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October 10, 2024 64 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The ZM Podcast Network ZIMS, Brian Clint, Save Like a
Boss with KFC's Wicked Box from nine nine and now
coming to you Studios, New Zealand. It's it's right New

(00:24):
Zealand coming to you live from the top of the Skytower.
It's the Brian Clint Show.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Not technically the top, more at the base.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
Well our broadcast signal goes out from the top of
the sky tower anyway.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Okay, Well technically I.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
Just remember living in as a young man, listening to
the radio and just thinking that these radio stations were
in these enormous towers. You know, let's not break that
m No, And that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
I want to ruin that dream for people. Yeah, let
them know that we're just inside a glass box, kind
of like a fish bowl for humans. People come past
and point and last point and laugh at us. I
feel like the tiger at the zoo. Yeah, so we
don't get to hide. It's that most of the time,
just hides. There's no rocks or enclosure here where.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
We can give us any foliage. They haven't given us
any shrubbery.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
None, just wild animals on the loose.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
No bush for the Brian Clint show, m what are
we going to do today? That's fun, Brie. Oh, We're
going to give you the chance to think Beyonce a
bit later in the show, because I think the well
are forgetting how important it is to think Beyonce.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
We want to keep you guys safe and give you
guys the opportunity the platform to think Beyonce for whatever
you want to thank you for.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
Plus, if we ever thought, what's the last song you
would want to hear before you shuffled off this mortal
coil kick the bucket? Yeah, yeah, Like, if you could
pick the last song that you got to listen to,
what would that be. We're going to talk about that
later in the show today that's hard.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
Also, four hundred and fifty dollars is up for grab
with up for grabs with what's the plot? Will do
that around four point.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
Thirty Huge show, First Trading Verse, Lady Ladies on eighty seven,
Tradi's on eighty five. Who wants it today?

Speaker 3 (02:10):
It's treaty versus leading.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
Alrighty trades and ladies, listen up, here's the dear Leo.
We keep score. We've been keeping score all year, and
the tradees have come back. But they haven't been able
to overtake the ladies. They're on eighty five. The ladies
are on eighty seven. It's that close.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
I like the ladies are just teasing the trades at
the stage. They like letting them get super close. Say
oh yeah, you guys can go ahead.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
Nah dangling the carrot.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
Yeah, let's go to our lady first. She's in Canterbury.
She's forty and she's no good at quizzes. Well lucky
she's here. Welcome to the show, Sally.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
Sally, here we go. This might not be the game
for you, then no, give it a hon Salsie.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
How you go mate, you're taking on our trading today.
They're calling from ash Burt seventy and their favorite holiday
spot is the Sunshine Coast in Australia. Welcome to the show. Graham.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
It a Graham, a man with great taste. Whereabouts on
the Sunshine Coast in particular.

Speaker 4 (03:14):
Well, Marucci Door, But my daughter lives in Gimpi, so
I get to go over quite often.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
Okay, here's my tip for you, Graham. Roochie Door. Check
out Mark Cooler which is right near Maroochie Door. Little private,
not too many people, kind of beach'll be it'll be
a bit of you called Mark Cooler.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
There we go, inside of knowledge. Okay, Graham, your buzzes.
Trady Sally yours is Lady. The first one of you
guys to give us three correct answers will win fifty
dollars cash this afternoon.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
Here we go, guys. Question number one, Which vegetable is
said to give you better vision at night?

Speaker 1 (03:51):
Jady?

Speaker 2 (03:51):
Sally carrot? It is carrots. Of course it's a myth.
Well you don't know that, No, I think it's a
proven me.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
How many rots are you eating?

Speaker 5 (04:01):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (04:02):
If you as a kid, that one that they say
if you eat three carrots a day, you'll get a
natural tan, the orange starts to come out from inside you.

Speaker 5 (04:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
I ate so many carrots and it didn't give me
a ten just made my poos.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
Orange, all right, thanks for that.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
Question Number two one to the ladies. How many digits
is in the standard f POS pin number in New Zealand?
Sally just got in four. Of course it is four.
I wonder if it's more around the world.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
What's your pin number? Sally?

Speaker 2 (04:34):
One, two, three, four? I love you, Sally.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
Damn Sally's put numbers hiding in plain sight mine six
six nine.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
You got to get this.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
One, okay, Graham, but you can do it. I know
you can. Question number three the music one, No, it's
not the song.

Speaker 2 (04:55):
Not Graham. So you're in with the chance here this
is for you. I reckon name a wood wind instrument, yes, Graham,
right at a flute? Nights were Graham. We also would
have accepted a saxophone, piccolo, the obo, English horn, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera.

(05:16):
All right, Two to the ladies. One to the trades.
Question number four, Oh no, Graham, here it comes. Name
this song shame Sally should bright like a diamond?

Speaker 1 (05:30):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, pretty much. It's called diamond. You got
it in there. It's a lady victory. Guys. Was a
good game, Graham. You put up a good fight, mate.
It wasn't the downtroud. Did you have fun?

Speaker 6 (05:44):
Yeah it was good.

Speaker 2 (05:45):
Thanks guys, go back and play again anytime. Graham would
love to have you.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
Sally, you're the trading girth lady champion. Congratulations. Oh yeah,
that's right for someone who's not good at quizzes. You
did bloody well. It's your new scale, she thinks. Beyonce.

Speaker 2 (06:05):
Yes, probably has she has when she won all those Grammys.

Speaker 1 (06:09):
True. True.

Speaker 2 (06:11):
Someone else who's thanked Beyonce is Jojo Siwa, who I
don't know if she won an award or she was
presenting an award at the Industry Dance Awards. We think
she was presenting. Okay, so she was presenting an award
and she said this, I also have to say.

Speaker 7 (06:31):
Thank you of just like we would get the guest
community scene.

Speaker 2 (06:37):
Play music.

Speaker 1 (06:38):
We all love you as to it, we all love
you anyway I love you.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
Someone had to and oh my god, she's so awkward
for people that don't know what's just what we're referring to,
because not everyone is on Beyonce conspiracy. TikTok is the
conspiracy theories that have been going around about beyoncey and
how everyone in their acceptance speeches always thinks Beyonce and

(07:09):
they reckon. It's because she is like controlling the music
industry and if you don't thank her, she'll ruin your career. Yeah, etcetera, etcetera.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
The idea is Beyonce and Jay Z are in the Illuminati,
and if you want to have a continue to have
a successful music career, you have to think Beyonce or
Beyonce will take your career away. That's yeah, that's the conspiracy. Yeah,
people are using clips from people like Lizzo to back
up that conspiracy.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
Beyonce, you changed my life. You choose saying that gospel
medley and the way you made me feel. I was like,
I want to make people feel this way with my music,
So thank you so much. You clearly are the artist
of our lives.

Speaker 1 (07:53):
They're also using a clip of Adell. My artist of
my life is Beyonce in this album. To me, the
Lemonade album was just so monumental Beyonce, it was so monumental.

Speaker 2 (08:05):
All us art is here. We can adore you.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
You are all right now. Jojo Sia is doing it.
She's joking. But what Jojo Seaway doesn't realize as if
it's true, that's the worst joke she could make.

Speaker 2 (08:19):
I'm genuinely like, like worried for her safety.

Speaker 1 (08:24):
For Jojo Sea's safety, well, I mean kind of. It's
funny what the Internet can do a and how it
can make you believe things.

Speaker 2 (08:33):
Well, who knows, I don't know what to believe in
any how much that is going to piss her off.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
The reason no one knows what to believe is because
around all the Diddy stuff, all the stuff you keep
hearing is the list of names to come will shock.

Speaker 2 (08:47):
You, and till you hear you don't hear anything else, and.

Speaker 1 (08:50):
In a vacuum you start filling it with information. Right, yeah,
you go, well did He was friends with jay Z
and jay Z's married to Beyonce, and I've already heard
that they're in the illuminati. So Beyonce must kill people
if she doesn't get thanked by them. Monster.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
That's the only reason why people would thank Beyonce.

Speaker 1 (09:05):
That is the only logical explanation, the only logical explanation.
It can't be because they admire her as an artist.
That's not possible.

