Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 7th October 2024 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The z M podcast Network, the Fleshpahne and Hailey Big Pod.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Great things are brewing at Macafe, the perfect start to
every day z MS.

Speaker 3 (00:11):
Fletched, Thorn and Hailey, Thank you brand, Good morning, Welcome
to the show Fletched, Vawn and Haley. Today we're broadcasting
life from our Queenstown studios. Hi, Hi, Hello, good morning,
good morning. Not not our usual beautiful mic.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
Yes, sorry, just adjusting to the mic. Here is that better? Yep?

Speaker 4 (00:30):
You know that sounds. We did this before we went
on air.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
Vorn test test.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
I'm always constantly testing and evolving though. That's just me,
you are, That's just me. Terri will start to the show.
I've lost my lip balm. Thing is in the lip.
Oh no, because you know it got really low and
now I can't get it out of the lip.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
You need to use a little in the air. We'll
get a little pin in the end.

Speaker 4 (00:52):
And get a little paper cloak.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
God, you really wear it right down to the base,
don't you.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
I go through my lip balm. You we're in Queenstown.
It's very dry here.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
I'm so dry. We all work up a little bit
dry this.

Speaker 4 (01:04):
Morning, a little bit dry. But here we are I'm
not dry. I work up moist.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
If anything, may I wake up on the moist side
of yeahs.

Speaker 4 (01:17):
Now, what's on the top sex today?

Speaker 3 (01:19):
Boy? Well you to be completely decided on the wording
of it. But I also can't see fletch from where
I'm I should move.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
I'm close, so we have to be by side.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
We're just making some on the fly adjustments here to yes,
hello there.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
To paint a picture. It looks like Flitch is at
a DJ booth and we're underneath being like DJ did
Jay did J? You Planet, Katy parent, darling.

Speaker 4 (01:43):
We don't do requests.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
Play baby, You're a firework.

Speaker 4 (01:47):
And it'll be regarding this some this.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
By the way, I had not heard anything about this
navy incident, and then the carf just like, how about
this the navy ship?

Speaker 1 (01:57):
I was like, what about it?

Speaker 3 (01:58):
I was like undred million dollar ships, which we've seen
in purse. Yeah, we have, we have been alongside. Yeah, crazy, crazy,
you'll be dealing with that. Do you think you'll tackle
that in the top Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
Well you know now where now that we've lost the
big ship, Yeah, we're just down to a couple of canoes. Yeah,
So sad, isn't it. Yeah, I'm glad everybody got off.

Speaker 4 (02:27):
Also, sorry some off that mess we've left there.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
It's a shipwreck, right, it just stays there now, Yeah,
so should we se?

Speaker 3 (02:37):
I think you just say so and everyone survives. So
that's quacks, just some so a couple of so also
coming up on the show, we need to talk about
an embarrassing moment at dinner last night for Haley.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
Well, the timing, it all sort of I don't know,
it felt, I don't know, you know, I got I
got a bit confumed.

Speaker 3 (02:56):
Right next on the show, though, it's bad news. If
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Speaker 3 (03:03):
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Speaker 1 (03:06):
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Speaker 1 (04:00):
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the time.

Speaker 4 (04:03):
It's good stuff.

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I like it. I like it in a pair sag format,
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Speaker 3 (04:13):
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Speaker 1 (04:35):
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We are dry down here.

Speaker 4 (04:46):
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Speaker 3 (04:48):
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Speaker 5 (04:58):
Do?

Speaker 1 (04:59):
How much respect do you lose for someone when they
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Speaker 4 (05:05):
No, I don't.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
That's what I mean when you see someone do not
do a proper dot dot dot and they do four.

Speaker 3 (05:10):
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but it's specifically da da da da da.

Speaker 5 (05:20):
Ah.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
Right, how many data da da das do you use
on you go away? I was? I always thought I
was a three, but I'm a four?

Speaker 4 (05:32):
What is like the friends clap, I'm already like, it's four.

Speaker 3 (05:37):
It's you do like?

Speaker 4 (05:48):
Well the dot dot dot is it's apparently it's not.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
Sorry, you can't cancel everything, though, I will say, I
don't know if you've noticed. I've moved to a cruise sock.
Beau gen Z told me that my ankle socks were
no longer cool. Oh yeah, I've got a high crew.

Speaker 4 (06:05):
We moved to those socks like a year ago, two years.

Speaker 5 (06:08):
You know.

Speaker 1 (06:09):
I'm just a little pokemon on them, like mine. Mine's
got a little heart, okay, min a quality sock from
k Mate. I'll tell you they are bone thin, right.

Speaker 3 (06:20):
But somehow sweety like my feet cannot read when your
feet is screaming for air and the bone finness of socks.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
Plays it ms Fledgeborn and Hailey quarter past sex, quarter
past sex. It is. I don't know why I caught
a past six so funny, wellfd the show. It's called
a past six stop quarter past Okay, here's the study. Sorry,
the energy has changed because we've all decided to.

Speaker 4 (06:49):
Stay standing show now. Yeah, we're broadcasting the show this
morning in Queen sent It's a different set up.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
It's a little sit.

Speaker 3 (06:55):
I couldn't see Born behind the screens, so we've decided
to stand up. And now it doesn't look like we're
waiting for something, does It looks like we're waiting for us,
waiting for just waiting for And an old lady is
sitting in the seat, so oh no, no, you have that.

Speaker 4 (07:10):
We were we were sat down and then she came
along with I don't know, please please please, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (07:15):
Exciting because we're making a whap to cadrona later today,
broadcasting the show there tomorrow morning to make you a
listening for your chance to win.

Speaker 1 (07:23):
Wins Town's made us very silly, it has Okay, here's
the study that I have before me. It's it's the
kind of car that you should own if you want
to nebor date, right, like the top ten hottest cars. Okay,
it makes you more likely to be like, yeah, I
want to date him or her or them?

Speaker 4 (07:39):
Is it a really rich one?

Speaker 1 (07:41):
Yep? Number and the Dodge I was I said to
Aaron yesterday, the Dodge is there? America a the big
they got big butt?

Speaker 4 (07:49):
Is this an American list?

Speaker 1 (07:51):
Your America? Sorry? She said that about a.

Speaker 3 (07:55):
Lot of while Hayley is trying in the last twenty
four hours, Hailey is trying to bring back your mum jokes.

Speaker 4 (08:01):
And I don't know if that's not.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
Last night I had some funny ones. What was odd?

Speaker 3 (08:06):
It was on the plane when they said where we're
loading from the front and the back, and she said,
your mum's loading from the front of the back.

Speaker 4 (08:13):
I was like, it's but rude.

Speaker 3 (08:15):
I don't know if that's alpha already love because I've
got a couple of those alas. They love your mum joke.
But they said to each other and they've got the
same mum. Oh yeah, yeah, no not really.

Speaker 1 (08:25):
Okay. Number ten is the Dodge that's a big American
sort of muscle car.

Speaker 3 (08:28):
Really, yeah, that's the hottest. Just make muscle cars. They
make trucks and stuff. They make the Ram. Yeah, I
would say that's a Dodge Challenger. Hell cat, my Dodge.

Speaker 4 (08:40):
Is it going to be like a Corolla on the list?

Speaker 1 (08:42):
Because stage number nine Volkswagen? Okay, how embarrassing? Number eight
a BMW. Now we're getting sort of classically hot cars. Okay,
there's some nice beamers out there. Number seven is the machades.

Speaker 3 (08:55):
Are you team BMW or team machades when it comes
to German engineering.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
Parents have a machades.

Speaker 3 (09:03):
Probably, I don't know, Like, it doesn't matter that this
is a choice. I'll ever actually fast.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
I staid here being like, do you guys want to
get a beam or machades? Okay? Number six is an Audi?
Remember when I had an Audi three months?

Speaker 3 (09:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (09:15):
I did feel a lone Audi.

Speaker 1 (09:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (09:18):
Do you think it boosted your confidence?

Speaker 1 (09:20):
I think it definitely gave me an air of importance.
It made me feel riche like, I just definitely drove.
I had a big dick energy did yeah, and then
stumbling back into my sort of gross chocolated manster. It
was real four from Grass Yeah, okay. Number five chocolate
in color, it's throughout it. Number five is a Range Drover.

(09:42):
Oh yeah, nice big car. Yeah, they're attractive. Number four
is the Jaguar, the Chaguard. A lot of heavy lifting
on the Jaguar.

Speaker 5 (09:52):
There.

Speaker 3 (09:52):
These are the cars that people are like, would you
have these on your dating profile?

Speaker 5 (09:56):
No?

Speaker 4 (09:56):
No, just like they're just going to help you get Dave.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
If you found out that you would I having a Jaguar,
I'd be quite impressed and be like, that's really attractive.
They've given the difference between you having that car or
no car in a percentage form, but it's quite I mean,
any car would be nice. Okay, here's your top three
sexiest cars basically, okay. Number three is the Pollster we're getting.

Speaker 3 (10:18):
Evriv Yeah, it's a nice car.

Speaker 4 (10:23):
Yeah, they're nice, really nice.

Speaker 1 (10:24):
Number two just above that is the Tesla, right is
number one. It's a Porsche. Yeah. Yeah, I'm just I'm
being being Joey from friends. Not familiar with the show.
Oh my god, there's one where he like poses by
a Porsche and he calls it his Porsche.

Speaker 3 (10:42):
Oh okay, yeah, I don't know. I haven't seen that one.
Is that the one where Ross tries to get the
couch up.

Speaker 1 (10:46):
The stairs different episodiode. Yeah, okay, but yeah number one
they say it's a whole car. See.

Speaker 3 (10:54):
They need to do like a more relatable list, I know,
like your mansters, like yeah, what's mine?

Speaker 1 (11:01):
Man's the Exceller in gun middle Gray.

Speaker 3 (11:04):
Yeah, hot hot, Yeah, like the top ten cars that
get key woman like beat for Highlight, Man's the beat
Ford Ranger.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
Yeah. The fifty is the lesbian's truck of choice. Yes,
mine is one parked at my garage. Anyway, those trying
to lure the man. Yeah, yeah, it's good to carry
around wood and stuff when you're innovating, but also just
get the lesbians.

Speaker 3 (11:29):
I was at the yesterday. Hailey missed it, but there
was a woman made her up like a snack with
her eyes. Really yeah, yeah, she missed it and it
wasn't a I think I recognized that woman from four
canceled New Zealand television.

Speaker 4 (11:41):
Shows Its Way More Umber Harbor.

Speaker 1 (11:45):
Mama, Mama, ma, wow, ma, Mama, still got it.

Speaker 3 (11:49):
Still I've got a birthday tomorrow about still got.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
Play play?

Speaker 1 (12:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (12:04):
It is so silly, silly, silly, silly, little silly little.

Speaker 4 (12:16):
Just on the double click on the mouse.

Speaker 2 (12:18):
Still.

Speaker 3 (12:18):
I remember teaching my dad to double click a mouse
and he was like click click, no, faster, faster?

Speaker 4 (12:27):
Is that how fast?

