toge?

Speaker 3 (17:52):
You can't fall out of agendle?

Speaker 1 (17:54):
Yeah, what what is the injury you get with as
you could?

Speaker 3 (17:58):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (17:59):
A friend of mine, God, I don't have enough support,
like arch support or something like that.

Speaker 1 (18:03):
What they classify that as an injury?

Speaker 3 (18:05):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (18:06):
I would have said high heels, yeah, I would have.

Speaker 2 (18:08):
Thought high heels too, But then how many people. The
percentage of people wearing high heels in New Zealand versus
the percentage of people wearing jandles.

Speaker 5 (18:17):
No, Nah, really well, I mean fifty of the country
is women, yes, and then this workplace as women.

Speaker 2 (18:25):
But how many women in this workplace are wearing high heels? Yeah,
but they're all wearing sambas.

Speaker 9 (18:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (18:31):
But Clint Ben, who used to produce on this show,
will tracksuit pants to work.

Speaker 1 (18:36):
I don't think this is the best example.

Speaker 3 (18:39):
Yeah, but I don't think track pant bin is the standard.

Speaker 1 (18:42):
Either, track pant beIN.

Speaker 3 (18:46):
Let me ask the girls, Well, let's pole the women
in this room. How many pairs of high heels on
right now?

Speaker 4 (18:51):
No?

Speaker 1 (18:52):
Well, have you ever had an accident in a pair
of high high heels?

Speaker 5 (18:56):
I've had like an almost rolled ankle, but never actually
gone through with it, and I avoid them like the plague.

Speaker 2 (19:02):
Have you ever had an accident and crocs or jendles
and there you go?

Speaker 1 (19:05):
Well, you know, we'll grip on those things.

Speaker 5 (19:07):
I reckon high heels are on the way out. I
reckon in thirty years, high heels won't exist.

Speaker 6 (19:13):
Can something be created that's like futuristic? Can like not.

Speaker 1 (19:16):
Sore Yeah, high heels orthotics. Honestly, what what do they
really bring?

Speaker 5 (19:23):
You know, I wore high heels the last time I
wore them, my toe went numb and was numb for
three days. But you looked really hot though I looked fantastic,
but still not worth it.

Speaker 3 (19:36):
Just so tall though she keep being a hit on
door frames. It's a real issue. One of the acc
claims include those.

Speaker 1 (19:42):
Things not that tall.

Speaker 2 (19:46):
That's pretty till those six inch stilettos.

Speaker 6 (19:55):
Did you know you've got a bald patch right on
top of your heads?

Speaker 1 (19:58):
Came at the side.

Speaker 3 (20:03):
I'm looking down on you.

Speaker 2 (20:06):
Literally, that's a huge bitch.

Speaker 3 (20:16):
Is it in? Brian Clint? That it's post malone feet?
To Clint, I.

Speaker 5 (20:19):
Am convinced everything is better when it's free. Food tastes
better when it's free. Beers, beers taste way better.

Speaker 1 (20:27):
When they're free. Yeah, Like, everything's just better if it's free.

Speaker 2 (20:31):
Your parents try to raise you that that when you
spend your own money on things, that it's that much sweeter.

Speaker 3 (20:36):
That's so wrong.

Speaker 1 (20:37):
Nah, be free. Yeah, it's so nice when it's free.
Imagine getting a free car.

Speaker 3 (20:42):
When you pay for it. Like, I don't even like
the Selwich that much.

Speaker 2 (20:45):
When it's free, you're like for free, for free free.

Speaker 3 (20:51):
Yeah, I agree.

Speaker 5 (20:52):
Had the best morning this morning because at the moment,
I'm really into the gardening.

Speaker 1 (20:57):
I'm just doing a lot of gardening.

Speaker 5 (20:59):
I built myself a veggie patch a couple of weekends
ago and have been doing all my garden beds, replanting
my lemon trees, and doing all stuff in the garden.

Speaker 3 (21:08):
You're peeing on them, no lemon trees.

Speaker 1 (21:11):
No, the neighbors reported us. I can't do that anymore.

Speaker 3 (21:14):
It's good for them.

Speaker 1 (21:15):
Is it probably an old wives tale?

Speaker 2 (21:17):
I'd say, no, there's something in it, something in the acidity,
something in the something in the ammonia.

Speaker 1 (21:23):
Well, because are you saying because it's an acidic.

Speaker 3 (21:26):
No, it's something in it. There's something in.

Speaker 2 (21:28):
It, like bus like acidity, lemon tree specifically.

Speaker 1 (21:33):
Yeah, okay, look, i'll take I'll take your ward for it,
if a word for it, if it's if it's an
issue for you and your female partner, if you would
like me to come around and pee on your lemon tree.

Speaker 3 (21:42):
No, we're good, I think, okay, we're good.

Speaker 1 (21:44):
No, no, no, thank you. But if I get stung
by a jellyfish. You best believe I'll be asking you.

Speaker 3 (21:50):
To an old wives tale, it is.

Speaker 1 (21:53):
But anyway, so I'm at the point now where I'm
looking at this garden bed that I've made all nice,
and I was like, oh, jeez, I'd love some mulch.
You know, a bit of mulch. Have you seen the
fancy mulch.

Speaker 3 (22:04):
They do now, the colored stuff?

Speaker 2 (22:06):
Yeah, it's quite fancy anyway, good forging.

Speaker 3 (22:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (22:10):
But I went up to the garden the garden shop,
and I had to look around. Turns out mult quite expensive.
Like all this is is sticks.

Speaker 3 (22:21):
It's just munched up sticks.

Speaker 1 (22:23):
Yeah, all it is sticks. Anyways, I to be in
my bottom and I was like, oh, I'm not paying
that much. I probably can get it for cheaper.

Speaker 3 (22:30):
And I made mulch the other day.

