July 13, 2024 • 21 mins
This episode contains explicit content & themes, and is definitely not one for younger listeners!
Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley are back at it again with more cocktails, more episodes, and way more shenanigans; in this batch of Mid-Winter Cocktail Specials!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Police and Haley's mid Winter Christmas Cocktail Special.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Welcome to the Midwinter Christmas Cocktail Special, Our big pod
and the live show is back on Monday, July fifteen.
And I believe we've got two podcastsleeve. We've got the
last podcast shout out. And then because we ended our
Christmas special with an AI Santa Fucking story, We're going
to end with a AI. I believe erotica erotica in
(00:35):
the summer.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Is it going to be center? Are you going to
what I have been doing.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
I've been looking at AI erotica and they won't go
that dirty, really, so I think for us and I'm
looking at you worn to lead the charge.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
We have it as a base, but you fluff.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
I was what was coming of age, let's say an
age of the internet. We're streaming pornography was absolutely out
of the question. It was a slow internet right now.
There was the called the han dot com.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
For porn historians.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
There will be no surprise now. I used to link
you through the pictures and or erotic literature.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Erotic erotica.
Speaker 5 (01:24):
Might on your Wi Fi fletch if there he.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Doesn't care if you look me out of your WiFi,
you think it's the worst thing that's been on your phone?
Speaker 5 (01:34):
Have you looked me out of the worst can on
your phone? On the WiFi to the.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
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on my.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Wi Fi, I will share the password with you on
the Wi Fi?
Speaker 6 (01:49):
Look at it?
Speaker 4 (01:50):
Still laughing from what hard from?
Speaker 1 (01:55):
No, I don't question I'm sharing. I'm sharing.
Speaker 5 (01:59):
I'm sharing with right now.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Wait and then you go on there we are neglected?
Speaker 5 (02:08):
Is the hone dot com? Still this is what you?
Speaker 6 (02:10):
I mean?
Speaker 5 (02:10):
You can totally love this up for me.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
So I just gave you my password and now you're
looking at porn?
Speaker 4 (02:15):
Is this the first pornsen looked up on your give
me a break? Is still exactly of what s This
is what videos.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
And many come and stay away and they don't look
at porn, do they?
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Oh titties? God, that is that was not what the web.
Speaker 5 (02:47):
Yeah, it's just low.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Because you are like the one of the few females
that had meant to watching porn.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
What my keywords are always female friendly?
Speaker 5 (03:01):
What is female friendly?
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Like making fake noise? The make a.
Speaker 5 (03:09):
Job like I'm contributing.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Oh my god, my god, it's like we've got spots
like this not, but what do you watch?
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Female free?
Speaker 2 (03:23):
He puts it in and she says what happens when
he puts it in again?
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Response, you know what it's like when we have six
a woman the idea?
Speaker 7 (03:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (03:34):
Does?
Speaker 4 (03:34):
She goes.
Speaker 6 (03:38):
The old.
Speaker 7 (03:51):
One of the merchants, Wow, call you.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
For sake, it's been a while since we visited the voice.
Speaker 5 (04:08):
And that was.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Water Jared.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
The barnman has cut Jared and is giving him all
water Jared, And don't put.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
It in the broadcast and that because we're thousands of dollars. Okay,
thank you, Jared, You're on the water. Don't spell it. No.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Female friendly is female pleasure focus right?
Speaker 1 (04:36):
My other?
Speaker 6 (04:43):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Now when James gets off as cool because he's currently
in my bedroom firing someone.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
The place here?
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Yeah, god, female friendly pornography in.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Front of I don't know.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
I'm just okay, I don't know. I'm just looking Carwhen
they told me a website, I'm on, can you not.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
Look up my wife? It's going to ruin my algorithm?
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Fucking websites? Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Oh, nanny's having a good time. Nanny's having bloody glass.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Isn't she get off that anyway?
Speaker 7 (05:12):
Oh? More?
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Than none. Anyway, before we get to.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
Generated erotic literature, we've got one more podcast. Shout out, Hannah. Hannah.
That's all I'm saying, Hannah, because he's said in the time.
I know it's that at the time, at the start
of the episode, I'm going to say, Hannah, and that's
all I'm going to say, because I believe this is
a spicy, spicy submission. Okay, Hannah, who would you like
to shout out to all the teachers who.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Are back at school again?
