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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Fleas Wood and Hayley's little bit of Pod.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Great things are brewing at Macafe, the perfect start to
every day.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
It is so.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Probably should get that re recorded, didn't we? Now?
Speaker 3 (00:28):
No?
Speaker 4 (00:29):
Never well to.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
One's full god full noise. It's who But I will
say now little is pause the podcast and come back
to that one when there's not little naughty. It is
a naughty little pod. And at any stage if you
find the following content of Naughty Little Pole too much,
tap out. Yeah. What is the question that we asked?
(00:52):
What's your number one kink? And that's fucking full it's
what's the number one kink? Anybody here wants to.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
Share before we get three to one and we just
say it three.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Two one sleeping humbug sleeping Yeah, that's pretty good. Sexy kank,
sexy knk. What's the number one? I will say, we're
not hitting young anybody's young, god no, and thank you
for sharing. They will be anonymous. I learn a lot.
I think we should be anous. Should I say gender?
Speaker 4 (01:30):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Yeah? Or maybe first letter? And then to be honest,
it's assumed gender. Yeah, that's true. Female is says heaving
control taken away from me? I'm normally such a control
freaking every aspect of my life, but in the bedroom
I love to do Yeah, submissive, being submissive.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Oh my god, you're going to be quite popular.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Yeah. I can see all these people's Instagram handles and
I really want to like no they and kind of
get a bit of a feeling of their life. Well,
you've just got the screenshots, so you can't do that.
I can't click the link. Easy, all right, Next we'll
started there. Let's go to mail b. Okay, I imagine
him or someone might have nailed it first time. I'll
(02:12):
say about the name. Many works if you start guessing
their names and you didn't need to say yes. But
it's ss lightly dabbling in water sports like marking what's mine?
Like a little doggie?
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Little doggie.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
Let's retro aspectively beat that.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Name, Jared, everybody's got their name? Yeah what a sports? Wow? Okay,
I mean it's funny when you're in the shower and
you're w on someone and then they work out your
wing on them. But I couldn't do it out of
the shower. Hey, gis ho, GISs hop, look on you.
Shennon has just said water sports was by far The
most common response really was it but like, okay, okay,
(03:03):
it was.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
By far the number one response by a lot.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
I would say maybe thirty plus people sit it.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Wow. Yeah, how many responses would we have had for this.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Close to one hundred?
Speaker 2 (03:18):
It was hard that people just were honest and and
when people.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Were referring to this caink, everyone used the term water sports. Okay, yeah,
piss play. Yeah, it was always water sports. I wasn't
going to say it, but yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Does that happen in any of this auto? No, what
is this erotica literature that you're reading and listening?
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Sure it does.
Speaker 5 (03:36):
One of the books I'm reading, There's no, there's not
a lot of that. When you choose a book, it
says at the top kind of like bdim and this
and that and biscuits, biscuits, Yeah, all the hashtags of
anything involved in that book.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Yeah, and so water sports would be one of them.
And across that.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Okay, okay, good for you. If you're in you're like
you're in a bright orange Baroccoe, so you really know
you're doing it, or the closest to water that you're weasing, you've.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Got to be hydrated, surely.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Just a question from someone who's not into it. Ah, female,
Oh says kissing someone wearing a mouthguard as my big cake?
What because you're making out of the sports persons rugby
player and you're like, oh yeah, never even thought that
is it? Because like their boyfriend comes home from rugby
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or they maybe won a game. And she rushed onto
the field after and was like and she was like,
oh wait, Jared said, do they meet a teeth grinding
mouth guard that you wear when you sleep? Oh, that's
that's not a six that's on a six see.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
Grinder where if I get into be with my retainer
and then it's looking like we're heading to Poundtown, I'll.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Take it out and Poundtown. Then just they you missed
it's on. Then he's on the bedside table. Isn't in
the u K. Isn't Poundtown like a dollar store?
Speaker 1 (05:04):
The dollar storeundtown?
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Female A sees her biggest cank and number one cank
is male male? Female? Oh okay, out numbered yeah my males.
Does she like it when the two guys will come
for either okay? Rights also the letters of my cat
which major marry fluffing because sometimes people and I'm like here, yeah,
(05:30):
two boys one girl anonymous a. I don't know the gender, okay,
because there's so it could be an Angela or an Aaron.
Their number one cank is praise.
Speaker 5 (05:40):
Oh yeah, it's a big big in the book world
to me, Like you're a good girl there.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
Like, hey, you're a good girl.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
So they're like nice things. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Look what you're doing really well? Like what do they say, like,
look at you, You're you're doing great.
Speaker 5 (05:57):
Yeah, I can't it's probably a little bit much for
on the pot the praise endless.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
You really heep it on?
Speaker 1 (06:03):
You really heep it on?
