Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 3rd December 2024 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The z M podcast Network, The Fletchhorn and Haley Big Pod.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Great Things are brewing at Macafe, the perfect start to
every day Playletorn and Hailey.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
Thank you brend Rudkin, Good morning, Welcome to the show.

Speaker 4 (00:18):
Fletch, Vaughn and Hailey.

Speaker 5 (00:19):
Hey, proud of you, hon, really proud of what just
for being here, just for being bushy bush, bright eyed
and bushy tailed. After a great concert last year, we
had a big night on a school night, didn't we Yeah,
I think, but we anticipated maybe, but being late we
to Troyavar last night.

Speaker 6 (00:37):
We're gonna give a bit of a review later.

Speaker 4 (00:38):
Okay, good, Yeah, we'll hear about good time.

Speaker 3 (00:40):
Great, But then waking up to this news that bird
flows in New Zealand.

Speaker 4 (00:44):
Yeah I heard?

Speaker 6 (00:45):
What night? Should I be.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
Stockpiling eggs because that's exactly what they've said not to do?

Speaker 4 (00:49):
Okay, it's exactly.

Speaker 3 (00:53):
Is not going to sell eggs also don't last forever,
So if you buy like a year's worth of eggs,
it's not going to work. Yeah, you might seem to
hydrate them, but yeah, I.

Speaker 4 (01:01):
Love my weekend eggs. Weekend scramby.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
You still get your scraamby? Can you give us eggs,
I'm stop put of my own eggs. I be able
to get more chickens. I took them all down to
Chimus Warehouse for a jab. They all got the covid jet.
The flu jab jumped in the chymney. It's a good
thing about the gymney. It cansted what many chickens at once.

Speaker 6 (01:21):
Small for humans, perfect for chickens, huge for chickens.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
Yeah, and we all got to give the jab for
the chickens. How does it get to New Zealand? Did
some chicken go on holiday and get the floor. Yeah,
and then flew back and it's.

Speaker 5 (01:33):
Like yeah, you know when you kept come off a plane,
sometimes you're like lord.

Speaker 6 (01:36):
No, I call the cold.

Speaker 4 (01:38):
Oh great holiday, but yeah, I feel like shit.

Speaker 3 (01:41):
Yeah, I remember it was a thought about migrating birds
at one stage.

Speaker 4 (01:45):
Right.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
Chickens, especially on free range farms, often come into contact
with wild birds and the diseases passed between them, and
we get the chickens and the shed through.

Speaker 6 (01:52):
You should put up a big wall, get the big
sad chickens with a huge breasts. Because you see mostly
on free range farms, you would only exclusively free range.
I'll go back to the well, the ones lot.

Speaker 4 (02:05):
Socialization. That's sort of a permanent lockdown.

Speaker 6 (02:07):
Yeah, they are side by side, just crammed in there.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
Well, the top six coming up thirty years ago today,
the original PlayStation Today, the original PlayStation was released in Japan.
That's thirty years of PlayStation on the top six is
the top six things you could have achieved if you
hadn't blown the last thirty years playing PlayStation. None of
it's going to be as good as a good PlayStation game, though,
No nixt.

Speaker 5 (02:31):
On the show they would to the wires, got a
word to the wires, and why I'm holding a wand
to the whole show?

Speaker 7 (02:36):
Play z ins Fleashborne and Hailey.

Speaker 4 (02:38):
Nino, Ninya now Nino the weather? Yeah, the weather Nino?

Speaker 6 (02:44):
Which one we mean? You?

Speaker 4 (02:45):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
Ninya and al Ninya the boy and the girl, right.
I thought they haven't decided yet. Okay, remember we have someone.
What do you mean they haven't decided? Twenty twenty fours
out of control. We can't even give the weather a gender.
Oh god, it's pc madness.

Speaker 5 (02:59):
Well, because remember we had that really bad summer and
it was so rubbish and it was never nice and
then we were like, when we're going to get one
of those delicious hot summers, I think we're in for it.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
There's some insane temperatures around the country this way yesterday
yesterday roasting.

Speaker 6 (03:15):
I got hard.

Speaker 4 (03:15):
I couldn't even walk on the deck and bare feet.

Speaker 5 (03:17):
Oh wow, Yeah, it was really hot and I got caught.
I got caught out. And also I wasn't in the
cargo on Satdy Sunday just gone, and man, it was
blazingly hot and very beautiful. It was really beautiful, really
beautiful in the Southland. Have you been to the south
Old You should check it out. It's a hell of

(03:38):
an island anyway. But yesterday year in Auckland, far out,
it was so hot, and I got home and I
was like, I'm going to help Aaron maybe for like
twenty minutes outside before I had to go do something else.

Speaker 6 (03:49):
And I put on a T shirt.

Speaker 5 (03:50):
Didn't think anything of it, right, put on a T
shirt like an old working shirt.

Speaker 6 (03:54):
Didn't think anything of it. And then yesterday.

Speaker 5 (03:57):
After the concert, after the shower, I got into I
stayed at Fletcher's last night, separate beds, don't start roomor
don't start room.

Speaker 4 (04:06):
And when it is sex muddling up this genuine friendship.

Speaker 6 (04:09):
I believe you can feel and here you'll get messy.

Speaker 4 (04:12):
I feel like it comes across on him.

Speaker 6 (04:14):
Yeah, it was tensing. As we sort of closed the door,
it was like should we.

Speaker 4 (04:19):
Mess up with they shut the door for the show.

Speaker 6 (04:22):
I was like, knock. He was like. I was like, sure, okay,
you're asleep. So I just went into this bear room.

Speaker 5 (04:26):
But I got in there and I had the itchiest
middle of my back and I thought it was yesterday.

Speaker 3 (04:32):
Then the middle of the back, that first sound.

Speaker 5 (04:40):
It's just middle of my back, and I thought it
was because at Troy Sevan last night, I wore a
Harness fat appropriate and I thought maybe I had been rubbing.
And then I went into the bathroom and I saw
that the T shirt I had wore that I thought
had quite a small hole in it had a big hole,
itchly big.

Speaker 6 (04:55):
And I've got a big burnt circle.

Speaker 4 (04:58):
I was brutal out there.

Speaker 5 (05:00):
I was I reckon fifteen minutes max I was out
and this it just burnt, this perfect hole on my back.
First burn there was second of December.

Speaker 4 (05:09):
That's so early. Yeah, so you like that.

Speaker 5 (05:12):
I even even though I was only out for a
short time. I did put some block everywhere, but not
the back hole.

Speaker 6 (05:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (05:17):
Also sounds like that T shirt needs to go.

Speaker 5 (05:20):
It's a band T shirt from a concert eleven years
ago and you can't bring it's thread beer. Yeah, and
it's like I think it got caught on a hook
and just tore in the back and it's time to
get rid of it because it's trying to kill you.
It's trying to kill me. I've burnt my back hole,
so to speak.

Speaker 3 (05:41):
So lucky she's about a hole in the T shirt
on her back, not a bumhole.

Speaker 6 (05:47):
Oh god, no, I wasn't talking about that my back hole,
the hole in the back of my T shirt.

Speaker 3 (05:50):
But luckily, but you say December seconds early for some burn.
I reckon as soon as labour weekends out of the way.
It's a sunny day, you've got You've just got to be.

Speaker 6 (06:01):
New Zealand is so hard.

Speaker 3 (06:02):
Labor weekend on for me is some territory full and
topping it up at lunchtime.

Speaker 5 (06:08):
Luckily, Brian Clint left a Glinda Wand in the studio
then Wicked sing along and it.

Speaker 6 (06:16):
Is it's all like hard itchy. Plus it's so perfect.

Speaker 3 (06:20):
On a back scratcher. My right, it's a wand doubling
as a back scratcher. Yeah, when you're itching your back
and went.

Speaker 1 (06:35):
Be careful where plase Yeah plays ms Fledgeborn in Hailey.

Speaker 4 (06:40):
Japan the country. Yeah, now there is a no, but
it's I know it's on my list.

Speaker 3 (06:48):
There is a convenience chain kind of like you know
the seven elevens and stuff called Lawsons. They have launched
a drink that they say is out on trial on
a trial basis, and I'm I don't know if it
will be a full time thing because the reviews online
are not great.

Speaker 4 (07:05):
It is a drinkable may mayonnaise. It's drinkable mayo.

Speaker 5 (07:12):
Okay, So I wanted to look at this and no,
explain more about this, and then I want to show
you what I've just seen, and I think I could
turn you on this.

Speaker 4 (07:20):
What's the flavor is mayo egg?

Speaker 6 (07:23):
Yeah? I mean people on and vinegar.

Speaker 4 (07:25):
Someone online called it a safery eggnog.

Speaker 8 (07:28):
Yes.

Speaker 5 (07:30):
The moment I just googled mayonnaise drink to have a
look at what you were going to talk about. Yeah,
I saw two things that piqued my interest. One frozen
mayo nog like eggnog, which I hate.

Speaker 6 (07:42):
Ignogg.

Speaker 5 (07:42):
I've only had it once in my life and I
was like, that's feral and iggy booze drink.

Speaker 3 (07:46):
We made it when we're thirteen, and my mum was
just like, sweet, yeah, knock yourself out. I had a
friend of her before Christmas and we look kids, and
she had no idea it had booze in it. And
so we made eggnog and mom was like, Oh, that's
quite nice, isn't it. And then we drank the whole
jug of ignog and that's when she's like, what's in this?
And we showed her and she's like, how much.

Speaker 4 (08:04):
Brand did you hold?

Speaker 6 (08:05):
What did you have you put any?

Speaker 3 (08:06):
And I showed her and she was like and then
she panicked because we were kind of tipsy thirteen year olds.

Speaker 6 (08:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (08:11):
Right, Well, so this is a woman in Japan who
has the drink. It's in like a little silver carp
like two hundred miles. You rip the tin foil off
or you pierce it with a straw and you you
you drink the mayonnaise made with.

Speaker 4 (08:27):
Milk, dairy type products and mayonnaise Seasoning's just giving it
and I will try it here we go so that
you don't have to. Oh, maybe it's inesting.

Speaker 9 (08:40):
It's basically like finned out mayonnaise with was finned out
with vinegar or something.

Speaker 4 (08:47):
Oh, don't try it, it's not worth it.

Speaker 6 (08:50):
What was she expecting though?

Speaker 3 (08:51):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (08:52):
N literally drinkable mayonnaise.

Speaker 3 (08:55):
It tastes like mayonnaise then out with vinegar, one of
the most important ingredients in mayonnaise.

Speaker 4 (09:00):
There are so many reviews like that online.

Speaker 3 (09:02):
People are just trying to drink for the first time,
and people are like, I'm tipping it out.

