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June 9, 2024 • 11 mins

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; We continue reading the Texts from our "What'd you see in Someone House?" Phoner from today's Big Pod!

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Fleas and Haley's little bit of Pod. Great things are
brewing at mcafe, the perfect start to every day. Welcome
to a little bit of Pod. And it's an overflowing pod. Yeah,
it's a.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Little bit overflowed from our phone. It's on the things
you've seen in the house. If you're a trader or
someone that goes into other people's houses.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
Yeah, which you would have hurt us set up and
talk about in the Big if you haven't, your simple
must oh, my god, simply must. So some other things
people have seen in other people's houses. I found a
torture limb stretching machine in someone's garage.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
Oh, yeah, you keep yours.

Speaker 4 (00:36):
Yeah, I wouldn't bring it into the main house.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
Yeah, people like collect weird ship. Yep, it's not or
was it actually used? The torture sex thing. It might
have been.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
When I was young enoughten go to jobs with my dad,
he did TV antenna installs R O P.

Speaker 4 (00:55):
Yeah, I think you read this in the Big Pod.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
Did I know that's here?

Speaker 3 (01:00):
I think I just it was for us.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
It was just a pro that I'll be like, the
ads are on and I just run my own little
radio show.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
Yeah, and we and they they.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
The listeners in this radio show.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
Cutie thinks he's on the radio longer than on the radio.

Speaker 4 (01:16):
It's so funny.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
He's got Johns with my dad doing TV installs.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
We went to a house and Dad said these are
lovely ladies and had absolutely no idea that were lesbians
until we went to their bedroom to install a TV
antenna and the adult fun toys were laid out all
over the bed.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
Dead quickly said, why don't you shoot back out of
the car right, I'm not going to be long then,
just just splaying across the.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
Beds made though for lisbians. Just have like a cabinet
next to the like a long display cabinet, like like
my mum has got a china keeps.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
My mom doesn't have any dildos in the china cabinet.

Speaker 4 (01:54):
Do you know what you want?

Speaker 5 (01:54):
If you can't see, it's out of sight, it's out
of mind. If you're on display at all moments, you're like, hang,
I thought I.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
Was in the mood for a I'm actually in the
mood for b.

Speaker 4 (02:06):
The ass yeah, or some abs baby anal beads, oh.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
Yeah, yeah yeah, goodness. Overwhelmed now that she said that
little Vanilla Smith needs a moment.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
I've been on the flip side of this situation. I
had my property manager to come over to do a
house inspection. Now I knew because they booked well in advance. However,
I'd forgotten while I was wildly hung over naked on
top of my beard.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
She needed pretty quickly.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
Oh that's a good way to get them out of
your house so they don't inspect it.

Speaker 4 (02:37):
Yeah, yeah, thought I wasn't ready. I'm so sorry.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
I went for an electricians. A tenant had a noise
in the laundry. We turned up nothing in the laundry,
but we could hear the noise. What we found was
on the other side of the laundry was somebody's bed
and a vibrator had fallen down the side of the
beard I was on.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
Yeah, the wall. Do you remember there was a problem
last year? Your father and law used to live in
that apartment building and someone You can get devices disruptors
that do this. You set them up and put them
on the window kind of frame on when you.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
Go out, you just fluck them on and they go
and like made specifically in China for high density high rises.
If your neighbors like upstairs, stomp or whatever. Yeah, just
toss them off everybody around you.

Speaker 3 (03:21):
But it's really hard to pinpoint who's got it.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
Yeah, yeah, that is awful, but that's I mean, if
you want to do it on the cheap deal too,
against the war by the sounds of things. Yeah, my
friend who was a service repair guy, fixed washing machines
and this woman was in the house, which was fine,
and he said she came out naked and he just
kind of got out of there.

Speaker 3 (03:40):
Okay, she was closed when you arrived, and then she
takes her clothes off.

Speaker 4 (03:44):
Maybe it's like a little voyeuristic or sort of exposure.

