Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 12th June 2024

Fletch's Fun Fact!  

Top 6: Signs your Air is No Good  

Silly Little Poll!  

Hot Showers  

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
The z M podcast Network, The Fleasbawne and Haley Big Pod.
Great things are brewing at mcafe. The perfect start to
every day. Good morning, Welcome to the show, fledged Fawn
and Hailey. She's a chilly start to the day, thank god. Okay,
coldest temperatures right now, christ Jitch is on minus four

(00:24):
minus two in Queenstown. The coldest place is twice or
minus six, and Auckland has the warmest temperature at the
moment ten point six. It wasn't super cold five in
the Capitol y eight team the other day though, that's
no good. That was insane. That was nuts. That was
very warm in the out Yeah, well not today, she's cold.

(00:48):
This could warm you up, though. Eight thousand dollars. That's
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Speaker 2 (01:11):
Yesterday was zero point zero five top.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
Of the leader board.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
Short, yeah, I mean good from her.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
Good gets well. Your chance to win eight thousand dollars
is coming up at eight o'clock. The top six on
the way. Yes, the National Institute of Water and Atmospheric Research,
or NIEWA as we all know them. Yes, as apparently
shutting down the part of their business that looks into
air pollution, the Air Quality team. This is four while
industrial air pollution when everyone lights their fires and winter

(01:41):
et cetera, et cetera, lets you know the quality of
air apparently, just it's a funding issue. It's going to
be disestablished. So I've got the top six signs. Your
ear is no good? Okay, we're good because we won't
have them to tell it's no good. I'm going to
give you six things to watch out for. Okay, great, cheaper,
thank you're looking out for us ban honestly, thank god.
I don't want to say she'd be running the show, but.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
I'm just seeing what's coming up next. And on the
sheet it says Flitch is fun fact. Now I thought
you were our fact guy.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
I am in charge of facts, but this one's well,
I'm happy for.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
You to if you want to do it's interesting that
Flitch has Flitch has dipped his toe into facts. It's
just it's just interesting. It's just and he's claiming that
has us fun. Now, you never make make it fun.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
I make facts, fact factual factual, factual facts. Funds of
fun might be a byproduct, but sure isn't what I
said out to have. Simy isn't fun this week with
calendar week, I'll say that right now I'm getting lots
of great support in the week because Haley and I
are seeing none of these messages coming in. We're being bombarded.
Do you know what, guys, next, We've got some quite

(02:46):
big elephant news in the world of Aliphants. Were heading
to the elephant desk. We'll go to the elephant desk next.
Fantasta play and Haley big elephant news. Guys, beg elephant?
You ushants, aren't they? New research published on Monday claims

(03:07):
that African elephants call each other and respond to individual names.
Do they like Mark and Keith and stuff?

Speaker 3 (03:15):
Hey?

Speaker 1 (03:15):
Mark? What is that Keith? They are African elephants. I
don't know, so be called what? Oh? Okay, well you
do want to give us some names to wander its sure,
I just went with just went with that name from Africa. Well,
so the names are part of elephant's low rumbles that
they can hear over long distances like across the Savannah.

(03:38):
Scientists believe that the animals, yeah, and have unique names
for each other. Jeeves Timbo. That's actually Swahili for elephant.
Is that timbo? Okay, Timbo. It's a good name for
an alphant elephant called elephant. It's quite rear for like,
I mean, we do it as humans. Obviously we give
our dogs names, but they say dolphins do this. Baby

(04:01):
dolphins invent their own names parrots as well, But otherwise
it's very rare, and they reckon that this is yeah,
this is how they communicate, and they so like.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
An identifying sort of title, like a low rumble.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
That's a smart That was the whole thing. Well that
that's where they're saying. They an elephant never forgets. Oh,
they never forget. Do you remember what was said add
that chocolate ad? Was it rollos? Yeah? As a circus
teased an elephant with a roller and they went and
ate it. And then years later, as a grown man,
the elephant was a parade and just walks over and
smacksimum because he remember, does he remember remembers that he

(04:37):
rode them of a rollo, promised them a roller? So
are they but obviously they're not. So they're just sounds.
Really this sounds, yeah, but that to them, that's a name.
We're doing, right, We're making a sound, that's my sound.
Elephants are smart. But apparently they used the machine. The

(05:00):
elephants did machine. The scientists they used the machine to
detect the different sound and they were like, they're all unique.
It's posh, isn't it. Yea in the world of science.
Do we have any elephants? We got? Didn't that our
one tie or two? One died, one was supposed to

(05:21):
move to Sydney and then last minute canceled, right I think?
Was that a? Yeah? Well, all these South Africans they
come from Africa to New Zealand to try to get
and shoehorn themselves into Australia. Yeah, Burma, is that the
one that's left or is that the one we moved
into Australia? Burma and Angelee Na Angelie never left. But

(05:43):
one nah one still there here.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
That'says neew Zealand to move it's only two elephants to
Australia were devastated by the that we were.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
No longer met data article le.

Speaker 2 (05:56):
Date of article on the Internet's gone quite article as
an elephant rare and engaged species twenty twenty one was
this article?

Speaker 1 (06:04):
Yea, then they stayed it's twenty twenty four. This is
as embarrassing as Fletch sent that article from two eighteen,
two thousand and six. Chat and I wish to talk
about this on the ship. I think we did two thousand,
how I can't remember. Here we go Auckland Zoo. This
is from last year.

Speaker 2 (06:23):
News of potential long term option for elephant Burmer because
he can't just be on his own.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
Yeah, and Jollie went to oh to Dabbo, to beautiful zoo. There, Safari,
you have to drive golf carts around it all. Both.
That's nice, it's lovely. But then did we keep the
other one, Burma?

Speaker 2 (06:41):
Yeah, Burmer is continuing to do extremely well here at
Auckland Zoo thanks to our incredible elephant team.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
Embarrassing this one elephant. You've got a whole team.

Speaker 2 (06:49):
However, in the longer term, we know that she needs
to be with other elephants.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
Yeah, because they say they've got their names. They've got names. Reaching.

Speaker 2 (06:55):
Yeah, so currently there's no there's no I think Burma
is still here but low right.

Speaker 1 (07:02):
So we're trying to get rid of Burma for the
good of Burma. Where do they is it? Is it
a ship thing or do they it's a shipmb some
thumber into a plane seven nat.

Speaker 2 (07:15):
Yeah, and you're telling me I can't take eight kgs
in my hand, luggag fat out of here a ship ship?

Speaker 1 (07:23):
Do you rememb when they were transporting that giraffe, Yes,
and we thought how funny it would be to see it,
and then we saw it. Yeah on the notaway. Yeah,
that's crazy. The big trailer for it. Yeah, yeah, it's
pretty cool. And they had to take a special way
because there was a couple of motorway over bridges at.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
The we also hangover hangover correct with the giraff's head
gets traveling a giraffe.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
I want to see it. I don't see it. Google
that in your own time to do it on the
company dying.

Speaker 4 (07:51):
Thank you Flinchborne.

Speaker 2 (07:53):
And Haley, especially when it comes to flying long haul,
which I haven't done since twenty nineteen, twenty eighteen.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
Okay, so like six years ago.

Speaker 2 (08:05):
Yeah, I think that's when I was an oman, I
mean BALI. I wouldn't say it's long haul, it's pretty short.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
It's mid hall mid hall. Yeah, how long as Barley
drink's still twelve hours are right in Australia though sex
to pers it's like it's not long. It's not long.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
But when I do fly long haul, particularly like all
the way to Europe or something, I love a drunk.
I always have a drink on the plane. One it's free.
Two you're excited. Three it's free. Four they don't charge
you for it.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
In five. It kind of if you have a nice,
like warm sort of whiskey. How to fall to sleep
A yeah, but they say one one in the skies
with two on the ground. Yeah, you wake up feeling
like shit.

Speaker 2 (08:50):
And this is what this article, the study I'm reading now,
is about saying don't drink complaints. It presents a whole
myriad of health problems. And they did a study. They
gave people a varying health quality, I guess young, fit, older,
some with pre existing conditions.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
They gave them alcohol.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
They put some in the air and they kept some
on the earth at sea level and tried to see
what the impact was, and it's significantly worse in the air, really, yeah,
and you see your heart rate goes up, your oxygen
levels drop down, even in young, healthy, fit people, and

(09:30):
then if you had like a pre existing condition, it
would be quite dangerous for you.

Speaker 1 (09:34):
So the more you drink.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
As well, because they only I think they tested I'm
trying to see how many drinks. They're two standard drinks.

Speaker 1 (09:46):
In the lounge.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
So they were given two standard drinks before getting on
a plane or staying off the plane and sleeping, because
that's the thing, is like going to sleep, and then
they would test it and yeah, their heart rates were skyrocketing.
They felt like absolute crap. They were more dehydrated, less
oxygen in the blood.

Speaker 1 (10:08):
In general, just so much worse in the sky.

Speaker 2 (10:10):
Right, because you always think that kind of like two
in the sky is worth one and that whatever is
like a bit of an old.

Speaker 1 (10:15):
Life style, but that is actually true.

Speaker 2 (10:18):
I always thought it was more to do with like
time zones, because you know, if you're like having drinks
or you are on Earth, say in Auckland, then you're
still going to sleep and wake up in the same
time zone. My issue was like you'd have a few
drinking poos, go to sleep and you wake up.

Speaker 1 (10:34):
And it's like six am, six am or something. You're like,
oh no, it's terrible. Yeah, but I'm I always like
a sleeping pearl on in a long hall flight. So
the only time I ever take them, yes, same, So
you're not meant to drink when you.

Speaker 2 (10:47):
Have those, not meant to know, you're not meant to
and it's not encouraged, and we're certainly not encouraging it.

Speaker 1 (10:53):
So if you're having a lot, if you're going for
a long haul.

Speaker 2 (10:55):
Flight, which you are soon, don't drink. Maybe watch how
much you drink. You're celebrated, you're excited. Yeah, like there's
a layover, I'll sort it in the layover.

Speaker 1 (11:06):
But the problem is it's free, and then that triggers
people when something is free. You know normally, even.

Speaker 2 (11:14):
Go into events and there's bubbles and you're like, I'm
not paying for this, absolutely, I have.

Speaker 1 (11:19):
Six of them.

Speaker 2 (11:21):
There's some airlines as well, Like some airlines you have
to like order them. You've got a buzz and so
kind of how hold you accountable because you're like buzzing, Hello,
can I get another whiskey?

Speaker 1 (11:29):
And dry. Mine's always whiskey and drawing maybe for you,
But some people have zero shame how loud of that buzzer.

Speaker 2 (11:35):
But there's some airlines like I can't remember what it
was like Luftans were like one of those were during
the flight. They literally like walk down the aisle with
like bottles. They're like top up like coffee, pop up,
like it's a coffee, but it's like whiskey with wines
walking down the aisle and like red wine white one,
red one white one. You're like, well, I wasn't going

(11:56):
to it he presenting it before me.

