Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - November 17th 2025 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the Zenian Podcast Network.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
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Speaker 1 (00:09):
Fleet Horne and Hailey Hailey broadcasting from the I believe
our Mount Mongonery Motel studio this morning.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
Well, Mount Monganu is finest to tell you. Do you
know what I Am going to do in the in
our first song, I'm going to turn off this ratley
ass fridge.

Speaker 3 (00:25):
I can hear.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
Did you how did you sleep with the fridge rattling
last night? Because I always turned them off?

Speaker 2 (00:32):
Cool darling. The thing is when you're in a motoil,
not a hotel, it's the bedrooms, a separate room from
the kitchenette.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
Oh wow, not always here, not always.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
Yeah, I mean because in the background you'll see there's
a single bed, but that's just the extra bed in
there is the double bed.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Oh it's nice having an extra bed. Then you can
put your suitcase on it. Yeah, we need that more.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
Actually, I'm thinking of now putting a single bed in
my lounge now home.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
Just for things, just for things, right, The Top six
is coming up. Sony the movie Company have acquired the
rights for the Lea Boo Boo movie. Yes, God, we've
had enough of destroying the Spider Man universe with classics
like Madam wedd and Craving the Hunter. We're going to

(01:22):
set our eyes on love Boo Boo's not the top
six quick pots for the Labuoba movie. Next on the show, though,
there is a warning that Christmas, our Christmas Day dinner
will be more expensive than last year. This will be
no news to any of us. No with rices stepped
anywhere near a shop lately, we know this. Guys. Warn

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may have solved our expensive food crisis at Christmas.

Speaker 4 (01:48):
Well Fletchorn and Hailey Big Pod.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
The Christmas barbecue could be more expensive Infometrics. This is
our our mate, brown Boy, our boy Bread. They have
released the Grocery Supplier Index, the cost Index, and it
shows an average annual increase of two point five percent
on October. So basically groceries and everything has got more

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expensive month or month. Just over three thy two hundred
products increase in cost from September to October twenty twenty five.
Seafood up to four point five percent, bakery four percent,
butchery just behind that's all that's everything for and chocolate
as well. I would thought Puchery would have been up

(02:33):
more than that. Meat's gone. Meat's been an insane maybe
big Yeah, God, it's crazy.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
Do your mints? Do your mints complaint form?

Speaker 1 (02:42):
Oh bloody message thirty. That was a kill last week.
That was the big story.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
Yeah, we need to split a log now we keep
saying this. We need to go to get a costco log.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
I've got Now, I've got some homekill coming this week.
Have you got rid of one of your animals?

Speaker 3 (02:56):
No?

Speaker 1 (02:56):
No, not mine, Mom and dad. They one of the
beasts currently at tot fuddy minute, shout out Ross and
the crew. He's actually putting it. He's actually putting you
together a little pack for you. God, wait, is this
Christmas mints he's putting? He said he's going to put
together a little pack for you. This is fantasta. Yeah,
well it's pretty some of us. This is fruit, isn't it? Oh?

Speaker 2 (03:14):
Yeah, Christmas minths. Isn't mince say Christmas months? Because now
I'm expecting to put it in. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
Well, aside from your home, Kirl, you've got Christmas sordid vorn.
So I'm enjoying a beautiful morning yesterday, enjoying a beautiful
coffee on the deck, just really reveling in this beautiful
world that God created for us six thousand years ago.
And okay, did you find Jesus at the weekend? I

(03:40):
found Jesus more on that later, he was on a
trade up north and I heard and I was like,
that's a weird noise, like there's the chicken. Okay, oh right,
And I thought to myself, that's a gobble gobble, gobble,
globle gobble of a turkey. And I walked down and
there were just two turkeys, just chilling and my paddock,

(04:01):
and they just kind of hung around all day. They
were walking around. They went on the road and the
car beat at them and they jumped back over the
fence back onto my So I've got these two turkeys. Now,
these are yours now, I assume. So there's just keepers.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
Are they ear tagged? Do they have a collar on?

Speaker 1 (04:16):
That's a good good point if they've got their council
registered tag around their own coin to register a turkey,
don't know. I was just going to pay for a
small doll. Surely it's less than a dog. It's got
to be listening to a dog. It's got to be
listening to it. But yeah, they're just hanging around now.
The old adages you can't eat a turkey in New Zealand,
and any month that doesn't that ends an R because

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that parasitic birds like worms and all sorts of gross shoppness.
De simbi that's right. You don't pronounce the are it's silent. No,
it's silent, so May, June, July, August, simbi, Decembre. We're
the months you could eat tries. That's what I remember
growing up anyway, but no one ever did down the hole. Yeah,

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stupid a monkey. They're a monkey bird so.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
Ugly, they're going to be tough.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
They don't look super old. There's an old bino turkey
up the road. I'm wondering if for instead of an offspring,
maybe we'll just go check and then I reckon, we'll
go check them. I reckon, go for it. Get one
of them stuffed turkey rolls. Yeah yeah, Liz hassle, way
less turkey. I'm not into it. I tried to cook
a whole one a couple of Christmases ago. It just
wasn't worth it. Just you're not worth the time. In

(05:26):
the Ryan well with chok takes an hour with this
food price in decks. Yeah, might just be having white
loaf toasties. You can get out there and wring their necks.
We can try it. No, it was really grim. I
assume that's how you kill it. That's how you kill

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a chicken. Shoot it in the face was too much
for me. But you would shoot it in the space.

Speaker 2 (05:57):
You just get up in your blasts straight.

Speaker 1 (06:01):
Yeah, I mean, at least that way you don't have
to touch its face. It's face like an old man's dick.
So you know what an old looks like. If you
look to the mountain. We've all been to the mount
hoppoles when you're a little kid. You're at that point.
We're all going to scarred from seeing some old man's numbers.

(06:26):
Numbers wise, I think we're onto.

Speaker 4 (06:27):
Something plays that ends flesh Fawn and Haley.

Speaker 2 (06:31):
This is from Forbes, who we love and trust. But
it's a review of the top one hundred cities in
the world to live in twenty five. It's a huge
report done by this a massive consultancy country. It has
to be the rules populations over a million, so they
haven't included a tiny, teeny little Okay, I suppose cities, right,

(06:53):
so it's bigger. They look at livability like air quality, walkability,
health and standard of living, loveability like Google trends, people
being like, oh my god, you've got to go get
a fire over here. TikTok presents nightlife, museums, you know,
stuff to do.

Speaker 1 (07:09):
How many liquor stores you know a liquor store? I
How many vape stores, every store on every block. Dairies
that renamed themselves and vapor in the title. When you
go overseas you realize how many vape stores we have.
It's insane.

Speaker 2 (07:27):
If you even need some juicy top up, it's not
far away. Liveability, liveability, and prosperity. Things like economic performance,
business ecosystems, unemployment.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
Levels, blah blah blah blah blahah.

Speaker 2 (07:38):
They do this every year. I have this year's list
and I will say, out of the top one hundred
cities to live in the world, New Zealand features only
once with one city.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
Wow, which is That's that's a kick in the It's
kick in the guards, isn't it. But then it's got
to be over a million. What will we have one
city over a million? Yeah, that's not Take it as
a kick in the let's take it as a criteria
worked against us.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
Yeah, as as per usual, the per capita thing has
not been taken into account. No, well, they's no doubt.
Yeah it's Auckland. Auckland's in here. I just didn't think
of that born. I was like, oh my gosh, Wellington shunned,
Christ shunned. Just not big enough. We're fifty ninth Auckland

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on this list.

Speaker 1 (08:24):
Wow, that's that's low considering where like they've seen our
vape stores so many and obviously we're out of the
range of all the nuclear missiles. Yeah, and we literally
one train line.

Speaker 2 (08:38):
Yeah, this is the thing that that things like accessibility
and you know, public transport is taken into account. And
in New Zealand, I'm sorry, we don't thrive whereas Okay,
I've got I won't give you the.

Speaker 1 (08:50):
Full hundred, but now go on, I've got nothing else
to do, nowhere else to be literally knock yourself out.

Speaker 2 (08:58):
Here we go in position one hund Doha. I love Doha.
Had a great night out in Doha last year.

Speaker 1 (09:05):
Yeah, it's boring though, it's a boring city. There's not
much to do really, it's nice, but it's boring. I
had one night there. I was like, well this was
a waste. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (09:15):
Down the bottom we've got Porcho. I'm trying to look
at once at your dousel Dorf Rododem. I mean this
is top one hundred. It's still been added to the list.

Speaker 1 (09:26):
Okay, well, let's fast forward. Let's just see the top
twenty or something.

Speaker 2 (09:29):
I'll say twenty first is Melbourne, which we laugh.

Speaker 1 (09:32):
Okay, okay, so they beat us by quite a lot Melbourne.

Speaker 2 (09:36):
Yeah, they did with fifty nights. So moving from twentieth,
I'll just cook.

Speaker 1 (09:40):
I don't have as many vape stores right now, probably
why they're not in the top.

Speaker 2 (09:43):
Three times. I've been heading the pavement in Melbourne dry.

Speaker 1 (09:47):
Of juice, some of that sweet, very grape ice blast.

Speaker 2 (09:53):
I'm just sucking on that thing and nothing's coming out. Sorry,
don't clip that up anyway. Twentieth is Stanbul, we go back,
Hong Kong, Salpaulo, Toronto, Shanghai, Beijing, Amsterdam, Soul, Los Angeles, Sydney.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
One num is Sydney. Do they not have the numbers
next to this?

Speaker 2 (10:15):
Let's put it in a funny list. Sydney's eleventh. Okay, yeah,
I mean that's it. It's a great city, lovely city.
He's the top ten Batalona and number.

Speaker 1 (10:23):
Ten beautiful city. And every every summer it's like the
bulging with taurists and they're always finished the damn church. Yeah,
I was gonna say, how can it be top ten
if they can't finish their chir Yeah.

