ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 21st October 2024

• How many people dont wash their hands after using the bathroom. 
• Clint totally didn't DJ his school reunion.
• The thing we reckon everyone did at least once.
• The GREATEST weekend of NZ sport. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
The ZiT M Podcast Network.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Zim's Brian Clint new deals weekly with KFC Supercharge Savings.
You want look at what happens at th Hi, everybody,
it's Brian Clint.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
What you don't know is ten minutes before the show started,
went to the post office to send a package and
she said as she was leaving.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
God, I hate the post office. That stresses me out
so much. And she's just walking back into the studio.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
Now I'm not puffed.

Speaker 4 (00:37):
Oh, I'm just so bad at the post office. I'm
not I just don't.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Know what I'm doing in there.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
Can you breathe?

Speaker 3 (00:45):
The post office is next door, by the way, I'm
looking at them. I'm looking at the post office.

Speaker 4 (00:50):
They're so lovely to me in there. The lady always
says to me, She's like, you really have no idea.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
No, no, it's the real fear of the unknown for you.

Speaker 4 (01:00):
Well, I saw this deal that they've gone on at
the moment. Shout out to New Zealand Posts. You can
send a present to Australia. Yeah, if it's under a kilo,
cost you twenty bucks.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
Oh that's good. Yeah, even in that big box that
your head.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
No, mine was way over it.

Speaker 4 (01:19):
I said, I'll have that deal please, and she looks
at me and goes, yeah, right.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
Not you big box.

Speaker 4 (01:24):
Yeah right, that's gonna be She goes, that's going to
be about two and a half kilos, and she was
spot on.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
That is the fair of the unknown. It's like people
who are scared of answering their phone.

Speaker 5 (01:32):
You.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
I know, if you don't do something often enough, then
you become terrified of it.

Speaker 4 (01:37):
I need to use the post office more, you know,
get more accustomed out.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
Word or don't.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
You'll be fine.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
But yeah, yeah, just keep living my life anyway.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
I'm here today on the show fun show coming up.
We have lots of things we're gonna.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
Get to more on the jor to go to Australia,
to be at the Australian premier yere of Wicked with
Ariana Grunde.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
God, I know there will be people listening.

Speaker 4 (02:00):
This movie slash musical has such a cult following. Yeah,
and imagine you could be there at the premiere where
all the stars are going to be.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
It's right plus.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
At four o'clock today we're putting people in the draw
for Zidium's World tour to the Jingle Ball in New
York City.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
That's going to be very exciting.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
Yeah, that looks incredible.

Speaker 4 (02:21):
You'll see people like Benson Boone, Tate McCrae, Gracie Abrams,
Teddy Swims, Katy Perry.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
The list goes on and on.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
How did Teddy Swims get ahead of Katy Perry on
that lineup?

Speaker 1 (02:30):
That's huge, He's a big deal.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
Good on you, Teddy Swims.

Speaker 3 (02:34):
Let's get into a roundom Trady Verse lady, eighty six games, trades,
ninety two games, ladies.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
Let's see who's got it today, shall we?

Speaker 1 (02:42):
Okay, I'll catch my breath, I'll do the butts. Can
you just take a breather?

Speaker 3 (02:46):
Brian Clint will play Trady vers Lady after Calvin Harrison
dua lipa.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
At post Office. It'll get you, Clint.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
Sorry, we're just listening to Donald Trump talking about Arnold
Palmer's downstairs operation.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
Weird situation in the States, isn't it. There are elections
only a few days away.

Speaker 4 (03:04):
Yeah, it seems to seventeen days been going for ages.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
Seems to have been going literally forever, because it has
been mm that's a good point. It has been going.

Speaker 4 (03:15):
Changed candidates, They've had multiple debates.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yep.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
Well he had a.

Speaker 4 (03:23):
Couple with Jo Biden and then he'd had one with Kamala. Yeah,
and then decided I didn't want.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
To do that again.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
Yeah. Anyway, that's coming up. They'll be fun to look
forward to it.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
It's Treaty versus Leadingly two one.

Speaker 4 (03:42):
Let's kick off this week with a good game of
trading versus Lady. The Trade's on eighty six, the Ladies
on ninety two.

Speaker 3 (03:49):
Ladies and crash it. She's twenty one and she can
do a Rubik's Cube. Welcome to the show.

Speaker 4 (03:53):
Jade Hi, jade Hi, Where did you learn that?

Speaker 1 (03:58):
Jade?

Speaker 4 (03:58):
Being twenty one, that's pretty early to learn how to
do a Rubik's Cube.

Speaker 6 (04:02):
I learned YouTube.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
Yeah. I feel like if you don't learn before twenty one,
you're not going to learn. Like I think the language, Yeah,
I think a Rubik's Cubes a young person's game.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
You know, what would you say? What would you say
to that? Jade?

Speaker 6 (04:16):
Probably maybe a bit harder through a bit older.

Speaker 3 (04:19):
Our middle aged producer Claudia has been starting with a
year aged well compared to Jade.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
Yeah, yeah, that's fair.

Speaker 7 (04:26):
You're not going well, you're.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
Ten years older.

Speaker 8 (04:28):
Than it.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
Sorry, I mean you are ageless.

Speaker 7 (04:32):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
You are taking on our trade from Wellington.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
Jade.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
His name is Tony, he's fifty two and he loves
show social socializing. It's been a big weekend for me.
Welcome to the show, Tony, Tony.

Speaker 9 (04:48):
Good afternoon.

Speaker 8 (04:49):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
What kind of socializing do you like? Tony?

Speaker 9 (04:53):
Oh, just just like going to the vocal bands and
restaurants and yeah, night out met yeah, and the meal
and the meal.

Speaker 3 (05:03):
Too much of that for me over the weekend. That's
why I can't say socializing, Tony. You know, Yeah, your.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
Buzzes, Trady, Jade, your lady, the first of three Creek
dancers will get fifty dollars cash this afternoon.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
Beast of luck.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
Here we go.

Speaker 4 (05:17):
Question number one, Name a TV show that's had twenty
seasons or more? Lady, yes, Jade friends, No, no, it's
a ten season our good try though, Tony.

Speaker 8 (05:32):
Happy Days.

Speaker 4 (05:33):
That's hold on, let me go upstairs, Happy Days?

Speaker 1 (05:38):
How many seasons? There is quite a few, so we
couldn't wrute that eleven for Happy Days. One more shot at.

Speaker 6 (05:44):
It, lady, yes, Jade a Simpson.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
Yeah, we'll take the Simpsons.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
You've got it. The Simpsons. Do I know of how
many seasons?

Speaker 2 (05:53):
It's high twenties. Oh, Coluia said, thirty seven seasons of
the Simpsons?

Speaker 1 (05:57):
Is he seven seasons?

Speaker 2 (05:59):
They go twy one seasons too many?

Speaker 4 (06:01):
Do you think it's one of the longest running shows ever?
So that will give you a point, Jade, nice work.
One point to the ladies. We also would have accepted
shows like Gray's Anatomy, Lassie Laura and Order S for
You Family, Guy, et cetera, etcetera.

Speaker 2 (06:15):
They're more than twenty seasons of Lassie Mate Lassie.

Speaker 1 (06:18):
One of the greatest shows ever.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
Made, and it's all the same dog.

Speaker 4 (06:22):
No, I don't believe so I think they had multiple
dogs that worked on that show.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
Now the truth comes out, okay.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
One to the ladies Question number two.

Speaker 4 (06:31):
Name a sport in which New Zealand was successful in
on the world stage over the weekend.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
I'll say, Tony, Yes, white Bird won the twenty twenty
World Cup and the sport for that would be cricket. Cricket,
well done.

Speaker 4 (06:47):
Yeah, that went down at two point thirty in the
morning this morning.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
Go girls. That was awesome. One to the trades.

Speaker 4 (06:54):
One to the Ladies, question number three, buzz in when
you can tell me who sings this song?

Speaker 2 (07:02):
Jade Snoop dog No. The other one has younger protege.

Speaker 4 (07:07):
Was a good guest, though, Jade, Tony uh.

Speaker 1 (07:16):
Name lyrics sound familiar? Tony roll one smoke one.

Speaker 2 (07:22):
That's why Jade thought it was Snoop Dogg. Yeah, Where's
Khalifa is what we were looking for?

Speaker 4 (07:27):
Really, no points there for anyone unlucky. Question number four.
Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth dated for many years and
then were married for a couple as well. But how
did they meet?

Speaker 1 (07:42):
Lady Yes, Jade.

Speaker 6 (07:44):
Was it on the seat of like a movie?

Speaker 1 (07:46):
Well that does on the money.

Speaker 4 (07:48):
It was on the set of a movie they both
acted in called The Last Song, and that's how they met.
Nice work two to the ladies. One to the trades.
Question number two.

Speaker 2 (07:57):
Butterfly clip christ number five.

Speaker 4 (08:00):
Question number five, Sorry butterfly, I've had a big weekend
as well. Apparently butterfly clips were slash are typically used.
Were on the body Tony here, Yes, well done, Tony,
You've you've levered up the score.