Speaker 1 (11:58):
Yeah, yeah, if I'm going to say.

Speaker 5 (12:00):
Play it from the Panoramic z M think tank, this
is the top six.

Speaker 1 (12:08):
Well, apparently the regional councils urged d were not to
do it, but it was like now and do it anyway.
Cut the air quality team. I've understood these cuts are
going ahead. So these are people that look at the
air quality around our cities correct and now they won't be.
They are a coalition of environment staffers from regional councils

(12:31):
sixty stuff, isn't it really hot? So they basically keep
an eye on air quality. You get it on your
phone and stuff to say, what you should you be
outside half on it? Yeah? Or maybe stand inside through
with filter mask on? Do we get those warnings on
our phone? Like I've been in America and after those

(12:52):
bush you know, those Canadian wildfines, and I was in
Chicago and there was like my iPhone was like, probably
shouldn't be outside today, pop indoors Okay. So. A twenty
twenty two study in New Zealand found three thousand and
three hundred premature deaths a year are attributable to air pollution.
Oh dearie side, thirteen thousand hospitalizations in thirteen thousand cases

(13:14):
of childhood asthma. I thought we lived at one hundred
percent clean Green New Zealand.

Speaker 2 (13:18):
I thought this was clean, clean, green lean New Zealand.

Speaker 1 (13:23):
No, no, no, no. Has someone told Chlos Warbrock that
we're not as clean and green as we we want?

Speaker 2 (13:27):
Because I'm heeapy to text you ye are you heay
to slide into ID, I'll just make sure ward you this.

Speaker 1 (13:33):
Link and then you'd be like, hey, are you aware
of that?

Speaker 6 (13:37):
Hey?

Speaker 1 (13:37):
Are you hey? Clo hey close? Close? Are you on next?
I don't know it was close? Are you aware of this?
On equality?

Speaker 4 (13:48):
No?

Speaker 1 (13:48):
Good, babe. Yeah, the equality, no good babes. Oh my god,
up just as awful up to Yeah, she drink and
talk about the equality. Talk about it because I'm up here.
But let's go to the indoors, somewhere rural. The air
is a little bit better. But indoors bucking your BnB.
Top sex signs. Your ear is no good. Number six
on the list. You want a glass of water, but
you have to tip the air out first. Oh yuck. Yeah,

(14:12):
filled up your glass, it's heaven. Pour it out and
then just kind of turn the tap on and get
it under. Number five on the last of the top
sex signs. Your ear is no good. You just choked
on it. No reason, Yeah, no, the reasons a little fact.
The cheapest. Someone said, Oh, go down the wrong hole.
You're like no thick. Yeah yeah. Number four on the
last of the top sex signs, Your ear is no good.

(14:34):
Holding your breath is easier than breathing. Now that's a
sign that your ear is no good.

Speaker 4 (14:39):
Or did.

Speaker 1 (14:41):
You're dead? Yeah, if you're holding your breath instead of breathing, yeah,
you could be dead. You could be dead. Yeah, you
could be dead. Teeth is just one long breath hole.
It's a long, sleepy breathole where your body starts slowly rotting. Yeah,
and then soon you return to the earth, to the
tip from ashes. Just beautiful, born, that's so beautiful. You're

(15:02):
really stunning imagery. Number three on the list of the
top six signs your ear is no good. Walking is
the new swimming. Oh yeah, okay, you gotta walk and
breathe and tip your head and breathe down your shirt
and somehow filter out all the pollutants. Yeah. Number two
on the list of the top six signs is no good.
Masks are back, Baby, masks are bout. I'll tell you
what cleaned out an air filter that probably should have

(15:24):
been cleaned out about three years ago. Oh, that's terrible.
As your photo, No, I've got a photo. What they
look like brand new? You can you you're a bit
of a you're a bit of a poetic descriptive man.
You can describe. That's what they look like. It's really white,
really white. That's love. Lads look like brand new. That's
not the ones that I hate when you clean out
something like that and you don't realize how mucky it is.

(15:47):
We've got water filters at our place. Water filters are
the worst because you're like, I've literally been drinking it. Yeah,
like what I mean, that's all stopped there, but something
what hasn't. Yeah, it's really yucky. It is a bit yucky.
All right, Watch unlock my computer. Go watch excuse me
for a moment. My work laptop turns itself off. Familiar
and they don't not using it. They don't let us

(16:10):
open our laptops for longer than ten minutes.

Speaker 2 (16:12):
Oh yeah, because you know, because it knows what we
could be doing.

Speaker 1 (16:16):
Oh my god, we could be on there for more
than ten We could be on there for eleven minutes
without the screensaver. Are you serious? Yeah, unlocking with Apple Watch.
And it's asked me for my pastor to do We
need to fill out those you know, they do those forms.
They always ask us how we feel about the company.
We should say something about these that they can and
then they'll do something about it. I'm back, I'm back.
I manually had to put ones out of tens for

(16:39):
every single thing until they fix us. This really, this
is really this is activism. Yeah, yeah, yes, democracy found
a cause to cause. Yes, computers a charity of sort.
Computer sleep go to sleep? If we don't use them
for thirty seconds and then taking like a minute to unlock.
And number one of the less of the sounds, your

(17:00):
ear is no good. Just like people drink Fiji water. Yeah,
which is water from Fiji. You can out by canned
Fiji air. Oh you're nice, very nice unless the rubbish III. Yeah,
they love it. They're having a little yard fire. That
might not be the best day for your Fiji ear.
That is the day's upset.

Speaker 5 (17:23):
Play play producer, Shannon, you are twin ty for.

Speaker 1 (17:33):
I'm sorry that just.

Speaker 2 (17:37):
Twenty four, thirty four, forty five. I mean, we're just
really late. We're just for everyone. Yeah, I'm trying to
think about being when I was twenty four, whether or
not I was already in my era of Can I
speak to the manager? Because that is were you into yesterday.

Speaker 7 (17:52):
Yeah, for the first time ever, I dabbled in the
Karen So.

Speaker 2 (17:55):
Because you've you've moved into a new apartment and it's
been a little bit of a regmarole getting everything kind
of sorted.

Speaker 1 (18:02):
Just a freezer, you know this.

Speaker 8 (18:03):
You've really stuck onto the freezer thing. Give me, we
just eat it.

Speaker 1 (18:09):
But there's not even a little freezer there's.

Speaker 7 (18:11):
An ice tray, but it's frozer burnt. Freezer burnt.

Speaker 1 (18:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (18:15):
Yeah, we can't put anything in because it's.

Speaker 1 (18:17):
Just for making. He's for making. I know you can
tune off and the ice.

Speaker 7 (18:22):
Out, you know, I didn't know that.

Speaker 8 (18:27):
I'm learning.

Speaker 1 (18:27):
Yeah, turn it off, take it out onto the deck. Yeah,
little balcony.

Speaker 8 (18:33):
I have, it's like thirty centimeters wide.

Speaker 1 (18:36):
Yeah, she's just like calling it a dick laid down
front deck and melts, it drips out. Yeah, and then
or even it will just be enough that you can
start chipping it off. She's a busy girl. She's been
dealing with other things. Start melting in the transportation between
where it came from and where it is now, I'm

(18:57):
not already in there.

Speaker 8 (18:58):
We're not allowed to bring underneath. So you're not allowed
to bring on your own.

Speaker 1 (19:01):
French or freezing prison.

Speaker 8 (19:04):
Yeah kind of.

Speaker 1 (19:05):
I believe that's what body Corp is, right, Yeah, a
little bad. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (19:08):
So basically, when I moved and they were like, you
must use this water company, you have no other option.
Here's you go, And so I said okay, and then
we talked about it on here. I had to send
a letter for the first time. That was a whole
mail them down to potty door.

Speaker 8 (19:22):
It was a whole thing.

Speaker 1 (19:23):
I think. I still think you're getting scammed. Nobody's sending
a letter to potty door.

Speaker 8 (19:27):
That's how I thought there's.

Speaker 7 (19:28):
Like five hundred people who live in my apartment. I
was like, you're telling me every person mailed to potty door.
But then I get an email back yesterday saying you've
been declined. Your signatures don't match up from when I
was fourteen and set up my bank account to now
when I'm twenty four.

Speaker 2 (19:43):
Oh, so you haven't changed your signature at any.

Speaker 7 (19:47):
Point nor become an adult. I guess I probably signed
it as like s smiley.

Speaker 1 (19:52):
Faced when I was just like a name.

Speaker 7 (19:55):
Yeah, and because if I've ever needed my signature, my
card matches, but my actual bank account. And so we
go back and forth, and this lady I was dealing
with was so nice, but I was getting real wrapped up.
I was just like, she's like, you owe us a
bunch of money because you haven't paid anything. And I
was like, I'm trying to pay. I said, can you
just invoice me? And she's like, yeah, no drama. I
was like, why have we not been doing that you

(20:17):
could and so then I was like, thanks so much, girly,
because I could tell she was gin z and I
was like, this isn't on you can I have your
manager's email at the WS And she then only acknowledged
the first part of my email. She's like, thanks for
paying swiftly, and I was like, no, no, no, we should

(20:37):
manage email.

Speaker 8 (20:39):
Doubled down, I said, just following on the above.

Speaker 1 (20:46):
Uage yeah into it. So and have you obtained the
contact for the manager.

Speaker 7 (20:51):
I've got the manager's email. I haven't written the email
because I was hot blooded at the time and now
I've cooled down because I've paid the bill. It wouldn't
happen over the next ten years, is you'll stay hot
blooded all the time.

Speaker 1 (21:03):
It's a longer fade, doesn't it. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (21:05):
Yeah, And then any interaction you have the chance to
slip a bit of Karen and I did it yesterday.
I was trying to call the hospital and I was
on hold the whole time, and the moment I got
hold of it and they were like hello, I was like, oh,
wow you oh that was it was really difficult to
get through.

Speaker 1 (21:25):
Wow because they love hearing that call.

Speaker 2 (21:28):
After call after call, the person the receptionist was just like, yeah,
as if it's my fault, you've been on hold this
whole time.

Speaker 1 (21:34):
Because that's the thing.

Speaker 8 (21:34):
I felt bad for the people I'm dealing with.

Speaker 7 (21:36):
I just wanted to escalate because I've been the little
person for so long.

Speaker 8 (21:40):
I'm like, I don't want to come at it like
a twenty year old. I want to come to the.

Speaker 7 (21:43):
Like CEO and be like, screw your mail and you're
not going to the CEO.

Speaker 1 (21:50):
But that's okay.

Speaker 7 (21:51):
Well I'm I'm hot blooded again.

Speaker 1 (21:57):
Karen, and you good care.

Speaker 3 (22:00):
Your mom?

Speaker 1 (22:01):
Is your mum capable of karening?

Speaker 7 (22:02):
Because I'm no, no, no, no, no no. She's a soft,
spiritual woman. Yeah, my mum's very speak to the manager.

