Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 4th October 2024 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The ZIM podcast Network, The Fletch for and Hailey Big Pod.
Great things are brewing at Macafe, the perfect start to
every day play Fletched, Fawn and Hailey on Zen.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Thank you Brand, good morning, Welcome to the show. Fletchforn
and Hailey. God, you're just trying to get ahead and
be entrepreneurial and sell tases online and they shut you down.
This government encouraged entrepreneurs, I thought, so stifled them just
trying to start a business here. Also he thinks are

(00:37):
going to get away with selling tases in pepper spray
online like my father in law.

Speaker 3 (00:42):
As two, I'll say, alaricans in the radio industry. Have
you guys even tasted your sound dog dog collar?

Speaker 2 (00:53):
But I'm not getting how I found out? What if
that's how I found out. I've got a faulty heart,
not a way to go. Did it hurt the kettle prode?
It's not too much.

Speaker 4 (01:04):
That's you know what it's like when you know you're
going to get hurt.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
So that's the tension that yeah, suspense of when it's
going to happen or when you get it done by surprise.

Speaker 4 (01:13):
It's the fright that gets you.

Speaker 5 (01:14):
I didn't like electrocution.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
I did that tough mudder, you know, the running through
and the last hurd or you had to climb, you know,
like those army crawls underneath all these like live wires
and you the whole time. So I've had that, which
I imagine is just similar to like a fence.

Speaker 5 (01:31):
Electric Yeah, yeah, oh my god, weish you do that.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
Oh my god, guys, this is a great idea. Why
don't we get like a police in here and daser
us but just like a fun radio bed.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
If you want to do radio like that, go back
to the two thousands. Not a good old day.

Speaker 4 (01:48):
Were retired from you know what.

Speaker 5 (01:49):
I've been there for three years, not once. If you
told me to take my.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
Top off again, I would say, go back to the
two thousands. You really have now a bit of body shaming.
So if you want, ok, yeah, now sit him bringing
you Coldplay's Music of the Spheres World Tour, Eden Park,
Novembus thirteen. Today on the show, we're going to play
cold Play, Chris Martin, We're going to play a cold

(02:12):
Player song. No, We're going to play a cold Play
song sometime before nine o'clock. If you are the first
caller through when that plays, We're going to give you
a double pass. What goes is the first caller through
when they're he's not allow You know, I bet I
could bring in a random white guy. I tell you
he was in Cold Plane. You wouldn't be able to
tell me if you want. Only if you said he
was the lead singer, I'd know you were lying. Yeah,

(02:33):
I wouldn't notice right now from Coldplay, I wouldn't know
anyone else in that band in the late forties.

Speaker 5 (02:38):
Keep listening for that cold Play song. The top six
is coming up.

Speaker 4 (02:41):
Okay kay?

Speaker 5 (02:43):
What is it?

Speaker 2 (02:44):
Is? Trialing a new technology in an Australian changing room.
You take in your clothes and rf I D scanner.
That's what it is, a RFI D that's the thing
it is. RFID tags are on clothes and when you
take them into the changing rooms, it's like, this is
what you, the shopper have brought into the changing.

Speaker 5 (03:04):
It's very smart.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
Right. So it's not a camera. It's a camera you
walk through and I want them taking a photo of
my knickers. Well that's what people are saying. Oh, this
is overstepping and it's an invasion of my privacy. When
I'm in cam Art's changing room with km art stuff. Yeah,
but it's a you know, the next step and changing

(03:26):
room technology. I've got the top six next advancements I
believe we need okay when we go into a changing
room anywhere.

Speaker 5 (03:33):
It's coming up in the top six.

Speaker 3 (03:34):
Next on the show, though, there was a beautiful online trend,
a really moving sort of act of kindness, shall we say,
and people have taken it.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
And have gone feral.

Speaker 5 (03:44):
The Internet's ruined it. Yeah, Internet's were no humans have
ruined it.

Speaker 6 (03:48):
Play z ms, Fleashboard and Hailey.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
There was a beautiful internet trend that came about when
someone saw it was I think, was it like a
target or you know, a big all maud or something
like that in America where they sell a little bit
of everything, groceries, clothes, accessory, guns.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
Cross and crossbows, crossbows. It was like there were like
kids toy aisles and then guns and crossbows to that.
I was like, America, Yeah.

Speaker 5 (04:18):
America, God bless the beautiful notion.

Speaker 3 (04:21):
Anyway, So it came about because someone saw it in
the baby aisle near the baby wipes and baby oils
and all that kind of stuff. They saw a handbag abandoned,
and the the and the tagline for it was like
she deserves the handbag because the idea was that this
mum had gone.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
Oh I might treat myself for a new handbag.

Speaker 5 (04:40):
It was a handbag from the store, from the store ice.

Speaker 3 (04:43):
Yeah okay, so like, oh my god, I'm gonna get
a little treat in this handbag. Then got to the
baby aisle, saw how expensive everything was and was like, ok,
I'll put the handbag bag.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
And it's like when you see someone's put some shaved
hand next to the toilet paper, like yeah, they they
save the ham. They got to a band in the
ham at the milk. You've got to keep all They're
probably not going to put it back in with the
shaved hand, I hope, but keep so that maybe someone
working there can be like I wouldn't put it past

(05:12):
New Zealand Markets to get the tongs out and tongue
it back into the back end. You're brey making any.

Speaker 4 (05:20):
You can't tell.

Speaker 5 (05:21):
Have you ever found side step?

Speaker 2 (05:23):
May I side step?

Speaker 5 (05:24):
No?

Speaker 2 (05:24):
Side bar? I was actually side step. It's actually a
side bar out the way and sidebar okay, thank you?

Speaker 4 (05:32):
Side bar?

Speaker 3 (05:33):
Have you ever picked up for digression, I think is
the new term. We should use permission petition for digress.

Speaker 7 (05:40):
Digress digress because we're toying of That is our new tagline,
seed to laugh out louder Flich and Haley, May I agree.

Speaker 2 (05:50):
May I digress.

Speaker 3 (05:52):
Have you ever gone to a supermarket and seen someone
abandon either like a pick and mixed specific weight out
thing and thought that's just it's just the right thing
for me and taking it. And I remember seeing some
abandoned nuts and you know, like a pick and mixing
guts and I was like, actually, there's spot on with
that amount. I'll just grab that. Yeah, it was abandoned

(06:12):
neither bread or something, and I was like, actually doing
the Lord's work.

Speaker 5 (06:15):
There, Yeah, thank you very much.

Speaker 3 (06:16):
Nice anyway, So this bag was abandoned by the baby wipes,
and then this whole online trend started if she deserves
a handbag and people started slipping like little five dollar
one dollar bills into baby items around the world, being like, you.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
Know, these mums, they're working so hard raising their kids.
I beg your pardon.

Speaker 5 (06:36):
Actually the moms and.

Speaker 2 (06:37):
The dance yeah, wow wow cancelled at the first break
of the show. It sucks. Yeah, all right, well goodbye.

Speaker 3 (06:45):
Leaving little things being like hey you deserve a treat, Yeah,
leaving little cash around?

Speaker 2 (06:50):
Now, humans, where's my treats? I'm working hard raising children
over here. You don't need anything I'm raising.

Speaker 4 (06:57):
Get out.

Speaker 2 (07:00):
What about some kudos? I'll take it kudos to you.

Speaker 3 (07:04):
So now that humans have ruined this nice train, there
was a nice little idea we did active kindness for
a stranger. Now people are getting to the parenting aisle
with all the baby wipes and stuff, and it's already
like all torn apart.

Speaker 2 (07:17):
Like wait, so people are like ferreting, like like there's
treasure in it because you know that's.

Speaker 5 (07:25):
In a box that might have a seal on it,
but you could slip a note in the side. Yeah, totally.
People are rapping those open.

Speaker 3 (07:31):
So they're getting to these aisles and now the new
tagline is like can't we just have nice things?

Speaker 5 (07:36):
We can't have nice things?

Speaker 4 (07:38):
Can we?

Speaker 2 (07:38):
Yeah? Just like, oh, this is a trend. I wonder
if I could get my hands on some cash and tear.

Speaker 5 (07:43):
Because it have been happening in New Zealand.

Speaker 3 (07:45):
Ah, I can see here it's in Australia, so I'm
no doubt this is happening here in so we're kind
of like, we're so if poss aren't we Now it's
hard to kind of leave a like what do you
think if post card.

Speaker 2 (07:58):
And a formula parents? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (08:01):
Yeah, maybe parents could walk around with like a little
scanning thing attached to them and you could just go
up and tap them like that and be like you're
doing great.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
Five buck like that. I've got like that. You know,
there's a little like payWave, a little payWave tag on them.

Speaker 5 (08:16):
We thank you the Internet for ruining another great thing.

Speaker 3 (08:21):
Born and Hailey, I've been actually working out pretty hard
in the last couple of weeks.

Speaker 2 (08:26):
You've been you know, publicly. I shall commend you on
your dedication to this. Yeah, I'm also to go sideway
through the door today. You've celebrated today by addressing like
pebbles flintstone.

Speaker 3 (08:40):
But one thing I've noticed as a result of this
extra sweatiness is I've got a few, you know, like
body pimps, Like I've got a couple like on my
where my brass sits and stuff like that. And it's again,
it's a little bit yuck, you know, And I'm trying
to get out of Jim leggings asap, because.

Speaker 2 (08:56):
We are going for a fourth summer. Not for you.

Speaker 5 (09:00):
Okay, we've got to get We've got to get it
in you.

Speaker 2 (09:03):
You can do this.

Speaker 5 (09:04):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 2 (09:04):
Your support means the world to me and my genitals. Sure.

Speaker 3 (09:09):
So I was in the shower and I've been having
doing some good scrubs and I just want to I
just want to really clarify where the groin stops and
the thigh begins.

Speaker 2 (09:17):
Because this was ail I would call inner thigh.

Speaker 3 (09:22):
Outer groin fanny adjacent, fanny adjacent, but it's definitely not
bikini line, not a fanny pimple.

Speaker 2 (09:28):
Okay, I just want to clarify the positioning off sea
pimple something you.

Speaker 5 (09:33):
I mean, if I had a pimple there, I wouldn't
tell you too. I wouldn't tell the world. I don't
know why I'm talking right now. I don't know how
we got here.

Speaker 2 (09:40):
This would be why my Auntie at the weekend, because
my Auntie said with my mum at the end of
last week and obviously Mum has the radiation about your
Aunti's fanny pimpole because Mum listens to the show. My
Auntie heard the show and she doesn't normally listen, and
she said, god, hayy, she really she really puts it

(10:01):
out there. She really tells everybody a lot wild Yeah,
hints the fanny pimple. Why why why are you saying this?
I think it makes her relatable. Thank you, you know,
thank you. It's too many women in radio that are
perfect to what we found. This is what's the one
that's not exactly? Isn't it refreshing?

Speaker 4 (10:24):
It's refreshing.

Speaker 2 (10:25):
It's good to have a maga.