Speaker 1 (08:17):
This is for the win.

Speaker 4 (08:19):
Question number six, name of food that comes in a can?

Speaker 1 (08:24):
Lady Jay just got in there beans was a.

Speaker 3 (08:28):
Food and a cash. Good comeback, Tony. That was a
great game, mate, But it wasn't to be.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
Jay.

Speaker 9 (08:39):
I'm pretty sure I was because I heard my own.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
Good attitude.

Speaker 2 (08:47):
Well done, you're the winner. Congratulations, very good.

Speaker 4 (08:52):
Jade answered some hard questions and we'll get that fifty bucks.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
Out to here.

Speaker 3 (08:57):
Are we allowed to use the radio show for complaints
like the we do that?

Speaker 1 (09:00):
Is doing that?

Speaker 8 (09:01):
Now?

Speaker 1 (09:02):
I did remember when I complained about that furniture store
that I oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I brought the couch
from and then they told me i'd get it three
months later, and then I got it like eleven months later,
yeah yeah, and then didn't offer me any compensation.

Speaker 2 (09:15):
The president is sit yeah good, Okay.

Speaker 1 (09:17):
I didn't name them, no, right, I don't. We don't
name in shame, but we we complain in shame.

Speaker 3 (09:25):
Complain and shame, okay, yeah, and leave enough bread crumbs
that people can work it out for themselves. So I
went to where I'm from, my hometown for my twenty
year high school reunion on the weekend.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
You DJ did it.

Speaker 2 (09:37):
I did not DJ DJ.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
I was not. I was you were going to You.

Speaker 4 (09:43):
Said you were doing the DJing you also organized the
whole event, You organized the guest list.

Speaker 7 (09:49):
You said they didn't ask you to, but you offered.

Speaker 3 (09:51):
To imagine the level of peniserie that it would take
to volunteer to be the DJ at your own school reunion,
didn't you, especially if your job is the radio and
you're like, guys, all DJ, I.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
Know what to do, you music guy.

Speaker 2 (10:04):
I'm the music guy.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
You offered to go down early to set up?

Speaker 2 (10:08):
Oh shut up.

Speaker 7 (10:10):
You bought a nice new shirt.

Speaker 4 (10:11):
For you, remember, and then you took your old djying
gear down with.

Speaker 2 (10:16):
Your old None of this happened.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
You're old.

Speaker 4 (10:20):
Okay, maybe not all of it, but the new DJing
at the party happened.

Speaker 2 (10:24):
No, it didn't.

Speaker 1 (10:24):
You made stickers.

Speaker 2 (10:25):
I can show you the playlist that's on my phone.

Speaker 1 (10:27):
I didn't.

Speaker 4 (10:29):
Didn't You make like senior booklets for everyone with all
the and on the front of it.

Speaker 1 (10:35):
It was like memories forever.

Speaker 7 (10:36):
You carved out a window to sign things. Four was
the best, and then you made senior jerseys like replicas
of the one.

Speaker 3 (10:48):
None of this happened. That's quite a good idea that
the reunion was wonderful. Thanks for asking. Okay, it was
very nice.

Speaker 1 (10:56):
To catch up with how many? How many went reminded
us a big year our school was probably how many
in the year well we started because.

Speaker 2 (11:05):
We went from yeah, what do they say? Now?

Speaker 3 (11:09):
We went Form one to Form seven, which is year
seven to year thirteen.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
So now how many would you say in the grade?

Speaker 3 (11:17):
We started with one hundred and twenty and we probably
finished with sixty and we got thirty to the reunion.

Speaker 1 (11:22):
That's not a very good finish rate.

Speaker 2 (11:24):
For like I said, I went to school and okay,
DJ set then.

Speaker 1 (11:29):
Yeah, wouldn't have been your biggest crowd. You played too,
But he brings he brings the heat every time emergency.
DJ Clint doesn't matter the crowd, he always.

Speaker 2 (11:40):
Brings it every whether it's R and V or a
race course, private room for thirty John Paul College students
from two thousand and DJ Clint brings the.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
Noise the night of their lives.

Speaker 2 (11:51):
But I didn't, DJ, I didn't. DJ. I was in
charge of the guest list, But I didn't.

Speaker 1 (11:58):
DJ.

Speaker 4 (11:58):
Didn't you create a special playlist just for the party
so you could pop it on to relive all the
glory days.

Speaker 3 (12:06):
Yes, but that's not weird, is it? I feel like
me and my friend Ed made a two thousand and
four centric playlist for the evening.

Speaker 1 (12:14):
I feel like it would have been less weird to dj.

Speaker 2 (12:20):
I'm not going to do my complaint now he's.

Speaker 1 (12:23):
Going to complain about us, you guys instead. That's fair enough.

Speaker 2 (12:28):
I'm being bullied in the workplace.

Speaker 1 (12:30):
Sounds like a good time, mate.

Speaker 4 (12:32):
How much do you charge for DJing at high school reunions?

Speaker 2 (12:36):
Bar tab and Uber?

Speaker 1 (12:38):
That's a good deal.

Speaker 4 (12:40):
A self described anxious traveler has posted his hot take
on what he thinks is the right amount of time
you should arrive at the airport before your flight.

Speaker 2 (12:51):
Anxious traveler or anxious flyer, anxious about what?

Speaker 1 (12:55):
Yeah, it's a good question. I think just traveling, traveling
and traveling in general. It is stressful.

Speaker 4 (13:01):
It I mean, Kenny Airport's one of the most stressful
places ever for me.

Speaker 3 (13:06):
Let me rephrase it can be stressful if your wife
hasn't done the entire itinery and knows where and when
you need to be.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
Yeah, depends who's running the show.

Speaker 2 (13:15):
He's running the show.

Speaker 4 (13:16):
Take a listen to this guy and what he thinks
is the right amount of time.

Speaker 8 (13:20):
It's not my fault. You're leaft for your flight.

Speaker 10 (13:22):
So if you're behind me in the security line, being like,
oh I gotta get past your I'm late. You need
to manage your time better. I get to the airport
six and a half hours before my flight because I
have extreme anxiety and I want to sit here and
vibe at the airport Chili's with a waitress named Deborah
who has the most amazing smoker's voice you've ever heard,
and stories that will last six and a half hours.

Speaker 3 (13:45):
Wow, so much to digest at the start. I really
agreed with him, like, if you're behind me and the
queue and you'll.

Speaker 2 (13:53):
Lay for your flight, that is your fault. But if
you arrived six and a half hours early for the flight,
actually it's your fault because your clog up the queue
for the people who are there three hours before their
flight because you're there six and a half hours before
your flight.

Speaker 1 (14:05):
Very true what you said. Are you someone who was
annoyed if someone needs to no line?

Speaker 3 (14:12):
No, I'm just kind of like go no, yeah, and
definitely like go so long as it doesn't affect my
ability to get on the flight, you know, like yeah,
because you do need to get there with enough time,
that is your responsibility for sure.

Speaker 1 (14:24):
Yeah, six and a half hours.

Speaker 2 (14:25):
But if you're there six and a half hours early,
you're contributing to the problem.

Speaker 1 (14:28):
You're created.

Speaker 2 (14:29):
Me there, you're creating the human logjam at the airport.

Speaker 1 (14:32):
Six and a half hours is ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (14:34):
I do like the idea of getting to the flight
early and then going and sitting in the airport bar, though,
because once you get to the airport there's nowhere to
drive for a long time. It's true, so it is
time to start drinking.

Speaker 1 (14:47):
But but.

Speaker 4 (14:50):
Hear me out, not the best to get on a
flight a little bit blazed because it already dehydrates you.

Speaker 3 (14:58):
Oh that kind of blazed blazing. Yeah, But I mean,
if you're an.

Speaker 2 (15:04):
Anxious flyer, I'm not gonna lie good to take the
edge off.

Speaker 4 (15:07):
I was on a work trip to in Taiwan when
I went to interview Paul Rutt. Yes, and I look,
had a bit of a boozy dinner, yes, and then
was like, oh crap, I'm going to catch a flight
back to New Zealand and the return flight yeah yeah,
and look, would I say I.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
Was a little bit tilly.

Speaker 4 (15:30):
Yes, I've never felt worse getting off that flight.

Speaker 2 (15:34):
Because you because you dehydrated, so, oh my god, I
felt terrible.

Speaker 3 (15:38):
But again, let the people behind me in the queue.
Your hydration is your responsibility to manage. It's true, Okay,
so take the required steps.

Speaker 4 (15:45):
I don't believe there is anyone listening right now that
gets to the airport six and a half hours before
the flight.

Speaker 1 (15:53):
Like, there's not in that? Is that anxious?

Speaker 4 (15:56):
Yeah, they're like, we need to be at that airport six.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
And a half hours before the flight. There's just no way.

Speaker 3 (16:04):
What's the closest you'll leave it for an international flight? Um,
I've left hour and a half, hour and a half. Yeah,
hour and a half.

