Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 7th June 2024 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The z M podcast Network, the Fleshborne and Haley Big Pod.
Great things are brewing at mcafe, the perfect start to
every day.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Good morning, Welcome to the show, Fletchfawne and Hailey. And
people will be sadly disappointed if they were expecting a
hungover show from us today. But we are broadcasting professionals.
There was a an industry ceremony last night, a night out. Yeah,
but we're all very responsible. I was home at ten thirty.

(00:29):
I'm a little husky. I'm husky because I didn't go.
You didn't go you to the filming stance. You know
you didn't. I protested, You're just busy.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
I was busy.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
I did have a lot of people asking where you were,
and I got sick of I know, but you should have.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
We should have made a cool scandal, you know, rocked
the industry with scandal, right.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
They love bit of there.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
We would have said, yeah, you could have just got
to go, oh where's Haley tonight? And I don't care.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
I'm just just left it there and start a bit
of goss and Vaughn. You went home. A lot of
people also as give me where's worn?

Speaker 1 (01:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:03):
I see something, Yeah, I see you know, Vaughan doesn't
like a lot of crowds and people, mostly them. Did
you tell them that? I didn't tell them that crowds
some crowds, just not you. Yeah, you can say to
people from now on, where's worn? Yeah, it does like
crowds and especially you. Yeah, okay, I'll say that from

(01:23):
now on. Thank you for sticking it out and representing us.
No problem, pleasure, happy, happy to help, Happy to help.
Coming up on the show The Top Sex. A new
research is showing that if your doctor is funny or
uses humor La Patch Adams late patch, that's right, r
O P R O P. Robin Williams, it's better for you.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
I don't know, we'll get into this. I don't know why,
but better for everything.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
Will they say laughter is the best medicine, It's not.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
I would say cancer theory, we have a laughter yeah.
I'd say this is probably some lak for HIV medications
that it would be better than last failure.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
I would say dialysis, yeah, laughter yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
And prosthesis for amputees I'd say can't be replaced for laughter.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
No painkillers for people and chronic pain i'd say is
better than Okay, well, I mean do you want to
do the Top six or not? I have a choice.
I don't know. I don't want to do anything.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
I know you don't. Should we just I really can't
call it quits. Take the day.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
Top six jokes I'd use as a doctor coming up,
So feel yeah. Nicks on the show. Laughter is the
best medicines. Nick's on the show something a lot of
people do when they travel. Somebody who works at an
airport has said, you shouldn't do this thing. My goodness,
we'll tell you what it is next.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
Bomb jokes.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
Oh definitely not bomb jokes, but you do that. Don't
do those?

Speaker 1 (03:01):
Playdiums Fledgworne and Haley.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
Literally nuggets. You put an order in not hungover, but
we were like, well, we're not. But I think you'll
find she's Donald's property versus McCafe company. Will but people
know it's under the same umbrella. Born, I know it's
under the same umbrella. Did you see this is McDonald's
coming to our neighbor. You're muddying the water. Years and

(03:26):
my children are mertro success.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
Aaron we were sitting at there's a pub opposite where
it is being built, and Aaron was like, what's that.
I was like, my dude, there's a McDonald's. He literally
did a little happy dance for a happy meal? Didn't
happy dance for a happy meal?

Speaker 2 (03:41):
Is a happy boy? Love that? Now it's getting to
that kind of midyear kind of time when people are
going to take off on holidays. People are going to
take off the islands off to Europe summer. Yeah, exactly,
And a baggage handler has gone viral. He works at
Dublin Airport, so you can only imagine he's got a
very sixy accent.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
And he's bag of handler. He's muscular, and he's Irish.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
It could be the devil of Dublin. That could be
his day job. You never know. Well, he said there's
one thing that you should do, actually a couple if
you don't want your bag ending up being lost or delayed.
And that's what I feel like. It's a thing mums
always do tie ribbons to their bags. O god, you

(04:23):
know because someone once said you've got to be over
to identify your suitcase, yes, my mum, or tie string
and then people end up tying like material or you know,
kind of like those rainbow straps and all that stuff.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
Yeah. I remember this because When I first started traveling,
it was with marching, so it's.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
Always a big group. So we would do like a
group color.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
Oh my marching team, that's our bags with the red,
black and white.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
But now literally every bag is a ribbon. So he's
saying that sometimes the ribbons can be so big that
they hide the barcodes. Oh, what a pain in the art.
The machine need to scan. So if the machine can't
scan your bag because you've got stuff hiding it, it
will go off to the side and have to be
manually scanned. That means so that means that your bag

(05:11):
could miss a flight, so because it's in another area
that someone has to get through.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
That is so true, because usually you put it around
the top handle. Here's your tag, there's your ribbon. But
then also those bag tags can be quite long. But
then also the stickers that they peel off from those
bag tags and put on your suitcase in case that
gets he's saying, take those old ones off as well,
because that could also lead to problems because some people
I saw a suitcas the other day someone had like

(05:36):
forty of those far code like off. Yeah, you've got
to pull those off, because he's saying those could also
confuse the scan it at times, because I have that
when they pull it off, your fingers stick on your suitcase.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
As if that's going to stay on as well.

Speaker 1 (05:51):
Yeah, so yeah, he's saying, those are the things that
you should be weary of if you're flying, because yeah,
they can make your bag delayed. I'm traveling soon, won't
so weird, but I am traveling with a soft bag.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
I don't have a hard suitcase anymore. Might explode. It exploded, yeah,
but like it's split at the seams.

Speaker 1 (06:15):
Ah, the hard shell suitcase. Yeah, and so's aft suitcase
anymore because my mom it's my mom's and she left
it at my house and I was like, I'll just
take that. Yeah, but do you think that'll be fine?
It's gonna be a wit so. But it's kind of
like an a giant. I've got hard I've got a
hard suitcase. Yeah, you've got an ye suitcase.

Speaker 2 (06:36):
What's you've got a sam sni Samini?

Speaker 1 (06:38):
Who doesn't it wheels three sixty degrees to I can
I can pivot if just with my breast, I can
be like pivot. I've held it, yep. I think when
you were like tying your shoelace or something. I held
it once and I was like, I want.

Speaker 2 (06:51):
Adult sized one of those suitcases that kids ride through the.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
Airport years sit on it a little lady.

Speaker 2 (06:58):
Yeah, and it's also bombed the bill, but for adults
or whoever the builder is for adults at Yeah, I
could see you with a Bloey suitcase, although it is
my page when you're waiting to get on a iffing
plane and some appearance like just let little four year
old Timmy wheelers two kilometers an hour. He's literally a child.

(07:21):
Just carry him. Did you see, speaking of Bloey, that
the Australian Mint issued Bluey coins, but the dollar dollar
bucks they call it on bloe the currency is dollar bucks.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
He's a phenomenon as a boy.

Speaker 2 (07:40):
Bloe is a girl, just like when I learned that
pipper Pick is a girl.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
You could tell paper Picker was a good.

Speaker 2 (07:49):
Giant and all screw massive corkscrew, little tusks, flinch.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
Voorne and Haley selling little pole. It is so silly, silly,
silly that silly little pool, silly.

Speaker 3 (08:12):
Little it's up losers arm silling little poles that he loses,
silly little pile heads or toils.

Speaker 2 (08:26):
If you got to toss a coin, what do you
call tows? Never fails. I always go tails to always
because I think most people go hids. Same and heads
to me feel so square and obvious. But it really
doesn't matter what you say. Although we talked about that
study with a toss a coin, like was it three
hundred thousand times?

Speaker 1 (08:44):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (08:45):
And what came a head?

Speaker 1 (08:46):
Just like it was whatever it started on.

Speaker 2 (08:49):
That's right? Okay, yeah, fill me the coin. Which side
you picked? There's an overwhelming winner. Seventy two percent of
people pick heads. So my theory and Hayley's theory of
you pick tarls because less people perk, it's pretty good.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
Yeah. Heads. But then even if you have left fifty
to fifty chances, so it doesn't really matter what you
pecked us it dead times of fails. You say he's
fifty fifty, it's one hundred zero.

Speaker 2 (09:14):
It's tales literally sales, right, dances tales of course, because
they give off big top energy. This is a homosexual man.
It does sound like a homosexual man saying that's where
you are the top.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
You're on top. He's on top. So he pecks tails
because that's what he wants. Yeah, is that what the
vibe is? Maybe because I would have thought it would
have picked Hids as the representative. But the head is
to me the bottom of the coin. If you would
have just been like, which this coin is the top,
it's the head, tails is brighter, The heat is what's

(09:48):
on everything.

Speaker 2 (09:49):
It's the coins is the definer. Yeah, show I put
that on top. But it's weird because he caught tails
indicating it's on the bottom. This is like when I
thought that thins the chuck, what was the top and
the chocolate from the bottom. Everybody knows the chocolates the bottom.
I was like, even if you're just gonna drop it
on the ground, you put the biscuit down, not the.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
Chocolate chocolate that I haven't had one of those few years.
But I bet the chocolate's gone thin, like thin, then yeah,
it's not. It would be so Thinn Jeffers.

Speaker 2 (10:20):
Though, and Mints. I was about to do another pretty sorry,
that's okay, you stop. No, you're okay, Hey, you you're okay.

Speaker 1 (10:43):
My microphone still on Turners Mike back on now, okay,
ah got fun like a bistie.

Speaker 2 (11:03):
James, James, I can't see what James pecked, but he said,
because it works fifty percent of the time every time.

Speaker 1 (11:09):
Oh yeah, okay, which that would work for either. All right,
we'll just say that he picked yes, mean bleef, not bleef. Okay,
but yes, yes, let's all kept. Yeahs mean bleef in
our thoughts and prayers. Who the heck is? Yes, she
was on Baywatch and real, but she's she.

Speaker 2 (11:26):
Had she had tough time.

Speaker 1 (11:27):
She had to get years syptem rebuilt and cocaine abuse.

Speaker 2 (11:31):
That's the one that all the like the Daily Mail
or that, like you won't believe what bay Watch babe
looks like.

Speaker 1 (11:38):
I know her track is walking.

Speaker 2 (11:41):
Sad leave her alone? What does she get? Everybody there?
I mean, geez, it's almost harder to be that hot
when you're young. Yeah, do you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (11:51):
She was just like she was her nineties ten. Yeah,
that's how hot people got in the nineties.

Speaker 2 (11:58):
I'd just showing them now and be like you got
fat and you're like, so did you you did?

