September 8, 2024 • 6 mins
On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Producer Jared grips it, and rips it!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Pleas and Haley's little bit of pod. Great things are
brewing at mcafe, the perfect start to every day. Welcome
to a little bit of pod, Hailey A way back tomorrow. Yes,
and to the producers birthday pop for this little bit
of pod to produce a jarrot. Ohoy, Yes, that's a
great because you guys are rots now, aren't you.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
We're pirates, that's correct, but a boy is also good morning,
good evening or afternoon.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
On the pirates thing that we've got this quiz coming
up at your school, the fundraiser. Sorry to go on
about charity again, but it's a major fundraiser for your
kids primary school because the things that happened in that hall.
Oh god, we're sticky for We're we're going as pirates.
Yeah yeah. Who's organizing the costumes because I haven't done
individual pirates after each pirate, I don't know what. I'm
(00:50):
just gonna got to look sharp and I'm gonna have
fake hands.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
I'm going to look sharp after work today, yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
By a hot yeah yeah strip. How are you going
to amputate your leg to make the wooden leg?
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Well you can't fake it because that's canceled all So
you have.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Yeah, yes, you have pirate culture.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Yeah, so that's this week's final rankings is whether or
not do I chop the left or do I chop
the right?
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Okay, left, don't go left? Dominant, keep your dominant? Okay,
well that's good. What the pirates wear? Can the pirates
wear as color T shirts and jeans? They wear striped
as colored T shirts and jeans.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Black sworded sword, the eye patch your hat?
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Yeah? Are you allowed to take a sword on an
anti public bus? I've got to get to Yes, as
long as a place train. Okay, play six? Sheathed?
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Actually sheathed that sword before you took it anywhere?
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Right? Okay, sorry, Jared on with you?
Speaker 3 (01:44):
That's all good.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
What do you have? Why are we crossing? Jared? Story?
I got a story.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
I went to the driving range.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
I haven't been to the driving range since vorn You
had your first baby, Indy, Yes, twelve and a half
years ago. That's the last time I went to a
golf driving range was twelve and a half years ago.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Why was the driving range part of.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
The Because I was supposed to go it was white
tonguey weekend. I was supposed to go and play golf
with my mom.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
And then Shadow wasn't feeling super well and I said
to Mom, Haylock, maybe I'll pass, I'll stay, and Shadows like,
I feel bad because you're gonna play golf, and what
the boys? I said, it was my mom, She's so
when the driving range instead with Marty? Yeah yeah, me
and Mary yeah yeah. And then you found out after.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
And then that was the night that was a Sunday,
and then Sunday night it.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Was I've been able to golf since I retired that
day and She's just he.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Tried Slice of a Woman's vagina as a friend.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Enough to hang up my hired club from that driving range.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
I was like, I ended up and there I ended
up in the sand trap.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
No, so, how did you go with the driving range?
Because I bloody love it. I'm terrible at golf.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Yeah, I'm about the same. I quite like going there.
I'm not great at it, but I figured out how
to be better at it this time. Oh how there
was a bar just next to it.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Yeah yeah, goson.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Yeah, we were drinking responsibly. My showfriend Sam, I've claimed
he's a showfriend because I'm on the show and he's
my friend. Okay, Cheffy, So Sam and I sank some
booze and then went down to the driving range and
just whacked a few balls like.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Darts or Paul or anything, just a couple of couple
of quiet beers.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Yeah, and it had been a while since i'd picked
up the old clubs.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Does this driving range have like you put two hands.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
On a shaft?
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Yeah, it had like the range signs, But I didn't
have like tar.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Because when I love when they put a beat up car.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Or first, it didn't have anything to aim man.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Right, Okay, Te's there.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
So we're whacking balls, surprising ourselves with how well we're
doing one yep.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
And we're just whacking each other off.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Yeah, whacking each other off, playing with each other's balls.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
I should I should go back to the drive.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
We're wanting and we're whacking each other and a little
man hops in a little tractor. Oh yeah, and the
ball collector does his when.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
They're in there, like caged kind of right on whatever
it is. Yeah, you've got to do that job because
you come from a golfing background, don't you.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Scary?