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Keep on the praise.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
I thought that was what you.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Were saying, your lover such a great job, dinner was
so delicious.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Yeah, sure, that's point, Like.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
What no one think I think they mean.
Speaker 5 (06:20):
I think they mean in the draw like yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, sure.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
That no one sucks like you.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
That's maybe you're terrible at this. Yeah okay, I'm going
to work on here.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Yeah yeah, yeah, okay, So the cank has been praised,
but then that's not going to work for someone that
doesn't like being praised or want.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
You guys who hate compliments.
Speaker 5 (06:44):
Bravo on the blow job you'd be like, oh, sure,
stop it, it was nothing.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
I take the comments. Having never given a blow job,
I think if it was my first time, and if
someone said that this guy very quick given a blow job,
he was very quick to say that way it's given
when they give it to you, or when you give
it to someone else. We get someone else. Oh you
have done that. I haven't done the other one. Anonymous
tea female says, my cank is someone in a more
(07:11):
powerful position e g. Boss or teacher.
Speaker 5 (07:14):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
So as you see something who was getting it? And
you're like, what's the story here? And it's the issue
the dynamics because.
Speaker 5 (07:23):
I did an audition with an actor who I know,
I knew very well. It had never been attracted to.
But we did this audition for a TV show and
he was the professor and I was a student, and
we had an affair, and I remember I left the
audition and being like, well, I'm very confused now. Anytime
I saw the actors, I was like, that's.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
Kind of white people role play, right, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Yeah. I've always thought it must be hard doing a
movie or something where it's so intimate, intimate, intimate, intimate, intimate,
and walking away with nothing like being able to emotionally
check it at the door. It must be something, yeah,
it must be something mom okay, anonymous.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
G yeah, male yeah, pigging, oh okay, and to being picked.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Now that's where the female he gets banged by females, yeah,
or something right, or another man, and that's just fuck it.
I ate a long time ago, and I think I
was drunk having this conversation. Jesus chanted to someone that
was a guy who was into being picture sexual. Yes,
(08:32):
And then I was like, so would you let a
guy fuck you? And he said no, And I was like,
but like, wouldn't it be better? Yeah, it's not who
you're attracted to. It's like saying to a lesbian, what
do you using a dildo for? Get a dick up? Yeah,
it's a different just a fascinating conversation. And I always
(08:52):
remember that Anonymous d Yeah. As a female very interested
in hot wife husband isn't unfortunate. What's like hot disking,
pucking or she hooks up with another wife and what
his hot wife man? Her whole wife is a married
woman who has sexual relationships outside of her marriage with
(09:13):
the full knowledge and consider of her husband, who himself
doesn't have affairs. Hot wife thing is the wife sharing
arrangement or act of carrying out such affairs, So she
wouldn't be doing it in front of him or with him.
She'd just be like, Hey, I'm just going to go
out to Kevin's tonight. Essential part of hot wifing is
that she is encouraged by the husband to pursue sexual relationship.
But because she's but the husband's not. The husband's got
(09:35):
to find that hot Where is it that he didn't.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Get to and it's not polyamorous?
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Is it because he's not going because he's not there
and he's into it, and he's like, you go out
there and get a girl.
Speaker 5 (09:45):
So a lot of men have this fetish for their wives.
But like, I want to shew you around. I want
to know that you're going out.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Yeah, is that in your books as well?
Speaker 1 (09:55):
No, I'm just reading. I'm just on Reddit.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Okay, right? Interesting?
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Interesting?
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Anonymous low thread anonymous ah female. Now before we get
to that, Vorn, we must take a break for an ad.
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go anywhere? The next one is extremely spicy play play
okay this extremely spicy message. Anonymous. Ah female, my cank
(10:25):
is watching my husband fucking another girl. It's like the
reverse of my wife. Yeah, I've sure, Okay, next one.
I've got so many questions.
Speaker 4 (10:37):
Okay, go go go anonymous c male. Yes, the milking table.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Oh is that that?
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Look at poor producer here, it's face he doesn't know
what is the milking with the milking shid. But that's
a place for industrious milking.
Speaker 5 (10:52):
Now, only thing I've looked it up. We're at the
work WiFi. Is it's a porn category? Okay on thorn hard,
but I don't think, Oh what.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Are they just want to explaining hats?
Speaker 4 (11:07):
Okay it on Cora, can.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
You be kisful?
Speaker 3 (11:11):
Think of it like a massage table with the whole yep,
but instead of someone lying face down, depending on the gender,
they could be laying face down or on their back
with the whole positioned at the crotch or rear area. Yeah,
someone is under.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
The table either or it's not here.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Well, we've got here as a horizontal glory whole. Yes,
a gloryhole without the saw quads. But it's a glory
hole without Okay, Now do they put those yack paper
towels around like they do it the mass.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
You know, if it's a personal one, I assume you
wouldn't need to just a spray and wipe afterwards.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Yeah, okay, room under those tables and I don't.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Know, yeah, and the torso, so i'd have to be
quite crouch.
