Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 10th October 2024

Apple watch knows if you're getting sick

Grimace shack is coming back

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Relationship Escalators

Top 6 Bands that are or aren't coming to Laneway

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
The ZIM Podcast Network, the fletch One and Haley Big Pod.
Great things are brewing at mcafe, the perfect start to
every day fletch One and Haley on ZIDIM.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Thanks Brian, good morning, Welcome to the show. Fletchvaorn and Haley.
We're down Haley again today. Yeah, still sick.

Speaker 3 (00:21):
Yeah, Yeah, she had that late.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
In the day bounce back and she's like, oh, very better.

Speaker 3 (00:25):
And then at four o'clocks, I haven't slept because I've
been up all night, sir.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
Yes, sweat sweating. The beard is the worse when you're
sack well, yeah, when you're so fevere, you just wake
up and you're just like, have I wet myself?

Speaker 3 (00:38):
Yeah, it's that ye, when you're hot and then so
you kick off all the blankets and then you're freezing
cold and you yeah, all back on and yeah that's
good stuff.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
Well, hopefully she's back with us tomorrow. The top six
on the way the Lane Way, And now it has
been announced, Yeah, the lineups out now.

Speaker 3 (00:55):
Yeah, And to be honest, apart from Charlie Xix, I
did not recognize a single one.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
Oh do you remember when every year it was Florence
in the Machine every year. Other acts.

Speaker 3 (01:05):
Yeah, yeah, Florence and God's well known Australian band. And
I did this thing where I put my glasses on
the end of my nose and I looked at the
but it must have looked like an eighty year old man.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
I've never heard of these bands.

Speaker 3 (01:18):
Some more research anyway, so now I am familiar with
a few of them. Okay, So I've got the top
six bands that are or are not. You've got to
work it out.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
Some of the bands you could literally be making up
their name. Okay, I'll get into the top six soon. Also,
there's been a leak, hasn't there. There's been a leak
that's gone.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
On a memorandum of sorts, which you've got very excited about.
I just like knowing what businesses are up to. You
just love secrets. There is something good about feeling like
you're seeing something you shouldn't be seeing.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
But there is something coming to New Zealand shores that
people are very excited.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
It was huge last year in America and had a
massive eye online presence and.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
It's coming to New Zealand soon. We'll give you the details.

Speaker 4 (02:04):
Play z MS, Fleashboard and Haley.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
Well people are sharing on Reddit and online that their
watch is telling them that they're sick kind of before
they know it.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
How Okay, So I guess your it doesn't mess your
temperature a your watch.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
It doesn't means it measures your rest temperature, does it?
Maybe the newer ones do so I didn't. I didn't
know about this. But if the if you've got Apple Watch,
you can turn on vitals. It's a new update, in
the latest update. And maybe Samsung's been doing this forever.
I don't know if garmans do this. So I know
a couple of people with garments. I think they just
find your fish and tell and gold boles and tell

(02:46):
you the time. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
Vitals vitals under is it on the phone. You get
on the phone, it's under health.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
So people are like, I woke up this morning, I
felt a bit in the and then like, you can
actually accept vitals to give you alerts, and and if
any of your vitals are like unusual or like higher
or lower than normal, it'll kind of elude you to
the fact that, hey, your temperatures are wow, your heart
rate maybe is a bit higher than it usually is.

(03:12):
That kind of thing. Yeah, And people are like, yeah,
my watch knew I was sick kind of before I did.
That's crazy. Yeah, but you've got to turn it on.

Speaker 3 (03:21):
I can't find it. But then also like I just
looked my emotions and moods. Oh yeah, you can do
that exactly just like I don't. Does it be like
how you feeling? Yeah, you can be like I'm grumpy today,
I'm grumpy. Yeah, okay, And then does it go through
and look at all your grumpy like your stats and
you're like, this is what a stats are when he's grumpy.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
And it probably correlates to your sleep. And then you watch,
You'll be like, hey, have you thought about getting more sleep?
Shut up? Watch? But yeah, I mean I'm looking at
my like six month highs and lows, and I've got
lots of kind of you can't see. You've got to
turn it on.

Speaker 5 (03:56):
It.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
Maybe you don't have it.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
Because your watch is old show or health data. I
don't watch, shame watch, shame me. But no, your people
people are loving it. And yeah, finding out that there's
that kind of a day eight hours in bed last night,
how pragulation.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
I'm over. The first hour probably was just in bed,
but sleeping your watch knew that you were vertical or
no horizontal? I should say, do you know my walking
symmetries zero percent? What does that mean?

Speaker 3 (04:26):
And a healthy walking pat and the timing of the
steps you take with each foot are very similar.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
Minds.

Speaker 3 (04:30):
At zero percent, I have a perfect walk. However, on Monday,
Sunday and Monday it wasn't and we were away and
we were eating and drinking like celebratory of course, and moderation,
and that was a little bit wonky there.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
Do I find why is my Monday or such a wonky.

Speaker 3 (04:43):
Walk because you've had a hard week? Get Oh my god,
that's shocking. But zero percent.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
I kind of do love all the stats that come
with having like I've watched I've never even looked in here,
like your heart rate and stuff and how far you
walk and when you go on hikes and stuff. You
can yeah, log them all. It's pretty cool.

Speaker 3 (05:02):
I want do I have to update or do you
think it's just a new watch.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
I think you might have to. You've got to have
iOS a living or something. But yeah, anyway, if you've
got a smart watch, I can let you know. You
can let you know, hey, buddy, Yeah, just lemon, honey, yeah,
lemon honey. Yeah, take it easy. Kind of helpful when
you start feeling sick.

Speaker 3 (05:22):
Yeah, somebody telling you to have a lemon honey and
then they'll start advertising through it.

Speaker 4 (05:27):
The Fledgeborn and Hailey.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
On Reddit the New Zealand subreddit last night.

Speaker 3 (05:35):
I don't know because this looks like a Facebook post,
but maybe there's an internal McDonald's Facebook page. Oh yeah,
that you have to be approved to join. Okay, it's
just for the managers, Okay, because it's said somebody put
it up scribbled out like the name of it, the
name of the place that posted it, so we can't
see where to go to request owners to join. Promotion alert.

(05:58):
The rumors are true. We're fine getting the Grimmer Shake now.
The Grimmer Shake was massive in America. Last year was
Grimmace's birthday at the Grimmer Shake. It was a big
purple shake with whipped cream on top. Yeah, and it
was massive, a whole lot of online content people drinking
it and then wild, wild things are happening because it
is a vibrant purple okay shake. So brand new to

(06:22):
New Zealand at least is the Grimmas promotion setting. On
the twenty third of October and running through to the
third of December.

Speaker 2 (06:28):
The shape this is like a secret internal mistake. I
love it when we find out all the goss.

Speaker 3 (06:33):
It's got this text and then down the bottom it's
got like a newsletter type thing. The text above it
is just sort of a summation of what is below.
The shake is the only new promotion item in this
window and the lead up to the next promo in December.

Speaker 2 (06:46):
What's next? What's alongside that?

Speaker 3 (06:49):
We have Mhappy Day which is a fundraising day, and
no Vember deals happening throughout and then a few other
changes include removal of red onion sellable MC delivery bags.
Oh that's a good yeah, ceial it, reseal it, yeah,
put it in. Seeing they can't take your chaps, they're
taking the chip tax. I bet there is that an
official rule with any sort of delivery search. I don't
think they can take frowned upon.

Speaker 2 (07:11):
Our dads are still getting away with dad chip tax.
Your dad about that chip tax? Yeah? So then it
says grimmer shape. What is it? It's a purple shaped
top with whipped cream.

Speaker 3 (07:21):
During this window, we'll also have grimmace bag and cup packaging.

Speaker 2 (07:24):
Okay for B and C bags and clear cups medium
and large. All that sounds like some industry linguists and
industry lengo don't read it. We're loving this.

Speaker 3 (07:33):
So the comments were popping off. So somebody said, yeah, cool, cool, cool,
cool cool. Can you please post the McDonald's internal news
every month? Yeah, I mean it's four internal year eyes only,
But we're all kind of fascinated about things that we're
very familiar with, like McDonald's. But the workings, oh yeah,

(07:55):
the behind the scenes, behind the scenes, you want to
know when things change like this removal of the red
onions are the menu. It says here that red onions
are only currently in the serious Angus Berger and the
garden salard build. Right, what's a build? Is that what
they call that? Is that the technical term for building
a burger building? The well, what are the garden cells?

Speaker 2 (08:15):
Little burger?

Speaker 3 (08:15):
It's just a sell. So it's only in two things.
Transition into using white silver slithered st thinly sliced onions,
white thinly sliced onions for both well, they're going to
transition into doing that, okay. And then so the we're
introducing new sealable delivery bags. So it looks like same

(08:37):
brown plaster. Yeah, paper rather, but at the top it
might have an adhesive strip. Oh that's a good idea.
I'm looking here and it doesn't have it. It's still paper,
so it doesn't have one of those zip slide situations. Yeah, okay,
you're a nosey. You have such a nosy Parker.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
Ah.

Speaker 3 (08:56):
These bags provide Tampa evidence seals, added security and during
your photo saved no chip tax, no chip tax, no
chip tax. The stickers and so you know how they
fold them over and put the stickers on them that
stickers were no longer needed, right, okay, so saving on
the stickers. Do you want to know the hot spots
of the Grimmer Shake?

Speaker 2 (09:16):
What do you mean? What's a hot spot of a
grammar shak? To find out?

Speaker 3 (09:19):
That's the rules of serving the Grimmer Shake? Okay, bullet points,
I guess is it? Man?

Speaker 2 (09:24):
It's something going to be fired for leaking this to
the to the people. I don't know. But how it's
like we're knowing how the you know, the sausages made,
the sausage is made. Okay, Well, um, the Grimmer Shake
will be available between eleven am and five am. Is
that a hot spot. That's one of the hotsmere right, okay.