Speaker 4 (09:06):
I'm tipping it out. I can't finish.

Speaker 6 (09:08):
But listen to this.

Speaker 5 (09:10):
You know Helman's, which is a brand of mayonnaise serintly
vomited in my mouth. They have a spicy mayonnaise dressing
that they sell and a recipe on their website that
I found when I googanized when I googleized, I'm going
to stay with itized. Googled way better when I googanized

(09:33):
a drinkable mayonnaise. They have a recipe for a spicy
mayo margarita.

Speaker 3 (09:39):
Where Helmans is Best Foods a we call it best Foods.
Yeah in America, it's Helmans.

Speaker 5 (09:43):
Yeah, it's exactly three three, so like three parts tequila,
three parts triple sick, two parts lime juice, and one
teaspoon of Helman's.

Speaker 6 (09:55):
Because I assumed it was going to be in well,
I don't know, but you've got to think about you know,
when you make like a our cocktail and you put
egg whites in there, it's sort of I guess it
would thicken it.

Speaker 4 (10:06):
Again. That's it's not for me.

Speaker 6 (10:08):
I'm going to try that.

Speaker 4 (10:09):
It's not for me.

Speaker 3 (10:10):
I love.

Speaker 4 (10:12):
Yawning at the sort of drinking a spicy mao.

Speaker 3 (10:16):
It was.

Speaker 6 (10:16):
It was yawn or gag.

Speaker 2 (10:17):
Sown play Fletchborn and Hailey just off.

Speaker 5 (10:24):
We were just realizing we've all had different upbringings and
yet we're still friends. We all landed up in the
same place regardless.

Speaker 4 (10:29):
What have you found some graps?

Speaker 6 (10:31):
Okay, I found an incredible graph or incredible depending on
who's reading it of n C A pass rates and
what school and you can go, you can go.

Speaker 5 (10:42):
It's it's a kind of a movable graph looking love
it interactive graph socioeconomic barriers to education.

Speaker 6 (10:49):
So mine's all the way over to the right. We're white,
we rich.

Speaker 3 (10:53):
Was your private your private scholar and honestly, what was
the sort of ethnic makeup of your school?

Speaker 6 (11:00):
Very white?

Speaker 5 (11:01):
Very white, yeah, very white, sprinkling of Asian Indian kind
of vibe, and then very few Maori.

Speaker 4 (11:11):
Yeah, me, me and a girl called Jade, right anyway.

Speaker 6 (11:17):
But anyway, then we just put it.

Speaker 5 (11:19):
We looked up our own school schools passing right, and
mine was like third from the top or something. We
looked up New Plymouth, which was fifty percent, and then
I was.

Speaker 4 (11:28):
Like, well, let's check out what's school college.

Speaker 6 (11:32):
Percent of students passed. That's not great. You even made
it out, dude, I know, really not great. Anyway, that's
something here.

Speaker 3 (11:44):
What we've got to do is find another school that
was in the white cut, so preferably from Mata Matta, Seattle, Hurt.
We'll get me a school somewhere, and we were then
we make them at least someone's worse.

Speaker 4 (11:55):
Than us, sort of thing right of college.

Speaker 6 (11:57):
I'll look it up. Trying to make you feel better.

Speaker 4 (11:58):
I don't feel like they're going to be worse, way better.

Speaker 6 (12:01):
Yeah, you know why.

Speaker 3 (12:02):
Hobbit money, Oh your hobbit money, and don't even look
at Cambridge horse money.

Speaker 6 (12:06):
And that's what we do. We blame money.

Speaker 5 (12:10):
It's quite a fun little graph if you want to go.
It's on the Insian Herald at the moment. How does
your school rate? Letters NCAA and University entrant results, every college,
every college in New Zealand ranked anyway, I'm not talking
about education because it doesn't matter. We all wound up
in the same position, didn't we even though my school
had ninety six percent.

Speaker 8 (12:26):
Parts Wow.

Speaker 6 (12:29):
Paid and you didn't pass? You kick out?

Speaker 3 (12:31):
You kick their ass, yeah you would. It's fashion news.
Location is my passion.

Speaker 5 (12:37):
And Vaughn you've actually I believe this was a fact
of the day about orcas and their fashion cycles.

Speaker 10 (12:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (12:43):
Yeah, and they wear like octopuses on their head and stuff.

Speaker 5 (12:47):
So this apparently, this, this is like a cyclical thing
that they go through trends like we do fashion trends.
It's happening again, and they're wearing dead salmons on.

Speaker 3 (12:55):
Their head as the orcas up north, Orcas like the
Northern Hemisphere orcas.

Speaker 4 (13:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (13:02):
Back in nineteen eighty seven, a female orca whale from
the Cae pod was spotted parading rather with a dead
salmon on your head.

Speaker 6 (13:10):
And in this article here it will say Girley was
a trendsetter. Yeah, this, this tackles me. This with me
before long and I remember this from worn making this
effect of the day. Once others from a pod were
seen sporting the same love. Yeah, they do. They copy
each other's I remember that. The next summer, the salmon
hat was nowhere to be seen, so they were.

Speaker 4 (13:27):
Like because it was there, was like, oh, that was
so like last year.

Speaker 6 (13:30):
Are you wearing a salmon? Are you ready dead salmon
on your head? That's so embarrassing, hon, We're not doing
that anymore. It's back. It's been seen.

Speaker 4 (13:38):
Again, just like baggy jeans.

Speaker 6 (13:40):
Just like baggy jeans or low rise jeans.

Speaker 3 (13:42):
Wearing a big mac on your head, because the salmon
is the food of the August eat fish, so it's
like it would be like wearing a banana on your head,
old big mac because they'd eat fresh salmon.

Speaker 6 (13:52):
They're wearing dead salmon's.

Speaker 3 (13:54):
But I wonder if they just like put it up
there to carry it around before they do eat it,
like a sag arter. Yeah, because I don't know if
you guys know this, and this might shock you a
bad orcers they don't have hands us, they don't have handbags.
That's right, they lack they've got salmon hats. They've got
salmon hats. That's where they keep it.

Speaker 4 (14:11):
They didn't need a handbags what a salmon hat?

Speaker 5 (14:13):
So they like pop up out of the water and
parade their little hats around and like because it's like cyclical,
like fashion trees.

Speaker 3 (14:20):
Thirty seven years ago apparently was when the last salmon
on your head fashion? And you think about what was
thirty seven years ago, nineteen eighty something. See, we're then
the kids now are delving back into like nineties fashion.
I'm seeing a lot of like baggy jean l nineties
hoodies and stuff. Have there been any other like sting
ray hats or no? At the moment, jellyfish I remember

(14:44):
there were there were orcs were in jellyfish hats.

Speaker 6 (14:47):
Yeah, right at the moment salmon's and fashion.

Speaker 4 (14:49):
Okay're right.

Speaker 6 (14:51):
If you wear a jellyfish hat, that's so embarrassing. Did
your mother get you that home?

Speaker 3 (14:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (14:55):
But you know that there's going to be the.

Speaker 3 (14:56):
Like slightly weird, goffy orcas that are try to buck
the trend. So they'll be wearing a jellyfishat because they
don't care.

Speaker 6 (15:03):
Man, Yeah, I'm not describing, Yeah, you're your signe hit
to your societal norms of salmon hats. Yeah, and there's
honestly one of the funniest things.

Speaker 5 (15:13):
I encourage you today at worked to google it because
it just Orca's wearing salmon hats.

Speaker 6 (15:19):
It's very funny.

Speaker 1 (15:20):
Play ZMS Fletchborne and Haley Clay ZMS Fletchborne and Hailey
from the Bustling ZM think tank.

Speaker 7 (15:29):
This is the top six.

Speaker 6 (15:33):
Thirty years ago today.

Speaker 3 (15:34):
The PlayStation was released in Japan, which is one the
thing they're only up to PlayStation five.

Speaker 5 (15:39):
I was just thinking the same thing when you sit there,
if you think about iPhones.

Speaker 4 (15:45):
Yeah, but they care.

Speaker 6 (15:46):
Yeah I suppose so.

Speaker 3 (15:47):
But then PlayStation one in the PlayStation two, if I'm wrong,
did not connect to the internet, right, the three did
so from there on it was capable.

Speaker 6 (15:57):
Of updates, right because the first one you put the
disc in and yeah, go for it.

Speaker 3 (16:02):
So, if you remember the mid nineties like I do.
In the video game Wars, Sega dropped out. Sega putt putted.
It was the Nintendo sixty four versus the PlayStation one
on the cartridge the Big Wars.

Speaker 5 (16:16):
Yeah, we had a Sega and then my brother had
a Nintendo and then I've never had a PlayStation until
now and Aaron Scott one.

Speaker 3 (16:23):
So you went straight to the five, dipped a toe
in at the five top start it must be nice,
must be nice? Well, the first year, well, the first games, Grandarismo,
which remains the best selling game of the PlayStation, one
that's sold ten point eighty five million copies.

Speaker 6 (16:38):
Grand Turismo, what's that with? Car racing game?

Speaker 3 (16:40):
Crash Bandicoot, Spiro, Term Raider, Resident Evil, Middle Gear, Teching
and Final Fantasy were all the big ones.

Speaker 6 (16:47):
So thirty years ago.

Speaker 4 (16:48):
Today, what's the one?

Speaker 5 (16:50):
We just go around stealing cars and killing grand theft Ao.
Someone asked you a question your lab.

Speaker 3 (16:57):
Yeah, you pay someone for a service and then immediately
pull out of baseball.

Speaker 6 (17:01):
Didn't take your money back? And then to jump in
the car and listen to the radio about it the
radio station.

Speaker 4 (17:08):
It was great radio.

Speaker 3 (17:10):
And then you know no one is bitching about that
same song has been played every half an hour radio.

Speaker 6 (17:16):
No, it just one song contacting rock Star games.

Speaker 3 (17:20):
Top six things you could have achieved if you hadn't
spent the last thirty years playing PlayStation Number six on the.

Speaker 6 (17:24):
List, you could have been a doctor.

Speaker 7 (17:26):
Yeah, but.

Speaker 3 (17:28):
Maybe does that compare with just like blobbing all day
and playing PlayStation harder?

Speaker 6 (17:33):
Yeah, to be a doctor?

Speaker 4 (17:36):
Are you serious? You tried some of the upper levels
of call of duty, very very hard, very difficult, require.

Speaker 6 (17:44):
A lot of dexterity in the fingers and thumbs.

Speaker 3 (17:47):
And number five on the list of the top six
things you could have achieved if you hadn't spent the
last thirty years playing playsason, you could have been an
all black. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (17:53):
But then also why bother bother because on PlayStation one
you played Joonaloma rugby. Yeah, and again you could have
been an all black there, so this.

