Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 2nd December 2024

Smooth Mars Bar compensation

Top 6: Spells to get out of tax

Jack Harlow is hot again

Vaughans Coupons

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Gentle Partnering

Hate photos of yourself

Hayley's long lost relative

What did you end up doing with strangers?

Vaughan at the dentist

Have you slept with someone for the story?

Fact of the Day

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
The z M podcast Network, The Fletchphe and Haley Big Pod.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Great things are brewing at Macafe, the perfect start to
every day play ms. Fletchphone and Hailey.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
Thank you Brand, good morning, Welcome to the show Fletch,
Fawn and Haley. It is the second of December today. Yep,
that happened. That happened. It's December.

Speaker 4 (00:22):
Now I've got to put up my Christmas tree. I
think it's going to be this weekend.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
Really, honestly thought you would have done this already.

Speaker 4 (00:29):
I know we've got like a council inspection on Thursday,
and so it's trying to make you.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
Don't want to fail on a pollen count. Yeah, exactly,
building inspection then coming in or sneezy or that, or
the inspector doesn't like how you've decorated your tree and
that kind of sways.

Speaker 4 (00:44):
His who doesn't like my theme of birds and flowers? Yeah,
it's birds and flowers.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
He's more traditional bable man, could be a Bible man,
could push it over. And he doesn't even really inspect
the house. Oh yeah, just walks on Christmas tech tic
tic tech tic, but that would be annoying. So fast,
all the work you've put into passing this final inspection
and the guy's looks great. But love the tree. Coming

(01:09):
up on the show The Top six. Yeah, our good
friend friend of the show, Ron Weasley, Rupert drint It
is facing a massive tax bill for his That just
gave me a chill down my spine at the idea
of it. Yeah, four million dollars. He's been fighting it
because he didn't they classed it as a certain sort

(01:33):
of income, and he had lawyers arguing that it wasn't
that because it was from like DVD sales and stuff,
the Harry Potter series royalties. Yeah, and the big I
don't really understand tax law anything more than I'm very,
very scared that one day they live an ask But
they were trying to get it recategorized as a different

(01:54):
sort of income because much lower tax rate. I hope
he was I hope he wasn't spending these royalties in
the meantime. Oh that money would be gone.

Speaker 5 (02:05):
I know it.

Speaker 4 (02:06):
Send me a bill for four million, sure you can
send it.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
Yeah, Well, don't know what's gonna happen. I'd be on
the phone to Daniel Radcliffe asat my man, My man
has been too long. I've got the top sex spells
to get rid of a massive tax bill. Okay, and
that that will work for most of us. Okay, amazing, Yeah, okay.

Speaker 4 (02:25):
Well, speaking of money, next man has received huge compensation
okay after he purchased an item and it wasn't as expected.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
Plays Ms Fleashborne and Hailey such twenty ten summer vibes.

Speaker 3 (02:38):
That song does.

Speaker 4 (02:39):
It reminds me have been in my Mitsubishi Mirage listening
to like MGMT or something.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
It does. I'm really into that anyway.

Speaker 4 (02:47):
Just a hot review of the hot music we play
here at in Now there was a man who has
received of translated to New Zealand dollars here four dollars
and thirty seven cents okay from Mars Ridley UK a
k a the chocolate company. Yes, one of her world's
biggest food companies. Yeah, they own hate.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
They do cat food as well a Mars Yes, they
do the cat food they yeah, on the same factory
Freskies or something.

Speaker 4 (03:18):
Frisky and Mars bars they do.

Speaker 3 (03:21):
Have you ever seen those infographics and it's like all
the companies control your food, the best everything in the world.
Mars that also owned Weight Watchers or Jenny Craig and
they were like, that's Nestles as well. I don't know.

Speaker 4 (03:34):
So they do so many best known brands, Eminem's, Snickers
Extra like the chewing gum Skittles and of course Mars Bars.

Speaker 3 (03:42):
Gree Cat Food, Whiskers, Neutro and Royal Canaan Oh my god,
Whiskers and Dolmio. You could do.

Speaker 6 (03:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:55):
Well, he was given four dollar City seven.

Speaker 4 (03:57):
This man is from Birmingham in the UK because he
he pulled into a gas station, felt like a little tree.

Speaker 3 (04:03):
They were probably doing a two for one special. Probably
they always.

Speaker 4 (04:06):
They always try to push that on you. And he
opened up what he thought was going to be just
a regular delicious mass bar and it turns out shockingly
it was perfectly smooth. I saw it and I thought
I need it.

Speaker 3 (04:20):
That is so it's like a collectors, you know, would
sell that on eBay or whatever they use over there.
I'm sure it's eBay. Whatever, trade me and you make money. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (04:31):
So, because if you think about your mass bait usually
has that sort of collected swirl veins on top.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
It's got veins, like a big veins. You said about
people that will lead a mass bar upside down. What
did you know this is a thing. No, I always
on the veins to the roof of my mouth. Some
people go veins down. He's starting to cross it. It's
a joke. It's like a joke, like you're the sort

(04:58):
of mate that eats a mass bar up? What to
feel them on your tongue? But oh my god, I
never even thought about that. But I thought, but you
want to feel the veins on the roof of your
mouth totally? What why just sort of just the veins
anywhere top of bottom, your top of bottom veins. But

(05:19):
Mars have a smooth bottom vein.

Speaker 4 (05:21):
I would never know upside down.

Speaker 3 (05:23):
So I get the texture of my and then I
gurgled it outside of the obvious filthy joke, just to
see if people do.

Speaker 4 (05:28):
And they do.

Speaker 3 (05:29):
Yeah, it's the same people that eat like a chop
top biscuit. Oh no, they eat it chopped down, no,
chok up. Yeah, but it's the bottom of the Mars bar.
Is it that kind of mate? It's like yeah, because
it's exporated, it sets on a mat.

Speaker 6 (05:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (05:45):
He opened it up and was like, what the hell
is the smooth mass bar to the photo of it,
and then sent it into Mars wriggle Uk and was like,
you guys doing smooth Mars bars now, and they were like, no,
this is a factory era. So you know when you
see chocolate factories and they come out of those but
convey about that, yes, and as it gets its top layer,

(06:06):
ear blows on it to create.

Speaker 3 (06:08):
Those are the waves, the veins, the veins, the veins
we'll call them veins because it's not quite a wave,
more vein esque.

Speaker 4 (06:15):
And they get blown with air along the top as
it comes out of the waterfall of chocolate. And there's
supposed to be somebody at the end who removes the
ones which haven't been hit by air, so this this
would happen maybe more often, right to them, They take
them away and I guess that's your sort of employee.

Speaker 3 (06:32):
Tax smooth mass bar. That's mine and.

Speaker 4 (06:34):
I'll take that one. Two point five million Mars bars
a manade are made every single day in this one
factory where this one would have come from one. So
they were like, oh my god, this one's just slipped
through without its They call signature.

Speaker 3 (06:48):
Flourish, right, so they apologize how much.

Speaker 4 (06:50):
They apologize, but they've just reimposed him. The cost of
the Mars bar or maybe a couple of males bars
two pounds.

Speaker 3 (06:56):
It was rude. He got two pounds. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (06:59):
He was like, we know we can't reveal all of
the secrets from our you know, production line, but yeah,
this was an era and we do apologize.

Speaker 3 (07:05):
So he's two pounds and he ate it. He ate
The smooth mass bar was a smooth mas.

Speaker 4 (07:12):
I was Freezer for a good story. And anytime someone
come around, be like, do you see something crazy? Ch
this this is going to blow your mind.

Speaker 3 (07:20):
Smooth masser, smooth mask And then all your friends. Have
you been around to Haley's. She's got a smooth mass bar. Yeah,
oh my god.

Speaker 4 (07:26):
When you get to Haley's, ask us see what to do? Freezerah,
you won't believe it, It'll blow your mind.

Speaker 1 (07:31):
Plays that ms Fledge born in Hailey from the Bustling
z M think tank.

Speaker 4 (07:37):
This is the top six.

Speaker 3 (07:41):
Hello there, Rupert Grint, who hasn't been in too much
since Harry Potter. Nahum, he's thirty six years old now,
while they make you feel old, that older than me? Wow?
Yeah he was born in nineteen eighty eight. Wow, Yeah,
how old's Daniel Radscliffe's is he a little bit younger? Yeah,

(08:07):
would you like to google Daniel Regular? I'm doing it now.
And then Emma he's one year. Yeah, he's thirty five,
and Emma Watson is thirty four. Wow, she made Harmonic Ranger.
Now what do we just because those movies only came
out like five years. Yeah, just feels so weird that
they were late twenties when they were playing those characters.
So weird movies. Yeah, I just came out. Now. We

(08:28):
decided the other day I'm Hermione Vorn.

Speaker 4 (08:31):
Youre Hagrid Hagar and and our listeners decided that Bleach
is Voldemort. You're Voldemort.

Speaker 3 (08:40):
Wow? Out that really as its baldest. And it's because
I've got half a nose. Yeah yeah, got hollow nose.

Speaker 4 (08:46):
Hollow hollow nose.

Speaker 3 (08:48):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (08:49):
You guys always tease me about no.

Speaker 3 (08:54):
Unbelievable and if you could cast a spell on a
baby on a plane, you'd do it, no doubt, one hundred.
He works, he does, He tries all the time. So
Rubert Grint has been ordered to pay three point nine
million New Zealand dollars in tax. Now I said before,
it's that they were arguing what kind of income. He's

(09:15):
not one of those celebrities that just didn't pay tax
in the lack no know about tax. Yeah, I was
never raised to believe that this was the something I
had to do. So it came after he was given
four and a half million pounds from a company which
managed his business affairs as a consideration for rights, records
and goodwill from his work. He said that it was
a capital asset and should be the subject of capital

(09:36):
gains tax, which is less than an income tax. But
they said no, no, no, it's income tax. So now
you've got to pay more. And he's like, oh boo, Frankly,
I do not want to and frankly, it is not there.

Speaker 4 (09:49):
He hasn't done anything for a couple of years really,
like just quite small stuff.

Speaker 3 (09:54):
He's a great actor, but he's worth apparently worth forty
million pounds HP. So why would you just transfer it
to me?

Speaker 6 (10:00):
Now?

Speaker 3 (10:01):
Why would you do anything? Why would you do anything?

Speaker 4 (10:03):
Yeah, totally. You work your whole childhood, just travel.

Speaker 3 (10:06):
Yeah, oh god, what a life. Well, I've got the
top sex Harry Potter spells to get rid of tax issues,
and we can all try this at the end of
the financial year. If we don't want to pay, okay,
looking okay, so in a few months away, isn't it
at the end of the financially it's sneaking up on us.
Number six is Loumos. That's in the Harry Potter series
to create light in a dark situation. Okay, so you

(10:28):
could light up your your your statements and that that
cupboard where you just kind of chuckle your receipts. Oh yeah,
mine's a paper bag. It uses a paper bag. Yeah,
mine's one of those accordion folders. Oh god. And I
put like twenty twenty three on the little flap up
the top and then just jam every time, every time
there's a receipt, I just jam this.

Speaker 2 (10:46):
Jam it and jam.