Speaker 3 (09:42):
Grimmer Shake must always be served in a Grimmers themed cup.
Oh yeah, so what if they run out, they'd just
say it's not available. I guess if they're running the cups.
Do you mean, because I'd be happy if they just
put it in. They won't put it in a cup cup.
Grimmer Shake must have two and a half swirls of
whipped cream that raise five centimeter above the rim. Oh okay, yeah,

(10:04):
Grimmers cut packaging is being used for the shake only
and nothing else. So someone said I can't have the
Grimmace shake, but I just like a cod and I
just have a Coke zero and the that's a hard nose.

Speaker 2 (10:16):
That's a hot spot. Okay.

Speaker 3 (10:18):
And then there's the build card that tells you how
to build it, like what you put in first, what
you put in second, put a third, and how to
get the two and a half.

Speaker 2 (10:25):
All the rules. Okay, I know they know what it was.
That's fascinating. I know what they want. Yeah, do you
think do you want to sign up for this monthly
do inside a newsletter? All sorts of businesses. I'd like
this right in.

Speaker 3 (10:39):
You love the Mighty ten monthly newslettern, knowing ahead of
time what my planned all, knowing the breastcoat specials coming up, everything, everything. Yeah,
if he hears that month, then you said that there's
going to be a sale every Thursday.

Speaker 4 (10:52):
Everything, play Splitchborne and Tailey.

Speaker 3 (10:57):
I just found a fact that last hurricane, the last
massive hurricane that hit the Florida and parts of America, Yep,
fourteen trillion gallons of rain fell on the southeaster in
Hurricane Helene. That's enough to fill the Dallas Cowboys Stadium
fifty one thousand times sixty million Olympic SiZ swimming pools
and match the flow of the Niagara Falls for six

(11:18):
hundred and nineteen days, so nearly two just under two years.
Wild Florida is so flat, so flat, the storm surges,
the intense rain, the hurricane wins everything, it's all adding up.
But we've got an expert because it's become it hit
a TikTok algorithm. She started watching it. Now she's getting

(11:40):
it all.

Speaker 5 (11:42):
I am so deep in Hurricane Milton talk. It is insane.

Speaker 2 (11:46):
So it's currently a category four hurricane.

Speaker 6 (11:48):
Yes to get to five.

Speaker 2 (11:51):
Set, it's set to get to five. Oh wow, Okay
hit land yet has it no? Because I know I'm
reading here going from a four to a three to
a one, I will say I have because they hit
land and then peter.

Speaker 5 (12:05):
Out, Yes, yes, so it's currently over the water. It's
gonna hit Tampa. There is from what I know A
to if evacuation zones and their mayor Jane Caster has said,
if you live in Zone A or B and you
don't leave, you will die.

Speaker 2 (12:20):
You know the characters, you know all the you know
the mayor.

Speaker 6 (12:23):
How much law involved in this?

Speaker 2 (12:25):
Now?

Speaker 5 (12:26):
So there's this guy called Lieutenant Dan. He has just
been on the news then calling him by name Lieutenant
Dan on the news. Jane Cast has got him released.
He has been evacuated. He lived on a houseboat with
no legs. Very forest gum Wait, so.

Speaker 3 (12:40):
He is called Lieutenant Dean because of his likeness to
the movie character Lieutenant Dan from Forest Gum.

Speaker 2 (12:46):
Not he wasn't called he wasn't called Dan, and he wasn't.

Speaker 5 (12:49):
In the assumed So weird.

Speaker 2 (12:52):
Very weird. People have become famous on TikTok because they're
not evacuating, so they're staying in their houses.

Speaker 5 (12:59):
So people purposefully posting hour by update hour by hour updates,
vlogging and showing exactly where they are. I've seen someone
who's set up a live feed like they've set up
again Pro. And these people are becoming super famous, like
Lieutenant Dan. They're getting all these fans, but they literally
have to write on sharpie their name, date of birth

(13:22):
and a family member's contact because they've been told they'll
die and.

Speaker 2 (13:25):
That their body make them easier to identify it. Well,
they write their name on their leg. I reckon both
because yeah, if an alligator gets yah yah, they be
the name.

Speaker 5 (13:35):
But but they're literally vlogging themselves like selfie style, like
here's me writing my day to birth on my arm
he he he.

Speaker 2 (13:41):
And gaining thousands of followers from this gram.

Speaker 3 (13:45):
I know, it's so wild that that's the time we
live in that people are staying behind because they've found
a little they've got a little dope head off the
followers and the interaction and the live stress.

Speaker 5 (13:56):
Of two types of these influencers. Some are staying on
per summer stuck because all the petrol stations have run
out of pittrel right, So a lot of people are
like I tried to leave. I saw one she drove
for an hour with her baby and then had to
go back. She was like, there was no way I
was going to get further than that.

Speaker 2 (14:11):
So while I'm here, I mans we'll get some followers
like and subscribe.

Speaker 5 (14:15):
She's literally like, here's my baby, here's me making formula,
here's how much water's outside my door. But it's set
to get to twelve foot now. It was meant to
be fine this morning when I worke.

Speaker 2 (14:24):
And then there's people like you on the other side
of the world who are just watching this like it's
a reality TV show.

Speaker 5 (14:29):
I'm part of the problem.

Speaker 2 (14:31):
So yeah, but it's fascinating. Like that video you sent
us in the group chat last night with the water
lake just flowing past the door halfway up the house.

Speaker 5 (14:39):
I saw a video of what do they have crocodiles
or alligators?

Speaker 2 (14:42):
Alligators? Alligators?

Speaker 5 (14:43):
Dada come into their house. He was swimming along with you.

Speaker 2 (14:47):
No thanks.

Speaker 5 (14:48):
Yeah, he came into their lounge and she was vlogging
from the second store and she was being all American
about it.

Speaker 3 (14:52):
So it's currently one thirty pm in Tampa, Florida, and
on Wednesday, and they're saying Wednesday night is where it's
going to make landform. It's going to take twelve hours
to get across right, across the once it hits land,
until he gets back into the sea. Yeah, they do
lose power and they hit land because they can't keep
sucking up the water right and the heat off the water.

Speaker 7 (15:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (15:12):
Well a lot of influencers have said that they've got
generators running, and then all the comments are like once
water hits, please turn off your generator, like all these
issues and these influencers like, why, what do you mean it'll.

Speaker 2 (15:23):
Be fine because they don't know, they don't get it.

Speaker 5 (15:25):
Yeah, because they just want to keep the followers coming,
keep posting.

Speaker 3 (15:29):
I'm also seeing some comments on some posts here that
this is government controlled weather and they're just trying to
wipe out Trump supporters ahead of the election.

Speaker 5 (15:36):
I've Lieutenant Dan kind of falls into that category.

Speaker 2 (15:41):
Trump he did kind of think maybe yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 (15:44):
But he's safe now. So that's good because he became
a bit of an attraction. His marina is a public
location and people would there was a hashtag Lieutenant Dan
going around. You'd go visit him and see how he
was right.

Speaker 2 (15:55):
So they forcibly had to go and remove him because
he wouldn't have because he wanted the followers the content. God,
we live in wild time, We live in wild Yeah,
this smile land. Now it's like the followers need to
see play Ms.

Speaker 4 (16:13):
Fletchborne and Haley play ZiT. Ms Fletchboorde and Haley Well.

Speaker 2 (16:18):
A researcher and a sex therapist called Amy Garren has
popularized popularized, uh the term relationship escalator, relationship and escalator.
There's a fascinating article. It's on the in Zid Herald
and it's asking you if you are on a relationship escalator. Okay,

(16:40):
do you want to know what? Do you want to
guess what a relationship escalator is? Escalators go up or down.
Maybe it's like a slow decline in your relationship. And
I'm just kind of standing on it.

Speaker 3 (16:51):
You don't feel like you're moving, but you're going towards
the bottom.

Speaker 2 (16:55):
I mean kind of. So this is how she describes
a relationship escalator. I mean you could say relationship travelator, yeah,
because I think blappol down matters. It's just that you're moving, Okay,
that you're moving forward, I guess. So it's a term.
A relationship escalator is a term that describes a relationship
following a common path to people meet, there's an attraction,
they date, then they hook up, and then they stop

(17:18):
dating other people. They start saying I love you. They
spend all their time together, they move, and they start
planning their future. They get married, right, maybe they buy
a house, maybe they have kids. Right.

Speaker 3 (17:29):
That is a well known tradition, you know, the classic trajectory.

Speaker 2 (17:35):
Traditional sort of relationship. And then of course, you know
lots of people just are like, oh, hang on and
war mate, and they just get divorced, right, And it's got.

Speaker 3 (17:45):
So the escalator is when you hop off at the
end and you're at a standstill and you're just like, well,
that just kind of happen.

Speaker 2 (17:50):
Yeah, that just you just you're moving on this escalator
and you're like, well, I guess the next thing is
we move and then we do this and then and
then you just some people get off the escalat and
they're like, oh, that just kind of happened, right, And
it's actually got. It's when you read this article, like
it's a massive read this article. It's got its backgrounds

(18:11):
and like the polyamory community, what do you mean so
like in terms of what part of the escalator is
that that Maybe that's that's the left, D that's the left.
All of a sudden, you're at the fifth floor. No,
I guess so there's it's that for a lot of people,
they want more than one partner. That might be what

(18:32):
causes the problems. Okay. The journalist and the sex therapist
is quick to point out that for many people this
is absolutely fine. Yeah, you know, the classic get married,
have kids, happy with it, they're very happy with it.
But for a lot of people, but the problems come
in because of the monogamy thing, and that's what this has. Yeah,

(18:53):
I mean the gay isn't the case? The gas.

Speaker 3 (18:57):
Continue to teach us all the gates from the gays. Yeah, right,
So what realize you're on the escalator? Yeah, I don't
I don't know. Get stairs, I don't know, take the stairs,
the stairs as you recognizing every step you take, just
ending up somewhere.

Speaker 2 (19:15):
Get on the escalator with a few people, right, I
don't know.