Speaker 1 (12:03):
Yeah? And if you haven't yet, you will blood Well
yeahs mean Ward not Bleach.

Speaker 2 (12:08):
Okay, probably didn't just that whole name.

Speaker 1 (12:10):
But she said tales never fails, Okay, tails literally never
has never failed once.

Speaker 2 (12:18):
Bethan or Beefan. It's like beth and it's like Monty Bethan,
but it's Bethan.

Speaker 1 (12:24):
Bethan.

Speaker 2 (12:24):
Bethan said Tales for Wales apparently the Welsh. Yeah, the
Welsh flager hole at the time, which is a cool
flag because it's good to choose.

Speaker 1 (12:33):
The deals are really working on it.

Speaker 2 (12:36):
That felt like more of a Scandinavian Oh yeah, like yeah, yeah,
hes because that's what I always hope for. Oh no,
I can't read that out mate, Amy says. I live
in the UK and Tales is the least royal side,
so I packed that. I'm not a fan, Okay, royalist.

(12:58):
I usually flip a coin random I usually filip a
coin randomly first, and then what it lands on, I
do the opposite. That's a foolish way to gamble.

Speaker 1 (13:08):
Yeah, it's like the coin's got some sort of memory
and the coin's like I did go here last time.

Speaker 2 (13:15):
People choosing the same.

Speaker 1 (13:16):
Every time I need a third option, I vibe it
and choose whatever feels right in the moments.

Speaker 2 (13:20):
Is Cat Cat's doing a cook vibe?

Speaker 1 (13:23):
Check?

Speaker 2 (13:23):
Okay, Zoe, it's got to be a vibe check on
the spot every time I'm not loyal to one side
another vibe check there and errant tails because it's different
on every coin. So that's exciting. Okay, yeah, yeah, well
then you go, silly little pole. Next we'll go to
the sexual healthiest believe born. You're gonna man, this is
our most he should see me most riddled?

Speaker 1 (13:44):
Whoa explination as a whistles been blowing for years. Something
has happened over the last twenty four hours, and I
no longer trust you, Fletched. There's something that's I'm gonna
talk to you a little bit later in the show.
Have I done a O seven Hayley's bone to pick

(14:04):
with Flitch? Oh? Wow?

Speaker 2 (14:05):
What have I done?

Speaker 1 (14:06):
But just then you you you're a dangerous man this morning.
That's all I'll say. While in the scenes Flitch is
playing fast and loose with our lies.

Speaker 2 (14:16):
One bloody put the heart with JJ Foene and we've
got a.

Speaker 1 (14:20):
Loose cannon on our hand. He's turned into a right
scandal queen.

Speaker 2 (14:23):
He has I'm setting the question has alliances? I know
if this was the game of I watch what we
say now. Don't vote me off, guys, Guys, I'm at
the sexual health disk. Now, I thought as the cleanest
member of the show. Now we do and we don't

(14:44):
say that. I've been out of the game for a
long time.

Speaker 1 (14:46):
You'll you'll have to tell me I and I do
apologize if because he's a connotation that you're dirty. If
you're not. It is a very normal thing, preventable, but
not the most terrible in the world.

Speaker 2 (15:00):
Well, there's lots of medicines for them nowadays.

Speaker 1 (15:02):
God yeah. At the sexual health I feel like take
over the sexual health disc.

Speaker 2 (15:09):
No, no, I'd like to see Vaughn stumble through this.
My sexual at my age, in my shape, my sexual
health is not having a heart attack mid missionary.

Speaker 1 (15:19):
That's my sexual health.

Speaker 2 (15:22):
And then going crushing the Yeah yeah, okay, the other
person involved. I'm moving away.

Speaker 1 (15:30):
From the sexual health disc I'm so out of touch
with all right, and you know what, thankfully so yeah, okay, scary.

Speaker 2 (15:36):
Killed a good morning. I'm Hailey Sprowl at the sexual
health health.

Speaker 1 (15:40):
Do say duty.

Speaker 2 (15:42):
I wasn't going to because I know that's not what's see.
I just learned that killed a good morning.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
No my head, am I welcome to the sexual health discs.

Speaker 2 (15:49):
Great to be sexual will heal. Now there's a new
rather Now what do we know we can't. Last time
we sung the brother jingle, they seem to us later.

Speaker 1 (16:07):
I know, but we were making terrible jokes about your brother.
He is inside your brother. I don't remember that.

Speaker 2 (16:20):
It was like it was about someone ended up dating
their brother, and.

Speaker 1 (16:26):
Then it was a comical season. It was a it
was a yeah, just loaded into the make it work
by the way I worked.

Speaker 2 (16:37):
Mine, Like literally all the time, I've labeled so many
things ripping through batteries. No, I'm buying those packs of
cheap He goes to like, look sharp, He's.

Speaker 1 (16:49):
Like, yeah, energizer rat.

Speaker 2 (16:55):
Yeah, No, I mean you're buying the cheap energizer ergizer. Okay,
welcome to the sexual health desk.

Speaker 1 (17:05):
Now, this is the name of it.

Speaker 2 (17:07):
Stay with me.

Speaker 1 (17:08):
Trick of fighting meant to grow fights type seven yep
V one one. Okay, that's smart. It is the latest
in a group of severe skin infections that are ripping
through the States. It's a fungal infection very similar that causes.

Speaker 2 (17:34):
Ringworm. Well you can get that sexual humans.

Speaker 1 (17:37):
And now it's turned into a sexual Now we sexual
ringworm because we talked recently there was a type of
kind of gut bug, right, that was usually passed from
like children who were playing with their butt butts and
then putting it putting their finger in their mum's mouth,

(17:59):
and that was kind of turning into an STI with
a little bit of CSS contamination. I think this is
similar where it's like it wasn't originally your classic sdis
like gonrhea. Traditional ring worm was a fecal thing from
cats and dogs. This is a lot happening a lot
between those that would play around in the back area, right, Okay, yeah,

(18:21):
so people that have I'm just predominantly mean this with men, Okay,
whatever you want to call that group of people that
that's sort of where it's happening the most. Now I
think with this but the but the butt bug and
what was the monkey pox?

Speaker 2 (18:41):
Yeah, the case of having a rough time, it's just awful.

Speaker 1 (18:46):
So yeah, it's like it's kind of itchy, patchy ringworm ration. You.

Speaker 2 (18:53):
No, it hasn't been showing up in anywhere else.

Speaker 1 (18:55):
It's just overseas at the stage in New York or whatever,
New York in America. But it's going quite quickly and
it's a genetically mutated fungus.

Speaker 2 (19:05):
This is that's last of us, last of us, mutated fungus,
most of us, but more butt stuff.

Speaker 1 (19:13):
I think the last thing we need to read the room,
you know, Almighty creator of whom I deeply believe in,
Mother Nature, the last Mother Nature. The last thing we
need is trico fighting. We don't need gay zombies. Brains brains,
Oh my god, del the most tasty brains brain of babes.

(19:35):
Babes Listen had the most dealersh brains. At least if
you wanted to get away from them, you can just
put on some Ariana Grande in the corner.

Speaker 2 (19:52):
Play play blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

Speaker 1 (19:59):
This is the top six here it has found, it found,
it found, it broke the top six. Haven't read this article,
so we'll see what this is about.

Speaker 2 (20:13):
A vibe it out and study finds humor really is
the best medicine, especially for doctors. German study findings in
a nutshell, A team from Martin Luther University, not Martin Luther,
King Martin Luther, the religious figurehead UH and the Federal
Institute of Vocational Education and Training Jew's Mouthful University found

(20:35):
medical assistant. Shut up, don't tell me how to do
my job. Found that medical assistants who use light humor
stiles have the patients have bitter outcomes. On the flip side,
those that frequently use sarcasm, make biting remarks or enjoy others,
mishaps often feel less satisfied, less component they have whose outcome?
Who was the doctor on thirty Rock? Like always it

(20:58):
was doctor Spaceman, doctor Speguins Chimmen made by who is
that actor?

Speaker 1 (21:03):
So good? And he'd always like try to use humor
and it was always inappropriate.

Speaker 2 (21:08):
Yeah, it's very funny. Chris Parnell. Chris Parnell, Yeah, I
know that needs a re rock I reward, Yeah, ready,
ready for thirty Rock. I'll got the top six jokes.
I'll tell us a doctor, okay to put you at
ease and my we're going to need to pretend I
am the doctor. Okay. Imagine I'm doing a number six.
Imagine I'm doing your stitches. Okay, you've had a cart

(21:29):
and I'm doing my stitches. Hailey's act deep is the
acting degree you're using. It's count. Imagine I got my
glass the nose, I'm looking down, I'm doing a great job.

Speaker 1 (21:39):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (21:40):
You know, I had a patient ask if they could
do their own stitches last week, did you? I said,
suit yourself.

Speaker 1 (21:47):
That's good, genuine to yourself, to yourself, to yourself, yourself, yourself,
that's really really good.

Speaker 2 (21:56):
Yeah, it's really good. Okay, Now I'm putting a cast
on your arm. I okay, okay, same performance. Number five
on the less of the top six strokes, I tell
us a doctor, it's okay. Speaking of broken arms, I
had a patient coming and tell me that they've broken
their arm in two places. Really, I said, you got
to stay away from those places. They sound dangerous. It's

(22:21):
such a shameful comedy festivals.

Speaker 1 (22:23):
Finished character, my doctor character. I'll pay good money to
watch this for an hour. Okay.

Speaker 2 (22:30):
Number four and the list of the top six strokes
I'd tell us a doctor. Imagine I'm taking a blood sample. Okay,
I don't want to look at but faint. You know,
after I did medical school, I did a couple of
years of art school. Did you how do you think
I got so good at drawing blood? I don't like
that one as much.

Speaker 1 (22:47):
It's good, it's good, it's good.

Speaker 2 (22:51):
To yourself was so good?

Speaker 1 (22:53):
Yeah, so yourself was like, probably should have been number one.
That's good, Okay, number three of the less of the
top six jokes, tele if I was a doctor.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
Okay, so I'm I'm on my computer because you're googling
because you don't I'm googling.

Speaker 1 (23:05):
You that I don't know what to do. But then
I shoot you and I said, you know, did you
know that you can be a doctor of websites? Can you? Yeah?
You become a u are ologist? I like that.

Speaker 2 (23:20):
Okay, number tell on.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
The list of the top six jokes and tele if
I was a doctor, I'm checking your late I've got
my breath bathing.