Speaker 3 (12:28):
I was? As fast as you can go? Like click click,
It was so good. This is going back. Maybe this
is why. Maybe this is what this mouse is. Maybe
that's what I just thought.

Speaker 1 (12:39):
You remember my dad's christ laptop had that little green
button and at nub that would be the mouse.

Speaker 4 (12:46):
Yeah, like, I.

Speaker 3 (12:48):
Weird, was one of those not even that long ago.
I think it's still rather the track pad?

Speaker 4 (12:52):
Yeah, yeap.

Speaker 3 (12:53):
What do your dreams look like? Is today still a
little pollo? They black and white or are they colorful?
I didn't even know this was a thing for people.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
So there's signs behind it. I was reading this article
about this that a lot of people report. It was
fifty percent of people reported dreaming in color all the time. Yeah,
ten percent said exclusively black and white, and then forty
percent of people were like, I don't know, I can't remember,
I don't know, I don't think about it.

Speaker 4 (13:15):
I'd never even thought about it.

Speaker 1 (13:16):
And they think it's something to do with age, like
older people are more prone to be dreaming in black
and white. Maybe because they grew up with black and
white TV and black and white movies and whatnot. But
it's a thing, and they used to think that dreaming
and color meant that you had psychological issues.

Speaker 4 (13:33):
Oh right, the devil, not me.

Speaker 3 (13:34):
You.

Speaker 4 (13:35):
We asked the listeners. We asked you, dear listeners.

Speaker 3 (13:38):
Eighty eight percent of you said that colorful dreams, twelve
percent black and white.

Speaker 1 (13:43):
That's crazy. Yeah, some feedback, please, sir.

Speaker 3 (13:45):
Her dreams in black and white, says Matt, What are
we dogs?

Speaker 1 (13:50):
What's next? Marrying your dog?

Speaker 3 (13:54):
Your dog and a black and white dream? I even said,
I've got no idea how to answer this. My dreams
are always so messed up and vivid, but I've never
can't say've ever noticed color.

Speaker 4 (14:03):
That's exactly what I thought. Yeah, yeah, you.

Speaker 1 (14:06):
Sort of remember more the context of it than that.

Speaker 4 (14:08):
But I think I would if you did dream in
black and white, you'd know.

Speaker 1 (14:12):
Because it's black and white.

Speaker 3 (14:14):
Yeah, it would actually be handy because you'd know you
were in a dream. Yeah, you'd be like, oh, it's
black and white. Maybe that's why you don't notice the
case I didn't murder that person.

Speaker 1 (14:23):
Have you guys had a lucid dream before where you're
in the dream you're like, hey, I'm dreaming. No, you
can kind of teach yourself to have them.

Speaker 3 (14:30):
They're quite weird, but it's always towards the end that
I'm like, oh, this is a dream.

Speaker 4 (14:34):
Yeah, you're all good, and then you kind of wake
up real quick.

Speaker 3 (14:37):
Susie colorful, but they're always set at night or at
least in the dark.

Speaker 1 (14:41):
Okay, isn't that weird? That is weird.

Speaker 3 (14:45):
Stiff says, they have color, but it's always muted colors,
like more of a water color or like a past
relax and stuff. Brittany not Brittany Brittain. No, we're like
hit the a nothing. I don't dream. I fall asleep
and it's just black and then I wake.

Speaker 1 (15:04):
Up what I dream constantly?

Speaker 3 (15:07):
Yeah, I've been having very vivid dreams lately. Interesting one everything.
Oh you murder things? No, I thought I'd murdered someone,
but I just trying to convince people I hadn't, but
they were.

Speaker 1 (15:20):
Like, oh no, well we heard.

Speaker 3 (15:21):
But then a person showed up and I was like, ha,
told you to murder them, and everyone was like.

Speaker 4 (15:26):
Okay, it checks out. Wow. Yeah, but I hadn't.

Speaker 3 (15:29):
There's some unresolved issues or unresolved Brand says, I don't
see dreams. I have them, but I don't see them.
If that makes any sense.

Speaker 1 (15:38):
I sort of get it. You experience them. You're not
watching it like a movie.

Speaker 3 (15:42):
And she says, I have a fantasia and I can't
picture things infantagious way. You can't if you're not with
your friends, you can't picture what they look like.

Speaker 1 (15:52):
Isn't that that you that your brain thinks in like
words rather than pictures.

Speaker 3 (15:59):
It's not that two thousand singer I was a man
in the right, Okay movie, wasn't it?

Speaker 4 (16:08):
Did you google?

Speaker 3 (16:09):
Antasu is the phenomenon in which people are unable to
visualize imagery. Well. Most people are able to conjure the
image of a scene, an object, or a face in
their minds. People with antasia cannot affantasia A P H
A N T A S I A.

Speaker 1 (16:25):
You couldn't visualize anything, so you're just thinking like sound like.

Speaker 4 (16:29):
They say that's really important.

Speaker 3 (16:31):
Like if you want to get good at sports, like
visualize you know the ball going you heading a six,
or you know, heading it over the net.

Speaker 1 (16:39):
That's spent half my life fantasizing in my brain, all
sorts of all sorts of images.

Speaker 4 (16:43):
And the example that is here.

Speaker 3 (16:46):
Imagine you're in it's a warm summer's day and you're
sitting on the side of a swimming pool. So most
people would picture what they're sitting on the tiles, the water, their.

Speaker 4 (16:56):
Feet in the water. I've got a pinicolada too.

Speaker 1 (16:58):
Oh my god, I've got a pinicolada.

Speaker 4 (17:00):
I don't have a panicle it that's a milky.

Speaker 1 (17:03):
We did kind of have one yesterday and yeah, milked
me a bit blue milk, some blue milk. It's some
blue milk. Interesting, I got more? Where did they go? Here?

Speaker 3 (17:11):
They are one last one, Danielle says. I said black
and white, But now that I've been thinking about it
for five minutes, honestly can't remember if I see.

Speaker 1 (17:19):
Color or not.

Speaker 4 (17:19):
I'm sure sure that's the thing it is.

Speaker 3 (17:21):
It's it's hard because that's a you know you're having it,
but it's hard in the time to notice that it's
colored or not. It's still a little pile ms fletch,
Rawn and Halle.

Speaker 1 (17:33):
Happy birthday to my brother. It's it's his birthday today.
I just realized that he's in Australia. He was here
this you and your brother one day apart, and Aaron
was yesterday. Yeah, yeah, one day in three years. He
had a birthday party and then my mum had to
leave because I was like, I'm coming out, but yeah.

Speaker 3 (17:51):
I thought you meaning like when when he was sixteen
or no, no, no, no, honestly.

Speaker 4 (17:56):
I've got to leave the party.

Speaker 3 (17:57):
Haley's going to be a lesbian, ma'am.

Speaker 5 (18:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (18:02):
It's my birthday tomorrow, which officially marks me leaving my
early thirties and heading towards forty.

Speaker 3 (18:08):
I'm thirty five, so do you now will you now
say mid thirties?

Speaker 1 (18:12):
Yeah, and then maybe in two more.

Speaker 3 (18:15):
Years it will be late thirties. When does it officially
become late twenty eight? At thirty sev twenty eight? Thirty
eight forty eight? That y'ear late right yea yeah?

Speaker 1 (18:24):
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, mid mid Okay, I want to
go a bit bit about that.

Speaker 4 (18:28):
Huh is it the seven or the eight? Will you say?

Speaker 5 (18:31):
Way?

Speaker 4 (18:31):
Were sweetish round in this?

Speaker 1 (18:34):
I don't know, I don't know we're rounding it, but
it is my birthday tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (18:38):
I would go early thirties to thirty two and a
half and then from thirty two and a half to
thirty seven and a half.

Speaker 1 (18:43):
You're in your mid thirties. Now that's too big. You've
only given two years and one end and five in
the middle.

Speaker 3 (18:47):
Yeah, but then late thirties you want to spend this
little time?

Speaker 4 (18:50):
Is there as possibleized?

Speaker 1 (18:51):
Well, there's no arguing that thirty.

Speaker 4 (18:53):
Five that's literally the middle.

Speaker 1 (18:56):
She's in the mid thirties.

Speaker 4 (18:58):
And are we feeling.

Speaker 1 (19:01):
Do you know what weirder than I thought that I would.
I had no feelings about turning thirty. I was like, yeah,
that's cool, that feels right, feels appropriate. Yeah, and now
thirty five, I might hate that. I hate that. I
looked up the other day a face left. I was like,
I was like, it's just a subtle one. It's cool.
It's called a pony tail face left, and they it's

(19:23):
just a little one, just a little one like like that, right? Mobi? Mobi?

Speaker 4 (19:28):
How much does someone with that cost?

Speaker 1 (19:30):
Like half the price of the ones where they literally
peel your whole entire face off and then stable at
the head. No way, No, I'm kidding. I'm not going
to lift my face up for a good until I
hit the late thirty year, right, okay, and then ask
me again. But we went out for this is what
we're talking about. We went out for dinner last night.

Speaker 4 (19:48):
We were in the.

Speaker 3 (19:49):
Midst of our dinner, weren't we, Yeah, And all of
a sudden, the music in the restaurant changes from sort
of a low restaurant sign to a very loud I
could tell, like if you've been to an American chain
restaurant that had big Here we come with the birthday
song in the g yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. And immediately
when it got loud and I spun around and I
saw someone coming out of the kitchen with a cake.

(20:12):
I stood yeah because I just was in a silly
nude and I wanted to clap, so I started clapping.
And that's when I think Hayley thought, oh my god,
that does any special for me because it's my birthday
in a couple of days.

Speaker 1 (20:23):
I was like, I honestly, you know, you guys don't
often tell me how much you loved me. And I
was like, I think this is really a beautiful thing.
And I was like, it's so nice they've done this.
I know, I'm feeling funny about tenning thirty five. And
then the cake comes down, comes down, and I've got
my arms up in the air like a hero's welcome.
And gosh, she just didn't.

Speaker 3 (20:43):
She turned right to the old fellow, that lovely old fellow,
lovely old fellow who really.

Speaker 1 (20:49):
Did not want the fuss. No, he did not want
the fuck.

Speaker 3 (20:52):
We joined, and the whole restaurant joined. It not really
a restaurant.

Speaker 4 (20:56):
Will you do that? I wouldn't have thought.

Speaker 1 (20:57):
I'd say we joined in the hardest.

Speaker 3 (20:59):
Yeah, and everyone. I thought, Oh, this must be a
thing at this restaurant. We do this, So we do this,
and so there was clapping and singing.

Speaker 4 (21:06):
I was so overcome with joy. I was like, oh
my god.

Speaker 3 (21:09):
And I said to the waitress, I said, oh, it's
actually our friend Hayley's birthday tomorrow, all the day out
and two days. And she said, I'm so sorry. It's
only for birthdays. It's only on the day, on the day,
on the day, you.

Speaker 1 (21:22):
Can't be a little flexible. I would love that fuss
about me. We made such a fuss for that gentleman.
I would have him much better than him. Yeah, you
would have received it with open eyes. Yeah, just basking
sing sing for me, my angel of music. But yeah,
it wasn't for me, was that? So that's fine? Shame nothing,

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shame shame out. Don't shame out me, shame out. And
I had to pay for my own meal. Gosh, what do.

