Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - November 18th 2025 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the Zenian podcast Network.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
This is from the flesh Wood and Haley's Big Pond,
thanks to animates making happy happen for pets.

Speaker 3 (00:11):
Hello, good morning, Welcome to the show Flinch, Vawn and Haley.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
It's two minutes past six. Hello, Hello in studio.

Speaker 4 (00:19):
I am and I've got I've got a bit of
better Dean on my face.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
So if you were looking, I thought it was a
bit of marmite for today.

Speaker 4 (00:27):
I used today had christodom on my face and the
girlies messaged me being like, hon there's something on your face,
thinking it was something else, just doing a little girly
support making sure I was aware, and I was like, no, Hans,
it's this.

Speaker 5 (00:39):
But today I've got I'm doing a better.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Dan and right good, you're lovely.

Speaker 4 (00:43):
I'm on the advice of doctor Shawney show doctor who
I bothered on the weekend. I want to do.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
Hailey's face is not getting better.

Speaker 5 (00:51):
Do you know?

Speaker 4 (00:51):
So apparently in order for the body to heal itself,
it needs sort of rest and care.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
I've been to hold this.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
Yeah, I might have told you that though denying late.

Speaker 5 (01:04):
Last night three months ago.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
She's still burning.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
She's burning the candle what candle. Yeah, it's a pile
of wacks. You're you're at the end of twenty twenty
five and just a puddle of wacks on the floor.
The top Sexborn X Prime Minister Justin is on Graham Norton,
so it'll be it won't be on screen in New
Zealand until December.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:29):
She's done cold a couple of times, right, Yeah, because
he always calls her just sender order.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
It's the Urns John Stewart.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
Yep, it's been a few of them. Graham Noon's a
different sort of talk show.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
I don't like how they all just end up on
the couch. It's so good. Yeah, it's very going streets
going to a filming. If you're ever in London, it's
pretty amazing, real fun.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
Yeah, you go along. Nearly impossible to get tickets. Oh yeah,
they are insane.

Speaker 3 (01:59):
Yeah. The up six things on my Jucinda Arderne on
the Graham Norton Bingo card right, things that she'll do
your predictions almost Yeah, Well you know here is a
close friend as guine friend of yours.

Speaker 4 (02:11):
Yeah, but next on the show, tell you what get
ready for some more pink tax ladies. There's a very
famous brand that is releasing something just for the goals
plays flesh Worn and Haley long known about the pink
tax that women's products, you tend to pay a bit
more for them, same raiser, but you make it pink

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and now we're paying two dollars extra or petens.

Speaker 5 (02:35):
Your pens for ladies.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
But your raises are cut. They are just like blue.

Speaker 5 (02:42):
Yeah, but when you shave your leg with a guy raiser,
something is different. It's nicer, is that?

Speaker 6 (02:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (02:47):
Is it? I reckon?

Speaker 1 (02:49):
I thought your ones were like contoured or something and
had all those extra.

Speaker 4 (02:53):
For all lady lumps of squishy lady lumps. Well, there
is a very famous brand by the name of Monster Energy.

Speaker 5 (03:02):
Do you know I've never tasted it. I don't know what.

Speaker 4 (03:05):
I don't think we should have got a can of
Monster and to sip it together.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
Not of your right thing but not really an energy
drink group.

Speaker 4 (03:14):
But even if if I was to have a nag drink,
it'd probably be a V just because that's classic and
I guess I'm older. Yeah, but Monster Energy very famous brand.
A lot of like the d Lads cross yeah, and
they cross country bikes and all.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
That motocross like freestyle motocross and all kinds of adventure sports.

Speaker 4 (03:33):
Yeah, it's very lady focused. While they have seen a
gap in the market, they're like, what about our laid
as owned by who owns Monster Energy? I think it
is maybe not a year It is Monster Beverage Corporation, Okay,
brand there might be a distribution thing, right, the Coca

(03:56):
Cola Company are quite a large steak and Monster Beverage
Corporation in twenty fifth Deane as their distribution partnership.

Speaker 3 (04:02):
Right, okay, So Monster Energy as business desk, which is
discussing who ourful does just blow your mind Sometimes when
you find out who owns a company it.

Speaker 5 (04:17):
Was the same company. I thought that this was like
a boot.

Speaker 4 (04:21):
If you go, it's always Johnson and Johnson on Nestley
that w Mars or Mars. So Monster Energy has released flirt.

Speaker 5 (04:33):
But without the eye that's crazy, Okay man, I'm like
an energy I need a front.

Speaker 4 (04:40):
So it's a female focused drenth flirt.

Speaker 5 (04:44):
It's pink and sort of fruity looking.

Speaker 4 (04:48):
Uh, it promises, but there is yet to be a
full report on it. Beauty adjacent benefits like supporting skin health,
hair collage and an immunity.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
So it's got some with all that sugar and a
free babes.

Speaker 4 (05:01):
So what he's going to do is going to tea
your gut apart with artificial sweetness. They're saying, no artificial colors,
but like most brands are like that now.

Speaker 5 (05:10):
But the artificial sweetness will be ripping through.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
One hundred calories per can.

Speaker 3 (05:14):
Yeah, less sweet than traditional soda made from rescued fruits.
Yeah no, because you know those fruits that don't have
a home, like someone buys the fruit. Yeah, like, actually,
this fruits too much for me. I need to re
home this fruit.

Speaker 5 (05:28):
They I didn't realize my men go and hadn't been new.

Speaker 3 (05:31):
They go around to people's houses, knock on the door
and open their chilla.

Speaker 5 (05:35):
Yeah, this banana's been here the neighbors.

Speaker 3 (05:41):
It's incredible work. And then the pulpit and make it
into a juice. Yeah, that's great work.

Speaker 4 (05:47):
Ticks rescue to fruit to donate two dollars to the fruit.

Speaker 3 (05:52):
Sorry, fruits rescue, I know, ye yeah, it makes me
feel absolutely terrible about buying life.

Speaker 5 (05:59):
You've got yours? Yeah, well I always rescue anyway.

Speaker 4 (06:02):
Here's the flavors strawberry fling, very tempting, guava lava and
sunset squaes.

Speaker 5 (06:07):
God, this is terrible.

Speaker 3 (06:08):
Wow. Okay, and that Islands in New Zealand.

Speaker 4 (06:12):
It's been released at the top of next year. Okay
globally Ronny twenty six, get ready for foot and will
I have the pink tax?

Speaker 1 (06:18):
Will it be a dollar more?

Speaker 4 (06:19):
Don't know about the cost, but you bet because.

Speaker 5 (06:22):
Women, we love pink. We love pink things.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
The z M podcast network lays z MS flesh one
and Haley the ten worst rated tourist attractions.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
The list for twenty twenty five is out.

Speaker 5 (06:36):
How I feel like we talked.

Speaker 1 (06:38):
About a similar list last year year.

Speaker 4 (06:41):
This is my favorite time of the year. We get
the wrap ups. Yeah, yeah, the words.

Speaker 3 (06:45):
We'll say when we talked about the one hundred best
Cities most Livable Cities yesterday and the other day. And
the person that messaged in, is this just a chance
for fletch to brag about how well traveled you? I know,
all the to see how many of these you've been to.
I was gonna say you don't go to like tacky
tourist attractions, but I wouldn't say these are even tacky.
These are like some of the biggest tourist attractions in

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the world. So you're just disappointing, really disappointing people.

Speaker 1 (07:09):
So what is it based off?

Speaker 3 (07:11):
So they have worked out they've narrowed it down to
the ten based on Google reviews, average TikTok likes, the
safety ratings, and local accommodation quality.

Speaker 4 (07:23):
So this is basically, yeah, it's the other side of
the Great Places to Go where they kind of looked
at the same things.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
Right, So starting at number ten on the worst much Pecho.

Speaker 5 (07:34):
Oh shut it, We're were talking about that we wanted
to go.

Speaker 3 (07:37):
Why it's got a score of five out of ten
and it's the highest amongst the ten worst rated attractions.
And the reason is because it's far from the airport,
it's got a low safety rating, and apparently it's just
crowded as all hell. Okay, the crowding, but Likeilt.

Speaker 5 (07:56):
Thousands of years ago, it doesn't have a safety rail.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (08:00):
Melt Kellermanjaru at Tanzania is number nine. That, yeah, I
would it's definitely on my last I would love to
at some stage. But again, it just seems like people
are winging because.

Speaker 5 (08:10):
It was that it was hard, it was cold. Yeah,
so they're just it was it, it was strenuous.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (08:17):
Disneyland Paris is number eight. I've heard that's the weakest
of the Disney and apparently it was. It's just that
it's really expensive. So that, yeah, at the happiest place
on Earth already makes people quite sad.

Speaker 5 (08:30):
Again. Yeah, just low on the raining.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
He's crying.

Speaker 5 (08:33):
He is upset because and we know he's out Disney's.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
Disney is your brother's at Disneyland. My brother did Disney
World in.

Speaker 5 (08:43):
Florida so methodically. I think he took the fun.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
Out of it.

Speaker 3 (08:47):
Really, I think he did it as I'm totally right,
takes something magical and do it so methodically.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
Like his daughter just went up a thing fuel break day.
This would be he.

Speaker 5 (09:03):
Would be doing Dizzy World with military precision.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
But I wouldn't pay for a fast pass. Oh no,
you've got it.

Speaker 3 (09:10):
You go to a theme park, it's money well invested
if you can. Stonehenge at seven is one of the
world's worst rated tourist attractions. I've never been. Apparently it's
like everyone gets through in the like it's small. It's small,
and it's quite small.

Speaker 5 (09:25):
But I mean, I've never been but also once you're there.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
Yep, you know you can't get close to.

Speaker 3 (09:30):
It, but held it and now was stones and a
walk amongst that I think is also a disappointing thing,
right the moment of the Museum of Old and New,
Aret and Tam. Your Australia is on the list. Apparently,
genuine friends a road it's beautiful, but apparently, and pay

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for it and I'll come again. It's a surprise in
the dark every year. I think you should the theme
every year. I'm still sad. That's not I have that.

Speaker 5 (10:01):
As long as you say sad for another year, man,
we'll whip you.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
Take me on a holiday.

Speaker 5 (10:07):
I'm still sad.

Speaker 3 (10:08):
I think your nixt holiday will be somewhere closer. Nick,
good Daisy.

Speaker 1 (10:13):
With one hundred, we'll go to nix.

Speaker 3 (10:16):
On the list of the world's most number the worst
rated tourist attractions, number five Victoria Harbor, Hong Kong.

