Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 2nd October 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Fletch chats about some weird behaviour he saw in a DOC Hut! 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
The ZM podcast network. Please Haley's little bit of pod
Treat yourself to mcassae coffee with my macas rewards. Welcome
to a little bit of pod Now. At the weekend,
I managed to get into one of our beautiful national parks,
Beautiful for sunrise hike.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
You sign a video. It looked windy.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
Minus the sunrise. There was no I could see some
pink clouds in the distance, but no sun just a
windy could But that's why it was. It was a
nice hike anyway. Yeah, and so I did this hike.
It's in New Plymouth and on Mount Tabermacy. The Purlcay
rangers which are in front of the mountain said, you
know that iconic photo where is a lake and on
a still day it reflects the mountain perfectly. You get

(00:43):
an amazing photo. It's beautiful and it's Yeah, it was
in lonely planet, like what fifteen or teen years ago,
and it's since then has boomed. Really nut's always sold out.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
How coincidental?

Speaker 3 (00:56):
I just got served up a Facebook post by NASA Earth.
I don't follow this page, but it's it's it's.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
Almost a perfect circle.

Speaker 3 (01:05):
With farm land when they're made farming up to the
National Park. They stopped, didn't They tried to circle.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
It, make a nice circle.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
It does look like a beautiful peak.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
Yeah, perfect little titty. Please don't hand of God. I
love them. No lie, no word of a lie, no
word of I wouldn't lie to you guys. And on
the Bible and on a I.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
Love the good ain't even now even my own. Sometimes
I'm like, what fabulous, Yeah, funny thing.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
I know you've got bloody surfboard.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
You gotta get yourself a nice man.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
I was on top of this, on top of this range.
I was because I was in my all my hiking
winter gets I was. I sat behind a rock, sheltering
from the when the southernly cold, southerly wind brisk, and
I was like, well, I'll just have a coffee because
I had my little thermos of course, not my copta you. Yeah,

(02:00):
I made coffee in the morning before I went up.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
There's a little cart up there, gorgeously.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
A lady in one of those trailers. Yeah. Yeah, had
a little gas guy and you boiled everything. No, So
I'm like, well, I just have a convey I'll wait
because you know it can clear in a second and
so I was like, I'll give it ten fifteen minutes
and then I haven't coffee. I was like, okay, there
were other people around, yeah, right right, but I went
by myself and so I was like, well, look it's
not clearing. It's waste of time. So I'll go down

(02:30):
to the Heart, are warm up, and then I'll get
back to the car park. Went into the Heart and
there's a there's someone. There's tint in there. Someone sit
up a tint in the heart?

Speaker 2 (02:39):
Aren't they bids?

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Yeah? But I'm assuming what happened is that the Heart
was booked out because it was full and a lot
of a big group had left rum and.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
So they just pitched a tart.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
I'm guessing they were going to be sleeping on the
right because a lot of people pitch a tint. Screw that,
and you know you under your eyes and you've got
a mountain your eyes stuff because you got a mirror.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
You're thinking of stars in your tonight.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
Matthew set up a side of hap dressed as Alton John,
dressed just like them, But I'm imagining that they were like, well,
screw this, it's too Wendy, we're getting blown away. Let's
go to the heart, but instead of just sleeping on
the floor of the heart, which they did, they set

(03:27):
up their tent inside the heart for a little extra privacy,
wasn't it. Because so this guy had got up, this
British guy, and I just assumed the tent was drying
because it was weird. And then so we're talking to
this British guy and it's like six o'clock in the morning,
like it's quite early, yeah, And I'm just having a
normal loud conversation and then I hear from this tent

(03:50):
somebody somebody, somebody cleans their throat and I'm like, there's
someone fucking sleeping in there.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
What a weird thing to do. How did they patch it?
How did they to cure the thing down?

Speaker 1 (04:01):
No? One of those because they have the poles, I don't.
I just guess that they didn't tie them. Yeah, yeah,
I was like, what are you doing to sleep on
the floor? Yeah, like on a match.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
Tresp sleping bag?

Speaker 1 (04:14):
Weird?

Speaker 3 (04:16):
Weird?

Speaker 2 (04:17):
Did they come out?

Speaker 1 (04:18):
Do you think it was a masturbation shield? Yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
People go to extreme lengths to ensure.

Speaker 3 (04:26):
That no one's going to see them because they might
be quiet yet vigorous masturbated. Yeah, they're doing that, and
the heart hard to hide it.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
I mean, just wait until you get back down to
the car park and get home when the when the
moment strikes and a cold damp dock hud patch your
tin so you can.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
Pitch your tin, so you can pitch a tin.

Speaker 3 (04:44):
Yeah yeah, yeah, that's the irony here is there was
a tent pitched inside a cabin, but really on the
next level there was a tent pitched inside to pitch
tent inside of a cabin.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
Yeah, okay, wow, And.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
So that's why he cleared his throat, being like, hey,
I'm trying.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
I think it was a feminine cough. Yeah, so it
could have been two people inside.

Speaker 2 (05:08):
Having a humpty dump on the side spoon sish. So bizarre,
really weird weird move.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
Weird move.