Speaker 3 (10:48):
It doesn't sound that great. One day if you get
what's the word order to order to just chuck them,
then you just tip it upside down and like what
year do you want? Just tip it up so down?
But they will need Loomos. Great and loss. Number five
on the list of the top six ways to get
rid of tax issues a winding Guardian obliviosa. That's a classic.
It's a levitation spell. But I'm looking to use this

(11:10):
figuratively to levitate my account balance so that I can
pay texts. I thought you were going to levitate the
tax inspectors out of your house so they couldn't use
it either way. Yeah, could use it for both. Hard
to issue someone a tax notice when they are floating, Yeah,
and no longer subject to gravity. Number four on the
list of the topsis Harry Potter spells to get rid

(11:30):
of tax issues. Ach money. It's a summoning spell. Okay,
you could just summon some more money. Amazing. Not a
problem that Harry Potter had to face. Baby. Yeah, in
the magic world, here's a baby. Is there a cap
on how much money you can? Well, you don't want
to cause hyperinflation. Yeah, true, great points. I always think,

(11:53):
just print more money, print more money. Yeah. I think
that's how we got into this mess. Right has it
been in the last few years? Hailey?

Speaker 6 (11:59):
Right?

Speaker 3 (12:00):
We printed a bit much?

Speaker 4 (12:01):
Did we print too much?

Speaker 3 (12:04):
We really ran out of ink on the disc jit, Yeah,
I got one of those notes where it's sort of
like half got lines and you can tell the blues
running out. Yeah, there's a little bit heavy on the magenta. Yeah.
Expeller Ramis is number three on the list of the
top sex spells to get rid of tax issues, not
on the person who's coming to collect the tax, but
rather on people's money. So if they've got money in

(12:24):
their hand expeller amas, they drop the money, you pick
it up. Oh, we're just out of the back of
their pocket and the money a bit. So you have
to do that to the tune of two million dollars.
You'd be doing it for a while. Yeah, I don't care.

Speaker 2 (12:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (12:36):
Number two on the list of the top sex spells
to get rid of tax issues are stupefy, Yeah, just
to do that on the text collector. No, you just
stunned them. Yeah, they won't know what to what they're
doing there, and then they'll just go home by a
bit more time to find some more money. And number
one on the list of the top sex Harry Potter
spells to get rid of tax issues. I mean, there's
no going back, because it is one of the unforgivable

(12:58):
curses of Cadavra on the person from the tax department.
Everybody from the tax department that keeps comes knocking. They
just can't keep sending people from the tax department to
their certain death at your house. What's a part of
Cadavra dead. Oh god, it's it's what Voldemort did on
Harry's parents, and Harry should have died, but his mother

(13:20):
loved him so, yes that it protected him. Of course,
that's how he got the lightning bolt. Of course I've
seen all of the movies, very familiar with the war. Yeah,
and remember it of the Pottery Universe. Yes, that is
today's subseex play Fletchvorn and Hayley. Jack Harlowe singer of

(13:40):
first Class Great. I love this for a while, great,
great vibe. Now apparently I was unaware of this.

Speaker 4 (13:49):
I was left unawaares that people did a bit of
a one eighty on Jack Carlow.

Speaker 3 (13:53):
We all agreed that he was a very attractive, handsome gentleman.
It wasn't that time of post malone. We ever, and
liked the dirty boy. Everyone liked a dirty boy, and
liked a dirty, grubby little boy. And then everyone was
sort of like, hang on, can we just have a
little discussion?

Speaker 4 (14:06):
Is he too much of a dirty boy? I found
a thread on Reddit is Jack Carlo hot? And then
someone kind of summed it up quite good. Yeah, someone said, yes,
but he's like quote white guy from a small town
in the middle of nowhere with a population of twenty
five to fifty thousand. Who's hot from pure lack of competition,
descent style and general awareness of hygiene out which is

(14:27):
a brand of attractiveness that is very much my type. Right,
And you're like, oh my god, that's so spot on, girlies,
would you agree with that.

Speaker 3 (14:36):
Description of Jack Carlo? Yeah? One percent. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (14:39):
So the reason people's talking about Jack Celoe again being
like hey, hang on now, oh, is that he performed
a concert with an orchestra in a three piece suit
and people are absolutely swooning.

Speaker 3 (14:53):
Have a listen, falling. He's doing a bit of Elvis. Okay, yeah,
he did a bit of Elvis.

Speaker 4 (15:06):
He did a bit of Sinatra. Oh and he kind
of had a little late swingy vibe going on.

Speaker 3 (15:12):
Right, So now he's hot again.

Speaker 4 (15:13):
So now he's hot again because okay, all right, Shannon,
your MIC's on. Oh yeah, I did like that.

Speaker 7 (15:22):
But the girl he's are melting talk has exploded over this.

Speaker 3 (15:27):
Because it looks like he's had a shower.

Speaker 7 (15:29):
Well, I think it's also unexpected, Like we know him
from first class. He can rap, he has like a
little bit of a voice, but we didn't expect like
that swooney.

Speaker 4 (15:36):
Crooney Yeah, yeah, okay, I sort of see it like
he's he is in a really nice to the orchestra.

Speaker 3 (15:42):
That's sort of a level of class.

Speaker 4 (15:44):
Especially after Jacober Lordie was Elvis and that really did
a lot to a lot of girls. People are just
realizing that Alvis was an attractive man because Jacob.

Speaker 3 (15:54):
More attractive Alvis Butler or Jacob in my opinion, But
that might be a hot day. This is tall. He
looks tall, very tall.

Speaker 4 (16:03):
That let's get in.

Speaker 3 (16:04):
I think they might have heightened up Elvis there, you
know what I mean? Butler's Elvis. Yeah, the voice was
and he couldn't shake it afterwards. What are you doing?
So Alvis was that's six foot Okay, Okay, he's a
tall man. So we're all now loving this Olbsea deep Voth.

(16:26):
We love the suit.

Speaker 8 (16:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (16:28):
Also, he seemed quite like humble, like he seemed a
little bit like bashful.

Speaker 3 (16:32):
It's like, oh, loving hearing what GenZ is finding a
trick voice. I love I love me a bashful I love.

Speaker 1 (16:40):
Plays Fletchborne and Haley play Zims Fletchborn and Haley.

Speaker 3 (16:46):
So a little while ago we talked about how my
cat will only eat one sort of wet food and
it's Jimbos, and it's the yellow Jimbos, which is veal,
and it's the most expensive. And this cat was free. Yep,
it's a good thing about these cats. Yeah, I mean
you paid a sort of a hostage negotiation.

Speaker 4 (17:05):
Fee for Yeah.

Speaker 3 (17:05):
I've mentioned many times to risking my cat from a breeder. Yeah,
and you know, pay a lot of money, but we're
risking Hale and I rescued our cats from certain death
plastic bags, plastic bags, yeah, and abandonment. And but all
of our cats, like you said before that you should
never get them a sniff of the good stuff now,
just like I don't want to eat this junk. I
only want to be.

Speaker 4 (17:26):
Rolly has been on almost the same biscuits, this whole
lot of poor food. He doesn't know anything other than
when we have ham. He loves a little bit shaved
ham because it's salty. Comes in if he smells ham,
or the clack of like a plastic container of ham
being open.

Speaker 3 (17:39):
He's like the clack of ham after Christmas, before New Years.

Speaker 4 (17:46):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (17:47):
Yes, there's a season for a ham sandwich on white bread.
We digress. Sorry, we'll talk more about ham Stead. We
just like pineapple almost like a ham steak. Hamstad it
snakes a trash, but when you make your own handsteak
out of Christmas ham it's delicious. Yeah, we digress. I
talked about how they'll only get the yellow Jimbos. The

(18:08):
people from Jimbos reached out and said, have some Jimbo's vouchers. Oh,
that's lovely now. They sent six on the Jimbo's website. Right,
they sent six vouchers, and I thought, that's nice. That's nice.
Nice of them. I completely forgot about them. Oh, I
said to I was like, hey, next time you take
shopping on the desktop computer, print off a voucher. There's
six of them. Delete them after you print them. So

(18:31):
are they only work one? Yeah? Okright now, the voucher said,
to the value of twenty five dollars. Yeah. What do
they just eat them raw? What like this? Well, I'm
not cooking the cat raw. You don't cook it.

Speaker 4 (18:44):
I was just looking at it like it's so full on.
It's it's like it's like you see them, it's meant
you see the meat.

Speaker 3 (18:50):
Yeah's meat.

Speaker 4 (18:52):
That's why the cat's love.

Speaker 3 (18:53):
That's good though, because it's just meat, because you don't
know what's in the other stuff. Right, the field one
is just feel so it's more expensive. But at the
weekend it was twelve fifty. Do the maths on this, Oh,
that's two times per voucher. However, guess what what of
November was the expirer Dad on the voucher. No, So
I was like, there's no way I'm going to be

(19:14):
able to get twelve veals from one. I'm gonna have
to multi supermarket this. So what is it, Matty, You've
got all the vouchers. Did the voucher so you can
only use one person?

Speaker 8 (19:24):
No, no, no, no no.

Speaker 3 (19:25):
I was just like, there's no way they're going to
have twelve things of veal. Yeah, because it's the most expensive,
most it's very.

Speaker 4 (19:31):
Popular advertised it's perfect for extra fussy felines.

Speaker 3 (19:35):
And we've got extra. So then I go down and
I'm like, okay, you know what, the local supermarket had
twelve veals. I cleaned them out of veals and then
I did the other stuff, just got some dinner stuff,
et cetera, etcetera. Went up to the checkout and they
knew the minute I was like, I've got vouchers for these.
Oh god, I've never worked checkout. I imagine that's a

(19:57):
nightmare sentence to hear. Yeah, I'll go voucher for these.

Speaker 4 (20:00):
I'll be like, of course you do, because you look
like a voucher person. Wait, but you go to the
supermarket and use a non supermarket vounce.

Speaker 3 (20:07):
It can be used anywhere that sells jimbos. And I
read at the bottom it was like it said to
the retailer, and I was like, yes, this is acceptable.
Just stared in this code to these and send them
to this address and will fully reimburse you. What nice.
You couldn't go so check out with that? No no, no, no, no,
no no no. I just caused a huge traffic jam

(20:29):
of the supermarket. Oh for God's sake, because the person
behind the till was qualified, but they were training somebody else,
so the trainee had lots of questions.

Speaker 4 (20:39):
Literally, they were chick.

Speaker 3 (20:42):
I didn't mean to Yeah, the packing people's right groceries.
But then I swiped my club card and it reduced
the price of the jimbos. Oh my god, we can
get more veal. So then they said, you're like twelve
dollars shy of being able to use this voucher, and
you've got to use the whole voucher. And I was like,
what embarrassed? Or I'm already embarrassed to be standing there.

(21:03):
So then at this stage you've probably been there for
five minutes. The lady behind me in the in the aisles,
she was her grandchildren, her granddaughter wear her pants because
she'd been waiting so long, literally weed right there. And
I was just like, oh, no, I'm so sorry about this.
I don't want to be associated with that. They don't
want to be associated with I'm so sorry that this.

(21:25):
And she's like, it's not your fault. You'd think that
they had to use a voucher and looked at the
people and I was just like, oh, so now you've
I know that you were going to say it's not
your fault. You think she'd know to ask to use
the toilet. But she was young, she was like a
little kid. I felt really bad because just weeds straight
on the floor. As a parent who's been in a
shop where I looked at my daughter as she went

(21:46):
wheez straight weed on cat Mandu's floor. Yeah, I was like,
So then she said, if you want to use this
about You're going to have to spend the whole twelve
dollars in the country or the store both. Okay. She
went to a cat Men do in CA and weed there.
Ironically they have cat Man do's and cat Men they
only have mac packs, interesting crazy and a torpedo. So

(22:15):
they say to me, you got to use if you
want to use this last voucha, you've got to go
and get twelve dollars or more. I was like, what, okay,
piss on the floor, it's all so, I'm so sorry,
and they say and I'm one of the ones that's
already there and then get it later. It's not so

(22:38):
I'm like, I'm so sorry, I'm going to have to
go and get And the lady is like for Jimbo's
for which these are all free, by the way, you
couldn't been like, don't worry about it, write it off.

