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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The z M podcast Network.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Fleash Wooden Hailey's little bit of pod Treat yourself to
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Speaker 1 (00:11):
Welcome to a little bit of pod s A little
bit of instant Karma.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Yes, okay, what I've actually coined a phrase? Karma is
a bitch?
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Oh Jojo Wow?
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Should have known better?
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Jojo Sie WHA Instant Karma is a song by English
rock musician John Lennon. I didn't know that in nineteen seventy.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Okay, I didn't like his solo ship, you know what
I mean, Stuck with the Beatles?
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Wow, controversial opinion. I mean, what about imagine?
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Well there was the Beatles? Was that? I thought it
was just him?
Speaker 1 (00:40):
No? What about a Little Bee? What about Yellow Submarine?
Best battle song?
Speaker 3 (00:46):
My bigger partner is just John Lennon.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Yeah, I was gonna say, I'm.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
So sorry dumb biting, but dogging the dumb bitch bell
that's a dumb bit.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
No, Yeah, I was gonna.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Because it was just him.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Yeah, I know, I mean one of the greatest. I
mean that song.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
People love that, so I know they do. I love
it too. But I heard Paul McCartney cover it and
so I was like, I thought it was a Beatles.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
That's on the nose from mccarnity.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Go out there and cover it, you know, bastard.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Yeah, from my apologies, Um, I saw an instant karma.
Not not the John Lennon song. There was a Ford
Ranger surprise, surprise, right up my anus, surprise right on
a sixty kilometer of home another an hour an hour, Yeah,
sixty kilometer an hour rural road that was bindy and windy.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
And how you go a rural that's the way to
my place. That's a sixty k rural.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
AND's no, no, it's but by my place. So like
a proper bindy rural road. It was right up my ass. Okay,
I was on the way to get my children from school.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Were you going exactly sixty?
Speaker 1 (01:42):
I think I was going like sixty five. Oh, Jimney
loves a curvy road, yeah, right, made for it. And
I'm like, this guy's right up my ass. We get
to one straight point that I would guess is a
couple of hundred meters long, and he fucking hoofs it
past me. O. You just hear that engine screaming ducks back,
and just some time it goes around the corner. I'm like,
for Cary, come the other way. I hate it as well.
(02:06):
Then I'm like tally didly diddly driving along the road
takes a good like sound.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Yeah, there's one sound to sum up the chimney and
you're driving along.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
It is that.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
I Vaughn followed me home yesterday, Like we got into
the traffic at the same time. I just I watch
as I lose him, and then I started to looking
behind corners miles away in my mirror. I'm like, he
is so far away.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Yeah, I'm just.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
I'm honoring the speed limit.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
I'm going to great mileage out of my petrol. If
I don't do a week on a tank, I get
a little upset with myself for being heavy fooded. Oh really,
I love a heavy foot doing too many extra late
little trips.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Actually drive with both my feet on the accelerator.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
So I'm dimly did I turned rightly. That's just a
little bit left, totally down there. I guess who's been
pulled over by a cop? Yeah you yeah, So I
don't know him. It was just up to that corner,
so he must have come out of the air and
in that short period of time hoofed it again. Yeah,
(03:16):
and got up to a speed so quickly that it
registered with this cops radar. Right, and the sex story
ran like a stop there's a stock couple of stop
signs there, so maybe he ran a stop signed and
saw it and pulled them over.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
You've got stop.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
You've got to fully stopped and a complete It was.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
One of those moments where and then I get to
drive past and I'm like, he wasn't looking, he was
talking to the cop, but I was just like, I
hope you see me go past at a reasonable speed.
Tortoise in the hair situation. You know, the modern telling
of the tortoise services here would be called the Ranger
versus the Chymney. Yeah. Yeah, but it will win the race.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
God, it is so satisfying because I always think this
when you see a holes on the road, You're like,
I just lo was so it could go and put
a little you know, police slide on the top of
my car and be like surprise, I'm a cop.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Surprize.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Yeah. But then when you pass them, it's great, Oh god,
that's so nice.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Yeah, it's good. It's good seeing someone get a ticket.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
You eat it.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Yeah, I still want to get pulled over on the
motorway the other day. They definitely weren't speeding, and from
the position the cops started lighting them, Yeah, I don't
think they were. They could have possibly seen that they
were on their phone. And for the rest of the trip,
I was just like, what did they get pulled over for?
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Oh? Yeah, what on earth? Maybe they ran the number
or so to indicate. Oh yeah, they run the number plates.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Yeah, run all your number plates.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
No, you kind of have to do something. It was
a cop. I would just constantly be if we were
in traffic, I'd run all the plates around me.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
That's what I got pulled over once because of my
number plate because I was driving in South Auckland and
my number plate is registered to Greytown and the wided
up because it was my mum's car technically, and they
pulled me over. And they were like, I'll just pulled
you over because we ran new plates and we didn't
know where Greytown was.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
No, you know what it was?
Speaker 3 (04:54):
You were hot. That cop was hot. He was hot.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Yeah, and that's why he wanted to pull you over because.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
My mum's mister. Goddamn it, I totally missed the signs.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Yeah, it's only fair after he did your mum and
her own master that he then.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Goes for I remember that, mister, I've been in there.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
I'll pull it over, pulls it over, and he's like Patsy,
but it'll do, it'll do. And then you didn't bang
the cor No, I missed opportunity. I did flirt with
him quite a lot. He had one of those T shirts.
It was way too tight around the bicycle.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
He knew, he knows what he's doing. Yeah, could have
gone to sign this up, but no.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
I didn't need to a medium.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
I was like, yeah, we'll see take them down.