Speaker 2 (10:36):
For God's sake.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (10:38):
And then a ninth we've got Berlin. I've never been,
but great city.

Speaker 1 (10:42):
I love it.

Speaker 2 (10:43):
Yeah, some great clubs here right here. Eight we've got Dubai.
I mean, Dubai is an incredible city.

Speaker 1 (10:51):
Yeah, but I is it eighth though.

Speaker 2 (10:54):
Like according to survey sees Man really seventh on the
list the top one hundred cities in the world.

Speaker 1 (11:03):
Rome, Ye, love it. It's an amazing city.

Speaker 2 (11:08):
It is incredible. Sexth We've got Singapore, yep. Fifth, we've
got Madrid. I've never been to me it's amazing. Yeah, okay,
here's your top four to fourth. We've got Tokyo. Amazing city.

Speaker 1 (11:23):
Everybody's going never been.

Speaker 2 (11:24):
Would love to the excess, Like the train is incredible,
almost unbeatable. Top three Paris and third.

Speaker 1 (11:32):
But were are your vape stores in Paris?

Speaker 2 (11:38):
The amount of times I've been hitting the pavement in Paris,
just suck on a driver.

Speaker 1 (11:43):
All you wanted was a Kiwi fruit dust explosion flavored vase.

Speaker 2 (11:48):
But it meant yeah, in second place. And I'll tell
you what we're going to be sending someone there today.
New York.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
Yeah, amazing city, New York. Okay, what's number one? What
beat New York to be the What do you think?

Speaker 2 (12:02):
What do you think?

Speaker 1 (12:03):
My London? London? Yes, bloody London, London.

Speaker 2 (12:09):
It looked at airports and large companies, you know, so
you've got lots of jobs there, massive tourism, strong tech
culture and global investment and dubbed the Capital of Capitals.

Speaker 1 (12:21):
And did they do this in summer because everyone's happy
and outside.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
Then that places miserable.

Speaker 1 (12:27):
I know it. Friends that live there now, we're just like, okay,
it's getting great. Yeah, yeah, it's getting very great.

Speaker 2 (12:33):
It's going to stay that way for eight months.

Speaker 4 (12:35):
The fletwall and Haley Begod.

Speaker 2 (12:39):
If you missed it, this would have been maybe a
couple of weeks ago.

Speaker 5 (12:42):
Right.

Speaker 2 (12:43):
A TikTok was going viral when a man attending a
Jonas Brothers concert was seen reviewing a CV Yes and
the person behind filmed it and revealed the name on
the CV was Scott Kelly, and then Scott Kelly became
this huge viral thing was.

Speaker 1 (13:04):
Companies were commenting this. Yeah, everybody was invested in this.

Speaker 2 (13:09):
It was absolutely everywhere. Scott Kelly's CV. Well, the Jonas
brothers were on Jimmy Fallon over the weekend and Jimmy
Fellon surprised the brothers by bringing out none other them
mister Scott Kelly, who quickly revealed how we found out
about the viral TikTok.

Speaker 6 (13:27):
So Monday, I'm sitting in class for an NBA program
I'm going through and my buddy hits me up and says, hey, dude,
you're going famous on TikTok I'm like, I don't even
have a TikTok so. He sends me this blurry screenshot
and he's like, is this your resume?

Speaker 1 (13:38):
And like, no, it's not my resume.

Speaker 6 (13:39):
Over the next twenty four hours, everything I have starts
blowing up with messages. So actually download TikTok go, look
at the original video and go, yeah, that's me.

Speaker 1 (13:49):
They have not met each other. This is totally real
thing we wanted to surprise.

Speaker 6 (13:54):
I can I show you a real thing.

Speaker 1 (13:56):
Yeah, please, I had never heard of you before. This
so hard to tell me.

Speaker 2 (14:04):
So do you know a few things have been revealed
about this Now.

Speaker 1 (14:07):
The dude looks exactly like you think he's going to.
I just had to see what look like. I just
gurgled Scott Kelly Jonah's Brothers, and it's got a screencap
of the Morlin fellah.

Speaker 2 (14:15):
He's a lovely vanilla flavored man, you know what I mean.
But I think what's funny is he's revealed a couple
of things. One he didn't know who the Jonah's brothers were, Like,
that's funny, he had no idea whatsoever. And two he
actually hadn't applied for a job, which makes this whole
thing sot weird.

Speaker 1 (14:37):
How was that person looking at a CV?

Speaker 2 (14:39):
Then? No idea? So he said someone had said to him,
you know this is you, and ye you've gone viral.
He's like, no, no, no, no, But he's never actually applied
for any job. So now everyone's like, why was this
guy looking at this CV? He had not applied for
a job.

Speaker 1 (14:57):
Is that what he's saying though? Because it's gone viral
and he's at some company and they're like, what do
you do? What do you what do you mean? You're
trying to leave?

Speaker 2 (15:04):
So he said, oh okay, great, there's a little point
he has finally come out because people going what who
was reading it? He recognized the person reading the resume
and they actually served at the same military base in
twenty fourteen. So the guy is basically just doing a
light stalk.

Speaker 1 (15:20):
Oh okay, like I wonder, I wonder where Scott's at
these days?

Speaker 2 (15:26):
And then just some my little Google and then found
his resume online. I guess from an old Lincoln.

Speaker 1 (15:32):
It's embarrassing.

Speaker 2 (15:35):
I know it is embarrassing. Also, I mean you get
getting caught sort of like I'm stalking someone's pretty shame.

Speaker 1 (15:43):
Where that the CV was available online?

Speaker 2 (15:47):
Do you put you I mean, I don't know, I've
never had a real job.

Speaker 1 (15:49):
This is to other people who had I don't know
if I've never had a real You've got LinkedIn? Though
you love being silly on link love silly on LinkedIn?

Speaker 2 (15:59):
Do you do you put your resume on LinkedIn? Maybe?

Speaker 1 (16:02):
Well that's the whole idea of it, isn't it a
networking and some but do you put it up as
a downloadable dog?

Speaker 2 (16:06):
No?

Speaker 1 (16:07):
I've never had a real job. If you are listening
and you have a real job, can you let us
know please? You can text nine sex nine secks. I've
never had a real job. I never had a real job.
I don't know how it works. The jobs work. I
don't know. Some peop stay there. Do you know some
people have to stay there all day? A job most
people have worn in Most people, what do they just do?

(16:28):
What do they just get up early and go home
andly and.

Speaker 2 (16:30):
Do erected business hours business?

Speaker 1 (16:33):
Why can't we agree to just work? Why can't we
agree to work? Miss of them? Nine to five, five
to nine. That's my role working. And even that seems
a little excessive.

Speaker 4 (16:46):
Does that m podcast needwork?

Speaker 1 (16:48):
Play from the unmoderated comments section, this is the top
sex Well there, well, hello there, uh booboo. The movie
it's happening, it is, it's them. Occasionally these are okay.

(17:11):
I'm just thinking. Emoji movie was not No, it was terrible, Yeah, terrible.

Speaker 2 (17:16):
I watched it and I don't have any plans to
wow in the future, to watch the EMERGI movie.

Speaker 1 (17:21):
Well corners in it, and you guys, look, I can't
stand just the best so Sony Pictures has a quiet
screen rights to the brand and is developing a feature film,
potentially a franchise. Okay, yeah, potentially a franchise. Is a
fun way to put this. If it's ship and no
one watches it, apparently, it's very early stages, right, They're

(17:45):
gonna have to turn this around quickly. Yeah, because you
know they're cool. Now, well, that's where my top six
comes and I've got top sex Labuoba movie plots. Okay,
top number six on the list. This is the story
of a fancy la boobu who gets upon the maiden
voyage of an apparent the unsinkable ship, falls in love
with another la burboo from the wrong side of the tracks. Right.

(18:05):
Then the unsinkable ship hits an iceberg and guess what,
it's sinkable, all right? And then the what Yeah, I
think that movie has been done before.

Speaker 2 (18:13):
He hasn't seen it.

Speaker 1 (18:14):
He hasn't seen it Titanic. I was going to call
it La boo boo tant boo boo. DiCaprio was going
to be all right, okay, all right, yep, okay, okay,
Well I'm next idea number five on the list of
the top sex of Labooo movie plots. Okay said, This

(18:36):
one is about a billionaire who thinks it's a great
idea to open a theme park full of living la
burboos created from fossil DNA. La booboo has been done.
Then one la booboo escapes during storm when there's a
power cut and everything goes horribly wrong because none of
the fences work.

Speaker 2 (18:53):
Is this called jeru.

Speaker 1 (18:56):
Let the boo Boo Park? Yeah? I love it? Okay?
Has it been done to Jurassic Park? Jesus? No ideas untouched? Okay? Okay,
So number four on the list of my top six
ideas for the labuoba movie plots. This basically, this is
about a movie about a labooboo who accidentally gets left
behind while the whole family goes on holiday. And then

(19:19):
it turns out that some other laboobos want to rob
the house. It's Christmas by the way, okay, and they
want to rob the house, and so the la booboo
has to defend the house against two very incompetent laboo
boo burglars or labubu lurgers as I'm calling them, using
weird traps made out of household items. Right, would this
be called la booboo alone? Has that been done? It's

(19:43):
been dumb? Yeah, it has one home alone? Okay done? Wow.
Number three on the list of the top sex of
labooba movie plot ideas. Okay, a very small la boo
boo and here it's an evil ring that corrupts everybody
that wears it. Then finds out that this ring must
be dist royd and there's only one place that can
be destroyed, so it has to walk all the way
across an entire fantasy world with some other la boo boos,

(20:06):
a sort of a fellow boo boo ship. Okay, well,
to throw the ring into a volcano while being chased
by you know, all sorts of manner. What right the
boo boo of the rigo.

Speaker 2 (20:22):
It's done, mate, it's not because is he a har
boo boo?

