All Episodes

October 3, 2024 6 mins

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Vaughan shares what's been going down on the Smith building site! 

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mark as Played
Transcript

Episode Transcript

Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:00):
The z M Podcast Network, Fleas and Haley's little bit
of pod. Treat yourself to mcafe coffee with my Maca's rewards.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Welcome to a little bit of pod. But doing a
bit of a project and shit at the moment. But
a building, yeah right, but the outside rooms getting it
is yeah, and we needed a third set of hands. Yep,
So Shad I got called onto the building site. How is?
How is because I look at this as the place
where Haley and I can stay when we come around
and finally get invited to use your Paul and spas working.

(00:33):
I forgot, I turned it off. I forget, no, and
so it hadn't been working.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
To mention it, he would not have brought it up
if you.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
Hadn't observed the heating thing, the heating things on the frets.
But it's been off for months, and I turned it
on yesterday. I just been like, I wonder if this
is working it because you know, daylight savings light and
nights might be nice time for a.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
Spar would be it might be.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
And it flicked on and it started heating, but then
I completely forgot and went to bed, But it worked right,
and then it was on a time I sid it'll
turn it soult off, wonderful, it'll go again.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
Because I actually put up something on my little reno
page on the weekend asking for spa recommendations because I
love to get a spar recommendation and bullshit that.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
Was fishing for a freebee. She was fishing for a
free just fishing for a free leave me out us
because you tag me?

Speaker 3 (01:18):
Yeah, I unless I remember I've got famous friends.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
And they're like, oh yeah, and we'll give him a
new heat pump to heat up the water because mine
is in a spar like a one stop shop spa.
It's it's heated out by a different thing. But absolute
first word problems here.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
This is such a problem me trying to get a
free spar poo. Yeah, but I tagged Vaughn saying that warmo.
Let us use this because one night I got too
drunken and then I pissed on his fence and then
so many people messaged me saying, oh my god, he
needs to grow the hell up.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
He needs to grow up, and what's a little piss
between friends?

Speaker 2 (01:48):
The piston was one thing. It was the two am
sing alongs. It was the fucking all the wine got drunk.
It was the Hey guys, can you shut the fuck up?
No one listened. We've literally never been back, absolutely fucking not.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
But anyway, so you've got to sparkle youruffles.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
Sparble maybe working maybe, but I don't know. I don't
it doesn't feel like it.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
My body ache them for us.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
Yeah, I saw yes to that, so I turned on.
I can't believe I completely forgot, but yes, of the buildings.
We've been doing some building and I said, Shad, are
you gonna need to come out and how? And she
turns out there and crocs. I'm like, you're on a
building site. Love, Yeah, chuck on your work. They won't
like work safe, don't like those put her work boots on.
But like just like that sort of band are like
where you're like, you got that and it's not really
a question. It's like the carrying something because I'm about

(02:34):
to let it go. Got that it's happening. So I
let it go. And she was like and then we
were calling her the useless apprentice and we're going to
dock her pay and you send her out for some
striped paint. Yeah, left ended screwdriver, et cetera.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
Et cetera.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
But she just was she didn't like at the end
of the day, she said, you were actually a bit
mean to me.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
I've been I've been the other person before when you're like, hey,
it's bloody, a little bit of a ribbon. Yeah, and
then Aaron's been like Jesus Christ, you know, brucial. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
I was just like on the building site, now, yeah,
we let each other ship. Yeah, can you passing that hammer?
You know what that looks like? Don't you know that
sort of thing?

Speaker 3 (03:19):
But what does it look like?

Speaker 2 (03:21):
The hammer? Yeah, it's got a hard end and a
hooked in like that.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
Yeah, oh you mean do you know I thought you
passes that hammer? And she'd be like, oh, I thought
you were doing a penis reference.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
Oh yeah, But it was more like you wouldn't know
what one looks like.