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Yeah, very scary. Who was I talking to recently that
used to have a gator John Deere thing and that
was the drive and range thing. They went and they
towed it. They towed the trailer that picked up Oh yeah,
and they said they had it in case the perspects
and when the sour the sound of the golf ball
heading the perspect every time scared the ship out of them.
Oh god, I would have gone. I almost thought it
(04:56):
would have been a cage like welded onto the outside.
Is it perspec well the one?
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:01):
I think you want both. Yeah, I want the cage
of the balls go really fast and they could squeeze
their way through. I love that. It would be fun.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
But did you have them well? I said ten points? Okay,
thinking mate, I haven't. I haven't been able to hit
the ball straight the whole day. Yeah, and first hurt
whack had the track over the hundred one hundred.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Feet hundred meter did you how did you get Did
you choke the club so I didn't get too much airball?
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Now I figured out if I aligned my right thumb
with the E on the grip, that was my good hold.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
So I just get it wound back and tiger Woods
over here.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
I had that crust. You know that great odd sound.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Yeah sound, that's the best part.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
You know you've heard it.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Well, when you hear the sound.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
They should go to a driving range. Yeah that sounds fun. Yeah,
maybe they could be an in of like Christmas thing.
I need to just loosen up the back before we
go next day.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
The next day, the back is really going to feel
the driving range.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
All those muscles that you haven't used like forever on
hundred balls.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
One hundred balls twentyish bucks including the driver hiring.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Did they have the automatic thing that goes get on that?
Speaker 3 (06:13):
It's rough when you're accidentally like you're lining up your
shot and you just knock it off and then you've
got to like bend down pick it up. But yeah,
I had the buggy and I got called a preck
for doing it.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
It's good yeah yeah the buggy driver.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
Yeah, you just hear the tang of the ball hits
the bug and then.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
I was chosen a different word like Preck's not enough.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
It was an old mate. I feel like.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Another one.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Yeah, so you can tell he's already been told off
for calling people. It's probably what he's allowed to get
away with.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
There's gonna be banned at the driving range. But also
what's he here for?
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (06:52):
I wasn't aiming for him.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
You just told us you were
Pleas and Haley's little bit of pod. Great things are
brewing at mcafe, the perfect start to every day. Welcome
to a little bit of pod, Hailey A way back tomorrow. Yes,
and to the producers birthday pop for this little bit
of pod to produce a jarrot. Ohoy, Yes, that's a
great because you guys are rots now, aren't you.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
We're pirates, that's correct, but a boy is also good morning,
good evening or afternoon.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
On the pirates thing that we've got this quiz coming
up at your school, the fundraiser. Sorry to go on
about charity again, but it's a major fundraiser for your
kids primary school because the things that happened in that hall.
Oh god, we're sticky for We're we're going as pirates.
Yeah yeah. Who's organizing the costumes because I haven't done
individual pirates after each pirate, I don't know what. I'm
(00:50):
just gonna got to look sharp and I'm gonna have
fake hands.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
I'm going to look sharp after work today, yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
By a hot yeah yeah strip. How are you going
to amputate your leg to make the wooden leg?
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Well you can't fake it because that's canceled all So
you have.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Yeah, yes, you have pirate culture.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Yeah, so that's this week's final rankings is whether or
not do I chop the left or do I chop
the right?
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Okay, left, don't go left? Dominant, keep your dominant? Okay,
well that's good. What the pirates wear? Can the pirates
wear as color T shirts and jeans? They wear striped
as colored T shirts and jeans.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Black sworded sword, the eye patch your hat?
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Yeah? Are you allowed to take a sword on an
anti public bus? I've got to get to Yes, as
long as a place train. Okay, play six? Sheathed?
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Actually sheathed that sword before you took it anywhere?
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Right? Okay, sorry, Jared on with you?
Speaker 3 (01:44):
That's all good.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
What do you have? Why are we crossing? Jared? Story?