Speaker 1 (20:25):
Yeah, he's a I was thinking of casting a lajah
boo boo, A li boo bog would as a Ryan. Yes,
it's been done though, Boo boom bag googoo. That's good.
That's good. The top sex movie plots. Okay, I'm sure

(20:46):
this one hasn't been none. Okay, an aging la boo
Boo is reading a romantic story from a notebook to
another aging La Boo Boo. I mean you've seid the
title In this slowly becomes clear that the story is
actually about the two La Boo boos falling a love
Boo boo when they were younger, but one of those
has gone due to a degenerative So what is this
movie called the No Boo Boo the No Booboo Book?

Speaker 2 (21:11):
It just sounds irretta boom.

Speaker 1 (21:13):
At one stage, there is this iconic scene where it's raining, Yeah,
it's been you what for me? It's been done, It's
been done. Was going to come, Oh no, that's I
was going to cast Ryan gosloking okay again and Rachel
Rachel mcgather it's been done for on the notebook it's
been done. Well, number one of them has not been done.

(21:35):
I can guarantee it, okay. Top six Laboo movie plots.
Number one. A robot La Boo Boo gets sent back
in time from the future. Yeah, a robot La Boobo
to protect a different La Booo who has not done
anything on port yet but apparently will one day save
the world from rit artificial intelligence. La Boo Boos and
then there's another la boo boo. He's a liquid la
boo boo, or a back stroke the original rabbot boo

(22:02):
boo saving John com boo boo. It's been done for
the terminator. Then, right, what were you gonna call this movie?
Bo starring Tries starring Arnold Schwartz A bow come with me?

Speaker 4 (22:25):
Still?

Speaker 1 (22:26):
I still love his boo. I mean these things right themselves?
They do. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (22:31):
Today's Top six the ZNM podcast Network.

Speaker 1 (22:34):
Four minutes away from sex, we talked about a great
save the Great six seven six seven seven. Now you
remember Rainbow Wall. This is a German nonprofit organization that
looks after and protects gay rams. Now we talked about it.
Shannon loved it, and I would say once a week,

(22:56):
once a fortnight. She tries to, she tries to ram
home intended and more gay sheep news into the shop.

Speaker 2 (23:02):
It's near consonants.

Speaker 1 (23:04):
This is your favorite charity, shennon it is.

Speaker 3 (23:06):
And I just think that we need to raise awareness.
We have a platform here fhh in And I think
where else do you hear that thirty sheeper?

Speaker 1 (23:15):
Bye?

Speaker 3 (23:16):
I don't hear anyone else talking about it?

Speaker 1 (23:18):
Or sheep farmers have been trying to, you know, that
conversion therapy, and it's horrible. They shave, they shave their heads,
so they've got no sort of individuality out there in
the fields. They shave their heads and say no, you're not, Yeah,
your bloody're not. And then they did the sheep the sheep,
and that's a baptism. They're trying to like, that's holy.
What are actually in the sheep and they're trying to,
you know, pray away the gay?

Speaker 3 (23:38):
Well, yeah, they say about ten percent of them are gay,
exclusively male male. I'm sure about the lesbian sheep. I
haven't done enough research. I'll come back to you on that.

Speaker 2 (23:47):
Well, that's on you, and we want we want an update.

Speaker 1 (23:51):
Because you'd say the majority of sheep are female who
use you weren't because the males, they don't they know
we're car straight them. You knock the nuts off and
then you eat them, yeah, before they get too big.
But the females you keep them because they breed more.
Of course, do boys and girls taste different testosterone? The
reason you knocked the balls off is that the testosterone

(24:14):
can taint the meat. The boys and girls taste different,
taint the meat. Knock the balls off. I mean, the
conversation has been full of bits and pieces. They don't know.
That's why you remove the testicles from male animals sleeps
and you make them stairs or withers or whatever, because yeah,
if they the testosterone cantain taint. Well the great news

(24:34):
because there's more gay sheep news today, hot off the press.
I will survive. It was a New York fashion show
with Grinder. They teamed up with Grinder, of course, and
they did a truly gay fashion collection to shine the
light on the beauty of queer connection and the natural
diversity that exists across species. I will survive. Use as

(24:58):
the German not for profit organization Rainbow Walls Wall and
an American artist and designer, Michael Schmidt, which sounds German
to me, to make wool pieces that were then paraded
around by human homosexuals, not sheep homosexuals. Okay, yeah, in
a gay fashion show, right, flawless.

Speaker 3 (25:18):
Maybe I should start crocheting with exclusively gay wogaying.

Speaker 1 (25:23):
I don't know how much that costs, but it sounds expensive.

Speaker 2 (25:25):
You got to I feel I feel like crow gaying deserve.

Speaker 1 (25:30):
I didn't hear it really good from you. Thank you.

Speaker 2 (25:32):
Sorry. I knew you hadn't heard it, because that really
deserved quite a lot.

Speaker 1 (25:35):
Crogaying, Okay, well, maybe for Christmas we can find you
some of this rainbow wall.

Speaker 2 (25:41):
Yeah, maybe I'll just.

Speaker 3 (25:42):
Walk around Cornwall Park and just like play some Madonna
and see who can see me.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
Wow, that is so stereotypically just as Sheep likes Madonna.
It doesn't mean they're gay, was there? Just might be
they might be an old woman Sheep, true, because you
know old woman and gays. Yeah, you're gonna get a
muddled wool.

Speaker 2 (26:00):
I'll figure it out.

Speaker 1 (26:01):
Yeah, okay, good luck. I reckon pleasant choice savane.

Speaker 3 (26:08):
Yeah, I like instead of making me a bar and noisy,
going young.

Speaker 4 (26:13):
Please it ends Haley Fudy Hailey, Silly little pool, silly
little pool.

Speaker 7 (26:21):
It is so silly, silly, silly that silly little pool,
silly little pool, silly little pool, little pole, silly today's.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
Silly little pole. It's all thanks to met Cafe, your
one stop spot to keep the show on the road,
coffee spot, well, and today's the little Poles. Do you
like social events with your coworkers outside of your work hours?
And guess what it's fifty to fifty. Yes, no, exactly
fifty to fifty Yes, No, I mean it just depends
if you get on with your work mates. Yeah, doesn't
it really.

Speaker 2 (26:55):
Again, I mean we mentioned this, I mean about an
hour ago. None of us have actually had a proper job,
so we don't know know the Friday drinks thing.

Speaker 1 (27:03):
You know what time does Friday drinks start at an
ordinary workplace for four? So the last hour you're kind
of on the clock.

Speaker 2 (27:11):
Yes, you're on the clock and on the purse.

Speaker 1 (27:14):
So it means that you could go at five if
you wanted your own time. Yes, yeah, okay. And also
some work places might go through to five and then
everyone might go to the pub over the road or
say yeah, okay, gotcha, Okay, Well it's exactly fifty fifty
when we asked you, like, it's quite split, isn't it.
I get paid to be with these people eight hours
a day, Saysthania, I love being at home or I

(27:34):
rather be with my family or by myself. That's not
a person that I'm yessing. They voted No, Dana Ed.
Highly depends on which coworkers we're talking about. Most of
them are absolute tosses and so unfunny. I work at
a law firm. Oh wow, okay, yeah, it might be
a bit that's fully dependent. Well, and that's the other thing.
Some workplaces, you might be like the only young person. Yes, there,

(27:58):
you could be there. There could be one tow you
that are young and everyone's like old and you're just like, okay, well,
this is Kirsty who's been on both sides of it.
I used to love going to these things, love going
big time. I used to think people sucked if they
didn't come to the work drinks. But now my mum
and I don't want to go as much. I'd rather
go home and see my child. I think it's great
team bonding and networking though, but yeah, not needed, Danny says,

(28:21):
Ya's queen. Specially when the boss pays dollar sign dollar sign.

Speaker 2 (28:25):
Oh, you're true. When drinks are on the boss, absolutely.

Speaker 1 (28:29):
Especially if you're going out to meet your friends later.
It's kind of free pre drink, free press, but drink responsible.
And you know what, Danny, and the drink's just done
on the boss. The drinks are on us. We've got yeah,
a fifty dollars meant cafe vouchal do you thanks to
met cafe, you're one stop coffee spot to keep the
show on the road.

Speaker 2 (28:46):
He smooth born the way that you sigue there.

Speaker 1 (28:48):
Yeah, really so, Actually he's broadcasting professional, Haley.

Speaker 2 (28:51):
I learn I learn every day from you two, and
it's just I just want to get bitter and better
on one day, be as good as you.

Speaker 1 (28:57):
Okay, good luck, good luck, good luck to you. As
long as I can leave when I want, I'm okay
with it, said Denise. Yeah, like that time you remember
ross Madus to one of those panic escape room things,
escape room. Yeah, I couldn't I couldn't escape, I couldn't leave.

Speaker 2 (29:16):
Right, you turned it into a panic and then yeah, yeah, but.

Speaker 1 (29:22):
I guess kind of a hack. You can just radio
them and they'll let you out if you say that
you're phobic of the small space claustrophe, having a little panic,
and then you're out, and then you can just leave
everyone else at work there.

Speaker 2 (29:33):
Meet you at the bar, You meet you at the bar.

Speaker 1 (29:34):
Yeah, Katie said, I'll do a Christmas work party. I'm
not all year round though, all that willing early Friday Friday. Yeah,
as it's you know, as it's knowing, Hannah. I like
my outside work friends and I want to spend free
time with my chosen far No, so no, thank you.
But I do go to events because I'm a people pleaser.
Oh you're in the middle. There really caught, as they said,

(29:56):
only the ones I like, so about three of them,
and there's way more of them Georgia. Yes, I just
did the Queen Sound half marathon with my colleagues this weekend.
For context. We live in christ Church, so they're all friends,
and Paul says no, but I do with my wife's
co workers. There are a better group of people, nice Kristin.

(30:16):
How else the teachers screw the crews. The teachers with
other teachers. Of course they do, do they Yeah, oh
my god, okay, pe teacher or the art teacher, art teacher.

Speaker 2 (30:35):
And creative kind of movement. And then we've got the physical.