Speaker 5 (22:32):
Well, the thing is, I went home, picked my dogs up,
and I was like, I need to go take my
dogs for a walk. I've went from my normal walk
around the park that I walk at, and I've looked
over lo and behold.

Speaker 1 (22:45):
This huge pile of malt.

Speaker 5 (22:49):
In front of it a sign that says free mult
take what you need.

Speaker 3 (22:56):
Isn't it funny how the universe provides that never happened.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
I know that never happens to me. I would be
the person that would have bought six bags of molts
the way around for a walk and then be like,
oh crap, there's free bloody mulch down here.

Speaker 2 (23:10):
It's not bagged up in the park. It's just a
big pile and the council wants you to take it.
But I said to you when you got here, that's great.
How are you going to get the mulch to your house? Yes,
you have no idea. Nah, you're you going to do
it bag by bag?

Speaker 1 (23:24):
That sounds like a lot of work.

Speaker 2 (23:25):
Yeah, you can take those reusable shopping bags, fill them
with you know, put them in the back of the.

Speaker 1 (23:30):
Cach and I need a trailer trailer.

Speaker 2 (23:34):
This is why you should have supported me when I
wanted to become a ute guy, because I'd happily do
a uteload of mulch for you.

Speaker 1 (23:41):
You'd be that you guy that would if I asked you,
I just know you would have been like, no, I
don't put stuff like that in my ute. It's clean.

Speaker 2 (23:49):
No, I'd be the other way around, because I'd be
desperate to use my ute for something I'd be like.

Speaker 3 (23:54):
A ute somebody near you.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
I've got a ute. I need to show my wife
that this was a worthwhile purchase, the uting. I'll pick
up the mulch anyway, that's a materus.

Speaker 5 (24:05):
That problem isn't neither here nor there. The point is
there's free mulch right.

Speaker 1 (24:11):
Near my house.

Speaker 3 (24:12):
What park is it.

Speaker 1 (24:13):
I'm not telling you.

Speaker 3 (24:16):
Because that could be gone at the end of the day.

Speaker 1 (24:17):
Don't don't tell anyone.

Speaker 3 (24:20):
I don't know anyway.

Speaker 1 (24:21):
I know I want everyone to have the free mulch.
I'm not going to say where it is, but it's
for everyone, and it's huge. There's plenty for all.

Speaker 3 (24:28):
Oh, I'm happy for you.

Speaker 1 (24:29):
God, it's good when you get some free stuff like
that stuff.

Speaker 2 (24:32):
That you need tax free. You know, God, you should
beg some of it up and on sell it. Ah,
that'd be the real way to turn this into a
double well.

Speaker 1 (24:40):
I don't know if you can do that, can you?
You're good one time, but you're one time. My partner
and I we really needed some bricks.

Speaker 3 (24:48):
Oh yeah, a couple.

Speaker 1 (24:50):
Of houses down. Guess what they were given away? Bricks?

Speaker 3 (24:54):
What do you need bricks for?

Speaker 1 (24:55):
We wanted there was this little part in near the
deck where our dog was getting under and we wanted
to put bricks there. Yeah, anyway, free bricks.

Speaker 2 (25:03):
You should start asking the universe for something. Really need
a new pleasuma TV. It's still called pleasants. I never
really need a big flat screen TV.

Speaker 1 (25:14):
I really really need a jet ski.

Speaker 3 (25:17):
Yeah, exactly, that's all.

Speaker 2 (25:18):
I would love a jets I'd love to know what
the financial lid is for the universe, like, because you've
asked for malt, which is like thirteen dollars a bag,
some old bricks which are generally free. Anyway, where does
the universe go? Come on, mate, you're drumane.

Speaker 1 (25:32):
Where is the line?

Speaker 3 (25:33):
Not house? You could be like, oh, I'd love a house.

Speaker 1 (25:36):
Yeah, I feel like that's not going to happen. Yeah,
what's the coolest thing you've ever got for free?

Speaker 3 (25:42):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (25:44):
Go on, you've never got anything for free.

Speaker 2 (25:46):
I found two lounge sweets on the side of the
road once, but we already had a lounge suite. But
I couldn't let two lounge sweets go to waste, so
I brought them back to my flat and then we
had three lounge sweets. It was awful, but I could
not leave those lounge sweets behind.

Speaker 1 (25:58):
Are they the ones that smell like.

Speaker 3 (26:01):
No, but they're very steainy?

Speaker 1 (26:02):
Yeah? Age where if you see a couch on the
side of the road, you're like, we've got to.

Speaker 3 (26:06):
Get that couch.

Speaker 1 (26:07):
It's a perfectly good couch.

Speaker 2 (26:08):
People all have better things than me. We want to
know what's the coolest thing you got for free?

Speaker 1 (26:13):
Yeah? What did you get for free? Where you were
just like, Oh God, what a day.

Speaker 5 (26:17):
I can't believe it, what a day made your whole week?

Speaker 3 (26:21):
You can share it with us. I know whoue hundred
dollars at him.

Speaker 2 (26:23):
You can brag about it on the text machine on
nine six ninety six and we'll get it on her
next Someone just text.

Speaker 1 (26:28):
Her and they said I could use their trailer another
thing for free. God, it was a good day for
me this morning, very good day. Was in need of mulch.
Went to have a look at the price of malt.
Turns out pretty expensive. Took my dogs for a walk,
low and hold free mulch in the park for the taken.

Speaker 3 (26:49):
Have you seen the malch advice that's coming though?

Speaker 1 (26:51):
Someone choosing to ignore that.

Speaker 2 (26:52):
Well, this is important for people because you're telling them
to get the free mulch. This will still work. You
just got to they said, Brie, don't put fresh molt
around your plants or trees. Aged mulch is better. You'll
kill your plants. I work for treescapes. We deal with
that mulch every day. So you don't want to hear it,
do you? You don't want to hear it. I'm just

(27:14):
thinking of your plants.

