Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 15th July 2024

RIP Cashies  

Silly Little Poll!  

Top 6: Reasons building a House is cheaper  

Hayley's Big Surprise  

What hit you in the Goolies?  

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
The ZiT M podcast network, the fleashn and Haley Big Pod.
Great things are brewing it but cafe the perfect start
to every day. Good morning, Welcome to the show Fleage Morning, Haley.
We're back.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Hi guys.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
Hello. I decided to return bold choice from you.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
I was up in the air literally and maybe about
just you know, got to Doha and I thought anywhere.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
Yeah, right, pack and all that, and then you realize
you've got a giant mortgage.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
And that mortgage payment came out and I was like, wait, wait,
wait did that money go?

Speaker 3 (00:32):
And I need to replace it? So here we are
to replace it? And then does the life cycle continue?

Speaker 1 (00:37):
So earn it?

Speaker 2 (00:38):
Give it back.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
It's such fun. It's such a fun thing. How are
you borne? Good? Lovely break yep, thanks for astling stories
to tell. Yeah, you made your POORLK nuggets. Yeah, pork nuggets.
We are just not a nugget.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
I'm gonna say meat. Caught up with friends yesterday and
they said, what did Vaughan do? And I see, wells
had a steak. They were under the impression that your
pork nuggets was big pork money, that you were influenced
by hashtag.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:17):
People are like you didn't mention the sponsor. I said,
there was no sponsor. Yeah, the sponsor was madness.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
Yeahs.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
Having an afternoon and making making pork nuggets. But yeah, yeah, right,
there's more of an art to the nugget.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
You got to get the coating, the better do that.

Speaker 3 (01:36):
It wasn't the battering, it was apparently you shape them,
then freeze them. You took them from frozen and they
hold their shape a little bit.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
Bit.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
Of these things were hard, hard, very yeah right, I
could definitely whip them up, though very simple. You would
have rather have been in Italy though than have a
pork nugget, though, well, it was tough though.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
It was tough one knowing I wasn't home again, I
thought about diverting and just popping home quickly for.

Speaker 3 (02:02):
A book market for age coming up on the show
five on time. In our absence, the gods has not
been one.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
It's together. There have been some close calls. Twenty five
thousand dollars, that's what it's still us, twenty five thousand
dollars ridiculous. So eight o'clock we will give you the
next chance to play. You've just got to say time
at exactly five point zero zero seconds to win that
twenty five thousand dollars cash.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
It'd be good to give it away today because then
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Speaker 1 (02:47):
We're going to do this around six thirty. We're going
to wake somebody up.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
I mean, ideally you'd enter this competition if you're already awake,
and then the joke's on us, really on us, the
jokes on us. But every day, if you answer the phone,
we're to give you five hundred dollars MT Cafe Coffee
three months worth of coffee.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
Also shout out to McDonald's for being the only place
open at Auckland the airport. When I landed at three
am yesterday and ERA was running late, I was like, well,
I'm hungry, nothing open.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
Dream Is that a breakfast or is that a dinner?
I don't know. Tell that to my mich chicken and cheeseburger.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
That's what I had earlier a pre brick because it
was like, God, I'm hankering for it and I had it.

Speaker 3 (03:26):
Was delashou well, I read just as anyone like we
could be calling you soon with the wake up called
when thanks to MC cafe next on the show. If
you love a cashi, and let's face it, if you're
up this early, you might.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
Not just trades love a cashi, though anyone can do.

Speaker 3 (03:46):
Farmers are up harder to do a cash You when
you're a farmer of most of your income comes from
a big company like Fonterra or something, but then you
know you might be selling but some pieces on the
side for a bit of cash cashi, for a bit
of hay cashy, for some silence.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
Apparently it's rip the cashy.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
Oh no, oh no, plays Flew and Hailey.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
Did you know this?

Speaker 3 (04:10):
Seven thousand anonymous tip offs about cash jobs across all
sectors to the ID every year in New Zealand. So
that cashy is for those that don't know, is when
a trade or someone with a service will just do
you a job and you just pay them in cash,
no just tax, don't pay the tax.

Speaker 4 (04:25):
They just give you a number and you pay it
and then we just pretend.

Speaker 3 (04:28):
My accountant said, if you're doing a cash and say
it's a five thousand dollar job and they're like, we'll
do it for four and a half cash, you should
be like, let's talk about maybe three or two and
a half. Right, they're not paying tax and they're not
playing GST on it. They're making raw a profit right,
raw a profit right. So if they're going to be
doing it for you, there's got to be something in

(04:48):
it for you as well.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
But you shouldn't be doing Okay, yeah, no, you shouldn't be.
I probably wouldn't, said your accountant said, there, Well, no
she was.

Speaker 3 (04:54):
She was warning against it, right, And she said, it's
always cheeky when someone said, when someone says I could
do this weird cash, I could knock a couple of
hundred bucks off, but it's a big job, and she's
take that taking the pure year.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
We've got to got we share that. We share an accountant.
She's very honest, Yeah, very good, Always.

Speaker 4 (05:10):
Getting texts what's this mind your own business?

Speaker 1 (05:13):
Do you know what I mean? Stay out of it?
Tell I think that is he knows out of it.

Speaker 3 (05:18):
So the construction industry is the most often anonymously reported
industry in New Zealand when it comes to cashes.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
What I mean construction, Like is that building as well everything?

Speaker 5 (05:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (05:27):
Right, right, because that's what I'm trying to find out
exactly how like a massive construction company does cashes.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
I don't know if they do, right.

Speaker 2 (05:35):
This is Reno's, Yeah, guessing as someone who just renovated
it and declared all of it and paid all of it,
you know, to the government and the person.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
I'm assuming other people are not doing that, right, Well,
it is there, there's this industry.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
All the cash that I get out, it's just that's
just for drugs.

Speaker 5 (05:54):
You know.

Speaker 1 (05:58):
So they're cracking down on this. Yeah, this is kind
of the news. Yes, okay, yeah, they really crazy. I
mean this is for a national Government's got big labor energy,
doesn't it. Yeah, craking out on the cash. He's cracking
out on the building sector.

Speaker 3 (06:13):
So how they they're not really they don't go into
huge detail on these articles that I've read about how
they're gonna do it. They will empty threats, they will
just turn up. But then I'm like, how do they
know to turn up if it's a cashi, if it's
off the record, you're.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
Tiny because you do it afterwards. After you always get
the invoice after Yeah, so if someone turns.

Speaker 3 (06:34):
The invoice said you were going to be here, because
you don't. And if it's a quote system, I'm imagining
that person's already doing it the legal way.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
How do you find it?

Speaker 3 (06:42):
And you don't have to send your quotes into the idea.
But there's some possible work on the Horizonah yeah, I
don't know, but they said, yeah, just turning up, which
made me feel like it's more of a big construction issue.
But then how does a big construction site to cash
is it's something like nerd from the ID going to
walk on, like.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
You can't see the books. Yeah, and then there's all
these guys that let in high vers and they're eating
a sandwich and having a vape and they're like out
of my jurisdiction, Champion, But maybe a few of it.

Speaker 2 (07:09):
If you like dived into the books after a huge
building was built, you'd be able to go like there's
something missing here, right, like where's your power? Or that's
too cheap? Yeah, but I know exactly who's doing that.
This feels like the thrown a bit of words around
to put the put the worse up here.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
Yeah, I feel some words.

Speaker 3 (07:27):
So, yeah, they're just saying unannounced visits to construction sites.

Speaker 2 (07:30):
The bad thing is because I'll admit I worked for
a company that may have been run by a member
of my family right when I was a teenager, and
that member of my family, who shall remain anonymous, he
paid me in cash, right.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
And then that was great, and I would live my
life on cash.

Speaker 2 (07:47):
And when you're like fourteen, yeah, fourteen to twenty, and
then when I would look at the how much money
I'd earned to the end of the financial gear on iod,
you'd be like, oh shit, that looks terrible.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
But more money than that. But they're not according to us.
So it does kind of checking in the teeth.

Speaker 2 (08:04):
Because when I was then going to, you know, try
to have a good sort of financial record, you've got.

Speaker 1 (08:08):
No proof of income.

Speaker 2 (08:10):
So i'm i'm I always declare everything, every single time,
declaration other than all that drug money, all that all
that gunga.

Speaker 3 (08:22):
There's still be money in the gun, making tons of money,
clearing all of it every time.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
As soon as they legalize it, I'm sure she'll start
declaring that it doesn't have a tax code at the moment,
does it? No, it doesn't. No, you don't. You don't
have a a gunger god fourteen pass sex.

Speaker 2 (08:45):
Next on the show, the average amount of times that
the human being is having sex in a year.

Speaker 1 (08:52):
I've got the year the stats.

Speaker 6 (08:53):
Okay, plays fled Vorn.

Speaker 2 (08:56):
And they being researchers, they have collated a number of
big studies around how often sexually active adults are having
sex in a year, and the golden number is fifty
four times a year.

Speaker 1 (09:12):
Just over once a week, just over once all. Wow,
I thought it was going to be lower than that
for some reason.

Speaker 2 (09:16):
Yeah, why do you know what's funny is so someone
shared this on social media and went like, oh, look
at this research. It says fifty four times a year
is the average number, which is, by the way, is
down nine times a year from nineteen ninety.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
Oh okay, we're losing We're losing nine shacks. That's about
when the internet came in, isn't it.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
We're just self servicing an we can get it for
ourselves now fifty four times a year. The average person
is fifty four times sex fifty four times a year.

Speaker 1 (09:43):
And then people were commenting on it.

Speaker 2 (09:44):
Someone said, I did it fifty four times between January
and February, so I can sit back and relax.

Speaker 1 (09:48):
Now, yeah, good for them.

Speaker 2 (09:50):
Someone else said, well someone else is doing it fifty
four extra times to make up for me.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (09:56):
Someone said, oh here, I am being below average yet
another thing. Someone else said, I'm forty five times behind.
Loll So fifty four times a year. What is it
if you.

Speaker 1 (10:08):
Divide that by days by weeks? Yeah, one point you're
tiny to one bit, so basically one yeah? Yeah, Now
where are all sitting with the stat I haven't like her?
Do you write them down?

Speaker 2 (10:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (10:24):
I keep a log. Do you know what I actually do?
I take a calendar.

Speaker 2 (10:27):
I do keep a log, but only because you know
I'm off the pill, so I gotta log it.

Speaker 1 (10:31):
Wait, you actually are keeping a log? Okay, wait, it's
part of my period tracker.

Speaker 2 (10:38):
You know, there's this like thing I can't show you
because then you'll be able to see how often. But
on my period tracker app oh hang on clothes. There
you can log things like feelings, cramps, symptoms or when
you have YEP. And so after I I go track

(10:59):
plus and then you can scroll down and go The
girl is like, yeah, dude, and you go sex life
and then you can select protected, unprotected, withdrawal high all
this because then it's the people who are maybe trying
to get printed, because it's it's if you were trying

(11:20):
to get pregnant.

Speaker 1 (11:21):
We had sex, but what and then it's like it's
also creepy. It's like, and then what happened at the end?
So did he Yeah, it doesn't actually say did he
cuddle you afterwards? Yes, you can.

Speaker 2 (11:36):
You can log if you if you the woman reached
the pinnacle?

Speaker 3 (11:42):
Did you on your last one? Did you reach your pinnacle?
I don't log whether or not my pleached. Telling that
everyone's not hitting their pinnacle.

Speaker 1 (11:50):
This is the thing all the girl is doing this.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
If you while, because it's like you're tracking when your
window may be and if you have sex within that window,
if you want to get pregnant or not, you need
to know, right.

Speaker 6 (12:01):
Yeah, absolutely, it's real common.

Speaker 2 (12:04):
No shame over here, Haley, thank you, Because I'm I'm
I'm you know, not on the pill.

Speaker 1 (12:09):
So I've got to know when I'm doing things and
not things. Right.

Speaker 2 (12:13):
What it looks like is a series of dots around
a wheel. I'm not going to show you because it's
a bit sad, But what's the wheel?