Speaker 6 (10:27):
It's great to have a maga's mankey minga.

Speaker 2 (10:29):
Yeah, it's fantastic. And you know what, there's megas everywhere
that have never been represented on the radio because until
you came along, every woman in the radio was with
your adjason Fanny pimple.

Speaker 5 (10:40):
So I've got a adjacent fanny adjacent pimple. And you
know what, preach sister, my brother, thank you.

Speaker 3 (10:47):
And I just thought, because I'm in the shower, it
looked like the kind of pimple that needed a little assistance.
So and I know that I shouldn't do this, and
all dermatologists will be like, hay, that's so terrible.

Speaker 2 (10:57):
Why are you doing that? So many times I make
a that is not even a pemple, so much worse,
I know, and then it's like.

Speaker 3 (11:03):
A problem for months. But I was like, I'm just
going to give it a little squeeze. It doesn't look
like it needs march. And so I got my fingernails, which.

Speaker 4 (11:10):
Are quite long.

Speaker 5 (11:11):
But I was in the shower, so they're playing.

Speaker 2 (11:12):
Yea, and I pinched it like this, and what I will.
I will call it a propellant. Love that when it
squirts in the mirror, it's on your face in them
this did that, but to like the in degree like

(11:33):
and then you grab one square of toilet paper and
like yeah, but I.

Speaker 3 (11:38):
Was in the shower, no mirror, and I don't and
I don't not hit a brag. But my shower is
rather large because it's a double shower. It went from
my end of the shower.

Speaker 2 (11:47):
All the way to the other end, and I was like,
where they go humped for it with a shower head.
It was agress, it's going to clog your drain today. No,
it wasn't that much.

Speaker 5 (12:00):
It was like it's going to harden in the pipes.

Speaker 2 (12:02):
Spurred it. No.

Speaker 5 (12:03):
I made sure to get rid of it while it.

Speaker 2 (12:05):
Was still weird. Well, thank you for being relatable and men,
do you know what? I'm just the voice for the
everyday men, him, menger woman right, play.

Speaker 5 (12:19):
Play blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

Speaker 2 (12:23):
This is the top six. Hello there, oh yr Granddad,
your cabin sit on Granddad's You read your sex. I
don't want to parts. Yeah, now love that when you

(12:44):
were little Granddad.

Speaker 5 (12:49):
I'll come on, he's got to mean shirt ataka along.

Speaker 8 (12:54):
We've got on this.

Speaker 2 (12:57):
I'm not boating for another bloody woman. I hate him.

Speaker 9 (13:04):
Character.

Speaker 5 (13:05):
I don't like granddad anymore in this country. Now came out.
I'll tell you, now came out. In Australia, we don't
like this character.

Speaker 2 (13:15):
I don't like immigrants and I don't like natives. No
one can win with me. Okay, Granddad's canceled. Came out.

Speaker 4 (13:23):
Yeah, he's gone, came out. Has some new technology in Australia.

Speaker 2 (13:26):
When you walk into the changing rooms, it tells you
what you've taken in now it's an r radio frequency
identification r if I D. So they're saying there's not
a camera, there's not some smart yeah I thing in
the corner is scanning you and being like, well, you
know what you've got, Susan, don't you dare try to

(13:49):
steal that.

Speaker 4 (13:50):
That's kind of that's what it is. That's kind of
what's for you.

Speaker 2 (13:53):
It's like when retail stores will be like how many
items if you got there, and they'll give you a
thing that's his five yeah, And it's just it's kind
of a mental thing to be like, hey, we know,
we know we're keeping an eye, so I don't know
this came out. It's been doing stock take using r
F I D people. You know, if you've ever.

Speaker 4 (14:10):
Done a stock take, the worst.

Speaker 2 (14:14):
Now our hockey team used to go into Lawrence will
countdown and be like, one, did you steal a chocolate bar?
And if you found one with a packet was open,
you had to tell them or eat it? No, you
have to tell them, oh, you had to tell them,
putting the pile on the the end. Oftentimes it was
what are you doing with that one? Because I will

(14:34):
I want to eat that, open that so I could
eat it later.

Speaker 4 (14:41):
So the same we're not spying you, people are like.

Speaker 2 (14:43):
Came out sparing on me. I'm like, oh yeah, they
really care that you're buying a three cent pair of
pants I've never been into the see your many sure sure, yeah, yeah,
yeah cool. I've never been a into the kmart changing
room because I've never thought, do I need to take

(15:04):
off my boots and my pants to try on this
five dollar pair of pants or I'm just gonna roll
the dice on.

Speaker 3 (15:09):
This fi Yeah, I roll the dice at I think
I might have tried on maybe one or two things.

Speaker 4 (15:13):
But yeah, well I have the.

Speaker 2 (15:15):
Top six advancements changing room and changing room technology that
we really need. Okay, number six on the list, a
virtual bf IF or gay beastie in the corner with
compliments on the clothes. Oh my god, Yeah it's giving, queen.

Speaker 5 (15:28):
I love that.

Speaker 3 (15:29):
Yeah, it's giving, it's giving, big big sleigh. Yeah, got
a gay man, I'm trying you ate and left no crumbs. Yes,
I love that beause they would really make me feel
good as a woman who has cried in a changing
room before.

Speaker 5 (15:44):
But then sometimes I just think they're lying to you
because they want the sale.

Speaker 4 (15:48):
You know, that's why this is. This is the technology.
Is your bestie, got your best and just a heart
or the shop.

Speaker 2 (15:58):
Unless you're the duff of the green, then they want
you to look bad. Okay, so they look better by comparison. Yeah,
here's the tough of own group. Should we get three
to one and say no, it was already said, it
was already wow.

Speaker 4 (16:16):
Wow, really picking up on the hands.

Speaker 5 (16:21):
I'm not engaged, right, let's just do me for safety.

Speaker 4 (16:26):
We don't want to anybody's feelings.

Speaker 2 (16:28):
Okay. Number five in the list of the top sex
advancements in changing room technology. We really need a special
lighting rig where the light reads your skin cone and
adjusts the lighting so that you aren't blinded by your
own pale parts in the mirror when the when the
fluo down light hits you like a disco ball.

Speaker 3 (16:45):
Down light, every woman's worst fear. You're like, I'm aware
of where my cellulators.

Speaker 2 (16:50):
No, I'm not.

Speaker 6 (16:50):
It's there as well.

Speaker 2 (16:52):
The down lights like allow me to cast a shadow
over any slight, crestal bump and your scpe.

Speaker 4 (16:57):
It's awful.

Speaker 3 (16:59):
I always I'll be in changing rooms and I'll know
when the lighting design was done by a man, because
you really have not thought this out, my dude.

Speaker 4 (17:06):
Really on women, it's just.

Speaker 2 (17:08):
Oh, this is why I want to see more woman
and stem science technology engineering maths, because then they'll be in.

Speaker 4 (17:15):
Charge of designing. That's right, they'll be in charge of
light design.

Speaker 5 (17:20):
And we can stop crying and changing with yes.

Speaker 2 (17:22):
Yeah. Number four on the list of the Top six
Advancements and changing room Technology, that we really need a
timer that is kind of like ticking up and filling up.

Speaker 4 (17:32):
And when it gets to the.

Speaker 2 (17:33):
Top, that's how frustrated your partner is with how long
you're being taken to try things on, to walk out
and say what does this look like, to which he'll
say fine, and you'll be like fine when we walk
back in, and then spend twenty more minutes trying on
shit that he doesn't care and.

Speaker 3 (17:51):
Give you can I give you updates? Like he's pacing
and then it goes on. He's sitting, he's sitting.

Speaker 2 (17:56):
Something that's not really a seat. Yeah, but he sat
on it. Yeah, he's left, he's gone, he's going and
here he comes. Hey, am I just go down and
just walk around for a bit. Yeah, yeah, I might
go down and see if Farmers have got any andes
on special. The only thing we'll ever go to Farmers for. Ye,
see if they've got jockey's on speche. Number three on

(18:18):
the list of the top six advancements and changing room
technology we really need, and AI voice assistance that asks
her how you're going for sizes in there? And a nice,
for giving tone where you definitely thought you were a
thirty four but there's no way you're a thirty four anymore.

Speaker 6 (18:32):
And they knew it, and they knew I knew.

Speaker 5 (18:34):
It, Yeah, but they wanted to let you just take
the thirty four reads yeah, and you take the thirty
four and and then the AI, I think.

Speaker 4 (18:39):
Says how are we going for sizes in there?

Speaker 2 (18:41):
Like a nice tone, and then you're like fine, thanks,
and then they just slip a thirty eight under anyway
thirty eight yeah, yeah, yeah, they knew, they knew, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (18:51):
I saw right.

Speaker 2 (18:52):
Number two and the loss of the top six advancements
and changing room technology a volume nob for that often
obnoxiously loud, terrible music god sometimes because it's hard. Everything's
hard in there, hard walls, mirrors, everything's hard. It's just
like bounces up, horrible out. And then one of the
last of the top sex advancements and changing room technology

(19:14):
that we really need an escape hatch so you don't
have to walk back through the store and explain to
every single person who works there that wants to stop
you would ask you how you're going that you hated
every single thing you've tried on and it's not a
good day. It is pull the hatch, those hinds slides
at the trap door and then.

Speaker 6 (19:35):
You pop out it naughties.

Speaker 2 (19:38):
For some nods.

Speaker 9 (19:42):
Today.

Speaker 4 (19:43):
That's today's sub sex.

Speaker 2 (19:45):
Ms Fletched Vaughn and Haley Mine Papa, my father is up.
Stayed last night my famly, My dad's real funny, like
doesn't I leave my mum for the night. She's looking
after the farm, which.

Speaker 5 (19:57):
Don't even just want like some never they are going away, Hayley,
you hate going away.

Speaker 3 (20:04):
I am I need my little snuggles. Yeah, and I
am just teethered at the herb with my partner, as
you know, I love, I just.

Speaker 2 (20:13):
Love night away.

Speaker 4 (20:15):
Yeah no, my parents don't have never. So he stayed
the night last night.

Speaker 2 (20:20):
And we've been working on a little project and uh
after dinner, Yeah, I cooked a misteak that blew his
mind because it was at home kill. So it was
his a cow that was on his place, right. But
when they get home killed, they get like rolled roasts,
sausages and mints. Yeah. Yeah, the silverside corn silver side.
Whereas when I talked about Ross home kill, shout out Ross,

(20:44):
he stopped giving Ross Freeman. I'm giving.

Speaker 4 (20:50):
The home kill sheep.

Speaker 2 (20:51):
He asked me how to go one of my steaks cut,
and I said, can I have them four centimeters thick?
And he said, no problem. He cuts me, Haley, And
it's a single sausage out of this rosters mints.

Speaker 4 (21:04):
I've got so much months, I don't know what to do.

Speaker 5 (21:05):
It's a Costco log. We still want to keep.

