Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 14th October 2024 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The z M podcast Network, The Flesh one and Haley
Big Pod.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Great things are brewing at Macafe. The perfect start to
every day play.

Speaker 3 (00:11):
Is Fleshed, Worn and Haley.

Speaker 4 (00:17):
Thank you brand, good morning, Welcome to the show.

Speaker 5 (00:19):
Fleets, Torn and Haley. We're all back together. We're all
back after your sickness.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
Well, let's not. Let's not pretend like it's all over.

Speaker 4 (00:28):
It's a linger. It was hellish.

Speaker 5 (00:30):
Hailey just took out of our communal tessue Box.

Speaker 4 (00:33):
Three double plays Fly six.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
I've got a wet snozz. This is a this is
next level. This is the tail end of sickness.

Speaker 5 (00:44):
Right, there's a lot of stuff coming out.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
Yeah, apparently there is some influenza. Doctor Shawne told me
there's some influenza going around. So it definitely wasn't just
a cold.

Speaker 4 (00:53):
I was achy and fevery right.

Speaker 5 (00:56):
Did you you've got the flu jab that way? Yeah, here,
we got them at work.

Speaker 6 (01:02):
I know it's all bullshit, but then we didn't get it,
and we were in close contact with you, and we.

Speaker 5 (01:08):
Were literally hanging out with you in Queenstown for day.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
God, we were shouldered and shoulder and there was a
moment where we all just went, do you think it's
COVID and.

Speaker 4 (01:14):
I said yes, and we're like, well we have been.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
I mean, Vaughn literally stuck as fingers in my mouth
at one point, but that was sort of just a
moment between friends.

Speaker 5 (01:22):
I was at a dinner table in public get a
very nice restaurant.

Speaker 4 (01:26):
I wanted her to taste the sauce, and it was
a delicious sauce.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
But as I was dropping Vorn home in my little car,
I was like, yeah, well, if it's COVID, Vaughn's got
COVID and it wasn't.

Speaker 4 (01:36):
I was so shocked.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
Yeah, anyway, nice to be back. Did the show suffered
greatly without mandously. I lived along experience, happy to be returned.
Like our salves were destroyed.

Speaker 6 (01:48):
We were just will be pleased to know KPIs were
ticked off.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
Thank you in your absence. Yeah, I was so worried
about it. I kept waking up being like, should I
go in just take the KPI.

Speaker 4 (02:02):
Good, I'm proud of you for getting that. Yeah, you're welcome.
Must do you know what you're doing for the time.

Speaker 6 (02:09):
I'm not sold on any particular idea as yet, still
hunting for the perfect top sex because I don't want
to let these people down.

Speaker 5 (02:15):
Your perfection, aren't you? You really are fantastic. You deal
with that next on show.

Speaker 4 (02:22):
Okay, this is exciting.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
This is exciting for women of my generation who loved
Freaky Friday one. We know there's a Freaky Friday two coming.

Speaker 4 (02:34):
Yeah, we have the.

Speaker 3 (02:34):
Date play z ms Fleashboorne and Haley.

Speaker 4 (02:38):
I do you know who I love right now?

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Jamie Lee Curtis. She's having a moment, is she? Oh
my god, you will her and the beer?

Speaker 5 (02:45):
She won the.

Speaker 4 (02:46):
Emmy twice or did she want it this year as well?

Speaker 5 (02:48):
I don't know if she want it this year's Yeah,
she's really good.

Speaker 4 (02:52):
She's just so good in it.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
And then what was the one where she had the
sausage fingers, everything everywhere all at once. Yeah, and she
won Old Globe for the Oscar Oscar she would be supporter.

Speaker 4 (03:03):
For be supporting actress.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
And I just think she's having a moment and she's
like really vocal about being.

Speaker 4 (03:10):
Not sucking in her guts anymore. Yeah, you know she was.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
I'm not doing that. I can't be bothered. I sucked
in my guts my whole life not doing it. And
then we all got excited because Freaky Friday Too was
announced with her Lindsay Lohan.

Speaker 4 (03:23):
Do you remember the original? I don't think. I mean
I know the premise. Yeah, classes body swap. You don't
know what it's like being me? Yeah, mum and daughter
at odds? Which daughter? Was it a remake? That was
a remake? It was a remake? Yeah? Yeah, who did
the original? I don't know who did the aregae? It
was like years ago. The probably like Bittman l I
don't know. That's a stab in the dark.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
And then they released a teaser saying that they were
making a.

Speaker 5 (03:51):
Sequel, right, because when did the original Freaky Friday come out?

Speaker 4 (03:55):
Two thousand and three? Was there one? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (03:58):
Nineteen seventy seven was the original?

Speaker 4 (04:00):
And who was at that?

Speaker 5 (04:03):
Christian born m No, no one that I recognize. But
it's an it's an old trope not yeah. Yeah, well Jodi.

Speaker 4 (04:14):
Foster was in the original one.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
Oh my god, Jerdy faster Kid. Yeah right, lovely, no
one we recognize.

Speaker 4 (04:21):
You don't know Jodie Foster.

Speaker 5 (04:23):
The lead roles John Aston, Patsy Kelly, and Dick Van Patten.
I love Patsy Kelly. Those people say, oh you're Jodie Faster. Okay,
there you go.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
Well, the first the Lindsay Lohane Jamie Lee Curtis one
was like during a time in which Lindsay Lohan was
doing a bunch of these movies. You did like Confessions
of a Shopperholic.

Speaker 4 (04:45):
She did this.

Speaker 5 (04:47):
Fully, She did some rubbish, she did some terrible movies,
and then she did a lot of drugs. Yeah, I'm
a lot of drug Lindsay Lohan wireh was partying and
where did she run a bar?

Speaker 4 (05:02):
Did she run a bar?

Speaker 5 (05:03):
No?

Speaker 1 (05:04):
Yea yeah, And now if you go there, it's like
a decrepit think and it's the signs still the air
and everything right anyway, So she did this and she
did just my lark, Confessions of a Drama Queen was hers,
Oh my god, it was saying girls. Yeah, but that
was a good film. But she did a string of
crap films. But Friday was so good. Right, and then
everyone got excited because they were like Lindsay's back with

(05:25):
Jamie Lee Curtis, who's having a great moment. Okay, they
have released on an Instagram post Disney and Jamie Lee
Curtis together, not Lindsay I don't know, she didn't collab
shouldn't click invite collaboration. August eighth, twenty twenty five.

Speaker 4 (05:42):
Now this is a lot day too.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
This is a long tease, guys. But next year August eighth,
it's going to be there.

Speaker 5 (05:48):
And you'll actually watch the hell yes I will because
it was I don't know.

Speaker 4 (05:51):
I was just the right age twenty and three.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
I was thirteen, so it's like the perfect age to
watch Lindsay Lohan before the all.

Speaker 4 (05:59):
The drugs, before Downhill. Really she took a lot of drive.
But she's doing all right now.

Speaker 1 (06:05):
I think she's doing all right. I don't mean she
won't be a bit of actress. She's terrible. She's just bad.

Speaker 4 (06:11):
Everything she did post drugs, you know, yeah, not not great.

Speaker 1 (06:15):
But Jamie Lee Curtis, I think we'll really carry it
on her show.

Speaker 4 (06:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (06:20):
I'm sure the people making the movie are hoping she'll
also carry it.

Speaker 4 (06:22):
Yeah, one hundred percent plays it.

Speaker 3 (06:26):
MS Pledge born in Hailey.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
No, you would have seen this gentleman on Instagram. His
name is William Henson. William Henson, you know he also
has a podcast. He's an etiquette specialist. You'll know him.
He radiates gay.

Speaker 4 (06:39):
I've seen him Instagram, you know, and he's got it.
And he's got a podcast with like a common man, Yes,
and they write a Yin and Yang sort of match up.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
Yeah, and he's always like never never have a shot
their you never. Or he talks about how cheersing and
dinging your glasses together is so real common, so.

Speaker 5 (07:00):
You wouldn't do that with like if you met rich
people and like and they invited you out and.

Speaker 4 (07:05):
Whacking your glasses together. Resident. He's so funny.

Speaker 1 (07:09):
He's very self aware of his pontiness and he's got
a great sense of humor. But he genuinely is an
etiquette expert who's worked with royalty in the past, you know,
So would you do the erms of society?

Speaker 4 (07:24):
Like who's his clientele?

Speaker 5 (07:25):
Like if you all of a sudden find yourself about
to marry into a really rich family and you're just
a piece of ship bogan.

Speaker 4 (07:31):
Well you hear about.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
You know, people like Kate Middleton and Megan Markle.

Speaker 4 (07:39):
It's going to say Miriam Margoyle, but that's she is not.

Speaker 1 (07:43):
A royal family member, No, but they you know that
they're sort of more common people that have married into
there and they get completely taught how to sit.

Speaker 4 (07:52):
So someone like him would teach you.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
Yeah, I know, because I'm like, when would you ever?

Speaker 5 (07:57):
Because you're not going to get my Tarneki Bogan roots
out of me?

Speaker 7 (08:00):
No?

Speaker 4 (08:00):
Absolutely not a glass, No tell me, I can't.

Speaker 6 (08:05):
You've had a few Bergin roots, and he's had a
couple of roots.

Speaker 1 (08:08):
Not usually his type, but you know needs musks sometimes
biggest chooses anyway.

Speaker 4 (08:16):
So he uh, here's a he's created.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
A list of sixteen signs that you were more common
than you think. Okay, and some of these I was like, oh,
they're not very relatable to us. He's British. Like tie
clips is on it, you know, like a it's like
what is it? Like a bar that goes across a
tie like to.

Speaker 5 (08:33):
Down to stop it flapping around?

Speaker 4 (08:35):
There are a common darling too common, There a common
do so you shouldn't use one. You shouldn't use them
at all.

Speaker 5 (08:41):
Well, if you're getting ready for work this morning, you've
got a tie clip?

Speaker 4 (08:43):
How very common? Why? Why not?

Speaker 6 (08:46):
I thought they were I thought they were gold clips.
And then you get a little goal, you get your
match and cuff flanks.

Speaker 4 (08:52):
So yeah, that was the guy.

Speaker 1 (08:53):
Yeah, No, he is supposed to use more of a
nappy pin than a tie cleane.

Speaker 4 (08:59):
Yeah, I don't know. Yes, Okay, it's not.

Speaker 1 (09:01):
It's not you were jewelry Like, that's a bit garish.

Speaker 4 (09:04):
You would clip behind the time you can't see it.

Speaker 6 (09:07):
Yeah, big heat and a big, big old pin safety pin.

Speaker 1 (09:13):
Anyway, So that's one of them liquids.

Speaker 4 (09:15):
So very common. What yeah kidding me? The rare stinks
of middle class. I've been back on a bar. No,
because I'm trying to get through.

Speaker 6 (09:24):
I've got this nasty habit of getting things like toilet
trees and just dumping them in the bottom drawer of
our bathroom and it just gets full and never gets here.
I'm on, I'm on a big use everything in the drawer.
Are you using bars you've stolen from a hotel?

Speaker 1 (09:37):
No?

Speaker 5 (09:37):
Because I had to use the bar hotel at the weekend.
It was very dry. You don't get those. These are
like this one's got like exfoliating stuff on. It's got
like it smells really nice, and it's got it's got
some sort.

Speaker 4 (09:51):
Of oil on it, because when you finish, you don't
feel dry.

Speaker 5 (09:53):
Well Like it's got a sparple an electric gate and
a bar so common. The electric is broken, the spar
is once again broken.

Speaker 4 (10:02):
That didn't stay working for very long. We're never coming around.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
I know, we were never going to Eating on the street.

Speaker 4 (10:09):
Very common. I love eating on the.

Speaker 1 (10:14):
Truck. Yeah, he was just like, it's the food of
the common man, eating on the streets.

