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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
The whole act you break for show. Bunnings Trade is

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raising funds this November to support men's health Firday.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
You will fine, Becky, that go, Cherry, Cherry.

Speaker 3 (00:21):
I thought you were pitch shifting a lot of these
people that were sending in stuff to us ruder and
by the iHeartRadio app and a bad way.

Speaker 4 (00:29):
Okay, I get what you're saying.

Speaker 3 (00:30):
So not that guy.

Speaker 5 (00:31):
You've hung up your boots on pitch shifting. Now, well,
I just get I've said it before. I look at
it as a wonderful charaoke, you know. And sometimes you
have magnificent singers and sometimes you get an a for effort.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
Well, it's also hard when you're recording those because you're
not listening to the songs, so you know, you just
you just find your natural key. Yes, and sometimes that's
just simply too far away from ruder to pitch suft.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
Software doesn't.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
It's only so powerful, you know, what I mean, is
not quite there yet, but we'll get there.

Speaker 3 (01:02):
Chef to notes and that's about it. Welcome along to
the Hardache Breakfast. It's Wednesday, the nineteenth of November twenty
twenty five. Tolls his birthday. Happy Birthday, Tulsi, my partner.
I see you've brought a prison in to give her that. Yeah, capitulation.
I've brought capitulation into the studio. That's fright. I've got

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a good story about it, going on the plane yesterday.

Speaker 6 (01:29):
Jerry and the Night the Darchy Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
It's nice to be back in the studio. It's great
to have it's great to have you back in the studio.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
But you have brought a foul evil into the studio
with you, in the form of this painting you were
gifted yesterday.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
I'll have you call it by its proper name, thanks
very much. Capitulation. Capitulation is its name. It says it
on the back.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
Look we have So this is a painting Jerry got,
yesaiday's it oil on canvas, oil on canvas. It is
of a oh dear right, no way.

Speaker 4 (02:00):
It's written on the back, Jerry is frightening.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
It is written in almost like a times New Roman
font with a paintbrush. No, that's on Hessian sack, not canvas,
stretched on Hessian.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
Stretched on Hessian it is.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
It depicts a man in a trench coat and boots
and bridges with a white hood over his head. It
is not pointy, but it's also not not pointy, if
you know what I mean. There is a man in
the middle ground who is in blue bridges and work boots.
He looks like a rail union worker with no shirt on.
He has a bloody bludgeon in his hand and he

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is raising it about to hit a demonic humanoid figure
who is below him, potentially on their knees. It looks
like some sort of demon. They are in a wooded forest.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
Have I summed that up.

Speaker 4 (02:50):
A minute?

Speaker 3 (02:51):
Beautiful description of that capitulation.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
I just want everyone else they have exactly what I'm
looking at in their head. We'll whack it up on
the old instea if you want to have.

Speaker 3 (02:59):
A so capitulation painted by my old art history teacher, yes,
who is now in his very late eighties and down
in dementia wood down in Dunedin, a very a good
friend of mine and a well known New Zealand painter. Yes,
but he paints hyper realist, almost Mexican realism, like if

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you know Mexican realism from the nineteen thirties. It's very colorful.
Hyper real landscapes is what he normally paints. In the
white shadow and a really great painter, like a renowned painter. Year,
but it seems when I went around to his house
about a year ago, maybe two years ago, to see him,

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and he pulled this painting out and said, I want
you to have a look at this paint now, just
this is something I do with my friend recently, and
pulled this out and started talking about it. And then
when I asked him about the bits and the painting
and started talking about the boots and the hands and stuff,
he said, no, I painted seem that the friend didn't exist. Yeah. Yeah,
And yesterday or the day before, when I picked it

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up from the art gallery that he exhibits at and
that his landscapes are in, Yes, giant beautiful landscapes, the
guy took me into the back room to deliver me
capitulation this painting here, which was set aside for me personally.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
Yes, and to get this thing out of my shop.

Speaker 3 (04:21):
And he handed it to me and went and his
line was certainly departure from from his regular work. And
I was like, it really, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
Yeah, it's I don't know, I was saying yesterday, this
really feels like the start of a horror movie.

Speaker 3 (04:38):
Well, I was concerned to take it on the plane,
especially considering the crazy weather that was around yesterday flying.
And there were certain moments when I was on that
ATR between Dunedin and Kross Church and it was moving
in very unusual ways. Yes, and I thought, and I
had capitulation with me in the in the in the
in the what was in the seat next to you? Well, yeah,

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the bit over bar, overhead locker and the overhead locker.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
Yeah, and didn't one of the flight attendants try and
perform an exorcism on it.

Speaker 3 (05:05):
Well. The funny thing was then when I was on
the second flight and the flight attendant and I was
waiting around for ages because the door wouldn't open properly when.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
We were ive because the plane knew you were about
to bring an ento tea on board.

Speaker 3 (05:16):
And she said, oh, what's in there? And I said, oh,
funny you ask, And so I pulled it out and
she went oh oh, and I said, yeah, it's an interesting.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
She was picturing like a photo of your daughter graduating
university or something.