Speaker 3 (03:47):
I can hear something.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
Test.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
My sister went to pick up something that she'd bought
off trade me. The wife aunts at the door. She
was really upset and she's my sister said I'm here
to pick up whatever purchase and she said, my husband's
just died. And then step aside and she saw the
old man did on the floor. Oh my godly fu.
She answered the door because she thought it was the
emergency service that she'd called the ambulance and everyone was
rushing the just time to trade me pick up?

Speaker 1 (04:12):
Can I get because it's just.

Speaker 3 (04:14):
A table they get here because I.

Speaker 4 (04:17):
Sort of don't live on this side of town.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
To rush hour, I'm not going to be able to
get it out of here because they're going to spoil around.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
I don't need you guys to help me move it,
Just me to where it is.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
You got it out and ready to go, right, Yeah,
wiped clean, folded down. If it can't been clean, how
long do you think you'll be It's just that it
was going to be clean and it hasn't been clean, and.

Speaker 5 (04:41):
He's okay, maybe I'll just take twenty dollars off of
the conte back and we'll just call it the I'm
so sorry.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
He his spirit won't have gone into this wallet because
I'm just thinking that if it's twenty.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
Haunted discount, I only need to pay for this to
have a blessed cleans.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
I was a property manager. We've seen dildos hanging six wings,
weird crops, and cupboards with walls removed, shrines to partners
or ex lovers. One person's had the entire lounge had
posters of Jennifer Lawrence top to bottom, floor to ceiling.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (05:22):
Big fan of the Hunger Games.

Speaker 2 (05:23):
There By the sounds of things I'm a nanny, so
sometimes I have to go into a pearents room to
put a baby to sleep.

Speaker 3 (05:28):
I've seen sex toys.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
Lube lingerie, a bucket full of vomit from a hungover dead,
used condoms just flung on the floor, pretty much anything
you wouldn't want someone to see if you've got someone
living in your house or coming out. Yeah, just not
just grubby, that's grubby. You're a grubby bubby.

Speaker 3 (05:48):
I used to work for the food delivery company.

Speaker 2 (05:49):
One day I was on deliveries and I had to
drop it off as a bar to a bar as
it was a wholesale order. Tried the front and it
was locked, went out the back and it was open.
I heard weird noises and there it was. Two little
workers get into it. Yeah, bag in the storeroom. That's
already happened to that. So it's at workplaces as well.

Speaker 3 (06:07):
Because we read the pegs A that.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
Was good, that was a favor.

Speaker 2 (06:13):
Yeah, yeah, weirdest thing not shooting you. Was doing a
building inspection, went into the roof space. As us climbing up,
the lady said, oh, don't worry about the purple coffin
up there. But as a young fella. I couldn't help
but have a little weee looks. There was a full
sized purple coffin waiting for her, and I was like,
I want to what's in here? And I went and
opened it. I was like, well, it's not a body

(06:35):
opened it more than whips change and six toys.

Speaker 5 (06:39):
Their question is if you had have listened to six
Dot Life, yeah, you'll know that there that's a bit
of a kink because Morgan went to a six club
and there was a coffin there and you can kind
of get in, you can climb into it, but what.

Speaker 2 (06:50):
A painted and the cross space in the roof if
you ever put anything on the ceiling, thing's up and
down a little one, a full sized confin way down.

Speaker 4 (06:58):
All of you still got a dominatrix on our hands.

Speaker 1 (07:02):
What's the kink of getting into the coffin that you're
that's clust your phoeback.

Speaker 4 (07:06):
And I don't think Morgan got into it because she
was like, it's very tired, call.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
Me old fashioned. Let's just do hand stuff on the count.

Speaker 5 (07:12):
You know, not even to each other, just to the
vicinity of each other.

Speaker 1 (07:19):
Po yess, we don't need to get the coffin all
the way down and stuff on the counter is are
you okay?

Speaker 3 (07:26):
It's sort of poorly winch system to get that coffin
back up.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
Coffin nice steers down from the attic. Don't they even
getting a coffin?

Speaker 4 (07:35):
That gravity is working against you.

Speaker 3 (07:38):
Absolute nightmare. I'm a painter in Wellington.

