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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 3 (00:14):
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Speaker 1 (00:18):
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This morning, the Top six is on the way Australia
looking at banning under sixteens from social media. Yeah, yeah,
wady tun your micro.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
Dis organize, your set on your chaff. I arrived a
little bit earlier.

Speaker 3 (00:49):
Yeah, you did the Columbus chair and then just melted
for a talk into the microphone, put your headphones on radio.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
It's like you've been doing this for six months. People
to know I'm moving, You know I'm moving.

Speaker 4 (01:03):
One what's moving? This morning we'll come back to the
top sex my guts.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
Oh we don't need to know about it.

Speaker 4 (01:09):
No, but nothing, there's nothing actually happening.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
Just sounds like you've had some bad chicken I did
have chicken for you. Do live in a Canterbury Halls
of residence, I do, I fly up every morning. I
do think that could be it.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
It could be finally got me anyway back to the
top sex.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
Yes, So Australia looking at banning under sixteen some social
media top six types of adults.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
That probably need to be banned from social media to Yeah, where.

Speaker 3 (01:36):
I think we could easily come up with sex on
the spot.

Speaker 4 (01:38):
Yeah, well, particularly because there is a rise in Google searches.
This is a reason why adults we google searches post election.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
Yeah, this is.

Speaker 3 (01:49):
Bleak'still make you just go. Of course, of course there
you go.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
Play z ms Fleashborn and Haley.

Speaker 4 (01:56):
I think we do have a few Trump supporting listeners
and in good and good morning.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
To you we have we have heard from them in
the last couple of mornings.

Speaker 4 (02:06):
There's a few as a handful and it's fine. We
want you to laugh out later in the mornings.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
Just don't share with me in politics because this result
it's not it hasn't been. It's not great for a
large group of people women. I'm one of those.

Speaker 4 (02:19):
Now there has been a rise since it was announced
that Donald Trump is the new president or will be
very soon. In Google searchers, yes, two of which are
very interesting. One is terrible news. Did Joe Biden drop out?
That's a rise into Google search.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
It's weird because our elections are always like surprise, three
months time we're having an election.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
The UK is the same.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
Australia, whereas America it's like years and years out of
knowing or a year out the debate. They're in a
constant election soon yeahah, and they're like, here's you know,
the next nominee.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
Yeah, you might a year and a half hour. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (03:01):
And even with Joe Biden dropping out kind of late
in the game, right, he started his presidential campaign and
then it was called that we don't think the effort
to do the job.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
He listened and when I'll step aside. But how did
people not know that? What you were this morning? They said,
just Kamela Harris's campaign was one hundred and seven days long.
That's a stat of the year, for God's sake.

Speaker 3 (03:22):
Yeah, people don't. People just don't. People don't listen, they
don't care. They actively chune it out because they're like,
I'm not going to make it. When that's difference if
you're our if you're not watching the news because nobody's
watching terrestrial TV was very few. Yeah, it's on the
depart mostly older people now at the Ryman. But you
if your algorithm doesn't dish it up, you don't get

(03:44):
the news.

Speaker 4 (03:44):
So you're just following, so you're not even listening to
the arguments from the other side. So then it kind
of all starts to make sense as to why so
many people voted for Trump.

Speaker 3 (03:55):
Were there people at the voting booth that were like,
where's Joe Biden's name?

Speaker 1 (04:00):
And then they were like, I better google this? Like,
what the hell I can't find it. It's so bad
this is it's even amazing that they knew that his
name was Joe Biden.

Speaker 4 (04:10):
Yeah, okay, so that's one of the oh my god,
Google peak.

Speaker 3 (04:14):
It wasn't like a that was a Google peak within America,
not outside of America or.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
Within America with in America, also within America. That just
gives me good luck, good good best of luck everyone
now the right.

Speaker 4 (04:29):
Another rise, another rise out of America in Google searches
is moved to New Zealand.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
Oh, this happened last time.

Speaker 4 (04:37):
This happened last time, and I get it. It looks
pretty dishy down here.

Speaker 3 (04:41):
I feel like last time everyone was like, have he wins,
I'm moving to New Zealand or I'm moving.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
Everybody said it, but nobody did it.

Speaker 4 (04:48):
And even though we we are run by a more
conservative party, a more conservative government than you know, a
liberal government, I can.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
Imagine looking at New Zealand being like place, that's pretty cool.
Americans just move here easily. I don't think they can.
Don't need to be rude, but I'm good. We don't.
We don't need. We don't want you Americans.

Speaker 2 (05:11):
I know.

Speaker 4 (05:11):
I was like, at least if those Americans move, they
will be the more left leaning Americans, which is better.

Speaker 3 (05:17):
But didn't you run a campaign like for doctors and like.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
Yeah, all the stuff. I don't know if that was
fake or not. Yeah, I didn't know either. Could we
just if you're going to come, that's fine, no my
part am, I welcome. It's lovely here. Just a few things.
Shush a bit because wrech coming from you. I'm loud man,
I've got a big mouth, and cafes got It's just
it's quite charring. Just not on a cruise ship. You

(05:47):
don't need to be shout.

Speaker 4 (05:50):
You guys love cruise well, I would love the more
New Yorkians. Let's hark back to we were in Queenstown
and we were on the on the Earnslaw and we
heard the most cooked Erican accent.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
Do you remember that woman?

Speaker 3 (06:02):
It was like, kill my god, look at the mountains.

Speaker 1 (06:07):
Amazing views. Let's get some of them, some of them
because we like, that's fun, love it, play it ms
born in Hailey.

Speaker 5 (06:15):
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

Speaker 1 (06:18):
This is the top six.

Speaker 3 (06:22):
Well Australia looking at banning social media for under sixteen
year olds.

Speaker 4 (06:28):
I joined social media when I was sixteen.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
That was my Space.

Speaker 3 (06:33):
How old were we were, like we were twenties when
we got Speavious Zebra Dad.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
Yeah right, Paul, I don't know what the first like
my Space two thousand five, we would have been in
our twenties. Yea, as a teenager, Good Lord in heaven.

Speaker 3 (06:53):
There was social media when I was a teenager because
I was a dick kid.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
Yeah, and I was posted.

Speaker 3 (06:59):
What was more of a dickeed more it's still a
dickead It was love, but still such a dicke, such
a dickhead, but I was more of a dicket Wow yeah.

Speaker 1 (07:09):
Hy videos of all and incriminated ourselves and you didn't
get the bullying.

Speaker 3 (07:16):
You didn't get the everything that comes to social media,
the time wasting. Yeah, because that's interesting because schools that
have banned phones are like, oh, kids like run around
at lunchtime.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
Now they do things.

Speaker 4 (07:27):
They use those legs, they use legs and wow in
sunshine legs and fresh air.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
And they're actually that.

Speaker 3 (07:33):
It's like and they're just noticing this insane like change.

Speaker 1 (07:38):
Oh, it can only be good. I can't.

Speaker 4 (07:39):
I cannot imagine being a teenager is hard enough. I
cannot imagine having Instagram, TikTok and all of that.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
Going at the same time.

Speaker 3 (07:47):
There's a setting in Apple products where you can turn
on like from my phone because we're on a family thing,
I can put a screen time restriction on the girls devices.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
That's amazing some days.

Speaker 3 (07:59):
Some days, Oh oh okay, it's really weird how you've
been on there. They don't know the passcode because I'll
constantly get like, I'll go to the thing a little
bit like you've failed to put in the passcode five times.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
Oh my god, little sheep yeah, so they trying.

Speaker 3 (08:14):
So the Australian Prime Minister has said yesterday and announced
this it'll be a world leading package of measures that
could become law by late next year. They're trialing an
age verification system that will block children from accessing social
media platforms, maybe like a real me thing, so you
also can't yeah, playing that's also is that like the

(08:35):
government having your logan or you're like, will they see
your social media and would that then give someone like
that's what they want? Oh, I'm just thinking of like
hackers would then have like yeah, but anyway, I'm.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
Sure to think about these things. People are saying.

Speaker 3 (08:50):
Yeah, kids are using social media too much, so, you know,
and it's not just that it's the content they're seeing
which is shaping them.

Speaker 1 (08:56):
It's so good. Yeah, I mean, I'm all for it.
We had to get our eating disorders from magazines. Yeah,
we used to pay.

Speaker 3 (09:05):
We used to pay for the privilege of making our
bodies feel like.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
Ninety here to pay six ninety for body dysmorphia eight
thirty there, you know, we had to wait a week
to get more. Oh my god, that's so true.

Speaker 3 (09:20):
But at least you've got six days off the Body
Morphia magazine a year before we waited for the next
We used to have to pull open at the perforated
pages to get our inappropriate CONTENTA right, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well I've got the top six types of adults that
also need to be banned from social media.

Speaker 1 (09:37):
I just don't think it should just be your kids. Yeah.
Number six on.

Speaker 3 (09:40):
The list, your auntie that she is obvious fake business
account giveaways.

Speaker 1 (09:43):
Oh oh yeah, my god.

Speaker 4 (09:44):
Speaking of aunties, I had, you know, in your memories
thing popped up and it was a memory from how
long ago were the were the protests in Well, yeah,
it was my aunt a couple of it's a beautiful
photo next to Brian Toumack.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
I was like, I've seen the.

Speaker 3 (10:05):
Other this is this is side of the side of
the family that's bad.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
Auntie. Yeah, she's still very much so. Yeah, I don't know,
we don't we don't really talk.

Speaker 3 (10:16):
Ye are friends that they're still or like muted? Nah, deleted,
gone gone. Number five on the list of the top
sex adults that need to be banned from social media
to your mom who only ever puts a status update
up when it says I've.

Speaker 1 (10:30):
Been hacked, don't accept anything. Oh my god, how many
times she.

Speaker 3 (10:34):
Is also the same mum that accidentally posts instead of searching.

Speaker 1 (10:39):
A oh yeah, now, and have you.

Speaker 3 (10:44):
Dad tweeting instead of googling yeah. Number four on the
last of the top sex types of adults that need
to be banned from social media as well. Your old
high school friend that posts every other week about their
latest business venture.

Speaker 1 (10:55):
Oh, yep, fear absolutely always business.

Speaker 4 (10:59):
But boy, do I have some skin care for you?

Speaker 1 (11:02):
Tell me all about it.

Speaker 3 (11:03):
Oh, it's great because I got a garage that needs
to be full of shit artled and never be able
to sell.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
Yeah, you know that's my dream.

Speaker 3 (11:10):
Number three on the list of the top sex adults
they need to be banned from social media to your
fully grown adult friend that.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
Still posts mysterious illness posts.

Speaker 3 (11:18):
Oh yeah, it socks that socks in a hospital bed.

Speaker 1 (11:22):
I don't want to talk about it. I don't want
to talk about it really, going through some stuff at
the moment. Guys. I'll let you all know soon when
I get the results. Please don't worry.

Speaker 4 (11:31):
Don't or at least dot com it will be please cass.

Speaker 3 (11:39):
Number two on the last of the top sex adults
they need to be banned from social media that made
it yours. That's a Facebook marketplace fiend and sells everything
that should just probably be put in the bin.

Speaker 1 (11:47):
Oh, I know, market places just for trash. Some friends
selling some stuff.

Speaker 3 (11:53):
I was like, you can hide it from free, hide
that from free, always hide from friends.

Speaker 1 (11:58):
So embarrassing. Yeah, that's embarrassed. Just put it in the
pin or donate it.

Speaker 4 (12:02):
Don't be a marketplace, doesn't get an example. It thinks
I'm in California.

Speaker 1 (12:06):
That place.

Speaker 4 (12:06):
Oh really, I just saw some great cheers and I
was like, fantastic Concord, California, San Jose, California.