Speaker 4 (21:51):
You expect us to pay for your birthday meal?

Speaker 1 (21:53):
A little bit?

Speaker 4 (21:54):
What was in your birthday?

Speaker 3 (21:55):
Well, tomorrow you pay for my meal, yep, yeah, but
I just won't be there when it comes time to pay.

Speaker 1 (22:01):
Flitch can pay. Oh no, old old guys. It's supposed
to feel like a generous act. No, no, no, you
do it, you do it, you do it.

Speaker 3 (22:08):
Oh, okay, there better be a fuss made tomorrow. There'll
be a fuss.

Speaker 1 (22:11):
There better be fast us no demand fast. If there's
not fast, get on a little private no Hailey chair
and start thinking to start making a fast make fuss
play z MS fleshed one and Haley blah.

Speaker 2 (22:24):
Blah blah blah blah blah blah. This is the top six.

Speaker 3 (22:30):
Hello over the weekend and New Zealand Navy boat sunk.
You see h M n Z It is mono nui.

Speaker 1 (22:38):
We've seen it. We've been on the one that was
beside it.

Speaker 3 (22:41):
And there was a bit of anti boat like beef
banter and because we were on the other boat of
course with your their team and started like there was
a bit of yeah, there was a bit of back
and forth. But regardless, a one hundred million dollar yeah ship,
it is taxpayer funded ship. And the irony is this

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was the ship that like maps reefs and like hydrography.

Speaker 4 (23:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (23:07):
So and it caught on a reef.

Speaker 4 (23:09):
Yeah, like you think it would have seen it coming.

Speaker 1 (23:11):
So how how do you go from like scratching the
bottom on the reef to exploding and then sinking quite quickly?

Speaker 4 (23:18):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
We're not both people, we're not both people. Know we're
radio presenters.

Speaker 3 (23:25):
Yeah, but everybody got off, that's the most important thing.

Speaker 1 (23:27):
Hell yeah, people right or something?

Speaker 4 (23:31):
No board, No one majorly injured, thankfully.

Speaker 1 (23:33):
They just went I think we should abandoned ship and
rightfully so.

Speaker 4 (23:37):
And good like cleaning up that oil spilt, we've.

Speaker 1 (23:40):
Already said this morning.

Speaker 3 (23:41):
So about dare I'd actually like to give this tolet
give some of this toilet roll.

Speaker 4 (23:48):
I don't know if that's going to be a bit
of the oil.

Speaker 3 (23:52):
You know, it's human here when you soak up oil,
human here, so many oil?

Speaker 4 (23:57):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, and they have these like nets of human.

Speaker 1 (23:59):
Here where they're getting all this human here from. But
I buy human here for my here extincte. It's a
fair expensive.

Speaker 3 (24:09):
They cut off yet the barbers all right, and yeah
they so it sticks to the here.

Speaker 1 (24:14):
Really high end stuff that you know, some poor child's
grown for me.

Speaker 3 (24:18):
Yeah, cut off and it feeds their family for a month. Well, yeah,
I thought there's no need for a naval pylon, although
that's kind of a sixty, doesn't it?

Speaker 4 (24:26):
A pilon at the Divenport Naval Base.

Speaker 1 (24:29):
Anybody here I had, Well, I've.

Speaker 3 (24:32):
Got nothing but respect for everybody in the Navy from
top to bottom, you know, like the rankings wise I
speak of, but at the top Sex New Navy recruitment slogans.
I could use number six on the list seese the
day join the Navy.

Speaker 4 (24:48):
As you got it.

Speaker 3 (24:50):
It's beautiful, sees the day number five on the last
the New Zealand Navy b y O B bring.

Speaker 1 (24:57):
Your own Okay. Famously, you would hope that when you
join the Navy that they provide the boss.

Speaker 4 (25:04):
Yeah, but then remember anymore, Haley.

Speaker 1 (25:06):
Especially one hundred million, I'm not for Bob.

Speaker 3 (25:08):
Remember in Dunkirk the movie and historical by b wayob
across the English Channel.

Speaker 1 (25:14):
To pick up the boys. Yeah, true and bring them home.

Speaker 3 (25:17):
Number four on the list of the top Sex New
Navy recruitment slogans the New Zealand Navy, nautical but nice.

Speaker 1 (25:22):
I love their Yeah, nautical, nautical but else.

Speaker 4 (25:27):
This is the right time for a recruitment drive.

Speaker 3 (25:30):
Just live for a little bit, but no better time
for all eyes on the navy.

Speaker 4 (25:35):
Yeah, okay.

Speaker 3 (25:36):
Number three on the list, ship happens, Yeah, great, joined
the Navy, Yeah yeah, I love that. Yeah, yeah, Just
you know, these things do happen. Yeah, not often, not often,
hardly ever in this modern age war And to be honest, yeah,
you're running aground. This is something you did. I don't
know in the eighteen hundred. You're finding a country.

Speaker 1 (25:54):
Feeling very Titanic.

Speaker 3 (25:55):
Yeah, and turn the lst of the top Sex Navy
recruitment slogans, Join the Navy. Then it's time to sail librate.

Speaker 1 (26:02):
I didn't like that one as much. You didn't like
that one as you had on board just giving live
feedback in the moment. Okay, that's what they would be one,
Get on board, Get on board.

Speaker 3 (26:11):
The New Zealand Navy fits here with the top Sevenum,
well that's number two. Then then get on board as
the official sailorbrate failed to launch. Oh yeah, and number
one and the last of the top six new Navy
recruitment slogans, the Navy's attitude is unsinkable.

Speaker 4 (26:26):
Join today.

Speaker 1 (26:27):
I don't think using the terms unsinkable at the moment.

Speaker 3 (26:30):
Point I feel okay, okay, well I'll rethink all of
these then get back to the drawing board with Warnsmith's
creative agency.

Speaker 1 (26:39):
That's today's top sets.

Speaker 4 (26:42):
Play play.

Speaker 1 (26:47):
You've got all your different types of friends. You've got
your cuddle friend, You've got your You've got your best
friend friend. Yeah, you've got your your best friend. You've
got your worst friend, but you keep them around for
a bet. Yep, you got your money friend.

Speaker 4 (27:03):
You think I'm about a common sense friend?

Speaker 1 (27:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (27:06):
Yeah, Yeah, you've got your like handbrake friend. What about
party friend.

Speaker 1 (27:12):
Party friend. I'm a lot of people's party friend. You're
a party now, I'm a party friend. Okay.

Speaker 3 (27:16):
When you talk about the benefit of the rage, I'm
just your handbrake friend. I'll handbrake. No, you're just a
certain time and I will put it a handbrake. I
can see it's just only gonna go downhill hand brake.
The realist friend the person that will just point out yeah,
I thinel a common sense to be the realist friend
as well.

Speaker 1 (27:34):
Okay, when you talk about the benefit of the rage friend, okay,
so this is the friend who you can just rage,
vent bitch and moan basically yeah, with no judgment and
even more importantly, no advice given back. You know, no, like, oh,
I'm sorry to hear that. Why don't you did it?
It's like, no, I just the rage friend just needs

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to receive my rage.

Speaker 4 (27:56):
Right do they say you're right?

Speaker 1 (27:59):
Ornskis?

Speaker 4 (28:00):
I was just yawning there, I'm bored.

Speaker 1 (28:04):
How can I make this more entertaining for you've worn?

Speaker 3 (28:08):
I don't know, to be honest, I think it's I
think it's beyond that. Now dance, yeah, dance, maybe do
a handstand or something?

Speaker 5 (28:16):
Is it?

Speaker 3 (28:17):
Would it be annoying though, if you are that person
that's receiving.

Speaker 1 (28:21):
No, No, it's consential.

Speaker 3 (28:25):
Like if every time I see this friend, all they're
doing is the moaning yes, yeah, yes, that that to
me is not going to be a.

Speaker 1 (28:30):
Friend, your British friend. I see them and that it
was known about things I know, but you can also,
like a lot of people talk about this is online
that we're talking about the benefit of the rage friend,
the benefit of the rage chat. Have a WhatsApp chat
specifically called like rage chat. Yeah, so we've got a group,
you know, and we chat about all things. But we
could have a separate group the three of us that

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has is specifically about rage, and it's we've got a rage.

Speaker 3 (28:55):
And maybe it could delete after twenty four hours, so
there's no trace.

Speaker 1 (28:58):
Could feture. Yeah, right, get a redacted chat going.

Speaker 3 (29:03):
And then you know, you get it out there and
it's just twenty four hours of bitching and raging and
then it's gone.

Speaker 1 (29:08):
And all we need to do is to respond. Is
just some like emojis or whatever you liked. I'm so sorry,
you know, tell me more about those flitch just a
rage chat, inventing just the best friend, right, venting about
the cost of living. I know, but then with your
best friend, it's sort of you sort of doing a
bit of everything. Yeah, this is a specific thing, just rage.

Speaker 3 (29:28):
I mean, I feel like you'd love to be that
person form because you love a goss.

Speaker 1 (29:32):
And so you would love it, not rage. This is
a rage.

Speaker 3 (29:36):
I'll listen to a rage and events, but I can't
help myself by giving my two cents at the end.

Speaker 1 (29:41):
But you can't. The whole thing about the rage chat
with the rage friend is you just want to be heard, acknowledged,
but not given advice. That's it, Just like, yeah, just dude,
I'm more of a sage friend.

Speaker 4 (29:54):
I don't know if you for advice.

Speaker 3 (29:57):
Yes that I don't know if that's you. Yeah, well
it's stage boy.

Speaker 1 (30:01):
It's also good, they say, to channel it all into
one spot so that your negativity doesn't permeate all your
relationships and conversations and chats during that day. It's it's
all kind of isolated within a rage chat with a
rage friend.

Speaker 4 (30:13):
Get it off your chest. It helps you.

Speaker 3 (30:15):
Rage friends have to hate the person you're currently hating.
No questions asked.

Speaker 1 (30:19):
Of course, we've got that agreement. Don't someone I hate them?
We've got don't even know that person, Yeah, but I
hate them. Nixt on the show. First for you yesterday
when you landed in Queenstown. What was my first? Oh,
what was my first?

Speaker 4 (30:37):
What do you do you want to tell her?

Speaker 1 (30:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (30:41):
The you know that big red fridge that you toe
around me. I heard about this suitcase before you went
to Europe.

Speaker 1 (30:52):
I never saw it. I've seen it in person now
and it looks like a little Smeg fridge. Well I
always say it. It's having the design effect that I wanted.
But yeah, I am a bit upset.

Speaker 3 (31:00):
Yeah, because it was the first yesterday involving your giant
fridge suitcase that we want to talk about next.

Speaker 2 (31:06):
Play z ms Fletchborn and Haley.

Speaker 1 (31:08):
You may remember that I did visit Europe earlier this
year and it was at that.

Speaker 3 (31:15):
Point when I was actually having a few months. So
you haven't talked about it.

