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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Hurdicky Breakfa show. Bunning's Trade is raising funds this

(00:03):
November to support men's health for Jeremy Mania.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Oh Jeremy Mania, to Stall nine in the alling, Oh
Jeremy Man.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
It is Tuesday, the eighteenth of November twenty twenty five.
My name's Jeremy Wells. This is min I Stuart. Welcome
along to the Hidary Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Good morning, Jimmy well It's good to be here and
once again you find yourself down in the Dunedin studio today.
Set up as we're we've linked up via the magic
of zoom. I've currently got my phone propped up on
a can of raisine paint and that's how we can
see each other and then we can hear each other
through the magic.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
Of the radio. And I've got mine propped up on
a sort of ceramic version of a messy Ferguson tractor.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
Oh wow, that's a john.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
It's a bloody teapot. It's a kittle no teapot, it's
a teapot. That's a messy green, messy Ferguson with a
tea with a little with a little steeple.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
As I said, here is a spout and.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
A spout ye at the front of it.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
Isn't that handle and spout As the nursery rhyme goes,
I We'll get to have you trust you're enjoying your
time down and Donner's.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
Yeah, this this song here very applicable to me, actually,
because I did something yesterday on the television, actually last
night which very sucking a.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
I would like to discuss this because I saw it
actually high Witness thought you did down there in Dunedin
and it did not resemble why sucking a hollow at all?

Speaker 1 (01:39):
Really not at all. In my head, I felt a
lot like sucking a hole.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
Jerry and min they breakfast.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
You you've been down there and done? Is you've got
yourself a painting?

Speaker 1 (01:51):
I do. I've brought it into the studio. Actually it's
it's it's called Capitulation and it's a painting by Well.
I thought it was by a friend of mine because
I've got this teacher that used to teach me at
the same school that me and Gulain went to. Actually
Gulane knows him and he taught at that school for
forty years or something. Wow, taught me out history. Best

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teacher I've ever had in my entire life as classes
were like stand up comedy. But he really knew his
stuff and he never he never put anyone on detention.
He never told anyone off. You didn't even have to
turn up if you didn't want to, but you did,
you wanted to turn up. It was like the highlight
of the day basically. And I had him for two subjects.
I was really lucky. And at the end of the

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year he sort of said to me, it would be
good to, you know, see it at some stage in
the future, and so I said, okay, cool. So I
remained friends with him, and so we've been friends for
you know, thirty years or something like that, maybe longer
than that. Anyway, he's now nearly ninety and he's living
down here in Dunedin and he has dementia. So I've

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gone and visited him while I'm down here. And last
time I visited him, he said to me, I've been
painting this painting and I want to show it to
you because he's a painter. He's quite a famous New
Zealand painter. Paints landscapes like really beautiful kind of surrealist
but actually ultra realist landscapes, and so he said I

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have a look at this painting that I've been painting.
And I looked at it, and it was a little painting,
not a big painting, but I would I would describe it.
So there's a man in a giant overcoat and he's
got a white hood on with two dark eyes, and
this pair of sort of boots on. And then there's
a man beside him who's got britchet like suspenders, with

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his shirt off, with bearing a pair of blue pants,
and seems to have a stick in his hand and
seems to be a bloodied stick and seems to be
beating what looks like a clown like character in the
bottom left of the painting. It's one of the most
disturbing things I've ever seen my entire life.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
Does he have a title?

Speaker 1 (03:59):
It does? It's called I've just had a look on
the back of it capitulation. Now it's a real departure
from his realist.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
Lands, from his earlier work.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
And I said to him, that's quite different for you. You
normally don't paint figures in your paintings or anything. And
he goes, yeah, he goes, I painted it with my
friend Steve. And I said, ah, did you? And he goes, yeah,
and he said, we painted it together. I said, I said, oh.
I was trying to find something to say about it. Basically,
I was like, this is the weirdest, most disturbing painting

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I've ever seen in my life. But I was trying
to be polite and I said, oh, the boots and
the boots are cool because the boats have got quite
a lot of detail. Yeah. He goes, oh, thanks, I
painted those. I said, ah, cool. And then I said,
and the jacket is like, I love the shading on
the jacket. It looks really, really real. And he goes, I,

(04:52):
thank you. I painted that bit too, And I said, eh,
the trees. I like the trees in the background. He goes,
I painted the trees too, And I said. I sat
for a second and I thought, I said to him,
Steve didn't paint any of this painting, did he? And
he goes he looked at me and he smiled and
he goes no, And I said, Steve doesn't exist. He

(05:16):
he goes.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
No, Steve in the in the picture is the ether
one getting flogged pants.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
No.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
I was gonna say, because I've never heard of two
people painting a painting together. Can you can you show
it to me on the zoom again.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
Yeah, here it is here, it's quite in front of it.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
Oh okay, okay. So I was picturing a white pointed hood.
This is more like a hockey mask kind of looking thing.
It's a very scary painting.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
This is one of such a scary painting.

Speaker 2 (05:42):
It's one of the great things about having an artist
who's gone through what he's going through, that he can
express it in some way, you know what I mean.
Draw it down on a piece of paper. So that's
yours to keep. You're going to bring that back into
the studio.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
Yeah. So I he said to me the like about
a year ago or two years, maybe year and a
half ago. When he showed it to me the first time,
he goes, oh, you can have it if you like it,
And I was like, oh, thanks, thanks very much. Because
he's got like in his house he's now moved out
to a dementia warard, but in his house at the time,
he's got the most amazing paintings his paid lots of
his landscapes, and lots of other people's paintings. And I

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was like, so, the one painting that you've chosen for
me is the most disturbing painting giving.

Speaker 2 (06:20):
Capitulation, Capitulation.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
And so anyway, he then all of his paintings because
he'd got moved to a dementia ward, all of his
paintings went to an art gallery and they sold them
all at auction. And but he specifically said, oh, that
that painting there, I don't want anyone to buy it.
That's that paintings for Jeremy and so yesterday. So I
got an email from them about six months ago, there's
a painting here for you from Rodney Hammel and George

(06:44):
can pick it up. So I'm like, sure, So I
swung by the gallery yesterday and sure enough the painting
that he had left for me was Capitulation.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
I was at the gallery.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
It was at a gallery. So I walked into this
the most like I don't know, senate, like nerdy gallery
you've ever seen in your life in Dunedin and more.
I place just off just off the octagon and and
the guy hands the guy goes to me, oh, so
your name is on the back of two paintings. It's
on the back of this this landscape here, which which

(07:14):
Rodney painted, and then and then this painting here Capitulation.

Speaker 2 (07:20):
And he goes, and he capitulated, he goes.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
It's quite a departure from his other words. Tell me
about it.

Speaker 2 (07:29):
This sounds like the start of a horror movie. I know,
someone gets a haunted painting called Capitulation from an art
gallery just off the Octagon. Yeah, don't don't let that
thing into your house.

Speaker 1 (07:41):
I don't they. I got to take it on the
plane today. And this look looks like some real rough
weather from crow dig to dneda gale force words. I'm like,
should I take Capitulations?

Speaker 2 (07:51):
I don't even know if I want you to bring
that back in the studio to prefigure. And I can't
imagine you want to hang it in your hallway.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
Oh I don't think Chelsy is gonna want Pitulation novel.
I might put it up on the kids wall. Maybe
Mischi would like. I mean, the boots are beautifully thinking.
You've got to the trees.

Speaker 3 (08:10):
Jerry and Mini, The hold Ikey Breakfast, The.

Speaker 1 (08:13):
History of Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow, Timaru and a special edition
because in the studio here in Doneda, there's a book
called On This Day in New Zealand by Ron Polenski,
and it's a book that just has a date every
day of the year, obviously, and then a couple of
interesting little tidbits.

Speaker 2 (08:32):
It would be interesting to know when that book was written,
like what it's on this day in history in New Zealand,
right up until.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
I can tell you what it was. April twenty ten.

Speaker 2 (08:43):
Okay, okay, so Rugby World Cup not in there. Two
Rugby World Cups not in there. Nineteen Cricket World Cup.
So looking at fifteen years, I feel like if you
go into any radio studio around the country, you're going
to find a book like this.

Speaker 1 (08:59):
Yeah, in here, there's on the stuff. There's actually three
of them. There's three of these books.

Speaker 2 (09:04):
Bring one of them back to the studio.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
I feel like I should. I don't know how Jamie McKay,
who does the Rural Show, will feel about me anyway.
On November the eighteenth, nineteen twenty eight, in New Zealander.
Described as one of the greatest linguists of all time,
Harold Williams died in London, aged fifty two. He is
said to have compiled the Polynesian Dictionary when he was
thirteen years old in christ Church. He spent much of

(09:28):
his hourult life in Russia. He is said to have
been fluent and get this fifty languages.

Speaker 2 (09:34):
Wow, back in nineteen twenty eight to say.

Speaker 1 (09:37):
Nineteen twenty eight, and he had a working knowledge of many,
many other languages. I supposements fluent, supposements.