Speaker 3 (05:32):
I thought it was a certificate. Yeah, yeah, I was like, no,
it's a certificate to hell, that is what it is.
A gatelader hell. So I thought i'd bring it in
the studio anyway, So here it does. I thought we'll
put it up on the wall. Oh look, love it.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
You won't be putting that on the wall. I oregon
to take that back home with you.

Speaker 3 (05:47):
Well, where am I going to put it on the
kid's bedroom?

Speaker 1 (05:49):
Well, I reckon, just I reckon front door, no hallway,
opposite where your bedroom door walks out. So every night,
every morning when you get up, you're confronted by it.

Speaker 4 (06:00):
You mentioned before, Jerry, it's Tulsey's birthday today. Did you
show that to her yesterday? Maybe it was an early
birthday present? What were her thoughts?

Speaker 3 (06:08):
She was quite keen for it to leave the house
and throw off the scene. Have you given her birthday present? Yes, okay,
I have. You'll have to tell us what that is
later on. It's besides, she's asleep, so it's beside the bed.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
Okay, Oh well, let's wait till she wakes up. Then
you can tell us what it was. Yeah, get that
painting out of here.

Speaker 3 (06:28):
It's going to face you capitulation, ladies, and I can't
face it.

Speaker 7 (06:32):
Jerry and Miniah The hold Ikey Breakfast, The history of
Yesterday Today tomorrow.

Speaker 8 (06:38):
No.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
Today is the nineteenth of November twenty twenty five, and
on this day, fifteen years ago was a Pike River
mine explosion. Twenty nine people died. The first explosion happened
at three forty four pm twenty nine and thirty one
men underground died immediately or soon afterwards from the blast
or because of toxic.

Speaker 3 (06:55):
Atmosphere that generated HANA.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
In eighteen sixty three, US President Abraham Lincoln delivers the
Giddisburg Address, one of the most famous speeches in history.
Happened at the dedication of the Soldiers National Cemetery in Giddysburg, Pennsylvania,
four months after the Battle of Giddeysburg.

Speaker 3 (07:10):
How many times can I say.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
Giddeisburg the bloodiest battle of the American Civil War with
only fifty thousand casualties. Speech was only around two minutes long,
two hundred and seventy words. The starting line four score
and seven years ago meant eighty seven years ago for
Indo seventeen seventy six.

Speaker 3 (07:24):
It's a good party trick, that one. If you can
recite the Giddeasburg Address for batim, Yeah, real good party trick.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
I've seen it where parties are just sort of starting
to die a little bit, and then someone recites the
Giddysburg address.

Speaker 3 (07:37):
Yeah, it's right up there with so bad.

Speaker 4 (07:39):
American school students used to have to recite it. They
had to learn it and full and then recite it.

Speaker 1 (07:43):
And that was just to keep parties alive. It's an
important thing to learn. One of the most famous lines,
the government of the People, by the people, for the people,
shall not perish from the earth, became a defining statement
of democratic and Republican ideals worldwide. Nineteen ninety due a
Milli Vanillia stripped of their Grammy Award after it has

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learned they did not sing on their award winning girl
You Know It's True album.

Speaker 3 (08:12):
So disappointing. I remember when this happened, this news. I
remember when it broke. It was literally on the news.
Was it Ai? What happened? No? Who sung?

Speaker 6 (08:20):
No?

Speaker 3 (08:20):
It was who was the singer? It was? It was
not Ai. There was no Ai in those days.

Speaker 1 (08:25):
Hugely popular duo of Rob Polatis Polattis and fab More
Van Jesus were officially stripped of their Best New Artist award.
This remains the only time in history Grammy was revoked
record producer Frank Farian, who's naming these guys.

Speaker 3 (08:39):
Frank Farian has also had a whole lot of other
massive hits.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
Frank Faryn liar is what he is had hired several
session vocalists to sing all the tracks. Rob and Fab
were chosen to be the faces of the group, but
they never sang a note on the studio recordings. During
a nineteen eighty nine MTV performance, the backing track got
stuck no oh no oh God, and so then they

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had to address at a press conference after the incident.

Speaker 3 (09:12):
Okay, let's not do it.

Speaker 9 (09:14):
Let's do it.

Speaker 3 (09:16):
About this myself. You know you guys want you want
you girl? You no, Misshue, I love you. I'm in
love with you girl, because my mind that you're the
one to think about most every time and when you practice,
smile and everything you do. So they clearly we're not

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singing on the on the Grammy Award winning album.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
We're surprised you to learn that. Rob Palata struggled with
addiction and legal troubles after the scandal and died in
nineteen ninety eight at the age of thirty two.

Speaker 3 (09:50):
Fab went on in the fall.

Speaker 1 (09:51):
He went on to build a modest solar career and
careers and remains active in the music and music today.
Why was he being so you just didn't? I mean
also modest? Is anything modest about having someone else sing
on your album?

Speaker 3 (10:07):
Is that how we'll be described? Later on? They went
on to build a modest radio.

Speaker 4 (10:10):
Caress radio, modest radio, roll, modest nothing roll with that.