Speaker 2 (07:41):
You could write a bloody book about the stuff we've seen,
but the best would be the only fans model doing
a job while weeded ours. We're in separate rooms. Obviously
did joke on us if she needed a hand with anything.

Speaker 1 (07:53):
Here.

Speaker 2 (07:53):
We're like talking dirty to people through the wall as
we were like quietly painting, and they said, I've never
seen painters work so quietly.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
Yeah yeah to the lads. What a tree for the lads.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
Yeah, I was a proper manager.

Speaker 3 (08:09):
I fully had made them well aware.

Speaker 2 (08:12):
That this is inspection was happening at this time on
this day went round mid orgy.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
Oh wow, Org, more than.

Speaker 2 (08:19):
Five day.

Speaker 1 (08:24):
And five masters, Org, I think five pluses. Org.

Speaker 5 (08:27):
Yeah, if you're calling beneficial, if you're calling making love
with four people prison and org, No, No, you're trying
to meet something cooler than you are.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
Yeah, googling this on the work WiFi.

Speaker 2 (08:40):
How many people does it have to be to be
an org whether it's a common occurrence or a special occasion.

Speaker 3 (08:45):
And orgy is an event not to be missed?

Speaker 2 (08:47):
Category categorize this group six between four or more people. Four.
That's what somebody said Cora, which is a questions website.
What I always say, like matura mature read it, But
it's not because what anim number of people require for
an orgy? Most people who are like group six, three
peoples are three some four people are force them, and
an orgy needs to include five or more people.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
Yeah, agree, because also it's an it's an odd number
because a foresome it would just be a couple sway.

Speaker 5 (09:15):
Yeah, so that there's sort of wacky activities happen, some
double things.

Speaker 3 (09:21):
What happens in a six person fletch? Do you here
for your expecise?

Speaker 1 (09:27):
Yeah, that I have no vorn.

Speaker 3 (09:30):
But then also what if it's an orgy.

Speaker 2 (09:32):
And there's five people and automatically kind of goes to
a couple and a threesome and it's happening.

Speaker 5 (09:37):
Talking and that's your fear talking in your self esteem
here because you think you're going to be five or.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
Four of five, but you're just on the count.

Speaker 4 (09:43):
You might be one of the two.

Speaker 3 (09:44):
Wait, but no, the coutures. That's different altogether.

Speaker 1 (09:48):
That's someone could just be watching and.

Speaker 3 (09:50):
Sometimes counter telling numbers. That's not an orgy.

Speaker 2 (09:54):
If there's two couples, couples going at it and the
fifth persons just watching.

Speaker 3 (09:58):
That's not an orgy. What if you'reatching on the bed
that swing.

Speaker 4 (10:01):
Or if they're on the bid stroking an arm or something.

Speaker 2 (10:06):
Lightly involved, I would I wouldn't put them as a
fool still involved. And then there's cast members and part players.
You know, he's like a part player. Okay, okay, yeah,
so okay, let's set the rule here. It's gonna be
five people and they've got five plus five.

Speaker 4 (10:20):
Yeah, just be message that we need to do a
content morning. So let's go back.

Speaker 3 (10:25):
I will put back.

Speaker 2 (10:26):
Okay, Well, this is the end and we'll see you
again at the start, which you will have revery heard
at the start and end.

Speaker 1 (10:31):
Yeah, okay, welcome to Welcome to fucking stop being a bratt.
Welcome to a little bit of pod the following content
he's got on the mind here we go. Welcome to

(10:52):
a little bit of pod the following podcast contains talk
about and it is not it was due to a
NU miracle.

Speaker 3 (11:02):
You know, the end of the podcast. You have all
your answer.

Speaker 1 (11:06):
What I should say is the following podcast contains all
the logistics. It is meant for young ears. So if
you are young is, or you don't sensitive is or
yeah maybe a Vanilla Vaughn or if you think an
auges four plus people not five plus people, this is
not for you.

Speaker 2 (11:23):
And then when you get to the end of this podcast,
as soon as the end is rewinded at the start
of the podcast, and listen to this again. And then
listen to this again because this was recorded alf directly
at the end of the podcast.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
It's time and this little bit of is an overflow podcast.
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