Speaker 2 (23:26):
And stuff your stethoscope.

Speaker 1 (23:28):
Good.

Speaker 2 (23:29):
Hey, did you know one of my other patients is
a mass book?

Speaker 1 (23:31):
Really?

Speaker 2 (23:32):
That guy's got some problems here. Okay, that was going
to suit you.

Speaker 1 (23:37):
You've started too hot, my friend, I don't cry, So
you're all right. You've just got your order.

Speaker 2 (23:42):
All muddled up. You just kind of started with the
best ones in your ending with the worst. This is
what they call a fizzle.

Speaker 1 (23:47):
But I know. My first five was type five.

Speaker 2 (23:53):
Type five was five five minutes.

Speaker 1 (23:56):
Now paces up. This one sucks. This was literally like
I just need one more this one's the worst. Okay,
So imagine you're in my doctors jokes. I telephar as
a doctor. Do you know I visited what's wrong with me?
What's wrong with me?

Speaker 2 (24:13):
So I can.

Speaker 1 (24:15):
Oh, no, you're just on your way out.

Speaker 2 (24:17):
You've you've got chlamydia again, and I've signed you, I've
assigned you.

Speaker 1 (24:24):
I had it. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (24:25):
Well, I'm just constantly there.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
Well I could check your records if you are. Oh,
you're not going to like this.

Speaker 2 (24:31):
Oh god, although this.

Speaker 1 (24:32):
Is your twilft So I think you get the nicks
on free y Bakers doesn't and something's baking down there.
Just you're just on your way out. I just like,
and if you just passed that to the reception, oh
thank you? Do you know my mom off the NASSA
next week.

Speaker 2 (24:47):
You have to NASA. I got to give it the rocket.
It's boosters shot.

Speaker 1 (24:52):
So I told you it's no good.

Speaker 2 (24:53):
It's no good.

Speaker 1 (24:54):
Shame so strong a real vessel there made him laugh
out loud. Yeah yeah, and we're seeing just to sort
of seem like we're on board.

Speaker 2 (25:05):
But yeah, yeah, bugger, and I've just proven you have
that's today upset.

Speaker 1 (25:19):
Play and Haley we when we play in the show.
Sometimes every now and then we'll be like, oh, we
just need one more break, guys, We're not sure, you know,
And I screamed, I've got it. As I was scrolling
on Instagram and not really contributing to the group chat,
there was a food account that popped up on my
page and it shared I guess the new like food.

Speaker 2 (25:44):
Trend, which is whipping ship with butter, and.

Speaker 1 (25:48):
The one I saw it I saw which I seen
to our little group chats so that we do not forget,
was getting a you know, like a kitchenad or a
mixer putting in your butter, so you probably do it
with a better it's room temperature the butter room, yeah yeah, yeah,
it can't be too cold. Other room tim butter and

(26:10):
put in your marmite or your vigi might vision, it's
my choice, marm Okay, I'm a Vigie boy. Whatever whatever
it's called. Is that you're the literality. You're the running
marmine a letter day saint. Let's stop fighting, doesn't it,
do they? Yeah? Sanitarium yeah yeah, yeah, all right, Jesus freak.

(26:37):
And you like my places to not pay text these breads?

Speaker 2 (26:43):
Yeah to be text free and you whip her and
I will show you, guys.

Speaker 1 (26:48):
It's like the co of caramel and it's all light
and like you know when you get a whipped butter
at a fancy.

Speaker 2 (26:55):
That's like when you're baking something you want to put
your finger in it that's not going to taste as
nice as you want to yes it.

Speaker 1 (27:01):
Well, it'll be mumy, salty deliciousness, and that's how you
put it on the toast. So people are like, And
so I mentioned this when I said I've got the
break to fill six fifty eight and where I was
sharing this this marm like whip butter thing, producer Jared
was like, dude, whipping butter is what it's all about

(27:23):
at the moment. And there's a whole account. There's whole
accounts about making butter. Putting your butter in a blender
and whipping it with like chili flakes and bone marrow
and fish sauce or like anything. You whip it and
you make this creamy sort of like moose.

Speaker 2 (27:39):
We got a place down the road for a brunch
sometimes and they have like not pancakes, they called them
griddle cakes. They're real like an like real kind of thick,
fluffy ones.

Speaker 1 (27:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (27:48):
And they put like a whipped cinnamon butter. Yeah, And
there's sugary around and cinnamon and it's all whippy dippy,
and then it mounts over the what and also makes
your butter go further. If you're a cafe, does it
worked butter because it looks like it's more better than
it is.

Speaker 1 (28:07):
I just think from now it's twenty twenty four, we
need to all grow up and start whipping our butter
with anything we want. Imagine it with peanut butter, whipped
peanut butter and butter.

Speaker 2 (28:15):
Oh yeah, are you using a lot of butter though teller?
What about talla whipped natalla and butter on top of
that work?

Speaker 1 (28:25):
Or is it would a yeah way being a hater,
viscosity is at the right word. Than then that's the
whipping that would it together. What about if you cooked
bacon and then you max in the bacon fat with butter.

Speaker 2 (28:38):
Okay, I'm talking maybe you.

Speaker 1 (28:40):
Chuck and some like chivees chives bacon, maybe some like
caramelized onion butter.

Speaker 2 (28:46):
Yeah, put it on a toast, cracking egg on it.

Speaker 1 (28:50):
Yum yum.

Speaker 2 (28:52):
That's pretty good play. Fletched Thorn and Haley. It's the
final Ran today, Final rankings. New Zealand hot Pools.

Speaker 1 (29:06):
I've got your classic picturesque Onsen hot Poles Onsen. It's nice,
pricey and also like you've got to price book that
out if you're going for a Queenstown weekend or a
week you have to book that out months in advance,
especially now, that specially if and if you want to
go on like a weekend or something. Yeah, it's herrend
and it's it's expensive.

Speaker 2 (29:28):
I'm looking at a list at New Zealand dot Com.

Speaker 1 (29:31):
I mean, is there a website?

Speaker 2 (29:32):
It's really not New Zealand.

Speaker 1 (29:34):
Dot com, New Zealand dot com and then New Zealand
dot Com slash in z you've already taken care of that.
It should have been New Zealand dot cot.

Speaker 2 (29:40):
What do they have some some pages of New Zealand
dot com slash Australia.

Speaker 1 (29:43):
Or yeah yeah, and you go to New Zealand dot
com slash AU and it's like, no, not that one,
not that country.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
Yeah, they've got Onsen hot Pools. They've got the Lost
Spring in fit Tianga. Have you been again? Very bougie,
quite ex expensive okay, mineral springs, but as I'm a
Morinsville boy, I can't. You can't create that at all.
Take a post springs that looks nice. Does look nice,

(30:12):
so can stargas.

Speaker 1 (30:14):
I just tried to go on Insied hot Pools dot
cot on Insied our work.

Speaker 2 (30:18):
Wi Fi has.

Speaker 1 (30:19):
Deemed it because it's pawn hot because of the word hot.
Because you shouldn't have sex in a hot poe. No,
you don't.

Speaker 2 (30:30):
Geophemically warmed water hit under it could have the crypto
crypt your bacteria that causes viral meningitis. It's ridiculous. There's
hot tubs at oh Martima waits the valley and through
a Polynesian what about.

Speaker 1 (30:46):
Ham in the spring brets and you're going to put
a ship. I gotta put a vote in for a little.

Speaker 2 (30:54):
Guy, okay, growing up just out of Mata Mata. Wait,
are you going to put a voting for your sparmple
at home? Because never on my list and it's broken,
so my wad it's broken. If anybody wants to give
me a pool heater, that'd be great. Expensive and to
be honest, it's just a it's just the at the moment.

Speaker 1 (31:11):
Put the pool in the pool was there when I move, Dad,
should we.

Speaker 2 (31:14):
Should we start to give a little take thought some
preyers to start we were here. There's just out of
unch and much of these opal hot springs. Now, my
granddad used to take us there as kids, and they've
got a big.

Speaker 1 (31:29):
Pool that's heated, and they've got a medium one and
that comes out of the ground that's heated from the ground,
so don't put your head under your get viral men
and joitis. And then there's a little one that's real
hot and we always got a nice cream afterwards and
some lollies and then takeaways on the way home.

Speaker 2 (31:42):
Yeah, right, And we always used to go there, So
for me, that's that's nostalgia. But I love those little
ones that are concrete. Yeah, the little concrete ones, and
they're like.

Speaker 1 (31:49):
Hey, there's hot water here. We should make a thing
where like sixty people sit in it.

Speaker 2 (31:54):
And then there's a few of the ground around the
lakes and toaty and stuff.

Speaker 1 (31:59):
Yeah, I just don't feel like I've even just been
to any I'm not going to winter sum A's a
cab but I couldn't tell you which now, why no
hot springs growing up?

Speaker 2 (32:07):
That's just out of we go there that you said,
have slipt your log over it until someone nutted themselves
literally lost a testicle nut Oh okay, literally where you
were going. And that's a nice hot pool as well. Okay,
that's a classic little one with a campground. Always got
a camera to take away shop. Well, we must settle
on three, a top three each.

Speaker 1 (32:27):
I'll go because I don't really know any Number one
Vaughn's Vaughn's Pool. I had a great night in there,
the one night have been invited and you weed on
this hite was hitch and the hedges never looked bitter.

Speaker 2 (32:43):
Number two. I'm gonna go on sin Queenstown, Instown, even
though you know people are having six on those like you're.

Speaker 1 (32:51):
Not number three. You just there's a couple of tubman
tourists and they're like Shelly, and she's like said, you're
not supposed to. I heard you're not supposed to, penetration supporter.

Speaker 2 (33:06):
What's going to stop us?

Speaker 1 (33:07):
I keep my w Schnitzer off a hill. You'll keep
your wait who.

Speaker 2 (33:12):
Would have the worst your.

Speaker 1 (33:16):
Sausage away? Your friend further? Okay, I'm gonna go on
see number two Vaughn's House. Number one on see number
two and my neighbor's house number three. They've never invited us,
but I hope neighbors as spar pole and it's never rude.
I've got a sworner as well. What you know, when

(33:37):
we had the scaffolding up on our house, I could
look down that's probably I sa I'm going to go now,
Am I onan to go Kerosene Creek the river because
that's just fun? Yes? And I went there like at
the start of the year and it was just amazing,
amazing natural natural.