Speaker 2 (09:44):
You've learned about twenty of them, you know the next
thirty pretty pretty quick to figure them out.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
Yeah, I guess if you've got the Spanish, you've got
the Italian, you've got the Latin, you've got the Yeah.
I mean all those ones are similar.

Speaker 2 (09:55):
Once got someone, you get tongue, and you get muldy,
you'd figure it out.

Speaker 1 (09:59):
Yeah. In nineteen forty seven, forty one people, all of
them staff members, were killed in the fire in the
Central Cross which department store of Ballentine's. And oh apparently
it started in the basement during shopping hours and then
it just got completely out of control, the.

Speaker 2 (10:14):
Great Valentine's Fire. Well year forty, nineteen.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
Forty seven, forty seven, Middle of the Wall chees.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
You don't need that little.

Speaker 1 (10:21):
Ball ake and this on November eighteen, and in nineteen
eighty two, I've read a bit about this. The twenty
two year I meant Neil Roberts. He was described as
a punk anarchist. He he blow himself up outside of
the Wanganui computer.

Speaker 2 (10:37):
Wow, so this we talked about this, probably this time
last year, and it came up and I had no
idea about this. This is New Zealand's only ever suicide bombing, basically,
that's right.

Speaker 1 (10:49):
Yeah. So he had tattooed on his chest this punk
won't see twenty three, no future. And apparently he was
blowing himself up because he was worried about big Brother,
and he was worried about the Wanganui computer because in
those days, the Wanganu computer used to hold a whole
lot of information on people. I think it only had
people's names and dates of birth.

Speaker 2 (11:11):
Oh Jesu, big bloody spear and now.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
Oh can you imagine?

Speaker 2 (11:14):
Yeah, it didn't really work. He didn't stop it.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
No, How do you feel about Facebook? Oh?

Speaker 2 (11:19):
I know that's right. How many bloody data leaks. So
I'm gonna be honest. If one more bloody thing asked
for two factor authentication, I might go down to the
Wanganui computer myself.

Speaker 1 (11:29):
Oh man, I just had it this morning.

Speaker 4 (11:32):
Oh my god, it's been moved when and I are
actually it's no longer in Quanganui it's now in Auckland.

Speaker 2 (11:37):
This is how I was a reporter on the news.

Speaker 1 (11:39):
That night.

Speaker 3 (11:39):
An explosion blew out the front doors of the Wanganui
Computer Center at twenty five to one this morning.

Speaker 4 (11:44):
Explosion killed one person, believed to be a young man
who's understood to have been carrying a bomb.

Speaker 2 (11:50):
Remarkable, really, Yeah, I haven't really heard of that. I
don't think a lot of people would have known about that.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
What year was that, eighty two, nineteen eighty two? Yeah,
well yeah, and that is the history of yesterday, today, tomorrow.
Tima are according to on this Day in New Zealand
by Ron Polensky.

Speaker 2 (12:05):
Yeah, grab that book, bring that back up to the studio,
along with that painting.

Speaker 1 (12:09):
Ju. I don't know. I think I don't know what
I'm going to do with the painting. It's scared to
take it on the plane with me. Bad Juju capitulation.
Although the boots, as I said, they are painted very well,
great detail.

Speaker 3 (12:26):
Jerry and the Night the Holdarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (12:29):
Time for your latest sport headlines. Thanks to Export Ultra
to bear for here. The NRL still intend to enforce
a ten year ban on any player who leaves for
Rugby's R three sixty circuit, even via another competition like
Japan's top flight, Zachlomax and Ryan Pappenhausen remain case studies
under scrutiny and their respective releases from the Eels and Storm. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (12:50):
I saw a very interesting point on a more informed
radio station the other day that was saying, how come
we haven't heard anything about rugby union players yet? All
of the rumors that we've heard about in Rugby three
sixty have come from NRL players. So, for example, Zach
Lomax has played nineteen games of a four year deal
in the NRL, He's been granted a release and he

(13:12):
said he's going to explore other options outside of Rugby League.
What other options are? I guarantee he's not coming to
play Heartland Championship. The same with Ryan Pappenhausen is at
the peak of his powers. So it's very interesting that
it's only NRL players that we're hearing about. You know
what I mean? We are hanging our hopes as a
country on Richie Wong and coming back to our yours.

(13:33):
I've gotta be honest. If his contract lines up with
Rugby three sixty and they're throwing the kind of money
at him that we're hearing they are, I wouldn't come back.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
What sort of money are we talking him?

Speaker 2 (13:44):
And we like multiple millions of dollars and up for
very very short, short contracts. And also the players own
their own ip so at the moment, if you are
contracted to New Zealand Rugby, then they control certain aspects
of who you can and can't be sponsored by, so
it actually limits your career innings. So this thing is

(14:05):
promising none of that. You can reside in whatever country
you want to. So for example, if you want to
reside in the Bahamas, or if you want to reside
somewhere with there's no income text at all, you came
in Islands exactly, so then you all of a sudden, oh,
you could choose to reside in New Zealand and the
Rugby three sixty has said that they will release all players.

(14:26):
All players will be available for all international fixtures as well.
So what that trying to set up is basically a
free hit for you know, for all the biggest rugby
players in the world and then set it up like
a seven style tournament where they're based in Dubai and Madrid,
all these different cities around the country, around the world
and then they go there each you know, every other

(14:47):
week or whatever like Formula one.

Speaker 1 (14:48):
Sort of okay, but but it's.

Speaker 2 (14:51):
Very interesting that we haven't heard of any rugby union
players linked to this. It makes you wonder if maybe
they're gearing up for like one massive bombshell announcement, or
perhaps are the rugby union players all contracted to the
end of the World Cup, which is in twenty twenty seven.

Speaker 1 (15:07):
I say bring back back. Rugby's biennial Nations Championship has
been confirmed to start in twenty twenty six the All
Blacks maiden campaign. We'll see them play France, Italy and
Ireland at home in July, followed by Scotland, Wales and
England away.

Speaker 2 (15:22):
So is this I mean, this is also very confusing,
But I guess with this basically streamline the international window
where we get to play a bunch of different teams.

Speaker 1 (15:34):
Yeah. I think what they're forgetting is what people actually
like as the series. Yeah, I think there's a three
test series and are like a you know, and seeing
a team every like three years or something. But you
you know, like a like a good team like South Africa.
You play them like every three years, but you play
them in three tests. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (15:53):
The RDA was trying to explain the math on how
this whole thing works this morning. It's very convoluted and
it's something that I don't think anyone fans actually have wanted.
Was another competition that we don't care about. I think
most people couldn't even really tell you who won the
Rugby Championship this year. But what if it means that
the international window is a bit more streamlined, then you know,

(16:15):
I'm okay with it.

Speaker 1 (16:16):
We're heading towards the referees tournament at some stage where
the referees are the main focus. Ala Hacken and the
fourteen year old daughter of two time Formula one world
champion Meca, has been added as the youngest member of
the McLaren Driver Development program. She doesn't even have her
driver's license, but she's secured a number of wins and

(16:36):
podium finishes around Europe and the karting discipline.

Speaker 2 (16:39):
That's an interesting one that there's an arbitrary age limit
on getting your driver's license. You know what I mean,
because there's some people out there on the road who
have got their driver's license just by virtue of their age.
It probably shouldn't be driving. I mean, well, ala hacken
and can't get hers. But she's good enough to raise
for money.

Speaker 1 (16:56):
She failed her restrict it.

Speaker 4 (16:57):
Yeah, that boy.

Speaker 1 (16:59):
She can work her way around the rally course.

Speaker 2 (17:01):
Indicated, indicated the wrong way onto a roundabout. That's fine.
She couldn't do all start, She went around at sideways.

Speaker 3 (17:08):
Jerry Andman Night the Hohtarchy breakfast.

Speaker 2 (17:12):
Texture on three four h three. We always welcome your
texts on the text machine. This one reads dustly. They
had another radio station on at the gym this morning,
Jesus Christ. That was punishing, high pitched, overly sweet voices,
too bubbly, too perky. Your voices are soothing and friendly,
real talk. Keep up the good work, champs love bix.

Speaker 1 (17:30):
Of matter matter. That's nice.

Speaker 2 (17:32):
I wonder if that was too screechy, high pitched sweet voices.

Speaker 1 (17:38):
I don't know. I don't even grant hand on the
radio anymore. Are they not together?

Speaker 2 (17:44):
Not together? No, I don't think on the radio. The
screaming scales in this morning, and no, no I haven't
seen them.

Speaker 1 (17:51):
You know, I'm down here in Dunedin at the moment,
and I'm in the I'm in the Rural Studio and
Jamie McKay normally does the Rural show out of here
the Country, the Country. Lovely man, Jamie McKay, she's chanting
to him yesterday he sounded shocked. What's that that he's
a lovely man? Yeah, No, I always thought it always
sounded lovely. I was talking to him about the scollar

(18:12):
up Young Farmer of the Year, because he's got a
list on the wall over here of all of the
young farmers from nineteen sixty nine. Talked about John mccau
actually scalour up Young Farmer of the Year two thousand
and six is the chause cousin. Ah right, Yeah, he
was came third in two thousand and two. It's a
great story about that, but I won't share it with you.