Speaker 5 (05:43):
Right now as I write this might.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
Be on holidays when you wadcast and we probably it's
hard having all those holidays.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
A lot of holidays, Hayley.
Speaker 5 (05:52):
No, but have you dealt with.
Speaker 6 (05:55):
God to them?
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Pay them more?
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Friend Matt, our good friend Matt is a teachers, and.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
I think about how horrible I was to teachers. They
they are literally raising our kids.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
I have got great children. I will brag that, very
well behaved teachers. And I will say it, Jared, have
you got the censor beep there ready to go? I
have met some children, and my time having children, you know, some.
Speaker 5 (06:28):
Real little sorts of bard.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
Eight of them in your class at a time twenty
moderately behaved children and four more brilliant behaved children.
Speaker 5 (06:48):
All right, so what's the juiciest thing that's happened to
you this year?
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Okay, he locked his finger.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Mates, gets a heads up for a juice amazing.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
This is if you're playing along home, you might eat
a pin for a diagres.
Speaker 5 (07:08):
Okay, I'll get time now to nip away.
Speaker 4 (07:10):
And get a pin in a bit of because I'm
gonna throw good previous episode.
Speaker 5 (07:15):
It's a great.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
Jared, put your scratchy big pin away.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
We need a white board ship away happened? Pause pause,
Hot Toddy is here with our latest Margarita blind.
Speaker 8 (07:31):
Well you've asked for another Margaret.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
We were saving this last episode because we've got a
couple of loose lowery's here and we've got an absolute no.
Speaker 5 (07:39):
Jared's off, Jason cut off, been.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Cut off by the bartender.
Speaker 8 (07:43):
Jared has been cut off by the bartender.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Yeah he was.
Speaker 8 (07:47):
He's been given some water.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Okay, thank you in the Warner water in a warning.
Speaker 8 (07:51):
As because that's what you are. Got a Cosmo pols
and rim cause my.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
Room, because we love remark with the Cosmo room, because
we love to rin Cosmo.
Speaker 5 (07:58):
Rita because Margarita, it.
Speaker 8 (08:01):
Really got portions mixed out. So someone gets a.
Speaker 5 (08:04):
Little I have a little one.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Okay, yeah, thank you.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
I'm sitting on the hot Toddy and I this is
my drink of the night.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
This girl, I can't keep.
Speaker 4 (08:14):
What I'm wondering as hell, a woman of such a
low bmisbot it.
Speaker 5 (08:17):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
I know, have a little one because I'm so small.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Sure we all have a pen ready, let's follow along.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
Now. The juiciest thing this happened to us do you
this year? Would be a mate's cheating scandal. Oh okay,
So this guy Bob had a girlfriend and then cheated
on her with a mistress let's call them mistress Karen.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Bob cheated on his girlfriend with.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
Karenka girlfriend and Bob broke up. So Bob make Karen
his girlfriend.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (08:50):
Then a year later, we only just found out about
this Bob sated cheating on Karen with another match.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Funk off, he's a cereal cheating I.
Speaker 5 (08:58):
Can at this stage, Bob's the bad guy.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Yeah, yeah, Bob's.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Run it down. Bob ecles guy, bad guy. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:10):
Then the new mistress shows up to a festival and
hangs out with a group of friends, including Bob and Karen.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
The last one.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
No, he's still with Karen, but he's cheated. He cheated
on his original girlfriend with Karen. He cheated on Karen
with the Mistress. The Mistress is showing up at a
festival with and hanging hanging out with Bob.
Speaker 5 (09:30):
A group of friends of Bob's and Karen. Karen sees her,
realizes who she.
Speaker 4 (09:35):
Is, and makes a quick exit with Bob. We never
saw them for the rest of the festival. Have no
idea what happened in that situation. But the new Mistress
spent the rest of the festal festival telling everybody about
the cheating Jel The Festual Jewels brief.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
This is this is so excited for fish Jewel.
Speaker 5 (10:00):
A festival of prestigious procedures.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Oh my god, the midwinter Fisher.
Speaker 5 (10:07):
So she's the rest of the.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
Born is one, as always, the most sober.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
The remember he waits one slapt.
Speaker 4 (10:18):
Fish the rest of the festival, telling everybody about the
entire cheating scand oh my god, biggest train wreck of
a scandal I've seen so far. We need from you,
Anonymous Hannah, teacher of Wellington.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
You see the anonymous she.