Speaker 4 (12:01):
Yeah, no, you're not crowd.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
I think the table if I'm lying flat on the
ground and reaching you.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Know, but you get one of those mechanics trolleys where
they wheel under carls on. Surely the table jack somebody's
getting jacked up, jacked off.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
If anyone watches Dave the TV show, Yeah, there's a
scene in that where this is is actually a whole
episode based on this.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Okay, hilarious, How bizarre because I thought an odd angle
to jack someone off, But you know it's the milking table.
Speaker 4 (12:34):
We're not here, I'm sorry, a bigger part in the
milking table.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
Not here to yack anybody. Male O anonymous, male O
six and Public is their number one? Oh okay, right
anonymous k female yep, are we not going to go
into the six and Public thing?
Speaker 4 (12:56):
We just leave six months you won't. But the ball
profile pictures of his wife and family.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
So this is good. I love that. Yeah, Jesus, kids
are a daycare a lot, aren't they anymore? On six,
move on to Anonymous K female bondage. Nothing painful, just
the restrictive aspect, a bit of tying up, but a blindfolder.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Yeah, oh good, good good. I'm so glad people are
keeping it spicy.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Yeah, Anonymous are six outside female? You are six outside
for the summer thing, though, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
It's definitely more of a summer thing though. A little
chili winter.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Chili winter tent root could go, but that's still outside
in the actual name the wild. Yeah, you've got quiet
a walking tracks in winter, true mind. Anonymous d female
oil like stupid amount of oil. Everybody's dripping, miss, it's a.
Speaker 4 (13:59):
Mess, vibe she you've got to put down a tarpoland.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
You'd have to put down the sheets.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
It will stain awful getting oil out of a sheet.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
You don't get wash water based lubricant would wash out. Yeah,
you're probably stains there for a while. Are we still going?
There's still more? Yes? I love that face Number one
can Anonymous e female rotting in sexual tension? What does
(14:26):
that mean?
Speaker 5 (14:27):
Just like it's like edging basically, right, like living in
a constant state of you don't get to to the end, right,
I imagine for.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
An hour religious in the weeks, I guess stressful. It's
without the yeah Anonymous h female glasses. Okay, very simple there,
Okay one wow, thank you? Anonymous t male white toenails on.
(15:01):
Okay on a female frenchs. Yeah. Yeah, there's a bit
of foot finish there. Okay, because if you're in the area, right,
they smoked this fine. Anonymous pets and full noise videos
from randoms. Oh but I do apologize. I've now seen
(15:23):
that there was an egg plant at the start of that.
Oh yeah, okay, dick pecks and full noise videos from randoms.
What is a full noise video?
Speaker 4 (15:30):
It's like going for it, guy, going for It's not
just like yeah, not like.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Coy like little shirt off the shoulder.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
I think this is. It's just going yeah, right, okay,
full noise videos from Random's. Wow, good, we will be
showing up okay the next face Anonymous A yeah. Female.
The spread of bar.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 5 (15:53):
It's like a bar that you put and it's got
like cuffs on each end of the bar and you
strip your legs into it so that your LIGs are
spread open you can't close them.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
I think.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
I'm just kidding that. She said that way too.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
I I've seen it. And then you can put your
hands on it too.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
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are going to have a field day with our Google sites,
our job, believe it or not. Okay, So, oh my gosh,
there's somewhere you there's a bar and then your ankles
are at either end and then your hands are in
the middle.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Yeah, so you're you're like.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
An old school prisoner. But if you need it, you're
gonna have to get the inter you and then they
might say no rule. Sexual tension anonymous g the saunas
if you know, you know, okay photos with another man
(16:50):
I always wanted to go. We had this chat with
the gaze of one you. Halle wants to put on
a mustache.
Speaker 5 (16:59):
Like not partake, just be like have so many questions, Yeah,
all the unspoken.
Speaker 4 (17:06):
Because people could do so it would just be straight guys.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
Yeah, it's so strange.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Power and balance and I don't know, it's odd and
wor all prudish the gays.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
The gays get out anonymous in dress up. Oh yeah,
those dress ups as well. And finally anonymous c.
Speaker 5 (17:29):
Oh the dripping wow the candles, how very enlightening. Really
proud of our lovely horny listeners. Yeah, you know, people
are spicy in this busy day and age.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
Great.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
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are you googling weir to buy a milking table?
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Yeah, don't get it delivered to work.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Why's your coffee table got the weird hole on the Yeah?
Speaker 1 (17:55):
Yeah, move a coffee table book.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
It would be cheap if just to drill a hole
in my big kitchen table.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
Yeah, it would be yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
Men, they maybe just have a placement over it, sort
of a full time running down the middle of the
to cover the removed for special occasions.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Oh my gosh.