Speaker 3 (19:18):
But then what if you're on the escalator and you
want to walk as well as be on the escalator,
but then people are standing still on there, And what
if you're on the escalator and you see someone hot
going past on the other than the down escalator. Then
you've got to jump across, and then you've got to
jump the escalator with a person, aren't you Yeah? And
then you look back and then the person you're on
the escalator with it's like, what are you looking at?

Speaker 1 (19:38):
What are you?

Speaker 7 (19:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (19:39):
And then you're in trouble, trouble on the escalator. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (19:41):
And then you get to the top and you look
back and the other person's gone and you Now you
put this analogy, Yeah, you came with.

Speaker 2 (19:49):
But this whole thing was that people want the more
than one.

Speaker 3 (19:51):
Yeah, they don't they right, So take the stairs, recognize everything,
take the it's still where you want to go.

Speaker 2 (19:58):
Take the stairs. If we're going to and anything, play
ms Fletch Vorn and Hille blah.

Speaker 3 (20:04):
Blah blah blah blah blah blah.

Speaker 4 (20:07):
This is the top six.

Speaker 3 (20:10):
Hello there, Laneway announced yesterday, Charlie XX the headliner, a
lot of other bands.

Speaker 2 (20:15):
When's it happening? Is happening? We're on the sixth of
February and White Tangy Dan Western Springs. Yeah, my daughter
stairs teenth birthday? How did that happen? Are you kidding me? Crazy? Huh?

Speaker 3 (20:28):
Well, I'm with the top six bands that are or
are not may or may not.

Speaker 2 (20:33):
Coming to Lanewey twenty twenty five.

Speaker 3 (20:35):
You hired the list that you're looking at because you're
getting put to the test. Okay, Number six on the list,
are they coming? Yep, bibitty bobbity boob babitty bobbity boo.

Speaker 2 (20:45):
Well, I know that biber Dooby are coming, but not
biber bobbedy doo boom boom. Okay, yeah, so no.

Speaker 3 (20:52):
Bibity bobby boo not coming, but beer Badooby is coming.
B Berdooby beep uh b berdooby b bar b Badoobey, Yeah,
badoobey yes, so no, and then yes, I've just googled
be berdoobey.

Speaker 2 (21:06):
Yep. No further mocking Shore take pots right, okay? Smith
teen is it? Okay? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (21:19):
Number five on the list of the top six bands
that are or are not coming to Lanewey twenty twenty five,
see if Thieves with Special Guests Fortnite? Are they coming to.

Speaker 2 (21:27):
Stop looking at the last?

Speaker 3 (21:30):
Stop looking at the last You're cheating. That's right, They're
not coming. They're not even banned. They have the two
video games that I had to play with my friends. Yeah,
but they do actually sound like a lame Way artist.

Speaker 2 (21:41):
They do. Totally yeah, totally right. Do you remember when
you were a Laneway veteran of and you went to
the very first one with Florida on the machine and
it was actually in the laneways at Britemer Yes, that
was amazing. Yeah. Number four on the list of the
top six bands that may stop give me the list, cheating,
I'm cheating.

Speaker 3 (21:58):
Number four on the list of the top six bands
that may or may not be coming to Laneway twenty five.

Speaker 2 (22:02):
Echoes of the Coast.

Speaker 3 (22:05):
No, that's right, they are not coming because I asked
chat gpt to come up with an indie band name
and that was the one that they gave me and
I liked.

Speaker 2 (22:11):
It, Echoes of the Coast because of the co love.
It is not real. Yeah, they're not real. I've got
a banjo in that band, don't you. Absolutely? Absolutely absolutely.

Speaker 3 (22:19):
Number three on the list of the top sex bands
or artists and may or may not be coming to
Laneway twenty twenty five. Jessica Erlich No, yes, do you
think Jess Girlich is coming? You know, Jess.

Speaker 2 (22:33):
Gurlich has not come in.

Speaker 3 (22:34):
That is a children's author whose book was sitting beside
my computer when I wrote.

Speaker 2 (22:37):
The top six. But it sounds like Jess Girlish could
totally becoming. Yeah, I mean, get her up on stage,
see what she can do. She's obviously creative. Yeah, yeah,
well maybe she could read it also in his book
famously authors quite often introverts. She might not want that
many who were looking at her at once.

Speaker 3 (22:52):
Number two on the list of the top sex bands
that may or may not be come into Laneway twenty
twenty five, Banana Toast, No that you are right?

Speaker 2 (22:59):
Will you eat? But down the total you wrote the list.

Speaker 3 (23:01):
It's a candle scent that I tried to get my
kids to do and then expect your candles. They got
little samples of all these everyones and binan. It was
like cinnamon and banana and you really nice a smell,
but they apparently it's too gimmicky.

Speaker 2 (23:15):
Wow, when you're told.

Speaker 3 (23:16):
By your kids it was too gimmicky, well, not using
those words, yeah, effectively the same and number one of
the lists of the top six bands that may or
may not be coming to Laneway twenty twenty five, Barry
Can't Dance? Is Barry Can't Dance Coming I don't know,
yes or no. You know you're right, Barry can't dance

(23:38):
doesn't come in that. Barry can't swimming. Yeah, I know,
Barry can't swim is coming. There was very listening to this.
This is a bit of Barry can't swim.

Speaker 2 (23:56):
I love it. Ye, it's a bit of me. Are
they going to be food trucks?

Speaker 3 (24:01):
Mainly?

Speaker 2 (24:02):
Of course you're good man. I love I know, I
know you do love. Hit Boy sitting like one hundred
and twenty dollars a truck? Crazy? Is any one line
for all the details for lane Ways plays ms flesh
Onorn and Hailey from the University of British Columbia, a
study that I didn't think we needed.

Speaker 3 (24:21):
British Columbia is an America. I'm in Canada and the
city of Vancouver. Yeah, and of course that's tell us
what the errors to it it is. Yeah, you took
it on Tuesday. Thanks you listening on Tuesday. But they's
an API right there, so you've done really well. They're
good promotion of the future radio show worn. The findings

(24:42):
of the study that we really didn't need show that
if you are using your phone and you are a pedestrian,
walking along, you are more likely forty five percent more
likely to be hit by a vehicle or stray from
your pedestrian path and have an accident like walking into
something falling over the curb. Where we have the phone

(25:04):
case that update came out and you could make your
if you were texting, your camera was on and it
was like transparent and you could see through your phone.

Speaker 2 (25:14):
Nobody holds their phone in front of their face right
like you're always looking down. It's not going to matter
if your phone is showing the footpath, maybe it could
show you the curb. Because some people have terrible peripheral vision.
Maybe they do. But then I mean, I walk down
Queen Street every day on my way home from work,
and I will either be that person walking into people
because I'm on my phone, or I'm dodging people walking

(25:36):
into me. Like we are just all hids down on
our phones, a lot of us a lot of the time.

Speaker 3 (25:42):
Look up, man, there's a big world out in a
rubbish bin and a herb and someone on a bike
coming the other way, and.

Speaker 2 (25:48):
I and a lamp post. Yeah, I've had a lamp
post when I waved to a tram Hayley and know
we go to a concert. Was it for maybe the
last Friday Jams? And I was just excited. There's only
one place in Auckland with motet to the zoo and
it was hilarious. But I mean I wasn't on my phone,

(26:09):
but I've cerdainly seen people walking into like other people
on their phones. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (26:15):
I saw a lady once at a busy shopping center.
It was the Base in Hamilton, and anybody that has been there,
there's these like need a shin high for the fancy
ballards they stop cars going up where it's only pedestrians. Oh,
but they're like knee height and they're big blocks and
they are very easy to mess because of the same
color as the pavers all around them, right, so if

(26:36):
you're walking and not really kind. She was carrying a
child and texting and she hit it and just threw
the through the child.

Speaker 2 (26:42):
Up and what happened to them? Did she catch her?

Speaker 3 (26:45):
She no, and then the child like bounced like bum wise,
just like fell on saw this happen, Yeah, And I
was like whoa and she was like but she was
more worried about her shin immediately than there's nothing. Listen,
when you I've got a coffee table at shinn height
and it does. I'm getting real presulated to get a

(27:06):
coffee table for a lounge. It's one of the main
reasons I don't want it, because your lounge is beautiful.
To navigate in the dark. Yeah oh yeah, lights off
and navigate your way through it because there's nothing in
the middle. You might fall over one of those big
bean bags. But yeah, nothing hard, nothing hard in there.

Speaker 2 (27:21):
But then what do you put your like coffee on.
We've got those wooden things that go over the corner.
Then eh, yeah, close enough. Perfect. Well, this is what
I wanted to know this morning from the study that
we didn't really need. That shows that if you are
texting and you're a pedestrian, you're on your phone, you're
forty five percent more likely to have a like a
car cretion to you or walk out onto the road

(27:42):
or into something. Have you injured yourself walking and texting? Like?
How bad was it? Did you walk into like a
wall or you thought it was a sliding door that
would open a glass door? Someone's message done? What have
they seen?

Speaker 3 (27:55):
A Wellington based story. My sister when she worked at
tip up fifteen and sixteen year yars Ago was on
her phone after walk after work, walking to the railway
station to go home.

Speaker 2 (28:04):
Please don't tell me she walked off the wharf. She
walked off the wharf.

Speaker 3 (28:07):
She walked off the wah and as she hit the water,
she let go of her phone. She said, she can
distinctly remember holding her phone and as she hit the water,
it came out of her head.

Speaker 2 (28:16):
Is there are no railings there?

Speaker 3 (28:18):
No, And those height off the wolf barriers is perfect
tripping high, perfect tripping. You're not getting there's nothing to
grab once you start full. No, you're over. Oh no,
that would be terrifying. Yeah, full multiple meters into the water.

Speaker 2 (28:32):
Well, these are the stories we want to hear from
you this morning on eight hundred dollars at the texting
as well. Nine six nine six.