Speaker 2 (09:13):
Can't be that she's been inspiring you know, as a musician.

Speaker 1 (09:18):
For twenty five years. Can't be anything to do, cannot
it cannot be that?

Speaker 2 (09:21):
But I mean it is proof funny. We thought we'd better.

Speaker 1 (09:24):
Err on the side of caution this afternoon, though, and
offer because this is it only matters when you say
it on stage, you know, when you say it into
a microphone, there's only time Beyonce recognizes what you've said
and grants you forgiveness.

Speaker 2 (09:37):
So we thought we would give people the airwaves.

Speaker 1 (09:40):
This afternoon to think Beyonce, just to guarantee your safety,
just you.

Speaker 2 (09:45):
Know, just to make sure you're in the clear.

Speaker 1 (09:49):
It's the equivalent of going to church on Christmas Eve
just once a year. You know, you don't particularly believe,
but you go once a year just in case, just
in case, when you do die. Yeah, the God thing
was real, so you might get it and you've hitched
your bits and you know you've just a small chance,
but you might get in You this afternoon can do

(10:09):
that with Beyonce.

Speaker 2 (10:10):
Yeah, what do you want to think Beyonce for this afternoon? Genuinely,
just to cover your ass. Like it can be the
tiniest thing ever, Yeah, Like it can be so small, yeah,
or it can be big.

Speaker 1 (10:21):
Yeah. I got my car back from the panel beaters
this week, yep, and was all covered by insurance and
the repairs came out great, And I just wanted to
think Beyonce for that. You know, I don't think it
would have been possible to rely on the insurance that
I pay for.

Speaker 2 (10:39):
She's working in the background to make it go smoothly
if it.

Speaker 1 (10:43):
Wasn't for the Lemonade album. I don't think that would
have been possible, So just get that off my chest now.
Thank you, thank you.

Speaker 2 (10:49):
That's good. I feel good. I feel better. That's good.
I'm glad.

Speaker 8 (10:53):
Yes, producer, Ella, Can I thank Beyonce?

Speaker 2 (10:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (10:57):
Please do, please do.

Speaker 8 (10:58):
I'd like to thank waiting on. I'd like to thank
Beyonce for for daylight savings. I instantly feel bitter and
I get to leave work with the sun and the sky.

Speaker 1 (11:09):
Thank you, ell that I hate It would suck if
Beyonce to saving away from us.

Speaker 2 (11:13):
Yeah, that is beautiful, It's really nice. Would you like
the tears things? I felt that they were genuine.

Speaker 1 (11:19):
Anything you'd like to think Beyonce for before we opened
the floor.

Speaker 2 (11:22):
Anything I'd like to thank Beyonce for. I would like
to thank Beyonce for inventing biodegradable Pooh bags because it
makes my life easier when picking up my dog's poos.
Thanks the guilt away, doesn't It takes the gilt away
that I'm not ruining the planet, you know by picking
up my dog's poos. Think you Beyonce? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (11:43):
Oh, one hundred dollars at in the platform is yours
this afternoon? Save your soul. By thanking Beyonce Live.

Speaker 2 (11:49):
On you, you can save your soul. You can save
your soul.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
We're offering you a chance at salvation this afternoon by
clearing what ever wrong you have done, even if you
had haven't done anything bad, and taking this opportunity to
think Beyonce.

Speaker 2 (12:07):
Or as we're calling her gay Jesus.

Speaker 1 (12:11):
So as we're calling her Queen Beyonce Dimmer or.

Speaker 2 (12:21):
Queen Beyonce.

Speaker 1 (12:23):
The theory goes that if you don't think Beyonce, she
will come for you. That's it. These days you think
we're being silly, but you go down the TikTok wroomholes
that we've been down recently, and you will be absolutely
convinced that Beyonce not only has the power to end
your career but your life if you do not think her.

Speaker 2 (12:39):
So, just to cover all our bases into double check,
we're just going to thank her, and.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
We're just going to give you the chance to thank
her live on here, so then we're all safe. Iz
He is going to go first?

Speaker 2 (12:49):
Hi? Is he? Hi? Is he?

Speaker 5 (12:51):
Hi?

Speaker 1 (12:52):
Very responsible? What you're doing this afternoon? I feel you
know you might as well.

Speaker 9 (12:57):
Exactly, I've got really curly hair, and I really want
to thank Beyonce, like if it was for the Renaissance album.

Speaker 4 (13:03):
I honestly don't know what I would do if I
really want to thank her so much.

Speaker 2 (13:07):
That's good. That's really good of you, is he? And
I think it's important that we put it out there
into the universe that your good genetics are also because
of Beyonce.

Speaker 1 (13:19):
Someone sicks and I would like to thank Beyonce for
keeping me employed. I would like to think Beyonce for
the splitting headache I have when her music comes on.

Speaker 2 (13:27):
Oh wait, hey, that's not right. Someone else said, I
will thank Beyonce when I'm not fat and poor.

Speaker 1 (13:32):
Oh so you're saving your thanks? Yeah, for when you
go up happens, there'll be credit to Beyonce as well.

Speaker 2 (13:36):
Someone else said Zach wants to thank Beyonce for his
wonderful husband and job as a flight attendant.

Speaker 1 (13:43):
I feel like Zack's husband to text that in Jake
is here, Hi, Jake, Hi, Jake, have cheek before you
think Beyonce. Are you doing this as a precaution or
do you believe that Beyonce is part of the Illuminati
and not thinking her could lost you more?

Speaker 2 (14:00):
Than you can imagine at.

Speaker 7 (14:02):
This point, just as a precaution, because I don't want
to lose myself.

Speaker 1 (14:04):
From Yeah, good, good idea, Jake, Jake, when you're ready,
the platform is yours to think Beyonce.

Speaker 6 (14:11):
Oh my god, thank you, guys. I just want to
think Beyonce for the ability to buy my seventeenth boat
in five years.

Speaker 1 (14:17):
Seventeen boats and five years. Man, Beyonce has been good
to you, Jake said.

Speaker 6 (14:24):
Indeed, anyone sit down.

Speaker 2 (14:26):
Yeah no, no, that's nice, Jake. That's beautiful, Jake, Jack.
I really felt that one deep in my syl.

Speaker 1 (14:32):
To thank Beyonce in advance for letting the Warriors when
the twenty twenty five NRL Premiership, God bless you and
up the Wars Beyonce.

Speaker 2 (14:39):
Let's all thank Beyonce for that. Let's all think Beyonce
for getting behind the Warriors so they can win next
year's season.

Speaker 1 (14:47):
I'd like to think Beyonce for the cost of living
crisis and the increased interest rates. Well, actually the interest
rates are coming down. So do we think Beyonce for that?

Speaker 6 (14:53):
We do?

Speaker 2 (14:54):
We thank you for that, said, I won fifty dollars
on lotto. Thank you, Queen. Beyonce. I'd like to think
Beyonce for proper country singers who produce decent country music shade,
that's a bit shady.

Speaker 1 (15:06):
I'd like to think Beyonce for teaching me that my
body could be bootylicious forever grateful.

Speaker 2 (15:11):
Oh, that one's genuine and lovely. That one's a nice one.

Speaker 1 (15:15):
I think Beyonce. She gave me the inspiration to make
three hundred and seventy f gen cookies yesterday.

Speaker 2 (15:21):
No, three hundred and seventy did.

Speaker 1 (15:23):
You have did you have three hundred and seventy walnuts
to stick in the middle of those f gens as well?
There's a lot of nuts.

Speaker 2 (15:29):
There's a lot of nuts. Someone else said when breeing
Clint go missing, I'm blaming this segment, but.

Speaker 1 (15:35):
We're not going to because no one has thanked Beyonce
as much as us, or do they think we're Jojo
s wearing it and being facetious.

Speaker 2 (15:41):
That we're being genuine.

Speaker 1 (15:44):
Yeah, I'd like to think Beyonce for my lunchtime nap
at work today.

Speaker 2 (15:49):
That's lovely. That's a good one to thank her form.