Speaker 1 (12:20):
The wheel is your cycle days. Are we hanging out
on some of those days where the dots people knowing
they're going to have sex later? Well, I don't know,
Like we could have had a lovely night drinking and
then well it often happens.

Speaker 2 (12:34):
But I don't log in my cycle right our social engagements.

Speaker 1 (12:42):
I just log with how my skinners.

Speaker 3 (12:45):
You bring up your credit card statement. You'll be able
to work because you always pay for the American Express points. Yes,
I always pay for so then you'll be able to
be like that was on the same after that lovely Chinese.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
Let me have a look. Okay, oh my god, when
did we go out for your birthday? The day was there?
Your birthday was the Sunday, the twenty third, so it
was the twenty first of.

Speaker 2 (13:09):
June twenty first, let me go Friday. I did not
shag after your birthday.

Speaker 1 (13:15):
Okay, thank you?

Speaker 7 (13:16):
It was my day because it was mine day. It's
giving me a round for pause, and he's not sure why.
This is why because it was your day and it
wasn't about you. It wasn't about you, it wasn't about.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
Me, and it would have been if you'd reached climax
and also had a dot on that day? Isn't it
on your birthday? I didn't do it out of respect
for you and your day. Six twenty one silly little
pol is next, and the question today? Do you blow
your nose on the tablecloth napcap when you're dying out
play it? It is so silly, silly, silly that Now,

(14:04):
why did we even ask if it's okay to blow
your nose plow for table napkins? Because of course it's
not you, filthy animal, Oh my god, yeah, of course. Never.

Speaker 3 (14:15):
I saw somebody do this and I felt interesting at
a restaurant.

Speaker 2 (14:20):
Yes, I will always on a nap or on a
paper napcin. Yes, yes, and usually because I've got I'm
just always blowing my nose. If there's one paper napkin,
I'll rip it in half. Half of my eating goods,
half of the blowing goods.

Speaker 1 (14:32):
I'll always get more napkins. I just always grab a
handful of napkins. Yeah, those you need. I've even been asked,
I said, look at me, Yeah, look at this Hong
Kong boy. No, never never into a table one.

Speaker 2 (14:48):
It's feral.

Speaker 1 (14:49):
I mean, it's basically a hanky on the table. Do
you know what I've gone back to Hanky's actually, have you?

Speaker 5 (14:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (14:54):
Because remember when I got into Hanky's when my my
grandfather passed away and all of his hankies and I
started use them there.

Speaker 1 (15:00):
Great, do you do a special hanky wash orders? It
just go in with wouldn't go with everything? Yeah, it's
own washed. But you don't want to bank up your hankies.

Speaker 2 (15:12):
I'm not hanky banking. I'm not hanky banking. It just
goes a little bit.

Speaker 1 (15:17):
Of hanky banky. Okay, all right?

Speaker 3 (15:19):
Is it okay to blow your nose on a cloth
tablecloth napkin? Eighty nine percent of people said oh no,
But that means eleven percent of people said yes. That's
also did you ever go to anybody's house?

Speaker 1 (15:29):
Growing up?

Speaker 3 (15:30):
We were a napkin We were a paper towel family,
and now we can do.

Speaker 1 (15:36):
We would go through.

Speaker 3 (15:38):
A couple of rolls of paper tails a week in
our house. What dude, we're shot gross.

Speaker 1 (15:43):
That's just tear. Three often wipe in the face. You
need to two for dinner.

Speaker 3 (15:51):
I like three maybe just sometimes maybe some sauce family family,
we're a saucy family. Let's get into some feedback. Mason said,
first off, welcome back. Secondly, hell no, that shit has gross.
Go to the bathroom and do that in private.

Speaker 1 (16:07):
Yeah, Sylvia says, blow it into the collar of your
shirt like a sophisticated person. I don't know. And then
it's like on your knee. No one's doing that, No one, Sylvia.
Better than the tablecloth, said zach Ary. If we're ranking
materials available to you at the dinner table, in the tablecloth,
it's the tablecloth.

Speaker 3 (16:27):
It's a napkin, isn't it's not the actual tablecloth. No
one's blowing the nose on that. That wasn't part of
the question. It wasn't an option. Debra says, that's not
gets washed with your kitchen towels. That's gross. She's an
at home napkin person. On Christmas bougie, Oh yeah, and
they roll up with.

Speaker 1 (16:43):
A little bit linen ones, little hole, yeah, linen ones
for a ring with a ringhold Christmas only? Yeah? How
much stop is it in the average house for Christmas only?

Speaker 3 (16:53):
And it's one day of the year and then it
gets out of date and you've only used.

Speaker 1 (16:56):
It and Mum forgets to get out of the special
your cutlery.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
I know, and you're just using your standing to get.

Speaker 1 (17:04):
At the nice cutlery on Christmas.

Speaker 3 (17:07):
Datas is like, it's not even okay to use those
napcants for wiping anything.

Speaker 1 (17:11):
What are they even for? What are you taking it
to the bathroom? Judgement? No, she's right. If you've got
like mucky hands the fabruary, it's not very good.

Speaker 4 (17:22):
I'd prefer a paper. But if you're at a Michelin.

Speaker 1 (17:24):
Star restaurant, yeah, which we are all the time, which
I can't wait for. I can't wait.

Speaker 2 (17:31):
I can't wait for this week's Michelin Star eat to get.

Speaker 3 (17:34):
I can't wait for a tiny portion of food starting
after spending.

Speaker 2 (17:38):
Two hundred dollars a here. But you'd be surprised if
there was a little silver box with a with a
pull out paper napkin.

Speaker 1 (17:46):
It would be surprising. But I also, if I'm having ribs,
I need the dipping pole in a little lemonie. It
does nothing. There's a tiny bowl and you put your
big hands and you go a little little up and
then you pull them out there dripping and you're like.

Speaker 2 (17:57):
Well, that's why, having just returned from I hate to
say Europe, where we ate a lot of seafood, they
always that's one. They give you the little square sachet
thing and you wrap it open and you pull it out.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
It's a little moist moist talent. The most talent you know.

Speaker 3 (18:13):
I didn't knew someone used to give themselves a little
post town pre hook up wipe down with a with
a KFC refreshertive because it had a lemony sent was that, callum?

Speaker 1 (18:25):
It sounds like something here would do your friend callum.

Speaker 2 (18:28):
I think fine on a on a phallus, but you
don't limity.

Speaker 1 (18:33):
I wouldn't live you're going downtown and smelling limited. It
was as she's not it's not a lemon pledge, a
whole bit of it's not pledge. Still it's going to
be a shock. It was quite a vicious lemon seed

(18:55):
limon tress. Yeah, yeah, that's going to mess with your
p h down there. Don't pledge the fedge.

Speaker 2 (19:03):
Never you got to leave that bee just a white
throw wipe the straw.

Speaker 1 (19:08):
Never pledged the fedge would be putting on a horse
motivational calendar done with a little side of medical advice there.
Ken says it's better than my shirt if there's nothing
else around, or is it not? Should I go back
to my shirt? Who's ever blown?

Speaker 3 (19:23):
Then?

Speaker 1 (19:24):
One? It's doing that ken blow.

Speaker 2 (19:26):
It into the abyss.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
If you're doing that, do a so I'll do. I'll
do one of those if I'm riding my bike. Yeah,
but you've got to head it with so much because
if you're half halst little ribble on, yeah, I've had.

Speaker 3 (19:37):
That, And you've got to watch the wind direction too,
otherwise it'll be straight into you.

Speaker 1 (19:41):
Yeah, around your face.

Speaker 3 (19:43):
Yeah, Alex says, it's not a full blow, but we
snipe what not wipe is okay, like a little bit
of that anyway, but a full blow seems a bit
but much but yuck. It's also not okay to blow
your Naise knows.

Speaker 1 (19:58):
That the dinner table, says Sophie. Okay, I do agree.
We're just going to sit there. It's not dropping down
your face. Yeah, I think you're so excuse. I think, yeah,
excuse me, excuse yourself to the bathroom to go put
your nose. Absolutely not, he said, how is this even
a silly little bowl?

Speaker 3 (20:14):
What?

Speaker 1 (20:14):
W tf is it okay to just go and wipe
your ass on the bath now no, No, I think
she means tablecloth, right, does she. No, No, she's saying
just because it's an area where you're where there's material
for one purpose. Yeah, it doesn't mean you can just
do whatever you want with it. Yeah, fair call. That's
actually a really fair call. Amy. It's it's the most

(20:36):
profound thing we're likely to hear this week. That is sill.
A little pop plays play.

Speaker 2 (20:47):
This is such a wild story. I can't This makes
me feel sick. So there was a woman who's camera
on your phone wasn't working. This happened to me late
last year. My cameras to stop working. So she she
went to like one of those mobile phone repair places.

Speaker 1 (21:03):
In a mall in Auckland, and.

Speaker 2 (21:06):
She gave them the phone and said the camera's not working.
Da da da da dah, and then left it. And
when she came back, she had a notification on her
phone that said air drop failed.

Speaker 1 (21:15):
Now I've had this before. When you're trying to air.

Speaker 2 (21:18):
Drop someone, it says drop failed and is a tiny
little thumbnail of the photo that was you were trying
to air drop the photo. The notification said ear drop
failed and the thumbnail was a nude on her from
her of her naked which suggested that the employee who

(21:38):
had tried to repair her phone had gone through the
photos and tried to air drop them to himself and
it didn't work. And so she saw it and was like,
oh my god, and like totally called him out. And
do you know what's worse is this photo that is
a nerd photo of which she's completely entitled to have
on her phone. She was taken years ago, so he'd

(21:58):
like put years ago, so.

Speaker 1 (22:01):
He like scrolled way, he went looking.

Speaker 4 (22:04):
He went looking, and if you go look at your
unified but.

Speaker 1 (22:07):
Also like if you're like, when you took your phone in,
did you do a sweep? Now whether it were there?
Any dodgy photo is full of them. I don't know,
I know, but you don't. You just don't think, because
would you look through it if a hot guy, if
you were working such an invasion of a hot guy
came in, Like I don't know, he looks exactly like

(22:28):
Jason macmollatt. You wouldn't go through his camera. You would
if this was your career, if this was your job.

Speaker 2 (22:35):
No, surely well he's been fired obviously obviously because then
they filmed it and put it on tiktop because the
moment they saw it, she was with her friend and
the friend was like, oh my god. And then this
woman went and they called him out and was like,
this is what you've done, and they like gas littered.

Speaker 1 (22:48):
They're like, oh we did. It's literally the notifications on
her fire here. There's no other way that that would
have happened.

Speaker 2 (22:55):
Now he's he's claimed he's accidentally swiped, you know, accidentally.

Speaker 3 (23:00):
Incidentally gone back months in the gallery. Do you have
any nerds on your phone at present?

Speaker 1 (23:05):
Yes? Okay, can you go into album? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (23:09):
And because Shannon said, if you search bra, which is
weird because if you, you know, you.

Speaker 1 (23:14):
Wouldn't be wearing a bra.

Speaker 3 (23:15):
You know how you can search like cat and.

Speaker 1 (23:18):
You can't or like links together or your friends. I
searched bra and it's one of because I took a
photo of my tan line.

Speaker 2 (23:26):
That's fine, Yeah, you see there. Then there's all your
birthday dinner bra. Is that because we're bruss.

Speaker 1 (23:33):
Ca Yeah, this' just photos of me and my boobies. Yep, whoa, yep, yes, yes, yes, right,
so yeah, he could have just searched boobies. Can you
search breast?

Speaker 2 (23:44):
Oh yeah, okay, okay, breast twenty seven photos see your
Oh no, this is just me googling breast left and
what screencapp in then screencapping like the information on like
what's proceed I can see and do that, but yes,
I've done that. I'm then like an X ray, you know,

(24:06):
so only the word.

Speaker 1 (24:08):
But it found the word breast.

Speaker 2 (24:09):
Okay, but it didn't bring up any photos of mcgona's.
If I go naked search, oh my god, the first first.

Speaker 1 (24:16):
But was you at all?

Speaker 3 (24:21):
That's disappointed? Cleavage though, but a neckline? Maybe maybe that
was a bit much, sire, No.