Speaker 4 (10:18):
It's great to be common.

Speaker 1 (10:20):
Holding a knife like a pen. But I thought we
were supposed to with the finger on top. Apparently common.
He said, you hold a knife like a knife.

Speaker 4 (10:25):
But I don't know. He doesn't go into detail in
this article. Hey, he's supposed to.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
Mounted televisions because if it's mounted, it's because it's so big.

Speaker 4 (10:31):
How very garish having a large all mounted. So he
thinks he should be sitting on a cabinet.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
Yes, a small, elegant television.

Speaker 4 (10:44):
I know.

Speaker 1 (10:44):
I'm like, God, I've got a huge television. Even now,
I'm like, I got a com bigger.

Speaker 4 (10:49):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (10:51):
Applying makeup in public, He's like, you should have done that,
very down market. Any grooming in public, in fact, is
it's a private thing, so.

Speaker 4 (10:59):
You should go to the bathroom, go to the public.

Speaker 1 (11:02):
Drinking gin and tonics, And he says, I know, it's
devastating it's a delightful weird drop.

Speaker 4 (11:07):
Very common.

Speaker 1 (11:09):
I mean, the gin and tonic is a common drink, focusoda,
gin andic, you know, whiskey, dry.

Speaker 4 (11:14):
Prosecco and lieu of champagne. Out that hurts? Does it
hurt you? Especially? Its me greatly, But you know you're
drinking proscco. But I prefer sometimes I prefer it. I
prefer it sweeter.

Speaker 1 (11:28):
Yeah, it's not as it's not as full on. Okay,
eating on public transport.

Speaker 4 (11:34):
I mean that goes without saying. Very unhygienick. He says.

Speaker 1 (11:38):
Personalized number plates, if you've got one of those, really common.
As Mark searching property values to it weekly, he was like,
how embarrassing, But the only value you have in your
home is it's monetary value.

Speaker 4 (11:53):
Hot tubs very common.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
Really, he said, it's a petri dish of filth whilst
microscopic chunks of your epidermis flow past love.

Speaker 5 (12:05):
I said, the filters, you get a filter for that.
I need to listen to this guy's podcast. He sounds very.

Speaker 4 (12:09):
Funny, so funny. The end of the month Instagram is
really funny.

Speaker 1 (12:13):
Number thirteen on his list of sixteen Taeltale signs. You're
more common than you think. Enjoying The Great British Baker.
He was like, it's just so common.

Speaker 6 (12:23):
Is he just trying to, like with this, just offend
as many people as possible, so more people are talking
about everyone loves that show totally okay.

Speaker 1 (12:33):
His last ones are trainers, in particular wearing addie ass,
trainers especially with like a suit, buying portraits.

Speaker 4 (12:42):
Buying portraits. Oh yeah, like if you've got like pictures
of yourself in your house. Oh yeah yeah. And he
said on number.

Speaker 1 (12:46):
Six, end this list to avoid he says, in quotes,
to avoid an all possible instances, salted caramel, how very.

Speaker 2 (12:54):
Common, playlet born and Hailey, blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah.

Speaker 4 (13:04):
This is the top six. Somebody posted and read it.

Speaker 6 (13:08):
Read it user the broken lanyard, yep, lanyard lanyard see
the bloken new will Deally County gave me the exact
amount of men I asked for on the first go.
And then he puts up a picture of the bag
where he's got farmland beef pistrami, which costs forty dollars
a kilogram, and the guy's giving him exactly one hundred
grams dels.

Speaker 4 (13:29):
That's good.

Speaker 1 (13:30):
What's what's your mark where you say take.

Speaker 5 (13:34):
A bit out or oh I don't really, I don't
do dally meats.

Speaker 4 (13:41):
Don't you? Oh will you carve your own?

Speaker 5 (13:48):
I'll do that bachelor's handbag. Da it's a Daly met No,
it's adjacent to the Dallas. It's got a sticker on it.
You know how much the price is not shave, not
messing around with old. Take a pinch out, put a
pinch more.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
And sometimes they take the pert If you say you
want two undergrams of shaved hand and they put it on,
it's too eight And they look at you like, come.

Speaker 4 (14:06):
On, yeah we're nearly at three.

Speaker 1 (14:08):
Yeah, you self monitor here.

Speaker 5 (14:12):
Yeah, force your hand rather by the packed already packed
pastrami or yeah longer. Yeah, it's so process.

Speaker 4 (14:23):
So much.

Speaker 6 (14:26):
So I want to I thought with the top six
other things that the supermarket to make it.

Speaker 5 (14:29):
Get Like when you pump, when you're pumping your own
fuel and it ends exactly in zero zero.

Speaker 4 (14:34):
Yeah, yeah, that's good. Take that out. That's good. I
don't realize this show was going to be so it's
a pretty horny.

Speaker 6 (14:42):
You get ready about to the sex horning things that
happened to the supermarket number six on the list. Shoving
the trolley and from a mile away, and it.

Speaker 4 (14:50):
Looks like it's not going to but then it does that. Cool?

Speaker 5 (14:54):
Does that like cool? Like a bowling water a bowling
all and goes. I had straight into the trolley behind. Yeah,
I put a trolley back in the trolley by. It
was really long in the car park and I just
heft it all the way to the end, did you go.

Speaker 4 (15:07):
I love it when they're loose and the you shove
it in.

Speaker 5 (15:10):
Yeah. There was no other trolley at the end, just
so I was first one.

Speaker 4 (15:18):
Just ram it.

Speaker 5 (15:19):
Sometimes you which one of you said when loosely put
it out? It was a half trolley, okay, so going
to miss up the full trolley.

Speaker 4 (15:29):
Because there's two things there's two.

Speaker 5 (15:30):
Lands only one? Oh well my problem.

Speaker 4 (15:34):
But were loosely done and then you just right everything up.
That's pretty good stuff as well. You would have been
a great trolley boy. I would have been.

Speaker 6 (15:44):
I also would have taken people's trolley on the way. Yeah,
it will be hot, because you know people are like
you love and be like oh no, I'm sorry, I'm
all I'm all loaded up. I don't take your trolley.
I'd stop and adding to the trolley to the thing,
I'd put a crashed the cars to number five and
the most of the top six things the Supermake at
the Baker go oh when you get the last of
something that's on special year nice.

Speaker 4 (16:05):
Yeah, Sometimes it's like it's not there and you look
look down and you've actually got the last right at
the back.

Speaker 5 (16:11):
Yeah, I got the last avocado and I wasn't no,
it was I cut it open expecting it to be
rubbish and it was actually really good.

Speaker 4 (16:19):
Oh my god. I could feel like you.

Speaker 6 (16:21):
Just assume at the end of the day the whole
lot of avocados that they have to just chunk, that
they just put somewhere.

Speaker 5 (16:26):
People have put a finger throughocados. Yeah, and when it's
like five avocados for five dollars and you're like, well,
half of these are going to be mush.

Speaker 4 (16:34):
Yeah, it's just just slamp. Not even good for a quak.

Speaker 6 (16:38):
Number four on the list of the top six things
that the Supermake at the Baker got popping in for
a few things and only getting a few things heard of.

Speaker 5 (16:45):
Yeah, it's wildly unheard of. Yeah, it's the great unachievable.
While I'm here, I actually might grabe some more on that.

Speaker 4 (16:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (16:52):
Number three on the list of the top six things
at the supermarket the maker gain when you know your
timing on the south serve machine and don't get any
are unexpected items and.

Speaker 4 (17:01):
The baggagery notification.

Speaker 5 (17:02):
It never goes smoothly, eh, yeah, because if you get there,
get to the end and then it's like like tap
to pay pass, please can put your thing in front
of the boop before it's even finished up.

Speaker 6 (17:16):
That feels good. Yeah, that all rolls through. It makes
it smooth. Number two in the least of the top
six things that the market the making. When the bananas
are perfectly yellow and there's a fat bunch of seven
four on the back thround the front, that's my favorite
bunch of bananas.

Speaker 4 (17:31):
It's a green.

Speaker 6 (17:32):
I need a you're my banana today. Look at this
horrendous piece of sho I can't it's gonna be the most.

Speaker 4 (17:41):
No no, no, no, no, no no no, it.

Speaker 6 (17:43):
Is yeah, perfect, it's in you're saying this a bit
of yeh the green to green.

Speaker 4 (17:50):
That's too even I wouldn't buy action. Yeah, do you
know what that's what happens when you're online shop. May
I approach the sidebar just like wet little sidebar? May
you may?

Speaker 1 (18:00):
When I was unwell, Aaron was nursing me on the teeth.

Speaker 4 (18:04):
On the breast he was.

Speaker 1 (18:07):
He was making me some toast and he said, what
do you want on the toast? And I said, peanut
butter and banana? Right?

Speaker 4 (18:13):
Normal?

Speaker 6 (18:13):
Yeah, never heard of it. No banana, honey and cinnamon.

Speaker 1 (18:17):
No peanut butter and banana. It's very normal, isn't it.
It's just like a very it's a common thing. It
was like banana on the peanut.

Speaker 5 (18:25):
He put the banana down fist and he tried to
peanut the banana.

Speaker 4 (18:28):
He's not he's not quite. I feel like that's something
he would do percent. But he was like, how do
you have the banana on it? I was like, slice it?

Speaker 1 (18:38):
But you're a dad. Dad's mash, Dad's mash. We don't
mash anyway.

Speaker 6 (18:43):
Number one of the those of the top sex things
at the serf market. They make you go when you
pull out a loaf of bread and the one behind
it goes.

Speaker 4 (18:50):
Slides down, Yeah, makes the slide sound and then does
a light puff the.

Speaker 5 (18:57):
Pu that's like when you get a drink at the
serve and you take it out and the other one
goes slip because it.

Speaker 4 (19:03):
Pushes it down.

Speaker 5 (19:04):
Yeah, it's on an angle, a little bit slider and
it looks really soft.

Speaker 4 (19:12):
Yeah, pillows, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (19:16):
Sexy stuff.

Speaker 4 (19:16):
Oh my god, this is a hot way to start
the show. It's hot.

Speaker 3 (19:19):
Today's Top six play Zims Fleschborn and Haley play z
Ms Fletchborn.

Speaker 1 (19:26):
And you know everyone can get thrush, regardless of genitals,
but it is often thought of mostly Yeah, something that
that aggressively attacks the vagina.

Speaker 5 (19:35):
And you've been out and proud, you've had three summers straight.

Speaker 1 (19:40):
Oh look, as a girl that loves to go to
the gym and wear jim leggings and then you go
through a hot summer, lot's gonna happen.

Speaker 4 (19:47):
I've had what is the athletes to thrush?

Speaker 5 (19:51):
That's thrush.

Speaker 4 (19:54):
I've had put thrush's every winter. It rush.

Speaker 5 (20:02):
That's why you're meant to it. Jandles at the pool
because that's one you swim. And if you use the
showers at the gym and the pool a lot, you're
asking for it.

Speaker 4 (20:10):
You are.

Speaker 1 (20:10):
It's moist environments like between the toes or the toes.
You know, that's just there's warm, moist environments. You can
get them on the on the on the willies right
for sure, but it's less because it's more external for
the vagina.

Speaker 4 (20:28):
Do you use the spray? No, you remedy.

Speaker 6 (20:33):
You don't use Cran's remedy, grands remedy in the gusset
of the panties or please say.

Speaker 1 (20:39):
That, please never say gusset of the please. Okay, I'm
only letting it slip because it's six forty two and
I'm feeling silly.

Speaker 4 (20:46):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (20:46):
No, Yeah, there's a cream, right, going to get your
your cream, and you can ask very confidently.

Speaker 4 (20:54):
Quietly, right. I feel like the people behind the counter
they don't care.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
They always ask you oral of vaginal and you're like,
read my tone, I just go.

Speaker 4 (21:06):
Then there's no thrush the mouth. If it was in
the mouth, I would be coming in and being like
I got the mouth thrush.