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But looking across in the next studio, because there is
a window between us and the local Dunedin hits show,
which is Callum and Pee. They have been number one
here in Dunedin sure for donkeys forever.

Speaker 2 (18:46):
I think there was one period there that are actually
broadcasting on two different frequencies in Dunedin. Callum and Pee.
They're that good.

Speaker 1 (18:53):
Wow, Well it's just Callum today because Pee signaled yesterday
that she was going to be sick today. She said
that she had a sore throat and sure enough, there's
no peace. So I'm just watching Callum's workers magic by
himself there in the next door studio.

Speaker 2 (19:07):
Is there a bit of a P shortage down there?
And done us?

Speaker 1 (19:09):
There's a major P shortage in the next door studio.

Speaker 2 (19:12):
If anyone knows of any down there in Dunedin, get
in touch with Jerry.

Speaker 4 (19:15):
So Callum's got to do the show today without pee,
but normally does it with pe.

Speaker 1 (19:18):
Yeah. Interesting, normally he's on the pea in the morning.
He's not on P pieces.

Speaker 2 (19:25):
He's pet Jason. Yeah, So how's he going to go
without with no PE?

Speaker 1 (19:29):
I want to ask him? But he's just sort of
looks like he's focused on the weather at the moment.
He's looking at a screen.

Speaker 2 (19:34):
With some with some Dunedin weather houses energy levels this morning,
sends P.

Speaker 1 (19:40):
This is the thing? Low yeah, low Pee. I think
P's is muse. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (19:47):
Do you think maybe just a little just maybe if
he could get her on the phone or something, just
a small dose of pee? Who try and put little hat,
just a little head of pea just to get his
You know, get a bit of pepner step.

Speaker 1 (19:57):
Yeah, you feel like he should just get a litle
bit of in the morning. I think that will help
them because you don't you don't want to go overboard.

Speaker 2 (20:03):
Though, No, but you also don't want to go a
cold turkey.

Speaker 1 (20:06):
You know what?

Speaker 2 (20:06):
Did you said? They've been doing the show for about
what sixteen years? So you go sixteen years on the pee,
you go one day off. I mean that's going to
have drastic consequences. Yeah, I mean up with a two
weeks sleeping disease. Yeah, so I reckon. I'm just worried
for I think if I was you just hiding there
and look, mate, can we get you just a little
bit of pea on the line. Maybe obviously she probably

(20:29):
can't come in, but yeah, just just enough to get him.

Speaker 1 (20:32):
Through this morning. Did you do pee on our show? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (20:34):
I was going to say, he's still there tomorrow. Could
we get a bit of pea on our show?

Speaker 3 (20:39):
No?

Speaker 1 (20:39):
See, I'm coming home, but I mean she's just here.
What I'll do is I'll message you. Yeah, I've got
her numbers up on the wall here. Okay, So I'll
message you and I say we're looking to have a
little bit of pea maybe Thursday morning.

Speaker 2 (20:53):
Yeah, well, I mean, like this text from Bix just
said our voices soothing and friendly, and in her criticism
of the other radio stations she was listening to, was
high pitched to bubbly too perky. Now, the cynic in
me would take that as a backhander that we're not
bubbly or perky, So maybe we need a bit.

Speaker 1 (21:14):
Of p and our show. Yeah all right, Well, I'm
going to reach out.

Speaker 3 (21:18):
Jerry and Leni, the Holdarchy, Breakfast, ol Lucky, the biggest lose.

Speaker 2 (21:31):
It's right, I want to issue an apology straight off
the rip here to Bex of Madameter. We were ready
to text out before about listening to another radio station
and then feeling sounding perky and bubbly, and the cynic
in me thinking, well, does that mean we don't sound
perky bubbly? She said, what does everyone? I think every compliment.

Speaker 1 (21:48):
I give us.

Speaker 2 (21:51):
Accomplisice holt, accomplice salt. Yeah, no, that's entirely at our
in Bex. We know you, we know you're legit. You're
going to be disappointed here though, this morning quick recap
over the last few weeks since I got back from
the States one O eight down to one O six
point seven, one O seven point oh. This week, gentlemen,
has been a wake up call because I've been basically

(22:15):
doing nothing about the brown slim down for a couple
of weeks. Now one O seven point oh. The lightest,
the lightest we've we've had since then has.

Speaker 1 (22:25):
Been one fact that we're turning it into a Wii.
But yeah, I like that on this in the studio,
why not. We're here with you. I'm not good, but
I'm not on the I'm not on the scales with you,
but I'm I'm I'm supporting you, and I'm supporting men's
middle wealth.

Speaker 2 (22:46):
Just so you know, it was one O seven point nine. No,
but it's much worse. No, it's much worse than that.
The other night, the other night, we went out for
dinner and I was just like, you know, I want
to know. I want to know. And so I got
on the scales before I got in the shower when
we got home, and I saw one hundred and eleven,

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which was a scared straight moment.

Speaker 1 (23:13):
Look one and eleven. Yeah, okay, so so far you
started at one one twelve one, which exactly propelled you
into this spiral Yo.

Speaker 2 (23:24):
Yo down with spiral.

Speaker 1 (23:25):
Yeah, yeah, one seven point nine. That's the light. Okay.
I thought that you've been on the on the health foods.

Speaker 2 (23:31):
And all that sort of stuff I have, but I
actually think that's the issue. So I started. My missus
has been making these breakfast o bloody delicious week back.
We're talking almond butter, there's a bloody banana and their
approaching batter, all this kind of stuff. Right there we go,
and I've been having that for breakfast, and I think,
I think that's what's done because it basically correlates exactly
with the weight going back up again. So this is

(23:55):
the important part because I thought for sure. Remember just
before I went over, we had the nutritionist on and
he was like, because I said I'd started attacking the
morning and then trying not to eat, you know, later
on in the day, and he's like, yeah, perfect, that's
exactly the way to do it. The problem I have
is I'm attacking the morning but still attacking the evening.

(24:16):
So I've got to I've got to pull something out
of one end, and it's going to be.

Speaker 1 (24:21):
Well, let's not pull anything out of any ends. But
it's the two prong attack. You're going for the too
prong attack. You're going morning. Yeah, and look there's probably
been of lunch in there as well. You go, yeah,
that's right, possibly a three prong attack.

Speaker 2 (24:33):
That's right. So look, I think this has been a
scared straight moment that one on eleven. I took a
real good heart, took took stock, looked into the mirror.

Speaker 1 (24:42):
Can we put it down to fluid retention?

Speaker 2 (24:43):
I hope? So, I hope. I mean, look, to be fair,
this was this was I'd just gotten home from being
out for dinner. But yeah, scared straight. So I'm really
locking in this way. Let's let's see if we can
get that back under one oh seven by the.

Speaker 1 (24:59):
End of the week. Okay, well, good luck. We're that
coming up after seven o'clock. We are going to be
talking about wiping, standing up or sitting down. We want
to run a we want to run a quick pole.

Speaker 2 (25:13):
Yep, a straw pole. Yeah, just about the methods. Because
this is one of the strange things that happens to people,
you don't discuss it with each other.

Speaker 3 (25:21):
Jerry and Mania the Hodarchy, Breakfast Self.

Speaker 2 (25:26):
Important or Pompus eleven.

Speaker 3 (25:27):
Letters J E. R. E. M. Y W. E.

Speaker 5 (25:32):
L L.

Speaker 1 (25:33):
S eleven letters.

Speaker 3 (25:34):
There you go.

Speaker 1 (25:36):
Welcome long to the Hidacky Breakfast. Tuesday the eighteenth and
November twenty twenty five NICs to w with us. Good
a manyah, good morning.

Speaker 2 (25:43):
Jeremy Well's live from danned and it's good to see
you mate. If you're just joining the show. Jerry's still
down there in Dunners if you'd like to go and
tap on the glass. He's not at our studio, he's
down there and off here. We were just discussing the
difference between biennial and by annual, which is important to note.

Speaker 1 (26:00):
Yeah, because there's the rugby competition which is starting up
called the biennial Rugby Competition. Because there's the b and
Ali as well, which I don't know if that's a
different thing. I feel that was a.

Speaker 2 (26:09):
Type of tiger. By annial means it takes place every
other year, so every two years. By annual means it
takes place twice in one year.

Speaker 1 (26:20):
Okay, could have they come up with a slightly different Well,
I mean those words are too similar considering that they
don't mean that different a thing.

Speaker 2 (26:27):
Yeah, yep, I think they absolutely could have. Can I
just mop up a couple of texts here from the
last hour as well, if you just joined us, I've
absolutely blown out on the scales in the big blown,
slimmed down. I saw a one hundred and eleven which
gave me in front of my life the other night.
And it didn't help that I was standing stark naked
in front of the mirror as well.

Speaker 1 (26:47):
I was like, look, gotcha, look you paid an interesting picture.

Speaker 2 (26:51):
Oh god, I paid a disgusting picture. Anyway, someone has
texture and said, menees, I'm running three hundred k's for November.
I've lost six kilos already and the spray it around Vember.