Speaker 1 (22:09):
Where your mum wouldn't complain at all. No, you're in
a salad, yeah really word.

Speaker 7 (22:14):
My whole family we're very like low key and that's
why I've got like my partner, he's the driving force normally,
but today I'm stepping up.

Speaker 2 (22:22):
Yeah, good going up, and you take it hair out
of the salad. Take the hair of the salad, complain
about the salad, get the cellar for free, or get
a new salad. Would you eat a plaster and a salad?

Speaker 7 (22:33):
Honestly, probably because I was a waitress for so long
that I'm just like, I just couldn't do that to them.

Speaker 1 (22:39):
You don't have to eat the pasta. You can pick
it out.

Speaker 2 (22:42):
Yeah yeah, yeah, plaster, you know what I mean, it's
in there. I'd rather eat it than touch with my
hands and have to deal with it and look at it.

Speaker 1 (22:51):
You just get it down. Carwen's upset that I'm eating
a plaster. I reckon, plast is going to come out
the same way it goes in.

Speaker 2 (22:58):
They were burning the weird silicony, rubbery and texture these
days going through like a tapeworm.

Speaker 1 (23:08):
Yeah. Play and Haley. There's been a study, which they
are quick to say is not scientific. Okay, calculated how
many Instagram posts have been uploaded per kilometer of some
of the world's most popular walking trails. So the longer
it is, the more posts you have to have. Ye's

(23:30):
sort of a per capital situation. S a track needs
less posts to up their average. But we've done good.
We've done pretty good in the whole world, have we.
The Tongue Alpine Crossing is our best place. Nice fourth place, Yeah,
oh shoot, that's five hundred and eighty five Instagram posts
per kilometer. It's such a great I did that in March. Again,

(23:51):
it's so good every time. It's a job that I've
done it, And if I have I would have been
really young. Yeah, like you kind of a school can think.
So yeah, card, I can't remember. It's a twenty time.
It's twenty point two kilometers, yeah, long half a marathon,
So twenty point is literally twenty point two and a
lot of up pearls struggling to run a marathon. That's

(24:13):
the year. A lot of uphels point two people run
at times. Yeah, I saw somebody running it. That's madness
posts per year, I think. So I'm responsible for some
of those, some of them. Yeah. So six. The eighth
on the list was the root Burn. Yeah, I've never
done that burn. That's one eighty five posts per kilometer.

(24:36):
But a longer trail, isn't it. The Rubens Yeah, the
Milford is eighteenth with five hundred and twenty four. It's
one of our great walks, and the Kepler another great walk,
twentieth place of four hundred and seventy six again long, yeah, okay,
what's not surely Number one is much peacher. Well those
are just New Zealand's yeah, intes Okay. The top five

(24:57):
you've got sal cane a trick in Peru. Okay. Number
four is the Tongue Alpline crossing. Number three the Kalalau
Trail in Hawaii Island. Gurgled it. You've got to you've
got to get a permit to walk this, so you've
got to book a spot for it. Apparently a tourist spot,

(25:19):
but gorgeous. Yeah, right, the veastas the two is the
Inchor Trail yep in Peru. So is that what you
go up to year to see the head? Yeah? And
number one is Mount Kinnabalu in Malaysia and by miles
as well. So the Anchor Silla Balu, Oh my god,

(25:41):
that's beautiful. Yeah, how long you give you give me
a link to that. The length of that walk walk.

Speaker 2 (25:51):
You're over swing bridges, like clipped to the side of mountain.

Speaker 1 (25:54):
Because the top three it goes crazy. So the third
one in Hawaii was three thousand, six hundred posts per kilometer.
Then the Anchor trail jumps up to six thousand, seven
hundred posts per kilometer. You know, getting in the vicinity
of doubling it and then from the anchor trail to
Mount Kinnebalo in Malaysia, it goes from six thousand, seven
hundred to twenty two thousand pictures per kilometer. So it's

(26:15):
it's it's generally considered a highly challenging road. It should
only be attempted by experienced adventures. Twenty two point four
kilometers in and out. Okay, so it's long, but it's up.
It's a mountain. Yeah, it's like I'd never seen photos
of words incredible. No, I no, should we should? We should?
We should?

Speaker 2 (26:36):
We just go I can't even walk thirty minutes around
the block at the moment, but let's just go up
Mount raw Dog.

Speaker 1 (26:44):
It just put on some hiking boots and just get
up there and side off. That's so you want to
go hiking with someone that someone who has done no
exit day hiking moms. Yeah, one of the main questions
about Kinnebalu is wide a Korean love so much? Oh,
the photos must have a massive because that's a huge

(27:06):
amount of It's a it is a photogenic it is
like a hot model of mountains. It is it's a
Victoria's Secret of.

Speaker 9 (27:14):
Mountains plays Fledchborne and Hailey.

Speaker 10 (27:18):
Silly little Pole. It is so silly, silly, silly that silly, silly, silly.

Speaker 1 (27:37):
Little pole Today. Does your partner help pay for your
Contracepcian Mm? So sometimes it's free, I know nothing about it.

Speaker 2 (27:45):
Sometimes it's government subsidized, so you pay either five bucks
or nothing.

Speaker 1 (27:50):
Yep. The Belinda that's free, isn't it? The Belinda's probably free, Jemima, Yeah,
it's heavily subsidized. The one I was on.

Speaker 2 (27:57):
Until I came off at.

Speaker 1 (27:59):
Well was not free.

Speaker 2 (28:01):
It was like one hundred, one hundred and twenty bucks
six months.

Speaker 1 (28:05):
Wow, Okay, I think ye. Yeah, And there's lots of them.

Speaker 2 (28:11):
There's dumb thing about it is like the sort of
generic ones are free and the ones that people with
different issues are.

Speaker 1 (28:17):
Generally not subsidized.

Speaker 2 (28:19):
Yeah, right, Like my the one I was on was
was good for pcos, but they're that was not subsidized.

Speaker 1 (28:24):
Right. But then there's other forms of contraception, aren't there. Yeah,
Connie's sundominiums yep. Damns. The withdrawal method, Yeah, it's free.
It's a really good one. Yeah, it's free though. Abstinence.

Speaker 2 (28:40):
Yeah, but when I before me and Aaron joined finances where.

Speaker 1 (28:44):
Lego has another form of contraception. How is he doing, Lego?
You got no time for sex. When you're finished, you're like,
look at my lego, Look at my lego, Look at
my lego. And she just gets so turned off. No
one's having.

Speaker 2 (28:56):
Yeah right, yeah, yeah, Aaron used to pay for half,
and then now our money is our money, so it's joined.

Speaker 1 (29:01):
It's nice that he did because i mean, look, he
doesn't want a kid, and you're like, yeah, will you
pay for it? Looking at these parle results anyways, people said, no,
my partner does not help pay for my contraception twenty years.
Even if it's subsidized, you're still paying for the doctor. Yeah,
oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (29:20):
And you but with being on the pill, you often
you can't just go on it and just get the
you know, over the phone prescriptions.

Speaker 1 (29:27):
Yeah, they're like, way you they got to do that.

Speaker 2 (29:29):
Chicky blood pressure, this high chance of blood clots. You
can die from being on the pill, ruins your life.

Speaker 1 (29:36):
Don't contribute. Carmen says, yes, if by a contraception you
mean we just don't have six Okay.

Speaker 2 (29:46):
Okay, well that feels like a conversation maybe you could
have with your partner.

Speaker 1 (29:49):
Cow says joint account. So yeah, I guess whether he
likes it or not. Probably doesn't even know. Oh mind
unless you said, yes, he did by getting a snip.
Oh yeah, you haven't had the snip yet. Nah.

Speaker 2 (30:04):
Shit, we just sort of stopped talking about that. Well,
you getting it done, Yeah it was. I just got
so much on Yeah, no, says Louise.

Speaker 1 (30:14):
I started the pill for my own house reasons year
years before I was sexually active, and that's not his
responsibility in my opinion. Okay, it's a sheared responsibility now.
But if you're happy to take care of it, and
I don't want to, but if you want to, you
don't agree though, I don't know. I don't know. Alie says,
the NHS kindly inserted my IUD for free. Why anyone

(30:37):
would pay for that experience is beyond me. We have
heard it's painful, Sarah. I got an IUD pretty early
on in our relationship, and he paid for it. He
said it was the least he could do. Plus, he
came to the appointment with me and let me squeeze
the shes out of his hand as it got done.
He's a good one though. Yeah, nice, he's a good man.
He's a good boy. Serena. I said, we lesbian, and

(30:58):
then a thumbs up, Okay, we're lesbian. Good listening, good morning,
good morning, and your thousands. As always, we're happy to
have you here. That boyish looking lesbians. Oh my god.
At the House of Dragon premiere, a little bit of
song going on there? See that one to the group check,

(31:19):
Oh gosh, it's so spot on. Maddy said, I didn't
even know this was a discussion to have. Well, mate,
if it's costing you money, yeah, you totally. You're in
this together. Yeah. In fact, you're kind of taking the
parlor however, you you're doing all the we were not
in it together. Financely. He can absolutely cover that. I'm sure.

(31:40):
That's Today's Today, No. Fourteen past seven. We're talking about
vacations a bit on the show today. You know why,
it's because it's so cold. It's we're getting into winter
and this morning is are very cold around the country.

Speaker 2 (31:54):
We're just over a couple of weeks away with ourselves
from taking our mid year break of us are going
away with friends, I believe. But next on the show,
I want to discuss what kind of vacation fringe you are.
There's categories as one the anal routendive organizer.

Speaker 1 (32:10):
Yeah yeah, okay, yeah, no, no, you're on this list.

Speaker 5 (32:17):
Play play old start this morning currently minus five and
christ it's four degrees in Wellington Hamilton currently seven Auckland ten.

Speaker 1 (32:31):
That's it's I feel like it's changing so much.

Speaker 2 (32:35):
Like we're Cody's changing.

Speaker 1 (32:40):
All right, lefty climate change isn't real, lefty uh.

Speaker 2 (32:45):
Anyway, lots of us want to get out of here,
go on vacation and we'll talk to yesterday. It's Europe
summer time. People are going away yeap, heating for the warmth,
and a lot of people, yeah they do. Okay, so
here's a lit list. Oh well, it's sort of I
guess maybe a quiz of sorts or it's almost like
a BuzzFeed little you know, like what kind of what

(33:06):
friend friend do you?

Speaker 1 (33:08):
What vacation friend do you?

Speaker 2 (33:10):
Because I've traveled a little bit with friends, I don't know.
I'm trying to work out myself on this because I'm
a little bit of everything.

Speaker 1 (33:17):
Here's the list.

Speaker 2 (33:18):
Okay, you're the planner mate, that's me, that's flat's me.
You've been coordinating the trip for months. You're at the
airport hours ahead of time.

