June 15, 2024 • 6 mins
On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Vaughan attended an Assembly!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Fleas and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. Great things are
brewing at mcafe, the perfect start to every day. Welcome
to a little bit of Pod. Now this might sound
bra delicious, and it is, okay, fur delicious as well
as delicious, orn Delicious, brag Delicious and Furgolicious trilogy. Delicious. Okay,
(00:22):
But I had a couple of visits to the girls'
school this week. Right, he comes the brag and they's
a house captain, and there was a badge ceremony, a
badge presentation. They just have awards for fucking everything. They
get the badge. You had badges the road patrol. Parents
(00:43):
didn't come. They were working, They didn't have assemblies. Who
are parents turned up? In fact, I don't think parents
ever turned up. The parents always came to ours. But
we were like I grew up in a rural school,
so like that, nipping from the farm and right, okay,
but they already come to prize giving when I was
at high school. They always have it around the long
lunch time, so that if you can take a lunch break, right, okay, Yes,
(01:04):
But we went and at the end there was a
whole assembly and all the different houses. There's four houses,
and they each presented their house captains the Badgers, and
they had like little presentation videos and what they want
to achieve this year as house leaders.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Are they doing this? This is a weird time of
the year to be doing that.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
That's what I was like, why are we We've went
nearly halfway through the year.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Didn't didn't wasn't she given.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
This the title she's had for a while. Anyway, I
got to the end of the assembly and then a
teacher who would get on worth well yeah, said get
out of here, and I said, can't wait. I can't
believe I had to sit through all of those other kids,
and and the teacher laughed. I was like, she gets it.
Give a fuck about I Just if you told me
(01:47):
indies was first and then I could leave afterwards. It's
like when you go to dance things and you've got
to sit through all the other kids. I don't cure.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
You can't leave.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
It makes them feel bad when they see gaps in
the crowd. That's on. My parents didn't come to anything
that rocking stand at the back, thumbs up, super proud
of you, glad I came got to see her, one
of my beautiful little children doing something. Who are all
these jackasses? Yeah, they all got awards too, Mom. There's
one for little Timmy for turning up bloody little seasy
(02:18):
for eating a fucking apple. Congratulations eight apples this week,
and then as a reward, got said a box more apple. Well, yeah,
we need participation awards. What are you gonna invoice on
the front of the box. That's an adult certificate writer.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
My mom would only watch the other kids so that
she could be like, oh, you know, I used to
do piano competitions and there was always this guy, William
hug and I just looked him up. He's a professional pianist.
That's why he was better than me. She's always been
like William Williams.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Good this year she was going to be shooting on
William Williams.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
No, no, no.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Would always be like William's doing scales, yeah, game, William
Huang's Yeah, but he didn't have a he didn't have
sell like comedy shows at the New Zealand Comedy Festival,
did he. Well, looking at him now, he's just looks
like a plain old pianist Williams.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Because it's times taken up being a professional pianist. That's
why and then I never beat him. The other well,
it shows you.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Look at my penis schools now, Yeah, look.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
At those fingers. Do I say, straighten them out? Do
I say? He would never ever pick up a keitar?
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Oh, he would, he would.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
He would laugh at the keytar friends or nothing. Yeah,
head at the key tar. I've really dainty spit.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Anything you had to plug in?
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Yeah, do that.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
I'm not mozarting on a quita.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
A little laugh. He should, he should, but he won't.
And the other reason we went to the school was
this art things like arts, working us into like art
as well. And I said to her before we went,
I said, is it okay when I come to see
your arm I come dressed in a costume and contend
to be an art collector and I walk, God, I'm
(03:59):
not lacking what I'm's being so far?
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Oh my god, what does it sound?
Speaker 1 (04:04):
None of these have any depth. None of this is
giving me, giving me a little geness.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
What is the story behind this?
Speaker 1 (04:17):
It is? Oh my god, it's beautiful. She was just
like freaking out that I was going to do it.
The whole family got a whole presentation in the kitchen
of this new character on the home call half of
the art collector the do you not get this aunty
system at work every morning? And he puts in the
classes on the end of his nose, But then at
(04:38):
home I get the same I get the same resistance,
and that's what I feed on. Yeah, slow down, what
are you doing?
Speaker 3 (04:45):
You and characters? Julie Julie Julie what I introduced to
my partner in crime?
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Only blatonically of course, But if I'm a rag, I'm
raised in Lesbie.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
You were a couple of games. So we can fall
the art shood doing, telling me what is this piece?
It's deep, it's so wow old. This is the work
of someone who's lived many lives.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Well the art though, was it good? It was actually like,
and it'll sound like I'm saying this because it's my job,
but I honestly think it was the best of the closes.
They had to was it a house with smoke coming
out of the chimney. They had to put the path
on a big piece of maybe. They had to put
their hands down and trace around it, and then they
feed down and trace around it and then draw themselves
(05:37):
being like pulled back into something. Okay, that so their
hands and feet were the front, and then they had
to scale the body right, and August was like falling
into a volcano. I was like, everything, okay, good chicken.
She was going to get be being pulled into I
think it was called a porticus or a portical from
Harry Potter, like a getting pulled in. And then I
(06:00):
think that was too hard to draw, and so she
was like, volcanos are easy. Just a big red hole. Yeah,
just a hole with orange and orange clown for lava. Yeah.
