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June 30, 2024 • 12 mins

This episode contains explicit content & themes, and is definitely not one for younger listeners!
Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley are back at it again with more cocktails, more episodes, and way more shenanigans; in this batch of Mid-Winter Cocktail Specials!

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Police born in Hailey's mid Winter Christmas Cocktail Special.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Welcome to the Midwinter Christmas Cocktail Special. Our big pot
is back on July the fifteenth, which is a Monday.
Oh or if you'll fine you two?

Speaker 3 (00:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (00:20):
No, sorry, I was just reading something I.

Speaker 4 (00:23):
Never to bush to tune in my mouth my microphone,
and I felled a cough?

Speaker 3 (00:27):
Could I cough?

Speaker 4 (00:28):
Can I cough with the voice? Dis guys are wrong?

Speaker 3 (00:34):
Mixed woman? Yes, yeah, comes up.

Speaker 4 (00:45):
You should really see a doctor about that.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
The robots, we're gonna have a little aadlad.

Speaker 5 (00:49):
Yep, I'm the husband robot, the wife robot on the
wine wag water of mine, good baby, And.

Speaker 4 (01:03):
I can't bring Steed you on a robot.

Speaker 3 (01:13):
We're going to doctor.

Speaker 6 (01:17):
You really see so you've been working in the mines.
But I was like, and you tube into a be box,
which I'm fine with.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
You really thought you were dropping the beam.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
Wow.

Speaker 6 (01:29):
Kyle Osher is our first shout out for this podcast
special from Cape Town in liquor bro Yeah, sorry, liquor
that liquor?

Speaker 2 (01:44):
Can he say that?

Speaker 3 (01:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:46):
Yeah he can. Okay, it's like delicious young like like liquor,
good liquor day Scoot yard.

Speaker 4 (01:54):
Yeah, okay, shout out to all the workers at Pitted Studio.

Speaker 6 (01:58):
So being such a lesion and making work feel like
homes exciting thing happened to me this year. Well, hopefully
by the time this podcast comes out, I'll be engaged
to the most exciting partner.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
Are you doing the proposing or you're just hoping for
a propose?

Speaker 4 (02:11):
I feel like he's got the proposal.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
Who's the partner? Because when people say partner, I'm like,
are you like not telling us it's the same sex.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
We've got another gay on our hands.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
We've got another gay on our hands.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
We won't have another game?

Speaker 4 (02:22):
Are you gonna google have a quote little Facebook?

Speaker 2 (02:26):
Because you know what? Like, I don't get when people
are like my partner, but they don't say the gender,
the gender?

Speaker 1 (02:31):
Why don't what just say it is being inclusive? Serious? Yeah,
it's it's more serious because I call Aaron, who have
been with for thirteen years, they were engaged. Okay, I
call him my boyfriend and he hates it. He thinks,
does it you still call it jumping from But I
hate the word fiance. I know a lot of people
love it. Yeah, I have to five years with the
as a woman.

Speaker 3 (02:52):
And in this latest profile picture that they've got together.

Speaker 4 (02:55):
No engagement ring, engagement ring.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
Oh what a lovely couple. Oh my gosh, she looks
like a keeper.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
Get it done.

Speaker 4 (03:03):
And it said that shout out to the people at
pitt In Studios.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
It says here he is the owner and CEO.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
Yes, I want to say no to a CEO proposal.
Oh good for you.

Speaker 4 (03:18):
That was fun. I'm looking up who were talking about?

Speaker 3 (03:23):
What do you need?

Speaker 6 (03:24):
Any advice on any advice on being self employed? He's
done it to ceo.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
You you have a business, give us a business, pearl
of wisdom.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
I don't know when it rains, por prepare for the
drought would be my only thing.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
Okay, what's it? Get a tank?

Speaker 6 (03:45):
Get a tank, yeah, like a like a bank. And
you're only one letter apart.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
This is more words of wisdom than I didn't do,
because I would have really flush periods when I was
a freelancer, and then I just live richer, and then
you'd have like nine months of not working and the drought.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
You're going to prepare for the anything in the cupboard
that ward in the cupboard, No cans, no water, okay, nothing,
So have some cans and water in the cupboard.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
Have some for the metaphorical cans, and your metaphorical cupboard
for the metaphorical drought.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
But the man before, you've got to live life while
it's fuzzy. Drink it while it's fuzzy.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
Yeah, I mean she's isn't she She's contradictory, she's all over.

Speaker 3 (04:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
I think you do what I did and get them
pushed job instead.

Speaker 4 (04:37):
Oh that sucks.