Speaker 5 (10:36):
Gave her name, but we suggested gave.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
I never gave Hannah teachers.
Speaker 4 (10:42):
And all of them, all of them, all of them. Okay,
what do you need advice on? And this is the
final advice We'll be justing out for this. Oh my god,
I've grown up panties. Boyfriend and I we're putting our
(11:03):
grown up panties or Hay calls them large beige beige
control under yeah, and flitch, what are you wear under
these days?
Speaker 5 (11:14):
You No, I.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Just wear knickers, you roared ers all to dinner.
Speaker 5 (11:20):
We like.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
He always says to me, like, hey, if you're done
with boats.
Speaker 4 (11:26):
Oh now we have had were so shocked at the
thought of Fletcher Fletcher's pennies.
Speaker 5 (11:34):
There's been a glass break.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
It's been a glass break there over the kitchen. Now
there's a train in the middle of the kitchen. You're fine.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Do we want an old towel?
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Or gett an old towel?
Speaker 9 (11:42):
You get an old town you go flip, you go No,
flis fletch the argentin. The urgent is where you go
help him?
Speaker 1 (11:56):
You go, you go off, you go fach on My
and I think I think we need a little.
Speaker 5 (12:02):
Deeper Okay, okay, and hit the music, Jared, We've got
some We've got some music here for Flitcheres and Flitches
and our mic.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
It's actually wild that Flitch tried to hide a dead body.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
And guys are right, it's.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
I actually didn't need to get many towels.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
He came out like puppeteering this suge into like alife.
The guy's clearly do.
Speaker 5 (12:38):
We albano?
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Literally, I've called the police.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
Yeah, and I said the arblow and that you guys
eyes went up like the devil was into that body.
Speaker 5 (12:46):
I wonder if we need a sunce.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
We get. My friends know we're doing on earth.
Speaker 4 (12:56):
Witch and you know me and my word right, here's
the advice that Hannah needs.
Speaker 5 (13:03):
Last piece of advice and.
Speaker 4 (13:05):
Everyone to put on their grown up Okay, go eyeballs, yep,
go on this. But Jared's asking Hailey if she wants
to take a photo of something.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
No, he realizes they look so hot, but it's fine.
Speaker 5 (13:15):
Do you want a photo?
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Work with it? Every Nay, we have a close connection.
Speaker 5 (13:23):
What do you need advice on? Here's the advice.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
Boyfriend and I have been in a relationship for three years.
Speaker 5 (13:30):
He wants to say to buy a house. That wasn't
the end of it. Yeah, you were using to get
out at three years? No blow jobs for three years.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
It's it's like bloody something that we see and we've
never seen it in the full wording that we wanted
to say, which is after you've been in a long
term relationship, we don't give blow jobs to completion anymore.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
We did this a little pold and we but it
was like see, but we're like, you.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
Do them for a bit, but not to completely sh
a long time. I have some respect.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
We're busy people.
Speaker 6 (14:07):
I'm tired.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
There's other places for it to go. Yeah, there is.
Speaker 5 (14:13):
I can think of four of the place.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Four other places canal mouth, nostral, nostril, mouth, and the mouth.
Speaker 5 (14:23):
So you can't count that between the fate.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Okay, yeah, sorry, of course between the fate.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
How did Flitch forget the vagina? This guy is always
forgetting he's been for too long. I have been a
relationship for three years.
Speaker 5 (14:47):
This isn't that long, and this scheme of things.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Three years, things are still hot.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
I mean when you think about when Haley's comments returning,
it's a long time.
Speaker 4 (14:54):
Eighty when I was eighty six years and it came
to I'll be lucky to see it next and they
will we too, So get out.
Speaker 5 (15:01):
As a child. He wants to save to buy a house.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Sensible, what's they got to do with it?
Speaker 4 (15:07):
But I want to I want to save to go traveling.
Kind of reaching a crossroads here, what should we do?
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Good question?
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Because Okay, a house, it's going to be your place.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
It's your future future ability and you.
Speaker 5 (15:24):
Can's the first step on your journey.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Is also.
Speaker 5 (15:28):
A house.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
You're only young ones.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
If I could redo it, I'll just spend money on
going over stays and travel.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
But then you wouldn't have a house.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Thank fuck it. Yeah, I don't think that. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
I think the times have changed and that the way
we think of assets is not the same.