Speaker 4 (22:48):
Don't worry about one d them.

Speaker 3 (22:51):
Can you put this lady through? And they're like, you
know that thing they can do the bet they pre
your seat and next time all they need to a
scan the receipt and they can pick it up where
they left off. So I was like, I'm so sorry,
and I went upped away avoiding the person on the floor. Yeah, now,
ah wow. I go there and it wasn't twelve dollars
because I was like, I don't want to spend any
more than the vacher.

Speaker 4 (23:10):
I'm gonna have to get something sometimes tough time.

Speaker 3 (23:15):
So then I find these dog treats that Jimbo's make,
and I'm excited about that. The dogs are going to
get something out of this. And I go back up
a few minutes later and she's like, we're going to
need to take you to another checkout because there's this Wow.
So they've moved you because you went much of a
floor signs up with a kids person on the floor,
and I'm like, have you and she then the woman says,

(23:35):
in your absence, we've read the fine print of the voucher.
Oh apparently we go the checkout manager took it to
the store manager, and the store manager has said, no,
the vouchers is one product per voucher up to the
value of twenty five dollars. Oh, I can only have

(23:57):
one tub per voucher. Okay, not up to the value. Yeah,
you went you had them en greedy. You could have
got away already with those times I gave the worry
about it. Yeah. So then I'm like, ah, okay, what
you'd think? I just take it? Just know. I was like,

(24:19):
what Jimbo's product is worth twenty five dollars and she
said I don't know, and I said, because veil is
the most expensive product back there. Yeah, and it's only
twelve dollars fifty Yeah, how can I make the most
of these? Match? Yeah? She's like, why don't you just use.

Speaker 4 (24:41):
The next thing to go?

Speaker 1 (24:42):
And I was like, expire today and she's just like.

Speaker 3 (24:47):
She really wanted to swear out there. She's like, no,
I'm and to her credit so professional. Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (24:55):
So after getting more Jimbos take Jimbo's bag, I was like, so.

Speaker 3 (24:59):
I've got six ouchers, so I'm allowed six Jimbo's products.
She's like, what six do you want? And I was
like the veal and she's like, okay, so the rest
of these can go back. I was like, would you
like me to put them back? And she's like, I
want you to leave that sniping storm and she said
no and calmly, sugar head, what I read in her

(25:19):
eyes was I want you to get that f out
of my life immediately I never want to see you again,
never again. Wow, never again. So then she's like, okay,
So she puts it through beep scans the receipt from
last time and that, and then I noticed it's more
than it should be, and I said, oh, I don't
think the receipts carried over my club. God you are.

Speaker 4 (25:48):
It ms Flinch, Vaughn and Hayley. Filly, silly little pool, silly.

Speaker 9 (25:56):
It is so silly, silly, silly that today's.

Speaker 3 (26:10):
Silly little pole. Do you flash your lights to warn
other drivers that there's a speed camera or comps ahead?
Because this has kind of been a bit of talk
on social media in the last few weeks with some
posts about this exact topic. I hate it. Some people
kind of feel like it's dying out. It used to
be a big thing. I just used to do it
all the time to people that I judged were going

(26:32):
too fast the other way, but speak camera and you'd
see them and then you look in your riv and
their brakes go on, yeah, slowing down. Yeah. I never
do it.

Speaker 4 (26:41):
I'm like, up to you, you can do what you did.

Speaker 3 (26:44):
It was illegal to do it, eh, I do know,
But I don't think it ever was why I din't
flashing your head lights, that would be something was right. Yeah,
do you think this started because I remember when like
when we would have been like at school and do
you remember they had the hidden speed cameras and then
they got rid of them and or there were signs
saying you were entering a hidden speed camera zone. Then

(27:08):
I think they got rid of those signs. But then yeah,
if people saw a camera, they'd kind of warm because
I think people thought that was a bit unfair. Yeah,
it was a bit sneaky. Whereas that you go to
in Australia, they had hide them in like wheely bin. Yeah,
they do it, good man.

Speaker 4 (27:22):
We saw it twice when I was driving back from
Hamilton the other night cop cars mufty cop cars. Oh yeah,
in the dark and they were just like out the
door with one of their little speed guns sneaking.

Speaker 3 (27:34):
You really hid them, you'd never see them. Well, I
never flashed my lights if you're going to speed it
up to you in the twelve months. In the twelve
month period, fifty eight fixed speed cameras around New Zealand.
Three hundred and seventy one thousand tickets issued in the
last year, mostly in twenty twenty three, totaling twenty nine
point nine million dollars.

Speaker 4 (27:55):
Don't speed.

Speaker 3 (27:57):
Mil Road County County's Monaco has the most tickets two
point five Oh yeah, and then the Waterview Tunnels no
longer gorge top of the Gorge. That's one point seven
million and fines and just a year that's like fourth
on the list. You know what blows my mind? As
you'll see every now and then on your local Facebook
page someone popping up being like they just let everybody

(28:20):
know this place on the corner of Yeah, there's pages
Booze Boost. If you gonna drink, driver, maybe take one
of those back really.

Speaker 4 (28:31):
Windy, dangerous rod. Yeah, it's crazy when people do that.

Speaker 3 (28:35):
Yeah, but we asked you do your flash your headlights
to one of the drivers, which I've just done a
quick google. Not illegal, but discouraged. Okay, sixty three percent
of people said yesse'l do it. Thirty seven percent said no,
they don't do it, pens, says Meghan. To warn them
of cops, no, to warn them that their lights are
on years makes me feel like a real the mirror

(28:55):
of the road when you flash your lights and some
of the your bloody lights on your eddy at half
an hour before sunset, half an hour for sunrise. That's
the rule. And I flash them and then they turn
their lights something. That's right. The mayor has spoken, powerful
mayor of the road. Here in the Naki, says Danielle.
It's a far more common I found, especially for all

(29:17):
the asshole ute drivers out there. Oh okay, so that's fine,
and not only the Naki but also you drivers. Yeah.
If that's stupid enough to break the law by speeding
or drink driving, I want them to get courts in Rachel. However,
if there's an accident, I'll flash my lights to warn
and slow others downcoming. Yep, that's the way. Fair. Why
do you want someone to get a speeding fine? Life's
tough enough, says christ But the speeding, yeah, thus and

(29:41):
endangering everyone else. Yet nice thing to do when there's
a speed camera. Van Juliet always forget how to do
it in a panic and then turn on an indicator, Sarah. Nice, try, officer.
I think the pro pro warning, Yeah, yeah, that pro warning.

(30:01):
And they think we're sitting a trap for them or something. Yeah,
we're going to turn out at their house and be like, hey,
knock it off, kN knockoff, flash in the lights, Caitlin
have occasionally even done it when there isn't a cop around.
People in the Bay of Plenty have a lead foot
and also suck it staying on the road. So like
me was like, I sometimes we just feel like that.
People coming the other way to slow down said we

(30:22):
are getting into a trap with the police. That's today
still a little part.

Speaker 2 (30:27):
Plays it ms. Fletchborn and Haley plays it Ms. Fletchborn
and Haley.

Speaker 4 (30:32):
Having just reached the end of this article, I'm finding
this quite intolerable now, ginger parenting.

Speaker 3 (30:40):
I've read something. I got to the end. I don't
like it.

Speaker 4 (30:44):
I'm not into it so gentle parenting. As we were
talking about it's like it's a new approach. I guess
because we grew up in the eighties nineties.

Speaker 3 (30:53):
In the heyday of Our parents were raised by people
who were raised by or came back from war, yeah,
and didn't know how to talk about their feelings. So
horrendous things yes, and where yeah, And then our parents
were like, we're doing a far better job because we're
smacking them. Yeah, totally. I mean, I don't My parents

(31:15):
were super.

Speaker 4 (31:18):
Opposite of gentle, but they definitely were, you know, just
quite classic nineties parents.

Speaker 3 (31:23):
Yeah, like shut up. I used to call me a
little witch rather than using the neck to be when
I was seeing your face. I remember that one.

Speaker 4 (31:32):
Yeah, when I was sad and I go there, my
mom would be like, don't trip up on your bottom.

Speaker 3 (31:36):
Lap, I'll give you somebody to cry about. What have
been the.

Speaker 4 (31:41):
Idea?

Speaker 3 (31:42):
Now?

Speaker 4 (31:42):
You see it online a lot gentle parenting, which is
the thing of just like, you know, kids are so
disregulated with their emotions, so we just take pause. It's
all about empathy. And well, apparently people have been softly
implementing gentle parenting into their relationships, calling it gentle partnering, which.

Speaker 3 (31:59):
Is all about But.

Speaker 4 (32:02):
It sort of started as people being like, hey, this
is working really well for our kids and the way
that we communicate with them in the way that they
are understanding their emotions, and so people were sort of
doing it to their partners without really telling them that
that's what they were doing. There was a huge threat
on riddit, being like, am I an asshole for using
gentle parenting techniques on my partner when he's feeling a

(32:22):
little bit opposite, and everyone was like, this is so patronized,
like this is so like demeaning. But they were like,
I'm getting really great results.

Speaker 3 (32:30):
But I can totally see why because I don't. I
don't sugarcoat anything because I grew up my parents just
black and whited with each other. That that is that
that that I just agree no fight ever thought. It
was just like they would just say something like do
that or that needs doing. Yeah, right, But I realized that,

(32:53):
oh yeah, I've been with shout Out for twenty years
and I don't anything. And then it makes it sound
like I'm angry and it kind of puts but I'm not,
and I'm the same.

Speaker 4 (33:02):
I'm like, I'm not a very gentle or empathetic fighter
or disagree in my relationship, and people like you've just
got to use the same things, Like we're taking pause
for one, I can see that you're feeling really upset
at the moment, and I think it's probably not helpful
for us to have an argument in this place. So
I'm just gonna take a breath and I'm gonna come
back and we can talk about it. I would just

(33:24):
this would never be those would never be words.

Speaker 3 (33:26):
I could say I could never do it, because I
just feel like I'm on the verge of breaking them
and I'm going to I'm gonna get my way. I
feel like we're almost there. A couple look more choice words.
Don't I said something I definitely shouldn't have said. Now
I'm back peddling. Oh my god, I should have gentle
bit partnered earlier. Oh.

Speaker 4 (33:46):
I just feel like this would put me into the
I'd feel that parenting element of it, and I'd be like,
don't treat me like a child, don't talk to me, like,
don't try to disarm me in my anger in this moment,
I'm older poor Selene on the situation, and then come
back very sheepishly and apologize for being such a ridiculous person.
And then so some relationship therapists came in and we're like,

(34:09):
at its call. Gentle parenting is all about empathy, patients,
and respectful communication.

Speaker 3 (34:13):
Now, those are three things that are great to have
in a relationship if you could draw on them.

Speaker 4 (34:21):
Just rolled her eyes.

Speaker 3 (34:22):
But you couldn't hear that, dear listener. You couldn't hear it.