Speaker 4 (16:11):
You can still make it easy, just easy peasy, But
if there's.

Speaker 2 (16:14):
A big queue, you'll be the person behind that guy.

Speaker 1 (16:17):
Yeah, you'll have to be that person cutting the line.

Speaker 3 (16:19):
I used to enjoy the rush of that. I don't
say I enjoy it, No, I did. I ride the
lightning and then just get through that adrenaline. Bit of
adrenaline to start the holiday.

Speaker 1 (16:30):
Boys the McAllister's style.

Speaker 3 (16:34):
We want to know this afternoon, Like what's your schedule?
Are you an extreme early or an extreme late?

Speaker 1 (16:41):
Or do you cut it really fine? Yeah? Yeah, like
do you have it down.

Speaker 8 (16:45):
To a t.

Speaker 2 (16:46):
You're not.

Speaker 3 (16:46):
You're not the safety two point five hours kind of person.
You're You're you're one way closer or one way further.

Speaker 1 (16:54):
Away, different ends of the spectrum.

Speaker 2 (16:56):
Or your partner is yeah, where your parents are? The
flight leaves in three days. We've got to go. We've
got to go now, got to go. There might be
traffic on the motorway.

Speaker 1 (17:06):
We can sleep in the lounge, we can sleep in.

Speaker 3 (17:11):
We can sleep on the couch of the McDonald's at
the airport. It'll be great, Oh, Andrew das anymore tax
to nine six ninety six. What extreme do you sit
on when it comes to arriving at the airport in
time for a flight?

Speaker 4 (17:24):
Are you on the extremest level when it comes to
getting to the airport? Maybe that means you're cutting it
real fine or you get there real early.

Speaker 1 (17:35):
How do you relate to this guy?

Speaker 8 (17:36):
It's not my fault. You're leave for your flight.

Speaker 10 (17:38):
So if you're behind me in the security line being like, oh,
I gotta get past you, I'm late.

Speaker 8 (17:42):
You need to manage your time better.

Speaker 10 (17:44):
I get to the airport six and a half hours
before my flight because I have extreme anxiety, and I
want to sit here and vibe at the airport Chili's
with a waitress named Deborah who has the most amazing
smoker's voice you've ever heard, and stories.

Speaker 8 (17:59):
Then will ask six and a half hours?

Speaker 2 (18:01):
Kind of want to travel with that guy? Like he
sounds like he's got it sorted.

Speaker 4 (18:05):
Imagine though, if you're catching like a long haul flight
six and a half hours, adding six and a half
hours onto your day.

Speaker 3 (18:13):
So where do we sit on this? How do we
figure out what the writers? Someone said minimum three hours?
I have to make use of the Curdu membership. Oh,
it must be nice that it's different.

Speaker 1 (18:23):
Must be nice.

Speaker 3 (18:24):
Once you've got that, yes, you do, because it is
pretty nice, and you start to plan your meals around
it too. You're like, well, we won't have lunch at
home because they'll be serving lunch in.

Speaker 4 (18:33):
The loud exactly, and we've got to get, you know,
full money's worth. I never ever in the time where I.

Speaker 1 (18:39):
Did have a membership, because I did have a membership
for a time, not anymore times of stuff.

Speaker 2 (18:45):
Haven't you got one for two more weeks.

Speaker 1 (18:47):
End of October? But I'm flying.

Speaker 4 (18:52):
I never take full advance. I've never taken full advantage
of the bar. Remember I came up with that promo
idea and I said, I really want to get a
bunch of winners, So a bunch of listeners from.

Speaker 1 (19:04):
The Bran Clint Show and.

Speaker 2 (19:06):
We go lounge to lounge.

Speaker 4 (19:08):
We go lounge to lounge. So we go lounge hopping
and just drink all the free free.

Speaker 2 (19:14):
Booths and then hop on the next flight to the next.

Speaker 1 (19:15):
Land, on the next flight to the next lounge experience.

Speaker 2 (19:18):
There.

Speaker 3 (19:19):
Weirdly, in New Zealand word very into it.

Speaker 1 (19:22):
And we never asked them. It was the bosses here
at work that were like, absolutely.

Speaker 2 (19:25):
Not, okay, we'll for in New Zealand's listening right now, Kan, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (19:29):
Let's go lounge hoppingping, Well, who's in.

Speaker 2 (19:31):
We'll make the executive decision on that one.

Speaker 1 (19:33):
Text us on nine six ninety six, if you became.

Speaker 2 (19:35):
Friends here, Hi friend, Hi friend, Hello, what's the deal
with the airport? Your husband is the early bird?

Speaker 5 (19:42):
Yes?

Speaker 8 (19:43):
Have you?

Speaker 5 (19:43):
You probably haven't seen that Tom sat in jury video
where he's like seventeen hours early for the airport.

Speaker 6 (19:48):
That's basically my.

Speaker 3 (19:49):
Husband, the boomer dad one where he's looking down he's
we've got to get there.

Speaker 10 (19:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (19:53):
Yeah, so he's a way to worried about traffic, worried
about the everything, like, oh, I'm going to get a
bag done. He has everything printed.

Speaker 2 (20:04):
Is he a small town bloke?

Speaker 3 (20:07):
Is he worried about the big city and that sort
of thing?

Speaker 1 (20:11):
Is he still printing out his tickets? Friend?

Speaker 5 (20:13):
He is an accountant, So it's probably who's printing out everything?

Speaker 3 (20:18):
And what was it and what was it and what
was it that attracted you to this man in the
first place?

Speaker 8 (20:23):
Friend?

Speaker 5 (20:24):
Oh, it's probably his organization.

Speaker 2 (20:26):
Yeah. I was going to say, because then you don't
have to do it right, you don't have to do it.

Speaker 5 (20:29):
And he going with me because I'm always late.

Speaker 1 (20:32):
Yeah, opposites a tract opposite. You got to have at
least one organized one.

Speaker 2 (20:37):
Thanks, friend.

Speaker 3 (20:38):
I dropped my dad off two point five hours early
for a domestic flight, so he killed time at the
airport cafe. But he got too comfortable and missed his
flight completely. Somehow, he just didn't hear his name being
called over the speakers. I can I can appreciate that.
Once you settle in, there's too many bing bongs going
on to.

Speaker 1 (20:56):
Listen to all of them. There is a lot of announcements.

Speaker 4 (20:59):
I did that once, flying to New Zealand from Australia,
checked in, then went and sat down at the cafe
before going through customs and was like all right, or
mosey on down, and then realized I hadn't checked my
bag on. Yes, yes, and I was like, you're kidding?

Speaker 1 (21:16):
What have I done? And then race back up and
it was like, you know, I was fine. I was
with you on that terrible Yeah.

Speaker 2 (21:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (21:24):
We looked at me.

Speaker 2 (21:25):
Kicked in, but you'd.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
Forgot to bag drop and they looked at me and
they were like you idiot, what an idiot?

Speaker 4 (21:30):
Because I'd already checked in for the flight, so they
couldn't kick me off.

Speaker 3 (21:34):
So many people were texting us saying they're keen to
come carey hopping. Yeah, we know you guys are keen.
We were asking if anyone from in New Zealand is
keen to have us come carey hopping, otherwise we have
to only go and this is fine too, but we
could only have people who have a Koodoo membership into
the competition.

Speaker 2 (21:52):
Yeah, oh no, because we all get a plus one.
Because I did say you do get a plus one.

Speaker 4 (21:56):
I did say text us if you'd be keen to
go loungehopping.

Speaker 2 (22:00):
Yeah, like just so fifty of us would need to
have a quitting membership.

Speaker 4 (22:05):
We could gather fifty percent that we just take had
a membership.

Speaker 1 (22:09):
I've got it.

Speaker 3 (22:10):
We just take some of the management from here that
get one as part of their contract, and.

Speaker 4 (22:16):
We don't tell them and then they have to take
let's tell them that it's a business trip. Yeah, and
then mcmonnok, we.

Speaker 3 (22:22):
Check with them up to Steve from Parmeston. Ye will
handcuff listener.

Speaker 4 (22:27):
Yeah, it will handcuff an executive from ZM with someone
who's won. And then we'll handcuff ourselves to someone check
on Stano.

Speaker 3 (22:37):
So many people, so many people touching. It'd be fun
about how much you'd have to go outside to vape
every ten minutes though, Yeah, if you're handcuffed to Yeah,
that's all right, okay with second hand vape, I feel
like I just encourage.

Speaker 1 (22:50):
I'd be like, you could go vaping, or you could
have another drink.

Speaker 2 (22:56):
But drinking leads to vaping. What are we talking about?
I forgot talking about people.

Speaker 1 (23:02):
There's so many people.

Speaker 2 (23:04):
We're just doing a carry lounge promotion now.

Speaker 4 (23:07):
Heaps of people want to come. Cory Codo down hopping
with us. A lot of people saying someone takes through
and said, just fly business class.

Speaker 1 (23:16):
There's no lineups. Oh is that the solutions? Sweet?

