Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 15th October 2024 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The ZM podcast Network, The flesh Worn and Haley Big Pod.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Great things are brewing at mcafe, the perfect start to
every day.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
It's Taylor Tuesday and this is zm's flesh Born and Haley.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
I yes, good morning, Happy Taylor Tuesday.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
Could be Taylor Tuesday.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
No fly buys with out Taylor Tuesdays.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
No, no flybys. I don't fly. I've never flown by.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Vorn was a big fly buys? Did you use up
all your points?

Speaker 1 (00:33):
I don't know? Is it done now? Were they know?

Speaker 2 (00:35):
Britain was just saying end of October.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
I think I have enough to buy a bottle of wine.
That sounds perfect. Yeah, actually I might just cash. I
don't know how much we've got.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
I know we've spent since they announced it was ending,
we've spent it a little bit.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
I've never collected them.

Speaker 4 (00:51):
The only reason I did fly buys is because you've
got to choose your title on line, says doctor Harms
Browns doctor.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
And what doctor? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:00):
I don't know maxology, no medicine, right.

Speaker 4 (01:05):
Okay, he doesn't believe us, Worn that we're actually both qualified.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
Yeah, I'm struggling to believe that.

Speaker 4 (01:11):
How many points do I have none points, none points.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
I guess you're getting none wine. That sucks. I'm getting
no wine. I'm logging on.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
Nope, that's not my that's not that's not my fly
bys email. As it turns out.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
It's just fun for the listen. Do you reckon? As
we all just check our flybys balance as we wait
for war to try and log on.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
It must be my Gmail long again or long on
log loging log and you're logging in.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
I'm also logging on.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
You're logging into the system though, aren't you.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
Trying wrongs? I've got two points, I've got two points.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
Okay, Well, is that like a little bottle of wine?

Speaker 1 (01:55):
It's a little. It is Taylor Tuesday.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
Today is your very last chance to go in the
drawer to see Taylor Swift on the Era's tour in
Vancouver December eight. Is that final show and you'll be
flying United Airlines if you win this trip. Any Taylor
Swift song today, Oh eight hundred dollars at him first
caller through. You go in the drawer and there is
the first song coming up just minutes away.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
What are we going to do on Tuesdays? Just Tuesdays?
Go back to regular Tuesdays goes back to regular. Yeah, Targo,
back to the taco. That's okay.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
The top six on the wave vornh.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
Yeah, sorry, still trying to lock my number. I just
don't turn the password.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
Are you thinking that maybe your wife has locked and
used all the points and then shut it down, shut
it down, changed your password?

Speaker 1 (02:47):
I don't think. No by, And even being on fly By.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
We had two distinct fly we merged our flybys.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
Oh my god, that's true love.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
If she shut Who's down? Does that mean I still
have access? I don't know.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
I'm gonna go to forgot passwords day tuned for what
turns out to be in New Zealand's most riveting ongoing drama,
Vaughns forgot his Flybys passed right up there with a
Shortland Street cliffhanger at the end of the ye oh
yeah yeah, the top sex on the way.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
Yeah, the top six is on the rise. He's a
tired boy today, isn't next?

Speaker 2 (03:21):
Looks like I haven't signed in before. Oh my god,
maybe I think she's cleaned me out.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
I think she's cleaned you out. She's off to Mexico.
It's your fly Bys point, bloody hell.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
Next On the show, a woman left her job in
the UK and she wasn't happy and she took her
workplace to the employment court why she wasn't happy on
her last day? Next play Fletchborne and Tailey Well, a
woman in the UK called Karen Okay has lost a

(03:54):
workplace employment claim. She alleged over forty complaints, one of
which was the fact that she wasn't giving given a
leaving card on her last at work.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
Oh that's unacceptable. One of those giant.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
Cards, which, by the way, I have turned mostly into
online cards, which seem.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
Yeah, but a bit it's lacking a bit of soul. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
I don't like when they do that.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
Yeah. Yeah, what's it called. I know we did. We've
done a couple Kudo's boards.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
Yeah, it's not even cards, it's a kudos Yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
Yeah. To me, that's why you don't even the print
that out. Yeah, look at it when I'm sixty.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
Yeah. Well, even a giant like just don't bother. I
don't want to let no, let it be known when
I leave.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
You want a giant card.

Speaker 4 (04:46):
But I want it comically large. I want to want
everything giant. I want to have to shuffle through the door.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
Yeah, yeah, that's right.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
And people need a ladder to write up the top
of it.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
Yeah yeah, yeah. What's it made of?

Speaker 2 (04:57):
It had to be made a core flute or something
to hold its structure structurally.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
Cars will do.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
That's the stuff they make real estate signs out of
it that would stay, but don't.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
Have to be paper lines. You can get a nice
grip on it with the pin.

Speaker 4 (05:11):
Beautiful want I want good chunky messages, not best wishes
or beast of luck or Cyanara.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
Yeah, I won't really start felt stuff.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
She lost all of her claims against this company. She
sounds like an absolute like from the this article, like
a bit of a nutter. It turns out, though that
they had bought her a card, but only three people
had signed it, so they decided that it was actually
more embarrassing to give her a card with three people

(05:39):
and they're good wishes in it. Then they just sort
of like, well, let's just hide it because it's that's worse.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
How big hard It's.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
An insurance a large insurance company by the sounds of.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
Things, so only three would really stick out.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
Also, I think there was a lot of working from home.
This is like kind of going back like a year
or two, and so not everybody was signed the card.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
It was where the kudos board comes. Nobody wants a kudos.

Speaker 4 (06:04):
Board and give me a little gift, you know what
I mean? Yeah, just some flowers about something nice.

Speaker 1 (06:15):
A little a little message about you. It was also
a ruling.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
I don't know if we spoke about this, an unrelated
case earlier this year, an employment judge ruled that sending
an employee an unwanted birthday card could amount to unwanted
conduct and harassment. O gods like happy birthday.

Speaker 4 (06:37):
Okay, that's actually feel threatened by this gift that you
provided me.

Speaker 1 (06:43):
That's embarrassing.

Speaker 4 (06:44):
It's embarrassing sometimes the times we live in a somewhat embarrassing.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:48):
I was going to say, we need the return of
the threat of Nazis to keep people, you know, more
focused on.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
Kind of Nazi. Have you been watching the news like there.

Speaker 2 (06:59):
Are a Nazi eily eerily similar? Yeah, But I think
we've learned a lot from history, have we. Does it
feel like looking at America in Europe at the moment?

Speaker 1 (07:07):
No, no, no.

Speaker 2 (07:10):
D ms Fletch Vaughn and Helen Clinch Vawn and Hallott's
Taylor Tuesday, Lola, good morning. You are in the drawer
to see her live on the Era's tour.

Speaker 1 (07:23):
Thank you, Oh my goodness, gracious, you're right. Yeah, you're
up very early. Yeah, I know, well you did it,
you did it hard. But did you manage to see
Taylor in Australia.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
No, but you tried, yeah, to give it together.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
This is great, Lolo, well done.

Speaker 2 (07:47):
You were in the drawer flying United Airlines if you
went NonStop from Auckland and christ Church to the USA,
exploring more than two hundred destinations across the America's so
your last day today, more Taylor songs are coming up.

Speaker 1 (08:01):
Silly little pool silly.

Speaker 5 (08:05):
It is so silly, silly, silly, that silly little poo,
silly little.

Speaker 1 (08:13):
Silly little silly.

Speaker 2 (08:20):
Today's silly little pole. Have you ever walked out of
a walked out mid film well at the cinema? You know,
I've never done this because I've paid so much money
to be there.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
I've never left. You've never been in a bad movie.
I think I've kind have done it once because you know,
we get a lot of tickets to see movies. Yeah right,
and you don't choose.

Speaker 4 (08:38):
Yeah, yeah, I walked out of the or the female
Ghostbusters fist it was so bad.

Speaker 2 (08:45):
Okay, I'm a huge chriss even though you're paid. Yeah, okay.

Speaker 1 (08:50):
Wow. See, I wouldn't go to a movie.

Speaker 2 (08:51):
I wouldn't pay to go to a movie unless I
was like, fairly sure I was going to enjoy it.

Speaker 4 (08:56):
Well, I liked Ghostbusters and I like women, and I
like cross and all. Yeah, curdled right.

Speaker 2 (09:04):
A lot of people are walking out of Joker too,
because they don't they don't know it's a musical and
they really like the first one and this one's quite different. Yeah, God,
it doesn't sound good, does that? I't realizing it was
on track to lose the studio like one hundred and
fifty million dollars or something.

Speaker 4 (09:19):
Do you know they we're saying as well, like that
when you watch the interviews with Joaquin and Lady Gaga,
that they have an energy that they know it's band.

Speaker 2 (09:28):
I haven't seen any interviews, which is a bad sign
for a movie. Of the people who aren't even doing press.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
They're doing lots, but they're just sort of yeah, yeah, press.

Speaker 2 (09:39):
Why do people think musical movies are a good idea?
Is it musical? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (09:43):
Like a musical or isn't they break into song like
what I mean, I haven't seen it? Like, yeah, what
was it you were saying? Joker? Well, I think.

Speaker 2 (09:57):
No, no, no, no, no, no, no no, especially because
the first one was so good stress and was so good,
the kind of movie that you just you'd want to see.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
The second performance was amazing.

Speaker 2 (10:07):
Yeah, wow, Okay, seventy percent of people have not walked
out of movies. It's thirty percent. Hand, that's a lot
that Hang. What else I've never done. I've never fallen
asleep in the movies and the kind of bid Oh
really never, because a lot of people are like, oh
my god, I fell asleep.

Speaker 1 (10:23):
I was like, how do you fall asleep? You paid
so much to be there.

Speaker 2 (10:26):
Yeah. My eyes are held open by the money, coins,
coins in the eyes like I'm about to, you know,
go on the river. Yeah, to the underworld, Adam says
La La Land. One of the worst films ever. I
don't disagree.

Speaker 1 (10:42):
It wasn't great. It was a shit.

Speaker 2 (10:43):
I didn't bother musical too, right, Yeah, yeah, one of
the worst films ever. It did help that we had
a monthly pass at the time, so it didn't ah, right,
so how good were those?

Speaker 1 (10:53):
I don't think they do them anymore.

Speaker 2 (10:54):
Cinemas are do monthly passes and you could go late
a lot of times a month to the movies. So
if you walked out, you're like, we'll just go and
see another one. Yeah, Cloverfield. I was on a first
date in the movie. Movie made me feel so sick
with the way they're filmed it even having to leave
that was filmed, but it was It.

Speaker 1 (11:11):
Was great, but it was when they're running and the
cameras that was a hard watch. Abby found it a
hard work.

Speaker 2 (11:18):
They could have used some stabilization there, some gy robe camera.

Speaker 1 (11:21):
It was like a found footage thing. Yeah, like a
blair Witch situation. Oh my god this film.

Speaker 2 (11:27):
I haven't walked out, but I'm guilty of waking up
during the closing credits.

Speaker 1 (11:32):
Mentally walked out.

Speaker 2 (11:34):
Yeah. I was like, on the odd occasional drag my
wife to see a superhero movie and she's like, all right,
let's go. I'm like this post credit sceince. She's like,
how long is this gonna be? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (11:44):
You do have to stay.

Speaker 2 (11:47):
Tony see the blair Witch Project. I was I was
hungover in the camera move and gave me emotion segness.
Plus the movie was scaring the ship out of me. Yeah,
that was the same. That was the same vibe on
the motion secness on the big screen, snakes on the
mother from playing.