Speaker 1 (15:52):
Yeah, just thanks Beyonce. Just just say it before every meal,
And I feel like you'll be good.

Speaker 2 (15:57):
To go Now, let's sing the hymn we all like
to sing when we have given thanks to Beyonce.

Speaker 1 (16:14):
Traditional Beyonce.

Speaker 2 (16:22):
A very bizarre crime has been committed over in the UK,
where a burglar has broken into a woman's home, cooked
himself a meal, completed several household chores before leaving a
creepy note and getting out of the house.

Speaker 1 (16:42):
Weird, let's break.

Speaker 2 (16:43):
It down so on, I think in this past week.
The guy's name is Damien got sentenced to twenty two
months in prison for conducting the unusual burglary back in July,
and the court had to listen to how he broke

(17:03):
into into the woman's house after she left for work
and began pretty much carrying out household chores. So do
you want to go through with what chores Damien decided
to do?

Speaker 1 (17:17):
So.

Speaker 2 (17:18):
The first thing that Damien did was he hung out
some washing. Okay, I don't think it was his washing, No,
I think he just hung out some washing, which is helpful.

Speaker 1 (17:32):
Depending on what wash it was.

Speaker 2 (17:33):
But yeah, yeah, he unpacked a pair of shoes and
discarded the packaging in the recycling bin. Okay. He then
replaced toothbrush heads, and kitchen utensils. He continued to empty
out the grocery shopping bags and place the items inside
the refrigerator before rearranging and resorting the fridge. He then

(17:59):
refilled the bird feeders, He rearranged pop plants, and he
mopped the floors and hung and hung out. Yeah, like
I said, hung out all the washing before cooking himself
a meal and pouring himself a glass of wine. Well,
he's had a hard day by that stage, he's earned
it a big day.

Speaker 1 (18:17):
Put your feet up.

Speaker 2 (18:18):
He then wrote a weird note and left.

Speaker 1 (18:22):
Do we know what the note said?

Speaker 2 (18:24):
Apparently it said don't worry, be happy, eat up and scratch.

Speaker 1 (18:29):
Okay, that is a bit creepy. Yeah, the rest of it.
I mean, you'd have.

Speaker 2 (18:35):
To say it's the most courteous burglar you'd have to say.

Speaker 1 (18:40):
And I don't want to be a victim blamer here,
but it sounds like this woman needed Damien to visit.
Who goes out with wit washing in the washing machine
and with their groceries not unpacked? Do you the psychopath
leaves the house before they unpack their groceries?

Speaker 2 (18:56):
Hear me out? Do you think the woman forgot she
had a cleaner. I imagine she's taking this poor guy
Damiento court and he goes, I swear she pays me
and it's a lot, and they're like, show us the
proof and he's like, well, I don't have any proof

(19:18):
because it's a cash he's because I don't have to
pay tax. And then he ends up going to prison
for twenty two months.

Speaker 1 (19:24):
Do we think that she's got an X husband who
wasn't the best husband but is doing the best he
can to get back into the good books. And she's
still got a key to the flat.

Speaker 2 (19:34):
And she's like, I've never seen this guy before in
my life.

Speaker 1 (19:37):
Hates him so much. She hates him so much, she
wants him to go to jail.

Speaker 2 (19:40):
Send him to jail. Let's be real, there's worst burglars
out there.

Speaker 1 (19:46):
Yeah, but you know that feeling when someone's been in
your house.

Speaker 2 (19:48):
Of course, I mean I'm joking, But.

Speaker 1 (19:54):
What what will be happy with?

Speaker 2 (19:56):
As the good conversation?

Speaker 1 (19:57):
Like out of those things, I feel like if he
just left the note, don't worry, be happy, could have
got away with it, could have got away with it.
Sorry sorry, but a bit of egglift on the pen
I've just left it to soak. It's okay, something like that.

Speaker 2 (20:11):
It's soaking. I do apologize, but we all know we
love to leave. He's definitely a freaky dude.

Speaker 1 (20:17):
It's weird if that's what gets you going doing someone
else's housework. I mean this, there's a I mean, he could.
It's a monetizable kink.

Speaker 2 (20:30):
The next time I come home and if my partner's
been at home cleaning all day, I'm going to walk
in and go. We've been roughed.

Speaker 1 (20:38):
This is so out of the ordinary is going on?
This is not We've been battled. A list of the
top ten songs people choose to listen to before they
die has been released. It's like the last Yeah, it's
the last Spotify playlist you'll ever save.

Speaker 2 (20:57):
Very morbid.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
It's poignant as well, isn't it.

Speaker 2 (21:02):
What does that mean?

Speaker 1 (21:03):
I don't know. A thousand British people who have had
a family member pass in hospice recently were asked to
list the songs that their loved one chose to listen
to at the end. Do you want to have a list?

Speaker 2 (21:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (21:17):
Go on, This is the top ten.

Speaker 2 (21:18):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (21:20):
Number ten is a song by Queen called these are
the days of our lives. Very British way to die, isn't.

Speaker 2 (21:30):
It quite relaxing?

Speaker 1 (21:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (21:33):
Thanks you kind of reflect it's very reflective.

Speaker 6 (21:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (21:38):
Number nine was the Beatles, Hey.

Speaker 2 (21:40):
Jude, Jude, don't make it.

Speaker 1 (21:44):
Which is fun because as your family's getting quiet, and
then it starts going no no no no.

Speaker 2 (21:52):
No no no no no no.

Speaker 5 (21:55):
You know.

Speaker 1 (21:58):
This is interesting. The eighth most popular song for people
who are dying to listen to before they die, as
Christina Aguillier is beautiful.

Speaker 2 (22:05):
A beautiful no man or there's another very.

Speaker 1 (22:10):
Reflective song, jigging Nan chose this one or one of
the granddaughters was like, I don't know, so I guess
it's not just old people that die.

Speaker 2 (22:22):
Oh that was yes.

Speaker 1 (22:24):
Number seven was Louis Armstrong as is so give me
the Komit the frog version of this when I'm dying.

Speaker 2 (22:34):
Please, Yeah, have a bit of a laugh the way out.

Speaker 1 (22:38):
Number six is Robby Williams where.

Speaker 2 (22:45):
I mean that song is good in any setting.

Speaker 1 (22:48):
Yeah, good when you're dying, good when you're absolutely steamed
at the park now. Number five was Cindy Lauper When
You're dying.

Speaker 2 (23:04):
It's a banger.

Speaker 1 (23:05):
It is a banger. Yeah, These are the top ten
songs people choose to listen to on the way out.
Number four was Judy Garland's Over the Rainbow from the
Wizard of Oz.

Speaker 2 (23:20):
I think this selection of music does.

Speaker 1 (23:23):
Show that the general age.

Speaker 2 (23:25):
The general age. You know, there's no Pitbull in there?
Is it?

Speaker 1 (23:31):
Not yet?

Speaker 2 (23:32):
Okay? Close?

Speaker 1 (23:33):
Though, there's Tina Turner at number three.

Speaker 2 (23:38):
Did you just compare Pitbull in Tina Turner? Same vibes?

Speaker 1 (23:43):
People who love the NRL, who are their favorite.

Speaker 2 (23:46):
Artists Hippull and Tina Turner?

Speaker 1 (23:48):
Correct. I'd go out to the song this is a banger,
the what's his name? Jimmy barn version, the Jewet There
he is number two. The second most popular song to
die too.

Speaker 2 (24:08):
Oh that Whitney Houston I Will Always Love You. I
mean it makes you feel things for sure.

Speaker 1 (24:19):
And the number one song that people choose to listen
to before they die was Frank Sinatra's My Way Forward.

Speaker 2 (24:32):
This was My Name's funeral song?

Speaker 6 (24:34):
Was that?

Speaker 2 (24:34):
But the Elvis version?

Speaker 1 (24:36):
Okay? I shouldn't go over the Italian version?

Speaker 2 (24:40):
Well, my name wasn't Italian, truly, that was my Nona.
You'd be.