Speaker 1 (33:27):
That's me. You've already got all the visas. I'm the
one turning up being like, way do you need a
visa to go here? That's Vaughn checked that beforehand.

Speaker 2 (33:36):
Your itinery is a lot and and solid. You've got
outfits that are sensible and planned for.

Speaker 1 (33:41):
Where you're going.

Speaker 2 (33:43):
You've got the right shoes on at the airport. You're
not wearing work boots or chucks annoying because they make
you take those off. When can we stop with the
high top chucks at the airport?

Speaker 1 (33:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (33:57):
What am I hiding in this canvas slip on on shirt?

Speaker 1 (34:00):
Like get blades?

Speaker 2 (34:03):
Yeah, but I can hide blades in my low to
sensible outfits on the plane.

Speaker 1 (34:11):
This is you, that's me. I'm the planner. I'm the planner.
Nothing is left up to chance. I don't like to
plan too much, Like I like to plan the basics,
like the flights and accommodation, maativities maybe the odd thing.
But I don't like to research like locations too much
because I still like to want to discover and discover
thing totally. Yeah, Okay, you're a little bit of the planet.

Speaker 2 (34:32):
You're the party friend is the next vacation friend style
when the vacation plans hit the group chair. You've already
got a handful of hot spots, bars to go to.

Speaker 1 (34:43):
You've paid to calm down. You're not so.

Speaker 2 (34:45):
Into like practical accessories, like you know, a money belt,
a beige money beout.

Speaker 1 (34:51):
You've got your hottest little outfits sorted.

Speaker 2 (34:54):
You don't look hot. You're going for the fun times.
I don't think I'm this. I like to party, but
we don't want holiday. I'm like, I don't really care
what I'm wearing. Yeah, I'll wear bloody sorong to the club. Okay,
you're the mum friend, not to be confused with the
plan of friend. Right, You've got the big bag. You're
carrying everyone's phone. You've got band aids and hand sanitizer

(35:17):
and mince.

Speaker 1 (35:17):
You've got water for your friends. You've got your anti
hangover pearls.

Speaker 2 (35:21):
You've got a little bit of extra space in all
of your bags so that you can be you know,
adding things as you go and looking after people.

Speaker 1 (35:27):
Very mumsy. That's not me, that's not me. You're the
actual mum.

Speaker 2 (35:34):
The kids are in toe no in laws.

Speaker 1 (35:39):
You can just leave kids.

Speaker 2 (35:40):
You've made sure the venue's family friendly, leave them at home.
You've got a g rated vacation. You were wearing something,
you know, covered up, still chic. Okay, that's not no
song bikinis. Okay, that's not the one. Okay, here's the
other type of vacation.

Speaker 1 (35:56):
Friends. You could be the photographer. This is me for sure.

Speaker 2 (36:00):
I always make sure that everyone gets a good photo
of themselves. I'm always the one to be like, hey,
everyone get together, we're gonna have a photo. Gonna do us?
You know everyone's angles. Yeah, you like, you'll come home
from a holiday and your phone is full of photos
of other people, but you've got none of yourself because
my friends aren't.

Speaker 1 (36:14):
It's good to taking photos. And I don't know if
it's because I'm a manger, but I'm always that kind
of person that takes a great photo of all my
friends and then they can't take photos properly. I am
that's because that is because you're a mainger.

Speaker 4 (36:29):
It is.

Speaker 1 (36:32):
At that so I thought I actually thought I was
just a great photographer. This is what it's like. Holiday.

Speaker 2 (36:37):
You can take a good photo holiday with Aaron Is.
I'm like I'm like, off set you from the center
of it, and.

Speaker 1 (36:44):
I'm going to point five years, get the tree looks
really big.

Speaker 2 (36:47):
And I'll get Aaron and I'll take a photo and
I'll just stand there and then he'll like, zoom in.

Speaker 1 (36:53):
Your pension.

Speaker 2 (36:54):
We zoom in and post okay and post the quality
the photo is not compromised. Yeah, there's no light in consideration.
He has zero regard for angles and poses.

Speaker 1 (37:06):
I will take photos that I want to be like
taken of my friends and then show them this is
where you stand, this is where I stand, This is
what I wanted to talk more of, this lesson that
I'm trying to find one photo like I can't. It's
not funny. It but we went to.

Speaker 2 (37:22):
Thailand, Aaron and I, and every single photo of him
is like great, the background, his sun angles, I'm trying
to catch him looking whimsical.

Speaker 1 (37:30):
He taking a whimsical, candid photo of me. Yeah, but
then when it Yeah, so you're you're more than photographer.
Yeah yeah. Every holiday group needs one of those people. Yeah, yeah,
they do. I don't think you've named any I'm not
any of these. You're just there. I'm left out. You're
just there.

Speaker 2 (37:49):
What does if you're left out, what would warn be
the party guy, the one who's there, the one, the
one who's there, the one who just basically told to
turn up, I'll be there.

Speaker 1 (37:57):
Yeah. I feel like you've.

Speaker 2 (38:00):
Just kind of positioning yourself on life to be organized.
For Yes, here's an example, just for you to have
a nice little laugh. Okay, here's a great photo I
took of erin in Thailand. It's great closed, he's holding
a drink. There's street lights in the back, there's fiery lights.

Speaker 1 (38:16):
Almost looks a lot of nineties. It's got to be yeah,
you know, but it's part of the blue. It's a blur,
a beautiful photo. Here's a photo he took of me.
Now he's got the light or wrongs.

Speaker 2 (38:28):
You can't see the iman silla wet that where it's
just no regard.

Speaker 1 (38:33):
They can't even see my smile. It's just terrible. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (38:40):
But it's not for him for Instagram. It's for me
to look back and be like, look.

Speaker 1 (38:45):
How great. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (38:46):
Yeah, anyway, well we've got to do things. Play and Haley,
this is interesting information because this is kind of not
how I not why I thought I love a whole shower.

Speaker 1 (39:01):
So Efe online. Women online are going.

Speaker 2 (39:03):
Like we love a burning, scolding, hot shower, Like when
I get out of the shower, I want my chest
to be red to its core. Yeah, And then men
on were jumping on being like, yes, I can't get
in the shower after my partner if orys share a
shower with them, because it's like literally burning me to death.

Speaker 1 (39:22):
Why is that?

Speaker 4 (39:23):
So?

Speaker 1 (39:24):
Is because in the office you're always like turn the
heater down. This is why.

Speaker 2 (39:27):
Because so this is There's a doctor, doctor Sirmid Masers,
a London based doctor.

Speaker 1 (39:34):
He jumped online.

Speaker 2 (39:35):
And was like, here's why, and it's all to do
with your menstrual cycle and like your higher women have
a naturally higher core body temperature which helps keep out
in the organs nice and toasty so that we can
make babies, right, that's all we're here for.

Speaker 1 (39:51):
Baby. Even have a job as almost useless. I should
be making I should.

Speaker 2 (39:55):
Be baking a baby, that's what. And then keeping the
baby alive, that's my job. I'm just here like I
don't know, no reason, no purpose.

Speaker 1 (40:07):
Ah.

Speaker 2 (40:08):
So having a core a warmer core body temperature means
that we're more sensitive to the cold, and this is
why we'men not often like oh I feel cold, because
we need more to keep us warm, and then enduring
our cycle during ovulation, our temperature sensitivity is like peaking,
and we want to.

Speaker 1 (40:27):
Be warmer and warmer and warmer and warm and warmer.
Hence why the hot shower.

Speaker 2 (40:30):
Hence why we're having really hot showers. Now, that's a
medical reason to it. I was like, oh, no, that's
that's never me because I do run so hot all
the time.

Speaker 1 (40:39):
I am never cold.

Speaker 2 (40:43):
Keep every morning we keep saying, oh, yeah, it's getting colder,
I'm like, oh my god, hurry up because I am
too hot.

Speaker 1 (40:50):
But I don't know why I like it. I just
like the feeling on my skin. Now.

Speaker 2 (40:53):
I started doing this when I first started getting XMA
because you're not you're not supposed to scratch it, but
if you put hot water on.

Speaker 1 (41:01):
It, it feels like you're ritching it, and that would
feel it actually aggravating it heat.

Speaker 2 (41:08):
Bit, but you're not actually getting your fingernails in there.

Speaker 1 (41:12):
And this is most females, or every female it runs
a hot shower. Yeah, I had no idea. Yeah, and
do you know why?

Speaker 2 (41:17):
It's because there's always that idea that like women are
always cold, may being the exception. So that is to
do with the fact that women obviously have a higher
body fat percentage in general than men. Are same thing
to keep out, to keep lots of fat and warmth
around our reproductive organs, and so men have more skeletal

(41:41):
muscle known as thermogenic. The muscle is called a thermogenic
organ which makes heat. So your muscles are making more heat,
keeping you warmer in general, whereas we've got more fat
than muscles, so we're all cold.

Speaker 1 (41:53):
We're cold and fat. What a fun body. But then
we were.

Speaker 2 (41:58):
Talking about this in studio, being like, yeah, I absolutely
love a burning hot shower and car when you're the same.

Speaker 1 (42:03):
Oh my god, hot the skin off. There's nothing better.
Scorch me. And then you're in. You're in for a bush.
And then you're like I can take more.

Speaker 2 (42:10):
Yeah, And then tip tap to the left, You're like,
I reckon, I could go more.

Speaker 1 (42:14):
And sometimes I'll get out of the shower, but I
need to sit down a little faint. I'm going to
literally pass out. Like you're on the verge of burning
your skin. One part of your body can take the
most intensity. Chest. Really, I'll turn the back to it
and go like that and just more sensitive.

Speaker 2 (42:33):
Yeah, maybe maybe I've got more fanniness.

Speaker 1 (42:36):
On the front. You you just say she's got fat.

Speaker 2 (42:45):
You put those words those big fat longer.

Speaker 1 (42:50):
Yeah, no, wonder you on the front and then you
winked and kind of that went coming on like that
professional environment, meaning you've got baps and so the water
like you know what, Oh god, God, this is madness.

(43:13):
You're a monsul.

Speaker 2 (43:16):
What you're not saying, listener, is that he's sitting in
front of me with his hands like claws like and he.

Speaker 1 (43:22):
Goes like that.

Speaker 2 (43:26):
God, I'm trying to share some utical research here as
to why women can handle a hot shower and you've
objectified me.

Speaker 1 (43:33):
Yeah, I apologize because I'm nothing, But.

Speaker 2 (43:39):
I didn't say that fat reproductive system with a delicious
set of glorious baps.

Speaker 1 (43:46):
Okay, Next, no, apologize to women everywhere everywhere. I apologize,
thank you because you put those words into my mouth
or warn deaed and then about an apologies that it
should never have a BT.

Speaker 2 (44:03):
Okay, yeah, actually apology with an apologizes.