Speaker 3 (10:15):
You take that over, just over pathetic, A humble, a
humble radio career.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
Yeah, that's all We're done here, uh Born on this
day actress Jodie Foster, best known for Silence of the
Lambs and Panic Room. She is sixty three today. Man,
Panic Room I won. When I was a kid, I
watched Panic Room by my I just popped up on
TV one day school holidays. I watched it and I
was like ten or something. I was like, this is
the most terrifying thing said in my life. Is this

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gonna happen to me? We don't have a Panic Room
that bloody pumping gas into that thing they lighted on.

Speaker 3 (10:47):
She knows how to find a terrifying film. I mean yeah,
I mean yes, Silence and the Lambs and It's day
the first time you watch it, about tense with the
with the with.

Speaker 1 (10:55):
The Goggles, also sharing a birthday and only one year
older Meg Ryan, known for when Harry met Sally sleepless
in Seattle and for looking kind of like Justin Marshall
back in the day. That is the history of Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow,
Summer for Wednesday, the nineteenth of November five Now.

Speaker 6 (11:12):
Jerry and the Night, the Holdarkey Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (11:15):
Latest sport headlines. A figging Caleb Clark is trying to
bring a sunny disposition to a gloomy All Blacks for
their final test of the year. Clark set out the
loss to England with a head knock, but it's available
to face Wales and Cardiff. Meanwhile, Fabian Holland's rookie All
Black season has been recognized by World Rugby. He's nominated
for Breakthrough Player of the Year.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
Haven't been paying enough attention to any other international teams,
but surely he wins that he's been tremendous, almost better
in the All Blacks Jersey than he has been in
Super Rugby.

Speaker 3 (11:45):
It's been that good. What's happened with Wales? I see
they're paying fifteen dollars in New Zealand or a dollar
one of a tear back backable.

Speaker 4 (11:51):
May they just speak Japan by one point last weekend
and they haven't won for eighteen months.

Speaker 3 (11:55):
Yeah, yeah, they haven't won for eighteen months Wales like
seven eight games or something like that. Fifteen bucks yeah wow.

Speaker 1 (12:05):
But the TB is gonna make a lot of money
on that this week. I think we're all down into
the dumps dejected about it, everyone except Caleb Clark apparently.
And then they're going to offer you fifteen bucks. DA
have a sniff at Wales. Wow, that's quite something. You'd
sprinkle a little long.

Speaker 3 (12:20):
Yeah. Otago's opening trio have posted centuries against Wellington at
the Basin Reserve on the opening DA have the plunket shield.
Cricket season Damn Jack Boyle reached one hundred and fifty six,
Jacob Cumming one hundred and thirteen and nineteen year old
debut urnt Tom Jones one hundred and nineteen is part
of four hundred and twenty eight for four. That is unusual.
Lockey Stackpole Top scored with one hundred and forty eight

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in Auckland's three ninety three for seven against Central To
six and Parmi and can it be a forty four
to one and replied to Northern six two thirty seven
and at Auura is.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
This headline from twenty twenty five? This sounds like it's
from eighteen to twenty five.

Speaker 3 (12:54):
This isn't all the names Jackie boy Boyle and Jacob coming.
It's got one hundred and thirteen. Tom Jones has got
one hundred and nine. He's part of four hundred and
twenty eight. For four you stack poles up scored one
hundred and forty eight. So Tom Jones, he's this nineteen
year old. Now I know of this Tom Jones. I've
heard of this Tom Jones.

Speaker 1 (13:09):
I think you might be confusing him with another time Joe,
Another time Joe.

Speaker 3 (13:12):
Well that's why I remember Tom Jones. Matt Heath's son
used to play against Tom Jones at school, right, and
I think he went to it not I think he
was a head boy at Auckland Grammar or something that.

Speaker 1 (13:22):
It was in the same team as Englebert Humper.

Speaker 3 (13:26):
I believe he's the grandson of Jeremy Coney, right, yeah, crazy?
And would you name.

Speaker 1 (13:34):
Your stain your son after a famous singer Tom Jones.

Speaker 3 (13:38):
Yeah, well that's a good name. It's a strong name
to cellible Tom Jones, good name for a working dog.
Eighty seven balls one hundred came off in the debut
first class game. I predict big things for Tom Jones
if you're tuning up to your first class debut at
betting at three at the Basement Reserve and your smash
one hundred or eighty seven balls.

Speaker 1 (13:57):
He's long day out for the Wellington Bowlers, sated four
consecutive tons.

Speaker 4 (14:02):
Imagine all the headlines if he actually does well though,
ah yah, help yourself to a ton. What's new, pussy Cat,
it's Tom Jones.

Speaker 3 (14:09):
And leak forward. Ali Cartour has been ruled out of
the next NRL season due to medical advice after suffering
several head knocks playing for Tonga and the Pacific Championships.
He's parted at hospital to rehabilitate it at home.

Speaker 1 (14:21):
That's good news that he's rehabilitating at home.

Speaker 3 (14:23):
But yeah, yeah, we all saw that. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (14:27):
I don't think anyone's too shocked that he's not playing.
Hopefully he can get back out there.

Speaker 3 (14:32):
Up next, a new study about teens and been drinking.
It'll blow your socks off.