Speaker 2 (33:56):
I mean it's a bit murky and gross and you know,
oh yeah, you're gonna kind of got walking and you
were just like, you know, what's going to happen here? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (34:05):
What?

Speaker 4 (34:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (34:06):
But maybe I'll go too for that. I think I'll
go I'll go Hemnah for number one because it's got
hydroslides and you know, I want to go to Hemna.
It's so many hot poles and if you go in winter,
it's just magical. It's great fun.

Speaker 1 (34:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (34:18):
And then I'll go Kerosene Creek number two because it's
natural and it's just something different. And I'll go on
some three like just getting the text messages in Yeah,
we definitely needed to do a definitive map of hot
poles that rule. Yeah, we could do one of our
famous maps. Yeah, hot poles that rule because the people

(34:38):
are messaging and ones. I hadn't even thought about our
Pariki springs out west. Oh yeah, that's like a legendary spot. Yeah,
Miranda hot pools on the Teams Coast. That's gorgeous. Never
been there.

Speaker 1 (34:49):
Oh we win.

Speaker 2 (34:50):
There's there's a bird sanctuary, and there's a campground, Goods
hotwater beach if you dig your own spar pool year. Yeah,
hot springs. I've never been open care thermal pools and
mythin or a ten out of ten swim up by
adults only are private pools. It's awesome, Valle. My three

(35:12):
is gonna have to be three? Why not hot springs? Okay?

Speaker 1 (35:19):
Two?

Speaker 2 (35:22):
M the mountain, it's gotta be the mountain pools. As
a young man, yeah, the beach was right there. Yeah,
but if you've got to go into the hot pools
and like everybody was just a little bit closer and
I had I had bad visions so I couldn't see
far young boobies that and that's always in one's mine.
And also it used to and I could not find

(35:42):
it in the summer just gone. When we're at the mount.

Speaker 1 (35:44):
The hot water you used to drain out into the
sea really pumped out of the sea, heat it up
and pump.

Speaker 2 (35:49):
Back into the sea.

Speaker 1 (35:50):
I believe what used to go swimming in the harbor
right by the outlet for the hot that's nice.

Speaker 2 (35:56):
I don't think they do that now.

Speaker 1 (35:58):
And number two and number one has got to be
Opal Hot Springs just outside of Mantemata.

Speaker 2 (36:04):
But get out there if you're in the area, if
you listening, I just want a little warm tippered bath.
Maybe run one tonight. I'd have a bath stuffed up there,
just an arena. And you didn't put a bath stuffed up. Yeah,
someone said they still do vent into the harbor. Yeah,

(36:25):
I've got to no whereabouts because it used to be
beside the boat ramp.

Speaker 1 (36:27):
Could not find it for the life for me.

Speaker 2 (36:29):
So you can put your mum by it and be like, yeah, hot, yeah,
getting this for free. It's got lots of wheeze and stuff,
but I'm getting it for free.

Speaker 1 (36:38):
Seven next on the show, there has been a huge
increase in Australia of something and do you know.

Speaker 2 (36:44):
What, holler, holler at it.

Speaker 1 (36:50):
Apparently there has been a seventy increase and no, you've
stuffed that up.

Speaker 2 (36:57):
No, you say nice when it's seventy nine six.

Speaker 1 (37:01):
Because it's too now more than sixty nine, so it's
extra nice.

Speaker 2 (37:06):
Yeah, Okay, it's somebody's fallen off their chair because the
leg's broke, so that's the seven. And then their bums
on the ground and that's the Yeah, that's not nice.
Actually that's embarrassing. Okay, sorry, embarrassing. And you always blame
the chair. You're always like, oh, these cheap, shitty chairs,
You're an idiot.

Speaker 1 (37:24):
Apparently there's been a seventy nine not nice, just a
number percent increase in request for pre nuptial agreements.

Speaker 2 (37:34):
In Australia. In Australia, Wow, okay.

Speaker 1 (37:36):
That's a huge.

Speaker 2 (37:40):
Increase and something that's like for me, I'm like, it's
so awkward.

Speaker 1 (37:44):
It's got a negative stereotype because well not a stereotype
and negative stigma, I guess, because you're basically like protecting
yourself for a future breakup and when you're about to marry,
the last thing you're thinking of is you're inevitable split.

Speaker 2 (37:58):
Because you're like absolutely love for someone, right. But then
it's different if you're younging and you grow up with
someone and you're together with someone for ages and you've
both you're both equal, right. But if you were to
meet someone later in life and you and.

Speaker 1 (38:12):
You've got a lot going, or you've got some family stuff,
you've got an.

Speaker 2 (38:15):
Assay, or you've got your key, we savor, you might
even have a house, then you'd be kind of silly
not to.

Speaker 1 (38:20):
And a lot of people do know. Australian lawyers are
saying substantial rise in people requesting BFA is they called
they're binding financial agreements, right, and they can look like anything.
They can look like you could port like one or
two things on a pretty much agreement.

Speaker 2 (38:34):
Would you be offended if somebody asked you to sign one?

Speaker 1 (38:37):
Because some people get a findist to start a relationship,
Now I would, I'd be one hundred percent. Well, as
we approach you for yourself, yeah, of course one percent. Yeah,
I'm immensely wealthy. You know I am swimming in money,
are you? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (38:53):
That little dash before the money I have is like no,
that's a minus read because it's like congratulations, No, No,
that means you owe the bank that money for your house.

Speaker 1 (39:03):
No, it's like ring the alarm. Yeah, he's a millionaire.

Speaker 2 (39:06):
Yeah, I don't think it is. I don't think it is.

Speaker 1 (39:09):
You don't know anything.

Speaker 2 (39:11):
Do you know anything about mats?

Speaker 1 (39:13):
I know this is green, like yeah, like green, lame, neutral, Yeah, natural,
dumb reds like ring the alarm famously and nature any
flashing red, red mushroom, Yeah, red mushrooms, red spiders. It's all.

Speaker 2 (39:30):
That's all goods, you know, like if there's a nuclear
mountadown and yeah, called nuclear waste, that's green. Yeah, like
your bank statements, not red like other great raspberries raspberries.
It would be awkward though, imagine seeing someone like maybe
you're a year, right, and you're like, okay, well two years, no, no,

(39:51):
you just I reckon, don't leave it too long.

Speaker 1 (39:53):
I reckon. If you're like a year and you're going,
I'm really liking this personal, like, hey, we should have
a chat because like I'm really I'm really happy with
you and I'm really liking this, but you know, there
are some things I would.

Speaker 2 (40:05):
Like to protect and if we're together forever, you get
it all.

Speaker 5 (40:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (40:08):
Yeah, yeah, it's not like I'm like, can't mane like,
if we do last, it's not going to impact you.

Speaker 2 (40:12):
But if we din't, I'm just making myself safe. But
then anything you accrue as a couples different, right, separate. Yeah,
that's pre nuptial. That's the whole thing is. Then if
they bought the winning Loto checket and you're like no, yeah,
and they remember that made me exactly what you bring
into it, it's not what you accrue from your time together.

Speaker 1 (40:32):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, correct. So one is one thing.
They're seeing lots of people who have children from previous
relationships and say they I've got a house. They're like,
I'm just protecting my sp because it's not it's not
about you. Yeah, They've got something for their.

Speaker 2 (40:47):
Future, and.

Speaker 1 (40:50):
That's what it.

Speaker 2 (40:51):
Also, you're a bit flighty. You're a bit flighty. I
allow you for now. Yeah, and I believe my as
I said, big red number, I open my banking app.
I think you might just be here for the big
red number.

Speaker 1 (41:06):
Well, they're saying, despite you know that negative stigma still
being attached to asking for a prenup, you should do
it to it.

Speaker 2 (41:13):
It's good player, play listen to you. An absolute menace
in the studio today chuck over their.

Speaker 1 (41:34):
You know, we were just sitting in here before and Vaughn,
We've got these chairs behind me in the studio. Voorne,
you sat down and he said, what did you say? Oh,
I've got I've got a rumbley tummy. I've got an
absolute rumbley tummy.

Speaker 2 (41:49):
And then this happened.

Speaker 6 (41:54):
My god, I want it.

Speaker 1 (41:57):
Was gonna be broadcast. I don't personally floppy sound you heard?
You know what? Surprising drives a bone back?

Speaker 4 (42:05):
There?

Speaker 2 (42:05):
Can I just say one one more time?

Speaker 1 (42:07):
One more time? Tape us up. I've been eating I've
been trying to eat better. I've been trying to exercise
more over the last three weeks.

Speaker 2 (42:26):
Have you been working together?

Speaker 1 (42:27):
By by default, when you're eating better than you, nobody
you can chi eating something mintore?

Speaker 2 (42:35):
No, not yet, that's next stage. But then last night,
after the awards ceremony, we went and I just was
just like, this is the one meal of the week
where I do it. And I had like spicy fried
chick out. I had like a Korean sweet and sour chicken.

Speaker 1 (42:51):
Burn, a couple of beers and then yeah, and then
this morning when I woke up, I was like, can
I say though, even though that's funded. One more time,
please one more yea one more time sounded like that,
not a smell to it, magically dry Mary and in

(43:12):
the tap.

Speaker 2 (43:17):
Let's leave it there. We've got to chance you to
win cash. Coming up with Human Hizam soon at eight o'clock.

Speaker 1 (43:22):
Nicks on the show, though an iconic lolly is up
for a change, and I'm devastated about this. I'm really upset.

Speaker 2 (43:30):
I might go and see what other radio sessions are
even here this morning, you do. Some of them are here,
but they're not hearing. They're hearing body.

Speaker 5 (43:40):
Play and Haley.

Speaker 2 (43:45):
And I do hear some sad news.

Speaker 1 (43:46):
Now. I am a lolly fiend. That would be my
sweet food of choice as lollies over chocolate, over.

Speaker 2 (43:52):
Biscuits, chocolates, I just all of them. Lolly, Yeah, you've
got a sweet tooth.

Speaker 1 (43:57):
I love lollies, Gummy lollies, one of my favorite lollies.
So I'm just doing a vibe check on Georgia. How
she's how she's going, But she eyed, that's all right,
neither just the awards last night. The whole radio industry
a bit dusty.

Speaker 2 (44:15):
It's a bit dusty, not us anyway.

Speaker 1 (44:18):
One of My favorite lollies in a little pick and
Mac bags is the hard ass crocodile, you know, the
one that's like.