Speaker 1 (24:28):
It hasn't.

Speaker 2 (24:29):
If you search bra there's definitely some underwear shots, but right,
that's terriblest Well.

Speaker 3 (24:33):
I think what we can learn here is do it
clear of your phone gallery.

Speaker 2 (24:37):
You're going to sign out of your eye cloud because
mine's all eye clouds, right if you sign out.

Speaker 3 (24:43):
Mate, deleting my home saved on your phone? Yeah, maybe
you could, but then they need to be using your
phone to test it, don't they Sometimes you have to
give them.

Speaker 1 (24:52):
I just trust, yeah, well trust Actually, maybe this has happened.

Speaker 3 (24:57):
Do you know what I may if your phone just
brecked and you're like I can't get into it to
delete their nu DS and they you take it into
a place and you're like, you just copy it onto
a new phone or what can you unlock this?

Speaker 1 (25:09):
And they do.

Speaker 3 (25:11):
I reckon, they've got that's why you back up to
iron Cloud and you just buy a new phone.

Speaker 2 (25:15):
I mean, I have to say this woman felt completely violated, and.

Speaker 1 (25:21):
Truly it is for me.

Speaker 2 (25:22):
I'm only taking a photo of my baps because they're
looking great, do you know what I mean? So I'm
going no, I'm not happy. I'm not happy.

Speaker 4 (25:29):
But if you're seeing them, do you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (25:33):
I'm not being walked in.

Speaker 4 (25:34):
On after a hot shower and they're sad. You know,
I'm nice and cold.

Speaker 1 (25:40):
She's there. Yeah, I've snapped.

Speaker 4 (25:43):
God, look at them anyway.

Speaker 2 (25:46):
Yeah, but you'll beware to get repeated.

Speaker 1 (25:54):
And Haley from the Panoramics and En think tank, this
is the top six. Residential have declined.

Speaker 3 (26:05):
Residential building costs have declined for the first time in
twelve years in the June quarter.

Speaker 1 (26:11):
Ye build a house, Yeah, but they were way up,
so they've only a tiny bit.

Speaker 3 (26:15):
So it's still expensive. Yeah yeah, yeah, right, but there's
cheaper now. To build a house than it was last quarter.
And I've got the top six reasons why building a
house is cheaper now and I'm a sex on the list.
You're actually allowed to build a house out of marshmallows now, ah.

Speaker 1 (26:30):
You you are changed, your regulation changed the regulation. Okay,
if you had to have a marshmallow house, would it
be pink or white?

Speaker 4 (26:36):
I would rather jump off a bridge, yeah.

Speaker 3 (26:39):
Because you hate the texture cornflower. Okay, well I'd have
a pink marshmallow house. Yeah you were, Yeah, and my
sofa is an inside would be white.

Speaker 1 (26:48):
But you would only last because you love marshmallows. You were.
No one said it was going to be easy. I
get home from work and start just have a nibble
on the door. Yeah, I'm just having a little nibble mixing,
you know, no door.

Speaker 3 (27:01):
Yeah, I'd eat the couch first, probably and then just
get a new couch.

Speaker 1 (27:04):
Yep. Wild actual starting with the door that keeps.

Speaker 3 (27:09):
It as a house. Number five when the list of
the top sex reasons building a house is cheaper. Our
nails are free. That's anywhere you can just go and
then just help yourself. No, no, no, no, you want to
pay not anymore. That's why it's cheaper, so you just
grab a handfut You know how when a builder is
doing something and they just like they just throw nails
around like like it's a lully scramble. Like if you've
ever cleaned up after a builder doing a reno nails

(27:31):
Willie Nellie right way.

Speaker 2 (27:34):
We have had so many flat tires because they just
go man and they're like thirty bucks screw and you're like,
are you the screws?

Speaker 1 (27:40):
A screw a free who cares anymore?

Speaker 3 (27:43):
Number four on the last of the top sex reasons.
Building a house is cheap in our bathrooms don't need.

Speaker 1 (27:47):
To be waterproof anymore. Oh that's not why drive the time.

Speaker 4 (27:52):
Dry jib, get up a shower in there, get a.

Speaker 3 (27:54):
Shower dome, must mold no condensation shower dime?

Speaker 1 (27:59):
Do I have to sing it to everybody? You know
it doesn't need it anymore?

Speaker 3 (28:02):
Never threw un the less the reason of the top
six whatever hunt here, roots, roots worn, always coming back
from a holiday, doesn't he doesn't like it?

Speaker 1 (28:15):
I like it. We you're not well rested in Europe.
I didn't go to Europe. That's why we feel differently. Okay, sorry, sorry,
I was well rested in Europe. Mom, she wasn't Europe. Yeah,
that doesn't work because she was in Europe. Be better,
she'd stay here with me. The building houses cheap in
our respect. Windows can be made of whatever you want

(28:36):
them to be made of anymore.

Speaker 3 (28:38):
He doesn't need to be glass, Oh great, pleas it
could just just be clean film.

Speaker 1 (28:43):
From your cookies. You bet right.

Speaker 3 (28:44):
It doesn't need to be transparent whatever. And then one
in the list of the top sex reasons. Building your
house is cheaper our You don't even need to live
in a house anymore.

Speaker 1 (28:52):
You can live in a horse and call it a
house because all you did is you changed in the letter,
did you try with the stuff? Not really, just especially
a couple two and a half week break, you didn't
think you'd try. Well rested, you wouldn't try a bit
more for the first time.

Speaker 3 (29:09):
I think I didn't think it was It would be
an unfair precedent to see it that that you would
be like, Oh, he's come out and maybe he's changed,
and he's going to try now.

Speaker 1 (29:17):
I don't want people to think I'm going to try
just because we had a break. I don't want people
to think I care any more now than I did before.

Speaker 2 (29:22):
Okay, because I feel sort of re energized, like ready excited.

Speaker 1 (29:27):
That'll be. That'll be all the pastor and such.

Speaker 3 (29:29):
It's the pastor and the past the authentic pastor, and
the swimming and.

Speaker 1 (29:33):
The great boy boy. I could I could talk all day.
I'm not a RAI guy. You would be if you're
in Italy, maybe I would be. But we'll never know. Well,
never know.

Speaker 2 (29:45):
F Voorn and Haley producer Shannon has made a terrifying
discovery about herself that.

Speaker 1 (29:51):
She didn't know.

Speaker 2 (29:51):
We didn't know, and if we did know, we wouldn't
have ever had as part of our team.

Speaker 4 (29:55):
We're Laura by abiding citizens, but she's an illegal.

Speaker 5 (29:59):
Yeah, I've just found out I've illegally been in New
Zealand for seven months.

Speaker 1 (30:04):
But wait, you are a New Zealander.

Speaker 5 (30:07):
Yes. The issue was so like a week or two ago,
I got an email from IRD saying, hey, you have
a letter on your account, and I went, I've fallen
for scams before.

Speaker 1 (30:16):
I'm not falling for it just feels scammy.

Speaker 5 (30:18):
So I logged into my IRD account, like I did
this legitimate for me? Yeah, and it said, hey, you
owe two thousand dollars, and I was like, oh oh,
and it said that I have been overseas for the
last seven months and I owe seven percent interest on
my student line.

Speaker 1 (30:33):
Oh, this is what we do. If you live overseas,
you've got to pay interest on your students.

Speaker 5 (30:38):
But here I was sitting in Auckland, CBD eating some lunch,
not overseas.

Speaker 3 (30:43):
And we can voucher the fact that you've been here, yeah,
the last seven months, so that I kind.

Speaker 6 (30:48):
Of just ignored it.

Speaker 4 (30:49):
I don't know some of those months you weren't here physically.

Speaker 2 (30:54):
Mentally, physically you were here, but mentally I think you
were actually in Australia.

Speaker 1 (30:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (30:59):
I kind of just ignored it for a dating, like
they've made a mistake.

Speaker 1 (31:03):
Oh wow, So in your mind that it will just
go away.

Speaker 6 (31:06):
You yeah, because I haven't been overseas.

Speaker 5 (31:08):
The next day I get another email saying you owe
another five hundred dollars. Now, so the total's at two thousand,
five hundred and I have to.

Speaker 1 (31:15):
Pay by the which is a student alone.

Speaker 6 (31:19):
I'm at like twenty eight k to go. I think,
yeah about that.

Speaker 1 (31:23):
Is was it worth it? That all that big student life?

Speaker 6 (31:26):
Well I'm here.

Speaker 5 (31:27):
Well, according to the Ird, I'm not here, so I
start panicking and the person I call when I'm in
peril is Ross Ross Boss, right.

Speaker 2 (31:37):
So terrible, terrible all start in terms of choice.

Speaker 5 (31:42):
Yeah, because I was like, maybe everyone at Zidim's having
this issue. Maybe it's a company thing, like I don't know.

Speaker 2 (31:47):
I call Ross and.

Speaker 5 (31:48):
He's like, on call the IRD, like me leave me alone?

Speaker 6 (31:52):
Yeah, pretty much.

Speaker 5 (31:53):
And because I was on and you'll leave, He's like
stop it. Yes, So I call the IRD and I said.

Speaker 6 (31:58):
Hi, I'm in New Zealand.

Speaker 1 (32:01):
La la la. How long did it take? You missed
out the bit when you're on hold for five hours?

Speaker 5 (32:05):
It actually was quite quirk, I will say, And I
got an acreadable customer server.

Speaker 1 (32:09):
Did you hear some Dave Dobbin before they picked up
the phone.

Speaker 6 (32:12):
To two realms of Dave Dobbin.

Speaker 3 (32:16):
Does two decades of the arts funding? You're going to
be on our id hold?

Speaker 1 (32:21):
Oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (32:23):
It's like, oh New Zealand music, it's great and they
pulled themselves up by the bootstraps and this great oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (32:31):
Away, It's just like I hate New Zealand music. I
slight that song yeah now I hate it?

Speaker 5 (32:39):
Well, yes, I get through to this lovely guy and
I said, Hey, I've been in New Zealand this whole time.

Speaker 1 (32:46):
Born.

Speaker 5 (32:47):
Yeah, I was born in a car park literally like
twenty minutes away. What's happening to yeah, And he said, no,
you've been in Melbourne for seven months.

Speaker 1 (32:56):
We haven't.

Speaker 6 (32:57):
I've never been to Melbourne.

Speaker 1 (32:59):
Like, what do you mean?

Speaker 6 (33:00):
Go back and forth.

Speaker 5 (33:01):
Turns out I never legally re entered the country after
my cruise and I never went to Melbourne. I got
off in New Zealand and Dunedin, but the cruise continued
to Melbourne and they just scanned me off even though
I wasn't there. So for the last seven months legally
I've been in Melbourne.

Speaker 6 (33:18):
Not so interesting and I had no idea.

Speaker 3 (33:22):
But when you got off at Dunedin, yeah, surely they
scanned your passport.

Speaker 6 (33:25):
Well no, because my partner, we were.

Speaker 5 (33:31):
The only two people getting off the cruise because he
was a worker and I wasn't a guest.

Speaker 1 (33:35):
There was no immigration on the crew.

Speaker 3 (33:39):
This seems like a loophole, I know, an immigration loophole.

Speaker 5 (33:44):
When it happened literally seven months ago, I told Carwin
and I went la la lah, I'm back in the country.
I didn't scan my passport haha, and she said red
flag and I said, calm down, Carwen.

Speaker 1 (33:56):
Was it right to raise a red flag?

Speaker 2 (33:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (33:59):
So the the ir D is like, we need to
prove that you've been in New Zealand, and so I
sent them a photo of me getting off the cruise
with a cocktail and they accepted it as well as
my pacelets. I have been paying my student loan this
entire time. I've had steady work and so.

Speaker 1 (34:16):
I had to send all their z How do you
describe your this year so far? Steady, Well, I've got
a job interesting interesting. Oh no, wait the judge. Yeah,
while we've got you, this is one on one. We'll
just do it now, said Steady. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (34:40):
Well yeah, they accepted my proof of cruising as this
photo of me holding a my Tai cocktail.