I got a story.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
I went to the driving range.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
I haven't been to the driving range since vorn You
had your first baby, Indy, Yes, twelve and a half
years ago. That's the last time I went to a
golf driving range was twelve and a half years ago.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Why was the driving range part of.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
The Because I was supposed to go it was white
tonguey weekend. I was supposed to go and play golf
with my mom.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
And then Shadow wasn't feeling super well and I said
to Mom, Haylock, maybe I'll pass, I'll stay, and Shadows like,
I feel bad because you're gonna play golf, and what
the boys? I said, it was my mom, She's so
when the driving range instead with Marty? Yeah yeah, me
and Mary yeah yeah. And then you found out after.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
And then that was the night that was a Sunday,
and then Sunday night it.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Was I've been able to golf since I retired that
day and She's just he.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Tried Slice of a Woman's vagina as a friend.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Enough to hang up my hired club from that driving range.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
I was like, I ended up and there I ended
up in the sand trap.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
No, so, how did you go with the driving range?
Because I bloody love it. I'm terrible at golf.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Yeah, I'm about the same. I quite like going there.
I'm not great at it, but I figured out how
to be better at it this time. Oh how there
was a bar just next to it.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Yeah yeah, goson.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Yeah, we were drinking responsibly. My showfriend Sam, I've claimed
he's a showfriend because I'm on the show and he's
my friend. Okay, Cheffy, So Sam and I sank some
booze and then went down to the driving range and
just whacked a few balls like.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Darts or Paul or anything, just a couple of couple
of quiet beers.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Yeah, and it had been a while since i'd picked
up the old clubs.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Does this driving range have like you put two hands.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
On a shaft?
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Yeah, it had like the range signs, But I didn't
have like tar.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Because when I love when they put a beat up car.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Or first, it didn't have anything to aim man.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Right, Okay, Te's there.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
So we're whacking balls, surprising ourselves with how well we're
doing one yep.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
And we're just whacking each other off.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Yeah, whacking each other off, playing with each other's balls.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
I should I should go back to the drive.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
We're wanting and we're whacking each other and a little
man hops in a little tractor. Oh yeah, and the
ball collector does his when.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
They're in there, like caged kind of right on whatever
it is. Yeah, you've got to do that job because
you come from a golfing background, don't you.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Scary?
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Yeah, very scary. Who was I talking to recently that
used to have a gator John Deere thing and that
was the drive and range thing. They went and they
towed it. They towed the trailer that picked up Oh yeah,
and they said they had it in case the perspects
and when the sour the sound of the golf ball
heading the perspect every time scared the ship out of them.
Oh god, I would have gone. I almost thought it
(04:56):
would have been a cage like welded onto the outside.
Is it perspec well the one?
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:01):
I think you want both. Yeah, I want the cage
of the balls go really fast and they could squeeze
their way through. I love that. It would be fun.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
But did you have them well? I said ten points? Okay,
thinking mate, I haven't. I haven't been able to hit
the ball straight the whole day. Yeah, and first hurt
whack had the track over the hundred one hundred.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Feet hundred meter did you how did you get Did
you choke the club so I didn't get too much airball?
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Now I figured out if I aligned my right thumb
with the E on the grip, that was my good hold.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
So I just get it wound back and tiger Woods
over here.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
I had that crust. You know that great odd sound.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Yeah sound, that's the best part.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
You know you've heard it.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Well, when you hear the sound.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
They should go to a driving range. Yeah that sounds fun. Yeah,
maybe they could be an in of like Christmas thing.
I need to just loosen up the back before we
go next day.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
The next day, the back is really going to feel
the driving range.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
All those muscles that you haven't used like forever on
hundred balls.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
One hundred balls twentyish bucks including the driver hiring.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Did they have the automatic thing that goes get on that?
Speaker 3 (06:13):
It's rough when you're accidentally like you're lining up your
shot and you just knock it off and then you've
got to like bend down pick it up. But yeah,
I had the buggy and I got called a preck
for doing it.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
It's good yeah yeah the buggy driver.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
Yeah, you just hear the tang of the ball hits
the bug and then.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
I was chosen a different word like Preck's not enough.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
It was an old mate. I feel like.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Another one.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Yeah, so you can tell he's already been told off
for calling people. It's probably what he's allowed to get
away with.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
There's gonna be banned at the driving range. But also
what's he here for?
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (06:52):
I wasn't aiming for him.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
You just told us you were
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