Speaker 1 (24:53):
Critiquing your name's funeral. I thought we could go around
the room and pack our songs. Okay, okay, none of
us are hope shuffling off anytime soon, fingus cross, but
if we do, it'd be good to know what songs
to have ready. Yes, I thought, if you wanted to
live a bit longer, you could go for Taylor's All
Too Well, the ten minute version. I really drag that

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for a few more minutes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, people don't
like you go for the three minute version.

Speaker 2 (25:20):
You're like, ah, it's a three minute version. I thought
it was hard to go past the classic from Lifehouse,
Hanging by a moment.

Speaker 1 (25:31):
This is a great song to die to any reason.

Speaker 2 (25:33):
In particular, just like it's a reflective song.

Speaker 1 (25:37):
Yeah, and just hanging on Yeah, oh yeah yeah, hanging
on by a moment. Yeah, Claude, you're going for us.

Speaker 2 (25:44):
Yeah, this is just a personal one. If I'm on
my deathbit, I want to hear my favorite song, which
is the Reason by bobus Day. It's such a claudious song,
all right, turn it on.

Speaker 1 (26:00):
Actually quite a good funeral song.

Speaker 5 (26:01):
Yeah, good, good as.

Speaker 2 (26:04):
Ella.

Speaker 1 (26:05):
What are you dying to?

Speaker 8 (26:06):
I want to be peaceful, I want to be sent
out with Lord of the Rings. Baby, I'll say hello, Jesus.

Speaker 2 (26:12):
I'm here.

Speaker 8 (26:13):
Hello, Gandolf, you shall not pass I don't want to
be hearing that in heaven.

Speaker 1 (26:20):
You shall pass away. Now for all, those are all
joke ones. I'd like to go out to Kanye's Runaway
also because I know the whole push of tea rep
and I want to do it on my dithbit.

Speaker 2 (26:34):
I've been. That'd be solid. Yeah, my actualitate song is
one hundred percent. And this is not a joke, a joke.
We're not joking now, very serious.

Speaker 10 (26:46):
This Cisco classic then me.

Speaker 2 (26:58):
Do you know why I believe.

Speaker 1 (26:59):
You because I've talked to you about wearing thongs before
and you said the words you use were over my
dead body.

Speaker 2 (27:08):
That will be the only day that I wear a song.

Speaker 1 (27:12):
Claudia, we've had your silly one. What's your real death song?

Speaker 5 (27:14):
If I'm on the way out, I need a song
to bring me back to life.

Speaker 2 (27:18):
It gets me going like a key change license. Ahay.
Oh yeah, that's a great lie from.

Speaker 1 (27:37):
You, Claude and all. Did you have a real one
or Lord of the Rings your real one?

Speaker 8 (27:42):
Well, that's probably my real one, but I've got another
one Harry Styles anything.

Speaker 1 (27:54):
You're young enough that you could put Harry Styles down
as like you'll make a West request and he might
visit you before you die.

Speaker 8 (28:00):
Maybe, Yeah, thanks, great, but I'd love to meet him.

Speaker 2 (28:04):
Takey's top off for you? Oh I heck, you let
me see those. I'm cute. I'm going frank and take
a shirt off.

Speaker 3 (28:11):
Good.

Speaker 1 (28:13):
Yeah, that doesn't need to hear that.

Speaker 2 (28:14):
That was super believable. Are we totally believe you? Erry?
He's doing some push ups at the moment.

Speaker 1 (28:20):
It's great, all right, turner off.

Speaker 2 (28:23):
There you go.

Speaker 1 (28:23):
Those are songs to die by. Time for what's the plots?

Speaker 2 (28:28):
Once upon a time there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, eh,
athletic not really, but picking a movie title based on.

Speaker 1 (28:39):
Just the plot line that she can do.

Speaker 2 (28:43):
Brian Clint, what's the plot?

Speaker 1 (28:46):
Four hundred and fifty dollars cashprograms today? Are you nervous?

Speaker 2 (28:50):
Always? Always nervous?

Speaker 1 (28:52):
I think you performed better when you're a bit nervous.
I think you've got a bit blase.

Speaker 2 (28:56):
A for a while I stopped caring. Yeah, alright, I
just lost.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
It or you lost it? Does she have it back?
That's what we're going to find out today. To stay
in charge of this game, you have to take down Caleb.

Speaker 2 (29:11):
Cure Caleb. Hi, Caleb, we're going to do in fifty
bucks cash. You could win here, Caleb. It's fun.

Speaker 1 (29:20):
Yeah, nifty amount of money, isn't it. Here's how it's
going to roll, Caleb. I'm going to read out movie
plots from the start. As soon as you think you
know what it is, you yell out, Caleb and tell
me what it is. Bree will do the same in
the first one of you to tell me two movie
plots correctly. The titles of those movies will win the game.
Capeche capeche today our theme. I didn't write this, Claudia did.

Speaker 2 (29:44):
Okay, it takes two, always does.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
It takes two to do a radio show of such
a high caliber. And much like the Brion Clint Show,
these movies all have a strong male and strong female
lead character. Cute claude both that's the key bit. They've
got both got it? Okay, good luck? Everybody here comes

(30:10):
movie number one. A couple in a stagnating marriage live
a deceptively mundane existence. However, each has been hiding a
secret from the other. They are trained killers. Caleb Smith,

(30:32):
mister and missus Smith is correct.

Speaker 2 (30:33):
That's right, well done, Caleb. Than you I get. I
don't think I get. I feel like I've lost on
that one every time.

Speaker 1 (30:44):
Which is weird because I know you've seen it.

Speaker 2 (30:46):
I've seen it heaps of times. I love it. It's
a great film, Caleb.

Speaker 1 (30:50):
You're in the driver's seat here, Okay, the game is
effectively yours to lose. Movie number two. Our hero has
been in and out of trouble for most of his life,
and after finding himself before the judge again, he is
sentenced to two hundred hours of community service mopping floors.

Speaker 2 (31:08):
At a high school of the art Brae Step Up,
Step Up, Channing Tatum.

Speaker 1 (31:14):
And and Jennaduan Genan match point, Caleb, do you want it?

Speaker 10 (31:26):
I do?

Speaker 1 (31:27):
Wish he's good.

Speaker 2 (31:28):
It's a good match, Caleb. Good match up? Maybe number
three player.

Speaker 1 (31:35):
When it's anybody's, it's anybody's. A small time pot dealer
learns the hard way that no good deed goes unpunished.
Trying to help some teenagers, he has jumped by thugs
and loses his cash and stash. Now he's in a
big debt to his supplier and to wipe the slate clean.
He must go to Mexico and Caleb, Caleb.

Speaker 2 (31:57):
What are the millers? Caleb?

Speaker 1 (32:04):
Well done, mate, You've just won four hundred and fifty dollars.

Speaker 2 (32:07):
Cash and broken brethed heart, no breed. That's all right, Caleb.
You deserve it. You did very well and you deserve it.
I should have got that one.

Speaker 1 (32:17):
Too, Caleb, Well done, mate. That does no mean feet.
We're gonna put four hundred and fifty dollars cash in
your bank account asap, Champion, sweet ass. Well done, Caleb,
Well done, Brian, Clint, we'll start again. We'll just start again.

Speaker 2 (32:33):
Can we rebuild though?

Speaker 1 (32:34):
We can?

Speaker 2 (32:35):
How many weeks left?

Speaker 1 (32:37):
We'll do some. We'll do some quick math over the
break and we'll come back info.

Speaker 2 (32:41):
All right, Clint, A mum.

Speaker 1 (32:44):
Has been filmed getting arrested at the happiest place on Earth, Disneyland.

Speaker 2 (32:51):
I thought you were going to say Hooters.

Speaker 1 (32:53):
Second happiest place on Earth, right, You and I had
a lot of chicken wings that hoods last time we're
in America, didn't we?

Speaker 2 (33:00):
We sure did.

Speaker 1 (33:02):
Igenhoods these days more famous for the wings than.

Speaker 2 (33:06):
The breast. Chicken breast.

Speaker 1 (33:10):
Correct, Yeah, well, a good breast too.

Speaker 2 (33:14):
Did you see.

Speaker 1 (33:18):
Large antibodox. This mum got arrested at Disneyland after she
tried to sneak her kids into Disneyland for free. That's
the headline. Okay, that's the headline. Mum arrested for trying
to sneak children into Disneyland.