Speaker 1 (34:46):
That's stiddy, So they reversed the feat.

Speaker 5 (34:49):
Yes, I don't owe anything now I'm back to an
interest alone.

Speaker 1 (34:52):
But then, have you talked to who are the people
in charge of passports? Like until no, haven't you talked
to them about rectifying this. It's still on the system.
As being in Melbourne, you're still in the middle of
the ocean. If you go to Australia. Are you now
overstaying You're welcome in Australia? Is it? Oh? Ship? I

(35:17):
think there's more to be done here. I think today
your to do list? Do you call Ross? Are you
calling Ross? Why did you call Ross? The guy? You
need to call Internal affairs today and say, look, this
is what happened. You are just going to sort it
out in their system. They're not going to sort it out.

Speaker 6 (35:34):
I thought they were just.

Speaker 2 (35:37):
She's here.

Speaker 1 (35:38):
You know, you would have.

Speaker 3 (35:39):
Hoped that all the systems talk to each other, and
they might have, but they wouldn't.

Speaker 1 (35:43):
Don't.

Speaker 3 (35:44):
So you need to call them today and say, here's
what happened. I de rectified this, but can you make
sure I'm officially in New Zealand?

Speaker 2 (35:51):
Do you reckon?

Speaker 6 (35:52):
I need to send them the cocktail photo as well.

Speaker 1 (35:56):
I don't know that they are to call. What's can
you deal with this? Please? Fletch with her.

Speaker 3 (36:04):
I've had enough, I've given enough advice. I feel like
now it's your you deal with it today.

Speaker 1 (36:12):
Okay, who's she calling? Who she called? Internal Affairs? Internal affairs?
The passport people.

Speaker 6 (36:18):
Sound scandalous, doesn't it?

Speaker 5 (36:19):
In it?

Speaker 1 (36:20):
Does? It does? But today and good luck, and you'll
probably get to hear a bit more bick when you
call maybe.

Speaker 3 (36:31):
Some of the fast cruise slower numbers.

Speaker 2 (36:37):
Interesting that this is from Ashley Madison, because Ashley Madison,
the cheating website born in Australia in America, had a
big documentary about it.

Speaker 1 (36:47):
That's just reminded me. I've completely forgotten to watch that.
Oh my god, you must interesting. Everyone was saying how
good it was.

Speaker 2 (36:52):
It was really interesting, a three partter on NETFLIXE on Netflix.
And the interesting thing that people thought about it afterwards
is the fact the Ashley Medicine is still going even
though they had this huge leak. Everyone's information got leaked
and all these cheaters got revealed. So anyway, Ashley Medisine
is a website where you can go on and you
want to you want to find an extra marital affair
on a website rather than just cheaty, cheat and sweetie.

(37:15):
So they've released a whole bunch of statistics. They still
have thousands and thousands of members of Eshley Medicine.

Speaker 1 (37:22):
And nine point five percent of the men. Yes as well,
they kind of talked about that there. They faked up
a lot female profiles.

Speaker 2 (37:33):
Yeah, so the average member, because when you create a profile,
you actually put in a whole lot of information about yourself,
hich is terrifying if you're trying to cheat. The average
Ashley Medisine member has one to two children. They usually
earn under seventy five thousand dollars a year, so that'll
be American, I guess, yeah, like an average sort of salary.

(37:55):
For men, the careers that they are that they had
that were the most likely to be a cheater. Trade's
it engineers, sales managers on the road maybe maybe yeah,
construction workers, so we'll chuck them with trade e's.

Speaker 1 (38:13):
That's for men, and for.

Speaker 2 (38:15):
Women it was more caregiving roles like nurses, teachers, marketing execs,
stay at home mums, and hospital workers. Those are the big,
the big kind of markers that they were going to
be more likely to cheat.

Speaker 1 (38:30):
I can't sort of.

Speaker 2 (38:31):
I mean, the trading thing, I'm like, oh you just Americ,
and aren't it's a lad looking for more? The nurse thing,
I'm like, what do you do it? Sexy high vers six,
isn't it? It's quite bacon of especially if that's all
you're wearing.

Speaker 1 (38:48):
Do you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (38:49):
And you.

Speaker 1 (38:51):
Took Donald Duccan.

Speaker 3 (38:56):
Sort of a high versing no bottoms yeah right, yeah,
like winning the perse oft of situation.

Speaker 1 (39:02):
Just the shirt, yeah right, at the Jenny's dangle. Not
on the work site though that would be a work.

Speaker 3 (39:07):
Safe I'm sure to have a bloody field day if
they turned up and a whole lot of trade is
walking around their pants on.

Speaker 2 (39:13):
Mmmm, get you're wearing stuck in a vice or something
to be terrible. Also, a huge amount of Eshley Medicine
members are like older empty nesters. They say they were
kids eighteen to you know, thirty, looking to fill their
lives with something else. I know lots of my friends
whose parents once they left home got like late life

(39:36):
divorces because they say once the empty in the house
together alone for the first time in like twenty years,
Like Hi, oh yeah, what happened?

Speaker 1 (39:49):
Yuck? I'm with a little affair. Play play lovely, be
back at work.

Speaker 2 (39:59):
Actually, I'm ready for it. I'm here and I'm happy. Worn.

Speaker 1 (40:04):
It's a delight all that wants to work. We're forced
into a lot of people love working. I find a
lot of joy in their great job. I think if
people are like I love working, it tells me that
they don't know how to entertain themselves outside into your life. Yeah,
conn of win lotto, we know.

Speaker 3 (40:25):
Of you two have gone up old no no, no, no,
I'm trying to see it.

Speaker 1 (40:30):
I'm still trying. What is it this week? I don't
know as a.

Speaker 8 (40:33):
West Tan going with you as it wor seventeen and
I'm a bull bulls you go.

Speaker 1 (40:46):
Well, I did go away.

Speaker 2 (40:47):
I didn't really talk about it much because I was
pulling off a surprise and I nearly ruined it on
the last bloody day we had on ere and I
mentioned that I was taking some magazines over to my mum, yeah,
which gave away a little bit to those listening with
intent ears that I was going to Italy, where my
parents live half the year, ula la whatever. Anyway, So

(41:09):
I've never been to my parents' place, and I decided
that on a whim, I was going to go over
just on my own and surprise my dad, because my
family loves doing little surprises when we're apart, turning up
places and being like hi, I'm here. So I liaised
with my mum and I said, I'm just going to
book a ticket and I'm going to do this. Are

(41:31):
you free between this time and can I come and
stay and she said wash, she wouldn't be fine.

Speaker 1 (41:38):
You're kind of ruining their kind of time.

Speaker 2 (41:40):
Yeah, Like God, we fly all this way to get
away from.

Speaker 1 (41:44):
New Zealand and our children and you follow us anyway.

Speaker 2 (41:49):
So it was a big thing. And we were like, great,
let's not tell Dad because he'll love it.

Speaker 1 (41:52):
He'll be surprised.

Speaker 2 (41:53):
Now. Everyone thought, because my dad's got early on set Alzheimer's,
that was a bit mean.

Speaker 1 (41:57):
That I was going to turn up to surprise him,
because you initially may think, well tonight, finish. Did I forget?

Speaker 2 (42:03):
It's very early days and my dad's Alzheimer's diagnosis, so
it's it was fun, okay, confident. He wasn't just gonna
be like, oh hi anyway. So I don't know why
I got so nervous because I really wanted to like
pull off a great surprise, and I kept thinking I
was going to stuff it up. And we have to
drive from France to this where my parents live. And

(42:25):
my mum said, we were driving in Italy by the border,
right by the border. Do you know how two countries
can be next to each other? Countries aren't all surrounded
by the ocean islands.

Speaker 1 (42:37):
It was crazy WI when you can. Sometimes you can
just drive between two countries.

Speaker 2 (42:43):
You just go through like a little towns. No, no,
no separate places.

Speaker 1 (42:47):
It's not in Europe. I am familiar. They're very close,
but they're not all divided by the wide river. No.

Speaker 2 (42:52):
No, it's just land or a wall that's wild. Sometimes
it's just a policeman in a in a gate. Just
drive on through, just like.

Speaker 1 (43:04):
The world.

Speaker 2 (43:06):
Keep trying worn Anyway, we pulled into my parents little village,
tiny little place, and we drove around this corner and
my mom just goes duck and I went what And
I had to duck down the back seat because my
dad was at the pub, all right, and the pub
on the corner as we have to turn and go past,
and my dad would have recognized their rental car and

(43:27):
it had a look. So I ducked down, and that
gave us the clue that my dad was at the
pub with his friend Neil.

Speaker 1 (43:32):
Okay, and they haven't a little drinking very Italian's any name,
no nails from London. Oh okay. Right, people are allowed
to just go to whatever country they want, willy nilly,
they are.

Speaker 2 (43:41):
Yeah, Well, Italy's got a thing with New Zealand, so
you can stay there for six months, I think, without
being a resident anyway countries.

Speaker 1 (43:49):
Man, I don't get it. We just afformed you that
some of them touch how's about on holiday? WhatsApp does
and he didn't know he could WhatsApp. You know true
WhatsApp we are.

Speaker 3 (44:07):
No, that's not true, that's not true. My question was, no,
that's not true, because you.

Speaker 1 (44:13):
Were both on and I wasn't sure when you were
if it automatically got your WhatsApp? Does it? Does it?
You were not long gone where I didn't know WhatsApp
sometimes associated with a number of it was an So
we were just so much. What is one of the
most popular messages in the world.

Speaker 3 (44:34):
I don't know whether or not yours automatically linked to.

Speaker 1 (44:37):
Your WhatsApp SI, We'll missed you on the international message WhatsApp.
I knew, I knew, and I just didn't know what
was working for you so much about I.

Speaker 3 (44:50):
Should have guess the Fletcher's traveling. He needs a in
to win encryption on the people.

Speaker 2 (44:56):
You're the one who wanted to take our chair elsewhere anyway,
So we parked up the road in this thing, and
then my mom and her friend were like, we're going
to go down and we'll park up at the table
with Dad and Neil and some of their other friends
that were there. And my mom said, just like lurk
around the corner and then you can just come out,
and I was like great.

Speaker 4 (45:15):
And then so they went down and I could hear them.

Speaker 2 (45:17):
I was literally like around a concrete wall and they
were on the other side, and I was sort of
like listening in. And then I realized I didn't have
like a cool plan, like I didn't have anything like
cool to say, or like surprise or a popper or
his yea, now's not the type of poppers, no, so

(45:41):
and then I would start a panicking and then I
actually ended up staying behind the wall for like ten
minutes because I was like.

Speaker 1 (45:47):
Oh, I'm going to stuff it up.

Speaker 2 (45:48):
And then my moment that I attacked was my dad's friend, Neil,
who's a real party boy as was my dad, said like, oh,
it must be time for another round Sprowley, and I
was like, that's my So I walked around the corner
and my dad's back was to me and and I
put my hands on my dad's shoulder and I said, oh,
it must be my round dad, and then he turned around.
That was said my round dad, what are you having?

(46:12):
And he turned around he said, oh my God, and
he stood up and he gave me a massive, big hargan.

Speaker 4 (46:15):
He cried a lot, and everyone was like filming him.

Speaker 1 (46:17):
And said he think it for God and you were
coming and then he was like shit, yeah, I forgot
about you, Jane.

Speaker 2 (46:24):
No, no, he was very very surprised. And then we
proceeded to sit at this bar for hours and drink
mini Ugo sprits and I had a lovely time, surprised
my dad and then when I left it cry again.

Speaker 1 (46:34):
I nailed it. We really nailed it. Weed it Lord
of Tears.

Speaker 2 (46:38):
Yeah, and I know on our podcast that we're going
to be sharing some more stories from our travels because we.

Speaker 1 (46:43):
Don't want to plague you know.

Speaker 3 (46:45):
Everyone was stor because, as as our New Zealand correspondent
on what I can only describe as a European summer, yeah,
I was.

Speaker 1 (46:52):
Sick of it. Yeah sh No. So I got back
today and I saw people in Europe. I was like,
this is a bit much of my.