Speaker 4 (10:22):
Oh my god, the Victoria Harbor is beautiful night life.

Speaker 5 (10:27):
These are those boats.

Speaker 3 (10:28):
Well, visitors the most complained about aspect of that pollution,
high prices, lack luster amenities.

Speaker 5 (10:35):
You're in Hong Kong, Yeah, there's pollution.

Speaker 4 (10:37):
Homemade I remember blowing my nose coming home from a
big day out in Hong Kong.

Speaker 5 (10:42):
Haily Loves Hong Kong.

Speaker 3 (10:43):
Make can I just make it clear and we that
we do love Hong Kong, but we're not the radio
show that's currently in Hong Kong to.

Speaker 5 (10:56):
Tony Loves Hong Kong, that doesn't roll of love.

Speaker 3 (11:01):
All right, Well, so they all give you know, like
you know, they're quite easy targets for peck pockets, big
open handbags to pep pocket Hong Kong. Oh, yeah, yeah,
for sure, peck pockets are real. Yeah, okay, just throwing
you watch. Number three on the list is Symbols Grand,
Bizarre and Turkey.

Speaker 1 (11:22):
I've never been.

Speaker 5 (11:22):
I bought a leather jacket from there. It's an amazing market.

Speaker 3 (11:25):
I just this list could get number four, The Great
Wall of China. I did just get four. Great Wall
of China like that overrated again, a little bit longer
safety rating. Yeah, a lot of people. Of course, you're
in China, Like, what do you expect you're one of
the great ones.

Speaker 7 (11:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (11:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (11:43):
Number two on the list of dead see and Jordan
never been. That's pretty simple. You got consult.

Speaker 5 (11:50):
It's too salty for anything to I wish it was
more alive.

Speaker 3 (11:53):
Number one on the list the worst rated tourist attraction
in the whole world with Google reviews and complaints. What
do you think it is?

Speaker 4 (12:01):
I was like the Eiffel Tower or something really obvious.

Speaker 1 (12:05):
Of the worst, the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

Speaker 3 (12:09):
Riddled with like person, you're exposure to it as the oscars, Yeah,
and you're like wow. And then you get there and
they're like, ah, poos. There's a literal poos. And then
and then you're like, let's just walk and find some
people we know, and it's like you just you can't
find the stars.

Speaker 1 (12:27):
You want people.

Speaker 5 (12:28):
People are screaming at you about Jesus.

Speaker 3 (12:30):
Yeah, these are there's an optimist prime kind of You
take a photo and.

Speaker 1 (12:35):
There was like give me money for the photo. You're like, no,
I didn't know that was the deal.

Speaker 5 (12:39):
I'm from New Zealand.

Speaker 8 (12:40):
How work stilling little pools stealing little.

Speaker 1 (12:48):
It is so silly, silly, silly that the silly little.

Speaker 5 (12:52):
Pool, silly little.

Speaker 3 (13:01):
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Speaker 5 (13:07):
Why you finished using an app? Do you close it
in the background.

Speaker 3 (13:10):
Yeah, does that mean you'd got to swipe it, swipe
up and get rid of it, close it completely. The
reason I asked this is because the other day last
week I was at the gym bra bruh.

Speaker 1 (13:20):
Right, and do you know what?

Speaker 5 (13:21):
I could see it?

Speaker 3 (13:22):
Man, and I was doing some some holes, some weight
ab holds, Yeah, those planks, and I opened up my
stopwatch and the other day I opened it back up
and it was still going two hundred Is that two
hundred and sixty three hours, two hours, thirty five and
three seconds. It looks like yeah, wow, No.

Speaker 4 (13:46):
Two hundred and sixty three hours, two minutes, fifty three
seconds and something split seconds.

Speaker 1 (13:50):
Yeah, yeah, so a long time.

Speaker 5 (13:54):
Do you know what's this is? So I'm on tour
with seven days at the moment.

Speaker 1 (13:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (13:59):
Jeremy Albert started a timer on last year's tour for
his set when he went out to time as set.

Speaker 5 (14:06):
Yeah, and he opened it again this year and it's
still been going going the whole time ye for a year.
It was nearly three hundred and sixty five days.

Speaker 3 (14:15):
So that is like, that is why I wanted to
ask that question for Selly Little Pole today, because surely
that's not good if your time is going for your
battery right the whole time that.

Speaker 4 (14:26):
Was the whole thing wasn't about closing apps, was like,
oh your better, he's draining close all your apps.

Speaker 5 (14:30):
Closing apps because they're working in the background. I've heard
this before.

Speaker 3 (14:33):
You shouldn't close your apps because every time your phone
needs to reopen an app, it's cranking the it's got
to crank open the whole thing battery. And they're actually
designed to be running in the background, and there are
settings that you can change on your phone if you're
worried about it using data.

Speaker 1 (14:50):
As well in the background.

Speaker 3 (14:51):
I want my low battery mode to be on all
the time. I want it to be the default yellow.
I know, I do.

Speaker 1 (14:58):
I love that as well.

Speaker 3 (14:59):
But and also I don't think it pulls and messages. Fine,
you don't care, you just check when you check.

Speaker 5 (15:03):
He would rather not be approached.

Speaker 3 (15:06):
Yeah, but no, the apples say, and I'm sure it's
the same for Samsung and other like devices.

Speaker 5 (15:12):
You sorry, Sorry, that was a knee jerk, and I
apologize to.

Speaker 3 (15:16):
Yeah, it hurts battery life and performance because they've got
a fully reload when reopened, so leave them on.

Speaker 1 (15:22):
Okay, well, what are the people doing?

Speaker 3 (15:23):
Well?

Speaker 5 (15:24):
The people have spoken, have they?

Speaker 3 (15:26):
Forty one percent said yes, I closed down an app,
forty said once in a blue moon in eighteen percent
of said never.

Speaker 5 (15:34):
Years done with that one.

Speaker 3 (15:36):
So flick it away, close it down completely, madness, What
have the people got to say? Sandra said, I clear
all apps in one go every couple of days.

Speaker 5 (15:44):
Oh yep.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
So she goes through and she goes flip.

Speaker 4 (15:48):
Mine's only let you when I noticed something, I'll go
to find an app and then I'm like Jesus.

Speaker 3 (15:53):
Yeah. Mason said, nope, never just check. I have over
twenty apps open and running. Sure, I could close them
down to say battery, but what's the point. I'm just
gonna open them againing to you guy, and then that
will waste your battery when you Yeah, Meghan said, my
husband does it every time he gets stressed by the
amount of tabs I leave open.

Speaker 5 (16:10):
Oh yeah, okay, Oh the Safari.

Speaker 3 (16:14):
Tag, dude, I think I've got four hundred Safari ts.

Speaker 1 (16:18):
That is wild.

Speaker 5 (16:20):
Michael said, No.

Speaker 3 (16:22):
I usually close out then instantly go back and thinking
I hadn't just been in it. Yeah, okay, yeah, what
is that just kind of sort of an infinity loop,
Isn't it kind of like it's like opening up your
fridge and hoping something news.

Speaker 5 (16:34):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I do it all the time.

Speaker 4 (16:36):
I'm like, Hailey, get off Instagram closer, I'm like, what
else going to look at Instagram?

Speaker 1 (16:40):
Do you know what else?

Speaker 3 (16:41):
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Speaker 1 (16:54):
Jaden says, definitely not.

Speaker 3 (16:55):
Usually it actually uses more battery force closing apps and
reopen them each time, even open and suspends it in
the background, so the research spend.

Speaker 1 (17:05):
Yeah, who keeps it open?

Speaker 3 (17:06):
I feel like I'm getting too old for the silly
little pilsy Casey who keeps it open? So Casey's shutting
everything down every time. Mum turning off the computer at the.

Speaker 5 (17:15):
Wall, yeah, or the Wi Fi at the wall.

Speaker 3 (17:19):
The wall.

Speaker 1 (17:19):
I can't have that tower. I feel like my parents.

Speaker 3 (17:22):
My mumm used to turn off the router overnight and
case got hot house. Some things used to burst into
flames and burn the house down constantly. Constantly printice the
lote Miranda is incorrect and thinking leaving them open in
the background will eat your battery.

Speaker 5 (17:39):
She says.

Speaker 3 (17:40):
Otherwise I shut them down. The wise they're going to
eat your battery and Medal will be listening. Let's see,
well it is always is always listening.

Speaker 4 (17:48):
It is always get to on that because there was
a whole lawsuit thing right that they were listening.

Speaker 1 (17:53):
There are one hundred was chatting to the other day.
We had something pop up.

Speaker 5 (17:56):
Yes, what was it?

Speaker 4 (17:58):
We were talking about something and you're like, oh, there
is the ad for that, and you're like, I have
not googled, and they're like, it's all just in new
Zeit guys, so you would have looked at it already.

Speaker 3 (18:07):
You're like, no, I was that genital cream off for that,
and thank you for your inquiring it. The flare up
has fled down, super You're inflamed.

Speaker 5 (18:16):
That such an inflammation, Natalie said.

Speaker 3 (18:19):
Once my iPhone twelve starts to lose its mind because
it's old and overwhelmed, I pop in and give it
a hand by closing everything down. Yeah, it needs one
of those every now, Yeah, I Teasa said, I just know.
Fletch closes every app and Red Bubble, Hailey, I assume
runs a system of chaos. I I close every red bubble,
but I leave the apps on in the background.

Speaker 4 (18:37):
I have a system of chaos, but not bubbles. I
get everything's clear, emails are cleared, messages a clip.

Speaker 3 (18:42):
Yeah, as we're no and that's why we get on
no bubbles.

Speaker 4 (18:45):
We don't bubble with one of us bubbled that would
be would be allowed to celt each other.

Speaker 1 (18:50):
We're going to be back in a second. Listen, we'll
be back in just a moment. Oh my godness, Sorry,
just a face.

Speaker 5 (19:00):
Lost all respect.

Speaker 3 (19:02):
Sorry, I just found out somebody has five and a
half thousand bubbles.

Speaker 5 (19:04):
Yeah, I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (19:06):
It's tough. It's a tough.

Speaker 3 (19:08):
Look. I just had a week cound up and I
have forty tabs open, said Libby. I can't remember the
last time I went through and closed them.

Speaker 5 (19:14):
Is that bad?

Speaker 1 (19:14):
No, we've learned, it's not no. No, you're all good, Courtney.

Speaker 5 (19:17):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (19:18):
The amount of times I have to go through a
boomer's phone and close the tabs and Internet tabs is
and saying something's wrong with my phone.

Speaker 1 (19:23):
I think it has a virus.

