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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The z M podcast Network. Please Haley's little bit of Pod,
treat yourself to mcafay coffee with my macas rewards.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Welcome to a little bit of Pod and today's a
little bit of Pond is an overflow from a discussion
we had on the Big Pod today. The first hair
removal disasters for Stories and Wow inundated a.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Lot of people getting too intimate with their gennies too
early on.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Yeah, well, this one's one of those cases. The only
one and only time I attempted to get to Brazilian
because I was getting ready for the rhythm and vibes vines.
I think auto corrected the vibes there's as well, but
there's never been a rhythm and vibes I don't bene.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
But the second part is always about the location.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Yeah, I went to a cheap little place close to me.
Fucked up there, cheap little place close to me. Was
asking the ladies how long the heir needed to be
as I'm a shaver. However, because English wasn't their first language,
it were some difficulty in getting across what I was
trying to say, and they thought I was meaning how
long will the hair stay away? So I was like,
bugger it, I'm here. I got up on the table,
(01:10):
got my ass and my virginia. Can we please refer
to it as a use medical terms? Okay, the anus
and the fufu were around and the out and that's
when they told me the heir was too short. They
gave it the go, but the wax wouldn't grab. It
(01:31):
was too short. It was a mess and I was
in pain. And I did not end up with any
hair being removed. Just ripping skin long, doesn't it?
Speaker 3 (01:42):
It's good not long, because the he will break a
perfect length some other ones.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
I shaved against my parents a recommendation. I tried to
shape my eyebrows at the same time, shaved one off
entirely accidentally. Luckily I had fridge. Fridge They wrote fridge,
but I think the men fringe. Oh yeah, fridge to
cover it up?
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Well, head fridges growing up or just hide behind the
fridge for two weeks it grows best, somewhat of a growth.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Yeah, just can't the fridge around everywhere? Yeah you go.
I tried to wax downstairs, rip the first strip off,
and it hurt so much and made me feel light headed,
and I had to lie down on the bathroom floor.
I did not continue the job, and I've never tried
waxing since.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
So many people message in about doing day Brazilians. Even
when you you know what you're doing, you wouldn't do that,
would you.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
Get into it?
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Yeah, you've got to get able to get it all taught,
and then you need your hand to pull in there,
and you can't be in the right position.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
That's a special sort of person.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
You don't want to be.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Like a spatchclock chuck on a cold table a harsh
light and someone else needs to do it.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
And you're you're pulling at the spatch cop and you
take a bit of skin off.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
You take a bit of stool, You're gonna pull it.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
I've got blonde hair, and my mum told me not
to shave my legs because I'd regret it. For However,
thirteen years old, I knew better. Yeah, we all did right,
and dry shaved my legs. The rash got the worst
shaving rationaling to man and dark ears drew back and
they've been with me for the rest of my life.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Yeah, but then, how long can you actually hold off shaving?