Speaker 1 (12:13):
You need to redrop your pinn. I think you've never
been to California. Why not not since I was San
Francisco one hundred kilometers away.

Speaker 3 (12:21):
Yeah, something's not right San Francisco. That's it's read your
lesbian energy and it's like, this is a woman who's
to a lovely gay city. Yeah you post the San
fran but in Silicon Valley because she's a young go getter.

Speaker 1 (12:33):
And she likes a botox.

Speaker 3 (12:35):
Yeah, she lays someone else hate two less of the
top sex adults. They need to be banned from social media.
Whatever Adults is in charge of those five minute craft videos.
Yesterday I saw someone making shoes out of spaghetti.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
I'm beginning in concrete. It was they made. I don't
even know what they were trying to achieve. Yes, some
told you like, well, what's the point of that. There's
big plastic sheet and pulled spaghetti in it. They wrap
their foot and glad rep then they put their glad
wrap foot in the spaghinti and then pulled the bag
up and tied it around. You have to watch to

(13:14):
the end because you need to know what they're doing.
You always do. And I love when they're making these
shoes out of spaghetti. It's somehow somewhere in the video
a pair of lu batons are cut apart. You're like,
there's a bat of shoes. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (13:24):
They're always destroying a perfectly good something to make a
real ship version of there.

Speaker 1 (13:28):
I just can't understand he's running these pages. Get them manned.

Speaker 3 (13:33):
That's today, Stop Sicks play Fletchforn and Hayley.

Speaker 4 (13:38):
So big day for producer Shannon. She said a lot
of big days recently. We're so proud watching the grow
up before our very ice. How patronizing Shannon. When you
said this, I was like, yeah, that's okay. This happened
all the time, but I didn't realize how many of
these you'd failed.

Speaker 6 (13:53):
Yeah, I've got an apartment inspection today.

Speaker 1 (13:56):
But why And we were like, what's the concern. You're like,
I don't want to.

Speaker 7 (14:00):
Yeah, I failed a few over the years. So I
moved out when I was eighteen, and I've rented ever since.

Speaker 1 (14:05):
A renegade and thanks, leave in the house as soon
as you can. No, I like that.

Speaker 7 (14:11):
Yeah, maybe I was off to christ Church.

Speaker 6 (14:14):
Yeah, I failed. The biggest one was in Dunedin.

Speaker 7 (14:18):
There was ice on the inside of our windows and
we failed for not having ventilation.

Speaker 1 (14:24):
More like them afterwards, I will saytely.

Speaker 3 (14:29):
Understand like people whose houses they're like my heart, the
flats mold is like you never opened a window totally,
You've gotten wetting here the window ice.

Speaker 7 (14:40):
Yes, And we didn't have a heat pump or anything either.

Speaker 6 (14:43):
So the house has been condemned since.

Speaker 7 (14:44):
But we did get We got a week to sort
it out and then otherwise we would have got evicted.

Speaker 6 (14:50):
Like it was a serious fail.

Speaker 1 (14:52):
I've had it pulling this on you anyway, This is
in the past.

Speaker 7 (14:55):
Yeah, but so I've had a few that was a
big fail where we actually got to notice. But I
I've had a few like like warning us.

Speaker 1 (15:03):
Tell us the toilet seat.

Speaker 7 (15:04):
One we live, we a male flatmate left the toilet
seed up clean. I will say, like, we did scrub it,
but he left it up and they failed us.

Speaker 1 (15:12):
I'm sorry, but do that pieces of ship.

Speaker 7 (15:17):
You know. And the thing is it's like we do
live there and they do it between nine and five.
And for me going home today, you know, I have
to now sit there in my work clothes, just on
the couch, not touching anything.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
I can't cook, I can't wait. I suppose you a
whole bunch of them today. But yeah, I did.

Speaker 7 (15:33):
Learn a little hack though from someone. They said to
text the property manager and be like, I'm in zoom
meetings all day. Can you give me a half an
hour warning when you're coming so I can.

Speaker 6 (15:45):
So I've tried that, but I'm unsure.

Speaker 1 (15:47):
If it's going to work right.

Speaker 7 (15:49):
But you know, I've failed a few times. And once
we had dishes in the sink. There was two breakfast plates.

Speaker 1 (15:54):
Disgusting.

Speaker 3 (15:55):
Sorry, breakfast and dishes in the sink is not and
it wasn't problem.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
No, God, there's dishes everywhere in a month.

Speaker 6 (16:05):
And I promise you I'm not grubby like that.

Speaker 4 (16:08):
You were nervous and your fail them in the past.
I did ask the question, I'll quote myself, what are
you a pig? Because then I had an image in
my head of you got your flat being.

Speaker 7 (16:17):
No, I can't be grubby. It's thirty seven meters squared.
I wouldn't be able to walk if it.

Speaker 4 (16:21):
I can't live a crumb otherwise it's crowded in there. Yeah,
so what's the plan, Like, how have you combated anxiety?

Speaker 6 (16:29):
I think I'm going to bribe her?

Speaker 1 (16:32):
What's what money you've got? You've got Cynabons?

Speaker 6 (16:36):
I still have some, and so I'm debating just leave.

Speaker 4 (16:39):
Its applaud the restraint that you've had synabonds for a
couple of days.

Speaker 3 (16:44):
So happy in New Zealand, so delicious, amazing.

Speaker 1 (16:49):
But I did hoover up quite a few of the esterday.

Speaker 7 (16:51):
Didn't I I'm thinking of just leaving one out and
being like, enjoy But then I don't know if.

Speaker 1 (16:57):
Screw screw that.

Speaker 3 (17:00):
Don't you don't need to It's not like there's a
hole in the wall, and you need to like, hey,
don't look at the hole in the wall.

Speaker 1 (17:06):
He's just done there. He's a delicious sin.

Speaker 4 (17:07):
I've just stacked a bit of furniture against behind there.

Speaker 1 (17:13):
That's your synabon, that's.

Speaker 7 (17:14):
Not the I have covered some suitcases with a mink blanket, thinking.

Speaker 1 (17:18):
You're a suitcase. She's going to look under there, making
sure it's not a dead body.

Speaker 6 (17:26):
It's a suitcase.

Speaker 1 (17:27):
Attention to it, you just make you know.

Speaker 6 (17:29):
It's just a tall mink.

Speaker 1 (17:30):
But you're allowed to have it. You're renting this apartment.
You're allowed to have a suitcase in it.

Speaker 3 (17:35):
You're allowed anything you want and there, as long as
it's not illegal or a.

Speaker 1 (17:38):
Dead body or something. Would be a great landlord want
if you're renting.

Speaker 7 (17:44):
You know though, like they can fail you on the
dumber stuff, and it's so stresful because then you have
to do it again a week later, so you can't
live properly for the next week. I'd keep my suitcase
hidden by the mink blanket for a week and that's.

Speaker 1 (17:55):
Just stressful, honest. Even if there is a dead body,
you take it with you and you move out. Yeah, yeah,
I'm going to have to get rid of it.

Speaker 4 (18:05):
You know, but what if Vaughn, let's just put yourself
in the landlord's position here. What if the body is
decomposing through the carpet.

Speaker 3 (18:11):
Now we were replacing the carr bond, you're losing.

Speaker 1 (18:16):
Body decomposes through my carpet. You can't rug after away decomposition.
You can't. And I have tried.

Speaker 2 (18:23):
Plays Fletchborne and Haley play z ms Fletchborne and Haley.

Speaker 3 (18:29):
Well a queen's Queen's not a queen's land from politician. Now,
this has been in the news for a while, but
we've we just heard this recently and we thought, well,
we've got to talk about this because made chuckle, hasn't it.
And this news story came out near the end of October,
just ahead of the elections that they've just had in Queensland. Yeah,

(18:50):
and it was revealed his name is David Chris.

Speaker 1 (18:53):
Fully, that's a that's a big name.

Speaker 3 (18:56):
See r I is a if you ally is that
he'd say that Christ Chris is it? Like Italian?

Speaker 1 (19:04):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (19:05):
Well, anyway, it turned out that like I don't know,
the journos or maybe someone into politics was kind of
you know, digging around and they found that his Spotify
playlist and I didn't. I think I knew this ages ago.
You could share playlists and people could follow you. Yeah,
they follow.

Speaker 1 (19:22):
A few people a few playlists.

Speaker 3 (19:23):
Yeah, because it's not something I've ever I think I
used to when Spotify first came out. Yeah, and then
I kind of was just like, well, there's the sense
do your own. I think they I think they were
trying for some big social music network thing and people
are like, no, not interested. But his playlist of public,
and he has a couple of raunchy playlists, one called

(19:48):
one called d You Down, which the news article reportedly
sees reportably stands for do you down. I'm not going
to say the full word do I I.

Speaker 1 (20:02):
Never heard that as a term.

Speaker 4 (20:04):
All I can think of is Adele, if you're gonna
put me down, me down, Dan not too much teeth.
So he's got a sixty fun Times playlist.

Speaker 3 (20:20):
Yes, and it doesn't Nobody saved the playlist themselves, so
I because I just went on.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
On there, Well, they've looked into it.

Speaker 3 (20:29):
There was because he's had a case, got a couple
of public playlists, including music from Maroon five, Jason Derrillo,
Chris Brown, Usha and Tuppak and Peeking Duck.

Speaker 1 (20:38):
Okay, real a real mix there.

Speaker 4 (20:42):
So on my So, if you go on your Spotify
and you tap on your account, there's a tab called
Privacy and Social Okay, And if I go on it,
mine's public, so recently played artists, people can see who I'm.

Speaker 1 (20:53):
Recently listened to.

Speaker 4 (20:54):
But if I make a playlist like I've made a couple,
I've got one called plane Rage, I've one called Friendship
two point zero. You choose whether that's public or so
that those that follow you can see it. So it's
so embarrassing that he hasn't made this private.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
I said, dick you down and clicked on playlist. There
are so many playlists, yes, I know, and.

Speaker 3 (21:17):
Some of these playlists aren't just that it's that call.
Here's one called you Down Dick appointment prep And as
a playlist, I'm guessing she's a female. I can see
her profile. But thirty of one hundred and twenty four
songs wrong representation from Beyonce. But it's all female artists

(21:39):
by the look of it.

Speaker 4 (21:40):
Okay, But one of the do You Down playlists is
by Mawa said you know it sees like by Hailey Sprout.

Speaker 1 (21:49):
This one is do You Down by Mawa.

Speaker 3 (21:52):
Well apparently, a spokesperson for the politicians said that it
is just a personal playlist that she hadvately with his wife.

Speaker 1 (22:01):
Oh shut up, it's so funny. Isn't that just brilliant?

Speaker 3 (22:05):
That's kind of like the like a scene from one
of those political TV shows like VP or Think So Good.

Speaker 1 (22:11):
It's so good. People have playlists for some wild times.
Look are you just throving? People have sixty time playlists
for different aspects of the sexy time. Yeah, who you?

Speaker 3 (22:25):
We can't just chuck on a brown noise so you
can't hear anything that's not love making music.

Speaker 1 (22:30):
Oh my god, put on some brown voice.

Speaker 6 (22:35):
It ms Flint, Vawn and Hailey.

Speaker 1 (22:39):
Silly Little Pool.

Speaker 8 (22:43):
It is so silly, silly, silly, that silly little pool, silly.

Speaker 1 (22:50):
Little silly, little silly. Today's silly little pole.

Speaker 3 (22:58):
Off the back of the fact that Cross have launched
matching crons for you and your dog, Okay, I answered no,
but technically I do. Really I've seen those squan dry.

