Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:00):
The ZM podcast Network, Fleashwood and Hayley's Little Bit of
Pod Treat yourself to mcafe coffee with my macas rewards.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Welcome to a Little Bit of Pod.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Now just a reminder that our Christmas Cocktail Special will
be recording in December, so you've got until the fourth
of December to get your Christmas Cocktail Special shout outs in.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
We've got a questionnaire.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
You can go to Zeni online dot com slash cocktail
Special one word, or if you're in New Zealand, just
text cocktail special is one word to nine six ninety six.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Yesterday I made a light whoopsie that I can hasn't
been confirmed was caught. So yesterday I went to the
gym after work, right and I put on my gym
shorts thick squat proof so totally fine. And I underneath
the gym shorts, I had a G banger on because
I like to wear a G banger at the gym.
Ye same, so we've got g Banger Jim shorts. I
(00:56):
get home and it's time to get into some house
work stuff, including putting paint into little things. So I
had to deal with paint. So I was like I
don't want to get paint on my gym shorts, took
them off. Couldn't find any scruffy paint shorts. So what
I put on was a pair of like the chub
rub shorts that I like to buy, you know, like
made of like a light penny hoose material like to wear.
(01:18):
I wear those under my skirts and my dresses so
that my thighs don't kiss and make out all day
and get anyway.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
So we're at it all day and then they get
all like cash all day and.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Then they're like, oh, oh, too much, Pasha, and I've
got to walk like a fucking.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Crab for it. It's a stubble, isn't it.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
It's the one of the thighs stubble. The other one
gets and there's smooth I've got to keep. I've got
to put a barrier for Jesus between them anyway. So
I'm wearing my little shorts, which are not shorts, they
are definitely glorified unders, yes, and then I'm doing all
my paint things. But then I kind of forget because
they're black like my gym shorts, and they're short like
(01:55):
my gym shorts. Wasted my gym shorts you can go
in public, did you not? But I was home and
then Alfred Andrew, who comes around and helps Aaron on
the house, came over in the afternoon to do some work. Now,
I thought I was wearing my gym shorts and I
was bending over in the patio bit where the deck
(02:15):
looks down on they're working on the deck. I'm bending
over in the patio, at which point Aaron's like, like
corner to get my attention, and I look and he's like,
you're not wearing You're not wearing any pants. And I
was like, oh, I'm not.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Bent over.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
So when you bend over, I'll show you now, because
I'll show you not not not a full thing, but
like I'm wearing.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Oh yes, so when they go when they streetch become
a transparent thing. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
So when you see the back end and I'm wearing
a g bang and not a full coverage thing, oh
yeh right, you can really see many mentor hoy hoy, okay.
I don't know how to ask Aaron if he clocked mayonas,
but that's ok just himself. Yeah, right, he's caught an
(03:06):
eye for before. We've talked about this. The day that
you realize that the women a lot more than you can.
You have this, you go how and then you're like,
oh my god, yeah, of course I don't know if
he clocked it, because just he clocked it. The booring
this and lovely friend Andrew, who's just at the top
bloke really salted the earth guy. But he wouldn't never
(03:27):
say it.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
He'd never say like, hey, I can see your bumhole.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
I don't know if he's caught an eyeful or not.
It's not a great lot.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
How's the asshole getting around the g banger?
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Well, you know, it's only a stream, you know, he
probably wouldn't see the.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Hole, sort of like a partial eclipse each year.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
You wouldn't see each groove, right.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
But there'd be a line down the middle. I like
if you hold a finger up to the full moon.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Yeah, and it kind of glows around it. Right, Okay,
that's what you would have seen.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
God, what a mess.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
I honestly, what a miss. But it's just they are
the exact sort of shape, color and size as my
gym shorts. So I was just walking around assuming that
I still had those on. But I did.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
It would be your worst nightmare.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Imagine walking like getting change at the gym and walking
into the gym floor and you haven't put your shorts on,
but you've still got your undays on. That's a nightmare start.
That's not mere staff a. So no gym shorts, but
you you just leaving change.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Yeah, you've got your like box of briefs on. Yeah,
your workout shirts, socks, and then you're sneaking, and then
you're working out and then you're like, man, I am
moving with ease. These squads are gliding pants on. Anyway,
I did not ask. I'm not going to ask her
because have you seen it? Then I don't. Don't you
to discuss it.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
If he hasn't seen, you need to book a man
some therapy.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
You might want to. It's not that bad. It's not
that bad down there, are you?
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Are you just paying for the initial therapy or until
THEO because that could get expensive.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
One one session. Not everyone clocks therapy in one go.
This is what I've heard people like you, unlike you
would just work through issues and trauma. He is Sometimes the.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Guy was like, sounds like you're surrounded by funkwards and
I see, to be honest, a lot of the time,
I also feel that this is now.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
I wish we had ahead of recording, and I know
that that's illegal. I had a recording of your sision
to see what close patient information.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
I will give you permission. He took release.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Yeah that or he was like this, there's way too
much here, you know.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Yeah, that's probably more like the problem.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
I wanted to retire soon, and that's not gonna happen
if I take on.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
This whole fall.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
This guy's got a five year process
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Of yeah, yeah, and I don't want it.