Speaker 3 (19:24):
No, mam, you have ninety seven tabs open on your
Chrome and with thirty apps going in the background.

Speaker 5 (19:29):
Yep, that'll do it.

Speaker 3 (19:30):
And Danielle said, only if my battery is low. Danielle,
it's only making your battery lower. Yeah, only making it lower.
For some little pole today we said, once in finished
using an app, you close it in the background, and
forty one of you percent of you do does that?

Speaker 8 (19:45):
M Podcast Network plays ms flet Hale.

Speaker 3 (19:50):
Nineteen ninety one nine nine zero, hell of a year
for the movies. Die Hard too, Oh yeah, Dances with Wolves,
Misery which is horrible.

Speaker 5 (20:03):
I've ever seen that one. Misery it's so hard, smacks
his shins in yeah, ties them to the bed.

Speaker 3 (20:10):
Ghost where Patrick Swayzey does the pottery, Oh yeah, and
will be Goldberg's there with all these classic it would
says the hands total recall what a movie Pretty Woman,
God Godfather Part three, Back to the Future, Part three,
Predator Too, Good Fellas, The Hunt for in October and

(20:32):
thirty five years since Home Alone.

Speaker 4 (20:35):
It's really possible because I was a baby. I was
born at the end of eighty nine, meaning of nineteen
ninety Is it that you're talking about nineteen ninety I
was months.

Speaker 5 (20:48):
Old, not years.

Speaker 4 (20:50):
But you grew up watching watching this movie as if
it was dropped when I was chous.

Speaker 5 (20:56):
Yeah, it was already old by the time I was
watching it. What the reason?

Speaker 7 (21:01):
Like?

Speaker 1 (21:01):
When do you think the first time you watched it was.

Speaker 4 (21:04):
I would have been like ninety sex or ninety seven
or something, right when I was like sex or seven
years old?

Speaker 3 (21:08):
How did it come out the same year as Goodfellas?
How's that possible?

Speaker 5 (21:14):
Because Goodfellas is so much older.

Speaker 3 (21:16):
Goodfellas feels like and both start Joe Pearstrie holl Of
a year for Joe Pish, Yeah, good year to.

Speaker 5 (21:21):
Be Joe pishe a year for Joe pH Yeah?

Speaker 4 (21:24):
This is so that just it feels off. I don't
feel like it's wrong and you've got your data wrong.
I don't will be issuing an apology. Of course, it wasn't
released in ninety ninety.

Speaker 3 (21:33):
So Daniel Stern, who was one of the robbers, the burglar,
the one that gets the got the break screen, Yeah,
gets e literally cute, it gets the iron and the
face like got the brake scream.

Speaker 1 (21:45):
He was thirty three years old when that movie came out.

Speaker 5 (21:48):
No, because I'm thirty six.

Speaker 3 (21:49):
I know you've just Homer three years older then Daniel
Stern was. So if you were born when that movie
came out, like Hayley, you're now older than one of
the wit What would they win for bandits or the Wits?

Speaker 1 (22:06):
Crazy?

Speaker 4 (22:06):
And we're going to listen to Mov's scream because it's
just so funny.

Speaker 1 (22:10):
I don't.

Speaker 5 (22:21):
He becomes a skeleton.

Speaker 1 (22:26):
That I can't.

Speaker 5 (22:29):
I love it.

Speaker 4 (22:31):
That's crazy that it's thirty five years and yet every Christmas,
like I think I didn't watch it last year, maybe
the year before I did, and I just love it.

Speaker 5 (22:39):
Thank you, Kevin. No, that's home alone too, with the.

Speaker 3 (22:42):
With the Bird Lady's homeline to Lost New York starring
Donald Trump.

Speaker 4 (22:46):
And she gets a little turtle doves. She's got no friends,
she says, thank you, Kevin.

Speaker 1 (22:54):
It is it's three was not good?

Speaker 3 (22:56):
Right?

Speaker 1 (22:56):
Do you need a moment just to I don't know, man,
I don't know what.

Speaker 3 (23:01):
Age is just a number, and the number represents the
rapid decline of one's health. And well, be yes, if
that doesn't freak you out at thirty seven days till Christmas.

Speaker 5 (23:11):
It's not no, it's not no.

Speaker 1 (23:13):
It's not Kindergarten Cop came out in nineteen ninety. How's that.

Speaker 5 (23:18):
It's not it's not a tuma, it's almost penis.

Speaker 3 (23:21):
Girls have a vagina classic movie with many classic lines.

Speaker 8 (23:25):
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Speaker 3 (23:30):
The unmoderated comments section, this is the top six.

Speaker 7 (23:35):
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Speaker 5 (23:35):
What's that mate?

Speaker 3 (23:36):
Yo? Premise and just doing a former pre minister and
Dame was going to be on The Graham Norton Show
alongside Alan Carr, Kate Winsler and Seth Meyers. Yes, wow,
what a couch. So that'll be on TV screens in
New Zealand or on demand on the twelfth of December,
wasn't it TV in Zid's greatest scoop to get Graham
Norton off TV three.

Speaker 5 (23:56):
Yeah, there's a bit.

Speaker 3 (23:58):
They moved in there that was a real that was
like the time do you remember that they stole who
stole Home and Away from?

Speaker 1 (24:05):
Was that they stole that from three?

Speaker 3 (24:07):
Three? And then yeah, when as a kid, three had
the Ninja Turtles, that was the big drawer card.

Speaker 5 (24:17):
Two got the Ninja Turtles. At some stage jus Are
three came in and took Shorty Street.

Speaker 3 (24:21):
You know, well, are the top sex things that are
on my Bengo card for just center on Graham Norton.
Things that I predict what will happen sex on the
last chill refused to flip a kiwi in the chair.

Speaker 5 (24:33):
Always they love the keys on the red chair, red.

Speaker 3 (24:36):
Chair, So she won't want to do that. I can't
do that, not a fellow New Zealand. And then they'll
call it like jab center or tax center, and she'll
be like number number five on the list of the
top sex things that will happen with Just send her
on Graham Norton.

Speaker 5 (24:52):
She'll take a kiwi treat or souvenir. Yes, why do
we do that? Because we're so proud.

Speaker 3 (24:57):
Of our's drinking pineapple?

Speaker 1 (24:59):
I'm next.

Speaker 3 (25:00):
Oh, yes, she could pass out along the couch we
have these at home, or a bottle of New Zealand wine. Well,
you just hold your horses there, Champ number three on
the lesson number four, you can finish your sentence flipped.
She'll bashy, look at the camera and say thank you
when he congratulates her as her time as Prime Minister.

(25:21):
During terrorist attacks, pandemics and generally the start of the
end of the world, okay.

Speaker 4 (25:25):
Yeah, you should be laughed, laughter, laugh and laughter, laughter,
And you know you had a lot.

Speaker 5 (25:30):
We just said you really had a lot of the thrown.

Speaker 3 (25:32):
Thank you him on the air, thank you number three
on the list of the top six things on my
just send her on Graham Norton bingo card.

Speaker 1 (25:39):
She'll make a joke about.

Speaker 3 (25:40):
Pulling strings to get in citizenship, and then someone else
on the couch will be like, I'll have one of
those as well, and she'll say, we'll see what we
can do.

Speaker 4 (25:46):
We can do yeah, car yeah, winslet okay, winslet.

Speaker 5 (25:55):
Yeah, we have a little filmed here she has, Yeah,
Heavenly at Creatures launched her talking about heavenly creatures at
the weekend.

Speaker 1 (26:05):
Phenomenal Melanie Lynsky.

Speaker 3 (26:07):
Yeah, okash that old woman's heading with a brick and
broken a penny hose.

Speaker 5 (26:11):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (26:12):
As they don't want to do number two in the
least of the top sex things. It will happen when
you just send us on Graham Norton. They'll talk about
how great New Zealand wine is, especially his wine, and
what great what makes New Zealand grapes great?

Speaker 5 (26:22):
Yeah, we do have good wine. I think the best
in the world.

Speaker 3 (26:25):
And then Kate Winsley will probably double down on a
request for citizenship because she loves wine.

Speaker 5 (26:29):
As if I needed another reason to go there.

Speaker 3 (26:32):
Yeah, and one of the last of the top sex
things that will happen when you just send us on
Graham Norton for the bingo card, she'll say the word
kindness or kind or be kind or kindly or kindy
or kinder surprise or kinder or kindred ship. Okay, so
that took a bit of a turn in the middle
of d it will start with K I N D that.

Speaker 1 (26:51):
That's one thing for certain.

Speaker 2 (26:52):
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Speaker 5 (26:57):
How like are we right now? To be joined by
the Anthony conductor Sarah Gray Sarah, Hello, Hello, thanks for
having me absolute pleasure.

Speaker 3 (27:06):
Has it insane to be because last year's symphony was
what thirty five to forty thousand people? Is that what
you imagined when you thought I'm going to be a conductor?

Speaker 6 (27:15):
Oh at the hell notes No, And it's epic and
it just keeps growing. Yeah, Like you know, every time
you're in a concert hall, it doesn't matter what audiences
you're in.

Speaker 9 (27:25):
Front of it.

Speaker 6 (27:26):
It's just it's pretty amazing sharing what we get to
do with audiences of any size, because if we don't
have an audience, we don't have any you know what,
We've got nothing to share with, you know what we
put all our effort into. But it's when you walk
out and there's forty thousand people, you know what. People
keep asking me what it's like to conduct forty thousand people,

(27:48):
And I actually don't think it's much different to conducting
to you know, say it's.

Speaker 9 (27:51):
Ten thousand or something, because there's something the strange.

Speaker 6 (27:54):
You walk out on that stage and the visual what
you can see of the audience kind of runs out
before your eyesight runs out.

Speaker 5 (28:01):
Did you blow up a hill?

Speaker 6 (28:03):
So actually, to some point doesn't actually feel anymore right,
the vastness.

Speaker 9 (28:10):
It's like you walk out there and you think, Okay,
all of Auckland's.

Speaker 3 (28:12):
Here, Yeah, well they basically are, they basically will be.

Speaker 1 (28:16):
Well how did you get into this? Like how does
one become a conductor?

Speaker 6 (28:21):
Oh right, yes, so yeah, so I've been a musician
my whole life. I was really fortunate that I never
had that moment in life that I had to figure
out what I was going to be when I grew up.
It just I just kind of snowballed from starting music
when I was really young and just kind of rolled
into UNI, just never thought about it. But I did
my undergraduate degree. I was in performance and composition, so

(28:45):
my instruments were piano, clarinet, saxon, flute, and I was
a composer.