Speaker 1 (21:14):
Well, okay, I have not had it for years and long,
mack continue because there is a rise of something that
they are calling perma thrush, which is basically.

Speaker 4 (21:26):
Like perma frost. What's perma frost?

Speaker 6 (21:28):
Forever frost is you go in the Arctic, okay, right,
get too close to that in the.

Speaker 4 (21:33):
Ground and the you can't.

Speaker 5 (21:34):
Right, I've watched a bit of gold mining shows and
you'd know.

Speaker 1 (21:38):
Well, then you can probably work out what perma thrushes,
which is just a.

Speaker 4 (21:45):
Your circle the class you get to the North Parle.

Speaker 1 (21:50):
Yeah, the thrushes treatment resistant thrush, Jesus, and it is
coming about because Petro, I don't know this.

Speaker 5 (22:01):
Is okay for the record, please can we just say now,
do not use exit mold on your privates.

Speaker 1 (22:08):
Now sometimes when we speak and jest, people do think
that we're being serious.

Speaker 4 (22:11):
Yes, in moderation, use.

Speaker 1 (22:13):
Your exit mold and moderation, and not at all on
your genitals. So it's because people are often have maybe
they have a few symptoms down there, and they'll be
quick to take some anti fungal caniston.

Speaker 4 (22:27):
Or whatever to google what the mostole do you tang anti?

Speaker 1 (22:32):
It's not you. You can't take anti butties because it's
fung fung right, Okay, So you've got to take the communication.
I used to say that I don't shove some yoga
up there. I've never tried that.

Speaker 4 (22:43):
One, or just like a yo play.

Speaker 1 (22:46):
I don't think you do, like a chunky beery, like
like a chocolate you.

Speaker 4 (22:53):
I said, yoga, sir.

Speaker 6 (22:59):
There's literally evidence that applying plain yoga directly to your
vagina or how treat thrush. However, natural yogurt may help
soothe the area, right.

Speaker 1 (23:07):
If it's burning and it's in a nice cooling yogurt.

Speaker 4 (23:10):
It has to be a Greek yogurt. Greek.

Speaker 1 (23:12):
Okay, Sorry, I'm covering from a sickness and I cannot
handle these silly jokes. It's because people will get any
some of them down there little and they'll take it
and then becoming resistant.

Speaker 5 (23:23):
To Like how some STIs are becoming resistant to antibiots
because they're being used so much.

Speaker 1 (23:28):
They've been used too much, and it may result in
people that have permouthrush and they will just have to
instead take a daily medication to.

Speaker 4 (23:37):
Keep the oh wow, okay, bacteria or.

Speaker 1 (23:39):
Not the bacterias, all everything that's down there, keep all
balanced in that bay.

Speaker 5 (23:44):
We'll get onto your butchers, now, get on your boachers
and order.

Speaker 4 (23:47):
And don't put chocolate yoga up your dead ms.

Speaker 3 (23:50):
Flet Worn and Haley, it is so seily silly.

Speaker 4 (24:01):
Dad stole.

Speaker 5 (24:11):
Well Hollywood actress Jessica Chastein not happy. She was on
a six hour Jet Blue flight that's in America and
the inflight entertainment wasn't working for six hours.

Speaker 4 (24:23):
Sheer business the business.

Speaker 5 (24:25):
Yeah, I'd say so, because she said she tweeted or
xed saying, my flight was fifteen hundred US dollars and
you gave me a fifteen dollar credit for the screen
not working. They gave off a fifteen dollar voucher.

Speaker 4 (24:38):
Just put some music on.

Speaker 6 (24:39):
You've always and this is today's silly little pole. What
do you do for inflight entertainment? But where are your
own device? Or use the screens provided?

Speaker 5 (24:47):
Always have your own device with stuff because you can't
trust it backup that it's going to work or be
that there's anything good on the inflight entertainment.

Speaker 4 (24:56):
I've found recently.

Speaker 1 (24:57):
I mean I haven't done a lot of international flights,
you know, over the last few years, but this year
I did, and I thought, I thought it was great,
it was a good mix.

Speaker 4 (25:05):
And then I don't listen. I don't watch it on
my own device.

Speaker 1 (25:08):
It's too small listen to things. I don't have an iPad.

Speaker 4 (25:12):
Get yourself an iPad.

Speaker 5 (25:14):
I'm not going to buy an I think I want
to get an iPad for this exact reason.

Speaker 4 (25:19):
Yeah, and I travel a lot. I suppose it would
make sense. It's good stuff. Didn't you have an iPad?
Oh like twenteen years ago? Yeah? What do you do
for inflating time? And boo?

Speaker 6 (25:29):
Device is thirty four percent? Use the screens provided sixty
six percent? So still you know the majority of people
using these screens in flight? Yeah, Zach said, kindle or
phone in flight stuff is usually garbage.

Speaker 4 (25:42):
And who really wants to watch Friends for the thirtieth time?

Speaker 5 (25:45):
My I hate on a plane And they're like, here's
a series, and it's like, oh, it's season two, it's
four episodes.

Speaker 4 (25:52):
What are you doing? Like, I want to watch the
show from the start, the Weirdest Little Pecket.

Speaker 6 (25:58):
And you're like, yeah, have the first season, not the
last half of the first season. Yeah, yeah, yeah, the
first half of anything.

Speaker 4 (26:05):
Well, why don't airlines is pay for Netflix?

Speaker 1 (26:09):
Yeah, but the Wi Fi it won't work. That plane
Wi Fi is so bad.

Speaker 5 (26:14):
A lot of a lot of planes signing up to
Aline musks X Yeah, Starlink, Starlink which gives you amazing incident.

Speaker 4 (26:21):
Yeah, thank god.

Speaker 6 (26:24):
International carriers sometimes play upwards of ninety thousand dollars for
a license to show one movie over the period of
a couple of months. And these airlines now feature one
hundred movies at a time, when twenty years ago they
only carried ten or twelve.

Speaker 4 (26:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (26:35):
Yeah, because you remember back in the day there was
like those big screens and you'd all watch the same movie.

Speaker 4 (26:40):
Yeah, and you had no choice. Insane.

Speaker 6 (26:43):
Yeah. Some more feedback on it. ARTERA says, depends on
the flight domestic, my own international, their screen. Oh yeah,
oh yeah, BT says, because I don't want to hear
all the pilots talking about what's happening on the flight.

Speaker 4 (26:59):
Yes, that's another cause. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (27:02):
And if I have ten minutes left in my movie
and it's been interrupted by them telling me that to
prepare the cabin for landing, all the way, we're running early,
and then they cut off, and the movies that only
one volume, and the speaker makes my ear bleeds with
that volume.

Speaker 5 (27:15):
Sometimes I think they're preparing the cabin for landing so early.

Speaker 4 (27:19):
I know, we're too prepared. We're to stop being so prepared.
We can do it. You're a little less preparation in
your movies.

Speaker 6 (27:25):
Yeah, got to skit a saw neck if you're looking
at your own device or too long.

Speaker 4 (27:30):
No, you've got your tuck it in the frame.

Speaker 5 (27:32):
Well, I've brought that thing off Ali Express for like
two dollars and it clips into the seat and holds
holds it up there. I do load up my own
with content, but that's for when I'm waiting at the
airport more than on the plane.

Speaker 4 (27:43):
Oh yeah, Becker says.

Speaker 6 (27:45):
I like to watch movies on the flight, and I
usually find something I haven't seen yet. If I use
my phone or laptop, I just watched the same stuff
I always watch. Yeah, Mason owned device. Games can be
played and draft emails that can be sent when I land.

Speaker 5 (27:59):
He's a businessman on the plane. Business business, Samantha. I'd
like to use both.

Speaker 6 (28:04):
Usually have a TV show or a movie playing on
the screen and then playing a game on my phone
at the same time.

Speaker 5 (28:09):
She's double screening on the plane. Something madness, Robbie. I
download yeah, self diagnosed.

Speaker 2 (28:15):
Of course.

Speaker 6 (28:16):
I download a whole bunch from my streaming apps to
watch on the plane. Sometimes there is skipping. There is
skipping on the ones provided on the plane. I'm I'm
by sexual dice. How would you say it, vice Visyl,
because it's she's taken out the die.

Speaker 5 (28:36):
I would have said by Devisal as well by visil
by vice by Visyl.

Speaker 4 (28:40):
My own choice is.

Speaker 6 (28:40):
Locked and noted, but sometimes strolls through for some surprises
on the infa entertainment to see what they've got.

Speaker 5 (28:45):
Maybe there's a movie you've always wanted to see. Yea
and Brand asks a question, whatever happened to cinema releases
being available on the planes?

Speaker 4 (28:52):
It's all older stuff now again, it's probably some new releases.

Speaker 5 (28:56):
It really depends what airline you're on, like, you know,
like the airline you were on, like Singapore, Like yeah,
the bigger relines have like way more movies.

Speaker 4 (29:06):
Yeah, and quite good modern stuff dry lack.

Speaker 3 (29:10):
Play, ZM, fleshed one and Hailey.

Speaker 1 (29:12):
Now apparently hot girls sleep with teddy beers.

Speaker 4 (29:16):
Now you know me.

Speaker 1 (29:16):
I've had my teddy bear since I was three years old.
Yeah yeah, Kali Kualie, I've got them tattooed on my
upper thigh so that if anyone wants to visit that area,
they know, they know my priorities. I've got a cat,
I've got my cat, yep, I've got my family quote
and I've got a teddy bear.

Speaker 5 (29:31):
They know that you'll at least be number four on there.

Speaker 4 (29:34):
And I've got a j for Jess, So you're actually
number five.

Speaker 5 (29:36):
You're five on the list of priorities. If you are
lucky to.

Speaker 1 (29:40):
Be visiting my upper thigh, you get to see your rankings.
But apparently the people are sharing online and even Margot
Robbie jumped on board with this. Real sleeps with her
teddy beer and she is undeniably a hot woman. Yeah,
and it started a debate online that hot women sleep
with their teddy beers.

Speaker 4 (29:58):
And it's true.

Speaker 1 (29:59):
I know lots of friends of mine that still have
some form of a mankey bear that sits there priority doll?

Speaker 5 (30:06):
Or is it always a beer? A soft Okay, it's
always something. It's a hard doll, right, What are you
sleeping with?

Speaker 4 (30:12):
A barbie?

Speaker 5 (30:14):
Old creepy dogs that move the shoulders and it's the
rest of it's like stuffed. No, it's got that.

Speaker 1 (30:24):
And everyone's coming out online and showing off their soft
toys and they're terrible. Do you know I've actually been
trying to find someone that will clean.

Speaker 4 (30:31):
My teddy beer. But you don't want to risk it
because I don't want to rescue, but he is What
about a delicate wash?

Speaker 1 (30:38):
If you are even suggesting putting him into a washing machine,
you are sorely mistaken.

Speaker 5 (30:46):
Could you dry clean him? Because what's dry cleaning spread?
They spray, right, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (30:53):
I got a suit back from the dry clean and
it still had a smudge on the collar.

Speaker 4 (30:56):
I'm quite upset. It was a fifty eight dollars dry clean.
Dry cleaning got real exp Did they get expensed when
they couldn't?

Speaker 6 (31:03):
I mean they weren't allowed to just tip their things
down the storm grain great anymore?

Speaker 4 (31:08):
The chemical?

Speaker 5 (31:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (31:09):
Is that why I got to expense it?

Speaker 5 (31:11):
I think because I only ever get my suit done,
my one suit that I wear four times a year.

Speaker 4 (31:15):
Yeah, and each time you get it clean and EV
and I get it dry clean.

Speaker 5 (31:18):
And I used to I feel like it used to
be twenty five thirty dollars and now it's like sixty. Yeah.
Sleeping bag clean, Oh yeah, when I went to Anchor Island,
just in case it had been intense.