Speaker 2 (47:00):
Yeah, you because now you're back you're like, shut out.

Speaker 1 (47:03):
I'm back. I'm like, that's kind of.

Speaker 3 (47:04):
What everybody was doing to you guys for the last well.

Speaker 2 (47:07):
We have some more maybe not as appropriate for radio
stories on our podcast, including I helped my mum do
something for the first time in thirty years in a backfoot.

Speaker 1 (47:16):
It's a little podcast. Good tea next time the show
Wimpleton's on.

Speaker 2 (47:21):
Oh god, you sound like Patsy Sprow speaking of my
mum when the key wimpledon and she's doing quite well.

Speaker 1 (47:31):
Is she doing Wimbledon?

Speaker 3 (47:32):
You know, Wimbledon is on and there's been there's been
an accident, has been.

Speaker 2 (47:36):
An ex.

Speaker 1 (47:40):
And Hayley Wimpleton, as you like to call it Wimbledon.

Speaker 2 (47:45):
So Wimbledon's happening right now.

Speaker 3 (47:48):
Well, yeah, just because we had that the key we
girl did really well and then there was a key
we in the doubles.

Speaker 1 (47:53):
Is it?

Speaker 3 (47:53):
Is it okay for me to say I didn't pick
t Now as our tennis capital.

Speaker 1 (47:58):
Really I've been there.

Speaker 3 (48:00):
It's great on your way to Milford Cold. I like
quite liked it because you know, I mean, I love
a small town.

Speaker 1 (48:05):
Same on the water.

Speaker 3 (48:07):
It didn't give me tennis. I always imagine it's somewhere warmer.

Speaker 4 (48:10):
So is that where our key we girls from?

Speaker 1 (48:12):
Correct?

Speaker 3 (48:13):
I was born there and then moved overseas my a
father in law who is of Asian descent. He was
born in Hong Kong.

Speaker 1 (48:22):
Yeah, you'll like the irony of him saying she doesn't
look like a New Zealander. And then I was like, oh, okay,
are you a New Zealander? And he's like yeah. I
was like okay, and I just died him somewhere. That
Jesse didn't pack the irony at all. It's like you've
got a twenty fourth seven comedy show living at you.
Like I'm living in a one of those awkward Greg Daniels,

(48:44):
you know, the Office Parks and wreck Yees sitcom. Yeah,
weird awkward sitcoms.

Speaker 3 (48:50):
Yeah yeah, And I'm the guy that keeps the fourth
walling and looking at the camera.

Speaker 1 (48:53):
Just what's going on here? Okay?

Speaker 2 (48:56):
So Alexander Bublak, who who was representing Kazakhstan, the glatest
country in the world anyway, So he was playing against
America's uh Tommy Paul at Wimbledon and wimple and a

(49:19):
t I'm gonna I'm doing B and a d no.

Speaker 1 (49:22):
Wimple wimb wimpledon. What was the one was?

Speaker 2 (49:28):
I've been calling it Wimbledon this whole time, like an
idiot rocks in my head yea cold.

Speaker 3 (49:34):
Actually, I even think you're saying Wimbledon and make it
sound like it's do o and no wimpleton t I
m wimon.

Speaker 1 (49:44):
One's one far out. I've been living a lie anyway.

Speaker 2 (49:48):
So the America was playing at Kazakhstan and Berners and.

Speaker 1 (49:54):
Alexander. The Kazakhstan guy hit a ninety six mile per
hour serves like a hundre in something caves, isn't. It's
fast fest.

Speaker 2 (50:03):
However, the serve went out of control, went into the
audience and hit someone strain the nuts, a ball straight.

Speaker 1 (50:14):
Into the nuts. It was a fifty one year old guy.

Speaker 2 (50:16):
Oh and hit him this ball, which the BBC caught
on camera, smacked him.

Speaker 3 (50:25):
I was like, you know, they did a close up afterward.
He might send the outline in his pants. It's the
British Broadcasting Corporation caught the whole thing on camera.

Speaker 1 (50:33):
Thought the whole thing on camera now.

Speaker 2 (50:35):
He said the timing was terrible because he'd literally like
just said to relax and spread like he'd been up,
you know, watching the game.

Speaker 1 (50:44):
And then during that.

Speaker 2 (50:44):
Point, just before the serf, he went, oh, spread, League spread,
and then everyone started cheering at the speed of the
serve and no one really noticed he got hitting the balls.
He said he was in so much agony he couldn't
even pick up the ball. What made it worse was
the BBC cameras being like onto him, being like days later,
gave an interview, still throbbing.

Speaker 1 (51:09):
Yeah, experience the girlies.

Speaker 3 (51:12):
Yeah, and woman will say, oh, try giving birth and
you're like, well, you had three children, the second two
I'm guessing were you remember what the first time was? Like, Yeah,
and you did it twice more. No, guy's been kicked
in the balls and I have two more. Yeah, but
you got a child out of it. That is the
happiness and joy in life. Yeah, exactly. So there's a
positive outcome outcome to knocked in the neds.

Speaker 2 (51:34):
I feel like everyone's got a story of getting knocked
in the nads, also having a.

Speaker 3 (51:39):
If I was going to say, if you got that
in the in the fan, there's the pubic bond.

Speaker 1 (51:44):
I've been knocked in the bone before.

Speaker 3 (51:47):
Somebody drunkenly walking along like a pipe fence once and
it was a girl and everyone's like careful and she's like, oh,
I'll be fine, like insinuating that as she falls there's nothing,
and then.

Speaker 1 (51:59):
She slipped leg. It was like this. It was like
this polk sound that hot. And I was like and
she was like, yeah, well we should take some calls.

Speaker 2 (52:11):
I believe when you're not hitting the privates, okay, I'll
hit you maybe even because a hit to the t
hit hurts as well. You have heard of the oh
my god, specially right on the center, not as at all.
I imagine similar to getting hit in the guy nads.
But good lord, it's not nice. When did you get
hit in the privates? Because do you know when I

(52:32):
was first dating Eron, I was like two weeks in
and I was plainfully went like this and I slept
him with a magazine straight up called me and if
and B and then he apologized and he was just
like that really hurt. Yeah, but I remember being like, oh, yeah,
that was bad. The pain is unlike anything else.

Speaker 1 (52:50):
Okay, well let's take some calls. I like to hunt
your dance at him as a number Text through nine.

Speaker 2 (52:55):
Knows the heroic tennis story Silk Skins.

Speaker 1 (52:59):
Based on Wimbledon. Yeah, it was our name, didn't it.
Wait one hundred dars at him nine six nine sixty text?
When did you get hit in the private?

Speaker 2 (53:11):
Right now?

Speaker 1 (53:11):
That we want to know what hit you in the goolies?

Speaker 2 (53:13):
Because a ball traveling at ninety six miles per hour.
I don't know what that is in kilometers, but it's fast.
Hit a spectator right in the.

Speaker 3 (53:21):
News at Wimbledon, Andrew, When did you get ahead in
the goolies?

Speaker 5 (53:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (53:27):
Morning time probably a story that goes back probably twenty years.
I was about ten years old and it was almost
after school time and I was on my bike and
showing off to my mate.

Speaker 1 (53:37):
Yeah. I was like, I'm going to jump the set
of stairs, watch me, oh man man.

Speaker 2 (53:44):
And I proceeded to jump said set of stairs, but.

Speaker 9 (53:49):
Landed quite funny, and as I landed, the seat went
through my short shut.

Speaker 1 (53:55):
Up and then proceeded to hit.

Speaker 9 (53:59):
Said private past and completely ripped out said testicles.

Speaker 1 (54:07):
They ripped out.

Speaker 9 (54:08):
Well that kind of like split it open and they
had to be all surgically fixed back in.

Speaker 1 (54:13):
They like, are they are the balls like just floating
around in there? Or are they they're like they're on
a call. We're on a call. I had to have
two surgeries to sort it out.

Speaker 9 (54:23):
One to initially sort it and then I had to
have them anchored back in.

Speaker 1 (54:33):
In like working order. Do they all rip and all? Life?
Life is good? Two children have been where?

Speaker 2 (54:42):
Okay, wow, can you if you looked closely at said balls,
would we see the the scar?

Speaker 1 (54:54):
Yeah, yep, yep, there's there's stories to tell already, the
old the scar on the balls anyway, isn't it? There's
the same, there's the same. Yeah, did you get the same? Well,
it kind of goes across the when you your jeans
and it's not the same.

Speaker 3 (55:14):
You know, amazing, Thank you? When did you get head
in the gurlies?

Speaker 9 (55:22):
It wasn't me.

Speaker 2 (55:23):
It was a friend.

Speaker 9 (55:25):
My husband and my friend played softball and our friend
normally plays outfield, and as training he.

Speaker 1 (55:32):
Thought, oh, I'll come and play in the field.

Speaker 9 (55:33):
For a go, And so the ball got patched to
my husband and when he hit the ball came off
too fast for the guy to patch it, and it
hit him in the ball.

Speaker 3 (55:40):
Yeah, those are big you know softballs?

Speaker 2 (55:45):
I better softball doesn't feel soft when it's aheading the
balls softball.

Speaker 9 (55:53):
When he went he couldn't walk, so they put him
in the car. And then when he went home and
chilfriend had to help him try and get in the
bath because he couldn't lift his foot.

Speaker 2 (56:01):
Sometimes they retreat, don't they when they get damaged.

Speaker 1 (56:04):
Yeah, I wouldn't know. Yeah, the boys leave it with
the boys are thank you.

Speaker 3 (56:11):
We're talking about when you've received a knock to the
nether regions. The ball at Wimbledon that hit the spectator
in the goolies right in the nads ninety six miles
an hour, that is, I've done the calculations.

Speaker 1 (56:25):
One hundred and fifty four k's an hour at that ball. Geez.

Speaker 3 (56:28):
And most like cricket balls and molded like anywhere between.
I don't know, they get up to like one forty
the odd one at one fifty.

Speaker 1 (56:34):
But that's insane. But you were a box if you're
a cricket player, and that's the very reason. But if
you're a spectator, maybe you should be wearing boxes. Yeah
you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (56:42):
Oh my god, we're hearing from males and females alike
suffered a knock to it. Someone said I was in
a football final. I made a glorious attempt to kick
it into the goal. It was just me and the
goalie won on one and I did.

Speaker 1 (56:56):
A slide kick a slide slide okay, and.

Speaker 3 (56:59):
The only came out and tried to boot the ball
and just booted me straight in the fat and.

Speaker 1 (57:06):
Stop stopped me. Did That's how hard to kick one?
So you imagine someone sliding along a week brown and
you just boot them and the boots store. No thanks,
no thanks? Sam? When did you get hitad in the goolees?
So I was. I just want to say a long
time listener first for it's over there, Hayley, the bell
hang on.

Speaker 3 (57:26):
We've got to get the We've been away for a
couple of weeks.

Speaker 2 (57:29):
Sorry, said, Well, tell us about your gooleies.

Speaker 9 (57:35):
So I was working at a check and farm a
few years ago and we had roosters in with the
hens yep, and sometimes they didn't like us. And you know,
ones that happened to kick.

Speaker 1 (57:47):
Me did a jumping talent kit lucky for us. Spos
Sweet you were you rouched down to its level?

Speaker 5 (58:02):
No? I was standing, just walking.

Speaker 1 (58:04):
And are you really sure it was like a karate
check or something? Okay? Okay, it's cool of cock fighting
stinging his joke.

Speaker 8 (58:19):
But I wasn't.

Speaker 1 (58:23):
Well behaved there, Sam, But did it kind of run
at you and then jump you just and sometimes I
get angry? Okay and very territorial. Yeah right, God, what
a bizarre Sam. Thank you some.

Speaker 3 (58:41):
Messages, there's so many. I was lying on the couch
with my newborn daughter and my stomach. She kicked both
feet down into my nuts, one little foot per nut.
I thought I was passing away extreme pain I was doing.
I was driving a stand up see then the council

(59:01):
always drove them. They stand, they stand on the moa.
It looks like a segway.

Speaker 1 (59:06):
With a Mara on the front. Oh okay.