Speaker 1 (23:11):
Dry jackets and the red Squandra and I've got a
red Swan. Okay, so you've you've got manching clothes with
your doggies. Okay, so you're one of these crazies I
played with. I played with Borns doggies yesterday. Okay, I'm
not gonna lie like you.

Speaker 3 (23:23):
I did say that these people might be loominges or crazies.

Speaker 1 (23:27):
But if there was a matching outfit I could he
with my cat, I probably would do it. My cat
won't put a collar, he hates.

Speaker 3 (23:33):
Yeah, freak out making them.

Speaker 1 (23:38):
That doesn't work for do you cancer cats?

Speaker 3 (23:41):
Do you own any what I know? Do you own
any matching clothing with your pit? Nine people said no,
But the six percent yeah, the other people we want
to hear from.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
You might have been the one vote that I could
have changed.

Speaker 3 (23:58):
It, Serena, the American people, we could have changed that
changed that?

Speaker 1 (24:05):
Yeah, with my heart. Serena Williams or Carpenter Simmons said
it's Sabrina.

Speaker 3 (24:12):
I know.

Speaker 1 (24:14):
Serena Carpenter's m.

Speaker 3 (24:17):
Why is not yet an option? YE should have been like,
if you something, you do it?

Speaker 1 (24:24):
Can you see? This is one hundred percent of red Flag?
Is that Kimmy jim Or that is kim Me Gid,
That is Kimmy Gibbler. Right when to go. Couldn't think
of a famous Kimmy. Is that Kimmy Crossman or h
M said technically not yet, but I did order matching

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Christmas pajamas for me, my husband and our cat has
a matching band.

Speaker 3 (24:52):
That's cute, and then take a photo in front of
the Christmas tree. Care love It said, yes, of course,
Country Road Jerseys naturally is that last Brie Thomas l
That is bree heart emoji? Right? So they so they
do a matching thing, don't they Country Road?

Speaker 1 (25:09):
I did not know. I think they do a dog
with a dog. Yeah, Road Darling Darling bugie dog. People
still doing the Country Road duffels. Are they still cool?
I think so. Carwen's nodding because she's got one, but
I don't. I think it might be.

Speaker 3 (25:25):
It might be a good duffel. You're good duff They
haven't been a good duffel for years. Yeah, I do
have a good dole.

Speaker 4 (25:33):
You've got a great duffel for I don't have a
good duffel. I snapped my duffle. Mine duffel. People are
always saying that hoily sprow and that duffel God the
duffel on the camp that thing, Mom, my mom, mom,
because I'm not a total loser. Wido spinser.

Speaker 3 (25:51):
Offensive offensive Geez Brandon said, only a swanderer because we're
country boys.

Speaker 1 (25:57):
Yeah me too. Yeah, but then dogs we have cold
enough where the dogs are never cold enough to warrn
a jacket. When you see a dog wearing like, you know,
a jacket like, that's not good. Evolution is that.

Speaker 4 (26:09):
Some message in saying, okay, a couple of things. Someone
messages and they've got matching nicklace with their dog.

Speaker 3 (26:16):
Okay, that's cool. That's called a call and into that
that's cool.

Speaker 4 (26:20):
Someone did say it does a matching collar and leash
count from here?

Speaker 1 (26:25):
Yeah, he said, no, but I'm not biggy starts please
good Spiky from here on out, we will do our best.
Every time we said Vicky to do a David Bowie

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impression rager, please good.

Speaker 3 (26:50):
Rachel as matching swan drice, So that seemed like a
popular good choice, saying with dog owners the old matching
swany that's a little.

Speaker 1 (26:57):
Past play at least one in Haley, give me the
days till Christmas? Please? Are you just finishing a scorn?

Speaker 3 (27:06):
You want to be slightly more or less so on
screwing up very loud, bad.

Speaker 1 (27:12):
I had a gurgley Tommy. It was empty.

Speaker 3 (27:14):
I got a scan forty six days, sixteen hours, and
fifteen minutes until Christmas.

Speaker 1 (27:19):
Not long, not long.

Speaker 4 (27:21):
So we've had we had beginning to look a lot
like Christmas yesterday, and the penetration is getting high.

Speaker 1 (27:26):
Yeah, seventy five percent, I believe.

Speaker 3 (27:27):
Well, now that Halloween's out of the way, all the
stores moved to Christmas.

Speaker 4 (27:31):
Yeah, well we're talking about is it Smith and Coe's
the window display? Yep, iconic every year that's up and out,
and you said it was amazing this year.

Speaker 3 (27:38):
And also Kwana is based on a book or something.
Someone said, yeah, something like that.

Speaker 4 (27:43):
Well, apparently there's something available at kmart, you know. And
when one thing just goes crazy it came out, everyone
has to have it. It's a Christmas lighting display that's
like these kind of silhouettes of trees and reindeer and
glowing lights.

Speaker 1 (27:57):
And they looked so cause ten dollars five dollars. How
do they make it? So cheap? China Chin China and
questionable anything. I'm not. I'm loving the.

Speaker 4 (28:11):
Cheapness so am I I can't even find how much
they are. But They're just these are all like glowing lights,
and then you put you can put all sort of things.

Speaker 1 (28:19):
Behind and it looks like some kind of like tree
of lights.

Speaker 4 (28:23):
And then that makes all the silhouettes silouettes and stuff.
If you put like a little Santa in front of
it, it kind of blows up on the house.

Speaker 3 (28:28):
Okay, it's a slippery slope doing this because I'm slipping,
are you?

Speaker 4 (28:33):
So I just I keep looking at my calendar and
be like, when is it December first? Because I've just
made a rule for myself, and Aaron's not super keen
on the Christmas tree, so I can't have it for
too long. When I can put up the Christmas tree
and for me, that's December first. It's my second year, right,
I need more ornaments. By the way, it was too
beer last year. I want you know me, I'm a
maximalist when it comes to style. I want I want

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that thinking.

Speaker 3 (28:55):
Yeah, I want. I like a minimalist Christmas tree. It's
got to be tidy, it's got to be all matching.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
I want, I.

Speaker 4 (29:01):
Want all sorts and I want weird things in there.
Last year it was too it was too common, you
know what I mean, right, Okay, Yeah, anyway, I know
so many people that take Christmas so seriously and they're
doing it like for months and months, and they train
like Aaron's parents, for example, Aaron's mum changes all the
cushion covers in the house. There is Christmas everywhere throughout
the house. I know she will take off the couch

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cushion covers and then put on specific Christmas ones.

Speaker 1 (29:26):
And then there's when does she start doing this? December?

Speaker 4 (29:29):
And then there's a cushions on the couch, you know,
just like cush like not couch ones.

Speaker 3 (29:35):
There's no cushions. There's no like cushions on them my
mom and Dad's couch because that encourages people to lie down.
Yeah you don't want to, like, don't you dare?

Speaker 1 (29:47):
Get your ass up stuff to do?

Speaker 4 (29:49):
Yeah, she puts it everywhere, Nativity scenes, there's all this
because you know they're Catholics, so there's more Jesus than usual,
and then there's Christmas everywhere. I love it. This is
what I want to know because everyone knows someone like this.
How over the top does someone go with Christmas? Like
have they do they transform their whole house? Maybe their
house is the neighborhood house.

Speaker 1 (30:09):
Yeah with the lie. Yes, and I want to be there.

Speaker 3 (30:13):
You want to be like American kind of like what's
the suburb in Hamilton that everybody goes to for the Christmas.

Speaker 1 (30:19):
Lives Franklin Road in Auckland.

Speaker 3 (30:22):
The Mormons, Yeah, Temple View, Temple View.

Speaker 1 (30:26):
Yeah, they always have good, big lights going on.

Speaker 3 (30:30):
They love Jesus there, do they do they? Yeah, Jesus
Christ of.

Speaker 1 (30:35):
Latter day Saints. Yeah, just a different version of the
book ways more fun. Okay.

Speaker 4 (30:40):
Anyway, that's what I want to know this morning from
our lovely listeners over the too goes.

Speaker 3 (30:45):
Hard out and how hard how how hard out are
they going for Christmas?

Speaker 1 (30:49):
And maybe they've already started with the Christmas Well it's
perfectly acceptable.

Speaker 3 (30:54):
Well, if you've got all this stuff and you're that
into it, you want to make the.

Speaker 1 (30:57):
Most of it.

Speaker 4 (30:58):
Yeah, someone said, Harrowfield and Hamilton also has great lights. Okay, well,
oh my god. Someone for example, it's me. I do
this right down to the salt and pepper shakers and
toilet paper.

Speaker 1 (31:09):
They change it up for Christmas. Names what Christmas toilet paper?
Se you wiping your butt with Santa Claus on them?

Speaker 3 (31:15):
Or Rudolph, Yeah, man or something Okay, oh eight hundred
dollars at Amazon number.

Speaker 1 (31:20):
Give us a call. You can text through nine six
nine sex.

Speaker 4 (31:22):
How hard out does someone go for Christmas? We want
to know how over the top people go with Christmas
because it has started.

Speaker 1 (31:31):
It's everywhere.

Speaker 4 (31:32):
There's cam up must haves already that are just selling
out these little Christmas lights. I'm wanting to put the
Christmas tree out, but I don't. I'm starting small, right,
Unlike a lot of people that are texting in that
go hard.

Speaker 1 (31:44):
Yeah, people are going all out. You know. People said
Harrowfield and Hamilton.

Speaker 3 (31:48):
Harrowfield Drive is a road that is it's not a
could to sack, but you go in and you have
to go out the same way.

Speaker 1 (31:57):
It's like.

Speaker 3 (31:59):
It's own little vibe. And apparently it is massive for
Christmas lights. They have the judging on December seventeen and
everybody you kind of competition. Yeah, you don't kind of
live there unless you're willing to go.

Speaker 1 (32:09):
Oh yeah, it's like I found streets music.

Speaker 3 (32:12):
Yeah no at Christmas. I mean just literally yeah, lockdo
just search bony in here we go.

Speaker 1 (32:24):
What about this man? Wait? So geerk like just playing
its generic Christmas music.

Speaker 3 (32:33):
You say about Christmas something we know rocking around the
Christmas tree, way in a manger, silent, not anything in
this generic crack.

Speaker 1 (32:41):
Generic Christmas music.

Speaker 4 (32:42):
Have you started your Christmas shopping? We'll head on down
to Christcos.

Speaker 1 (32:47):
If you don't have any money, don't worry, tack it up.
Put yourself in financial restraints for the reason and six
easy interest free payments. You'll be ready for Christmas by
December twenty fifth. Don't do the math, don't do the mans. Sam,
good morning, good morning. Now this is your parents to
go overboard for Christmas.

Speaker 5 (33:05):
Oh yeah, no, it's great. They've already kind of started
putting stuff out. It kind of started once the oldest green.

Speaker 1 (33:11):
Kid was born and just had not slowed down all.

Speaker 4 (33:16):
That's kind of cute that they do it for your kids.
That's so nice.

Speaker 1 (33:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (33:20):
So they they went over to Europe a few years
ago and mums started collecting these little wheat houses.

Speaker 9 (33:27):
And they have we trains that go around them.

Speaker 1 (33:32):
Christmas trains, Christmas trains rule. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (33:35):
She does this huge, big room now for the kids
to go in, and they've got lights and these were
people that come out of them.

Speaker 9 (33:40):
It's insane.

Speaker 3 (33:42):
I remember I distinctly remember seeing a Christmas tree decoration
and it was a thing that clamped to the tree
and the arms went out and it was a train
that went slowly around the tree and up the tree.

Speaker 1 (33:53):
And we got to the top.

Speaker 3 (33:54):
It rode this like steep incline down. Oh it started again.

Speaker 1 (33:59):
It was like, Sam, this is so funny.