Speaker 2 (33:31):
She didn't do the old trench coat trick.

Speaker 1 (33:35):
Did she hide the kids under the trench coat?

Speaker 2 (33:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (33:37):
No, But what she actually did is something that I
guarantee both of our parents have done in the past.
Okay at Disneyland. Apparently go into the story under threes,
get in free, right with a paying adult. Okay, she
lied and said her kids were under three. Oh, all
of our parents have done that. Whose parents haven't done that?

Speaker 2 (34:00):
I do that the RSA to this day, where I'd
say that I'm under twelve so I can get the
kids menu, exactly right? You know we all do.

Speaker 1 (34:06):
That's what you do.

Speaker 2 (34:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (34:07):
Should she have been arrested and lead out of Disneyland
and handcuffs and filmed and humiliated?

Speaker 2 (34:14):
Absolutely not. The officers like, why does your three year
old have a five o'clock shadow?

Speaker 1 (34:22):
I think the kids were only like five at most.
My dad did this all the time. I bit your
dad used to do it as well. It gets harder
the smarter the kids are or the dumber, because you'll
get to the counter and you'll be like two kids
under three, and no doubt one of them is going

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to go.

Speaker 2 (34:43):
No, dad, I'm four, four and a half. Shut up,
shut up, shut up.

Speaker 1 (34:51):
But that's what they do. They don't understand. Kids don't
understand fraud. That's the problem.

Speaker 2 (34:56):
Yeah, the first thing, if I ever had kids, I'd
be teaching them fraud totally. And now to swindle someone.

Speaker 1 (35:02):
Peck pocketing, Yeah yeah, yeah, put um to good use
either way. It does seem brutal to arrest her and
march her out of Disneyland and handcuffs, but it does
show that Mickey don't if around.

Speaker 2 (35:15):
Nah, Well, like if the kid was three and a half,
do you reckon? She would have went to prison. You know,
where's the cutoff? She didn't go to prison.

Speaker 1 (35:28):
She would have gone to the cells. But I don't
know if she got like a sentence or anything.

Speaker 2 (35:32):
Yeah, but going to the cells is bad enough.

Speaker 1 (35:34):
Yeah, yeah, yeah for that, Mickey's all smiles.

Speaker 2 (35:38):
Like, can imagine if you got prison time for riding
the roller coaster.

Speaker 1 (35:43):
At the heaviest place on earth.

Speaker 2 (35:45):
You know how yet they measure you the roller coaster. Yeah,
and let's say you were just under I mean, I
know that is dangerous.

Speaker 1 (35:52):
I talked to friend of ours who did our makeup recently,
and she said she'd just been to Disneyland and she
took her daughter with her and to make sure she
could get on the rides, she put her on those
platform crops.

Speaker 2 (36:04):
Yeah, gave her an extra couple of inches.

Speaker 1 (36:05):
And she's like genius. But then when she got into
the roller coaster and the harness came down over the
top of her, she was too short and she was
like flopping around inside the harness like she wasn't big
enough to fill out the harness. And she went, ah,
that's why they have a height limit.

Speaker 2 (36:20):
She survived, didn't she?

Speaker 1 (36:21):
Yeah she did?

Speaker 7 (36:22):
Yeh.

Speaker 2 (36:22):
Yeah, she's all good.

Speaker 1 (36:24):
Yeah, a little bit bruised, but yeah, she's all good.

Speaker 2 (36:26):
A little bit.

Speaker 1 (36:27):
Batter's character, she Disneyland News.

Speaker 2 (36:31):
A woman has posted a video to TikTok talking about
her disgust when she saw something gross being done by
someone pool side on her holiday in Dubai. Okay, what
would you reckon someone? Would be doing poolside. That would
be so gross that she's like, I need to post

(36:53):
a video about this. You sure you want me to guess?
What if I guess it?

Speaker 10 (36:56):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (36:57):
Is it on the screen?

Speaker 1 (36:58):
Nope? I don't know. I don't know. Go and have
a guess cutting their toenails?

Speaker 2 (37:02):
Oh why do you have to ruin?

Speaker 1 (37:04):
I gave you the option.

Speaker 2 (37:06):
I think I feel like I've told you already. Anyway,
let's listen to the audio they're talking to get.

Speaker 7 (37:12):
I'm sitting here minding my own business, right and I
can hear this clicking, and I'm like, I know what
sound that is. I know exactly what the sound is.
Some thirty pig he's cutting their toenails. Fifteen feet away
from me. A grown man is cutting his toenails by
the pole. When he finished, he just scoop them all

(37:39):
off the towel onto the flock.

Speaker 2 (37:41):
That's rank he should be. That's fine. What are you
up to?

Speaker 6 (37:47):
Like?

Speaker 2 (37:47):
Who are your parents that they did?

Speaker 3 (37:50):
Like?

Speaker 1 (37:50):
What are they teaching you? That's closed door behavior?

Speaker 2 (37:54):
Like do you think why do people think that that's appropriate?

Speaker 1 (37:57):
I had a flatmate once who used to cut his
toenails the lounge. But he would do it into a
bread bag, so he would put his foot, he'd put
his foot into an empty bread bag and then go
in with the hand and clip the toenails.

Speaker 2 (38:10):
Why doesn't he just do that in his bedroom?

Speaker 1 (38:12):
I know what, You just do it in the bathroom.
Can I ask where do you cut your toenails? And
where do the toenail clippings go?

Speaker 2 (38:19):
I get my toenails cut, You get.

Speaker 1 (38:22):
Your toenails cut?

Speaker 2 (38:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (38:24):
Hu, la la? Who cuts your toenails?

Speaker 2 (38:27):
When I get a mini pity?

Speaker 1 (38:28):
Do you get one regularly enough that they will just
keep your toes under control?

Speaker 2 (38:32):
Probably get one once every two months, do you really?

Speaker 7 (38:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (38:37):
Maybe? Oh, to be honest, not really in recent years,
because I just don't have the time for the money.

Speaker 1 (38:41):
If you had to cut your toenails at home, where would.

Speaker 2 (38:43):
You cut them? Probably in the shower. Oh that's a
good idea. I mean just wash them down the drain.

Speaker 1 (38:50):
Yeah yeah, true, Okay, I'm just looking for tips.

Speaker 2 (38:53):
Right where are you cutting them?

Speaker 1 (38:55):
I generally go outside so that they go into the lawn.

Speaker 2 (39:00):
They're just so unpredictable where they go.

Speaker 1 (39:02):
Yeah, yeah, you know, so you can't think you meant
to put them down the drain either.

Speaker 2 (39:06):
Oh, well, someone going to arrest me.

Speaker 1 (39:08):
No, but you could have a ball.

Speaker 2 (39:09):
Bad boys, bad boys? What you go do?

Speaker 1 (39:13):
You could have It's more your problem than society's.

Speaker 2 (39:16):
Probably true.

Speaker 1 (39:17):
I'm worried about you having a ball of nail clippings
and your plumber.

Speaker 2 (39:20):
I have to get it unclogged at some point.

Speaker 1 (39:22):
Once mix up with all those strands of hair in
your shower drain as well. Yeah, yeah, look like wolverine's claws.

Speaker 2 (39:32):
What about it would be so gross. Remember that story
that came out where someone was complaining because someone on
a plane was clipping their toenails.

Speaker 1 (39:42):
Yeah, it was around the same time as the video
came out of the person scrolling the end screen in
flight entertainment with their toe as well, or.

Speaker 2 (39:49):
The person drying their underwear on the air conditioning vent.

Speaker 1 (39:53):
Yes, that's another big one. Yeah that was grim. Yeah
what is?

Speaker 2 (39:57):
Humans are gross every time? Like you know what's saying,
I'm not one of them, Like we're all gross, And
nothing reminds me more that humans are gross than taking
a long haul flight.

Speaker 1 (40:09):
And the only way that it's manageable is finding your
humans and the ones you're willing to go op take
with and weirdly, it's the ones that you produce are
the ones you can tolerate any other people. The older
you get, you're like, get these people away from me.