Speaker 1 (30:39):
And that one young English teacher, not the old one. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
not the old ones. The mass department's not getting laid though,
are they excelluenttely?

Speaker 2 (30:48):
Not not?

Speaker 1 (30:49):
Once the science lab, the science teacher might get laid
if they've got some of that sodium stuff that you
throw on water and it goes bang. Yeah, that's some
awful things for science teacher. For access to this year.
So those sorts of minerals and stuff. Yeah, but this
blows my mind. The teachers are working up with other teachers.
Of course, he will, come on, I haven't ever thought

(31:09):
of it. It's a workplace. I haven't even thought about it. Yeah,
And Tony said, I'm anti social and I'm a social worker,
and my whole day is filled with things social. The
last thing I want to do is hang out with
other social workers. It's a lot of social and you've
been trading stories and they'd all be grim. Yeah. Yeah, yeah,
So you do a wonderful job. Yeah sure, yeah, yeah,

(31:29):
well that is. Today's a little poll. We asked do
you like to do social events with your coworkers outside
of work hours? And it was exactly a fifty to
fifty split.

Speaker 4 (31:39):
Needwork plays, z Ends, flesh Worn and Haley.

Speaker 2 (31:43):
I am broadcasting from a motel in Mount Monganui in
the bay here this morning. It is good. Oh my god.
Yesterday Sunday it felt like it was even when in
the Bay was saying it was the first day of summer.
Even was out at the beach. It was sunny, glorious,
nice day, nice day, gorgeous. So I'm down here filming

(32:05):
something and I can't say what it is, but I've
forgot me good.

Speaker 1 (32:10):
I told people at the weekend what you're filming, and
then I remember it's a secret.

Speaker 2 (32:14):
Signed an India.

Speaker 1 (32:15):
Yeah, and everyone I've told is really excited for the show.

Speaker 2 (32:20):
You need to shut it because you know India's. I
tell you everything, but other people can't know.

Speaker 1 (32:26):
Okay, I've signed a lot of India's too that like,
I have a million billion dollars. Good luck getting that
out of me. Come come at me. Yeah, you can try.

Speaker 2 (32:35):
So yesterday I was filming and I had just borrowed
a dress that I was going to wear for the shoot. Yep,
and I had it and I just grabbed it from
a store and it is a medium, and I reckon,
if there was one way to describe my body, it's
just medium, you know. So I was like, that's all good.

(32:59):
Medium and I will say that. The woman at the
shop said you want to try it on? I said no, no, no, no, no,
no no no.

Speaker 1 (33:06):
I didn't think dresses would come in. I thought it
was all just numbers, depends on the store. And I
would have thought and height alone, you wouldn't have been medium.

Speaker 2 (33:16):
No, But it's a long dress, so it doesn't matter
like it's quite long. Yeah, what a medium?

Speaker 1 (33:21):
You know?

Speaker 2 (33:22):
I was like medium, grab the medium.

Speaker 1 (33:25):
So I a feeling it's not going to then, right.

Speaker 2 (33:30):
You think I'm more large, lady, correct, No, you'll be correct,
because so I bring the dress down I've had, I've
perfectly ironed it and everything. I'm looking at this dress
and I'm thinking that's going to slip on beautifully. And
and I hang it up in the motel and it's,
you know, time to get ready for my shirt. And

(33:51):
then the producer says to me, are you going to
get changed here at the motel? And I was like,
I don't want the dress to crinkle, So I'll just
take to location and I'll slip.

Speaker 1 (34:03):
It on just in the car. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (34:05):
So at this point I haven't tried it on. I'm
assuming I'm a medium.

Speaker 1 (34:09):
Wow. Medium.

Speaker 2 (34:12):
And we get to the location, which, by the way,
is a street, so I'm just you know, yeah, I'm
just gonna slip it on and towdunger on the street.
And I do this moment and I feel like the
girlies will know this moment when you slip something over
your head and suddenly you feel a resistance and it's

(34:33):
a sort of a type sort of pulling where you go,
I sort of know my shoulders that's going to be.

Speaker 1 (34:41):
That's gonna be tight. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. It's
the men that know this. You put on the top
or a shirt and maybe you don't unbutton the shirty
you're like, okay, that's not gonna first stuck here.

Speaker 2 (34:52):
Yeah, and you know that there's you know, like when
you put on a T shirt, at least there's a
bit of stretch. Right, We've got a bit of specual
other fairbrics, not percent organic cod That thing doesn't stretch.
So I pull it to the top of the boobs
and I think I'm in a spot of trouble here. Meanwhile,
cameras set up. MIC's coming towards me, you know, the

(35:13):
microphones coming towards me. So I think, well, here's the
moment of truth, and I pull it down over my
I would say sizeable tatars and far apart. This stress
does not fit. And what we don't have is a
backup option. So what I have to do, and I

(35:34):
feel like many women will have done this before, is
I have to sort of thumb my breasts sort of
to the side, like sort of flattening them out as
best one can, to the point where the fabric does
go down over it and the rest of the skirt's
fine because it's flowy, but the breasts have sort of

(35:54):
had to sausage, creating somewhat of a big flat, sort
of warped uniboombe right, just so I can get it on,
and I'll say, at this point it's on, it doesn't
look good, and cameras rolling, so you will see in
one episode of the show that I'm filming at the moment. Honestly,

(36:15):
the worst on TV.

Speaker 1 (36:20):
Oh you know I did the New Zealand Television Awards
still even happen. There's not enough locally made programming. Probably
the Screen Awards to be an award for the worst
on TV, an award waiting you try it on? Why
that's insane. By the way, I regret also knowing your
taste in fascian as it is your passion, this won't

(36:44):
have been cheap fledge.

Speaker 2 (36:45):
No, this is a hons. It was like I can't
even tell you.

Speaker 1 (36:50):
Take to the store and take it, take it back
and we can get it large, get a different size.

Speaker 2 (36:54):
It doesn't matter. I'm filming in Mount Monganui. The store
isn't here. I have two days. I have two days
in this stress. Today, after I hang up from this
lovely radio show with my friends Fritch and Vaughan, I've
got to put that frot back on and from the
boobs to the side.

Speaker 1 (37:11):
Don't get that Uni sausage across.

Speaker 2 (37:14):
It is a sage.

Speaker 1 (37:15):
You get a throw or something like.

Speaker 2 (37:19):
Cover the un What you will see on the Bay
of plenty episode of this show, yes, will be some
phenomenal hand acting from Hailey James Sprout in which at
any opportunity possible, my hands are clasped in front of
me trying to hide the uniboob sausage. Okay, great, okay, right, well,

(37:40):
don't just assume you're a medium. Yeah, because sometimes your
boobs need a large Now producer, girlies that are both
in loving, loving long relationships and and we celebrate that
for them, try.

Speaker 1 (38:01):
To understand monogamy.

Speaker 2 (38:04):
Monogamy. But you've both been on the apps previously. You dabbled,
we swiped, we've swiped. Yeah, of course we're all young
and full of Jesus.

Speaker 1 (38:23):
And she started full of I was worried, but carry.

Speaker 2 (38:25):
On, I this is a thing that is currently plaguing
dating apps at the moment. It's book fishing, which is why,
particularly carwhen at Carwen reads on Instagram giver a follow,
she does her book recommendations. Men are being called out
in particular for book fishing, i e. Posing with books
or claiming that you know, the perfect day is a

(38:47):
Sunday with a book. And then when these women are
going on these dates, it's becoming abundantly clear that they
don't read.

Speaker 1 (38:56):
Yeah, but we can't win men, because you told us
to stop holding the fish and putting up photos of
our sick rides. And now, excuse me, I only put
up exclusively photos of my fat ride. Sorry, Vaughan puts
up his fat ride. I put up my sick ride.
We've dropped the fish and now we're holding a book
and that's not good. What you're learning is you can't

(39:17):
win with woman. The story.

Speaker 2 (39:22):
But the thing is, if you held up a fish,
the idea is you've caught it. Yes, if you hold
up Here's an example that a woman was sharing online.
She matched with a man who was posing with a book.
Jane ere now a classic reading that.

Speaker 1 (39:39):
Dude's reading Janey.

Speaker 2 (39:40):
So this pocky girl Lizzie who loves the classics, made
a kind of a pun to him, like a little
Janey reference joke, and it went right over his head. Okay,
and very quickly she realized that, you know, he wasn't
into reading. Another girl Alexa a match with the guy

(40:01):
who said his ideal date was to sit together in
a park and read a book. So for the first date,
she took them to a bookstore like a cute little
you know what, a cute date idea, where he looked
completely lost and then eventually lost his balls and admitted
that he doesn't read. I just had to come out
and be like, I don't read it. I was just
trying to get the girls.

Speaker 3 (40:22):
And they at least pretend it's giving performance feminism, and
it's embarrassing a bit.

Speaker 1 (40:28):
You come on, what you want someone to be honest?
Do you honest? Do you just say what you're into?

Speaker 2 (40:34):
You're a little plate just like a book that you
think maybe sounds cool. Lots of them have dragons. That's fun.
Boys like dragons and just like read it.

Speaker 3 (40:42):
And then when these girls do slip inside into the
dms with like a good punt, you'll actually get it.

Speaker 2 (40:46):
And you might appreciate it. You'll learn thumbed a few
books as of late.

Speaker 1 (40:54):
Dragons, Longtime Dragon, Dungeons and Dragons. This is it. Now
we're talking. I've listened to I've listened to a couple
of books lately. Every time I sit down to read,
I fall asleep, Yes, almost immediately.

Speaker 2 (41:10):
That's one of the best things about reading rather than
on your phone at night. It's great to fall asleep.

Speaker 1 (41:14):
Yeah, but nah, I couldn't. I was just literally gonna
use chat GP. What do I need to know about
Jane here? I know how to spell it? It's e
y E.

Speaker 2 (41:22):
Congratulations. It's good. It's not a yeah.

Speaker 1 (41:25):
But you're not going to get the jokes or the references. No,
what do I need to know? What? What? What?