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Nowadays? Probably long because it's a bit a little bit
more accepted. But yeah, I suppose a few years ago, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
It wasn't as accepted.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Yeah, in the nineties when it was all heroin chic,
thurn eyebrows, nobody here.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Yeah yeah, yeah, you know exactly.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
That was the dawning of a new age, because eighties,
i'd say eighties was still pretty bush.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
Yeah in the pubic region, Yeah yeah, sure, but.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
The ninety maybe you trimmed your pubes if you were
going to be in tags or something. Some of the
messages in as a teenager is looking for a cheap
Brazilian ended up at a random home client. The lady
showed me her lady bits is an example of what
it looks like after you've waxed for twenty years. Then
West showed her herb and then sorry for and then
(04:00):
the wax was too hot and one lip got burnt
to the point that it later scabbed out far out.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
We don't want scavy lips.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
And you saw her fufu and.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
You would look at an older woman's vagina.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
How bizarre.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
I waxed my buttole shut. We're kind of touched on
that on the show So Good. At ten, I thought
I heard a monobrow and hindsight, I did not took
mum's raiser, shaved one eyebrow right off, big bald patch
in the middle, thought Mom's gonna kill me, and Mom did. Yeah,
Mom did kill me. She was so livid. My brother's
(04:35):
sister was in beauty school. I was eleven. My eyebrows
are only just fully grown back now.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
They take so long once you've stuffed.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Them, and sometimes they don't come back, eh if you time.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
My mums are like that. They just never came back properly.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Yeah, I let mine grow. Mine were getting too thin again,
and during lockdown I just didn't touch them and they
were horrendous.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
And then we're coming out. Got them shaped now there.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Yeah, the stuff is jurkish eyebrow implants.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Probably probably, oh yeah, because I follow a trans man
and he got here from the back of his head
put onto his face to get some nice you know,
thick sluts, and for a couple of years it looked
a bit like patchie.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Now, great brow, great brown. Did my balls? I loved
balls for a date night, left it on too long,
ended up with chemical and blistering.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
That's yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
I'm down there on my back back in the day
scro I beated my chest once as a twenty years
old and the nipples were just yeah, no weeping, that's
not weeping. Just let them be my lhr story, lasa
he remobers. He remember was they burnt my bum hoole
as I had a birthmark on the side of my
cheek and my crack and the machine was attracted to
(05:54):
the pigment in the skin, so there was no but
there was no hair there. Oh, so blessed me anus,
I don't want to bless me as we were calling it.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
I dry shaved at school camp and then jumped in
a hot pool oh streamstag led to rash yuck. Don't
try first shave at eight years old, so I'd seen
mum do it and hadn't been told not to. I
cut my shin so badly on the first stroke. I
still have the scar. I'm forty one years old and
I still have that scar um that somebody else. I
(06:26):
shaved my legs at fourteen years old because I thought
it was cool, then completely garaged my shoin to the
point where I still stop it.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
I'm going to leave the world the shin. I tried
naughty nads, mim and Neds. When I was thirteen on
a Brazilian that Neds was here removal yeap cream.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
But wasn't it like the poltory cream like a melted
rof or did you rub it in and then wrap
it out? No?
Speaker 3 (06:45):
No, no, melted off, melted your pubia Jesus Christ, naughty nads.
When I was thirteen on a Brazilian and it was
too much for me in the way.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
Oh no, it was wax.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Sorry, Neds did a bit of everything that just strips everything.
It was too much pain for me. The wax went hard,
so I had to use a little fan heater blowing
up my food trying to mount the wax to pick
it off. And that's when my mum walked into that site.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
I'd be like, mom moment.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
I might not my first attempt, but I did have
a brass pre year thirteen ball with the guy I
was infatuated with. God.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
It was like shit, what to do? I came, I
come from a shocking heritage of eppilady use on legs.
Oh yeah's awful A so I was desperate. The day
before the ball, I attempted to d bush with the
Eppi Lady so.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
You're individually plucking out each pupercar that's awful.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Theaters AD's burnt in the memory, and I went out
to buy a cigarette shaver. Mum wasn't for these, as
she was the EPPI lady lady she epilated. She must
have a fucking pain toler It was like, no.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Yeah, those things horrible. My mum did it on her legs.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
She probably puts a cigarettes out on her rest just
for it. No astro, no problem, Yeah, put it out there.
Back in the day, I went to beat my chest.
I put it on and I had this warm, burning
sensation because I've left it on for too long. Jumping
the shower for a cook one thought everything was okay.
Two days later I woke up with tiny pinpoint scabs
from where the hair follicles used to be all over
my body.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Yeah, it's horrible. You've got to be really careful with
that stuff.
Speaker 4 (08:09):
I think just let it be.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
As a twenty year old male, my partner at the time,
I had just set of beauty therapy and had learned
to wax that day, got home and she's like, I'm
going to wax your back and chest. It was only
the next day that she learned she had to trim
the long body here. But yeah, oh dearn oh.
Speaker 4 (08:27):
God, this is painful.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
My partner will kill me if he hears me say this.
I was doing the waxing horrendously might what might I
might add? I had never used it before, started on
his back. What could go wrong? Well that didn't. But
someone me got cocky and was like, we can go further.