Speaker 1 (12:01):
Yeah that's a bad movie.

Speaker 2 (12:02):
Still, there's me the ships thinking about it, says Jennifer,
But I'm not sure if she means the ship says
in like I'm angry I paid to see it all.

Speaker 1 (12:08):
The ship says that the snakes were scary. Maybe both. Yeah,
what is it called when you scared of snakes? Snakes?

Speaker 2 (12:18):
You don't even need to know, you need too just
told you snake a phobia.

Speaker 4 (12:24):
It's not Oh my god? What And so that the
fear of spiders isn't spiderphobia? Well yeah, so I won't
dispe around that.

Speaker 1 (12:31):
Of course you're dumb. Oh fidio phobia.

Speaker 2 (12:37):
Oh my god, Now he's making up and a fear
of spiders.

Speaker 1 (12:41):
Is just do it might be Wow, God, we've got
a dumb friend.

Speaker 4 (12:48):
It's good though, because it kind of balances out the show,
because you don't want to super highly intellectual show in
the morning, otherwise it would be too much.

Speaker 2 (12:56):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I like to keep it a
little bit low brow. So everybody's got something.

Speaker 1 (13:01):
Yeah exactly, Yeah, farts and stuff. Yeah, yeah, that's good stuff.
Your mama jobs has been trying to bring back your mama.
He's been encouraging me. I don't like them.

Speaker 2 (13:14):
It's been encouraging me. My kids said them to each other,
and I'm like, you've got the same mother. Oh yeah,
and she's right here making you a lovely meal. Yeah,
stop apologizing. Roof.

Speaker 4 (13:25):
Yeah, Susie just says Susie got to say it's been redected.

Speaker 2 (13:32):
I won't say which cinema she took, not even the movie.
The cinema the complex I went to was terrible. I
forgot how bad old school seats. When they put up
the ad for the police keep your feet off our
quality seats, I.

Speaker 1 (13:41):
Laughed souper loud.

Speaker 2 (13:42):
Honestly, I'd rather wait and watch it in the comfort
of my own home, although I will see a lot
of cinemas now have up their game. And then they
took COVID time, and when I was to go in
there to juge up their seats, yeah yeah, give me.

Speaker 1 (13:54):
A bit more of a recline, though, just give me room,
like a big, a big fatty seat. Like a bit nice. Yeah, yeah,
but it said kill Bill.

Speaker 2 (14:04):
She left in the first few minutes. It broke me
and I and I thought, I can't sit through three
hours of this. No, that happens in the opening scene
of kill Bill.

Speaker 4 (14:12):
She gets killed that. Yeah, that's the top of Killbill
volume two. Yeah, Oh my god, I love those movies.
Maybe she's got sort of phobia. Maybe she does phobia.

Speaker 2 (14:23):
Yea from Swords, Oh my god, dumb, dumb, dumb guy
play Fletchborne and Hailey play Zims Fletchboard and Haley. Okay,
I'm loning season two. I didn't see season one of
The Restaurant That Makes Mistakes. You guys hear about the

(14:45):
I've heard about it. Yeah, it's a New Zealand show. Yeah, yeah,
it's a local New Zealand show. It is filmed and
Ben Bailey's restaurant. I knew it was ticed the shadows
like that's been Bailey's restaurant.

Speaker 4 (14:56):
She's like, she was wrong, she was so rough. Shockingly,
she's dumb with the new one and Ben Bailey's on it.

Speaker 1 (15:05):
So that was my clue that was his restaurant. Yeah,
what a champion.

Speaker 2 (15:08):
The clues were there what a great guy. We met
him a few times. He's a hell of a fella.
And so the show is staffed. It's not like a
full time restaurant. Last night their friends and family went next.
So I think every time it's like invited guests, it
has been open to the public. It may yet be
as well one episode into the second season of it,
but it's staffed by people worth early on set dementia

(15:31):
and Alzheimer's and someone's on there with Parkinson's. It was
one of those ones where were just like Jesus, it's
full on. It's yeah, it's full noise. Yeah, they would
be confronting for a lot of people.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
I think, my mom, what someone that was on there?
Oh yeah yeah, because in the minute the word Marins
was on a TV show. Everyone's tuning in who's there
on TV? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (15:57):
But yeah, it was one of those ones where I
was watching and I was like out, like but like, okay,
so I'm not trying to be funny, but do they
forget the orders?

Speaker 1 (16:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (16:06):
But it's also it's a really good insight into the
different types I thought dementia was dementia, there's like multiple
types of it. Like one woman knows her problem is
connecting words to pictures and being able to say it.
Like she was going through and what's that and she
was looking at a picture of a kangaroo. She's like,
I know what that is?

Speaker 5 (16:25):
That is a.

Speaker 2 (16:29):
I thought, And then eventually kangaroo, kangaroo. She's like, it
was there the whole time. Yeah, I was there the
whole time. Yeah, I went, So they're serving kangaroo. No, no, no, no,
this was just when you were meeting the people that
were on there. They were serving kangaroo. I went, in kangaroo,
it's quite young, yeah, very lean, Yeah, lean and gamey.
It's like a big rabbit.

Speaker 4 (16:47):
Where was I I was flying back from somewhere I
guess it was Dnana and someone. There was some Americans
on the flight, and then I heard them say something like, god,
bloody's starving.

Speaker 1 (16:58):
You probably know they wouldn't. It's an Australian eccent, like,
oh God, I'm so hungry. We'll probably only be able
to get a kangaroo or something. I was like, Oh, no,
you're in the wrong country. You don't even know where
you are.

Speaker 4 (17:09):
We were talking about that they were landed in New
Zealand and now they're going to have some kangaroo anyway, sidebar.

Speaker 2 (17:14):
Sidebar, Yeah, fools. But it was just really it was
an eye opening show. Shows like this where I don't
know a lot about a thing.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
Did you cry?

Speaker 2 (17:24):
Nah?

Speaker 1 (17:26):
No, no I didn't.

Speaker 2 (17:27):
But it was like when I was, I think I
probably could in a future episode. Yeah, I think I
definitely could. But it's like I think it's it's important
to watch.

Speaker 1 (17:35):
Shows like this like Old Folks Home for four year Olds.
Oh my god, that was. That was tears every time.

Speaker 2 (17:41):
But there was the other show that was I think
it's finished now, but the four young fellows with different
disabilities all moved into the same house.

Speaker 1 (17:48):
I'm like living. It's just so fascinating.

Speaker 2 (17:51):
It's like, you know, you get to watch from a
position of privilege where you're not personally affected by that,
but it's important to know.

Speaker 1 (17:57):
That people are. Well, my dad's got really see Elsie. Yeah,
I was wondering. I want to like bring it up
because it's you know, your thing, but but I was,
you should watch it for I don't know that. I could.
It be a hard watch for you because you are
personally affected.

Speaker 2 (18:15):
I don't know that, dad, But it's it's also like
it was good to be like, it doesn't mean it's
a death sentence. It's not.

Speaker 4 (18:22):
It's not like life's you've been given this, you're done.
I think that's the thing as well as like what
I've been learning in therapy and what I've been learning
is there's still there.

Speaker 1 (18:31):
Like that's the thing.

Speaker 4 (18:32):
Like things change, like language goes or like memory goes
and stuff, but that they don't like they're still in there.

Speaker 1 (18:38):
There's still be there for a very very very long time. Yeah, yeah,
it was. It was a very interesting watch. Well what's
it on TV to one? What is it called the
Restaurant that Makes Mistakes? What a great one? So we
can't go to this restaurant. I think the filming is
done and they're they're trying to get an opportunity to
get on TV again, play z MS, fleshed one and

(19:02):
Hailey do you and X Files will be a good
watch again. Yeah, I never watched it. Yep, do you reckon?
It's like it's ready, We're ready to go back. I've
been thinking about it.

Speaker 2 (19:17):
How many episodes I've also I don't know how many
episodes of X Files. It's crazy watching TV shows like that.
We watched Ages ago get a resurgen. It's like prison
Break is well, present Break is in the toss in
on Netflix. So it was Lost, and you're like, yeah,
and I kind of want to tell people, Hey, Lost,
don't bother with.

Speaker 1 (19:35):
The last season. Hey, the form of an ending. Yeah,
at least it was something. I think the first season
of Lost.

Speaker 2 (19:43):
The first season of prison Breaks two thousand and four
was a fantastic for television.

Speaker 4 (19:47):
I started watching prison Break recently because I realized it
was quite hot, quite sixy.

Speaker 1 (19:52):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Then the first season was perfect,
and then it gets ridiculous. How many episodes of X
Files do you think they were?

Speaker 4 (20:00):
It would be one of those ones where it's like
five and you think that there was five seasons. Must
have been yeah, one season or something, two.

Speaker 2 (20:06):
Hundred and eighteen, Oh my god. Okay, it's eight point
six out of ten on IMDb. Yeah, and over eleven seasons.
So it was one of those shows where they were rocking,
like twenty episodes most seasons. Yeah, man, and see Edison
seventy four percent and eight point sex on IMDb seventy
four percent on Rotten Tomato for the entire thing. Yeah,
that's a biggery weighs that big bite though, Yeah, it's big.

Speaker 5 (20:28):
I like that.

Speaker 4 (20:28):
Though, Well, I'm not here to talk about old TV shows,
but now I'm excited and I wish we could keep
talking about this.

Speaker 1 (20:33):
But it is Haleyan news because apparently.

Speaker 4 (20:36):
We as a human race a mere weeks away, of course,
from proof of alien life being published by not one,
nay two different areas of research. So there's certain American
researchers through a foundation called something Listening or something like that, okay,

(21:00):
breakthrough Listen, and they're the people that analyze signals that
we get from space try to work out what they are.
Is this just space noise, is this a satellite from
this thing, or is it aliens? And then there is
a professor. His name is Simon Holland. He's an academic,
so you know we're not going to question that.

Speaker 1 (21:22):
No.

Speaker 4 (21:23):
He has worked directly alongside NASA in the BBC. He
likes to publish his findings. He's the one who's going, okay,
we are weeks away from proof really that these signals
say extra terrestory.

Speaker 2 (21:36):
All come out and they're like we've heard a garbled transmission.

Speaker 1 (21:40):
It was like alien sound like aliens. It's always that
sounds like something like it will make one noise. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
that's aliens. That's aliens. Yeah, it's alien.

Speaker 4 (21:58):
Well, apparently, you know how there's always been races in
space research, like a race to the moon, or a
race to this, a race to Mars. This America is
racing with China, who themselves have been analyzing this data
and are like, we you're months away. We are weeks
away from analyzing this.

Speaker 2 (22:17):
To the felt Chinese what you were doing the exit
and really yeah, yeah, yeah, we when you went we
and I.

Speaker 1 (22:24):
Was like, she's going to do a Chinese accent on
a Tuesday. You think I'm just rocking out a Chinese excent,
and then you did it, and then it felt like
you were slipping back into it. No, that was not
my intention. Do you want me to m M? I'm allowed.
Well you've heard it off here. It's fantastic. Weeks away,

(22:49):
weeks away, mark my words. You can come back to
me in weeks and you know what in weeks weeks
as weeks, I would say there has to be three
because if it's four weeks, that's months.

Speaker 2 (22:59):
It's just an another segment of Hailey and News, no
actual proof there's.