Speaker 6 (17:59):
Is the thing.

Speaker 5 (18:00):
I actually couldn't have ever been all black, but I
could be a Jennal Loma.

Speaker 4 (18:04):
Yeah you can blame right, Yeah, Yeah, I've got the
thighs for it that you were an all black.

Speaker 6 (18:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (18:10):
And before on the least of the top six things
you could have achieved if you hadn't been the last
thirty years playing PlayStation you could have learned another language.

Speaker 6 (18:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (18:18):
At the same time, I've played some Japanese games and
you just turn on subtitles. Yeah, so I kind of
the word I'm speaking Japanese. Yeah, by speak by reading English,
I'm speaking Japanese.

Speaker 6 (18:29):
Apologies to our Japanese.

Speaker 4 (18:32):
Yeah, I don't know the japan Japanese word for apologize
unless it's subtitled, and then I'll be able to tell
you number three on the list of the top sex
things you could have achieved if you hadn't been the
last thirty years playing PlayStation you could have climbed Everest.
I don't know if you could have.

Speaker 6 (18:47):
I don't want to.

Speaker 4 (18:47):
It's not for everybody.

Speaker 6 (18:48):
Yeah, it costs a lot of money.

Speaker 3 (18:49):
You could have put a lot of PlayStation games for
the same manners. Probably a game where you can even
go up Q's.

Speaker 6 (18:56):
This's Q's now known top.

Speaker 4 (19:00):
There's probably ever simulator on PlayStation five.

Speaker 3 (19:02):
Yeah, it probably is probably farming this power you know,
the water blasting simulator we took about. Someone told me
and the new farming simulator twenty twenty five to relax.

Speaker 4 (19:13):
You can pull out the powersher and wash your tractors.
How good?

Speaker 6 (19:17):
How good is that?

Speaker 4 (19:18):
I don't worry about humanity con virtual.

Speaker 6 (19:20):
Reality climbing Everest from the comfort of your couch.

Speaker 4 (19:24):
Oh, there you go. That's easier.

Speaker 6 (19:25):
From the company of your couch.

Speaker 3 (19:26):
Yeah, so you're just sitting it's that you've been dragged
up Everest on a slid by some sheirpers.

Speaker 6 (19:31):
Yeah, they're dragging my corpse.

Speaker 4 (19:33):
Yeah, and you die and then your last thing is
shut down Black Streen.

Speaker 6 (19:37):
Number two in the less of the Top six things
you could have achieved.

Speaker 3 (19:39):
If you ha it's been the last three years playing PlayStation,
you could have become entirely self sufficient.

Speaker 6 (19:44):
Yeah, but what they started a farming animals and planted vegetables,
learn all those skills.

Speaker 3 (19:51):
You definitely would play less PlayStation now than when you
didn't have your little farm. Dude, there was a there
was a twenty well over lockdowns and stuff because it
was the way I socialized with ye mates. We got
into the Friday night habit. But I actually I just
started playing Spider Man too. I don't know, I'm really
late to the game. And I started playing it when
it was raining at the weekend and I was like, oh, oh,

(20:12):
what have you done? It's got me And what should
be the most productive season for someone who's got a
list of jobs outside to do a mile long? Yeah,
And number one of the less of the top six
things you could have achieved if you hadn't spent the
last three years playing Playsession, you could have got laid more.

Speaker 6 (20:26):
Yeah, you could, have to be honest. No, there's nothing
I will hear now that.

Speaker 3 (20:31):
Well, there's been some fantastic PlayStation games that are on part,
if not better than six. Oh my god, Wow, that's
a wild statement. Ever got a Rue Royale on Fortnite Boom?

Speaker 6 (20:43):
That feels pretty good.

Speaker 3 (20:45):
I think you're doing six wrong. I might be doing
it wrong, but you're doing it so wrong. You can't
look up how to do it online like you can
with video games. If you get stuck at a suitable
Oh you can. I'll help you up, brother.

Speaker 6 (20:56):
Okay, so I've.

Speaker 4 (20:57):
Watched a lot of videos, but not everybody's into those ones.

Speaker 6 (21:00):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll help you out. Thanks.

Speaker 4 (21:02):
That's today Step six ms Fletch Vaughn.

Speaker 6 (21:06):
And now I'm going to do a little free shout
out here. Okay, okay, if we're doing free shout outs,
you shout out, you shouted out your mum's rose show,
you shouted out your dad's mates, mechanic business.

Speaker 4 (21:18):
It fills motorcycle center and stop. He's had enough.

Speaker 5 (21:22):
He's had enough. We were grateful, we've moved on. I'm
shouting our very own producer car one. Okay, she's got
an Instagram page. Now, she's got a personal one. That's
where you see her going stuff like that.

Speaker 4 (21:37):
That's a very good.

Speaker 6 (21:38):
Yeah, I was pretty spot on there.

Speaker 4 (21:40):
That was pretty good.

Speaker 6 (21:41):
She's also got a book page. Carwen reads. Just Carwen reads.
That's it.

Speaker 5 (21:45):
That's a great name than you. You need to do
Carwen reads under score one four or something. Way to
rub it in everybody else's face that you can read. Yeah,
year show off. Should we look up your school on
the insie passing rates?

Speaker 6 (21:58):
Oh no, it's not you. I can What was your school?

Speaker 11 (22:01):
William colinso College and Hawk's back.

Speaker 6 (22:03):
William isn't an advertising agent?

Speaker 4 (22:06):
Did you go to school at an advertising agency?

Speaker 6 (22:10):
And your interview balls were just those huge awards night?

Speaker 4 (22:14):
Absolutely chaot oh wow, you're about ash as my school.

Speaker 6 (22:17):
Hell yeah. Point two?

Speaker 4 (22:20):
That is, you're just behind Marrinsville College.

Speaker 6 (22:22):
Be humble.

Speaker 4 (22:24):
Well, I could read so yeah, you can read the few.

Speaker 5 (22:28):
So the reason I'm talking about this is because you
read mostly romance, will say, with a kiss of smart, well,
with like three or four chilies, three or four chilies.

Speaker 4 (22:39):
I'm afforded five. Yeah, I'm five chili.

Speaker 6 (22:42):
If I start reading and I work out its three,
I'm out.

Speaker 3 (22:44):
Someone I know rates it out of seven chili's, and
I'm afraid too many chilies. I'm afraid to ask why
out of seven chilies? I thought it might have been
a smart thing.

Speaker 4 (22:52):
No.

Speaker 6 (22:52):
Five is the.

Speaker 11 (22:54):
Yeah, seven such an odd number.

Speaker 4 (22:56):
I know, I don't know why I was afraid to ask.

Speaker 5 (22:58):
Well, if you want to check out, because you do
good recommendations, and me and Carmen we're just recommending a
couple of.

Speaker 3 (23:03):
Karwhen and I geezlawys this ol dummy from Marns College.
You have to correct privacy.

Speaker 5 (23:08):
I I've done a book. I've done a book already,
and I was going to see Carwen amazing, Carwen amazing. Sorry,
you're you're a correct Amas and Krwen, we're just recommending
books to each other and mine is smutty than hers.

Speaker 6 (23:19):
But this there's benefit here, right. So there is a
therapist in.

Speaker 5 (23:24):
Six ologist who name is Nicoletta, great name, who's kind
of like broke down the benefits of reading smart because
in general, pornographic content has been through the male gaze
and then like these books are all written by women.

Speaker 6 (23:40):
Here's some of the benefits because.

Speaker 3 (23:41):
We don't need a book. Do we need a fifty
minute highlights video of a one hour long video that.

Speaker 6 (23:47):
You are enjoying that women watch it, they're like, no,
thank you to all of that move and that and
that and that. But it's more that we can.

Speaker 11 (23:53):
Visualize it ourselves. You guys have to see it.

Speaker 6 (23:58):
With you like a thick.

Speaker 4 (24:03):
Cc.

Speaker 5 (24:04):
Okay, here's some of her points of why reading SMLL
is beneficial for you, your mental health and your sexual health.

Speaker 6 (24:09):
They offer a temporary escape from reality. The world is
not great at the moment he looked around. Reality sucks.
You can just get into the book and enjoy it.
That's probably true of any novel. They increase sex drives.

Speaker 5 (24:20):
So if maybe you're someone who was like on oral
contraceptive Pearl, which I was on for like eighteen years,
absolutely crushes that, it's good. Do you hop into bed,
have a little read, gets things jus things can happen,
put you at a happier head space. Help reduce religious
or cultural shame around sex. I mean, I didn't have
any of that growing up, but as a Catholic man,

(24:41):
you know.

Speaker 3 (24:41):
We were riddled with girls light ah right, do you know?
I just found out recently why because my wife's family
was also like semi Catholic rays right right, my brother
in law. Catholics are the wafers the way it's a
body of Christ, amen community. And he gave us his body,

(25:02):
he gave us his bleading. But they were eating cheese
in a and a cracker pline, waiver crack, the worst
line you've ever drunk in your life. And I just
found out recently because I said to my more why
would we never older boys, like, why are we never involved?

Speaker 4 (25:20):
And she said, well, I mean we had to get
there early.

Speaker 3 (25:25):
And uh, you know, so she was like thought, and
I was like, I'm that high praise that my mother
believed that to be such an attractive child. I may
have been Oh Jesus, oh my goodness, that's were literally
what she said.

Speaker 6 (25:36):
Oh my god, no, no, so she was a terrible
careful so she So.

Speaker 5 (25:41):
They were saying like people that grew up Christian that
they're no longer Christian, wanting to explore things. They say
it's hard thing to shake sometimes that they're just like
that kind of shame around us. You read these books
and you're like, no, shame. Okay, help balance out a
desire discrepancy perhaps between you and your partner. If you
are feeling less that way, you read a book and
kind of get aligned and how improve.

Speaker 6 (26:00):
Your body confidence.

Speaker 5 (26:01):
I mean there's just benefits galore. I finished reading a
book and I will recommend it. It's smart light. I'm
happy to say it on here. It's called a lovelettered whisky.
It absolutely broke my heart. It's got nothing to do.

Speaker 4 (26:12):
Did you read it?

Speaker 6 (26:13):
Did you Fletcher read read this one while I fletch
read another one?

Speaker 4 (26:16):
In my ear?

Speaker 6 (26:17):
Excuse me?

Speaker 4 (26:18):
Audiobooks are reader it's not on.

Speaker 6 (26:20):
It's basically a glorified podcast.

Speaker 7 (26:23):
Plays it. MS Fletchborn and Haley plays it. Ms. Fletchborn
and Haley.

Speaker 5 (26:28):
Christmas is on its way and for everyone, give me
a little countdown, babes, what's easy now?

Speaker 4 (26:34):
Because it's the third of December and you just minus it,
don't you?

