Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 8th December 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Fletch has something disgusting to confess

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
The ZiT M podcast network. Please Haley's little bit of Pod.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Treat yourself to mcasay coffee with my macas rewards.

Speaker 1 (00:10):
Welcome to a little bit of pod Now for those
than you, thank you yawning, thanks for having me.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
Yanks for having me.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
Apologize to the podcast listeners for yawning. It real, man,
I'm giving a like us.

Speaker 3 (00:21):
We're real, we do all real sorts of weird body stuff.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
Well, I've got a weird body thing to talk about.
I finally finally lost my toenail.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
Oh my god, have you seen it?

Speaker 1 (00:33):
I showed Hailey and the care we just got coffee
before we recorded this, and I was like, Hayley, because
I'm wearing birks today, I'm like, look at my noteone, a.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
New one, A new one's coming starting.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
What's full noise?

Speaker 1 (00:46):
Weird? Weird? Aren't they weird? Full stop?

Speaker 3 (00:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (00:52):
We no, No, You've got great because So for those
who don't know, I did the Hike eighty k's the
Heapie track and it just was bad in against my boot,
this toenail and purple and then it went white like
a white dog poo, like a fossil used white dog.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
Why does it do that?

Speaker 1 (01:14):
Why does it do that? And then it just fell
off and I was like, and then underneath, yeah, it's
like there's a little one at the end that's going
to grow stub.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
I suggested to him because the girlies sometimes use a
growing nail polish and you put it on your nails
and it kind of helps it grow. I don't know
what's got in a keroten or like collar or something, fertilizer,
year of plant food. Maybe you should do that to
get it going longer.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
So, up until it fell off yesterday, I have been
doing a bit of swimming and walking around and all
that and just life.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
Did it fall off in the pool?

Speaker 1 (01:48):
The mangy fuck with a big plaster all over my tie.
I got these special big pack of parts, okay to
stop it falling off in the pole. So I was
swimming along in the pool. No, no, And I was
swimming along in the pool and I was like, how
effing disgusting someone's fucking plaster is floating in my lane.
I was like, that is so manky, and it was you.

(02:11):
And then I could feel my toe now flapping against
my toe and I was like, I was like, it's me.
I've plastered the pool.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
Hi, oh my god, that's fine.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
It floated down into the dead and I was like,
I'm not getting me fletch in the middle of this swie.
You don't stop. Don't disgusting. I did something I've always
seen and thought, that is manky, how do you? My god?
And it was still like round, like it was around

(02:45):
my toe. It was like a plaster jellyfish, had a
little bit of shrinker, just scooched flitch.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
You should have doved down and.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
Gone, I know it's I was just like I just
needed what.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
Is the past tense of dive? Dived, dove? Dove, dove down,
dived's dived.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
It's a dove.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
You're thinking of the like do.

Speaker 3 (03:14):
Yeah, beautiful toodle dog. But if you see it in person,
you like, look at dive. Ye that I saw a
dove because it's past ten. Yeah, I saw a dove
and a man. I hope today we see you dave.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
Yeah, that's that's a lot of That's plural, isn't it.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
For dove's dive, both dived and over acceptable. Dover is
mostly America and dived is mostly like British, right, So
we use a bit of both Okay, either way, you
should have dove or dived and picked that thing up.