Speaker 4 (23:04):
Proof man, there is signals all sorts happening. We are
weeks away from proof of Alien life play z.

Speaker 1 (23:11):
It ms Fletchborn and Haley blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah.

Speaker 2 (23:15):
This is the Top six, guys.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
I've got a vixed stick. I'm I don't even have
a block nose, but I love a half on a
vexed stick. And I got some vix of aapor rubin.
I was getting airon to rub it in on your feet.

Speaker 2 (23:29):
No, it rules, We're going to put it on your
feet before we get a bed. Okay, I don't know
why your sheets are going to be I've got.

Speaker 1 (23:36):
Fresh sheets on the beard. I did a Monday fresh.

Speaker 2 (23:40):
Sheet weird weird day for we brought the new bead in.

Speaker 1 (23:43):
Oh yeah, right, you.

Speaker 4 (23:44):
Know, we brought the our bed beck and so then
I had to put fresh sheet anyway, lovely. Just if
you're wondering why I've got a tampon up my nose,
I don't.

Speaker 1 (23:51):
It's a stick.

Speaker 2 (23:54):
Today on the Top six, we're talking about the cosmetic
procedure of having freckles tattooed on your face.

Speaker 1 (23:58):
Yeah, rise in this rise.

Speaker 2 (24:01):
But the photos I've seen it looks obvious that they've
been tattooed one very much.

Speaker 1 (24:05):
They're not, They're not.

Speaker 2 (24:06):
Yeah, freckles are cute that way, Thanks God.

Speaker 1 (24:11):
Yeah, freckles are so cute.

Speaker 4 (24:13):
So yeah, when back in the nineties, it was like
you didn't want freckles, I didn't have freckles. Freckles she
wanted my face, and now I want hers.

Speaker 2 (24:24):
You want to have freckles when you get a kid.
When you're a kid, why your freckles look more prominent
your wine. And then when you grow up they fade
a bit.

Speaker 1 (24:32):
Yeah it's sad, sad and yeah, and the sky and
the skin down much. And then you wake up every
morning with a sore back and life sucks your freckles away.
And then you realize you're over halfway. And I'm not halfway?

Speaker 2 (24:49):
Are you?

Speaker 1 (24:50):
Are you well? You thought you'd be? Yeah, maybe not
father than I thought i'd be. I'm not using you
as an example. I'm just sitting here, young with a
vicked stick. What more could I want to? Like? Do
not out for too mates? Yeah, it's good, giving away
Taylor Swift trips, good fun, this is good life.

Speaker 2 (25:07):
I own a tattoo parlor. Okay, and it is a
tattoo parlor. Okay, yeah, studio. Yeah, and people say it's
weird you don't have any tattoos and you're inn a
tattooed parlo. I said, I'm waiting for the perfect one. Yeah,
and I haven't yet found it. Closest I've come as
the tattoo version of that painting with the harsh eagles
swooping down to take a more Ye, get that on
the back, the whole back. Yeah, that would be sack

(25:30):
bro ah. So I've got the top six other cosmetic
tattoos on the Rise at the Vaughnsmouth Tattoo Parlor.

Speaker 1 (25:35):
Okay, I just call it. That's what it's called too.

Speaker 2 (25:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:38):
If you want to come get a tattoo, you just
google that. People love that dolphin that you've that you do. Yeah,
it's it's that's why it's in the first page of
the clear file. Have I booked bubbed wire around the
by set? I can give you mates rates? Oh sweet, ye,
I'll get the new guy to do it. I don't mind. Yeah, yeah, totally.

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That's what everybody says.

Speaker 2 (26:01):
Number six on the list of the top six other
cosmetic tattoos on the Rise of the Vaughn Smith tattoo
parlor beards four beardsto beards, four beard goods. Yeah, people
get tattooed the bald spots.

Speaker 1 (26:13):
It's like, what are you doing?

Speaker 2 (26:14):
Had a shadow, yeah, to make it look back, and
then you just keep shaving it. But it looks like
you've got little things there. Yeah, but it's the whole beard.

Speaker 1 (26:21):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (26:21):
Wow, it's more like the ones with their tattoo your eyebrows.

Speaker 1 (26:25):
Yeah, little lines they do that. The thing is you've
got to pick your beard style. Yeah, and the Craig
David is very very popular.

Speaker 2 (26:36):
Number five on the list of the top sex other
cosmetic tattoos on the Rise of the Vonn Smith tattoo Parlor.

Speaker 1 (26:40):
Eyeballs on your eyelids. That's fun. So you can sleep
and it looks like he's still a wake creepy. Let's
taking off.

Speaker 2 (26:48):
Number four on the list. This is actually great for
those with a bit you're resting face. That's me because
we're tattooing on smiles.

Speaker 1 (26:55):
How do you do that? If your faces down?

Speaker 2 (26:58):
Just draw some lines, lines, lines up a little bit,
so it kind of goes down and up. I mean
you kind of look like you've had a stroke, maybe
ye could look strokes a little bit like the joker. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (27:07):
Yeah, people are loving it. People are loving it. Number
three on the list of the Top sex.

Speaker 2 (27:11):
So costic to make a joke about strokes because I've
had one, remember one after That's why I didn't make
it the deep vein throm bosas Yeah, I haven't had.

Speaker 1 (27:20):
Thank you for not hey, dude. Yeah, let's what water
friends for, that's right. Yeah. Number three on the Less
of the Top Sex.

Speaker 2 (27:27):
Other cosmetic tattoos on the rise at the worn smouth
tatoo polo as we hit into summer, jandles because people
want to go bearfoot, right, some places are like, you
can't come in here your beer foot, but they've got
tattooed jendles.

Speaker 1 (27:36):
Yeah, what do you said that to my jendles?

Speaker 2 (27:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (27:38):
Those are jandles, dude, Yeah, those are jendles. Number two
on the Less of the Top Sex.

Speaker 2 (27:42):
Other cosmetic tattoos on the rise at the warn smiuth
tattoo parlor ear rings okay, because people are scared of
the needle to get their ears pissed, so they get
multiple needles make thousands of times. Yeah yeah, with ink
on the end, it makes sense. Yeah, and number one
on the list of the top sex other cosmetic tats
is on the rise of the warn Smith tattoo powder
along with freckles, which were huge at the moment.

Speaker 1 (28:05):
Glasses because everyone wants to look smart and you never
lose them, so you get a pair of glasses.

Speaker 2 (28:11):
But I like the Craig David beard A pick a
style of glass style, Yeah, timeless. Might I recommend teaming
the beard up with some horn room some horn room
glasses tattoo? Oh yeah, timeless, timeless. That's today's plays it
MS Fletchborn and Haley plays it. MS Fletchborn and Haley could.

Speaker 1 (28:34):
Actually go a brick for sushi, Yes, just the thought
that popped into my mind.

Speaker 2 (28:37):
We can't have to do a both show brick for sushi.

Speaker 4 (28:40):
We do, yeah, and people always see us walking past
of sushi trays at like nine am and.

Speaker 1 (28:44):
Then arrive to work.

Speaker 2 (28:45):
How are you doing?

Speaker 1 (28:46):
Like we've been here for hours? Anyway.

Speaker 4 (28:49):
There was a video that was very interesting was a
content creator was asking women the first thing that they
noticed about men when they first meet them or romantically,
like if they were romantically if they were like, Okay,
what am I having to look at here?

Speaker 2 (29:02):
What were the first things you noticed about Vaughn and
I when you met us?

Speaker 1 (29:05):
Like? Was it our good lots? Well?

Speaker 4 (29:07):
You were both in great track pants, you gotcha, so
you know, okay, it was hard to notice anything else. Yeah, yeah,
yeah up here?

Speaker 1 (29:17):
Yeah, I know. You were like, yeah, my eyes are
up here, My eyes are up here. And I was like, well,
something else isn't anyway, So yeah, you asked.

Speaker 4 (29:26):
That's what I noticed? Yes, okay, No, I literally couldn't
tell you look, Okay. I was actually looking at a
photo yesterday. I was trying to find a photo of
something of me, baby Hailey and baby Vaughn doing our
first photo shoot together.

Speaker 1 (29:39):
Have you been paying attention?

Speaker 4 (29:40):
I was like, yeah, we just didn't know each other,
and god, we were younger and slimmer, me more than you.
You're a right, you've you've kept it steady. Anyway, I'm digressing.
I would step to the sidebar without permission.

Speaker 1 (29:53):
Anyway. In this video, the one thing that they all
kind of agreed on. Everyone had their different points that
they looked at eyes on us and that and fashion
and was smelled really smell the man? Like whether they
smell good?

Speaker 4 (30:06):
And if they smelt good, they were like instantly intrigued.
Mine with Aaron, I will literally never forget the moment.
I was at drama school and we have this thing
called Corey where the whole school gets together Mondays and Fridays.

Speaker 1 (30:20):
Now some people like to call it school assembly. We
rejected that as a concept. But I was sitting there
on a Friday morning and Aaron.

Speaker 4 (30:29):
Walked in and he had to duck through the doorway,
and I was like, mane like at the moment I
saw that he was so tory I had to duck
through the doorway.

Speaker 2 (30:36):
I was like that, you were like, I want a
tool piece of me. So it wasn't as smells height.

Speaker 1 (30:43):
His height.

Speaker 4 (30:43):
His height was the thing and I noticed first, and
I thought we could get some calls and messages in
on the first thing that you noticed about your partner.

Speaker 1 (30:53):
Okay, this will be It could be cute, but also
it could be something terrible, it could be bad.

Speaker 2 (30:57):
Yeah, maybe it was like they had a boogie there,
or I noticed that they were terribly dressed.

Speaker 1 (31:03):
You might have like you made them over.

Speaker 2 (31:07):
Fox that but otherwise its hot, But I, you know,
getting down to be.

Speaker 1 (31:12):
I love to show up an old villa.

Speaker 4 (31:14):
But the first thing, regardless of gender or whatever, the
first thing you noticed about your partner, what was it
that meant.

Speaker 2 (31:20):
You go when you saw shar at the outback? What
was it? Free export, gay give away?

Speaker 1 (31:27):
She has an extra girl? Okay, there's a there's a
free explore.

Speaker 2 (31:32):
I don't know the face, yeah, very very nice face,
probably and probably her ethnic ambiguity. Yeah, lots of that.
What are we to challenge except we got here and
you just can't bloody go up to anybody anymore and

(31:52):
say where are you from?

Speaker 1 (31:53):
No, but I work it out a marlor or a
cold Yeah. She gets it all. She still gets it all.

Speaker 2 (32:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (32:03):
Okay, well this is what we want to ask this morning.
Give us a call.

Speaker 2 (32:05):
Oh wait, hunter a DALs at him. You can text
her nine six nine six.

Speaker 1 (32:08):
What was the very first thing that you noticed about
your partner? Give us a call. Great things on the go.
It's oh, I'm sorry. This this is a no fund signe. Now. No,
I said great things to bring on the go, and
you didn't. You laughed all over me. I do apologize.

Speaker 4 (32:26):
I just read a very funny I think you need
to apologize to McDonald's that I apologize.

Speaker 2 (32:31):
To this.

Speaker 1 (32:34):
For laughing all over them.

Speaker 2 (32:36):
We are talking about the first thing that you noticed
about your partner.

Speaker 4 (32:39):
Yeah, there was a video online and they were asking
women what they first noticed about mem when they first
ever see them, and smell was a big thing.

Speaker 2 (32:46):
Someone actually a message in flesh flesh fletch.