Speaker 6 (26:37):
Yeah? But my school, my school was only it's easy now.
It's like the day we're on twenty fifth of December's Christmas.
It's the third of December.

Speaker 4 (26:53):
Your score was thicker than mine?

Speaker 6 (26:55):
Not a car's that hast do we do? Shnans what
was your school?

Speaker 4 (27:03):
The glorious how At College have just joined us?

Speaker 3 (27:07):
Are the Herald. I believe it's premium. It's behind the premium.
Somebody have you message and saying I almost feel like
we should just open up the last hour of the show.
We just we just give us your school and we
searched me school.

Speaker 6 (27:19):
We love this.

Speaker 4 (27:20):
It's an interactive grave showing the latest n c A
three right.

Speaker 6 (27:25):
And also it's not focused.

Speaker 3 (27:27):
It's because it says the attainment rate versus socioeconomic barriers
to education.

Speaker 4 (27:33):
Yeah, we sit here in our seats of privilege, don't we.

Speaker 5 (27:38):
Howard College, you are sicking from the top under me.
I'm on ninety two percent, you're on fifty eight point
three or.

Speaker 4 (27:44):
Drop not second on the last second from Haley.

Speaker 6 (27:50):
Yeah, I'll still take it. So my school done better.
Your school's in Red carwhen my school isn't red and
my parents paid lot for it.

Speaker 12 (28:01):
So I got the best public though year's best.

Speaker 4 (28:04):
Public shut up.

Speaker 5 (28:07):
The best public coast the best private goes to her
and Okay, anyway, we digress. We sound like a fighting
family and that could be what some people are looking
forward to this Christmas. I know my Christmases are pretty easy,
easy breezy. My family gets on with her close. No fighting,
no fighting, We've never had fights. Oh once my my
mum sister called me and my brother heathens and then

(28:27):
punched my mum And that.

Speaker 4 (28:28):
Was also is she the protester one?

Speaker 6 (28:30):
She's the one who was recently photographed with Brian Tammockey
And we'll just leave that out there. We just leave
that out there, do you know what I mean? It
was when we were teenagers and I was gothy and
my brother was quite punky and and bands and stuff,
and we were heathens. Yeah. I think I'd already had
six at that point. Christmas.

Speaker 4 (28:51):
It was that Christmas Christmas. That's the kind of story
we we want to hear it.

Speaker 5 (28:55):
This is what we want to hear about because people
are sharing this stories Thanksgiving happened recently. Of the wild
things that happened at their family gatherings, here's some examples.
One of her cousins was dating a girl who really
wanted to make it big on social media. My aunt
hosts beautiful holiday dinners for the family at hers, and
this time this girl was invited.

Speaker 6 (29:13):
She tried to make my cousin's grandparents leave the room
because they didn't fit their aesthetic.

Speaker 4 (29:19):
They were too old. You just don't look right on
my Instagram.

Speaker 7 (29:24):
Can you leave?

Speaker 6 (29:25):
She's too old.

Speaker 5 (29:27):
At my grandmother's holiday Christmas Eve party, my mom told
me the lovely diamond necklace she was wearing was from
her boyfriend. I asked if dead knew, and she said no.
Oh wait, so dad was still married or mamma dad
had separated and she just didn't.

Speaker 6 (29:40):
Yeah. Imagine you said to your mom like, oh my god, Mom,
that's such a beautiful necklace to dagget there? No, my
boyfriend sorry.

Speaker 4 (29:47):
And Dad's like across the room. Yeah, why Two of.

Speaker 6 (29:50):
My uncles here's another story. Two of my uncles got
into a fight.

Speaker 5 (29:52):
They ended up with one uncle outing the other uncle's
son to my entire family.

Speaker 6 (29:57):
We don't do that.

Speaker 8 (29:58):
No.

Speaker 6 (29:59):
Then I got an o bleed because I was panicking,
like to run out of the room. That's great.

Speaker 5 (30:04):
Just so many fights, so many fights, so many disagreements,
and some of them are wild stories.

Speaker 6 (30:11):
And I'm sure that we have our own.

Speaker 3 (30:14):
So with Americans sharing these wild Thanksgiving stories, we want
to know from you.

Speaker 5 (30:18):
Now, what is the wild thing that happened at your
family gathering because maybe it was a birthday, but with
Christmas coming, it sort of feels.

Speaker 3 (30:24):
Like normally Christmas because of the booze. The booze gets everybody.

Speaker 6 (30:28):
And the wider family are often there. You know. It's
not just like Mum, Dad, and sibs, Nan and Pop
who sometimes have some sort of backwards points of.

Speaker 4 (30:36):
View, like grand or man.

Speaker 5 (30:39):
We bring our new partners to Christmas. Yeah, okay, maybe
this is the first time you've bought a female partner
to Christmas.

Speaker 6 (30:46):
A serious friend. Sarah's friend, that's my girlfriend.

Speaker 4 (30:53):
Save we just think it's a phase. Special friend.

Speaker 6 (30:56):
Is Sarah's just bringing your special friend with her while
she's in this Yeah, yeah, they're sharing a bed, but
it's just more of a sort of a friendship facs.

Speaker 3 (31:05):
Okay, only eight one hundred dollars at em'son number. Give
us a call now, text through nine six nine sick.
Tell us the wildest thing that happened at your family gathering. Wow, Wow, okay,
carwhen literally.

Speaker 6 (31:15):
Just said she was scared to call anyone in case
they say too much. Feel free to let this be
anonymous if you need it to be. We want to
know the wild thing that happened at your family gatherings.

Speaker 4 (31:24):
Yeah, because some crazy messages coming.

Speaker 5 (31:26):
In totally and like everyone's sharing from around the world.
Christmas is coming and Thanksgiving has just been. In the States,
getting families together is always an adventure.

Speaker 6 (31:36):
May I please do.

Speaker 3 (31:38):
My wife and my sister got into fisty cuffs at
nine am. By nine thirty am, the wife and sister,
wife and sister. This is my wife, her sister.

Speaker 4 (31:46):
Oh okay, this is on Christmas Day, I assume.

Speaker 3 (31:48):
So yes, my wife and new sister got into fisty
cuffs by nine am. By nine thirty am, the whole
family had left and the lunch and dinner food was
just at our house. So it was just me, my
wife and kids for the rest of the day. Best
Christmas ever yet, that's mean you'd have so much ham though.

Speaker 4 (32:06):
You beat leftovers until like February.

Speaker 6 (32:08):
Yeah, no ham for these.

Speaker 3 (32:11):
I got really drunk one Christmas in front of my
whole family, grandparents, great aunties, et cetera. I said that
I was sleeping with one of my dad's rugby teammates.

Speaker 4 (32:18):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (32:20):
Keep in mind dad's rugby teammate was twenty one and
I was nineteen.

Speaker 4 (32:25):
He wasn't forty like my dad loll dad never played
rugby again. Oh my god, that's amazing. And Natasha, what
was the drama that went down at Christmas?

Speaker 9 (32:38):
So I gave my sister a partner a middle for
putting up with her because she's about high maintenance.

Speaker 6 (32:45):
Oh like a fun little joke.

Speaker 9 (32:46):
Yeah yeah, yeah, and then sorry, she took that quite well,
like really well, and we thought it would have been
a bit of a drama. But then my grandparents came
in and said, oh, well mate, a few last five years,
I'll give you a trophy.

Speaker 8 (33:00):
And so that sets up.

Speaker 9 (33:06):
Yeah, lunch was pretty awkward after that.

Speaker 3 (33:09):
Wait, so you thought giving her the middle because you're like,
she actually handed it quite well. You knew what you
were doing aggravating and you're like, huh, we haven't pushed
it far enough. And then the grandparents come in and
they're like, trophy if your last five years, and that
pushes her over the cloth.

Speaker 9 (33:26):
Yeah yeah, Lisa say he could have been sex said
underweth the give she was given them?

Speaker 6 (33:31):
Oh my god, are they still together?

Speaker 9 (33:34):
Yes, no, they're still together, just put a house.

Speaker 6 (33:36):
So trophy, did he get a trophy?

Speaker 10 (33:39):
That's next year?

Speaker 6 (33:40):
Yeah, I'm happy for this.

Speaker 3 (33:42):
To be brought up again. Yes, we want to know
next year, Yeah, I want to know. I don't know
if there's a trophy next.

Speaker 6 (33:47):
Year or right, yeep, yeah, we hear from your January
twenty twenty six.

Speaker 5 (33:51):
After Christmas next year, Natasha, thank you my got that
top text. We found out my dad had a secret
child when she showed up at Christmas lunch.

Speaker 6 (33:58):
What you're not the Chris Christmas.

Speaker 3 (34:03):
I just can't imagine a world where my father has
a secret child. I just it's not it's absolutely so
far out of Ian's wheelhouse.

Speaker 6 (34:10):
That will actually be got excited. I would be like, Dad,
your salty dog. I know, ye naughty boy.

Speaker 3 (34:18):
It depends that there's this secret child, the result of
an affair while he is with your mother or before
because with you moment kind of like hey, you can't
be angry at that, And then I just imagine this
what now adults storming and demanding like years of Christmas.

Speaker 4 (34:32):
Presents and lou Heye.

Speaker 5 (34:35):
We've had a couple of messages and I'm sure some
people are subject to this comments on the body. Oh,
I was picking out one Christmas as a kid. My
grandfather said to stop it. Or you end up fat
like your mother. Mum wasn't impression.

Speaker 8 (34:46):
It was World War three.

Speaker 1 (34:48):
Oh god.

Speaker 6 (34:48):
Another one my partners, my partner's mom said to me,
you've grown some saddle bags since we last saw you.
Mother by a family member.

Speaker 7 (35:01):
I would the flap.

Speaker 6 (35:03):
Yeah, I'll do that thing, but right well, I won't
eat them. Oh no, heaven forbid that. I enjoyed my
Christmas lunch hand for a.

Speaker 3 (35:10):
Porky at her birthday to sot to scream at everybody
and threaten to leave because we weren't listening to her.
We were all talking about how the world's problems aren't
simple to solve and she and she said, well, I
think we just let most of the population die and
then some of our problems will be gone.

Speaker 6 (35:29):
And that was the problem.

Speaker 4 (35:30):
Were taking a seriously on his horrendous.

Speaker 3 (35:33):
Finals like solution at our last family gather and we
caught Nana squirt in the squirty cream into the dog's mouth,
you know, that whipped cream dog's mouth. That's nice that
that's the biggest problem in your family face. Yeah, but
what she didn't like being told not to do that? Yeah, okay,
Grandma absolutely wouldn't take it mum got the gift tags

(35:55):
mixed up and and gave my brother a very spicy present.

Speaker 4 (35:58):
Oh my god, that was meant for her part her partner,
probably my husband.