Speaker 1 (27:16):
So you just had to rain on my free parade.

Speaker 2 (27:19):
Yeah, you've got to bring the mulch home, and you've
got to leave it out for a bit so it.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
Can Where am I going to leave it out? I
live in the suburbs. No, I do appreciate that advice.

Speaker 2 (27:28):
You would have got home with your free march and
then killed your whole garden.

Speaker 5 (27:31):
There were so many lovely people offering trailers and trailers
in their youths to pick up my mulch.

Speaker 3 (27:37):
Someone said, you guys really shouldn't have got rid of
the venues, should you.

Speaker 1 (27:42):
That ticks really tickled me. Tamson's here high Tamson by Tamson? Hi?
What really?

Speaker 10 (27:48):
Sorry?

Speaker 4 (27:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (27:49):
No, what were you going to say, Tamson?

Speaker 10 (27:52):
I was just going to say that my story is
not my story. It's my friend's story and relatable to
because it's about a trailer, right they did. D came
home one day and said, hey, can I I picked
up a free trailer off the side of the road.
And they were initially ashly delighted for him was free?
He's not because they had a sign on it that

(28:13):
says free. They realized that he had towed away the
free trailer that used to be holding free stuff and
all the free stuff and just helped themselves to the
vessel and taking a trailer phone.

Speaker 2 (28:25):
Oh amazing, I can you can see how they would
have though, take the free stuff off the trailer.

Speaker 1 (28:32):
I would have thought that was a free trailer too.

Speaker 2 (28:34):
I would have thought all my Christmas had come at
once as a dead holy hell.

Speaker 5 (28:38):
That might be one of the best stories I've heard
in a long time, Tims and or all the.

Speaker 10 (28:43):
Free stuff had gone. And so he did the thinking
it was the trailer.

Speaker 2 (28:46):
So today you put your nice trailer of free stuff out.
Someone still in the trailer.

Speaker 1 (28:53):
He's gone. God, why is someone giving away this trailer?

Speaker 3 (28:57):
Have perfectly good trailer?

Speaker 1 (28:58):
Great Nick free in Clint. Time to play Google down.
Now do you feel lucky?

Speaker 2 (29:06):
Well, do you?

Speaker 3 (29:07):
It's time for brillan Clint's Google Down.

Speaker 1 (29:10):
Punk play it. Every week.

Speaker 5 (29:14):
The crew in here go head to head against each other,
and they're playing for people who have texted through their names.
Fifty KFC chicken dollars.

Speaker 1 (29:25):
Is on the line.

Speaker 5 (29:26):
And I have been running some different themes in google
down for the past couple of weeks, and I thought
let's continue on, shall we oky this week's theme? I'm
calling it how many grammys?

Speaker 1 (29:41):
Hanny? What? Okay?

Speaker 5 (29:45):
Cordia gets it?

Speaker 3 (29:47):
What's the hannybat?

Speaker 1 (29:48):
Hanny? Honey?

Speaker 5 (29:51):
You have to type that in when you search it?

Speaker 3 (29:53):
Clinton, Yeah, huh?

Speaker 1 (29:55):
How many grammys Hanny? Okay? Here comes number one? How
many grammys has Mariana one? How many? Nine? Wow? That
was quick from you, Ella. She has indeed won.

Speaker 3 (30:12):
Nine Google Grammys? Shiaria, you would have been.

Speaker 5 (30:18):
Right there for Shakira, wouldn't you?

Speaker 1 (30:21):
Nine?

Speaker 5 (30:22):
Gives Ella that first point becomes done. Question number two?
How many Grammys has Justin Bieber?

Speaker 1 (30:31):
One? Nice? Clint, he got in there.

Speaker 5 (30:37):
I don't know how to spell biber. It is a
hard one known how to spell it?

Speaker 1 (30:45):
Two Grammys for Justin Bieber gives Clint that point. Question
number three, how many Grammys as Charlie x e X
one two?

Speaker 6 (30:58):
I'm locking in two, I'm locking in zero zero.

Speaker 3 (31:03):
I don't take my time now.

Speaker 2 (31:07):
Billboards, billboards one, Brits zero Grammy nominations two Grammys zero.

Speaker 1 (31:14):
I've got to give it to Clint.

Speaker 6 (31:15):
That's fair.

Speaker 5 (31:16):
I understand why because I already yelled out an answer
before I got is it too?

Speaker 1 (31:21):
But it was zero? Zero?

Speaker 6 (31:25):
Cool?

Speaker 5 (31:26):
She's never she's been nominated, she's never won a Grammy.

Speaker 1 (31:30):
Damn that could all change with that latest album.

Speaker 3 (31:33):
Did you google it, Clara? Or did you guess?

Speaker 5 (31:35):
I gissed but too late, and I googled it and
just everything happened was a mess.

Speaker 1 (31:40):
It was a mess.

Speaker 3 (31:41):
You missed my Charlie sex joke. Don't worry.

Speaker 6 (31:42):
It was fun.

Speaker 1 (31:43):
I got it, okay to Clint? Want to ella? Question
number four, how many Grammys has Kendrick Lamar? One?

Speaker 9 (31:55):
No?

Speaker 1 (31:56):
She did?

Speaker 5 (31:57):
I have to say, Claudia did say seventeen before you?

Speaker 6 (32:01):
Sixteen?

Speaker 3 (32:01):
I said sixteen? Claudia said sixteen.

Speaker 6 (32:04):
I said seventeen.

Speaker 2 (32:06):
I said sixteen, And as I said sixteen, Claudia said sixteen,
I said seventeen.

Speaker 5 (32:11):
I never said, did you say, sixteen or seventeen seventeen.