Speaker 2 (23:19):
Sorry, we didn't think about that.

Speaker 1 (23:21):
Yeah, oh that's easy.

Speaker 2 (23:23):
Then they hold the plane for you in business class.

Speaker 3 (23:34):
We haven't played this game for a little while, but
it's back today. Let's play Guests the Noise.

Speaker 1 (23:40):
Very simple game produced. The Claude collates some different.

Speaker 2 (23:44):
Noises when she makes the noises herself.

Speaker 4 (23:48):
All I've heard and make noises around the office. But
that's another game that we like to play. It's called
who farted? How dare you?

Speaker 7 (23:57):
I'm the only one not included in that game?

Speaker 1 (24:00):
And usually it's big.

Speaker 2 (24:02):
It's stinky slander.

Speaker 1 (24:03):
Stinky slander, mudsticks.

Speaker 3 (24:05):
Bree, this mete our contestants playing Guests the Noise joining
team Clint is imm.

Speaker 1 (24:12):
Hi, Emma, Hi, guys, you.

Speaker 2 (24:14):
Got like one un.

Speaker 1 (24:16):
Hearing.

Speaker 2 (24:17):
What's the deal with your ears? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (24:19):
I'm pretty clean, got about one hundred percent hearing.

Speaker 1 (24:21):
Nice, that's going to help us. Don't brag about it.

Speaker 2 (24:25):
You're taking on Bree and Sharon Hi, Sharon.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
Hi, Sharon, Karen, Karen Karen. It's bad hearing for Claudia.
There she heard Sharon, Lucky.

Speaker 2 (24:35):
I'm not playing this Lucky, You're not playing Karen, and
we have to obviously as a Karen, we have to
offer you the opportunity to complain to the manager. Did
you want to complain about us getting your name wrong?

Speaker 7 (24:47):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (24:47):
No, I'm pretty happy today.

Speaker 2 (24:48):
Thanks.

Speaker 1 (24:49):
If you do, we can get ross boss yeah walks
into your form. Yeah, okay, cool.

Speaker 2 (24:56):
She's going to complain about the Karen jokes.

Speaker 1 (25:00):
Claudia over to you. Hello.

Speaker 7 (25:01):
The pretty self explanatory of this game. It's called Guess
the Noise because that's what we're doing. There's always a theme,
and earlier we talked about the percentage of people that
don't wash their hands after you into.

Speaker 1 (25:11):
The one and five rose yuck.

Speaker 7 (25:14):
So these are all things that reasons why you may
need to wash your hands okay before after the actimys, gross,
keep it clean, guys, light your hands, brien clin You
guys are going first buzz them with your name if
you think you know what it is, and then your
first team to three points will take over the wind.
You really, really really stop talking, good boy, Brie, that's

(25:40):
patting a dog patting a dog.

Speaker 2 (25:44):
I didn't even hear you.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
Didn't you know you are quite loud.

Speaker 2 (25:48):
I heard me and the guy patting the dog.

Speaker 1 (25:50):
Boy, who is your good boy? Did you think I
didn't buzz in at all?

Speaker 2 (25:54):
Yes? Okay, fine, I'll accept that role. We've got one, Karen,
Karen and Emma. You guys are ready to buzz.

Speaker 6 (26:04):
And yeah really yeah?

Speaker 7 (26:10):
Emmah see Karen, we got im and just slightly ahead.

Speaker 2 (26:17):
What do you think The answer is?

Speaker 1 (26:18):
Im?

Speaker 7 (26:22):
But you shouldn't be doing into your hands these days,
should be into your elbow, into your weeners, so wash
them anyway, just in case. Okay, that is one per team,
per point? What one point per team?

Speaker 1 (26:34):
Free Inklin? This one's for you guys. Bret want freeze fishing?

Speaker 7 (26:40):
Yeah you okay, Clint?

Speaker 3 (26:46):
I was going to say swimming anyway? But why would
you wash your hands after swimming?

Speaker 1 (26:49):
But yeah, chlorine?

Speaker 2 (26:52):
What's wrong with chlorine? Isn't chlorine antibacterial?

Speaker 1 (26:54):
You want to leave it on your skin?

Speaker 8 (26:56):
Though?

Speaker 1 (26:56):
Do you get dry hands?

Speaker 2 (27:00):
I'm gonna need you to get this one because I'm
really karen bottling it.

Speaker 1 (27:04):
Put them away here, Karen.

Speaker 5 (27:06):
Yeah, I'll give it a go.

Speaker 2 (27:09):
Guess the noise, guys, Karen.

Speaker 1 (27:13):
Came, I half.

Speaker 6 (27:15):
Karen going to the toilet.

Speaker 2 (27:25):
Toilet, the toilet. It's all right, Karen. I didn't hear
breath when she buzzed, did either, But I promise you
Imma did buzzing first.

Speaker 7 (27:34):
You guys are going to start thinking that I'm making
up rules as I go. Speaking of making up rules
as we go, we're at tie break now, right, So
everyone's in on this one, all right, and I'll give
you a clue because this one is the hardest one.
You're washing your hands before, okay, before you do this,
so everyone can buzz and whoever gets this takes home
the when Good luck everyone. Here's your last noise.

Speaker 2 (27:57):
Cl Clint barbecuing.

Speaker 7 (28:00):
Yeah, you know, I'll give it to you.

Speaker 1 (28:02):
What's the answer cooking?

Speaker 4 (28:04):
Okay, I was going to say performing surgery.

Speaker 7 (28:13):
It sounds like a shopping trolley on a stormy night.

Speaker 1 (28:18):
Here is that the sound that comes up for cooking?

Speaker 2 (28:21):
Yeah, well, we've got fifty caves chicken dollars coming your way.

Speaker 5 (28:25):
Beautiful, Thank you guys.

Speaker 1 (28:26):
Well done, guys.

Speaker 2 (28:28):
You still don't want to make that complain? Karen, were
still good?

Speaker 1 (28:31):
I'm good.

Speaker 4 (28:33):
I think Karen deserves some caves after we put it
through for Karen too.

Speaker 1 (28:38):
Yeah, you deserve it.

Speaker 2 (28:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (28:43):
See now you keep Karen happy.

Speaker 6 (28:48):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (28:48):
You're welcome. Karen will look after you.

Speaker 3 (28:50):
Don't you catch more flies with honey type situation? Can
we all just be upstanding for a second for the
national anthem?

Speaker 2 (28:58):
Because I think.

Speaker 3 (29:00):
I think we may have just experienced the greatest weekend
in New Zealand's sporting history and we don't even realize
just how good it was. Obviously everybody knows there were
good things that happened over the weekend.

Speaker 4 (29:14):
Yeah, a lot, a lot of sport going on this weekend.

Speaker 3 (29:16):
When you put it all together, I don't know if
there's ever been a weekend like this before. And this
is bearing in mind there was no All Blacks, no
Warriors over the weekend, which are our two main sports.

Speaker 2 (29:28):
And then that's so.

Speaker 4 (29:29):
Kind of you to talk about my my casual soccer
game on Sunday.

Speaker 1 (29:34):
Did you ever win as well?

Speaker 8 (29:35):
Did you win?

Speaker 3 (29:36):
Edit to the list? Let me run through this list? Okay,
is this all went down over the weekend in New
Zealand or featuring New Zealand teams. The first thing was
they launched the new Auckland FC team the football team. Yep,
Auckland hasn't had a football team in the A League
in decades.

Speaker 1 (29:54):
I thought it was ever.

Speaker 3 (29:56):
No, they had one called the Knights and one called
the Kings. This is like that would have been fifteen
or twenty years ago, right, And they started with a win.
They started with a two zero win for the for
Auckland f C.

Speaker 1 (30:07):
Yeah, I mean started with an own goal, but a
goal any any goals.

Speaker 2 (30:11):
It looked like a real intentional own goal though that when.

Speaker 1 (30:14):
The second goal was a rapper, so they like stamped it.

Speaker 3 (30:18):
The black Caps beat India in a Test match in
India and that doesn't happen. The black Caps bowled India
out in the first innings for under fifty runs. They
won by eight wickets. It's the first time New Zealand
has won a Test match in India since nineteen eighty eight.

Speaker 2 (30:33):
Yeah, so that's crazy, big, big, big news.

Speaker 3 (30:36):
Speaking of the cricket, the White Ferns are world champions
the women's cricket team.

Speaker 4 (30:41):
This is probably my favorite from the weekend. Yeah, unbelievable,
just like has never been done before.

Speaker 3 (30:48):
Yeah, they won the T twenty World Cup. The craziest
thing about the White Ferns becoming world champions is they
were probably the worst team going into the competition they
had later in reality, they had lost ten games in
a row going into the World Cup. Yeah, and then
they come out the other end of it as world champions.

Speaker 1 (31:09):
Oh god, I wish I had got up, but it
was at two thirty in the morning.