Speaker 3 (28:38):
How did you injure or or even just flat out
embarrass yourself?

Speaker 2 (28:42):
Yeah, we walking in texting give us a call from
a study we did not need from the University of
British Columbia. If you're on your phone, you're more likely
to have a car accident or as a pedestrian step
out and step out in front of it.

Speaker 3 (28:59):
Yeah, I mean, and it goes without saying that you're
texting and driving, your far more likely.

Speaker 2 (29:02):
To be distracted. But they actually like rigged up cameras
for this and like monitored areas where people were on
their phones. Yeah, so they're not just like they were
just kind of looking right now that guy's walked. They
had cameras like analyzing where people were walking and everyone
on their phone. Insane. It's well, it's wild. Well some
messages and I'll still do it though I was. I don't.

Speaker 3 (29:26):
Yeah, I don't find myself walking in a crowded area
too often.

Speaker 2 (29:30):
You just got to keep flicking your eyes up. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
flick your eyes up. You're on See. If I was walking,
i'd have the phone a little bit more out in front. Yeah,
that's just me.

Speaker 3 (29:40):
That's there's just walking down the street not looking, and
I was on my phone. This message reads a car
crashed into a wall right behind me. Now, if I
had been paying attention, I honestly believe I would have
tried to get out of the way the car and
probably jumped straight in front of it.

Speaker 2 (29:53):
Also, they're saying that you should be ticks.

Speaker 3 (29:56):
The fact that they were on their phone probably saved them,
because it admits that they didn't panic right because they
didn't know what was happening.

Speaker 2 (30:02):
Page you were texting and not locking. Well, where did
you end up?

Speaker 8 (30:08):
But I ended up in hospital?

Speaker 2 (30:10):
Okay, okay, So where were you walking?

Speaker 9 (30:14):
I was actually.

Speaker 7 (30:15):
Walking down the stairs of my nana's house and I
decided that my mum had texted me. I was like, okay,
I'm going to teacht her back. And I got to
the fourth step of my nana's house and decided to fall.

Speaker 3 (30:30):
Oh wow, did you make that conscious decision that that
was a gust that was out of your hands by
that stage?

Speaker 7 (30:37):
So it was down in my hands. So I tried
to catch myself and my left ankle went under and yep,
I heard the crack.

Speaker 2 (30:48):
Oh yep, is it crack? Okay, so Brad.

Speaker 7 (30:53):
And then it gets worse and then it was more
shifting and I ended up having to have in mynk.

Speaker 2 (31:03):
Wow. So all because you were on your phone walking
down the city and I have.

Speaker 3 (31:06):
Wonky stairs like they did, they don't keep a consistent
height or was this all on you?

Speaker 10 (31:13):
Pretty much?

Speaker 2 (31:14):
All on there on the kind of go When.

Speaker 3 (31:16):
I do something and I'm obviously in the wrong, I
want to look for somebody else's fault.

Speaker 2 (31:20):
Who I am, I can't help it. Page, thank you.
Some more messages in.

Speaker 3 (31:24):
I was backing straight out of our driveway when a
guy was walking past, and I was like, oh shit.
I stopped and apologized that I didn't see him. Yeah,
he'd been on his phone so he didn't seen me.
But he started yelling at me that I was, you know,
not keeping an eye up for him. But he literally
walked straight into my car. Now, if he walked into
your car, that means you were past. Yeah, if you
backed into him, that means you backed into him. But
if otherwise he walked into your car to knee, if

(31:47):
he walked into soude of your car, he wasn't watching
where he was going.

Speaker 10 (31:50):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (31:50):
Somebody our set us texting me walking didn't realize there
was a step roll my ankle, snapped my ankle that
needed surgery. On Instagram, we had some replies. I walked
into a pool once on my phone. It wasn't ideal.
I was in the pool area, so they were they've
been through the fenced area. They were okay, they just
fell in the pool. Have you ever done that thing
where you've been on your phone? But you're walking downstairs

(32:11):
and you don't know. You think there's one more step,
and then you realize it's a hard ground.

Speaker 2 (32:15):
I'm not even on my phone.

Speaker 3 (32:16):
Sometimes I I assume there's another step, and then you
get there hard round early and good reality that there's
no more steps. Chloe said, I was texting my mum
straight after a job and if you're saying, mom, really, well,
I think I got it. As I said, I felt
down some stairs. I rarely pulled me down the stairs
and sood injury. I didn't get the job because they.

Speaker 2 (32:36):
Were probably yeah, yeah, we can't hide is not good
with stairs.

Speaker 3 (32:43):
She's she's easily distracted and not great with stairs, and
you know we've got those stairs.

Speaker 2 (32:47):
Yeah, we can't a dance to get to work every
day at that risk.

Speaker 3 (32:52):
I was about thirty centimeters away from falling on a
train track because I was too busy posting a cute.

Speaker 2 (32:56):
Pack on Instagram.

Speaker 3 (32:56):
Someone yelled out hey, and I stopped and locked and
thankfully I didn't all my god drop down to those that.

Speaker 2 (33:02):
Would be kind of cool that it would be like
the last pick they'd use on the news of you
like your cute house poster? Yeah, yeah, yeah, Yeah. Sometimes
I feel like the news does people duty and they
use like a really filtered photo from fighting.

Speaker 3 (33:14):
It's thing you've done, Yeah, the bad guy. They'll find
the greasiest picture you've got.

Speaker 2 (33:19):
Yeah they will.

Speaker 3 (33:20):
But if you were like fondly remembered angel, yeah, they
will use that cute instapet Yeah, for what you put
on your Instagram picture. I was walking and recording a
Snapchat video. My friend walked across the road without looking
at a cast slam on a spokes I've got the
video of it.

Speaker 2 (33:36):
Stop just the Oh my god, Lucky Shees's cranky. Just
be careful. Look both ways, look both ways, look both ways.
Okay again, Look that's for motibikes. I said, for motivats.
It works in.

Speaker 3 (33:47):
The situation, but that primarily what you're doing. That was
a motor that was a Motivate safety market. Okay, so
it obviously works. It's in there, it's in there. Yeah,
but obviously didn't work because I didn't know what it
was for.

Speaker 2 (33:58):
That's the indicator. And then look okay again again.

Speaker 4 (34:02):
Plays it MS Fletchborn and Haley plays it. MS. Fletchborn
and Haley.

Speaker 2 (34:09):
Oh ooh, it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas.
We are seventy five days, sixteen hours, and twenty seven
minutes away from Christmas. That is not long. So and
what this has been so long?

Speaker 3 (34:27):
Like it feels like it's been a long year, but
it hasn't. Yeah, it's flown by in terms of days,
but it feels like things have been dragging.

Speaker 2 (34:38):
So it's a tenth of weird. Sin's in October today
and fifteen days it'll be two months exactly. Yeah. Wow,
And then you start to work out how many paydays
it is. No, don't do that for like Christmas presents
and holidays. Don't do that. Yeah, do that because yeah,
don't do that. It's grim. Don't do that. Please, don't
do that. Ah.

Speaker 3 (34:58):
Kyle said, Hey, I walk through here yesterday and there
was nothing. And now it's like Christmas has been belched
up all over the places. The Farmer's Christmas shops open,
Oh okay, and it's it's it's a boogie looking Christmas
out there.

Speaker 2 (35:10):
Yeah. What's the store the other day? And it was
a Christmas Story and it was set opening soon.

Speaker 3 (35:14):
Yeah, in the Heirloom Airloom Christmas shop.

Speaker 2 (35:19):
Yeah, they they're getting ready to and you know, what
the mauls must be getting close to their giant ball
balls and Christmas trees going up. They're always up. End
of October, yeah, start of November. Yeah. I heard Christmas
music the other day. It was a.

Speaker 3 (35:34):
Rogue Christmas song too soon, rode Christmas song in the
in the shops. Wilson, who is you know, one of
our most valued, valued and contributors, contributors to It's beginning
to look a lot like Christmas takes this very personally said.

Speaker 2 (35:48):
The warehouse has stepped it up.

Speaker 3 (35:50):
I was in here last week and there was some
you know, Christmas stuff out, undoubtedly, but now we've got
a whole aisle dedicated to and a whole section dedicated
to Christmas. I noticed that it's starting to sneak into that.
My local warehouse has got that area that's not aisles,
and it would just be this big yeah yeah, like
the bins.

Speaker 2 (36:08):
And the rats area.

Speaker 3 (36:10):
Yeah, it's just this massive concrete but with no permanent
tall aisles, it started to creep into there.

Speaker 2 (36:17):
So it's going to go throughout.

Speaker 3 (36:18):
Hayley said, Woollies and Rolliston has gone full Christmas biscuits
on the end of the aisle. Okay, because you get
your chocolates, you get your gooey way for tubes, but
then your your classic sampleatons and stuff come out for
Christmas as well, and the entire end of the aisles
taken up there.

Speaker 2 (36:38):
Early Santa riding out on his motors, lay in.

Speaker 3 (36:43):
Someone dressed in old mister Claus clothes, okay, scooting around.
And there's photos on the local community page there. Lareen
sent those and those have been seen Shannon. Christmas reenetration
at H and M, New Zealand. They've got just a
sort of Christmas decoration. They look like those scandy minimalist

(37:05):
Christmas decorations, Okay, you know, like nothing really tinsely and
over the top, more like that. And Stacey said Christmas
penetration has hurt fresh choice in Wistport, West Coast. Pressess
penetration is hurt Christmas cards, Christmas PUDs. I think that
might be our first citing a Christmas pud.

Speaker 2 (37:24):
Yeah, no, we hit any Christmas tarts, mince tarts, mince pies.

Speaker 3 (37:28):
I think of the PUDs are out, the tarts are
days away. Surely that's the old Christmas saying, it's the
same as old as time.

Speaker 2 (37:34):
If the PUDs are out. The tarts are close.

Speaker 3 (37:36):
Yeah, I think that's that was written in the scriptures
and the old scriptures. Well, seventy five days away from Christmas, right.