Speaker 2 (44:27):
When you're right off of your teeth.

Speaker 1 (44:28):
All the different colors, Yeah, all the different colors, big ones,
A really big one is it called? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (44:35):
Yeah, I'm talking about your regular ones that.

Speaker 1 (44:37):
You'll find in a little two dollar baggie at the dairy.

Speaker 2 (44:41):
And they're tough as hell's teeth.

Speaker 1 (44:43):
Now, our friends at Pekin Max and Z who do
Peckin Max, do the Peking Max lollies.

Speaker 2 (44:49):
I went on there TikTok and they have some news
for us. Your favorite k lollies a change.

Speaker 1 (44:53):
We just cracked open a fresh delivery of Macy's crocodiles
today and found that that's switched the recipe on us.
These are all the same ship, they've changed color and texture.

Speaker 7 (45:03):
A lot of people like Mason's crocodiles because they are
quite firm, quite tough, quite chewing.

Speaker 1 (45:07):
These new ones are not. They are soft as they
are like a normal gummy lolly. Normal Da it's Dave.
Dave next door works. I've told you this, Dave next
door works at the lolly.

Speaker 2 (45:19):
Factory, and yet you still don't bring lollies in. Well,
I said to him, if lollly I see today? I
was like, my mum loves the Mace's raspberry drops. Yeah,
because and she couldn't find them anywhere. And then bloody
Dave brings me home a big, huge box. Well, I
love sour coke bottles. I love all of the lollies.
Tell them illis going to give you this. It's going

(45:39):
to give you the factory.

Speaker 1 (45:40):
So the new the Mason's crocodiles, which is that's the
tough crocodile that we know.

Speaker 2 (45:44):
It's gone soft like a gummy, like a like a
like a natural confectionery dinosaur. Not that soft. That's jet plane,
like a jet pain. I always thought a jet pain
would be the same as the crocodile. Jet plain was
as thick or as big.

Speaker 1 (45:58):
No no no no no animal softer no no no no.
Look like you like more of a snake. But I
wouldn't say your natural snakes. I'm just showing you there.

Speaker 2 (46:05):
Oh wow, okay, bins like that?

Speaker 1 (46:08):
Oh yeah, I prefer them that way.

Speaker 2 (46:14):
I think it's a wise I mean, yeah, you're halfway
to a k bar when you've got a half crocodile.

Speaker 1 (46:21):
And a max and a two dollars max. It's kind
of welcome gummy gummy. There's a little choky square and because.

Speaker 2 (46:27):
Would you like, would you chill it and bite it
or would you like suck it until it dissolved?

Speaker 1 (46:33):
But I buy it back teeth?

Speaker 2 (46:35):
Yeah, yeah, hard, that is to eat for a lolly,
I know.

Speaker 1 (46:40):
And I've got buttery soft teeth that we're going so like,
not great, but they've done it for you. It's a
life of eating Macy's hard crocodiles.

Speaker 2 (46:49):
Yeah, so that made them softer so you can still
enjoy you Maybe they were paying too much in acc
premiums all the broken teeth.

Speaker 1 (46:56):
Yeah, and now and now they're like, okay, we'll just
make them soft and soft.

Speaker 2 (47:01):
Well, I'm devastated.

Speaker 1 (47:02):
It's like when hard gubes went off the shelf and
now we're going to get soft gubes and.

Speaker 2 (47:06):
I was not the same. It's not the same.

Speaker 1 (47:08):
So if you if you get some of.

Speaker 2 (47:10):
These crocodiles, you'll see them being a little bit softer.

Speaker 1 (47:13):
Everything is changing. Everyone in the world is getting soft.
Everything's getting soft.

Speaker 2 (47:19):
Madness fledgedborn and Haley.

Speaker 1 (47:22):
There was a toddler and the toddler was very unhappy,
having sinus pain, was feeling tired. Three months, they were like, oh.

Speaker 2 (47:32):
My god, what's happening with the little baby?

Speaker 1 (47:35):
And they discovered that the stupid little child had a
raisin lodged in its nose.

Speaker 2 (47:43):
This silly little human that knows actually nothing. She had
a little raisin lodged up her nose and it lived there.

Speaker 1 (47:50):
For three months.

Speaker 2 (47:51):
So what she'd been like eating raisins and then just
what fingered one up and able to put fingers up
their noise shoves.

Speaker 1 (47:57):
I remember doing that as a kid, even putting things
in my mouth the time coins yeah, things, he knows,
it's just a hole.

Speaker 2 (48:02):
And just back August was sniffing some she picked some
sealant went and it's of course the ceialant sealed around
her nose and then straight up there and I could
see it was how long did that'd be?

Speaker 1 (48:15):
Like five years ago?

Speaker 2 (48:17):
And and you were out And I was like lying
around the kitchen table the flashlight trying to put just
couldn't do it, just couldn't get it out. And she
couldn't blow hard enough to get it out. And then
they suck it out, they fished it out. Oh, my god,
Oh my god, some long sort of yeah, it's so
you know what they have to fish out an a

(48:38):
and e oh sterialized it all. A raisin is the
least of their shirt. It's low end, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (48:45):
As the mom said, like you turned you back for
two seconds, she's thumb and raisins into her nose. One
lived there for three months and it actually made a
fee really sick. It was because it was blocking her
earways and she was all out of that outcomes of raisin.

Speaker 2 (48:56):
She's fine now and she's a toddlers three years old
little thing couldn't probably communicate what was happening.

Speaker 1 (49:02):
Yeah, within five minutes they discovered this raisin. Now this
got us thinking, what was stuck in you? Maybe you
had something lodged on something?

Speaker 2 (49:10):
Now, this is crazy. Put put things in their ears,
don't they and they get stuck in there.

Speaker 1 (49:15):
I've told you the story about keith Ye who's Keithy.

Speaker 2 (49:18):
Well, we met an emergency in Newester worked in Sydney
years ago at a Marti Gras. Oh yeah, and just
got talking to her and ship. We're just like talking
about what we did the game Marti gra No, no,
the snow snow, Mardi Gras, the gays welcome.

Speaker 1 (49:31):
Yeah, everybody else can't even remember you saying I went
to Sydney, to Sydney, Mardi gra and less gay.

Speaker 2 (49:42):
What's so called for the gays? A warmer climate? They
do so lizards. She told us about Keathy, and Keithy
was a repeat visitor. He was a fellow that was
living rough and had a whole lot of problems. And
hippop A say, Afty turned down, as Ureath run and

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then and then you grab the.

Speaker 1 (50:07):
Squeeze the penis and undo the safety inside.

Speaker 2 (50:13):
These aren't the calls we want.

Speaker 1 (50:14):
And then she'd say that'd see him coming in and
they have a big smile on.

Speaker 2 (50:18):
His face and things.

Speaker 1 (50:22):
And one time he came in and she said, this
was the last time she dealt with them before we
saw her. And she said, and he said, you'll never
gets how many have gone in.

Speaker 2 (50:30):
Then that's that's a problem there.

Speaker 1 (50:33):
I would like to go home.

Speaker 2 (50:34):
Now, that's just awful. Now I remember that story.

Speaker 1 (50:42):
That's a purpose in there.

Speaker 2 (50:46):
That's an on purpose story. Well maybe it was on purpose.
You put something in there on purpose, I mean, like
an ear bud in the last week about that woman
who put a little small bullet.

Speaker 1 (50:58):
That bullet that was just go in the front, pop
it in the back, different different layout and there could
get it out.

Speaker 2 (51:04):
I had to go to the hospital while differently out
back there. Well there's different ends and walls and all
sorts of things that prevent things like that.

Speaker 1 (51:11):
Unbelievable.

Speaker 2 (51:13):
It's a wild well done there. You have no idea.
So maybe yeah, maybe you were cleaning your ears. You've
got something cyr years. Here are people sleeping in bugs book? Okay,
can I please?

Speaker 1 (51:24):
I'm tired.

Speaker 2 (51:25):
No mot h is in the ears.

Speaker 1 (51:27):
I'll die if someone rings it and they had amth
insect crawl into their body.

Speaker 2 (51:33):
That's amazing. You can even spell it out because I
know you getting stronger.

Speaker 1 (51:37):
I'm getting stronger. Thank you every day. Day by day,
things are getting better. Congrats on your story. But please
don't bring it to the air.

Speaker 2 (51:43):
Okay, So I eight one hundred dance a him. We
want to take some calls after the toddler had to
raise and suck up their nose for three months. You
can text it as well. Nine six nine six.

Speaker 1 (51:52):
Oh my god, Okay, the stories are coming in.

Speaker 2 (51:56):
What you well, we'll get to those.

Speaker 1 (52:00):
Play it.

Speaker 2 (52:02):
There is a story about a toddler.

Speaker 1 (52:04):
How old was The toddler three years old popped a
raising up her nose.

Speaker 2 (52:09):
Parents didn't know she was staying to feel unwell.

Speaker 1 (52:12):
Three months later they found the razor three months which
prompted and asked the question what got stuck in you?
Now far apart, you can imagine we don't need to
say much more about some of the messages.

Speaker 2 (52:26):
Who were sitting. I mean, we're getting some funny messages
looked after someone in hospital had been playing with an
egg shaped lip bomb, playing with playing with an egg
shaped lip barmb. So the container, Yeah, and it went
in and wouldn't come out, and they tried to use
a speculum and pires to remove it, but it.

Speaker 1 (52:46):
Was too slippery, so they had to basically get it
to lay the egg.

Speaker 2 (52:51):
Put pressure from put pressure from the rear.

Speaker 1 (52:54):
Oh, get it back out. Yeah, wait a chicken. You'd
think you'd do that at home Thursday.

Speaker 2 (52:59):
You try to do.

Speaker 1 (53:02):
Down?

Speaker 2 (53:03):
Yeah, now you'd find me did with a vacuum up there,
and I'd still be happier because then at least I
didn't have to look them in the eye. Let's let's
go a bit more PG Joyce, Good morning. What did
you have stuck in you or you have at the moment?

Speaker 7 (53:20):
Morning Team? Yeah, disclaimer, I didn't do this. So I
went for a route to now about ten years ago
and this tooth is causing issue now. So I went
to the dentist and they're like, did the dentists tell
you that their tool broke off and it's in your gum?
Specialist and get it taken out. But there's two ways.

(53:42):
They have to bust open the tooth and go back
through the roots to take it out, or apparently like
break or cut open your bone that's in your gum
to take it out.