Speaker 1 (31:18):
Shut up, rich from you and you may guys, guys,
stop fighting, Okay, we'll stop fighting. You may remember then
I realized that I didn't have a suitcase, yes, and
so I obtained a beautiful bright red July suitcase and
they're like super cute.

Speaker 3 (31:39):
I'm like, it's an Australian company, right, yeah, And they
can get on Instagram and social and everyone's like they're
the coolest suitcase.

Speaker 1 (31:46):
And I got the coolest color like cherry red, and
then I got for the trunk style. Don't look at
the price. Yeah, that's what I get out. Don't do this.
Don't tell everybody that I sent Shush, don't do it.
Suitcases are experience sake. Put your which one is your one?

Speaker 4 (32:05):
This one's checked past the trunk, mine's the truck. Then
did you also pay to get your letters?

Speaker 1 (32:11):
H h G S my little anagram.

Speaker 3 (32:14):
I'm looking at your exact I've selected the color okay,
because I had never seen it before.

Speaker 4 (32:19):
Is this the carry on trunk?

Speaker 1 (32:20):
Yeah, mine's a big one. So it's so nice. And
the reason I got it is because I like to
be looked at, and I got to tell you where
I like to You're with me was something like everyone
that's but.

Speaker 3 (32:35):
As one pointed out, you basically it looks like a
snag fridge, your big.

Speaker 1 (32:39):
Square because the trunk ones like, yeah, it's very like boxy.

Speaker 4 (32:43):
Yeah, and it does.

Speaker 1 (32:44):
It looks like I hadn't seen it in person.

Speaker 4 (32:46):
But the story is that I in person for the
first time, I was like a trunk. It does because
it's like shiny red.

Speaker 3 (32:51):
Thoseg fridges are shininyventualize it's got, it's got. It opens
in two halves. Yeah, so it looks like a fridge freezer.

Speaker 1 (32:59):
Yeah, it is so good, ye people. Honestly, every time
I use it, I walk by and people go, oh,
that's not it's not that's and that was the desired effect.
But jeepers, I got it off the convey about yesterday,
the gouge and that thing.

Speaker 4 (33:13):
Oh I had a big, big.

Speaker 1 (33:15):
Black scratch all up one side. And yeah, it's definitely
not a cheap suit.

Speaker 3 (33:21):
That's why I wouldn't have spent seven and forty five
dollars on a suit kailylyily sore and when including shipping, Hey,
I do like the fun things.

Speaker 1 (33:39):
Have we paid off the credit card? You I don't
have a credit card for this reason. I spend my
own money.

Speaker 4 (33:44):
And that's oh my god. I mean, suitcases are expense.

Speaker 1 (33:48):
Treasure for a long time, but I need it because
it's big and fat, and you know that's I have
curated five exquisite outfits to be in Queen's Tag because
the whole well, that's not the only reason we're here.
We want to go and check out beautiful Codrona, but
it's I need to get these winter fits that I've
had brewing in my head out there before summer arrives

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and ruins it.

Speaker 3 (34:12):
You want to we you winter coats I have, and
you've got the chance when we have slopes.

Speaker 1 (34:18):
I have the most ridiculous coats. Don't google that jacket,
but one of the most ridiculous jackets that you're ever
going to say.

Speaker 3 (34:27):
I can't wait to get it out. That's not the
only thing I'd like to talk about at the airport.

Speaker 4 (34:31):
Well, I know what that. You guys came in Super
Hot where we.

Speaker 1 (34:35):
Sort of we've got we've sort of adapted these personas dulling.

Speaker 3 (34:39):
You had these characters and you came out in character,
but it was because we changed slightly changed the character
because we had started a check and when the lady
who was dealing with us, I said, we're newly weds.

Speaker 1 (34:52):
Okay, she said very hitting. He said Queenstown, darling, honeymoon.

Speaker 3 (34:56):
I said newly weeds. And then I passed the she
won't take my name, she's had strong woman.

Speaker 5 (35:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (35:02):
Were you hoping for an upgrade on.

Speaker 1 (35:06):
Right the front or give us it with a pilot
or something.

Speaker 4 (35:08):
No, it was just being silly.

Speaker 1 (35:09):
And then we went to into the lounge, which is
a membership we received as part of our workplace, and
then they.

Speaker 3 (35:14):
Told me I wasn't let us make my cigarettes in
the lounge and I said, excuse me, I'm I'm a
fully paid up card coloring member.

Speaker 1 (35:20):
And I came back from the toilet and Darling had
poured me a champagne and I was like telling, So
we did. We had a couple of bubbles in the lounge,
and then and then we arrived at these Darling characters
Hot Daly remarkable.

Speaker 3 (35:30):
We were going to adjust them slightly to turn into
a younger, spoiled brat versions of themselves. Because you were
picking us up from the airport. Yeah, people, we were
waiting for our bags. We opened up Fine Friends and
because I would say we are all dear, dear friends, and.

Speaker 1 (35:41):
I think you can hear that when we're on radio, yes.

Speaker 3 (35:43):
And endearing in real friendship. And that was when I
noticed Flinch has gone dark on Fine Friends.

Speaker 1 (35:49):
Yeah, and then you see to me, oh, can you
have a look and see if you can find if
it was a you issue?

Speaker 4 (35:54):
Yeah, I'm not hiding.

Speaker 3 (35:58):
He can see your location, but when I clicked on you,
it wasn't showing me where you were. There's a bug
because someone else. I don't know why people want to
keep tabs on me, but Another friend.

Speaker 1 (36:07):
Was like, you you get up to you with the
bodies nice because he came down a couple of days
early to check out a few things around.

Speaker 4 (36:17):
I think there's a bug in Fine for I think
you just didn't.

Speaker 1 (36:19):
Want us to know where you were and who you
were with. That's that's that's the deductions.

Speaker 4 (36:27):
Onto the phone.

Speaker 1 (36:29):
And I'm like, oh my god, no, when by the
time we saw you, we started yelling across the car
back Daddy, we're all alone because we thought you'd be
there to pick us up and be waiting for us
to they anyway, darlings, why did you park and pay
for parking or was it free for us?

Speaker 4 (36:44):
Because it was free for twenty minutes.

Speaker 3 (36:46):
Yeah, they know there's only a drop off area and
not that you're not allowed to wait peck up. I
felt that's when I looked I was chicking with your
location well, only to find you've dis gunned me from.

Speaker 4 (36:57):
A close person You've got.

Speaker 1 (37:00):
You don't let her go. We're ready for you to
come through play it.

Speaker 2 (37:03):
Ms Fletchforn and Hailey.

Speaker 1 (37:05):
I would like to talk about kissing now okay and
the six second kiss rule.

Speaker 4 (37:10):
Do you sax seconds?

Speaker 1 (37:12):
Now?

Speaker 3 (37:12):
You've been married and with shadowt for how long? Now
in four and three days, we've been together twenty years.
Oh my wow, so you must be six second kissing.

Speaker 4 (37:23):
All the time, all the time.

Speaker 1 (37:25):
This is how long your relationships kiss I give you
you may remember was at the start of this year
or the end of last year. I was really trying
to bring the pash back into the relations of dry humping. Yeah,
big fan of dry humping. Still.

Speaker 3 (37:38):
I think you talked to Morgan Penn, sexologist about this
about passion.

Speaker 1 (37:43):
Yeah, yeah, I would be fourteen. Again, she's a big
advocate for the long pash, yes and not it not
going further, just indulging in a pash.

Speaker 5 (37:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (37:52):
Well that if you're kissing for six seconds, that is
a pash. Okay, ready, okay, ready to start kissing now.
Now this does not sell time. That did not sound
that's a long time. It's got to be pashing. Yeah,
it's okay for that long time. Like, so, who is

(38:13):
saying that we should kiss second? Official research the Got
Institute and a clinical psychologist. The end of that it
was studied and it just apparently is six seconds that
it's good for the b of course, TikTok Got ahold
of it. So that's why it's back on the news again.
It's been for a while. There was six second kiss theory.

Speaker 1 (38:30):
But it just is something about the six seconds that
makes the dopamine hit richer. Well, this is the connection stronger.

Speaker 3 (38:38):
The six second kiss can do the following things. It
can build a ritual of connection. I don't know what
that means, but it's got a red hyperlink. Should I
want to know what that means. It can create physical touch.
It can be a bid for connection. If your partner
initiated it, then it's turning towards your partner. If your
partner has initiated, then it's turning towards your partner. It

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boosts fun and admiration, fondness, It builds appreciation between the
two people. It can increase your love maps of your
partner's kissing style. It leads to it adds to your
emotional bank account. Oh my god, that's like the bucket
filling thing right makes you feel It can.

Speaker 1 (39:17):
Boost It can boost your positives.

Speaker 3 (39:19):
For the five to one ratio. Okay, that's interesting enough.
I'm clicking that. What is the five to one ratio?
It's the magic ratio and the key to successful relationship satisfaction.

Speaker 1 (39:29):
Okay, yeah, does this work for friends as well? Like
should we be when we see each other because I
like to give my friends a kiss on the cheek
or something like that.

Speaker 4 (39:37):
Shouldn't be sobering or not?

Speaker 3 (39:39):
The seconds six seconds? What you're doing slobbering their cheek
on the cheek, it's six seconds. Also when it starts
reducing the cortisol, which is the stress hormone, and boosting
of the love hormone.

Speaker 1 (39:51):
You need more second, more passion.

Speaker 3 (39:53):
Yeah, more do you think though, because we are spending
so much more time online and it's draining us, we
maybe even need to be doubling it to twelve.

Speaker 1 (40:00):
Twelve is long though, Well, this.

Speaker 3 (40:02):
Is a six second minimum, and there's also the twenty
second hug that's a lot too.

Speaker 5 (40:08):
Long for it.

Speaker 1 (40:08):
I did a five minute remember I've told you this before.
I did a five minute hug with a friend once.
It was lovely.

Speaker 4 (40:12):
We're just I have a time limit.

Speaker 3 (40:15):
Doctor Sawney, our friend, Doctor Shawney loves a hug like
that's enough, and he's still hunging.

Speaker 4 (40:19):
I'm like enough, I got my heart, I got my
annual hug. Actually, I've actually reported him to the medical board.

Speaker 3 (40:25):
I was.

Speaker 4 (40:26):
I was in the middle of consultation when he gave
me a long hug. You were not born to note.

Speaker 1 (40:31):
You're not wind him up.

Speaker 4 (40:32):
Do not wind him up because he hates that when
you wind him up. I like to wind him up.

Speaker 1 (40:36):
We don't have to stress him out. But before his
three day work week.

Speaker 3 (40:39):
Yeah, I know he's working three days a week again
and he is so okay again, that's not me saying that, Sean.

Speaker 1 (40:45):
Yeah, yeah right, So six second kiss, six second kiss. Second,
because if I'm got a six second kiss and a
twenty second hug, I assume I'm getting, you know, the
whole package.

Speaker 4 (40:55):
Say you went home and you did this.

Speaker 3 (40:57):
You you initiated a six second kiss your partner who
you've been with nearly twenty years.