Speaker 3 (59:08):
I was drubbing a stand up mara and hit a
hole and the MOA had a springboard that you stand on.
I had a blower between my legs. Went up in
the air and came down on my blower. Oh, I
can imagine. The plane was on the floor for ten
minutes and the MOA was just I like to imagine.

Speaker 1 (59:22):
The moa just keep going, keep going. Yeah, but it didn't.

Speaker 2 (59:25):
Someone missus saying I was sent to the A and
E by a workmate who kicked me in the balls
because I farted at them, so there was his retaliation.

Speaker 1 (59:34):
Both.

Speaker 3 (59:34):
You need to pop up to hr for a cat. Yeah,
that's not that's yeah. My sister and I tried climbing
the fence to get out to our elderly neighbors apple tree.
My sister lost their footing and landed on over JJ
on the fence.

Speaker 2 (59:47):
Oh yeah, bam, oh screaming, oh JJ screaming gooley screaming.

Speaker 1 (59:58):
That was terrible.

Speaker 2 (59:59):
Someone got tried to climb over an electric fence and
got shocked in the balls.

Speaker 1 (01:00:02):
I've had a shock on the ball, have you? How
does that feel like? Nice?

Speaker 3 (01:00:13):
Opened some doors, climbing through, climbing through to wire electric
fence and just slept and landed on the and then
rolled off. But it doesn't hurt as much as a
cash shock on a party of like a forehead or
a or a back where.

Speaker 1 (01:00:29):
The bones real close to the surface. That hurts. Oh gosh.
I still wouldn't recommend it. No, unless.

Speaker 3 (01:00:38):
I was the first on the scene of a paragliding accident,
I wouldn't even go near it.

Speaker 1 (01:00:42):
Paragliding run off the cliff, I think so. Yeah, And
then the parachute and gliding. It's all in the name. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:00:52):
If I saw one of those crash, I don't think
I could rush over because what am I going to find?

Speaker 1 (01:00:57):
My God?

Speaker 3 (01:00:58):
Yeah, I was on the first seen the guy had
semi amputated his arm, yet was only concerned about.

Speaker 1 (01:01:06):
His balls, which the testicles.

Speaker 3 (01:01:08):
This scrotum had been ruptured by the harness at the
point of impact.

Speaker 1 (01:01:12):
God. So this guy's arms like off hanging on by
a string, and he's like, God, get a bit of
hobby as well. Get a nicer hobby, like lawn bowls.

Speaker 2 (01:01:21):
And do you know what I mean, Like play a
game of ten. Calm down, don't go running off cliffs.

Speaker 3 (01:01:26):
Play play Sabrina Carpenter, please please please on.

Speaker 1 (01:01:33):
Sid M just out of it for being a Nippo.
I didn't say nip I just seen her.

Speaker 3 (01:01:39):
I just learned that her auntie is Bart Simpson. Yeah,
Nancy can't right.

Speaker 1 (01:01:45):
She's got to have like three little boys.

Speaker 2 (01:01:47):
There was a terrible Nancy sub session. No, that wasn't
Bart Simpson, but the actress. She's got this really high.

Speaker 1 (01:01:54):
Screen because you know that's right up there was a
raving scientologist to Yeah she is, Yeah, let's right up
there with your Arnold Schwartznagger impersonation, a little bit of
barn since and talking to Arnold Schwartznagger. And now maybe
bart could tell hey, don't have a cow, Arnie. I'm
not opening a cow.

Speaker 2 (01:02:14):
But like Barney from I was in Springfield, I wasn't Springfield.

Speaker 1 (01:02:21):
I couldn't get out of Springfield quick.

Speaker 2 (01:02:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:02:23):
Your voices aren't getting better, are they? No, they're not.
So I wanted to bring home.

Speaker 2 (01:02:30):
I did a bit of antique shopping because there were
lots of antique fears where I was in the part
of the world where I visited.

Speaker 1 (01:02:37):
Two times she's mentioned being in Europe because I haven't
mentioned it at all, three or four. Sorry, the producers
have been counting.

Speaker 2 (01:02:44):
Well, I just don't have any other ship. You'll have
your chance next yeah, yeah, exactly. Anyway, I went to
this in the village with my parents lived there had
this antique store once a month, and I was there
when it was on.

Speaker 4 (01:02:56):
And you know me, I love knickknacks. I love collecting antiques.

Speaker 3 (01:02:59):
You love, well, your whole curious is full of like
antique stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:03:04):
Yes, exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:03:05):
And so I was like, here we go and one
thing I passed was this bronze looking head of a
questionable animal. I don't know what it was, and I
went up and down the street and then I came
back later in the day. I was like, I think
I want that, and I picked it up and I
was like, Holy for Jesus, this thing was so heavy.

Speaker 1 (01:03:23):
What's a questionable animal? Wow?

Speaker 2 (01:03:26):
Okay, I'm going to show you a photo I did
put it on my don't know if it's a dog
or a beer dog.

Speaker 1 (01:03:33):
It's not apopo that is so far.

Speaker 2 (01:03:36):
It's got fangs, looks like a pit bull.

Speaker 1 (01:03:42):
It's a seal.

Speaker 3 (01:03:43):
No, it's sort of thing that you crossed the road
because it's not a leash.

Speaker 2 (01:03:48):
I actually did a question box on Instagram and a
lot of people were saying, like baby otter or something.

Speaker 1 (01:03:54):
Okay, anyone, I don't know what it is. I wanted
bronze animal.

Speaker 2 (01:03:58):
I found a spiritual connection to this thing. And it
was so heavy, and so I was like, I'm just
going to take it. I'll just figure out how.

Speaker 1 (01:04:05):
To get it home. How much did it cost? It
wasn't that much. It was like not that much. Your
idea of not much and my idea of not much
polar worth it. I've heard that before. I paid, when
I paid, and then I had it. Yeah you did, Yes,
that's true, you actually did.

Speaker 2 (01:04:25):
The fact this was like the third day I was
in Italy, and then it just sat where I was
staying for the whole time. And then I had to
like pack my bag, and my bag was so heavy.
I've left a whole bunch of stuff with my parents.
Just be like, can you bring that home? Because I
brought home lots of booze. I went to this wine around.
I bought to one right anyway.

Speaker 1 (01:04:42):
So there was no room for it.

Speaker 2 (01:04:44):
The sup pine here, no, but this one was a
special one, worth it, worth it anyway.

Speaker 1 (01:04:50):
So I was packing my bag what.

Speaker 2 (01:04:52):
Felt like yesterday, whatever day it was, and I was like,
I'm just going to carry it on.

Speaker 1 (01:04:56):
I'm just going to have it in a little sounds
head my backpack.

Speaker 2 (01:05:01):
You already felt my backpack when I was going over.
So the backpack was taking the purse. And then I
had an eight kg bronze head of dog bear in
this little tote bag.

Speaker 1 (01:05:15):
And then I to get home.

Speaker 2 (01:05:17):
We drove, then caught two trains then a tram to
get to the airport. And I had my big suitcase
and my backpacks. So my dad, who may I remind you,
who does have Alzheimer's, was in charge of.

Speaker 1 (01:05:30):
I was in charge of.

Speaker 2 (01:05:31):
The sack with the eight kg heading, and it was
really heavy. And then at one point we're sitting on
the train. We're in France, we're heading to Nice to
go to this thing, and I just looked to Dad,
who's sitting next to me.

Speaker 1 (01:05:42):
I was like, where's the head? And he was like,
oh shit, oh god, where is it?

Speaker 2 (01:05:48):
And he's lost it and we haven't left the station yet.
So my mum goes, where were you standing? She runs
off the train out to where we were waiting at
the station to try to find this eight kg head.
Then she realizes she's got one minute till the train layers,
so she runs back. She like, we don't have time,
and I say it's fine, and actually I'm kind of
glad to be rid of it.

Speaker 1 (01:06:08):
It's eight kg's no no need to lug it across
the world.

Speaker 2 (01:06:12):
Then I'm sitting there with my dad and he said
the thought that he did stop at some point to
take my bag from me to put it away, and
so then I was like, I wonder if he's just
put it down somewhere on the train. So I just
start wandering around the carriages and I just find it on.

Speaker 1 (01:06:26):
A seat and I found it. So it's lost and
now it's found.

Speaker 2 (01:06:30):
And then I get this thing to the airport and
my dad's standing with me holding the head in the sack,
and then they check me in and they weigh my
carry on luggage.

Speaker 1 (01:06:40):
My backpack for a tree euld do that? No? No?
For the plane? Oh I know, I know, And I
was like, oh shit.

Speaker 2 (01:06:46):
So I just said to Dad like I waved my
bag and then they tagged it and I was like, fine,
I'll just carry the head toat thing. Then I had
to go through three different securities, and each time it
got pulled over because it must have looked all.

Speaker 1 (01:06:59):
So so strange. It's a huge metal donging. Yeah, and
it was.

Speaker 2 (01:07:04):
It was in a plastic bag, in a tote bag,
and every time they pulled it out, they were like,
what is this. They did it in Doha, they did
it in France, they did it everywhere. And then I said,
I don't know, and I started getting all giggly. I'd
be like, I don't know, I don't know, it's like
a bronze animal and they're like okay, And every time
they drug swipe very bridge, and then in my head

(01:07:30):
for one second, I was like, I did buy this
from a I have no idea, but it was hollow.
It was fine, so they drugged it. It was such a
bird in the whole.

Speaker 1 (01:07:37):
And it's still weighed that much. Yeah, it's like empty,
like it's hollow inside.

Speaker 2 (01:07:42):
And then I would put it in the overhead thing
and then put my bag in front of it, and
every time someone was like fishing around the overhead, I
had this image because I was in the aisle of
it like dropping down onto my head and killing me.

Speaker 1 (01:07:52):
It was absolutely terrible.

Speaker 2 (01:07:53):
And then the last or no and one of the
stops when they drugged it, they kept asking these questions
and I was well sketchy.

Speaker 1 (01:08:00):
So they gave me a.

Speaker 2 (01:08:01):
Full international pet down, like a cupping of the breast,
a hand to the mound.

Speaker 1 (01:08:07):
Yeah, everything to the mountain. How was that?

Speaker 2 (01:08:12):
It's quite nice after two and a half weeks away.

Speaker 1 (01:08:16):
I nearly said something, but I was like, you are
in the Middle East, yeah, and the mountain.

Speaker 4 (01:08:22):
Just let them mound anyway.

Speaker 1 (01:08:25):
I got it home.

Speaker 2 (01:08:27):
I got it home, and now we're going to find
a little place for it in the house. At the time,
whatever it is.

Speaker 1 (01:08:32):
Well done. They got a free home.

Speaker 3 (01:08:35):
Wiring of crap has now gone international and gentlemen.

Speaker 1 (01:08:40):
Play and Hayley, I was mistaken for somebody's boyfriend while
we're away on holidays.

Speaker 4 (01:08:49):
I have even been anyone's boyfriend for a long time.

Speaker 3 (01:08:51):
No, I was in line to get on this cable
car thing. Whereabout Roosevelt Island put it down. No, there
was island in America in New York.

Speaker 1 (01:09:03):
Yeah, so that's not really.

Speaker 5 (01:09:06):
New York.

Speaker 3 (01:09:06):
I'm not doing a Hailey like when you went to
Barley and talked about it for six months.

Speaker 1 (01:09:11):
I'm not You're not doing that. I'm just saying that
it was.

Speaker 4 (01:09:13):
Barley is a great place, by the way, a hell
of a time.

Speaker 1 (01:09:16):
You did.

Speaker 3 (01:09:18):
So in line to get on this camble cars packed
and they put you in this little kind of waiting
area before the camble car comes and then you get on.

Speaker 1 (01:09:25):
We're familiar with how lining up for something works for it.
They don't know. You don't even know the countries can touch.
What is new to me. Also, you didn't know that
we could use whats you what's that. I didn't know
whether you're automatically?

Speaker 4 (01:09:42):
Hey, friends, are you able to exist what I'm about?

Speaker 1 (01:09:46):
Swearing you and get yourself another week after? So, I mean,
don't blame me for really explaining this, you know, and
this ladies. Next thing, she's kind of on one foot.
I think she was kind of No, she had two legs,
but one was up.