Speaker 4 (34:01):
You brought trains into the room and the boys started.

Speaker 1 (34:08):
Christmas Train. I'm google the la time.

Speaker 3 (34:11):
It's quite good.

Speaker 5 (34:12):
Each year we kind of it's something old of dead
because he's gonna bought something new.

Speaker 9 (34:16):
So we're a decent collection. But it's got nothing.

Speaker 3 (34:21):
When I was a kid, Oh my god, train my
dog was always my dream to have a train that
ran around the whole house, totally run the top at
the bottom. Sometimes when you're really into trains, big train.

Speaker 4 (34:32):
Okay, you can buy Christmas tree trains at bid, buff Beyond, Spotlight,
all online.

Speaker 1 (34:37):
Good though, take my money. I don't care if.

Speaker 4 (34:41):
It's good, Thank you, thank you.

Speaker 1 (34:43):
Somehow I'm onto.

Speaker 4 (34:44):
You don't say merry Merry Christmas.

Speaker 1 (34:50):
The eighth of November and when the season ris Merry Christmas.

Speaker 3 (34:56):
Now season's greeting sond Now Jesus blessed message, sleep them
out of us. There's the reason for the season, the
messages and those people that go overboard with Christmas.

Speaker 1 (35:07):
My friend's mum has fourteen Christmas trees.

Speaker 3 (35:10):
Oh okay. We started doing the lounge. Then we were like,
the lounge looks great, but the rest of the house
doesn't match. So then the bathroom got Christmas fired. What
like a little mini Christmas tree for the bathroom. I
don't know how you bar Christmas fire your bathroom Christmas
toilet paper?

Speaker 2 (35:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (35:26):
Maybe God.

Speaker 3 (35:27):
You want to be careful because when you're checking, you know,
when you wipe and you check for blood and your
stool as everybody should.

Speaker 1 (35:32):
Like, my blood's the same shape of cell. That's right.

Speaker 4 (35:38):
So someone said, maybe this is in regard to the
Hamilton Street. Someone said someone has won five years in
a row for decorating their house. It takes them two
months to decorate the thing, and they let kids come
in and explore the whole thing.

Speaker 1 (35:50):
Oh that's cool. Christmas Joy seasons greetings. Think they've got
a train a bit, they've got a train. Do you
know who's getting a train? Train?

Speaker 3 (35:59):
Sprow, it's getting a Christmas tree train teacher here, a
parent from my class.

Speaker 1 (36:05):
Maybe a Christmas theme dress?

Speaker 3 (36:07):
Need one more dress and have a different one for
each weekday of school leading up to Christmas. House gets decorated.
Kids have Christmas theme duvets? Why did I say in
them like that?

Speaker 1 (36:17):
What all children have Christmas themes?

Speaker 3 (36:24):
I couldn't find a cot douvet for my little list
a few years ago, so I ended up making one,
well it's all everything's Christmas.

Speaker 4 (36:31):
Now summers text and saying that their friend's house has
forty two Christmas trees.

Speaker 1 (36:35):
Now, surely you've miscounted that.

Speaker 3 (36:36):
No, do you think they're just putting like tinsel on
trees outside?

Speaker 1 (36:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (36:40):
A little, just little like mini ones as well, all
around the place. And if you can of those, if
we can get pedantic, my mom and dad go crazy.
Dad's got the whole house on lights, projectors, et cetera.
Mum has a whole room with these Christmas houses. I've
got giant Christmas nut crakers.

Speaker 1 (36:56):
Where did they store it?

Speaker 10 (36:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (36:58):
Everywhere? Christmas tired. Marriage must be just Christmas and it'll
be all in clacks, all named everything.

Speaker 4 (37:05):
This one is ballblls, This one's light, this one's beads.

Speaker 1 (37:09):
Yes, so someone said again, Horrfield, we must go for
a drive. Horror Field. Drive is on?

Speaker 4 (37:14):
Is Christmas on steroids? One percy One person had a
real donkey in their nativity.

Speaker 1 (37:19):
Oh yeah, dude, that's now we're talking.

Speaker 3 (37:22):
Now, that's really upping the lead on steroids doing getting
little turties in their testicles.

Speaker 2 (37:31):
Plays it MS Fletchborn and Haley plays it.

Speaker 3 (37:34):
MS.

Speaker 1 (37:35):
Fletchborn and Haley Friday. Flashback today is Vaughn Vaughn.

Speaker 3 (37:41):
It's your pack Vorn. Yeah, dude, so we've got to
be at least ten years old and we should the
festive season season screen.

Speaker 1 (37:48):
So early launch have been It's back.

Speaker 3 (37:52):
You know my one of my favorite podcasts sixty Songs
that explained the nineties colon the two thousands.

Speaker 1 (37:57):
Yeah, and they did Jimmy World the middle this way.
So I was listening to that song.

Speaker 3 (38:01):
But then you know, when you just select a song
on wherever you stream your music. Me personally, iHeartRadio, keep
tech tech tech technique only iHeart radio.

Speaker 1 (38:09):
Are there other apps? Not that I know of? They
must be junk?

Speaker 3 (38:13):
And then it just suggested some songs. A few songs later,
I came across a song that I was like, that's
all rules and that's Friday place back. Okay, it's coming
up soon after the news at eight o'clock. Peak brain age.

Speaker 6 (38:28):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (38:29):
Is it brain age in terms of brain health or
is it brain age in terms of like how smarter
we are in the moment. It's how our brains age.

Speaker 3 (38:39):
And like when surely it's got a peak, like twenties development.

Speaker 1 (38:43):
They were like, you know, the developing brain.

Speaker 3 (38:46):
Yeah, it's why teenagers are crazy, yeah, crazy bananas, either
late twenties or thirties.

Speaker 1 (38:53):
In your late twenties, you're absolutely frying the thing.

Speaker 3 (38:58):
Well, let's take into account. This is not for people
who fry themselves. Okay, it's mid thirties.

Speaker 1 (39:04):
Okay, my god, that's literally may run the middle. Yeah,
which is worrying. Which is so this is my peak
brain aid.

Speaker 3 (39:11):
I don't think these hours are conducive to peak brain anything.

Speaker 1 (39:16):
I think you have to You're just you're.

Speaker 3 (39:18):
Tired, you're just yeah yeah yeah yeah, so change the
way your brain works. So they it's like self reflection.
It's the age where you have a bit more self reflection. Yeah,
cognitive peak, that calling it verbal memory accumulated do with.

Speaker 1 (39:34):
This time in my life.

Speaker 4 (39:36):
Was then using on a quiz show, I'm really bad
at general knowledge. Okay, genuinely, so you've got what are
you doing with your peak brain health? Then literally coming
up with funny hahas and saying them to people right.

Speaker 3 (39:52):
The day I can't impress my children, like we've got
to Chase the board game yep and modern trivial pursuit
go out and bought. No, we're not giving it. We're
given the Chase board game. When did that happen? Remember
for my fortieth birthday we did that forty presents. Oh yeah,
I want Chase one of the game. Yeah, yeah, I

(40:14):
remember that because pek brain health brain howth you? You're
about gut health but your brains are dudo dumb isable mentally.

Speaker 1 (40:24):
Just oh yeah, I cooked.

Speaker 3 (40:27):
I don't know all the on the Chase, but my
kids love when we watch the Chase and I say
the answer before the yeah, because does your wife love it?

Speaker 1 (40:35):
Oh my god, Aaron was so bad.

Speaker 4 (40:37):
Okay, George is here and she looks so hot today anyway,
side not why are you just coming here looking beautiful?
You go off to a wedding after this?

Speaker 1 (40:43):
Oh she actually is no, God, anyway, Sorry, you can't see.

Speaker 3 (40:47):
Guys, George is just shoulder on some sunscreen.

Speaker 1 (40:54):
George the chase. But it's changed now, it has changed.
Why are you looking so hot though?

Speaker 11 (41:00):
I just the summer fields are ound. I just thought,
why not dress the way you want to look, you know.

Speaker 1 (41:05):
Wilma Flintstone. Off the shoulders at one shoulders, the guns around.
We're off to a tiger party. Do you have me?

Speaker 3 (41:11):
No?

Speaker 1 (41:11):
One had me with that a terline to be seen.

Speaker 11 (41:14):
No, because I have to be careful of that. I
have to be careful of the tearlines this summer.

Speaker 1 (41:18):
Oh you have core.

Speaker 11 (41:19):
I'm just strapless. If you're a guy, the boobs are out.

Speaker 4 (41:22):
Oh God, don't come in here looking at hot and
tell us that you've got your getting married.

Speaker 11 (41:27):
You're not allowed to talk about it. I got told off.
You stay talking too much about the winning some one
on the someone on the once wink wink. Sure Now
you look really hot today. Congratulations, Thank you. You guys want
to only thing bringing that outfit down? Your garm and watch.

Speaker 1 (41:44):
Yeah, it's a bit of an ice or a spikad.
What are you trying to find some fish on the guys.

Speaker 6 (41:49):
We're going golfed.

Speaker 3 (41:51):
We've talked about this, God, all the golf courses preloaded.

Speaker 1 (41:54):
How fun you are. Next on the show, it's final
rankings and today imagine imagine arriving to work and just
the whole thing, measurement that good looking something, and end
up being bullied.

Speaker 3 (42:08):
You've got to you've got to bring it down woman,
thinking that that can make any great change in this world.

Speaker 4 (42:15):
I think George georgees arrived at a great time because
it's final rankings next, and we've decided today that we're
going to rank the sixiest body parts. Non We're taking
Jenny's final table text ten.

Speaker 1 (42:28):
I'll be interested in your opinion.

Speaker 2 (42:30):
Plays z MS, Fletchpahn and Hayley.

Speaker 6 (42:34):
It's the final ranking.

Speaker 1 (42:37):
Every Friday we do this. We rank something, whether it's
food or things. Yeah, we've ranked all sorts.

Speaker 3 (42:44):
And today today, the reason that we're doing this is
because yesterday we had visitors in studio.

Speaker 1 (42:50):
Do yourself a g D favor.

Speaker 4 (42:52):
Okay, go on our socials and watch the video from
yesterday where the firefighter calendar.

Speaker 1 (42:58):
Firefighters came in the firefighter calendar.

Speaker 3 (43:02):
A favorite genital destroying favor. No, God, damn Yeah, I.

Speaker 1 (43:07):
Just said because they.

Speaker 3 (43:09):
Were the problem was they were also very nice and
I was as I was not an era of arrogance
about gentleman raising money for the charity.

Speaker 1 (43:22):
All.

Speaker 3 (43:22):
We will talk about the calendar fireman soon because last
night you got in trouble because of them. Yeah, we'll
discuss that, but right now we are talking about sixtiest
body parts because the Bicip's got you fun bicip boulders.

Speaker 12 (43:37):
Like around, oh god, from like just like all of it.

Speaker 1 (43:51):
Favorite body parts. Because I was I go as someone
who has dabbled.

Speaker 3 (43:56):
Let's just say we're not doing genital parts. Genital parts
are a no, because.

Speaker 1 (44:00):
Let's face it, they they would win, they would win.

Speaker 4 (44:04):
We're taking them off gutters, the gut you like the guns, Yeah,
your gutters.

Speaker 1 (44:07):
Gutters are included. Gutters are included because it's not gunners genitals.
That's the road to the digitals.

Speaker 3 (44:12):
Also, I did have to explain to her friend visiting
from overseas what those were, and I wanted to.

Speaker 1 (44:17):
Do it on Australian television. It's awful and they they
were a gas. When you say the sentence, he was like,
oh my god, yeah, terrible, But is it like only
a New Zealand thing. Yes, the gutters.