It'll be right. Nope, absolutely not had the sensitive area.
It bruised instantly. Oh it was purple black blue, and
(08:50):
I can only imagine extremely painful. It also forgotten. I'd
also naturally stuck a few bats down to pull off
as I went, so it wasn't one and done so
like she waxed them up. You want to do it
as you go. Okay, now I'm gona finishing on this
one because I don't know if I can hear it.
Probably not for an air appropriate Oh. Yes, it wasn't
(09:10):
the actual hair removal that made it memorable. The lady
that was performing the removal that made it. I was
having an intimate area of wax for the first time.
Took me a long time to pluck up the courage
to actually go through with it. And the woman doing
the wax told me how when she goes home after
wax in the same area, her husband gets very excited
and says, I quote, I can't wait to lit the
bowl clean.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
Tell that to a customer.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
That's the same woman that showed her flats woman after
twenty years und crazy. Her name Sharon. Oh gosh, we
used to when we were flatting, we used to go
to an at home situation, and this one was batshit crazy.
She met a guy who lived in Afghanistan online and
(09:56):
was in love with him, and he was went to
New Zealand to marry you. Really he turned up. He
did turn up and got married and then just disappeared
somewhere into this beautiful country house. And she was using
a psychic to try to track him down, of course,
but the psychic was giving her other a whole lot
of information about all of her clients, one of which
was Charde, and she hit Charde with this. My psychic
says this situation about you.
Speaker 4 (10:17):
Oh my dad said that before.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Oh it was wild.
Speaker 4 (10:20):
Yeah, it was a every.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Time you went you were just like what crazy? Should
have I gon ton experience it but cheap? Yeah, And
she did a pretty good job. She did a pretty
good job.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
Some areas in which I'm going to cut costs, yeah,
my pubes is not one of those.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
She had a screaming match with one of her kids
once when she was halfway through wax in her back,
and I just lay there in this weird room in
the house listening her and her daughter absolutely going each other. Yes, yeah,
it was a very interesting, interesting period.
The z M podcast Network. Please Haley's little bit of Pod,
treat yourself to mcafay coffee with my macas rewards.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Welcome to a little bit of Pod and today's a
little bit of Pond is an overflow from a discussion
we had on the Big Pod today. The first hair
removal disasters for Stories and Wow inundated a.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Lot of people getting too intimate with their gennies too
early on.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Yeah, well, this one's one of those cases. The only
one and only time I attempted to get to Brazilian
because I was getting ready for the rhythm and vibes vines.
I think auto corrected the vibes there's as well, but
there's never been a rhythm and vibes I don't bene.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
But the second part is always about the location.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Yeah, I went to a cheap little place close to me.
Fucked up there, cheap little place close to me. Was
asking the ladies how long the heir needed to be
as I'm a shaver. However, because English wasn't their first language,
it were some difficulty in getting across what I was
trying to say, and they thought I was meaning how
long will the hair stay away? So I was like,
bugger it, I'm here. I got up on the table,
(01:10):
got my ass and my virginia. Can we please refer
to it as a use medical terms? Okay, the anus
and the fufu were around and the out and that's
when they told me the heir was too short. They
gave it the go, but the wax wouldn't grab. It
(01:31):
was too short. It was a mess and I was
in pain. And I did not end up with any
hair being removed. Just ripping skin long, doesn't it?
Speaker 3 (01:42):
It's good not long, because the he will break a
perfect length some other ones.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
I shaved against my parents a recommendation. I tried to
shape my eyebrows at the same time, shaved one off
entirely accidentally. Luckily I had fridge. Fridge They wrote fridge,
but I think the men fringe. Oh yeah, fridge to
cover it up?
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Well, head fridges growing up or just hide behind the
fridge for two weeks it grows best, somewhat of a growth.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Yeah, just can't the fridge around everywhere? Yeah you go.
I tried to wax downstairs, rip the first strip off,
and it hurt so much and made me feel light headed,
and I had to lie down on the bathroom floor.