Speaker 1 (32:51):
Really, you're going to make Hayley cough the Longtime podcast
listen the first time texter? Is that a bell? Do
we get about? Microphone? Don't make that a thing? You've
got a bit cooller in need of a new deodor
and what's the you rave about all the time? Not
listening live? So please reply. He'll send you something. He's

(33:12):
got Twinny in his drawer. I get them on when
they're on special one. I don't know. It's really red can.

Speaker 2 (33:19):
It's got a red like No, it's a blue camp.

Speaker 1 (33:21):
But it's got to read blue camp. It's got red
red letters. Blue can read letters and see it's the
dry impact.

Speaker 2 (33:33):
It's very good. It's very every directive I've been using
that forever.

Speaker 1 (33:37):
It's good. Here we go as well, flitches. Yeah, it's good.

Speaker 2 (33:43):
So we want to know what what what you first
noticed about your partner Jessica, what is the first thing
you noticed? So it was a just turned to hook up,
but we need toned up. He took his coat off,
put it on the co wreck, and his shoes on
the shoe wreck.

Speaker 1 (33:59):
On your hands, so you're I got a gentleman on
my hands. Wait, hang on, what do you mean he
put his shoes on the shoereck? Did he come to
your house? He came to my house, took his shoes
off and put them on the record the door. This
is the first time you've met him. Where you met,
you went out, and when you got back to your
house he did that. No, he just turned up at
my house. Dangerous, not activated strange man coming to her

(34:28):
house for fornication. You must meet in the public, please, Yeah, Jessica,
was it good though?

Speaker 2 (34:38):
We're now married and have a son, like it went well? Yeah,
went well, But I was not just showing up willing
Neley the girl's houses one day.

Speaker 1 (34:46):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (34:47):
If I could just put my shoes on the shoe wreck,
I'd probably leave them beside the shoe wreck, because the
shoe racks for your ship house outside the door, to
the side of the door or next to the shoe rack.

Speaker 1 (34:57):
Someone else just ticks.

Speaker 5 (35:04):
It's not the first time.

Speaker 4 (35:08):
Love that glad she's all shacked up now after he
put his shoes in the rack?

Speaker 1 (35:14):
Did he put his put his shoe in your wrack?
You know what I mean? There was a good was
it like? Because that's what he came over before. She's
still with them.

Speaker 2 (35:29):
He was a useless shag. But I mean, looking down
the line, she's like, at least he puts his shoes away.

Speaker 1 (35:34):
Put any reason he's taking off his shoes and so
he can stop off his Pantsy, Jessica, thank you.

Speaker 2 (35:45):
The message is in the first thing you noticed about
your partner his height. I met him when looking for
flatmates ours and to get in the shower because I
thought he might be too tall to comfortably enjoy the shower.

Speaker 1 (35:56):
Oh my god, I.

Speaker 2 (36:02):
Thought my partner had a pretty cute speech impediment less.
Turns out he doesn't, actually doesn't, So I must have
had too many wines.

Speaker 1 (36:10):
But it got me good. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (36:12):
Maybe he just sweet little sometimes and you've got a
bit of chewing gum or a lillie.

Speaker 5 (36:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (36:19):
Or maybe he went straight to the date from a
dentist appointment. Yeah, I had a bit of a numb
face to me, I just everybody's Jessica. Now Chixica has
constant resting bitch face. The man always looks so grumpy
and intrigued me is why is that man swaupset all
the time? Needless to say that? How I start a conversation?
Are you always grumpy to it? She replied, No, that's

(36:39):
just my face. Now five years later and he still
has that bitchy face? Is that?

Speaker 1 (36:43):
Mike texting in, I was going to say that. So yeah,
because I have a bitch.

Speaker 2 (36:53):
I'm making fast is great because I was episode Matt
and people leave us alone because we're a covered, grumpy
looking buggers.

Speaker 1 (36:58):
Exquisite. Yeah, resting face except when his eyebrows go up.
There's nothing resting about that. But missed.

Speaker 2 (37:07):
I first met my husband on Bumble, and what instantly
attracted to me was a photo of him laughing his hardest.
Oh that's nice, sweet like that for my partner's away.
Smiled with his eyes. He had mastered it perfectly.

Speaker 1 (37:20):
Smile with your eyes, not your mouth.

Speaker 2 (37:22):
Okay, I'm gonna hide my mouth. O. God, look it's
going to get you locked up.

Speaker 1 (37:34):
I don't know how you do it. What do you do?
Don't you go your eyebrows up?

Speaker 4 (37:38):
And then you saw, Yeah, you raise your eyebrows, smile
and then drop the smile.

Speaker 2 (37:43):
That's horrible. Their pale white skin. It was giving Edward
from Twilight. The first thing I noticed about my husband
was his eyes, a light blue scenter framed by dark
blue on the outer yer stunning. I have blue eyes also,
and our kids have the same. Beautiful Jessica, and pat

(38:05):
them on the shoe.

Speaker 1 (38:06):
Stop looking at.

Speaker 2 (38:08):
I met a girl in high school. The first time
I saw that she was in an emo era. I'm
talking black hair, black makeup, monster hoodie. Monster hoodie is
a monster energy drink. I don't know ems winning a
monster energy drinkers? Were they monster energy and crooked teeth?
Before she got braces? The part I notice first, and
I mean this in the nicet possible way, was her
over her well done eyeliner.

Speaker 4 (38:27):
Oh wow, A lot of people tixting her and gott
to be debt debt dumper, the dumper, and about ten peachers.

Speaker 1 (38:33):
Someone said, I first thing I noticed mite at a
club and it was the booty. The booty led me
to send a message saying dead ass must have worked everywhere,
married five this year. Now I get to call him
my wife.

Speaker 2 (38:49):
Her name it's the same as an iconic German sports
car Volkswagen is a weird name from.

Speaker 5 (38:56):
Hell.

Speaker 2 (38:57):
This is my girlfriend, my husban's ankle jewelry. And then
in brackets, this is what I laughed at at the start.
He's now my husband. What first attracted to me was
his ankle brace.

Speaker 1 (39:08):
Had he been to balley and he had a nice
little one of those little jing it's definitely implied.

Speaker 2 (39:14):
And he was a bad boy, his teeth amazingly straight
and white, and how well dressed he was, shirt nice
iron slacks considered when we met from a tender date
at McCafe bonsor side Jessica, Jessica, Api KPIs play Fletchborne
and Haley.

Speaker 4 (39:34):
You start the day with us in the mornings, and
then what happens is Georgia comes in right and she
she's on for a bit, and then it's Brian Clint.

Speaker 1 (39:44):
That's how the radio. The radio works. Yeah, well, breeze
with us in the studio now in the breakfast hour.
It's that's good. It's it's weird.

Speaker 4 (39:52):
Yeah, it feels really strange, like universe or something. Thanks
for coming in early, Thanks for having me kick around
the after.

Speaker 1 (40:00):
Yeah, I live here actually, yeah, under Ross Boss's desk.
I actually save a lot on transport costs. Yeah yeah,
Bree Thomas Ow, you've written a book which not everyone
gets to say. Does that still feel weird? I'm just
as shocked as everyone, including you guys.

Speaker 4 (40:17):
Like, I'm just I had no idea that this would
ever be something in my story in my future. Well,
I understand why you think that, because I've thought about
it before. I once was sort of talked to like,
would you write a book? And I was I don't
really have anything to say. I don't really have many
life experiences. I don't think that genuine raised in privilege

(40:41):
and continue in that way.

Speaker 1 (40:44):
Yeah, relatable to a few people.

Speaker 4 (40:46):
And then so when you look at young beautiful women
such as ourselves, you may think maybe they have they
had enough life experience to write a memoir.

Speaker 1 (40:53):
Of sorts, And then holy moly, you sure as hell have,
Like unbelievable.

Speaker 4 (40:59):
I had no idea that your book was going to be,
you know, filled with so much excitement and drama and
angst and angst.

Speaker 1 (41:12):
It's got it all in there.

Speaker 4 (41:13):
Yeah, I just I said, because the publisher chased me
for a while and they were like, hey, we think
you've got a story to tell, and I was like,
just let you know, I've never managed to read.

Speaker 1 (41:23):
A book before another just flit listens. Listening to a
book is reading a book. Reading coloring in a book
is also reading a book. And that's right. I don't
have to agree.

Speaker 4 (41:34):
So maybe I've read a couple, but I just thought,
if I'm going to do this, I need to do
it properly and go as deep as gospel and go
all in because you're you're a funny girl, right, And
then people go, okay, is she just going to write
the surface level funny book and makes laugh and some
giggles And that's definitely not.

Speaker 1 (41:51):
What this book is.

Speaker 4 (41:52):
And now I'm terrified at the thought of everyone reading
my dirty laundry. And there's a lot of laundry in there. Yeah,
it's everything has its hamp is full of stuff, like
what kind of stuff?

Speaker 1 (42:02):
Well, the one thing that I've seen, you know, online
and because it's out today and managed to read myself
as the harrowing thing that happened to you as a child.

Speaker 4 (42:14):
Yeah, when I was nine years old, me and my
mom and my nan were held up in a home
invasion where two men stormed into my NaN's house and
held us all at knife point. And I truly, truly
believed I was going to die in that moment, and
we could have all of us could have died in
that moment. And there was a certain point where my

(42:37):
mum and I were looking at each other over the table,
and this one guy threatened to kidnap me and take
me with them, and I saw in that moment that
my mum would give up her life for me. And
I think it's quite a good insight as to why
my mom and I are so close, so close, you know,
and had to be in the book.

Speaker 1 (42:55):
Is it easier to write that than it is to
say it?

Speaker 2 (42:59):
No?

Speaker 4 (42:59):
Right, No, I can't even read the chapter because it
just takes me back to that moment.

Speaker 1 (43:04):
And I just had no idea. I've just known you
for all these years, and I mean, I guess it's
not like high nice to meet you. I was, but
it's just I guess.

Speaker 4 (43:15):
It's that thing of like many comedians, the outward bubbly persona,
the shardy gow we're entertaining people, and then underneath there
has just been this thing that I imagine didn't just
impact that day, has impacted your entire life.

Speaker 1 (43:29):
Absolutely.

Speaker 4 (43:29):
I feel like it changed my whole life from that
day and anxiety and PTSD and all that fun stuff
that comes with a draw.

Speaker 3 (43:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (43:38):
I love that it has affected me from that day
throughout my whole life, which I talk about obviously in
the book.

Speaker 1 (43:45):
I'm just I'm so shocked at that. What an awful thing.
Did they catch the people?

Speaker 4 (43:51):
Yeah, they did because they were dumb criminals who went
home after after ransacking my.

Speaker 1 (43:56):
Nan comfort, after us.

Speaker 4 (44:02):
Familiarity to sit on the couch and you know, and
the police they're waiting for them.

Speaker 1 (44:06):
So quite crazy.

Speaker 4 (44:09):
One question we do have about the book is it's
called Unapologetically. Me yes, and you've crossed out the UN
and unapologetically and you've reput an un.

Speaker 1 (44:19):
You're the first person to ask me what that means.
I think it.

Speaker 4 (44:27):
To me, it means for many parts and for many
years my life, I'd apologize for who I was and
hide parts of my sexuality and secrets.

Speaker 1 (44:38):
And all that kind of junk.

Speaker 4 (44:40):
And because you know, our show is the chosen radio
station for lesbians, yeah, of course, and everyone every morning
we greet our lesbian listeners almost specifically, we've every we
greet everyone, but specifically our lisbian listeners, and good morning
to them this morning and your bet.