Speaker 1 (32:14):
I'll take Claudia's words. She's pretty honest. Still, let the
replay if you need it. She is pretty honest. I'll
take her word for it.

Speaker 6 (32:20):
It's fine.

Speaker 3 (32:20):
Well calm down.

Speaker 6 (32:22):
Oh don't tell a woman to calm down.

Speaker 1 (32:24):
You calm down. I was defending you.

Speaker 5 (32:26):
Sorry, Okay, everyone, everyone calmed down.

Speaker 1 (32:32):
After the sky the boss come down.

Speaker 3 (32:33):
What's the score.

Speaker 1 (32:34):
Okay, the score is two to Clint, one to Ella,
one to Claudia. This is a good game. Here we go.

Speaker 5 (32:39):
Question number five, This could be Ella's point to lose.
How many Grammys has Billie Eilish one nine nine.

Speaker 1 (32:53):
Said Ella's wanted to lose.

Speaker 5 (32:54):
I'm like, it's gonna be Billy and I d I
risked it.

Speaker 3 (32:57):
See that is that that's the different. That is expert level.

Speaker 1 (33:02):
Expert level stuff.

Speaker 5 (33:04):
Wow, Okay, Ella was right there too, so was Clint.
But Claudia got in first. Two to Claude, to to
Clint one to Ella, You're still in it. Question thank
it on at a number six. How many Grammys has
Whitney Houston won.

Speaker 1 (33:23):
Sex sex? Clada, you're jogging. I've already written myself out
of that game. Wow, and that's why she's the best.
She's the best, the guy, she's the goat.

Speaker 2 (33:38):
Even if she lied about that sixteen seventeen, Yeah, I
think you did.

Speaker 7 (33:42):
Read.

Speaker 1 (33:43):
Don't make her bring up the replay and you'll be
embarrassed me replay. I believe it.

Speaker 3 (33:47):
Maddie.

Speaker 2 (33:47):
You becked Claudia, which is the easy option, but we
won't hold it against you.

Speaker 1 (33:52):
You've scored fifty KFC chicken dollars. Congratulations, awesome, Thank you guys.

Speaker 2 (33:57):
Claudia.

Speaker 5 (33:57):
Apologies for them bickering, Maddie. You know it's hard to
try children.

Speaker 3 (34:02):
Thank you for your.

Speaker 6 (34:02):
Support, Maddie. I really appreciate you. Move on's it?

Speaker 1 (34:07):
Well done, Maddie, will get that KC out to your babe.
That was a good game. I love a heated game
because it means that you care, like Clincid, it means
you care about your passionate.

Speaker 2 (34:19):
I'm having a bit of a downsize at the moment.
You know, you can give that feeling when you're like, oh,
there's too much crap in my wardrobe or my drawers.

Speaker 3 (34:26):
I don't wear any of this rubbish, and it's just
there that I.

Speaker 2 (34:29):
Have to sift through every time I want to wear
one of the three T shirts that I like to wear.

Speaker 1 (34:33):
I feel like I need to.

Speaker 5 (34:35):
Like I'm doing weights when I'm pushing things to the
side of my closet because it's so packed.

Speaker 1 (34:41):
I'm like, yeah, just to pull one thing out.

Speaker 2 (34:44):
People say that on average, the average person wears twenty
percent of the clothes that they own, which is crazy
because you just keep accumulating them.

Speaker 1 (34:52):
My stuff is.

Speaker 5 (34:53):
So packed into my wardrobe that I can't see most
of the stuff that I've got. My partner's biggest gripe
about me in our entire relationship.

Speaker 1 (35:02):
Get rid of some of your clothes clues.

Speaker 3 (35:04):
Because you do those Sheen hauls, don't you.

Speaker 1 (35:07):
I've never bought anything from there. Thank you very.

Speaker 2 (35:10):
Get a sack of stuff from Sheen delivered and in
the stitching, it's like help us, and you're like, give
me more.

Speaker 1 (35:17):
You seem to know a lot about them.

Speaker 2 (35:20):
Anyway, I figured out this is this is genius. By
the way, I don't give out many nuggets of wisdom,
but I found this genius. This goes for anybody who's
looking to downsize. Anything could be clothes, could be kid furniture,
not really kids.

Speaker 3 (35:36):
Yes, depends how ruthless you are could go for friends.

Speaker 1 (35:39):
Friends, Oh yeah, friends, but I.

Speaker 2 (35:41):
Think it's a stretch. Just possessions. Okay, okay. This is
how you decide whether you truly like the item and
whether it's worth keeping. Imagine that that item got pooh
on it? Would you clean it off or would you
throw the item away if it pooh on it? If

(36:01):
the answer is you wouldn't bother cleaning pooh off it,
you don't really value that item. You don't really truly
value it, and you can live without it.

Speaker 5 (36:10):
Or maybe I just really don't want to touch pooh. Yeah,
what kind of pooh? I need to know what kind
of poo ah?

Speaker 3 (36:17):
Like human?

Speaker 7 (36:18):
Dog?

Speaker 1 (36:19):
Human?

Speaker 5 (36:20):
No, wait, no wait human pooh human very different to dogs, okay, human.

Speaker 1 (36:24):
And like as stranger's.

Speaker 3 (36:27):
I don't know it's pooh, it's pooh.

Speaker 1 (36:29):
No, but it makes a big difference.

Speaker 2 (36:30):
You peck the item up, you pick up your CARDI
and you go, oh, it's got pooh on it. You
don't bother doing forensics, You just okay, pooh pooh on it.

Speaker 3 (36:41):
And then you have to make a decision.

Speaker 2 (36:43):
Does it go on the laundry tub and you scrub
the poo out of it and then oh, I gotta
do more, Scrub it some more, put it through the
wash again, until finally you get the smell but not
memory of pooh out of the item. Or do you
yeak that mother effort into the wheelibin? That's how you know.