Speaker 3 (31:12):
And also no one expected us to win, so like
it's one of those ones where you go, oh, it'd
be nice, but you know, unbelievable. Sticking with the girls,
the Silver Ferns thumped Australia in the netball over the weekend.
They beat the Aussie Diamonds by fourteen goals. It's the
biggest win that the Silver Ferns have had over the

(31:34):
Diamonds in fourteen years.

Speaker 1 (31:36):
Yeah, that's crazy.

Speaker 2 (31:37):
No easy feat either, because the Diamonds are the gold standard.

Speaker 4 (31:40):
The Diamonds in the Silver Ferns obviously have had a
massive rivalry for years and years and to get a
win like that over them is huge.

Speaker 2 (31:48):
We became canoe polo World Champions on the weekend.

Speaker 1 (31:52):
Canoe polo cano polo, so.

Speaker 2 (31:54):
It's it's water polo in kayaks I know it's niche,
but we're World champions, so we have to.

Speaker 1 (31:59):
Edit the list niche. She's an understa the New.

Speaker 2 (32:01):
Zealand Pedal Ferns, which are out women's seniorar canoe polo team.

Speaker 1 (32:06):
I'm on board. Sounds like a fun sport to watch.

Speaker 3 (32:08):
Beat Italy six to one in the final of the
World Championships in China, Wayne China as well, Like I mean,
where is the home of canoo polo New Zealand. Obviously
New Zealand the spirit coming home. Women's Canoopolo Cup.

Speaker 1 (32:21):
Is coming home.

Speaker 2 (32:22):
So that's you'll take it anytime. Your World champions will
take it. And by far the biggest win of the
weekend was Peter Berling and Team New Zealand successfully defending
the America's Cup in Barcelona. They smoked the Brits.

Speaker 3 (32:35):
They won the series seven races to two, and Team
New Zealand are now the first team in history to
win the America's Cup three times in a row. That's
the oldest trophy in sport, in world sport, and they're
the first team to do it three times in a row.

Speaker 1 (32:52):
Yeah, I think it's getting a bit too easy for
the boys.

Speaker 4 (32:56):
American Peter Berling needs a bit of a you know,
they have to like Bendy's rush rudder or something blindfold
you know, make him do a blindfolded like it's just
getting too easy.

Speaker 1 (33:05):
For the boys.

Speaker 3 (33:06):
It just when you look at it like that. Oh
and Liam Lawson drove this morning in Dallas.

Speaker 2 (33:12):
So he it was his first race as a fully
fledged Formula one driver and he started at the back
of the grid and he finished in ninth place.

Speaker 4 (33:18):
Don't forget Hayden winning the triathlon Triathlon World Champs as well.
After he took silver at the Olympics, came back and
won won the World just you know, ye a big deal.

Speaker 1 (33:31):
People are texting through all these other things. There's so many.

Speaker 2 (33:34):
Texting your social sports team result. We'll get there in
there as well. You know, why not what it takes, hey,
as long as there was someone from another country on
the team that you were playing against.

Speaker 1 (33:43):
The World stage. The World stage.

Speaker 4 (33:48):
Went to a party on Friday night and I was
out in the balcony and chatting with some of the
gals and some of the girls from the office here
at Zen.

Speaker 1 (33:57):
We're there and we're having conversation.

Speaker 4 (34:00):
Don't even know how this came about why we got
on this topic, but we started talking about something that
all of us had done in the past that it's
quite it's quite embarrassing. But then all of us were
really honest with each other and we I feel like
I can see Amelia, who was a part of this

(34:22):
conversation in the office, standing up.

Speaker 1 (34:24):
Yeah, she remembers.

Speaker 2 (34:25):
She sounds like she's proud of the thing.

Speaker 1 (34:27):
Are you proud of it, Amelia? No, she doesn't want to.

Speaker 2 (34:30):
Happy to get a shout out, but she does not
want to be associated with this thing.

Speaker 1 (34:34):
So too late now.

Speaker 4 (34:35):
It was actually Amelia that admitted to doing this first,
and then all of us kind of you know, crowded
around her and we supported her, and then it all
came out where we were like, yeah, we've done this before.

Speaker 2 (34:46):
Oh my god, I so need to know what this
thing is.

Speaker 1 (34:49):
It's so random.

Speaker 4 (34:51):
But we all admitted to each other on Friday night
that back in the day, at some point in our
life whenever, that might have been to recording ourselves singing
on our recording app on the phone, thinking we sounded
good listening back and realizing that it wasn't the case.

Speaker 2 (35:17):
Now, I don't know what you did it.

Speaker 1 (35:22):
I knew Clint would have done this.

Speaker 2 (35:24):
I remember, but I've done it too. I remember you've
done it.

Speaker 3 (35:28):
I remember when the Fray were really popular and I
was working at quite a big deal radio station at
the time, and I was doing weekend shifts and there
were microphones in the studio.

Speaker 1 (35:38):
And I was like, wait, you did it at a
radio station.

Speaker 2 (35:42):
I recorded it into the main radio computer. You're joking,
so that I could hear it back on big speakers,
And it was not as good as I thought it
was going to be.

Speaker 1 (36:00):
Does not surprise me. I never knew. Oh no, it
give us a bit more.

Speaker 2 (36:06):
I never knew that everything was falling through.

Speaker 1 (36:13):
Yeah, you've done it.

Speaker 2 (36:14):
I've done it.

Speaker 1 (36:15):
Did you ever do it in your notes AP? No,
I mean not your NOTESAP, your recording app on your
phone because this is.

Speaker 2 (36:21):
Two thousand and seven, so there weren't There was no smartphone.

Speaker 3 (36:24):
Yeah, but it'll be the same as nineties kids doing
it into a tape dick at home.

Speaker 4 (36:28):
Yeah, on just somewhere somewhere where you could record yourself
and listen back.

Speaker 1 (36:32):
For me, I definitely recall trying to bust out a
bit of Adele Adele.

Speaker 4 (36:39):
Yeah, just absolutely swinging for the fences thinking of hit
certain notes. Yeah, it turns out no, definitely not high
bar I mean I said, I mean, but of my
own vehicle, you.

Speaker 3 (36:51):
Know, yeah, yeah, yeah, that recording will be in the
cloud somewhere. If you don't in your iPhone, it'll be
in the cloud.

Speaker 10 (36:58):
No.

Speaker 1 (36:58):
I remember deleting it, really leading it straight away, produce
a claude, it's time to come clean? When who was
your artist? See?

Speaker 7 (37:06):
I don't remember a specific time having done that, but
I do remember one time me and my friend were like,
we'll just put headphones on so we can't hear ourselves
and we'll sing. And I'm like, yeah, I've got this,
I've got this. And I remember like closing my eyes
and singing and then opening them and seeing her laughing,
and I was like, oh, no, since because I'm an
excellent singer, and she's like, oh so bad.

Speaker 2 (37:25):
And she taking the headphones off and just she was
just hearing you taking turns.

Speaker 7 (37:29):
So it was intentional. But I do remember once I
sung on something and someone was like, oh my god,
hoo's that this? I'd great?

Speaker 1 (37:36):
And I was like, were you are part of? Like
speech and drama?

Speaker 7 (37:40):
I wasn't, but I would have thrived.

Speaker 1 (37:41):
You would have, you would have really shown.

Speaker 2 (37:44):
Speech and drama.

Speaker 1 (37:44):
Who would? Who would? I mean, I was, I can
always identify others were I thought, we're going to put
it out there. I just want to get it. I
just want to get a bit of a pole, a
bit of a gauge. Did you do this in the past?

Speaker 8 (38:01):
Can you?

Speaker 3 (38:01):
Can you admit to recording yourself singing because you thought
you sounded quite good?

Speaker 1 (38:06):
Yeah, and you just wanted to just wanted to check
listen to yourself back and what was the song? Yeah?
What was the song?

Speaker 4 (38:13):
What was the artist that you tried your luck on?
You're like, I reckon, I do a really good Nicki Mina.

Speaker 1 (38:22):
You know del I really I don't know.

Speaker 2 (38:27):
She's a songbird of our generation.

Speaker 1 (38:28):
But I thought I was too.

Speaker 8 (38:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (38:30):
Yeah, oh, one hundred dollars at him, or you can
text it to nine six, nine six if you're willing
to admit it to us this afternoon.

Speaker 2 (38:36):
Yeah, Promise we won't make you sing. Promise don't make
me sing.

Speaker 4 (38:41):
Had a moment on Friday night with some of my
gal pals here from the ZM office where we all
kind of came together as one and looked at each
other and was like, wait, did you record yourself and
then listen back to how good of a singer you
were and realized you were terrible.

Speaker 2 (38:57):
Because you wanted to hear it recorded different. You want
to hear it not coming out of your mouth, you know.

Speaker 1 (39:02):
You wanted to hear it from a listener's perspective.

Speaker 2 (39:05):
I love that we all had the same thought that
maybe I am good. Maybe maybe I am good.

Speaker 1 (39:10):
Don't sound that great to me?

Speaker 2 (39:12):
Maybe I do sound like that. I admitted that I
did this to the Fray, and Brett very bravely admitted
that she thought she had a bit of adele in her.