Speaker 4 (34:25):
Aaron heard it, I reckon and he's not even listening
to the radio steps. You can just vibe check he's
in bed right now, being like, oh my god, I
think Hailey just rolled her eyes across.

Speaker 2 (34:34):
Down play z m's flesh porn and Hailey.

Speaker 4 (34:38):
This is almost somewhat of a PSA for those of
you that will see PV the glue. Oh my god,
this whole time, been calling the PSA glue. Oh my god,
I need to stick this together. Passed me the PSA
and stands for no public service announcement.

Speaker 3 (34:55):
Is what I'm making? Not a poly polyvinyl acetate, vinyl
acetate what do they call it?

Speaker 4 (35:02):
PVA?

Speaker 3 (35:02):
That's been so spare my hands with polyvinyl acetate.

Speaker 4 (35:05):
I know I was going so long.

Speaker 3 (35:07):
I've made a skin with PV A glow. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (35:10):
We are leading up to our holiday break and as
we know, the show usually dismantles within the last couple
of weeks and we get very silly because we're excited
for the holiday break. We should get some PVA in studio.
This should be one thing we do.

Speaker 3 (35:20):
I'm going to press the button, so it's not going
to work for me.

Speaker 4 (35:23):
Oh could you PVA?

Speaker 3 (35:24):
Your feet together might pay money? I was just like,
and someone will pay lots of money for it. You
well know that micro organisms can eat PVA glows such
as algae, yeasts like in a bacteria and fungi, but
also little tip of.

Speaker 4 (35:41):
Your oh if you rough no, okay, so he's giving
it unsolicited medical advice. There if you think you might
have a bacterial in fiction thrush in fiction PVA genitals,
we'll eat it.

Speaker 3 (35:54):
Don't smear PVA in your job.

Speaker 4 (35:56):
It eats PVA.

Speaker 3 (35:57):
You would effectively be feeding the thrush. Oh okay, don't
creating a sort of a super thrush, sort of a
zoo of sorts down say all right, so get a
proper cream then here.

Speaker 4 (36:07):
Yes, please go to the chemist a PSA. If you
like me, see photos of yourself and you don't like them.

Speaker 3 (36:14):
You always like, oh god, isn't there every human on
the planet.

Speaker 4 (36:19):
And then you find a couple that you like and
your favorite it in your album. Every now and then
you go back and look at and you'll be like, God,
I used to be good looking.

Speaker 3 (36:25):
Oh you cunt that out. It's terrible as a long
you cut that out. You are never good looking. You've
been a mega since the eighth of October nineteen eighty nine.

Speaker 4 (36:37):
Mega since day one. So this is from a dermatize.
She's a cosmic dermatologist. So her job is basically people
come and they say I don't like this about myself,
and they'll maybe remove a scar or some freckles or
amole or something like that. Right, And she has all
the time people coming into her clinic or practice or
whatever and saying like, oh, I noticed this and photo.

(37:00):
I noticed this some photos all the time, And I said,
this is really pronounced and photos have got their da
da da day. Nobody else's no one notices your thing
that you always notice. Nobody cares. Yeah, And then she
came up with this analogy that I thought was so
good and it totally changed the way that I think
about it, because I'll always be like I feel often
I'll take a photo because I'm.

Speaker 3 (37:18):
Feeling good, yeah, and you go, oh my god, I
feel good, or.

Speaker 4 (37:20):
Like, let's have a photo, and then you're like, oh yack,
that's an awful photo. Oh yuck, and your confidence gets crushed.
She said, this is her analogy. Think of all the
beautiful sunsets you've ever seen in your life, right, and
you go, oh my god, yeah, and then you go
to take a picture of it, and when you look
at the photo, you go, oh, it doesn't look as
good as a sunset.

Speaker 3 (37:36):
It's not really doing it justice. How is it any different?

Speaker 4 (37:39):
You're you're beautiful just because the photo isn't doing you justice.
It doesn't distract from the fact that you were very beautiful.
That's Minga maths right there. There's minga mates. We've got
ourselves mega maths. But like, it's actually not my face,
that's mengan. The photo is not reflecting my true beauty.

Speaker 3 (37:54):
But this is true.

Speaker 4 (37:54):
I do it all the time with like we've had
some beautiful moons recently, and we get it and never
does it justice, I know. And you always look at
you're like, oh my god, that's so beautiful.

Speaker 3 (38:03):
Then you take a photo so it's like a bloody
spotlight that is because it's so far away, and you're like,
just see when I take a photo of you, you
know what? Yeah, so what's happening? So No, he's saying,
if you're if you were as far away as the moon,
you'd look right too. He's saying, what we need somehow
to get you, excuse me, gravitational positive.

Speaker 4 (38:28):
Thinking for everyone that might not like photos of themselves
with a beautiful analogy of a sunset.

Speaker 3 (38:33):
That is a good way of looking at it. It
is a good way of looking at it because, yeah,
do you know people? Do you know anyone that never
looks as good as they do in photos and as
they do in real life? Do you know someone that
in real life looks looks hot and amazing, but and
photos they never look as good.

Speaker 4 (38:50):
Yeah, definitely, there's heaps of people like that. My dad
is not the opposite. My dad's a handsome fellow, but
no matter what, he could just be like existing. You
take a photo, goes hurt and he smile beaming.

Speaker 3 (39:01):
Yeah, I can't.

Speaker 4 (39:02):
I don't have that always.

Speaker 3 (39:03):
I don't have that. If you want a genuine I
can't do a genuine smile as yours a soul about
pr photos of Forraterunity have proven when someone says and
now smile and I'm just like, no, I can't told
you to warm up your face a bat. I was
scaring off potential clients. Well when it can, yeah, please,

(39:25):
that's when one will be smiling in our publicity photos.

Speaker 2 (39:28):
Yeah, plays Fleschborn and Haley play Zims Fletchborne and Hailey.

Speaker 3 (39:37):
I have never had this happen.

Speaker 4 (39:39):
But you know your history about stories about people connecting
with people on ancestry dot com and whatnot.

Speaker 3 (39:44):
What if the other one is twenty.

Speaker 4 (39:47):
Twenty three, and I think that's a big one in America. Yeah,
but that's never happened to me. Like everyone who I've who,
I've seen on it and that is connected to my
family tree, I have just been like, oh, they.

Speaker 3 (40:00):
Must be someone who's related to this person that I
knew I was related to.

Speaker 4 (40:04):
And then yesterday I get a message from an old
friend of mine, Katherine, who I went to drama school
with when was there.

Speaker 3 (40:12):
Many many years ago. She also paid years ago. She
also paid thirty one learn how to slither on the
floor like a wave. No one's slithered on the floor
like Katherine. Okay, she was a slytherer yeap. She was
very good at it. Pankake Catherine pancake, That's what I

(40:33):
called it.

Speaker 4 (40:34):
Now. I haven't really seen much of Catherine over the
years because she lives in tyms and I think she
protests full time.

Speaker 3 (40:42):
Okay, she's real activist ad be through and through. No,
she went to acting school, not activist school. She's got
all constudent up yeah.

Speaker 4 (40:52):
She spent the whole time she was there. She was like,
will you keep sticking me in these costumes?

Speaker 3 (40:56):
I'm here to wave signs and play oil.

Speaker 4 (40:59):
Yeah yea yeah yeah. Anyway, so I get a message
from Catherine yesterday, like out of the blue, just saying
we're related.

Speaker 3 (41:07):
What.

Speaker 5 (41:08):
I was like what?

Speaker 4 (41:10):
And she had done ancestry dot com, but she wasn't
on there a lot and was actually going through some
like old family photos, like like in an old school way.
Was going through family photos and started to find really old,
like black and white photos from the early days of
New Zealand.

Speaker 3 (41:28):
And was looking through and was like, oh yeah ancestory
dot com.

Speaker 4 (41:32):
It kind of prompted her to go and go on
and she was uploading photos and it kept making all
these sort of you know how it makes suggestions like
this person could be related to this person person, And
eventually it led to Hailey Sprowl and she was like,
what the hell. We've known each other since two thousand
and eight, for God's sake, and it turns out that
we have the same great great grandparents.

Speaker 3 (41:55):
Oh that great great grandparents. That's not even I mean,
that's a real it's not super like. So my like,
if you'd helped up with her, that'd be okay, yeah
you didn't. I did.

Speaker 4 (42:08):
Look, it was one person in my class and where
we're not related. Okay, so thank god, so not caretherine
that Yeah, so my dad's nana is her mom's nana's sister. Okay,
that was the connection. That And then I was like,
oh my god, that's so crazy, Like we're like whatever
whatever that is, cousins twice removed or whatever it is.

(42:31):
And then she cousins.

Speaker 3 (42:33):
I don't know. I literally don't have no idea how
any of them removed parts where it's generational, like if
you'd been one out like it was your dad's grandmother
and her great grandmother's sister or something. Once removed comes
it's like we're a line. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (42:50):
Is she full noise too?

Speaker 3 (42:52):
Yeah, she's full noise. Do you know it's funny. It's
so funny.

Speaker 4 (42:54):
Like so she then she went through she was going
through all these old photos. She's like, oh my god,
I've got like your family tree. She's like, I can't
believe I've just been living this whole time knowing you,
and I've got your family tree in my house. And
like this photo of your relative and your dad's nana
and all this kind of stuff. She was looking through
things and sending me all these photos of these mad
women and hats, and I was like, Catherine, this is

(43:15):
so accurate.

Speaker 3 (43:15):
Mad women in Hants.

Speaker 4 (43:16):
Catherine's one of the maddest women you live in made
It's absolutely incredible. And when I told Aaron, I was like,
me and Catherine Craft are related. He was like, this
makes so much sense.

Speaker 3 (43:25):
Really, Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (43:26):
It was like one of the most sort of well,
I mean, it's New Zealand, so you know, you're always
a few degrees of degrees of separation, but it really
blew my mind.

Speaker 3 (43:36):
This has never happened before.

Speaker 4 (43:37):
And so now I've got a new cousin who I've
known this whole time, and I think it's really going
to reconnect us.

Speaker 3 (43:42):
It's family history dot com to because I kept getting
emails saying there's a new DNA match and I just
never look because I know them. Yeah, I'm not going
to know them.

Speaker 4 (43:52):
Mine's like my my on my Mildy side, there were nine,
My grandma was one of nine.

Speaker 3 (43:57):
And they've just got the family's huge. That's so I'm like,
I don't.

Speaker 4 (44:01):
Really know you.

Speaker 3 (44:01):
You were saying about how many generations back you go, Yeah,
but if each one of those people had a few kids,
like there's a lot of people coming from that one
with Christmas coming up, it's bcies, that's what. Yeah, exactly, And.

Speaker 4 (44:20):
I think we might have talked about this, but I
didn't look last time. But now that they do, kind
of like twenty three and me, they do the traits thing.

Speaker 3 (44:27):
Oh yeap, based on your DNA physical strength less naturally strong?
How dare you do? You see?

Speaker 4 (44:35):
My car?

Speaker 3 (44:35):
I do have higher levels of cystosterone though, so maybe
I've counter counter squad in quite a bit at the moment,
aren't you, bra brah brah.

Speaker 4 (44:44):
I've got average recovery rate for my heart Yours would.

Speaker 3 (44:46):
Be extraordinary, right, My look, mine doesn't get any faster
heart rate recovery. It's right up the top there.

Speaker 4 (44:55):
You're just good.

Speaker 3 (44:56):
How does it know?

Speaker 5 (44:56):
This?