Speaker 6 (31:29):
One soiled soil. But you take a sleeping bag and
dry cleaners and you're just a sleeping bag. And they
look at you like what arendously he's.

Speaker 5 (31:37):
Had a Dreaman has it and he's left it.

Speaker 4 (31:41):
There for seventeen years. We need to sleep longer than that.

Speaker 1 (31:45):
No, I wouldn't trust taking a Teddy beer there though, Yeah, he.

Speaker 5 (31:49):
At least do you sleep with a teddy beer or
a soft toy?

Speaker 4 (31:52):
Still to this day?

Speaker 8 (31:54):
Yeah, I still have my little frog and I have
a little little Frog?

Speaker 4 (31:58):
Yeah? Is it aur? Is it a rip off? It
a budget kermit?

Speaker 8 (32:01):
Oh my gosh, what is that book where the frog
has spots colored spots on its back?

Speaker 4 (32:07):
No, that's a toad, isn't it? No colored spots?

Speaker 5 (32:10):
Frog?

Speaker 4 (32:13):
Really gonna miss?

Speaker 8 (32:15):
Anyways, I have I and I actually have two of
them because when I was a kid, Mum used to
spop them out and not tell me, like.

Speaker 6 (32:21):
A key, the key if you buy one and they
get attached to it if you buy lots of them, right,
so when they're like in their later twenties and thirties
and forties, they've still got their souls.

Speaker 1 (32:33):
Not the same that's on my bed because lots of
people And Shannon, do you sleep.

Speaker 4 (32:36):
With a tidy body frog? Little left? And I'm going
to have to google it? You google literally yesterday.

Speaker 1 (32:42):
My parents were like, all right, when you moved out,
you left ninety percent of your stuff here.

Speaker 4 (32:46):
We got to go through it. Yesterday.

Speaker 8 (32:48):
I donated a bunch of my toys, but I still
kept like three or.

Speaker 4 (32:51):
Four of them. Yeah, it is hard goodbye. I love
them so much.

Speaker 1 (32:54):
Because Lady Gaga shared like all of her little toys
that she sleeps with Molly May, who's like a you know.

Speaker 4 (33:00):
British, what do you do? What would you do though?

Speaker 5 (33:02):
If you hand like Froggy or your toy and you
met a guy and you're going to bring them back
to your house, would you hide the toy?

Speaker 4 (33:08):
No?

Speaker 1 (33:09):
Aaron must learn to respect Qually, and he has over
the years.

Speaker 4 (33:13):
It's like a litmus test of if they're a douchebag.

Speaker 1 (33:15):
Yeah, it is a if they're like, ooh, you can
throw it across the room, I'm like, I'll throw you
across the room and not on a sexy way.

Speaker 2 (33:25):
Play z ms Fletchbourne and Hayley.

Speaker 4 (33:28):
Do you know what season we've vented?

Speaker 6 (33:30):
Spring is one of my favorite seasons water blasting season.

Speaker 1 (33:34):
Oh yeah, I've only even water blasted a house once
and it was really fun.

Speaker 5 (33:40):
It's one of my favorite things to do. And I
notice a lot of things that need water blasting. And
I'm whenever anybody friend of the show.

Speaker 6 (33:48):
Yeah Ryan teeth, Yes, and realist that agent every time
he puts up his the obvious on his real estate page. Yeah,
I say, the obvious thing here is that water blast.
That deck needs a to blast in a resting. Yeah,
the obvious thing here. If I was going to sell
my house, I definitely water blast the dick. You'd be
amazing the amount of people that have got a pool
area with a non water blast.

Speaker 4 (34:09):
Do you know what needs a water blast?

Speaker 5 (34:10):
And because I did a little bit of driving at
the weekend, the main sign into t rail Ah.

Speaker 4 (34:16):
The whole thing is you've got, for Christ's sake, someone
get a wit and forget on it. You get to
get a don't walk away.

Speaker 5 (34:25):
If I was in charge of social media for a
witner forget or something one hundred like oh we're driving
right here, we simply couldn't have it.

Speaker 4 (34:32):
And just put it out. Yeah, don't ask good to
do it.

Speaker 5 (34:35):
It was signed, you know the big ones that say
where the road goes and the main road needs.

Speaker 4 (34:40):
A hard water blast, Like I don't know.

Speaker 5 (34:43):
I think it's just in a spot where it just
doesn't get a lot of sun.

Speaker 1 (34:47):
You gotta be careful that you can't water blast everything.
Our house is really dirty, like it's because we live
near the pine forest, so it gets all that.

Speaker 4 (34:54):
Pollen and it's dirty.

Speaker 1 (34:56):
And I was like, well, you need a water blast,
and Aaron was like, absolutely not house brush for you know,
the proper attachment.

Speaker 4 (35:05):
Water blast. Yeah. I love water blasts.

Speaker 5 (35:07):
Your favorite time of the year. So I was water
blasting some long story. Yep, I reckon, try to keep
it tighter. Cut to this radio. And I was water
blasting wood because it needs to be repainted.

Speaker 4 (35:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (35:21):
And when I was finished, I spun around with the
water blaster. Yeah, being a bit silly because it makes
me feel good. I spun around with the water blaster
and just put a streak across our world.

Speaker 4 (35:31):
Got two water tanks, too old concrete water tanks.

Speaker 5 (35:34):
I put a streak across that and it was at
that stage I was like, that's a dirty water tank.

Speaker 4 (35:39):
Now.

Speaker 6 (35:39):
I said, I was only going to be five minutes
water blasting something. So then I was another hour water
blasting because I decided I was going to water blast
one of the two water tanks.

Speaker 5 (35:46):
Because the problem is, like you can't have any streaks
or anything left.

Speaker 6 (35:50):
You've got to be so thorough. Yeah, that's a good
thing about concrete. Wood unforgiving. If you go too close
and you you take too much off, it can be
damaging to the wood.

Speaker 4 (35:59):
You can gouger, Yeah, totally.

Speaker 6 (36:01):
But concrete it's a bit more fun to water blast
because you can just really color it.

Speaker 5 (36:05):
And I do love the time lets of a driveway.

Speaker 6 (36:09):
Dirty hocksy outside tiles are also a beautiful Yeah, blast
a bit easier than concrete sometimes. So I was water
blasting and I felt my phone vibrating. It's the lad's
chat and it's popping off about something.

Speaker 5 (36:21):
So I just send a video, oh yeah, of me
water blast in the tank, and my mate Johnny replied
saying I could watch forty minutes of that.

Speaker 4 (36:28):
So a video called the.

Speaker 6 (36:31):
And they couldn't hear me because of the loud. Yeah,
because I run a petrol powered water blaster.

Speaker 5 (36:37):
Yea electric water blasting listeners, but throw up, get some
real power behind.

Speaker 4 (36:44):
That's really bad. One hundred PSI catture water blaster, right, And.

Speaker 6 (36:50):
So I was wood of blasting and it was just
a live gall and I couldn't talk because it was
too loud. Yeah, and so they were all kind of
catching up. And then there was a bit where everybody
just went quiet and watched me because one my mate
it was it was like, I think he's getting to
the duty as part of the tech. He's going to
be the south side facing part of the tech.

Speaker 5 (37:06):
Did you just set up a camera that I was
just holding it was one handed? Oh yeah, because so
our water glast has got a trigger, you gotta put
cable tie it. I cable tied the trigger on because
because then I can just did you get a sore finger?

Speaker 4 (37:20):
So that's why that's why I get a sore hands more.

Speaker 1 (37:22):
You got to exercise grip strength just that you get
those machines that you.

Speaker 6 (37:27):
Yeah, get the grip strength up. No, I just cable
tied it on. And then there was just this dead
silence as I was water blasting.

Speaker 5 (37:33):
The Wow, the real beautiful to watch. It is beautiful
to wine, a.

Speaker 4 (37:37):
Beautiful way to connect.

Speaker 5 (37:39):
Maybe you should go live next time, Like I'm thinking
about that.

Speaker 4 (37:42):
Next time you do a water blast, people would let
that up. Yeah, I'd lap it up. Actually, I'd watch
a bit of that.

Speaker 6 (37:46):
Yeah, I might actually because it was and there's what
I don't think that was what tanks have.

Speaker 4 (37:50):
Ever been planed. And I found a number on it.

Speaker 6 (37:54):
I think it was thirty, no, seventeen bar three Okay,
so that that tells me they were installed on this
made on the seventeenth of March, but it doesn't say
what year old though.

Speaker 4 (38:04):
If they're concrete, see, this.

Speaker 5 (38:07):
Should be a sport on like you know they have
d like sheep sheering, Yeah, water water and you each
get like the same square of mossy concrete.

Speaker 6 (38:18):
Drive very hard to get it get like or you
find a driveway and you have a lay each yep, yeah,
you mark the driveway and.

Speaker 5 (38:28):
You better do it fastest, but also the best job.

Speaker 1 (38:31):
Ye're about the lines, you know about those lines.

Speaker 6 (38:34):
It would have been like Formula one, like it would
be different brands of water blasters. Oh maybe you could
be Team Can't Hailey, could be Team Makita.

Speaker 4 (38:43):
Do they do one? They do one? Sent a d one? Yeah,
I think i've with a Hondre engine.

Speaker 5 (38:50):
Okay, yeah you're water racing.

Speaker 1 (38:56):
Yeah yeah, yeah, okay, I'm plugging. I I feel a
but embarrassed.

Speaker 5 (39:01):
Yeah, somebody make that happen. I'd watch that. It probably
is water Blake Championship. Water Blasting Championships. I feel like
middle a miracle would do this. Oh yeah, and they'll
all have like branded T shirts.

Speaker 4 (39:18):
Sponsors the works blast.

Speaker 5 (39:22):
I don't think there is something that can'ture or some
kind of brand should do or might a team should
do it? Yeah, wa championships. Love that great idea.

Speaker 4 (39:32):
Are you finding anything you could? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (39:36):
Maybe I will the west Auckland ideas. But little little
little Lazy.

Speaker 2 (39:47):
Plays it. MS Fletchborn and Haley plays it. MS Fletchborne
and Hailey.

Speaker 4 (39:52):
You really hit the O and please yeah.

Speaker 1 (39:55):
Pause Pas, It's Sabrina Carpenter.

Speaker 5 (40:05):
I'm just channeling my Catholic kill like a lot now
shape where shapewear is something that all women know. I've
been getting a lot of targeted advertising for the skims.
Is that Kim Kardashian she's doing the men's doing the
men's skims.

Speaker 4 (40:22):
I get more advertising for the female skims.

Speaker 1 (40:24):
It's crazy. It's crazy that you're looking at different content.

Speaker 4 (40:28):
But the algorithms like, I want to see.

Speaker 5 (40:30):
A bulky crazy the algorithm thinks you're female or just
really interested in in the form of a woman.

Speaker 4 (40:37):
Well, you know me, there's no better form.

Speaker 1 (40:40):
Yeah, there's nothing worse than than bad shapewear though, and
shape wear is expensive.

Speaker 4 (40:45):
You have no idea like.

Speaker 5 (40:46):
What is shape shape wears just big undies, sorts.

Speaker 1 (40:50):
There's body suits, there's shapewear for the torso, there's shorts,
there's big undies, there's snap crotch, there's thongs, there's all sorts.

Speaker 4 (41:00):
I've got snap crotch ones.

Speaker 1 (41:01):
And I was on stage once and I moved to
vigorously and raw dog.

Speaker 6 (41:07):
The snaps the domes go under the in the coach heir.

Speaker 4 (41:11):
I know actors came. It's not gray.

Speaker 1 (41:16):
It's not comfortable, but where if you're wearing a full
you know, like top to bottom, you need the snap
crotch because otherwise you gotta peel little off to go
for a week or I'll get to the site and
that's just a mess. Not to say that I haven't
looked to the side before, but it's not ideal.