Speaker 1 (53:51):
Oh my gosh, I mean a CC will be coming
to the party for this, I'm imagining.

Speaker 7 (53:56):
I'm still waiting to hear back from them, because, as
you can imagine, the dentist never told me that it happened,
which meant that they never lodged a acc claim either.

Speaker 1 (54:05):
Oh yeah, it's the dentist that did it.

Speaker 2 (54:11):
Are they the ones you're going back to?

Speaker 1 (54:13):
No anymore, you're going to go back with Oh my god,
Oh my gods.

Speaker 2 (54:22):
Is like every all signs point towards this being a
dental tool. It's been in there for ten years. It's
caused all this problem. ACC's got to come to the party, hopefully.

Speaker 7 (54:32):
My dentist notes, so they say that just happened.

Speaker 2 (54:35):
So if you're a dentist and you snap a tool
off and someone says you're not putting it an out,
especially if it's that Friday four o'clock appointment, you're like, yeah,
used to be able to smoke durries or they're doing it.
It was a different time back in twenty fourteen. So
wild good luck with the dentist. I'm really really sorry

(54:59):
to hear that. It's going to be a painful the way, Carl,
what was stuck in you?

Speaker 4 (55:06):
I shot myself with the nail game.

Speaker 1 (55:08):
Oh you know, having just renovated a house those things
blast of. My dad bought one recently. We've been using
it and it ruled no. I've never got to use
on now, Carl. I thought that they had to press
into the surface to find.

Speaker 4 (55:28):
Yeah. So I was shooting into a piece of timber
and I shot it too quickly and I got the
full brunt of So I didn't actually go into the timber,
just straight into the finger and it was in like
the ring finger and the top knuckle went right the
sky back, she went slightly to the side, taken my
finger off. O, my god.

Speaker 2 (55:51):
Oh and then so did your finger look fine? Now
does they have a tiny little hole? Do you have
a nickname because of this?

Speaker 1 (55:59):
Now it's too many years.

Speaker 2 (56:02):
I just changed Bill Ringing draw Carl. Thank you, Stacy,
good morning. Good What did you get stuck in you?

Speaker 1 (56:14):
I'm an early tired teacher.

Speaker 7 (56:15):
So gross stuff that they not?

Speaker 2 (56:18):
Yeah, And we had all of.

Speaker 7 (56:20):
A sudden started smelling quite strange and we couldn't work
out what it was. Two months later they finally found
that he shoved a pomp pom right up his nose
and it it ended up in his what's.

Speaker 1 (56:33):
It called.

Speaker 2 (56:36):
Potato pompom? No, like a little cotton ball?

Speaker 1 (56:41):
Like? Okay, that was jar it as well? How good?

Speaker 2 (56:51):
How only to a top? I'll tell you what Alison
Alison Goten used to love topping a dish with.

Speaker 1 (56:58):
Alison ship was pi pomp top one of New Zealand's
finest colorary creations.

Speaker 2 (57:03):
That's why I.

Speaker 1 (57:04):
Asked if it was a potato pomp ship pie pompom top?

Speaker 2 (57:07):
Yeah, okay, brilliant Stacey, Thank you for that.

Speaker 1 (57:10):
Thanks face.

Speaker 2 (57:10):
We'll get to more of those techs messages next because
it's core, that's while.

Speaker 5 (57:18):
Play play.

Speaker 1 (57:22):
It's just something that I wanted to bring up with you, flesh.
It's not a major, but I just have questions around
it because that you guys were all that a celebration
last night and award ceremony and industry thing, and I
was unable to be there because I'm in such high demand.
I was actually working on something else what it is
because it's just so top se, such high demand, such

(57:44):
high demand, I was unable to attend.

Speaker 2 (57:48):
But I wrapped kind of around ten five ish last night,
where I was you'ren't even burning the candle at both
the ends. You've just melted wax.

Speaker 1 (58:01):
It is a puddle of.

Speaker 2 (58:02):
Yeah, you're just a puddle of sticking out. Yeah, yeah,
no work, just a flame thrower on the wax.

Speaker 1 (58:08):
And said to me yesterday, hey, feeling, And I said,
I think fatigue is a mindset and he was like, right,
and that's how crazy people said.

Speaker 2 (58:17):
It is an emotion and not a reality. You had
to launch one of those broadcasts.

Speaker 1 (58:23):
I worked three hours a day, wait, twenty four hours
a day.

Speaker 2 (58:26):
I get three days in my one day nothing livers. No,
it's fine.

Speaker 1 (58:30):
I'm nearly at the end of it anyway, just.

Speaker 2 (58:32):
Got through to Christmas.

Speaker 1 (58:33):
Just gotta get Christmas all the way and get to
my fortieth and then after my fortieth.

Speaker 2 (58:37):
Yeah, I just need to see out this this half
of the century. And I'm just fine.

Speaker 1 (58:41):
Fifty on.

Speaker 2 (58:42):
I will thrive anyway, so do I didn't do anything.

Speaker 1 (58:46):
I I wrapped, and I was working with a couple
of other people that work within our industry, and I
was asking, you know, are you guys popping off to
the party? Yep. One of them was yeah, the other
one wasn't. I was like so tired that I was
almost like I could come and say hello. So I
jumped on find my friends, of which I don't have

(59:07):
that many people, and only to discover that Flitch's turned
his off and he's able to see my location. Why
why we're going to work for that in the business
is able to follow where I'm at. I wudn't see
where flitches because this morning I was I was up
earlier than usual, and I was like, I'm going to

(59:28):
beat Fletch to work, and just before I leave, already
at work before even left time.

Speaker 2 (59:33):
At reason Post ten thirty.

Speaker 1 (59:38):
I wasn't anywhere back, Carl Flincher, I can see your location,
but I can't see yours.

Speaker 2 (59:44):
Why you turned me off?

Speaker 1 (59:45):
But this is him just floating and nowhere, It just says,
Carl Fletcher can see your look.

Speaker 2 (59:52):
You know, sometimes with my group of friends, I do
turn my find my off a little.

Speaker 1 (59:57):
Bit for a weekend here or here, do you know what?

Speaker 2 (01:00:00):
The gaggle are so nosy. You'll be somewhere and they'll
miss you and they'll be like, why are you there?

Speaker 1 (01:00:06):
It's like mind you're to it.

Speaker 2 (01:00:08):
You're like, where's doctor Shawney?

Speaker 1 (01:00:10):
Oh? Here he is?

Speaker 2 (01:00:11):
You do all the time? Boring married gaggle living vicariously
through you. They want to know what we want to
Seegan's you're up to, and we want to try to
figure it out. So I just want to make sure
you're not dead, because if you die it sounds like
work for me. Yeah, you can't die. No, So this happens,
our guy. If one of us has the dial, do
you know I have? I haven't turned it off. I

(01:00:32):
can see now it's not turned off. But sometimes you
have to re add people for it to like see
you again.

Speaker 1 (01:00:38):
You've been up to no good, and you have turned
me off because I tell you last day it was
I could see producer Jarret.

Speaker 2 (01:00:44):
Oh my god, was here.

Speaker 1 (01:00:46):
House from the market.

Speaker 2 (01:00:50):
Don't start up rooms back on the market.

Speaker 1 (01:00:52):
I was talking to it, but I left the party
without her. I actually live with our friend Morgan. Because
she was saying, either scandal here, I'm the new scandal queen.
You are the new ez that contagious? Is it?

Speaker 2 (01:01:03):
I believe scandal queen? No, okay, so I haven't done
it on purpose. We'll fix this and you can see
where I am.

Speaker 1 (01:01:12):
Because I was like, look, I'll just have a quick
look to see where he is. And if I see
that he's not at his house, maybe a message. You'd
be like, vibe check, Yeah, am I coming into town?
And yeah I would.

Speaker 2 (01:01:23):
I had heard that all the absolute hollow sack of
a human. I've seen you in the situation. So you're
a professional, you turn up for air, you're a hair baby,
but then you switch off, you go into a sort
of a.

Speaker 1 (01:01:35):
Hypnotic state, and you turn up with this other gig
you're doing. You turn on, you're till eleven o'clock at night.
If I had heard that after that, you'd gone out again,
Haley James.

Speaker 2 (01:01:43):
Brow I wasn't. I was titting with the idea.

Speaker 1 (01:01:48):
When I saw that Jared was at home in his suburb,
I was like, that's a sign that you know, you
guys aren't all together, the five of you, and I'm the.

Speaker 2 (01:01:57):
Only one not there. We had a sensible and I
looked Flitch and I just thought. We had a dinner
last Eve after an awards ceremony, and we went where
there were robot waiters. God, I've ever been there the future.

(01:02:20):
Everyone We're like, where do you guys want to go
for dinner? They'll be like robot waiters. Yeah, anywhere with
robot waiters. Apparently some hotels in New Zealand are using
these as well.

Speaker 1 (01:02:28):
For I believe.

Speaker 2 (01:02:32):
Have some as my kids call them, the Kawai cat.
Yeah the cats aren't they Japanese robots. So I mean,
it's bad that people aren't having jobs.

Speaker 1 (01:02:44):
And well, the robot didn't make any mistakes, but the
human waitress made force we're trying to support, say, the robot.

Speaker 2 (01:02:55):
Had to give our gay friend to a beer ordered
to drink he ordered a precio because I believe I
believe that's the homosexual drink of choice.

Speaker 1 (01:03:02):
That's why I've been getting gayer and gay over a year.
The more Proscco I drink, the more I see women
so much more attractive than men. Fascinating. Yeah, you might
start a conspiracy about estrogen levels. It's the gay drink,
proscco and estrogen. That's c PhD right there. Yeah, the link,
the unknown you to be discovered, but fully proven link.

Speaker 2 (01:03:20):
It's called the gay drink.

Speaker 1 (01:03:21):
The gay great gays echo the gay ear. How about
the gay drink? Yeah, so he ordered a procco I
didn't turn out. My said, excuse me, his drink didn't
show up?

Speaker 2 (01:03:30):
Did you do this?

Speaker 1 (01:03:31):
No? No, no, no, no no, But actually, can you
click at a robot waiter? Well, they don't have gillings now.
Jared touched the robot waiter in away last night that
you certainly want to get away with. It was like
some kind of handle and Jared kind of caressed it
and tickled. He was about to push the sin back button,
but then we hadn't got all over food.

Speaker 2 (01:03:51):
I said, you don't touch it because it'll just literally
scoot off with your.