Speaker 1 (36:58):
To make it a more real scenario for me, I'm
gonna picture it as dog poo okay, because human pooh.
I think i'd throw nearly everything out because I don't
own very expensive things.

Speaker 3 (37:09):
No, I know, But isn't that interesting? Isn't that a
great way of it.

Speaker 1 (37:11):
I'm not touching as stranger's pooh?

Speaker 2 (37:14):
Yeah, but if it was your grandma's, your grandma's blouse
that she left you, and it got human poo on it,
you'd clean it off, wouldn't you, because you truly care.

Speaker 1 (37:24):
About That depends how ugly the blouse was.

Speaker 3 (37:27):
It's grandma's, she's dead. You're not getting another one.

Speaker 1 (37:29):
Oh yeah, probably not all. I don't. I really don't
know if it was human.

Speaker 2 (37:34):
That shirt that you're wearing right now, it got poo
on it. Dog poop, yeah, okay, dog poo okay, dog pooh?
Clean it human pooh?

Speaker 1 (37:44):
No?

Speaker 2 (37:45):
Yeah, it needs to be human poo then, because you
get dog poo on lots of things.

Speaker 5 (37:49):
I don't get dog pool on anything. Don't you know
that you did your cat's poo in your gym bag?
My dogs don't do that.

Speaker 2 (37:57):
And you know what I did, eated it, actually washed
that gym bag, and then I used it again, and
then the cat put in it again, and then I
got rid of the gym And that's how I know
that that the methodology is right.

Speaker 1 (38:09):
You said to me, go and drop your impressive thing
that you said to me the other day about how
many things you got rid of from your wardrobe.

Speaker 2 (38:17):
Oh, I reckon, I got rid of seventy percent of
my clothes. Yeah, but I did the smart thing. I
did the smart thing. I put them in a pile
in the corner of the room because I am worried
that I did it ten And then in two weeks time,
I'm going to.

Speaker 1 (38:31):
Go, oh, crist I've got no clothes to wear. So technically, yeah,
you've gotten rid of nothing.

Speaker 3 (38:37):
Yet technically I've got rid of nothing.

Speaker 1 (38:39):
Yeah, I really want to know how much you actually do.

Speaker 2 (38:43):
And but it's been a week and I haven't delved
back into the it's been three days but I haven't
delved back into the pile yet.

Speaker 1 (38:49):
So okay, well I'd love an update.

Speaker 3 (38:52):
And today I bought some new pens.

Speaker 1 (38:56):
What do you get for a push present? You know,
the present you.

Speaker 5 (38:59):
Get after you push had six seven eight nine pound
thing out of here.

Speaker 3 (39:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (39:04):
A little bit of pushback on the push present from
people on the text machine.

Speaker 1 (39:09):
We profferent pro push present definitely.

Speaker 2 (39:11):
People who didn't receive a push present are anti the
push prison, which I get. A lot of food coming
through as suggestions for push presents, which I enjoy.

Speaker 5 (39:20):
I love the food ones. A lot of people saying
they got a full sushi platter.

Speaker 2 (39:24):
Someone said my push prison was sushi and a Bisco
mcflurry Gee whiskers. It was the best meal of my life.

Speaker 1 (39:31):
That sounds like the best meal of my life.

Speaker 2 (39:34):
My head cheesecake is my push prison and it was delicious,
yum yum.

Speaker 1 (39:39):
So good? Is that because you can't have soft cheese?

Speaker 2 (39:42):
Yeah? God, I didn't think about cheesecake being included in that.
There's lots of things that we don't think of as
the men. Nancy's here, high, Nancy, Hi, Nancy, We're good.

Speaker 3 (39:55):
Nancy. Did you get a push present?

Speaker 1 (39:58):
I didn't.

Speaker 4 (40:00):
My dad must have been a man before his time,
because he gave my.

Speaker 1 (40:03):
Mum cute Nancy, what did you dare give you? Mum?

Speaker 7 (40:08):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (40:09):
This was my sister was born sixty seven years ago.

Speaker 1 (40:12):
He really was.

Speaker 4 (40:13):
Yeah, he thought he got a typewriter.

Speaker 1 (40:18):
My god, it was really a long time ago.

Speaker 6 (40:21):
It was.

Speaker 4 (40:22):
And then three years later my brother came along and
he got a king with lexa.

Speaker 1 (40:27):
Oh yeah, okay, is the Kentwood mixer still around?

Speaker 10 (40:31):
It still goes?

Speaker 1 (40:31):
I bet it does.

Speaker 3 (40:32):
That's incredible. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (40:34):
In three years later I arrived and she got nothing.

Speaker 2 (40:38):
Oh he blow the budget on the Kingwood mixer.

Speaker 1 (40:43):
He was over it by the time you came there.

Speaker 3 (40:46):
That's so good, Thanks Nancy.

Speaker 1 (40:47):
That's awesome.

Speaker 3 (40:48):
Demi's caught up him.

Speaker 1 (40:49):
Hi, Demmy, Hi?

Speaker 3 (40:51):
Was you push prison? Demmy? I?

Speaker 4 (40:54):
When I came home from the hospital, my partner made
me a gift basket with all my favorite treats, a
bottle of champagne and some wine. So it was really
so special and like a lovely card, and he wrote
me this really long message with like how amazing I was,
and like like how crazy this berth has been in

(41:16):
Mike how he viewed me with like such beauty after it.

Speaker 5 (41:21):
Where the bloody hell did you find that saint?

Speaker 4 (41:25):
Well he's from the UK, so oh.

Speaker 1 (41:28):
It sounds like a bit of heaven.

Speaker 2 (41:30):
You know that that meme where it goes somebody cooked here.

Speaker 3 (41:34):
That's what this was, the real life version.