Speaker 4 (37:47):
No, Christmas penetration.

Speaker 2 (37:49):
Is actual sixty two percent.

Speaker 11 (37:53):
It is beginning to look a lot like Christmas.

Speaker 4 (37:59):
Plazy it ms Fletchborn and Haley.

Speaker 3 (38:01):
I joined in studio by Felicity Ward, who will be
donning the cap of the manager and the Australian version
of the office. Yes, we've had good morning. First of all,
good morning, Hi, good morning and welcome.

Speaker 6 (38:13):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 2 (38:14):
You know Hailey. I know Hailey.

Speaker 9 (38:17):
She's the person I know in New Zealand. And I
turned up and she's not here. It feels personal. I
feel like she's avoiding me.

Speaker 2 (38:23):
She says she's got the bogan flu.

Speaker 6 (38:24):
Well that might be true.

Speaker 2 (38:26):
Yeah, but you she should have come in because you
can catch it.

Speaker 6 (38:29):
I can't catch it.

Speaker 9 (38:30):
I was I was born into boganstock and so when
you grow up in the community you get an immunity
to it, and so I actually can't catcht bogan.

Speaker 2 (38:39):
Good. That's good. Yeah, that's great.

Speaker 6 (38:41):
It's really fortunate.

Speaker 3 (38:43):
Now this is the Australian Office, but there are more
than a handful of New Zealanders involved in this project.

Speaker 9 (38:47):
If anything, Yeah, it feels I feel racist because I
was very disappointed to see so many keyways.

Speaker 2 (38:53):
No, it's the best.

Speaker 6 (38:55):
It's the best.

Speaker 9 (38:55):
So Jackie Van Beek and Jesse Griffin, who directed the episodes.

Speaker 6 (39:00):
Jackie is the setup director.

Speaker 9 (39:02):
I've known Jesse for like fifteen years from when because
I do stand up comedy and when I'm not moonlighting
as one of the biggest faces of a comedy franchise
in history, no pressure and yeah, so I've known Jesse
for years and then when I heard that Jackie was directing,
I'm like, great, this is going to be great.

Speaker 6 (39:19):
And then all the Kiwis were amazing.

Speaker 3 (39:21):
Josh, Johnny, Yep, Edith, Yeah, so they're all big hitters.

Speaker 2 (39:28):
It's actual Australia. It's just full of New Zealanders.

Speaker 9 (39:31):
Yeah, yeah, well two of them are doing Australian accents.
To right, Edith does an Australian accent and I think
Lucy but look to be honest, when you're on set,
sometimes I can't tell the difference.

Speaker 2 (39:43):
I know that that.

Speaker 6 (39:44):
Sounds really bad.

Speaker 9 (39:45):
They just Edith sometimes will be like she plays Lizzie
She's like the Gareth character and she'd say chance and
I'm like, no mate, change you get.

Speaker 2 (39:57):
In the back of the nose.

Speaker 9 (39:58):
That's and that's where my Bogan roots really came into. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (40:03):
Yeah, what's it like taking on the mantle of you
just said before?

Speaker 2 (40:07):
No pressure? But what's it like you can move?

Speaker 9 (40:10):
Yeah, I'm going to stand up because it's really early
and I got in from London about I don't know,
three and a half hours ago, so it wasn't last night.
I think it was the day before. I have no
concept of time. What country made in Hey? Yeah, I
mean look when I got it, I was just so
excited and so pumped, and then about you know, two
hours later, you're.

Speaker 6 (40:30):
Like, oh, I wonder what this is going to be like.

Speaker 9 (40:34):
And then when I was filming, you just forget that
you're film in the office, and then you know, you
see the words of the office in your face on
a twenty foot banner at a train station in Melbourne.

Speaker 6 (40:43):
You're like, oh, I haven't done that before.

Speaker 2 (40:45):
That's real. Wow.

Speaker 9 (40:46):
Yeah, wow, yeah, yeah, yeah, thanks for the pressure.

Speaker 2 (40:51):
I appreciate it. Don't ruin it.

Speaker 9 (40:55):
People seem really angry. No, it's a look it's a
it's a weird thing to step into because I know
what it's like to love something and then have a remake,
and you're like, I talked about this a lot, but
Point Break is one of the best films of all time.
I love exactly correct, It's perfect. I wouldn't change a thing.

(41:17):
I watch it yearly, if not twice a year. And
then when I heard that they were doing a remake,
I was furious.

Speaker 2 (41:24):
Why.

Speaker 9 (41:24):
I don't know why am I angry about a film
being made? But it's like the Office, you know, the
same thing happened when the American one came out?

Speaker 6 (41:33):
What are they remaking?

Speaker 9 (41:36):
And then the American one turned into its own thing?
And it's as beloved, if not more. They're just different.
They're just different beasts, you know. So hopefully the Australian
one can be our own little beast. I don't know
if that came out right, but you get it. I
just want my own little beast.

Speaker 3 (41:50):
Yeah, yeah, don't we really? So how many episodes in
the first season's.

Speaker 9 (41:56):
Eight episodes, they all drop next Friday on Prime video,
so you can binge the whole lot all.

Speaker 2 (42:02):
At once, all eight. Because the British did eight sex for.

Speaker 3 (42:05):
The first season, and the Americans also did sex for
the first season.

Speaker 2 (42:08):
Yeah, and then they started getting more.

Speaker 9 (42:10):
Well, I think with the American One, what they did
was they the first series is just the British one
with American accents, and then in the second season they
went right, let's make it our own thing, and then
you know, they have three hundred and sixty million people,
so they're.

Speaker 6 (42:23):
Like twenty two episodes, then says it so.

Speaker 9 (42:26):
Yeah, then it turned into its own show that way,
So we're somewhere between six and twenty two.

Speaker 3 (42:32):
Did Stephen Merchant or Rookie Jervas Zooman for any part
of it?

Speaker 2 (42:35):
Did you?

Speaker 3 (42:36):
No?

Speaker 6 (42:36):
They did not.

Speaker 2 (42:37):
Just sitting making money? Yeah, why wouldn't take.

Speaker 6 (42:42):
Twenty three years ago? What a beautiful passive income?

Speaker 2 (42:45):
Yeah one insane.

Speaker 9 (42:49):
It is insane because everyone who is old enough remembers
when it came out and it changed comedy and changed
the landscape. And even when the American, like the American One,
feels like it was maybe ten years after the Bridige one,
and it was like three yeah, two.

Speaker 2 (43:05):
Thousand and five. The first season of the American.

Speaker 3 (43:07):
For Steve Carell looks like a baby. Yeah, yeah, not
the beautiful Fox is.

Speaker 9 (43:12):
Now, do you want to know something until I'd finished, Well,
I'm not going to tell you until I've finished filming
the American one. The American one, my god, I'm so sorry.
The Australian one. I'd never seen an episode of The
American Office, really, And then I got back to I
live in the UK, and I got back home and
I this is the wildest experience. So these are the

(43:34):
little things that happen where I go, Oh my god,
it's the Office. So on the last day of filming
The Australian Office, we did a couple of takes of
some of the iconic monologues just in case we ended
up using them in the series.

Speaker 6 (43:47):
Because I don't live in Australia.

Speaker 9 (43:49):
They're like, let's just cover all bases, right, So I
did the monologue. People say, I'm the best boss. You know,
I'm the entertainer. That's exactly how I delivered it too.
Just think I said blah blah blah. Anyway, I get
back to London and I pop the TV on, and
you know how, on some of the streaming networks they
have like a snippet of the TV show and they

(44:11):
play that at the top when you're scrolling through, and
it was Steve Carell doing that monologue. He's like, people
say I'm the best boss. I'm like, oh my god,
that's me.

Speaker 7 (44:22):
You.

Speaker 5 (44:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (44:23):
Pretty stressful, exciting, scary, all of those things.

Speaker 2 (44:26):
Yeah, yeah, what is so exciting, so exciting, and it's
great to see, like heaps of kiwis involved as well,
so many It's all out Friday week. Yeah on Prime
Video that's October eighteen. You can binge all eight episodes
at once.

Speaker 9 (44:41):
They're very quick and they're very digestible, and I yeah,
it was. It was the best job I've ever had.
May there be twenty two more seasons?

Speaker 2 (44:48):
Yeah? Wow, Well, Felicity, thanks so much for coming in.

Speaker 1 (44:51):
Thank you for having me play Zim's Fletchpahnon Hayley.

Speaker 8 (45:01):
It is so silly, silly, silly, that silly, silly, silly
little pole.

Speaker 3 (45:13):
Do you wear headphones in the office? The three options
were yes all day, Yes, but only sometimes And now.

Speaker 2 (45:22):
I don't know if I worked in an office, if
I would, I think I would just to try it
now sometimes everybody, which is what I voted for because
I do wear headphones like right now. But then when
the songs player take them off. Yeah, but I feel
like this is different if you worked in a cubicle
all day?

Speaker 1 (45:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (45:39):
Do you think you would wear them all day? But
all day I think I get so ears. Yeah. Do
you find out hard to concentrate though if you're working
aid and listening to things?

Speaker 3 (45:48):
No? Oh, probably less distracting if I was listening to
something rather than being distracted by a round noise. Yeah, okay,
do you wear headphones in the office? The most popular
response was yes, but only sometimes. Forty nine percent second
at thirty four percent is no. And seventeen percent of
people all day, all day, all day.

Speaker 2 (46:09):
That is a long time to it. No wonder we're
all going deaf. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (46:13):
I don't even anything playing on them, says Jay. I
just do it to drown out gross sniffing colleagues.

Speaker 2 (46:19):
That would actually, because yem, you can just put the
noise canceling headphones on. But would they turn off after
a while or would you just turn the volume down
and play something random?

Speaker 3 (46:28):
Well, you just put noise canceling on, right, No, But
don't they go off if you're not if you're not
playing something? You know, if you're not playing something.

Speaker 2 (46:36):
Got a bit of brown noise.