Speaker 2 (21:11):
Costco's got his own mints. Come and see my Costco log.
It's small, h it's a little, it's a little meats
that home for me, it's a bit strong.

Speaker 5 (21:23):
I don't know what it is.

Speaker 2 (21:24):
Right in my experience, and ha been watered down and
sprinkled with miss Jesus something like you used your supermarket mints. Yeah?
Where was I? I cooked a steak and I was like, Laddie, hell,
that's a good stake in it, like your son, Yeah,
because steaks in our house were beaten to within an
inch of their life and then well cooked, well done.
After dinner, while I was doing work for this place,

(21:48):
he sat down with a new august My daughters and
my wife, and they watched that Australian show where people
go on the run and a team of the experts
hunt until yeah, hunted, make that show bitter is at
the end they kill them real subvitals, the state's higher. Yeah,
they should have a little blood packet under their shirt

(22:10):
the whole time and if the police can.

Speaker 5 (22:12):
The Squid Game reality show they did that.

Speaker 2 (22:14):
Yeah, when they chase them, if they're chasing them and
they can choose to gun them down, and it's just
like a little fake and then the blood packer goes. Yeah,
they'd be cool. But the show just blew my dad's mind.
And that's my dad has always been because he's a
simple man. He's been pharmer since he was like twenty something.
He was a buildablefore that like anything that, anything creative,

(22:35):
blows his mind. He's like fair go, which is a
family saying yeah, fair go catch them. Like he's really
excited the whole time he's watching it. And he's great
to watch TVs and movies, especially movies with stunts.

Speaker 6 (22:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (22:50):
Oh like he's just like bloody hell, I wish I
could be like that. Yeah, oh my god, you should
bring them to my live comedy show tonight.

Speaker 2 (22:59):
He would love that.

Speaker 5 (23:00):
It's all about erotica and pornography.

Speaker 4 (23:03):
You know, he's not.

Speaker 2 (23:07):
Love. He hasn't listening to the radio at the moment,
but he can feel he's got to go home for
some reason, and that would be it. Really.

Speaker 3 (23:16):
If he's parents saw my last show, they survived that way.

Speaker 2 (23:19):
This one a little bit, but this one's a little
bit more. Last time was about your body a bit. Yeah,
but there's time is a bit more about that sixy.
I think it would blow Ian's mind blow.

Speaker 4 (23:31):
He'd be like you'd hear him in the crowd.

Speaker 2 (23:33):
Oh, Ricky.

Speaker 6 (23:37):
Play fleshed one and Hailey.

Speaker 3 (23:39):
I've received confirmation this morning that my day is not
ruined and in fact, I am not going to have
to take two weeks of bereavement leave because I thought
my cat was dead.

Speaker 5 (23:50):
You think you would get two weeks off work?

Speaker 2 (23:52):
Because would? He laughed. He didn't laugh at the fact
that your cat might be dead. He laughed at the
fact you think you're told to two weeks. I don't
eve want to think of him a human dies. I
think you get five days, don't you.

Speaker 3 (24:05):
I'm actually, I am actually the boss of my own life,
and I'll be taking care of a much leave I
need when the day comes that really leaves this mortal coil.

Speaker 2 (24:12):
When you try to coincide it with annual leave, I
just feel like ittrimental to the show. Perfect.

Speaker 4 (24:18):
Maybe he's not looking good.

Speaker 2 (24:19):
You put him down just before Christmas.

Speaker 5 (24:20):
No, I'm not doing that.

Speaker 2 (24:22):
He will die and I will get extraly with grief.

Speaker 5 (24:25):
We've literally worked for managers that would actually say that
to you, not a.

Speaker 2 (24:29):
Word of a lie. My nana died when just as
annual leave was starting, and they were relieved, Oh my god,
because I was like, I didn't time it for my
holiday dough.

Speaker 6 (24:41):
Yeah yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (24:43):
In fact, my Nana was such a love she loved
me so much. If she knew I was about to
go on holiday, I don't think she would have died then.
Oh really, she would have waited till I had a
full week of work exactly. Yeah, Friday and nance.

Speaker 5 (24:56):
Now, why will always tell hers one alive Nana Marley
his annual leave. Yeah, she's got my eye cow with die.
Well that's good.

Speaker 2 (25:07):
Yeah, she won't die before any important appointments or any
annual leaving.

Speaker 4 (25:11):
That's good.

Speaker 2 (25:12):
It is good.

Speaker 5 (25:13):
Well, like Roy, Why did you think your camp was dead?

Speaker 2 (25:16):
Because he didn't come home for a day and he
had been a bit out of sorts.

Speaker 4 (25:19):
No, but it's very out of character for him.

Speaker 2 (25:21):
He's only done it a couple of times in his
laugh and he.

Speaker 3 (25:23):
Didn't come home. Nothing, nothing, nothing. And then I had
to go to bed, and I, you know, i'd done
my show, came home.

Speaker 2 (25:30):
I really need to go to bed.

Speaker 3 (25:31):
But I was like, I'm going to quickly do a
little one of those sort of morbid laps around the
block where you drive really slow with your windows down
and the headlights.

Speaker 5 (25:37):
So I'm looking for a gray a gray lump on
the side of the rubbish. So if you live in
my area, I'm so sorry. But I wasn't casing the
joint because people might have thought you were.

Speaker 3 (25:50):
I was cruizy, like ten kilometers an hour. Really really anyway,
I know he was in.

Speaker 2 (25:54):
The garage and we locked him in the garage. Yah,
we went up to the garage and opened the garage
doors and stuff.

Speaker 5 (26:00):
He didn't come out.

Speaker 3 (26:01):
He's pretty sleeping. It's pretty nice and warming. Pretty stupid idiot. Anyway,
He's alive, alive and well, right, So you were crying
around the neighborhood doing for nothing but nothing, absolutely nothing.
I know, so I don't need to take that two
weeks berevement.

Speaker 2 (26:16):
Leave for picking again. You're not getting it.

Speaker 5 (26:18):
You're not getting to actually the bottom. I was talking
how much time I need.

Speaker 2 (26:25):
Play play. I'm a bit of a I like statistics,
you know what. I love infographics. I love an infogram, yeah,
color or an interactive infographics.

Speaker 4 (26:42):
However, over something pops up, we.

Speaker 2 (26:44):
All film out.

Speaker 5 (26:44):
The census in twenty twenty three.

Speaker 2 (26:47):
Remember when they started paying people because they're like, guys, we.

Speaker 5 (26:49):
Don't have enough.

Speaker 2 (26:50):
They were bribing people with like voucherouchers fast.

Speaker 3 (26:54):
That's right, Do you get your cheeseburger? You fill in
this little form here because it's take long. I was
really surprised at the census because you know, I always
find it underwhelming.

Speaker 2 (27:04):
I want I would like to answer more questions. What
are we doing missionary? Do you know what I mean?

Speaker 5 (27:09):
Let's get into the detail. Yeah, find out who.

Speaker 4 (27:12):
We really are as a nation, right, yeah, like machinary,
like there were other options.

Speaker 5 (27:21):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (27:21):
The machinary felt fine to say at seven o'clock in
the morning, not as much do you know, so I
was filtering.

Speaker 2 (27:28):
All these questions were not in the sense I just
get through the boring stuff age. Population.

Speaker 4 (27:32):
New Zealand's population is getting older.

Speaker 2 (27:34):
How many there were?

Speaker 5 (27:35):
How many people over sixty? Was in a million tons?
It's a lot, that's uh, Jeams.

Speaker 2 (27:42):
Corimandel is the oldest area in New Zealand, which surprises me.

Speaker 4 (27:46):
I mean tims at South there's quite a few old
people in. But yeah, living on the.

Speaker 2 (27:51):
To live in Coromandel, it's old oldies who have years ago.
Thirty four percent of people who are permanent residents are
over sixty five. Right, she is, Actually she is.

Speaker 4 (28:05):
She's going in the pension and loving it.

Speaker 5 (28:07):
My mom's over sixty five too.

Speaker 4 (28:09):
Yeah, your mum's shamee.

Speaker 2 (28:12):
New Zealand's population is getting older that the average median
age in twenty eighteen was thirty seven point four and
now it's thirty eight point one.

Speaker 6 (28:18):
Oh my god, I'm young.

Speaker 2 (28:19):
I'm younger than the most of New Zealand.

Speaker 4 (28:21):
Younger than the middle, younger than the middle, but not
for long. Shut up her hand.

Speaker 2 (28:24):
More years.

Speaker 4 (28:25):
Population growth.

Speaker 2 (28:26):
It looks like South Canterbury had the biggest population growth. Yeah,
sort of Central Otago Queenstown Lakes area that grew as well,
we're going to be We're going to be in queens
and Wonica Birthday next week, and Wannica's exploded. When you
go back even like five years, it's insane. One million

(28:48):
with almost one million New Zealanders claiming Maori ancestry killed her,
twelve and a half more than the twenty eighteen census.

Speaker 3 (28:56):
Do you can to do with the fact that people
used to only tick that if they were Malory p Yes.
When it used to be like all about blood quantum.

Speaker 5 (29:03):
How you know half full? Now it's like if you've
got Malori blood, you're marty.

Speaker 2 (29:07):
Yeah yeah, you like, yeah, I am yeah yeah. Auckland's
got the lowest home ownership rates. Yeah, Homer six shells.
I was like, I don't know, So we're going we'll
get into that work. Exciting one as most houses have
heat pumps, which I really liked. I said, I still

(29:29):
want to do off phone and topic when did you
first see a heat pump? I've been trying to get
this one across the line. No week here is about this.
When did you first see a heat pump? Because the
first time I saw one, I'll tell you what blew
my mind? Oh yeah, when was it? It was that
broadcasting school in the year two thousand, okay, which was
quite early for heat pumps. I think, yeah, we didn't
have them at high school or anything like.

Speaker 4 (29:47):
No, no, no, I've never seen one. They had one
in their house, So I grew up with open fire.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (29:53):
Fires.

Speaker 2 (29:54):
Most people have engineered access. Nine out of ten people
have access to the Internet in New Zealand and twenty
twenty three sensors. This is cool. Wow. Half of New
Zealand does no longer have a religion, more than half,
which has been increasing over time.

Speaker 5 (30:11):
Even see you in hell, You'll be there with them.

Speaker 4 (30:16):
Sounds like fun.

Speaker 2 (30:18):
So the number of Christians dropped off quite large quite largely,
but still the most prominent religion. Two thirds of homes
have a heat pump. Dramatic drop.

Speaker 3 (30:29):
And of that heat pump, some man, your heat pump
stuff in here, summer heat pump.

Speaker 2 (30:35):
I did turn my heat pumps on before I left pumps.
But with my new Samsung heat pumps, I can turn
them on via an app anywhere in the world, and
I didn't have that on the heat pumps back in
the year two thousand. No heat pump money apps in
the year two thousand. I would assume you were trying to.

Speaker 5 (30:54):
Make apples cool. Do you ever just like make the
house cold for your wife?