Speaker 4 (44:29):
Yes, the full title is a New Zealand thing, right,
because I would go arms on the lads, legs on
the ladies.

Speaker 3 (44:36):
Yeah, what about hot? What about the little back dimples?
Cute but not sexy? Yeah, sexy cute. But if we're
looking straight like sexies, do.

Speaker 1 (44:46):
You guys have them?

Speaker 11 (44:47):
No?

Speaker 3 (44:47):
No, no, I can't see.

Speaker 1 (44:49):
I would imagine, so I wouldn't.

Speaker 4 (44:53):
Imagine a lot of people tixing in. Someone loves a
great belly button, not too deep, but just.

Speaker 1 (45:00):
Just enough to pop a grape or malteseer in there.
A grape that's that to me is the definition of deep.
Ennon just nodded. She was showing us how bigger grape
is and indicating that.

Speaker 7 (45:11):
It's I've got a deep No, I was showing you
that I have grapes here and how deep they are.

Speaker 6 (45:16):
But Georgia agrees, Georgie.

Speaker 11 (45:18):
But if you get like the perfect you know how
some belly buttons like you get out these no things,
but you get those ones that are like kind of
a long, skinny.

Speaker 1 (45:29):
But then it looks like it's pool too tight.

Speaker 3 (45:31):
You have a grape that we can try to put
into WARN's belly button.

Speaker 6 (45:35):
I've got a deep do you want rendal green?

Speaker 1 (45:40):
Eat it afterwards?

Speaker 6 (45:41):
It's seedless?

Speaker 1 (45:42):
Okay, this is my gusts is going to swallow up
a grape? What are you talking about? Yeah, I've got
such a deep hole like my belly buttons do.

Speaker 3 (45:52):
And then mark on the grape how much I got,
and then you see if you can fill like how okay,
how much you got?

Speaker 1 (45:57):
He's got the deeper belly button, Hailey.

Speaker 3 (45:59):
Ver, Well, that's a thick grape. So Georgia, she'll be
really excited about this.

Speaker 1 (46:08):
Is that is that I can hold it in? That's
not even got the tip in. You know it's not
I don't have a d as it seems out. Okay,
you go. Are you going for a red grape? I
put the high waisted unders like my skirts too highway.
I think it was actually a little bit deep. I

(46:28):
can't hold my name. That made me laugh, so that
it's like a grape. Gosh, I got skinny a grape.

Speaker 3 (46:35):
Carwen said she's feeling ill just at the way that
maybe the grapes just kind of held in there.

Speaker 13 (46:40):
Worn.

Speaker 1 (46:40):
Can you hold one in yours? Okay, we need to
get a third grape. Sorry for using all Can we
get a third grape? Get a grape? When your belly
but this might be I can't my skirts too high?
Yours is deep? Oh no that doesn't hold in there? Yeah,
you gotta think great? Do you want to try my brain?

(47:06):
What a great? What a great are we doing?

Speaker 3 (47:09):
How did we get signed onto that someone belly button?
More sixty body parts coming and just given away that
video for free on the internet?

Speaker 1 (47:19):
That should be behind there, behind the.

Speaker 3 (47:24):
Premium premium members pay wall in the company that eat
the grape eat or we go on the Layton Smith podcast,
which I believe is.

Speaker 4 (47:36):
Ladies in the Booth, Ladies in the booth, someone text
in men's forearms.

Speaker 1 (47:41):
Now, if we want to refer again to the fireman,
when did in the video you see him shake my
hand and has a little name. When he did the
when he did the flex the whole arm.

Speaker 7 (47:55):
I hated editing that.

Speaker 6 (48:00):
It took me a few hours.

Speaker 1 (48:01):
I just like to watch it over.

Speaker 3 (48:03):
You're going to feel the same when you're editing us
putting grapes into the our I reckon.

Speaker 6 (48:08):
Yeah, it's been a weird week. It's a weird job.

Speaker 1 (48:11):
We are racking up our listeners.

Speaker 4 (48:12):
Okay, god, that someone said men's forearms specifically when they're
wearing white shirt sleeves and they're rolled up. You're like
a white shirt rolled up and they're reversing a car
by putting one im on the back of the pass
and just said.

Speaker 3 (48:26):
Great, when did I back up? Recently backed my truck yesterday?
Did you see me put an armback?

Speaker 1 (48:32):
Yeah? It was hot, so it looks where the hottest
he ever looked. I didn't even ask. I just jumped
in the truck. He just took it. She just looked
turned around and I was reversing a truck. So a message.
I like me some nice thick legs. I don't know
what gender. I also don't care. Oh my god, I
am a nurse.

Speaker 4 (48:45):
Some a message and said, and they said in capital's veins,
Oh like.

Speaker 1 (48:49):
A veiny arm only popping a like the went just
a little workout and it's running down. Yeah. Yeah, she said,
nearly pounced in the supermarket line. Oh my god, there's.

Speaker 3 (49:00):
Another word for the guns, the Peenie ravene.

Speaker 1 (49:05):
I like that. I like it a lot. You know
that I'm calling it from now on, Pennie Ravene.

Speaker 3 (49:15):
Men's hands and one of those things they're going to
touch me and I have to look at them all
the time, and they could not be covered up. And
then if the man's got well groomed nails, short clean nails,
but masculine hands that aren't afraid.

Speaker 1 (49:29):
To do a bit of work. Yeah, okay, I'll stop
for that sentence because okay, getting a belly fall on?
Yeah yeah, yeah, good, Okay, I'll pick mine nape, the nape,
the nape of the neck, the nick or the nape
of the belly. Your next give me a nape.

Speaker 4 (49:49):
I thought the belly had a nape. No, I'm thinking navel.
I'm thinking the navel. Right, Okay, I'm going to go.

Speaker 3 (49:56):
I just learned what food par was, don't say.

Speaker 1 (50:02):
And I was like, what does that mean? I had
to google and I laughed so hard. The VTA, the valley,
there's lots of words. Okay, I'm going to go. Arms. Arms.
I'm just so distracted. I'm so distracted. I onlyly put
the grape, my belly button, grape in my mouth. I'm
going arms. I'm going arms.

Speaker 14 (50:23):
Was going about the eyes, the eyes and eyes are
very sexy. Eyes are sexy.

Speaker 1 (50:32):
Yeah, I wasn't really thinking about the fight. I thought
it was like, yeah, none of that really.

Speaker 3 (50:39):
Chest bums love a drawerline.

Speaker 1 (50:44):
Your bums are great.

Speaker 4 (50:45):
How good as a peachyn? Are there any non hot
body parts?

Speaker 1 (50:51):
It's gonna be hard to pick. I just think we
leave it there. I think we're just clevercals. Someone just
talked about the clever cos. Yeah, yeah, that bumbs are
number one. Bombs are one man arm the ravine, the ravine,
the pen ravine and there is iconic. That's brilliant. That's brilliant.

Speaker 3 (51:12):
What about the muscle between the what about the muscle
line between the armpit and.

Speaker 1 (51:16):
The ads or the obliques? How does that work? Shoulders?

Speaker 3 (51:26):
I think every month and the Fireman calendar has those
on the old dung dong.

Speaker 1 (51:32):
Speaking of the fire and play flesh.

Speaker 4 (51:42):
Yesterday we were so lucky to have the Kiwi Firefighters
from the Kiwi Firefighters Calendar in the studio. You guys
surprise me and you know what I approve of the surprise.
Thank you all for charity. And you can still buy
the calendar. He's got a Quevy Firefighters Calendar dot cod
or in z It's twenty bucks and all goes to Movimber,
which we know is a great cause. And they were
telling they so well spoken, it's great to look at it.

(52:03):
And then they opened their mouths and not.

Speaker 3 (52:04):
Not disappointing, you know, because sometimes you see.

Speaker 1 (52:07):
A hobbie and they open their mouth you're like, oh,
shosh hiy hi tel for Trev. I know I've used today.
It got me in trouble a little bit because I
brought that.

Speaker 4 (52:18):
We all got a calendar to take home, and I
brought one home and I said to Aaron, Oh, these
guys came into the studio.

Speaker 1 (52:26):
I was like, man, arms on them went. He's not
a jealous man, you know.

Speaker 4 (52:32):
Literally, Jason Mamore is the background on my computer at home,
my computer at work, my phone.

Speaker 1 (52:36):
He's fine, you know. I was telling them about this
and he's fine, fine, he's there, is he fine?

Speaker 4 (52:45):
Probably that's just I think in some relationships that people
would find that hard.

Speaker 1 (52:49):
In ours, it's not a thing.

Speaker 4 (52:51):
But so I showed in the calendar and I chucked
it down and then we got into quite a serious
conversation because we've got a lot going on at the
moment with the house the renots nearly finished. That comes
with a lot of stress, a lot of paperwork, council stuff,
that kind of thing. So he's talking to me and
he's trying to really convey some stuff to me that
I don't understand about the house and it's important for
me to know. So he's really breaking down a few

(53:11):
things about the house and some of the stresses.

Speaker 1 (53:16):
And my eye kept getting drawn as.

Speaker 4 (53:18):
It is now, to this stupid not stupid, but just
a gorgeous glender that was stupidly taking my attention.

Speaker 1 (53:27):
And I kept sort of looking over and I was like,
he won't even notice. I'm listening.

Speaker 4 (53:31):
I'm listening, having a lot, and then it's like I
was possessed and my hand started flipping through the gall
pages and because I was like, well I finished looking
at the cover, guy, I'll move to March. Spent a
bit of time with him, and then it was like
like white noise. I hadn't heard a word for a
while until I realized he was like.

Speaker 1 (53:49):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 4 (53:51):
And I was like what He was like, I trying
to tell you something about the house, and you were
literally thumbing through a book full of hot sexy men,
And I was like, I have one hundred been snapped
by this calendar, so for their even though I say
he's okay about it, in that moment, he was not.

Speaker 7 (54:06):
And I was so.

Speaker 1 (54:06):
Distracted and did he have to re explain everything? He
did a classic What did I just say? Like like
a listening No, I was listening. That was the last
thing I just said.

Speaker 3 (54:16):
There is simply no better feeling in the world than
when someone says to you, are you listening?

Speaker 1 (54:20):
Yeah? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (54:21):
And they said, what do you say? And you you exactly?
The word for word is the sweetest feeling in the world.
What did I just say? And you recite it all?
I could do that every day and never get sick
of it. Well, I wish I could born because I
had not heard.

Speaker 2 (54:40):
At all plays Fleshborne and Hailey play z ms Fletchborne
and Hailey, Fridays Flashbuck.

Speaker 3 (54:51):
Flash Hornet's Your Pack Today for Friday Flashback. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (54:56):
This came up just coincidentally after I listened to a
Jimmy World song because I mentioned this before the nineties
sixty Songs That Explained the Nineties, which was a podcast
series where he ended up doing one hundred and twenty songs,
not sixty, And now he's doing the two thousands, and
it's called sixty Songs that Explained the Nineties coldon the
two thousands. So it's a great podcast, one of.

Speaker 3 (55:16):
My favorite beautifully put together podcast nostalgia in the Pert series.

Speaker 1 (55:20):
Yeah, totally. And I thought the nineties, but the two thousands,
I'm like, every song is done so far.

Speaker 4 (55:25):
I'm like, yeah, good, I listened, he did chop Suey
by Ye and it's he just goes across all the
genres of music.

Speaker 11 (55:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (55:35):
So was Jimmy E World the Middle, which I've thought
is a good song, but not the best song on
that Jimmy. I'm like a huge Jimmy World fan. That's
my least favorite song. So I just listened to that
song and then it just went into light songs like
this of the era. Yes, and this song played and
I was like, I haven't heard the song for Ages,
released in May two thousand and one.