Speaker 5 (15:46):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (15:47):
My parents ever traveled young, and so I was always
of their opinion you're traveling when you're older.
Speaker 5 (15:52):
So when I was like, we shout out.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
I got together and we got married and were like,
let's get a house because we had the job, and
we had the sort of job where you couldn't just
take off for a few years to come back and
expect it haven't your job when you came back because
it wasn't many jobs. But there is a part of
me this like, when I see Europe, it's going to
be as a six.
Speaker 5 (16:12):
Year old man. You're not a twenty two year old.
Those are the old man.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Like you're either seeing it now while you're young and
then putting off shit and doing it later, or you're
doing it when you're sixty.
Speaker 5 (16:22):
Yeah, or you do it.
Speaker 4 (16:24):
You've got to have kids so that when you want
to go see it in your sixties, the kids are
at UNI or around the early twenties and you're like,
you're on your own now. Yeah, the fuck us to
live in the house, play a bit around and that
helps you travel.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
My parents who only started going overseas, who let my
parents live overseas for half the year, they only started
going over when I was sixteen. They'd never been further
than Australia, right, And then I performed in like a
Norwegian thing and they're like, we'll go check it out
and they're like, oh, my god, the world.
Speaker 5 (16:55):
So you win the reason they went that far as.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
Community yeah, and then they were like, oh, we love
this and they came along for a few trips that
I was doing, and then they went Okay, well, we
love that, but they never traveled. But honestly, if I
could redo things again, I would I would see the
world before I went ham on a career.
Speaker 6 (17:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Plus, you just love those big Italian cocks.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
I gag Argentinea.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
I don't know, I didn't know about these cox Yeah.
Speaker 4 (17:36):
Yeah, I know this might be out of both of
your comfort zones. But if someone wasn't to travel primarily
for cock, what where where were they looking?
Speaker 5 (17:45):
Where were looking?
Speaker 6 (17:46):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (17:47):
Because of the chocolate in the mountains.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
Beautiful chocolates, beautiful mountains.
Speaker 5 (17:53):
If you just over your shoulder, it's crawling.
Speaker 6 (17:58):
Fitnesses of Switzerland. What do you think, anonymous? Well, this
one time I hooked up with this guy that was
from Switzerland and we went to this hotel on K
Road or whatever. Are you in Switzerland or a road?
I thought there was fancy place in Lucern. No no, no,
(18:18):
no no no, we're in New Zealand. You can tell
by the lack of stolen Jewish gold and paintings. Okay,
so you're on K Road, yeah, and then in a
hotel like on K Road and then let's call it
up one of the hostel I wanted to st tried
(18:41):
your fucking in a hostel.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
Wessman in a hostel?
Speaker 6 (18:45):
Okay, I don't have to go around with Bruce and
okay did you have to go over a Bruce to
get to it? They could have been blown up at
any time to keep out the insurgents. For I've got
no idea. What just be anonymous? Yes, I would like
to speak.
Speaker 5 (19:01):
Please turn off the voice of guys we're hearing from anonymous.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Don't speak anonymous, Anonymous, don't speak? Wait, hang on, would that.
Speaker 6 (19:15):
Not anonymous? It's not anonymous.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
The album I would like to speak, there's ones from
Brazil and Sweden.
Speaker 5 (19:24):
Brazil, okay, okay, share the disgui's voice.
Speaker 6 (19:32):
Okay. So this guy from Switzerland sleep again. And then
I was leaving and it was like, oh, would you
like some talk a lot? He was like this s
(19:53):
wis the best choko alert? Would you like some? And
I was just like, am i aposity to I'm sleeping
with a man, and which turned for some sweete talking chocolate.
Was the chocolate good? It was delicious. They are a
(20:14):
delicious prostitute. Yeah, thank you, freh. Sleep of people from
listening there. That's how good I can off.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
I mean he doesn't like living that I haven't got my.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
Trees trauma with chocolate from their homeland to give to
people like.
Speaker 7 (20:52):
Singing.
Speaker 5 (20:53):
I mean, I'm in the road and I'm taking somekers.
Speaker 6 (20:57):
He give petis.
Speaker 5 (21:01):
I'm going to team before I leave and buy a
bunch of those three and travels.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
Yes, Oh my god, an average New Zealand deck and
a peanut slab.
Speaker 5 (21:14):
By the way, can I say thank you for calling
a lever?