Speaker 2 (30:58):
Just be like heir, Yeah, keep your toes yet the
brain away? Yeah, get up, get out of bid, because
you'll just stay in bed longer if it's cold.

Speaker 4 (31:05):
I'm gonna make the house too hot.

Speaker 2 (31:07):
Sweety sweater out, sweeter out, smoker out. Landlines the massive
drop off and landlines. Twenty eighteen, sixty two percent of
houses had landlines, and twenty twenty three only thirty one
percent of houses have landlines. Channa violence hew acuses this
chednaviolons seventy three percent political stort of landline bad reception

(31:27):
maybe must be must be bad reception to the gays stuff.

Speaker 5 (31:31):
How are we getting to work?

Speaker 4 (31:32):
Is another one.

Speaker 2 (31:33):
Wellington has the highest public transport used nineteen percent of Walentonians,
whereas only nine and a half percent of Aucklanders get too.

Speaker 4 (31:39):
We're too spread in public transfer.

Speaker 2 (31:41):
Yeah, the Wellington not only do they maybe this correlation here,
but I'm not saying causation. Also the highest proportion of
adults identifying as belonging to the lgbt Q I plus
community in some way or another. Really, I have thought, well,
purely based on population number. No, it's percentage, I guess

(32:03):
proportions percentage.

Speaker 5 (32:05):
Yeah, yeah, population numbers. Auklan's with the gay So how
many lesbians are there? Four hundred and nineteen?

Speaker 2 (32:13):
Is that what they said? No, you've got Susan. So
lesbians are actually more popular than ever. Okay, yeah, which
is great for us. Fan Tansa were you. We are
the station of choice of lesbian wanting to our lesbian
last morning.

Speaker 5 (32:26):
Yeah, we la la la la love you.

Speaker 4 (32:30):
That's something.

Speaker 2 (32:31):
So zero point seven percent of adults identified as transgender,
Now that sounds like a tiny amount. That's twenty six
thousand people in New Zealand. Wow, that is still a
very small percentage. So four point nine percent of people
identified with rainbow or LGBTQ I plus communities. Yeah, and

(32:53):
then that's in the spinoff article, not including other important
members of the RAMO community like straight boyfriends of by
girl or yeah, or.

Speaker 5 (33:02):
Guys when their girlfriend's not home.

Speaker 2 (33:04):
Yeah. Yeah, I know a few of those guys that
will put it there but aren't gay. Get on a
gay way, it's not a gay way. South African born
population up by thirty four eight percent. Good morning to
South African listeners. Yeah, in the car, in the court,
right to work in the car, good morning, good morning,

(33:26):
what steak for breakfast?

Speaker 4 (33:28):
Just like back home and Joe Burg.

Speaker 2 (33:30):
That's right, our luck to eat the meat in the car.
Even We need to take a look at these like
new statistics out from the censors and you know, build
our radio show around it around who's actually maybe we
need like a segment for our South African listeners, Like
we've got meat of the weak, meat of the week,
right meat of the week, and it's actually just always built.

Speaker 4 (33:51):
On yeah, all the ways and they're like all the ways.

Speaker 3 (33:55):
Right, Well, we will we will cook up for you
a really specific South African segment that we're going to
thumb into our show every morning because we know we've
got a very large, beautiful South African.

Speaker 4 (34:06):
Yeah, and it will be presented by mister Sweet, the man.

Speaker 5 (34:09):
That's right, Mister Sweet.

Speaker 10 (34:13):
Plays Itims Fletchborn and Hailey silly.

Speaker 8 (34:21):
It is so silly, silly, silly, that silly little silly, silly.

Speaker 6 (34:28):
Silly, little silly.

Speaker 2 (34:33):
Silly little poll today right here, right now, what's what
was that song? Right here? Right now.

Speaker 5 (34:40):
That was Chemical Brothers now right here, right now, was
right right here.

Speaker 2 (34:46):
Right here, right now, right here, right now, right here,
right now, Fair boy Slam, Chemical Brothers, Chemical Brothers, Chemical Brothers.
I'll just wait, I'll wait for you.

Speaker 5 (34:58):
We have nice quiet man.

Speaker 2 (34:59):
Wait, no, fair Boy Slim. Yeah I knew it. Yeah,
I said, Fair Boy Slim. Didn't you settled down? You
double down on Chemical Brothers? Get too a good bit?

Speaker 5 (35:07):
Or you want to fast forward it? Yeah?

Speaker 9 (35:12):
Hi, now right here?

Speaker 10 (35:14):
Why now?

Speaker 2 (35:16):
Now? Also?

Speaker 5 (35:18):
Can I say I'm set for Friday flashback?

Speaker 2 (35:21):
Hi? Jack?

Speaker 5 (35:22):
Because it's your peck today?

Speaker 2 (35:23):
Is it my pies? The pop off? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (35:29):
Some fair Boy Slim?

Speaker 2 (35:30):
Yeah, because you know my favorite podcast, Sixty Songs that
Explained the Nineties is now it's back. It's now called
sixty Songs that Explained the Nineties colon the two thousands.
They started one out this week, how about and it's
mister Brightside by the Killers. It's a good podcast. I
can't listen to it because it reminds me of Lockdown Walks.
I listen to doing it.

Speaker 5 (35:52):
Yeah, there was Mean Heavyweight.

Speaker 2 (35:54):
Oh my god, that's another good podcast that's done done
now Hey, I know another good podcast is it?

Speaker 6 (36:00):
Wait?

Speaker 5 (36:00):
Is it on the iHeart Radio app?

Speaker 4 (36:02):
Born sure is? Oh my gosh.

Speaker 2 (36:05):
If you don't have the iHeart Radio app, what do
you you got rocks in your head? That's a last
minute KPI pick up from Sprowl and Fletcher running it
for the Trade Passages Smith.

Speaker 5 (36:17):
If you had to git on the car now and
you miss the rest of the show, you can listen
to the Fletchporne and Hailey podcast on iHeartRadio.

Speaker 2 (36:22):
Let's say wherever you you're getting out of your car now,
but you can continue to listen on your device. You
can also listen on our Heart Radio Live listen to
the show as a voice note on that we're actually
we actually get a lot of messages of people being like,
I'm loving the show, but I've got to get out
of the car and go to work. I'm gutted. I know.
Well there you go. Then is solved? There we go? Anyway,

(36:43):
today's still a little pole. Have you ever traveled somewhere
because you still ride on social media? Fifty one percent
said yes, forty nine percent said no, how close. I've
definitely like gone to a country or been in the
area and like looked up like tags. Yeah, and photos
and me like, well, that looks like a nice peach.

(37:04):
I think I have, But you know, when you set
yourself up for disappointment. I love those Instagram reels, that's right,
not tiktoks. I love those Instagram reels that are like
travel expectation and it shows some beautiful thing, yeah, reality,
and it's some line of influences with a tripod and
a ring light because they want to do a waterfall picture.
It's all brown. So a travel study looked into this

(37:25):
and found that sixty five percent of travelers use social
media for trip planning. You also made a purchase or
a visit based on content they saw online.

Speaker 5 (37:35):
Similar it's a great tool. Is that similar to our results?
Sixty five percent? No, no, it's fifty fifty.

Speaker 2 (37:43):
You're not listening. No I was.

Speaker 5 (37:46):
I was not trying to find the story.

Speaker 2 (37:48):
Oh yeah, Rihanna see a pink lake in Spain that
was definitely not pink. It was in the middle of
nowhere too. Oh okay, she went because you heard about
it said that sounds like the lake was filtered. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (38:05):
Yeah, m says.

Speaker 2 (38:06):
In my early twenties, I would type of location into
Instagram and check the photos with that tag to see
where I should go for the best insipic. It was
especially handy to get the proper Eiffel Tower shot without
all the people and the whole interrupted view of the tower.
But that was before accurate geolocation was a thing, so
I had to walk around Paris trying to identify the
streets from photos.

Speaker 5 (38:24):
Oh okay, really wanted that good shot me toom.

Speaker 2 (38:28):
In my early twenties, we had a little thing called
polaroid cameras. I'll tell you what. We used to walk
around Paris with our polaroid cameras. Never been in Paris, said,
planned to do this next week after for a mini
honeymoon and going straight to Kittye Fools for their award
winning toast.

Speaker 4 (38:50):
Considered Food. Sitting it on Instagram.

Speaker 3 (38:53):
Oh yeah, that's that's berga like mass like donut places
and stuff.

Speaker 2 (38:57):
Yeah, go go pop off on Instagram.

Speaker 4 (39:00):
Sam McCarthy's head.

Speaker 2 (39:01):
I don't know why said the full name, but I
have went for the swim with the pigs and the
Bahamas just because it looked so good online and it was.

Speaker 4 (39:08):
Yeah, I did that, You've done that. I've done that.

Speaker 5 (39:10):
It's pretty cool. The water is just insanely clear.

Speaker 2 (39:13):
Yeah. If I see it on social media as being
a really popular place is madeon it means it's a
place to avoid because of cues and too many people.
By the Colosseum, where I wish to recite I am,
I Am Maximus Decimus. There's some places like the Colosseum.
You just know that there are going to be You
just have to do it. You just try to get
into the early time or something. Louis said, Yes, this

(39:36):
is why I'm going to freemantle Perth in Australia. It
looks gorgeous. You look gorgeous. Gorgeous. Thank you me or
her her? Yeah, not yet, but we will when we
go to Europe at the end of the year. Is
Samantha at the end of the year in winter looking
for it.

Speaker 5 (39:52):
I've done a europe win. It's beautiful, my bit. It is.

Speaker 2 (39:56):
Yeah, you get all the Christmas markets, you don't get
a lot of light, but no, you don't start all
your sight seeing like pretty early. Not yet, says Brittany.
Not Brittany, Brittany, Brittany, Brittany, not yet, but about to
saw fletch posts about sime Hut and Taranaki and the
last two times I've gone, the weather wasn't good. Fingers crossed.

Speaker 4 (40:14):
This December, the weather's perfect for a height.

Speaker 5 (40:16):
Someone's beautiful Heart.

Speaker 2 (40:18):
It's like two thousand.

Speaker 5 (40:19):
It's on the sticky out bit of Mount Tartanaki.

Speaker 2 (40:21):
And you've used the code flitch ten to get your book.

Speaker 5 (40:27):
You're booking with Doc.

Speaker 2 (40:28):
Yeah, well know that. I don't think that Heart does bookings.
So you've got to be the first up there to
get one of the ten bunks. Was that one at
the Porky no sime Hut? Yeah, but it's very cold,
there's no fire. You have to like have you have
to go on summer and you have to have all
your thermals.

Speaker 4 (40:46):
It's crazy.

Speaker 2 (40:47):
My whole trip around New York City two months ago
is based from TikTok and Instagram, says Wendy from Crumble.

Speaker 4 (40:52):
The cookie place we.

Speaker 5 (40:53):
Talked about, Oh yeah, they had they had to wrap
off Sydney one.