Speaker 4 (41:02):
Yeah, Like what are you doing?

Speaker 5 (41:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (41:04):
Yeah yeah, yeah, what do you want here?

Speaker 1 (41:06):
I'm busy?

Speaker 4 (41:07):
Yeah, that's life.

Speaker 1 (41:08):
You're gonna slow things down?

Speaker 4 (41:10):
Yeah, So do you think tell you you're going to
tell hey, we're going to start doing it.

Speaker 3 (41:14):
Let's let's put some efforts into the six second case. Yeah,
because yeah, they'll be like and then they'll start to
pull away and you'll be like no, and Yeah.

Speaker 1 (41:22):
That's gonna and then they're.

Speaker 4 (41:23):
Gonna be weird.

Speaker 1 (41:24):
The mood's going to be weird, and then time for
twenty second half. You don't put a timer on. That's
not hot.

Speaker 2 (41:32):
Flesh.

Speaker 1 (41:33):
If you don't know who Mark Cuban is, he's on
that show The Shark Tank where they pitch business ideas
and the and the and the Sharks. American billionaire American billionaires?
Is it the Mavericks, Yeah, the Mavericks. He owns a
bunch of companies.

Speaker 3 (41:48):
I mean, he's just he's also proof that you can
be a billionaire and not a paenist.

Speaker 1 (41:54):
He is always in track shorts, t shirts, very simple.
He tries to fund really important drugs. Anyway, we're not,
you know, we're really drinking the Mark Cuban kool aid here.
I want to talk about it because when he was
a young man. He was talking about this recently. Again
it's a story that pops up, But when he was
a young man and he may had his first big payday,

(42:16):
like first kind of big successful pay day. I think
he made six million dollars or something, a whole okay,
and they went out and he was like whoo wah, wooh,
and they had some shampos, you know, to celebrate, as
you would when you're doing something like that, and after
a few a couple of little tipples, he made a
bit of a drunken purchase, which I have done before,

(42:39):
not to the scale he bought. He spend one hundred
and twenty five thousand dollars.

Speaker 4 (42:42):
Was just how you ended up with an expensive suitcase
that looks like.

Speaker 1 (42:45):
There was a sober and well researched purchase purchase cub
so he hav he was celebrating, and he bought one
hundred and twenty five thousand dollars lifetime American Airlines ticket,
which they don't do anymore. But at the time, you
spend one hundred and twenty five thousand dollars and for

(43:06):
the rest of your life you got to fly no.
And I feel like if you're a businessman to his degree.

Speaker 4 (43:12):
You would do that.

Speaker 1 (43:13):
And at the time he was thirty two. Yeah, so
you know, you've got a lot of life left to live.

Speaker 3 (43:17):
So what you just go online or you'd ring them
up and just be like, I want to fly tomorrow
and they'd be like done, there you go. Or did
you have to pay taxes as well?

Speaker 4 (43:26):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (43:27):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (43:28):
I remember know I've seen that like lifetime things, but
it's weird because if the company goes bust or sells,
then you next people don't have to honor them no,
And I think like one of those budget air lines
in Europe did this recently, paid like a like a
all you can eat fee. Yeah, but you still every
time you booked a flight you had to pay the taxes,

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but the rest of the flight was free.

Speaker 1 (43:50):
So he's they were out and about and even was like,
what are you going to do? Man, what's gonna be
a first big purchase? And he just stowed. It was
like I don't care about cars, don't care about houses,
but I.

Speaker 4 (43:59):
Feel all the time.

Speaker 1 (44:00):
And so he literally like on the got on the
blower in the pub and was like, hey, do you
guys do like a lifetime sort of a thing, And
they're like, yeah, we do it. One hundred twenty five
thousand dollars. And he paid for it because it was
it was I'm choking at the fee. But then do
you know what he did? He transferred it to his father.
After a while he was like, I just keept paying
for my flights anyway. I have different nine. I've got

(44:22):
it here. In nineteen ninety nine, he.

Speaker 3 (44:24):
Held a Guinness World Record for the largest single e
commerce transaction at the time after he purchased their golf
Stream five jet for forty million dollars on the internet.

Speaker 1 (44:33):
So it doesn't need because he won a private is
the TB ninety nine million? Yeah, but anyway, we've all,
you know, had a little bit of an eBay or trade.

Speaker 3 (44:46):
Me. I was had a couple of drinks, obviously I
drink in moderation, and a friend was selling me on
the benefits of a shakti mat.

Speaker 1 (44:54):
Oh, and we got shucked down and they were like, okay, silly,
must buy one.

Speaker 3 (44:57):
And I had like, you know, two standard drink and
I was like, I'm gonna buy a shakti mat and
then I like lay on it and I was like,
this thing is torture.

Speaker 1 (45:06):
Yeah, they're really awful of it.

Speaker 4 (45:07):
And I was like, I don't use it anymore.

Speaker 1 (45:09):
I've definitely purchased clothes a bit bursed and maybe made
a really bold choice, a bold like a color. Yeah,
and it arrives You're like, who told you you could
pull that off? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (45:20):
You ala, it's not a Lilac gal.

Speaker 1 (45:24):
This is what we want to know this morning. What
was your purchase that you made when you're a little
bit burst because it doesn't listens you up. It makes
you thinks you can do things that you can't really do,
or that you get weird things you can't really weird,
or just whimsy. Maybe you bought a holiday and you
just went, oh, we gotta go to Thailand and you
wake up you're like, I can't do that. I can't
get the time off with what it is.

Speaker 3 (45:43):
Yeah, I didn't check my annual lead. I can't really
afford those. No, I like hundred dollars at them. We'd
love to take your calls now you can text her
as well. Nine six, nine six.

Speaker 1 (45:52):
What was the purchase that you made when you'd had
a couple of little drinks?

Speaker 3 (45:56):
Wow, we're talking about what you purchased after a couple
of drinks, Just a couple of my generation two standard
drinks now the first hour then one he now logan,
Logan has called logan. What did you purchase after a
couple of drinks?

Speaker 6 (46:09):
So japus, Yeah, so we had a very well, we
had a couple of drinks after firstday.

Speaker 1 (46:18):
Brunch, okay, little in the edge.

Speaker 6 (46:22):
Yeah, and decided that the warehouse down at Westfield down
and bottom mc queen Street, back when it was Westfield.
Oh yeah, yeah, I think one of these fifty ch
TV's home.

Speaker 1 (46:33):
Oh wait, so you're out.

Speaker 3 (46:35):
You're out at a birthday brunch having drinks and then
you're like, I want a.

Speaker 1 (46:38):
New TV right now, Danny. You rolled from the viaduct
to the warehouse to buy a TV.

Speaker 6 (46:44):
I thought, yeah, this is a great idea, and how
did you get it home? I purchased the TV and
went thought, oh, yeah, I'll just get a bus. But
sitting there with a big fifty inch T on the
bus stop, I thought, no, maybe maybe I'll get a
tipsy home.

Speaker 4 (47:00):
Yeah, I don't want to that on the bus. Well,
you'd have to get the Maxi van.

Speaker 6 (47:07):
It would not put in the back of the texteat
Oh my god, you.

Speaker 3 (47:09):
Would look like such an idiot or this massive bos
after a yeah, after a drunken brunch logan thank you.
Some messages in where Whatt twenty tickets to the Woman's
Rugby World Cup Final.

Speaker 4 (47:23):
Wow again we all forgotten to check the emails.

Speaker 3 (47:26):
The next day saw the receipt managed to rally twenty
people to the final, which was an eight hour drive
from where we lived to watch the Black Ferns. When
I went to that game, and that was a phenomenal
live sports event, worth worth it.

Speaker 4 (47:39):
Great purchase.

Speaker 1 (47:40):
But now get twenty people together. Hey, I've done something.
Do you want to be part of it?

Speaker 4 (47:45):
And drive eight hours to take part of it?

Speaker 3 (47:48):
I after a couple of sensible, sensible sized standard drinks,
I ordered a jug from Kmart.

Speaker 4 (47:55):
It was a superjeep dealers though this is great.

Speaker 1 (47:57):
It arrived.

Speaker 3 (47:57):
There was a kid's toy jug even boil water, but
it lit up and made this sounds like it was a.

Speaker 1 (48:02):
Boiler jup like a kittle.

Speaker 3 (48:08):
I bought tickets to the Star Trek fiftieth Anniversary Convention
in Las Vegas after a couple of I would say
on the smaller side of drinks on Boxing Day, Panic
called it the travel agent.

Speaker 4 (48:20):
We ended up getting there? Oh really we got there?

Speaker 1 (48:22):
Yeah yeah, so they saw us flights and we got
there and we went to it. I'd not have to
know how that went. A friend of mine just missaged
and she was out with someone one night having a
couple of standard drains with waters in between. And and moderation,
and her friend was just like, I need a new car.
Bought a Tiesla online. What Tesler, it's by Tiesler. How

(48:42):
do you buy a new car on?

Speaker 5 (48:44):
I know.

Speaker 3 (48:45):
My partner, after a couple of cold, delicious but standard
sized and responsible drinks and moderation, bought a pair of
used crocs off trade men you buy new a This
was before are cool. He absolutely loved those crops. He
had them for four years before they broke, and he's
very upset when they did. Ye buy some new ones,

(49:08):
sweet tea.

Speaker 5 (49:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (49:10):
I bought a gorilla suit because I thought it would
be funny walking to my kids to school. And they
didn't think it was as funny as I did when
I tried it arrived.

Speaker 4 (49:17):
That's worth the money because that's embarrassment.

Speaker 1 (49:19):
Yeah, yeah, true, that's great.

Speaker 3 (49:21):
A Fijian package. I imagine that's not the penis of
a Fijian man. I don't know if that can be.

Speaker 1 (49:28):
I don't know if it was.

Speaker 3 (49:30):
It was what we thought was a Fijian package, and
we were like, that's at the island. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I bought that more like fantastic. Next day looked at
the fine print, didn't include flights or transfers to the island.
It was what it was, an accommodation and food, all
inclusive things. But then we had what like it was
it four hundred dollars and they were like, great fans,
great deal, a great deal, what a bargain? Yeah, somebody

(49:53):
else said they bought a Tesla online and a wim too.
Who's got that amount of money to just wim buy
a big fancy do.

Speaker 4 (50:00):
They let you pay it off?

Speaker 1 (50:01):
Maybe maybe you can get like a little thing, right.

Speaker 3 (50:04):
I bought a four hundred liter fish tank two and
a half hours away from where I live. Didn't take
into account.

Speaker 1 (50:10):
Craive me, that's the bad one, right.

Speaker 4 (50:12):
I'm five foot nothing.

Speaker 3 (50:13):
They use a different language on five foot nothing and
can only reach half way into it.

Speaker 1 (50:18):
It's kind of like a pool. What's a four hundred
fish tank?

Speaker 5 (50:20):
You think?

Speaker 1 (50:21):
What a two hundred litter?

Speaker 3 (50:22):
Drums light and then yeah, twice that huge? You look
lovely with some neon fish?