Speaker 4 (41:34):
So much potential for sprayage so much.

Speaker 1 (41:37):
Anyway, there is a company called Nicks k n I
X American, I believe, and they do shape wear very
similar vibe to skims to Kim's brand, and she does
such good shape wear. Say what you will about Kim
Kardashian Skims rules like it does great stuff. But Next

(41:58):
has a similar kind of vibe.

Speaker 4 (41:59):
But they've got this thing. What's it called.

Speaker 1 (42:01):
I just saw it shape wear, perfect cut shapewear, And
it's a one piece thing that has like a singlet,
a bra across the tummy and then shorts and it's
designed to be It's got all these lines that you
can cut and custom make it to whatever dress you'll
you may be wearing, so you would lie back and

(42:23):
you can cut it out the back right and not
just like Willy Nelly. I suppose you could buy anything
and cut it out, but it's actually got guides you
can go like okay, low back or plunging neckline, or
like you've got to slit up one leg, so you
gotta cut off one of the thighs.

Speaker 5 (42:35):
But and I'm kissing, even if you wanted to go
in between, you just kind of cut halfway between the lines.

Speaker 4 (42:40):
Yeah, I spose it.

Speaker 1 (42:41):
That's when I was trying to work out, going like oh,
if you cut too low on something, but you know,
if you cut it for one dress, it wouldn't work
for the other.

Speaker 4 (42:49):
But I suppose you just cut lower and then you
can always wear it on a high.

Speaker 5 (42:52):
L I guess you could get a friend to kind
of get a pin or a sharpie and just like
you could do.

Speaker 4 (42:57):
You have to hem it because it'll just fry after.
The way that.

Speaker 1 (43:01):
They've done it though, is they've made these kind of
guidelines so where you cut.

Speaker 5 (43:06):
It with Oh, so that's why you would have to
cut where the lines are because it's yeah.

Speaker 1 (43:12):
So it's customizable shape with you, and everyone's like, this
is genius because you can't find the right thing all
the time. You'd always get a dress that you're like,
oh god, it's got a high neck and a low
back or a slit hereh.

Speaker 5 (43:25):
So if it's not, if it's not perfect when you
put it on, you make it perfect perfect. You just
how expensive are these? Because I wouldn't trust mess. I
don't have good enough scissors. I need mum's good sew.

Speaker 4 (43:39):
Do you think this is sewing?

Speaker 5 (43:41):
Do you think as a fully favor old man, i'd
be allowed to use mum's sewing scissors.

Speaker 4 (43:44):
Now I.

Speaker 1 (43:49):
Cannot keep scissors where I want the scissors to be
in the house.

Speaker 4 (43:51):
They all become renovation or in the second drawer.

Speaker 1 (43:54):
Yeah, mine, we're in the second drawer from my kitchen scissors.
They've become renovation scissors. The renovations as god knows where
they are. I bought left handed sewing.

Speaker 4 (44:04):
Okay, and he's right hand because you know, yeah, he's
right handed.

Speaker 1 (44:07):
I was like left handed for me, and I want
to be making some cushions. I've got my sewing machine back.
You gotta be doing this.

Speaker 4 (44:13):
They've ended up in the reno box.

Speaker 1 (44:14):
I threw him outside the other day cutting bloody string
for something. Oh no, they've ended up there. He's using
mum sewing scissors. He's using handed swings.

Speaker 6 (44:23):
I found some premium German crafted carbon steel yarn scissors.
So this is just more for the sewing, okay, the
knitting and stuff on team for a dollar fifty.

Speaker 4 (44:33):
One, they're not going to be great.

Speaker 1 (44:34):
I think website they do say you've got to you
have to use fabric scissors like goods.

Speaker 5 (44:39):
But then just go to spotline and get some victual victual.

Speaker 4 (44:46):
Knives.

Speaker 6 (44:46):
Yeah, they've got a pair of tailors. There's twenty six
centimeter Taylor says is for seventy five dollars.

Speaker 4 (44:51):
Oh, okay, that's goin expense.

Speaker 6 (44:53):
It's really fourteen twenty eight for fabric scissors, professional heavy
duty saysors for leather sewing on team leather sewing.

Speaker 4 (45:01):
What do we making? Chaps? We are we making?

Speaker 5 (45:08):
Some people meant what what is the name of these?

Speaker 4 (45:10):
Again? Just next? Stop? Okay?

Speaker 5 (45:12):
And then shipped to New Zealand.

Speaker 1 (45:16):
And I will say horrendously expensive. Okay, okay, right, I
just say, let your lumpy bits loose?

Speaker 4 (45:21):
Yeah, or could you just cut.

Speaker 1 (45:24):
You just get some cheap get a kmar and cut it.

Speaker 4 (45:26):
Yeah, why not give it a go?

Speaker 5 (45:29):
Give it a Next on the show, I want to
talk about body hair removal gone wrong.

Speaker 4 (45:35):
We've all done it. Chapel Rode.

Speaker 5 (45:38):
I'm getting pear pressure into going as Chapel Rode to
the Halloween party.

Speaker 4 (45:41):
By the way, great, that's great. Yeah, I don't know
if I.

Speaker 2 (45:45):
Would be plays Itims Fletchborn and Haley.

Speaker 4 (45:47):
Here is a woman.

Speaker 1 (45:50):
Called le Gusia, and she has caused a bit of
kerfuffle online because she shared a video of her waxing
her three year old's mono brown.

Speaker 4 (46:03):
Oh like young.

Speaker 1 (46:05):
Kids get that real, like fluffy forehead and stuff and
especially like she's Hispanic.

Speaker 4 (46:10):
You know she's she's she's has the hairy jeans.

Speaker 5 (46:13):
Yeah, you know she's got some free to Carlo. Oh yeah,
what's do you say?

Speaker 4 (46:17):
Last name? Carlo? Carlo freda eyebrows going, she does, man
and but she's three years old.

Speaker 1 (46:26):
And I think that's the debate that people were like,
one waxing painful and then you start.

Speaker 4 (46:31):
Like it just doesn't get rid of it.

Speaker 1 (46:33):
Yeah, it'll come back and you're just gonna wax it
from three years old.

Speaker 4 (46:40):
Just wasn't that a thing? Like like mums are always like, don't.

Speaker 1 (46:45):
Start, don't start, because when you say you can't start, yeah,
that was my mum was shaving. She was always like,
as long as you can hold off of shaving. Because also,
laser wasn't really a thing back.

Speaker 4 (46:56):
When I was kid. I took my three year old
for laser.

Speaker 1 (47:00):
Know what?

Speaker 4 (47:01):
When I was young? How old I have been?

Speaker 1 (47:04):
Anyway, I want to talk about your first ever hear
removal stories, the good, the bad, the ugly, because this
reminded me of when I was eleven years old. I
too sported somewhat of a mono brown and I had
really bushy eyebrows, which now suck it.

Speaker 4 (47:21):
You know.

Speaker 1 (47:21):
I'm like, get a line. You will want these little slugs.
And I've had them from day one. My dad's got
Scottish jeans.

Speaker 6 (47:30):
Are the thin brows making another run.

Speaker 1 (47:35):
You're home, embracing so much of matus culture, but not that.

Speaker 5 (47:38):
Because you're hoping for the thin, because you got yours
permanently tattoed.

Speaker 1 (47:44):
Pamela Anderson lines. But I so, I I remember I
was teased. Someone teased me about my bushy eyebrows.

Speaker 4 (47:51):
I scored this teasing.

Speaker 1 (47:52):
No, No, this was at public, was at public intermediae before.

Speaker 4 (47:59):
Love to Yeah, and I.

Speaker 1 (48:01):
Got teas favving bushy eyebrows because it was the nineties
and thin brows were in. And I cried to my
mum and I said, lou can I get my eyebrows done?
And She's like fine, And she took me to this
small beauty clinic in Eastbourne where I lived, and said
to the woman, look, she's eleven years old. We don't
need anything dramatic. She just wants them to be tidied
up a little bit. Yeah, you know, And so the

(48:23):
woman she tweezed them, and I came out with pamn
archers like the thinnest archers that I'll take say, took
like six seven years to grow back properly, so bad,
and I had to go from from school one day
with these big, bushy eyebrows to these thin, plut little
We teased for that, yes.

Speaker 4 (48:44):
Because I was so dramatic. It was terrible.

Speaker 5 (48:49):
She didn't Yeah, she didn't follow through with that brief,
did she?

Speaker 4 (48:51):
Yeah? Exactly.

Speaker 1 (48:52):
And then when I and then I did all sorts
of hair removal because you know, I'm a hearing woman.
This is before laser and sometimes it's just and young
people are just.

Speaker 4 (49:01):
Like the laser. Because we were at school. It wasn't
It started when I was at high school and.

Speaker 1 (49:11):
There was yeah, totally bored from high school on.

Speaker 4 (49:16):
It was y. It was a weird conversation. Just used
the laser cutter in the middlework room and just right
down anyway.

Speaker 6 (49:25):
We always remember, I've got the Nike check down there too.
It was a big brand at the time.

Speaker 4 (49:28):
It was that's why I've got the Playboy.

Speaker 1 (49:31):
You know, we all remember the first time that we
dabbled and here removal.

Speaker 4 (49:35):
The VT the V.

Speaker 5 (49:37):
Everybody's burnt a layer of skin of off with VS.

Speaker 4 (49:40):
Yeah, we want to know.

Speaker 1 (49:41):
Yeah, and in your intimate areas whole Lord, we want
to know your first heir removal stories, like how badly
did it go?

Speaker 4 (49:50):
What did you try?

Speaker 5 (49:51):
Maybe you were like doing it in secretly, you went
to the supermarket to get some wax or some here.

Speaker 4 (49:58):
Advice. Oh my god, Okay, they're already coming in.

Speaker 1 (50:02):
So many Okay, oh my god, there's so many oh
eight hundred dollars at Amazon number.

Speaker 4 (50:07):
Give us a call. You can text through nine six
nine six.

Speaker 1 (50:09):
So many people attempting Brazilians on their own for the
first time and then just having to.

Speaker 4 (50:14):
Bail with hard wax in there.

Speaker 5 (50:17):
Give us a call your first hair removal disaster.

Speaker 4 (50:20):
God, I'm loving there's a text that starts did my.

Speaker 5 (50:23):
Balls like shaving waxing?

Speaker 4 (50:29):
Uh for a date night? Somebody messaging will shoot.

Speaker 1 (50:35):
So they did my balls when I was eighteen nineteen
for a date night, left it on too long, ended
up with chemical burns and blister balls some on the shaft.
I rang my mum in tears. She offered no help,
just laughed at me and told me I was a
stupid twat.

Speaker 5 (50:49):
Somebody said they are waxy buttthole shot.

Speaker 4 (50:54):
If you leave the wax on at Hardam's.

Speaker 5 (50:55):
Yeah, Georgie, this was a monobrow situation.

Speaker 7 (50:59):
Yeah, so I was about ten years old and thought
I had him on ee brow probably definitely didn't like ginger,
and the hair would have been quite long.

Speaker 4 (51:07):
Oh my god.

Speaker 7 (51:09):
I took to mum's razor and I ended up accidentally
shaving one of them completely off, and then the other
one the other I had like a little bit of
here no heir and a little bit of yre and
looked at my son, thought Mum's gonna flip and kill me.
So naturally I put plasters, one on each eyebrow.

Speaker 6 (51:28):
Of course, when you put the pastor on, you could
then draw eyebrows on the plaster perhaps, But then.

Speaker 7 (51:39):
Mom then I come out, and then goes, what the
hell have you done? And naturally go oh, I fell
on my face and just and just fell on your
eyebrows and was like yeah, yeah.

Speaker 9 (51:51):
Just hands didn't help it all.

Speaker 4 (51:54):
How long did it take for the eyebrow to grow back?