Speaker 3 (04:38):
Yeah, Nicks is anonymous.

Speaker 4 (04:40):
Oh this is good from hook a ticker.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
Do you need to be reading this in the voice disguiser?

Speaker 7 (04:45):
Maybe let's go Okay, shout out to my fabulous work crew,
hardest working, smartest and nurse girl that I know keeping
the animals happy in health.

Speaker 6 (05:00):
I'm just taking for a second, this seems it would
be very easy to work this out.

Speaker 3 (05:05):
It really does.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
When you were saying that.

Speaker 6 (05:06):
I like, I want to be anonymous, but I work
at a vet crew and Pokotika with vets and vet nurses.
Oh so the next part is what they said, Anonymous,
the greatest regod in your life?

Speaker 4 (05:18):
Anonymous please?

Speaker 2 (05:19):
Okay? Page six Yeah Anonymous please, but saying yeah sure,
when my mother in law asked if it was okay
if she applied for a job at my work.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
You don't want to work work.

Speaker 4 (05:34):
How do you say no to that?

Speaker 1 (05:36):
Yeah, you just have to say I think that might
cross a boundary from me.

Speaker 6 (05:39):
If she's your mother in law, I would have said yes,
and then I would have gotten your partner's ear. And
you tell your mom it's not a good idea. It's
got to be your thing to say. I don't think
we should be mixing family and work. I think we
need to keep these two things separate. Or something goes
bad at work, I don't want it flying home to
the family, or.

Speaker 2 (05:57):
You just don't.

Speaker 1 (05:58):
You go, oh my god, of course there would be
so fun. And then you get someone else your workplace
to be like that, she cannot have this job. And
then you say, oh my god, I can't believe you
didn't get that. It was totally out of my hands.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
Yeah, just yeah, I think you did get it by
she got the got the job. Yeah, but then previously
she'd praise the work of co workers, so maybe she
didn't and it caused the rift.

Speaker 3 (06:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:20):
I wonder if they can get me some cheap camp biscuits.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
Because we get the dental ones. We go quite.

Speaker 3 (06:25):
Fancy a.

Speaker 6 (06:29):
Place literally at the end of the country. If they
could get you cheap biscuits.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
I am the cheaper Yeah, well you're going to get
if we're getting cheap biscuits. You don't want to you
don't want cheap biscuits.

Speaker 4 (06:40):
I just think you could get them closer to home. Yeah, okay, okay, okay,
Well I.

Speaker 3 (06:48):
Don't buy the expensive biscuits either way. Fuck that.

Speaker 6 (06:51):
Your cat doesn't deserve it. Rescue cats, so he deserves
the best.

Speaker 4 (06:56):
Where is it?

Speaker 2 (06:57):
Where is it?

Speaker 5 (07:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (07:00):
Vaughan walked up to my cat when he got here
and was like you he was doing nothing.

Speaker 1 (07:06):
Couch, curtains, carpet.

Speaker 2 (07:10):
So he's he's eating the curtains at the moment that's
I find him eating the curtains. I'm like, stop it. Yeah, yeah,
torn them a little bit.

Speaker 4 (07:23):
Anna is next for a shadow and from Ashburton.

Speaker 6 (07:26):
She's well, would you like to shout out guys, And
he just want to say thanks to the sex of
you for bringing fun. And after my work day every
day I start working six a m. And the bloody,
boring freezing works.

Speaker 3 (07:36):
Oh you long have you guys?

Speaker 4 (07:38):
The start of the day makes a better keep up
the good work.

Speaker 1 (07:39):
You love your freezing nice cheap meat to us.

Speaker 6 (07:42):
Now. Career could go via Ashur, half passed.

Speaker 2 (07:51):
Through Ashburden, find christ Church, get overnight and youm.

Speaker 6 (07:57):
Gets a real lovely It gets them lovely. What's the
most exciting thing that's happened to this year? In July
will be in Paris for two weeks with the Olympics,
watching football and equestrian events.

Speaker 2 (08:08):
Goodness, may do you think they know people participating?

Speaker 1 (08:13):
Is just going My parents are popping there.

Speaker 4 (08:16):
They are over there.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
Yeah, they look very close to France and so they're
going to pop.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
You can go to one Olympic event? What is it
to watch X? Because of the deck bulges it.

Speaker 3 (08:26):
One hundred meters, yeah, hundred mites.

Speaker 6 (08:29):
Because it's going to be over quick, like it's not
going to be like who's going to watch the marathon?

Speaker 4 (08:33):
That's too long?

Speaker 1 (08:34):
Impressive?

Speaker 3 (08:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (08:35):
And would I like the oh no, that's winter, I say.
The ice skating I love for.