Speaker 3 (44:57):
Just DNA? But it also says I'm leanning more towards
a morning person in the fact that they work in
the morning. I just don't believe. I am. I'm not
agreeing with that.

Speaker 4 (45:06):
Also that I don't I don't take naps. I mean,
how did you get that from me spinning in a
tube and sending it to Ireland.

Speaker 3 (45:13):
To tell me that I don't take naps.

Speaker 2 (45:15):
Yeah, plays it ms fletched corn.

Speaker 4 (45:18):
And oh okay, I just had a little choke.

Speaker 3 (45:20):
Yeah, I don't. Just need a little drink. I feel
a bit dry. You to sleep with the econ on again?

Speaker 4 (45:26):
Stand on but my hotels this weekend I slept with
the econ on, dam damn fall on.

Speaker 3 (45:30):
I know that's amateur guys. Can I take you to Europe?
You can meet Oh my god, where are we going? On?
Where we're going metaphorically going to Europe?

Speaker 4 (45:40):
Actually have a suitcase always ready to go. It's in
the back of the car.

Speaker 3 (45:43):
Let's go, just leave your life And sounds like you've
got a go bag ready to escape. Where we're going.
Oh yeah, we don't want to be in Spain. There's
never been a time in my life where he wanted
to be in Belgium. Now that's quite a way away. Yeah,
we're originally from Belgium. You see, we're in Spain on holiday.

(46:08):
Yeah right now our flight home has got as being canceled.
Yeah right, why has that being canceled? Let me get
engineering issues, probably paperwork, bit of paperwork. So this group
of strangers, they are like, well, we orted to get
home to Belgium. I won't do a Belgium accine because
I was just we were just talking about ancestry dot common.

(46:29):
No Belgium in me, so I don't even know know
what a belgiamaxin is either. But frenchy, would you like
a spicy biscuit juice?

Speaker 2 (46:44):
Do you like the Smurfs?

Speaker 3 (46:45):
We invented the Smurfs Belgium.

Speaker 6 (46:50):
You're not you don't like it.

Speaker 3 (46:52):
You're technically coo clocks. That was us like the adventures
that No, you did that? What didn't?

Speaker 6 (47:04):
Was he?

Speaker 4 (47:04):
Belgium?

Speaker 3 (47:05):
Touchy? It's yeah, it's very close. It's close enough. Yeah,
like chocolate.

Speaker 4 (47:11):
It's going to put on my clocks.

Speaker 3 (47:15):
You've dragged me into being raised. Sorry, I you're happy. Sorry.
So they go to get home. So the group of strangers,
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (47:20):
I like, I just waited.

Speaker 3 (47:22):
I mean, I know you've waited an airport too, because
how long is that drive? And also that's what travel
insurance is for, right, I mean, I know it's a
pain to claim it and just get a hotel and
then the airline will give you a flight the next
day are in a hurry. So that's a full day drive.
That's fifteen hours. Okay, that's I thought it might be
more because you could always be driving they did trains.

Speaker 4 (47:46):
Yeah, but maybe maybe they were.

Speaker 3 (47:48):
I don't know. I can't explain it. So these strangers
are like, let's all pull together in a van, yes,
and drive and we'll just when you get tired, the
next person can drive, and we're going to get home.
They got home. This happens in a mirror bands and
now own a cooker clock. That's happening in America. In
fact premus for movies. Yeah, yeah, totally, like a couple

(48:09):
of Christmases ago, it happened in America. And when they
drove cross country and like the literal van you're imagining
when you think of an American van, one of those
big Ford courier things from like playing Strains and or
the mom from Home Alone gets in one with John Candy. Yeah,
I just wanted to.

Speaker 4 (48:27):
I just absolutely couldn't with strangers. It's punishing. I'm such
a people pleaser. I'd fill the need to make sure
everyone was having a good time.

Speaker 3 (48:34):
Synonymous. When airlines canceled flights, they put strangers, like sharing
a hotel room.

Speaker 4 (48:38):
Would you do that?

Speaker 3 (48:39):
Like two separate beds? That has now and again a
new story like that will have the headlines. They have
to agree to it because there's only so many hotel rooms.

Speaker 4 (48:51):
Oh, listen to this. I was flying from Auckland to
Napier on the last flight of the evening and it
was canceled. I got talking to an old lady and
we went halves in a hotel room near the airport,
then grabbed a flight in the morning together. How interesting I.

Speaker 3 (49:04):
Told you that happens. Yeah, oh my god. Yeah, Well
that's the thing. It's it's an option, isn't it. God
if the airline was like, oh, you're in what do
they call those rooms?

Speaker 4 (49:14):
Twin cheers?

Speaker 3 (49:15):
Yeah, where there's two bears but they're in the same
room and the person starts snoring. Yeah. Oh I got
it with Barry. I don't want to be very well,
this is what we wanted to know this morning. What
have you ended up doing with strangers?

Speaker 4 (49:28):
Yeah, you always find yourself in these odd situations. It
was like something goes wrong, like if you went on
like a tour, you know, because we did a tour
when we went to Gallipoli. My mum and I we
did an Ozzie New Zealand tour and you're in this
van with strangers and we were really upset because we
secured a to a guy that was clearly Mauldy and
he ignored us.

Speaker 3 (49:45):
Okay, okay, you sure she's not no, no, no, he
was one hundred percent. But then you wanted him to
be Maldy. So and you're mining Cliff Curtis and you're
just Cli Cis. He was from her arm.

Speaker 4 (50:02):
But you do you get into these like situations with strangers.
If something went wrong, you're like, oh, yeah, these are
the people. These are the people that only strained.

Speaker 3 (50:09):
Who I'm trapped in an elevated God, going on a
van with strangers is weird. They were literally going to
be a plane with way more Yeah, strangers. When I
got I got weird when you put it like.

Speaker 4 (50:19):
That, Yeah, I got stuck in a lyft on New
Years one year, like years and years ago, and we
were going up the casino in the but not in
the big skytower in the Sky Cities casino and we
were in there for over an hour. It was awful,
and they were in there because it was too heavy.
So it was so many of us, and when we
finally got to the casino, we.

Speaker 3 (50:36):
Did all go have a drink tain because it was
sort of just like it was awful because you bonded
and made friends together. Yeah, yeah, totally only one hundred
dollars at Emerson number. Give us a call. You can
text through nine six nine sick. What did you end
up doing with strangers? We want to know what you've
done with strangers? Yeah, kind of forced into it.

Speaker 4 (50:54):
A group of strangers had to all hire a bloody
van to drive from where was it Spain to Belgium? Yeah,
screw that, absolutely holy not. I just sent my ankle
bone anonymous. What did you end up doing with strangers?

Speaker 3 (51:08):
So?

Speaker 5 (51:08):
I did Camp America back in two thousand and five.

Speaker 3 (51:11):
Oh yeah, and a.

Speaker 5 (51:13):
Little storm came along called Hurricane Katrina.

Speaker 3 (51:16):
Tiny tiny, tiny, and.

Speaker 5 (51:19):
I just arrived in New Orleans and then we and
we realized how bad it was going to be. And
I was traveling with two other girls who are a
bit younger than me, and they got quite freaked out.
I think, being from Wellington, I'm like, oh, you know,
they're blowing enough, we'll just be a big storm.

Speaker 10 (51:33):
It'll be fine.

Speaker 3 (51:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (51:36):
Anyway, So we hired a big SUV and we went
to pick it up at one o'clock in the morning
because that's when it was due back. When we got there,
no one was bringing cars back. There was like two
hundred people waiting five fifty cars. So I don't know.
I was kind of giddy. It was in the middle
of morning and ended up changing the sky. I'm like, look,
you're gonna have a bit of cleavage or a bit

(51:56):
of league, you know, I might jump the line. Guy
goes he could come with me, and I'm like on.
He goes, Actually, look I'm legit. I'm a fireman from Virginia.
We're here on like no more. Yeah. So we literally
jumped in with these four guys we never met. They
were amazing.

Speaker 3 (52:15):
They were all fighters.

Speaker 5 (52:17):
They were It was a huge convention in New Orleans
at the time.

Speaker 4 (52:21):
This is actually audiobooks. Yeah start.

Speaker 3 (52:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (52:28):
Anyway, so we had this issue, but we had the
tiny feet to the back and the three of us there,
and we drove all the way from New Orleans to Washington.

Speaker 3 (52:38):
Oh wow, like sticky hours to storm. Oh my god,
was it fun? Did you did you get on?

Speaker 11 (52:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (52:47):
They were amazing. It was really different to us because
they couldn't believe we were traveling the world. They were
similar age to me. I was twenty four at the time,
and they you know, they were married and had kids
and were just you know, and they like out of
their own states. They had on a passport, so they
were just like, this is crazy that you girls are
doing this all on your own. Wow. But when their
wives rang, we had to be quiet because they were like, whoa, wow, there.

Speaker 3 (53:15):
Amazing anonomous, it's incredible, Thank you for sharing.

Speaker 4 (53:19):
Keep you good, Keep your teak is coming.

Speaker 3 (53:20):
In nine six nine Sex, what did you end up
doing with complete strangers? What did you do with complete strangers?
Is the question we want to know. There was a
group that hid of and rove across Megan, What did
you do with complete strangers?

Speaker 6 (53:37):
Can you hear me?

Speaker 5 (53:38):
Right?

Speaker 3 (53:38):
Yeah we can, Yes, we can hear. So.

Speaker 6 (53:42):
When I was living in London and I was going
on a twin thanks fail Christie at the airport, I
was at City Airport, which is not the greatest airport
the type and I met the check We kind of
were looking at each other as we were getting off
the train, and then we sort of balked the same
chicken bead.

Speaker 3 (54:03):
And then we started talking.

Speaker 6 (54:04):
She was Australian, she was trampling, and we uh started chatting,
and she turned out she was going on the same
tour and it was going on the same dates.

Speaker 10 (54:14):
Blah blah blah.

Speaker 3 (54:15):
And then her bag was overweight, and.

Speaker 10 (54:19):
I thought, I thought, space in my bag. Put some
stuff in my baggage.

Speaker 6 (54:22):
You want a literally known her about ten minutes, and
then we went through security and we got a copy,
and then they eventuated in the airport because of a
suspicious baggage items.

Speaker 4 (54:35):
Oh please tell me, please tell me.

Speaker 10 (54:38):
I was like, and I just straight up you just
Chappelle calling.

Speaker 5 (54:42):
Me like, this is your bag.

Speaker 10 (54:43):
I justn't even look like she just put all these
pecking cells.

Speaker 3 (54:48):
But she was no weight. She was using packing cells.
She's a sensible person, very sensful.

Speaker 4 (54:54):
Yeah, you use taking sales.

Speaker 3 (54:55):
When you're smuggling drug's, you know, your heroin mixing with
your marijuana.

Speaker 4 (54:58):
Yeah, that's going to keep them said.

Speaker 6 (55:03):
But anyway, so that was fine, and we'd already gone
through security, so they evacuated us all and took us
all around all these backings that we to go right
through the beginning fact that it wasn't my back that
was suspicious.

Speaker 10 (55:14):
She was all good and we're still friends.

Speaker 4 (55:16):
Now, that's cool. I don't ever do that again, though,
take on someone you're like, you don't know.

Speaker 6 (55:25):
It was not my finest but at the time, you know,
you're excited, you're on Chrystier and you're just thinking about
the vibe.

Speaker 4 (55:33):
Yeah, and still friends to the state.

Speaker 3 (55:37):
That's cool. That's really nice.