Speaker 2 (40:56):
Yeah, but it's an American to raising canes, which my
daughters will not stop talking about. What is it. I
don't know. It's a burger place or something. It's like
a little it's got parent, it's got a source and
you can make a home version of the sort.

Speaker 3 (41:07):
Raising canes chicken fingers as an American restaurant.

Speaker 2 (41:11):
My children, I would like to travel internationally to eat
chicken fingers.

Speaker 5 (41:16):
This is why you leave them at home, Vorn. Yeah,
and waste money on them.

Speaker 2 (41:20):
And so we're going to watch the Yankees play and
even go to the Broadway shows. We've theen recommended online.
That's a full travel itinery based on social media. So
there you go. That's today's still a little pup play
z ms Fletchpahn and Haley who's packed for Friday flashback? Vaorn.
We've established established it and we know what we're doing.

Speaker 5 (41:36):
It's our fat boy slim side.

Speaker 2 (41:38):
Okay, great incited And now yesterday I had to have
an m r A murai carey. I've had two within
the last month. Yeah, one of my spine, one of
thes my great joke and you go in and it
starts going.

Speaker 5 (41:55):
We actually had both heard we've actually both heard the joke.

Speaker 2 (41:59):
But what you've never had one? Right, Nope, because they
are unstoppable, unbeatable. It sounds like it's not kind of
like German ignoring it. It sounds like some kind of
German trancy of the like about now it is a change,

(42:21):
it changes. It was. It's very loud and for those
who don't know what an MRI machine, you might have
seen one on like a medical shell or I don't know.
They have them on Graze anatomy, probably like a big
donut and they insert you into the big long donut
magnets and it's magnets, so you're not allowed to have
any ear rings or like piercings or otherwise.

Speaker 5 (42:39):
They just get out.

Speaker 4 (42:40):
What if you've got like an implant, like will they ask.

Speaker 5 (42:43):
You you can change it or something like that?

Speaker 9 (42:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (42:46):
Yeah, I know. How do they do that? The questionnaire
was like do you have any bullets lodged in your
skull or in your body?

Speaker 4 (42:52):
And I was like no, but how cool would it
be to say you've got a bullet in me?

Speaker 2 (42:55):
Yeah? I do, Man, I don't I've got a bullet
I mean because you've been shot stage.

Speaker 5 (43:02):
Yeah, your life to stay. But the machine can literally
rip them out.

Speaker 2 (43:04):
But the thing is, and it wasn't as stressful when
I got my lower back done.

Speaker 5 (43:09):
This was for my shoulder. Your head's right in the end,
so my.

Speaker 2 (43:12):
Heads right in there, and they put a thing against
your shoulder, and you know, they suit you into the
machine and you've got to stay really still. I know,
and you don't know how long time. It's a long time.
It's like half an hour. You're in there, and they
run a whole series of things. And so my one
was at four o'clock and I was like, I'm kind
of hungry, and then I don't want to be in
there hungry. So I was like, well, I'll just I'm

(43:33):
at the mall. I'll just get a Donbree bowl chicken TARIARKI.
Of course it is chicken Tariaki Boyiaki is too Japan.

Speaker 4 (43:42):
What butter Chicken is doing India is not representative of
the culture.

Speaker 5 (43:46):
And but you white boys love it.

Speaker 2 (43:48):
So I'm like, okay, I've got fifteen minutes. I can
order this Donberry Tariarchi chicken and I can get to
the appointment. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (43:56):
I'm like, he fine, I ate I ate that chicken.

Speaker 2 (44:00):
Don Berrie bowl, medium size, two portions of Tariachy chicken
very quickly, and then hoofed it to the appointment. And
then so I'm in the machine. You put the gown
on and you take them for all your clothes. You
just got your undies and this weird gown on in
the machine. Did you keep your bra on?

Speaker 5 (44:14):
You take that off?

Speaker 2 (44:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (44:19):
And then so I've got it, and she's like stay
really still. And then I'm just like and then I
feel that the donberry chicken bowl just like sitting right here.

Speaker 2 (44:28):
And it hasn't gone down. It hasn't gone down. And
the chicken Dariaki don bree bowl, it's because you your
cheese fast and then so fast. And then I'm like,
I can feel my breathing and every time I breathe,
I'm like, I can feel my shoulder move, which shouldn't
be moving because I'm getting the MR. And they're like,
stay still. And then I'm like, I'm breathing too much.

Speaker 5 (44:49):
I'm breathing too and I'll start freaking myself out just
and the machinees like whoa woo, whoo whoo, just like
it's a lot of it's awful.

Speaker 2 (44:56):
Yeah, and then like the tariky won't go down, and
I'm just like and then the machine the first round
stopped and I was like, us are there like maybe
ten and.

Speaker 4 (45:07):
How long is each minute?

Speaker 2 (45:08):
Some of them some of them were four year five.
And then she came on halfway through. She's like, you're
doing really good, just stay really still. I'm like, okay,
so I'm not well. I can't say doing well because
you were or like I'm just like they've got a camera.

Speaker 5 (45:26):
There's a camera. Seize your face because they can see
if you're being like I don't like this. I don't
like this.

Speaker 2 (45:32):
Oh my god. I would have lost so because I
was just like every time I breathe was breathing in.
I could just feel my shoulder move and I was like,
stop moving, stop moving. And then I got there, we're
just going to have to do around a kid, and
I was like too much, and then that stressed me
out more. It's so RESTful.

Speaker 3 (45:51):
It's so some people can't go in them because they
lost your phone back. Oh god, yeah, I can understand there.
Last time I was in for my knee, I did
knee and thigh. So I did two rounds and one seas.
It was awful and I was at the tail end
of a cold. But I didn't want to say it yeah,
because I don't want them to be like its coved

(46:11):
and it wasn't. But you know, when you're lying down
and my throat keep catching on a cough I'd be like,
and I was like.

Speaker 2 (46:23):
Every time it was not like it's terrible, that's horrible,
but magical. You see right through the bird's eye view,
through your body, through your brain.

Speaker 4 (46:35):
Do they give you the whole thing?

Speaker 3 (46:38):
They focus on our area, but because I got my
spine done that they look through the top of your spine.

Speaker 2 (46:43):
Insane.

Speaker 5 (46:44):
So that's amazing.

Speaker 2 (46:45):
Modern medicine, it's so amazing.

Speaker 3 (46:48):
I like Eastern and Western medicine, like little needles and
the toes, and I like to get into a big
magnet machine. Play a professional hacker.

Speaker 2 (47:03):
It's sort of a weird thing. It goes. It's contradictory,
isn't it professional.

Speaker 5 (47:06):
Hacker because it's kind of unprofessional too hack.

Speaker 3 (47:08):
Yeah, but a lot of hackers they turned to the
good size. Yeah I've seen catch me if you can.
That was sort of what he did, right.

Speaker 5 (47:14):
Fraud fraud guy, well, yeah, the frauds analog hacking. Analog hacking. Uh.

Speaker 3 (47:19):
You know this gets released quite often. The top passwords
you should never use because they're so easy to hack.
They're like, don't reuse passwords. We got our up laptops
updated and all my passwords were gone on Facebook, Gmail,
ad to.

Speaker 5 (47:33):
Figure those out.

Speaker 3 (47:35):
Uh, and it's the ones we always know one to one,
two three for five sexqu it is actually not on
this list. Oh yes, yeah, it is in the bottom
one to three for five sexes.

Speaker 2 (47:44):
Number one past woodmen. Oh yep, password want to think
for five six, seven, eight, one to three four wanted
through five password one two three A A one two
three four five six one thive six seven eight nine
zero one one one one one on one passed with
the capital P zero one two three.

Speaker 5 (47:59):
We've seen this, You've got it.

Speaker 2 (48:00):
You've got it. Like Apple, the Apple devices and stuff
are really good, and like Safari, Chrome all have passes.
You can save your passwords, so every website you can
have a different password, undetectable two factor authentication and yep,
what you should be doing.

Speaker 3 (48:15):
One that people think they're really clever. P at S
s W zero r D so passed with an air
and a zero.

Speaker 2 (48:21):
But that's like one of the most commons. Okay, anyway,
but if you have these, they're like you are one
of your guys passwords.

Speaker 5 (48:27):
Oh, have you had a pin capital L I'll tell you.

Speaker 4 (48:30):
I'll tell you because I've done about hacking.

Speaker 3 (48:33):
Okay, capital l at M yeah three yea o yeah
v at u capital g H lower case. Is this
that says lame o worn one two three one two
three one that makes extoration mark, that's exclamation mark. Why

(48:58):
why are you asking?

Speaker 2 (49:00):
Cry? Its where that you met me? You had this password,
you kept it. Now I met the cool of Google
Googley Vorn no zero little Okay, okay you wy worn
cool gay Vorn Okay, fine, I'll change it. Oh my god,
people are listening on the radio the hacked meme.

Speaker 3 (49:22):
Anyway, this is this is how you're gonna get hacked
if you have some of these lame passwords. But even
if you don't. I mentioned that I thought I had
been hacked the other day, but in fact it was
just my Lime scooters.

Speaker 5 (49:31):
I want to know how badly were you hacked?

Speaker 3 (49:33):
Because it happens to people all the time, whether it's
your bank account or your emails or your Facebook.

Speaker 2 (49:38):
You click a link and then you think you're logging
into a website and it's they're just fishing you.

Speaker 3 (49:44):
I know, and I do believe that that Nigerian prince
and I had a soul connection and that that money
will find its.

Speaker 2 (49:51):
Way back to Okay, Well, I'll wait one hundred dances
and would love to take your calls. You can text
her in nine six nine sacks. How badly were you
scammed or hacked?

Speaker 5 (50:00):
And was it because you had a terrible password or
it just they just got Yeah?

Speaker 2 (50:03):
Yeah, did they get you because your partic word was
the test word one two three four Yeah exactly. They
literally just tried to log onto your account. It wasn't
even anything you collected.

Speaker 5 (50:12):
Yeah, I wait one hundred times at MS and number
text for in nine six nine six.

Speaker 2 (50:15):
How badly were you scammed?

Speaker 3 (50:17):
But now I'm just dabbling in a little bit of
South Africa that now we would like to know how
badly you were hacked or scammed because a professional hacker
has revealed the worst passwords that you could have.

Speaker 5 (50:30):
My goodness, anonymous, good morning.

Speaker 8 (50:33):
What good morning.

Speaker 2 (50:35):
I cannot believe the amount that you were scammed for.
I can see it on the text on the on
the text machine here phone line here.

Speaker 8 (50:44):
Yeah, yeah, but it wasn't a good time.

Speaker 2 (50:47):
What happened?

Speaker 10 (50:48):
What tells?

Speaker 8 (50:50):
So essentially I was called by like a really well
spoken gentleman. Yeah, and he knew my bank, he knew
last four digits of my favorite Puss card, So all
of that just cemented to me. He said he was
from the fraud team of the bank, so all of

(51:11):
that just you know, sung real. I didn't even suspect anything.
And he went on to say that there has been
suspicious activity on my account in Sydney and it was
this online booking thing and gave me the website and
so was that me and I was like no, So
they had to look into it and he ended up

(51:35):
I can't remember if he knew my online banking logan
or through like being trusted, I told him and then
he kicked me like a code and it was like
I just needed to read that out, and so I did.