Speaker 1 (51:58):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (51:58):
Well, once I took because Mom goes, I take them
off slowly or you'll pull all the hair off, and
so I took them off really fast though, thinking oh
I took her but she knew I'd shape them off
and I had to go get them waxed.

Speaker 7 (52:11):
So I just get the shape back because I grew
bit kind of funny.

Speaker 4 (52:14):
Yeah they do. They grow back straight and sharp.

Speaker 5 (52:18):
Georgie, thank you for sharing, Josh, your first ear removal whoopsie.

Speaker 10 (52:24):
Yeah, so my first hair removal, whoopsie. I went into
a little Botteq cosmetology place to get laser hair removal.

Speaker 4 (52:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (52:31):
Yeah, I have a pretty thick beard, so it's a
pain in the ass. Sorry to shave my neck hair.

Speaker 4 (52:37):
Yeah, you can say.

Speaker 10 (52:38):
And I started being laser removed.

Speaker 4 (52:41):
Yeah, and how did it go all over my neck? Oh? Blisters?

Speaker 10 (52:48):
Yeah, they were like puffing. It was pretty nasty. A
mollet off of work, just to uh. I couldn't move
my neck left or right. It was just kind of
a second place.

Speaker 6 (52:59):
Did they juice up the power to mature? Did you
have get some sun on it?

Speaker 4 (53:02):
Or yeah?

Speaker 11 (53:03):
I told it.

Speaker 10 (53:04):
They're like, how much pain can you endure? And I
told him I have a pretty high pen part.

Speaker 5 (53:08):
No, no, no, And.

Speaker 4 (53:13):
Did you go back?

Speaker 10 (53:14):
The same is getting the tattoo, but yeah, it did
not turn out well afterwards.

Speaker 5 (53:18):
Yeah, it would be sensitive on the neck. Though, did
you go back and get more sessions or was that
you retired from laser hair?

Speaker 10 (53:25):
I retired from it. I have like permanent scars now.
Luckily the hair grew back in some places. But it's like,
oh my god, white scarring on my neck now, yeah.

Speaker 4 (53:34):
Oh my god, your poor thing. That sounds horrible. I
mean congression. You're throwing a nice stick be it though. Yeah,
I keep your takes coming in.

Speaker 5 (53:42):
There are so many nice sex nine sex we get
tomorrow those next.

Speaker 4 (53:45):
I went hundred times. Good morning to our Indian listeners
as well of U.

Speaker 5 (53:50):
Mama's under fire for waxing her three year old's monobrow,
and it's got us onto the first hair removal stories.
You're disaster and there are so many messages coming in
that we're thinking we might do a special spellover podcast. Yeah,
especially because some of the stories are a bit X rated. Yeah, yeah,

(54:13):
some text messages and good morning. I belong to an
Indian family from Fiji, grew up very strict. I've got
a hiding from my mum when my sister.

Speaker 6 (54:20):
Caught me shaving. Oh okay, yeah, we don't know what leagues. Yeah,
just once you start.

Speaker 4 (54:27):
You've got to keep going out. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's
the start of forever. But then you can't be too
here because then you get teased.

Speaker 1 (54:33):
There's no winning, there's no winning. But you also, really
what we need to address is stop bullying people.

Speaker 6 (54:39):
Yeah, the things, because if it was an all girls school,
you'd think all girls would be in the same situation, right,
and you know that it's a thing, it's just a thing.
But yeah, but they also know if everyone's pecking on
another person, they're not pecking on them.

Speaker 4 (54:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (54:52):
It's a classic diversion situation. If someone's got to get
picked on, it rather it someone else, not me, not mine.
Teenage what did you just say, Yeah, that thing in
the middle.

Speaker 1 (55:01):
I gave it a pluck yesterday. Actually, oh my god,
mine is so bad. I didn't realize because I've got
quite dark lights in my bathroom. And then I was
in Danita and I looked in the mirror.

Speaker 4 (55:09):
I was like, here's a few.

Speaker 5 (55:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (55:11):
Yeah, they pop up so quick too. You do a
check one day and you're fresh, nothing in there, And then.

Speaker 1 (55:16):
You have a look the next day and there's three
three bit my brows done, three big bad ones in there.
Um gees, I got teased from my bushy eyebrows, amongst
other things. My first year of high school.

Speaker 6 (55:27):
So I shaved what I was hoping would be above
and under the eyebrow, ended up shaving off half of
one of them. I had strict parents, so it was
never allowed makeup. Yeah, it's taken sixteen years to grow
back because the salon threated the same three did the
same one half off because they were following what they
thought was.

Speaker 4 (55:43):
The natural line of you got to get yourself a
good brow.

Speaker 1 (55:48):
Gal.

Speaker 6 (55:49):
My partner will kill me if he hears this. I think,
I honestly think that once you find your brow goal.
Oh boy, brow boy, brow gow.

Speaker 4 (55:58):
I've never had my brows done by a boy. You've
got a hold on to them, don't you. That's the
like here.

Speaker 1 (56:03):
I only trust Indian women with a piece of string
in their teeth.

Speaker 4 (56:06):
Thread. Yeah, they know, they know.

Speaker 1 (56:09):
I told you once I was getting some downstairs maintenance
and she asked me if I was a bit Indian
because of my here pat I said, no, you just
hear Cube say about me.

Speaker 6 (56:31):
There's something else down there that's definitely not Africa.

Speaker 4 (56:33):
Oh yeah, that was the definitely not saying the giveaway.

Speaker 2 (56:39):
Yeah, plays Fleshborn and Haley play z ms Fletchborne and Hailey.

Speaker 1 (56:46):
Now y'all know, y'all know that I was not feeling
great about tenning thirty five. No, and it happened, And
it kicked off with a hiss and a roar by
getting really really sick on a mountain and then spinning
the first.

Speaker 5 (57:04):
Four days water mountain to be sick on. Oh beautiful vistas.

Speaker 1 (57:08):
I loved it. The snow, Oh my god, it was delicious.
A Maldwan at Coudrona Hotel. It was a great day.
But then the following days were terrible because I was
watcha anyway, So I was feeling a bit haggard about
turning thirty five and then that kind of the start
of It's been quite rough, but there's been a few
instances that really made me feel quite old.

Speaker 4 (57:30):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (57:31):
One of them was I performed my show and toned
it on Saturday. Thank you everyone who came along. Very
great crowd. And I see you post a photo the
flat seats, Yeah, yeah, that's an auditorium. It's no business,
say no raked seating. It was just yeah cheers that
they bring in, but you're elevated, so we've got a good.

Speaker 4 (57:52):
View, right.

Speaker 5 (57:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (57:53):
Anyway, so I was walking home from that and walking
back to my hotel, and I walked past the little
group of young people, a little of you, a little
group of younger people that were enjoying a beverage on
a Saturday night, just in the Moderation in Duneda. No,
it's Dunedin and the Octagon extreme non moderation. I however,

(58:15):
had not had a single drink because I drank a moderation.
And I walked past this group and then suddenly I
hear the guy yell at me, hey lady from Taskmaster.

Speaker 4 (58:26):
Which has confirmed a number of things for man.

Speaker 1 (58:29):
One that I am fulfilling the role of old lady
on Taskmaster. We've talked about this before that task Master
kind of follows a casting template template. That's right, you've
got a brown person, crazy person, older man, older woman,
and young whipper snapper female. And we also talked about

(58:52):
the fact that Abbie Hows and I, who was on
my season other same age. In fact, she's slightly older
than I am, but that she was filling the role
of young whipper snapper and I the form old j.

Speaker 6 (59:01):
Looks quite young. And then remember when Abby Howe's I said,
how old do you think I am? And Abby said,
I think you're our age. Yeah, that's another kick of
the teeth.

Speaker 1 (59:09):
Yeah, so you're saying that I'm forty two year old. Anyway,
So yeah, he yelled at me lady lady from Taskmaster,
and I was like, oh. And I turned around and
I looked at this like twenty year old, and I
was like, I suppose I am.

Speaker 4 (59:22):
I suppose I am a lady? Yeah, lady? Did he
call you ma'am?

Speaker 1 (59:26):
No, it was a man, but it was lady lady,
which is just one step away from man. It's mamad Jason,
it's mama Jason's miss below lady. Yes, hey, miss mess yeahah,
and then babe, check all that that's down. Those days
are gone. I always accept it's a privileged to be
called a nurse ageless as ageless. Yeah, okay, so that happened,

(59:46):
and I was like, oh, I'm a lady.

Speaker 4 (59:48):
That's fine.

Speaker 1 (59:48):
I also went to the supermarket and I did a
self check out a bottle of red wine. I was
making a bottle. I was making a bolog nose from
scratch for applause.

Speaker 4 (59:57):
Okay, I mean that's an old lady thing to do
before start.

Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
And yeah, my ceramic Dutch Dutch of them. And so
I needed a bot of red wine. Got red wine.
Boop on the South checkout you always gotta wait for.

Speaker 4 (01:00:10):
It was the perfect boop I heard. God, that was
the perfect it is.

Speaker 1 (01:00:17):
It's a boo.

Speaker 4 (01:00:19):
It's not. No, it's more of it.

Speaker 1 (01:00:22):
It's not as good as the first time I did it.
Something got the read one and I waited this.

Speaker 5 (01:00:27):
No, no, that is good. I'll try bo you go
lead in. You gotta tell this. You're telling the story
and put it in the story. That's what made it impressive.
She went from speaking to okay. So then I scanned
the thing that I was buying.

Speaker 4 (01:00:48):
Wine and I put it through the South Save check out,
put it in the bag. That was good.

Speaker 1 (01:00:52):
Not as good as my first first man, never do
it again. I thought I was talking about feeling old.
Now it was talking about how excellent my book was. Anyway,
So I got my bottle of red wine. Book. No,
it's gone, and the guy came over to do the
id thing and not. You know, sometimes they'll just do
a really nice, subtle look at you. Yep, she's over

(01:01:13):
this and they'll scan it, or they'll compliment you by
asking for your ID. This guy literally like took a
step back, got under my eye, like got under my
face to.

Speaker 4 (01:01:23):
Have a real good geeze yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:01:26):
And then just swiped approved without asking for ID. And
I was like, Wow, you took a real gander at
my mug and you went she old scanned the thing.

Speaker 4 (01:01:37):
So that was two strikes.

Speaker 1 (01:01:39):
The third one was and there's no I can't say
any detail of this obviously it was confidential. But I
had an acting audition first time in a long time,
and I was like, holy Shimoli's. And so I read
the script first and I learned all the lines for
the audition and then I was like, oh god, I
need to learn a little bit more about the character.
Read through the character and it was like this character
is this da da da dah, mother of teenage son,

(01:02:02):
Da da da da dah. And I was like that
is outrageous. And I was like, nobody will buy this.
I'm really gonna have to age it up. And then
I thought, no, technically I really could have I could
have a fifteen.

Speaker 4 (01:02:13):
Year old son.

Speaker 1 (01:02:13):
Yeah, you could, and I would have had I got
it pregnant at twenty and no one would have been like,
oh my god. That would have been like, oh young,
but you know, congrats.

Speaker 4 (01:02:20):
Yeah. It wouldn't be an immediate like what are you
gonna do?

Speaker 5 (01:02:22):
You know? It would be like so you could be
a mom.

Speaker 1 (01:02:25):
I could be a mother of a teenager at this
point and it would be absolutely believable.

Speaker 5 (01:02:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:02:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:02:31):
So those are just three things that really slapped me
in my saggy thirty five year old face this week.

Speaker 4 (01:02:36):
I don't know what do you say to women when
they get late? No, you can't say anything to me.
Boo boo boo.

Speaker 5 (01:02:41):
Okay, what about a traffic lights? Next on the show,
there's a new dating app and they've gone for a

(01:03:03):
point of difference.

Speaker 4 (01:03:04):
What about a microwave?