Speaker 5 (41:36):
That guy cooked and left no crumbs. Hands is here,
high hands, high hands.

Speaker 7 (41:42):
There goes Yeah, I bought my wife SUV for a
push prison.

Speaker 1 (41:49):
Pardon seka, what did you buy your wife for a
push present?

Speaker 8 (41:55):
Suv?

Speaker 3 (41:56):
Holy harms? Arms, arms, hands.

Speaker 2 (42:00):
You're putting the you're making the bar way too high.

Speaker 1 (42:03):
Brother Hans, you're not looking to have any more babies
because I'm free.

Speaker 3 (42:12):
You'd carry Hans child for a Porsche McCard.

Speaker 1 (42:14):
Yeah, I like Lamborghini Hurricanes. Please? Are you rich?

Speaker 3 (42:17):
Hands? What did he say?

Speaker 2 (42:25):
I think he said no, he's not rich, and maybe
he's not rich anymore.

Speaker 3 (42:28):
You must be rich.

Speaker 7 (42:30):
We own a business, a beauty sellon and Hamilton Studios
shout out, and then yeah, she's just the best mother
everything and like she worked hard.

Speaker 3 (42:44):
So hands, that's awesome, man, well done.

Speaker 1 (42:47):
I love him. Yeah, commend sweetheart.

Speaker 2 (42:50):
Someone texts and they said, is it okay to convince
your husband of what to buy you for the push present.
We're naming our daughter Ruby, and I'm trying to convince
him to buy me a ruby ring. I'll say, on
behalf of men, we quite like to be lead in
the prison, I think.

Speaker 1 (43:03):
Yeah, give people the ideas.

Speaker 2 (43:06):
And as a follow up to that, someone said I forgot,
and I since I forgot that, I had sent the
link to my husband for what I wanted for my
push present five weeks ago. I even bought him a
thank you slash good husband present to say thank you
for the push present.

Speaker 3 (43:21):
That I was expecting. Geez, there's a prison go around
in that relationship.

Speaker 1 (43:25):
What about this text? God?

Speaker 5 (43:26):
If this doesn't boil boil your blood, I don't know
what will. I had twins and asked for a push present,
was told it wasn't a real thing, and I told
my mom. I told him my mum got a golden
amethyst ring when I was born, So he said, okay,
I'll get you something. A few weeks later, when I
asked again, he said he was going to buy me something,

(43:48):
but it was too expensive, so he got me nothing.

Speaker 2 (43:53):
Just yeah, do better, It's such an easy thing.

Speaker 1 (43:58):
Just do better. Yeah, come on, it's not that hard.

Speaker 3 (44:01):
It does adult.

Speaker 2 (44:02):
It doesn't have to be a Porsche my card I No,
Han's got a Porsche mccar.

Speaker 3 (44:06):
It doesn't have to be a PC.

Speaker 1 (44:08):
An amethyst ring, like a nice amethyst ring, A memento,
Yeah something, God do something, God's Sake.

Speaker 3 (44:18):
Five thirty times for birthday banger inclin.

Speaker 1 (44:23):
Birthday, Let's do it.

Speaker 5 (44:25):
Birthday Bang is number one songs when you turn sixteen.

Speaker 1 (44:28):
We're going to figure out three and we'll play one
out in fall.

Speaker 2 (44:32):
School holidays, and Miller is going to do mum's birthday banger.

Speaker 3 (44:35):
Hi, Mellow, I'm Miller.

Speaker 4 (44:36):
Hi.

Speaker 1 (44:37):
What's your mum's name, Gina Jenna? And what's her birthday?
That's July nineteen eighty seven. All right, nice work, Miller.
That means your mum was sixteen in two thousand and three,
and here's her birthday banger Banger Bang. Beyonce like it, Miller, Yeah,

(45:02):
I love that one from Beyonce.

Speaker 8 (45:04):
Two.

Speaker 3 (45:04):
Okay, good work, Mellow, that's great. Wait there, we're going
to do Charlie's birthday banger. Hello Charlie, Hi.

Speaker 4 (45:10):
Charlie, Hello, Hi, how are you good night?

Speaker 1 (45:12):
How's your day been?

Speaker 5 (45:14):
Get I'm just on my way home from replacements. Oh
what's your placement for Oh I'm a student midwife, student midwife.

Speaker 1 (45:22):
Well done, congratulations, you're on the home stretch now. Oh yeah, yep, amazing.

Speaker 3 (45:27):
Does you guys say the home stretch and sweep.

Speaker 1 (45:31):
Exactly? Yeah, I'm not going to think about that too much. Charlie.
What's your birthday? Mate?

Speaker 10 (45:38):
The twenty eighth of April two thousand and five.

Speaker 5 (45:40):
Whoa, Okay, that means you were sixteen, not all that
long ago, in twenty twenty one, and we've done the calculations.

Speaker 1 (45:47):
Here's your birthday, banger and Georgia give my color for you, Charlie.
Achieving things so young, Liian midwife and you're still a baby.
That's amazing. Good on you, baby.

Speaker 3 (46:03):
I just I just did this.

Speaker 1 (46:05):
I was only about twenty one years ago.

Speaker 3 (46:07):
I was this recently.

Speaker 1 (46:09):
Well done. What do you reckon of Justin Bieber Peaches, Charlie.

Speaker 10 (46:12):
I mean, I like it, It's good. It was a
tune back when I was sixteen. It's definitely something I
partied too.

Speaker 1 (46:19):
A vibe was a vibe for sure.

Speaker 3 (46:20):
He was on a bit of a hot streak back then.
He was Obbs.

Speaker 2 (46:23):
He was Spencer's here for a bit there, banging high
Spencer A Spencer.

Speaker 1 (46:27):
Hey you guys, good, Thanks. What have you been up
to today, Spence?

Speaker 10 (46:32):
Uh, just working as a fire engineer, Claire the days over.