Speaker 5 (51:52):
God so sophisticated, unbenign to me.

Speaker 8 (51:57):
While he was doing this and chicking my account, he
had loved into my online banking and he's just saying
that he even actually read a few of my transactions,
which you can just made it sound more real.

Speaker 2 (52:09):
I feel I've had a legitimate conversation like this with
my back, you know. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (52:16):
And then all of a sudden, I start he had
me on hole for a while, and all of a
sudden I just started to feel uneasy. Oh my god,
I quickly put him on speaker and loved into my
online banking and saw he had taken thirty thousand dollars
from ours a gown.

Speaker 2 (52:32):
Oh my god, Oh my god, and I know anything.

Speaker 8 (52:36):
Baked out and wrung my partner, and he showed up
at my work and like he was just so angry
at me because I was just stupid.

Speaker 3 (52:45):
You were that these guys are professionals, man, Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (52:49):
And so did they find out who took it or
is it just gone forever?

Speaker 8 (52:54):
No, we were actually really lucky we got it back.

Speaker 3 (52:57):
I couldn't believe it because banks quickly reverse the may
and kind of getting back.

Speaker 2 (53:02):
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 8 (53:04):
They had some suspense for quite some times. It wasn't
a very nice week. There were a lot of teens.

Speaker 2 (53:09):
Shit, Oh my god.

Speaker 8 (53:12):
The people were silly because they didn't transfer it straight
into like an account overseas that went into another new
dealing account.

Speaker 5 (53:20):
Oh yes, so they can return it.

Speaker 8 (53:21):
Yeah, so the bank was able to stop it, but
I got the feeling that they it was kind of
like a no one scam or no on people. They
wouldn't tell us much.

Speaker 2 (53:32):
Wow. Oh, I'm so glad you got their back. I know,
you're anonymous, very bravely told because as you said, it
was a horrible week thereafter. It makes you feel stupid,
but you've probably also someone will hear this today, Yeah,
and they might save them from going through the same thing.
And so would you recommend, would you recommend if you

(53:53):
do get this call, you just hang up on them
and then just actually call your bank.

Speaker 7 (53:58):
Would that be a way to do it, because you know,
my partner was so mad, so I was just like.

Speaker 8 (54:06):
It was so real.

Speaker 2 (54:07):
Yeah, oh that's incredible, Anonymous, Thank you so much. So
many messages coming to more of those necks right now.
We're getting We got onto the ways you've been scammed
because the easy passwords. Yeah, another one of those less
like password one, two, three four. Yeah, although like these
are easy ways that people can get into your accounts,

(54:30):
so you gotta have good passwords.

Speaker 3 (54:31):
But the call we had before was a very convincing
phone call then, and your phone number is everywhere as
we all know.

Speaker 2 (54:38):
But there are some like people losing insane amounts of money. Yeah,
I started the small end of things. I was scammed.
I lost one thousand dollars, but they spend it along
Google ads. I don't know how or why, but I
managed to get refunded, but I had to change my
card details. Okay, so they've got the card and spend
on Google. I wonder what they're advertising. Somebody said the

(54:58):
call you just had on I had a very very
similar situation and lost one hundred thousand dollars. I think
if someone's actually working for a bank, do they even
call you? But if somebody is actually working from a
bank and they're calling you because they're worried about fraud,
they're not going to be upset if you say, look,
I'm going to call you back.

Speaker 5 (55:17):
Yeah, you're going to look up my bank. I didn't
give you the phone number. Yeah, only did then give
you the phone In the line what's your name? What's
your department? I'll call and ask for you. Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 2 (55:28):
Somebody else said, I lost over three hundred thousand dollars
to a scam was horrific.

Speaker 4 (55:32):
It was the worst time of my life.

Speaker 2 (55:33):
The police told me it was the most sophisticated scam
they ever seen. So you can't feel bad for I mean,
you'd feel stupid, but you can't feel bad because it's
that sophisticated. Yeah. I ended up being filmed for a
documentary for Fraud Awareness Week A few years we have
at the start of the year. I don't know, that's
not that's what they want you to.

Speaker 5 (55:52):
That's what I don't know.

Speaker 2 (55:55):
And this recently happened to me. But I read the
email with the code that they wanted and it said
at the end the beans it will never ask you
for this code. I went to the bank, went to
the bank, but the guy on speaker so the bank
could investigate him while.

Speaker 4 (56:09):
He was doing it.

Speaker 2 (56:09):
Oh wow, it becomes yeah sort of investigator, isn't it.
An eighty year old lady. My friend works in fraud investigation.
She's got the most amazing work stories. One of our
favorites is the old woman who was adamant that John
bon Jovi was coming to an eightieth birthday party and
that all his money was just tied up and they

(56:30):
were so loved.

Speaker 4 (56:31):
It was so sad he was a scam.

Speaker 2 (56:34):
When my friend would call her from the a from
the bank, she would yell at her and say, you're
the scammer, not John bon Jovis.

Speaker 5 (56:41):
Like the other day Brad pet had to come out
and say, I'm not asking anyone for money or what's like,
Come on, it's.

Speaker 2 (56:47):
Brad pet but brads mate, you know, I take the gamble.

Speaker 5 (56:52):
How much does he want?

Speaker 2 (56:55):
All the ms? Fletchborne and Hayley.

Speaker 6 (57:00):
Flashbuck Flash.

Speaker 2 (57:02):
It's a Friday tradition. We each take a turn pecking
a song that's at least ten years old.

Speaker 5 (57:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (57:08):
Yeah, so this song we just talked about this artist
before we had a different song wind up we head
right here right now, which is good right now, but
also like eight minutes long because children gather around.

Speaker 4 (57:20):
Granted, I'll tell you about when songs weren't.

Speaker 3 (57:22):
Two minutes fifteen Yeah, to maximize streaming revenue. The only
people that still do a nine minute song are heavy
middle band.

Speaker 2 (57:30):
Yeah, that's a real.

Speaker 4 (57:33):
Anyway.

Speaker 2 (57:34):
This song is from nineteen ninety eight that I'm gonna
play you know this guy fat boy Slam the artist,
not the song, right Yeah, No, the song that built it.

Speaker 5 (57:41):
Here's good build.

Speaker 2 (57:46):
So god, shall we go to the clubs tonight?

Speaker 6 (57:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (57:50):
Oh my god, I got him, I got.

Speaker 2 (57:51):
Him out of the house.

Speaker 4 (57:55):
Is the rasa club?

Speaker 2 (57:57):
It is?

Speaker 4 (57:58):
You've gotta belong to it?

Speaker 5 (57:59):
Good?

Speaker 2 (58:00):
So this was an album in nineteen ninety eight, This,
this and this artist all he did was sample everything.
Nothing in this was original apart from the you know
how it is all put together? Can I play you
a little bit of the vocal sample absolutely Vorn from
the artist from nineteen seventy five, Lunge through the Wait.

(58:28):
Are you telling me that he didn't even we thought
he did that? No? I have to celebrate you be
what sexy.

Speaker 6 (58:38):
I have to praise you like a shoe mom. Yes,
oh my god.

Speaker 2 (58:45):
Sup man. Now we'll go to a different Carniclas Valer
Curtains someone in the Corner Camila a song take your
Praise from the Iron Pot Cooker album. Let This is
going on a playlist. This is our love making song.

Speaker 5 (59:12):
Right, Well, let's get through this hour.

Speaker 2 (59:15):
God, Today's Friday flashback. It's bad Boy.

Speaker 4 (59:20):
Slim's more dancing, far less.

Speaker 9 (59:22):
Sexy plays flesh for Haley.

Speaker 2 (59:32):
It's bad Boy Slim on m it's your Friday flashback.
A few people being like, oh, and you promised your rthmes.
I'm sorry, I don't remember what I promised or what
I said. I remember you remember telling them what's me
next week? Well? Absolutely, how dare you, sir?

Speaker 5 (59:50):
Well you have to do that in a few weeks,
did promise if you remember good Feedbastermber, little sample you
gave us of the original for the vocals.

Speaker 2 (59:59):
Someone see talk about eating up the oven born Jesus Christ.
You know they call me the pre heater, them warmed up.
They see them out there. They got us a fluffer
in some industries. But Pater, you're more like a sausage
roll oven.

Speaker 5 (01:00:15):
Yeah yeah, yeah, one of those little mini ones.

Speaker 2 (01:00:17):
At the deary.

Speaker 5 (01:00:18):
It's kind of the glass has gone quite black.

Speaker 2 (01:00:20):
Oh yeah, yeah, to speak to the pre.

Speaker 5 (01:00:23):
Eater, like the pre the pre eat a lot of
a lot of pastry on the floor. Months since Sausage roll.

Speaker 2 (01:00:31):
All I'm here in mutu is jealousy that the postman
is once again knocked on the door.

Speaker 4 (01:00:36):
Your delivery ahead of schedule?

Speaker 2 (01:00:37):
Okay, yeah, fun fact right here, right now is our
walk down the Aisle song. What a tune, said Sam.
But fat Boy Slim fair Boy, slim bang banger.

Speaker 5 (01:00:46):
Also people saying the music video is so good, so so.

Speaker 2 (01:00:49):
The music video for the song we just played praise
was outside the cinema rain. It was just weird dancing,
like yeah, flash Moll really unusual dance.

Speaker 5 (01:01:00):
Always had good videos.

Speaker 2 (01:01:01):
Yeah, fat Boy slim, shall we just because I just
want to. I just felt like the preheater preheated. Can
I preheate again?

Speaker 4 (01:01:12):
Permission?

Speaker 5 (01:01:14):
Have we not reached temp?

Speaker 4 (01:01:15):
We've almost reached temp.

Speaker 2 (01:01:18):
Through the hot time you play in the beginning again,
I'm playing the beginning of the Iron Pole Cocker version
because we all agree. We all agreed this was, this
was the the ultimate preheat.

Speaker 6 (01:01:28):
I have to pray you like a shoe.

Speaker 5 (01:01:33):
You're so.

Speaker 6 (01:01:35):
Oh, it's beautiful.

Speaker 5 (01:01:36):
It's beautiful.

Speaker 2 (01:01:38):
Bam bam bam. Barent Shy is listening the kids going away.
That's and I can, man, I can fit you. And
I've got a ten minute window before I play see
a face time with the boys, and before I get
two boots even try later on. So in moderation, of course.

Speaker 5 (01:01:57):
Wow, I'm just saying a girl.

Speaker 4 (01:01:59):
I'm just saying, girl.

Speaker 2 (01:02:00):
They don't call me the preheater for nothing.

Speaker 5 (01:02:03):
Girl.

Speaker 4 (01:02:03):
Yeah, I might put this on walking in my jockeys
over to this.