Speaker 1 (01:03:57):
Had drinks. Jared had had a very very purple cocktail yeah,
it was because has one drinker at the equivalent of
us having four. Yeah. Yeah, So then the robot we
were finished, and it was like he tickled and he
was like, of you go that, you wouldn't do it
a lone star.

Speaker 2 (01:04:17):
It's sang a song when he tickled it. Oh, it
was like.

Speaker 1 (01:04:22):
It's a version of giggling body. Yeah, it feels like
some kind of harassment. I'll say it was a bit weird.

Speaker 2 (01:04:29):
I saw like a finger groove.

Speaker 1 (01:04:33):
You saw a groove and you're like, yeah, geez.

Speaker 2 (01:04:38):
It really is like even though we were all adults
and like I've been to this restaurant before, I still
giggled and I was just overcome with joy.

Speaker 1 (01:04:46):
And because it weaves its way through the is it us?

Speaker 7 (01:04:49):
Is it us?

Speaker 2 (01:04:49):
Because you can't see the food because it's you're going
to get it from the sides. Coming towards there were
like tables and families of kids, and we were as
excited as the kids. It's so excited knowing you guys
probably more so.

Speaker 1 (01:05:03):
Yeah, shout out robot waiters. I mean, we're all going
to be like retiring in a retirement village and each
have one of these in our room to keep this company.

Speaker 2 (01:05:12):
I think going to say we'll all be replaced, so
but not us. No one can do what we do.
Hopefully we have the feely up robots that Jared had
last night, because I said, I pass the time as well.

Speaker 1 (01:05:20):
I don't personally can wait.

Speaker 2 (01:05:22):
In fact of the day is next this week, it's
heart rate week. I'm just thinking about things you could
program the robot to learn.

Speaker 1 (01:05:30):
There attachments, attachments you sit.

Speaker 2 (01:05:34):
In, plays flint, thorn and hale.

Speaker 1 (01:05:38):
Fact of the day, day day day day do do
do do do do do do do do do do
do do do do do do do do do do
do do do do do do do do do.

Speaker 5 (01:05:52):
You?

Speaker 2 (01:05:53):
I think this is a career you guys, carry on,
We'll wait, you know, hello, we'll wait. Yeah, this career
that's been like eight times and keeps taking it back
to the depost.

Speaker 1 (01:06:03):
So this is quite important. Listen, we've all been through
the struggling call back on the intercom.

Speaker 2 (01:06:07):
I can let you into the door, but a feedback
there headphones are too loud, unprofessional. So now are you
going to get another call?

Speaker 1 (01:06:15):
Yes? Or just wait?

Speaker 2 (01:06:16):
Should we I think we should just wait? It was
an aramic, so they've really gone the extra mile here.

Speaker 1 (01:06:20):
And it wasn't. It wasn't.

Speaker 2 (01:06:21):
No, Okay has given it to somebody else. No, I
don't know how pass it around. Okay, should be open? Yeah, good,
there we go. Okay, good, that's good. Apartment life in
the in the for you.

Speaker 1 (01:06:37):
What?

Speaker 2 (01:06:37):
No, he's got a little flap. You've got a big flap.
Actually it's quite a big flap. Flap. It goes in
the flap, and yeah, I've had a look in the
robbers can't get in the flap.

Speaker 1 (01:06:45):
No further questions. His spikes if you climb in it. Yeah,
robbers get to fish a guy out of there the
other day. So he just left him on the footpath.
Yeap enough, you know that's his fault for trying to
get into the mail flap. That's what I say.

Speaker 2 (01:06:57):
What are you doing in the crazy sucker anyway?

Speaker 1 (01:06:59):
Car?

Speaker 2 (01:06:59):
You should have carried on?

Speaker 1 (01:07:01):
Need to know I needed to the side.

Speaker 2 (01:07:03):
Quest needed to be completed.

Speaker 1 (01:07:06):
When we're on here? Does it we have just sometimes
we've got a primber at my house. He's got a
multitude of questions. I've probably got someone at my place. Questions, questions, questions, questions, questions.
So today's in fact of today the final for heart
Rate Week. Will the facts about the heart rate is
about the mammalian diving reflex. Okay, we're mammals, you and me, Hayley,

(01:07:29):
you're also a mammal. Nothing but mammals, So let's do it.
Bloodhound Gang could have probably been a great Yeah. Well,
is the one that song? What is that song called?

Speaker 2 (01:07:45):
Isn't it called the Bad Touch?

Speaker 1 (01:07:47):
Yes? Is that it? Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:07:50):
Is this the sensored version?

Speaker 1 (01:07:51):
Wow, we'll find out. This is that mammals? Okay, good,
we're going to sound the diving.

Speaker 2 (01:07:57):
Reflex mean, mammals are less. If you need to lower
your heart rate, put your face in cold water.

Speaker 5 (01:08:10):
I am.

Speaker 2 (01:08:10):
It tricks the body into thinking you're about to go
underwater where you need to start using less oxygen because
we can't breathe underwater. I wonder what if that means
your heart rate when you swim, Like when I go swimming?
Will that mean my heart rates?

Speaker 1 (01:08:23):
When your whole bodies and there your blood vessels and
the arms, hands, legs and feet can strip so less
blood flow? Yep?

Speaker 2 (01:08:30):
Because you want to your body wants to kind of
toward its outta it's teaching, it's tort itself.

Speaker 1 (01:08:37):
It's tought itself.

Speaker 2 (01:08:37):
It's tort itself. It has and it's done it. Yeah,
it done to itself. It yeah, Okay, good that it
needs to use less oxygen because we're mammals and we
require it that when we're underwater, mammals pausing so their

(01:09:01):
blood everything can stretch, so there's less need for it
to flow. Yeah, and it also slows down, so we
use less oxygen. So when we're under water we can
do more stuff. Oh yeah, then we could if we
were just above. Yeah, farten about and a little bit nervous,
which is up there. We're just fartened about. It's called
the minimalian.

Speaker 1 (01:09:19):
Spat it out mammalian diving response. Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:09:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:09:25):
So if you if you're your heart racing, you want
to calm down, one thing you do is like override
any like I just need to come down and just
need to come down face and a bowl of cold
water any heart rate water. This is amazing to hear
the signs behind why because there's a big thing for
PCOS woman putting your face in a bowl of cold
water in the morning because PC women have high quartersole levels,
which is a stress warman. Yeah, and that converts to

(01:09:47):
and that's why your PCs goes crazy. But to bring
that down, that's one of the things they recommend. And
now I'm sort of understanding what yeap lowering the.

Speaker 2 (01:09:56):
Streets the quarters, I can't flow around as does it
work for a cold hour as well? Yeah, the whole
the year, the whole body, the whole body would be good.

Speaker 1 (01:10:03):
But but the face once, the face itself was like underwater. Yep.

Speaker 2 (01:10:08):
You know when you're in a shower you can still breathe. Yeah, raining,
but okay, from the diving underwater situation. Incredibly fascinating. I'm
great to be fascinating.

Speaker 5 (01:10:21):
That was fascinated about. That's hair from the bloodhound. Gag
you and me nothing but man, so let's do it.
They do the Discovery Channel and me, baby, nothing but.

Speaker 1 (01:10:39):
The Discover Channel.

Speaker 2 (01:10:41):
That would have been a wave of a Friday, would
have this was getting a bunch of two thousand.

Speaker 1 (01:10:46):
Yeah, Discover Channel.

Speaker 2 (01:10:50):
Today's infect of.

Speaker 1 (01:10:51):
The day for heart.

Speaker 2 (01:10:54):
If you want to slow down your heart rate a
heart right, stick your face in the.

Speaker 1 (01:11:00):
The more your shower.

Speaker 2 (01:11:06):
Speak and that is the King's speech.

Speaker 1 (01:11:10):
Fact of the day, day day day, day do do
do do do do do do do Do Do Do
Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do
Do Michael Michael gins in a shandog never heard the

(01:11:32):
song in her life shand of Millionaire. You haven't heard
the lyrics put your hands down my pants and I
beat you to feel nuts.

Speaker 6 (01:11:40):
I did not know this was the thing right now,
I love until you hear the Bloodhound Gang song, Fox Trot,
Let's do it God, brilliant, brilliant play, flits play, It's
Bens and Boone, slow it down on, said Fletchborne and

(01:12:03):
Haileyot's caught it to nine.

Speaker 1 (01:12:06):
I love delegation, probably why I'm such a successful manager.
I'll be wanting to delegate. So this story out of
India made me. You're going to delegate this out of India.
I'm actually going to delegate to it India. Well, China,
it was China? Was China canceled?

Speaker 2 (01:12:22):
Yeah, this is what happens because I delegated Fletch to
find out what the city this was, and he told
me is a lie. This is a lie.

Speaker 1 (01:12:31):
Now, this is a great start to the story. We
ban any other radio station I'm talking about. Yeah, So
there was a businessman. His name is Tanny yohui, he
hired a hitman to take out you know what that
means his competitor for two hundred and eighty two thousand dollars. Yeah,
now no, that's where am i? BBC dot com two
hundred and eighteen thousand pounds, So we're heading towards alf

(01:12:53):
a million dollars. But then that hit man was like, eh,
to get into that. So the hitman hired a hit
man to do the job.

Speaker 2 (01:13:05):
Like sub what do you call that? Like when you subcontract? Subcontract? Yeah,
subby's so he subby and then does he say how
much he offered him? Like ways into this?

Speaker 1 (01:13:14):
Listen to this?

Speaker 2 (01:13:14):
Okay, So I don't I can't be bother translating.

Speaker 1 (01:13:17):
So let's just say the businessman hired the a major,
the first hit man, for two hundred and eighty two
thousand dollars. Yep, okay. That hitman then hired a hitman
offered one hundred and forty one thousand dollars. That hit
man then hired another hit man, who hired another hit man,
who hired another hit man. We got five hit men, businessman,
five hit men or to do the job.

Speaker 2 (01:13:38):
And when you drive past roadworks, they're all just standing
there landing on a sniper rifle. Yeah, actually think there
needs to be as many people where so, But none
of them could go through with it, so they were like, well,
I can't do this, but I want the money, but
I'll hire someone else. Yeah, subcontract.

Speaker 1 (01:13:55):
So then so it's five hitmen and this original guy
tan the plan to absolute pieces. When the last hitman
fifth hit man turned up to do that, met.

