October 5, 2024 • 5 mins
On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Producer Shannon got peer pressured into a big haircut...
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The z M Podcast Network, Fleas and Haley's little bit
of Pod Treat yourself, Tomcatthay Coffee with my macas rewards.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Welcome to a little bit of pod.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
I want to talk to Shannon. But first it's actually
no one's even said anything that I've died my hair.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
It's all brown.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Oh yeah, I did notice, got it spent a whole week. Yeah, yeah,
that's great.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
You've said nothing.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Now we're gonna have to read the photos for the station.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Because remember when we did do the photos for the station,
I had my pink here and I did say to
Ross is it okay to have my pink here because
I'm probably not going to keep it for that long?
And they said they didn't mind. Okay, And now it's
dark brown.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
But anyway, she would have some photoshop a hat onto you, Yeah,
beret or a hat show.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Well you're you're you're a beanie boy, Vaughn about to
transition back into Capland. But beanie boy, you're always cat fletch,
come rain or shine yep. So I could be either
a fedora or a beret.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Maybe a fedora for summer.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
I don't have would you do that?
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (00:59):
But speaking of here changes, Shannon, You've had a bit
of a change. You're just a little one but under pressure. Yeah,
not really my choice.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
So what did you go to?
Speaker 1 (01:07):
The hedris of four?
Speaker 4 (01:08):
I just wanted to get a cheap trim trim, so
I went to a cheap place, walking more walking, lover it. Yeah,
She's like, I was the only person in there, super empty.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
I went, not a great time. So I go into
an Asian restaurant. There's no Asians.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
Yeah, yeah, So chickens sat down and she's like, what
are we doing? I was like, just a little clean up,
wanted to feel a bit healthier. Maybe two inches, you.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Know, yeah. And she's like, because you've got long here.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
If you don't, you've never seen Shannon in the flesh
or on an online photograph. Got long blonde here.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
And she looks at me and she's like, we're not
doing two inches. I was like, oh, okay. She's like,
you need way more than that. Hon Oh, she didn't
call me home. She said something else and she's like
touching my hair actually, like oh, and she's like it's
very oily at the time up and very dry at
the inn.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
And I was like, sounds like you need to get
some pen teine or something.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
I know what people are.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Using definitely, and I didn't a long time since I've washed.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Heah, that's fine.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
I had gone out the day before, so there was
still like residual like hairspray and you know, product in
my hair, and I just I just took it.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
I said, yes, I need to trim. I don't wash
my hair to get a trim. I'm just like, you're
just getting a trim. It doesn't matter you style. It
just cut the didbits off and let's go exactly.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
So I was sitting there and she's like we're doing
five inches.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
I was like, okay, cool, yep, I don't like that.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
Yeah, And so she's like chopping my hair and she
just kept paying, like I'll get rid of that. I
was like commentating and like at the end, I said,
it looks really good, like it looks healthier like she
you know, it was it does look good for the cut,
and she's like it wasn't gonna look worse though it
was it roasted.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
I've not once even here and been like Jesus, Shon's
here is rough.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
Yeah, And then because she said to me, she's like, oh,
when did you last die yet, And I said, oh,
it's actually natural. Still, I don't die my hair, and
she's like, feels died.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Scorched, it was bleak, and I was like, oh no,
it's you know, natural still. She having a bad day.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
I feel like she was envious of your beautiful, natural
long locks, and so she wanted to hack at them
and tell you that it was rough and shitty.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
I think I also answered the question why was no
one else in the head dresses and why were you
able to get an appointment so quickly?
Speaker 4 (03:31):
Yeah, I was the only one there and it was
first thing in the morning, like I would have in
the first person.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
There you go back, you know what, it was cheap.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
She loves being negged.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Maybe do that piece of ship. Oh no, I'm quite.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Yeah, you know it feels better, it looks better.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
She was right, but it hurt a little wit.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Yeah say that to people, Yeah, about it in a
better because you know sometimes you that from the start.
That makes yeah, I got one percent jealous of your
age young.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
And also when she seed five inches, I think she's
been nice to the men in her past.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
I think, Wow, nothing wrong was fine?
Speaker 3 (04:20):
We do then we round up? Yeah, two or three yeah,
three yeah, double double double yeah double the average penis.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
I was reading a study and it was not appropriate
for radio. The average penis from flaccid to ericto increases
by forty three percent.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
That's the everage.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Because some some guys are growers, not showing showers, not growing.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
On average, forty three percent almost doubles.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
No, one hundred percent would be double. Oh yeah, fun,
it's half again.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Oh yeah, oh no, yeah no, that's not hell. Just
work early.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
You're right, you went to a private school and you
don't know anything about dicks.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
This is why you've got it.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Yeah, you went to annibal school.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Cockapedia over here.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Immediately, you won't go with Wikipedia because it actually rhymes
with wikipedia. Cockapedia Cockipediasia.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Was funny to.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Say, yeah, yeah, yeah, I know.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
They don't teach it at private school. No, enough about schlongs.