Speaker 1 (44:56):
Good morning to the community. It's to have you guys
with us.

Speaker 4 (45:00):
And yes, I've gone back and forth throughout my life
being like I'm going to be myself and live authentically?

Speaker 1 (45:06):
Is me actually sorry? I'm sorry? This is how I am.
So it's gone back and forth, hence the title of
the book.

Speaker 2 (45:14):
I've both been unapologetic apologetic yes, and I'm back to it.
Unapologetic might get it, it might go back.

Speaker 1 (45:22):
The second book might be apologetically me the whole thing.

Speaker 4 (45:28):
I also love So you're a beautiful partner Sophia. Yes,
she is in the book quite a lot. Has she
read it and does she enjoy it or does she
struggle with it? Or is she you know, like, how
does she feel about being such a large part of
her Yeah, she hates.

Speaker 1 (45:44):
This kind of stuff. Yeah, she really isn't a fan.

Speaker 4 (45:47):
And I feel like she lets me write about her
or let's puts up with me in certain aspects because
she loves me.

Speaker 2 (45:55):
Hopefully and when the book sails where she got her
on the scent.

Speaker 1 (45:59):
You know that she does.

Speaker 4 (46:04):
Sorry so sorry again, sorry again, but no, she's been incredible,
and to be honest, I don't know if I would
have got to the end of this process without her.

Speaker 1 (46:13):
So I'm very lucky you're so.

Speaker 4 (46:15):
I mean, it's so brave to put it all down
in paper and you know, reveal that side of yourself
when you know, we do turn to people like you
to enjoy our you know, and be bright and public
all the time, even when it's not convenient for you.
As someone who also has anxiety. Yeah, you're like, Okay,
well today I will just to mat down because my
job is Yeah, And I think it's I think it's

(46:37):
I think it's really beautiful that people can understand that
you can be both things and simultaneously. They you know,
you don't just switch it off. They're just they're working
in a relationship with each other. So I think it's beautiful.
Thank you so much, Hailey, spoken from someone who truly
understands and gets it.

Speaker 1 (46:54):
I don't understand what it's like when a childhood trauma
like that. My anxiety just came out of nowhere. I
think my soul was like, girl, you've been having it too. Easy.

Speaker 4 (47:07):
Let's sprinkle a little bit of in there. I need
some sort of struggle to build your character. I just worry,
I really worry about all the people that might pick
up this book that you know, know certain things.

Speaker 1 (47:18):
About me, and then they'll go, oh, this is dark,
where's the fart?

Speaker 4 (47:22):
I mean there are some funny moments in it too.
My favorite chapter that I just read before was lesbianish lesbianish, Yeah,
which is.

Speaker 1 (47:30):
Least being gang.

Speaker 4 (47:31):
They're probably listening right now because they will always morning
the number one lesbian in the mas Da Bat fifties.

Speaker 2 (47:39):
It's out today, so you can get the book wherever
you get books from, yes.

Speaker 1 (47:42):
Places, please, doesn't know all the good listens to them.
Would you do an audiobook of it and read it yourself.
Here's a good moment I have done years. I can
enjoy it.

Speaker 2 (47:53):
I've always wondered how long it tanks to record an
audiobook and do you have to like just keep it
must be messure it nearly killed.

Speaker 1 (48:00):
You're not gonna lie the poor guy that had to
sit with me.

Speaker 4 (48:03):
So I sat in this tiny room and record I
reckon it took probably sixteen hours.

Speaker 1 (48:07):
Wow, thinking about how.

Speaker 2 (48:09):
Long Stephen Fry took to record all the Harry Potter
books A right.

Speaker 1 (48:14):
Words. Yeah say that, Yeah that would have been. Yeah,
it's so that's out today as well, Fletch, I can
read it. You're listen to it. It's reading you won't.
But that's good. Yeah, that's good.

Speaker 4 (48:29):
Unapologically me by our very own brief Thomas out, thank
you Brief for coming in and very proud of you.

Speaker 1 (48:34):
Matte. Absolute pleasure, guys, thanks so.

Speaker 2 (48:35):
Much, plays Fletchborn and Haley play zims Fletchborne and Haley.
It's Taylor Tuesday, Nekola. You are in the drawer to
see her live on the Era's tour and Toronto.

Speaker 1 (48:50):
Thank you so much. Vancouver said Vancouver. Vancouver, No, Vancouver.

Speaker 5 (48:57):
She is is.

Speaker 2 (48:58):
Yeah she is kicking off a Mira again I know,
and ending up with the last show in Vancouver. Yeah,
good luck in the draw so the finalizing absolutely welcome
razy today.

Speaker 1 (49:10):
It is the last day, and so far we've had
three very emotional women. I would say you would be
the least emotional. Sofa I could hear she's got a
warbler in a voice, so excited.

Speaker 2 (49:21):
Yeah, okay, this slight warball there. Congratulations, good like if
you win. You're flying United Airlines. You're flying NonStop from
Auckland and christ to the USA, exploring more than two
hundred destinations across the Americas. Keep listening for those Taylor
Swift songs today to go in the drawer Taylor Tuesday.

Speaker 1 (49:37):
Okay, she just just yawned.

Speaker 4 (49:39):
I'm so sorry. It's because I stretched my arms and
then like a cat, I was like, ah, she's in studio.
Shannon is here, she's having a go for five Stars
Max for Shannon's Hacks.

Speaker 1 (49:49):
Yes, why did you feel that this heck? You needed
to be in the studio face to face.

Speaker 3 (49:55):
I needed to be close to you because I needed
you to see the magic I'm about to show you.

Speaker 1 (49:59):
Okay, a magician's girlfriend here, here we go, an official wag?

Speaker 5 (50:02):
Is this.

Speaker 1 (50:04):
Magician's girlfriends wag?

Speaker 2 (50:06):
You know, I don't think I don't think they have wags. Yeah,
that's more like sports people.

Speaker 1 (50:11):
Yeah, it's a sport. No, I've got a hack and
I wanted to show you in person.

Speaker 3 (50:17):
So basically, you know, when you've got a group and
you're trying to take a big group photo, you use
the back camera and you use a self timer. If
you've got no one to take a photo because you
need the back camera because it's way bitter quality. It is,
but it's hard because you either got three seconds or
ten seconds, and it's kind of awkward to.

Speaker 1 (50:33):
Go back and run.

Speaker 2 (50:34):
You know, you got to like, Yeah, I've got a
hack for you.

Speaker 1 (50:37):
Just use your watch. Well, she doesn't have anything, must.

Speaker 2 (50:43):
I don't laugh.

Speaker 4 (50:44):
Tune your mic off if you're gonna laugh at the Footburt,
it counts your sticks. It's not a Gorman, it's a garment.
Gorman is a clothing brand. Garment is what this trash
and the studio next to us we is it's not listening?

Speaker 1 (50:57):
Yeah, too, busy chicken a garment stats soldier found a
couple of fish there have you? Are you flying your
cisner a rag?

Speaker 2 (51:17):
The Apple Watch does have the camera functions so you
can stand with the group and then yeah, it gives
you three seconds, give you a preview.

Speaker 1 (51:24):
Okay. Hack for those who don't have an Apple Watch,
it's actually a real privileged position. It's a really privileged watch. Well,
so I've got a hack.

Speaker 3 (51:31):
You go into accessibility and make sure you've got voice
control on. You can set up a shortcut and it's
voice commanded. So I've set up the shortcut smile and
then created a gesture where you tap.

Speaker 1 (51:44):
So if I pull up my camera with you guys
and I say smile, smile, photos is actually a really
good hand.

Speaker 3 (51:55):
I could put anywhere right now, use frontal back camera
and we could have like any group and be like,
smile no matter what we're doing.

Speaker 1 (52:05):
But just when you said, but you being the aurator, no,
you're going to be like in each photo.

Speaker 3 (52:14):
You can pick any word, but smile is a good
one because you know, but well, I'm not going to
do fun because then it looks silly.

Speaker 1 (52:20):
Geez cheez.

Speaker 2 (52:23):
Can you see it like a time delays from when
you say smile, because that was you want to be
able to have enough time a little bit of a
and then cute.

Speaker 3 (52:32):
I picked it so when you create the gesture, you
tap it manually, so you could, like I set it
up to be real fast. It's like I could have
it take a photo every three seconds or so.

Speaker 1 (52:42):
How far away does it work from?

Speaker 5 (52:44):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (52:45):
Should we taste it?

Speaker 2 (52:45):
Yeah, well you put it right in the corner and
then and then and then yell out smile, okay, yep, okay,
put it on the chair. Okay, I'm going to go
right back there by the door and yell it out
because you know, we could be doing a big group photo.

Speaker 1 (53:00):
Yeah, it's got to go back and you've got there
so now, and that's how far away you'd be. It's
not working. Smile yours lengths away from your phone and

(53:22):
just fall over and you would fall over. I knew
that seemed too good and it was going to be
so far and then but it still worked.

Speaker 3 (53:33):
God it if you don't have an Apple Watch and
you want to be about a meter away from your phone, if.

Speaker 2 (53:41):
You don't have Apple Watch, and the main reason you
don't have Apple watches you don't have arms yea for you. Yeah,
to be honest that it has a time or anyway
of ten seconds, so you can just run, you can
get your further away from the camera with your friends
and get time to set up.

Speaker 3 (53:56):
I don't know when the photo is going to take
because yeah, but if you bat camera because camera's.

Speaker 1 (54:03):
Bitter, flash goes, and it goes, and then it's so
confident in here.

Speaker 2 (54:14):
With you.

Speaker 1 (54:14):
And then Vaughn started picking holes in it, and.

Speaker 2 (54:16):
He's right, you know what it went from. I'm going
to say a four star hacked to it.

Speaker 1 (54:21):
I was about to have a four. It's gone to
I was going to give her a four if that,
and I was about to start putting the function on
my phone and be like I love that.

Speaker 3 (54:28):
I will say what I did see as a mum
using it with a young child, and she said that
was really helpful to get the kids attention.

Speaker 2 (54:34):
Also what I set this up and it's on a phone,
and then someone in the changing rooms that Liz Mels
is like, you're a lovely smile.

Speaker 1 (54:40):
It's like chi ching, Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (54:42):
And then it's like and then I'm like, oh my god,
don't hey, I hope that doesn't upload to Facebook. And
then series like uploading to Facebook and I'm like, oh
my god, now there's a batch of my post gym baps. Yeah,
this has gone down to a one heck for me,
actually one star, yeah, one star.

Speaker 1 (54:59):
Yeah, I'm and I'll take the glory of the start
of the hat. Yeah. The start was, yeah, how many
stars are you giving?

Speaker 2 (55:05):
Shannon's two? Yeah, okay, so we'll round it to two
to be generous.

Speaker 1 (55:11):
Round to be generous. Because it's started with a hiss
and a roar play Zorn and Haley.

Speaker 2 (55:17):
I am being bullied into going as Chapel Ran to
the Halloween party this weekend.

Speaker 1 (55:21):
From my wardrobe alone, I reckon I could rustle you
up something. I just don't want to be in a yeah,
I don't know. Yeah, everybody wants that it'll be hot.
You've got a great set of pins on you for
a mini scary pins though, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (55:38):
But put some fish nets on them. You won't be
able to say, I'll give you a pair of marching Times.
Sabrina Carpenter wears with fish nets on.