Speaker 6 (14:38):
Jerry Andman Night the Hot Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (14:42):
We've got time for a quick Algo check. Gentlemen, this
hit my Algo this week. It is from nine News,
reputable news source over there in Australia. A new study
has revealed that teams who've been drink may earn more
money later in life.

Speaker 10 (14:54):
And you study has revealed teens who down lots of
alcohol could earn more money later in life than their
healthier counterparts. It comes from a sociologist in Norway who
argues communal drinking is a key social lubricant, setting them
up for success in a world surrounded by alcohol. But
health experts say success or not. Both heavy and light

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drinkers who scale back will live longer and lower their
risk of disease.

Speaker 3 (15:22):
That is interesting news and also the way that Australian
news reporters deliver the news one word at a time
is very very unusual.

Speaker 1 (15:35):
Trys me insane. Can you imagine pulling up to the
pub and someone talks to you that way?

Speaker 3 (15:40):
Deenom, where have you been? You seem to be approximately
fifteen minutes late?

Speaker 4 (15:47):
Did I just hear that again? Now that you've pointed
that out to me?

Speaker 10 (15:49):
And your study has revealed teens who down lots of
alcohol could earn more money later in life than their
healthier counterparts.

Speaker 3 (15:58):
It's a weird thing. They all do it strange candence.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
It's like there's a comma after every single word they say.

Speaker 3 (16:04):
They're trying to be super clear.

Speaker 1 (16:05):
I get that, yes, but we're they end up as
sounding like old school AI.

Speaker 3 (16:10):
It's the only country in the world where they do it.
They're still doing it.

Speaker 1 (16:13):
I feel like most countries were doing it at one point,
but they are the last ones. Yeah, it's noticeable when
you watch the news. Yeah, dude, it's real weird.

Speaker 3 (16:21):
So it turns out you want to be personed up
when you're young.

Speaker 1 (16:24):
This is an interesting thing. So it came out of
does she say, Sweden? One of those Nordic countries which
are always right at the top of happiness, health and
life expectancy. But I feel like their research probably doesn't
translate to Australia because the way their teenagers are drinking

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was the way Australian teenagers are drinking. Two very different situations.

Speaker 3 (16:50):
Okay, because it does matter what country of origin the
business drink has come from.

Speaker 1 (16:54):
One that has to surely, because when you go over to.

Speaker 3 (16:57):
America, they're like, oh my god, we had a night
last night we had three beers. Oh yeah, I'd consider
that a night in which I hadn't drunk. Yeah. Well,
I think the same thing in Japan. I mean, in Japan,
they've got an interesting attitude to bin drinking. It's like
it's very much accepted.

Speaker 1 (17:15):
Yeah, in fact, helpefully eather and no one talks about
it the next day. Well, it's a big.

Speaker 3 (17:20):
Part of corporate culture where you go out with your
boss and the boss shouts the drinks. Yeah, but you
can't leave until the boss leaves, Like that's the rule.
You are not allowed to leave. So even if you're
completely hammered under the table, and in Japan it's okay
to be hammered under the table, they'll just keep you
on the street. They'll after they look after you, people
will help you up. But the idea is that you've

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just got to you just got to keep going. And
then if you do go to sleep, because you've got
to get miles back to your to your apartment or whatever,
you go to sleep in your desk. Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 1 (17:47):
Glane runs a very Japanese approach to his management style.
He does texta on three four three, I had alcohol
poisoning as a team.

Speaker 3 (17:53):
Why am I not a billionaire? Stick with it. That's good,
that's good question. Stick with it. Yeah, you keep going,
You'll get there. Yeah, there you go. Okay, I'm going
to be passing on this snows and this information of
my children. Get a little of gin back on to
your teenagers.

Speaker 6 (18:08):
Jerry and Min the hod Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (18:10):
So this Friday we're drawing who is playing with as
versus the Big Show for the Hoda Ki Swingers Club.
It's all thanks to and in support of November.

Speaker 1 (18:19):
Yes, and earlier on this week were saying, look, it's
up to you. You can enter and you can peck
to play for us. We could peck to play for
the Big Show. It's entirely up to you and it
just comes down to whether.

Speaker 3 (18:30):
You want to win or not. And if you want
to win, you go on our tip.

Speaker 1 (18:32):
Now this is this is only because we're I think
we'd like to consider ourselves a pretty scientific based show.
All we can all we can, you know, make our
base our decisions off, base our opinions off. Is the fact,
and the fact is we obliterated the Big Show at
Golf at the start of the year, they said, oh

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you guys, cheat, so we want to play against you.
We'll have Mogi following you around just counting score or
something because we reckon you. Guys are chiefs were like
pick up a clubby coward.

Speaker 3 (19:03):
He wanted to count whatever. So all we can go
off is we can go off as the fact.

Speaker 1 (19:11):
So I know we said something about that the other day,
and I think they heard their feelings.

Speaker 4 (19:15):
A couple a couple of things came up they wanted
to address and let us know about it. How many
people actually entering the contest want to play with us
versus the Big Show? And what happens for the winner?
Is there a prize on the line. Last time the
Big Show lost, they had to do Breakfast and Drive
on the same day.