Speaker 1 (50:27):
Oh with a play play like the Queens we are now.
I last week Thursday through Satdy, I performed a return
season on my show Wild Flotters with my comedy fish
show Think It All. The beautiful fans that came and

(50:51):
made it a great time. But I got a lot
of messages from hopeful audience members who can't have a
feel like they were. It was like damning their excitement
to see me, who were like, oh, I hope I
come on the night that Jason comes, because I mentioned
that he's in town and I said to try to
invite him.

Speaker 4 (51:07):
Hollywood superstar Jason Momoa now.

Speaker 1 (51:09):
Aquaman and.

Speaker 3 (51:13):
For those who don't know, when you first interviewed him
for The Fast and the Furious movie.

Speaker 1 (51:18):
Was during Comedy Face last year, and I invited him
to come to my show that night, despite the fact
it was sold out. I was like, hom let me
shuffle some shoes for your babe. But he had to
go to the premiere so he couldn't come, and he was.
He was genuinely like, oh I would have come, And
so I said, next time, if you're in New Zealand
and unperforming, I'll invite you. So here's how it all

(51:38):
played out. I said that I was going to invite him.
Yeah I did. I messaged him and I invited him
on Instagram and DM yep, we DMed and does he
still follow you?

Speaker 3 (51:48):
Yea?

Speaker 4 (51:49):
I said, every now and you said that too quickly?

Speaker 1 (51:51):
Check daily? I checked daily. Let you check a lot
that year and I messed it and I invited him
and I was like, hey, and I try. I was cool.
I was being cool him a dude, Hey man, have
you looking for a giggle. I'm doing my show d
D And he was like, awesome, Hell yeah, I'll come
on Friday. And I was like, perfect. Do you know
what I've stitched myself? Stitched myself.

Speaker 4 (52:17):
Stitch yourself up.

Speaker 1 (52:18):
I've stitched myself up, not stitched myself. What's the thing
on my own foot? Something of my own foot? You
put your foot in your mouth? No, I can't remember.

Speaker 4 (52:27):
You eating your own foot.

Speaker 1 (52:28):
Well, what I did is I had the choice of
what time I wanted to put the show on. And
because we work breakfast radio and I was performing on
a Thursday and then I was doing radio the next day,
I was like, as early as possible plays, So I
said six thirty.

Speaker 3 (52:40):
Which, by the way, I think all concerts and anything
should be at six thirty.

Speaker 1 (52:45):
Yeah, I know, but not when Jason Momore wants to come.
But he's still on set at.

Speaker 4 (52:49):
That time because he's still working.

Speaker 5 (52:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (52:51):
Yeah, so he messaged me being like, oh my god,
I'm in and I was like, great, I'll put some
seats aside for you. Was really awkward going up to
box office and being like, hey, if Aquaman turns up,
just let him in. Yeah. I don't know if he's
going to I said, it probably won't arrive, but if
he does, just please leet him and with anyone who
he's worth. Just let that happen, right, But yeah, it
was still on set and that's fine. So we did

(53:13):
apologize and then and then on Saturday, he messaged me
again a little voice note saying that he was like
really disappointed and sorry that he couldn't come, and in
it he was like sure that I smashed and he
may have called me my love. He may have said aloha,
my love. And I was like, well, yes I do. Yeah,
where do I wanted to sign? I will take your

(53:36):
last name? Yeah, And I was like this is that's
really nice part of his way to send me a
nice little.

Speaker 4 (53:42):
Message, right, but you reckon he would have actually come
or is this being nice?

Speaker 1 (53:46):
I think so right, I don't know. Yeah, it was fine.
It was quite nice so that he's send that message.
And then he was like Hey, are you out tonight?
And I was like, yeah, I am, and then he
just never missed me back.

Speaker 3 (53:56):
So okay, some ships in the nine yeah, really, yeah,
it'll make it'll make us such a funny story for
your grandkids though, Yeah, which I assume will just be
his children's children because you don't want children.

Speaker 1 (54:09):
Oh yeah, no, no, that'll be part of it if
I if we do end up getting married. Yeah, you
can never see it from his own kids as well.

Speaker 4 (54:18):
Jeez.

Speaker 1 (54:19):
Anyway, look, no he didn't come, but lots of people didn't.

Speaker 3 (54:22):
Know, right, But then did you spend the whole show
looking out at the two empty seats?

Speaker 1 (54:27):
Uh? A little bit?

Speaker 4 (54:29):
Was it reserved seating?

Speaker 1 (54:31):
Yeah, it was reserved seating, but there was like an
area that out the back that wasn't. I was like, so, yeah,
if you saw if you saw me on stage and
I was casting my eye up to the top seats
like that said kid waiting for a dad, And.

Speaker 4 (54:46):
Dad never came because he's working late.

Speaker 1 (54:48):
Dea didn't come.

Speaker 2 (54:49):
Play ZiT MS Flitchford.

Speaker 3 (54:52):
Fordcasting the show from our Queen Sound Studios. Tonight we
stay up at Kadrona in the show is live from
Kadrona tomorrow. And not only that, we have a chance
for you to win a weekend at Cardi's up you
and a friend. So we'll give it all those details soon.
And it's not forget it's Hailey. Sorry, it's Hailey's birthday, Jesus.
And that's the reason you were down there. Invited this

(55:12):
down because you were moaning about not being able to
we you went to coats.

Speaker 1 (55:16):
Yeah, so I've brought all of them. Well, I've brought
a beautiful selection.

Speaker 3 (55:20):
Of them, okay, and I'm going to wear them for
my birthday and then it's gonna be a nice time
on the mountain. I haven't been up there for a
good few years. Well over the weekend because I came
down early. Seize the can't pay seas the weekend or
whatever however you say, can't pay the weekend, You can't
pay DM the weekend.

Speaker 1 (55:38):
I seize the day season, the weekend, day.

Speaker 3 (55:42):
The week can't pay the DM weekend, yes something the
week I thought, well, well, let's make the most of this.
And I had a doubtful sound. I checked it off
my New Zealand bucket list. I've never done that, and
I was done doubtful. I've done Milford. I've done See
that's what I haven't. I haven't done Milford and I
hadn't done doubtful.

Speaker 1 (55:59):
I've done Marlborough.

Speaker 3 (56:00):
Yep, that's beautiful. Milford and I've done Dusky Wait. Can
I say that I've done the Melford Sound because I've
been on the Terranto Island like ten times.

Speaker 1 (56:11):
The Milford sounds.

Speaker 3 (56:12):
No, not the Melford the male. Can I say I've
done Marlborough when I've been through that?

Speaker 5 (56:17):
Wow?

Speaker 3 (56:19):
Yees?

Speaker 4 (56:20):
Technically years time?

Speaker 3 (56:23):
Sometimes Okay, yeah, yeah, okay, I've stayed there.

Speaker 1 (56:27):
But yeah, of Dusky Sound wine, that's nice.

Speaker 3 (56:31):
I don't know if they do if thee there's no wineries.
It's a national park. No, there's a winery called Dusky Sound.
Oh right, okay, we called Dusky Point that it's Dusky Sound. Okay, right, okay,
Well that's your extent of Dusky Sound.

Speaker 1 (56:43):
That's my ray.

Speaker 3 (56:45):
I did the overnight. I did the overnight. So it's
like you start in Tiano no Mattaputi and you go
on a boat over the lake for like forty minutes,
and then you bus over this road that they built
to make the power station. The hydro Oh wow, damn
and all the pipes that go through there.

Speaker 1 (57:02):
Yeah, because.

Speaker 4 (57:05):
The power station is actually in the mountain.

Speaker 1 (57:07):
Yeah it is.

Speaker 3 (57:08):
And the water rushes down from the lake through this
tunnel and then comes out and then shoots out into
the sounds.

Speaker 1 (57:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (57:14):
And so there's this like layer of fresh water over
the sounds from the rain and from the from the dam.
And that's what makes it so like beautiful and dark.
Your stories are still up, by the way, stories are
still up on my Instagram.

Speaker 1 (57:27):
You need to post more on your grid. Yeah, is
gonna say this.

Speaker 3 (57:32):
The water is so glassy and flat that people who
work on the cruise were taking photos and videos which
they never do, which they never do, because I went
out with you really intead and when you saw the
captain come down and take photos even I think even
he said.

Speaker 1 (57:44):
Like I've been doing this for so long, Like this
is like incredible.

Speaker 3 (57:48):
And it was even more insane because obviously Dunedin had
a horrible time over the weekend with a lot of flooding.

Speaker 1 (57:55):
But I'm going to pick up the mood on their
next one doing a comedy. I don't know that it's
really going to rouse the community.

Speaker 4 (58:02):
But it was insane, like donating or are you doing
you're a local?

Speaker 1 (58:11):
I think this is anymore?

Speaker 4 (58:13):
That was never I think this is how she's paying
for her flooded mortgage.

Speaker 1 (58:16):
Yes, sorry, it's morale.

Speaker 3 (58:17):
Morale, yeah, but it was insane that literally, on the
same weekend, I was on the opposite side I mean roughly, yeah,
on the opposite side of the islands. And it was
a drastic place, isn't it. That's what you're saying, like,
oh yeah, I'm saying. Is that like you're over there
on the flattest water that the captain's ever seen. Yeah,
it was insane, like and you stay on the water

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like they you go up into these like arms and
the sounds and it's just beautiful.

Speaker 1 (58:43):
Sides Can I can I sidebar? Yes, I would just
like to pull up to the sidebar. It's speaking of comedy.
Flitch has really been on fire in the last couple
of weeks. Have you noticed that he's just funny, funny,
funny funny.

Speaker 4 (58:56):
I don't know what's changed.

Speaker 1 (58:59):
No, different times before you get into the work one.

Speaker 3 (59:03):
It just does like us, I just use up my
comedy like a I just on your story.

Speaker 1 (59:10):
If you saw a ceil you saw a video and
video the seal more like New Zealand. That's so fus,
you know what. And I like about that.

Speaker 3 (59:18):
It's clean, it's clean, comedy, smart or cussing like me. No,
he's smart. He's clear and articulate, not just some foul
mouth potty woman. Look that's me, that's the ripple.

Speaker 1 (59:30):
Yeah, it was.

Speaker 3 (59:31):
Honestly, it was so beautiful and like you've got everybody
your eyes heart. It started to defrost on the outside.
My cold's got us though.

Speaker 1 (59:42):
I would weep if I saw that.

Speaker 3 (59:44):
It was so like just the whole time, you like,
this can't get more beautiful in it, and it just did.

Speaker 1 (59:48):
It's a stunning part of the country. Even last night
we had a little tipple on the boat bar Is
in the Queen's Town that.

Speaker 4 (59:56):
Was literally not moving. Yeah, well it was. It was
moving side to side and made me feel little bit.

Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
We had to leave. We wanted to go. Another constitution
is weak and the light when it hits the mountains
like we just live in a beautiful, hungry.

Speaker 4 (01:00:13):
The good times don't stop. Because I've got a little
surprise for you both.

Speaker 3 (01:00:18):
After the show today, I'm going to take you to
one of my favorite places in Queenstown Walter Peak Station.