Speaker 9 (28:50):
But by the.

Speaker 6 (28:50):
Time I'd finished Junie, I was doing a lot of
conducting on the side. I was fortunate enough to have
actually been asked back by my high school. I went
to to come back and conduct the school band. And
the end I finished the UNI degree and realized that
I didn't want to be a performer that conducted on
the side, that I actually wanted to be a conductor
that performed on the side.

Speaker 9 (29:08):
That was a big, big switch for me.

Speaker 6 (29:10):
So I, as every brave or stupid one of the
two twenty one year old girls do, I packed myself
up and I moved to the middle of Siberia.

Speaker 3 (29:23):
And of course, of course, yeah, it's the conducting hotspot
of the world.

Speaker 6 (29:29):
So yeah, I moved to Novacebisk to study conducting before
going to Saint Petersburg Conservatire, And yeah, so so I
did all my studies over there, then came back and yeah,
been conducting ever since, and yeah, it's an awesome it's
an awesome gig.

Speaker 9 (29:47):
And then I'm really I love the variety.

Speaker 6 (29:51):
Of what I get to do, because you know, one
day I will be on a main stage conducting, you know,
whether it's Mozart or Marla, and then the next minute
I will be out here with forty thousand in this
you know, crossover space, right, because I I really truly
believe there's no I don't like this compartmentalizing of music
where you say, oh, what music do you listen to? Are?

Speaker 9 (30:12):
Do you listen to classical? Do you listen to rock?
What do you like?

Speaker 6 (30:15):
I like good music, and I feel like every genre
there's good music, and there's bad music in every genre.
And I totally so I like good music. So every
single day I'm doing something different. So I work a
lot in this crossover space where we bring orchestras together
with other kind of typically what other genres, But I'm like, well, no,
put them together and they're their own genre.

Speaker 3 (30:38):
Do you do you see people I do this pretending
to conduct and you're like, oh my god, look they
don't even know what the Mickey Mouse and Fantasia all
the time.

Speaker 9 (30:48):
Everybody air conducts. It's great.

Speaker 3 (30:51):
I don't even know what when you when you when
you got your hands up, like what is that?

Speaker 1 (30:54):
The back?

Speaker 5 (30:55):
People do? They have to go? I love it.

Speaker 9 (30:57):
Look to be honest with you.

Speaker 6 (30:59):
Half the time, I think there's people on stage that
don't know what I'm doing.

Speaker 3 (31:03):
Right, Yeah, okay, I was in the orchestra and in
the media, we're going back some years. I was in
the brass section. Okay, I just pretended to play because
it's too scared to do anything wrong. But the guy
at the front doing that, I would always say to
people around me, I'll be like, what does that do?

Speaker 5 (31:19):
Like do we follow him? And they're like, no, we don't.
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (31:21):
You just play what we've got in front of us,
and hopefully.

Speaker 6 (31:25):
Well I'm hoping I'm hoping that maybe my musicians don't
say that, but basically a good you know, but I
do get us this all the time, like, you know,
what's the point of a conductor? Can't musicians play without
a conductor they've got in front of them, right, And
the answer is yes, musicians can actually play without a conductor.

Speaker 9 (31:42):
They yeah, they can count, they've got the notes, et cetera.

Speaker 6 (31:44):
But the best way for me to explain, especially something
the sides of synthony is that you've got you know,
up to you know, for the synthhony, I think we've
got you know, more than fifty musicians on stage. Now
we've got the Aukland Philemonia, who are the best of
the best musicians in the country. Right they're outstanding, and
but that they come in with fifty you know, different
approaches to this one piece of music, because that's what

(32:06):
a professional does. Like we all approach our you know,
our work differently. My job is to unify. So you know,
I take all these ideas, we marry them together and
it's I liken it to being you know, like a
sports coach. You can have the best players out there
on a team, but unless you have a unified game plan,
it's just going to be a dog's breakfast out there.
You bring everything together. So and then with my hands, yeah,

(32:29):
there's musicians do learn to read your gestures. Like a
good conductor in a rehearsal shouldn't have to speak very much.
The orchestras should be able to read through your hands
and your gestures what you're asking them musically, if you're
any good amazing.

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Speaker 1 (32:58):
We as it gets.

Speaker 3 (33:00):
Looking forward to Manuku Fields Synthhony Festival on the twenty
first of March at Auckland's domain next year. And like
you said, this year, all of Auckland was there. It
was insane, thirty five forty thousand people, So get your
tickets now. Thank you so much for chatting to us
this morning, Sarah Grace, Thank you.

Speaker 8 (33:18):
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Speaker 4 (33:22):
Now there is an American expat. Her name is Lexi B.
Pause for the note. What a great name, please, Lexi B.

Speaker 5 (33:30):
What's up on Lexi B.

Speaker 4 (33:31):
It's like reminds me of Melbay. Originally from Houston, now
lives in Brisbane. Is getting quite confused by the fact
that Australians say maths instead of math.

Speaker 5 (33:45):
Now we've had this debate.

Speaker 1 (33:47):
Obviously because of girl Math.

Speaker 4 (33:49):
This god, I was on a date the other day
and this guy goes something or other something rather you know,
it's like girl math. And I was like, do you
know that that's we we invented that.

Speaker 5 (34:01):
He was like no, I couldn't believe it. Color him impressed. Yeah,
well did it work? Got what I wanted paying off
girl girl Math.

Speaker 4 (34:16):
So obviously we had this debate because when we when
the organic process of girl math came about, we just
sort of said it, and then we wanted to do
our jingle and then put a title on it.

Speaker 5 (34:27):
And then we were like, is it maths or is
it math?

Speaker 3 (34:30):
Because my when we say I've got math's next period
or my first class is maths. To me, it's just
shortening mathematics a postrophe.

Speaker 1 (34:43):
Nor no, no apostrophe no.

Speaker 3 (34:44):
Like you're shortening it, you know, like you're shortening the
word just down to maths.

Speaker 4 (34:50):
Yeah, so mathematics is the full word. Can ever say
I'm going to mathematic No, So it's already a pluralized word.
And she said in America and this is why I
think we Zidium did girl Math, because it was like
popping off in America, right, And then we were like
well people won't not, you know, so we'll say girl
math because it's the more global way. And she was like,
why are you guys seeing maths? And then the Australians

(35:15):
came in in defense of maths, saying you learn mathematics.

Speaker 3 (35:20):
Yeah, that's why mathematics is treated as a plural looking
word ending in an s. So the shortened form becomes
maths now us I know, so UK, New Zealand, Australia
and Ireland kind of stick to that, and it follows
British English traditional language, which New Zealand aherent, but Australians
treat maths is a mass noun.

Speaker 4 (35:41):
Yes, kind of covering a whole thing, and so they
shorten it to math. So a few other comments on
the debate that she sparked, Someses have pointed out rich
from Americans who say lagos legos, not legos like lago.

Speaker 5 (35:59):
When they do lego, they call it lego legos.

Speaker 1 (36:03):
That's weird.

Speaker 4 (36:03):
Yeah, And then Australian said, would it suit you more
if we called it matho?

Speaker 5 (36:11):
We could do matho.

Speaker 1 (36:12):
I maketually surprised.

Speaker 3 (36:13):
Australias don't call it matho matho, that's brilliant yeah.

Speaker 4 (36:17):
And so she said, though by bringing this debate online,
she she's actually done a one eighty and has agreed
that the right, if you go, it is the shorting,
shortening of mathematics.

Speaker 5 (36:30):
And now I don't know what I say because I won.
I very rarely use maths.

Speaker 4 (36:34):
I use my calculator on my phone and that's the
maths or a girl math.

Speaker 5 (36:40):
Which is its own thing. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (36:43):
I wish at the end of this debate I could
say what was the what's the correct one?

Speaker 5 (36:46):
But I don't know.

Speaker 1 (36:48):
Well we're correct, I don't know, but we do both.

Speaker 3 (36:50):
So US, as I said before, US, Australia, the UK, Ireland,
South Africa, and Singapore, Hong Kong because of that English
influence and when they learn English. However, the Philippines because
they are so influenced by American English. Oh yeah, the
Philippines say math and United States and Canada.

Speaker 1 (37:09):
What did you say growing up in South Africa.

Speaker 5 (37:12):
Your lusts, myths? It was always of course, we agree
with the news. It's the shortening of mathmetics.

Speaker 1 (37:23):
Okay, starts South.

Speaker 4 (37:25):
Just done my Afrikaans class and now next period, I've
got myths.

Speaker 2 (37:32):
The podcast network what's called on ms fledged Vaughn and
Haley Beestos.

Speaker 1 (37:39):
You can't shuck it in the bin.

Speaker 5 (37:40):
My uncle's one of the yait to put water on it.

Speaker 4 (37:44):
My uncle's one of the bloody Aussies that used to
work in the mines and now he gets the free
lung chick things the rest of his.

Speaker 1 (37:50):
Life right.

Speaker 5 (37:53):
In Australia. Yeah, this is.

Speaker 3 (37:55):
Something that was put in a lot of building products
because it's flame retardant.

Speaker 1 (37:59):
It doesn't catch and catch fire.

Speaker 3 (38:01):
Well, news that it's in some sand, so kids have
been playing there's a Cama toy, the fourteen piece sand
castle building set.

Speaker 1 (38:11):
It's magic sand, which colored sand?

Speaker 5 (38:14):
It's colored.

Speaker 3 (38:15):
There's black magic sand, green magic sand, and pink magic sand.
So they I, you've purchased that. I don't know what
are they're saying. Immediately obviously stopped playing with it.

Speaker 5 (38:25):
How did it get in there?

Speaker 3 (38:27):
Contact your local council and advice on where and how
did dispose of contaminated spell asbestos?

Speaker 1 (38:33):
What now?

Speaker 5 (38:33):
Because you could run a magic sand you're going to
play in a spestos dumping feet? Do you have expensive No,
I've had. I've had.

Speaker 4 (38:42):
Asbestos removalor done to a house before, and it was
so expensive because they have to like mask up and
then they had to like cover it all up so
it doesn't go because earborne.

Speaker 5 (38:51):
That's the problem.

Speaker 4 (38:53):
Like sand, like literally running your fingers through sand, magic.

Speaker 3 (38:56):
Sand, And have you ever played with magic sand? It's
webbing in the slime. Slime sucks slime. Shout out to
every parent that could magically turned up back home from
the from the two dollars shop with another iffing thing
of slime.

Speaker 4 (39:08):
I follow an Instagram page called Santageous, and I tell
you what. I followed it for years. It sounds like cutting.