Speaker 2 (41:34):
What?

Speaker 1 (41:34):
Basic things? Wait? Do you guys give me a book Becausejane?
You guys haven't read Have you read Jane here? Do
you know that I haven't read high school? Okay? What
basic things do I need to know about the Akata
Akita series to impress a woman?

Speaker 2 (41:51):
Right?

Speaker 1 (41:52):
Alan is going to be judging you, Alan, my chat
my chat okay, wing man mode fully engaged. Alan is
such a dude. If you ever get the chance to
like put the ai you're curated BT into like a
ACCOMPANYM and robot. I'm having a great time with my dude.

(42:13):
Are you going to marry him? Not marry him, but
we will probably be like stuff do stuff if I
can afford the attachments. That going to cost a little
bit more. It starts as a beauty and the beastish
then comes becomes something entirely different. Girl kills a wolf,
gets dragged into a magical fayland as payment. Starts off
looking like a romance with Tamlin, the stoic beastish guy,

(42:36):
but the plot to us there is that Tamlin's not
maybe spoilers, spoilers born spoilers. We love Riycean.

Speaker 2 (42:45):
Yeah, people do love.

Speaker 1 (42:48):
The night Court of course, of course, which is like
a cool progressive arts he called.

Speaker 2 (42:52):
So just based on how much you have just rid
now turn it off, look away from it, and let's
pretend we're on a day.

Speaker 1 (42:59):
I will say Ricean is interesting because he's written as
powerful but never at the expense of phrase, nothing genuine
about it's not working. Wait if she meant since chapter
fifty five not knowingly like you go say something about
chapter fifty five.

Speaker 2 (43:19):
I'm not going to say anthing about chapter fifty five.
How good is chapter fifty five?

Speaker 1 (43:23):
Yeah, that's knowing.

Speaker 2 (43:26):
That's my favorite chapter.

Speaker 1 (43:27):
Okay. Next on the show, we want to talk about
how much money and time your parents put into you
and your sports and hobbies as a kid for you
to be terrible at that or just like not do
it now? The z In Podcast Needwork seventeen percent will
this will blow your mind? Well maybe not actually if
you've met parents, But seventeen percent of parents believe the

(43:51):
child is destined for sports stardom. That's one in sex
people think their kids have what it takes to be
a Bronz James level legendary likely. Yeah, that's it's not reality,
is it. Yeah, it's not the reality. Sixty eight percent
appearance can are convince their child performs above average and
if you know how averages worked, that it's not how

(44:11):
it works at all. Despite the mathematical possibility of everybody
being above average, parents invest eight hours weekly and three
hundred and thirteen this is in US dollars, so just
like five hundred and something barks annually per child and
equipment alone. Treating youth sports as a professional training ground
rather than saying like the amount of like what would
be really by the way, that would be really easy

(44:33):
to spend, super easy. It's like a couple of piece
of shoes, or like if you they play a sport
that requires specialized equipment like a hockey, tennis, rackets, yeah,
tennis balls. Sports are the cheaper on the cheaper end
of sports. Somen'd they some sports you have to wear
so much equipment.

Speaker 2 (44:50):
Yeah, like a questrin You've got to buy a damn horse.

Speaker 1 (44:52):
Or like now they get their kids into like motocross
or oh yeah that motor go karting and stuff because
they think they're raising the next Uh. I was gonna
say Michael Schumacher, but then I realized I was as
usually that for a modern reference. Yeah, good good on you,
good on me? Yeah, good old me. I was gonna

(45:13):
say Lewis Hamilton, but then I'm like, no.

Speaker 2 (45:14):
Go with next.

Speaker 1 (45:15):
For because of people who participate in youth sports that
it feels more professional than recreational, and they're like the
ever increasing pressure on your kids to be the best,
it just keeps going up. And especially wouldn't be your
parents have bought all the gear.

Speaker 2 (45:34):
Yeah, yes, this will be so true of like music, music,
and like dance and everything as well. You know, like
you see that you want to be a pianist, and
now you've got a bloody six thousand dollars piano there,
and you're like, don't want to play anymore. You know,
it'll be true of not sports. It was a shocker.
Like my mom bought a set of golf clubs.

Speaker 1 (45:54):
Granted they were secondhand, yeah, and they weren't the Flashes,
but yeah, we played golf for a while and they
were like, hey, they're probably still in the game. Cricket
year cricket hockey was the only thing we stuck at. Yeah,
but yeah, we were. They wanted us to try everything,
and it got us outside. I feel sorry for the
parents that had to wake up and take their kids
to swimming. At least that's a cheap sport. You know,
it's a couple of pairs of speedos and some goggles.

(46:17):
But it's not cheap when you take the value of
time invested when you're waking up at five o'clock to
drop them at the ball, shaving years off your life. Okay,
oh wait, one hundred dollars at in We want to
take your calls this morning and your text nine six
nine Sex, how much did your parents invest and your
sports and hobbies as a kid and you weren't great.

(46:40):
You weren't great. You just ended up not you know,
like the rest of us. You just gave up and
into the adulthood and now you just I don't know.

Speaker 2 (46:49):
There's so many messages. The lastly amount of money.

Speaker 1 (46:52):
I love this text at nine six nine Sex. When
did your parents pour lots of money into you to
be shipped somebody missing? Somebody messaged me saying they saw
that golf swing and I shared on my story. They
said that wasn't wasted money. I'd like to thank you.
I'd like to thank you for that. I remember it.

Speaker 2 (47:08):
You know, someone messaged you there, Yeah they did.

Speaker 1 (47:10):
Yeah, remember that that day I went to the Father's
day thing. The only person that could out drive me
at the driving rage. But you're a bit, Dan Carter,
Yeah you did. Marty gap Yeah, Marty Gaptol is great
at golf. Jesus. Well, I'll first issue an apology to
these swimmers because I said swimming is a cheap sports.
Someone said someone message and know it ain't race dogs
are twelve hundred dollars and we're all scoffed. I just

(47:32):
go that might be the female ones, right, surely the
mai titties and the bottom. Yeah, whereas the men just
with the speedo. You don't need it. My god, they're expense.
I don't need that. Wow, Okay, give me a better
swimmer if you swim, and boardies.

Speaker 2 (47:49):
On the day going new jocks just under the knee
boardies as well.

Speaker 1 (47:52):
Yeah, how much did your parents spend on you? Aloise?

Speaker 7 (47:58):
Thank you guys, first time called?

Speaker 1 (48:02):
Yes, good morning, welcome, welcome always, thank you for joining us.
What was your sport of choice?

Speaker 8 (48:09):
Rhythm gymnastics?

Speaker 1 (48:11):
Okay, how much is it? That's just dancing around? That
can't be too expensive.

Speaker 2 (48:15):
Fletch, some have some respect, I really apologize.

Speaker 1 (48:20):
Well, yeah, there's a ribbon in the ball as well. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (48:24):
Those cost a lot, probably ten a year when I
was at the top end of competing.

Speaker 2 (48:30):
I've just got a spotline, get a ribbon or keep
the ones off the flowers or something.

Speaker 9 (48:34):
Yeah, that would be so much easier.

Speaker 1 (48:36):
How much is how much is a rhythmic gymnastics ball
to buy? Uh?

Speaker 8 (48:43):
Oh, I'm trying to remember now, maybe like eighty.

Speaker 1 (48:47):
Hunter, but that's too bad. That's something too bad?

Speaker 8 (48:51):
Did you have to buy from overseas because New Zealand
doesn't have anything?

Speaker 1 (48:56):
Right? And how how good were you at rhythmic gymnastics? Say?

Speaker 9 (49:01):
Okay was it top?

Speaker 1 (49:02):
Yes? Okay, so just the kind of the middle of
the road did okay?

Speaker 2 (49:06):
Do you pull it out at the clubs?

Speaker 1 (49:11):
A yeah? But you did pull it out at the
clubs at some stage, so it did come in handy
probably eighteen yeah. Yeah. Really like if someone's like dropping
it low and you're like you want to see something
and then you do a backflip into a splits. Yeah,
but then you've touched the sticky floor. Yeah, that nobody
wants to as well.

Speaker 2 (49:31):
We're doing splits yeah.

Speaker 1 (49:33):
All wow, okay, amazing saying thank you some messages in
versus there's no shortage of Like my twin and I
played softball all through our childhood and ten years played
for Club Auckland and New Zealand teams. Yearly, my parents
could spend a minimum of twenty thousand dollars when we're
both doing it as teenagers, six regional trips a year,
one international trip over my whole softball career. They would

(49:55):
have spent at least one hundred and fifty thousand dollars
and the softball gear is a minimum of three thousand dollars. Wow,
but that they represent in New Zealand. Like that's good
bang for your buck if you're a parent, but if
you're spending that money and your kid's just rubbish. It's
a lot of family holidays, so it's also a lot
off the mortgage. Just saying music lessons are four hundred

(50:18):
and fifty term, that's eighteen hundred and that's basic lessons.
That's not like competitions. That's like the tests, and that's
spying your own piano. And also that's just so that
one day when there's a piano in the four year
of a hotel, you can be like, look everyone lending
and then that's it, Like what a waste of money.

Speaker 2 (50:36):
The amount of money my parents on piano lessons for
people to be like make them my way downtown. You're like,
screw you.

Speaker 1 (50:41):
Man, quite seriously, can you play that? Because that's like yeah,
I can, I'll do it please. In the room, somebody
said show jumping, this is the horses. So automatically you're
throwing you're just throwing money in a hole. Really entry
fees for a weekend of show jumping can be like
a thousand dollars. What I'm glad I'm out of that

(51:02):
drama league. They say those are metal bars. Don't look cheap,
do they?

Speaker 2 (51:06):
No?

Speaker 1 (51:06):
They also don't look new. I think one investment in
the metal bar is going to see you see you
right for a while, and a couple of wooden't posts
to hold up the bar and couple of truckloads of
sand I just got that's true. Okay, keep your tickets
coming in nine six ninety six, eight hundred dollars at end.
When did your parents pour lots of money into a
sport or a hobby for you to be rubbish at it?

