Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 1st October 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Fletch saw some interesting behaviour at David Walliams! 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
The ZiT M podcast network, fle Haley's Little bit of Pod,
treat yourself to mcassae coffee with my macer's.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Rewards, Welcome to a little bit of porn, and welcome
to you to Flitch and welcome, welcome to you to Haley.
Thank you so welcome. Over the Over the Weekend went
to David Walliams from a Little Brother. He did that,
he came out, that's he opened the show as dressed
as Carol. Computer says, no, what did he do? Talk

(00:31):
to the audience and they asked them. He just kind
of introed the show as Carol and then played the
video and came back on stage. As it was just
a big Q and A. There was a podcast host
from Australia. It was kind of so we had like
quite good seats, kind of like in the middle of
the front bit nice and what it is square? Yeah, dame?

(00:58):
Did one of you two say it was in when
you'd caught it? Because we were about to all lime
scooter there and then someone's like you sure it's not
an antea square? And I was like, I don't know,
I think I might have best Oh my god, year,
So you Hailey nearly made us all scootered to the
What was the installation that you had a photo at

(01:19):
the lights? It's an at square like some David Williams.
It's just some kind of Instagram council trap you post
on it did it worked? It work worked anyway. So
the show was about to start and in the middle,
like a couple of seats away from me, as a
guy there with his girlfriend, I would say, twenties hot

(01:39):
Hot gets out this metal thing and I'm like, weird,
what's that? And then it's kind of like different arms
on hinges. It's kind of like a tripod and he
attaches the bit to the seat and it's like and
then puts his phone facing the stage. You can't do that,
And I'm like, you can't do that. And then I

(02:00):
said to my friend James next messaid James, look at
He's like, what's he thinking. You can't do that. You
can't do I said, of course, you can't do that.
You can't do that. Record like, you can't even like
there were signs saying no photography or video at all
during the show. You can't even get your phone out
and take a photo. I mean you could, but you're

(02:21):
not meant to oh, you'd leave the flash on that
and make a right.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
God, that's happened to me once. I was doing a
comedy show and it was in it I got changed
into all these different outfits and I just did it
on stage. So in some of the show I was
just in a bra and undies and I remember seeing
this big.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
Like what up? And I was like, who was that? What? Yeah?
And it was someone who had taken a photo. Do
you remember those light because they're getting quite especially the
productions with nude scenes are getting very serious with late
those privacy bags and locked bags. Because that was the
actor from Gray's Anatomy with the massive wang.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
And someone took a picture of that person that tape
that ye thank you for.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
Breaching the protocols and the law. Yeah, that was Mcwang.
Wasn't that wang? Yeh stem mcwang wang? And everyone saw
his wang but this and I'm just like, oh, what's
he doing? And I'm like this isn't good because like
he's in the middle, and I'm like someone during the
show is now going to have to come down and
tell him to stop. And it's gonna they're gonna have
to come past us. It's gonna you're in the middle

(03:25):
of a round, so sure enough one of the ushes.
So what was he just did he just record the
whole thing recording because he had the tripod, he didn't
have to hold his phone and it was just like
set up behind the shoulders of the two people in
front of him, so he was getting a perfect view.
So weird from the middle. A few like weird, Ah,
it was appropriate. Well, I don't know, maybe because he

(03:47):
was maybe hadn't been too many live shows. Everyone knows
you can't bring your phone out. And so then this usher,
this lady had to come and you know those seats
you have to kind of get up, flip fifteen papers.
He was in the middle, like fifteen people had to
be like sorry, she's sorry, sorry, and she gets to
him tell you to tell him to not and then

(04:07):
she tells him to stop recording. And the look on
his face was just like I could not believe it.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
He didn't understand why.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
He could not understand it? I do with that? Yeah,
well what like maybe yeah, like comedians get really upset
when people do this and like put their sets online, right, yeah, yeah,
totally because they tore the same show.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
And you're supposed to make it feel like you're just
telling that story that night. It's the art of comedy.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
Are you wild? Oh my god? Who brings a triplod?
Just didn't kick him out? Yeah? People, I certainly to
think people are just fucking useless. People are actually out
of him mind. The pets rocks in their head, rocks
in their head and singleing on their body because they're

(04:52):
a cold child

Speaker 1 (04:53):
And tell you what what's next.