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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The ZiT M podcast Network, Fleaswood and Hayley's Little bit
of Pod Treat yourself to mcassae coffee with my Meca's rewards.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Welcome to a little bit of pond.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Gays, Gays, gays, guys in particular Aussie podcast listeners. Listen up.
I'm coming to Australia, going to work on ac Why
what's wrong with it? It's sick ass.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
You're going to spend the whole two weeks imitating Australians.
Like anytime there's a gusten from anywhere.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
It is so bad. And when I'm in Australia, it's
like instant. The moment I land, I'm like, I always
get picked. How are you? Oh so good? I'm going
to Australia next year. I'm going to Melbourne, Brisbane and
Sydney with my show Wild Fanny Wild Floods basically working title,
Yeah Fanny Flutters but I am. I'm doing two weeks
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in Melbourne the Comedy Festival, two shows and Brisbane two shows.
In Sydney.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
That is so exciting because Melboyn Comedy Festival is amazing,
huge and I all seed you wouldn't do it. They were.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Funny people only to do this. Well, boy, I got
jokes for days and they're like, and you've showing them
where you might or you might not remain. I showed
them you don't need to be funny to be a comedian.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
So Melbourne Comedy would then would go Edinburgh and then Melbourne.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
It's huge and she runs for four weeks, but I'm
only doing two right, just because I miss you guys
so much. Yeah, well, I mean it will.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
We will because there's a little break between Easter and
Anzac but you'll be doing a few shows over there
from Australia.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
You know this is Can we talk about that anyway?
So if you want to get tickets Australians Live Nation
dot com do au just look at my name. She's
She's all Flash Live Nation produced by Live Nation Australia.
Here's the So in Brisbane and Sydney when I'm in there,
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which is like the later half of it, We're we're
gonna have a little break probably as a show. So
that's fine. Do you know what's going to happen in Melbourne?
And here's the plan. My show in Melbourne is on
at nine point thirty Australia time, So that's PM eleven
thirty pm New Zealand, New Zealand time. At the best,
I'll be able to get back to my hotel after
doing my show in Australia at one am New Zealand time. Now, yeah,
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I get up at four am New Zealand time. That's
three hours later. So here's my plan. I was like,
I'm going to go nocturnal. Oh okay, I'll get up
and I'll like have a bit of dinner or something.
I'll go and I'll do my show. Yeap, i will
maybe go into a late night spot or something. I'm
going to stay awake and then I'll just join you guys,
and I won't have slept, and then you'll sleep after
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and then we'll do the show. I'll be in Australia.
You'll be here and.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Then am six am your time or seven nice.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Seven year seven year seven go to sleep, go to sleep,
sleep during the day. I love that. And I was like,
this just seems a bitter way than then getting back
to accommodation after doing performance. You've all it's adrenaline trying
to sleep for a measly couple of hours and then
me being a beggar ship for you over zone. Yeah,
so I'm all excited. I'm going to go full nighttime mode.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
I've done a couple of shows in Australia. We've done
a couple as well. Yeah, it's weird You're going into
a radio studio and it's like three.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Or two in the morning. Yeah, just like what is happening?
I know, But now I am. I'm really excited. I
know we've got lots of Aussie podcast listeners. It's so excited. No, yeah,
and I do. I haven't been to Sydney since I
was a teenager. Really, I've never been to Sydney and
as an adult. Yeah, I'm thinking of getting some lip
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filler while I'm there.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
You're gonna love it, you know what I mean, because
I do adopt the local culture. Can they just do
it as you land at the airports. Yeah, there's a separate.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Line and then sprow something to declare nothing to declear
lip filler need it? Yeah, I'll go in that one.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
They give you a bit of gloss as well after
the fellow Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Well, I'm really looking forward to performing in Australia. So
if you want to take it all that, it's on
my Instagram or livenation dot com dot are.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
You Oh, that's pretty flash. You get a rider with
Live Nation because you asked for a koala o to
dream and when you're in Brisbane.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Yeah, Sydney, Sydney Zoo. Sydney Zoo is so cool. Never been.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
I'll do that in Sydney Brisbane.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
I'm going to go. Where am I going? I don't
know where that accident is going know anyone in Brisbane?
So I'll be going to Oh my god, you will
have no trouble finding a New Zealander on the Gold Coast. Yeah,
well maybe like a Sudanese gentleman.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Okay, our heir hip, our heir ship.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
You watch yourself. You are tiptoing a fine line.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Young lady Haley. Just go through these moments where she's like,
that would be nice.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
No hype of excited on things. Sometimes it's boyish lesbians,
it's Jason Momore. A lot of the time it's irishmen
at the moment. Now Sudanese men. Okay, right, that's again,
that's other MIT's still going. I thought we were just
hanging out now