Speaker 1 (44:08):
Next on the show Apple and had a bunch of
announcements yesterday. Now, depending on which way you look at
this particular announcement. It's either great news or bad news.
I want to get into announcements. Plays Flitch Voorne and Haley.
You chanced to play five on time very soon eight

(44:29):
o'clock eight thousand dollars as the current jackpot. Yesterday Apple
had a big announcement day. Did Tim do no some
other guy and then he did parkourp down some stairs
and it was weird. Tim did no another guy the
other guy, but he didn't look par cory.

Speaker 6 (44:47):
It was weird.

Speaker 1 (44:47):
It was very weird. It was very weird. Anyway, ol
hard cool park or like i'd say, semi mono hard
hour roll course, we're jumping down. It was pretty wild.
One of the things they said this Apple presentation sparkle.
Then now it's a whole bunch of things because you

(45:08):
you do the Apple rings on your watch. Yep, you're
going to be able to take a rest day cheap
because you know how we just wind them down when
we want to rest day. Ah, you're going to get
you rest days. That skirt wasn't one of the big announcements.
One of the big things they did say that you'll
be able to do is lock an appeah. So you
can't see it on your phone and you can't open it. Well,

(45:30):
the only you can yeah wait, but how do you
do it? Face? Okay, so so it's still possible to
get into it. It's still there, but you can you'll
be able to lock individual apps.

Speaker 2 (45:42):
With those apps, you could have no thumbnail and you
could only find it through going through settings.

Speaker 1 (45:48):
That was another way of hiding them. Yeah. So if
you had Tinder.

Speaker 2 (45:53):
Or photos photos or sixy things, yeah, you could even Yeah,
you could either lock it so that no one can
get into it, or you can just like not have
it on your phone.

Speaker 1 (46:05):
So if someone was looking through your phone, yeah.

Speaker 2 (46:07):
They wouldn't be able to see it unless they went
in face scan and then went to settings.

Speaker 1 (46:11):
Because if now you just need the pin number to
get into your partner's fine, yeah, this is the example
we're using, and then you've got everything. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (46:18):
I mean.

Speaker 1 (46:21):
If your partner does open up your phone and sees
an app and tries to open it and this says
this is a locked app. Yeah yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (46:28):
So do you know that one of the major things
is that they're now merging chat GPT with Siri. Yeah,
Siri's there, so you go, Hey, Siri, and if she's
like Dilly delllying faffing about like a lulally, it'll divert
to chat cheap GPT and use AI to kind of
late to a whole bunch of things. So you could

(46:49):
even go if there was like an online form in
your emails, you could be like, hey surih or hey
chat GPT, find my license and attach it to this
and it will go through your emails. You know how
there's always a version of your life license in your.

Speaker 1 (47:00):
Emails or for your photos.

Speaker 2 (47:03):
You could use it and be like, hey chet GPT,
remove Erin from my photos. Say we split up and
I don't have to sit there in the midst of
heart break. Yeah, yeah, deleting every trace of Aaron from
my life. You just be like, hate Sury, remove Erin
from my life.

Speaker 1 (47:19):
But out of Adam series stop, out of all of
these I love him. Out of all of these announcements. Yesterday,
that one where you can lock an app was the
one that everybody was talking about because they were like
a Cheetahs Paradise online.

Speaker 2 (47:35):
It almost there being like is this new iOS eighteen
literally just for cheaters? Because there's so many features. Have
you never been able to put a passcoat on a
certain app. You can, you can, but you can all
and there are some apps that you can use face
to get into. It is locked and then there's hidden Yeah,

(47:56):
so there you'll be able to hide. Remember the calculator,
Yeah with the folks, right, that's right. It was a
it's a calculator, but it was naughty photos. It was
a calculator, but it had like either a plus next
to it or it was calculated with a full stop,
and it looked like the calculator thumb now, and then
you click on it, and then you.

Speaker 1 (48:12):
Put in a pass code and then all your nudy
photos are in there. Unbelievable. I know. Well, this is
what we wanted to ask this morning. Have you ever
had an instance in the past where somebody was snooping
on your phone or you've found something on a partner
this phone because you you just you thought, I think
they're cheating. Yeah, I feel like something's going on here.

Speaker 2 (48:32):
What did you catch on someone's phone or get caught?
Because there's more than just photos.

Speaker 1 (48:37):
There's aw sort you could have. You could think something's up,
but then you just find out who's about to propose
to you and you've just ruined it. Oh that happens.
It does because this is only because they start acting
weird and out of character. Yeah, totally, and then you
just say, well, what's happening, so you go looking.

Speaker 2 (48:54):
Most of the time there's this A real common thing
of people preparing to propose, is that the person proposing
steps back so much because they're nervous, and then the
person getting proposed to things that they're.

Speaker 1 (49:02):
Going to get dumped water roller coaster.

Speaker 2 (49:04):
So okay, maybe you're in a heterosexual relationship and you
went on your husband's phone and maybe there was a
little grinder app on them. Curiosity, it's gay yellow Pages,
the gazer. It's literally only to get phone numbers.

Speaker 1 (49:21):
Yeah, like gay plumbers, gay electricians. It's just grinders all
you want to support. And that's the only reason a
straight man would have that on their phone. Yes to
go like, I want to find myself a gay gardener.
And that's why those angral white guys are like, they
move here and they only socialize with people like them.
They're talking about gays. Yeah, right, turns out. Okay, wait

(49:45):
a hundred dars any we want to tell you calls now?
You can text here as well nine six nine six
messages Flitch been canceled. No FLI, I've decided not to
cancel Fletch after re googled my by. I just said
that the whole to get through the breast to heat
you up. That's what I meant by that comic. Anyway,
back to what we're talking about, when what did you discover?

Speaker 2 (50:05):
What did you snoop on someone's phone or vice versa,
did you get caught with something on your phone?

Speaker 1 (50:09):
Give us a.

Speaker 4 (50:11):
Play play.

Speaker 2 (50:16):
We want to know what you snooped on someone's phone,
or maybe what someone discovered on your phone that they
shouldn't have. Because the new iOS eighteen for Apple has
been called a Cheetahs paradise.

Speaker 1 (50:27):
Because you're not only you're not only going to be
able to lock an app, you're going to be able
to hide it in a folder completely or.

Speaker 2 (50:34):
Together gone, never to be discovered by anyone who may
go looking. Also, this kid, you know, kids use your
phone and whatnot sometimes don't be good.

Speaker 1 (50:42):
That's probably a good thing for that ap. Some apps.
You might not want your kids to be able to
accessor hide your games and your YouTube so that when
kids are like, do you have your tube on your phone.
I don't all the time. Yeah, I actually don't have
that app. I don't have any games. Don't screw my algorithm, twirp.
So we want to know for me this morning, what

(51:03):
someone went snooping on your phone and found Georgia. What happened?

Speaker 6 (51:09):
So there was an incident on my road. We had
a car going up and down and stalking a few
young females. Goodness, I had to call the police, and
when they arrived, I was showing them the vehicle and
the videos that I had, and I swiped too far
and I forgot that I had some spicy photos.

Speaker 3 (51:30):
Yes, in my recent yes, and the cops saw it.

Speaker 6 (51:36):
I panicked, dropped my phone.

Speaker 1 (51:40):
What a cool, calm response.

Speaker 6 (51:42):
Two weeks later, my car got hit by a drunk
driver and the cops that arrived on the scene, with
the same cops that saw my spicy photos.

Speaker 1 (51:57):
Did they make any comment in the moment, like, oh,
here she.

Speaker 6 (52:00):
Is and I just keeping how spicy?

Speaker 1 (52:06):
How spicy are we talking, Georgia? Yeah, very spicy, which
was tire sweet chili sauce.

Speaker 4 (52:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (52:16):
But do you know you can already like hide photos
from your camera role that's already a thing.

Speaker 8 (52:22):
Yeah, I just forgot that was a thing.

Speaker 1 (52:26):
Yeah, totally and hide and it makes a folder called
it headden. Yeah, so that's already a thing. Spit on
the matter because sometimes you pick up my phone you
feel his whole body tints Georgia, thank you. Some messages
in Ah my brother asked to borrow my phone to
google something. He opened it and quickly gave it back

(52:47):
because I'd forgotten to shut down my incognito mode TISA
on the other side of his sister's interests that day.
Oh that's that's so much. Oh God, found all these
messages to girls that he'd sent. He'd sent the messages
and no girls had replied. That was embarrassing for her.
This was someone that was cheating. Yeah so no, no, no, no, no,

(53:11):
no he was. He was trying his hardest, but he
wasn't officially cheating. And all these messages he'd sent to girls,
none of them have girls had replied. So much worse.
And then I've found screenshots of my close friend from
social media that he had been saving photos of her
for his own pleasure, and some adult some adult content
that can only be described as Grandma themed. Safe to say,

(53:31):
we're no longer to get out. This is twenty fifteen.
I used this fingerprint to get his phone while he
was sleeping. Oh my gosh, that's amazing. Only relationship I've
ever really felt the urge to do this, and Wow,
absolutely had the jackpot of what I was looking for.
That's inverable. Okay, keep your tics coming. At nine six
ninety six. Only eight hundred dollars as the number the

(53:53):
things that you've snooped on somebody's phone or somebody has
found on your phone. There are some juicy things being
discovered on phones here.

Speaker 6 (54:01):
Now.

Speaker 2 (54:02):
We're not advocating for snooping on a phone, by the way,
I think that's an invasion of privacy, but I get
it if there is suspicious suspicions lurking. Yeah, you know,
sometimes you've got to you've got to confirm something for yourself.

Speaker 1 (54:14):
Yep. We want to know this morning what you found
snooping on someone's phone or what someone's found on yours,
because yesterday Apple announced that you'll be able to hide
apps completely. Can you then read some of these? Are
we going to need a spellover? I was at a
coffee shop. Oh, there might be Okay, I was at
a coffee shop waiting in line, and I was at

(54:35):
the truck on the phone. No, I was in a
coffee truck coffee shop, waiting in line, and the girl
in front of me opened her phone and opened a browser,
obviously to google something. But it was still on corn Tub,
a very popular internet we've said, where people put a
whole lot of corn in the bathtub.

Speaker 6 (54:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (54:51):
Watch her, that was the last thing she'd been on.
She obviously knew I was behind her, spun around and
looked on embarrassed, and I panicked and did the eyebrow wiggle.

Speaker 2 (55:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (55:09):
I found lovey w messages on my boyfriend's phone. Rang
the number to see who this person was. Discovered the
messages were to his fiance of two years. I introduced
myself and apologized and left them to it for you and.

Speaker 2 (55:22):
Say of two years, caught my hobby cheating, kicked him
out of family sharing on Apple. He got back in,
restored all the apps. Tinder and Grinder appeared on the
kids iPhones.