Speaker 6 (36:04):
What's this? Is this a leather belt?

Speaker 3 (36:07):
What is that?

Speaker 6 (36:09):
It's got like a rubber ball on it.

Speaker 4 (36:13):
Sounds it's.

Speaker 3 (36:19):
My brother's had way too much drink to drink at
my wedding and ended up a fall on first fight
for hours and when I will try to stop, one brother.

Speaker 6 (36:25):
Head butted me.

Speaker 4 (36:27):
Is like a scene out of a movie. That's outrageous.

Speaker 6 (36:29):
Fortune of.

Speaker 3 (36:32):
My mum.

Speaker 4 (36:32):
I haven't read this one. Oh my god, is it.

Speaker 3 (36:35):
My mom celebrated her fortieth with a bunch of family,
mainly Dad's side.

Speaker 4 (36:39):
At home.

Speaker 3 (36:41):
My uncle and cousin, who were father and son, were
quite drunk. My cousin also was mixing as meds with alcohol.

Speaker 6 (36:47):
Jesus Christ got into.

Speaker 3 (36:49):
An argument and my cousin pinned my uncle to the
wall of the garage by the throat. When you're a
teenager and you see this, it really makes you think
drinking is not for this family.

Speaker 5 (36:58):
My mom kicked my ad in the shin and threw
the cake my stepmam made on the ground at my twenty.

Speaker 4 (37:04):
First Oh it's not your day, mom My brother and
sister had a major fight at Christmas in the South Island.

Speaker 6 (37:14):
Dad was there.

Speaker 3 (37:15):
I was having my first baby and the first granddaughter
in the North Island, and Mum was supporting me. Poor
dad had to put up with the Oh dad's on
his own, Dad's on his own. Oh God, so we
caught Nanna squid and cream in the dog's mouth.

Speaker 6 (37:28):
And what's up with old ever squid and cream into
the dog's mouth. Oh he's been such a good boy.
He loves it.

Speaker 4 (37:35):
Look at him looking his lat We all get put.

Speaker 2 (37:37):
Why shouldn't he plays zidims fleschborn and Hailey, Hailey, Silly little.

Speaker 8 (37:44):
Pool, silly little pole.

Speaker 9 (37:47):
It is so silly, silly silly dad, silly little pool.

Speaker 6 (37:51):
Silly pooly, little little silly little pole.

Speaker 3 (38:00):
Today is can you play an instrument? Because I want
you to remember it's never too late to learn.

Speaker 6 (38:04):
It is so much harder. You should have done it
as a kid. What are you doing that for. I'm
crushing everyone's dreams. I'm crushing you one who's to be
like think the guitar.

Speaker 4 (38:13):
She's pulling the ladder up behind her.

Speaker 6 (38:15):
Yeah, she is forced into it. And now that I
know how to play an instrument, I'm like, huh, suckers.
I did the hard work as a child.

Speaker 3 (38:22):
Because we went to the annual carols at the local
retirement village last night, the girls singing, singing songs.

Speaker 6 (38:28):
I thought we were going to get an invite this
year because last year, you know you did, but you
were you guys were off to Troy Savann. I knew
where I would rather be retirement village was the kids
singing Christmas carols or.

Speaker 4 (38:41):
Troy have a happy hour.

Speaker 6 (38:43):
We're drinks like four bucks. No drinks were not four bucks.
So we went on there.

Speaker 4 (38:48):
They were backup dancers and they were lovely to look at.

Speaker 6 (38:53):
More on that later.

Speaker 3 (38:54):
Yeah, Hayley's got a four review pending far round.

Speaker 6 (38:58):
How does a body do it? I don't know how
a body looks like that? How does it? Where did you?
Where does the food? Does the food not stick to you?

Speaker 3 (39:04):
Like you in Detroit, Savon, and maybe you felt a
little bit bad about your own body, Whereas I went
and saw old people and I'm like, I've got a
great body.

Speaker 4 (39:12):
Yeah, I can't put the cheers.

Speaker 3 (39:15):
But then there was a couple of old boys who
were like, look at this young fello putting oil the cheers.
We're going to show him where their boss will cheers.
You're a we all put away some chairs. But one
of the things is that there's a ukulele band and
they have practices and stuff, and a lot of them
don't play an instrument until they get the ukulele.

Speaker 4 (39:33):
And they get and I'm just like, that's pretty dark
late sound terror good for the brain.

Speaker 6 (39:38):
No, that sounds good.

Speaker 4 (39:39):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (39:39):
You know, it's like the same rule as a whole
lot of kids singing. You get enough people doing something
that doesn't sound bad masks kind of yeah, or just
meats in the middle. I think that was me with
the recorder at primary school.

Speaker 6 (39:52):
Ah yeah, if we all play loud enough around Flitch,
we won't hear them.

Speaker 3 (39:55):
Also, then we found the loophole of enough always sounds
good with recorders.

Speaker 6 (40:00):
Yeah, it just sounds worse and worse. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (40:02):
Yeah. So if they can learn an instrument at that age,
I thought, what about our listeners.

Speaker 4 (40:06):
Do they play instruments? Can they play instruments? Seventy five
percent of them cannot and do not be.

Speaker 6 (40:13):
Hard and it takes a lot of work, and I
think that puts people off.

Speaker 3 (40:18):
Also, I wonder how many of those tried for like yeah,
at school started and they were like, no, you've.

Speaker 5 (40:25):
Got to have yourself a Patsy sprow my mom who
gave me no choice. I'd be I don't want to play,
and she'd be like, real tiger mom, I don't want
you living in this house otherwise.

Speaker 6 (40:34):
Whoah wow. Yeah. I used to get lots of trouble.
Had to practice an hour a day. If I ever
slammed the lid.

Speaker 3 (40:40):
So help me God, your fingers will be put in
there and it would be slammed again. Yeah, seventy five
percent of people do not play an instrument. That means
twenty five percent of people do play an instrument.

Speaker 6 (40:49):
We should start a band, and let's twenty five percent
of us just start a band.

Speaker 3 (40:54):
Allie said, does the triangle count? No, that's just a
timed ding unless you're perfect. I'm sorry to all about
triangle players. That's just a timed ding.

Speaker 6 (41:07):
How I'm sorry. I totally agree.

Speaker 5 (41:10):
If you're a percussionist, a multi percussionist, and you play
a number of things, and triangles one of them.

Speaker 3 (41:16):
And you're back up for drums one exactly what drums
one is an action? You're on triangle, then that's okay,
But I wouldn't say that's all right? Taylor said, yes,
the harmonica because it's random and fun to crank out
the handbag out of the handbag on a night out.
And the guitar because I'm a school teacher and a
ukulele for the same reason.

Speaker 6 (41:37):
I know she wants to hear it.

Speaker 4 (41:40):
She's got a harmonica in her handbag, doesn't she That's
I wouldn't.

Speaker 6 (41:47):
That's a little key ring one.

Speaker 4 (41:49):
Did you get technically playing? Did you get that's just
blowing and moving?

Speaker 12 (41:54):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (41:54):
Stop stop ouch. Everyone wanted that.

Speaker 4 (42:00):
Wants to hear but love it when I do that
piano man by Billy Joe has got a harmonker at
the start eight.

Speaker 3 (42:04):
That's what everybody wants to do. It didn't sound like it. Well,
I don't have the fulling you're listening. She's not practicing anymore,
showing through teak and said first chair in my school
concert band playing the flute, and I also played on
the school basketball premiere team and road in one gold. Okay, hey,
we're not what else to achieve but into her school

(42:28):
into the NCA pass thround.

Speaker 4 (42:30):
To go to take them this fine out.

Speaker 3 (42:32):
So I feel like she said I was the first
cheer and flute and then she's like, oh no, they're
going to think I'm a nerd. Yes, then Chuckman basketball
and rolling over achievement. So we didn't think she was
a full blowing like flute nerd.

Speaker 5 (42:45):
Did you know that if you want to play the saxophone,
which is a very sexy and my brother played saxophone,
you have to learn the clarinet, Like that's sounding the
way into it that the entry instrument and the clarinet is.

Speaker 6 (43:00):
Sexy intrument.

Speaker 4 (43:02):
It's funny, like you only school, I know.

Speaker 6 (43:06):
Because they all upgrade to sixty sexophones or.

Speaker 3 (43:09):
By yeah, clariny, John says, guitar, but the bassed piano,
drums and ukulele in there, says Karen.

Speaker 4 (43:20):
It's my party trick. I even b way to weddings
on request.

Speaker 6 (43:24):
I don't think anybody is asking her, no, he.

Speaker 4 (43:27):
Said, on request.

Speaker 6 (43:29):
She like people request that I whip out the harmonica
at a party. They love it. They go, it's crazy,
like you guys, is that playing the tambourine? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (43:39):
They gets actually more complicated. There's more to it than
just okay, get your maringe on. Jordie says, my sister
is crazy. She can listen to a song and instantly
know how to play it on the piano. And I
can't even read music, but I rememberize how to play
Immortal by Evanescence because it's impressent, because it looks impressive
to the untrained eye.

Speaker 6 (43:56):
Ding ding ding, Oh my god, I know you be like,
let's them. I'm really feeling some feeling like he is.

Speaker 4 (44:03):
I play a few instruments and they upload to social media.

Speaker 6 (44:05):
But it's thirty.

Speaker 4 (44:06):
I'm wondering if it's cringe and should I stop?

Speaker 3 (44:08):
No way.

Speaker 4 (44:11):
I think we can't just blanket say no way. I
think we need to see the.

Speaker 6 (44:15):
Videos for she's expressing her South through music. I think
it is cool.

Speaker 4 (44:20):
You think you're just jealous, Yeah, because if you were being.

Speaker 3 (44:23):
Hypocrites, because there's somebody that I just feel like, you're
uploads videos in the South singing and then blank and
dream and we all see that cringe.

Speaker 6 (44:30):
It is make you think that you've been really judged.
Not to judge people, you've.

Speaker 4 (44:36):
Been different people on the radio, that you are behind
the scenes.

Speaker 6 (44:39):
Were we not.

Speaker 3 (44:40):
I just think that's I just yeah, we've been reallyingself
however you want.

Speaker 6 (44:44):
Yeah, and we would never Carl Peter, we would, but
that person couldn't sing. What's that?

Speaker 4 (44:52):
That person couldn't say they were singing too earnestly.

Speaker 6 (44:56):
But I'm not being judging men, you are being.

Speaker 3 (44:58):
Judgmental, and it's fine, But don't lie to Heidi whose
Instagram page I'm going to right now and over the
course of the ad break we're going to watch and
we will be Oh no, she's a private account.

Speaker 4 (45:10):
Sorry, Hoidy, we can't judge you.