Speaker 2 (01:03:06):
No play zm's flesh porn.

Speaker 1 (01:03:10):
And new dating app. And let me just describe to
you this dating app. It's called double with two b's
because you always gott have a spin on the spelling
of a.

Speaker 5 (01:03:19):
Word, and you've always if you've got a new dating app,
you've got to have a different like a t to spin.

Speaker 1 (01:03:25):
Everything is a tender spin. Yeah, double spinder a spinder,
that's nice. Now the double app, Double Bubble bubble and
is on their website where it explains what it is.

Speaker 4 (01:03:41):
There's not a capital letter in site. Now this is
maybe it's not maybe it's full. Gen Z is for gen.

Speaker 1 (01:03:50):
Zs because they say, consider our generation, we spend three
hours a day on social network but only three hours
a week with our close friends. And why when it
comes to dating, are we making it an isolated thing
and completely turning off all of our social networks. So
the double app is basically trying to orchestrate double dates
where you're on the app swape, swipe, swipe, swape swipe. Yep,

(01:04:14):
you match with someone like that, that's the sound. It's
not like it's like and it goes it's a match you. Yeah,
so you are there, you match with someone, they match
with you. You're now matched up with your date. You bring
a friend, they bring a friend, and that's how it works.
So it's a double date.

Speaker 4 (01:04:33):
Oh so it doesn't match another match.

Speaker 1 (01:04:36):
So you're I mean, you're hoping that you both have
a single friend.

Speaker 5 (01:04:40):
Now what if you bring your single friend and the
guy that you've matched with or the girl that you've
match with, You're.

Speaker 4 (01:04:46):
Like heroin lies the problem.

Speaker 5 (01:04:48):
Yeah, you're like I like this, they're hot, like, I'm
loving this so far, and then your friend.

Speaker 1 (01:04:52):
Sweeps and who's also there because that's single and looking
for a day.

Speaker 4 (01:04:56):
They take your hot match.

Speaker 1 (01:04:57):
Yeah, and then your hot match brings us minga may
and so then your hot friends sitting there being like,
well I don't want minga may, I want the hot.

Speaker 4 (01:05:05):
Guy that you've already vietted. Or they get minga.

Speaker 1 (01:05:07):
Yeah, then you're stuck there with a minga.

Speaker 4 (01:05:11):
I've been stuck with the minga before on Nights Out.
One man's manga is another man's singer. Everyone as someone
loved that.

Speaker 5 (01:05:18):
Also, how do you know that the menga you were
stuck with wasn't also of the opinion that he was
stuck with a.

Speaker 1 (01:05:23):
Manga because he's a mega he deserves though, no, you
mingas don't want mangas you but mingas get mingas.

Speaker 4 (01:05:34):
Mingas deserves mega has lost all meeting to me.

Speaker 1 (01:05:39):
Now, yeah, I know this is This is exactly the
problem with us, is that you would just turn up
and be like, well, we were all technically single, so
even though we've matched, you used to say that you
guys aren't a bit of fat, and then maybe that
would happen.

Speaker 4 (01:05:52):
And your dating days.

Speaker 6 (01:05:53):
Did you ever turn up to what you assumed was
going to be a date and they just had a
friend that was.

Speaker 4 (01:05:57):
Y, that'd be weird. Yeah, hot, know to be weird.

Speaker 1 (01:06:02):
You said hot first, live a very different life to
get to us, he lives a very different that's hot.

Speaker 4 (01:06:10):
That's hot. I'm like, no, no, no, no, no no no
no no no no, it's not. You said that's hot.
You have turned up.

Speaker 2 (01:06:21):
Yeah, we all have very different life plays it ms
Fletchborn and Haley.

Speaker 5 (01:06:27):
Fact of the day, day day day day.

Speaker 11 (01:06:33):
Do do do do do.

Speaker 4 (01:06:36):
Do do do do do do do dude, dude do do.

Speaker 5 (01:06:42):
It's every week live the Ford Everest, The Ford Everest?

Speaker 4 (01:06:48):
Is this because which is a Ford Ranger and an
s u V?

Speaker 6 (01:06:51):
If you were a mom whore like man, I wish
I couldrive like an asshole trading for.

Speaker 4 (01:06:57):
Is this because there is a there's a man woman right?
There is one or two? Yep, I've heard of a couple.
You're one.

Speaker 1 (01:07:05):
There is a mai who was aiming to be the
first to summit Everest. Okay, yes, her name is Holly Beckham,
one of the marty names I've ever heard almost as
marty as Hailey Sprown, but she's she wants to be
the first Mrty woman to reach the top of it.

Speaker 4 (01:07:22):
I've seen the lines to climb that thing. Horrible.

Speaker 5 (01:07:25):
Yeah, it looks worst. Was reading a bit about it
because that I didn't know.

Speaker 6 (01:07:30):
But the reason is they found the foot of the
guy a c irvine. They know it's his foot because
that was embroidered on his sock and he was the
guy that they thought may have summited Everest before surried,
but no proof was ever acquired.

Speaker 4 (01:07:45):
Are we going to didn't happen?

Speaker 5 (01:07:47):
Are we going to have to say the first person
to successfully summit?

Speaker 4 (01:07:52):
And yeah, yeah, go up and down.

Speaker 6 (01:07:54):
But then if they find like they found his foot,
if they find because it's kind of been a bit
of a mystery, if they find like his other foot,
the rest of this stuff, because they might have had
like a real the camera of the film. Yeah, there's
no way that. But it's right out there because it's
always so cold.

Speaker 4 (01:08:08):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:08:09):
Mentioned if the bodies get preserved on Everest for so
long is because it's so cold up there.

Speaker 4 (01:08:14):
It's like that nothing can decompose. Well until this Syrid.

Speaker 6 (01:08:19):
Was the first Yeah, first, we'll claim it so irvine
was that they found his foot, but that's not the fact.
It's so grim How they're just straight up showing a foot,
a rotten like one hundred year old boot, and a
mankey old sock with the name Skins.

Speaker 4 (01:08:37):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:08:37):
But anyway, today's spected that they're about Everest is that
the how old do you think the youngest person to
summer at Everest's too, and one of those they had
to do it themselves.

Speaker 4 (01:08:47):
They had to do it. Okay, eighteen do you think eight?
Have you mid eight year olds? Either?

Speaker 5 (01:08:57):
I don't want this going up there are teenager like
thirteen or something?

Speaker 4 (01:09:03):
Yeah? Twelve? Wow? Yeah, thirteen years old is the youngest
person they nippolease, yes, it makes sense, it makes sense.

Speaker 6 (01:09:14):
Yeah, there's some amazing things about Everest, like the quickest
time and like the average.

Speaker 4 (01:09:19):
We'll cover these letter in the week if you don't
blow your load, it's Monday.

Speaker 6 (01:09:22):
But like, how long you should set aside? Good, it
was how long you should set aside if you plan
to summer at Everest?

Speaker 5 (01:09:29):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (01:09:29):
Yeah, because obviously we live at the sea level and
this is nearly climb the top of Everest is nearly
at the cruising height of a jumbo jet. Wow, that's
how reapers. And the oldest person is at the youngest
person thirteen years old. The oldest person, what do you reckon?

Speaker 5 (01:09:45):
Eighty seven? Pull back forty sixty nine? Nice, don't pull.

Speaker 4 (01:09:51):
Back that far. You've pulled back to seventy one.

Speaker 5 (01:09:54):
Close, seventy one, seventy nine, eighty eighty. Wows is eighty
It's insane. And then you see some eighty year olds
and they can't even like, no walk around.

Speaker 6 (01:10:05):
I actually apologize, I miss I read the list backwards.
The youngest person to do it as an American, he
was thirteen years old, ten months, ten days when Jordan
Ramiro summited Everest in fourteen. But a fifteen year old. Yeah, yeah,
very close. A fifteen year old some of that in
two thousand and three. That was the first like young

(01:10:29):
record holder. That was also final. Yeah, so that was
a young eighty.

Speaker 4 (01:10:33):
That's impressive. It's amazing.

Speaker 5 (01:10:35):
But you know, you've got God and you get all
puff gone up the mount.

Speaker 1 (01:10:39):
I do so puffy, and they've gone for the seats
along the way.

Speaker 6 (01:10:44):
And puffy and puffy and sweaty, yes, and then you know,
break at the top, take your glam squad, get get
all dolled up for your at the top of the mount,
sit down for a bit. But yeah, when then you
say something like what is it when the morning? When
the day or something?

Speaker 1 (01:10:57):
Yeah, something like that, then struggle back down saying it's
hard on the way down.

Speaker 4 (01:11:03):
My knees, my knees. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:11:05):
So today's a fact today and the first for every
week is that the youngest person to summer at Everest
was thirteen years old and the oldest eighty.

Speaker 4 (01:11:13):
Fact of the day, day day, day day.

Speaker 11 (01:11:18):
Yeah, dude, do do do do do do do Do
do do do do do do do do do do
do do do do do do do Do Do doo.

Speaker 3 (01:11:26):
Doo plaz ms Fletch Vorn and Hailey plays Ms. Flesh
one and Hailey.

Speaker 5 (01:11:37):
It's time for the impossible phone and topic, a topic
that we think will be impossible.

Speaker 4 (01:11:43):
Yeah. There won't be a lot of calls, if.

Speaker 5 (01:11:45):
Any now, especially for this one, because I feel like
this would be hard to admit if it happened to you.
I know, I mean, you may and we may be
relying on other people's kind of secondhand stories, right like knowing,
knowing that they were at a wedding and this happened.

Speaker 1 (01:12:00):
So there's a woman called Rachel Siegel. She goes by
Funky Ribs on the tok Do I say talk to sound?

Speaker 5 (01:12:08):
Yeah? That sounds yeah, amazing to.

Speaker 4 (01:12:11):
Me that a bird can be on TikTok? Sieagull? Do
you think I'd cigar? Rachel seagull? Rachel Siegel.

Speaker 1 (01:12:21):
Now, she shared just our video of her in this
incredible cape gown dress and revealing she says, my name
is Rachel Siegel, and my fiance just left me at
the altar and.

Speaker 4 (01:12:34):
Then she walks away and her friends are like ah.

Speaker 1 (01:12:37):
And then the next video is her on like clearly
a vintage bus that was hired for the day and
they're having drinks. So she's got a red ball in
her hand, having a cry and a good sing and
like having a good night. And apparently she went out
that night and just had a great you know, turned
it around. Okay, But in the videos leading up to

(01:12:58):
that one video, you literally see her her being like,
oh my god, tomorrow's the day.

Speaker 4 (01:13:02):
Oh my god, here's some of the dresses.

Speaker 5 (01:13:03):
I didn't did she say in any of these why
he left?

Speaker 4 (01:13:07):
Her at the altar.

Speaker 1 (01:13:08):
No, So she's posted a few videos since then being like,
oh god, like I'm not ready to talk about it yet.
This was literally last week that this happened, right, and
then this sort of aftermath is, you know, gone.

Speaker 6 (01:13:19):
I'm not ready to talk about it yet, but I
have documented it and really put it out there so
you will ask that's right, But I'm not ready to
like and subscribe, like.

Speaker 4 (01:13:28):
Subscribe follow me for the big reveal.

Speaker 1 (01:13:30):
But it is like wild just to see these videos
of like the whole Like there's a video of her
in the dress and then you see the congregation behind.
I'll say, it looks like this is a wedding of
like two hundred guests. Oh my god, left her waiting
there she is dressed and ready to go.

Speaker 5 (01:13:47):
Just like go through with it, and then like, either
don't sign it.

Speaker 1 (01:13:51):
This is what we just talked about off here. We're
like I would never do this to someone, or if
someone did this to me, I'll be like, just shut up,
everyone's here, go through with it. When it comes to
the paper, don't sign it, and then you can just
get lost and we're just going to perform this.