Speaker 1 (21:19):
I've had reviews that would say it the wise. Well,
it's been fun.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
So we're going to come back for a last episode
of the mid Winter Christmas podcast special.
Speaker 5 (21:27):
And we ended the last weekend. My wife was going
to be by five.
Speaker 3 (21:33):
I just got a loud environment warning on my fucking We're.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Going to come back with a an Ai special.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
We have more Diuty Argentine in Spanish.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
Yeah, some more Argentina and Spanish, and some more drinks.
Speaker 7 (21:51):
Yes,
Police and Haley's mid Winter Christmas Cocktail Special.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Welcome to the Midwinter Christmas Cocktail Special, Our big pod
and the live show is back on Monday, July fifteen.
And I believe we've got two podcastsleeve. We've got the
last podcast shout out. And then because we ended our
Christmas special with an AI Santa Fucking story, We're going
to end with a AI. I believe erotica erotica in
(00:35):
the summer.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Is it going to be center? Are you going to
what I have been doing.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
I've been looking at AI erotica and they won't go
that dirty, really, so I think for us and I'm
looking at you worn to lead the charge.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
We have it as a base, but you fluff.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
I was what was coming of age, let's say an
age of the internet. We're streaming pornography was absolutely out
of the question. It was a slow internet right now.
There was the called the han dot com.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
For porn historians.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
There will be no surprise now. I used to link
you through the pictures and or erotic literature.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Erotic erotica.
Speaker 5 (01:24):
Might on your Wi Fi fletch if there he.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Doesn't care if you look me out of your WiFi,
you think it's the worst thing that's been on your phone?
Speaker 5 (01:34):
Have you looked me out of the worst can on
your phone? On the WiFi to the.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Wii? Can you go to the hand dot com like
on my.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Wi Fi, I will share the password with you on
the Wi Fi?
Speaker 6 (01:49):
Look at it?
Speaker 4 (01:50):
Still laughing from what hard from?
Speaker 1 (01:55):
No, I don't question I'm sharing. I'm sharing.
Speaker 5 (01:59):
I'm sharing with right now.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Wait and then you go on there we are neglected?
Speaker 5 (02:08):
Is the hone dot com? Still this is what you?
Speaker 6 (02:10):
I mean?
Speaker 5 (02:10):
You can totally love this up for me.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
So I just gave you my password and now you're
looking at porn?
Speaker 4 (02:15):
Is this the first pornsen looked up on your give
me a break? Is still exactly of what s This
is what videos.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
And many come and stay away and they don't look
at porn, do they?
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Oh titties? God, that is that was not what the web.
Speaker 5 (02:47):
Yeah, it's just low.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Because you are like the one of the few females
that had meant to watching porn.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
What my keywords are always female friendly?
Speaker 5 (03:01):
What is female friendly?
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Like making fake noise? The make a.
Speaker 5 (03:09):
Job like I'm contributing.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Oh my god, my god, it's like we've got spots
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he puts it in again?
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Response, you know what it's like when we have six
a woman the idea?
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For sake, it's been a while since we visited the voice.
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And that was.
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Water Jared.
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The barnman has cut Jared and is giving him all
water Jared, And don't put.
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It in the broadcast and that because we're thousands of dollars. Okay,
thank you, Jared, You're on the water. Don't spell it. No.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Female friendly is female pleasure focus right?
Speaker 1 (04:36):
My other?
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Wow?
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in my bedroom firing someone.
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The place here?
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Yeah, god, female friendly pornography in.
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I'm just okay, I don't know. I'm just looking Carwhen
they told me a website, I'm on, can you not.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
Look up my wife? It's going to ruin my algorithm?
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Fucking websites? Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Oh, nanny's having a good time. Nanny's having bloody glass.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Isn't she get off that anyway?
Speaker 7 (05:12):
Oh? More?
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Than none. Anyway, before we get to.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
Generated erotic literature, we've got one more podcast. Shout out, Hannah. Hannah.
That's all I'm saying, Hannah, because he's said in the time.
I know it's that at the time, at the start
of the episode, I'm going to say, Hannah, and that's
all I'm going to say, because I believe this is
a spicy, spicy submission. Okay, Hannah, who would you like
to shout out to all the teachers who.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Are back at school again?
Speaker 5 (05:43):
Right now as I write this might.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
Be on holidays when you wadcast and we probably it's
hard having all those holidays.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
A lot of holidays, Hayley.