Speaker 2 (45:11):
Today plays Fleshborne and Haley play Ms Fletchbourne and Hailey Oxford.

Speaker 3 (45:21):
Don't knock brown when it comes to the word of
the year. They're not just kind of vibing this thing. Yeah,
we've already hit the Macquarie Word of the Year dictionary,
which was.

Speaker 4 (45:32):
Oh that and yeah, I can't remember we had the
dictionary dot Com one was I can't remember.

Speaker 3 (45:40):
Literally it was at the end of last week and
I said, I can't remember mcquarie word.

Speaker 4 (45:45):
Look, I'm running on four hours.

Speaker 6 (45:47):
McQuary has it. We haven't had all of the words
of the year.

Speaker 5 (45:50):
We've had the gertification and that's right, and certification and
the dictionary dot com one was we.

Speaker 4 (45:57):
Haven't had your we haven't had collins.

Speaker 6 (46:00):
We haven't had colins yet, weight with baited breath, I'm
an Oxford goal well Oxford here it is.

Speaker 3 (46:04):
The word is brain rot defined as a supposed deterioration
of a person's mental or intellectual state, especially viewed as
a result of over consumption of material, now particularly online
content considered to be trivially, trivial or unchallenging.

Speaker 4 (46:16):
Also, some of the characterizes likely lead to such deterioration.

Speaker 6 (46:20):
Yeah, I'm definitely a little bit of a brain rodder.

Speaker 3 (46:24):
Instagram scrolling Instagram and TikTok scrolling your brain rotting.

Speaker 6 (46:28):
The term has.

Speaker 3 (46:29):
Increased in usage by two hundred and thirty percent between
twenty twenty three and twenty twenty four. It peaked at
point one two uses per million words.

Speaker 6 (46:41):
That's wild e.

Speaker 4 (46:41):
They've just got this algorithm running on the internet.

Speaker 3 (46:43):
New staff, tell me how often brain rock gets used
in for every million words, it's point one two.

Speaker 4 (46:50):
The dictionaries will talk to each other like there's a
bit of inside.

Speaker 3 (46:56):
You make it sound like that competitive, but I think
there's insider trading.

Speaker 4 (47:01):
Yeah, like they're like, we're going to do and so
they're like, we'll do brain row.

Speaker 3 (47:05):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (47:06):
Actually, on the topic of brain row, I've read an
real interesting article about intentional social media use, you know,
because it's like there's lots of studies on it now
that it's not great for your heads, for your well being,
and too much time spent on it. So they're doing like,
but these are good things like connections.

Speaker 3 (47:22):
And we're just going to Vaughan's high school according to
those stats.

Speaker 6 (47:25):
Oh, I know, it's really bad.

Speaker 4 (47:31):
But this was worse than mine and it was named
after an advertising agency.

Speaker 6 (47:34):
Yeah, I know, I know.

Speaker 5 (47:35):
But the intentional one is like going, what are the
benefits of social media like connection or family and whatnot,
and how like remove the rest of it, like unfollowing
people that make you feel batter about your body.

Speaker 6 (47:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (47:45):
I just watched a five minutes crafts before and I
swore off those, but somehow I found myself watching someone
put spikes on the bottom of a pair of crops
and stomping on cans of soda.

Speaker 4 (47:53):
I'm surprised. That has undoubtedly made me dumber, and.

Speaker 3 (47:59):
I was before I watched it that is classic brain rot,
poor concrete and here yeah, a spaghetti.

Speaker 7 (48:08):
Flesh.

Speaker 6 (48:09):
So, okay, we want to talk about the things that,
as an adult you are embarrassed by.

Speaker 5 (48:15):
Now we we will use pseudonyms to let's use some names. Okay,
we have some friends that are a gay couple married. Yeah,
we'll call them some common male names, Mike and Matt.
Michael's a bit formal, Mike, mat and Matte. No one's

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going to figure out who they really are, and.

Speaker 3 (48:39):
No one's No one ever marries someone who's letters makes sense. Yeah, no, no, no,
it's too similar, too similar.

Speaker 6 (48:45):
Yeah, and so we were hanging out with these just.

Speaker 3 (48:49):
Got a message from Michael, you said you, I can't
say any of those words.

Speaker 4 (48:53):
On the radio anyway.

Speaker 5 (48:55):
Anyway, put Mike, the pseudonym from our actual friend who
we're going to call Mike revealed what you because I
think he revealed this to you that it was just.

Speaker 4 (49:05):
Before you were arrived.

Speaker 3 (49:06):
Yes, yeah, so there was a purchase made of some
personal lubricant. Great, Now this purchase was made online, yes,
because apparently he was too embarrassed as an adult man
to go into a store to buy this. Yes, but
he didn't just buy it online. He used his husband's
email address and name to buy it.

Speaker 6 (49:28):
So removing himself from the active purchasing somebody.

Speaker 4 (49:30):
He's very normal that that anyone bikes. Yeah, I buy it.

Speaker 6 (49:36):
I'll buy it from a supermarket.

Speaker 3 (49:37):
Get it at the supermarket instead of the super checkout.

Speaker 6 (49:40):
No, I just bo just pop it through and iyeball
the checkout.

Speaker 3 (49:46):
Yeah, you've really got to watch the placement of where
you put that on the conveyor belt though.

Speaker 6 (49:51):
Yeah, also like what yeah, what you're putting it next to?

Speaker 3 (49:55):
Ye? Exactly exactly skip the cucumber this, Yeah, I.

Speaker 6 (49:58):
Reckon you' fruits and visuals.

Speaker 3 (50:01):
Tell you that stuff out of the car, come back
in for the items for the vegetables. Yeah that's right,
that's right. But he was just like, I don't want
to be buying that on my like email addres.

Speaker 5 (50:14):
I'm so shocked that this what do we call a
mic character as a pseudonym a man in the cities
mortified to to buy How much.

Speaker 6 (50:26):
Did you order at once?

Speaker 3 (50:27):
Because I saw a thing online you for it for
five for one hundred dollars, you can get five a
five liter bottle, And I assume you just buy a
pump and put it on this litter, because it's exactly
like when you buy five leads of like motor.

Speaker 6 (50:40):
Oil, or it's that you wouldn't want to untwist the
cap and pour it too. You need a.

Speaker 4 (50:46):
Funnel to pour it into a smaller year.

Speaker 6 (50:49):
You wouldn't get a glug.

Speaker 4 (50:50):
Got us talking about the things that you're too embarrassed
to buy.

Speaker 6 (50:53):
Yes, now I don't. I don't get embarrassed to buy much.
I mean I buy. I still feel the weird sense
of embarrassment when I buy something like a tampon my
single self temple, Just the one thing? Can I don't?
I don't need eight of these? Can I just have
the one?

Speaker 4 (51:10):
Yeah? I don't know what's thought you were a kid.

Speaker 6 (51:12):
I also don't use them anymore, but I do remember
they're putting them through and then be like they know
I'm menstrating. Look, it's sort of a weird things. Chuck
those through A bit embarrassed.

Speaker 3 (51:21):
As a male marriage to a female if she needs them,
I've never been bothered to buy them. I just need
to know exactly what kind you want, because I'm.

Speaker 6 (51:30):
No good going.

Speaker 5 (51:30):
Oh my god, this is we had to explain to
the gaggle last night. They were like, oh my god,
we only just learned that super tampons don't mean a
super sized not.

Speaker 6 (51:40):
Yes, it just means a heavier flock. Yeah, you were
capable of stopping a bit more.

Speaker 3 (51:46):
Producer girl, Is there anything you're, even as an adult
now embarrassed to buy.

Speaker 11 (51:50):
Oh, it's absolutely toilet paper.

Speaker 6 (51:54):
Why are you embarrassed to buy toilet paper?

Speaker 11 (51:56):
I like to be an organized girl.

Speaker 10 (51:59):
I like to buy big packets so I don't have
to think about it for like a mother years, right,
But if you're carrying that around so much, I could
be my cutest little outfit and I'd still I still
feel like I've got the.

Speaker 3 (52:16):
I kind of get there, like you carry a big
roll home and you're kind of like, oh, but you
have to remind yourself that everybody poop.

Speaker 12 (52:22):
The thing is is it goes both ways, because if
you've got a big packet, it seems like you're like,
I do it more than everyone. But if you just
buy one or two, it seems like I've had an emergency.

Speaker 4 (52:33):
Pants.

Speaker 11 (52:34):
Both are equally embarrassing.

Speaker 5 (52:35):
Someone message in saying that they still feel mortified when
they buy condoms, and you're.

Speaker 6 (52:40):
Like this no human.

Speaker 4 (52:43):
Where do you get them from?

Speaker 3 (52:44):
Yea?

Speaker 5 (52:45):
Someone ticks in about the pregnancy tists. The pregnancy tist
thing for me is how do I want my face
to look? Do I want to be like fingers crossed?

Speaker 6 (52:55):
Mortified?

Speaker 4 (52:56):
Like hopefully not.

Speaker 12 (53:01):
When I bought COVID tests on uber eats, it was
the same thing. The guy handed them to me, like
do you have COVID? And I was like, well, we'll
see probably Yeah.

Speaker 4 (53:09):
Okay, Well this is what we want to ask this morning.

Speaker 3 (53:11):
I want a hundred dolls at m You can text
in nine six nice sex and use an anonymous name
like we did.

Speaker 5 (53:16):
For our friends Mike and Mike and mad Quitte. We
won't give their real no identification away, like Mike and Mad.
What are you embarrassed to purchase as an adult? Personal
lubric embarrassing to me?

Speaker 4 (53:31):
Yeah, dials it in a lot of mine sake, a lot.

Speaker 6 (53:35):
Of women feeling the shame here. Interesting. Some of these
I didn't even think of, but of course I'm relating
to all of these. What are the things that you're
embarrassed to buy as an adult?

Speaker 3 (53:45):
Now?

Speaker 6 (53:45):
I can't remember the pseudonyms we've used for our friends.

Speaker 4 (53:47):
Who are I wrote them down. What was Matt and
Mike Mike Matt, yeah right, one of them? Our friend Mike. Well,
Mike's the bad guy.

Speaker 3 (53:57):
Too embarrassed to buy personal lubricant online even and had
to use his husband's email and name to do so
it's you.

Speaker 4 (54:07):
I'm not doing that, brilliant. So so many messages coming in.

Speaker 5 (54:13):
Yeah, a lot of people are saying lollies like how embarrassing.
I get embarrassed an adult buying lollies. I know they're
bad for me, but maybe I want to Subert Firs
because I deserve.

Speaker 4 (54:21):
A little tree. You deserve a treaty.

Speaker 3 (54:22):
I love a Schubert first, Shane, what are you still
embarrassed to buy as an adult.