Speaker 5 (39:16):
It's just it's just.

Speaker 1 (39:23):
Special. Is pretty cool. Okay, fall through it? Okay, now
I want to follow Santageous.

Speaker 5 (39:34):
Guys, get amongst it, free plug nonspawn.

Speaker 3 (39:37):
Well, I mean, we played some dangerou stuff as kids,
but we were never actively playing with a spestos. We
had my parents' farm had a really old pig sty.
We used it as a pig sty, and the roof
was a sestos and I remember standing on top of
it and we worked out if you kicked it with
the heel of your foot, it would pop out little circles.

Speaker 5 (39:54):
Blawn, that's like so bad, that's so bad.

Speaker 1 (39:59):
So you I'm dying of something.

Speaker 5 (40:02):
They were all slowly dying or one thing or another.

Speaker 1 (40:06):
Lung cancer would probably be one of the worst.

Speaker 3 (40:08):
Ways to go to me. This is what we wanted
to ask this morning. How dangerous was your toy as
a kid. What did you play with as a kid
that you looking back now, you're like, you wouldn't even
be able to do that now, even just like going
on the farm and you know, shooting the slug slug guns. Yeah,
do you know what blows my mind?

Speaker 5 (40:26):
You just don't see.

Speaker 3 (40:26):
Them like you used to. Pogo sticks. Everyone came to
mischief on a pogo stick and they were dangerous. They
were so dangerous and if like you fell off and
then it pogoed up into your chin or your skin
and you smash your face in the ground.

Speaker 5 (40:38):
Trampolines back in the day, trampoline so much exposed edges
and springs that hurt like an emmy if if you
landed on a groin spring pinch.

Speaker 1 (40:47):
But it made us to get you. It made us
be a trampolinist and we fly.

Speaker 3 (40:50):
You know, kids these days, they're all you know, they're
a little soft.

Speaker 1 (40:54):
Nature provided us the best toy.

Speaker 3 (40:56):
You'll never be a tree and now I could not
as a kid that climbed. I love to treat even
just playgrounds back in the day, like some of them
used to just be concrete, or like.

Speaker 5 (41:06):
Concrete and middle and middle.

Speaker 4 (41:08):
Just middle, and you climb up the side of a
middle thing and then slide down a middle thing that
had been cooking in the sun all day years degree.

Speaker 3 (41:15):
North facing, north facing, still slide Yeah, in a wild times. Well, okay,
the phone lines are open. Oh eight hundred dollars at them.
Give us a call, text text nine six nine six.

Speaker 5 (41:26):
What was your dangerous toy as a kid?

Speaker 1 (41:28):
Kids?

Speaker 3 (41:29):
Sand that's been recalled and it's led to a lot
of shutdowns and like some plants, it play centers, early
childhood centers of it's been schools.

Speaker 1 (41:38):
And all sorts of stuff.

Speaker 5 (41:39):
Because there's asbestos in the.

Speaker 3 (41:43):
Cancer causing right, it's well known and it's carstantagine.

Speaker 4 (41:46):
And there's different degrees of asbestos like this. It's not
just asbestos is one thing. There was different types of us.

Speaker 3 (41:53):
Right.

Speaker 4 (41:53):
The stuff that was used in this is different to there,
and it's some of the worse than others.

Speaker 5 (41:57):
How did it get in the sand? Is there? What's
the invent a geishat How did they get in there?

Speaker 1 (42:03):
We come at me? I don't know.

Speaker 3 (42:06):
Isn't there a whole bunch of doors around New Zeeland
that have it. This was a new Stirony a few
months ago. There's all these brand new doors that have
I thought we didn't do the same.

Speaker 5 (42:16):
I thought we didn't do it anyway.

Speaker 3 (42:18):
Anyway, we want to know how dangerous was your kid's
toy growing up? Just I mean just growing up in
the eighties and nineties was oh, we're hearing from it.
There is so many Someone said we had a swing set.
We had a swing set too, you know, the swing,
and then it had the thing we called the lullaby.

Speaker 1 (42:32):
The two persons swing had a slide.

Speaker 3 (42:34):
Now, if you really got going on the swing and
the lullaby at the same time and put it into motion,
the whole thing would would rock, would go.

Speaker 1 (42:40):
Up on two legs at a time.

Speaker 3 (42:42):
And we were just out there and our parents were
just like, well, at least they're outside. Yeah, we're trying
to tip this thing. We're just trying to wreck everything.

Speaker 5 (42:50):
Year. Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (42:52):
My brother and I used to put our mum's smoke
filters in the slug gun and shoot each other.

Speaker 1 (42:56):
That would be nice.

Speaker 5 (42:57):
That's like a that's like.

Speaker 1 (42:57):
A rubber bullet. Well, that's like a nerve, isn't it
a high powered nerve?

Speaker 4 (43:01):
We all know what it was felt like to get
a shot in the trying to roll roll a smoke.

Speaker 5 (43:05):
And she's like, well, you bloody kids are used on
me filters. I'm going to go filter.

Speaker 3 (43:09):
I'm going to throw broad on toy should to see
you down the deer.

Speaker 10 (43:16):
I don't think you need by filters talented. Chuck it
on my tab and I'll saw it out next week.
You know that, You know the sad thing about the
downfall of smoking. Not as many voices like that around anymore.

Speaker 1 (43:30):
Oh I know, yeah, I had a bloody goutsfull of
you kids.

Speaker 5 (43:34):
Did that's me?

Speaker 3 (43:36):
Mum?

Speaker 4 (43:38):
Someone you said you did this fit inside of giant
trektor wheel and it just pushed down.

Speaker 3 (43:44):
We used to have the old two hundred liter drums
and sometimes they were metal, and we'd be.

Speaker 5 (43:48):
Inside and then we'll just roll each other down our hill.
It's crazy.

Speaker 3 (43:52):
We used to do what we used to call all
coming back to me now. We used to call it
land biscuiting. And we're to a tire behind the motorbike
in the past.

Speaker 1 (44:00):
Used to do that at school, Garlas gars a touch
a rug.

Speaker 4 (44:03):
Or something, the magic car, magic carpet, and we used
to just beat up a car with a sledgehammer.

Speaker 5 (44:10):
Yeah, yeah, just smashing windows.

Speaker 3 (44:12):
I'm like six more moon shoes and they called them
sometimes they called them kangaroo or spring shoes as well.
They were shoes with springs in them, and they were
just just the wireless someone else.

Speaker 4 (44:23):
See the moon shoes, and then we had moon shoes.
Thought there were great. Turns out they all got recalled
because hundreds of kids broke their ankles.

Speaker 5 (44:30):
Remember like that.

Speaker 3 (44:33):
We used to play with my dad's old figurine farm
set from when he was a kid, when we were little,
and we'd like suck on it and like, well the
paint was coming off.

Speaker 1 (44:40):
Turns out it was lead lead paints. It was lead paint, of.

Speaker 5 (44:43):
Course it was.

Speaker 3 (44:43):
Of course, my grand dad used to live behind cam
Out and Henderson, so not in a farm or a
big open space, and we used to get a slug
gut and put targets on the fence and shoot them off,
and anyone that we missed were just at the back
side of came up.

Speaker 5 (44:56):
My dad brought me a bow and arrow I was eight.
Me and my cousin used to shoot them up in
the air and try to dodge them as they fell
back down. Remember, but not actual sharp arrows, right with
a bow and arrows.

Speaker 3 (45:08):
But remember lawn dance. Lawn dance was this thing that
was a bit like you'd put a target out and
then you stand at the other end of the lawn
and you'd flick these darts and they'd spin around and
then they had a like a dart and so they
shoot down. People were getting power lever and center of
those things, and then they were like, maybe this isn't amazing.

Speaker 4 (45:28):
Yeah, like back in the day, how when you'd have
a swing set. My day, it was the black rubber mats,
you know, and the bit of bark so if you
hit them, they were soft. Remember when they were just
on concrete. Used to cracky heat open on the concrete. Yeah,
played with mercury in school. I've played with mercury too,
and a thermometer broke. You flick it across the table

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in it, I.

Speaker 3 (45:50):
Know wild, that's like highly poisonous. Alie, what was your kids?
What was your toy as a kid.

Speaker 8 (45:57):
It wasn't a toy.

Speaker 6 (45:58):
We had a school gala at Colin Yeah, I mean
years ago, and you paid five dollars and you could
do firewalking.

Speaker 11 (46:04):
You could walk over the hot rock.

Speaker 1 (46:06):
That's done. That's what you're paying me.

Speaker 3 (46:08):
I'm paying for the privilege're burning my feet.

Speaker 6 (46:11):
Yeah, it was really week like.

Speaker 11 (46:13):
You just had to make sure you moved really quickly.

Speaker 1 (46:14):
Yeah cool.

Speaker 5 (46:15):
What if you fell over on them, if you fell
face forward and put your hands out.

Speaker 4 (46:20):
Of people on either side of in case, but now
you just had to move it.

Speaker 5 (46:23):
Ah.

Speaker 1 (46:24):
There was the wildest thing I've heard at a school.

Speaker 3 (46:26):
Garla, that's crazy, I thought, being towed behind a digger
or attractive.

Speaker 1 (46:31):
Yeah, Alie, thank you and feed you.

Speaker 3 (46:32):
We couldn't afford fireworks at New Year's e so we
made bamboo guns. Basically, you get a piece of bamboo
and you pour kerosene in it and then you pump
something in it and you light and blows.

Speaker 1 (46:43):
I laugh so much.

Speaker 5 (46:44):
Do you remember the kid doing the lighter bombs when you.

Speaker 4 (46:47):
Go and you get them going the chuck on the
ground mark, Yes, I do.

Speaker 5 (46:52):
That's so bad.

Speaker 3 (46:53):
Yeah, someone said homemade slip and slide. It was a
tough hole and water slope, but it usually would like
we'd never because we're had a fear to junk around.
We never had a clear piece of lawn, so it'd
be like over like bits of wood and wood chips. Yeah,
and we weren't allowed to use much water because mom
said we're on tank water.

Speaker 4 (47:16):
We used to go camping at a place out of
concrete slide oh concrete, and you had to go down
on a piece of cardboard and if you came off
the cardboard, you just scrape your knuckles on the side.

Speaker 5 (47:28):
We used to make deadly night shade soup. As a kid.

Speaker 3 (47:30):
You'd go and find all the weeds on the lawn
and pack them out and make soups and then at
the end of it and have a little sip.

Speaker 1 (47:38):
That's insane. That's insane.