Speaker 2 (01:02:09):
Mine's actually gone in.

Speaker 5 (01:02:12):
Inverted hating O the well one one week down of
the school holidays.

Speaker 4 (01:02:22):
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:02:23):
Week two this time around two weeks.

Speaker 8 (01:02:27):
School.

Speaker 2 (01:02:28):
That's wrong. We're going to remember, we're not dealing with
a public school girl. Here, we're dealing with the prime
three in the middle. I got three weeks. My parents
are paying a small fortune to send me. How which
when you work out the price per day, you've got
a card for so I can go to parenty camps
two weeks. So that's not cost my parents another small fortune,

(01:02:49):
pretty penny. So I shipping the kids off to day Yeah,
love them, love them on.

Speaker 3 (01:02:55):
But you literally your oldest daughter was at camp and
you sit here a little bit said when we're went
miss that girl.

Speaker 4 (01:03:02):
I missed there so much, and she's gonna I don't
know much.

Speaker 2 (01:03:07):
What are you doing?

Speaker 5 (01:03:07):
Shut it down, push it down.

Speaker 3 (01:03:09):
There'll be a nightmare through their teens. And it makes
it so much easier once they late.

Speaker 2 (01:03:15):
August had a sleepover this week at our house. Your
friend came over and they pushed the couches together. Yeah,
which apparently it's so easy to excite kids. The couches
that are always in the same spot. Are we allowed
to move them? I'm like yeah, and they're like heavy,
can you help? And I pushed the couches together and
they just.

Speaker 4 (01:03:30):
Looked at and they were just like.

Speaker 2 (01:03:35):
And then I said, what movie you're going to watch
And they say, August said, we're thinking about watching Titanic.
Great movies.

Speaker 4 (01:03:44):
You know, I've never ever seen it.

Speaker 5 (01:03:45):
I know I've never seen and because of all stubbornness,
he will I will never ever see it.

Speaker 2 (01:03:51):
But is it appropriate.

Speaker 5 (01:03:56):
See anything?

Speaker 2 (01:03:57):
I thought you?

Speaker 5 (01:03:59):
Oh, you know, it's doesn't in the picture and the.

Speaker 2 (01:04:03):
Taste for first test a museum nude.

Speaker 4 (01:04:06):
Yeah, well that's fine. Well then they're like, we might
watch Titanic.

Speaker 2 (01:04:09):
And two things I've seen. The poor people drowning because
they can't get up is also quite like the body
gets snapped in half over What about when the alls
and he hits the propeller.

Speaker 5 (01:04:23):
So you've never seen it, but you know the scene.

Speaker 2 (01:04:24):
I know the sound of the tall because I listened
to a podcast about like sounds, Yeah twenty thousand, if
anybody wants to listen to it's great, And they talked
about how they made the sound of the guy heading
the propeller and one of the episodes.

Speaker 4 (01:04:36):
How did they make that? I can't remember they hit?

Speaker 2 (01:04:38):
They hit? Oh my god, I listened to a podcast
about it.

Speaker 9 (01:04:44):
I can't do it.

Speaker 1 (01:04:46):
Up?

Speaker 6 (01:04:48):
What you my children, bloody and your child children here
to smoke of children and.

Speaker 2 (01:04:54):
The heads.

Speaker 4 (01:04:56):
Didn't come out of a shower.

Speaker 2 (01:04:58):
I can't remember the exact meat they used, but they
got the meat middle thing and whacked it with like
a little or something.

Speaker 5 (01:05:07):
They would have tenderized it to hope they cooked it up.

Speaker 4 (01:05:09):
Yeah, I hope they didn't go to waste either.

Speaker 2 (01:05:11):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (01:05:11):
So they start watching and I've never seen it.

Speaker 2 (01:05:15):
Wait did they put clothing on the meat because it
wasn't meat on middle it was clothing and meat barrier.

Speaker 3 (01:05:23):
And did they rebone the meat because it was bones inside?
That gentleman with the bone.

Speaker 2 (01:05:28):
I always imagined they were holding the bone like a
leg of lamb. And we found a hole And James
Cameron's Titanic.

Speaker 4 (01:05:35):
I'll listened to the episode because it was years ago
that I heard it.

Speaker 2 (01:05:38):
Okay, what was I talking about?

Speaker 4 (01:05:40):
Right, I've never seen it.

Speaker 2 (01:05:41):
Start.

Speaker 4 (01:05:41):
I was getting ready for bed. I know they were
watching it and starting. I was getting ready and I
looked they didn't even start.

Speaker 2 (01:05:47):
On the boat. Well starts in the modern day.

Speaker 4 (01:05:49):
Bill Bexton's driving a submarine.

Speaker 2 (01:05:51):
Yeah, movie is a flashbag demo. She's telling the story.

Speaker 4 (01:05:56):
No, yeah, when does she say it's been four years?
Start at the end start, start, and then see it.

Speaker 2 (01:06:03):
Oh my god, it's been eighty four years. And then
I go back eighty four years back.

Speaker 4 (01:06:08):
I didn't know.

Speaker 2 (01:06:08):
I thought that was at the end when she was
retrospectively looking back at her time, I'm the Titanic. Oh
my god, you're a fool.

Speaker 5 (01:06:14):
You would know this if you just watched one of
the greatest movies of all time.

Speaker 2 (01:06:17):
I'm not going to I saw the start of it
and Bill Paxson was driving a submersible and I was like,
Oka the man. That guy was everywhere in the night.
He's always popping up places. So then I said, all right,
I'm going to bed night. And then I shut the
door on the lounge and I heard August say to
her friend, do you know my dad's never seen this movie? Oh? Yeah,
how embarrassing.

Speaker 4 (01:06:34):
And she her friend said, and this is the part
you're stung.

Speaker 2 (01:06:39):
Yeah, are you kidding me? Everyone had to watch this
movie in the olden days. Oh you're old, you're older.
Your eye was just saying when that came out, I
remember saying the olden days, Yeah, to where were young?
What did you consider the olden days? Because I was

(01:06:59):
probably thinking of the sixties when I were older than
the war, the war or dinosaurs.

Speaker 10 (01:07:06):
So what to.

Speaker 4 (01:07:08):
The war or dinosaurs?

Speaker 2 (01:07:10):
There's a small before nineteen fifty happened within a week
in your mind.

Speaker 5 (01:07:15):
Yeah, nineteen fifty and then there were dinosaurs.

Speaker 4 (01:07:18):
Nineteen fifty was old and old and old, olden times.

Speaker 5 (01:07:21):
Yeah, seventies.

Speaker 2 (01:07:22):
I remember asking my nana if everything was black and
white when she was a kid, not just on the TV,
but just like, was everything? Oh my god, you're so dumb.
That was dumb.

Speaker 3 (01:07:30):
I remember asking my mum of over the Wanui Mata
Hill was the other side of the world.

Speaker 5 (01:07:33):
So we were alder, we were older, we were all dumb.
That must be China.

Speaker 2 (01:07:37):
I guess there China.

Speaker 4 (01:07:39):
He wasn't even allowed to talk to his parents he
was younger. Questions to say that was.

Speaker 2 (01:07:44):
So play.

Speaker 6 (01:07:52):
Play fact of the day, day day, day day, didn't.

Speaker 2 (01:08:08):
De guys. What's the last day of cloud It's the
last day in cloud week.

Speaker 5 (01:08:16):
It's been a good week.

Speaker 4 (01:08:17):
Today is a simple but rad fact about clouds.

Speaker 2 (01:08:22):
It's white.

Speaker 4 (01:08:22):
Are white?

Speaker 2 (01:08:23):
Oh my god. I literally made a joke saying clouds
a l there. First of all, we need to address
why the sky is blue because the sun produces white light.
So why is the sky blue because the ocean's blue.

Speaker 5 (01:08:37):
Wasn't that always.

Speaker 2 (01:08:38):
Reflected in the ocean.

Speaker 5 (01:08:39):
The sky is blue because the ocean is blue, and
the oceans.

Speaker 2 (01:08:43):
Is because of the light. The ocean, I believe, is
blue for the same reason. The sky is blue, but
it's not reflecting the ocean. It's blue white white light.
I said that the sun, it's out there millions of
miles away like a huge gigantic nuclear furnace hydrogen and Haley,
you could walk. Bring it on, iron man, it's putting out.

(01:09:07):
We get the heat too, we trip the other of
the heat. But the light comes screaming towards us as
white light. It hits our atmosphere, and violet and blue
light have the shortest wavelengths. So when the sun, like
the day, the sun has the shortest way to come
through our atmosphere. It has taken the shortest way, thus
the shortest wave length. Right. And you know, on a

(01:09:31):
really nice day, when the sky's up the sun and
the sun's directly above you, the sky almost does look violet.
Mm hmmm. It's because that's another one of the short wavers.

Speaker 4 (01:09:42):
Yeah, yeah, it's different.

Speaker 2 (01:09:43):
There's that blue and then there's that real intense blue.
Well when that same light comes through and hits the
clouds which are water molecules. Yeah, it takes it back
to white light because it's going back to the it reflects.
It reflects it at all wavelengths again, which is why

(01:10:06):
it's white lights. It's the little water droplets.

Speaker 3 (01:10:10):
Can I just note to the listener that can't it
can't visually see us. Horn has not referred to as
notes once. He has actually wrapped the skin around this
understanding because and put it into Layman's terms for us,
even as a qualified doctor, you have Layman's terms this and.

Speaker 5 (01:10:30):
I really appreciate it.

Speaker 2 (01:10:31):
And that's why, like dusk, it goes red because the
the white light has to go further. Throw at hear it, like, like,
how do I describe this? If you're cutting a cake,
for example, and you're cutting straight to the center in
a straight line, chocolate character, it does LEMONI no cream cheese.

(01:10:54):
The shortest way through is blue. But then if you
were to cut across the top, it would be a
longer way through.

Speaker 5 (01:11:01):
But then my cake turn blue.

Speaker 4 (01:11:04):
Huh Is it a boy or a girl?

Speaker 2 (01:11:05):
It's a girl? Okake?

Speaker 4 (01:11:06):
Okay, so it turns red, right, Okay, so that's why
you lost me on that travel.

Speaker 5 (01:11:12):
I've understood the blood stupid analogy.

Speaker 2 (01:11:14):
It was just sort of we're in the middle and
it's going like that. I don't need to understand, don't. Yeah,
Like I've tuned out because it's got the lights.

Speaker 5 (01:11:23):
Got the first one and that's enough.

Speaker 2 (01:11:24):
The light is longer, feeling with information catches the longer
wave legs.

Speaker 5 (01:11:30):
Let my brain diges the first bit of information.

Speaker 4 (01:11:33):
A bit too much on the little bit too much doctor,
Yeah right.

Speaker 2 (01:11:37):
The clouds are white because the white light that has
turned blue by our atmosphere turns white again when the
water droplets reflect all of the lights.

Speaker 5 (01:11:49):
And there's a cake somewhere in there as well, somewhere
banana cake.