Speaker 1 (27:05):
Sprayed around Vember.

Speaker 2 (27:06):
Yeh, I don't know. Apparently that's helping as well. Okay,
so I will pitch that to my recently my newly
appointed fiance and sow she reckons a bit about that,
But that's inspired me. I'm going to go for a
run this morning. And someone else on a related note
about we're talking Bex madam Ota texted and she said
she had to listen to another radio station at the gym.
She was disappointed about that. Kate's texted in problem solved

(27:29):
reincorrect radio station at the gym. I'm here at Rampage
gym with my headphones on listening to iHeartRadio app to
you guys, Kate in New Plymouth.

Speaker 1 (27:36):
Oh there we gave a problem solved. There you go.

Speaker 2 (27:38):
And if you didn't though, we also do a podcast,
so you could potentially listen to a podcast. And if
you listened to the podcast and didn't know that we
do a radio show, we do that too.

Speaker 1 (27:46):
Lots of exciting things coming up today, including your Lame
Comes to Fame that'll be after eight o'clock this morning.

Speaker 2 (27:52):
But one last text morning Ballians. I started off a
standard then here about sitting and I tried it. Now
I'm a sitter. We'll discuss that next.

Speaker 3 (27:59):
Yeah, Jury in the night the Hodarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (28:04):
We are kicking it entirely into neutral on the show.
I feel like we've left it far too late, Dury.
It's now the eighteenth of November. You know what I mean.
We're basically run in New Zealand's only at work for
another month, and you know, I think we sort of
caught ourselves in fourth gear at the end of last week,
and in the interest of kicking it entirely into neutral,
I've gotten into the conclave. The Hodaki Breakfast Facebook page.

(28:27):
If you didn't know, we also have a private Facebook
page where you can share your own thoughts in a
safe space around anything could be to do with the show,
could not be to do with the show. And I
got in there the other day and said, kicking it
into neutral this week, what do you guys want to
discussed on the podcast, which, if you didn't know, we
do a podcast. A lot of backlash on there when

(28:47):
it you come up with your own content, you lazy who,
et cetera.

Speaker 1 (28:53):
It was always going to happen.

Speaker 2 (28:54):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 1 (28:55):
It was always going to happen picarly from the Conclave.
It's like the Conclave essentially for people who don't know
about the Conract. It's basically a group of about one
thousand content directors.

Speaker 2 (29:05):
Yeah, that's right. Well this is the thing. And somebody
was asking me this on a side note the other
day about fans of Radio Hodaki, and I said, I
wouldn't say Hodaki has fans more victims, and so the
victims of Radio Hadaki. This is this is an opportunity
for them to give their feedback. Anyway, someone got in
a Christian Shuler is his name. He got onto that

(29:28):
post and commented and said, can we have a vote
on who sits and who stands while wiping themselves? After
number twos, I was surprised to hear a fifty to
fifty split at a party one time.

Speaker 1 (29:39):
Well, this is interesting from Christian Shuler, And this is
a conversation I've had with a number of my friends
over the years. And look, there's oftentimes a split down gender,
a gender divide.

Speaker 2 (29:51):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (29:52):
So you have some females who wipe from between the legs, okay,
and that sometimes extends to going around the back as well,
from between the legs, so between the front, so you
go through the front of the legs right and you stand.
You have to get to hoist yourself up in that
situation slightly and then you go through the front. So,

(30:14):
but the females are more likely to do that because
obviously you wipe. You know, your number one is from
the front, so it seems an obvious extension then to
move through the legs to the number two.

Speaker 2 (30:27):
Are you're already there? Yeah, you got the muscle memory.
It's just an efficiency thing, really, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (30:31):
Yeah. So I had a friend, I mean, I'm not
going to name names. The old Deco who who used
to stand and wipe from the front stand in Deliver
he did well.

Speaker 2 (30:45):
Okay, so a couple of ises here, and look, I
think I'm willing to be brave and willing to be
vulnerable and willing to to be honest. I feel like
when you're standing, you're not standing up. You know, you're
not standing into a full stand. Is the old Decko
standing in a full stand?

Speaker 1 (31:01):
No he's not. No, he's just a hob moving. He's
just moving forward.

Speaker 2 (31:04):
Crash into a hobbit. But the problem is, are you
not engaging the glutes at that point? Surely that's going
to make it harder to.

Speaker 1 (31:11):
That's that you're normally lifting a cheek. Idea is that
you're keeping one cheek down and then you're lifting another cheek,
which which opens itself up. Yeah, that's right. But I
think that he had two older sisters, this was my
this was my theory anyway, and a mother as well,
and he just he just he said he never thought
about that's just that's just how he thought. He run
died it that way, and then it wasn't until he

(31:33):
was doing it in front of people. Why was he
doing How did we discover I can't remember how we
discovered it, but anyway, that's one portant. He then claims
up that that is because he must have watched.

Speaker 4 (31:43):
His sisters, but that's problematic anyway.

Speaker 1 (31:47):
Yeah, that's a good point.

Speaker 2 (31:49):
So he thought was he watched? So we thought this
morning quick straw pole hot shots three four o three
one hundred hidarky. We're just going to tell you, and
this is completely anonymous, sit for stand. This person Christian Shula,
was saying he was shocked is to find a fifty
to fifty split at a party one time? We thought

(32:10):
we've got a We've got a bigger sample size to
work with. So text through three four eight three, settle
stand and let us know I fifty fifty sounds way
out to me?

Speaker 1 (32:18):
Can we can we? Is this wrong? But can we
start with a like an if if you're a female
and then at s hold on, sit just right, settle stand,
But maybe say if we're in and then we can
also work out the gender divide? Is that too complicated?

Speaker 3 (32:34):
Jerry Andman Night the Hdarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (32:37):
We're currently running a pole. Do you stand up or
sit down when you clean yourself up after you've a
bluted number twos, trying to say that in the nicest possible.

Speaker 2 (32:48):
No, I know, I know, I know. This is we're
dancing around this, but we've asked for your text on
three four eight three or if you want to be
brave and call us so. But you don't have to.

Speaker 1 (32:59):
You don't need to your personal details. You don't need
to tell your date of birth, your middle names, your address.

Speaker 2 (33:04):
No, the texts are coming through thick and fast. Male
thirty two stand, male sit stand twenty eight male. This
one just says MS, which I presume is a male.
But does that sit or stand?

Speaker 1 (33:22):
It's not multiple sclerosis? Is it? Is it? Separate thing?

Speaker 2 (33:25):
Have I texted? In male sit? There is a text
here explaining the ins and outs of why women wipe
from front to back and not back to front.

Speaker 1 (33:36):
I believe it might have something to do with the UTI.

Speaker 2 (33:38):
Yes it does. Another one here stand M two older sisters.
Must be a correlation.

Speaker 1 (33:45):
Ah, there we go. Okay, that's interesting.

Speaker 2 (33:49):
Male sit sit standing is for perverts, another male standard.
So what I'm doing here is because it's overwhelmingly sit.
So I'm just counting the stands and then I'm gonna
find that as a percentage of the total amount of
techs we've had.

Speaker 1 (34:04):
And look, can we just say, look, there's no like that.
That person said standings for perverse. There's no judgment from us.
Let's just say that, because otherwise it's gonna sully. It'll
sully the vote.

Speaker 2 (34:17):
Brad's on the line, Good morning, Brads. That will stand.

Speaker 6 (34:21):
It's actually a combination of things. So at home exclusively,
sit at another person's property never, and public toilets always
crouching tiger, hidden dragging.

Speaker 1 (34:32):
Oh yes, right, what up on the seat?

Speaker 6 (34:36):
There's been many, many variations of but there's no touch policy.

Speaker 2 (34:41):
Yeah right, so you're so you're engaging the quads there
and you're just hovering over the back of the seat.
That's quite about you mean, you're gonna you'd be danger
close if you're employing the crouching tiger, hidden dragon method,
aren't you.

Speaker 6 (34:52):
I'll try that next time.

Speaker 1 (34:54):
Yeah. Also, thank you, well, thank you Brett. Thank you.
The other thing you can tell where some people have
been squatting on the toilet seat at our work especially
in work boots, because occasionally you'll walk on there and
there'll be some work boats on the toilet set.

Speaker 2 (35:10):
At our workplace. Yes, there is one the accessible cubicle.
You will find the tread of a workboat imprinted on
the toilet seat from time to time.

Speaker 1 (35:20):
Yeah, can I just say that if you are going
to stand in that situational squad on the top, which
look I've got no problem with with workboots, wouldn't you
lift all of the bits up so they lift the
seat up because you don't need the seat.

Speaker 2 (35:35):
I've thought about this quite a bit. I don't know
what position they're getting themselves into it. All I know
is it's a position I can't get myself into. A
Now the text heres set a Mail fifty five, no
banana for scale, sitting back in all day m stand
as need to stay clear of the low hanging fruits.
So that is a sixth standard.

Speaker 1 (35:54):
Well, surely if you're standing though, the low hanging fruit
working with gravity would come back towards the yep.