Speaker 2 (40:24):
Yeah, yuck. I thought, let's put it out there, eight
hundred dials at M. What is the grossest thing you've
seen it? One doing a stranger. You don't know the person,
but you've seen them doing it in public. They're doing
something gross and you just couldn't believe it.

Speaker 1 (40:44):
And they it just didn't occur to them that it
was It was not.

Speaker 2 (40:48):
Different standards for different people.

Speaker 1 (40:49):
I think, yeah, well, they didn't occur to those people
that it wasn't fit for public consumption.

Speaker 2 (40:54):
It does make that they were doing it does make
me feel sick. When you catch someone in traffic.

Speaker 1 (40:59):
Ah, yeah, having a little dig mining for gold.

Speaker 2 (41:03):
And I caught this guy the other day had a
dig and then flicked was flicking the boogies onto the winds.

Speaker 1 (41:10):
At the same time. Though, that is their space, you know,
just because you can see them, I know, I know,
but it is their space. Like I'd either a guy
picking his nose in the car next to me than
a guy picking his nose in the seat next to me.
On a bus on.

Speaker 2 (41:24):
Very different You flick your boogies around the car if
you want to. I just don't want to see it.

Speaker 1 (41:31):
I like to keep looking at them, see them. I
like to keep looking at them until they see me.

Speaker 8 (41:35):
Yeah, yes, Ella, I saw someone ippilate them legs and
anto me at a campsite.

Speaker 2 (41:41):
Like in front of the commune. It's not pay for breakfast. No,
it was awful. I got so angry. Someone said, I
feel attacked. I'm picking boogies right now.

Speaker 1 (41:51):
You were talking about you one hundred dollars anymore tax
nine six nine six with the grossest thing you've seen
someone doing public. I just want to.

Speaker 2 (42:00):
Give a warning here at the top that this could
gross a lot of people out if you're quite squeamish huf,
because this is rough.

Speaker 1 (42:08):
We started with the story of a guy cutting his
toenail's pulside at a resort and dobai and.

Speaker 2 (42:14):
Then getting up and shaking all the tonail clippings around
just where everyone lays and sets and walks.

Speaker 1 (42:20):
At a starting point. We have gone a long way
from that, and I just want to set the tone
early with this text message. We've asked you the question,
what's the grossest thing you've seen someone do in public.
This text came in and said, I don't know if
this counts because I didn't see it with my own eyes,
thank god. But when I worked at top Shop before
we had wooden doors in the changing rooms. Someone pooped

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in one and then wiped their bum on the curtain.

Speaker 2 (42:47):
We were all like, oh, what's that smell? Is that
one of those old wives tales? Though?

Speaker 1 (42:55):
You know where gooes? That's why top Shop had to
shut down.

Speaker 2 (43:00):
On food in the changing room. That's got a bad
day out.

Speaker 1 (43:03):
Go to the phones where Vanessa is standing by hip.

Speaker 2 (43:06):
Vanessa Home, Vanessa, Hi, guys, tell us surely worse than that.
Can't be grosser than that, Vanessa.

Speaker 11 (43:13):
Yeah, so this is something you don't forget. I was
at a barbecue when I was younger. It was my friends.
It was one of her parents' birthdays, and I was there.
You'd hang out with her. But there was a couple
there and that she was sitting in her husband's lack okay,

(43:34):
and she was just you know, pecking in his ear,
getting a bit of beer wax and like flicking it off.
But then at one point she took a look and
then started biting at her nail that she was packing
his ear with.

Speaker 1 (43:50):
Thank you, Vanessa.

Speaker 2 (43:50):
That's enough out of time going out hungry. Yeah, I'm
so hungry now after that.

Speaker 1 (44:00):
But is it Jordan's caught up?

Speaker 2 (44:02):
Hi? Jordan? Hi?

Speaker 8 (44:03):
Jordan?

Speaker 2 (44:05):
Good? Thanks tell us Jordan. Grossest thing you've seen someone
doing in public?

Speaker 6 (44:10):
Yeah, so it's a few years back and I was
on my BMX and I saw this lady and a
rot whiler ro while sitting on this brick wall, and
she was hooking up with her dog and the dog
was fully cleaning her mouth out.

Speaker 2 (44:23):
Are you telling me?

Speaker 6 (44:24):
It was full tongue like honestly, however long and while
his tongue is like, that's going inside her mouth?

Speaker 1 (44:32):
Jordan, do you do you mean she was hooking up
with the dog or the dog she's just leaving the
dog with her face.

Speaker 6 (44:40):
Fifty fifty. But it was definitely like that tongue was
beaten up her mouth.

Speaker 2 (44:46):
While you know, Rottweilers are actually a fringe breet. Yeah,
if it was a French bulldog, someone takes through this
as yack.

Speaker 1 (44:59):
Look, I've given the warning, given the warning, given the water.
If you're still here, it's your own fault.

Speaker 2 (45:04):
Someone said. I sat next to a lady who was
picking at a scabby exma scab that was on her scalp.
She was putting the bits she'd picked off into her
mouth and eating them.

Speaker 1 (45:20):
Tessa, Hi, Tessa, Oh god.

Speaker 2 (45:24):
You're still here.

Speaker 1 (45:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (45:26):
I don't want about the doctor makes me laugh though, Yeah,
that was pretty funny.

Speaker 1 (45:31):
What's the grossest thing you've seen someone do in public?

Speaker 2 (45:34):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (45:34):
Well, I was on a flight for someone. It was
like back from Auckland and they had a really bad
sunburn and they were peeling your sunburn and make your
pile on your knee.

Speaker 2 (45:44):
Oh wait, this was on a flight, on a flight
next to me, and then they sweeped it off and
some of it landed on me.

Speaker 7 (45:51):
And I was like, oh.

Speaker 1 (45:54):
No, no, no, no.

Speaker 9 (45:58):
Really mad that I did something, but I don't.

Speaker 1 (46:00):
Want yours on me.

Speaker 2 (46:03):
It's disgusting. Why do people think it's okay? What about
this one? I saw an old lady pull up her dress,
pop a squat and take a WII right in the
middle of the street. When I was in Rome, fascinating fascinating.

Speaker 1 (46:18):
Horizons. I had a guy shave his legs on the
side of the hotel pool.

Speaker 2 (46:24):
In the pool. That's yuck. Someone else said.

Speaker 1 (46:29):
I saw someone using an exfoliating brush in a public sauna.

Speaker 2 (46:33):
Yuck. Yah. Someone else said an old mate who was
sitting next to me on a flight back from Auckland
flossing his teeth and then discarding the floss down the
side of the seat. That is public cool, so not cool.
Someone else said, I work in a job where trades
are our main customers, and there is one that comes

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in and blows his nose into the neck of his
T shirt. That's not on.

Speaker 1 (47:01):
That's not trades listening to this or like not all tradees.
I had a guy in front of me and track
pants having a dig at the back of them, which
was gross enough, but then it looked like he went
in for a sniff of his fingers afterwards.

Speaker 2 (47:16):
Okay, I think people have do direct people have had nice.

Speaker 1 (47:19):
It should be a black mirror episode about like getting
your like license to be around other people, like being
deemed fit for public consumption.

Speaker 2 (47:27):
It should be around the same time you get your
pen license. Yeah yeah, yeah, like that early.

Speaker 1 (47:32):
You get a minimum level of human decency.

Speaker 2 (47:35):
Like do you think people just have like a brain
snap sometimes and realize.

Speaker 1 (47:40):
That I genuinely believe that some people haven't been told
that certain things are gross, and so I.

Speaker 2 (47:46):
Feel like you should read the room though.

Speaker 1 (47:48):
I know, but it depends who raised you.

Speaker 6 (47:50):
You know.

Speaker 1 (47:50):
If you're no, it's true, that's how your daddy did it,
and his daddy before him, and his daddy before him
was a bum picker, then how are you gonna know
any better?

Speaker 2 (47:58):
YEA product going to break the bum pecking cycle, product
of our parents. Free in clintl Birthday, all right, birthday,
bang of time. This is where you give us your
birthday and we figure out what was the number one
song when you were sixteen?