Speaker 3 (01:10:00):
She was her strap on his sandal or shoe and
she started falling. And that's when she reached and put
her hand like unst kind of under my arm, like
hooking arm, hooking arm to stop. And then she looked
up at me and she was like, oh my god,
I'm so sorry you're not my boyfriend.

Speaker 1 (01:10:19):
And he was standing behind me. Did you say yet?

Speaker 3 (01:10:22):
No, he was standing behind me, like same height, same
basically the same colored T shirt.

Speaker 1 (01:10:27):
It's quite an intimate thing to do, the looping of
the arm. Yeah, And she was so embarrassed. No, she wasn't.
I on hundred percent believe that. She was like, whoa,
do you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (01:10:38):
And saw your bronze jacked arms and was like, that's
a bit of me. No, and she went that's one
of flirting technique. No, do you know how many times
I fell in Europe. Constantly I was like, whoa, it's
stumbling around.

Speaker 1 (01:10:53):
My vertigo, my vera where vertigo is back right? And
then I would look for any pair of you know,
muscle balls. If you were flirting with someone to do that.
Did the boyfriend acknowledge it at all? He was behind me.
He just thought it was funny way to be saying.
But I think it's it's a brother playing the role
of you. Reckon like you reckon. It was flirting and

(01:11:15):
I completely mister.

Speaker 2 (01:11:17):
You could have had a lovely hooker, but instead you
spent the whole holiday alone. Anyone you missed the chance hooker?

Speaker 1 (01:11:28):
Yeah? Yeah, you didn't flirt with anyone in Europe.

Speaker 2 (01:11:32):
Well, I have to say I've come back and I
think my fear may be brewing again.

Speaker 1 (01:11:35):
Is that? Yeah? It was off for a bit. Put
that pop back? Why did it sweitch on? Just there's
so many attracted people.

Speaker 3 (01:11:41):
So that's what you both said. Man, how hot were
the people in Europe? France, Italy flit you mentioned Spain
got a special shout out from you.

Speaker 1 (01:11:52):
I got a friend at the moment he messaged, man,
I was like, you would love Portugal Yeah, that's what
I mean when when I.

Speaker 2 (01:12:00):
Was at the beach once and I was like, Vaughn Vornn,
there's a Vorn, there's a Vorn, there's maybe.

Speaker 1 (01:12:05):
That's maybe it's best I didn't go to Europe and this. Yeah,
I think so.

Speaker 3 (01:12:08):
But do you think anybody ever comes to New Zealand
and calls home and it's like you are not going
to man?

Speaker 1 (01:12:14):
Everyone here is so hot? No? No, I know even
in summer. I know it's real mean about all of us,
but they don't say that. I think the only reason
I'm a Meer is because I'm here. And if I went,
you were in Europe, you'd blossom, I would you'd think
it unminger. I think unminger.

Speaker 2 (01:12:33):
I think my New Zealanders would like ship away and
I would become a hot European Like it was hot man,
it was just hot people everywhere.

Speaker 3 (01:12:42):
Right, But a few perhaps are listening to the show
and you're not originally from New Zealand. Do you think
we're hot where where we're what is it not self
deficat and that's what you put your pants. We're very
defict justificating, self deprecating.

Speaker 1 (01:13:03):
So maybe we're just not I mean maybe they're like,
this is a cute only cutesy. No, I mean they're
simly cutesy with their accents.

Speaker 2 (01:13:14):
No, we're not. It's the worst accent and we're Baners Honestly.

Speaker 1 (01:13:20):
The moment I left, I mean, how many times have
we won Miss Universal World? Who's winning it all the time? Brazil, Italy?
They're hot, man, they're hot. There's so many hot people
and it's ignited in a fear.

Speaker 2 (01:13:36):
Now I'm back in.

Speaker 1 (01:13:37):
New Zealand, right surround who I will remind you around
main audience holiday. She is being self deplicated. I'm sorry
to be soficate from an international person. Okay, who came

(01:13:59):
to New Zealand. New Zealand has at Did they ask
him if they could use WhatsApp? Are they WhatsApp in
your home country? Can you? And does your country your
country touches?

Speaker 2 (01:14:14):
Wait a second, but are you sure you're not just
speaking of a town a province.

Speaker 3 (01:14:19):
Perhaps if it's not a town, if it's bigger than
a town, province, it's touching another province, but surely not
count don't touch O care?

Speaker 1 (01:14:25):
What have they said? New Zealand has a lot of
hot rugged dudes? If that's your face rugged. Shame about
the accent.

Speaker 2 (01:14:33):
I think that, Yeah, because there were a lot of
very pretty, like beautiful people over there, which generally is
not my type. I like them rugged, So maybe I'm
in the right You're in the right place for your
They have like a rugged people.

Speaker 1 (01:14:49):
Plays. Flitch Voorn and Haley Keys are just very playing.
Jane not naturally preshy. Now, I mean we were which
coming from the UK, I mean that's where we're all from.

Speaker 2 (01:15:00):
Technically, when I say New Zealand is the megas, I'm
not talking about Marty people.

Speaker 1 (01:15:04):
I'm talking predominantly predominantly the white ones. Yeah, predominantly Megas.
And that's because we're from the UK. Anyway, thanks for
the ask for feedback, and then you're just saying their feedback,
you know, thank you for the feedback.

Speaker 3 (01:15:17):
It's time for Fact of the day, day day day day.

Speaker 2 (01:15:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:15:25):
Do do do do do do do do do do
do do do do Dear.

Speaker 3 (01:15:35):
Today's this week's back to the day theme is eating records. Great,
and I thought we'd start with the what is believed
to be the world's largest meal ever consumed. Okay, wowise
get a spook of records. This is not one you
can apply to beat anymore because it's somehow because it's

(01:15:56):
bad for you.

Speaker 1 (01:15:57):
The person who holds the record diet. Wow.

Speaker 3 (01:15:59):
Okay, So it was in nineteen eighty four, that nineteen
eighty three, I do apologize.

Speaker 1 (01:16:06):
Eight am. It was a Sunday.

Speaker 3 (01:16:08):
A twenty three year old woman arrived at A and
e at the Royal Liverpool Hospital complaining of abdominal pain.
Her belly button had popped out like you'd expect to
see during pregnancy, and the val but goes inside out.

Speaker 1 (01:16:18):
Oh no, and she was finding it difficult to breathe.

Speaker 3 (01:16:22):
Nurses began questioning her and she said, I did have
a late dinner between midnight and four am. Okay, And anyway,
a little while later she passed away. Oh goodness, the
body was just it just couldn't handle it couldn't hack,
it couldn't handle it.

Speaker 5 (01:16:37):
In a.

Speaker 3 (01:16:40):
Post mortem, it was confirmed that the contents of her
stomach weighed eight point six kilograms.

Speaker 1 (01:16:47):
Oh my god, this is as much as your statue here, white.
This is twice the size of a baby. Oh my god,
eight point six kilograms. It's a lot. It was published
in a medical journal. They said, what was it I've
got it.

Speaker 3 (01:16:59):
Oh, thank you, you got her gigantic meal comprised of
four hundred and fifty grams of liver.

Speaker 2 (01:17:07):
Unless parts though maybe she's on the games.

Speaker 1 (01:17:10):
Nine hundred grams of kidneys. Why is she on the off? Oh,
just on the awful between midnight and four o'clock as well.

Speaker 3 (01:17:17):
Two hundred and twenty six grams of steak, which is
a small steak for someone who just polished off you know,
part of one and a half kg is of offal.
Two eggs oh yeam. Five hundred grams of cheese. Oh yeah, yeah,
that's marple bloss. That's half a kg block.

Speaker 2 (01:17:37):
She's keto as well, you know. Dah, here we go,
bring in the carbs. Two large slices of bread, okay.

Speaker 1 (01:17:44):
Four hundred and fifty grams of mushrooms. Nine hundred grams
of do you know how light mushrooms are? Then? Wait?

Speaker 2 (01:17:52):
Now, four hundred fifty grams is a mountain of mushrooms.

Speaker 3 (01:17:56):
Nine hundred and seven grams of carrot one cauliflower.

Speaker 1 (01:18:01):
Do you think while she was doing this she was like,
I better have some bees.

Speaker 3 (01:18:04):
Yeah, very hungry caterpillar, very hungry, very hungry caterpilla one
coli fat.

Speaker 1 (01:18:09):
Ten peaches because she's like, oh, I could do it
some pod, but I'm trying to well, I might eat
some fruit.

Speaker 4 (01:18:14):
I want something sweet, but I don't want anything candy.

Speaker 3 (01:18:16):
Ten peaches, four piers, two apples, four bananas, nine hundred
grams of plums, nine hundred grams of grapes, and two
glasses of milk.

Speaker 1 (01:18:29):
Geesez. It's the milk that did it. And this isn't
one meal between midnight and four. This was a late
meal between midnight and four. Who cooked it? Why might
she do that? I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:18:43):
It is considered and they stopped obviously because to beat
this record you would have to do something horrendously endangering
to yourself. Yeah, because she did die directly as a
result of just moving everything.

Speaker 1 (01:18:54):
Everything was just like everything shut down there to stop
shout out.

Speaker 2 (01:18:58):
It becomes a point when you eat it's too much
where you just can't what was she doing?

Speaker 1 (01:19:06):
She must have had that thing that Golden retrievers have. Yeah,
did they say how much you wet?

Speaker 3 (01:19:12):
Because you know, a lot of those people that do
the eating competitions are like tiny people. There's no word
on I don't have a name or anything. It's kind
of a an official record, but they say they don't
do it anymore. Even competitive eaters, though, distanced themselves from
them trying to eat a bigger meal than that because
eight point six.

Speaker 1 (01:19:31):
I don't even know how to describe.

Speaker 3 (01:19:32):
They describe it in this article as heavier than the
heaviest bowling ball.

Speaker 1 (01:19:36):
You'll find it a bowling alley.

Speaker 3 (01:19:37):
Just shoving it in, yeah, yeah, just eating it in
that form of all again, liver, kidneys, shteak, eggs, cheese, bread, mushrooms, carrots,
colieflower peaches, pears, apples, but his plums, grapes and two
glasses of milk.

Speaker 1 (01:19:52):
That sounds like she had a fruit salad at the end.
It's the largest for itseld On record. Yeah, the largest
for itsselved.

Speaker 3 (01:19:58):
So today's back to today is a Guinness Water record
for the largest meal, the heaviest meal ever. Eden may
never be beaten as they do not want to hear
about it because the person that ate eight point six
kilograms and four hours died.

Speaker 1 (01:20:12):
Fact of the day, day day day, day, Do do
do do do do do do do doo doo dooo doo.
Play play.

Speaker 2 (01:20:34):
So there's a nurse she works in a hospital. Shocking,
that's the first bomb a drop. Wow, there's a nurse
just got a job on a hospital and she's sharing
a line that she has been chatting to a lovely
guy for two months, just kind.

Speaker 1 (01:20:48):
Of dating, kind of dating.

Speaker 2 (01:20:49):
Yea, yeah, you've been hanging out, texting, messaging, hanging out,
going on dates, da da da da, all going while
she really likes him.

Speaker 1 (01:20:54):
He sends her a cute text on this date while
she's at work. She reads it. She's like, you know
what it's like when it's fresh before it's sours. I'm kidding,
what hours and you're just stuck in the flesh lives
in a fresh world. He dies before here.

Speaker 2 (01:21:11):
We are we canned, you know, we're preserved. Anyway, So
gets a little thing and she's like he. Then a
couple of hours go by and she turns around and
oh my god, he's turned up at a workplace.

Speaker 1 (01:21:24):
She's like, oh my god, he's at the hospital. He
must be here to visit me.

Speaker 2 (01:21:27):
She looks at his face, his eyes widened, jaw hits
the floor, she says, and she's like, why is he
looking like that? And then trailing behind him his pregnant
girlfriend who's having a scheduled sea section.

Speaker 1 (01:21:38):
Wow. So and.