Speaker 2 (36:02):
Potentially another one here at Mail fifty one. I actually
do both. I sit to wipe, then finish with a stand.
I'm a mail but have three elder sisters. We'll finished
with a stand.

Speaker 1 (36:11):
Lots of detail there.

Speaker 2 (36:12):
Mail thirty five sit mail sit and have to keep
it sealed as possible. But also not criminally insane. Thank
you for pointing that out. Why does it take two
wipes to know you need no wipes, but only one
wipe to know you need thirty wipes? A mail setter? Okay,
so we have had scrolling back. The screen can hold
one hundred texts. I would say we've had about one

(36:34):
hundred and we've had six standards there, so six percent
of the Hidarky Breakfast audience stand to.

Speaker 3 (36:41):
Wipe Jerry and Mini the Hidarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (36:46):
Weirdly enough, something amazing happened to me yesterday and I
was in a bottle store it and I thought, I'll
buy a bottle of wine. This is post seven chart
last night and go back up to my hotel room
because we've got this balcony that overlooks the whole of
the Dunedin Harbor beautiful and of course you get the
long twilights here inteed, and I thought this would be
nice and so some of the team can come back
and have a glass of wine. So I went into

(37:08):
the bottles store and I was having a look around
in the in the wine section, and this young nan
came up to me and he said, ah, Jeremy Wells
and I said, you can, mate. How are you going?
And he goes Caleb and I said, good o Caleb,
and he said, I'm I'm a big fan. And I said, ah,
oh that's nice. Thanks for saying that. And he said,
I've been listening and watching things that you've been doing

(37:29):
for ages, and you brought me a lot of joy.
And I said, oh, well, you've brought me a lot
of joy by saying that to me. And then I thought,
well that's that will probably be the end of that.
And and then he said, oh, all nice to me,
and then he walked off. And then and then he
came back and he said, I'd like to I'd like
to do something for you. And I said, this guy
would have been in his I'm going to say twenties,

(37:51):
like twenty five maybe right, And I said, oh, there's
no need to do anything. Don't worry, it's I'm it's
a it's good that you've watched and listened. That's that's
more than an.

Speaker 2 (38:00):
Also, don't worry about Jerry gets paid, right, you know?

Speaker 1 (38:02):
Well, I mean it could have it could have been
an act of some I don't know, but anyway, yeah,
I know. But anyway he then said he goes, I'd
like to can I can I buy you? Can I
buy you your your drinks? And I said, oh, well no,
I said, there's no need to there's no need to
do that. He said that. I said to him that

(38:23):
would that would be no, there's no need to do that.
I think I'd feel uncomfortable with that. And he goes, no,
please please, He goes, I just it would really make
it would make me feel good to do. He goes,
it would be rude of you not to accept my generosity.

Speaker 2 (38:38):
It's a Southern hospitality, Jerry, You're going to turn around
and throw it back in his face.

Speaker 1 (38:43):
And I said, look, I understand that that's you know,
that's your position. But I would feel bad. You know,
you're twenty five. I would feel bad.

Speaker 2 (38:52):
Yeah, taking by yourself a bottle of wine.

Speaker 1 (38:55):
Yeah. And then he insisted and and so I said,
he said please, And so I said, okay, if yeah,
if that's so, got myself a six pack of Export
Ultra and and this young man, Caleb pay for it.

(39:17):
And I was like, what he didn't want anything? Yeah?
He like didn't want anything, didn't want a photo.

Speaker 2 (39:24):
I mean, great rack, great random act of kindness. Yeah,
they're from Caleb.

Speaker 1 (39:31):
I mean, how nice is that?

Speaker 2 (39:33):
Yeah, I mean just completely random, Yeah, I mean lovely
of him. But didn't you have the company credit card anyway,
so you weren't paying for that either way?

Speaker 1 (39:43):
Yeah. But so if Caleb, if you're listening, good on
your Caleb. I think I suspect great things. Well I
hope great things happened to him anyway.

Speaker 2 (39:51):
Yeah, I do too. And if anyone out there knows
Caleb and you see him this weekend, shout him a drink, yes,
because Jerry won't.

Speaker 1 (40:00):
I could.

Speaker 3 (40:01):
Jerry and Miniah the Darchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (40:05):
The Hiderchy Breakfast Mastermind.

Speaker 2 (40:07):
Yesterday's Mastermind topic was songs about the weather, but Brent
the tattoo artist from Wellington couldn't take away the prize.
So today we've got two hundred dollars to give away
at jack Pot's fifty huck every day we don't ever
win it. And since Jerry was gifted a satanic looking
painting called Capitulation yesterday, today's Mastermind topic is Capitulations.

Speaker 1 (40:28):
It's in the studio with me at the moment, keeps
steering back at me on the line. Sam the Builder
from Warnica Morning Sam good morning. How's he go good?
Used to live in a tiny house?

Speaker 2 (40:38):
Yes, that's right?

Speaker 1 (40:39):
How tiny? Was the tiny house smaller.

Speaker 6 (40:42):
Than most smaller than most tiny houses?

Speaker 1 (40:44):
In fact?

Speaker 2 (40:45):
Did you maybe like yeah?

Speaker 1 (40:46):
Fifteen?

Speaker 2 (40:47):
So did I think?

Speaker 1 (40:48):
Did you?

Speaker 2 (40:48):
Did you build it?

Speaker 3 (40:50):
No?

Speaker 1 (40:50):
I didn't.

Speaker 6 (40:50):
I was just renting it.

Speaker 2 (40:52):
You're a builder from Wanicah. Do you know Jared Graham?

Speaker 6 (40:56):
Jared Graham?

Speaker 2 (40:58):
Neither do I. And let's keep it there. Presume you
understand how this works. Sam forty five seconds. Will ask
you five questions, get free right to win the prize
if you're going to pass past quickly. If we stuff
it up, you win. Although there's been an amendment to
the Justice for Tony clause we've got to have a
point on the board. First, you can't you can't be

(41:18):
on a duck egg and then all of a sudden
sing yeah you get out. You could have a crack okay,
and I shood all right? Should we get into it?

Speaker 1 (41:26):
Yep? Here's your first question. Who was bowled out for
thirty six in a Test match at the Adelaide Oval
and twenty twenty Brenda McCallum, No, who came back from
eight to one down to beat Team New Zealand at
the twenty thirteen America's Cup Oracle Correct who scored thirty

(41:47):
three unanswered points to beat the All Blacks in the
nineteen ninety nine Rugby World Cup semi final so Africa
No Who was the only NBA team to lose a
finals series after taking a three to one lead Golden
State worries. Correct. Two teams have beaten the New Zealand

(42:07):
Warriors by sixty points. Name one of them, Melvin.

Speaker 2 (42:15):
He's great work, Sam, great work, Jesus. So the one
you didn't get was for France? Is that right? Thirty
three on a number one year as well? And also
number one, which I just realized this has worded a
little bit confusingly. Who was bold out for thirty six?
Implies that it was a person, So you're right to
go with a man's name, but we're actually looking for India.

(42:39):
I was actually about to invoke the justice for Tony clause,
but I just wanted to see how you'd go.

Speaker 1 (42:43):
And blood a strange fact that it seems strange And
what will happen now as Ruder executive producer, will go
back to number one and he'll write what team here?

Speaker 3 (42:53):
He is?

Speaker 1 (42:54):
Now? Well?

Speaker 2 (42:56):
I originally went were today.

Speaker 4 (42:58):
I originally went with which team was bowled out? And
I was like, I've got to trim a couple of
words here and there, and that's what's really throwing it
to But glad you wont saim really good.

Speaker 2 (43:06):
To pull the listener behind the Curt Rudder is the
king of the retrospective spell check. He'll go back through
the dock and correct anything that was miswritten. Even after
the show's finished. It'll never be read again anyway, it's
important to me.

Speaker 5 (43:20):
Man.

Speaker 2 (43:20):
Sam doesn't give a shit about any of that. He's
just one two hundred bucks. Congratulations, so well, thank you,
Jerry and Midnight the Huriarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (43:31):
Working Round a way to make lit barely stip in time.

Speaker 4 (43:38):
It's still waking out the work.

Speaker 7 (43:40):
And they just mom your breakfecial gets them ut to
drive you to work on.

Speaker 1 (43:52):
Work long with the Hidarckey Breakfast, Tuesday, the eighteenth of
November twenty twenty five. Our show is brought to you
by Bunning Straight and I see later on the show
Bunnings Load You Up Competition. We've got a whole lot
of Bunnings vouchers to give away and this prize here,
which I'm not going to tell you what it is,
but I can tell you how much it's worth. Nine
hundred and forty nine dollars. That's quite a price, that is.

Speaker 3 (44:15):
Damn.

Speaker 1 (44:16):
Yeah, we're just giving away two hundred bucks, and later
on we'll give away something with just under a one thousand.

Speaker 2 (44:21):
Hours of comparison. I actually don't know what it is,
so I'm trying to think of what it might be.
Yesterday we gave her the leaf blow, which I could
have done with after my neighbor blew all of his
leaf clippings over into my yard.