Speaker 6 (55:39):
I've made lots of friends through her as well.

Speaker 10 (55:42):
Yeah, that's great.

Speaker 3 (55:43):
It's amazing.

Speaker 10 (55:45):
Sometimes take a rest.

Speaker 3 (55:46):
Maybe there's no such thing as strangers, just friends we
haven't met yet. Oh wow, we've already the calendar people
trying to make us mule drugs in our Yeah, except
for the guy suffering lollies if you jump on the van. Yeah, Megan,
thank you. Messages In when I was a flight attendant,
passengers used to ask me how to get places, and

(56:07):
if it was my last flight, I'd often just drive
them there. I'd say, just go out, I'll come and
pick up. One New Year's I took them to our
New Year's party and exposed all my friends to foreign strangers.
We had a great time. Oh my god, I love that. Yeah,
I got stuck in the lift at the Segrada Familiar
never finished and lazy, lazy, hurry up always let's go

(56:29):
for a nap.

Speaker 4 (56:30):
People keep on saying to me, like, is your house
finished yet? I'm like, what about Segrada Familiar? Yeah, it's
been going for years.

Speaker 3 (56:37):
We're in the left with six people. Two guys decided
to play I Spy to keep us sane. See that
would drive me insane. Yeah, I'll be like, shut it.
How about we all just take quiet time for a
little bit and I'll say, once you've done, be like,
what else is left in the lift? You know? Yeah, exactly?
H handle?

Speaker 4 (56:55):
Yeah. I would have called it a rail, but you
got a hand rail.

Speaker 3 (57:01):
But I got it. Yeah, I'm in the lift of
Ciga out of Familiar. I spose with my little eye
something in beginning of Sea Catholics Church.

Speaker 4 (57:09):
You can't see the church. You're in the elevator.

Speaker 3 (57:12):
Oh yeah, well the church.

Speaker 4 (57:13):
Technically is the elevator.

Speaker 3 (57:16):
The elevator is the church. I love this long story short.
I was stood up on a date.

Speaker 4 (57:20):
Group of girls next to me cotton onto the situation
ended up going on to their full blown hens party,
and I'm still friends with them to this day.

Speaker 3 (57:26):
Here's another Hens one arrived at my private venue for
my hands doing that bloody double booked us with another
Hens party. The other bride and I took one look
at each other, nodded you. We were on for a
good night, split the venue, split the cost, and had
the best party with lots of.

Speaker 4 (57:39):
Oh my god. My twenty three year old son made
friends with an eighty one year old guy named Barry
in a hospital ward last year.

Speaker 3 (57:46):
They text each other all the time and still keep
in touch. Oh that's that's cute.

Speaker 4 (57:49):
That's really cute. I'm sure Berry really appreciates it.

Speaker 3 (57:53):
Berry Berry, Yeah, that's pretty one texting. I've been a
lot of farms up. It's just thumbs up a lot.

Speaker 2 (58:03):
Okay, okay, play Zim Splitchborn and Haley.

Speaker 3 (58:06):
Now you may be familiar with the fact, if you're
a long time listener to the show, that I didn't
go the dentist for about thirteen years. Yeah, because you
want to get told off. Fine, yeah, I didn't want
to get told off for not wanting to pay for
a proper crown and just living with a temporary crown.
And then it broke in half five years later, and
then eight years after that, I slipped getting off a
bus at a wedding and I punched myself on the

(58:26):
face and it cracked a tooth, so I had to
hire it to go in. But the dentist was lovely,
of course, one of those good ones where you're like fuel.
I didn't get told off, not even though I totally
deserve to be told off for this. Always like we
never judged. So sometimes they love I haven't been flossing.

(58:48):
Oh yeah, I know, yeah, because it turns out you
can't just floss a week before you go to the dentist.
They know, no, they know, and they actually know I'm
a very good fluster. I was complimented on my flossing regime. Okay, yeah,
so I had to go twice last wait one for
an X ray one day just to make sure everything's
still in order. And then the next time I went,
they took a mold of the tooth. Yes, yeah, and

(59:10):
then that's been sent away to be worked. But anyway,
when I went in the first time, I was like,
it's a very calm space. Yeah, and I took note
because they have a television, no television, and even in
the part where youre lying back on the chair. No
television on the roof. Yeah, we don't have one either,
is it? I will say, they're not paying for Spotify premium.
Really we get the ads you guys are doing. OK.

(59:36):
Just listening to the radio. My just listens. My daders
will be listening right now, Good morning lumin amount. Listen
to the radio, especially our show, because we laugh out
louder and the person will have a mouthful of laughing
and choke on the little suction machine. That's right. So
I have there. On my second visit, I said to
the girls in reception, I said, do you know what.

(59:56):
Everybody that works here has the loveliest voices, soft voices
right through, relaxing voices. You don't want to get any
And one of the girls on reception said, I've actually
been told I should work a radio. I said, well,
calm down, that takes more than just a nice voice.
That's actually I was going to say, you can't look
into it, but I do.

Speaker 4 (01:00:15):
It's a very particularly discus.

Speaker 3 (01:00:18):
I think yours would be better. Your voice is a
audiobook voice, like a nice relaxing audiobook voice. And so
then I also then I when I went up to
the dentists, and the dentist assistant I said again, I
was like, you know, everybody that works here has just
got the most lovely, calming voices.

Speaker 4 (01:00:35):
You too, included, Oh it's kidding about full on. Let's
get comple, let's get it right. So then.

Speaker 3 (01:00:44):
It begins the one where they took the mold of
the teeth. I've got lots of questions about this. Yeah,
I've got lots of questions. The party kind of and
then this thing over the top and push it in.
So they did that for the tooth, and then they
took that off and then they ground down, yeah, the
tooth the temporary crown and left like a little pig.
And I ran my tongue around that, and I was like, oh,

(01:01:06):
that feels weird. And then I was at that stage
I said, now, what would you like me to do
with my tongue?

Speaker 4 (01:01:15):
This is weird question to ask in all sorts of circumstances,
but maybe not the dentist.

Speaker 8 (01:01:23):
I don't think.

Speaker 3 (01:01:24):
There's a better time to ask, what would you like
me to do with you my tongue?

Speaker 4 (01:01:29):
Have you ever accidentally looked their fingers? Yes, you feel it,
and you're like, I hate myself and get out of here,
I'm looking their finger. I'm looking their finger.

Speaker 3 (01:01:38):
Stop stop or when you're like trying not to swallow,
then you're like during that tongue's going to move as well. Yeah,
I know it's awful. And I said, because I was
when they were in there the first time. I was
like I, which was trying to get it out of
the way. And she said, we did notice at one
at one stage it was hanging out the other.

Speaker 4 (01:01:59):
Side of you do that, just relax. I was trying to.

Speaker 3 (01:02:05):
I was trying to give you as much.

Speaker 4 (01:02:06):
Rooms like room if they need it, just leave it
in there, Just leave us that open your mouth, don't
think about the tongue and I and I said to
the den listens and I said, I apologize to I
stuck the tongue right in.

Speaker 3 (01:02:17):
The sucking bit at one stage when you start, you
start tongue in coming in sideways. And I went and
I think I got the tip of the finger. Oh
my god, it's the word that was weird. And she so,
you said to them, what are you going to do
with my tongue? That's yeah, And she said, you can

(01:02:41):
do whatever you want with your tongue. And then we
all realized that it was quite a funny thing. And
so I was like, I'll just go push it.

Speaker 4 (01:02:51):
Just leave it.

Speaker 3 (01:02:52):
You don't put it out, you don't, you just leave
it there. Stop checking it all the way to the side.
This is out. So the tooth was on a mi.
So I was going hard tongue right, No, you just
have it down. You're actually putting it in the way
more because you're raising it with all the tension.

Speaker 5 (01:03:10):
That.

Speaker 4 (01:03:10):
No, just relax it.

Speaker 3 (01:03:11):
I can't. And then I said to her, was like,
now that I've thought about it, I'm not going to
not be It's like your tongue's just there the whole time.
Now that I say to you listeners, think about how
heather your tongue is. Immediately you realize what a what
a beast you've got. It's like thinking about swallowing. It's
just weird when you actually thinking about it. Yeah, can
I read a funny text? So someone's told us a

(01:03:35):
story about their daughter going to the dentist. My daughter
was fourteen, had a euphoric reaction to the injection of
the dentist. We all found out when the dentist said,
I'm just going to paint the stuff on your tooth,
and she said, yeah, paint me like one of your
French girls, followed by this is what it would be
like walking on the moon, and look at me. I'm
a jellyfish.

Speaker 4 (01:03:52):
Blue blue blue, and then tried grabbing the sucking thing
and singing into it like a microphone.

Speaker 3 (01:03:56):
I want that reaction. I want that Reaction's so good
she think she got the laugh again. Yeah, anyway, just
relaxed the tongue. Relax. Just don't do anything with her,
she said, And I quite, I'm allowed to do whatever
I want with that. Put it wherever I like, alright,
so I'm going to put it here. Okay.

Speaker 4 (01:04:20):
So I've been on a few roadies recently and I
was in Hamilton on Thursday May remember, was seven Days Live,
and I drove back late at night with my friend Shari,
and somehow we had a bit of a one of
those like odd playlists on that was jumping from genre
to genre to genre on the iHeartRadio app. Was fantastic
taking that bell.

Speaker 3 (01:04:41):
That's a kpi I just slightly higher bell, yeah than
a hot person.

Speaker 1 (01:04:47):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (01:04:47):
Anyway, I don't know how we got there, but Nickelback
came on the playlist and I'm never mad. Okay, I pretend.
I'm like, oh, how embarrassed, But they were like, we're
not skipping her. Nickelback, Creed, those bands were like, oh
my god. Anyway, I don't know how this hypothetical came up,
but we were talking about like if you if you've
got to see Nickelback live, would you see them laugh?

Speaker 3 (01:05:08):
And I was like, oh my god, yes, it'll be
such a great concert. It would be so fun.

Speaker 4 (01:05:11):
And then for some reason, the conversation changes often does
late at night with girls, to a hypothetical scenario that
if Chad Kroger Kroger, Krueger Kroger, if you met him,
you ended up backstage, and if he wanted to hook
up with you, would you do it because it's a good.

Speaker 3 (01:05:29):
Yarn, not because you'd find you don't find him particularly,
it's not your type.

Speaker 4 (01:05:34):
It's not my type to those that celebrate well done.

Speaker 3 (01:05:37):
Avril Levine's type. Were they married for a little while,
a little while?

Speaker 4 (01:05:42):
Yeah, But I was like, what a what a great scenario,
like the lead singer of Nickelback would be such a
good yarn. And then I start picturing the whole thing
of me tuning.

Speaker 3 (01:05:50):
Up to work on Monday and being like fletched Vaughn,
guess what have I got a great break for the
show at ten past ay? Yes you want to break
I'm like, you know how I'm into that car. Yeah.
You looked up with Chad Kroger from Nickelback. I reckon
he'd make everyone sign an N D A. Yeah, but
I'd dance around it.

Speaker 4 (01:06:07):
I'd give you just I'd tell you guys everything, but
on air, i'd give you just enough detail. And I
legally was not criminalizing myself anyway. I Uh, then we've
started going through this whole hypothetical about what about this?

Speaker 3 (01:06:21):
What if like not the lead singer, but the drummer
of this band? What about this? What about that? Yeah?
What about backup dancers? Yeah? You're great hot?