Speaker 1 (48:16):
Joanne's going to go first. Hi, Joanne?

Speaker 2 (48:18):
Hi, Joanne?

Speaker 1 (48:20):
Hi?

Speaker 4 (48:20):
How are you good?

Speaker 1 (48:21):
Mate?

Speaker 2 (48:21):
How's your day being?

Speaker 3 (48:23):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (48:23):
Busy, busy, finish for the day. Yeah, yeah, thankfully, good
to hear. What's your day to birth? Joanne?

Speaker 4 (48:31):
Seventh of July nineteen ninety one.

Speaker 2 (48:34):
Right, that means you were sixteen the year two thousand
and seven, and on that day this was number one.

Speaker 7 (48:44):
For me?

Speaker 2 (48:47):
June t pain Acon.

Speaker 1 (48:51):
Bang Yeah, I Agon Roil two thousand and seven. Vibe too.
It's good, Joanne?

Speaker 2 (48:56):
You like it? Heah?

Speaker 11 (48:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (48:58):
Yeah, not bad. We do a birthday banger for Bonnie. Hi, Bonnie,
bhy Bonnie?

Speaker 2 (49:04):
What have you been doing today? Bonnie?

Speaker 3 (49:06):
I've just been working on my way home.

Speaker 2 (49:08):
Now, Lovely? What is your day to birth?

Speaker 6 (49:11):
Third of July nineteen eighty all right, that means.

Speaker 2 (49:14):
You was sixteen in two thousand and two, and here's
your birthday banker.

Speaker 1 (49:26):
The King.

Speaker 2 (49:29):
Elvis.

Speaker 1 (49:30):
The remix that they did for the Football.

Speaker 2 (49:32):
World Cup was for the football. Yeah, fee for World Cup.

Speaker 1 (49:36):
What do you reckon, Bonnie?

Speaker 7 (49:38):
Terrible?

Speaker 2 (49:38):
Not what I was hoping, Bonnie's not pain.

Speaker 1 (49:43):
That's one birthday banger before that song I think it has, Yeah,
was when your mum was here. Wait there, Bond, We'll
do Emily's birthday banger? Hi Emily, I am hi.

Speaker 2 (49:53):
What have you been doing today? Emily?

Speaker 4 (49:56):
I just got back from work. I've just got Homely,
I started six o'clock this morning.

Speaker 2 (50:01):
Oh wow, what do you do for work? It's a
long day.

Speaker 4 (50:05):
I am a traffic management personnel, so I just a roadworks.

Speaker 2 (50:11):
Really, how many mona waves are you getting per day?
Do you reckon?

Speaker 1 (50:14):
Emily?

Speaker 4 (50:17):
Every single person?

Speaker 1 (50:18):
Every single person?

Speaker 4 (50:19):
It's pretty good.

Speaker 2 (50:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (50:20):
Do you guys like it? Do you guys like it?
When you get a mony wave.

Speaker 4 (50:23):
Oh definitely. So when we kind of like standing between
amongst ourselves and we kick everyone's mon away before we
go to work, it's like a group a group activity.
We check on everyone's moun away.

Speaker 2 (50:36):
Wow, okay, I give you courses in the mona wave
as a part of your training.

Speaker 4 (50:41):
I wish because mine was absolutely rubbish.

Speaker 2 (50:45):
Sure it's good. Now, Hey, what's your date of birth?

Speaker 4 (50:47):
Emily Petty First of July nineteen ninety nine.

Speaker 2 (50:51):
All right, that means you were sixteen and twenty fifteen
and on that day this was number one. It's one
if he's a banger the pup goals from the UK
Little Mix with Black Magic.

Speaker 1 (51:10):
Do you like it?

Speaker 4 (51:10):
Emily? Yeah, I love Little Max. I am indefinitely definitely
very excited to have. Then there's my birthday.

Speaker 2 (51:20):
You're a little mixer. You're a little mixer.

Speaker 5 (51:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (51:24):
I like Little Mixed too.

Speaker 1 (51:25):
It was a little mix that had period wards in it,
wasn't it? And she went to school in Hamilton for
like two years. Yes. Yeah, So it's basically a Kiwi song.
Basically I'm going to vote for it. You're voting for
black Magic?

Speaker 2 (51:37):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're going really little mixed black Magic.
Oh is a vibe, Emily was a vibe. You're one
birthday banger.

Speaker 12 (51:47):
Thank you, Brian Clint, b Clint, no regreat.

Speaker 1 (51:59):
It's good birthday banger Little Max black Magic from twenty
fifteen for Emily crazy that that song's almost ten years old. Yeah,
that's wild bad tunes.

Speaker 2 (52:13):
They bangers because he was just heaps some great bops
and may Brian back.

Speaker 3 (52:29):
Clint may not have but did now your entire check
and one their shoes shut up.

Speaker 2 (52:41):
They don't have to have to.

Speaker 1 (52:45):
Clint. That's Noah Khan and sixth season. I was reading
something interesting today about the relationship escalator. Have you ever
heard this term before?

Speaker 2 (52:53):
Never heard that.

Speaker 1 (52:54):
So the term relationship escalator describes a relationship following a
common or quote unquote normal path. So two people meet,
there's an initial attraction, they go on a few dates.
They eventually do it. They do you know, they do it.

Speaker 2 (53:10):
They the indoor guarding.

Speaker 1 (53:11):
Yeah, that's it. They stop dating other people, They become exclusive.
They say I love you. They spend all of their
non working time together. They decide to move in together,
they start planning their future. They get engaged, they get married,
they merge their finances. They then buy a house and they.

Speaker 2 (53:26):
Have some kids.

Speaker 1 (53:26):
That's the relationship escalator, and it just travels along and
it just does its thing, and a lot of people
will go, oh, it's time for us to do that.
I better go and get a ring.

Speaker 2 (53:36):
We better do this because everyone else is.

Speaker 1 (53:39):
Interestingly, it's called the relationship escalator, not the relationship staircase,
because there is so much external support and momentum to
get you along when you're on the escalator, when you're
doing the normal quote unquote normal thing, yeah, you know,
and it feels like it kind of life is kind

(54:00):
of moving with its own momentum. For example, the support
you might get your parents probably have money set aside
for you when you decide to get married. Yeah, they'll
probably be guarantors for your mortgage when you decide that
you guys want to buy a house. All of those
things are set up for you to do the thing
that your parents did and just continue along. The relationship escalator.

Speaker 2 (54:22):
It's that societal norm that has been set up obviously
over a period of time where this is the normal thing,
this is the normal trajectory and what everyone else is doing,
and so it's what is known as the norm, isn't that?

Speaker 1 (54:39):
Yeah, so anyone that's straight, it definitely is known as
the norm.

Speaker 2 (54:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (54:42):
From that, would the majority.

Speaker 2 (54:44):
Do that relationship escalator? People are like what, yeah, you
know what what are they doing?

Speaker 1 (54:49):
Yeh?

Speaker 2 (54:50):
Like why why are they having a baby and then
they're getting married afterwards? They can't do that.

Speaker 1 (54:55):
Nobody is saying that that process of things is bad
and anyway, what's However, I think the term relationship escalator
is there for people to go is this what I
actually want?

Speaker 2 (55:05):
Or am I just doing it because society has told
me this is what I should be doing.

Speaker 1 (55:11):
Am I just going into a monogamous marriage with this
person because I'm thirty two and that's what all my
friends did?

Speaker 2 (55:16):
Or do I actually love this person and want to
spend the rest of my life with this person?

Speaker 1 (55:22):
Or is that style of relationship not right for me?
I found this really interesting. The alternative to the relationship
escalator is called the relationship smagas board. Okay, what's that?
First of all, yum, that sounds fun. This is how
this is how you dine at the relationships Smagas Board.
You start by writing down all of the things in

(55:42):
your life that represent commitment to you. Okay, So that
could be owning a pet with someone yep. It could
be taking holidays together. It could be giving somebody a
key to your house. It could be you make it
whatever you want it to be, right htting somebody down
as your emergency contact. It could be living to get
and having kids. That could be having shared finances. It

(56:02):
doesn't matter. It doesn't have to be all of them.
It doesn't have to be any of them.