Speaker 2 (01:14:05):
The guy who he was supposed to off and was like,
I really don't want to do this.

Speaker 1 (01:14:09):
You must have been a hell of a nice guy. Yeah,
I really do want to do this. Are you happy
to maybe fake your own death? Get out of here?
Say I did it, I'll get paid, I'll give you
a bit, I'll leave it there. The guy who was
ordered to be murdered was like, no reports to the police.
All six of them are convicted with attempted murder. What

(01:14:29):
a wild story. And none of them could go through
with that, which is understandable. You're taking another human life.

Speaker 2 (01:14:35):
It is here, But if you're a man, I sort
of feel like that's your job. Also, were were these
It feels like they weren't getting Actually someone's messaged in
saying I don't know if you guys are about to
kick into one of your classic phone and topics.

Speaker 1 (01:14:51):
I'm like, god, no, do you know a hit man?
What which we weren't even going to that we were
going to colone through with.

Speaker 2 (01:14:59):
That's an impossible, impossible, impossible phone. No, my grandfather was
a hit man. He's now passed away. But I can't
speak on the radios. It's a family secret, and no
family listened on the way to work. But he was
back in his prime and spent a few years in
Mount Eden for fighting gang members and police and and
the police they never called him. Oh my god, we
weren't even going to do that. That would have been
an impossible, possible phone.

Speaker 1 (01:15:19):
We've just we've just turned our impossible phoner into a
possible phoner.

Speaker 2 (01:15:23):
All I was going to ask is what couldn't you
go through with in the end? Now that seems pathetic,
but it does.

Speaker 1 (01:15:29):
Now, let's commit, Yeah, let's commit, because I don't want
to hear from too many hit men. It's a fry.

Speaker 2 (01:15:34):
Yeah, well, I don't want to bring the tone down.
It makes me want to hire a hitman's.

Speaker 1 (01:15:40):
Party on a draft to.

Speaker 2 (01:15:44):
Begunna Hitman dot com at gmail, hit man, yeah, manager
about under cure of me in my address and stop saying,
and he's like, I'll do it pro bono.

Speaker 1 (01:15:57):
I hate her already because hit me and a light
lawyer said, do a lot of charity work. They just
find some, you know, really bad passion topics. Do you
know the the guy who was the original target to
be killed, the competitor, he actually to go with it
because he was so overwhelmed by the last at men
being like could you fake it? He actually did pose
for a photo, gagged and bound oh wow, so that

(01:16:18):
the last person could take it back to the thing.
And then as soon as the guy left, being like,
hey chess with the photo man, Yeah, a great deal.
He was like, bring bring hey police head out of
the kind.

Speaker 2 (01:16:26):
Of phone as that bring Bring, Bring, bring Chinese.

Speaker 1 (01:16:29):
There's how the phones chin come on your China.

Speaker 2 (01:16:34):
They have never been I didn't know the phones bring
and bring yeah they bring bring Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:16:40):
Anyway, yeah, bring bring, bring bring right to us different
if you want to spell it, yeah, br r I
n G b r r I n G. So're so
with you don't know that, So we're a learned man.

Speaker 2 (01:16:51):
What we want to know this morning is what couldn't
you go through with Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:16:54):
Maybe you made like a big commitment like I'm gonna
I'm going to leave him, and then you were like,
I can't go through with it, or I'm going to
go on my I love these I'm going to go
on my oe and then you're like and you get
there and you're like, London is.

Speaker 2 (01:17:06):
So gray and weird.

Speaker 1 (01:17:07):
And then.

Speaker 2 (01:17:09):
In a week or maybe you.

Speaker 1 (01:17:12):
Do you want to shave your heir off.

Speaker 2 (01:17:13):
Couldn't go through it?

Speaker 1 (01:17:14):
You got started with a tattoo. You're all wrapped up,
shaved up on the table, and then you went, yeah, heads.

Speaker 2 (01:17:21):
Anyone backed out of a tattoo? Oh, hold on the
you get you put my other at the Chinese hotline ringing, yes, very,
I'm so sorry to question made.

Speaker 1 (01:17:34):
I'm sorry for questioning you especially. Yeah, guys, we've heard
from another hit man. Now we're pivoting the phone to
answer this.

Speaker 2 (01:17:42):
No, we've heard from another hit man.

Speaker 1 (01:17:45):
So first of all, you don't know what your phones
ring like, and now you don't want to take the call. No,
I'm provisionally.

Speaker 2 (01:17:51):
Now, guys, what we have now received is three messages
about hit man. Now we're trying to pasure we do. Okay,
should we drop that which we did ban other radio
stations do it. I'm gonna have to take this. Can
you just take it?

Speaker 1 (01:18:02):
Take it over there the car it could be the curier.

Speaker 2 (01:18:05):
We pause for your courier. Okay, yes, yep, tis he.

Speaker 1 (01:18:14):
Or what my computer? Actually you did right?

Speaker 2 (01:18:16):
My computer is acting a bit funny.

Speaker 1 (01:18:18):
What nob they need? No? No, no, no, hang up
ip ye it is one four four dot them Haley's
credit card to do you need to create? Also stop
this because we stop doing this because we have to
do one of those security modules. Okay, guys, now there
are a couple of gonna call you back. There are
a couple of messages and okay, there's two phone is

(01:18:38):
on the go. No wait, there's two phone is on
a double phone actually the beast where the beast?

Speaker 2 (01:18:50):
Okay, we're gonna do switch for a Haley double phoner?
Are you the impossible phone in topic? Do you know
I had man and and what couldn't you?

Speaker 1 (01:19:00):
Oh my god, I'm just gonna have to take this
China scourse quickly. Just pause quickly, yes, just apologize because
I didn't know the phones go bring break you on
behalf of New Zealand.

Speaker 2 (01:19:12):
Well would like to Oh my god, they've canceled all
the butter exports your dog us here and welcome to
the show. Four minutes away from nine. Fletch One and Haley,
Big Dogs, Big Dog's Barkin. That's our new show take.

Speaker 1 (01:19:24):
It's not laugh our ladder anymore, is Fletcher and Haley
Big Dog's Barkin. So a hat man in China, a
hat man. He couldn't do it, so he hired another
hat man man who hired a hit man, who hired
a hit man who couldn't do it. And then the
guy who they were trying to hit reported them all.
And we all know when trade's hire on the trades,
they tack on a charge on top exactly if one's

(01:19:46):
get a little slunt, they all end up in court
and go to prison.

Speaker 2 (01:19:49):
So the first time in my tenure, because we initially
doesn't want it to know, what can you go through?

Speaker 1 (01:19:58):
Yeah, maybe it was a tatter or a big oe
or a big life thing, but then people started messaging
it about him, men about hamit. They know him.

Speaker 2 (01:20:07):
So the double phoneer, do you know a hat man?

Speaker 1 (01:20:09):
And what couldn't you go through?

Speaker 4 (01:20:11):
With?

Speaker 2 (01:20:11):
Welcome to the Double Phone in topic.

Speaker 1 (01:20:13):
Do you want to take? What one do you want
to take? I'll do soft, you go hard botox got
as far as lying on the table. Just couldn't do it.
Wish I could. Is.

Speaker 2 (01:20:22):
I love the results, but I'm just too scared from
the needles s pinche Yeah, okay, morning. My ex boyfriend
was a head man. So much money involved. Okay, Like
was he hot? And she thought he could she could
change it all the money and like did he just leave,
like the sniper rifle on the table, like clear your

(01:20:42):
stuff away, Darryl. Yes, okay, I'll go soft.

Speaker 1 (01:20:45):
I had to fire someone once and I couldn't go
through with it, so I just didn't And then I
just worked with them and steared and then she.

Speaker 2 (01:20:53):
Got a lot better. Oh see, I know I couldn't
be a boss and fire someone. I just awful text
text breakup, TXT break.

Speaker 1 (01:21:03):
Yes final paycheck Friday Loll.

Speaker 2 (01:21:06):
A guy who used to work for my company tried
to hire a hitman in Auckland for five thousand dollars.
He went. He ended up going to jail out when
you find out you're only worth five thousand dollars. So
if you're getting a slopper, you're getting a team of hitman.

Speaker 1 (01:21:21):
You really are.

Speaker 2 (01:21:22):
Let's let's finish up with some messages and from our
deal listeners before we hand over the baton and the
relay race to Georgia, Burt and Friday. Ja May's okay.
My husband and I were going to get our nipples pierced.

Speaker 1 (01:21:34):
I went first. Then he checkened out and couldn't go
through with that.

Speaker 2 (01:21:39):
To be married to a man with a piers nipple there,
ask yourself the hard questions. Are you happily going to
share a bed with a fellow with nipple jewelry to
it just because you're not into it? Don't yucks one's nummy? Hey,
I love nipples?

Speaker 1 (01:21:54):
Oh no, Ray Ray Ray Ray shoved off one eyebrow,
felt stupid, didn't do the other one.

Speaker 2 (01:22:04):
Way worse?

Speaker 1 (01:22:05):
Yeah? Ah.

Speaker 2 (01:22:07):
Somebody else said boat you read the boatop some one,
real one?

Speaker 1 (01:22:12):
Do you even listen to the show.

Speaker 2 (01:22:14):
He's busy dealing with lateral hit men. Somebody's message done
saying they're about to hire a hatman to take out
Fletch because he doesn't. At the time of which he's
been spoken to, someone thinks Fleitch needs to his mouth
or he's going to get a hit man.

Speaker 1 (01:22:33):
We're not even hung over today, like most of the
radio industry is. After the everyone messages us a couple
of days gonna be like, I can't wait for your
hungover show. You guys always go so rogue. This is
the rogus we've been all.

Speaker 2 (01:22:42):
Year and over and it's just sleep deprivation. I think
we haven't heard from any more hit men.

Speaker 1 (01:22:48):
Only three.

Speaker 2 (01:22:49):
That's still pretty amazing, it's pretty good. It's pretty wild.
Up the wires tomorrow. Tomorrow you can up the wires.
I'm upping the fifty million lotto win back or will work?
I just realized they did the whole show with my
headphones on backwards.

Speaker 1 (01:23:09):
So well, that means the shows backwards in, isn't it.
We're gonna have to play this in reverse or should we.

Speaker 2 (01:23:14):
Speak in reverse?

Speaker 1 (01:23:15):
And hopefully they'll they'll work out the other ways a
little bit.

Speaker 2 (01:23:21):
Give us a run here, z MS Fletch Vonnon Hailey

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