Speaker 5 (46:36):
That sounds very smart, a fire engineer, did you say? Yeah,
I've heard of electrical, I've heard of I'll go here,
we go power. I've heard of a fire engine, but
I've never heard I mean, are you one of the
planeteers the fire What does a fire engineer do?

Speaker 7 (46:56):
Essentially just model fires and buildings and make sure that
book you can actually get out of them.

Speaker 1 (47:01):
Wow, oh shit, that's important job.

Speaker 3 (47:03):
People have jobs that we have no idea about. Oh
you crazy to learn every day.

Speaker 1 (47:07):
You've got a full grown up job, Sincer.

Speaker 3 (47:10):
Give us your own to birth Bayer's to your birthday Banger.

Speaker 10 (47:13):
Twenty six for the first nineteen ninety eight.

Speaker 5 (47:15):
All right, that means you were sixteen, Spencer in twenty fourteen,
and here's your birthday bank.

Speaker 2 (47:26):
Would have been so good if it was Firestarter, but
this is just as good too.

Speaker 1 (47:30):
Nobody.

Speaker 3 (47:32):
Are you into it? Spencer?

Speaker 1 (47:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (47:34):
I read it?

Speaker 3 (47:35):
Yeah, huge banger Sigma.

Speaker 1 (47:39):
Nobody to Love. Have you heard their brother band? Sagma.

Speaker 3 (47:48):
No, what are they saying?

Speaker 9 (47:50):
Oh, they're more like ballroom kind of music. Crazy, not
so much arts, more ballroom.

Speaker 2 (48:01):
I'm voting for Segma, I mean Sigma.

Speaker 4 (48:05):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (48:05):
I know if I vote for Beyonce, Claudia won't vote
for it. No, but I'm voting for Beyonce. Anyway.

Speaker 3 (48:13):
Let's throw the cat amongst the pigeons and give it
to Ella.

Speaker 1 (48:16):
Oh she's not even ready.

Speaker 3 (48:19):
Ella.

Speaker 2 (48:19):
What's the winner of Birthday Banger Today? Justin Bieber, Sigma
or Beyonce?

Speaker 6 (48:25):
Got to go for some ballroom Sagma.

Speaker 3 (48:30):
Spencer, you're when you're a birthday banker.

Speaker 1 (48:32):
Congratulations, awesome, well done, Spence.

Speaker 3 (48:36):
Sorry everythinging.

Speaker 1 (48:37):
You are a fire engine fire engineer, Our engineer, Yeah,
fire engineer.

Speaker 2 (48:42):
Brian Clinton from twenty fourteen, The song's ten years old.

Speaker 7 (48:54):
Bre In Clint.

Speaker 2 (48:58):
Sigma on Zidim bring Clint the winner of Birthday Banger
Today for Spencer. The song was number one and twenty fourteen,
which is ten years ago.

Speaker 1 (49:06):
What was What are the songs? I feel like they
had a few other hits. Nah, that was the only one.

Speaker 2 (49:12):
Yeah, they a better one. Wonder they tried a few
other ones. Oh, they had a song with Labyrinth.

Speaker 3 (49:17):
Was that cool?

Speaker 1 (49:19):
Oh yeah, yeah yeah banger?

Speaker 3 (49:21):
Yeah yeah, sorry, I take it.

Speaker 1 (49:22):
Back, what happened to Labyrinth myself?

Speaker 3 (49:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (49:33):
Yeah, kid, Labyrinth is in a band with Sea and Diplo.
Now what they call themselves?

Speaker 3 (49:41):
LSD? Labyrinth, Sea Diplo.

Speaker 1 (49:44):
How was it the first time I've heard of that?

Speaker 3 (49:46):
That pretty trippy band?

Speaker 1 (49:47):
Wow? Yeah, no, wonder they're called LSD.

Speaker 3 (49:50):
Totally it fits even when that's cool clin.

Speaker 2 (49:54):
My high school reunion is going down, not this weekend,
but next weekend.

Speaker 1 (49:59):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (49:59):
We were talking about it before the show and I said, yeah,
it's my twenty year high school reunion.

Speaker 5 (50:03):
And Lagos No, I think you mean your ten year
and you go, no, no, no, no, I went to
my ten year. This is my twenty This is the
John Paul College, Rotorua class of four school reunion.

Speaker 1 (50:17):
Holy smoke.

Speaker 3 (50:18):
One word yeah old old yeah, old.

Speaker 6 (50:21):
Just a little.

Speaker 3 (50:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (50:24):
It's a real sort of line in the sand as
far as feeling old too to go, how does it
feel old?

Speaker 5 (50:30):
I can't believe schools actually do reunions.

Speaker 2 (50:34):
They don't, so the students organize it. So this because
a lot of us are still because rheta is a
small place, and our graduating class was pretty small.

Speaker 3 (50:42):
There's a lot of people who.

Speaker 1 (50:44):
Are still in contact with each other, so it's been organized.
So does everyone get invited.

Speaker 3 (50:48):
Or everyone gets invited?

Speaker 2 (50:50):
Everybody that we can find on Facebook, everybody that we
still have a contact.

Speaker 1 (50:54):
So you're a part of the committee, are you.

Speaker 2 (50:55):
I have actually found myself as part of the organizing committee. Really,
So I am sending out messages to people, going, Hey,
this thing is happening. It would be great to see you.
And I messaged one of my oldest friends who I
never see anymore, but we are still tight. Like if
I saw her tomorrow, we would just pick up where

(51:15):
we left off. One of those friends. And I missaged
her and I said, Hey, are you coming to this reunion?

Speaker 1 (51:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (51:21):
And she replied in capital letters if no, she said,
these are her words, my good good friend, she said,
there are some people that I'd like to see, but
in my head, school reunions are for people who peaked
in high school or for people who think that they
are peaking now and want to share it with other people.