Speaker 5 (05:52):
No, but have you dealt with.
Speaker 6 (05:55):
God to them?
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Pay them more?
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Friend Matt, our good friend Matt is a teachers, and.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
I think about how horrible I was to teachers. They
they are literally raising our kids.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
I have got great children. I will brag that, very
well behaved teachers. And I will say it, Jared, have
you got the censor beep there ready to go? I
have met some children, and my time having children, you know, some.
Speaker 5 (06:28):
Real little sorts of bard.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
Eight of them in your class at a time twenty
moderately behaved children and four more brilliant behaved children.
Speaker 5 (06:48):
All right, so what's the juiciest thing that's happened to
you this year?
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Okay, he locked his finger.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Mates, gets a heads up for a juice amazing.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
This is if you're playing along home, you might eat
a pin for a diagres.
Speaker 5 (07:08):
Okay, I'll get time now to nip away.
Speaker 4 (07:10):
And get a pin in a bit of because I'm
gonna throw good previous episode.
Speaker 5 (07:15):
It's a great.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
Jared, put your scratchy big pin away.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
We need a white board ship away happened? Pause pause,
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Well you've asked for another Margaret.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
We were saving this last episode because we've got a
couple of loose lowery's here and we've got an absolute no.
Speaker 5 (07:39):
Jared's off, Jason cut off, been.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Cut off by the bartender.
Speaker 8 (07:43):
Jared has been cut off by the bartender.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Yeah he was.
Speaker 8 (07:47):
He's been given some water.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Okay, thank you in the Warner water in a warning.
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and rim cause my.
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we love to rin Cosmo.
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Rita because Margarita, it.
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Little I have a little one.
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Okay, yeah, thank you.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
I'm sitting on the hot Toddy and I this is
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This girl, I can't keep.
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What I'm wondering as hell, a woman of such a
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Thank you.
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I know, have a little one because I'm so small.
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Sure we all have a pen ready, let's follow along.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
Now. The juiciest thing this happened to us do you
this year? Would be a mate's cheating scandal. Oh okay,
So this guy Bob had a girlfriend and then cheated
on her with a mistress let's call them mistress Karen.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Bob cheated on his girlfriend with.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
Karenka girlfriend and Bob broke up. So Bob make Karen
his girlfriend.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (08:50):
Then a year later, we only just found out about
this Bob sated cheating on Karen with another match.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Funk off, he's a cereal cheating I.
Speaker 5 (08:58):
Can at this stage, Bob's the bad guy.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Yeah, yeah, Bob's.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Run it down. Bob ecles guy, bad guy. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:10):
Then the new mistress shows up to a festival and
hangs out with a group of friends, including Bob and Karen.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
The last one.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
No, he's still with Karen, but he's cheated. He cheated
on his original girlfriend with Karen. He cheated on Karen
with the Mistress. The Mistress is showing up at a
festival with and hanging hanging out with Bob.
Speaker 5 (09:30):
A group of friends of Bob's and Karen. Karen sees her,
realizes who she.
Speaker 4 (09:35):
Is, and makes a quick exit with Bob. We never
saw them for the rest of the festival. Have no
idea what happened in that situation. But the new Mistress
spent the rest of the festal festival telling everybody about
the cheating Jel The Festual Jewels brief.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
This is this is so excited for fish Jewel.
Speaker 5 (10:00):
A festival of prestigious procedures.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Oh my god, the midwinter Fisher.
Speaker 5 (10:07):
So she's the rest of the.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
Born is one, as always, the most sober.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
The remember he waits one slapt.
Speaker 4 (10:18):
Fish the rest of the festival, telling everybody about the
entire cheating scand oh my god, biggest train wreck of
a scandal I've seen so far. We need from you,
Anonymous Hannah, teacher of Wellington.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
You see the anonymous she.
Speaker 5 (10:36):
Gave her name, but we suggested gave.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
I never gave Hannah teachers.
Speaker 4 (10:42):
And all of them, all of them, all of them. Okay,
what do you need advice on? And this is the
final advice We'll be justing out for this. Oh my god,
I've grown up panties. Boyfriend and I we're putting our
(11:03):
grown up panties or Hay calls them large beige beige
control under yeah, and flitch, what are you wear under
these days?
Speaker 5 (11:14):
You No, I.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Just wear knickers, you roared ers all to dinner.