Speaker 9 (54:28):
Buying bras and undies at like Camart as opposed to
a lingerie store.

Speaker 6 (54:33):
It's so awkward because yes, because you might be there
buying like toys or the household.

Speaker 9 (54:40):
Hits everywhere and like just so many random people and
the checkout operator because they're like a seventeen year old
boy yeh, because I bought.

Speaker 6 (54:48):
I buy all my gym gys from Kmart like slimsey
liimsy little things and year some kids like there you go.

Speaker 3 (54:57):
And then and then you go to walk out of
the store, they want to are your receiving Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 6 (55:02):
Yeah, I bought nine G strings. I burned through these things.

Speaker 3 (55:04):
Okay, thank you, Steff. You used to work at a supermarket.
You you can shed some light on the things that
people are embarrassed to buy as adults. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (55:16):
So back in the day when I used to list
a surce market, I used to operate the self scan together.

Speaker 8 (55:21):
Yeah, we can see everything you scan on our screen.

Speaker 9 (55:25):
And it was funny that music people used to go
to hidel like pregnancy tests and condoms.

Speaker 4 (55:31):
And I once had a friend come through and she
they had bought.

Speaker 9 (55:35):
Condoms and pregnancy test. I was like, well, it's a
bit too.

Speaker 8 (55:37):
Late for the condoms.

Speaker 6 (55:40):
The first test they like hit them.

Speaker 9 (55:44):
So well, and like they were turning their backs to me,
and I was like, I wonder what they're buying. And
I just scrolled through and I.

Speaker 11 (55:48):
Could tell you.

Speaker 3 (55:52):
So, do you think people buy extra things that they
don't need, like loads of bread or I don't know,
magazine sort of to hide.

Speaker 6 (55:59):
It hundred percent.

Speaker 9 (56:02):
Everyone gets so embarrassed, even though you know, no, we
don't really care.

Speaker 4 (56:06):
We just to get paid hundreds of people are going through.

Speaker 6 (56:11):
Yeah, yeah, we're all using them. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (56:14):
Literally, So it was just funny, stiff, thank you more messages.

Speaker 3 (56:19):
My husband's too embarrassed to ask for artificial sweeteners when
we go out for coffee. I always have to go
and ask the stuff if we're going to be an
artificial sweetener this he's too embarrassed to do it.

Speaker 6 (56:29):
There was a wife.

Speaker 5 (56:31):
There was a wife who was I cannot buy my
husband's woodstocks. I feel like a bogan going and I'm
not buying that.

Speaker 3 (56:39):
You can go and do that he made how I
These aren't for me, by the way, Yeah, yes they are,
because you're only saying enough because they're not.

Speaker 6 (56:46):
I've got the lovely charas. Yeah, I won't need these.

Speaker 4 (56:50):
These are for the bogan that I married.

Speaker 6 (56:52):
Morning after pill. That's a massive one. So many ticks
of people saying they get so embarrassed to ask for
the morning after pel. Do you wants more embarrassing having
a kidge that you didn't want to have?

Speaker 5 (57:00):
Slightly and more expensive too, way more expensive going there
and you say, hey, I had a great night, I
had a little problem on my hand.

Speaker 3 (57:08):
Let's make it a great morning. Once he don't insult
this ride out knit shampoo for my kids. That's a
real shame because you can literally see as you pass
it over somebody to take a half a step back
because they don't want the knits to jump on to them.

Speaker 4 (57:19):
Oh yeah, I purchased an adult fun toy online.

Speaker 3 (57:25):
I was worried about it arriving to the flat and
my flatmates opening it, or being nosy or working out
what it was. So I got it sent to work.
They promised plane packaging.

Speaker 6 (57:35):
I got most places do did they know?

Speaker 3 (57:38):
But I was so nervous reception would know that I
was shipping adult fun toys to work. It did arrive discreetly,
but the receptionist knew.

Speaker 6 (57:46):
Yeah, because it's always like Global Enterprises or something like that.
Playing brown bag. Yeah, that is wild secrets.

Speaker 4 (57:52):
Yea to embarrassed the by thrushcreme.

Speaker 3 (57:55):
Everything else I'm fine with, but I don't know why
the thrushcream makes me feel like I've been a dooty girl.

Speaker 6 (58:00):
Go to claim. We're going to claim the day. We're
going to claim the word. Yeah, hello, man, I have frush.
That's we're going to go with confidence fresh coming through
with some thrush.

Speaker 3 (58:12):
I did a click and clickt that the chemist the
other week, and I don't even think about it. All
I got was three different types of condoms and flavored
high smile toothpaste. They checked the bag before hanging it over,
and I suddenly thought about this weird combo, what are
we doing? Very very embarrassed. I last in a booty call.
So I raced the soupermarket and it was two minutes
to close. In that I already locked the doors. So

(58:33):
I knocked and asked if I could grab two things.
She said, what do you need? I said, condoms and lube.
She flecked over the doors, said Aisle sex. I was
a customer in the whole story at the time. To
this day, I still wonder if it was worth the embarrassment.

Speaker 6 (58:46):
No, that's so good. She hit your bag. Brilliant baby formula,
fine wine, fine baby formula and wine. I feel quite judged.
We're getting formulas that you can have a wine, right.

Speaker 3 (59:00):
Worming tablets for your kids. Always had a little bit embarrassing, Yeah,
cask wine. But it's what I buy every year for
my secret sandy gift, so I've just got to do
it once a year.

Speaker 4 (59:10):
That's great. It's a box moderation of buying a box. Yeah,
just lasts for conson months for cooking.

Speaker 3 (59:18):
My partner gets embarrassed buying V sugar free V and
a bottle because it seems too early in a bottle. Yeah, what,
it's more masculine to have full sugar and a can.

Speaker 6 (59:29):
How has that? Like a real man?

Speaker 4 (59:31):
Yeah, this is mortifying.

Speaker 6 (59:33):
So someone else was buying some personal lubricant and the
check out operated with book and was like, is there
any good Oh no, you don't know hot review on
the product.

Speaker 3 (59:44):
Somebody else got a good luck from the checkout person
when they bought a pregnancy test.

Speaker 4 (59:48):
Oh yeah, either way, way, either way.

Speaker 8 (59:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (59:52):
I was embarrassing buying booze when it was COVID.

Speaker 3 (59:56):
You line up for ages and then you end up
buying something like eighty four bottles of wine. I don't
have a problem. I just don't know what I'm gonna
be back again, six week lockdown, you know. I don't
want to be staffed like that.

Speaker 6 (01:00:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:00:06):
Now we just need to clarify when we use the
pseudonyms Matt and Mike. Someone messaging and said they're clearly
talking about many McLain, Why would you use the pseudonym.

Speaker 3 (01:00:13):
Matt is such a high profile dude. That guy's never
paid for lubin his life. No, he gets it Freeze
actually sponsored. He's got a look certain.

Speaker 6 (01:00:25):
Matt.

Speaker 4 (01:00:25):
Yeah, pseudonyms.

Speaker 5 (01:00:27):
Yeah, that's not their real name. Why we picked Matt
as a pseudonym because it is such a common name.

Speaker 7 (01:00:32):
Yes, plays Zidim Splech, Porn and Haley.

Speaker 8 (01:00:36):
Fact of the Day, day, day, day, day, dude.

Speaker 3 (01:00:48):
Do it's Walt Disney week at Fact of the Day,
learning about the man Walt Disney. I'm just looking at
this how I'm about I will stage in today's factor
that they talk about a property the owned that was
called the Holmby Films Estate at recently when what year
was this? I know that was twenty thirteen itself for

(01:01:09):
ninety million dollars, so imagining far apart, it's worth significantly
more now given property prices around the world of skyrocket
in the last eleven years. Today's the Fact of the
Day about Walt Disney. It involves his sort of lifelong
living housekeeper Falmer Howard. She died sixteen days shy even

(01:01:29):
of her eightieth birthday. She was born into poverty. She
was one of five children in an Idaho family. Her
mother died during childbirth to one of her younger siblings.
She tried college, she had to drop out due to
lack of money. She moved to la where she worked
did office work in clean houses, and she was cleaning
Walt Disney's house and he's just like, this woman is.

Speaker 6 (01:01:50):
The real life Mary Poppins. That's how he described it.

Speaker 4 (01:01:53):
And he loved her. So she moved in a living
job at the.

Speaker 3 (01:01:57):
Holmby Films Holmby Hills Estate Fun nineteen fifty one. That's
the probably I was referring to before that sold them
ninety million dollars in twenty thirteen. And his two children,
Diane and Sharon Disney.

Speaker 6 (01:02:10):
It's just weird that.

Speaker 3 (01:02:12):
Sharon Disney, Sharon Jon Disney, Yeah, and Diane Disney.

Speaker 6 (01:02:18):
It's just so unusual.

Speaker 4 (01:02:19):
But that it is a last name. It's yeah, so crazy,
Sharon Disney.

Speaker 6 (01:02:24):
There were the Cody oh my god, yeah, Bloody Darry
out the side.

Speaker 3 (01:02:30):
Sharon Disney, the housekeeper that had before Falmer Howard. I
didn't like the children, banish them from the kitchen, but
that Falma, Yeah, I loved having the kids around, full
dinner with a roast, fresh pie. Walt Disney loved it
because she always kept the fridge stocked with hot dogs.
Apparently he just get home from a long day of
disneying and love a couple of cold hot dogs from

(01:02:51):
the fridge. And every Christmas he would give her a bonus,
and part of the bonus included shares and the.

Speaker 4 (01:02:57):
Walt Disney company.

Speaker 6 (01:02:59):
Oh this is Oh my god, she's going to get
out of poverty, isn't she. She?

Speaker 3 (01:03:04):
Well, she was out it, she lived in she was right. Yeah,
So when she died she had one hundred and ninety
three thousand Walt Disney shares.

Speaker 6 (01:03:14):
Oh my god, my name.

Speaker 4 (01:03:15):
She had at the time of her death ten million
US dollars and shares.

Speaker 6 (01:03:21):
Does she have family?

Speaker 3 (01:03:22):
She she had a fifty five year old son from
an early marriage who was in a home for the
developmentally disabled. So it got split between him and a
foundation that helped kids in the same situation that she
grew up in.

Speaker 6 (01:03:39):
Oh my god, she is an angel?

Speaker 4 (01:03:42):
What an angel?

Speaker 6 (01:03:42):
An angel of a woman?

Speaker 4 (01:03:44):
Oh did Sharon Disney yet? Well, Sharon Disney's Walt Disney's
so she probably millions, millions more so, But.

Speaker 6 (01:03:52):
In her personality and essence was the spark for marriage.

Speaker 4 (01:03:56):
No, no, Mary Poppins came up before.