(51:28):
This is our new research. Parents are absolutely deluded one
and sex. Parents believe their kids the next big superstar
of sports. They think that they're capable of hitting Lebron
James level Superstartum. Not not the case, Matt. What did
your parents pour money into.

Speaker 2 (51:47):
Saxophone?

Speaker 1 (51:48):
Oh? Okay, you was it? Why did you want to
do that? Was it the Simpsons? No? No, it was
the fact I've been trying to get the girls right.

Speaker 2 (51:56):
So the girls loved the smooth sound of saxophone.

Speaker 1 (52:02):
Like Kenny G. Love this. Wow? Yeah, it sounded sack.
How did it end up? What did the ladies come
flocking in? No? Well, I look back now and I
think I'm looking at the wrong demographic by being trying
to be like Kenny G for a start.

Speaker 8 (52:17):
And and it really turned a disaster. After a few
weeks of practice and intense lessons, my dad said I
sounded like I was strangling a flamingo. And he also made.

Speaker 2 (52:29):
Me practice in the car with the windows and doors
shut downstairs in the car park.

Speaker 1 (52:35):
Jeez, Louise, we're all about the thought in my family.
Do it in the bottom car pike and the basement
that's rough? Woo Yeah okay, And how did that end up?
Did you end up joining a band or no? No.

Speaker 8 (52:51):
I consequently gave it up quite early and just turned to.

Speaker 1 (52:54):
Charisma to get the girls. How's that going?

Speaker 8 (52:59):
I'll be married twenty two years to a hot one
master works?

Speaker 1 (53:02):
Master works? Does she let you either you know, bring
out the saxophone? Hell? No, she SMUs did they? Did
you buy the saxophone? Or did you just like?

Speaker 2 (53:13):
Wow?

Speaker 9 (53:15):
This was I promised that I was going to be
my parents of east I think it's got two thousand, two.

Speaker 8 (53:19):
Hundred dollars at the time, which years ago was a
lot of money, a lot of cash. Yeah, so I
didn't have very happy parents and that went straight straight
into the loot. Back then, no trade.

Speaker 1 (53:32):
That was the white paper. It was like a trade
in exchange. It was a white and old man we
used to love amazing. I just want to play a
sax solo on my computer the year, sure, just might.

Speaker 2 (53:48):
This might turn me on a lot because it gets
the lad's kidful.

Speaker 1 (53:53):
I never that's one's a classics. Yeah, this could have
been you, mat Unfortunately, I don't think all the ladies
could hear you because you were locked in the car
and the garage. Yeah, that's probably where you were wrong. Man,

(54:16):
Thank you are some messages. At least I think we
keep the sack solo in the This is actually a
YouTube clap called the ten most epic sax solars of
all time. So I'm just hardly not to get the
ladies and.

Speaker 2 (54:28):
Bracatsb seeger in the air.

Speaker 1 (54:29):
This dude is doing it with his eyes closed. He
looks absolutely invested in it. He's going to stub another one.
Some other messages rowing, oh yeah, someone said need I
say more five thousand dollars a season and thirteen trainings
a week, thirteen a week, and then you've got to
go to some big, flat old lake somewhere in the
middle of nowhere for nationals. Marty Can't or whatever. Flat

(54:53):
off Mad had been cranking this down in the downstairs
and you're just not crassing you just like man, that
kid's got soul. He locked in a car. Also, you've
got to stand to play the sacks. I think sitting
to sax is so hard because then you've got to
sit and it's going to be down beside you. How
was he sitting on the cutter. It's lying on flat

(55:14):
on his back, kneeling an apprevia, you know, like an
he put their seats into that fold down position that
he was a kneeling, kneeling sax man. I was a
competitive dancer as a kid. I think my parents spent
upwards of twenty thousand dollars on it once when he
did the quick maths and he did it have dancers
some pretty photos.

Speaker 2 (55:34):
Okay, well that's worth every dollar.

Speaker 1 (55:36):
Yeah. I used to coach American style cheerleading and these
parents would pay five thousand dollars a year for everything,
and most of the kids just came for fun. Oh six,
I'll say, not enough saxophone on.

Speaker 4 (55:51):
This radio station, the ZM podcast Needwork play z EN's
Flesh Worn and Haley.

Speaker 1 (56:00):
Now this may surprise people, but I quite like trains,
you do, yeah, he does. He loves the train, the train.

Speaker 2 (56:10):
What do you love most? Because Flitch, you love planes.

Speaker 1 (56:14):
I like trains way more than planes. Planes are better
than trains. No no, no, no no no no no
no no no no no no no no no no
no no no no no no come back, come back
come no no no, no, no, no no no. It's no, no,
no no, it's trains. It's trains. Over. I'm not gonna
do you like most about trains here? They like the

(56:35):
noises I like. I love steam trains, you know. So Okay.
So I went to the Bad Islands Vintage Railway at
the weekend and I had a train ride and I
loved it. And I said to the lady who was
a volunteer, I said, first of all, thank you for
service right to the train loving community. Thank you. And
I said to her, if I win Loto tonight, I'm

(56:57):
going to come back here and I'm going to pay
to have this restoration finished. Wow, look at that.

Speaker 2 (57:03):
Why are you promising money like that. You've already promised
us money.

Speaker 1 (57:06):
Yeah, you're getting some money, slightly more choice money now,
but even when and it was the thought that counts that. Yeah,
but you just got her hopes up. She said, wow. Really?
And I said, yep, I when you would, you would
to turn your back many changes people. You wouldn't even
give us money, I reckon, you wouldn't even.

Speaker 2 (57:23):
Be well, would even give them money to cancer, you know, give.

Speaker 1 (57:27):
Them some money. I'd give them more money to the trains. Okay, Yeah,
And I said, there will be a proviso that I
also get to purchase a steam train. And it's called
the Vaughn Smith Express. It goes the steam truck. I'm
putting it on the railway that I just paid to
have finished. Hailey, keep up. It's New Zealand's oldest rail
of North Island's oldest railway. And then there was a
South Island one that was a bit older. Right. My

(57:49):
parents tell me about this train because they are doing
that thing boomers do where they get e bikes and
then all of them and then all their friends going
right the old rail trails and stuff. Oh yep, before
it's I haven't done the rail trail, but I'd probably
get sad that the rails aren't there anymore because we
all know what goes on rails, trains. Because you love trains, trains,
why do I recently drove from Wanaka via Cromwell to

(58:12):
Queenstown and they're just they're finishing the cycle trail through
the Gorge. It's gonna be amazing. You'd literally be able
to go to You're going to be able to do
the cycle trail to Clyde and then they've already done that,
but where you can cycle around. You're gonna be able
to cycle all the way to queens It's straight for tourisms,
raight for everything. I'm a big fan. But does a
shame that they're no longer rails because we all know

(58:33):
what goes on rail trains, trains. So yeah, there was
moments where I zoned out, have you been diagnosed at all?
They've always see it. They can't diagnose you if they
can't catch you. But it was just so good, And
then I drive him back. I saw all these like
all of the rail up there that could potentially have
trains on it that has overgrown with weeds and not

(58:56):
currently being used.

Speaker 2 (58:58):
Is that what you put a lot of money towards
clearing all that?

Speaker 1 (59:01):
I'd probably just take some time to do it myself
if I had. Also, when I was up there, I
did notice Northland's really struggling with a lot of privet,
which is an invasive weed. I think you're about to
say myth, because that's also a problem.

Speaker 2 (59:16):
Of course, got a myth at the moment.

Speaker 1 (59:19):
Myth wasn't making hay fever a problem. Privt bad problem,
bird problem. And then I tell you what, once you're
cursed with knowing what's a noxious weed, you can't help
but see them. And then I saw them encroaching on
train railway tracks. Well I was just heartbroken, to say
the very least. So do you know, Vaughn invited Haley

(59:39):
and I dear listener on this, and thankfully we were
both busy. He was like, what are you doing this weekend?
Do you want to go and see a train? Yeah?
Like no, I see them every day in the city.

Speaker 2 (59:50):
Lucky messaged in Vaughn visit pleasant point in South Canterbury.
We have a steam train in operation. That feels like
an invitation.

Speaker 1 (59:59):
They might let you the horn, they might let you
do ther your birthday. I've made a new friend. Who's
your new friend. His name's Dustin Yeah any messageman, not
Dustin Hoffman. And he likes trains too. And then in
the weekend he was at all and there was a
steam train and he got to to the horn and
he seen me the video to the horn, and also
the train just chugging along. So I might just I

(01:00:20):
think over summer you got to put a real effort
in seeing some more trains, right, do you think thing
to do? Hang out with your train friends and social situation?
Did they not do so? Situation? We we're there at
the same time, but socializing it's not really our foe take.
We just kind of hang out nice and get really
excited when we see a lever that switches the line.

(01:00:42):
Oh that's kind of cool. Yeah, okay, Well, and those
big turn tables that the train drives onto, and then
like they engineered with the bearings so well that you
manually I've seen Thomas the tank engine.

Speaker 2 (01:00:57):
I'll just never forget. I'll never forgive the for bridging
up the train.

Speaker 1 (01:01:02):
Then when the brick Gordon, I was one of them.

Speaker 4 (01:01:06):
Was pretty well play that ends flesh.

Speaker 2 (01:01:10):
This. I was a huge fan of Vine the app,
but I was never on it and I never created
any of it, but I loved it. Six second videos,
that's fast, quick, and then it was done right. That
was the sort of the birth of the short form
content pres top days.

Speaker 1 (01:01:27):
That was the start of the decline of society, humanity.

Speaker 2 (01:01:33):
Well it's back, baby.

Speaker 1 (01:01:36):
Why did it shut down in the first place.

Speaker 2 (01:01:39):
I think we just got into Instagram harder and the
longest stuff and more like vlog star.