Speaker 3 (46:37):
Yeah, but then you might not off very relaxing a
little sleep at work. Anonymous is, I wear them to
listen to your podcast while I pretend to work.

Speaker 2 (46:46):
Fantastical encourage that it's only on the iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 3 (46:50):
There we go, all podcast. Yeah, tic tic teck damien.
Not the best thing to do while driving the patrol car. No,
you you've kind of I think if you're an officer,
you've got to do as I say and do as
I do. Ye just can't do whatever you want, and
except everybody else, they follow suit. Victoria, I'm a videographer,

(47:10):
so I need to wear headphones or the entire office
we'll hear the same voice has been played over and
over and over and over again while I edit them,
and that would get very annoying. That would be annoying.
That's yes, thanks for that, Victoria, on behalf of everybody,
because it's even annoying enough when you're putting up a
short Instagram story.

Speaker 2 (47:28):
Oh yeah, it just plays over and over. Yeah, yeah,
and your own voice. Alice is, I'm a teacher, so
I don't know if that would go down. Well, oh
my god, mentioned training out your whole class all day Heathen.

Speaker 3 (47:43):
You guys did silent reading so well, and then you
realize it was just because you had noise canceling Amelia.
I played the radio loud and proud through the speaker.

Speaker 2 (47:51):
Thank who's it in there at the office? Yeah, thank
you for listening all the iHeart all through the iHeart
radio app Yeah, amazing, great. I enjoy human interactions? Is randon?
So I don't. Oh yeah, it's rare of these days,
isn't it. Someone that likes humans, very rare?

Speaker 3 (48:07):
Amy said, they saved me from wanting to throw bricks
at my coworker who whispered talks to herself all day?

Speaker 2 (48:13):
Oh no, why is she doing that? Whisper talking? Wh's
we're talking?

Speaker 3 (48:17):
There are people who have Yeah, they sort of vocalize
their thoughts. You're doing so well, Pat, Let's get onto
that next spreadsheet. Let's see if you can get it
done before lunch.

Speaker 2 (48:27):
So I send that away. Convert that to a word doc,
make it editable. Um. Leanna says, I'm not allowed to
wear headphones at all any stage of the day. Don't
know what they do. Can your workplace say you're not
allowed to Yes, if you're in hospitality.

Speaker 3 (48:45):
I mean there's work places where it's just yeah, no applicable,
is it? Yeah, JORDI said, all I do is listen
to the f VH podcasts, And then they said, and
brackets themselves, check off a KPI.

Speaker 2 (48:57):
So I will actually thank you so much there, thank
you Jordy helping us of our KPI fund. I don't
know what. Yeah, well, we're trying to get that blender,
remember for at enough times I.

Speaker 3 (49:08):
Know it work bothers me until they hear me laughing
out louder with Fletchforn and Haley. Gosh, that's another is
it another KPI slogan that they fantastic?

Speaker 2 (49:17):
Yeah, good stuff. Well that's a little.

Speaker 1 (49:20):
Path plays flesh Porn and Haley play ms Fletchborne and Hailey.

Speaker 2 (49:27):
That's school holidays at the moment, is it last?

Speaker 3 (49:29):
Well know this if you've been anywhere in public, Yeah,
this is the last week. So we're oh yeah, tomorrow's
like the last day yep of school holidays. So expect
the roads to be lots of fun this weekend coming
back from places.

Speaker 2 (49:42):
But I didn't think of that. Oh you're on the
road last time. Misfortune of being stuck in drafts.

Speaker 3 (49:49):
Drive safely remember you don't need to put your foot
straight hard on the gas around every corner, you.

Speaker 2 (49:56):
Power into the corners.

Speaker 3 (49:58):
I saw a video Hayden Patton put a a video
yesterday taking his relica for a thrash.

Speaker 2 (50:03):
I was like, that was a how Flitch drove up
the mountain? Are you sinking with grime? Thank you? Thank you? Terrifying.

Speaker 3 (50:09):
I got an email yesterday from the gym. Yeah, it
says hope everyone's doing well, to living more Friday, still Christmas,
and you feel like that's a bit of a softener
before here comes the telling off. Yeah, like when I
got told I was doing really well how often I
was coming? But I smell funny, They soften it. It's
a shit sandwich's management right the donut?

Speaker 2 (50:28):
Are you? Are you still over deodorizing before your workout?

Speaker 3 (50:32):
Yes, yeah, okay, I haven't man for a little while.
I'm packing a sad No, I'm not packing a sad,
busy and fat.

Speaker 2 (50:41):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (50:41):
We and then there guys say we wanted to see
it through a heads up to parents come to the
gym with their children. It's against club rules for children
to set foot past the reception of the club, which
is fair enough, it's a crazy dangerous spot. Yeah, you
can have fingers and things.

Speaker 2 (50:52):
Kettlebell on a baby. Well, yeah, you know, the kid
tries to lift a twenty kg dumbbell, one.

Speaker 3 (50:58):
Gives himselves a hernia. Yeah, that could happen. Yeah, so
it's a very serious thing and rightly so. So the
email says the kids can sit in the hallway and
watch their iPads because there's always a kid at the
signing table.

Speaker 2 (51:09):
Yeah, because they sign there's a kid.

Speaker 3 (51:11):
They're sitting with an iPad and occasional look like they've
employed a really young kid to do all the process
and they.

Speaker 2 (51:16):
Sign up on an iPad. It's what just that their
mom's working out while they sit there.

Speaker 3 (51:20):
Yeah, and obviously couldn't find someone to look after them
or didn't have them, so they just take them there
and PLoP them there with an iPad.

Speaker 2 (51:24):
And I guess it's better than leaving them in the
car when their sweat on, pack a burger rings. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (51:30):
Yeah, well, cigarette lighters are still in cars, so I
burnt myself when I was left in the car.

Speaker 2 (51:34):
If you got a scar on the end of my
index finger.

Speaker 3 (51:36):
But we want to know off the back of this
because you know, some parents are just going to get
on with their life and school holidays, which means you
get dragged places.

Speaker 2 (51:44):
Yeah. I feel for parents, like you know, school holidays,
they've either got to take time off work or drag
their kids along to their work.

Speaker 3 (51:50):
Yep. And you know we used to get shipped off
to our grandparents, but they were both farmers, so they
were always there. Yeah grandparents. Yeah, you know, they have
to just keep working. It's crazy. Even if they're you know,
they're getting the pension, they're still working because times are tight.

Speaker 2 (52:05):
But you do always late. Laugh when you see like
at school holidays and like the courier driver or the
truck driver has their son or daughter with them, Yes,
and you just look at them and you can see
they are so bored. Yeah, but they are literally being
dragged on because it is the school holidays.

Speaker 3 (52:20):
And you feel for the you know, they have to work.
They give up work for two weeks time off. So
we want to know where you ended up with your
parents at school holidays.

Speaker 2 (52:29):
Yeah, maybe you were dragged along to work for free, yep,
because that's another thing. Parents will just make their kids. Well,
maybe mum had a Brazilian appointment.

Speaker 3 (52:38):
You just couldn't miss, So you sat in the corner
of the room as your mum's pubic hair was forcibly
ripped from.

Speaker 2 (52:42):
Your crotch, giving you lifelong trauma.

Speaker 3 (52:46):
Just tell me if you're a beauty therapist, has there
been a child in the room while there's been heir removal? No,
I guarantee someone will have because they won't. You know,
there's those kids you can't trust to leave them in
a reception area.

Speaker 2 (52:57):
Yeah, those rat bags. Yeah, but you're not going to
bring little tea me in.

Speaker 3 (53:00):
While and you turn the chair and your face into
the corner, and you give them a iPad and you
put the headphones on loud. No, that is aramatic, traumatically
ripped from your nether region.

Speaker 2 (53:09):
Okay, we want to take your calls. Oh, eight hundred
dollars at Emson number. You can text through nine six
nine six.

Speaker 3 (53:15):
Where did your parents take you during school holidays because
they couldn't find someone to look after you.

Speaker 2 (53:19):
I want to hear the stories from the eighties and
the nineties when things were lax and you were just
I don't know, on the floor of the factory. Yeah,
holding the chainsaw. Maybe maybe you were given a job
that was wildly inappropriate for your age.

Speaker 4 (53:32):
Please its flesh.

Speaker 3 (53:34):
We want to know where you ended up during the
school holidays because your parents just couldn't find anybody.

Speaker 2 (53:38):
Yeah, look after you. Your gyms emailed everybody out saying don't
bring care.

Speaker 3 (53:42):
The kids can come, but they can't go into the
end of It's absolutely fair enough.

Speaker 2 (53:46):
All the heavy stuff, all the moving bits. Yeah, plants
and fingers can get crushed because people would bring in
their kids, like for free babysitting. Yeah, basically, now you
asked the question born, I wanted to say because I
just thought, what if mum had a Brazilian pointment that
she couldn't miss would and she had to look after
the kid? Would someone bring the kid? Well? Anonymous joins us,
who I believe is a beauty therapist, and people do

(54:08):
bring their kids for Brazilians.

Speaker 7 (54:11):
Yes, we have had it, and we have one who
does it every month.

Speaker 2 (54:15):
How old is the kid? Does the kid turn away
and have headphones on? Okay?

Speaker 4 (54:20):
So still them come in.

Speaker 5 (54:22):
One will probably about eight, the other maybe about Bible six.

Speaker 7 (54:26):
Right. One will sit with the phone and the other
just kind of watches.

Speaker 11 (54:31):
And the way that our rooms are set.

Speaker 5 (54:33):
Up, the seat that they sit on is situated at
the end of the bed, so they're literally staring straight up.

Speaker 2 (54:40):
No, that's traumatic, that's traumatic. That's traumatic for me.

Speaker 3 (54:47):
Yeah, you know what, you're the only You're not the
only beauty therapist message. And someone said I'm a beauty therapist. Yes,
someone said, beauty therapist here all the time. Beauty therapists here.