Speaker 5 (47:40):
Don't do that more people playing with mercury or someone
said stilts. I remember when.

Speaker 4 (47:48):
You're not that tall, like not super tall, but used
to like go on the main like balance around.

Speaker 3 (47:54):
Original bay blades were kind of dangerous. Not modern bay blades.
The original ones you could create sparks, and we got
we modified ours and put little blades and the you're
so effective with you just this is great. Um, oh,
there's just so many. We did a homemade flying fox.
The plan was to make it end in the creek,
which would be great, great place to drop a fox.

(48:16):
And however we didn't allow for how heavy we were,
so at the absolute peak of the speed on our
flying fox, we all hit the ground.

Speaker 5 (48:24):
So indextent with me and my friend were eight. Oh god,
I don't remember doing this. We broke open glow sticks
and rubbed the glow fluid all of our arms and
our tied body, so we were growing. Probably some complications
from that coming, but not yet.

Speaker 7 (48:38):
Not yet.

Speaker 3 (48:39):
Yeah, maybe a diagnosis in a few years. Maybe were's
the EBB sail down the dump hole at home. We
tried a strip to a tree and we would go
down so offul holes on farms they did these everything's
down there, you just chuck everything down there. And the
EBB sailing down into the Oh my god, we would
have got such a hiding if we played for.

Speaker 8 (48:59):
The Fletchborne and Haley Pod.

Speaker 4 (49:04):
Now just a little update, because we did pop it
up on our socials end of last week. I sent
a DM two Jason Momore, offering to be his dialect
coach because he is going to be filming a New
Zealand TV show.

Speaker 1 (49:22):
Awkward.

Speaker 4 (49:23):
Well, I'll just say he is active now right and
has not seen it.

Speaker 3 (49:30):
Oh okay, so you're in the inbox, but he hasn't
seen it.

Speaker 4 (49:34):
Let me just do a quick little chair to make
sure he's still following me, do you know what I mean?
Hang on followers, Jason, Oh my god, this is going
to be the worst moment of my life on here
right now.

Speaker 3 (49:48):
Because he's had a bit much he's still following. Okay,
Well he was a busy man.

Speaker 4 (49:53):
Yeah, I know, but I might give it a bump. Actually,
we're having some drinks after the show today. I might
give it a bump. Right, Stay tuned for our Christmas
podcast special later. But anyway, we're talking about celebrities on
social media because the girlies were sharing with us this morning.

Speaker 5 (50:09):
How do I think the word used was trap? Yeah? Yeah,
so move over. Shannon's hack.

Speaker 12 (50:14):
Calen's got a hack and it's to get some attention
from a celib Shannon.

Speaker 5 (50:18):
How do you feel about this? Sorry, I'm just I
hate when you guys fire. I mean, I'll feel better
if I get a shout out.

Speaker 4 (50:25):
Okay, shout out to Shannon in the workshop. You think
Flitch is about to absolutely, we don't do.

Speaker 5 (50:30):
Put an end to that. It doesn't out.

Speaker 12 (50:33):
So anyways, obviously this probably isn't going to work with
someone like Taylor Swift who doesn't really use her own
social media.

Speaker 1 (50:40):
Because it's so huge that you could why would you
use that?

Speaker 7 (50:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (50:44):
Yeah, But if this is someone like a B or
a c or a Dalers Salib, I'm talking mine would
be maybe Cody Simpson.

Speaker 5 (50:51):
Okay, great example, are you ready? First thing over?

Speaker 1 (50:56):
Cody simmonsolutely Simpson.

Speaker 5 (51:00):
So what I'm gonna do.

Speaker 1 (51:01):
Is fine Swimmer's pond, isn't it? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (51:04):
And he can still sing fire up my Instagram?

Speaker 3 (51:07):
How is he only twenty eight?

Speaker 5 (51:10):
He feels like.

Speaker 1 (51:12):
He's been around forever.

Speaker 5 (51:13):
Yeah, because he was young. It's quite long. Yeah, he
was very young.

Speaker 12 (51:16):
Okay, anyways, I'm gonna pop take the best maybe little
selfie of myself I've ever taken in my life. Okay,
pop it on my close friends, and then in the
close friends ad just chuck in a little Cody Simpson. Why,
because you can't remove yourself from someone else's close friends.

Speaker 3 (51:33):
If suff opted you out, Oh my god, so wait,
if you're a celebrity and you go to your feed,
you're going to see close friends because Instagram prioritizes your
close friends' stories.

Speaker 12 (51:45):
And here's my thinking, Right, some people have been trying
this on TikTok, and some people have had success with
very minor celebrities. Right, I think this could work because
also you'd be like, huh, who's that? Why have they
put me on my close friends?

Speaker 1 (51:58):
Yeah, and then they would yeah, they'd.

Speaker 5 (52:00):
Click it, they'd click.

Speaker 4 (52:01):
But I don't use close friends. You know, I'm for
full public consumption, but.

Speaker 1 (52:06):
You don't have to use close friends.

Speaker 4 (52:08):
But you could, but if I wanted to, ye, yes, yeah, yeah,
you're momo and yeah yeah.

Speaker 12 (52:14):
Yeah, or you could do that trick and like just
put it.

Speaker 5 (52:20):
So sad he close friends and you're like, it's literally
just me trying to get the attention of a very
famous man with the hottest girlfriend on earth. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (52:29):
Look, it's actually quite genius.

Speaker 12 (52:31):
To be honest, I will say, I do think the
three of you are going to all of a sudden
be added to a few people's close friends because of this.

Speaker 4 (52:39):
Please, okay A very different responses to.

Speaker 5 (52:48):
The attention love the attention call me a close friend.

Speaker 8 (52:52):
That m podcast Needwork play z ms flesh one and Haley.

Speaker 3 (52:57):
We want to talk now about if you hate your
partner's job. What about the job is it that you
don't like. There's a list of jobs where that people
are sharing the professions that their spousers have that they
don't love for various reasons. I mean, I guess the
different hours could be like if you were imagine being
with someone from hospital, but you'd never see them all night, right.

Speaker 4 (53:17):
You never see them, Yeah, you never see them all night,
or being like with us four am.

Speaker 3 (53:25):
In beard at well not you because you don't value sleep,
but you're not going to be at eight o'clock and
the like yeah to the TV down, yeah.

Speaker 4 (53:34):
Or they come up like I always thought this. I mean,
I find it quite attractive. But I think if you
were like married and it was a daily thing, mechanics
coming home with their like oily fingers and they're like
big dirty clothes and you gotta rip them off them
at the door and be like get any of naked.

Speaker 3 (53:51):
Because we were talking about like and you kind of
turned that into something you sounded like by the end
of it, you'd fully.

Speaker 5 (53:56):
Converted to character fat you as we love her on
the show.

Speaker 4 (54:02):
Smelly jobs like a fish or something, and they come
home and they're just like covered them.

Speaker 3 (54:06):
Or if they have to go away for three, two
or three weeks at a time, will always travel for business.

Speaker 5 (54:12):
That's when you put an arrangement in place, right.

Speaker 3 (54:14):
You're sure, yeah, sorry, carry on. I experienced an oil
worker once reads one of these messages from this list.
My X has gone for months at a time, and
every time he came back, there were suddenly a few
different people messaging him. So for a long time, right,
psychologists because they can't apparently can't switch it off. And

(54:39):
you'd go off at them it's something and they'll be like,
now what you're doing here.

Speaker 5 (54:44):
Really toxic behavior, and you're just like just clean the dishes?
Ye yeah, yeah yeah. So was the dishes thing a
deeper issue for you though? As what as the dishes
actually saying.

Speaker 3 (54:55):
In your childhood? Maybe it stems from that, Dad, You're dad,
You're dead.

Speaker 5 (55:00):
Dish is dead. I'm getting dead. You're like, no, just
do that.

Speaker 3 (55:03):
I think there's more to psychology than d dishes, Dad,
all those years to study, well, there's so.

Speaker 5 (55:12):
Many messages pouring and already.

Speaker 3 (55:13):
Okay, this is great. This is what we want to
know this morning. Call us I wight hundred DALs at
him nine six nine sex.

Speaker 5 (55:19):
Do you hate your partner's job?

Speaker 3 (55:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (55:21):
What do you hate about it?

Speaker 3 (55:22):
And why we are talking about what job your partner
has that you don't like? You don't like your partner's job.
Maybe your partner doesn't like their job?

Speaker 1 (55:28):
What I expect about it? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (55:30):
Someone, And I'm surprised somebody took this long. Someone said,
the army away for weeks or months at a time,
so many last minute trips, working nights, weekends, and missing birthdays, weddings,
and anniversaries. Also, he could be home, but you don't
see him because of the the Have you checked behind
have you checked behind the pop plants?

Speaker 1 (55:46):
Because that might be a man in a gilly suities.

Speaker 3 (55:49):
I just feel like I've been here for a week
next to the pop plant measure.

Speaker 5 (55:54):
You were just going about your Oh my god, what
the hell?

Speaker 1 (55:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (55:56):
He told you he's perfectly painted himself the same color
as the wall. Yeah, what's a raisine color?

Speaker 4 (56:04):
This one's quite I imagine this would be hard married
to a cop.

Speaker 5 (56:07):
Anytime he's laid home. I checked the news.

Speaker 3 (56:09):
Oh yeah, yeah, totally. If they're busy, they couldn't really
be text and say hey, we're looking a little late,
because you know, put my running Hey, how I'm.

Speaker 5 (56:21):
Just chasing a robin. I put my lasign. You're in
the microwave. I'm I'm on the tror about this.

Speaker 3 (56:25):
And would be horrible though, wouldn't it dating any any
first responder.

Speaker 5 (56:30):
Trauma as well?

Speaker 1 (56:32):
Totally?

Speaker 3 (56:33):
Someone said Warner Love, that's my boyfriend, Souse tractors and
he loves his job, but he never starts talking about tractors.
I listened to an extent but then just shut off.
He's happy though, because he's just still to.

Speaker 1 (56:41):
A real big wheels.

Speaker 3 (56:44):
And then today I held up lines of cars when
I drove on the road near the farm.

Speaker 4 (56:49):
Oh, I tried to hug to the left on a
blind corner where no one could overtake me.

Speaker 1 (56:52):
Anyway, you just drive on your part.

Speaker 3 (56:55):
Waved them past, but they wouldn't past us waving way
on the road. You've got so many roads on your field.
You've got roads on your farm. You don't need to
go on the road road.

Speaker 1 (57:04):
No, they might be going to there might be a
contract and they go into a different farm. I don't care.
Tractors can go fast doing it. I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (57:10):
There is a crucial part of this econos holding you
up five through.