I did not continue the job, and I've never tried
waxing since.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
So many people message in about doing day Brazilians. Even
when you you know what you're doing, you wouldn't do that,
would you.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
Get into it?
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Yeah, you've got to get able to get it all taught,
and then you need your hand to pull in there,
and you can't be in the right position.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
That's a special sort of person.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
You don't want to be.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Like a spatchclock chuck on a cold table a harsh
light and someone else needs to do it.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
And you're you're pulling at the spatch cop and you
take a bit of skin off.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
You take a bit of stool, You're gonna pull it.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
I've got blonde hair, and my mum told me not
to shave my legs because I'd regret it. For However,
thirteen years old, I knew better. Yeah, we all did right,
and dry shaved my legs. The rash got the worst
shaving rationaling to man and dark ears drew back and
they've been with me for the rest of my life.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Yeah, but then, how long can you actually hold off shaving?
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Nowadays? Probably long because it's a bit a little bit
more accepted. But yeah, I suppose a few years ago, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
It wasn't as accepted.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Yeah, in the nineties when it was all heroin chic,
thurn eyebrows, nobody here.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Yeah yeah, yeah, you know exactly.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
That was the dawning of a new age, because eighties,
i'd say eighties was still pretty bush.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
Yeah in the pubic region, Yeah yeah, sure, but.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
The ninety maybe you trimmed your pubes if you were
going to be in tags or something. Some of the
messages in as a teenager is looking for a cheap
Brazilian ended up at a random home client. The lady
showed me her lady bits is an example of what
it looks like after you've waxed for twenty years. Then
West showed her herb and then sorry for and then
(04:00):
the wax was too hot and one lip got burnt
to the point that it later scabbed out far out.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
We don't want scavy lips.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
And you saw her fufu and.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
You would look at an older woman's vagina.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
How bizarre.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
I waxed my buttole shut. We're kind of touched on
that on the show So Good. At ten, I thought
I heard a monobrow and hindsight, I did not took
mum's raiser, shaved one eyebrow right off, big bald patch
in the middle, thought Mom's gonna kill me, and Mom did. Yeah,
Mom did kill me. She was so livid. My brother's
(04:35):
sister was in beauty school. I was eleven. My eyebrows
are only just fully grown back now.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
They take so long once you've stuffed.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Them, and sometimes they don't come back, eh if you time.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
My mums are like that. They just never came back properly.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Yeah, I let mine grow. Mine were getting too thin again,
and during lockdown I just didn't touch them and they
were horrendous.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
And then we're coming out. Got them shaped now there.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Yeah, the stuff is jurkish eyebrow implants.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Probably probably, oh yeah, because I follow a trans man
and he got here from the back of his head
put onto his face to get some nice you know,
thick sluts, and for a couple of years it looked
a bit like patchie.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Now, great brow, great brown. Did my balls? I loved
balls for a date night, left it on too long,
ended up with chemical and blistering.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
That's yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
I'm down there on my back back in the day
scro I beated my chest once as a twenty years
old and the nipples were just yeah, no weeping, that's
not weeping. Just let them be my lhr story, lasa
he remobers. He remember was they burnt my bum hoole
as I had a birthmark on the side of my
cheek and my crack and the machine was attracted to
(05:54):
the pigment in the skin, so there was no but
there was no hair there. Oh, so blessed me anus,
I don't want to bless me as we were calling it.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
I dry shaved at school camp and then jumped in
a hot pool oh streamstag led to rash yuck. Don't
try first shave at eight years old, so I'd seen
mum do it and hadn't been told not to. I
cut my shin so badly on the first stroke. I
still have the scar. I'm forty one years old and
I still have that scar um that somebody else. I
(06:26):
shaved my legs at fourteen years old because I thought
it was cool, then completely garaged my shoin to the
point where I still stop it.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
I'm going to leave the world the shin. I tried
naughty nads, mim and Neds. When I was thirteen on
a Brazilian that Neds was here removal yeap cream.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
But wasn't it like the poltory cream like a melted
rof or did you rub it in and then wrap
it out? No?
