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December 2, 2024 5 mins

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Hayley has invented a sixth love language!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The ZM podcast network, Fleas would and Haley's Little bit
of Pod.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Treat yourself to Macathae coffee with my macers rewards.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
Welcome to a little bit of Pod.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
I would like to advocate for the entry of a
sixth love language.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
Okay, okay.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
We have acts of service, we have touch, words of information,
gifts and quality time. Those are the ones we know,
I love and we identify with.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
Is it you spending all the money.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
That is an act of revolution and disobedience? No, I
think you could. It's almost acts of service adjacent. And
this is something I do for Aaron when I know
that he's having a bit of a hard day, toughter,
an exhausting day, or a bad day. Yeah, I know
what his soul desires, and I don't tell him I'm
doing it. What I do is I just provide it.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
Now.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
He has been working very hard on the house day
and night, day and night, day and night, day and night,
no days off. Yesterday I could feel he was drained.
I was like, oh my god, the boy he's working
very hard into rainbows. But rainbow, no, no high end
hand job. It's too tired for there, and no rainbow's
end he's too tired for that. There's no point. Also,
I've got quite callous hands at the moment, like getting

(01:11):
you know, a bit of a gym hand. That's what's
high end about it.

Speaker 3 (01:15):
It's not great.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
Excuse me Jim hand job to keep it clean when
you've probably had one.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
Jim hand job. My hands on might have on the floor.
I haven't had a Jim hand job.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
Interesting. Interesting anyway, it's actually Jim's mos new franchise.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
It's the latest in the franchise.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
It is none of these things. And I've done this
three times.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
You've done this.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
I've done this three times.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
You've seen it.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
I've seen it. I've seen in him that he needs
something special, and so I've done this and I that thing.
What I do is he comes in and he's exhausted,
he's like done for the day. House is all locked up.
He comes in and what I provide for him is
a platter of slightly different flavored cheese toasties.

Speaker 3 (02:11):
Wait, so this is because love language and what is.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
It chee cheese toastings. But they have to build all
slightly different. You have to present them as such one
by one and describe to him the internal flavors and
he gets all excited and he doesn't know what's coming next.
I did this for him once. I was just like,
I've got bits and odds and sods and the fridge.
I'll just make a series of because he'll eat like four,
I'll make a series of them. And I just did that,

(02:34):
and I gathered to it, and he still talks about
it as one of the best days of his life.
He was like, there was one of the greatest days ever,
hands down. And so yesterday I spotted it in him
and I looked in the fridge. I said, there's a
little bit of shaved hand, there's you know, the arc
end of a rotisserie chuck. There's some cheese, there's some vegetables,
there's some pisto, there's some sauces. I'm gonna do it again.
And they didn't tell him. So he was outside and

(02:56):
I got laid out the bread. Four toasties like this,
and I curate my flavors. One was chicken pisto red
onion with cheese, one was ham cheese and onion as normal,
one was ham cheese, onion, capsicum and like a chili chutney,
and the other one was a pisto with a spit
in it. I do in there and he came out

(03:17):
and he was like this, and I said, take a
seat at the table.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
And he's like, he turned the seat away from the
table because he he was going to get a high
end hand Joph.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
No, he didn't.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
He knew that its position.

Speaker 3 (03:32):
And you use extravagion wwn. I like to apologize. I'm sorry,
you've just.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
Turned the standard of the show into out side.

Speaker 3 (03:46):
I see it to Aaron.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
I said, take a seat at the table, my love.
I can see you're tired. And he sits there and
he starts doing work. He's looking at paperwork from this,
he's looking at that, and I said, put that away,
thank you, And I said I want would appreciate the
dinner I've made, and I presented him on a small
plate toasted number one and he goes, fuck off. I said, year, baby, year, baby,
it's happening. And he was like, you're kidding me, and
I said, guess what. He said, no, there's four flavors.

(04:09):
I said, there's four flavors, motherfucker. And his day turned around.
He was bright, there's better than any custom high end handjob.
You gotta be a received four.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
Like even a nice dinner round, Like if you're taken
into a nice restaurant.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
I could have made a slow roasted leg of lamb,
you know, was gravy and all this. He would have
loved it and be like, oh my god, A platter
of individually tasting cheese toasties turns this man's day around six.

Speaker 3 (04:31):
Love language six. Yeah, I had that toasty at that
won the toasty Oh my god, it's incredible. Oh kitty falls. Yes,
I'm just like half an hour out of it to
describe its contents again, there were different cheeses. What was
it called the figgy year, the figgy something, and so
there were a couple of different cheeses. It was fig

(04:54):
kind of like a chutney. Yeah, singing in the middle,
Figgi in the middle, That's what it was called. Let
me get this. It was up here. Incredible.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
Yeah, because I only so it has I.

Speaker 3 (05:04):
Do apologize again speaking over a woman.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
Okay, now, shut up, bitch.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
Innovative combination of dill pickleed cheesecake, whip oh fuck o,
Swiss cheese, sliced eggs, Vandy's streaky bacon, toasted walnuts, rocket
and McClure's pickles with blue cheese and a.

Speaker 3 (05:23):
Generous drizzle of chili honey. That doesn't it doesn't sound
like on paper, that doesn't like that sounds it sounds
very rare, like the pretentious about full on. But oh
my god, it was incredible. It was so good. Everything
worked on yet a little bit of chili honey, bacon,
the cheese.

Speaker 2 (05:42):
Sweetness from the Firs.

Speaker 3 (05:43):
Yeah, it was amazing. If you ever get the chance

Speaker 2 (05:45):
Well, I just think if someone you know what love is,
having a bit of a tough day, hit them with
the cheese toasty platter and get creative love it
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