Speaker 1 (55:55):
It's a cover of a song from the eighties.

Speaker 3 (55:59):
It was Umber one on the US Billboard Modern Rock
Track but in New Zealand and Australia apparently it did
better than any other countries.

Speaker 1 (56:05):
It dis band did huge down Under. Oh yeah. It
was on the American Pied two soundtrack. The music video
that was this.

Speaker 3 (56:16):
This showed a band performing in a wrestling ring in
front of a suburban house, with lots of references to
the original artists music videos, such as a chimpanzee yeah yep,
and someone doing the moonwalk. So then before its release,
the band alien Ant Farmer sent the video to Michael

(56:36):
Jackson for his approval. Michael Jackson said, I don't like
the scene where the child is wearing the surgical mask,
which was what Michael Jackson used to do to cover
up like cosmetic surgeries. Yes, it was for his health.
And then so they re edit it, changed the video,
filmed a new bit, send it to him and see
what about this And he said, actually I like the
original one.

Speaker 1 (56:56):
To my god, make your land up. Upon reflecting on this,
they said, we went through quite a bit of money
and a whole lot of bullshit to make sure we
were repeating Michael Jackson, yeah wow, And he just went
back to what he originally said. Anyway, it was at
its time in New Zealand. It's alien Ant Farms, smooth Criminal.
It's your Friday flashback ons it.

Speaker 3 (57:18):
M Wow, it's alien An Farm, Smooth Criminal, Your Friday
flashback today ONSI M great, good song, good song.

Speaker 4 (57:31):
We actually might have a plan for the next week,
so you might do another alien ant Farm song. Yeah,
and then the following week Flitch does another alien Ant Farm.
We just do a triple What are we November alien
An Farm renaissance.

Speaker 1 (57:44):
Yeah, of the farm. Get back in the charts.

Speaker 3 (57:46):
Man, I'm going to go through some feedback because that's
per you shiss the Postman's turn the volume up for
that one to eleven postman son anthem. The Postman's delivered
absolute banger. Let poost the mam lipost man Afradian good banger.
Cranking this and reminiscing about my teenage years today on

(58:06):
my fortieth birthday. The club.

Speaker 1 (58:09):
Oh my god, we happened at the club. You gotta
worry about for Leicester Roll. Welcome to the club. You're
a little bit more emotional now than you were before,
and you cry sometimes.

Speaker 4 (58:18):
Can I read the best message I reckon about the postman?
Screw the postman? Center brought his sleigh today.

Speaker 3 (58:26):
Wow, the world's favorite Postman's great.

Speaker 1 (58:29):
It's a banger.

Speaker 3 (58:30):
Actually vividly remember blasting this on my discman on my paper.
That's what I like to bring to Friday Flashback. I
like to take you somewhere to the nobody else got
taken anywhere apart from one person who remember doing their
paper run a simpler time.

Speaker 1 (58:43):
Yeah, there's not a ble piece of negative feedback.

Speaker 3 (58:46):
Yeah. And that podcast is called sixty Songs that Explain
the Nineties. Listen to all one hundred and twenty episodes
of the nineties. Ye, and then he's just started on
the two things you can peck and choose, like I
always skip.

Speaker 1 (58:56):
Some sometimes if you don't know.

Speaker 3 (58:58):
I just think Rob Havella's wanted a fan storytellers I
listened to when he talks, it's amazingly, it's amazing. So yeah,
my favorite episode was the one where he talked to
the guy from Eve six about the guy from Third
Third Blind. That's a good one. Yeah, My like a

(59:19):
legendary episode. He talks to Courtney Love about smelling Vast Wow.

Speaker 1 (59:24):
Which at the end so unhunged. And that's how he
does it.

Speaker 3 (59:29):
He presents a song, tells a story about what it
meant to him his experience, then he covers the band
and everything, and then talks to somebody who's sort of
an expert in that area. Still because we were and
when we went to the heavy track, stayed like up
the road from Nelson Girls. Oh yeah, And we walked
past and I said to everyone, I was like, do
you know Courtney Love went there for like a year?

Speaker 1 (59:49):
Wild? Do you always forget that she was a border
at Nelson Girls for like a year? That's right? Were
her parents there?

Speaker 3 (59:56):
And she hated she didn't she has she got sent
to an auntie's house, right, yeah, or she was boarding anyway,
she hated it always. Yeah, that's what she says about that.
So then she almost roade Jeremy Wells.

Speaker 1 (01:00:08):
It's ye, that's gonna yeah, I love hate. Let's say
with New Zealand. Yeah, yes, that's a big love hate.
Um speed Do you still want to do that? Yeah?
Still want to do that?

Speaker 10 (01:00:23):
What do you mean?

Speaker 1 (01:00:24):
Of course? We had a great time. We talked. Now
do you want to wrap it up? At eight fifteens?
I just feel you want to go home, Georgia. Do
you want to the fact that no, I thought I
was still at the Plan? The Plan?

Speaker 3 (01:00:43):
You know, it's just on a vibe. It's the thing
about being a vibe, it's place to sound curiosity.

Speaker 1 (01:00:47):
Because I've got because now I've got to change it.
We've been positive and having fun and now I'm going
to talk about a dickhead. Well, just dip dip into
dickey territory and then we're going to when we'll go
back to fun.

Speaker 3 (01:00:56):
I did a light time into a dickhead that somebody
what she language call them a dude doodo.

Speaker 1 (01:01:01):
Thank you, much more appropriate. This doodle doodle bum bum
was clocked doing two hundred and fifteen absolute moron, Hey
watch your language. This is a family show. Can you
call them.

Speaker 13 (01:01:15):
Do?

Speaker 8 (01:01:15):
Sorry?

Speaker 1 (01:01:16):
So there's doodlemum ingy ding dong is doing two hundred
and fifty an hour. I'm sorry. That only goes to
tow Twinny and I don't think it actually does. That
goes to em when they clopped this guy and it
was in the news.

Speaker 3 (01:01:31):
Just thinking like what, you have no regard for anyone
and anyone else's safety and yours like that you could
die in an instant.

Speaker 1 (01:01:37):
You would turn into pulp exactly.

Speaker 4 (01:01:42):
It's at that point I have less regard for your
life and more than whatever you're going to crash into it.

Speaker 1 (01:01:46):
What a dick So sorry, what a dooty doo doo
to pimple butt, thank you, please watch your language.

Speaker 3 (01:01:55):
A spotty bottom, spotty bottom, what a do doo spotty bottom?

Speaker 1 (01:01:58):
This body bottom.

Speaker 3 (01:01:59):
So so he was doing two hundred and fifteen kilometers
an hour on an icy winter morning. Well, and he
told the police when they eventually caught him after another
motorists reported him that he had a soccer game in
thirty minutes and he needed to get home for a
shower beforehand.

Speaker 1 (01:02:14):
I was showering before.

Speaker 4 (01:02:15):
So why are sharing before a soccer game? You can
get absolutely money after the is an absolute nincom poop
dirty pimple but please.

Speaker 1 (01:02:24):
It's a famely show me bum bum bottom body bo
body botom.

Speaker 3 (01:02:29):
Did he go to prison like that should be prison, right, yes,
or at least community service or like no license, it's
your license forever like that is the kind of person
you don't want on the road.

Speaker 4 (01:02:41):
Yeah, you get heavily penalized for being twenty kilometers Yes,
one hundred and twenty kilometers.

Speaker 3 (01:02:47):
I reminded on bail and well appearing in in the
Bacago District Court for sentencing in March. So maks, Yeah,
so we don't know, we don't know, but I hope
we never hear from him again terrifyingly fast year. A terrible,
terrible excuse.

Speaker 1 (01:03:02):
And that's why we're to talk about terrible excuses. Do
you reckon? There be enough police osfers listening that have
heard the absolutely.

Speaker 3 (01:03:10):
And good morning you know the whoppers. Yeah, yeah, I'm
well in touch with the audience. Yeah, Well you be
the lesbian community with a preferred station of lesbians. Yeah,
preferred of Sri Lankan listeners. Yes, after I found out
on ancestry dot com. But I am indeed Trilanka, your
wife is by proxy, I am indeed you're part marriage

(01:03:34):
lesbian either surprise surprise. Yeah, but they've accepted me as
one of their own as a race.

Speaker 1 (01:03:40):
Right. But you're also saying the police, huge list, huge
police listeners.

Speaker 4 (01:03:44):
Ship, they would they would have heard some absolute cracker
excuses when they've pulled people over.

Speaker 3 (01:03:51):
I bet some of them work, because sometimes you just
be like, oh my god, come, I don't have the
capacity to deal with this kind of crazy this morning.

Speaker 1 (01:03:57):
I've always I'm always ready to go with pregnancy. You
know me, I blow easily. I could if I pret
you're so scinny, you can't pull this off. If I
turn on the side. I literally disappear. But you know me,
I've got an acting degree and a blow and a

(01:04:18):
bloty stomach. Okay, got me? Hi, Sorry, I know, I know,
I'm just I'm crowning right now.

Speaker 3 (01:04:25):
So I was I just gotta get to myself the
hospital and oh my god, my partner wasn't at home.

Speaker 1 (01:04:31):
I'll lead the way. I'll go and get a wheelchair, and.

Speaker 4 (01:04:38):
Then I would My acting is so good. I would
be able to act a baby coming out. I have
a three acting degree. It would transform you. I would
be able to make this policeman just like she's.

Speaker 1 (01:04:50):
Not even pres coming. I get my husband on the
fox and I'll be holding it. And the couple were like,
oh my gosh, you make a beautiful mother. Like I'm
just still holding it. Did you get from don't you
just manifested a baby? Because you're this is reality itself?

(01:05:12):
Was full toy for carding degree? Right, Well, we were convincing.

Speaker 3 (01:05:16):
We want to know this morning eight hundred dollars at
him nine six nine six. Did you try an excuse
when you were pulled over and how and what was
it accepted?

Speaker 1 (01:05:27):
Or if you're a one of the big whoppers, you've heard.

Speaker 4 (01:05:29):
Yeah, I mean someone maybe someone convinced that they were
having a baby. Maybe they also have a three year
degree from Twift Cardio, New Zealand.

Speaker 1 (01:05:38):
Baby, I don't think reality. It's a human being.

Speaker 3 (01:05:43):
This Lincoln poops body bottom. That's right, Family Show Language,
Family Calf Yes, same.

Speaker 1 (01:05:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:05:52):
This is the guy that got caught doing two hundred
and fifteen kilometers morning between Gore and umbers, and his excuse.

Speaker 1 (01:06:01):
Was I'm late, I need to go to the game,
I need to get to practice, or so I got
to go and have a shower. Yeah that's not an excuse,
and I can't even begin to imagine.

Speaker 3 (01:06:14):
Yeah, he's going to be sentenced in March, and we're
certainly not encouraging this kind of behavior, but it has
got us talking about the excuses that people have used
when they have been pulled over.

Speaker 1 (01:06:24):
Yes, yeah, some messages in quick check of the phones.
I don't want to anyone's story, do I I was
going down the transit lane because I was like, well,
there's no one in.

Speaker 10 (01:06:39):
This.

Speaker 1 (01:06:40):
It was a two too and there was only one
of me. But I was pregnant, okay, so I told
the car technically, oh she's got you on a technicality.

Speaker 3 (01:06:51):
That does the world have forgot them off on? Does
the law state that person has to be outside of you?

Speaker 1 (01:06:57):
It can't be.

Speaker 3 (01:07:00):
Can't be because that's like a bushka. That is, technically
you could put a bibushka on your passenger and you've
got seven people in the seven.

Speaker 1 (01:07:11):
And then and then what do you want? You were
asking this one more inside? But wait, there's another way.
You think that's the last one. There's here to read
all the not to include bush Wait till you get
to the last one. You think it's the solid one.