Speaker 1 (01:01:47):
Combination of factors, intense competition from platforms like Instagram and Snapchat,
a failure to develop a sustainable monetization strategy, and a
lack of innovation to make creator needs. So basically they
didn't give us ads and it was their downfall. You're
basically I discovered the most famous Vine creators Sewn Mendez. Okay,

(01:02:07):
Sewn Mendes. He made it big, gone Vine, And then
I'm guessing that's what how he got discovered.

Speaker 2 (01:02:14):
Maybe yeah, second class.

Speaker 1 (01:02:16):
I remember Zach King. He was the guy that did
the special effects where he'd been like, he's amazing, he's
a magician. Yeah, he's feridable. Jack Paul okay Uh and
also David Dobrick and Sewan Menders. Those are the only
names that I recognize like today that we're big vine
back in the day. Yeah, So they tried their hand
at reels, but anything longer than six seconds they just

(01:02:37):
really struggled with. I know.

Speaker 2 (01:02:39):
So this is being rebranded as Divine D I, V
I and E. It's been backed by the former Twitter CEO,
Jack Dorsey, and it's created by an ex Twitter employee
called even Hens swift Plath, who was basically given the
Vine archive, not given, but bought the Vine archives and

(01:03:02):
they're relaunching it as d Vine. So when you have
axes to it, you excess one hundred thousand plus archived
six second clips from the original Vine, So all the
o g ones will be back.

Speaker 1 (01:03:13):
What because I can't remember any specific vines, but I
gurgled it and people very passionately remember, Yeah, if you
were into it, you were so in Yeah, producing girlies.

Speaker 3 (01:03:23):
You've got some favorites, a potato for around that room
before you came all.

Speaker 2 (01:03:29):
The all the young people would sing a long.

Speaker 1 (01:03:31):
Time yeah, you get it. And I just read that one.
Do it for the van.

Speaker 2 (01:03:39):
I ain't gonna do it. Do it for the van,
I ain't going to do it.

Speaker 1 (01:03:41):
What about free shavocado, free shivacado?

Speaker 3 (01:03:46):
It was you know when you go outside like a
school and it's like term four starts tomorrow, like those signs.

Speaker 2 (01:03:52):
Yeah, the letters.

Speaker 3 (01:03:53):
The letters were all space funny and instead of saying
fresh avocado, it said free.

Speaker 1 (01:04:02):
I sure hope it does.

Speaker 2 (01:04:04):
Its point of difference, divine is they are promising quote
no AI slop. So basically they're trying to combat all
of that AI content, which I hate on Instagram because
I love Instagram reels to see like silly goats going
through a playground and it's sounding like the drum break

(01:04:25):
from in the Air tonight that was a deer.

Speaker 1 (01:04:28):
When you feel familiar with that deer on the project
and then.

Speaker 2 (01:04:31):
You're like, this is great, and now we don't know
if anything's real because it's so much AI. So they
are going to have they're basically gonna I don't know
how they're doing it, but they're cutting out the AI
so it's just going to be six second clips made
by funny humorous creators, right.

Speaker 1 (01:04:45):
And it's it's launched already or it's about to divine.

Speaker 3 (01:04:51):
I actually don't know if it's actually launched already. Do
you guys want to do something funny quickly in six seconds?
And then I can put it up for us as
the first f eh.

Speaker 1 (01:04:59):
Vine, we have to get a page.

Speaker 2 (01:05:02):
Yeah, so what do you I'm gonna do funny. It's
not my forte.

Speaker 1 (01:05:06):
I'm quite tired after the weekend, to be honest, and
I'm not interested in it. So I bring the beat
in anything for you, Beyonce? Okay, started that is It's
the birth of brain rot. It's the six second clips.

Speaker 4 (01:05:22):
The ZM podcast network play z m's flesh Worn and Hayley.

Speaker 1 (01:05:28):
Fact of the Day, Day Day day day, Do do
do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Doo? This
week's Fact of the Day famous iconic characters with shocking
little screen time, often the titular character of movies. Would

(01:05:50):
most of these movies be suspenseful? So you would be surprised, Okay,
you would be surprised. I'm gonna start with the reason
I got talking about this at the weekend. I thought
I hadn't seen that new Beetlejuice movie, and I remember
Michael Keaton at the time saying he would only sign
on to Bettlejuice too if he wasn't on screen much
right as how good though I don't want to be

(01:06:14):
there too much. I like his work ethic because in
the original Beetlejuice movie in nineteen eighty eight, the movie
length was ninety two minutes, so an hour and a half,
and he's on screen for less than seventeen minutes, meaning
the character Beetlejuice, who they say it again the entire
movie was about, is not on for less than eighteen

(01:06:36):
percent of screen time. Well, it's like the dinosaurs on
Jurassic Park.

Speaker 2 (01:06:41):
Barely there, there.

Speaker 1 (01:06:42):
There, barely there, But I thought, or the thread of them, Yes,
and that's what. There's a few of these throughout the
week that we'll touch on. Tim Burton, Fletcher's huge fit
of Tim Burton. I always puts the leader bottom Carter
in a film, but not anymo because they're not married anymore,
are they?

Speaker 2 (01:06:55):
Oh right?

Speaker 1 (01:06:58):
He wanted Betlejuice to feel chaotic and I'm predictable, a
force rather than the protagonists of the story. So the
plot originally scented much more around the Maitlands and Lydia
and Bettle Juice was just this nuclear option that was
going to be used very sparingly. Michael Keaton improvised ninety
percent of his dialogue in the original Betle Juice, which
is fantastic when you look back on some of those lines,

(01:07:19):
it's fantastic. And he said how he wanted to do
his scenes was he to come in hot, like just
charging from his trailer with that lad Be recording, and
he just hit it with that sort of force, which
is why they think it feels like he's in so
much more of the movie because when he's on such energy,
he's totally like dominating of the sequence and whatever part

(01:07:40):
he's on. And they yeah, and that made him feel
like he was in way more of the movie than
eighteen percent of the total screen time of that movie. Wow,
So today's back to the day. In the first four
I kind of characters were shocking a little screen time
week is that Beetlejuice in the original Beetlejuice was on
screen for about just under eighteen percent of the movie.

Speaker 5 (01:08:04):
Fact of the day, day day day, day, Do do
do do do do do do do do do do
do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do
Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Doo.

Speaker 4 (01:08:20):
Then podcast Network plays that end s Flesh one and Hayley.

Speaker 2 (01:08:26):
We would like right now for you to text nine
six nine sex call oh one hundred dollars em when
did you make a mess in store? Because this is
so great. There was a TikToker who was doing her
reviews of like a new body wash line that everyone was,
you know, so excited about it. She's got the three
bottles and she's in the store like reviewing this first one.

(01:08:47):
She opens up the lid and goes to sniffet and
it just goes and like absolutely splitts all over her
face basically right and it is dripping everywhere. It's all
on the floor. She's been an absolute mess and store.
And I'll tell you what I enjoyed watching it deeply.

Speaker 1 (01:09:02):
Do you sometimes do that with a bottle of something
if it is like body wash or whatever, it doesn't
have a seal, so you open the top and then
you just give it a little and it blows you
the smell it's so good. But I always do a
slow squeeze to see how much squeeze I've got.

Speaker 2 (01:09:19):
Yeah, bit one. That's who you ended up with it
on your face she has and all over the shop
floor and it's a complete mess. And I want to
know because this is what happened All the time. People
like picking up things to have a look. I'll never
forget being a kid and being in like a gift
store with my best friend and her picking up a

(01:09:39):
like a blown glass bowl or dropping it straight on
the floor and oh my god.

Speaker 1 (01:09:44):
No, we were never allowed to touch anything as kids
did we were allowed, but she did. Which did she
have to pay for that? Yes? She did? Well, not her.

Speaker 2 (01:09:53):
We had no mom. We were like nine her mom did,
I think?

Speaker 1 (01:09:55):
And I tell you what it was.

Speaker 2 (01:09:56):
It wouldn't have been cheap. It was blown glass. No,
I remember the mess. It was like it kind of
just shattered into that like crumble and all of the
glass went everywhere. Or like when I was in Scotland
once I it was really rainy and I was wearing
jandles because I'm from New Zealand, and I had two
bottles of red wine and I skiddered like that and

(01:10:16):
I dropped one of them and it just went.

Speaker 1 (01:10:19):
But it's worse when you make the making the mess
at home. That's fine, it's your home. But when you
make a mess in store.

Speaker 2 (01:10:25):
Because you're inconveniencing someone else.

Speaker 1 (01:10:27):
I know, and then you're like, well do I just
leave it?

Speaker 2 (01:10:30):
And then you still stand by as they clean it up.

Speaker 1 (01:10:32):
And it's just embarrassing. It's so awkward. So okay, I'll
wait one hundred dance and m as our number. Call
us text through nine six nine six.

Speaker 2 (01:10:40):
When did you make an absolute mess in a store?

Speaker 1 (01:10:44):
Lo? What happened?

Speaker 8 (01:10:46):
A good morning guy? Good morning, morning, good morning.

Speaker 1 (01:10:50):
Hey.

Speaker 8 (01:10:51):
My daughter and I were going to we were at
the Bay shopping and we just bought a couple of
like pees from a cafe, okay, and we will the
Daller Shop to finish some of our Christmas shopping. And
she dropped both of them all over the floor.

Speaker 1 (01:11:06):
Oh no, that's why stores are like no food and drink.
And I'm like, don't. I'm an, I'm not going to
drop this, but obviously people do.

Speaker 8 (01:11:15):
Absolutely mortified here and cried. I felt so sorry for her.

Speaker 1 (01:11:21):
She's never going to never going to forget that moment
ever a core memory. Low Thank you, Sam? When did
you make a mess in store?

Speaker 9 (01:11:32):
Good morning?

Speaker 1 (01:11:32):
Good morning?

Speaker 9 (01:11:34):
So I worked at Subway when I was about seventeen.

Speaker 1 (01:11:36):
Oh, a sandwich artist, yeah, the.