Speaker 2 (56:06):
It can be one.

Speaker 1 (56:06):
But you choose the thing that represents commitment to you
and the thing that isn't included in commitment to which
might be I don't know, monogamy. Yeah, you know. You
then sit down with someone that you're dating and you
talk about that relationship that you've envisaged there, what you're
available for and what you what won't work for you,
and then you guys agree what the dealer is because

(56:28):
the smagest board side of it is picking and choosing
different things from life that you want as part of
your relationship, like you would do it a smagest board
with food.

Speaker 2 (56:37):
Yeah, you don't have everything.

Speaker 1 (56:38):
And then making up your own plate and then going
with that.

Speaker 2 (56:41):
It's not a bad way to look at it. It's
you know, because why if something doesn't feel right for you,
are you just doing it because that's what society has
told you is the norm. Yeah, but it might not
necessarily be what works for you and your partner.

Speaker 1 (56:59):
I don't live a smorgasboard life. But when you put
it in terms like that makes sense. It does make sense.
It sounds like a mature way of approaching.

Speaker 2 (57:07):
Yeah, you create your own rules in relationship, like you know,
ideologies around your relationship. Interesting, It's a good way to
look at it. I think, well, if.

Speaker 1 (57:18):
You appealed to you, I look forward to hearing how
the conversation went with your partner tonight.

Speaker 2 (57:24):
And if you go out of a blue let me
talk about smagas boards, open relationship relationship waity.

Speaker 1 (57:33):
I only want to be monogamous with the dog. And
then he took me to a karriaoke bar.

Speaker 2 (57:40):
Oh I bet you didn't know karaoke originates in Japan.

Speaker 3 (57:45):
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Speaker 2 (58:00):
We are the leading show for aviation based news, and
this is big in the world of aviation, Clint, because
this could revolutionize the way we fly.

Speaker 1 (58:11):
Okay, I'm listening.

Speaker 2 (58:13):
There's a company called Venus Aerospace. They're a Texan aerospace company,
and they have been working on and building what they're
calling a hypersonic jet. Oh okay, that they're calling the Stargazer,
and they reckon this aeroplane is gonna change the game

(58:38):
in terms of how fast it can fly from one
destination to another.

Speaker 1 (58:43):
So, supersonic is something that travels at the speed of sound.
What's hypersonic?

Speaker 2 (58:48):
Yeah, it's a great question. I did. I did grab that.
I just googled it.

Speaker 1 (58:54):
If you want me to tell you, I just see
you up to say it. But I can tell you
if you want. Yeah, five times the speed of sound.

Speaker 2 (59:01):
Mine says six.

Speaker 1 (59:02):
Oh really, it says.

Speaker 2 (59:04):
So, it says the Stargazer would take off traditional.

Speaker 1 (59:08):
Sorry, hypersonic starts at five times a speed of sound.
But the one you're talking about, Mike, got six times sound.

Speaker 2 (59:13):
So it starts off using a traditional jet engine and
then it transitions to something they call a vd R two,
which once it reaches the appropriate altitude, they'll kick in
this vd R two, which uses rockets in a ramjet,
and it's expected to reach speeds of up to seven

(59:36):
four hundred kilometers per hour, which is about six times
the speed of sound mac six.

Speaker 1 (59:45):
The speed of sound blows my mind. The speed of
sound is three hundred and forty three meters per second.
So when you're at the other end of a rugby
field and you know, someone will go hey, and you'll
see their mouth move, and then you'll hear it a
split second later later, because that's the speed of you're
seeing it. In real life, sound can go three and
a half rugby fields in one second. So for that

(01:00:07):
to go mac sex, the plane would be covering two
thousand kilometers a second. It's wild two thousand kilometers per second.

Speaker 2 (01:00:17):
So to put it into perspective, because I was like, okay,
what does that mean. I don't really understand. You know,
seven four hundred kilometers per hour. Yeah, sounds bloody fast.
So let's talk about what it would do in terms
of flying from New York City to London, which is
normally a seven to eight hour flight. Yeah right, they

(01:00:38):
reckon that if they get this right, this plane will
be able to do it in about an hour. Far
out an hour.

Speaker 1 (01:00:49):
So you could go to christ Church in like five
minutes from Auckland. You go to Australia and it twenty minutes.

Speaker 2 (01:01:00):
It's just ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (01:01:02):
Yeah, yeah, it could be. Well, I don't reckon, we
will I don't reckon we reckon by the time they
get it.

Speaker 2 (01:01:10):
They're building it now.

Speaker 1 (01:01:11):
But are they going to get it, like Wendsay in
New Zealand going to be able to afford some of
these planes? Like when an airport is going to be
able to handle these planes?

Speaker 2 (01:01:20):
We can dream though, because there was what was the
what was the one we were talking about?

Speaker 1 (01:01:25):
The Ossinger plane? Right, this is like a commercial aircraft.

Speaker 2 (01:01:28):
Yeah, that's what they Yeah, that's what they're building.

Speaker 1 (01:01:31):
That's what they want to their planes more environmentally friendly
and like use less fuel than biofuels. And then this
plane is like, wait, we want to go.

Speaker 2 (01:01:39):
Fast, a real fast. So remember the concord remember that.

Speaker 1 (01:01:46):
I know of it. I don't remember it, but yeah,
but yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:01:48):
But you remember them like talking about it and how
so this plane will be three times faster than that
crazy wild.

Speaker 1 (01:01:55):
I never understood whether the concord didn't stick around. I
know some of them like blew up and ship, but
maybe maybe I signed of my own Christian But you
just I'm not taking the first flight on this new.

Speaker 2 (01:02:08):
I say we put elon Musk on it.

Speaker 1 (01:02:11):
He likes to go fast, choking, Mom free and Clint,
that's the end of the brilling Clint show.

Speaker 5 (01:02:16):
Hooray Thursday, Tomorrow's Friday, Rose all day, baby sligh.

Speaker 2 (01:02:29):
Friday? Payday?

Speaker 7 (01:02:31):
Is that?

Speaker 6 (01:02:32):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:02:33):
I don't think it is.

Speaker 1 (01:02:36):
We get paid fortnightly on Friday on a Friday, which
is really fun every second Friday. Every first Friday.

Speaker 2 (01:02:44):
It's so bad on the other Friday.

Speaker 1 (01:02:46):
You're like, so that was the mean of you to
get my hopes?

Speaker 2 (01:02:50):
Sorry about that?

Speaker 6 (01:02:50):
Is it?

Speaker 2 (01:02:51):
It's not payday tomorrow?

Speaker 8 (01:02:52):
Is it?

Speaker 7 (01:02:52):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:02:52):
I didn't think so.

Speaker 1 (01:02:55):
It's not. Trust me.

Speaker 6 (01:02:55):
I know.

Speaker 2 (01:02:57):
Yeah, Clint, it's always like when's day?

Speaker 8 (01:03:01):
And I'm like, so, I always.

Speaker 2 (01:03:02):
Tell Clause No.

Speaker 1 (01:03:04):
I don't know. That's why I believe bre when she
said it was.

Speaker 2 (01:03:07):
I kind of thought it was really all the week's
messioned to one for me. We'll struggle out here, mate, Yeah,
the struggle is real. How many weeks till the end
of the year.

Speaker 1 (01:03:17):
I figured out the other day that you have ten
games of what's the plot left for the year, ten weeks,
ten weeks of the show left, so two.

Speaker 2 (01:03:26):
And a half months. Yeah, that's a long ages.

Speaker 1 (01:03:30):
I don't think we're near the end.

Speaker 2 (01:03:31):
We got ages to go, guys, is anyone else crawling
to the end.

Speaker 1 (01:03:36):
I'm in divers I'm dish, dipers.

Speaker 2 (01:03:40):
I don't know. I shipped myself months ago. Have a
great night. Everybody will see you guys tomorrow. I like
how you're like, I ship myself months ago. Have a
good night, everyone, see you later. Denny needs changing Facebook
and live days for three on set him did him
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