Speaker 3 (19:30):
This is their reply. Here we go.

Speaker 11 (19:32):
Olmnias talks a big game and he's the most shocking
golfer of all of us.

Speaker 12 (19:38):
Last time, I think you made the mistake when earlier
this year it was a Big Show versus Breakfast, the
two of you played against Jerry and Mania, and my
feeling was that you should have added your total scores
together on each team then you would know who the
real winner was, but instead it was some other things.
And I think Mania is worse than Jerry is good,
if you know what I mean. So I think the
two of you will sit around about the same score.

(20:00):
Give will take. Jerry will have a good score, but Man,
I will have a shocking score.

Speaker 11 (20:04):
But here's the interesting thing. They threw the gauntlet down
and said, I'd be very interested in the numbers of
people that want to, you know, play with the Big Show.
And I believe we have the numbers, fellers.

Speaker 3 (20:13):
We do have the numbers. Numbers. This will split this.

Speaker 12 (20:16):
Seventy percent of injuries wanted to be on team Big Show, right,
So I guess shove that up you, Yeah, I guess.
My question is how are the winners chosen here? Because
if this is what's going to happen and we're putting
the show on the line again, I don't know if
I want.

Speaker 3 (20:32):
I don't know if I want to put us doing
the Breakfast Show or vice versa.

Speaker 11 (20:35):
If we lose a wins, what bring it?

Speaker 12 (20:39):
I say, bring it on as well, but add the
scores together, but just you guys and leave the other
fellows out of it.

Speaker 3 (20:46):
Okay, Well, if you want to add the scores together.

Speaker 1 (20:49):
I actually think that would have ended up much worse.

Speaker 3 (20:51):
For them.

Speaker 1 (20:53):
Because we were tied through five holes and then we
beat them by four in the next four holes, So.

Speaker 3 (20:59):
That actually seemed to indicate we were a lot playing
a lot better than as Minogue's attitude to it, which
is quite which is reasonably bolshie.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
Yeah, and from man I've never seen with a golf
club in his hand, and.

Speaker 3 (21:15):
Which is also equally as bulshie for a guy who
can't even walk eighteen holes, Yes, and then and then keys.
He's like, I don't think.

Speaker 2 (21:24):
He knows.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
We do need to pick some sort of We do
need to pick some sort of prize or punishment.

Speaker 3 (21:31):
I think not having to do this show please those
other guys seem so confident.

Speaker 1 (21:36):
What about Hidak He donates the entire show's wage for
that day to November and that that team, the losing team,
doesn't get paid and their wage, instead of going to them,
goes to Novimber.

Speaker 3 (21:47):
I love it. I'm right, I'm right into that. There
we go. We'll put that out there. Paying any money
will be fine. Whatever the prize is. I'm fine with it.
A year of them doing our show, no worries.

Speaker 7 (22:08):
Jerry and Midnight, The hold Archy Breakfast Jerry and Midnight,
The hold Arkey Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (22:15):
Amazing fun this moment, But to support men's health. Yeah,
that's right.

Speaker 1 (22:19):
There's going to be a lot of glorious mustaches adorning
your favorite men's faces around the country at the moment.
Some dudes suit a mustache more than others. I think
a lot of people find out out at this time
of year.

Speaker 3 (22:31):
Have you considered whipping off the beard, part of your
beard and I and just revealing the mustache, letting it
lie nude.

Speaker 1 (22:37):
Yes, I have, and I've done this. I did this
a few years ago for Keezy the Mayor Bastard Staggedo
where everyone went dressed as Keezy, so everyone grew a
mustache and I shaved a mustache. And now I for
anyone who hasn't doesn't know, we do a radio show,
We'll still do a podcast. We will sill do a
social social media channels Instagram, Facebook. You may have seen

(22:58):
my face before. I've got a beard. That is, any
man that has a beard, it's for one of two reasons.
Either he has no chin, yes, or he has too
mini chins.

Speaker 3 (23:07):
I'm the latter, Okay, Can I add a third in there? Yes?
Acney Ah, Yes, acne scars.

Speaker 1 (23:13):
Yeah, honestly, a beard, it's half of your face covered up.
You are immediately half as ugly as you were before
by crying a beard.

Speaker 3 (23:21):
I think that's why a lot of people do.

Speaker 13 (23:23):
Look.

Speaker 1 (23:23):
I think some people suit beerds particularly. Yeah, I think
you do well. I don't have a choice. If I
shaved this morning, I'd have a beard by this afternoon.

Speaker 3 (23:30):
Anyway, when did you start shaving. Were you young when
you started shaving.

Speaker 1 (23:36):
Or yeah, like first year of high school for sixon
year it was only like the mustache and then.

Speaker 3 (23:41):
Like a little bit of sideburns, and then when it
happened and then it started to really kick off.

Speaker 1 (23:46):
Yeah, I knew dudes at school who were like full
stubble five o'clock shadow by like third fourth, fifth formula.

Speaker 3 (23:52):
Yeah, I had a friend like that. So very handy
when you want to go to a bottle store is
very They did very well, those.