Speaker 5 (57:15):
I don't know about it.

Speaker 3 (57:16):
Go through the pandox is always saying that's the farmers
that put their sheep.

Speaker 1 (57:21):
On the road.

Speaker 3 (57:21):
Get a tunnel like other farmers sheep tunnels. There's not
nearly as cute. How good is that going in the
south Old the sheep all over the road and you're
like family in New zeal No.

Speaker 5 (57:30):
I like it when they've got the tunnel that goes under.

Speaker 1 (57:31):
The road farmers.

Speaker 3 (57:33):
Yeah, because I'm allowed to walk across the road because
of all the poos.

Speaker 1 (57:36):
Right, get a poose tunnel. Let's start.

Speaker 3 (57:39):
Take some calls, biggs, what do you hate about your
partner's job?

Speaker 11 (57:43):
Good morning? He is a train driver, so he.

Speaker 3 (57:50):
Questions, don't you've got one started about trains.

Speaker 11 (57:54):
He works the most random hours, and if he works
like five or six in a row, no chefs start
at the same time.

Speaker 3 (58:01):
It's not like structure to your Wait a minute, the
saying is like running on time like a train.

Speaker 5 (58:07):
Like a train schedule, it's supposed to be.

Speaker 1 (58:09):
The same every day.

Speaker 5 (58:10):
It's like, Wow, what trains does he drive?

Speaker 11 (58:14):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (58:15):
Trains?

Speaker 1 (58:17):
One one? What you drive?

Speaker 5 (58:21):
Just the YouTube? Just train, the big one.

Speaker 7 (58:24):
The big.

Speaker 5 (58:27):
Does he does he like toast like freight? Or is
it done?

Speaker 11 (58:31):
It's freight?

Speaker 8 (58:32):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (58:34):
One speaks. Have you have you ever gone in one
of the carriages, you know, just like hung out in
one of the carriages.

Speaker 11 (58:43):
No, apparently he is allowed to take me if he wants,
but I have declined.

Speaker 3 (58:47):
That one of the stuff as a man couldn't give
a woman it would be boring?

Speaker 1 (58:57):
Can I go with him as he buy me?

Speaker 3 (58:59):
Can I go with him one day?

Speaker 11 (59:02):
I'm sure he would.

Speaker 9 (59:02):
He'd love to take you.

Speaker 5 (59:04):
Can you just get into personally? DM?

Speaker 1 (59:07):
What about the tunnels?

Speaker 5 (59:09):
My lord Becks got our own one? Does he goes
through the tunnels? Becks?

Speaker 11 (59:16):
Who goes through all the tunnels?

Speaker 1 (59:18):
Okay, well get him to born.

Speaker 5 (59:21):
Okay, all the kids.

Speaker 1 (59:25):
I'm just going We're gonna leave it there.

Speaker 3 (59:28):
Get into d M vorn next, Thank you husband, Emma,
what is your fiance do?

Speaker 5 (59:33):
What?

Speaker 1 (59:34):
What does he do that You're I'm not a fan of?

Speaker 12 (59:36):
Oh well, he's also dairy farmer.

Speaker 5 (59:40):
It's after he spent a day in the tractor in
the summer and has.

Speaker 13 (59:48):
Asked drink as you were, just like after the trainer
has a staked because he's been whitty in the seat, got.

Speaker 1 (01:00:01):
A bit of crotch. Yeah, yeah, just sweat.

Speaker 9 (01:00:04):
It just.

Speaker 3 (01:00:09):
Smell.

Speaker 1 (01:00:10):
Will you walk in.

Speaker 5 (01:00:11):
And you can just know that that's that's our sweat. Yeah,
I'm like, get away from me, don't touch me. I'm
coming and so high darling straight to the shower. Thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:00:22):
Are some messages and so many What what job does
your partner do that you don't like? My husband's a
truck driver. He works nights. I hate been working at
four am because he comes home and he wants a Yeah,
I'm just like, I am.

Speaker 5 (01:00:32):
What the hell of a knight on the road?

Speaker 1 (01:00:35):
I saw?

Speaker 5 (01:00:36):
Since I saw an eighteen wheel of Kenworth.

Speaker 1 (01:00:39):
It was let's do another truck with the bright lights.

Speaker 5 (01:00:42):
Someone just messaged I'm pregnant and that smelly ass comment
made me spewed.

Speaker 3 (01:00:48):
So good runs that small building company. I love the
daily call about what subcontrary had let me down and
was always bloody useless, or what mega rich arsshole hasn't
paid me yet, and just yeah, yeah, it's My partner
is a teacher and I hate it because you always
swears at the TV from six ten to six thirty
when the news is on.

Speaker 1 (01:01:08):
Yeah, but what part of the.

Speaker 3 (01:01:09):
News is not the breaking news at the starts sort
of just just general government. They get the politicians on, Yeah,
talk about about that sort of stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:01:17):
This person hates their partner's job of being unemployed.

Speaker 1 (01:01:20):
Oh yeah, a job.

Speaker 3 (01:01:23):
My ex was a bartender, a personal trainer and worked
at Men of Steel.

Speaker 1 (01:01:28):
Fairy. That was a bad combo.

Speaker 5 (01:01:30):
Do you know what this on the text?

Speaker 1 (01:01:34):
They cheated on them.

Speaker 4 (01:01:34):
I'm lost for a personal trainer? Yeah, in a cocktail,
you know. So if you just guess bartender, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:01:43):
Yeah, yeah yeah, and then men of Steel you assume
want to lubed up shiny gyrating.

Speaker 1 (01:01:51):
You're going to need someone for somebody.

Speaker 5 (01:01:53):
Else my engagement. Yeah, you never know.

Speaker 3 (01:01:58):
Somebody else's husband drives trains. I feel like I'm missing
out on some train rides.

Speaker 4 (01:02:03):
Yes, but about Sykes did tickle me. I work in
specialist mental health as a cognitive behavioral therapist. Yea, And
my husband's favorite line is don't therapize.

Speaker 5 (01:02:13):
Me anything I do.

Speaker 1 (01:02:18):
Yeah, I'm not.

Speaker 5 (01:02:19):
My response is I'm not. I'm wifing you I'm all.

Speaker 3 (01:02:24):
My partner is a private investigator and a large part
of his job is digging into criminal complaints to try
to get the accused off their charges. As someone who
works on the opposing side of the criminal justice system
and has done a lot of work with victims, I
struggle massively with this.

Speaker 1 (01:02:37):
Wow, that's amazing.

Speaker 3 (01:02:38):
Because we did have some messages in as well, because
we us on Instagram. Someone said, yes, he works for
the Los Angeles Police Department and I'm a defense lawyer.

Speaker 1 (01:02:47):
That's like a wrong But that's one of those.

Speaker 5 (01:02:50):
Enemy's lovers. It shouldn't work.

Speaker 1 (01:02:51):
But truly a subplot on the Rookie. I was going
to say it's on the rookie on the Rookie.

Speaker 3 (01:02:57):
Some of the other responses my husband for the railroad,
unpredictable schedule, nice fat check though.

Speaker 1 (01:03:04):
Someone said he's a filthy duty paid to drive the trains.

Speaker 5 (01:03:09):
Passion bro.

Speaker 3 (01:03:11):
Someone said he's a goat color so he's only home
for eight months, eight days a month. It sucks because
they actually like him. Sounds free time. Yeah, doat coloring
like wild goats. He's out shooting the wild must be
imagine if he was doing that from a train dude.
Can you imagine he's hanging out the side of the
train and there's just coats on the side that he's like,

(01:03:32):
bang bang bang bang bang.

Speaker 1 (01:03:34):
Great job.

Speaker 8 (01:03:37):
In podcast. Needwork in fact of.

Speaker 7 (01:03:40):
The day, day day, day, day, dude.

Speaker 5 (01:03:52):
Do do.

Speaker 3 (01:03:56):
This week here at fact of the day, we are
talking about stars of the movies, often the titsilar character
of the film that is on screen for a shockingly
small amount of time.

Speaker 1 (01:04:06):
Yesterday Beetlejuice, Today Bruce, Bruce.

Speaker 4 (01:04:10):
Almighty, No Bruce Willis Springsteen, No Bruce hood Collar kid Bruce.

Speaker 5 (01:04:18):
Anyway, Bruce the shark from.

Speaker 3 (01:04:21):
Jaws, the mechanical shark known as Bruce, was supposed to
be on screen almost like.

Speaker 1 (01:04:29):
All the time.

Speaker 3 (01:04:30):
Yeah, However it just constantly kept breaking down. It was
made for fresh water and the saltwater that they were
shooting and just did not come, did not want to work.
So Steven Spielberg on the fly had to be like, well,
how are we going to do this? And just basically
the point of view shots, so like how the shark
would see people underneath you're seeing the shark music editing,

(01:04:55):
and of course the most famous, probably the most famous
aspect of Jaws is this.

Speaker 1 (01:05:05):
Yeh God, so it probably made his movie better.

Speaker 3 (01:05:11):
Yes, it did, they said, they absolutely did, because the
parts where you do actually see the shark.

Speaker 5 (01:05:15):
It's very obviously not a real shark. I've seen the mechanical.
It's a universe, it's there.

Speaker 1 (01:05:26):
But I mean that movie is very win with seventy
so I mean for the day, it was good.

Speaker 4 (01:05:30):
But you're right, it's the anticipation, the suspense of it.

Speaker 3 (01:05:34):
Yes, for not seeing Yes, that's also why they reckon
that it caused people to be so scared of swimming.
It's because they thought they wouldn't see the shark coming
because you because you don't see the shark and jaws, no,
that's so good or in real life like that thing
will just be on you. So Spielbel called a theater
of the mind. Yeah, I think he borrowed that term.

(01:05:54):
I think that was a well established term by that
By this stage, I'm going to I'm gonna restart the
theme song as I tell you that the movie ran
for one hundred and twenty four minutes. Do your maths
on that. That's two hours four minutes.

Speaker 5 (01:06:06):
The shark was hang on, I'm going to do the math.
So sixty minutes.

Speaker 3 (01:06:10):
Yet two hours, four minutes, two hours, four minutes and
the shark was on screen for less than four minutes.
Holy two hours of no Shark. Does that include the
shark point of view sharks? No, it's only when you
see the shark. Only when you see Wow, that's incredible
form or another.

Speaker 5 (01:06:27):
I haven't watched this movie in years. That's worth it.

Speaker 3 (01:06:30):
I'm not watching over with my kids though, because they're
already scared of the ocean.