Speaker 1 (44:30):
Yeah, what's the update on that? What have you done
with those leaf clippings now?

Speaker 2 (44:33):
They're still sitting on I'll give you the update. I
got bloody blame for it yesterday from the neighbour or Jeff.
Jeff gets some she goes, what's all this stuff in
the yard. There's like a bunch of leaves and a
bloody a cider bottle cap and all this stuff in there.
I was like, well, it's the bloody neighbor. He's leaf
blowd it all through underneath the fence into our yard.

(44:55):
And she thought, oh jeez, I think I thought there's
something going on. It turns out they've moved out. So
that was the final hurrah. Oh yeah, so I got
I got no recourse. Now I can't blow it all
back into the ear yard. I'll just have to sabotage
the open home. I guess.

Speaker 1 (45:09):
So did your fiance Jeff believe you? Yes?

Speaker 2 (45:13):
Should should? She knows I don't drink side effects.

Speaker 1 (45:15):
Okay, so the wedding's still on. Cool enough. Lame claims
to fame up.

Speaker 3 (45:21):
There, Jerry and the night the Hodarcky Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (45:25):
It's a lame claim to fame.

Speaker 2 (45:27):
Tuesday, that's right. Let's go straight to the lines where
we find Andy on a Tuesday morning. Good morning, Andy,
what's your lame claim to fame?

Speaker 1 (45:35):
Good morning? My mate's dead.

Speaker 6 (45:38):
Actually it's not my claim.

Speaker 1 (45:39):
But he's always talking about how he won the trailer
beck in competition in.

Speaker 2 (45:45):
Oh powerful that Where was it just.

Speaker 3 (45:49):
At a work competition?

Speaker 1 (45:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (45:52):
That's good. That is nice and lame? What did he
win for it?

Speaker 1 (45:55):
Do you know?

Speaker 6 (45:56):
I think it's breaking right there?

Speaker 1 (45:57):
He was?

Speaker 6 (45:58):
Yeah, he's always talking about.

Speaker 2 (46:00):
Certainly certainly got his money's worth out of the bragging rights.
If he's still going on about almost thirty years later, yeah,
he's right back.

Speaker 1 (46:10):
It's a great skill. Let's be honest. I mean, I'm
not sure whether that's that lame to be fair, I mean,
anybody that can back a trailer proficiently and especially and
that's not just proficientally, that's that's competition. It's competitively. It's
a competitive trailer back under immense amounts of pressure. I mentioned, No,
that is powerful stuff. Texts three on three four A three.

Speaker 2 (46:28):
By the way, if you if you said the text
in last week and we didn't read it, feel free
to bang that one in there again. There's just so
many we can't get to all of them. This one here,
I had my picture on the front page of the
Ashburton Guardian the day I was born as I won
the Plunket competition for first baby being born on Mother's Day.

Speaker 1 (46:43):
Wow. I wonder if they're featured on the front page
of the Ashburton Guardian since.

Speaker 2 (46:47):
No, I would imagine not. Otherwise they probably would have
said that one. Okay, this one here, you're going to
need a flow chart for Jerry. But but but we'll
get there. Let me get a pin, get a pin,
get a pin. Right, this one it's gonna it's going
to land pretty close to you here. My nephew's wife's mum.

Speaker 1 (47:06):
Nephews so brother's son's wife, yep, mum, okay, yep.

Speaker 2 (47:13):
As the partner of Wendy Petree's dad. Oh shoot, holy crap,
that's that's a true story. That's from Max. My nephew's
wife's mum is the partner of Wendy Petree's dad's mum.

Speaker 1 (47:31):
Pet's partner's dad. Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (47:33):
While you're figuring that out, someone sits through and said,
someone's going to come in with the lame claim about
buying Jerry's drinks soon. Jacob was Caleb Jacob Dixon. I
wore a golf glove Michael Campbell was wearing when he
won the two thousand and five US Open. Hold on, Well, yeah,
that's impressive before it was auctioned off at our local
surf club.

Speaker 1 (47:54):
Okay, that is powerful.

Speaker 2 (47:57):
Someone else said, male sit wipe from the front. Oh sorry,
that's a that's different thing.

Speaker 1 (48:03):
I always wondered with the golf club lot, obviously with
with cricket gloves. How often do cricketers change their clubs
is a question we need to ask a cricket and
next time we talk to them like I.

Speaker 2 (48:12):
Watched Darrel Mitchell Swapper's Gloves about three times on Sunday.

Speaker 1 (48:16):
Well, I wonder though, whether he gets a certain amount
of peers per year and then he wants to swap
them out so that he doesn't use up one peer
too much.

Speaker 2 (48:23):
It's also he's a very sweety man's other thing it's
a very different golf and cricket. We'll go back to
the lines. Good morning, Hazel. What's your lame claim to fame?

Speaker 5 (48:33):
So back in my bad old single days, I've spent
a lot of time on this app called quizz Up.

Speaker 1 (48:38):
It was like a.

Speaker 5 (48:38):
General sort of knowledge, general trivia sort of app and
my special area is the Simpsons.

Speaker 4 (48:47):
Yes, so in April twenty nineteen I was the number
one in New Zealand for Simpson's general knowledge.

Speaker 2 (48:58):
Congratulations our Hazel. For how long did you hold the title?

Speaker 7 (49:04):
Well I got a boyfriend not long afterwards, so that
wasn't Simpsons.

Speaker 1 (49:10):
Did he know about the sympthing he knows about your
Simpsons title?

Speaker 5 (49:13):
Has everyone knows about the Simpsons award? There, it's it's
my lame claim to say.

Speaker 2 (49:19):
Yeah, well was it your opening line when you met him?
As well?

Speaker 1 (49:23):
Well, my fun fact is always I happen to know
the name of the crazy cat Lady, which is I
think eleanor Aby. Wow.

Speaker 5 (49:33):
Yeah, throwing the cats at people?

Speaker 2 (49:35):
Yeah, I guess how would anyone know that? You didn't
like that? You've got the name Rock.

Speaker 5 (49:41):
You guys don't know, do you?

Speaker 1 (49:42):
No? No, I know that character.

Speaker 2 (49:45):
There's quiz Up still an app? Can can you still
use quiz Up?

Speaker 1 (49:49):
No?

Speaker 5 (49:49):
I'm going to have to find out. I'll see if
I can resurrect and I'll bring you guys back and
let you know.

Speaker 2 (49:53):
Dust it off, Hazel, get your title back. Thanks very
much for the call. Give us a call eight hundred
hodak your text us three four eight. So lame claims
to fame continues.

Speaker 1 (50:01):
Nothing is lame enough, nothing is too lame, in fact,
the lame of the better thinking of lame. Here's the
stone Timber pilots on radio.

Speaker 3 (50:11):
Jerry and Mini the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (50:14):
We're in the middle of lame claims to fame. And
just before I read one out about someone making the
front page of the Ashburton Guardian for being the first
baby born on Mother's Day that year. And you said, Jerry,
I wonder if they ever made the front page again.
Follow up question, Yes I did. Ah one Ashburton young
Sportsperson of the Year eighteen years later be future Olympian

(50:35):
Hayden Rolston.

Speaker 1 (50:36):
Okay, well, hold on, that's another lame clit. That's there's
two in the same sort of vein there. Wow, We've
got a few replies on socials to our lame claims
to fame. This from Norg. I walked into Pugs after
taking a week at the end of No Cigar the
gig on Friday, No Cigars gig at the power Station

(50:56):
sold it. I actually went along to that gig too,
so I heard Pugs was there. I've got a couple
of messages from a friend who's in the band. Arthur
sent me some pictures of him and Pugs really living
it up large in the early hours of the morning.
Ah right, Yeah, here's a lame claim to fame from
Tupac Shiker. My lame claim to fame is that I

(51:18):
started at fullback over Jordan Ricky in an under fourteen
rugby tournament. Yep.

Speaker 2 (51:24):
Yeah, that's the kind of thing you hold on to forever.
And jeez, wovertide. Anyone who watches a Broncos game.

Speaker 1 (51:30):
With that person. My key piece, says sold Jason Statham
a snowboarding setup while working in London.

Speaker 2 (51:37):
Yeah that's good stuff.

Speaker 1 (51:38):
Now, musta said I used to have Conrad Smith's old trampoline.

Speaker 2 (51:42):
That's lightly heart buying a toaster off Chauffeur.

Speaker 1 (51:48):
Bryce says, I got boozed up on Lori Mayin's boat
was a thanks for fixing his car?

Speaker 2 (51:54):
Top bloke, what kind of boat does Lori Mayins? If
you're listening, Bryce, let us know it. Yeah, I wonder
where that was, I wondered, because he lives in Danneeda,
doesn't he Lorie? I don't know. I know Brus does.

Speaker 1 (52:08):
Jessper says Mania stole me and my mate's daries at
the Life podcast?

Speaker 2 (52:12):
Is that true that night? I don't remember that. I
don't remember the live podcast at all.

Speaker 1 (52:17):
Doesn't mean it's not true.

Speaker 2 (52:18):
No, it doesn't mean it's not true. We go to
the phones as well, Darwin, good morning. What's your lame
claim to fame? Have we got to there?