Speaker 1 (39:28):
When I say it was humbling. What I wouldn't give
to hear it as well?

Speaker 3 (39:38):
Yea, with all the confidence of you thinking that no
one would ever hear it, you know it would be
so raw, and.

Speaker 4 (39:45):
Only there was a segment on our show where we
could hear us trying to sing the best we could.

Speaker 1 (39:53):
Never that'd never take.

Speaker 2 (39:55):
Brittany is here, Hi, Brittany, h Brittany, Hello, tell.

Speaker 4 (39:58):
Us mate, what was this song for you that you
secretly recorded yourself and then listen back to it and
realize Oh, maybe I'm not as good as I think.

Speaker 6 (40:08):
So mine was I'm yours by Jason Rays and I
used to like video myself singing, and I've posted on
my Facebook page right now?

Speaker 1 (40:20):
Did you did you for your second hand embarrassment? Did
you wear the little fedora as well? Brittany?

Speaker 2 (40:29):
Did you play these videos still on your Facebook?

Speaker 1 (40:32):
No?

Speaker 6 (40:33):
Thank god, that was an old one and it's gone now.

Speaker 1 (40:37):
Did you play ukulele or the guitar or anything so purely?

Speaker 7 (40:44):
Are you?

Speaker 1 (40:44):
One more question for Brittany. Are you in a relationship now? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (40:49):
Do you worry that your partner like might find those
videos at some point?

Speaker 2 (40:57):
Thanks, Brittany, just talk to Page.

Speaker 1 (40:59):
Paige.

Speaker 2 (41:00):
Page got on you for being able to admit it.
First of all, you know it's a big step.

Speaker 5 (41:06):
Okay, celebrating, just embarrassing.

Speaker 1 (41:12):
What song was you?

Speaker 6 (41:14):
It was little things by one direction, These little things,
lazy songs.

Speaker 2 (41:21):
If you had to be any of the boys, which
one did you fancy yourself?

Speaker 6 (41:24):
As my friends in high school always compared me to
Louise Tomlinson.

Speaker 1 (41:32):
Okay, that's rude of them. It's not Louis a sweetheart.

Speaker 7 (41:38):
I agree with them.

Speaker 1 (41:41):
I think you would have been fantastic.

Speaker 2 (41:43):
Yeah, okay, thanks page.

Speaker 1 (41:45):
Someone text through. We're talking about admitting to the fact
that you have recorded yourself singing in the past, and
as you thought you were good. We've all, like I'm
not gonna say, we've all done it. A lot of
a lot of people have.

Speaker 4 (41:59):
Done I think I done it, including this person who
said I recorded myself singing Sea Chandelier and thought I
absolutely nailed the high note.

Speaker 2 (42:09):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (42:09):
Even listening back, I thought I sounded pretty good until
I found it in my notes two years later and
realized that wasn't the case, and I was mortified.

Speaker 1 (42:22):
I've won't have been singing in front of my partner
of seven years to this day. No pres so that note,
that note there.

Speaker 4 (42:32):
It's probably one of the hardest surely notes in music.
And yeah, someone else said many years ago, I was
at a karaoke bar and I was quite intoxicated and
someone put my name down to sing Grace Kelly by Meeker.

Speaker 1 (42:46):
I have no recollection of it, but.

Speaker 4 (42:48):
It's somewhere on YouTube and it's the worst thing you've
ever heard.

Speaker 1 (42:57):
It's so the need to be there.

Speaker 3 (43:01):
A kid Anika's here, Hi Anika, Hi Niga embarrassing but
you can admit to recording yourself singing a song into
your phone because you thought that you were smashing it.

Speaker 1 (43:11):
What was the song? Oh?

Speaker 6 (43:13):
Absolutely, and not only just once, so it wasn't only singing,
but it was also dancing with my childhood best friends.
And it was Baby by Justin Bieber.

Speaker 1 (43:23):
Yes, and then you got rushed it, Anika, I really did.

Speaker 3 (43:30):
It's not even a jewet. Oh wait, it was one
of you, ludicrous and one of you was Justin Bieber.

Speaker 6 (43:35):
Oh, both of us, like everything, the whole album and
the Whole nineteen eighty one.

Speaker 1 (43:41):
By Taylor Swith nineteen eighty nine. What, Anika, did you
do the whole album?

Speaker 10 (43:48):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (43:49):
God, you could have charged money for that. Called it
the ears to us.

Speaker 2 (43:56):
Good on you, a Nika.

Speaker 1 (43:57):
Oh wait, do you still have the videos?

Speaker 6 (43:59):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (44:00):
My mom that's coming out at your avoiding or something.
Your mum's going to black vailue you with that at
some point an ego.

Speaker 2 (44:07):
Yeah, coming out every chance they can get a bit bit.

Speaker 1 (44:12):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (44:13):
Thanks, thanks to Nikka. We appreciate it.

Speaker 4 (44:14):
Someone text her and said, I recorded myself singing hopelessly
Devoted to You by Olivia Newton John. Oh my god,
it was with my hair brush as a microphone.

Speaker 3 (44:24):
I mean, that's a classic. It is a classic, and
it's a classic thing to do. And I feel like
she would have done that in the mirror. That sounds
like the music video for Hopelessly Devoted. But that was
before we had the ability to document everything on our phones.

Speaker 4 (44:37):
Yeah, a lot of people saying they've done Celine Tea
on my heart will go on and one other people
saying that they recorded themselves seeing Mariah Carey.

Speaker 1 (44:48):
It's all the rest.

Speaker 2 (44:50):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, all right, Well.

Speaker 1 (44:53):
I feel better. I feel better that we're the same group.

Speaker 3 (44:56):
I think you should and it's off your chest now.
So to take us out, here's bit of here's a
bit of what what? What are you worried about?

Speaker 1 (45:06):
What have you done? What if you loaded him?

Speaker 2 (45:10):
I thought you could give us a little live if
the recording doesn't, because I thought you could sing us out.

Speaker 1 (45:18):
Absolutely not. I sing once a week on this show.
We'll wait. It was just like a movie.

Speaker 7 (45:35):
It was just like a song.

Speaker 1 (45:38):
When we were It sounds just like I remembered it sounding.

Speaker 2 (45:50):
It took so little peer appreciate to get that out
of you as well.

Speaker 1 (45:53):
I just want to move on. I want to get
into birthday bag.

Speaker 3 (45:55):
All right, all right, all right, right, one hundred dollars
if you want to know the number one site sixteen birthday.

Speaker 1 (46:01):
If it's a del bri we'll sing it for you
free in Clint time for birthday Bang are free and Clint.

Speaker 6 (46:09):
Birthday.

Speaker 1 (46:10):
Let's get this birthday bang and bus.

Speaker 6 (46:12):
On the road.

Speaker 1 (46:13):
Shall we number one songs when you turn sixteen?

Speaker 2 (46:15):
And we're going to play one for you birthday Bang Bus.
Shane's going to play Hi, Shane, Shane.

Speaker 1 (46:23):
How was your weekend? Mate? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (46:25):
Awesome yours?

Speaker 1 (46:26):
Yeah it was bloody ripper. Actually, hey, Shane, will here
give us your birthday November two thousand, so right, that means.

Speaker 4 (46:34):
You were sixteen, SHANEO in twenty eighteen and back on
you sixteenth.

Speaker 1 (46:39):
This was at the top Ariana.

Speaker 2 (46:49):
Do you like it, Shane?

Speaker 1 (46:51):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (46:51):
I mean it's pretty average.

Speaker 2 (46:52):
I think Shane calls it like it is.

Speaker 1 (46:56):
I like that song from Marianna.

Speaker 2 (46:58):
Sorry, Shane calls it like it is to her to.

Speaker 1 (47:00):
Him, yeah, which I appreciate that, Shane. You're honesty. I wait, this.

Speaker 2 (47:06):
What it would take to impress Shane?

Speaker 8 (47:08):
You know?

Speaker 2 (47:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (47:10):
Well ask him, what's what was he hoping.

Speaker 2 (47:11):
Shane, what were you hoping for? From twenty eighteen? What
would have been?

Speaker 6 (47:14):
Good?

Speaker 2 (47:17):
Bell or?

Speaker 1 (47:19):
Okay, okay, I can get around that. Good to know
George is here? Gooday, George, by George?

Speaker 2 (47:25):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (47:26):
What do you do for your weekend? George?

Speaker 9 (47:29):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (47:29):
Shad a Halloween party?

Speaker 1 (47:31):
Halloween? What'd you go as? I went as? What do
I go? Is? Stripper? Well?

Speaker 3 (47:39):
First of all, you couldn't remember and it was only
two days ago. And second of all a stripper? Did
you not pack a costume? Did you just show up
and take your clothes off?

Speaker 1 (47:47):
George? No?

Speaker 5 (47:48):
I was like nurse costume, the sixty nurse one?

Speaker 1 (47:52):
Were you a sixty nurse?