Speaker 4 (01:14:05):
Day for everyone. Don't embarrass me. It's easy for an
actor like you to do. She's incredible.

Speaker 6 (01:14:11):
Tradition says she would walk through and she would walk
up until he was already there.

Speaker 4 (01:14:16):
Yeah, I don't know, I don't. I think when left
at the Olda means of the day.

Speaker 1 (01:14:20):
On the day, she was there dressed, ready to go,
waiting and then was informed he's not coming.

Speaker 4 (01:14:26):
No, he didn't just didn't show up.

Speaker 6 (01:14:27):
Because the way you're describing she's already up there, it's
almost like he was halfway through and.

Speaker 1 (01:14:31):
Actually no, no, no, but all the guests are seated
dressed on their sides and her You've been told.

Speaker 5 (01:14:39):
You do hear of like I don't know, like cheating
grooms or cheating brides being found, and you know, it
all kind of bubbles up on the day or before,
and that's why they get left or one of them leaves.

Speaker 1 (01:14:49):
Yeah, something like that. None of that's been revealed. But anyway,
I mean, it's just harrendous. But I've never been to
a wedding like this or hurt and none of my
friends have ever had this experience, and that is our impossible.

Speaker 4 (01:15:00):
Yes, were you left at the altar on the day
or do.

Speaker 5 (01:15:05):
You know of someone that was ready to get married
on the day and then it didn't happen. For whatever reason,
someone got cold feet, they pulled out.

Speaker 1 (01:15:12):
Look at this video for she's running towards the guests.
Look at all those guests. Oh my god, that shit
is just not there, and they're all cheering her on
and stuff, which is very nice.

Speaker 4 (01:15:21):
Okay, Well, by the way, that's wedding.

Speaker 1 (01:15:23):
I'll say, I'm gonna put like a minimum sixty thousand
dollars price tag on a wedding.

Speaker 5 (01:15:28):
Yeah, it's not chair. Okay, well, maybe maybe it is
the impossible phone in topic today, But we'd love to
hear from you if you if this has happened to you,
or you know of that happening to someone, O eight
one hundred dance at Emerson number.

Speaker 4 (01:15:39):
You can text her as well. Nine six nine sacks
were you left on the wedding day?

Speaker 2 (01:15:45):
Clay Z MS flitchborn.

Speaker 5 (01:15:48):
Struggling today was the last minute A couple of late
arrivals on the text messinio. This is a woman that's
gone viral in America who was left on her wedding
day and yet, like you said, like about two hundred
guests by the looks of the video.

Speaker 1 (01:16:02):
Yeah, huge production, it's at a golf course, and.

Speaker 5 (01:16:06):
But immediately turns it into content which tells me that
she might have had an inkling beforehand.

Speaker 4 (01:16:11):
Yeah, no, because he posts before all.

Speaker 5 (01:16:13):
About I think what your point is, Maybe she's insufferable.

Speaker 4 (01:16:20):
She's a little insufferable.

Speaker 5 (01:16:23):
Maybe she's insufferable. Maybe he was like, I can't do
a life with this. I own a wedding venue and
it had a groom not turn up on the day.
I had to tell the bride. She walked down the
island tears. Her bridesmaid then announced to everybody that he
would not becoming It was very, very awkward. That would
be a moment where you would need some kind of
like you'd need some counseling, a you'd need Would you

(01:16:47):
even recover from that?

Speaker 4 (01:16:48):
It would take at a lot of healing.

Speaker 6 (01:16:51):
My husband's friend was left on the morning of their
wedding that a kid together.

Speaker 4 (01:16:54):
She let him know she wouldn't be showing up that She.

Speaker 6 (01:16:56):
Then disappeared for years, living in the full custody of
the child. It's been ten years and they're just starting
to be amicable. Oh my god, I don't know that
I could do that just disappeared entirely like more for
them walked out on the kid.

Speaker 4 (01:17:09):
How do you explain that to the kid. Yeah, that's
a tough one. I'd probably say. Mum's gone to Antarctica. Yeah,
she's an antarcticlora. She's exploring antis, an incredible woman, your mother.
Can you call her?

Speaker 5 (01:17:23):
No, because the phones in antargic, little I write an article. No, No,
she's in a different in the cave in a mountain.

Speaker 4 (01:17:34):
A mountains, doing there and hard work for the future.
I would say, if she's doing hard work, she need
to be able to send her results back via some
sort of look to me, to me, mummy's gone for
a while, don't you worry. I love me, She loves
you very much. And now you're lying to me. I
feel like the entire family is built on a foundation

(01:17:55):
of life. Not at all. You want some tiny titties, Okay,
I do.

Speaker 5 (01:18:03):
Mancraft to me, so easy to put some tiny titties
over here in the iPad.

Speaker 4 (01:18:09):
They've built NUM's cave in Antarctica. Except I've given her
a phone so she can call me.

Speaker 5 (01:18:14):
Yeah, and minecraft world, we told you she doesn't have
the phone. To me.

Speaker 6 (01:18:18):
A friend's son was the ground ran out of the
church as the bride was walking in the miisle.

Speaker 4 (01:18:23):
Everyone thought it was a joke.

Speaker 6 (01:18:25):
Everyone was gobsmacked, and his parents worth a year.

Speaker 1 (01:18:29):
That's what I was thinking when I saw the wedding party.
I was like, his family's all there, what are you
so embarrassing? So embarrassing and give him a clip around
the ears. My dad got left at the old when
he was nineteen. There meant my mum five years later.
The rest is history.

Speaker 4 (01:18:43):
At nineteen yeah, not impt.

Speaker 2 (01:18:50):
Plays it ms Fletchborn and Haley.

Speaker 6 (01:18:53):
At the weekend, I purchased some equipment to have bees.

Speaker 1 (01:19:00):
Oh my god, bees, I want bees?

Speaker 4 (01:19:04):
He went, You're getting bees. He's always want to bees.
It's it's weird that I wasn't even part of the conversation.

Speaker 6 (01:19:12):
On the week three times small times than I saw them.

Speaker 4 (01:19:17):
Yeah, yeah, you guys gay for each other, a secret relationship.
If I was.

Speaker 6 (01:19:25):
Gonna, you know, want you go into gay, I don't
think Aaron would be my first stop.

Speaker 4 (01:19:29):
Start smaller. Yeah you know what I mean?

Speaker 5 (01:19:33):
Yeah, I think so, yeah, yeah, yeah, It's just I
don't know. It's a bit but much best time. Yeah,
I think I think so yeah that mask. Would you
go for a big here mask boy?

Speaker 6 (01:19:47):
Yeah, because if I'm going to be sleeping with dudes,
I'm sleeping with like the man.

Speaker 1 (01:19:52):
Dudes, right, Otherwise you might as well just stick with women.
Is that your entirely?

Speaker 6 (01:19:57):
But if I if I want the soft touch, yeah,
I'll stay with women, Okay, but if I looking up
with dudes, you know that's going to be like I
love the gay lumbage.

Speaker 5 (01:20:07):
Yet I love that you're giving it some thought that
if you were okay, this is what you would do.

Speaker 4 (01:20:11):
You're going to go full masks.

Speaker 6 (01:20:13):
It's gonna have to be more at least as masculine
as me.

Speaker 4 (01:20:16):
Yeah right, yeah, okay, okay, masking me and up right
you and we get from scale? How did we get
from you? He tells me. So why are you? How
do you can anybody just get You've got to be registered.
You've got to be registered.

Speaker 6 (01:20:33):
So a friend, a friend is registered, and he owned
the bee high so technically that has he's registered.

Speaker 4 (01:20:41):
Okay, he's using my property.

Speaker 6 (01:20:43):
But I purchased the boxes and stuff all right for
the bees to go.

Speaker 4 (01:20:47):
And then do you get all the honey? Can we
get some honey? Will we get some honey.

Speaker 6 (01:20:51):
We'll see you starting like this season. So this season
might be a building season. Next season a couple more boxes.
Gotta keep an eye out for a coin though, Gotta
find a queen bee.

Speaker 4 (01:21:01):
You're looking at one right now.

Speaker 5 (01:21:04):
Would you fit in the box? And how do we
get how do we get the honey out of? And
you don't want to come out of but her job
is to just wander from laying more eggs and servants.

Speaker 4 (01:21:17):
Do you have the time for this?

Speaker 5 (01:21:18):
She put a squeeze each of the bees to get
the honey out. You got to milk the bees.

Speaker 6 (01:21:22):
Yeah, I'm putting it out, putting it in a fifty
a side roatrey bee shed.

Speaker 4 (01:21:26):
Are you gonna milk the bees? Yeah, it's like a
little version of the cowshed.

Speaker 5 (01:21:31):
You're worried about getting stung, like you're gonna and they didn't.

Speaker 4 (01:21:36):
They weren't.

Speaker 6 (01:21:36):
But that was a very calm queen. Okay, parent, it's
all on the queen. Well, don't look at me, then, yeah, you'd.

Speaker 5 (01:21:43):
You'll be jacked up stinging left stings things thing. So,
and it's good for your property, right.

Speaker 6 (01:21:50):
So the difference between like the fruit and the fruit
trees or like the vegetable garden or just like flowers.

Speaker 4 (01:21:56):
Anything.

Speaker 6 (01:21:57):
Isn't that year in the last two summer as we
haven't had bees but the ones prior to that, it
was unbelievable because if bees die, we all die.

Speaker 4 (01:22:05):
That's right.

Speaker 6 (01:22:05):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're actually all, I mean literally tied
to one bee. Oh my god, mine is jury Seinfeld's
bee from the B movie, So I cannot have mine.

Speaker 4 (01:22:15):
The one from the Honey Puff said, yeah, mine's I
don't know any more bees, bumble bumbles. You're right?

Speaker 5 (01:22:26):
Are you going to have a cute little outfit, a
bee outfit, a b man outfit.

Speaker 6 (01:22:29):
I'm going to buy a be man out the smoker?

Speaker 4 (01:22:32):
Do you ever get a smoker? Let's get a smoker too.
This is cool, This is cool. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:22:38):
Are you going to have a little like basic basic
honey clover.

Speaker 4 (01:22:42):
No, it's a lot of minooka tree.

Speaker 5 (01:22:46):
It's going to save minooka, but it doesn't do anything.

Speaker 4 (01:22:48):
It's dabbled with.

Speaker 6 (01:22:53):
Yahey lion, Yeah, gorse honey would actually be pretty good.

Speaker 4 (01:22:58):
Honey though, flower it is business. Yeah, I'm excited for this.

Speaker 5 (01:23:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:23:03):
Do you love extra if it and work? Don't you
like what do you doing. Make him work for yourself.
I don't have time to be milk and bees. It's fun,
this is fun. What's fun about it? But there you go.
You put your seat on your huff and puff them
with some smoke.

Speaker 5 (01:23:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:23:16):
Look, you find the queen.

Speaker 6 (01:23:17):
You're like, there she is, and all these are the goods, funny,
and then later on you get honey and that's the.

Speaker 4 (01:23:21):
Whole episode on Netflix. Are you watching TV?

Speaker 1 (01:23:24):
You're trying to find ways to avoid spending time with
your family.

Speaker 4 (01:23:27):
Now think Caryl scared bees.

Speaker 6 (01:23:29):
Yeah that's right, I'll set up a little sleet beside
the bees.

Speaker 1 (01:23:32):
You just want to be more and more isolated.

Speaker 4 (01:23:34):
Yeah, yeah, bees and beers your big gay boyfriend. I
just realized they did the whole show with my headphones on.

Speaker 5 (01:23:40):
Backwards, so well, that means the shows backwards in, isn't it.
We're gonna have to play this and reverse or should we.

Speaker 1 (01:23:46):
Speak in reverse, and hopefully they'll they'll work out the
other way.

Speaker 4 (01:23:52):
A little bit.

Speaker 2 (01:23:53):
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