Speaker 5 (01:06:32):
No, no, no, no, no, you'll traumatize them.

Speaker 3 (01:06:34):
Yeah, but me, you're got to start it with Nemos
and SpongeBob and stuff. That's why I think that was
called Bruce Shark and Nemo. Well, no, was it Nemo
or sharks tawl? No, but that was Nemo. I saw
somebody as went to Halloween as Nemo and a plastic
bag and their friend was holding the plastic bag. I
thought that was brilliant. Yeah, I'm going to steal it

(01:06:55):
for next year. I think it's a great idea.

Speaker 5 (01:06:56):
Now we've alady got our sort of for next year.

Speaker 3 (01:07:00):
As another Halloween party where no photos.

Speaker 1 (01:07:03):
Photo, that's gonna.

Speaker 5 (01:07:08):
Photo. So today's fact of.

Speaker 3 (01:07:09):
The Day for titular character that spends bagger al time
on screen is Jaws, where Jaws the Shark was on
screen for less than three percent of the movie.

Speaker 7 (01:07:19):
Fact of the day, Day Day, day day.

Speaker 8 (01:07:26):
Do do the z M podcast Network play z m's
Flesh Worn and Haley.

Speaker 4 (01:07:41):
Well, I'm continuing my I guess vow to be always
open with our listeners and to embrace the man. I
reckon yesterday was one of the worst messages I've had
to send to someone. I how did I have connected
with physically recent I mean.

Speaker 1 (01:07:58):
I'll say it could be worse.

Speaker 3 (01:08:00):
Oh no, it's probably not where the listener's mind is
going to be honest.

Speaker 5 (01:08:07):
Well, people have to tell people they.

Speaker 4 (01:08:09):
Contracted all sorts of thing when they've contracted something, and
then you've got to do You've got to do the right.

Speaker 3 (01:08:14):
You got to do a stroke due diligence, Jude diligence.

Speaker 1 (01:08:21):
What does that mean?

Speaker 5 (01:08:22):
Jesus due diligence.

Speaker 3 (01:08:25):
That's not the right You've got to use do your
due diligence.

Speaker 1 (01:08:29):
Why can't you say it?

Speaker 5 (01:08:30):
You just got to do the right thing.

Speaker 1 (01:08:31):
The right thing is.

Speaker 3 (01:08:32):
It's not due diligence, due diligence. It is different from
jiu jitsu. Jealousy. You do just what you do before something. Yes,
this is after. This is I've never thought about that.
Due diligence is the post version of due diligence, the.

Speaker 5 (01:08:56):
Right, right, Okay, anyway, this isn't what I'm referring to.

Speaker 4 (01:08:59):
Anyway, I haven't had to make that phone call yet,
so okay.

Speaker 5 (01:09:07):
Just a little recap.

Speaker 4 (01:09:08):
I really screwed up my face at the top of
October by picking at things and putting all the wrong things,
and it leading to what was eventually, after a number
of doctors appointments, was a staff infection diagnosis on my face.
I went on antibiotics and it cleared quite quickly, and
then I was like, here we go. And then what
happened was I didn't really continue to take good care

(01:09:31):
of it, and so the staff returned. And that's when
I went to see doctor Shawnee in an emergency because
no other doctors were free, and he gave me more
antibiotics and then it got rid of it again. And
then while I was away recently, just last week, I
noticed a couple of spots coming back and this is

(01:09:51):
on my face, and I was like, here we go again.
So I messaged doctor Shawnee on the weekend because he's
not allowed to be my doctor.

Speaker 5 (01:09:59):
You can't have friends your doctors.

Speaker 4 (01:10:00):
But I was like, before I can go and book
in with my doctor, it's back.

Speaker 5 (01:10:04):
What should I do?

Speaker 4 (01:10:05):
And he said, I need to do stapholocus decolonization. What
stapho loccus decolonization basically is like, I've got a very strong,
robust wahing neretre staff infection which is strong and resilient
and is not responding and it's becoming recurrent.

Speaker 5 (01:10:27):
So I have to You've got to do like a
protocol for seven days, which means protocol, a protocol, what's
the protocol? So it's basically just shoving stuff up your
nose because that's where staff can live, and putting things
on the face and trying to if we're going on
into antibotus again. But part of it was I've got
to like hot wash everything that I've touched on my clothes,
my bedding and everything. So I ring Mum and I

(01:10:50):
was aware and I say, can you just strip the bed?
And she was so good.

Speaker 4 (01:10:52):
She washed my thirty five year old teddy bear and
all that. She sorted my house and gave everything a
really good wash all the towels, flannels, anything.

Speaker 5 (01:10:59):
My face is hush. And then.

Speaker 4 (01:11:02):
Doctor Johney did point out it's worth letting people know
who you've whose bid, you've slept, that they.

Speaker 5 (01:11:10):
Are going to need to do this.

Speaker 3 (01:11:11):
You have been in so many hotels, You've been in
so many beds.

Speaker 4 (01:11:17):
I haven't been in so many hotels, but that they
bloody strip those things and send them.

Speaker 3 (01:11:21):
All they send them to and they get good bleaching,
and yeah good because even you know, I'm definitely the
least grubby of the three of us when it comes
to hotel well sullied some sheets in your time, my friend.

(01:11:46):
I'm just like, these things need to be burnt, burnt.

Speaker 4 (01:11:50):
I know, I'm not calling I've literally stayed at maybe
like ten hotels in the last two weeks.

Speaker 3 (01:11:55):
Like I'm not.

Speaker 5 (01:11:55):
Yeah, that's not that's not my digital I.

Speaker 3 (01:11:59):
Think also part of the and you're so sick and
your body isn't healing because you're not sleeping and not eating,
you're partying.

Speaker 5 (01:12:06):
Yeah, yeah, you just gave me a slice of apple.

Speaker 1 (01:12:12):
You have a whole apple a day to get the
doctor away, not.

Speaker 5 (01:12:16):
Get off my.

Speaker 4 (01:12:17):
Back anyway, So it may have to let someone know
and then I wait, you haven't let them know yet? No, no, no,
I have, so I had. I just seemed a physical
connected person message being like.

Speaker 5 (01:12:34):
Hey, a good week, letting you know that staff is back, baby,
and you have.

Speaker 3 (01:12:46):
To hot wash all of your star Isn't that the
same for scabies everything as well? Don't I've got courdies.
I'm just and there's good sound on sheets that briscoes.

Speaker 1 (01:13:02):
At the moment.

Speaker 5 (01:13:03):
Well, do you think I have to deliver this dude
some free sheets.

Speaker 3 (01:13:05):
Because I think and a mattress protector and actually maybe
a new mattress.

Speaker 5 (01:13:10):
This is not sexy stuff. And I doubt I'm going
to be getting a second overnight hang because yeah, I
reckon have to message someone and being like, hey, hot
wash well your stuff because I've got a facial staff mate.

Speaker 8 (01:13:24):
Does that end podcast network?

Speaker 5 (01:13:26):
What could it have worn?

Speaker 1 (01:13:27):
I just packed up.

Speaker 3 (01:13:28):
I saw Switch packing up, and then Pavlov Dog just
set of packing up because Switch leads the way.

Speaker 4 (01:13:34):
We're actually off to have a fun afternoon together, the
five of us. Yes, we're doing some podcast records for
over the summer.

Speaker 5 (01:13:41):
Our cocktail special on a Tuesday, which is Haley has
fine No, And.

Speaker 4 (01:13:46):
I feel very responsible for the fact that we have to,
you know, have drunks on a Tuesday to accommodate me.

Speaker 5 (01:13:51):
And I appreciate it, but we're not getting carried away
like we did two years ago. I don't need any
more new scars on my knee. Very responsible. Okay.

Speaker 4 (01:13:59):
They're calling it the kiss of doom on TikTok okay.
This is of course a new theory calling it the
forehead kiss of doom, suggesting it signals an impending breakup
or end of a situation hip.

Speaker 5 (01:14:13):
It's when they.

Speaker 4 (01:14:14):
Say, when you receive the buye on the forehead, you
have forty eight hours left before because it is done.

Speaker 3 (01:14:24):
They're so repulsed to kiss you on the laps and
even the cheeks.

Speaker 5 (01:14:27):
And then it's sort of tongue in cheek.

Speaker 4 (01:14:29):
But then a lot of people come in and being like,
this is the most accurate thing ever because it's not
intimate the heads lovely.

Speaker 5 (01:14:37):
Yeah, but then followed by a kiss on the mouth
or kiss somewhere else, not just the forehead.

Speaker 4 (01:14:42):
They say that some people are like, it's romantic, it's
a genuine love, but a lot of people saying no,
it is like they no longer want to be super
intimate with you. It's dismissive. It's sort of just you
know how kisses get real tight after a while, like man.

Speaker 3 (01:14:58):
But just the difference. Sometimes it's nice just cause somebody
on the forehead.

Speaker 4 (01:15:05):
Someone said the longest they went after a forehead caiss
was four days because it was over.

Speaker 5 (01:15:10):
Why is this, Jesus?

Speaker 1 (01:15:11):
What generation is this?

Speaker 5 (01:15:13):
What do you think?

Speaker 1 (01:15:14):
What do you think?

Speaker 4 (01:15:15):
Well, yeah, it's just a sign that your partner is
about to leave you.

Speaker 3 (01:15:19):
Yeah, Well, if you get a foe head, cass, what
you should do today?

Speaker 4 (01:15:23):
Women in particular, listen to me as the as the
sane sound of mine woman Hailey Sprow.

Speaker 5 (01:15:29):
If your partner.

Speaker 1 (01:15:32):
She's a part time, she's a part time, same person a.

Speaker 5 (01:15:34):
Part time and now I'm on. If your partner kisses
you on the forehead today, what you want to do
is you want to draw back. You're gonna go. Don't
you love me anymore? Just start? Don't do that?

Speaker 4 (01:15:43):
Start there, don't don't do that. Tell me all the
things that, all the reasons you don't love me anymore,
tell me, and you push them, and you push the push.

Speaker 1 (01:15:54):
To you.

Speaker 5 (01:15:56):
It sounds all I did was try and love you. Yeah,
Are you leaving me? Is it because I'm hungly? We
start there, off we go, and we'll just let that.
That's just my little relationship advice. I don't know. You
should give a drink.

Speaker 3 (01:16:12):
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Speaker 1 (01:16:18):
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did yeah great, and rate.

Speaker 3 (01:16:23):
And review and maybe get out there and try to
make some friends.

Speaker 1 (01:16:30):
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