I thought that was just a nice stat to add
into this stea
The z M Podcast Network, Fleas and Haley's little bit
of Pod Treat yourself, Tomcatthay Coffee with my macas rewards.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Welcome to a little bit of pod.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
I want to talk to Shannon. But first it's actually
no one's even said anything that I've died my hair.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
It's all brown.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Oh yeah, I did notice, got it spent a whole week. Yeah, yeah,
that's great.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
You've said nothing.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Now we're gonna have to read the photos for the station.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Because remember when we did do the photos for the station,
I had my pink here and I did say to
Ross is it okay to have my pink here because
I'm probably not going to keep it for that long?
And they said they didn't mind. Okay, And now it's
dark brown.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
But anyway, she would have some photoshop a hat onto you, Yeah,
beret or a hat show.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Well you're you're you're a beanie boy, Vaughn about to
transition back into Capland. But beanie boy, you're always cat fletch,
come rain or shine yep. So I could be either
a fedora or a beret.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Maybe a fedora for summer.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
I don't have would you do that?
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (00:59):
But speaking of here changes, Shannon, You've had a bit
of a change. You're just a little one but under pressure. Yeah,
not really my choice.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
So what did you go to?
Speaker 1 (01:07):
The hedris of four?
Speaker 4 (01:08):
I just wanted to get a cheap trim trim, so
I went to a cheap place, walking more walking, lover it. Yeah,
She's like, I was the only person in there, super empty.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
I went, not a great time. So I go into
an Asian restaurant. There's no Asians.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
Yeah, yeah, So chickens sat down and she's like, what
are we doing? I was like, just a little clean up,
wanted to feel a bit healthier. Maybe two inches, you.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Know, yeah. And she's like, because you've got long here.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
If you don't, you've never seen Shannon in the flesh
or on an online photograph. Got long blonde here.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
And she looks at me and she's like, we're not
doing two inches. I was like, oh, okay. She's like,
you need way more than that. Hon Oh, she didn't
call me home. She said something else and she's like
touching my hair actually, like oh, and she's like it's
very oily at the time up and very dry at
the inn.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
And I was like, sounds like you need to get
some pen teine or something.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
I know what people are.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Using definitely, and I didn't a long time since I've washed.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Heah, that's fine.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
I had gone out the day before, so there was
still like residual like hairspray and you know, product in
my hair, and I just I just took it.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
I said, yes, I need to trim. I don't wash
my hair to get a trim. I'm just like, you're
just getting a trim. It doesn't matter you style. It
just cut the didbits off and let's go exactly.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
So I was sitting there and she's like we're doing
five inches.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
I was like, okay, cool, yep, I don't like that.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
Yeah, And so she's like chopping my hair and she
just kept paying, like I'll get rid of that. I
was like commentating and like at the end, I said,
it looks really good, like it looks healthier like she
you know, it was it does look good for the cut,
and she's like it wasn't gonna look worse though it
was it roasted.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
I've not once even here and been like Jesus, Shon's
here is rough.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
Yeah, And then because she said to me, she's like, oh,
when did you last die yet, And I said, oh,
it's actually natural. Still, I don't die my hair, and
she's like, feels died.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Scorched, it was bleak, and I was like, oh no,
it's you know, natural still. She having a bad day.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
I feel like she was envious of your beautiful, natural
long locks, and so she wanted to hack at them
and tell you that it was rough and shitty.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
I think I also answered the question why was no
one else in the head dresses and why were you
able to get an appointment so quickly?
Speaker 4 (03:31):
Yeah, I was the only one there and it was
first thing in the morning, like I would have in
the first person.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
There you go back, you know what, it was cheap.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
She loves being negged.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Maybe do that piece of ship. Oh no, I'm quite.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Yeah, you know it feels better, it looks better.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
She was right, but it hurt a little wit.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Yeah say that to people, Yeah, about it in a
better because you know sometimes you that from the start.
That makes yeah, I got one percent jealous of your
age young.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
And also when she seed five inches, I think she's
been nice to the men in her past.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
I think, Wow, nothing wrong was fine?
Speaker 3 (04:20):
We do then we round up? Yeah, two or three yeah,
three yeah, double double double yeah double the average penis.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
I was reading a study and it was not appropriate
for radio. The average penis from flaccid to ericto increases
by forty three percent.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
That's the everage.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Because some some guys are growers, not showing showers, not growing.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
On average, forty three percent almost doubles.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
No, one hundred percent would be double. Oh yeah, fun,
it's half again.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Oh yeah, oh no, yeah no, that's not hell. Just
work early.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
You're right, you went to a private school and you
don't know anything about dicks.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
This is why you've got it.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Yeah, you went to annibal school.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Cockapedia over here.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Immediately, you won't go with Wikipedia because it actually rhymes
with wikipedia. Cockapedia Cockipediasia.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Was funny to.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Say, yeah, yeah, yeah, I know.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
They don't teach it at private school. No, enough about schlongs.
I thought that was just a nice stat to add
into this stea
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