Speaker 1 (55:36):
Ah, you got to sink situation, lordie, Lordie, that was
an interesting conversation. The family sharing. All the iCloud trips,
people aren't a because people forget the photos sync to
every device. Yeah, well, that's another one from the family thing.
We'd a family Apple set up. My wife and I separated,
and then one day a weird app turned up on

(55:57):
the last page of my apps. I was like, what's
this app? Opened it up. It was a dating app
for people looking for specifically rich partners. She was just like, oh, okay,
I need to obviously get them. Yeah, to be with
someone with a little bit of cash. Despair.

Speaker 2 (56:11):
Someone did this search my name on a friend's phone
to send myself some pictures. We're just taken. So maybe
I went into messages. No, A whole bunch of conversations
came up with her talking about me.

Speaker 1 (56:25):
It's terrible. I caught my ex sending pregnancy test pictures
of pregnancy tests to what I was told at the
time was your gay best friend. It turns out he
wasn't gay, and they that pregnancy test was the result
of them doing getting pregnant from it. My work may
plug iPhone into the work computer, had the wrong button.
I uploaded all of her photos and some were the

(56:47):
real Oh my god, kill me. They naughty. At three,
my mother checked partner's phone that was charging next to
her and found some apps. Some apps, some dating apps,
gay dating xs okay, so plus messages and so woke
him up and kicked him out. Great. I didn't like him,
but now she's back with him and I don't speak

(57:08):
to her.

Speaker 2 (57:09):
I got my ex trying to have ivy if baby
was babies with his ex girlfriend behind my back?

Speaker 1 (57:14):
What that's a full on process. That's so there. Oh
my god. I found a video on my partner's phone
of him having sex with a woman, and then I
later realized that woman was me and that video had
been taken without my knowledge or conceit. That's oh, oh gosh,
Oh my gosh. There are some juicy messages.

Speaker 2 (57:34):
Yeah, on no, I'd been showing my mom pictures of
our recent holiday. Swipe swipe, swipe, swipe, Oh.

Speaker 1 (57:43):
One too far? Q a horrible five minutes.

Speaker 2 (57:45):
Now that's from James, So that's a son to a mother.
Swipe swape swipe. Remember that that's a lot bigger now, mum.

Speaker 1 (57:53):
Somebody said, and the photos, they did that thing where
you zoom out and you can see on a map
where all the photos were taken, and I noticed he
had lots of photos taken it in Vericago, And I said,
when did you go to Vcago. I was dating someone
from Vericago. I did not that they weren't from Vcago.
Oh wait, but they weren't cheating on someone and then

(58:13):
flying Togo to have an a fear. No, they just
lied and said they weren't Fromago. From Yeah, you got
so many phones in in Vericago, like thousands of them. Fine,
I was born there and Hailey, I had.

Speaker 2 (58:31):
An MRI and my spine yesterday, just evenone. I'm just
we being bombarded, I think. Is the text machine being
bombarded with concern?

Speaker 1 (58:39):
It's actually not, is it?

Speaker 4 (58:41):
Holy shit?

Speaker 1 (58:43):
Someone said I thought you were still doing human Shazam.
What a weird interest song. No, we've moved on the
largest point of concern on the text machine. No, you're
people more worried about winning money right than your health.

Speaker 2 (58:55):
It turns you've not been an outpouring of concern. Because
I mentioned that I was in a hospital gown yesterday.

Speaker 1 (59:00):
You didn't do that thing where you hospital fished car upload.

Speaker 2 (59:04):
I did take our photo, but mostly because your boobs
are all loose, they're all sort of.

Speaker 1 (59:09):
Bapping around in the gown because you can't wear a bras.
It's important when you do put up a photo in
a hospital gown to have zero context or any explanation. Yeah,
you've got to put something super vague, like I guess
you will know the answer. So yeah, finally yeah, yeah,
I like that, or like.

Speaker 2 (59:25):
I don't want to talk about it yeaheah, yeah yeah, No,
I got to do my rye because I've talked about
I've got this like weird nerve damage in my leg
and you have to just get a quick little precautionary
scan of the spine to make sure that it's not
coming from the back because the bloody goes everywhere.

Speaker 1 (59:41):
You've had an MRI before, Yeah, I'm a kidnaped, Yeah,
because I had my first one that I can remember.
I don't know if I had one when I was
a kid. I don't know. I've never had one. It's bizarre,
is it the tube me on your tears it out?
Is that right? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (59:59):
Oh my god?

Speaker 1 (59:59):
So oh side little step here.

Speaker 2 (01:00:03):
They ask you, you know, if you've got any implants
or anything like that, and I was like, no, I've
got a dental wire on the back of my teeth,
but that's it.

Speaker 1 (01:00:10):
And they're always like, that's fine, it's you know, the
wrong metal or whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:00:14):
Then I went to jam my hair up in a ponytail,
and I felt I've got little hair extensions and there
it's like they're sewing, but they put these little clips
into like so onto, and I was like, oh my god,
oh my god. And I was looking up online like
here extensions MR, and they're like, no, you can't do that.

Speaker 1 (01:00:30):
It's middle in your head. And I was like, I'm
going they could literally go through into your brain because
the magnets out. Yeah, they're made of silicon, the little beads,
so don't matter. End ringing. I just googled and I
remember the story. Eighteenth of December twenty twenty three, a
fifty seven year old female patient was shot in the
butteck by her own concealed weapon when it was triggered

(01:00:52):
by the MRI machine. Wait where was it in the
tube with it? I was in the room, either in
the room or in the tube. But yeah, don't We're like,
you wear a gown, you but then you're undies and socks. Yeah,
so maybe it was next to her. Oh yeah, weird,
that's wild.

Speaker 4 (01:01:09):
Eh.

Speaker 1 (01:01:09):
Yeah. So I was in a panic.

Speaker 2 (01:01:11):
I was like trying to wring them on my way
because I only just realized as I had to leave
the house, I was like, oh my god, my here,
you would have to cut it off. No, I would
have had to have canceled, gone and get them taken
out and then gone back.

Speaker 1 (01:01:22):
But it was fine. They're made of silicon. I wrung
the place, so it was all sort of anyway they
attached with silicon is like glue.

Speaker 2 (01:01:28):
Nah, they're like these little rings and they slide up
your hair and they pinch it around and then when
they get the heir, that's what they sew into it.

Speaker 1 (01:01:36):
So they've got something to sort of like hold the
right because I'm here for when you what what is
that thing you do to sheep? Dag them? When you
dag them? Not at all. It was just rubber with
the silicon ball thing ah you put around you dock.

Speaker 2 (01:01:52):
Them you kind of you just pinch it around your
own here and then the fake here gets sewn onto
that thing rather than sewn into your hair, so it
doesn't just slide out. Okay, anyway, they're made of rubber.
It didn't matter anyway.

Speaker 1 (01:02:03):
That was the panic. Then I get there. I wondered
why digging because that is also the but that's the
removal of heir around the Yeah I suppose, I suppose.
So anyway, that's all fine. I get to the.

Speaker 2 (01:02:15):
Place, get take off all my stuff, put on the gown,
take a photo forget to upload.

Speaker 1 (01:02:20):
So I got no sympathy. Do they like see you
like you've got the gown on it? Do they it's
not an X ray A because do they like see
you like? Is it like the airport?

Speaker 2 (01:02:30):
They're like, okay, yeah, I don't know, because I've had
an X ray on my palvils before.

Speaker 1 (01:02:34):
Remember I showed you guys shadow flaps, yes, Holy Mole
which was Gandalas and the Lord of the Rings. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
shadow flaps, shadow flaps on the third day or whatever.
Look to the they see some things. Sun comes up
in there, Gandalf running your shadow flaps and see your
your Pepe too, wouldn't my gosh, please don't use such

(01:02:55):
profanities on the show. I'm sorry. Willie definitely never shied
away from the calling it what it is.

Speaker 2 (01:03:04):
I've had a friend that said an MRI spinal MRI
and she had a tampon and you can see it
when you're like, I know, but you're like, of course,
you're not just.

Speaker 1 (01:03:14):
Gonna take it out. I've seen people get an X
ray on the on the area and you can see
that they've just got like a massive who who was
that famous? That's right, Andy Murray put x ray and
you could see his penis. Oh yeah, sorry, pp we
we's his pp we wee. Yeah, totally.

Speaker 2 (01:03:35):
Anyway, so it was fine. I went into the mri
I thing and then you're like, you've got to stay
still the whole time. But it's so loud that they
give you those little foam ear plugs and they put
on headphones and they say, do you want to listen
to the radio today? They listened to the radio in there.
They don't put on like a calming soundtrack or something.
You choose your station, so of course I said news place,
chuck on, z it in.

Speaker 1 (01:03:57):
And as they put on my.

Speaker 2 (01:03:58):
Headphones before they leave the room to change the station
to the station you've chosen, can't help but realize that
we are not the default station.

Speaker 1 (01:04:07):
Oh really, headphones? Yeah, put it on. It might have
been the person before you. Yeah, maybe, well the person
before me loves it. But a more fim was probably
did you see the person before you?

Speaker 4 (01:04:19):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:04:19):
I didn't, But on they went and I said, chuck
on Zim and they said, oh awesome. They put it
on and it wasn't and it was more of him
and they and they didn't change it. Now I can't
help but feel that this was a direct target.

Speaker 1 (01:04:30):
I don't they never changed it to your requested. It
didn't change with Morphim the whole time, so much Ronan
keating like a roaster. They played every ten minutes, keating,
Robbie Williams. It was just like on rotation.

Speaker 2 (01:04:45):
Yeah, I keet waiting for it to change over to
Love Georgia so I could support my friend.

Speaker 1 (01:04:49):
Yeah, and it didn't change.

Speaker 2 (01:04:53):
So it's sort of I mean, good music, roading, keating,
Life's the roller coaster.

Speaker 1 (01:04:57):
Maybe we could play that a little bit more, was
some feedback I took, right, Okay, No, I don't know
if we care, if we should nixt. What have we got? No,
we're not playing running for max Is.

Speaker 2 (01:05:07):
That's sort of oh yeah, that's sort of a bit current.
Why we don't need to play current music. There's all
this good stuff that was made the roller coaster.

Speaker 1 (01:05:17):
I'm Kylie and Robbie Williams said, heads, what to do it?

Speaker 4 (01:05:22):
What to do it?

Speaker 1 (01:05:24):
You see that's that sounds like painful torture. When you
can't move in an m R, it looks just like that,
and you can when you like. Somebody somebody asked me
and they said they had an MRI and they said,
what sat you want to listen to? And they said
any and they walked down and they put it on
the breeze.

Speaker 4 (01:05:39):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:05:41):
Sorry, someone hates a camp hates us at the m
R place.

Speaker 2 (01:05:45):
I do know we're not We're not the default? Can
we Who sault aluminodentis?

Speaker 1 (01:05:49):
Who sent health authority? You complain to it? There's a
medical malpractice because this feels like this feels like a
gauze left inside me. I don't know if I go
to that similar leaving you guys have gone deep into
the pool. Every feels targeted how I started with it.