School visits sometimes fun. Sometimes I don't care about your kids.
Fleas and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. Great things are
brewing at mcafe, the perfect start to every day. Welcome
to a little bit of Pod. Now this might sound
bra delicious, and it is, okay, fur delicious as well
as delicious, orn Delicious, brag Delicious and Furgolicious trilogy. Delicious. Okay,
(00:22):
But I had a couple of visits to the girls'
school this week. Right, he comes the brag and they's
a house captain, and there was a badge ceremony, a
badge presentation. They just have awards for fucking everything. They
get the badge. You had badges the road patrol. Parents
(00:43):
didn't come. They were working, They didn't have assemblies. Who
are parents turned up? In fact, I don't think parents
ever turned up. The parents always came to ours. But
we were like I grew up in a rural school,
so like that, nipping from the farm and right, okay,
but they already come to prize giving when I was
at high school. They always have it around the long
lunch time, so that if you can take a lunch break, right, okay, Yes,
(01:04):
But we went and at the end there was a
whole assembly and all the different houses. There's four houses,
and they each presented their house captains the Badgers, and
they had like little presentation videos and what they want
to achieve this year as house leaders.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Are they doing this? This is a weird time of
the year to be doing that.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
That's what I was like, why are we We've went
nearly halfway through the year.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Didn't didn't wasn't she given.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
This the title she's had for a while. Anyway, I
got to the end of the assembly and then a
teacher who would get on worth well yeah, said get
out of here, and I said, can't wait. I can't
believe I had to sit through all of those other kids,
and and the teacher laughed. I was like, she gets it.
Give a fuck about I Just if you told me
(01:47):
indies was first and then I could leave afterwards. It's
like when you go to dance things and you've got
to sit through all the other kids. I don't cure.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
You can't leave.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
It makes them feel bad when they see gaps in
the crowd. That's on. My parents didn't come to anything
that rocking stand at the back, thumbs up, super proud
of you, glad I came got to see her, one
of my beautiful little children doing something. Who are all
these jackasses? Yeah, they all got awards too, Mom. There's
one for little Timmy for turning up bloody little seasy
(02:18):
for eating a fucking apple. Congratulations eight apples this week,
and then as a reward, got said a box more apple. Well, yeah,
we need participation awards. What are you gonna invoice on
the front of the box. That's an adult certificate writer.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
My mom would only watch the other kids so that
she could be like, oh, you know, I used to
do piano competitions and there was always this guy, William
hug and I just looked him up. He's a professional pianist.
That's why he was better than me. She's always been
like William Williams.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Good this year she was going to be shooting on
William Williams.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
No, no, no.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Would always be like William's doing scales, yeah, game, William
Huang's Yeah, but he didn't have a he didn't have
sell like comedy shows at the New Zealand Comedy Festival,
did he. Well, looking at him now, he's just looks
like a plain old pianist Williams.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Because it's times taken up being a professional pianist. That's
why and then I never beat him. The other well,
it shows you.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Look at my penis schools now, Yeah, look.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
At those fingers. Do I say, straighten them out? Do
I say? He would never ever pick up a keitar?
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Oh, he would, he would.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
He would laugh at the keytar friends or nothing. Yeah,
head at the key tar. I've really dainty spit.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Anything you had to plug in?
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Yeah, do that.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
I'm not mozarting on a quita.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
A little laugh. He should, he should, but he won't.
And the other reason we went to the school was
this art things like arts, working us into like art
as well. And I said to her before we went,
I said, is it okay when I come to see
your arm I come dressed in a costume and contend
to be an art collector and I walk, God, I'm
(03:59):
not lacking what I'm's being so far?
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Oh my god, what does it sound?
Speaker 1 (04:04):
None of these have any depth. None of this is
giving me, giving me a little geness.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
What is the story behind this?
Speaker 1 (04:17):
It is? Oh my god, it's beautiful. She was just
like freaking out that I was going to do it.
The whole family got a whole presentation in the kitchen
of this new character on the home call half of
the art collector the do you not get this aunty
system at work every morning? And he puts in the
classes on the end of his nose, But then at
(04:38):
home I get the same I get the same resistance,
and that's what I feed on. Yeah, slow down, what
are you doing?
Speaker 3 (04:45):
You and characters? Julie Julie Julie what I introduced to
my partner in crime?
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Only blatonically of course, But if I'm a rag, I'm
raised in Lesbie.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
You were a couple of games. So we can fall
the art shood doing, telling me what is this piece?
It's deep, it's so wow old. This is the work
of someone who's lived many lives.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Well the art though, was it good? It was actually like,
and it'll sound like I'm saying this because it's my job,
but I honestly think it was the best of the closes.
They had to was it a house with smoke coming
out of the chimney. They had to put the path
on a big piece of maybe. They had to put
their hands down and trace around it, and then they
feed down and trace around it and then draw themselves
(05:37):
being like pulled back into something. Okay, that so their
hands and feet were the front, and then they had
to scale the body right, and August was like falling
into a volcano. I was like, everything, okay, good chicken.
She was going to get be being pulled into I
think it was called a porticus or a portical from
Harry Potter, like a getting pulled in. And then I
(06:00):
think that was too hard to draw, and so she
was like, volcanos are easy. Just a big red hole. Yeah,
just a hole with orange and orange clown for lava. Yeah.
School visits sometimes fun. Sometimes I don't care about your kids.
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