Speaker 1 (55:48):
Top photos ban at this Halloween party again this year
there was last year. Yeah, for very good reason. I
don't know. I hope, so I think it should go
with are saying yeah anyway.

Speaker 5 (56:01):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (56:02):
There is a woman who shared an experience online where
she received a text message from a gentleman that said,
Hi Kristen, unknown number. Okay, this's your name, hig Kristin.
My name is Nate. I saw you, and I thought
you were so beautiful that I had to find a
way to talk to you. And I saw your number
on your luggage tag, so I decided to text you.

Speaker 1 (56:23):
I promise it's not as weird bluggage luggage at.

Speaker 2 (56:27):
The airport, got my numbers, everything on my luggage.

Speaker 1 (56:30):
Yeah, no, sorry, I was just thinking of those things
they print you out. No, no, no, your your personal bagtag,
which I don't have one. That's yeah, I do.

Speaker 2 (56:38):
I mean because my bag's been lost a couple of
times and it comes in handy. I mean it's all
on that code on the code.

Speaker 5 (56:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (56:44):
But like if you were at the airport, and because
people have most people are saying this is creepy, right.

Speaker 4 (56:51):
Yeah, And she's also like, I don't know, this feels
like an invasion of my privacy.

Speaker 1 (56:57):
That's not why my number's there.

Speaker 2 (57:00):
She was at the airport, her bag was at the airport.
You were at the airport. You had enough time, if
you had time to take a photo or remember her number,
to go and shoot your shot with her person exactly.

Speaker 4 (57:11):
You should have gone up and said, look, this may
be quite forward, but you were the most beautiful wman
I've ever seen, and I would have loved to get
your number. And then she has the chance to say sure,
here it is or no thanks, I'm.

Speaker 2 (57:21):
Going to be whereas like out of the blue, Yeah
it's creepy, it's creepy, right, yeah, she.

Speaker 4 (57:27):
Just feels there's an invasion of her privacy. It's made
it feel a bit uncomfortable. She's like, it's a bit
weirded out, and my addresses on there. So now if
he's looked at my phone number, is he gonna look
at my because he would have just.

Speaker 2 (57:36):
Taken a photo of it, you'd imagine, So yeah, yeah, yeah.
But then then some women are like, well, i'd actually
like that, like it doesn't bother me. I know, I mean,
I would be flattery, it's a flattered element.

Speaker 1 (57:50):
Well you'd want to know, like is it hot?

Speaker 4 (57:54):
I know that's the thing she said. I didn't actually
see anyone there. I didn't notice anyone looking at me,
So I didn't even have a chance to be like,
are you like a real wido?

Speaker 2 (58:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (58:02):
Or am I like? Y?

Speaker 2 (58:04):
Is this the first episode of a Netflix crime special?

Speaker 1 (58:07):
Like what's going on here? Exactly? But I mean, yeah,
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (58:12):
Conflicting. It's it's a little bit of invasion of privacy.
This is what I would like to know this morning
from our loughly listeners. Okay, how did someone contact you?

Speaker 1 (58:24):
Like, because sometimes maybe they saw your number, like in
this instance, they saw your number printed somewhere on public
You know sometimes when you like sign in somewhere you
can chicken to a hotel or something has your number.

Speaker 2 (58:36):
And then you're like if you check in or you
swipe into a gem or wherever, and then someone goes
into the system and messages you and says you're you're hot?

Speaker 1 (58:45):
How's about a date?

Speaker 2 (58:46):
Like?

Speaker 1 (58:46):
That's yeah? I feel like we all know that it's bad, right.

Speaker 4 (58:50):
I know, someone has a good point here on the
text machine. If it was a dude in a book
written for women by a woman, this would be hot.

Speaker 1 (59:00):
That's a great point. Huh, that's a great point.

Speaker 4 (59:03):
But this is the whole thing about these romanticy books,
these little smutty books, is that's not it's not real life.
And that's the safety behind the page producing girlies.

Speaker 1 (59:12):
We do we think creepy?

Speaker 2 (59:14):
Or would you be flattered by a message out of
the blue?

Speaker 1 (59:16):
No? So creepy?

Speaker 2 (59:18):
Yeah, so creepy, Georgia with your garment you can't hear.
Would you be flattered if if a guy just messaged
you out of the blue?

Speaker 1 (59:26):
Have I sorry?

Speaker 2 (59:27):
Would you be flattered if a guy just messaged you
out of the blue after he saw it?

Speaker 1 (59:31):
So you're number number somewhere depends if he's hot exactly engaged?

Speaker 2 (59:37):
But yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, you wouldn't find it creepy
at all.

Speaker 1 (59:41):
He just found your number on your luggage.

Speaker 2 (59:43):
Tag at the airport. Well, is he hot?

Speaker 1 (59:47):
Okay? Can we stalk his number to see if it
goes back to fight a face? Well, back in the
day you could, you could, but you can't anymore. It's
got a number is already popping off.

Speaker 2 (59:57):
Okay, great, this is what we want to know this morning.
Hundred dance it in. You can text hering nine six
nine secks.

Speaker 4 (01:00:03):
Originally was going to say how did someone find you?
But they feel a bit creepy? How did someone get
into contact with you?

Speaker 1 (01:00:09):
Far apart? Okay, here we go, buckling.

Speaker 4 (01:00:12):
We want to know how somebody found you, got in
touch with you, got in contact with you because we're
probably in a flirty way. Yeah, because there is a
woman who received a text from a gentleman who saw
her phone number on her bag tag at an airport.

Speaker 1 (01:00:25):
I thought she was beautiful, sent her a message and
she was like, yeah, did this happen?

Speaker 2 (01:00:28):
This wasn't in New Zealand day.

Speaker 1 (01:00:30):
I was overset, like America. Yeah, okay, America America.

Speaker 2 (01:00:36):
Just like goes to show I've had my baggage tag
on like for like forever. Yeah, but you're in a minger,
got any ticks?

Speaker 1 (01:00:43):
Is he never inded this has never happened to us? Like,
do I need to write it bigger across the city?

Speaker 2 (01:00:49):
Case?

Speaker 1 (01:00:49):
Should I like get my number screen printed on my
suit cane? Yeah? Like the whole the single.

Speaker 2 (01:00:55):
Yeah, some of these someone's trying to send a screenshots.
They just see my screenshots. Said you can't send screenshots
or any multimedia message to our text machine. Canuits no,
but just message worn directly. O two one, get your
number out five seven two.

Speaker 1 (01:01:13):
Four four. That's not a real number. Now people, Oh
you started this, you'd have blame. Have you not learn anything?
You pulled? You pulled the gun out. I just pulled
the trigger. Now we're both getting done from house.

Speaker 2 (01:01:25):
Like taking the person who's court I'm not part of this,
by the way, Yeah, America, taking the parent of the school, shoot.

Speaker 1 (01:01:33):
Of the court.

Speaker 2 (01:01:33):
Don't text that number of one's being bloody stupid.

Speaker 1 (01:01:36):
He's an idiot.

Speaker 2 (01:01:37):
Oh well, and he'll get another fine from the USA
and he has malicious It was completely round.

Speaker 1 (01:01:41):
We're still paid off. The last one not malicious.

Speaker 2 (01:01:44):
It was completely random, somebody said back in the day
of COVID, Back in the days of COVID, before the
QR codes, when restaurants are open, you had to write
down your name and your phone number. Yes, the waiter
who served me messaged me after dinner asking to go
on the date. I stupid, I said yes. Turns out
it's a complete psycho and send us. I didn't even
know what these screenshots say. All right, what did you get?

Speaker 1 (01:02:02):
A bit full on?

Speaker 2 (01:02:03):
Yeah, it was maybe you got the vaccine because you
know that made people work.

Speaker 4 (01:02:09):
It was an article that had made them crazy or autistic.
It was either one of those two yeah and five
G receipt.

Speaker 2 (01:02:17):
But I remember in the early days of COVID that
was a bit of a thing, and that made me think, well,
this isn't a good idea leaving you you know, when
you were signing it everywhere, you were just leaving your
name and phone number. Yeah, it's not that's not secure, especially.

Speaker 1 (01:02:29):
When you're hot like us. I mean, you're just opening
yourself up, aren't you. Again?

Speaker 2 (01:02:34):
Still has through my luggage tag.

Speaker 1 (01:02:37):
Tenna, good morning, good morning. What happened? Does someone track
you down?

Speaker 3 (01:02:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:02:44):
So I was a teenager. I think I was, must
have been sixteen or seventeen. It was one of my
first jobs I worked at, like a dry cleaner post office.

Speaker 2 (01:02:53):
Let me ask, why is droke cleaning so expensive? Now?

Speaker 1 (01:02:55):
Yeah, sidebar.

Speaker 5 (01:02:58):
When I did it, because I'm old now, it wasn't expensive.

Speaker 1 (01:03:01):
So I don't have the answers for get weak, How
does it not get weird? How does it not get
I mean, I just don't understand how does it not
get weird?

Speaker 5 (01:03:09):
I didn't prepare myself to answer.

Speaker 2 (01:03:10):
Scientist tip the chemicals down the drain, and now you're
not allowed to do that anymore. That's why there's been
an increase in Yeah, cleaning costs. I don't know anyway,
anyway down, So someone tracked you down?

Speaker 5 (01:03:21):
Yeah so I was, yeah, sixteen or seventeen. And one
of the girls who I worked with was about older
than mess I've been in him mid twenties. And her brother,
also a similar age to her, came in once to
the shop and met me. I thought nothing of it,
and then these flowers showed up at my home address
because she had given her brother gone into the employee
records and got my home address to give her brother

(01:03:45):
a teenage girl. Yeah, I would just and I didn't
appreciate it, but I didn't also don't know how to
handle it, so I just simply ignored that it had
happened completely.

Speaker 1 (01:03:57):
Yeah, did he get the message?

Speaker 5 (01:04:00):
I never received anything else.

Speaker 2 (01:04:03):
Yes, Sianna, thank you so many messages. Where do we
even start?

Speaker 1 (01:04:10):
Where do you want to start?

Speaker 2 (01:04:11):
I had a client message me from work saying all
this weird spiritual will bees about how the stars aligned
and it was meant to be. It was so super weird.
I left the job, and now my new work I've
had to talk to him again, so it's very awkward.
Oh god, I bought some shoes I've trade me sent
a message. They sent a message after I left asking
them to go out with me on a date.

Speaker 1 (01:04:30):
Not we see, that's so straight.

Speaker 2 (01:04:34):
I've had to fire someone for getting a customer's number
from the work system and messaging them to try to
start a romantic relationship. I went to a meditation class
and you had to sign and write your name and
number when going in. Some random guy messaged me after
he got my number off the sign and sheet. Oh yeah,
that's my mate actually met a check in the club,
only knew her first name, went through hundreds of names

(01:04:55):
on Facebook foundery now now married and have two kids.

Speaker 1 (01:04:57):
Oh okay, wow exist.

Speaker 2 (01:05:00):
See that's a little different because they met, right, Yeah. Yeah,
and they tracked it down and slid in the DM
Yeah yeah. I put my name and number in a
drawer at a ice cream stand to win free ice
creams for a year. Now what in entails three ice
creams for a year? Would there be one a day
or one a week? I always think this the for

(01:05:20):
a year thing, or like won free petrol for a year,
But they just gave me fifteen hundred dollars credit.

Speaker 1 (01:05:28):
That's not going to do three months.