Speaker 1 (23:57):
Guys, Oh the balding guy. And seventh form was like
get down to the bottle store and right like that too.
Yeah that's the only time it comes in handy. But
but so yes, So I say all that to say this.
The last time I shaved my beard off was for
Kezi the mayor bastard Stag and I went into the
bathroom and I shaved it off. When I walked out,

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my cat got such a fright that it ran out
of the house.

Speaker 3 (24:21):
And down the screen, like, who the hell is this guy?
What did you see underneath this? Uh? It was? It
was interesting.

Speaker 2 (24:27):
It was.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
It's funny because you get used to, you know, obviously,
seeing yourself with the beard, and it changes the outline
of your hit, and so then when you shave it off,
you're like, oh, it's changed. I felt like I looked
like mega mind right, But it's only because I'm used
to having a big, bushy beard on the on the
bottom side of my head.

Speaker 3 (24:42):
You like, what do you see? Boy? I didn't. I
didn't love it.

Speaker 13 (24:47):
I love it.

Speaker 3 (24:47):
I just heard. So we were talking before about about
facial hair and and what's acceptable and what's not accepted.

Speaker 1 (24:57):
Because as I shaved my beard off, as every man
does when he's got a bit of facial here, when
he's got a bit of a mustache, he starts shaving
it down. You go go tee and you go handle,
but all in the safety of your own bathroom. Some
of you may be tended to go Charlie Chaplin, and
so those people, I would say, do it fine, Maybe
show you partner a little bit of a joke.

Speaker 3 (25:18):
Don't take a photo of it.

Speaker 1 (25:20):
Certainly don't send it to Joe Jury because he's got
a photo of acc here g Lane Rocket and Charlie Chaplin.

Speaker 3 (25:27):
I like the feet you're calling it a Charlie Chaplin
really fallen out of fashion.

Speaker 1 (25:30):
Since then, you'll only really see it on African warlords
the day.

Speaker 3 (25:35):
You don't really see it too often. There's the other.
There's the other weird mustache style where you shave from
the top of the nose down and you leave just
a very thin line along the top. Flip the pencil.
You know that one?

Speaker 1 (25:48):
Yes, I know the pencil and some weird one. That
one it's a power move.

Speaker 3 (25:51):
Yeah, is that to try and make your lips look larger?
Or what is that one? Because generally facial hero is
to do something. Isn't it, as you said, to hide
of a chin.

Speaker 1 (26:00):
It's a declaration yeah on your face. Yeah, I don't
know what you're saying there. I think I think that's
sort of like nineties R and B.

Speaker 3 (26:06):
Yeah, Craig David, maybe, Yeah, I don't know. I mean
because the moke can hide a large nose, because it
can it look like it's not sticking out quite so much.

Speaker 1 (26:14):
Yes, it can. I feel like it can also accentuate
a large nose. Some people really said, take three on
three four A three is a soul patch?

Speaker 3 (26:23):
Still acceptable? Oh? What the soul patch is the little
bit under the bottom lip, isn't it? Yes, it's the
fred Durst from Olympbiscuit. Just the roll and roll and rollin.
Tell me what you're gonna do now.

Speaker 1 (26:37):
I feel like whenever I see a man in twenty
twenty five still rocking the soul patch. I know at
some point in the nineties early two thousands he lived
in England, I feel like it was a real big,
big thing in England.

Speaker 3 (26:51):
Well, hold on, executive producer here Ruder. He was rocking
a soul patch. He was a big soul patch.

Speaker 4 (26:57):
Now, there's no way it was actually my brother Jarre.
It was definitely not me. I was not a fan
of this band, for.

Speaker 3 (27:03):
Instance, and then SA.

Speaker 4 (27:07):
And I would never ever have rocked a soul patch
otherwise known as a mingus by my group of friends,
a mingus.

Speaker 3 (27:14):
Are you saying these allegations are not true that you
rocked a mingus? M see silenced there three four three?
Have you ever rocked a mingus? Have you got goatee
with the goatee sitting at the moment with.

Speaker 1 (27:27):
The full David Brink What what facial hair configurations are
still kosher? Is what we're getting at Jerry.

Speaker 6 (27:35):
And Minny the Htarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (27:38):
We're talking about facial hair. What is okay? What's not okay?
We've already been over the Charlie Chapman. Yeah, that's Charlie Chaplin. Sorry,
that's a difficult one. You want to only probably rock
that in the safety of your own bathroom.

Speaker 1 (27:53):
Yeah, and don't take photos of it. We did have
someone text through a three four as three. They had
a hone on a chaplain and took a photo of it.
I would encourage to delete that picture.

Speaker 3 (28:01):
There's not a lot of people that are running the
fred Durst the soul patch anymore. That's the little bit
of hair underneath the bottom lip. I think the worst
ones are the really wide ones. I think just a
little thin one looks a lot better than the really wide.

Speaker 1 (28:16):
Now that's the flavorsaver, isn't it.

Speaker 3 (28:18):
The wider ones flavorsaver. I'm looking here though, at the
origin of the soul patch, and apparently at gain popularity
through jazz musicians in the forties and fifties, where some
claiming the hair provided comfort for their instruments. It became
a symbol for betecks, and I saw a comeback in
the grungy era of the nineteen nineties.