Speaker 5 (01:03:58):
Oh okay, but he said, is just way, so he
created Mary. He didn't create Mary because she did the movie. Yeah,
there's a movie about it, right, Thompson.

Speaker 6 (01:04:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:04:08):
And she didn't want them to be animated penguins in
the Marry Pops.

Speaker 6 (01:04:11):
She'd written the book that.

Speaker 4 (01:04:12):
Yeah, she'd written the book that it was based on.
He wanted to turn it into a movie.

Speaker 6 (01:04:15):
Oh my god, what this is a beautiful story.

Speaker 3 (01:04:16):
Beautiful story. Imagine any shares for Christmas. You'd be like
thank you, Yeah, oh my god. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:04:25):
And then one day I.

Speaker 3 (01:04:26):
Don't know, is it like logging on you can we save? Yeah,
when you haven't for a while, and you're either like
that's good or that's bad. Yeah, that's great or that's
not great. So today's fact of the Day is Walt
Disney's housekeeper when she died, had ten million dollars worth
of Disney shares.

Speaker 6 (01:04:41):
The fact of the day, Day day, day, day, Yeah,
DoD do do do do do do do.

Speaker 3 (01:04:54):
Do it?

Speaker 1 (01:04:57):
Ms Flint Vaughn and Halle play z in fleshed one
and Haley Lucky Ass.

Speaker 6 (01:05:04):
Yesterday we went to Troy savan Oh.

Speaker 4 (01:05:07):
Great, great concept.

Speaker 5 (01:05:09):
Do you know if all of it was great? Like
the vibes were on. Here's some highlights of the night
for men. The dancers, are they going to say the fireman.

Speaker 6 (01:05:21):
To the most like parody sexy firemen.

Speaker 5 (01:05:26):
They pulled up to the corner outside Flipcher's apartment.

Speaker 4 (01:05:29):
Yeah, this truck.

Speaker 6 (01:05:30):
And then my lovely friends alluded me to the truck
and they said, oh my god, sprow lock. And I looked.

Speaker 5 (01:05:35):
They had the window down and the guy in the
window it was like a joke, like a movie, full
tattooed sleeve, tight fireman t shirt, truck loaded with lairs.

Speaker 6 (01:05:45):
And I looked.

Speaker 5 (01:05:45):
He was so handsome, he knew what he was doing.
He knew what he was doing. I accidentally dropped my
handbag all over the street. I had to bend over
and pick it up, and I dropped it low. Yeah, okay, right,
and they drove off. So set the tone for the night.

Speaker 6 (01:05:59):
In the tone for the night. Then the dancers at
Troy Savant, Oh my god, incredible. There was like eight
of them, one woman's seven men. These bodies were insane
and they danced the whole show. Yeah, our fifteen tight
see it not mad on a Monday night. Thank you, Troy.
They just did the most incredible, high energy dancing. And
because it was so hot in there, no shirts, why

(01:06:21):
would you? Why would you too hot for a tish?
And then what's my other favorite highlight? I'll probably just
Troy the whole time being like, oh my god, Auckland,
you guys were all so hard for a Monday night.
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:06:30):
You know when singers and bands say that, like do
you reckon? They just they say that to every show
they go to.

Speaker 3 (01:06:36):
Seemed authentic though before he was like yeah, Auckland, I
was like you, but that every band does that.

Speaker 6 (01:06:42):
It was the last night of the tour as well,
so you could tell that they were like just having
a blast.

Speaker 5 (01:06:47):
And then here's my other personal helight of the night. Now,
I have seen many a concert at Spark Arena or
any arena or stadium around New Zealand. I've seen a
lot of concerts and what do I always have to do?
Sneak into the men's lows for a way, because accused
of the woman's toilets are ridiculous, not a choice of
varm not even not.

Speaker 4 (01:07:06):
Even just like I saw it at the mare. The
other week, the women were lining up at the mall.

Speaker 5 (01:07:12):
Just because, at the airport, at Mores, at concerts, at stadiums,
but at choice Van, I will say the audience was
predominantly male.

Speaker 6 (01:07:20):
That was gonna be my question.

Speaker 4 (01:07:21):
What was the ratio of like guys to girls of
the crowd, lots of girls.

Speaker 6 (01:07:25):
But like three quarters men, I'd say, and one. We
call that a sausage fish.

Speaker 5 (01:07:32):
Yeah, this sausage fist was mad about the sausage fist.
Let me just say, girlies, my girlies in the in
the booth here. You you know the pain of having
to line up at events to go to the toilet.

Speaker 10 (01:07:45):
Yeah, it's like it's the worst part of a concert.
Like if I don't have to, I just won't get
a drink at the concerts that I don't have to
pay at the Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:07:53):
All like I do is just I just follow fletching
and just go sorry, sorry, sorry, and just.

Speaker 4 (01:07:59):
Sorry about her, but you gotta go, you gotta go.

Speaker 10 (01:08:03):
Yeah, I mean at the Tailosoft concerts, they basically just
made the male toilets female.

Speaker 3 (01:08:08):
I've actually experienced your pain. I've experienced your pain.

Speaker 5 (01:08:15):
No, not the natural cycle. Uterine lining tearing off itself
every month. Oh it's crazy that wow. No, but the
glass ceiling has been heading your head on the top
of your head from that glass ceiling.

Speaker 3 (01:08:28):
No, it was when I took the Winners to that,
like years ago, that one Direction concert in Sydney was
it the scg or And all the men's toilets were
labeled female toilets and they had like one or two
for the guys and it was like insane.

Speaker 6 (01:08:42):
Yeah, it's almost like you've got an appendage. You could
just pee against a warf. Yeah, it was amazing.

Speaker 5 (01:08:48):
Like I went to the toilet twice during the concert
and both times I just strolled straight into the woman's
empty cubicles.

Speaker 6 (01:08:56):
It was like barely anyone in there.

Speaker 5 (01:08:57):
And I came out and there was a cue for
the men's I was like, yeah, take that, it's your
turn now. Anyway, excellent concert, well worth a bit of
a tired Yeah, four hours sleep vibe today.

Speaker 6 (01:09:09):
Great concert. I'd go again for sure. Good. No, thought
you just had enough sleep you didn't go. No, I
didn't go. I probably didn't have enough sleep, but I
didn't go. Aaron asked me yesterday, the three of you going.
I just burst out laughing.

Speaker 7 (01:09:25):
Sure, yeah, no, God, no, Firs play its flesh.

Speaker 6 (01:09:31):
Robert Irwin turned twenty one yesterday or the day before.
I think he's a solid young man, isn't he. Oh
he's just lovely brow.

Speaker 5 (01:09:40):
It would be so proud of both of them, Bindi
and Robert, because Robert works at the Bloody at the
at the Yeah, and he turned twenty one, he said today,
I turned twenty one. I was looking through the archives
a few days ago and I found these pictures of
my dad on his twenty first. It could be hard
to celebrate the milestones with there's someone missing, but I'll
carry his memory and passion with me and this new

(01:10:00):
chapter of life. I'm one lucky guy to be surrounded
by amazing family today. Time to celebrate. And it was
a cute photo of Steve on his twenty first, very
kind of like seventies fire, kind of a bit CPO
time lovely. And then I saw a video this morning
of they were unveiling at the zoo they call Australia Zoo.

Speaker 6 (01:10:21):
Yeah, Australia Zoo.

Speaker 5 (01:10:23):
Almost kind of like a Madame to Sword's wax figurine
of Steve Irwin.

Speaker 4 (01:10:28):
I saw it was a few days ago saw it.

Speaker 6 (01:10:30):
Oh yeah, yeah, and then Robert was kind of like
unveiling it.

Speaker 5 (01:10:33):
And I think when they unveiled it, he was a
little bit taken aback because he was like, oh, it's
so you know, since he's been a kid, he's just
looked at photos of Steve, and then suddenly there's this
almost kind of like hyper realistic version of him life size.

Speaker 4 (01:10:47):
Yeah, it's like something that would never happen to you,
Like you lose.

Speaker 6 (01:10:50):
When your parents passed away. They're not going to be
a wax figure.

Speaker 4 (01:10:54):
That is so weird.

Speaker 6 (01:10:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:10:56):
I think he was a little bit like it was
emotional and lovely, but yeah, that would be very confronting,
so very sad.

Speaker 6 (01:11:03):
Good one.

Speaker 4 (01:11:03):
I can't remember if.

Speaker 6 (01:11:05):
It looks great. It looked good.

Speaker 5 (01:11:06):
He's down like that kind of squatting like when he
was talking to the camera. What a guy, amazing guy.
But he also posted yesterday to celebrate his birthday. Robert,
this is just he said, a.

Speaker 6 (01:11:18):
Couple of photos from a fun shoot I did for
a magazine and everyone was like, oh, yeah, we know
what you look like.

Speaker 4 (01:11:23):
Far out He's looking great.

Speaker 6 (01:11:26):
He's in jeans and just a white singler.

Speaker 4 (01:11:28):
You're entering his hunk Era hunk Era.

Speaker 5 (01:11:31):
Yeah, he's got He's got like the brooding, furrowed brow
that you know we botos away, but men can.

Speaker 6 (01:11:36):
It just makes them look hotter somehow when they frown.
Don't raise your eyebrows either no or don't you do it.
It's not good, but everyone's like them.

Speaker 4 (01:11:47):
Biceps be pop 'am wrestles, bloody crocodile.

Speaker 6 (01:11:51):
Okay, here's another one. Here he is in one of
those It's kind of a Bradley.

Speaker 5 (01:11:54):
Cooper pose, you know, like big Bradley relax on a
chair with the motorcycle jacket on.

Speaker 4 (01:12:00):
To shock people, right, because they're like, hang on a sec.

Speaker 6 (01:12:02):
We just see.

Speaker 4 (01:12:04):
Weird.

Speaker 5 (01:12:06):
Look he's doing a cufflink a just and again another
thing a man doesn't it does make it the girls crazy.

Speaker 6 (01:12:11):
Cohen's nodding.

Speaker 5 (01:12:12):
We love it when you are just your non existent
cuff links on this denim shirt here right, So there
he's doing the thing. Were scratched at the back of
his head and he's just you know, flexing a bicep.

Speaker 6 (01:12:23):
Hot moves.

Speaker 5 (01:12:24):
Hot move anyway. So if you want to wrap your
eyes around something today. To celebrate his twenty first birthday,
Robert Irwin his Instagram.

Speaker 3 (01:12:34):
That's just a little treat for you on this Tuesday morning. Well,
congratulations to you podcast. Let's you've reached the end. So
I would assume if you've listened all this way through
you'll eat it asleep and which case or do.

Speaker 6 (01:12:48):
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Speaker 4 (01:12:49):
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Speaker 7 (01:12:53):
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