Speaker 1 (52:26):
Darwin? Darling?

Speaker 2 (52:29):
I think what's happened here is have we got a
butt dial?

Speaker 3 (52:35):
Or?

Speaker 2 (52:35):
Is this person's name not Darwin?

Speaker 7 (52:38):
Is it Owen?

Speaker 2 (52:39):
Yeah? See I afia I said to Ruder, how confident
are we that this person's name is Darwin? I said,
I'm at about thirty percent. Owen, good morning. What's your
lame claim to fame rather than being mislabeled on a
half ass breakfast show.

Speaker 7 (52:55):
Yeah, that sounds pretty lame. But my dad's I'll start
at the beginning. My dad was in the Navy in
the eighties. He was part of the Selvaich crew that
towed the Rainbow Warrior up to Terry Bay. Yeah, so
he's got a pair of pliers off the Rainbow Warrior
that he Oh, that's great. That's pretty pretty lame. And
I had them for a while and I used to
brag to people about them. But I've given them back

(53:17):
to there. Maybe I'll get them back again.

Speaker 1 (53:20):
So they are a working set of pliers, there they are.

Speaker 7 (53:23):
Yeah, Yeah, they didn't go rusty. They must have stayed dry.

Speaker 1 (53:27):
They're still on service as well.

Speaker 7 (53:28):
They're still plying, yep, yep, flying the trade.

Speaker 2 (53:30):
Any any like scratches or gougers in it from the
from the Olympic lines going off.

Speaker 7 (53:37):
That I've seen, No, I must have another look at them.

Speaker 1 (53:39):
You say that.

Speaker 2 (53:40):
No, that's that's a great lame claim to fame. Thanks
very much for the call there, Darwin. We go back
to the lines where I hesitate to use their first name,
but cats have we got Cat there?

Speaker 1 (53:51):
Hey, here you do, good morning.

Speaker 2 (53:52):
What's your lame claim to fame?

Speaker 1 (53:54):
Cat?

Speaker 5 (53:55):
About twenty years ago, I was down at a concert
like a New Year's Ago Donner Nelson beautiful, and there
was a big group of us there, and she held
we're playing the traditional New Year's gig. And the weirdest
guy that was when us I didn't really know him,
and he kept disappearing and coming back with alcohol like
bear champagne. And he did this several several times during

(54:17):
the night while she helped. We're playing, and then one
time he went and then never came back. And the
next morning we found out it was actually she had
the rider.

Speaker 1 (54:24):
That oh he was stealing the rider.

Speaker 7 (54:29):
Yep.

Speaker 5 (54:29):
Well I wasn't that. We were drinking it a.

Speaker 2 (54:32):
Powerful so he just found where it was stassed and
got into it.

Speaker 5 (54:35):
Yeah, I honestly have no idea how he was getting it,
but he something about getting in through the back of
the tent and just sneaking bottles out. I don't know,
but yeah, it was that's my little lame claims to fame.

Speaker 1 (54:47):
Yeah, your lamee claim to fame. I guess Kat is
that you're an accessory to a crime that involves stealing
she heads rider.

Speaker 7 (54:55):
Wow, there you go.

Speaker 1 (54:56):
You can go to jail for that, Kit. Be careful.
Thanks for your call.

Speaker 2 (55:00):
I've got a similar lame claim to fame. I did
the same thing to Drax Projects years ago. They were
playing a gig in Wellington at San fran and I
stole their rider. My flatmate was playing with.

Speaker 3 (55:09):
Them, Jerry in the night they breakfast.

Speaker 2 (55:13):
We've got a million texts coming through. I'm desperately trying
to wade through them for lame claims to fame. Today
for a Tuesday morning, a text through from Kerrie Mumford.
My wife Libby Mumfort is the current and longest reigning
Kiwi Pong champ. Cheers Kirie, congratulations to there is a
skill to it. It's not complete luck.

Speaker 1 (55:33):
No, and that Kii Pong Championships coming up so nextly
sponsored by Radio Hattocke, isn't it ten thousand and.

Speaker 2 (55:40):
Three dollars SAX biggest prize ever? It is next Saturday.
Man Keezy the mayor Barstard are playing in it now,
so watch out, Libby Mumford. We're coming for the title
text through three for it through will mop up a
couple of these if we could. Speaking of Pugs, we
just read out one someone that bumped into Pugs in
the bathrooms. Speaking of Pugs, him and I honed a

(56:02):
vape together in the moshpit at Synthhony a couple of
months back. Cheers Steff Pugs.

Speaker 1 (56:07):
I'll tell you what for a producer of the Big Show.

Speaker 2 (56:09):
That man gets around will he's a night hour, isn't
he Yeah?

Speaker 1 (56:12):
Because he's one half of the DJ Jewey duo the
Yummy Boys, Isn't he Yeah? He is?

Speaker 2 (56:17):
And actually, to that end, Joe Jury and I wanted
to start up our own DJ crew that would come
on after them, and we would be called the Yucky Boys.
And so the Yummy Boys come on and we never
get Hey, did everyone enjoy the Yummy Boys? If I
had a good time? No, who's ready for the Yucky Boys?

Speaker 1 (56:34):
And maybe before the Yummy Boys come on, me and
Ruder could perform a duo as the Mummy Boys.

Speaker 2 (56:41):
On a related note to Pugs honing a vape in
the moshped at Synthony Jason's texident. I let the notorious
pants man bum My vape after his got confiscated at
the Darts a couple of months.

Speaker 1 (56:51):
My god, there's a lot of nicotine based claims the
fame going on this morning.

Speaker 2 (56:56):
Yeah. I don't know how many more we can get.
The text machine is updating so quickly that just as
you go to read one, the next one takes over.
It's the bottomless well this one, yeah it is.

Speaker 1 (57:09):
So.

Speaker 2 (57:10):
There was one about someone swimming in the Finn family pool,
not Finn Caddy, the nil Fin Sam Fin sathanam tim Fin.
So yeah, sorry, we couldn't get through all those, but
again put a pin in them. We'll circle back to
next Tuesday and run it backup the flagpole.

Speaker 3 (57:27):
Jerry and the hold Iarkey Breakfast. Jerry and Night for
the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (57:35):
We know you get a heap of jobs on the goes.
We want to help you load up with everything you
need to get the job done. Listen out for your
que to call for a chance to win Keen listeners
among you may have just heard it. Then We've got
two fifty dollars Bunnings gift cards and one massive prize
which we haven't said what it is, but I've just seen.
Let's go to the phone lines, phone line number one. Sonya,

(57:55):
good morning, How are you good? Thank you mate? You're
in crush. You you work in the trades.

Speaker 5 (58:02):
Uh, yeah, I do kind of work in the trades.

Speaker 2 (58:04):
Yes, trade adjacent. You'll be no stranger to Bunnings.

Speaker 5 (58:07):
Then, oh, no stranger to Bunnings love Bunnings.

Speaker 2 (58:09):
Well, congratulations, you've won yourself a fifty dollars Bunnings gift card.

Speaker 5 (58:12):
Oh my god, Marry fucking Christmas.

Speaker 2 (58:16):
I just want to remind everyone Sony said that and not.

Speaker 5 (58:19):
To get in and I've voiced the boys in the
background and yeah, they're behind me.

Speaker 3 (58:23):
So that's awesome.

Speaker 7 (58:24):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 2 (58:25):
Don't you share a cent of that with them? Congratulations
on it.

Speaker 5 (58:28):
Oh, they'll have to get on their knees for that one,
don't worry.

Speaker 1 (58:30):
Good stuff a spicy I'm freezing.

Speaker 2 (58:37):
I'm I'm doing my best to just walk past that.

Speaker 1 (58:40):
Cool.

Speaker 2 (58:41):
Other time, we got Jess and Danna. Good morning, Jess,
good morning. Are you working a kitchen? Yes? How's the
kitchen gun this morning? You're not in the oh no,
I started two o'clock beute. Well before you've even started
work today, you've already made yourself fifty dollars. You've got
a fifty dollars Bunnings gift card. Congratulations, Jess saying thank
you so much. Online. Three we go to Kerrie Kerry,

(59:05):
you're an Auckland Good morning, Carrie, how are you going?

Speaker 1 (59:07):
One?

Speaker 7 (59:08):
And modern, Hey boys.

Speaker 2 (59:09):
You're a you're a landscaper, sure I am, Jeez, Cary,
I'll tell you I was going to say, either we're
overrepresented in landscapers, which I do think is true, but
also landscapers want to get in the drawer for these
Bunnings prizes, don't they Jerry?

Speaker 1 (59:22):
Ah? And man, this one, I'll tell you what, Garry,
this one is an absolute beauty too.

Speaker 2 (59:26):
Kirie, you have won yourself this morning, the AEG Advanced
Brushless Motor Technology lawnmower the lawnmarket with nine hundred and
forty nine bucks. Six brushless motor Mate three in one design,
fifty litter catch bag, you got the money, fifty letters,
leaders Mate, fifty leaders mulch, plug side throw all that

(59:52):
stuff that's coming your way. Make congratulations. Oh that's bloody awesome.