Speaker 3 (06:45):
No, no, melted off, melted your pubia Jesus Christ, naughty nads.
When I was thirteen on a Brazilian and it was
too much for me in the way.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
Oh no, it was wax.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Sorry, Neds did a bit of everything that just strips everything.
It was too much pain for me. The wax went hard,
so I had to use a little fan heater blowing
up my food trying to mount the wax to pick
it off. And that's when my mum walked into that site.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
I'd be like, mom moment.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
I might not my first attempt, but I did have
a brass pre year thirteen ball with the guy I
was infatuated with. God.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
It was like shit, what to do? I came, I
come from a shocking heritage of eppilady use on legs.
Oh yeah's awful A so I was desperate. The day
before the ball, I attempted to d bush with the
Eppi Lady so.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
You're individually plucking out each pupercar that's awful.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Theaters AD's burnt in the memory, and I went out
to buy a cigarette shaver. Mum wasn't for these, as
she was the EPPI lady lady she epilated. She must
have a fucking pain toler It was like, no.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Yeah, those things horrible. My mum did it on her legs.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
She probably puts a cigarettes out on her rest just
for it. No astro, no problem, Yeah, put it out there.
Back in the day, I went to beat my chest.
I put it on and I had this warm, burning
sensation because I've left it on for too long. Jumping
the shower for a cook one thought everything was okay.
Two days later I woke up with tiny pinpoint scabs
from where the hair follicles used to be all over
my body.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Yeah, it's horrible. You've got to be really careful with
that stuff.
Speaker 4 (08:09):
I think just let it be.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
As a twenty year old male, my partner at the time,
I had just set of beauty therapy and had learned
to wax that day, got home and she's like, I'm
going to wax your back and chest. It was only
the next day that she learned she had to trim
the long body here. But yeah, oh dearn oh.
Speaker 4 (08:27):
God, this is painful.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
My partner will kill me if he hears me say this.
I was doing the waxing horrendously might what might I
might add? I had never used it before, started on
his back. What could go wrong? Well that didn't. But
someone me got cocky and was like, we can go further.
It'll be right. Nope, absolutely not had the sensitive area.
It bruised instantly. Oh it was purple black blue, and
(08:50):
I can only imagine extremely painful. It also forgotten. I'd
also naturally stuck a few bats down to pull off
as I went, so it wasn't one and done so
like she waxed them up. You want to do it
as you go. Okay, now I'm gona finishing on this
one because I don't know if I can hear it.
Probably not for an air appropriate Oh. Yes, it wasn't
(09:10):
the actual hair removal that made it memorable. The lady
that was performing the removal that made it. I was
having an intimate area of wax for the first time.
Took me a long time to pluck up the courage
to actually go through with it. And the woman doing
the wax told me how when she goes home after
wax in the same area, her husband gets very excited
and says, I quote, I can't wait to lit the
bowl clean.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
Tell that to a customer.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
That's the same woman that showed her flats woman after
twenty years und crazy. Her name Sharon. Oh gosh, we
used to when we were flatting, we used to go
to an at home situation, and this one was batshit crazy.
She met a guy who lived in Afghanistan online and
(09:56):
was in love with him, and he was went to
New Zealand to marry you. Really he turned up. He
did turn up and got married and then just disappeared
somewhere into this beautiful country house. And she was using
a psychic to try to track him down, of course,
but the psychic was giving her other a whole lot
of information about all of her clients, one of which
was Charde, and she hit Charde with this. My psychic
says this situation about you.
Speaker 4 (10:17):
Oh my dad said that before.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Oh it was wild.
Speaker 4 (10:20):
Yeah, it was a every.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Time you went you were just like what crazy? Should
have I gon ton experience it but cheap? Yeah, And
she did a pretty good job. She did a pretty
good job.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
Some areas in which I'm going to cut costs, yeah,
my pubes is not one of those.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
She had a screaming match with one of her kids
once when she was halfway through wax in her back,
and I just lay there in this weird room in
the house listening her and her daughter absolutely going each other. Yes, yeah,
it was a very interesting, interesting period.
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