(51:43):
And both of those types of people are painful.

Speaker 1 (51:47):
Oh I mean, I replied.

Speaker 3 (51:49):
Which one of those am I?

Speaker 1 (51:52):
Both you, Well, she's kidding. I don't know, but she's
got a point. She does. She's got a bit of
a point because it is a little bit of a
look at me, look at me kind of thing.

Speaker 3 (52:03):
But it shouldn't be the idea.

Speaker 1 (52:05):
She shouldn't be, but it is.

Speaker 3 (52:07):
There's definitely a ba there'll be a bit of that.

Speaker 2 (52:09):
Everyone will feel like they have to put their best
foot forward or appear like a success sort of thing. Actually,
the majority of people going to these things just want
to catch up with people. No, you do, and you
want to see if the hot people are still hot.
But yeah, mostly you just want to catch up.

Speaker 1 (52:24):
So you reckon.

Speaker 5 (52:25):
If you were down on your luck, you weren't in
a good place in your life, you know, nothing was
really going for it, you'd be like, oh, keen to
go to that.

Speaker 3 (52:35):
No I don't.

Speaker 2 (52:35):
Yeah, no I don't, but I understand that. I do
understand that. But this person is not that. They're just
a normal person living their life. And she's like, I
wouldn't be She feels it would be good, dear, at
a high school reunion.

Speaker 1 (52:47):
She feels very strong, strongly about it.

Speaker 2 (52:49):
Yeah, I always wondered too, if you didn't enjoy high
school as much, how keen you would go to the reunions.
It's really reflection of how much you enjoyed, Like if
you've got school, if.

Speaker 5 (52:59):
You got bullied in high school, like the last thing
you'd want to go to is a reunion where all
those bullies were going to be.

Speaker 2 (53:05):
Yeah, you know yeah, and then some preck off the
radio sends your Facebook message, Hey.

Speaker 1 (53:11):
You coming to the reunion.

Speaker 2 (53:12):
I'm coming down for the big reunion anyway, if any
of all your bullies will be there, If any of
the John Paul College class of two thousand and four
are listening right now, it's happening, not this weekend, but
next weekend.

Speaker 3 (53:26):
I think that's when it's happening.

Speaker 5 (53:27):
I love that you're now using the radios, but your
committee duty people.

Speaker 1 (53:35):
Have stuff on.

Speaker 2 (53:36):
It's not this weekend, it's not next weekend. It's the
weekend after. It's the nineteenth of October. It's in Road
RUA and screw it, might as well go whole hog.
It's at the road UA Club.

Speaker 1 (53:47):
Okay, this party is going to be a rager.

Speaker 3 (53:49):
Yeah I think yeah.

Speaker 2 (53:52):
I'm going to be there either way, So suck on that.
Charlie XYX and Apple. Huge rumors today that she's about
to headline Laneway Festival.

Speaker 3 (54:02):
I know, huge rumors.

Speaker 2 (54:03):
If you want to see them, you can find them
on the ziim on line Instagram account. But it's basically
been confirmed. There's a billboard that went up in Auckland
that just is Laneway and it's in the Bratt font
Is that real?

Speaker 3 (54:13):
It's green? Yeah, the billboard is real.

Speaker 9 (54:15):
No.

Speaker 1 (54:17):
And also the poster.

Speaker 2 (54:18):
For Laneway where it's is Laneway twenty five. The twenty
five for twenty twenty five is inside an Apple as well, which.

Speaker 1 (54:25):
I mean that's another little easter lead people on.

Speaker 3 (54:28):
If that's why, I don't think.

Speaker 1 (54:29):
So, that's the last thing you want to do. Yeah,
because you don't want to disappoint you.

Speaker 3 (54:32):
I don't want your line up to be disappointing.

Speaker 1 (54:34):
The lineup comes out and then you're disappointed.

Speaker 2 (54:37):
Unless that's not what they were trying to do. And
now we're talking about and the like. Please guys, we
don't have Charlie exist. We don't want to disappoint anybody,
but we can't please.

Speaker 1 (54:45):
They're frantically in the background. Can we get Charlie xx?

Speaker 3 (54:48):
What about that color which we're off to that.

Speaker 2 (54:52):
We're off to the new Lady Gaga Joker movie now,
and I'm really excited to hear her do the Kath
and Ken theme song.

Speaker 1 (54:58):
Yeah me too, I can't wait for what's it called
that song? It was by Shirley Bassie, Always a Joker,
the original song. I think always a Joker or maybe
just Joker.

Speaker 5 (55:10):
Let me have a look the Joker, the Joker, The
Joker is what it's called.

Speaker 3 (55:15):
I thought we might have it, but anyway, it's not
in there.

Speaker 1 (55:18):
We had a bit of it.

Speaker 5 (55:19):
We did load it the Gaga version the other day
because it is the theme song to Kath and Kim,
and people were like losing their mind.

Speaker 3 (55:29):
I found it. I found it. I found the new
Gaga song for the for the Joker movie.

Speaker 1 (55:33):
Here it is in the pack. She sounds great, doesn't
she as policious?

Speaker 3 (55:48):
It's different, it's unusual. It's nice, nice.

Speaker 1 (55:51):
Different than usual.

Speaker 2 (55:53):
We'll tell you about the movie tomorrow. You can win
some tickets if you takes Joker and Your Crazy and
Love Story to nine six nine Sex Davey Geoping Kim.

Speaker 1 (56:02):
You're not a bird. I'm not a bird.

Speaker 3 (56:07):
You were going business class quantus.

Speaker 1 (56:10):
I did the wrong joke or eat like a bird,
A big bird.

Speaker 5 (56:17):
What kind of bird eats four packs of pop tarts
for breakfast?

Speaker 8 (56:20):
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