(01:07:32):
They were let off.

Speaker 3 (01:07:33):
They were let off for driving and the tea two amazing.
There was two people in the someone message on the
other side.

Speaker 4 (01:07:39):
They were a midwife and they were able to show
that you know, I'm a midwife and I have a
mother at Crowning at tem she's like ten cinometers dilated
and they were like, okay, off you go.

Speaker 1 (01:07:48):
Oh wow, Team Emily, what excuse did you use when
you were pulled over?

Speaker 8 (01:07:54):
So I was driving, but the person that was next
to me really need to go to the toilet. It
was like two o'clock in the morning because we were
going to get backers shop.

Speaker 1 (01:08:08):
Thank you I want to be dragged into this queen.
Let's see how it's going.

Speaker 8 (01:08:14):
Anyway, that was what we were out doing, and we.

Speaker 1 (01:08:19):
She goes to me.

Speaker 8 (01:08:21):
We're like, you know, we're driving, and then she goes,
I really need to go the toilet.

Speaker 9 (01:08:24):
And I got pulled over here we won, and well
that was the thing.

Speaker 1 (01:08:30):
I was like, oh, just pull over.

Speaker 5 (01:08:31):
She goes, no, no, it's number toes.

Speaker 1 (01:08:33):
Okay, you're gonna pull over for a toes.

Speaker 8 (01:08:36):
I was like okay, and I said, oh, there's a
picture station up here.

Speaker 15 (01:08:40):
She goes, no, no, I can't do that.

Speaker 1 (01:08:41):
I need to go home. I'm afraid not. No, you shouldn't.

Speaker 7 (01:08:47):
Done it.

Speaker 8 (01:08:49):
So I am beating down Quie two drive and crush shirt.

Speaker 1 (01:08:52):
Oh goodness, Nick.

Speaker 8 (01:08:53):
Then't we see sirens?

Speaker 1 (01:08:55):
Yep? I was like, well, I want to say, technically
you saw lights, you heard something? Sirens actually got.

Speaker 15 (01:09:05):
You there.

Speaker 1 (01:09:06):
He goes, he's always that tripping at the coll saw
thunder lightning.

Speaker 9 (01:09:13):
And she looks at me and she goes, just tell
him the troth.

Speaker 3 (01:09:18):
Okay, just tell him the truth.

Speaker 1 (01:09:21):
So wind out my window.

Speaker 8 (01:09:22):
He looked at He goes, why are you going so fast?
I said, she really needs to go toilet. I see it,
and she can't do it anywhere but home.

Speaker 15 (01:09:30):
And he just like looked at me.

Speaker 9 (01:09:32):
Her face is like pale, She's sweet.

Speaker 3 (01:09:34):
Oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:09:37):
He goes, is it.

Speaker 8 (01:09:38):
Anything I can do to help?

Speaker 9 (01:09:39):
And I was like, is it any way you can
get us to her house any quicker?

Speaker 8 (01:09:43):
And he looked and me, He goes, I don't usually
do that any puts on the sirens, and he took
us home.

Speaker 1 (01:09:52):
They're hot someone in that that pants. And God's like,
she's not going to be a talking to me if
she should take her from a ten to eight? Real quick,
real quick? Emily, can we get confirmation?

Speaker 13 (01:10:09):
Hold?

Speaker 8 (01:10:09):
Aren't you the solid Stephen?

Speaker 1 (01:10:11):
I'd say, okay, I'm fantastic.

Speaker 3 (01:10:14):
Well there there we go from a room full of
sixes sevens. It's great, Emily, Thank you so much. Anonymous.

Speaker 1 (01:10:23):
What was the excuse you used when you were pulled over?

Speaker 15 (01:10:27):
Well, I was driving with my girlfriend. This is this
is about forty years ago, so we were we were
okay looking, Ye.

Speaker 1 (01:10:35):
About forty years ago, so we were okay looking. Really,
you know what caller of the Week. I don't even
know any story. Let's do it. I will, we will.

Speaker 3 (01:10:48):
Either is of the story, but unless you get racist
or something when we have to take Caller of the
Week away.

Speaker 1 (01:10:54):
But at this stage, gorgeous.

Speaker 15 (01:10:58):
Following a solid steven. So you know, yeah, we were
up there, but you know, I don't want to stay
too much.

Speaker 6 (01:11:03):
Anyway, we were on this long, long, long, long.

Speaker 15 (01:11:06):
Stretch of road and there was a clop in front
of us, and we were going to try and catch
the buff I had to get her on this bus.
But anyway, this cop was going too slow, so I
overtook him.

Speaker 1 (01:11:17):
On probably us. How slow was he going?

Speaker 15 (01:11:25):
Well, he was doing about ninety and the speed limit
was one hundred. So I sped up and overtook him
and sort of waved to him as I went past.

Speaker 3 (01:11:35):
You, cheeky girl, that's quite ballsy for a seven.

Speaker 15 (01:11:42):
Ye exactly so. And so I got to about one
hundred and ten anyway, so sure enough to like go on,
da da da da da, And he pulls us over
on this long straight and I'm like, hi, officer, and
he said, so look, he said, what why why were
you speeding? And I said, well you were going too slow?

Speaker 14 (01:11:57):
Oh my god, on you forty years ago theater or above.

Speaker 1 (01:12:03):
Yeah, I know, you know, I mean, you know the audacity.

Speaker 15 (01:12:09):
You're going to slow Yeah, so he each my car
out and everything.

Speaker 6 (01:12:13):
Did you own this car?

Speaker 15 (01:12:14):
And I'm going, well yeah. And then he didn't give
us a ticket. He just said you just you just
need to slow down.

Speaker 1 (01:12:21):
Right. Did you get the bus? You get to the bus? Yeah?
We did, we did. That was all fantastic. Okay, still
caller the Weakens. We didn't say anything racist. No, still
call that cafe.

Speaker 3 (01:12:34):
Will give you a thirty dollars met cafe boun to
congratulations for somebody said all I'm marrying is white people bullshit,
and I one would agree with you.

Speaker 1 (01:12:45):
We've only heard from white pat. Yeah that's to Melissa.
Good morning white. That's a white name. That's a white name.
Are you white? Melissa?

Speaker 3 (01:12:53):
Very you?

Speaker 1 (01:12:55):
Okay, so well there's you. I think you should get
called of the weekend. Now what excuse did you use
when you were pulled over?

Speaker 9 (01:13:03):
First of all, I want to say fully brain developed self,
want to kick young self, ask for doing this. Yes, okay,
but I was early twenty sober driver for a group
of early twenty males I own. I owned a Sabaru
Beef twin.

Speaker 1 (01:13:21):
Turbo, the Bloody z Rocket yeah, so the guys.

Speaker 9 (01:13:28):
Just sitting there going, oh, what's a trick doing on?

Speaker 1 (01:13:30):
In color?

Speaker 7 (01:13:30):
This?

Speaker 9 (01:13:30):
You can't even drive it?

Speaker 1 (01:13:34):
The kind favorite of driving, the driving.

Speaker 9 (01:13:37):
I was driving them into town, so they're already preloads.
Theyre preloaded.

Speaker 1 (01:13:41):
Kick them in moderation.

Speaker 9 (01:13:43):
We're at an infection doing no cars. So I boosted
it through the intection tuning. Maybe let's back in slip
a little bit right in front of a cop. Oh yeah,
eighty k's.

Speaker 1 (01:13:56):
And a fifty k. That's very some white people. Bullshit, yeah, very.

Speaker 9 (01:14:06):
Much, very entitled, very white. But how does the talk
to the cop had my going out outfit onto so
very high heels, very low country.

Speaker 1 (01:14:19):
This is hot white people. Bullshit you heart, Melissa.

Speaker 9 (01:14:23):
I don't think so, but they get attention.

Speaker 8 (01:14:26):
Yeah you.

Speaker 1 (01:14:32):
Again, hot white people getting away with things.

Speaker 3 (01:14:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:14:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:14:36):
The passed my head and I said, look, look I'm
being good. I'm sober driving.

Speaker 1 (01:14:41):
So they're not on the road. So you were on
the bitter of two evils. You can take the four
boys on the road, right, It's just me.

Speaker 9 (01:14:56):
Because they were all hanging out the window, okay, alaricaans
and so I just told the truth. I said, look,
they were judging my car, and they were judging me
and telling me I shouldn't own car like this because
I can't drive it. So I road and thought I
would choose this.

Speaker 1 (01:15:16):
Well, well, say she has listen, listen, haven't we Melissa?
Thank you?

Speaker 3 (01:15:23):
Let probably driving so many many then so many messages.
I'm a police officer. A scruffield man in a dented cargo.
I pulled him over doing two hundred up to one
hundred and twenty kilometers. Yeah. Claimed he was heading to
Hamilton to save his family who were in a house fire.
Who was adamant, gave me the address. I locked it
up on my phone in the system. There had been
a fire at that address. So I told him you

(01:15:44):
slow down, they're going to be picking up two messes. Yeah, wow,
slow the hell down.

Speaker 4 (01:15:49):
He'sn't a creative excuse. My cousin got pulled out of
speeding in her skyline. Told the policeman that she was
vin diesel. He let her off, said it was a
creative excuse. By the way, she is a beauty queen.

Speaker 3 (01:15:57):
Why person again? Yeah, I would have said, shave your
head to prove it and then you can get up
with that. Let's say what's it all about?

Speaker 1 (01:16:10):
Plays Fleashborne and Hailey. Fact of the day, day day
day day.

Speaker 3 (01:16:18):
Do do do do do do do do do do
do do do do do do do do do do
do do do do do do do do do do
do doo dooo doo. Ah, it's flag. It's been two weeks,
two short weeks of flag week. Yeah, so today is
the final fact about flags for now. It's one of

(01:16:40):
my favorite subjects for now.

Speaker 1 (01:16:42):
And today is about the hellnder week. Oh why no,
that was a pretty good one as well.

Speaker 3 (01:16:46):
Today's fact is about the Hawaiian state flag. You guys
familiar with the Hawaiian I'm gonna google it Hawaiian.

Speaker 1 (01:16:52):
I got it. We've got it right here on a
big screen. Oh wow, to describe union Jack and the
legit in the upper left corner.

Speaker 3 (01:16:58):
And then white stripe, red striped blue stripe, repeating yeah
down the very striping.

Speaker 1 (01:17:04):
But really does commemorate the fact that they ate Captain Cook. Yeah, yum, yum,
yummy colonizery. You might also be thinking Hawaii has never
been under British rule, you know, because what Captain Cook
visited and then they the Sandwich Islands. I believe they
were called then, right, yeah, they were like there were

(01:17:26):
never like a British colony, like we were Wait did
they eat them or just kill them? I think that
that's legend.

Speaker 4 (01:17:34):
They think the Hawaiians ate them, the Marty Audiatum, the
mam Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:17:40):
Well, if I've been a Polynesian island, I would have
and they called for a sort of a meeting of
sorts and he was there to be eaten, I would
have had it. I would have had I can I
have the leak or part of the league. I just
like a bonachuw on after. Yeah. So people are like, well,
why is it gonna Union jack in it? Yeah, it

(01:18:01):
doesn't ever been a British settlement.

Speaker 3 (01:18:03):
It's it's still got the Union jack in that as
a state flag even though it is now American.

Speaker 1 (01:18:09):
Interesting it is because King Kamea Maya real name.

Speaker 3 (01:18:13):
Yeah, and also pretty Red moved from dragon ball Z
saved the day more than once or twice.

Speaker 1 (01:18:18):
King Kameha Maya liked it. It just did it look good. Yeah,
just like the image. Yeah, has he going to do
with British rule? Amazing? He bought a boat. He got
a boat.