Speaker 2 (47:53):
George, sixty nurse stripper? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (47:56):
Okay, I think George can't remember. No more questions of
the weekend. Hey, if you can remember, tell us your birthday?

Speaker 1 (48:02):
George six All right? That means you're sixteen in twenty
twenty two, George the sixty nurse stripper and he's your
birthday banker.

Speaker 3 (48:18):
Kate Bush number one again in twenty twenty two because
of stranger things.

Speaker 1 (48:22):
What do you think, George?

Speaker 5 (48:26):
That's all right?

Speaker 1 (48:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (48:28):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay.

Speaker 3 (48:32):
Wait there George, we've got no fans so far of
their birthday bangers. Got my fingers crossed for Bailey. Hi Bailey,
Hi Bailey?

Speaker 1 (48:38):
Hi? How was your weekend? Bailey?

Speaker 8 (48:41):
What do you do?

Speaker 5 (48:43):
Just hang out with the kids?

Speaker 7 (48:44):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (48:44):
Lovely? How many kids you got three? It's three? You
got your hands full, Bailey?

Speaker 4 (48:50):
Yeah, very, Let's see if we can make your heart
full with your birthday, Banger.

Speaker 1 (48:54):
What's your day to birth?

Speaker 5 (48:56):
Second of November ninety fourth?

Speaker 1 (48:58):
Not saying that your kids would make your heartful? That
sounded really bad. Here's your birthday? Ge six six? Now,
now we're there. Here we got as Bailey. What do
you reckon? Bailey? That's a ripper right, six.

Speaker 5 (49:15):
I mean I'm not biased, but I definitely take that one.

Speaker 1 (49:18):
You're the best by far. You've topped there. I can
go past me to there.

Speaker 2 (49:23):
I fote Bailey in the fariest movement.

Speaker 1 (49:25):
I'm voting with you, Bailey me as well. Like a
G six. Congrats mate, you're the winner of birthday banker today.

Speaker 8 (49:32):
Oh you're welcome, sweet, She's like, you're.

Speaker 1 (49:37):
Welcome, guys, Yes, thank you for saving birthday Begger.

Speaker 2 (49:40):
It's fourteen years old. He's like a G six on zidim.

Speaker 10 (49:44):
Geez six G six Brian Clint geez.

Speaker 3 (49:49):
Zidi in Brian Clinton. That's the winner of Birthday Banker today.
For Bailey from the year twenty ten, that's the Far
East movement.

Speaker 1 (49:56):
Like a g sex.

Speaker 3 (49:57):
Someone ticks it and said, ever since I somebody said
feeling so fly like.

Speaker 2 (50:02):
A cheese stick. That's all I can hear when I
listened to that, Like.

Speaker 1 (50:05):
A cheese stick, Like a cheese stick, Like a cheese stick,
Like a cheese stick. A good one.

Speaker 2 (50:14):
Now, that's all I can hear, sang, I like cheese sticks.
I like cheese stick.

Speaker 1 (50:21):
Up next on the.

Speaker 4 (50:22):
Show, I want to get into a term that I
think technically surfaced in twenty eighteen, but it's resurfacing now
on tiktop.

Speaker 1 (50:32):
Yes, called micro cheating. Yes, I want to go through
a few different things and see who is the biggest
micro cheater on the show out of us.

Speaker 3 (50:43):
Yeah right, because I thought micro cheating was when your
partner cheats on you but he's got a micro penis.

Speaker 1 (50:50):
I mean, technically technically that's micro cheating. Is it is
also micro cheating?

Speaker 2 (50:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (50:55):
Yeah, So technically wouldn't you be looking for the smallest
micro cheater. Yes, yes, anyway, just had to get that
joke out and we'll talk about micro cheating next.

Speaker 1 (51:05):
It's zid in freelance.

Speaker 4 (51:08):
It was a popular dating trend term back in twenty eighteen.
People were calling it micro cheating and they go through
a bunch of different things. That's not full blown cheating, no,
but it's the level down.

Speaker 3 (51:23):
To precursorder cheating sometimes. And I think it's also like
it's about intention sometimes, right, is it?

Speaker 1 (51:29):
Definitely? I think so? I think so.

Speaker 4 (51:32):
It's started back up on TikTok people are discussing the
term micro cheating.

Speaker 1 (51:38):
What is micro cheating? What's not?

Speaker 4 (51:40):
I thought we could quickly go through the list and
then I've got a bit of a question at the end. Sure,
so these are all what people have said are micro
cheating things. So number one, secretly messaging someone regardless of
what the messages say. Yeah, secretly messaging someone.

Speaker 3 (52:01):
Well what's the opposite of secretly messaging them? Like DM someone?
But then say to your partner, Hey, I'm just dming this.
Check I can't all messages private.

Speaker 1 (52:13):
Let's say let's say you message an X oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (52:21):
Yeah, okay, yeah yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (52:23):
Micro cheating, cheating what do we reckon not cheating.

Speaker 3 (52:28):
In the spirit of micro cheating, I'd say, yet it's
micro cheating. If you're sending messages you wouldn't be happy
with your partner knowing about then Yeah, yeah, but not necessarily.

Speaker 1 (52:37):
Let's just say you know that it would annoy them,
so you delete it. Probably micro chating, Yeah, if you
keep it. It depends who it is. I think Coldy
is very quiet over there. What do you reckon call?

Speaker 7 (52:47):
No, I agree, it's not quite cheating, therefore not cheating.

Speaker 1 (52:50):
Micro cheating.

Speaker 2 (52:51):
Yeah, yeah, it's all about intention though, so but yeah, yeah,
it's a bit just questionable, so we'll give it a
micro cheating.

Speaker 1 (52:58):
Yeah, we were all really confused on that one.

Speaker 7 (53:01):
I know.

Speaker 1 (53:01):
But I feel like there's liver.

Speaker 3 (53:04):
You got, like you didn't have to sit down with
your partner every night and go here's my DMS.

Speaker 7 (53:08):
No, oh, you guys don't do that.

Speaker 1 (53:11):
Yeah, we do that.

Speaker 2 (53:12):
Good, put them on the TV.

Speaker 4 (53:14):
Maintaining contact with x's and flings. It's not micro cheating.
That's just not tossing people out with the rubbish and
not cheating either. Leaving people in a good place after
you break up with them.

Speaker 1 (53:27):
Yeah, you can maintain contact. Doesn't have to be like
an everyday thing, but you know, let you up. Yeah,
it's fine. I disagree. Yeah, I disagree on that one too.
Secret friendships Oh weird. Let's say I'll give you an example.

Speaker 4 (53:45):
Let's say there's someone who you've been friends with for
a long time, but for some reason, your partner feels
threatened by them.

Speaker 1 (53:54):
Yes, but you don't want to give that friendship up.

Speaker 7 (53:58):
Not cheating, but there's different issues there.

Speaker 1 (54:01):
Yeah, yeah, there's something going on.

Speaker 2 (54:02):
Yeah, I feel like anytime you're keeping a secret from
your partner, it's not good.

Speaker 1 (54:07):
It's not like a birthday surprise. I'm just saying, listen,
it's a surprise present.

Speaker 2 (54:12):
Then yeah, I guess it falls into the micro cheating category.
But Claudia is right, there's bigger issues that play in
your relations.

Speaker 1 (54:17):
Actually, I wouldn't call it micro cheating.

Speaker 3 (54:19):
No, Actually, you're right, it's not because if you know
in your heart of heart that you're not doing anything.

Speaker 2 (54:24):
Just friends, just friends, and you go, oh.

Speaker 4 (54:26):
To save a fight. Obviously there's other issues, but it's
not micro cheating to me.

Speaker 1 (54:30):
I'll go with you on that next one. Liking half
naked pictures of people on social media. Not micro cheating.

Speaker 2 (54:40):
Not micro cheating.

Speaker 7 (54:42):
Maybe micro cheating because it's again it's the intention. If
you're liking them because you're like, oh.

Speaker 2 (54:48):
I want a better that, I think I think there's
two versions of them, you know the person.

Speaker 1 (54:53):
Then I think it might be micro cheating. It's in
gray area.

Speaker 2 (54:56):
If it's Sydney Sweeney and you're never going to see
them or meet them, that's fine.

Speaker 1 (55:00):
That's fine.

Speaker 2 (55:01):
I mean, I mean, shoot your shot, bro, that's not
a big Sidney Sweet. He doesn't need your like, but
feel free to like it if you will.

Speaker 8 (55:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (55:07):
Next one, lying about your relationship status, it's micro cheating,
micro cheating.

Speaker 1 (55:14):
But you're single. Yeah, Like if you meet someone online. Yeah,
that's it's also weird, very weird.

Speaker 4 (55:22):
Well, there's intent there. You want to appear like you're
not in a relationship.

Speaker 1 (55:27):
You're lying, you're living a double life.

Speaker 2 (55:29):
You're lying to two people.

Speaker 1 (55:30):
Now what about this? Next one?

Speaker 4 (55:32):
Seeking new friendships with people you find attractive.