Speaker 1 (28:37):
Also when they got the bloody woodwind instruments in their mouth.
The soul patch provides a little bit of insulation against that.

Speaker 3 (28:43):
That does make sense, That does make a lot.

Speaker 1 (28:44):
And then everyone else is like, oh, that's a cool look.

Speaker 3 (28:46):
Yeah, here's Barry. Who's on the line? Morning Barry? How
are you boys?

Speaker 14 (28:51):
How are you good?

Speaker 3 (28:52):
Barry? What kind of facial hair are you running?

Speaker 14 (28:55):
Run with? Goateee or simple?

Speaker 3 (28:59):
Well?

Speaker 14 (28:59):
Long time twenty years okay?

Speaker 3 (29:02):
And in terms of the shape of that go tee,
is it a full here from the top of your
lap all the way to the nose or are you
shaping it and thinning it through the top.

Speaker 14 (29:14):
She goes on in the nose, it comes down and
it's pretty much a point just under the chin.

Speaker 3 (29:19):
Okay? How long are we talking off the chin? A
couple of inches.

Speaker 14 (29:22):
No, I keep it pretty. I keep it pretty tighty.

Speaker 1 (29:25):
Now, this is a question I've always wanted to ask
a man with a goatee. How do you make sure
that you get the sides to the right thing? Like
do you have a cup that you put over your mouth?

Speaker 3 (29:33):
Or how do you I don't know what?

Speaker 1 (29:35):
Well, just how do you make because it always looks
like they've nailed the lines? So how do you know
where to stop shaving?

Speaker 2 (29:40):
So I'm bored?

Speaker 14 (29:42):
So when I jump in the shower, I start at
the top of my head and work my waist through.
I just run the thumbs down the some and the
swinger down each side of from the from the nose
straight down.

Speaker 3 (29:58):
Oh with the shaving ground. Yeah, I see what you've done. Yeah,
I'm doing it now. That kind of makes sense. And Barry,
do you ever get rid of the go to you?
You always keep it on.

Speaker 14 (30:08):
In the last probably twenty five years, I shaved it.
I was going to a fancy dress dress uncle Festa.

Speaker 8 (30:18):
So you can see that look by shadow on what?

Speaker 3 (30:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (30:22):
And yeah?

Speaker 14 (30:23):
Shaved it off of my dake For the evening, wandered
around the venue for thirty minutes looking for me and
walk past me twice.

Speaker 3 (30:33):
Kept it ever since. Get stuff the mat. Appreciate that,
Mary Clairtexter on three four o three as well.

Speaker 1 (30:40):
My husband rocks a beard now mid forties, which grew
from starting his own trading business. We're in our twenties,
and found out that the other business partners took him
more seriously, thinking he was older than he looked without it.

Speaker 3 (30:51):
There we go.

Speaker 1 (30:51):
Now, on the odd occasion he's removed at weddings, et cetera,
our daughter freaks out and tells.

Speaker 3 (30:55):
Him to never get rid of it again. I think
there's a lot of research out there that says that
people do have more credibility when they have a beard.

Speaker 1 (31:02):
I do know the times in my life when I've
had a mustache and I've walked past another man with
a mustache.

Speaker 3 (31:08):
There's a look, there's a nod. There's a nod that
men with mustaches give each other. I miss it. Question
here on three for three, is anyone still running some
mutton chops?

Speaker 10 (31:17):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (31:18):
Eight hundred hedeki I E one hundred and four to
seven five. Anyone going with the look like the eighteenth
century you're at the Battle of Trafalga. Is a Midshipman.

Speaker 7 (31:26):
Anyone's still chopping a bit of Mutton, Jerry and Mini
the Hodikey Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (31:31):
You would have seen them around most years. Twelve fit
firefighters from stations across the country on a mission of
a different sort. The twenty twenty six Kiwi Firefighters Calendar
is out and it's raising funds for MOVEM. And one
of the guys behind the calendar joins us in the
studio now Bevan James. Welcome along, mister July. Mister July,

(31:55):
and I'm told the producer of the calendar.

Speaker 15 (31:58):
Yeah, mate, that's that's the only way I managed to
sneaking to this year's one. Being the producer, you've got
to have some perks. So thanks for having me along
this morning. It's great to be here on the mighty Hodaki,
So thank you very much for having me along.

Speaker 3 (32:11):
That's a pleasure to be of it. And I'm just looking,
so do you want to be? I mean you probably
want to be on the front cover first and foremost,
but then as the next best place to be, would
you rather be? Would you rather be January.

Speaker 15 (32:23):
July or December? Yeah, that's a good question, I guess. Yeah,
everyone wants to be on the cover. But yeah, you know,
even myself being the producer, I was never you know,
that's that's too long a bow.

Speaker 2 (32:34):
To the.

Speaker 3 (32:36):
Drawing. So I was never going to put myself on
the front there.