Speaker 6 (01:11:54):
Fact of the day, day day day day.

Speaker 2 (01:12:00):
Do do do do do do do do do do
do do do do do do do do? Someone asked,
my storm clods are black. It's because the light gets absorbed.
There's too much I can consider. I can't get out.

Speaker 10 (01:12:15):
Told him, you guys have the cake, the cake cake
play zim s flesh Phone and Hailey.

Speaker 2 (01:12:22):
So, okay, in the last week, I've done this twice,
and it gave me an idea for a phone in topic,
which I think is going to make a lot of
people go, Yeah, I don't think I'm going to handle
this today.

Speaker 5 (01:12:32):
I don't know why.

Speaker 2 (01:12:33):
Okay, So twice in the last week, I've gone to
put my fingers my hand in my my jean pocket
because he's got one hand in his pocket and the
other one is hailing a taxi cab. Yeah, and so
we'll give him the piece of I'll go to put
it in and my fingernail goes on the rivet. The
little gen river of the rivet goes in between my
finger and fingernail.

Speaker 4 (01:12:53):
No anything between the fingernail, and it happens to me.

Speaker 2 (01:12:58):
Or staples or just like when you're building or doing
something a splinter line, when a splinter goes under your fingernail,
AMPU tape. That's the only like you just so much
like I'm almost like, take off the rivet.

Speaker 5 (01:13:18):
I think to stop bringing pants.

Speaker 2 (01:13:21):
You need to hammer the ribbt down. Take the pants
off right now. But it would still, it would still
be there. It would still if you hammered the rim
of it around it, it would be so much hard.
You're seeing a soft, soft, But I've done it a
couple of times, and every time I'm just like, oh,
I hate it so much.

Speaker 3 (01:13:39):
Do you know what It's like old chalkboards with nails down.
I might swear and I'll just do it. One of
the worst feelings. And you guys may remember us from
days gone by, but when you get a small slice
on your finger when you're washing your hair and one
strand slices perfectly through it.

Speaker 5 (01:13:57):
No, I've had that when you've got to cut, when
you need a small.

Speaker 3 (01:14:00):
Cut on your finger, you know, and they're just so
irritating here like paper cut and slight, one little strand
slides on.

Speaker 4 (01:14:10):
Through the chance of that happening would be like millions
to work, And.

Speaker 5 (01:14:13):
I'm just like, take me.

Speaker 4 (01:14:16):
It gets in.

Speaker 2 (01:14:18):
Well, this is this is what I thought, like, I
don't know if people are going to like this, but
could we take some calls like what is that worst
feeling in the world to you? Okay, you finished your popsicle,
it's just the water stack and you put in your
tongue and it's just like some reason, maybe because it

(01:14:39):
reminds you of the doctor, because every other doctor is
like I puts the tongue pressure on. I go you
you terrible gag reflex terrible. That's why I was expelled
from homosexual university A wife.

Speaker 9 (01:14:55):
Yeah, oh yeah the first week, even even like recently,
like rap tests every time on the throat, I.

Speaker 2 (01:15:07):
Was like, oh, worst feeling in the world. Hated it. Okay,
so a way to hundred darzit and we want to
take your calls now. I think we all need to
open up and share. You can text in nice nine sex,
nine sex. Okay, some already have come in. When you've
got slightly two longer toenails and you're taking your you're
trying to bend your toes over to put them in

(01:15:28):
the jendle under the thing, and your toe goes. That
is yug Okay, my god, Wait a hundreds is the
number nine sex? Nine sex? What are the worst feelings?

Speaker 6 (01:15:46):
Number?

Speaker 2 (01:15:46):
My number three?

Speaker 5 (01:15:47):
One two. It's the worst feeling for women in the world.

Speaker 2 (01:15:50):
I didn't even know that this is a say it
pulling out a dry tampon.

Speaker 4 (01:15:57):
Okay, I didn't even know this is a just leave
it there.

Speaker 2 (01:16:03):
You've gone too early.

Speaker 5 (01:16:03):
You've gone to keep them coming in those worse born
Oh he's so traumatic. Stop being traumatic.

Speaker 2 (01:16:14):
I can't stop stop being traumatic. I get weak in
cop every week, and a cock at the point reaching
the worst feelings in the world keep coming a nine
six nine six. Wow, have you seen the video of
that guy? Then he picks up a long sausage and
just goes and then and then liked. So we want

(01:16:34):
to know the worst feelings in the world, because twice
in the last week I've put my hand in my
jean pockets and my fingernail has gone.

Speaker 5 (01:16:42):
The rivet on the genes has gone in between my fingernail.

Speaker 3 (01:16:45):
And I feel like I could walk, you know, like,
let's get into the messages, but I could walk, yeah,
because it's really.

Speaker 2 (01:16:51):
A lot of a lot of them.

Speaker 5 (01:16:52):
Are the touches, so many peels.

Speaker 3 (01:16:55):
Of things, hundreds of messages about micro five o'cloths.

Speaker 5 (01:16:58):
Oh yeah, well I've had that. Yeah, But snaggy Paul.

Speaker 2 (01:17:04):
What is the worst feeling in the world for you?

Speaker 5 (01:17:08):
One?

Speaker 2 (01:17:08):
And guys, we've got back to here and it's fork
on a bowl, scraping a fork on a bowl.

Speaker 4 (01:17:14):
The end of the tongus, the tongues directly on the bowl.

Speaker 2 (01:17:20):
I don't yeh like bowls or plants that are aren't
smooth that.

Speaker 5 (01:17:24):
Have lost their ceramic coating.

Speaker 2 (01:17:27):
Yeah, and they get a bit. Yeah, no, that's horrible
to you're doing your scrambled How does that make you feel?
Back to that scraping down?

Speaker 5 (01:17:37):
Who's yeah, it's thanks to a dog or a kid.

Speaker 6 (01:17:43):
No, my son, he.

Speaker 5 (01:17:47):
Sorry, Yeah, yeah, I'm with it. I'm with you on
that one.

Speaker 2 (01:17:53):
Backs.

Speaker 5 (01:17:53):
So that's the worst.

Speaker 4 (01:17:56):
Someone said, what about pulling back? Falling back?

Speaker 2 (01:17:58):
So what about when a bit of peach skin slip
up between your teeth and your doing and you, Holly,
what is the worst feeling for you?

Speaker 3 (01:18:14):
My worst feeling is when you feel like you need
to vomit, and then you do vomit and nothing comes
out except stomach acid.

Speaker 2 (01:18:23):
Do you gag on the taste of the stomach You're.

Speaker 5 (01:18:30):
It's like a better cycle because you're like ing and
gigging and crying vomit and then you start crying because
you're like, you're crying.

Speaker 2 (01:18:38):
I'm really sick.

Speaker 5 (01:18:42):
Jesus, thank you, So Messa, I love the environments.

Speaker 2 (01:18:47):
I love the environment all for a reasonable straw, But
what about when you missing it tings your toothle straw
just goes oh yeah, it comes down the root and
you're like, oh, it slides up the tooth and you
stab yourm with a plastic straw like this must be
how turtles feel. Someone said, weren't you raised on a farm,
mister Smith? Oh yeah, gross animal stuff all day, baby,

(01:19:08):
No no qualms. I'm dealing with a zippers foreskin and
a zipper and you well, not a problem actually for
the circumcised, that's true. Taking your text and calls now
nine six nine six the worst feelings in.

Speaker 3 (01:19:23):
The world, and a lot of these are touched base
picking up warm cat vomit with not enough paper towel
and the liquid seeps through.

Speaker 2 (01:19:32):
Yuck. Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (01:19:37):
No, I don't even know if I can say that.

Speaker 3 (01:19:39):
The snout when you cough up a giant, warm blob
of snot and have no choice but to swallow it
a spit, when you're just like, just man up and
to get it down.

Speaker 2 (01:19:53):
Stop being a drama queen you start.

Speaker 4 (01:19:58):
This is all kicked off because of you.

Speaker 2 (01:20:00):
So you.

Speaker 5 (01:20:02):
I like that rich from this guy eating on.

Speaker 4 (01:20:06):
Ear Hang on, Oh no, I don't like that.

Speaker 9 (01:20:11):
Um.

Speaker 2 (01:20:12):
Someone said, oh, what about when you're using a more
on straws? When you're using a paper straw and you've
it's been in your drink for longer than ten seconds,
it starts to give the turtles and you start getting
bits of paper or like around your teeth and stuff.
You ever played a woodwinden instrument like a saxophone or

(01:20:33):
a clarinet, The reeling of the wooden reed in your mouth,
a fresh wooden reed, Yeah yeah, yeah, part of the saxophone.
You've got to change them out when they get like
soggy and start chopping. But that first time it's really
dry and you gotta put it in your mouth and
put you you're gonna go. Yeah, totally feeling that here splinters.

(01:20:54):
As a hairdresser, we constantly get here splinters. It's worse
when they get into your bra. Oh yeah, he starts
growing out of your nipple.

Speaker 5 (01:21:03):
Yeah, that's the thing that happens. That happens weirdly.

Speaker 2 (01:21:06):
It doesn't happen to my head because I keep dipping
my bald head into off cuts.

Speaker 5 (01:21:10):
It's so weird.

Speaker 2 (01:21:11):
Yeah, that's what's happened to my nipples. It's just all
this hair keeps getting caught all around the entire area. Yeah. Yeah,
but my wife, she's refusing to donate anymore. Yeah, here's
my hair in a bowl where I stand up so
down into my hair and a bowl had to stay
using my pits.

Speaker 3 (01:21:28):
That's but it's going to grow really coarse. Someone touching
the inside of your belly button.

Speaker 4 (01:21:34):
I hate that, hate that.

Speaker 2 (01:21:37):
I like it.

Speaker 3 (01:21:39):
Don't push it, don't push in there you want to
be sick. It takes me back to a dark place.

Speaker 2 (01:21:44):
I can't. Oh good. Someone said that I've never had
one having a catheter slowly removed.

Speaker 5 (01:21:53):
I've had, but I think they just yanked it.

Speaker 2 (01:21:58):
It's so much worse. Don't actually, no one's words quick
or slow, slow's gonna be there. I'm so sorry that
you've had that enough to know. Nicking your genitals when
you're shaving, or just nicking your head or anywhere when
you shave, you feel you've taken a chunk off, and
you're like, that was quick. It's gonna bleed. It's gonna

(01:22:19):
bleed when you well, When you have a filling and
you eat something that's still got a little bit of tenfalling,
it slides across the metal filling in your mouth.

Speaker 5 (01:22:26):
You can still got the metal fillings.

Speaker 2 (01:22:29):
I'm sorry. We're all kind afford modern industry removed and replaced.

Speaker 5 (01:22:35):
That would explain your mad mood.

Speaker 2 (01:22:38):
Going mad, I'm going mad.

Speaker 5 (01:22:40):
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Speaker 2 (01:22:51):
In review and maybe get out there and try to
make some friends.

Speaker 10 (01:22:57):
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