Speaker 4 (01:00:23):
I'm the Lady of the Lake.

Speaker 1 (01:00:27):
I've been on the on the cold slow boat, but
it was the TV thing and so I was working.
Oh you know me.

Speaker 4 (01:00:37):
I love steam engines.

Speaker 3 (01:00:39):
Okay, I've never been to do this before we go
to because I don't trust you to plan anything.

Speaker 1 (01:00:46):
I've planned it. Okay, can I get something in before then?
I want us to go downstairs, which is in our studio.
Just downstairs one of my favorite shops to put the
polar beer.

Speaker 4 (01:00:56):
There's a there's a Texan.

Speaker 1 (01:00:58):
Now, they didn't kill this polar beer. It was from
a very old museum. Enough rescued and then we're gonna
buying exciting never stopped.

Speaker 2 (01:01:08):
Play Fleborne and Haley.

Speaker 3 (01:01:11):
Time for.

Speaker 5 (01:01:13):
Fact of the Day, Day day, day, day, damp dude,
damn dude.

Speaker 3 (01:01:28):
Well, this week here at Fact of the Day, we're
going to be looking at things that the band okay,
in different countries and places around the world, And today
we're starting with high heels.

Speaker 4 (01:01:38):
Where do you think high hills are band on wooden floors?

Speaker 1 (01:01:42):
Yeah, my brand new wooden floors.

Speaker 4 (01:01:43):
Get those heels.

Speaker 3 (01:01:44):
Yeah, well similar similar in Greece. It's illegal to wear
high heels when touring any ancient monuments.

Speaker 1 (01:01:53):
Oh, I mean that makes sense.

Speaker 3 (01:01:54):
It'll kind of chip away at that. Yeah, they're like
a soft ye, soft size peck. Also, having been there,
I don't know how you would even like approach they
geabblestones and hills and heels. No, no, you have a
twisted ankle and no time seeing you must have been
a sensible.

Speaker 1 (01:02:10):
Sneaker, sensible walking shoe.

Speaker 3 (01:02:13):
But apparently it was never a concern until people started
wearing heels because they want to have photos up there,
like little quick, little glamour shots.

Speaker 4 (01:02:20):
Oh yeah, yeah, quicker than.

Speaker 1 (01:02:25):
Before Instagram influences.

Speaker 3 (01:02:27):
People would trump, you know, get up there in their
heels and it would scratch, and they could literally see,
as you said, on a hardwood floor, you can see.

Speaker 1 (01:02:34):
It the dings, the dens.

Speaker 4 (01:02:35):
Yeah, like stairs, you know.

Speaker 3 (01:02:36):
Like wooden stairs. In a place where someone's been in
high heels, it's just got the puncture marks on there.
So they are in an effort to stop them grinding
down the ancient stone and putting marks and scratches and
stuff in it.

Speaker 4 (01:02:48):
Ban high heels.

Speaker 1 (01:02:50):
I mean, I just think in general we could probably
get rid of them as a shoe as a concept. Yeah,
you know, they're not enjoy I'll reach for a boot,
and if I do go a heel, which is once
or twice a year, it's a chunk. It's a chunky.
I'm not still wing.

Speaker 3 (01:03:03):
Have you ever been in a place where they've encouraged
them in the workplace to wear them?

Speaker 1 (01:03:08):
No, I've never had a real job, right because.

Speaker 3 (01:03:10):
Apparently in many countries it's still legal for a company
to require female staff members to wear my heels, And
there's nothing that females can do to say not.

Speaker 1 (01:03:18):
Attendants have their boarding shoes, and then they're on board shoes,
which is a bit of a.

Speaker 4 (01:03:24):
Sensible shoe.

Speaker 1 (01:03:25):
No, they switch do that, especially ones like Emirates and
all that they've got like a high heel, almost a stiletto,
but not like super high. And then when the flight
takes off and then they can get up and start
doing their job, they slip into a more sensible You
see them walking through.

Speaker 3 (01:03:40):
The airport, like the flock of yeah, yeah, the airline workers.
They often will have heels because you're like, what a
glamorous looking squad, and.

Speaker 1 (01:03:50):
Then they go into more of a low, sort of
chunky hell dealable heel. Yeah yeah, yeah, okay, Well when
I whenever I.

Speaker 3 (01:03:57):
See every now you were just hearing Chucks literally looked
at me. I was scum, like, maybe you put some
effort in, you know.

Speaker 1 (01:04:06):
I know, I'm wearing Jim leggings, a Holy Metallica T
shirt and Chucks. But at our workplace in Auckland is
like a huge building, yea and ef you now and
then I'll see women there in their stilettos and heels
and I'm like, you're doing that all day? Yeah, this
is all weddings only for me.

Speaker 3 (01:04:23):
We went to a tile a tile place the other
day and the woman was working on the top place
had high heels on. But of course everything's tiled, so
you just could hear it like it is a lovely
all around, a lovely and I wondered if it was
for the sound, because it was quite esthetically pleasing.

Speaker 1 (01:04:39):
Yeah, workplace where you've had to make weir high heels.

Speaker 4 (01:04:43):
You're can say if you guys have we in a
tile shop.

Speaker 1 (01:04:46):
I was like, no, anyone just around the room.

Speaker 3 (01:04:49):
Anyone had to shadow. I said, oh I like these
and pointed these tiles. I said, you need to pump
the brakes on the on the Haley taste on those tiles,
because yeah, they were.

Speaker 1 (01:04:58):
They were like some wacky tiles.

Speaker 3 (01:05:00):
You know what classy, it's classy, but it's very it's
we're not green tile people. Well, today's fact of the
day as high heels are legal to wear at any
Greek ancient monument.

Speaker 4 (01:05:15):
Fact of the day, day day day day.

Speaker 1 (01:05:20):
Yeah, do do do do do do do do do
do do do do do do do do play play
This is a juice.

Speaker 4 (01:05:39):
I hope you're already for a juice esto.

Speaker 3 (01:05:43):
Well, it has been ruled on a Chinese same sex
couple were together for seven and a half years and
a secret relationship. Hear he moved to New Zealand because
and China the lifestyle was frowned upon.

Speaker 4 (01:05:54):
Okay, wait of.

Speaker 1 (01:05:55):
One billion people, and we can't celebrate. Lisbian got some
lesbians her hands.

Speaker 3 (01:06:00):
We'll got lesbians on our hands. That's how it's described.
So the younger really missed out on a lion at
the airport. For those that have just joined, Oh yeah,
there was. Yeah, you were cheeked out like you were
like a very alive I was she was eating alive
by the eyeballs. Okay of a very tall, very powerful looking,

(01:06:23):
a lisbian woman.

Speaker 1 (01:06:24):
I looked at Hailey and it wasn't and he didn't
even know it was.

Speaker 3 (01:06:28):
How funny is it, though, when you notice someone checking
out your friend and they don't even see it.

Speaker 4 (01:06:33):
What a waste.

Speaker 3 (01:06:35):
Boosted me would have connected? It happens all the time
because all my friends are hot.

Speaker 1 (01:06:40):
That was good from him.

Speaker 4 (01:06:41):
That was really kind of a one stops common show welcome.

Speaker 1 (01:06:45):
I don't get to experience it because I'm the hot
one of my friends. That's why I surround myself with
a peck with mengs.

Speaker 3 (01:06:52):
Yes, you stand out. Here's why at the airport, really
popped next to Born. Next to Born, Yeah, yeah, I'm
a sex, but around him, I'm a team. By a comparison,
just try the story.

Speaker 1 (01:07:06):
The story look ugly? Would I cry man puffy so
you can get ugly?

Speaker 4 (01:07:15):
Well, you said six, there's six numbers below that.

Speaker 1 (01:07:18):
I just try to be a one.

Speaker 5 (01:07:20):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:07:20):
The family court found that the appearance of the older
woman in the relationship had provided virtually all of the
funding for a property and like a car and everything,
and it ended when their daughter, the older of the two,
had an affair, so now it's all like to get Lizbeth, Lizbeth,
fear Lizbeth, which is what you call it when a

(01:07:41):
lisbian has an affair, not to be confused with a Liz.

Speaker 1 (01:07:43):
Buffet, which is where lesbian's go to a buffet.

Speaker 3 (01:07:48):
I don't say that you've learned and radio to stop
getting the car, a million dollar house, personal bank accounts, relations,
all of this stuff, and she got a twenty percent
share of it. The partners, the younger one who was
cheated on in the family in a secret relationship.

Speaker 5 (01:08:08):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (01:08:09):
So this is why this is news because it went
to like non employment court, property court, property family called
family court.

Speaker 4 (01:08:15):
Yeah right, okay, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:08:16):
Wow there was secret lesbian lovers.

Speaker 4 (01:08:19):
Yeah wow, So I guess what because the family were
so conservative.

Speaker 3 (01:08:23):
Yeah, it says here, hot on, she destroyed my I
try to tell them that I was gay when I
was in my twenties.

Speaker 1 (01:08:29):
They did not take a while.

Speaker 4 (01:08:30):
They sent me to a.

Speaker 3 (01:08:31):
Doctor for some sort of psychological support because they saw
my homosexualities and mental illness.

Speaker 1 (01:08:35):
You get those gay pills. Yeah, I sort that right out. Yeah,
clears up in a week.

Speaker 3 (01:08:41):
That does that come in a liquid? Because I can't
swallow pills. It's called rush, naughty, behave yourself. So we
wanted to ask about secret relationship. Who are you keeping
it secret from? Why?

Speaker 1 (01:08:55):
How long has it been secret?

Speaker 3 (01:08:57):
Because like, obviously a lot of people would care the
gay or lesbian relationships the secret because of conservative.

Speaker 4 (01:09:03):
Parents or older parents. Maybe that you aren't happy with it,
but do you know who else?

Speaker 3 (01:09:07):
Like when somebody gets with someone from the friend group, Yeah,
and they're waiting for it to be real serious before.

Speaker 4 (01:09:13):
They introduce it.

Speaker 1 (01:09:14):
Hey, we're going to tell them more.

Speaker 3 (01:09:15):
You start seeing some one of your friends xes, yeah,
and you have to keep it secret.

Speaker 1 (01:09:20):
I had a friend who got secretly married for reasons
I did not say, but with a secret marriage from
like everyone yet told no one, and I was like wow.
When I found out, I was like, oh my god,
what was it.

Speaker 4 (01:09:34):
Like to stand the kind of year?

Speaker 5 (01:09:36):
Right?

Speaker 3 (01:09:36):
Okay, yeah, that's why? Okay, why wow? Okay, Well, we
want to take some calls. Oh wait, one hundred dolls
at him? I mean secret marriages, surely, that's like there's
a handful of those, but there will definitely be secret relationships. Yeah,
on eight hundred dials at him, as our number gives
a call. You can text her as well. Nine six
nine six.

Speaker 1 (01:09:54):
Have you been in a secret relationship?

Speaker 2 (01:09:57):
Play Zim's fletch porn and Haley.

Speaker 4 (01:10:00):
You see story.