Speaker 2 (01:21:42):
Yeah, so that's how she discovered that the boy she's
been seeing for a couple of months has not only
a girlfriend, but a baby mama who is at her hospital.

Speaker 1 (01:21:53):
Wow, for a scheduled sea section.

Speaker 2 (01:21:55):
Now I was reading this being like, tell me she's
not the nurse, Like, tell me she's not. Yeah, the thing,
but she's not. She's not, thank god. Anyway, So she's
just like, I'm just processing what's happening. This guy has
just walked in here with us saying. She's like, I'm
trying to laugh. And they've been kind of dating for
like two months. Yeah, that's insane, she.

Speaker 1 (01:22:14):
See the past few months, so so fear to assun
the partner had been pregnant the entire time. Yes, well,
if it's the past few months, that's.

Speaker 3 (01:22:26):
I mean, it's a jerk move to cheat, but even
more so when your partner's pregnant.

Speaker 1 (01:22:29):
I know.

Speaker 2 (01:22:30):
So like and he had not been like stopping at
all during leading up into this birth, like he'd been
text her that day. Anyway, it is sparked inside of
me a phoner of how you discovered your partner's secret.
It doesn't have to be that they were cheating, but
like he is caught red handed and the most white,
like literally right in front of her eyes.

Speaker 1 (01:22:51):
And like it was shocking, Like she didn't suspect this,
did she? God?

Speaker 4 (01:22:54):
No, she was smitten. She's got the text dealer in
the day.

Speaker 1 (01:22:57):
Do you not run a like background check like unscrews
Instagram or something? My thing?

Speaker 2 (01:23:01):
When I hear these things, I'm like, wait, we wouldn't
he would have gone around to his house though, but
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:23:06):
But maybe not if it's just been two months. I
don't know exactly they would have. They're definitely looking back.
Would have been red flags.

Speaker 2 (01:23:12):
Yeah, two hours before he texted her being all like
and he literally has a scheduled sea section, not like,
oh shit, now going to go to the hospital.

Speaker 1 (01:23:19):
Yeah, he should have known what hospital she worked at. Okay,
all things went wrong?

Speaker 3 (01:23:23):
Oh eight one hundred dalc in and we'd love to
take your calls and texting as well. Nine six '
nine six How did.

Speaker 4 (01:23:28):
You stumble across your partner's secret?

Speaker 2 (01:23:31):
We want to know how you found out your partner's secret,
because there is a nurse whose boyfriend walked in with
his pregnant girlfriend.

Speaker 1 (01:23:40):
Yeah, and that's when she was like, oh wow, my
boyfriend has a pregnant girlfriend. Well about to pop girlfriend.

Speaker 3 (01:23:46):
Yeah, well it's not always Just then walking into the hospital,
somebody said my partner's Google was logged onto my tablet.
I went to a Google search in the drop down
bar history goes Domino's Pizza, the weather, and told on escorts.
He'd been eating pizza, checking the weather, and hiring escorts

(01:24:07):
the entire relationship.

Speaker 1 (01:24:09):
Oh listen, well it was like thorn pizza, pizza pizza
because there's so much calm. It's so gluggy that's doing
that after pizza, especially if it's hot. But he's it's
an escort. You know who kids? Do you know what
I mean? You're not going to see them again. You've

(01:24:30):
got your big pizza belly out an escort. Do you
go back to the same wonder? Do you go for
a variety? Good? You'd go back? I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:24:40):
We want to know how you found out your partner's secret.

Speaker 2 (01:24:43):
Are you going to read that book?

Speaker 1 (01:24:44):
There is a pretty outrageous.

Speaker 2 (01:24:46):
Some wild stories coming on cheating, just cheating and stuff,
but there's a lot.

Speaker 3 (01:24:50):
I leaned on my boyfriend's leg to get up off
the couch even do that you're pushing.

Speaker 1 (01:24:55):
Ah, you just got to put a bit of wait on.

Speaker 3 (01:24:57):
There and you get in the middle of the anyway,
I found something hard in his pocket, something weirdly hard
and stuff. Yeah, nice, Where are we going? And I said,
is that your pea pipery? You pleased to see me?
It was his pea pipe arm? What he pulled out
a pea pipe and I said, what's that for? I've
never seen one before. I always get targeted advertised to
them from like Timo and stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:25:18):
Is I had? Do you want to cool glass pipe pipe? Yeah? Wow,
I don't know. I just don't know anyone that. Like
you look at the stats and you hear the story.

Speaker 3 (01:25:30):
You know what you do know something you do they
just haven't told They just haven't told you.

Speaker 1 (01:25:34):
But it's so prevalent.

Speaker 3 (01:25:35):
Yeah, he was swiftly, swiftly asked to leave and never
contact me. You know, a lot of other things made
since after that revelation.

Speaker 2 (01:25:42):
Yeah, do you not know your partner's on it's so Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:25:46):
Found out when I was booking flights on my new
boyfriend that he had lied about his age.

Speaker 1 (01:25:49):
It was actually three years older than his city he
was putting in the passport details. Yeah, caught you.

Speaker 3 (01:25:55):
We born found out ten months into a relationship when
doing a police check is part of setting them up
on a.

Speaker 1 (01:26:02):
Pet business of his own.

Speaker 3 (01:26:04):
Yeah, that he didn't pass the police check.

Speaker 1 (01:26:08):
He had been extradited by Interpol. What sorry, I.

Speaker 7 (01:26:12):
Thought it was like a d u I what what what.

Speaker 1 (01:26:17):
You would take?

Speaker 3 (01:26:18):
Take you to take you back to a country for
if you've been a boy, a naughty boy?

Speaker 5 (01:26:24):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:26:25):
What a thing to just follow up? Why was he extradited?
What had he done? Yes? Please in that country? Maybe
just should I message them? I'll find that one bit?
Yeahs what country? Nicely? Hi there you follow up questions? Yeap,
lovely doesn't need to be on here.

Speaker 3 (01:26:45):
Just just for our own personal we get little treats.

Speaker 1 (01:26:48):
Yeah, just for us. We find out the all blacks name.

Speaker 3 (01:26:52):
Yes, yeah, international sports person.

Speaker 1 (01:26:56):
Was unnamed athlete. We always know what had he done.
I can'tfully thank you for tanking for the We won't
share it unless you want us Tom.

Speaker 3 (01:27:09):
I seen a text conversation between my partner at the
time and his best mate about how he'd slept with
my mother and whether he should tell me or just
take it to the grave.

Speaker 1 (01:27:16):
We were together for six years. What Jesus there would
be like imagine of Aaron and Patsy. Odd, yeah, odd odd.
I found out that my now ex part I found
out my now ex partner's readed account. Oh yeah, because

(01:27:37):
he'd logged onto it on the computer and I went
into the messages and he was trying to hook up
with eighteen year olds. He was three.

Speaker 3 (01:27:44):
I knew it was something he'd posted about my missing
cat and he said where we lived.

Speaker 1 (01:27:48):
At the time. He's still denying it to this day,
like the true clown.

Speaker 3 (01:27:51):
He is also by far not the shadiest thing he
did during our relationship.

Speaker 1 (01:27:55):
Did he Did they find the cat text?

Speaker 4 (01:28:00):
We don't have you shar that in your either. That's
just a treat for us.

Speaker 1 (01:28:03):
We love our little extra treat you don't get to hear. Yeah,
do you find the cant Just this one's real long,
and sometimes that's like and it goes a bit strange.
Really long ones literally just came in. Okay, okay, ah,
have you pre read that enough?

Speaker 3 (01:28:26):
Hang on, I originally read for you. May you read
a hit on that one. I'll leave that in your hands.
I recently found out that my partner lied about knowing
how to ride a bike. I don't even care that
he can't ride a bike. I just don't know what
the point of lying about it.

Speaker 1 (01:28:40):
Probably felt a shame that it was something he couldn't
do at his age. Yeah, did you teach him? Little
follow up there? Did you? We'll get him some training.
That's embarrassing.

Speaker 3 (01:28:50):
I don't even know, because I know this adult learned
to swim classes and shame an adult?

Speaker 1 (01:28:55):
See adults for seven months? This could I just put
a posit around. It was just for us.

Speaker 3 (01:29:03):
Sometimes cats go away for longer to die. No no, no, no, no,
you'll hear about a cat.

Speaker 1 (01:29:08):
Well, the neighbors could be feeding them, not the new Whiskers,
because you know there's a thing that parents people have
got problems with the new Whiskers biscuits. Oh really, what
is the problem with this?

Speaker 3 (01:29:18):
I mean, one minute past nine, I feel like you've
introduced the hottest part of the entire show when we're
not supposed to be honest anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:29:24):
There's a new recipe, and some cats changed the recipe.
Some of the biscuits try food.

Speaker 2 (01:29:30):
Yeah hate Now those two the one underneath underneath the
missing cat, the two they're fine.

Speaker 1 (01:29:37):
It's fine. It's long, but it's fine. I took a punt. Yeah, okay,
I took a punt. Something didn't feel right. I'm reading
this for the first time, as you're also enjoying its intuition.

Speaker 3 (01:29:47):
Ladies, We've been together for around two years, never lived together,
as we both had four children each. Good god, yeah,
what eight children. It's a sports to mass You're gonna
need a bus. But had traveled internationally a number of times,
long weekends away, et cetera. Had been acting a bit
off and was traveling to Auckland for work that was legitimate.
I said to him randomly that had been seen with

(01:30:07):
another woman in Auckland. Pans out it was true, So
she just said, you've been seen with another woman in Auckland,
not knowing.

Speaker 1 (01:30:15):
Yeah, just she just chucked that one out there. That's
like a page. That's great, pump And it turns out
it was true. But not only that, I discovered he
was also still with his wife. I understood that separated,
but were living in different sections of the house as
she didn't work and couldn't afford it by another house yet.
This was the height of the housing boom, but they
were still he had a full range of ladies. He
had a blonde, he had a redhead, he had a brunette.

Speaker 2 (01:30:38):
The wife.

Speaker 3 (01:30:38):
Yeah, I rang his wife to let her know. All right,
the dude must have been exhausted.

Speaker 1 (01:30:44):
So he had five on.

Speaker 2 (01:30:44):
The guy, blonde, brunette, redheired wife and our text.

Speaker 1 (01:30:48):
Bases covered for out cat not found. Yep, pt extradition.
Do you want to be to that. Yes, yes, he
was extradited.

Speaker 3 (01:30:57):
From the UK to France, one of the largest prostitut
duition rings in Europe.

Speaker 1 (01:31:01):
He was directly involved. Don't read that second. I'm not
going to wow, oh my god. Well they got juicy,
didn't it?

Speaker 5 (01:31:08):
Really?

Speaker 3 (01:31:09):
But I still want to know what the traged about
the ingredients and the worsters.

Speaker 1 (01:31:13):
Story on the on the Herald has a story New
Zealand cat is claiming a new Whiskers product is making
their pets unwell and some of the cats are getting
the sheds and vomiting after it because.

Speaker 3 (01:31:24):
The cat's always after biscuits they eat and then the
Golden retriever.

Speaker 1 (01:31:29):
Comes in and cleans it up.

Speaker 3 (01:31:30):
Yeah, well, like the Herald, The Herald's got that story.
Key we catone is unhappy with new Whiskers products.

Speaker 1 (01:31:38):
In your own time. Herold's got themselves some advertising there
for Wiskers. The just keep their trap shut.

Speaker 3 (01:31:45):
I wouldn't dare speak out badly against Whiskers because you know,
I'm a company man. I will take money from anybody, anybody, anybody.

Speaker 1 (01:31:52):
Anybody on theline, anybody, Destiny, Church, Gun City, Destiny.

Speaker 3 (01:32:00):
Well, if you enjoyed that, give us a rating and review,
and be sure to tell your mates you know what
I reckon.

Speaker 1 (01:32:06):
Your script reading is getting better.

Speaker 3 (01:32:09):
I give it five stars, just like I give this podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:32:12):
I'm telling my friends about your script reading too. Thank you,
like I'm going to do about this podcast.

Speaker 3 (01:32:17):
Thank you Vaughan and Hailey for that good body zid
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