Speaker 1 (59:56):
Jeerzo oh that's a pleasure Carrier. And the other thing
you'll be excited about is as a landscape here is
that new deck geometry achieves lower cutting heights, so you
can you can get right down low and get all
the way down to the soil. Yeah, bolding green coming up, mate.

Speaker 2 (01:00:12):
Yeah carry Actually could you come around and do my
boom next month?

Speaker 5 (01:00:16):
Yeah easy mate, I've got a brand new law.

Speaker 2 (01:00:18):
Map, brilliant, good stuff. Carrie. Thanks very much for the
call and enjoy that Mum made another chance for Bunnings
to load you up again tomorrow Jerry and midnight.

Speaker 3 (01:00:27):
The hold Ikey breakfast.

Speaker 1 (01:00:29):
So I'd just like you guys to wish me a
little bit of luck because I'm heading back up north
from Dunedin in a couple of hours on an ATR.
Firstly up to cross Church and it's an EIGHTR ATR.
The that's the plane, the in New Zealand plane. It's
got the it's got the two seats on each side,
but but goes back quite long with the with the
wing over the top. Yeah right, you know the ATR.

(01:00:51):
It's kind of one down from the from the airbus
A three to twenty. It's it's got the props. It's
got I never look at the.

Speaker 2 (01:01:01):
Either. The only ones I noticed is that thing that
the pencil case that flies into Timorrow. That's the only
time I even noticed what played them on I reckon.

Speaker 1 (01:01:09):
It's I think it's one up from a pencil case.
I think that's a Q three hundred or something. I
think this is the one that's slightly slightly bigger. But anyway,
there's some gale force ones.

Speaker 2 (01:01:19):
Yeah, you're worried about this flight you've been talking about.
You actually were talking about this flight last week before
you even went down there.

Speaker 1 (01:01:26):
Look, I unfortunately I know whether I mean the good
thing is that taking off out of Dinner. I know
landing in Dneedon can be problematic. I mean, my mum
was on a flight about two months ago that got
diverted back to Aukland because of cross ones.

Speaker 2 (01:01:41):
Surely christ Church, surely you wouldn't go all the way
back to Auckland.

Speaker 1 (01:01:44):
That's a weird thing. No, they went all because it's
cheaper for them to go back. Otherwise they have to
house people in christ Church. So nowadays they have carrying
a fuel so they can get back to their destination
of origin origin destination.

Speaker 2 (01:01:56):
I'd be the state of origin. I would be so
annoyed in that situation. Just give me a parachute. I'll
land in the dairy farm next door.

Speaker 1 (01:02:05):
You're back in the day, you know, when you'd be
going Aukland to Queenstown. Sometimes. I mean I've had one
a couple of times. It hasn't been able to land
because across ones and they flow you down for carglin
and then they bust you up from a Nicago. They
don't do that anymore. Nah, too expensive. So I'm traveling
on this atr with the Satan painting I've got given
by my old artistry teacher yesterday congratulation. I got given

(01:02:27):
up by the people at the gallery. Actually, and when
they gave it to me, these conservative people at the gallery,
they were like, the comment that the guy made was
with the glasses. This kind of quite old guy. He's like,
it's not very similar to his other works.

Speaker 2 (01:02:41):
It it's a departure.

Speaker 1 (01:02:43):
No, it's a major departure.

Speaker 2 (01:02:44):
It's a major departure from his other work. It's for
people who have just tuned in. This is a painting
given to Jerry that pictures a man in like a
trench coat with a hood over his head, two eye
holes cutting that. There's a man behind him in blue
breeches and suspenders, no shirt, a bloodstained bludgeon with which
he seems to be striking a demon. We'll try and

(01:03:05):
get a photo up of that on the old sosh Med.

Speaker 1 (01:03:07):
Yeah, it's a clown like demon down on the right
hand corner.

Speaker 4 (01:03:10):
Oh you know, I hadn't noticed that.

Speaker 1 (01:03:12):
Like, I'm not sure whether it's going to be a
famous work in time, and I'm not quite sure. I
think about putting it up in the kids room just
above their bed. Jesus so some terrible Nightmas. But anyway,
I've got to I've got to carry this satantic painting
with me. It's called Capitulation that's written on the back,
and I'm like, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not. I

(01:03:36):
don't know. If if it wasn't so cheap, i'd actually
get it sent up, but it costs heap.

Speaker 2 (01:03:42):
Nah, take that thing on there. Don't worry about the
bad juju.

Speaker 1 (01:03:47):
I wanted to.

Speaker 2 (01:03:48):
So you are for anyone who's just joined the show
that you are down to Dunedin. You have taken the
show the seven sharp on the road. You guys did
the show from from Forsyth Bar Stadium last night and
in the last segment I was watching it with the
sound off. My missus was making dinner and well listen
to a bit of music. And so I asked to

(01:04:10):
get the audio for that last segment because you turned
around and kicked the rugby ball and I was like,
I need to hear what the sound low? We're back
and checked it. There was no sound. You guys came
back on here and the sound wasn't on TV and
Z what have it?

Speaker 1 (01:04:23):
Some kind of technical issue. Actually, we're having technical issues
with sound all afternoon. And then it came good. I
reckon twenty minutes before we were on here, thank god.

Speaker 2 (01:04:33):
And then it went bad again right at the end
of seven thirty sharp.

Speaker 1 (01:04:37):
This thing's happened.

Speaker 2 (01:04:38):
Well, you guys, hitshit roll you guys, you guys finished
and you took the opportunity, being at full Soyth Bar
Stadium on the field to turn around and punt a ball.
I thought, just.

Speaker 1 (01:04:53):
Show my skills, just show my rugby skills a showcase. Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:04:58):
I thought initially you were going to turn around and
try and slough to drop it. But there were no
posts on the field. No I would have seen the
posts were there, so you went for the midfield, Gary Owen.

Speaker 1 (01:05:08):
I just wanted to put foot to ball, and I
was wearing a dress shoe, a leather soled dress shoe,
which and one of that it's a long dress shoe.
You know how a lot of those dressoes now they
have a lot of a lot of room in the toe,
which actually you don't want a lot of room in
the toe when you're kicking a rugby ball.

Speaker 2 (01:05:27):
Well, you should be kicking off the knuckle of the
foot anyway, so the toae shouldn't really.

Speaker 1 (01:05:31):
Did you lucky to get bloody foot on ball? To
be honest?

Speaker 2 (01:05:35):
After watching that, well, first of all, how would you
rate your effort?

Speaker 1 (01:05:40):
Well, I can tell you something because I've got arthritis
in my right knee. I can tell you that this
morning I've woken up with a massively swollen knee from
I reckon. They made me. They made me rehearse it
about three or four times. So overall I kicked the
ball five times, and the kick that you saw live
on television was probably the third worst of all of

(01:06:03):
the kicks that I did out of the five.

Speaker 2 (01:06:05):
So fatigue starting to sit in at that point.

Speaker 1 (01:06:07):
It was saw by that stage my knee and I've
woken up this morning with him with us welled up. Yeah, massively.

Speaker 2 (01:06:13):
This was going to be my first question when I
saw that happen last night. I was like, I want
to know this morning from Jeremy Wells is his hamstring
still attached? Because it was one of the stiffest kicks
I've ever seen. I mean, you got foot to ball.

Speaker 1 (01:06:26):
I wouldn't.

Speaker 2 (01:06:26):
It wasn't a huge garyer and bony, bony stretch.

Speaker 1 (01:06:30):
I think the angle as well of the drone didn't
really do it any favors. I think it was quite
a sort of the drone was quite a high angle.
You if you went down low it would at least
seem a little bit higher. I mean it was.

Speaker 2 (01:06:40):
It was embarrassing and then and again we'll get this
up on the sash med so you can judge for yourself.
But the worst part is I think you kicked your
coverage a little bit because you had to go and
field it, and that old man's nappied you for about
thirty seconds as you as you waddled as you wanted
to get it. No cut away that they didn't cut away,

(01:07:01):
and you just walked for ages, text fro on three
for a three Jerry has gout. Oh it's an analysis.

Speaker 1 (01:07:07):
That's one thing. That's actually one thing I don't have.
I'm not Jason Hoyt. I don't have build up of
uric acid.

Speaker 2 (01:07:13):
Not even after fifteen hand sandwiches over the Christmas period, neither. Well,
try and get that footage out. Don't get the footage already,
get the footage connection to the eating dropped out. I
don't know what the tix through on three four eight three.

(01:07:33):
Is it going to be worth jumping into the podcast today?
I got to put on, so I just want to see.
I guess you'll have to churn in to find out.

Speaker 1 (01:07:39):
Yeah, if you didn't know, if you're listening to the
radio show and you didn't know that we do a podcast,
we do. And if you're listening to this as a
podcast later on a recorded podcast, if you didn't know
we did a radio show with it, just text nor
piss out three for eight three find out. Hey, you
can listen.

Speaker 2 (01:07:55):
We losing Jarrety Breakfast with Bunnies, trade racing, this moveing
but to support men's health