Speaker 2 (01:05:31):
But that would have been back in the day when
petrel was half the price it is now. I wouldn't
watch them once it was all run out. And then yeah,
I have wanted off Celtics. Okay, I think I've told this.

Speaker 1 (01:05:41):
Three is the statue of.

Speaker 2 (01:05:42):
Limitations passed when my friend can work there and she
kept all the receipts that weren't and then I just
put my name on the min anyway, which he lives
in a different country now tacking. Yeah, good luck yeah,
so I put my name in the drawer for the
free ice creams for a year. They say, what, what type?
What brand of ice Oh yeah, okay, lovely, lovely ice

(01:06:02):
lovely ice cream.

Speaker 1 (01:06:02):
I'm not going to say lovely ice cream.

Speaker 2 (01:06:04):
Got a call from a guy that was running the
stand that say I hadn't won, but I was the
most beautiful woman he'd ever say. Promise me, promise me
a lifetime of ice cream if we went on a date.
I'm intoed free ice cream and lift my logage tag on.

Speaker 4 (01:06:17):
No one's ever said that even got me the most
beautiful woman I've ever seen. It's just insane. Surely to someone,
I'm the most beautiful.

Speaker 1 (01:06:24):
Surely anyway, care someone out there thinks I'm the most beautiful?

Speaker 2 (01:06:28):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, promise me a lifetime of ice cream
if we were on a date. We're on a date, Yeah,
where's my ice cream? He was a dorchebag. I don't
get any ice cream, and I'm pretty sure I didn't
know what the years with the ice dream because he
took my name out of the drawer because he wanted
to keep my number. Yeah yeah, I had someone pop
into my DNS who stalked my work's Facebook page until
he found a post I had liked so we could

(01:06:50):
find my Facebook.

Speaker 1 (01:06:51):
He was in his forties with a kid, and I
was a twenty year old hospital worker. Was he married.
I don't know if it's marriage. Yeah, maybe maybe. I
cannot believe the amount of textwiginning. He saw me in
a parking lot. I drove a Mitsubishi Treatier. A treaty.
I've never heard of it, Okay, I knew it was ugly.

(01:07:18):
Is it funny? I love this is how people drove
when I was in high school, because as well, you
could have my old car and it was treaty.

Speaker 3 (01:07:35):
It was.

Speaker 1 (01:07:35):
It was like a pulled down V three thousands the
New Zealand traffic police used to drive. I love that.
So I don't know, maybe it's a new treaty. But anyway,
I drove a Missus Treaty.

Speaker 2 (01:07:45):
He drove around the neighborhood till he found the driveway
with a white Mitsubishi Treaty parked and came and ring
the bloody doorbell. What that's old school, right, That's got
to be back in the day. Yeah, that's going to
be back in the day when a treaty was a
great sensible vehicle try.

Speaker 1 (01:08:00):
I pawned my wedding an engagement ring.

Speaker 2 (01:08:02):
I had to provide all my details and I'd get
calls and texts from someone I mean that worked at
the porn.

Speaker 1 (01:08:09):
On the market.

Speaker 4 (01:08:09):
Yeah, nothing screamed single like selling off your engagement right.

Speaker 2 (01:08:12):
Warning them too, warning, Oh, this one's a long one
and I haven't pre read it.

Speaker 1 (01:08:17):
Get it, just get in raw.

Speaker 2 (01:08:19):
When I left at Melbourne, I was waiting to catch
a train home. Some random guy came out to me
and said, Hey, do you have a phone I can use?
And at first I thought he was going to take
the phone and run, but there was plenty of people around,
so I gave him my phone and he said, I
just need to call my partner to let it know
I'm running late and to meet me at the train station.
So he proceeded to dial a number, spoke to someone,
and then gave the phone back. I jumped on the
train and went home. By the time I got home
and received a phone call from a number, so I
answered it. Long story short, it ended up being the

(01:08:41):
guy who borrowed my phone. He called his own number
of mine to get my number. When I spoke on
the phone, he admitted that he found me very attractive
and didn't have the courage to say it at the
train station.

Speaker 1 (01:08:53):
We went on a date?

Speaker 2 (01:08:55):
What just go.

Speaker 1 (01:09:00):
And what happened?

Speaker 5 (01:09:02):
We need?

Speaker 1 (01:09:11):
How did the day go? Give some more details? Gives
more details out as did the.

Speaker 2 (01:09:18):
Guy say the lie about having a partner? Like why
not just say something else?

Speaker 1 (01:09:23):
That's so off put it?

Speaker 2 (01:09:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:09:25):
How was any other follow up questions? Was he hot?
Was he he must have been hot otherwise?

Speaker 2 (01:09:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:09:34):
Oh my god. I called one one one Okay.

Speaker 4 (01:09:37):
To report an accident that happened on the opposite side
of the motorway as we drove past.

Speaker 1 (01:09:40):
A few hours later, I got.

Speaker 4 (01:09:41):
A text message from the one one one operator saying
I had a nice voice and sounded confident on the phone,
and do they want to go on a dates?

Speaker 1 (01:09:48):
Oh my god. I was in the car with my partner.
We laughed our heads off, but later I was like,
what the hell have you? Either had a callback from
someone at the call center. I mean, I know you
leave your number and your lug edge compliments about my voice,
saying I've got a great voice for radio. Yeah, but
never had a call man, never had anyone call me back.
And saying you sound like the most beautiful woman in
the world.

Speaker 2 (01:10:08):
God, if someone could just say it to her to
shut her up, well, it'd be great. Go on, I'm
gonna light to your face, your ugly face, that ugly,
bloody mega face it. I hired a trailer at a
petrol station. After I returned it and an employee texts
me to chat to check.

Speaker 1 (01:10:26):
Guy saw me at a funeral.

Speaker 2 (01:10:28):
As a guy saw me at a funeral, I spoke
to his friend, a mutual friend. He spent three weeks
asking his friend to introduce him to me. Then he
found someone else at his work that knew me. She
put in a good word for him. Where now married?
And men to give the ten years?

Speaker 1 (01:10:44):
I did not. I did not see it coming. I
did not see a funeral.

Speaker 2 (01:10:47):
Hoo.

Speaker 1 (01:10:47):
Can we get more details about the not yet? Did
you say, gizmore details? I said, gives more details?

Speaker 5 (01:10:52):
Ah?

Speaker 1 (01:10:53):
How was the date and did it go anywhere? Yeah?
Or someone's just missing gun. You're the most beautiful woman
in the world, Hayley. It was too late. You don't
know been looking at it? Look at me right now?
They have a Minger phone number. It's gonna be a
minger or one of them.

Speaker 2 (01:11:10):
One of them's got an old two one then six digits.
They were on a plan back and nice.

Speaker 1 (01:11:16):
One of those hire the car in Scotland, can't hire
a guy came out with us for the night. We've
got details on the date. The day was fantastic.

Speaker 2 (01:11:26):
Wait wait the car rental guy the train station and
finished the car rental guy. They just said horrific. Okay, right,
so one that he just tracked their cart down and
find them and is remember I don't know how that looks. Yeah, right,
The date was fantastic. This is from the train station story. Yep,
the date was fantastic. He turned up and his leathers
on a motorbike.

Speaker 1 (01:11:47):
Beautiful. Wait, Hayley's done y beautiful dinner. I thought you
were going to see something else there. Unfortunately beautiful.

Speaker 2 (01:11:58):
Unfortunately, no further because I had to head back to
New Zealand for an emergency.

Speaker 1 (01:12:03):
No New Zealand, We'll always be here. It turns out
he wasn't straight after all. There was this is a
man blood twist away assumed female. Wait wait the person
texting it as a man as a man? Wait? A
man with another man? Hell? Another man in Melbourne. Unbelievable.

(01:12:28):
Wait wait, so am I allowed to scream that? In
twenty twenty four confirm.

Speaker 2 (01:12:35):
Your sorry away they had to come back to New
Zealand for an emergency. Turns out he wasn't straight after all.
There was no girlfriend la face.

Speaker 4 (01:12:47):
Right, Okay, I call my girlfriend but actually, and this
is a man texting in, I've gotta call my girlfriend.

Speaker 1 (01:12:53):
But actually I'm gay. This story has this is not
as exciting now that I know it's gay. Yeah, the gays,
you're like, you do anything.

Speaker 2 (01:13:02):
I'm running back the letters confirmed gender and they sleep
with each other right after the leathers.

Speaker 1 (01:13:11):
We imagining the motorcycle leathers to be slightly different now than.

Speaker 2 (01:13:17):
Yes, and I'm imagining he had a Pikachu helmet with
the ears.

Speaker 1 (01:13:23):
I'm imagining like eighties but now now he's.

Speaker 2 (01:13:26):
Now his motorbikes changed too, because I imagine them and
now it's a Karlasaki ninja.

Speaker 1 (01:13:32):
No, I'm imagining.

Speaker 4 (01:13:33):
You know that there's like old homo erotic drawings of
men and leathers, and it's got like a deep plunging v.

Speaker 1 (01:13:41):
Guys, I'm the little little camp, yeah, gay camp, little
gay capot. Those leather caps and say that they're not
little gay caps. I mean sure, sure, okaya LEAs haighly
confirmed from the man himself. He was looking tall and
dark features. I want play Ms. Fletch worn and Haley

(01:14:09):
plays Ms. Fletch one and Hailey. Fact of the Day, day.

Speaker 2 (01:14:14):
Day day day.

Speaker 1 (01:14:17):
Do do do do do do do do do do
do do do do do do do do do doo.

Speaker 2 (01:14:29):
Today's are fact of the days about how many it's
manti verse week loving it it's many week loving.

Speaker 5 (01:14:35):
Do we all know?

Speaker 2 (01:14:36):
Because Anthony Regular Fact of the Day contributor messaged and saying,
you've are you going to cover the story about the
people who climb out ever us in their pooh?

Speaker 1 (01:14:45):
Yeah? Do you remember the reading about that they had
taken poo off? Oh yeah, obviously you don't want to live.

Speaker 2 (01:14:49):
Turns up there were placing bags and then just leaving
them there.

Speaker 1 (01:14:53):
Oh for God's sake, And they were like someone else.

Speaker 2 (01:14:55):
Will get that wasn't the white because I was just like,
it's gross and it's plastic, it's pollution.

Speaker 1 (01:15:00):
Yeah, and they were.

Speaker 2 (01:15:02):
The bags were getting just deteriorated by the conditions that
open and then the purs would mountain was getting into
drinking water. That was the main reason. It flows down
into like viligious drinking water and stuff. And they were
testing and they had like really higher cola levels.

Speaker 4 (01:15:15):
If we're pooping the bags right on the side of
a mountain, are we pooping onto the ground and then
picking it up.

Speaker 1 (01:15:20):
With a bag like a dog poops right into the
bed into the bag? Oh, I don't know, you know,
how do you know how big it's going to be?

Speaker 2 (01:15:27):
What I would hold actually hold the bag tois like
it was a balloon into the mouth.

Speaker 1 (01:15:33):
Because you and like you could be in like gusty conditions.
It could be bag around the minus twenty. You're saying,
put the bag inside the pants. Never drop the pants, pop.

Speaker 4 (01:15:44):
Into the No, no, no, you've got to poop onto
the ground and then you've got to pick it up
like a dog.

Speaker 2 (01:15:50):
If you poop me onto the ground, you've already got
your pants down. You might as well just do it
into the bad It was just easy. It was running
for you might have a funny tummy. Okay, here we go,
here we go. I've googled.