(01:06:10):
When the doctor goes when you drop on the scales,
it feels about that sort of attack, like scale not
cutting off the wrong kind of malpractice. Yeah, someone else.
I was having radiation for breast cancer and they said
what radio station you would listened to? And I said
Zidim And they had the radio station playing the song
Staying Alive. I thought that I believe sets on us.

(01:06:31):
It sounds like somebody m R headquarters in our m
tick and one of our sites and the only station
we can get his new songs. He'd b that's a
painful lissen for someone in the main. Listen to that
humming ring of the machine.

Speaker 2 (01:06:43):
Dear someone else, this sounds sym doesn't work at the clinic.

Speaker 1 (01:06:52):
Well we must similar. We'll send a technician over. We'll
send a technician over and get them and get them
my heart radio app. Yeah I know. Yeah, that's hire
a full time technician in their jobs. We just take
reports of people whose workplaces wherever I can't get the
radio session we seen them in. Yeah, and so let
us change that for you. You fix it. I love that.

(01:07:12):
That's great. I bought a suitcase yesterday. I'm just so excited.
It's a big purchase.

Speaker 2 (01:07:21):
Yeah, I know, because I have never actually made a
good suitcase purchase.

Speaker 1 (01:07:26):
I've either had hand me downs or like.

Speaker 2 (01:07:29):
Op shop fines or the last one I bought was
just a real cheapie like I think it was like
seventy dollars and it burst apart in my last trap.

Speaker 1 (01:07:39):
And now it's and you'll never you'll never recover from
seeing your knickers going on the parausel.

Speaker 2 (01:07:45):
Yeah, yeah, it's it's literally mortifying. And I'm going away soon.
I've got quite a lot of travel to do at
the end of the year, and I actually do travel
a lot. And I was like, man, I've been like
fishing out my mum's sort of leftover yeah, suitcase from
the garage.

Speaker 1 (01:08:01):
Is it what you take when we go away on holiday?
A little we go away. I've just been doing duffle
bed work traps. There's always a duff all. Yeah, I know,
and I hate it. And also nobody's doing country road
duffels anymore, aren't they. I don't know. A yeah, girly, sorry,
we wanted to bring it. You look you look like
I've just offended you.

Speaker 2 (01:08:22):
That's the worst possible way, No, I know. I mean,
how many times to Carwen's bloody country road. I only
take that carry on, thank you very much.

Speaker 1 (01:08:32):
Yeah, country road.

Speaker 2 (01:08:33):
I don't trust it on a carousel, no, exactly, because
it's a Kansas sack.

Speaker 1 (01:08:37):
It's not it's not doing anything. I mean, I feel
like everyone had them, Like fifteen years I had one.

Speaker 2 (01:08:42):
I've still got a duff all, but it's my gym
back yeah, okay, So I bought a proper suitcase. It
is so nice, hard shell, hard shell. It's like a
drunk bright red, cheery red, like the color of my nails. Lovely,
and it's like this trunk start and I've got my
initials put on. I've gone out, like I'm really excited
for this.

Speaker 1 (01:08:59):
I'm like, I want I know.

Speaker 2 (01:09:02):
I was sort of saw it and was like, I've
been looking at these for a while now, you know,
they pop up being advertised to me, and I was like,
I'm thinking about it.

Speaker 1 (01:09:09):
And then you were like that's hot, and I was like, well,
fletch things.

Speaker 3 (01:09:12):
It's hot.

Speaker 1 (01:09:14):
I'll get it on the luggage influencer.

Speaker 4 (01:09:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:09:16):
Anyway, so I bought the suitcase in a bit of
a big purchase.

Speaker 2 (01:09:19):
Big moment, and then you were like, you've got to
eat pecking sounds and I've I've heavily. Carwen's clapping Charlotte
Carwen back so stupid, and then Karlen was like, you.

Speaker 1 (01:09:28):
Can fit way more and I was like, physically that's
not true. Yes, it is. Physically, it's the same amount
of stuff. So I've used packing and you and you're not.
They're not vacuum packed. So camar have like a set
what did you get you that came up?

Speaker 4 (01:09:43):
Once?

Speaker 2 (01:09:45):
The came up ones because I don't believe in them
as a system.

Speaker 1 (01:09:49):
I don't believe in so you're going to try. I'm
going to try.

Speaker 2 (01:09:52):
And lots of people say they came up ones are great? Right,
even because there's all sorts of expensive ones.

Speaker 1 (01:09:56):
I just love it. And have you used the packing sounds?
Do you use some voorn? We've got some Perkins cells,
raw Dog, roll it up and r Dog. They are like,
how great? Are they?

Speaker 6 (01:10:09):
Come on?

Speaker 1 (01:10:09):
They're the best? See I was the same. I was like,
they can't do that much.

Speaker 9 (01:10:13):
And then one day I was like, fine, I'll listen
to Fletch. I was going to tailor Swift. I had
a lot of clothing pecking cell I came.

Speaker 1 (01:10:21):
I came out packing cell influence, the luggage fluence. Yeah,
it's so handy.

Speaker 9 (01:10:26):
Because then when I was putting together outfits, I was like, Okay,
my pants are there, my skirts are there, tops are there.

Speaker 1 (01:10:31):
But I do that when I go away, I sort
of unpack. Do you like draws and hotels and motels draws?

Speaker 2 (01:10:39):
But I'll hang everything right Because even when I was
in Wellington doing my show right. I was there for
five nights and I unpacked everything one ear so I
can see not the pecking cells.

Speaker 1 (01:10:48):
If the thing about packing cells is you can just
put them on wherever on like the dress and your
undys are in one thing. I can do clothes, you
just put them out and you can actually say that
you're traveling and you're like a couple of nights here,
a couple of nights here, a couple of nights here.
It's solid.

Speaker 2 (01:11:03):
I just think fundamentally it's not changing any things because
you're you're constantly people saying you do fit more.

Speaker 1 (01:11:11):
No, you don't. They're not or you're not sucking the
ear out of them.

Speaker 9 (01:11:15):
Or for me, like when I went to Melbourne, I
was like, I'm gonna be strategic, I'm gonna pack outfit.
So then I packed and then like outfits all together.

Speaker 4 (01:11:23):
Then you know what you have.

Speaker 1 (01:11:24):
Here's an analogy. It's like chucking firewood onto a trailer.
If you just chuck it on, you'll more if you
if you pack it and stack it and rows nicely
and neatly. Is that a good analogy? That's good, that's good.
But if you roll it tight, if you don't need
to pack your sales to roll it tight and push
it in and when of what I take is undies

(01:11:45):
and socks. So yeah, your rocket. See I'll pack a
little bit more addresses and fun things and whatnot. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:11:51):
Well, look anyway, I have been hashtag came out influenced
by flitch because I said this came I do have
some nice ones, were really nice ones. But I think
before I invest in a higher end packing cell.

Speaker 1 (01:12:04):
So many people you don't need to invest in a
higher packing cell. Guys, you need to chill out. This
isn't worth your your friendship being ruined.

Speaker 2 (01:12:12):
And you're right, it's it's teetering here because I feel
bullied by fletch.

Speaker 1 (01:12:17):
I've made a purchase. You are going to come back
from your next holiday and you are going to thank me,
just like Carwhen is team hackets open? I'm open, I'm not.
I'm not digging in my heels.

Speaker 2 (01:12:28):
And I'm happy to put my cheap packing cells in
my nice new expensive suitcase and we'll just see how
it goes.

Speaker 1 (01:12:33):
We'll see how it goes. I love you. Someone said
this pink unicorn ones. I got plain ones. The pink unicorn.

Speaker 5 (01:12:41):
Well play.

Speaker 4 (01:12:50):
Play Fact of the day, day day, day, day, dud dude.

Speaker 1 (01:13:06):
De Today's fact of the day is for calendar week
the table people are loving, loving because everyone just takes
calendars for Granted, you say this, but Hailey and I
have not been impressed this week, have were It's been
a little life faster at both underwhelmed and overwhelmed. Today's
fact of the day is for eleven years, the Soviet

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Union had no weekends. Okay, okay, what because they just worked.
They worked so betiment of the of the country. September nineteen,
September twenty nine, nineteen twenty nine, was the last Sunday
of Sundays. Yeah, and the Soviet Union, as Joseph Stalin said,
it makes no sense that everybody takes a day off

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at the same time because look at these factories and
machines have been so unproductive. Yeah, and so they were
six days. They were working six days a week. Sunday
was the only day off anybody got. Big church for
the Orthodox Russian religiess, you know, just a family day,
play in your house, the sorts of things you always
do on your day off. Well, it was only one
day off. It was a six day working week. So

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it's not weekend, it's just a day off, a day
off Sunday, and so Sunday September twenty ninth was the
last time before the new five day working week was introduced.
But everybody was on a different five day working week. Okay,
your Tuesday to Saturdays. It's smart, isn't it. One seventh
of the labor force worked Saturday to worked Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday,

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and then the next seventh started Monday and worked through
tall Friday, Friday, and then the next one started Tuesday
and worked through it to all Saturday. So it was
always working. Yeah, it was only a small percentage of
people not working every day cheapest, so that meant that
factories and everything were far more productive. But obviously people
didn't love it, Yeah, because they couldn't. Hey, you might

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have family that you want to spend time with, but
they're on a different five day working week. Now, you
do have two days off a week, but it might
not be two days that links up with anybody else.
I mean, that's just kind of life for a lot
of people right now. Anyway, That's what I was going
to get to is that then they changed it to
After a while they were like, this is working so well,
let's just put it back to a six six day
working week. But everybody starts on a different day. So
it went from the five day worker. Now you're back

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where you started. You're not getting days off at the
same time as your family. Oh that's awful. People were
fairly unhappy with it, and so it was scrapped by
nineteen forty eleven years of trial and error and changing
after it began. In nineteen twenty nine, they brought back
Sunday being the day off and Soviet Russia. But now,
like you say, like everybody works different shift, workers work throughout,

(01:15:40):
not really about calendars. So is it well it is
because here I stick it up your ass. It was
a nineteen thirty Soviet calendar with a five day work week,
but it's not gas demands down the side. And this
would be what group you belong to, Thomas Fireman. Each
group had an age, group had a symbol. For example,
there was a there was the group represented by the sickle.

(01:16:00):
There was the hammer, I have time, it was the
abs kind of there was a star and a flag
and so you would know that that'll buy this calendar.
That was the start of your five day right on
the start of your next five day work with not
so you said it wasn't a calendar, but I've just
shown you. I feel like, will that.

Speaker 2 (01:16:18):
Looks like a big wall planner right now, keept asking like,
do something about the stalls in the malls.

Speaker 1 (01:16:23):
Yeah, do something about the fireman's calendar. You know what
you know about the stalls and the malls. Okay, that's
only going to get more and more convoluted. So today's
today's fact Today. For eleven years, from nineteen twenty nine
to nineteen forty, the Soviet Union had no weekends. In
fact of the day, day day day day.