Speaker 4 (01:06:33):
Yeah yeah. When we're going to Choice of Arm tonight,
he's got some of the hottest backup dancers. Imagine something
tells me they're not looking at me. I was going
to say, I just I didn't quite to break it
to your would.

Speaker 12 (01:06:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:06:46):
If I don't hook up with one of Choice of
Arms dancers tonight, it's not me, it's them.

Speaker 3 (01:06:50):
Anyway.

Speaker 4 (01:06:51):
So then I was we were talking about this, and
we actually put up a question box for our listeners.

Speaker 3 (01:06:56):
Have you hooked up with someone just for like a
good story? Amazing, for the yarn amazing and text message
and now too. We're not taking calls on this though,
but if you want to check a text then oh ye,
feel absolutely. Yeah. Somebody messaged I was traveling in America
and I met one of the Real Housewives sons.

Speaker 4 (01:07:16):
Great Carwen's faces.

Speaker 3 (01:07:20):
Are the sons on the show. It although Carwen or they,
he'd just be dropping his mum's name.

Speaker 4 (01:07:25):
No, no, no, they appear on the show most of
the time.

Speaker 3 (01:07:27):
Okay, that's wild. Went home with him for the story.
That's so good. But that's it's underhanded, isn't it, because
it's like they're not hot. It was just the story
I wanted. Yeah, yeah, yeah, totally X high school best.
It was awful to me, So I hooked up with
her X the times weird going in the end just

(01:07:47):
to say you had done it, story of it. I
got her back, and then of course it gets back
to her, doesn't It slipped with an All Black's brother
so I could claim it.

Speaker 4 (01:07:58):
It's not even claimable. Well, so he probably wasn't. Even
his brother.

Speaker 3 (01:08:03):
Had like kind of look like probably said cauliflower is
and a family thing. Yeah, god, this is so good.
Anonymous please name has been cut off. Day here, teacher here,
sleep with one of the dads just for the staff
froom gossip. That's so good. So you would be the
subject of the gospel or you had gossip for the

(01:08:23):
staff room. Well you'd probably be like, I've got the gossip. Yeah,
oh my god, I'm assuming that, like the guy was
worth still with the girl his girlfriend or wife, right,
I don't know, I don't know, solid dad.

Speaker 4 (01:08:36):
Yeah, someone just can you? I mean, I don't think
we can say that when someone's just ticked them a
very very very famous.

Speaker 3 (01:08:45):
We can say it. They're international. Theyn't even gonna hear
about this. Buster Rhymes ind needam Buster? Oh my god,
you would, wouldn't you?

Speaker 11 (01:08:54):
One?

Speaker 6 (01:08:55):
Like?

Speaker 3 (01:08:56):
Oh my god, one hundred story. Hey guys, how was
your weekend? So good?

Speaker 4 (01:09:00):
Sleep with Buster.

Speaker 3 (01:09:00):
Rhymes at the scenic Circle? Great, a lovely spot, raps
very fast.

Speaker 4 (01:09:08):
But oh it's so good. I mean, if you a
minute to your body, your choice, why not my friend
and I my friend and I okay and I slip.

Speaker 3 (01:09:26):
We got that. A well known member of the Nitro Circus.
What did it mean that the ring master? So anyway,
Bust and Rose was at the Scenic Circle Hotel. And
because that's the greatest place to stay in Dnedan places
you stay there, stayed there. He knows about his hook
up hotels.

Speaker 4 (01:09:45):
Wow, the Scenic Circle, great Nitro Circus. I don't know
if that's worth a yarn.

Speaker 3 (01:09:50):
And I don't know that I'd be like, whoa what,
I don't know, into a monster one hundred percent. They
would have been wearing a monster energy. Can you look
at your mate and you'll remember that time. I remember
that time. I don't know what happens next.

Speaker 4 (01:10:05):
Oh god, we can't read that top one. But there's
so there's quite a few people hooking up with people
just for a great yarn, just for a great yarn.

Speaker 3 (01:10:12):
Person says what they did, and yes, it was just
a serene Yes, I'm a pos and I'd have to
agree you are.

Speaker 4 (01:10:18):
Oh my god, that top text they hooked up with
a very very famous homosexual singer.

Speaker 3 (01:10:24):
But this is a woman text singer. How do you
know it's a woman texting?

Speaker 4 (01:10:31):
Might be gay?

Speaker 3 (01:10:31):
Now, dude, he's been gay from the star. He was
gay from the get guy. Yeah, I think it was
gay at the gate.

Speaker 4 (01:10:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:10:37):
Oh wow, okay, interesting, Well thanks for that.

Speaker 4 (01:10:41):
A friendly friends slept with David Schwimmer for the story.
What everyone's actually for a spell over little pod. But
we can't still, we couldn't. We can't say some of
these names. No, you just know you can't.

Speaker 3 (01:10:52):
And it's the world west.

Speaker 4 (01:10:57):
Ms fletched Vaughn and Haley.

Speaker 1 (01:11:01):
Play fleshed one and Hailey.

Speaker 5 (01:11:03):
True.

Speaker 3 (01:11:04):
If I'm playing Auckland, tonight will be there and well.

Speaker 4 (01:11:08):
Behaved and we're going to be very well. I don't
like it. Florence in the.

Speaker 3 (01:11:11):
Machine you mentioned you mentioned his backup dancers. Yes, and
now I'm reading all about the backup dancers, and therese
instagram links to all the backup dancers. If you'd like
me to afford on this article.

Speaker 4 (01:11:24):
Well, I feel like tonight is one of the most
appropriate nights yet to wear my harness. Remember I bought
that leather harness. I've only even bought it. What I
feel like if I'm gonna wear just Troy Sevann, where
am I going to wear this harness?

Speaker 3 (01:11:36):
But there may be a few harnesses and the cold
I don't want to can I just wear jeans in
a nice.

Speaker 4 (01:11:44):
This guy I going to like one of the gayest
constative and he's like, can I wear jeans in a
nice top? I want to wear some lacener and a harness.

Speaker 3 (01:11:52):
You've gotta wear a harness somewhere if it's oh, were
my harness?

Speaker 12 (01:11:59):
But you can slip it on half okay? Right now though,
time a night for the artists, the arborists. We were
in there different harnesses something. What are those that we're
the ones that choice? If I'm not like weight rated.

Speaker 3 (01:12:12):
For should I go in like ab sailing harnesses?

Speaker 4 (01:12:15):
And I'm so sorry I got the wrong everyone said
it was harness call. We're gonna wear harnesses. Al Right,
it's time for Fact of the Day. Day day day day.

Speaker 3 (01:12:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:12:30):
Do do do.

Speaker 3 (01:12:33):
Do do do do do do do do do do
do do do do do do This week the subject
Affect of the day is Walt Disney, the man, Oh
Walt Disney, and today's Fact of the Day. To kick
it off, as do you know Walt Disney invented the
ratings for ski slopes? What Walt Disney? So after Walt

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Disney and in Walt Disney World, the next thing he
wanted to open was a Walt Disney Mountain ski resort. Okay,
he wanted to be the next thing. It never ended
up happening. But if you go into the Magic Kingdom
and if you take the Keys to the Kingdom tour
at the Magic Kingdom, you'll learn about the fact that

(01:13:19):
he wanted to do one. And there's a map of
the proposed skiping on the wall which has the official
rating scales of ski slope difficulties, green circles easiest, blue square,
more difficult, black diamond, most difficult, and two black diamonds,
double black diamonds extreme terrain.

Speaker 4 (01:13:36):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (01:13:37):
And he was the one that minted it. Why because
he was just nothing before the No, there was nothing
before then. The Ski Areas Association was kind of being
pressured to come up with something, and he was like, well,
I've got this plan for a thing and I'm going
to do it. And they were like, we like that,
we'll all start using it. And that used worldwide. Yeah,

(01:13:59):
even though he never got he never got a ski
resort opened. What would Disney ski resort be like? Expensive? Yeah,
and all the star expensive scanning your passes on the
chair lift, but their dressed like making. Yeah, you splink
about your Disney, your classic Disney things that involved snow,
Disney Frozen, you prodoun some Star Wars snow White, So

(01:14:23):
snow White is that Disney. Yeah, but she was never
in the snow, but she always name of snow white.
I know.

Speaker 4 (01:14:29):
But you said things that are Disney related to snow.
There's literally a character called snow White. Yeah, you don't
think they're snow white. It's going to be a snowy
Disney resort.

Speaker 3 (01:14:40):
She lived in the forest.

Speaker 4 (01:14:41):
It doesn't matter.

Speaker 3 (01:14:42):
The same is snow white. I know, you're not even
gonna think twice.

Speaker 4 (01:14:50):
What do you think kids are gonna turn up and
be like, God, you're an idiot snow White at the
Disney resorts. Yeah, this guy, I know, it's a punished
working with her, just a big sticky.

Speaker 3 (01:15:10):
So just be related things to snow.

Speaker 11 (01:15:14):
Barf at me when I said snow white, and she
had nothing to do with the snow other than the
fact that name was, Oh my gosh.

Speaker 3 (01:15:25):
Wow, snow white, rice cream Parla.

Speaker 4 (01:15:29):
Don't try to make seeds of it. She's just gonna
be there some drama school and she was on even
warm My god, have a little Polyprop or white Pollyprop
because her skin is so white.

Speaker 3 (01:15:42):
She is as fair as snow. She got her name.
I've even thought how weird it was that her name
was snow White. It's a weird name.

Speaker 4 (01:15:54):
You're just rocking me up at this point. It's a
weird name.

Speaker 3 (01:15:57):
I've not even met anybody called snow the last name white,
last name, well, Snow's the surname there. I don't know
if you really want to hang your coat on that one,
stop pulling it apart.

Speaker 4 (01:16:08):
She's there in the snow because her name is snow white,
And I'll be like, what are you doing here? Someone
just text and she's called snowe because her skin.

Speaker 3 (01:16:18):
As white as snow. We know, yeah, I know, But
she's got no place in the snow. She freeze. She's
used to a more temperate climber. Almost looked like a rainforest.
So today's back to the day and the first for
Walt Disney week is that Walt Disney, the man, you
know what. It's probably someone working for him, but he
was pretty happy to go there. Totally take the credit
tap of the modern ski slope scale difficulty.

Speaker 4 (01:16:42):
Fact of the day, Day Day, Day Day, did dud
dude Doo.

Speaker 2 (01:16:58):
Plays its flesh one and Hayley.

Speaker 4 (01:17:00):
Oh god, I can imagine this would be very difficult.
There was a woman who name is June. She's twenty
sixt years old. Name is June and she's twenty six. Yeah,
it's an old lady's name.

Speaker 3 (01:17:09):
Oh I quite like June. I do too, and it
could I pretty imagine it's making a resurgence. But you
think twenty six years ago, nineteen ninety eight, baby June, Yeah,
they would have been quite left field. June Carter, Yeah, yeah, yeah, totally. Well.

Speaker 4 (01:17:23):
June she met a man and they were very good
friends for a long time, and soon after they met,
she realized that she was developing feelings for this guy, right,
and she was like, oh my god, he's everything.

Speaker 3 (01:17:36):
I'm attracted to him. He's funny, we get on.

Speaker 4 (01:17:40):
But they had developed this friendship and they really were
like there for each other just as friends, and so
she was like, oh, super in love with him basically,
but never spoke of it. And just as she was
about to say to him, like, hey, I think are
my feelings for you were stronger and something else, he
met someone else, right, And she was like, that's okay,
you know if it's meant to be, it'll be.