Speaker 1 (01:15:58):
Thank you. This is from the bee. This is the fact.

Speaker 2 (01:16:00):
By the way, this isn't the Okay, most climbers and
support stuff tend to dig a hole. But the higher
you go at the mountain, some locations have leafts less snow.

Speaker 1 (01:16:08):
Yeah, of course, so you have to go to the
toilet in the open.

Speaker 2 (01:16:12):
Very few people bring the excrement back and buy degradable
bags when climbing Everest, which came that way, such as.

Speaker 1 (01:16:18):
The stuff of just all these plastic bags up there.
We must leave our poop.

Speaker 4 (01:16:24):
Also the mountain. We've got the sidebars we are taking here,
but the mountain is so busy you see it now,
it is cue, so you're just seeing people taking a
dump on the side.

Speaker 2 (01:16:34):
Yeah, lock myself up with those. You know when you
go to Bali you have those anti diarrhea PILs. Yeah,
but then you're carrying that all up the medium no
oh yeah inside Yeah, imagine when you haven't passed and
then yeah, you get just get down to the base.

Speaker 1 (01:16:52):
Solid dog rollawn would be a big luncheon chub.

Speaker 5 (01:16:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:16:59):
It would be plastic wrapped as well, and you'd just
be screaming. Oh you would be Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:17:04):
You'd have to surgically remove it anyway, and you'd have
to give it a name, you would you'd have to
birth and name it and get a birth stuff everything. Gosh,
get a little christening gown.

Speaker 1 (01:17:14):
Yeah. Find a godparent.

Speaker 4 (01:17:18):
Yeah, guys, you guys have been my dear friends for years,
and I have an important question to ask you.

Speaker 1 (01:17:25):
Maybe the god parents to.

Speaker 2 (01:17:27):
My to my.

Speaker 1 (01:17:32):
You've got to find a good school to get it enrolled,
have to move to get a bit of zone. You
got to do it basically from birth to get into
your grand zone. Oh well, I want to be double
zoned baby.

Speaker 2 (01:17:42):
You know, oh name of George after Georgie Efest himself,
who gave his name famously to the mountain. Even though
we've been saying that wrong the whole time, It's.

Speaker 1 (01:17:50):
Not Everest, it's ever rest Rest. Did you know that?

Speaker 2 (01:17:54):
E That's another fact that's not even today's man, right.

Speaker 1 (01:17:57):
What is today's fact.

Speaker 2 (01:17:58):
Today's fact to the day is how many people, by
last count have summit at everests Okay, weirdly we haven't
had numbers from the last two seasons. Okay, there have
been eleven, three hundred and forty six summits of Everest
by six thousand different people.

Speaker 1 (01:18:14):
Now you're doing the mass on that.

Speaker 2 (01:18:16):
A couple of shep is doing some doubles there well.
One sherper Nepali schirper who currently holds the record for
the most times Everest has been climbed belongs to Cami
Rita Sherpa who has climbed Everest thirty times.

Speaker 1 (01:18:31):
Thirty times.

Speaker 2 (01:18:32):
They must be they must have a Guinness record or something.

Speaker 1 (01:18:34):
Yes, and also I believe holds.

Speaker 2 (01:18:36):
The record for the fastest ascension. Oh yeah, of Everest.

Speaker 1 (01:18:41):
They him him. They he must have a set of
bloody calf muscles on him.

Speaker 2 (01:18:46):
Yeah. Quads records, yea, quads, but not a lot, not
a lot sinewy, nothing extra on the board. Yeah right,
that mountain net quick but all of the Kenton Cool
is the only non Nepalese person in the top ten.
So yeah, as a British climber, and it's climbed it

(01:19:08):
eighteen times. Good stuff. Yeah, the number have they said?
Do you know how many New Zealanders have climbed it?

Speaker 1 (01:19:15):
That would be a good fact for another day. Roberts
and Dean Staples have both done it. Roberts mikes, he
is incredible. Yeah, he's in great shame. He's in great shame.

Speaker 2 (01:19:26):
We've got quite a few New Zealanders on this list
of people that have claimed it more than once.

Speaker 4 (01:19:32):
So this whole list is anyone that's said it more
than once. Oh yeah, well our guy did it first.
I mean, that's it's our best claim.

Speaker 2 (01:19:38):
Marty Schmid's done it twice, Good old Marts, Gary Ball
he passed away on the mountain, didn't it because that
was what the TV movie was about. Yeah, that's an
intense watch. Gary, he did it twice. I'm just going
to scoop right up to the top here to our
our new Zealanders up the top. Yeah, Dean and Mike
did it nine times each. Look at me talking like that.
My best mates Just Jamie McGinnis has done at six times, Jamie,

(01:20:02):
Jimmy Boy. So yeah, really ah, most people are double
dipping on the Everest. So that's why there's the cues
at the top, because I've about four times.

Speaker 1 (01:20:11):
I've actually do on the mount only once in my life.
But really it was tough. Yeah, Coat, it's a great
summit up there.

Speaker 2 (01:20:17):
So today's back to the day is, as of twenty
twenty two, eleven thousand summits of Everest have been accomplished
by six thousand different people.

Speaker 1 (01:20:27):
In one dog roll back to the day day day
day day.

Speaker 4 (01:20:34):
Do do do do do do do do do do
do do do do do dodo duoo.

Speaker 2 (01:20:43):
Someone did say we forgot to throw a gender reveal
party for our how over year.

Speaker 3 (01:20:49):
Dog roll plays Flett Voorne and Hailey, So that I
was leaving work.

Speaker 2 (01:20:56):
Reasonable hour, most reasonable now when we depart, Fletch you
when your way yeap Hale and I we caught.

Speaker 1 (01:21:05):
The lift down.

Speaker 2 (01:21:06):
I think we said something very silly when we got
to the base and I couldn't remember.

Speaker 1 (01:21:09):
I walked to the car laughing. I remember that much.
And then because it's just fun all the time around here.
It's not just for on air, no, god no, it
continues off here. It's a genuine friendship.

Speaker 4 (01:21:18):
It's a genuine friendship, genuine and it permeates into the
radio waves.

Speaker 2 (01:21:22):
When you keep saying it. Though people don't believe that.

Speaker 1 (01:21:24):
Going to go we've decided that we're going to go
out for breakfast. I won our next lot of billboards
to say you want to genuine friendship.

Speaker 2 (01:21:30):
Yeah, people think it's not because exactly what stating If
it is genuinely friends, and then it's us we've.

Speaker 1 (01:21:38):
Got to arms right each other like that, like a
big smile. Hailey came to my house yesterday. Yeah, how
about that genuine friendship? And I borrowed the bistle. Yeah,
she's bistling some bits. What did you soil? I've got
some eggs we pulled by the way. The shadow does
this all the time.

Speaker 2 (01:21:52):
Someone will I sell those eggs at the end of
the driveway and people come around the shoutows like you
want a dozen eggs.

Speaker 1 (01:21:56):
I'm like, hey, here's my pocket money.

Speaker 4 (01:21:58):
I'm gonna have them for dinner tonight. Yeah good, I
even't soiled anything. We pulled ourn bid based out of storage.
You know it's been in the garage, so are you
going to give it a bissel?

Speaker 1 (01:22:08):
Give it a bit, get some duff.

Speaker 2 (01:22:10):
So yesterday leaving work driving Da da da dah, and
I see a car hit a man. I'm like, that
looks like Haley's car. Check the number plate. I'm like,
that is lash lash car flash man. How did she
get ahead of me? Was the first thing I thought.
I pull up alongside to be like, how do you
get a hit of me? I pull up alongside her,

(01:22:30):
windows up.

Speaker 1 (01:22:31):
Yep, and all I hear through it is like.

Speaker 3 (01:22:39):
That.

Speaker 2 (01:22:42):
And I look at her like I wind the window
down and she looks across and she wants it down,
and I've got it on video.

Speaker 1 (01:22:48):
You can hear it for yourself.

Speaker 2 (01:22:49):
This is what is what Instagram has deemed filthy and
has taken it down. Now, I did caption it, I
did capture it. Ever pulled up alongside your coworker leaving
work and they're listening to porn.

Speaker 1 (01:23:01):
Dirty.

Speaker 4 (01:23:02):
It was an audio erotica audio audio audio and I
was just catching up on a on a new drop
and this this particular straight in this particular quein creator.

Speaker 1 (01:23:14):
It's not too bad. Yeah, it's not bad. The particular
queen creator has a very low voice, right, and so
it was rumbling. I was like, is this the video?

Speaker 2 (01:23:24):
You tur yeah, okay, something in appropriate air You're like,
and I'm like, dirty bitch.

Speaker 1 (01:23:28):
As you leave. That's I think I think I did
an appropriate action with my mouth.

Speaker 2 (01:23:33):
Yeah, okay, you're like a car in the next lane.

Speaker 1 (01:23:47):
It's the next lane.

Speaker 2 (01:23:48):
You can hear that, you that's over the sound of engines,
that's over the sound of the ale of the city.

Speaker 1 (01:23:56):
Yeah. Well, it was just touching base with the latest
Quinn drop. Don't big touching base where you're driving.

Speaker 4 (01:24:02):
I wasn't touching base. I was just having a listen.
And I didn't think that it was permeating through the
walls of the mass Oh, it.

Speaker 1 (01:24:09):
Was really coming through.

Speaker 2 (01:24:11):
I heard it when I first pulled up, and then
I sat on that for a while and I was like, ma,
And then I watched it again at night and I
showed and she said, that said, that's funny. I WASAI,
I'm gonna put on Instagram. So I put it up
and I said, even pull up alongside your coworker living work,
and they listened to audio porn, friend porn, coworker and
friend I put. I changed the O and porn to

(01:24:32):
an asterisk because it did say to me, there's some
words in here that we've had complaints about before. Then
I noticed how dirty a car was, so I wrote
also dirty bitch and dirty car. Now I changed that
I in bitch to a exclamation point, and the sea
got a little finger on the bottom. Right.

Speaker 1 (01:24:50):
Great, So I thought he skirted the rules.

Speaker 2 (01:24:54):
Okay, why I got a notification this morning that it
has been removed because it breaches the guidelines of bullying.

Speaker 1 (01:25:01):
I've been bullied. I've actually been the target of bullying
have you some of my life to rain about the post? No, no,
I only didn't.

Speaker 4 (01:25:09):
I didn't see it until you mentioned this this morning,
and then it was almost too late. Yeah, but it's
nice that people are coming to my defense.

Speaker 2 (01:25:17):
Well, I don't think I think it's no one's complying
because I couldn't see the part where it see someone complained.
It's just said with it's like as these words and
proNT of the accompanying sounds.

Speaker 4 (01:25:29):
So they're offended at what you've said about me, not
the highly sort of sexual sexualized sounds permeated from my
car that I guess now I know everyone here is yeah, yeah,
maybe turned the volume down.

Speaker 1 (01:25:45):
Yeah, these basy boys, you know, maybe they need to
pitch up. Yeah, their voice is a bit more.

Speaker 2 (01:25:50):
Yeah. I ah, oh, I'm busting for a ways after
that podcast, I'll tell you it's.

Speaker 1 (01:26:02):
A podcast that you are allowed to listen to. It
was you will. There's no rules on when we were
allowed to listen to.

Speaker 2 (01:26:08):
A bro just says here, I'm busting for a week.
I read it, Okay, I read it.

Speaker 1 (01:26:13):
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