Speaker 4 (01:16:47):
Yeah, do do do do do do do do do
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Speaker 1 (01:16:58):
Play Fledgedable and Hailey the impossible phone and topic topic
we think is so hard we won't get calls. Yeah,
now this is a story from Christtimes. Do then we
also feel like that girl in class that's totally going
to know the exams, but she's constantly saying like I

(01:17:20):
think I failed.

Speaker 2 (01:17:21):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Well this is a woman in christ shirt.
She had a harrowing week.

Speaker 1 (01:17:27):
Wait, I thought this was an overseas side. Did you
know there was on an Aussie website? And then it
just said christ you woman, And then it's also just
one of those stories. It's so wild you expected to
be from America.

Speaker 2 (01:17:37):
So she had been experiencing some stomach pain, exhaustion, and
significant weight loss in a short period of time. Went
to a GP and was like, oh, I don't know
if something feels a bit odd, went for an ultrasound
on her spleen. There was some abnormalities, and then she
was sent for a CT scan. Yeah, right, that's the

(01:17:57):
big I've never had a CT scan. I don't think
different to an MRI.

Speaker 1 (01:18:01):
But I don't know SURET for CAT I believe it
just meils at you, it ows and you go, so
you have a little look inside.

Speaker 2 (01:18:09):
The next day she got the phone call that no
one wants to get, which is the doctor needs to
see you urgently now if you've had a CAT scan,
And then you get that, you're freaking out right. So
she's thinking to herself, how bad is it? The nurse said,
we need you to come in. All I can tell
you is that there are some changes happening within you.
So before she couldn't wait for this appointment, this woman.

(01:18:33):
So she went on her managed my health thing to
see records, where it revealed in some documents or some
notes that she had multiple cancerous lesions on her liver,
primary source being the pancreas. Then went to the doctor.
The doctor said that, you know, this is what the
likelihood is with this kind of cancer. It's a pretty
terminal diagnosis. Wow, she spends six days believing she has

(01:18:58):
terminal cancer. She's told her children, Yeah, she has started
looking into a sister dying. She's thinking about things she
wants for her funeral.

Speaker 1 (01:19:09):
Did she blow all of her money on a quick
trip to.

Speaker 2 (01:19:15):
She started to look at age progression photos of her
grandchildren so she might get to see what they look
like when they're older. She is in full I'm going
to die mod oh, my god, throughout a bunch of
her old stuff. She just went full for a week,
just went okay, I'm not missing around. When to go
get some more blood tests done so they could get
to the core of it. Where it was revealed there'd

(01:19:36):
been a medical mixer. She'd been given someone else's results
and in fact, my god, she wasn't at all dying,
There was a non cancer assist on her ovary, her
liver and pancreas completely healthy, and that her other ailments
were probably due to just a stress and so it
was just a mix up with the scans. Can you

(01:19:57):
imagine like, can you imagine that diagnose us? Like, hey,
this is a your lasting cut short, you're fifty five
years old, fifty five and then you spend a whole
week doing this Now obviously like the border going, we're
launching a huge investigation into how this happened. Yeah, we
all got stuffed and sincere apology that she was given
the stress to her family sos lolls.

Speaker 1 (01:20:20):
You know, here's a voucher, here's a whistfield voucher. Whisp
have they have they spoken about? Are you even able
to get compensation in your zone for that? I don't know.
This is fresh, This is like a week, This is America.
You'd sue them.

Speaker 2 (01:20:35):
Yeah, anyway, So this is what our impossible phona is today.
Have you been part of a medical mixer, like when
they took the wrong leg, Yeah, like like an error
probably not in your favor, yeah, or you received.

Speaker 1 (01:20:49):
Like maybe you went in for I don't know shoulder
surger and came out with a fantastic set of breasts.
Were yeah, yeah, and we will go back in and
get the shoulder and we'll take them out at the
same time you weren't taken them.

Speaker 2 (01:21:08):
We got imagine like getting a small mole remove, but
they just give you a little legs little like statement
be size, little niptop.

Speaker 1 (01:21:14):
It's normally not those kind of stories. It's it's these
kind of stories where you mixed up with someone else
or someone oversees something. Okay, let's take some stories, oh
eight hundred times at them. Give us a call. You
can text her as well. Nine six nine six. Have
you been in the middle of a medical mix up?
Give us a call the impossible phone and topic is

(01:21:34):
have you been part of a medical mix up?

Speaker 2 (01:21:36):
Because there was a woman in christ Shirt who was
led to believe that she had terminal cancer.

Speaker 1 (01:21:41):
Turns out a non cancer assistant on the overs and
she she's actually tired, but the things were switched around
like the patient details. Yeah, spent the week planning the
end of your life. Jasmine, what was your medical mix up?

Speaker 3 (01:21:55):
My medical mix up is that I, on my personal
notes have been diagnosed as I been, but I'm nowhere
in they're ob Why does it say that? I'm not sure.
I went in one day to see the doctors and
I noticed that it was on my notes. I was like, hey,
what's going on, Like, I'm not obese, and they're like,
you know, we see that that's been mixed up with

(01:22:16):
someone else's notes. And I was like, well, can you
remove it? And they told me that they couldn't. It
had to be the person who put it on there,
and so, yeah, she's on my notes and I'm obite.

Speaker 1 (01:22:24):
Oh no, it's so weird. They can't be like not obese.

Speaker 2 (01:22:28):
They like, yeah, I think it was going to be
like a what's that stupid number BMI thing?

Speaker 1 (01:22:35):
And you're really mostly and so you're way heavier. But no,
it's just so yes, this mixer.

Speaker 3 (01:22:39):
No, I've always said it like fifty sixty kilos and
the heaviest I was was like sixty five when I
was pregnant with my first kids.

Speaker 1 (01:22:46):
So because you're quite petite, yeah, sane, jesmine, do you
know you're pregnant? They just so you walk in there
like Jesus gaps on this thing. J Yeah, JESU. Thanks
the messages in my nana was on a waiting list
for a hip replacement. A spot came up. They ended
up putting the wrong place replacement in her. Sure now

(01:23:08):
I has to have a shoe built up because they
put it in a shorter person's Oh no, surely you'd
be like they refuse to admit they macked up. She
has to have a shoe built up. And there's issues
with their nee due to the unbalance of her body
after the hypoplaesis. My god, according to my sister's acc record,
she's missing a thumb. She's got both thumbs. Okay, we'll

(01:23:30):
get to more of your medical mix ups. Necked the
impossible funding topic. Have you had a medical mix up?
Have you been part of a medical mix up? Some
plenty of them? Wild messages coming through. Now daughter when
she was like a baby, needed an X ray and
they said, interesting fact about your daughters that her heart's
on the right side of her body, not the left. Oh,

(01:23:52):
oh my god, they had it the wrong way.

Speaker 2 (01:23:55):
They literally just had it back to They said they
would just look at the wrong side of each ray.

Speaker 1 (01:23:59):
Wait, and that was a reading.

Speaker 2 (01:24:00):
Writing would have been all backwards. It's always like a
date and all there.

Speaker 1 (01:24:04):
No, it's you no, no, no, you know when you
get an extra they've always put something down beside it
and indicates that's the left side. Yeah, they'd put it
on the wrong side child, So if you were looking
at the sheet, it was the right way, but they
put the left on the right hand side, the little
right thing they put down to like a place marker.
How funny they said. They received a written apology, okay,

(01:24:26):
because they started freaking out about all the things that
could happen if your heart's on the wrong side right.

Speaker 2 (01:24:31):
So one did message in because the story was that
this woman had received the diagnosis of someone with terminal
illness yeah, when she really had just a benign cyst.
Someone's like, well, let's think about the one who thought
they were just cruising around life with a benign side.

Speaker 1 (01:24:44):
No, actually had terminal answer. Yeah, Someone's like you're fine, Yeah,
you're all good. Really not good. It makes those art
doctor asked me about my hipatitis during pregnancy. I was like,
I don't have aptitis, but the way I said it
must have sounded really like I've got hypatiam, Like it
was a yeah, And he said, don't say you do

(01:25:04):
don't say you've got a hepatitis. And my husband was
just sitting beside me looking at me, like, you can't
tell me. Yeah, that would have been information. It was
on the notes. I don't know where it came from.
Had blood tests again, they're like, oh, you know you've
never had appetitus. Do you think it's because, like you know,
when you go to give bloody you get blood tests.
They always like is this your date of birth? What
is your day of birth? And they're like triple checking everything. Yeah,

(01:25:27):
if they max that it was your full name, someone
else is getting your results. Yeah, and it could be
really damn be bad. Yeah. My doctor said an automatic
text saying I was COVID positive during the initial outbreak.
When I had it been tasted, I was like, oh no,
and apparently I was like one of the first people
in New Zealand to have COVID, but I didn't have COVID.

Speaker 2 (01:25:44):
Oh my god, Look, my mum got a message from
your doctor to say she was overdue for a PEP
smere My mom's had a full hysterectomy years ago, so
was it quite sure what they were planning on checking.

Speaker 1 (01:25:56):
Yeah, your whole bloody system has got gone. What have
you smearing the there's nothing like we've got terrible news.
It's evaporated. There's so many but there's literally so many
people a phone call, it's just is there an overflow?
A lot of them are about when they've gone to

(01:26:16):
hospital and something's gone wrong. So not so much just
like a year a daisy, we've muddled up the names
of the birth dates or the weights or something in
this diagnoses Yeah, like you're fine.

Speaker 3 (01:26:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:26:30):
Someone said my mum got a phone call and got
told over the phone about her cancer treatment, and Mum
was just like, oh my god. And then after she
got off the phone, we're like, but they don't bring
you to tell you to have cancer. What exactly did
the phone person on the phone say? Said something about treatment,
letting me know I've got this is how we're going
to treat the cancer. And we need you to be

(01:26:51):
in next wednesday for chemigrapy, and Mom's just like crying,
and we're just like, wait a minute, Mom, no one
they don't call you and tell you that's stick. And
so we wrung back and they just got one number wrong.
Oh gosh, got one number wrong. Mom didn't have cancer.

Speaker 2 (01:27:06):
I wonder if this happens all the time, there's smaller
gre to just bring it back from cancer. I was
just given the wrong person's glasses when I got a
new glasses prescription. First time I ever needed glasses as well,
so I got them in my eyes.

Speaker 1 (01:27:18):
It was like awful wearing them, and they said, you're
just gotta get used to wearing them. Oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:27:22):
After a while I went back and I was like,
that's so bad. They're like, oh, that's not your prescription,
someone else's glass.

Speaker 1 (01:27:27):
That happens. You're just they're going, oh my god. Another
podcast in the bag the Plastic Bag. Are they back? No? No,
still banda they never left in the Linn boy Man,
if you enjoyed that, okay, Oh and if you enjoyed it,
give us a writing and a review and be sure
to tell all of your friends. God, I need some sleep,

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said AM's Fletch Vaughn and Hayley