Speaker 5 (11:20):
We like.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
He always says to me, like, hey, if you're done
with boats.
Speaker 4 (11:26):
Oh now we have had were so shocked at the
thought of Fletcher Fletcher's pennies.
Speaker 5 (11:34):
There's been a glass break.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
It's been a glass break there over the kitchen. Now
there's a train in the middle of the kitchen. You're fine.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Do we want an old towel?
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Or gett an old towel?
Speaker 9 (11:42):
You get an old town you go flip, you go No,
flis fletch the argentin. The urgent is where you go
help him?
Speaker 1 (11:56):
You go, you go off, you go fach on My
and I think I think we need a little.
Speaker 5 (12:02):
Deeper Okay, okay, and hit the music, Jared, We've got
some We've got some music here for Flitcheres and Flitches
and our mic.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
It's actually wild that Flitch tried to hide a dead body.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
And guys are right, it's.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
I actually didn't need to get many towels.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
He came out like puppeteering this suge into like alife.
The guy's clearly do.
Speaker 5 (12:38):
We albano?
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Literally, I've called the police.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
Yeah, and I said the arblow and that you guys
eyes went up like the devil was into that body.
Speaker 5 (12:46):
I wonder if we need a sunce.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
We get. My friends know we're doing on earth.
Speaker 4 (12:56):
Witch and you know me and my word right, here's
the advice that Hannah needs.
Speaker 5 (13:03):
Last piece of advice and.
Speaker 4 (13:05):
Everyone to put on their grown up Okay, go eyeballs, yep,
go on this. But Jared's asking Hailey if she wants
to take a photo of something.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
No, he realizes they look so hot, but it's fine.
Speaker 5 (13:15):
Do you want a photo?
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Work with it? Every Nay, we have a close connection.
Speaker 5 (13:23):
What do you need advice on? Here's the advice.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
Boyfriend and I have been in a relationship for three years.
Speaker 5 (13:30):
He wants to say to buy a house. That wasn't
the end of it. Yeah, you were using to get
out at three years? No blow jobs for three years.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
It's it's like bloody something that we see and we've
never seen it in the full wording that we wanted
to say, which is after you've been in a long
term relationship, we don't give blow jobs to completion anymore.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
We did this a little pold and we but it
was like see, but we're like, you.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
Do them for a bit, but not to completely sh
a long time. I have some respect.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
We're busy people.
Speaker 6 (14:07):
I'm tired.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
There's other places for it to go. Yeah, there is.
Speaker 5 (14:13):
I can think of four of the place.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Four other places canal mouth, nostral, nostril, mouth, and the mouth.
Speaker 5 (14:23):
So you can't count that between the fate.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Okay, yeah, sorry, of course between the fate.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
How did Flitch forget the vagina? This guy is always
forgetting he's been for too long. I have been a
relationship for three years.
Speaker 5 (14:47):
This isn't that long, and this scheme of things.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Three years, things are still hot.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
I mean when you think about when Haley's comments returning,
it's a long time.
Speaker 4 (14:54):
Eighty when I was eighty six years and it came
to I'll be lucky to see it next and they
will we too, So get out.
Speaker 5 (15:01):
As a child. He wants to save to buy a house.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Sensible, what's they got to do with it?
Speaker 4 (15:07):
But I want to I want to save to go traveling.
Kind of reaching a crossroads here, what should we do?
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Good question?
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Because Okay, a house, it's going to be your place.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
It's your future future ability and you.
Speaker 5 (15:24):
Can's the first step on your journey.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Is also.
Speaker 5 (15:28):
A house.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
You're only young ones.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
If I could redo it, I'll just spend money on
going over stays and travel.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
But then you wouldn't have a house.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Thank fuck it. Yeah, I don't think that. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
I think the times have changed and that the way
we think of assets is not the same.
Speaker 5 (15:46):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (15:47):
My parents ever traveled young, and so I was always
of their opinion you're traveling when you're older.
Speaker 5 (15:52):
So when I was like, we shout out.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
I got together and we got married and were like,
let's get a house because we had the job, and
we had the sort of job where you couldn't just
take off for a few years to come back and
expect it haven't your job when you came back because
it wasn't many jobs. But there is a part of
me this like, when I see Europe, it's going to
be as a six.
Speaker 5 (16:12):
Year old man. You're not a twenty two year old.