Speaker 1 (55:37):
No, you're putting yourself in it.

Speaker 2 (55:39):
You're putting yourself in harm's way. But I don't think
it's microature. If you're seeking friendship, yes, and what you
find them attractive?

Speaker 7 (55:47):
Yeah, so you' have hot friends.

Speaker 2 (55:48):
Yeah, what if you have a hot workmate and you're like,
I can't talk.

Speaker 1 (55:52):
It's all about the intent. I find you attractive.

Speaker 2 (55:56):
I have absolutely no self control. We can only communicate
on team.

Speaker 1 (56:00):
Well there is people like that zoo. Yeah, maybe they
probably should.

Speaker 2 (56:04):
I think on the face of it, that's not micro cheating.

Speaker 1 (56:07):
No, No, it depends what your intent is and where
it went.

Speaker 4 (56:11):
Next one, confiding in your ex about your current relationship issues.

Speaker 1 (56:16):
No, that's bad. It's not micro cheating or cheating. But
it's really not good.

Speaker 2 (56:21):
It's it's just respectful to your partner.

Speaker 1 (56:24):
But it's not micro cheating. It depends on intent. If
you want to think it's really bad, I wasn't like
that with you.

Speaker 2 (56:32):
You should come back to me.

Speaker 4 (56:34):
It's something else. But it's not cheating. It's really not okaye.
And the last one is this micro cheating flirting? Na,
Flirting is fine.

Speaker 2 (56:50):
Flirting is the spice of life.

Speaker 1 (56:52):
Like if you're I mean flirting again, it's intention.

Speaker 2 (56:56):
It comes down to intention, doesn't it.

Speaker 4 (56:58):
Yeah, And you know the line when it comes to flirting,
what's okay and what's too far?

Speaker 1 (57:04):
Like a little bit of friendly flirting it's fine. I don't.
I feel like I've forgotten how to flirt.

Speaker 2 (57:09):
You wouldn't. You wouldn't do it in front of your partner, though,
would you?

Speaker 7 (57:13):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (57:13):
It depends who it is, Okay, depends who it is,
like you know, but it's sometimes it's fanter.

Speaker 2 (57:22):
What's the question you needed to ask us?

Speaker 1 (57:25):
I was going to ask you guys? Do you feel
like you still are good at flirting?

Speaker 2 (57:29):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (57:30):
No, No, I.

Speaker 1 (57:32):
Feel like I forget how to use it or lose it.

Speaker 2 (57:34):
Situation you reckon, I reckon with flirting it is, yeah,
Otherwise it's just awkward.

Speaker 1 (57:38):
You're just the awkward married guy.

Speaker 4 (57:40):
Tomorrow tomorrow, should we put it to the test, see
who is the best flirter on the show?

Speaker 1 (57:46):
I'll say no, but you and Claudia give it a go.

Speaker 7 (57:49):
I can't wait for that.

Speaker 2 (57:52):
We were talking to our producer Claudia today, who believes she.

Speaker 3 (57:55):
Knows the date that you need to have all your
Spotify listening done if you want to influence who is
your most listened to artists and Spotify raps.

Speaker 7 (58:04):
I'm already worried about mine, and I feel like I
need to do some influencing. There was a rumor going
around that it was the thirty first of October, so
soon days.

Speaker 1 (58:13):
Yeah, that's way too soon. I feel like the year
hasn't even finished yet.

Speaker 7 (58:18):
I will say, though, that's not true.

Speaker 1 (58:21):
That's not true.

Speaker 7 (58:22):
Okay, the exact day, but if you work your way backwards,
they always come out either at the end of November
or the very beginning of December. So we'll say the
last day of mine.

Speaker 2 (58:31):
There's some team of people individually putting together your Spotify
rapped for you, and they're like, we need time to
process it. It's a freaking computer. It doesn't just fart
out the data instantly.

Speaker 8 (58:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (58:41):
I feel like they wouldn't need time for like graphics
and all that kind of stuff.

Speaker 1 (58:44):
So it's bloody AI.

Speaker 7 (58:45):
I'm going to say, the last week of November is
your target. Yeah, right, you've only got a month.

Speaker 3 (58:51):
Yeah, you've got a month, and that's and that's one
twelfth of your entire year of listening. So if you
want to influence it, you really have to go hard.

Speaker 1 (58:59):
You have to go hard. Yeah, like just have it
on in the background wherever you are.

Speaker 7 (59:03):
They don't seem to include December. They always say first
of January is when it starts. Yeah, yeah, it's a year,
but it doesn't. It never December, And they were going
to skew my results with my Christmas song.

Speaker 1 (59:13):
I was going to say, it's because of the Christmas
that will be played.

Speaker 3 (59:16):
We were talking about this before. Do you guys feel
like you already know who you most listened to artists
is going to be for twenty twenty four?

Speaker 1 (59:22):
I think so.

Speaker 7 (59:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (59:23):
I'm definitely going to have a new top artist for
my Spotify raps.

Speaker 1 (59:29):
Yes, and that artist is going to be Chapel Rome.
So yours is cool.

Speaker 4 (59:39):
I've just listened to so much of this album and
I just love it, and I listened to it over
and over again.

Speaker 3 (59:46):
Yeah, okay, what about you? Anybody with children will relate
to this. Your Spotify rep is not your Spotify rep.

Speaker 2 (59:54):
It's your children's Spotify rep rap from what they want
to listen to in the car.

Speaker 3 (59:59):
And that's okay. It's kind of cute too. Last year
it was lou Baga's Mumbo number five, but I'm convinced
that this year it will be Taylor Swift, specifically for
the Tortured Poets Department album.

Speaker 2 (01:00:13):
I could see that or, as they say, the torch
was Rachi Poets.

Speaker 4 (01:00:16):
Apartment, lou Bager Mumbo number five or Taylor Swift.

Speaker 2 (01:00:20):
I feel like lou Bager Mumbo number five is a
good bit more pizazz about it. You know, it's a
bit different. Everyone's going to be.

Speaker 3 (01:00:26):
It's going to be very hard to be in Taylor
Swift's top one percent, much easier to be in lou
Baga's top one shoe.

Speaker 1 (01:00:32):
That's true.

Speaker 7 (01:00:33):
That's a good way to look at it.

Speaker 1 (01:00:34):
What about you produce a clause?

Speaker 7 (01:00:36):
I feel like, realistically, by the end of the year
it's going to be one direction again. But I think
year to date it's definitely Evril Avine.

Speaker 1 (01:00:43):
What you're so random? Was it Hooper stank? Last year?

Speaker 7 (01:00:50):
Most is my top song? My top artist was different?

Speaker 8 (01:00:53):
What was your top artist? Oh?

Speaker 7 (01:00:55):
I don't know if I scause the Summer or something
like that.

Speaker 1 (01:00:57):
Oh my god. Anymore, otherwise it's going to be haul
of notes.

Speaker 2 (01:01:02):
I'm not sure she's a renaissance woman. Yeah, and I'm
not talking about the Beyonce album.

Speaker 1 (01:01:11):
Anywhere near me.

Speaker 2 (01:01:12):
Well, good luck with your Spotify raped everybody. Time to
start cramming. That's the end of the Brian Clint Show
for another week. No another day, Damn, it's on Monday.

Speaker 1 (01:01:22):
I was gonna say, you're like Friday, we're taking Friday
off this week? Yes, we are.

Speaker 2 (01:01:29):
So we're doing a four day weekie so we can
take advantage of the long weekend and do a full
day weekend, which means we'll do a four day WEEKI
next week.

Speaker 1 (01:01:36):
Well, like a lot of people are doing that.

Speaker 2 (01:01:38):
Yes, yeah, I reckon this is the Friday to take
off if you can take it off for sure, or
the Tuesday as well would be a good option, so
you go into a three day week. There's another good
way to do it.

Speaker 1 (01:01:48):
Not a bad idea either.

Speaker 2 (01:01:50):
A lot of teacher only days happening on the Tuesday.
I think the teacher's got a hit of us and
they're like, we'll do a four day weekend.

Speaker 8 (01:01:55):
Sounds good to us.

Speaker 2 (01:01:56):
I mean, listen plan We'll do some listen planning.

Speaker 1 (01:01:59):
What do you reckon? Is this the first weekend people
are going to be like getting out camping again and.

Speaker 2 (01:02:05):
Labor weekend?

Speaker 1 (01:02:06):
Yeah it could be. I feel like it's getting warm,
but you've probably jinxed it now with so that it
was already destined for bad. Whether this weekend, I already looked,
Sure you did, depending on where you were.

Speaker 2 (01:02:19):
Well, anyway, it's Monday and we're already horny for the weekend,
so let's get out of here. I won't catch you
guys back on Tuesday.

Speaker 1 (01:02:25):
Going to get some weekend catnip. They're going to get
some weekend pretection sunscreen. Yea, yeah, yeah, sunscreen.

Speaker 2 (01:02:44):
See you guys tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (01:02:44):
Bye. A thick one

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