Speaker 3 (01:10:00):
It's come to us via a family court of a
secret relationship, Secret Chinese Lesbians.

Speaker 1 (01:10:07):
That was actually my rock qu That was my rock
quist band name, Secret Chinese Lisbian.

Speaker 5 (01:10:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:10:12):
Yeah, we didn't get through to the original hates of
the rock quiz.

Speaker 1 (01:10:15):
What was the other You had another band name yesterday
Moist Handles.

Speaker 3 (01:10:19):
Because some guys Drenk Water leaked on the plane and
I said the name given me very Moist Handles.

Speaker 1 (01:10:24):
All right, that's a great name.

Speaker 3 (01:10:27):
That was when we did a photo topic tell us
your rock was straight up one of my favorite all
topics of all time.

Speaker 1 (01:10:33):
We should do it again. I haven't done it in
my time.

Speaker 4 (01:10:36):
We should get up and describe this stage challenge.

Speaker 1 (01:10:43):
It was about taking heroin. You're like, what in New
Zealand right now? Though?

Speaker 3 (01:10:48):
We want to know about your secret relationship because this
has all come out in family court because you know
there was money involved in property secret? But should that
mean that the ordinary rules don't apply of the fifty
you know the split?

Speaker 5 (01:11:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:11:00):
But they what they didn't get a fifty to.

Speaker 3 (01:11:02):
Fifty split because it was all gifted from their parents,
from the rich older lesbian's parents.

Speaker 4 (01:11:08):
And the parents didn't know about the other partner.

Speaker 1 (01:11:11):
I hope one day I get described as a rich
older lesbian. Do you know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (01:11:16):
Like, that's actually my rong question.

Speaker 1 (01:11:18):
Tomorrow old lesbian.

Speaker 3 (01:11:20):
Tomorrow one third of that comes true, don't you will
be older, I will be get rich and not yet lesbian.

Speaker 4 (01:11:28):
So we have a call on the line. Who will
remain anonymous?

Speaker 3 (01:11:31):
And I believe you have been in an eleven month
secret relationship and you haven't told the family.

Speaker 1 (01:11:37):
Is that right?

Speaker 5 (01:11:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:11:39):
That's right? Wow?

Speaker 4 (01:11:41):
And why why is it a secret?

Speaker 3 (01:11:44):
My parents are still hung up on my eggs and
they can't understand why I left him.

Speaker 1 (01:11:50):
Oh, they really like him, They really like him. They
still invite him to all our family events.

Speaker 4 (01:11:57):
No, no, no, no, you've got they've.

Speaker 1 (01:12:00):
Got your parents.

Speaker 4 (01:12:02):
They've got to cut him off. It's the new boyfriend better.

Speaker 3 (01:12:05):
You want to tell me that, Yeah, put them on
the phone, mum, anonymous, mononymous, anonymous, You've got to let
go of the past relationship.

Speaker 5 (01:12:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:12:16):
Do you think they will like the new boys?

Speaker 1 (01:12:18):
Friendship, but they can't.

Speaker 4 (01:12:20):
Yeah, what do you think they'll like the new partner?

Speaker 6 (01:12:24):
I think they will once they come to terms with it.

Speaker 1 (01:12:27):
But just too much drama. But eleven months, like when
do you think you're going to tell them.

Speaker 6 (01:12:35):
When it comes off?

Speaker 1 (01:12:36):
And casual conversational eventually.

Speaker 3 (01:12:41):
Wow, okay, amazing, good luck with that. Some messages in
your secret relationships. Started dating a girl of years ago.
I had to keep it secretis my mate really liked her.
That ended our friendship for a while because he was
so mad when he found out. She ended up with
almost everyone in our friend group eventually. So yeah, kind
of like collecting all the wet box cards. Yeah, you

(01:13:02):
got to catch them all, you know, sometimes you just
after that last Richie.

Speaker 1 (01:13:07):
Gold card. Yeah, got to end with a Richie.

Speaker 3 (01:13:11):
My friend's son had been with a girl for two years.
Her family didn't know about it. That Indian and he's
New Zealand. He's in New Zealand and they told her
family two years ago and they said no because.

Speaker 4 (01:13:21):
I forgot about the religious religious.

Speaker 1 (01:13:24):
Yeah, it is weird the race things. Still, I know.

Speaker 4 (01:13:30):
She's Indian. He's destroyed here as a white.

Speaker 1 (01:13:33):
New Zealand generous plain white, just playing a plain old
white bread.

Speaker 3 (01:13:38):
And they told her family two years ago and they
said no because of his ethnicity, but they said they
are a beautiful couple. So love, you know, love is love,
Love is color blind. I, as someone who has reaped
the benefits of an interracial marriage, Yeah, I think they
should be compulsory.

Speaker 4 (01:13:56):
What you're saying, what we need is a big old mounting,
I actually think so.

Speaker 5 (01:13:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:14:00):
Okay, keep your ticks coming in nine six ninety six,
oh eight hundred, dance at him. Tell us about your
secret relationships? Wow, so many people surprisingly, lots of texts.
Not too many people want to talk because it's secret.
I know that's the whole was secrets secret. I'm currently
a secret relationship because I'm an adult online workers.

Speaker 1 (01:14:18):
Cam stuff that work from home. Yeah, but online.

Speaker 3 (01:14:21):
Yeah, so if I were to post about my partner
would hurt my income because men who watch and pay
like to imagine they've.

Speaker 1 (01:14:27):
Got a chance with me. Yes, it's been four years.

Speaker 3 (01:14:30):
My man addraws me doesn't mine at all, actually encourages
me to work good money.

Speaker 1 (01:14:33):
Hell yeah, get it, get that cheese, Get that cheese,
Get that cheese. If we're making that money, man I'm
getting a block of tasty.

Speaker 4 (01:14:41):
Here, we're getting that cheese.

Speaker 1 (01:14:42):
I'm getting a block of tasty, the boogie cheese.

Speaker 4 (01:14:45):
I'm going to graded.

Speaker 1 (01:14:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:14:49):
How do you like when you get paid for that?
How do you like pay your tax and stuff?

Speaker 1 (01:14:53):
Just like a normal freelancer? Amazing, So you.

Speaker 4 (01:14:56):
Can claim back everything.

Speaker 1 (01:14:58):
The couch, your ex Yeah, yeah, you're light.

Speaker 4 (01:15:01):
Internet yeap, Yeah, the lot anything associated to it.

Speaker 1 (01:15:09):
Yeah, your pedicures, if you did footste.

Speaker 4 (01:15:10):
Yeah, because you've got to look good.

Speaker 3 (01:15:12):
Yeah yeah, yeah, it's gonna look good, doesn't it. Okay, good,
We've established good sexy text chat there online were like, oh,
you guys want to get real sexy, let's talk about text.
I hope our accountant listeners really appreciated.

Speaker 4 (01:15:26):
Yeah, yeah, don't call me.

Speaker 3 (01:15:31):
I still haven't told my big brother. I'm engaged to
his best friend. We're all super class and I'd absolutely
destroy him. It was my it was his one rule
for me growing up.

Speaker 1 (01:15:39):
Oh no, but you're adults now adults. Oh it's nice.
Then then his best friend becomes your brother.

Speaker 3 (01:15:45):
Yeah, you get engaged and keep it secret from him,
like you must keep a secret from everybody.

Speaker 1 (01:15:52):
I never I never hooked up with any of my
brother's direct friends, but he helped up with a couple
of my friends.

Speaker 4 (01:16:00):
Hapy birthday.

Speaker 1 (01:16:01):
Yea, I loved her. It was fine. I loved it.
It was a weird thing to say you in your fear.
I had no problem. But I think that he would
have might have found it weird because I'm the little sister.

Speaker 4 (01:16:12):
You would have found it weird.

Speaker 1 (01:16:13):
Oh yeah, if your friends were walking up with your sister. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
because you're like, ooh, yuh, she's so gross. What why?

Speaker 5 (01:16:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:16:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:16:21):
I just found it difficult to believe anybody would want
to hook up with any of my siblings. Still a female.
You obviously you're the teen, the teen.

Speaker 4 (01:16:28):
Yeah, and now I know I'm only a sex competter.

Speaker 1 (01:16:31):
You're teen? What am I fifteen?

Speaker 4 (01:16:32):
And my family, Oh yeah, you'd be.

Speaker 1 (01:16:34):
You'd be a smith fifteen smithteen smith teen, as we
call it, they're a rarity.

Speaker 4 (01:16:40):
We're a rarity.

Speaker 3 (01:16:42):
When I was young, I had a secret relationship with
my sister's friend. Here we go, it's another one. I
was staying at a friend's house and snuck out to
go see him. Fell asleep at his and my friend
woke up and I was gone, everyone freaked out and I.

Speaker 4 (01:16:54):
Might have an excuse to where I was. Eventually it
was all found out.

Speaker 1 (01:16:57):
Though, Oh yeah, ooopsie Daisy.

Speaker 3 (01:17:00):
Partner and I were secretly dating for three months as
here's my flatmate and we're waiting to see if it
would work out before getting everybody else's opinions about the relationship.
Now we've been together for one year. Have a good day, team.
Oh ye, we're off to and we're going on the
Cold Slaw, so Cold Slow put some respect on that name.

Speaker 1 (01:17:23):
But I think in terms of days, ours is all
set up to be a great day. Great day.

Speaker 3 (01:17:30):
Mine of my boyfriend's relationship with secret for months because
everyone knew were originally just supposed to be a tender
hook up and we were embarrassed on how we met.

Speaker 4 (01:17:37):
It's been a year now though.

Speaker 1 (01:17:39):
Why didn't I thought all of that online shame was good?
Is this a text from like ten years ago?

Speaker 3 (01:17:44):
Because there's no shame in that now, like tell lots,
but not anymore, No, certainly not anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:17:50):
I'm coming up with fifteen years of my partner.

Speaker 4 (01:17:52):
My dad knows, but my mum doesn't what my dad
is separated.

Speaker 3 (01:17:56):
We owned two houses, very happy but my mum's super toxic,
so she doesn't get it to ruin it this time.

Speaker 1 (01:18:00):
Oh moms out of it. Yeah, okay, wow, that's it.

Speaker 4 (01:18:07):
Okay, we're going to the cold slow now.

Speaker 1 (01:18:09):
Can we go on the cold slow?

Speaker 3 (01:18:10):
Please?

Speaker 4 (01:18:11):
I will smack both of you. I will cancel this
trip Shivers.

Speaker 3 (01:18:16):
Guys.

Speaker 1 (01:18:16):
Ten out of ten podcasts. That one. Yeah, I think
two of us were ten out of ten and one
of us wasn't or who was that? Which one? We'll
just leave that. We'll just leave that there.

Speaker 4 (01:18:23):
Well, if you enjoyed today's podcast, give us a raining
and review.

Speaker 1 (01:18:26):
Please do.

Speaker 4 (01:18:27):
This is a bad one.

Speaker 2 (01:18:28):
Don't know, don't bother?

Speaker 4 (01:18:29):
Yeah no, don't don't bother.

Speaker 2 (01:18:31):
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