Speaker 3 (01:17:59):
He's dating this person.

Speaker 4 (01:18:00):
Problem is, after a few years of dating this person
that he met, they got engaged and now their best
friends dune and this guy, and she is to go
to the wedding and watch him marry someone else. And
she's like, I know that this is my soulmate, and
I should have acted earlier, and she's just should have
acted earlier, maybe April or mate. Ever since you didn't

(01:18:26):
understand why snow White would be at a Disney snow
Snow park, I just can't understand you.

Speaker 3 (01:18:31):
But she did. She said it was awful.

Speaker 4 (01:18:33):
She was at this wedding, being like, there he is,
It's a man in my dreams. This is my soulmate.
We're so close.

Speaker 3 (01:18:38):
She's talking about this, I'm assuming online online on Reddit. Yeah, okay,
so on Reddit, because I imagine it might have been
a TikTok where she's like, no, no, this is a
weddit thread, like he still wouldn't know.

Speaker 4 (01:18:52):
Yeah, And so she's saying his fiance is wonderful, no
reason to believe that. You know, she's not right for him.
I wish I could hate her, but how painful it is,
And she was like, he's the one that got away,
and I've had to like stand by and watch it
because I I didn't she should have said something, didn't
say anything, and what could have been and all those
feelings and she's so confused.

Speaker 3 (01:19:11):
It's awful.

Speaker 4 (01:19:12):
And he might not even be into her at all
totally I know. But then maybe if she had said something,
then he would have just been I don't feel that
way and they could have just moved on. But it's
just like unresolved feeling of the one that got away.
And this is what I want to ask. Oh, someone said,
Snoozy lose. Wow jeepers, I mean empathy and compassion coming through.

Speaker 3 (01:19:35):
But yeah, Joerns, you lose. Yeah, stop trying. Stop trying
to make that a thing. It's not. Yeah, well I
think one joke was already to me. Yeah, June louse.
This is what I want to ask this morning, was like,
who was the one that got away? What happened?

Speaker 4 (01:19:57):
And how much did it hurt? Did you have to
watch them go in live the life that you thought was,
you know, your life with him?

Speaker 3 (01:20:04):
Or sometimes people like they get them back, like they
might divorce in a few years, and she could get
in there and get the one and get the one
well snoozy lose, lose, and she could get the one
who got away. I know.

Speaker 4 (01:20:15):
But you can't be there waiting for your best friend's
marriage to implode you and get in there.

Speaker 3 (01:20:19):
You've got to go live your life. But I'm sure
we'd have all stories like that. I really guys to
remember this tonight at Troy Savann when the dancers are dancing,
you know, they could be the one that got away,
could be you grabbed them by the harness and you.

Speaker 4 (01:20:31):
You, you grabbed them a harnas and you carabine are
it to your harness?

Speaker 3 (01:20:35):
And you never let them go.

Speaker 4 (01:20:37):
But I had maybe a sort of a similar situation.
I sort of fell in love with someone when I
was like eighteen nineteen, and then we went to London
together and then I came home and he didn't, And
it was definitely for a few years it was like,
oh man, that was like but sad And sometimes we
talk about it now we're like, well, there's that but
sad day.

Speaker 3 (01:20:57):
Wait who talks about it now? Us friends? You and
the person? Yeah, I think you meant like you and
your fiance Aaron. No, why would I let him on
that information. It'd be horrible for him to hear. When
we were eighteen and I was like, you start sing
Aaron when you're like noineteen twenty one when I was okay,

(01:21:18):
I said you were alowed. I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:21:19):
I'm friends of this person now, but there was there
was for some years definitely that thing of like, oh
is he the one that got maybe? That was a thing.

Speaker 3 (01:21:27):
You know, okay, well only one hundred dance at him.
We want to take your calls. Maybe you want to
context in anonymously a nine to six nine sack who
was the one that got away? What happened?

Speaker 6 (01:21:36):
Now?

Speaker 4 (01:21:36):
It's a message and being like, did Hayy just say
that Aaron was a rebound?

Speaker 6 (01:21:39):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:21:40):
I did a lot of bouncing around in those three
days between between the London boy and my fiance.

Speaker 3 (01:21:45):
You had early on he had a one that could
have been the one that got away maybe And this
woman that's gone viral and reddit I went to the.

Speaker 4 (01:21:53):
One she thinks is her soul sweedding and had to
watch him get married because she didn't act when.

Speaker 3 (01:21:58):
She found it the first time.

Speaker 4 (01:21:59):
Could you even go to the wedding? And that's how
you felt about him.

Speaker 3 (01:22:04):
You wouldn't want to see that, would you. No? Probably not.

Speaker 4 (01:22:06):
I'd make up an excuse. Yeah I can't, but I
wish you. But but they're like best mate, so you
have to and.

Speaker 3 (01:22:12):
She thinks she feels that way. But then if he's like, okay,
it's off and I'm all for you, she'd be like, oh,
it's a bit needy. Yeah, you know how woman be.
I do know how woman be. I'd be women be gzy.

Speaker 4 (01:22:25):
There's some amazing messengers and missing messenger messages.

Speaker 3 (01:22:32):
First, this is quite a touching one. Okay, this music
in the background doesn't really Do you have some touching music? No?
I just know music's probably better than that. Okay, okay,
my first boyfriend feel about raw? Raw? This is about
to get raw. My first boyfriend, I were to give
it for three not the right music.

Speaker 4 (01:22:49):
Vibe. That's not the vibe. DJ, pull it down, it's
not the vibe.

Speaker 3 (01:22:54):
Sorry. Sentimental, Yeah, moving, I'm moving sentiment about moving music.
Women are so funny. Someone once told me I was
one that got away. Ooh block. My boyfriend and I
were together for three years, that all the first together,
and in the end we split it nineteen he moved on,
I moved on. We kept in touch over the years

(01:23:16):
between partners.

Speaker 4 (01:23:17):
He had a kid, I had a kid.

Speaker 3 (01:23:18):
I always thought about him. He always checked in on me.
Sadley was in a car accident and passed away. See
why the music wasn't I always believed we were soulmates.
That I wish I could have listened to my gut
and just tried again a little bit harder. God, that
what could have been. It's so sad. Gooday guys, Alex
here meet the most beautiful and kind check on Tinder.

(01:23:40):
After three amazing dates, she told me she didn't want
a relationship at the time. It's been five years and
I still think about it. Well, good a mate to YouTube.
Mate there and meet the next one. Yeah, find her again.
She might not be single anymore.

Speaker 4 (01:23:54):
There was a guy at high school that I had
a massive crush on for years. We both knew there
was something there, but he was a Jehovah witness and
he admitted he could never be together until I was
part of the church. We are now both happily married,
but I've fallen for that.

Speaker 3 (01:24:08):
You joined the church and they don't even want to
be with you. No I know, But now you're in
the church and you can't escape each other. And I
another soldier. I can tell that we both always still wander,
Oh what was?

Speaker 6 (01:24:20):
What was?

Speaker 8 (01:24:21):
That?

Speaker 3 (01:24:21):
Keep texts coming in nine six nine sex? The one
that got away? What happened? Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:24:26):
I got my heart break?

Speaker 3 (01:24:27):
If for all these people that it's still thinking about things.
The one that got away? Yeah, not always sad though
I thought I had.

Speaker 4 (01:24:38):
The one that got away. A few years later's working
as a probation officer. I saw his name in the system,
so you get away.

Speaker 3 (01:24:47):
It's great, But.

Speaker 4 (01:24:48):
There's so many examples of this. I broke up with
my X when I was nineteen, freaked out and ended
it instantly regretted. We never gave it another shot. I
was heartbroken. It's been eight years. I'm now married with
two babies, but there is a massive period of what
if and what if?

Speaker 3 (01:25:02):
He was the one? But it's meant to be to me.
I'm happily married. I love my husband, so it's all good.
But I still think about it.

Speaker 4 (01:25:09):
A lot like that, like I'm here, Yeah, I'm happy now,
I'm good. I love my life, but I still think
about it.

Speaker 3 (01:25:13):
Anonymous has called it Anonymous, do you have the one
that got away.

Speaker 10 (01:25:18):
I do, I do, but I in saying that, I'm
like the last one, I don't miss that person, and
I do think, you know, we're both better off.

Speaker 8 (01:25:27):
So yeah, so what happened, Well, we were young, we
were together for years, I want to say, like six years,
toxic but very much in love.

Speaker 10 (01:25:39):
And he brought me a diamond through my auntie, who
was a jawler at the time, to have my engagement
ring mate. And then he yeah, we broke up after
all that, and we're both now happily married with kids.
And I do always wonder every time I seek his partner.
Are you were in my duet?

Speaker 3 (01:26:00):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (01:26:01):
Yeah, yeah, with a large diamond? So I'm like, how
would you? It was on six so how could you
resell the diamonds?

Speaker 4 (01:26:09):
So I'm like, I mean, you're not gonna get one
hundred percent. If it was already a ring, you'd get
a new ring, but just the diamond. You're like, yeah, yeah,
oh my god. You next time you see you've got
a glance at the fingers nice and class zooman and
I love anonymous that You're like, I don't.

Speaker 3 (01:26:30):
Care, I don't want to be with you. Is that
my diamond. Is that my diamond?

Speaker 4 (01:26:36):
Anonymous?

Speaker 3 (01:26:36):
Cause the messages in. I got away, but he got
me back.

Speaker 6 (01:26:40):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (01:26:41):
We messaged briefly on Tinder. Then I called it off
as I started seeing somebody else. Three years later, I'm
back on Tinder. The noise they provided the sound, and
this man messages me saying he remembers me and he
isn't missing out this time. Gave me specific facts you
remembered about our chance.

Speaker 2 (01:26:58):
Accurate.

Speaker 3 (01:26:59):
We just got married five years. We just got married
five years and sex rescue cats later. It's too many
cats fucking over. I RISKU you one and that's enough.
It's too many.

Speaker 4 (01:27:09):
I met the love of my life and we were
twelve years old. Dated from sixteen to twenty two. It's
a long time. Then broke up. I moved to New Zealand,
he stayed in the UK. Went back to the UK
for my fortieth and then we met up. So that's
like almost twenty years later. We met up.

Speaker 3 (01:27:23):
It was lovely. It became clear that homosexuality was what
got in the way. Oh, no, he was. We thought
that I was. I got away, but my lady bits
would have been quite a problem. Yeah, I let my
one get away he was the purest, loveliest guy. But
I wasn't ready. And when I finally thought I was ready,
he said he had a girlfriend. She's ten years younger
than him. Two okay, well fresh, she got tired.

Speaker 4 (01:27:46):
Yeah that's a double layer of pain.

Speaker 6 (01:27:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:27:49):
Yeah, not only is he not with you, he is
with someone. She's up, up, up, ten years younger, down downtown.

Speaker 8 (01:27:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:27:54):
Really, so they come down. It'll come down.

Speaker 4 (01:27:56):
There are so many amazing messages we don't have time for.
We broke up eighteen years ago. He was my one
that got away. Both of our marriages ended, and we
met up for a few days last year after not
seeing each other after all these years. It was incredible.
Heart healed best thing ever?

Speaker 3 (01:28:14):
Did you? Did you do it?

Speaker 4 (01:28:18):
Heart healed?

Speaker 3 (01:28:19):
Grat Yeah? Cool, cool, cool. Well, congratulations to you podcast listen.
You've reached the end. So I would assume if you've
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