Speaker 2 (54:56):
One kid and.

Speaker 3 (54:57):
There's multiple to come into our center with your mums
wanted to help. They wrapped wax off her mum's balm
and bits.

Speaker 2 (55:04):
Okay, that's that's again, that's a no. Yeah, anonymous therapist.

Speaker 3 (55:09):
They bring kids all the time. I won't even sat
on the end of the bed to watch. And she
said to her mom, Mom, I can see your mom
happens all the time, has all the time.

Speaker 2 (55:17):
So we want to know, was school holidays where you
ended up as a kid. Maybe it was mum and
dad's work. Yeah, maybe you were dragged a lost some text.
Mum was a waitress at Cobb and Co. So I
used to sit at the back and get free food,
drink unlimited and one of those little cob things. Yeah,
totsto to crispy, Yeah, popper top, proper thing is you

(55:40):
know what, probably unlimited, Tom. Your dad was a cop, Yeah,
dad was am was a nurse.

Speaker 11 (55:46):
So school holidays, I got to go for we along
right there.

Speaker 2 (55:51):
That's cool. Did you get the front seat or the
back seat? Did you look like you just be picked
up shoplifting? Or the back seat?

Speaker 9 (55:59):
But there was a few time here to arrest someone,
so then I got put in the front seat.

Speaker 2 (56:03):
Were the people that he arrested kind of like who's that?
What's this kid doing here? Pretty much?

Speaker 8 (56:09):
Yeah, oh my god, I buried it them awkwardly.

Speaker 2 (56:12):
From the front seat.

Speaker 3 (56:13):
Little kids love staring as a criminal or someone looks
a bit different, and you're like looking around, You're looking
at it, and you keep sneaking locks at them, and
they're like what you.

Speaker 2 (56:23):
So what? You would never get away with doing that now,
would you know? That was the early nineties, so yeah,
it was different times. Did you get to play with
the did you get to turn the sirens and the
lights on?

Speaker 7 (56:34):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (56:34):
Yeah, Dad had a car to bring home. So when
I was like four or five, I got.

Speaker 10 (56:38):
In trouble a few times for locking myself in there
and playing like.

Speaker 2 (56:45):
Oh Tom, that's so good. Thanks mate, Kelly. Where did
you end up as a kid.

Speaker 10 (56:51):
It's my parents were accountants, and so we would have
to go to their business with them, and we got
put in this meeting room that was literally just has
to bring with the table and cheers. We would get
given a head of brief and a pin for the
whole day. If you're really lucky, you've got a highlighter.

Speaker 4 (57:10):
And there was that.

Speaker 10 (57:11):
You were just told that you could push your math
or do some drawing. And you're saying to be quiet,
which was so hard for me as a child, even
hard for me.

Speaker 2 (57:18):
Now, Yeah, what do you do for a job.

Speaker 10 (57:20):
Now, I'm a primary school teacher, so I can.

Speaker 2 (57:25):
See how carried on through. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (57:27):
Yeah, your big fan of is like silent reading and
stuff with the kids.

Speaker 10 (57:31):
I hate.

Speaker 2 (57:32):
Silent reading is so boring. Yeah, god, that's sounded two
weeks of hell for you. Yeah, crazy, not great. Yeah, no,
I tell you you know, headphone. Thank you, Derek. You
were a parent that took a kid to work.

Speaker 11 (57:47):
Yes, we did, Okay, was in the eighties.

Speaker 2 (57:51):
Okay, Yeah, where did you take them? Where were you working?

Speaker 11 (57:55):
Well, we had a bakery and it was very busy.
Everybody was doing that thing. But he had a young
son he was two weeks old, and after a few
days my wife came back to work and she had
to bring him with him because there was not such
a thing as babysitting then. Yeah, and so the only

(58:15):
safe place to put him was in the bread mixer.

Speaker 2 (58:19):
I remember this well from when I was a kid.

Speaker 3 (58:21):
Now I think it was by the same guy Maras
Indic that did where the world things are, But this
kid gets baked into bread, and that was all I
could picture when you were telling that story.

Speaker 2 (58:29):
Right, did you put like a sheepskin or a mattress
in the bottom of the mixing bowl?

Speaker 11 (58:34):
It was it was big enough to put the whole
best it in there.

Speaker 2 (58:37):
Oh wow, Okay.

Speaker 11 (58:39):
We put the mixing arm in the top position, so
it was basically an empty bowl.

Speaker 3 (58:44):
Yeah, we figured we didn't think the two year old
was just holding onto the thinging around.

Speaker 11 (58:48):
Well, now, we'd always safety first. It always pull the
plug out first, because you don't want.

Speaker 2 (58:57):
To mix up the baby. No, no, no, no, no, amazing, Derek,
thank you.

Speaker 3 (59:02):
Some messages in I was seven and I attended mum's
first aid course because there was no one to look
after me. This was a common theme for the first
fifteen years of my life and all sorts of these things.
My woman's how physio had her daughter with work at
her during the school holidays. She wouldn't stay at reception
and bust it into the room as I had my
legs spread wide and up in the air.

Speaker 2 (59:21):
On the table.

Speaker 3 (59:22):
Oh goodness, looking on a stretching Dad taught me how
to rig explosives on school holidays to help speed him
up digging high country tracks.

Speaker 2 (59:30):
What that that is amazing? I want to learn how
to do explosives with your dad.

Speaker 3 (59:36):
I was dragged to Vanuatu for a school holidays as
Dad had.

Speaker 2 (59:39):
A work trip there.

Speaker 3 (59:39):
Well, it must have been terrible, terrible because my experience
with the new Vanawatu is the other people of Vacha
were called the new Vanawata. You don't call the vanat
knees v I love kids, do they look after the kids?
And they were tiny. They'd just be like babe, they
take the baby and just like walk around and Mum

(01:00:01):
and dadd had had the cocktail. Yeah that's how that's no, No,
that makes me sound bad. That definitely didn't happen. Um
did it did?

Speaker 2 (01:00:09):
Absolutely? We didn't leave your kid in a mixing bowl
no in Vanuatu. No.

Speaker 3 (01:00:14):
I used to go to my used to go with
my dad, who was fancy corporate office job, and I
thought it was so amazing. Now I have a stupid
corporate job and I'm questioning my existence and I should
have branched out.

Speaker 2 (01:00:25):
Um so many people.

Speaker 3 (01:00:27):
Mum worked in a band and dad was a self
employed palmers. It was easier for him to pick us
up when we were sick all over the school holidays
and we'd just go in the van with the plumbing
jobs listen to the radio. There was coloring inbox. And
if there was a pipe, it was small that he
couldn't fit his hand up.

Speaker 2 (01:00:40):
You got to put your hand up the pipe.

Speaker 3 (01:00:42):
Hand up the pipe. Oh yeah, I get the hand
up the pipe. There's so many working parents. My mom
was the accountant at a six toy factory, so I
used to play with I used to think I was
just playing with grown up dolls, not understanding at all
what they were.

Speaker 2 (01:00:57):
Oh my god, Yeah that was funny.

Speaker 3 (01:00:58):
Pretty stink dress up. All they've got is like leather
masks and g strings. I don't really cover the whole
doll up. May it only really playing one professional.

Speaker 2 (01:01:06):
On that do you think it's made that person now
like prudish or they're totally cool with him, then they're
probably totally cool, cool with everything. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:01:16):
My dad was also a copy of the text for
a look at the cells and locked the door and
it like, haha.

Speaker 2 (01:01:20):
Be back soon. And it was just now looking back
on it, his way of getting us out of his
hair for half an hour, leave them in for half
an hour. Yeah, brilliant play.

Speaker 4 (01:01:29):
Z Ins, Fleashboard and Hailey.

Speaker 1 (01:01:31):
Fact of the Day, Day Day day, day.

Speaker 3 (01:01:37):
Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do.
It's band week in Fact of the Day. And you'll
remember when we were in Queenstown on Monday. I got
the whole week, whole weeks with the bands lined up,
didn't I.

Speaker 2 (01:01:53):
This is banned, not like music bands.

Speaker 3 (01:01:57):
And people that have been banned around the world, world
and countries in different areas. And then last night I
just saw this and I was like, one's got a guy. Okay,
So unfortunately you're not going to hear about the pop
stars of the band from Malaysia.

Speaker 2 (01:02:11):
Anyone that has anything scale in the week.

Speaker 3 (01:02:13):
I may have switched out one of the other ones, okay,
but today's the fact that they hear a band week
is about a banded bodybuilding pose.

Speaker 2 (01:02:22):
Okay, bodybuilding familiar.

Speaker 3 (01:02:23):
The golden age of bodybuilding, they say, is the seventies
and eighties when drugs I don't think they were testing
too much for steroids and they were like, sure, take
as many as you want and I have a heart attack.

Speaker 2 (01:02:32):
That's cool. That's cool. Yeah, that's cooled do it? You've
got to in. It shrinks? Yeah? Does it? Doesn't it?
I think it does.

Speaker 3 (01:02:38):
Does it shrink both bo that's the and the B
or just I thought it just shrunk everything. I shrinks
the whole unit.

Speaker 2 (01:02:46):
I don't know. And it gives you little? Does that?

Speaker 3 (01:02:49):
I think?

Speaker 5 (01:02:50):
So?

Speaker 3 (01:02:53):
Then muscle and stuff that it doesn't matter. Well, the
band pose is the moon pose. The show was listening
to a Laneway asked before that's the band pose the
moon poles.

Speaker 2 (01:03:08):
How would you describe that? Like someone's bending over and
touching their toes and you're looking at the behind. Yeah,
so its off the quads. Is that what's on the back? Yeah,
one of the other muscles here, the connects. See why
that's a pose because it was very muscular.

Speaker 4 (01:03:23):
Well, that's what the.

Speaker 2 (01:03:24):
Moon post involves. Bending forward to show off the leg muscles. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:03:27):
And it also showed that only the bodybuilders that had
also been working on their flexibility could do it. Yeah
too muscly and hadn't been concentrating on flexibility. The muscles
would work against them being able to bend over and
touch their toes, highlighting the hamstring and the glutes.