Speaker 3 (03:34):
Yeah, passes the hammer, Hey what does that look like?
And I was like, you need to get junk. Click.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
There's no sexual harassment at this grip place. That's really nice,
just bullying and lot of bullying. Him became the hierarchy.
Bullying absolutely in place. But we're very you know, nothing
gender related, okay, we're very right, okay, And she won't
come back to the building site now, or you just
have to be a nicer. Well, I don't think we've

(04:02):
done whatever required the third set of hands size. Yeah,
she's not welcome back.

Speaker 3 (04:06):
Useless useless cow.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
Useless.

Speaker 3 (04:09):
So my mum used to always say useless cow. Yeah.
My mom loves the word cow. Who too, bloody cow?
Just anyone?

Speaker 2 (04:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (04:17):
Oh, for god, say that woman. She's a useless bloody.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
My mum wasn't afraid to check a toss her out there,
but that was probably as bad as her swear we's
ever got about anybody.

Speaker 3 (04:24):
My mom loves fuck knuckle fuck nucky.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
In the car, She's always like, God, I've been her
own rage fuck knuckle.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
Roasting Sharnda the other day for saying funker duck. Yeah,
she said up, and it was just so good. I
love when, like I'm just about to chime in and
start rocking her up and then the kids start and
I'm like, yeah, here we go that on board three
on one. Yeah, yeah, good roasting fucker duck. Yeah you
did say that that, So that was the origin of that,

(04:55):
because you would never fuck a duck. It was just
the rhyming.

Speaker 3 (04:59):
I think it just rhyme.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
Whose sounds? Yeah? Who parney slang? You know how heaps
of cockney slangs? Yeah? Well, so I love that you're
now gurgling on the work wife. Another duck? Another it warning?
Where is the In the late seventeen hundreds, a duck
fucker was apparently an actual job. The purson is a
charge of taking care of poultry on warships, and the
terms likely originated as a bit of teasing amongst ship.

Speaker 3 (05:23):
If you don't anything these days, it's just bands.

Speaker 2 (05:28):
What does a duck fucker do on a boat though?
Taking care of the poultry? Do you think they had
to make the owner because they would have been looking
up from so you're actually fucking them. You're always down
there with the ducks.

Speaker 3 (05:38):
Where's the bloody duck?

Speaker 2 (05:39):
Why didn't they have chickens? Chicken fucker? Actually that does
roll off the tongue pretty well. But were they eating
the ducks? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (05:47):
But how nice is duk ducks?

Speaker 2 (05:48):
Young?

Speaker 3 (05:49):
Hopefully we've got enough hoiston on board.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
I was on a seventeen hundred's ship. I'd rather have
a peaking, dark hoiston than a.

Speaker 3 (05:56):
Then just a dry ass chicken.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
A chicken, sir, would you imagine be a chicken stir.

Speaker 3 (06:01):
Right because it's the easiest way to make food.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
And bok no man duck pancake on this old boat
whipping up some thin creepy pancakes, down some cucumber and
Carrie seventeen hundreds.

Speaker 2 (06:11):
We're still in sail ships, aren't we. Yeah. I Mentionine
that you're just you know, packing away the front sail. Yeah.
Oh he's bloody going and done it again.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
That boy said hiking Chinese fire spikes spelled the baby.

Speaker 3 (06:25):
Pop your head down there, head a lock. Has he
got to hang it out.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
He's got the hard play that the bacakes.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
My
Advertise With Us

Popular Podcasts

United States of Kennedy
Stuff You Should Know

Stuff You Should Know

If you've ever wanted to know about champagne, satanism, the Stonewall Uprising, chaos theory, LSD, El Nino, true crime and Rosa Parks, then look no further. Josh and Chuck have you covered.

Dateline NBC

Dateline NBC

Current and classic episodes, featuring compelling true-crime mysteries, powerful documentaries and in-depth investigations. Follow now to get the latest episodes of Dateline NBC completely free, or subscribe to Dateline Premium for ad-free listening and exclusive bonus content: DatelinePremium.com

Music, radio and podcasts, all free. Listen online or download the iHeart App.

Connect

© 2025 iHeartMedia, Inc.