Those are the old man.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Like you're either seeing it now while you're young and
then putting off shit and doing it later, or you're
doing it when you're sixty.
Speaker 5 (16:22):
Yeah, or you do it.
Speaker 4 (16:24):
You've got to have kids so that when you want
to go see it in your sixties, the kids are
at UNI or around the early twenties and you're like,
you're on your own now. Yeah, the fuck us to
live in the house, play a bit around and that
helps you travel.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
My parents who only started going overseas, who let my
parents live overseas for half the year, they only started
going over when I was sixteen. They'd never been further
than Australia, right, And then I performed in like a
Norwegian thing and they're like, we'll go check it out
and they're like, oh, my god, the world.
Speaker 5 (16:55):
So you win the reason they went that far as.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
Community yeah, and then they were like, oh, we love
this and they came along for a few trips that
I was doing, and then they went Okay, well, we
love that, but they never traveled. But honestly, if I
could redo things again, I would I would see the
world before I went ham on a career.
Speaker 6 (17:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Plus, you just love those big Italian cocks.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
I gag Argentinea.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
I don't know, I didn't know about these cox Yeah.
Speaker 4 (17:36):
Yeah, I know this might be out of both of
your comfort zones. But if someone wasn't to travel primarily
for cock, what where where were they looking?
Speaker 5 (17:45):
Where were looking?
Speaker 6 (17:46):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (17:47):
Because of the chocolate in the mountains.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
Beautiful chocolates, beautiful mountains.
Speaker 5 (17:53):
If you just over your shoulder, it's crawling.
Speaker 6 (17:58):
Fitnesses of Switzerland. What do you think, anonymous? Well, this
one time I hooked up with this guy that was
from Switzerland and we went to this hotel on K
Road or whatever. Are you in Switzerland or a road?
I thought there was fancy place in Lucern. No no, no,
(18:18):
no no no, we're in New Zealand. You can tell
by the lack of stolen Jewish gold and paintings. Okay,
so you're on K Road, yeah, and then in a
hotel like on K Road and then let's call it
up one of the hostel I wanted to st tried
(18:41):
your fucking in a hostel.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
Wessman in a hostel?
Speaker 6 (18:45):
Okay, I don't have to go around with Bruce and
okay did you have to go over a Bruce to
get to it? They could have been blown up at
any time to keep out the insurgents. For I've got
no idea. What just be anonymous? Yes, I would like
to speak.
Speaker 5 (19:01):
Please turn off the voice of guys we're hearing from anonymous.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Don't speak anonymous, Anonymous, don't speak? Wait, hang on, would that.
Speaker 6 (19:15):
Not anonymous? It's not anonymous.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
The album I would like to speak, there's ones from
Brazil and Sweden.
Speaker 5 (19:24):
Brazil, okay, okay, share the disgui's voice.
Speaker 6 (19:32):
Okay. So this guy from Switzerland sleep again. And then
I was leaving and it was like, oh, would you
like some talk a lot? He was like this s
(19:53):
wis the best choko alert? Would you like some? And
I was just like, am i aposity to I'm sleeping
with a man, and which turned for some sweete talking chocolate.
Was the chocolate good? It was delicious. They are a
(20:14):
delicious prostitute. Yeah, thank you, freh. Sleep of people from
listening there. That's how good I can off.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
I mean he doesn't like living that I haven't got my.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
Trees trauma with chocolate from their homeland to give to
people like.
Speaker 7 (20:52):
Singing.
Speaker 5 (20:53):
I mean, I'm in the road and I'm taking somekers.
Speaker 6 (20:57):
He give petis.
Speaker 5 (21:01):
I'm going to team before I leave and buy a
bunch of those three and travels.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
Yes, Oh my god, an average New Zealand deck and
a peanut slab.
Speaker 5 (21:14):
By the way, can I say thank you for calling
a lever?
Speaker 1 (21:19):
I've had reviews that would say it the wise. Well,
it's been fun.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
So we're going to come back for a last episode
of the mid Winter Christmas podcast special.
Speaker 5 (21:27):
And we ended the last weekend. My wife was going
to be by five.
Speaker 3 (21:33):
I just got a loud environment warning on my fucking We're.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Going to come back with a an Ai special.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
We have more Diuty Argentine in Spanish.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
Yeah, some more Argentina and Spanish, and some more drinks.
Speaker 7 (21:51):
Yes,
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