Speaker 2 (01:03:42):
Yeah, big mustly legs. So why is it banned?

Speaker 3 (01:03:45):
Well, it was very very popular in the seventies and eighties.
Eight time mister Olympic Champion Ronnie Coleman used it all
the time, but it was a signature move of Tom
Platts in the seventies and eighties. However, back in the day,
it was suspected that judges involved indulged in shall we

(01:04:07):
say cups okay with the contestants, and they believe this
pose of bending over and them showing them their muscular
rare end.

Speaker 2 (01:04:16):
Right, it's called the moon.

Speaker 3 (01:04:17):
Pos because if they didn't have the bodybuilding jockeys on,
you'd see the moon, you'd see them, you'd see the moon.

Speaker 2 (01:04:23):
You see the whole moon.

Speaker 3 (01:04:24):
You see the whole moon. Yeah, and the hole on
the moon. Right, And it was what too much for
the judges and people just started to see this pose
is vulgar and in an attempt to sexually entice the
judges to vote for them, there was a little bit
of a god you could have later if you give
me the right, and they said it was more about
flexibility than muscle muscle symmetry, right, So then it kind

(01:04:45):
of went around and it got banned from competition and competitors.

Speaker 2 (01:04:49):
Was that actually happening though? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:04:52):
Okay, right from all I mean, there's no one coming
forward and saying because it was the seventies and eighties,
I was still around under the mat, you know, and
talk about that sort of thing in public. But they
believe that they were so desperate to win that they
would wow and the judges were there to admire greased up,
well handed men's bodies. So I'm not saying that a

(01:05:12):
rule game, but I'm just manly saying.

Speaker 2 (01:05:14):
Yeah, yeah, right, you know, hell of a gig it
would be. It would be, yeah, confronting hell of that game.

Speaker 3 (01:05:22):
So they banned the moon pose from any male's bodybuilding
and is it still banned to this day and official
Bondy Good in competitions that's still banned. Amazing Yep, separation.
If you went underground, it's still a thing. I don't
even reckon you have to go that for underground, probably
not into a public toilet if you know the place
together and they could probably still be a grinder.

Speaker 2 (01:05:43):
Yeah, not even underground.

Speaker 3 (01:05:45):
Yeah, don't hide the moon pose anymore. Be proud of
the moon pose. So today'spect today is there is a
banned pose and bodybuilding. It's called the moon piles where
you bend over and show the judges you're delicious. Glutes
and hemmis do the day day day day day do

(01:06:08):
do do do do do Do Do Do do.

Speaker 4 (01:06:13):
Play z ms fletch Vorn and Haley play z MS fleshed.

Speaker 8 (01:06:20):
One and Hailey.

Speaker 2 (01:06:20):
Well there could be a cheaper way for you to
get on your oe or your next holiday. This is
an Australian startup, so I don't think it's here, but
I mean surely we could. You could register and say
you're Australian to be a part of it. Now, how
it works is it's kind of like a matchmaking service,
but it's a service for like nervous flyers, maybe elderly,

(01:06:45):
maybe kids.

Speaker 3 (01:06:46):
What do you unaccompanied miners or but unaccompanied miners are
already taken care of, or maybe.

Speaker 2 (01:06:55):
They're like they're still old enough, but maybe I don't know.
It's a big international like two leg flights, and maybe
you know they might want some company or some help
or disabled people, and you basically sign up to the
service and then it will match you with someone and
you get paid to accompany them. Who pays you on

(01:07:15):
the trip? They do the.

Speaker 3 (01:07:17):
Person who needs a company. Now is it you're a
whole ticket or they just pay so portion.

Speaker 2 (01:07:24):
Those seeking a journey companion can offer a fee from
five hundred to twelve hundred Australian plus a ten percent commission.
So I'm guessing the app or the journey service get
that and then then you work. So it could just
be sitting next to the person, but I mean if
they were disabled, maybe you'd help them up if they

(01:07:44):
needed the bathroom or they wanted to get around the aircraft.
As an old.

Speaker 3 (01:07:49):
Person, you could work out how to use the entertainment system.
Oh my god, this sounds like most I do.

Speaker 2 (01:07:56):
That for free. Yeah, I know.

Speaker 3 (01:07:58):
That's why I've been sitting next people. Because when you're
you travel as a family. If you're the dad, and
there's like three seats together and one you're always the
one that's away.

Speaker 2 (01:08:06):
From your family.

Speaker 3 (01:08:07):
Yeah, you have to take it, take one for the team. Yeah, yeah, Yeah,
well it's kind of good. Actually, you say, like it's
a big drag. Oh no, But then like kids aren't
trying to sleep on you, and they're not asking you
for everything, and mum's doing all the hard yards.

Speaker 2 (01:08:19):
But you're like, man, I was watched I was sitting
with my family.

Speaker 3 (01:08:21):
Anyway, back to this uninterrupted movie trying to take my
sleeping pills. Yeah, there was three James cording of you.
It was I don't ignore them, Yeah right, no, completely
ignore them. If they're upset, I do my part.

Speaker 2 (01:08:34):
But so twelve hundred dollars, I mean, that's getting close
to paying for your flight to Europe, like a twenty
five hour journey. They worked out that's about forty eight
dollars an hour, right to a company someone plane, Like.

Speaker 3 (01:08:49):
I can understand unaccompanied minors, easy peasy. Make sure they're
you know, sort of out older people. Make sure people
with disabilities or you know, yep, need help on the plane. Sure,
But nervous flyers, how do you help a nervous flyer?

Speaker 2 (01:09:04):
Well, that's the thing.

Speaker 3 (01:09:05):
I don't like, stay them, it's going to be okay. Here,
take these just just take them.

Speaker 2 (01:09:09):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:09:10):
I don't know, because it's that's the nervous fly would
be the hardest one to fly because what kind.

Speaker 2 (01:09:15):
Of nervous flyer are you getting?

Speaker 3 (01:09:16):
Yeah, like a screamy cry panic one or just one
just needs to grip something on take off and land there.
But you're getting to Europe for nearly free. But it
might be one of those situations where you get some
of a friend of the en.

Speaker 2 (01:09:27):
I just wish i'd paid, I just watch i'd paid, yeah,
rather than than put up with that. But it's a
kind of a good idea. It's a cool idea, and
maybe you can select maybe, like you know, you have
to say yes before you accept who you're flying with,
you know what I mean. So if you weren't into
the nervous flyer, you couldn't deal with that. Maybe you
just help an old person get to Europe, yeah, for

(01:09:48):
their last al Camino or something.

Speaker 3 (01:09:50):
God if they did help on a plane enough the
al Cameno. So that's a walk, man, it's very high.

Speaker 2 (01:09:55):
It's a walk.

Speaker 4 (01:09:57):
Plays it MS Fletchborn and now Neil.

Speaker 2 (01:10:00):
A quarter of iPhone users and they just think they're
better than everybody, don't.

Speaker 3 (01:10:04):
They iPhone users? But you're an iPhone user. Yeah, we're
all iPhone users. Do you think you're better than everybody else?

Speaker 2 (01:10:13):
Not? Really? Okay? Do you?

Speaker 3 (01:10:15):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:10:16):
I don't believe them.

Speaker 3 (01:10:17):
It's the rest of them, because it must be all
the other ones because we have not said that. Nearly
a quarter of iPhone users say green bubbles are a
dating deal breaker. So like, imagine you meet like r
Tin and then they message you it's green. See Icky
knowed that there are ten that they go beyond message color?

Speaker 2 (01:10:39):
What's that? Everybody's green? Every Yeah, everybody?

Speaker 5 (01:10:42):
What's that?

Speaker 2 (01:10:42):
We're all changing? What's that? Aren't they changing? Because Apple's
been so I don't know what they I was changing it?
What's what?

Speaker 7 (01:10:53):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:10:53):
Apple are going to make it so that everybody's going
to be able to blue message? Ah, isn't that a thing?
Didn't I read something like that? But I haven't been pretictive.

Speaker 3 (01:11:01):
Wait, but if you're paying for texts, yeah, you need
to know that that person's green because that's when you.

Speaker 2 (01:11:06):
Take it to what'sapp because it's free and it's going
to be over data. But when you.

Speaker 3 (01:11:12):
Are blue and you text someone and that's green, you're like, oh,
that's cost me twenty cents, yeah, or taken off freebies.

Speaker 2 (01:11:18):
I get it's in your case, it's cost work, hasn't
it because work pays at what number? Company? Man? Yeah?
At what number? Do you not let it slide? Like
a ten cansind of green text, a nine consent of
green text, ten an eight or a sieven eight can
sent a green text?

Speaker 3 (01:11:35):
To me, A green text just seems like an opportunity
to avail yourself of someone you wanted to get rid
of anyway.

Speaker 2 (01:11:42):
Yeah, you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (01:11:43):
Yeah, it's an excuse, and I'm full of excuses. So
you come to the excuse guy, He'll give you an excuse. Yeah,
that's that's a If this was Seinfeld was STI running,
this would be an episode of Segnfeld. George Costanz would
break up with a ten because she had a green
miss because she had a green message.

Speaker 2 (01:11:58):
Yeah yeah, yeah, writing itself, Yeah, it writes it south.

Speaker 3 (01:12:01):
These days, everything can be a sein Foul episode, or
a Simpsons episode, or a Friends.

Speaker 2 (01:12:05):
Episode, another podcast in the bag, a plastic bag? Are
they back? No?

Speaker 10 (01:12:11):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:12:12):
Still bend they never left. Come in with the lineborn
boy man.

Speaker 3 (01:12:17):
If you enjoyed that, okay, oh and if you enjoyed it,
give us a writing and review, and be sure to
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Speaker 2 (01:12:24):
God, I need some sleep.

Speaker 4 (01:12:27):
Play Zidim's Fletchborne and Hailey