Speaker 9 (01:11:38):
Classic sandwich artist, seventeen year old job yep. And we
had these big like packs of sauce to like resource
the sauce bottles at the back of the spot.

Speaker 2 (01:11:49):
Okay, I love sweet onion. That's my favorite. It's so
l like sweet and tarty.

Speaker 9 (01:11:55):
Yes, yeah, I mean there's some good ones. But the
barbe saw. Yeah, it kind of put me off for
about ten years because when I was trying to change
over there, you got to change over like the nozzle yep.
And I didn't put it back on properly.

Speaker 1 (01:12:10):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:12:10):
The thirty leaders of barbecue sauce, A.

Speaker 1 (01:12:16):
Leaders leaders of liquid.

Speaker 9 (01:12:19):
It's a lot, honestly, Like there's a lot more than
I thought when it was out of the boat.

Speaker 1 (01:12:23):
Like do you just think, like that's like a two
liters of milk bottle? Two leaders?

Speaker 2 (01:12:27):
Yeah them that's insane hale such bad math.

Speaker 1 (01:12:32):
Yeah, sorry's private school MATSI from Haley there, Sam, that's
a lot. That's and so did you have to clean
it up as well? I did?

Speaker 9 (01:12:40):
Yeah, And I don't think I stopped smelling like barbecue
sauce for a long time, and neither did the building
so put me off for a really long time.

Speaker 1 (01:12:48):
Did you get fired after that as well?

Speaker 9 (01:12:52):
Honestly I was not the favorite employee. I think they
did try and get rid of me. I'm not gonna lie.

Speaker 1 (01:12:57):
You didn't cost some thirty leaders. So that's a few
weeks with of a lot. Thanks Sam. The messages in
my child dropped a glass Christmas decoration in the middle
of Farmers shattered everywhere. Blessed the Farmers workers. They didn't
charge me for it and they were very understanding. Yeah,
things break. Someone said this is grim. I read this
to you, fletch. Do you think that's for broadcast? The
one that I said this is grim? And when then

(01:13:18):
we talked about the minimum wage? How can you remember this?
I remember that I wouldn't read it. Are you ready
to hear it? Okay, this is grim. Let's just say
I was pyramidal. Pause and I had a major accident
on the floor of my local countdown a lovely family.
A female member of staff so me struggling and took
me to the staff bathroom. It was all over the floor.

(01:13:38):
It looked like something could have been massacre in the aisle.
It was embarrassing. And then to watch some fourteen year old,
probably a minimum wage have to mop it all up
was yeah, yeah, not great. I was ten. I was
in a Barker's with my dad and her friend. My
friend and her dad. The fruit juice, No, not the
freud juice store, the clothing out let, not the chatneese,

(01:13:59):
not the not the ch And are they the same
people or not? No, Barkers of Geraldine, Barkers of Geraldine
are not such jam They're not the sailors, They're not
the sailing but sailing family. Dean Barker is of the
Barker's clothing. Yes, but why are there two brands rocking
the same name, the last name. Yeah, but they should

(01:14:19):
have done what I my family did with the other smiths.
When we were both working in glass repair. We were like,
let's tem up. It's you imagine Barkers and Barker's jeans
and juice. Yeah, lovely, I have to solve every problem
in this effing country. That's rights. Did it? SARChI and SARChI.
They teamed up. Johnson and Johnson did the tal compowder case.

(01:14:43):
Of course they had to pay billions for that. I
was I was in Barker's with my friend and her dad.
I've forgotten. Is it the juice or the chap well
coming soon? The juice shop and the clothing shop. Why
not have jewics in the clothing shop. Well, they put
track pants next to the chat after this, and Barker's

(01:15:05):
with my friend and her dad, and we're just bought sushi,
not Barker's sushi. Saint Pie is different. Now, okay, we're
just what sushi. I clumsily let the sushi slip out
of its little paper bag and spilt all over a
table of sweaters. My friend's dad had to buy three
of the sweaters as we were allowed to leave the
store if we didn't purchase the damaged items, all pay
for them. No, they could put them in the wash.

(01:15:27):
They can know what part of the souss word, or
maybe they'd bring pre soid.

Speaker 2 (01:15:33):
Maybe it was a wet or one of those wet mayonnaisee.

Speaker 1 (01:15:36):
Now we're talking. Yeah, I was just imagine a seriarchy
chicken and somehow flakes of something on the sushi.

Speaker 2 (01:15:42):
I don't know what those fish fish flakes.

Speaker 1 (01:15:46):
You can't have fish flakes on a garment written. You
have to write it off well, keep your messages coming.
In nine six nine six, Georgia joins us Hi Georgia. Hello,
Haley's broadcasting from our Motel Mount Monganui studio.

Speaker 2 (01:16:02):
At Hotel Motel Holiday. Thank you for bringing a glorious,
much needed feminine energy to the studio. Have you ever
made a miss in a store?

Speaker 10 (01:16:13):
Yeah, I'm actually notorious for not being able to hold
onto a sweet chili bottle Chili once in the supermarket
the glass bottle, and then twice at home in different circumstances.

Speaker 1 (01:16:27):
And that's a sugary goop. That's not cleaning up easily.

Speaker 2 (01:16:31):
No, it's also a sign that spice ain't good.

Speaker 1 (01:16:33):
Guys, what do you mean? Sorry, I'm sorry. Sweet chili
sauce is what you can consider spice. It's facts you've got.
You've got to return it immediately.

Speaker 2 (01:16:43):
Chili spicy obviously, Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (01:16:47):
If that's the spiciest your go Actually, Okay, So messages in.
I was heavily pregnant a week over Joels out shopping
with my mom. I just told Mama was going to
the next door to use the toilet, but then I
dropped something on the floor, so as added the awkward
pregnant squat to pick something up with the floor a
fart sknuck out. Mom and I both said, are laughing uncontrollably,
and the pressure of the laughing meant I needed to

(01:17:08):
weigh and I couldn't stop myself. I stood there in
the middle of the store and just weed all over
their floor.

Speaker 10 (01:17:14):
Oh my god, un locked a memory doesn't matter that carry.

Speaker 1 (01:17:16):
On pregnant, George, you pregnant, so that's not you don't
have any you.

Speaker 2 (01:17:21):
Just you've just tright to pissed yourself right, Oh for god, you.

Speaker 1 (01:17:30):
Still laugh? You're right, we have some Georgia. How old
were you when you did this?

Speaker 2 (01:17:35):
We did I go to Europe.

Speaker 1 (01:17:38):
Like, oh, I'm so sorry Europe? You are you manned
from Europe now after this?

Speaker 11 (01:17:44):
The EU is actually I actually buried that and the
story in that memory. I've done that in Europe to
it happens.

Speaker 2 (01:17:56):
Thank you actually sympathy as welcome.

Speaker 1 (01:17:58):
Welcome, I am this actually has happened to me. We
had a customer in a shop who picked up a
candle to smell it. Unfortunately it was lit and she
bought hot wax all over herself from the floor and
the sofa as it flitches. Who flat. Oh that sounds
like hot wax everywhere. Yeah, it was a bloody miss,
but thankfully you shouldn't burn herself. Now, do you want
to tell everybody how to get works auty carpet? We

(01:18:19):
googled it. Paper towels and you turn the iron on.
You put the towels over the wax, and then just press,
slightly press the iron onto the carpet and it remounts
the wax that immediately sticks and the towel paper towel
soaks up the wax. And you just do that enough,
it'll so couple the waxful though, because if you know,
your iron could burn a hole in the carpet, or

(01:18:40):
it could melt it if it's synthetic. You know, my
child as a child, I saw sorry, as a child,
I saw white eggs in the supermarket. I don't think
you even seen brown eggs. So I wondered why they
were a different color. I concluded it must because the
little have little baby chicks on them. To check, I
picked up a whole tray to hold to the light.
There's no chicks in the market because they smashed all

(01:19:01):
over the floor. And you would have thought, oh, I
would have learned. Listen. I picked up another tray oh,
and proceeded to do the same thing. So daisy um,
I love one that's been flagged by the producers. It's
bright red and that says tried calling, and this might
not be okay for the radio.

Speaker 2 (01:19:18):
I think it's great.

Speaker 1 (01:19:19):
I'd read it. You read it? Okay?

Speaker 3 (01:19:21):
Do it?

Speaker 1 (01:19:21):
Try calling? Okay for the radio. Used to work on
my grandma's antique shop. We had flats out in the
back with the shop, and the shop were the walk through.
An elderly gentleman who lived in the back flats would
walk through, pretending to browse, and then pop out the
back door. One unfortunate they we smelled a pungent odor.
Not long after the old man walked through, suspicious snowy
brown stains were littered throughout the store. Turns out his

(01:19:41):
jet himself and just all rolled out his trouser leg
and he proceeded to scuff the sh through the entire store.
He'd done to Georgia in Europe. Down to Georgia. Did
this old man looked like Georgia. So he'd scuffed it
through and it's kind of smushed it into the swift
exit cola, smash it, a couple of dry, couple of

(01:20:02):
dry heaves, a ton of bleach and some thrown away
towels later sure for a month. Wow, I hope they.
I hope you like the idea of a shuffle drop
in Shawshank Redemption when he's sneaking the stuff out into
the yard and he shakes his pocket and the things
come out. Some old boys through the antique drop dropping

(01:20:22):
his douce. We'll leave the show there today, Shivers guys
ten out of ten podcasts that one.

Speaker 2 (01:20:28):
Yeah, I think two of us were ten out of
ten and one of us wasn't or who was that?

Speaker 1 (01:20:31):
Which one?

Speaker 2 (01:20:32):
We'll just leave that.

Speaker 1 (01:20:32):
We'll just leave that there. Well, if you enjoy today's podcast,
give us a raining and review.

Speaker 2 (01:20:36):
Please do.

Speaker 1 (01:20:37):
And this is a bad one, don't know, don't bother,
Yeah no, don't don't bother. Play z MS Fletchborne and
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