Speaker 2 (08:40):
I like the what's the one where they all collapse walking? Funny?

Speaker 6 (08:43):
The fifty that's good, the little tushes going and the
but it's does a step where both of their feet
are off the ground at once. And they get to
qualified thirty four kilometer marks.

Speaker 1 (08:56):
Gymnastics.

Speaker 2 (08:56):
Actually, yeah, I'll forego so the bowl for a bulge
because the girls impressive things. Okay, Football Olympics, the football
fo qualify for Paris. Fantastic team goes. We're going to
watch a question a strong has a y oh, wait

(09:17):
for the voice disguiser or a question. I'll watch your question.
Break there is breakdancing. This what else just new at Paris?
Skate skateboarding, skating okay, where.

Speaker 1 (09:30):
Has that been for a few years? Skateboardings and what they.

Speaker 6 (09:33):
Doing a skateboarding They do a half pipe frisbee.

Speaker 2 (09:39):
When that sad that you can't do frisbee. That's not
a sexual sport.

Speaker 4 (09:43):
That's not a real golf frisbee golf.

Speaker 2 (09:46):
Break dancing, surfing, skateboarding, sport climbing and three by three
basketball climbing.

Speaker 4 (09:51):
Will be interesting.

Speaker 2 (09:53):
Rock climbing basketball is what they've done there is they've
gone for hot sports there.

Speaker 6 (09:59):
Yeah, you gotta get because you back.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
Marching girls soon.

Speaker 4 (10:04):
Thanks for your message, Anna.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
We're ignoring that one, right, Yeah, Mike still plugged on.
It's still we've got to get the marching girls to
the Olympics.

Speaker 6 (10:14):
Charlotte the messages from London, and all she wants to
say is I love Andrew. That's all it say is
that's entirely more to that at all, to finally have
a heterosexual though, because we've had a lot of game
represent run by the run over by the gays, overrun
by the gays. Andrew, well, that's what I'm looking up
to see. If this is not Prince Andrew stalking people.

Speaker 2 (10:37):
Oh my god, I love that Andrew, Prince Andrew from
the podcast shoutouts.

Speaker 1 (10:42):
Because but we had to sift through.

Speaker 6 (10:44):
Them really like I would say, we lost a good.

Speaker 2 (10:49):
Yes, Prince Andrew Wayne, Yeah he was Amelia McDonald, Who
do you?

Speaker 3 (10:54):
Who would you like us to shout out to?

Speaker 6 (10:55):
Me and my friends would love for Haley's comedy show
and fleish from Hayley Life to guess where dan pretty
please shout out as a request, it's a request, definitely.

Speaker 1 (11:04):
I've looked at Danan. The venues are hardened Dannedan. You're
either massive or tiny. I'm a more of a mid.

Speaker 2 (11:13):
Yeah, too big or too small?

Speaker 1 (11:16):
Too big? It sounds like it's fun, but it's not
as good as it seems. Yeah, too small, You're like
why bother you know what I mean? You're not a
nice medium venue?

Speaker 3 (11:24):
Are they all in?

Speaker 2 (11:25):
When it's too small?

Speaker 1 (11:26):
You want it pecked but not overgrownded.

Speaker 3 (11:30):
You don't want to being a fire.

Speaker 4 (11:32):
You don't want to want at the door.

Speaker 1 (11:34):
You need a bit of room, you know, to move.

Speaker 3 (11:37):
Yeah, but you don't want an echo.

Speaker 1 (11:38):
You don't want to be about in there to bag
You're like, hello, yeah, yeah, exactly, Yeah, probably it's a
nice person.

Speaker 4 (11:47):
Maybe maybe maybe what is your greatest regret in life?
Getting tone ol surgery?

Speaker 2 (11:52):
Oh my god, I'm it does me an issue, but
I reckon one day I might need it. But why
does she regret it?

Speaker 4 (12:01):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (12:02):
Maybe it got fixed or something I don't know.

Speaker 4 (12:05):
Or not getting toenail surgery sooner.

Speaker 3 (12:07):
Maybe she needs.

Speaker 1 (12:09):
Freme get it done. And they like lance off the sides,
you know where your goes tools, lance off the sides
to give more space for the tone to fly.

Speaker 2 (12:18):
Now, and.

Speaker 1 (12:21):
They'd have to be pretty bad for me to want
to do that.

Speaker 6 (12:23):
Yeah, I just try to give it, give it, get
a ton knife and give it my go just been
ignoring my

Speaker 4 (12:32):
Ton It's gonna be a nice sharp ton knife.
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