Speaker 13 (01:18:31):
It was.

Speaker 3 (01:18:33):
One.

Speaker 1 (01:18:33):
It was greg It was a brig named the Forester.

Speaker 3 (01:18:37):
He renamed it the Kahumanu, but it was they were like, oh,
we'll take the flag down.

Speaker 1 (01:18:42):
He's like, just let's just leave it and leave it
there for now. I like it. It's changed it a
little bit. Okay, it's got.

Speaker 3 (01:18:49):
The so the company that he bought it off, it
was red in white stripes, so he changed one of
the stripes to blue, so it wasn't the exact thing.

Speaker 1 (01:18:56):
And he's just like, I like that. I like that.

Speaker 3 (01:18:57):
I like that design, and that's how I like that.
But in the corner kind of generally means we own
whoever's flying it. Yeah, and he's like, no, don't much
like the lines. Just like the lines and everything. I
love quite cool, quite a cool little design.

Speaker 1 (01:19:12):
So yeah, they've never been a British colony, but they've
got a union jack in the corner because King kameha
Mayer liked it. Fact of the Day, day day day
day Do do do Do Do Do Do Do Do.

Speaker 6 (01:19:35):
Play it ems fletch Vorn and Haley.

Speaker 1 (01:19:39):
Plays its flesh one and Hailey shout.

Speaker 3 (01:19:42):
Out, as well, you've got you've been seeing a present
vatne just because.

Speaker 1 (01:19:46):
I actually had up PEPSI in our music department.

Speaker 3 (01:19:49):
Yep, and I said, I don't ask for much PEXI
God damn it, that's what I said.

Speaker 1 (01:19:53):
By the scruff shwet a couple of you're making a sterle.

Speaker 3 (01:20:03):
She I said, as the record label that looks after
Chapel Roone doing an emerch because back in the day,
let me tell you about back in the day.

Speaker 1 (01:20:10):
Back in the day, thank you. I am the youngest
of the day. You'd get a time an album can
hold on to it, and if it said, you know
not so it didn't have this a sample product on it,
you'd be off the real groovy oh my, getting yourseuse
and credit to buy something terrible pay great days.

Speaker 3 (01:20:28):
And that sends you lit T shirts and you're like,
I'm not wearing a I'm not wearing a Alien and
farm I would have worn that was that yellow card?

Speaker 1 (01:20:38):
No, they were great. I wouldn't have won the T
shirt right, attracted the wrong crowd. And so I see
it and she's like, oh, I don't know that I've
been seeing one. I mean see when Jordie, I don't
know she had this lovely Listen, Jordy, I'm going to
Chapel Rome shirt. She's my favorite artist this year. I
can't wait for Spotify rat to come out. iHeart radio
apps my preferred raps. But KPI looks so good in it.

(01:21:03):
By the looks so great.

Speaker 3 (01:21:04):
Yeah, she's gone a couple of sizes big and I
was reluctant, and then I put it on and Hayley's
like the skinny, said skinny, now something else we both
put on this morning because you messaged the group last
night with an idea.

Speaker 1 (01:21:16):
Well, okay, my friend, and say Jeordie's name and say
thank you very much, thank you, Georgie. She also wrote
be a little bit Cat for the T shirt. Huge
immediately now my favorite T shirt.

Speaker 4 (01:21:27):
So yes, my friend, personal friend and friend of the show,
Karen Walker. She's away at the moment, and she's off
in Germany.

Speaker 3 (01:21:34):
I guess it's still one of my favorite moments. Oh
my broke her Barbie doll right in front of.

Speaker 1 (01:21:40):
Her, like a week into starting radio. It was so bad.
It was so bad. Anyway, somehow she's forgiven me.

Speaker 4 (01:21:45):
And I noticed that she's over celebrating the fact that
Birkenstock it's turning two hundred and fifty.

Speaker 1 (01:21:50):
I saw this billboard.

Speaker 3 (01:21:51):
Yeah, the billboard, the giant, obnoxious lit up billboard outside
my apartment said two fifty and I was like, you're
telling me they've been around for that long.

Speaker 1 (01:21:58):
I know they have been German or something. Yeah. Yeah, yeah,
it was like good, right, okay.

Speaker 4 (01:22:06):
Yeah, So two and fift years ago started the company
and you know us, we're transitioning from winter to summer
at the moment. Gently and I said, tomorrow we're hard
launching and celebration of two hundred and fift years of Birkenstocks.

Speaker 1 (01:22:17):
I said, the whole team, we're all going to arrive
in Birkenstocks.

Speaker 3 (01:22:20):
Now.

Speaker 1 (01:22:20):
The girl said, we're poor. We don't hear any and
I said, boohoo, okay, but the three of us Sandals, Burke,
and Mox.

Speaker 4 (01:22:30):
But the three of us we always wear our books
and summer. So I said, right, us three, we're gonna
all wear them together. And this when we went to
leave the house, I don't know where they are.

Speaker 3 (01:22:36):
Yeah. I was literally on the way to work and
my birkenstocks. Think it's a nippy for Birkenstock. And Haley
did say it's the first day of Birkenstock. You message
saying I think I've left mine in the commandel.

Speaker 4 (01:22:47):
I said, this is a great time to realize I've
actually left my birkenstocks and the commandel so chuck Taylor's.

Speaker 1 (01:22:52):
But did you bring the Bondize hands?

Speaker 4 (01:22:54):
Why I didn't Bondo sand, I've forgot everything. Okay, we're
going to hard launch Monday, Bondi sands. I'm not here
Monday Tuesday. I'll bring the sands.

Speaker 1 (01:23:04):
I was hoping you could take care of these translucent
feet of mine.

Speaker 8 (01:23:08):
Yeah, they are.

Speaker 4 (01:23:09):
They are orbs of there to guide us all the
bones of your feet. Yeah, I can see that, the
vipers through your.

Speaker 1 (01:23:17):
Foot, Clay Zims, flitch White, ferns and studio.

Speaker 6 (01:23:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:23:25):
Champions.

Speaker 3 (01:23:26):
Well we're on a bit of a cricket buzz at
the moment because the lads, let's not dwell on them
for too long, but they just had like a historic
win in India.

Speaker 1 (01:23:33):
Yeah, that's pretty awesome.

Speaker 13 (01:23:34):
So it's been a good been a good few weeks
for New Zealand cricket and good thing leading into the summit.

Speaker 4 (01:23:40):
Yeap, world, Chap, God, we're good at sports, yea, I say, well,
I'm chucking myself and there we've got it.

Speaker 1 (01:23:46):
Sport. New Zealand so we're joining studio.

Speaker 3 (01:23:52):
As you're a wicket keeper, that mum working.

Speaker 1 (01:23:56):
Now we've got endless problems with just you. We've got
some mic problems. Yes, work at keeping myself.

Speaker 10 (01:24:03):
That Maddie Green here back up, work at keeper and
pretty handy with the gloves too.

Speaker 13 (01:24:09):
No, there's a bit of a joke going around with
the girls. We took one work at keeper over at
as to the World Cup and I was the back
up and I was very very grateful. Is I think
our teammates were that she sort of managed to get
through on there.

Speaker 1 (01:24:19):
I'll flip you. You cricketers, you like crickets are a
sport you love? Yeah, I do love it. Yeah, I'm
not very good though.

Speaker 13 (01:24:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:24:27):
Well the moment these girls walked in, you're like, actually,
go a bit of a shoulder injury, so I don't
know if I'll be bowling.

Speaker 1 (01:24:30):
And I was like, yeah his medium pace.

Speaker 3 (01:24:37):
Yeah i've retired. I've retired. Yeah, medium pace, Yeah that's crickets. Yeah,
I'll still roll over for some hallway crackers. Don't you worry.

Speaker 4 (01:24:46):
I'm not retired, but better be way. I've literally never played.
I would be useless at crickets. Don't say no, no,
I would someone once explained it to me, because when
they'd say the scores, I'll be like, that doesn't mean sense.

Speaker 1 (01:24:59):
Why is one number so much higher than the other.
If someone explained it to me and I understood it
for twenty four hours and then it left my brain,
so I just wouldn't be able to do it.

Speaker 13 (01:25:05):
I think one of the classic cricket questions was something
that doesn't know who's winning?

Speaker 1 (01:25:09):
Yeah, I love it. Who's winning in a match? It's
just two days into the first inning. It's just not clear.
Why are we here for five days and one number
is so much higher than the other. It was like
it was actually you guys on TV.

Speaker 3 (01:25:21):
My daughters were watching and where it was on the
National Inspirational and they said, wow, they thrashed them, like
these guys got two hundred and the other people only
got two. I was like, oh, no, that's one's runs
and ones. How many wickets I've lost to get there?
So it is weird because I grew up kind of playing.

Speaker 1 (01:25:37):
A little bit of cricket. He's dabbled, Yeah, famously terrible,
but you understand it. So many people don't understand how
the scoring of cricket works do it.

Speaker 13 (01:25:46):
I feel like if you haven't grown up with it,
it is a little confusing.

Speaker 1 (01:25:49):
But yeah, that's good. We love it. We love obviously,
and you're good at it. You must be on such
a high. This is so great.

Speaker 10 (01:25:56):
Yeah, definitely, And the trophy tour is pretty cool getting
around the country and yeah, hopefully inspiring some younger girls.

Speaker 1 (01:26:02):
How would the celebrations after the when, yeah, that's pretty good.

Speaker 13 (01:26:05):
It was actually the old girls that really seemed really yeah,
that was awesome too, oldest Susie Bates, thirty seven, and
she was up for up for sunrise?

Speaker 1 (01:26:15):
Is that why the trophy has a little ding in it.
There's a couple of stretches here.

Speaker 13 (01:26:19):
There's a few stories that maybe we shouldn't be telling.

Speaker 3 (01:26:21):
But the untold story of trophy, it can't be worse
than the Rainfilly shield stories.

Speaker 1 (01:26:26):
No, that's not our stuff.

Speaker 13 (01:26:28):
No, with the trophy and on a little trip out
to the beach for sunrise nice, Yeah, no, it was good.
The girls gave it a good nutch.

Speaker 1 (01:26:35):
So it's the sort of trophy couldn't be drunk out
of put it.

Speaker 13 (01:26:39):
No, Maliah actually tried to put a beer in it
and it just all came.

Speaker 1 (01:26:42):
Out the bottom. It's not a sort of a yeah,
it could be drink out of I mean, as you say,
hoping to inspire people is inspiring.

Speaker 4 (01:26:52):
Man, it's so awesome. Like you say, young girls watching
it pretty cool. Yeah, especially when when I was grown up.
It's just that you can be a dancer or a mum.

Speaker 1 (01:27:02):
Okay, I shall do neither of mom. Yeah, well, thanks
so much for coming in and bringing the trophy. This
was impromptuy.

Speaker 3 (01:27:11):
Where you were outside, Haley said, there's a trophy outside.
I was actually in the middle of changing a T shirt,
so I walked around and I do apologizeles.

Speaker 1 (01:27:20):
But we didn't need to see them other time of
the day, a weekend doing a bit of a trophy tour.

Speaker 3 (01:27:25):
I think you guys have been Brittamart if you're in,
If anyone's an Auckland lady today.

Speaker 13 (01:27:28):
Yeah, Brittamart three thirty coming down and get a picture
of the trophy and I feel us will be around.

Speaker 3 (01:27:33):
Nice all right, and congrats guys, thank you, well, congratulations
to you podcast listen. You've reached the end, so I
would assume if you've listened all this way through, you're
either asleep and which case.

Speaker 1 (01:27:45):
What do you enjoyed it? So drop us a review
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