Speaker 15 (32:40):
But I think, you know, at the end of the day,
you take anywhere in there, it's you know, it's all.
It's all for a good cause. And and obviously it
comes with all the banter. You know, we all take
the pass out of each other and our colleagues, you know,
they dine out on it.

Speaker 1 (32:55):
But I bet they, yeah, I bet they potentially a
stupid question, but we did the did you come from this?

Speaker 3 (33:01):
Yes?

Speaker 15 (33:02):
So yeah, I'm actually X FI fighter now. I left
beginning of twenty twenty, just before COVID actually, so some
people call me the Oracle, but yeah, I left in
part due to some issues I was having with my
own mental mental health, struggling a little bit. They're just
kind of snuck up on me. Actually, I think just

(33:24):
the culbination of a lot of the incidents we attend
unfortunately involves a lot of traumatic stuff. So when I
joined the job, I was pretty sort of numb to
it all, I guess you could say, and thought I
was bulletproof. But then that all kind of changed once
we had children. I started to look at things differently

(33:44):
and then found that was affecting my own sort of
mental well being. So that was probably the catalyst for
me actually leaving the job. But I was actually sitting
back watching TV one night and a news reporter came
on and said, oh, it's such a shame that you know,
the original format of the Firefighter calendar is no longer.

(34:05):
So yeah, A little light bulb went off in my
head and I thought, ah, yeah.

Speaker 13 (34:10):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (34:10):
Well, the fact of the matter is bevin that we
all love to have a little perv if we're honest,
we're honest, we all like that something for the mums. Yeah,
sometimes there's something for the dead.

Speaker 2 (34:22):
Well.

Speaker 1 (34:22):
As soon as Zoe brought them in for us to
look through, Benjeri and I both went quite down. It
took Zoe a while to bring them into the cdo
them for a second, Man, there are some phenomenal roots,
I feel like. So obviously there's a lot of guys
that live at the at the station. I guess do
they just sit around working out all day? How are
these guys in such good nick?

Speaker 15 (34:42):
That's one of the one of the real good perks
of being in the job. Most most gyms are kitted
out with a gym. Sorry, most stations are kitted out
with a gym, so you get in a lot of
time during your shift to go in and stay in shape,
basically because obviously you need to be physically able to
do the job. So yeah, I mean that that's one

(35:03):
of the massive benefits to being on station. You're basically
on station, you know, fourteen hour night shifts and ten
hour day shifts, and you it's kind of like your
home away from home. So do you get that time
to jump in the gym. I probably used to spend
more time in the.

Speaker 3 (35:18):
Lounge and I did in the gym, but you can
take out of it. I've just flicked through the julyne
You're looking pretty.

Speaker 1 (35:25):
Good, count he said, What was the was the leader
like for because I presume there was like one day
where there was a photo shoot.

Speaker 3 (35:31):
What was what was the what was the prep like?
The lead in time?

Speaker 15 (35:34):
Yeah, so yeah, we're quite new to the scene. Is
that this is our fair year. But we've quickly discovered
that you want to give the boys, you know, a
decent amount of time to.

Speaker 3 (35:44):
Get ready for this absolutely. Yeah, yeah, give them every chance.

Speaker 15 (35:47):
That so we sort of give the boys about sort
of five six months if we can. Yeah, obviously it
takes takes a while to get to that.

Speaker 3 (35:55):
And I want to know, Bitvin, like, how do you
how do you choose? How do you choose the twelve
guys that and miss out?

Speaker 1 (36:04):
Some of them picked themselves, Jared seriously over the years,
because I remember when when this first started, and look,
there were some pretty good.

Speaker 3 (36:14):
Ricks, and I mean there were good recks, but I'm
looking at the rigs nowadays and it's like, these guys
could all be undimodels as impressive. These are impressive rags. Yeah,
but how do you choose who misses out? And is
there anyone who gets upset if they miss out?

Speaker 15 (36:29):
Yeah, that's a tough question because you know, obviously as
we're sort of growing there, we're getting a lot more
interest from from guys wanting to be in it, and
there's you know, unfortunately there's only twelve twelve months in
the year, so you can't you can't say yes to everybody,
and it's really hard to say no to anyone. But
the initial screening, I pass all the email applications straight
to my wife and she does the initial screening.

Speaker 3 (36:54):
She hates it. That's awesome.

Speaker 15 (36:59):
Yeah, so she's he gets the initial say and then
and then from there they kind of get part. We've
got an expert panel of cougars. Cougars take a look
from there.

Speaker 3 (37:10):
That's yeah.

Speaker 1 (37:12):
It's the perfect stocking stuff. I coming up for secret
Sander gifts.

Speaker 3 (37:17):
Things like that.

Speaker 1 (37:17):
Something for your mum, your auntie, your uncle, your hard case, grandma,
your work mates, your friends. You can get them at
Kiwi Firefighters calendar dot coded in z and Paper Plus
stores about twenty five bucks. Perfect perfect stocking stuff, isn't it.

Speaker 3 (37:29):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 15 (37:30):
You know, you know, small amount to pay, you know,
to support such a great cause November. You know, particularly
in the men's health space. You know, there's some serious
issues at the moment. So you know, if we can
raise some awareness around those issues and hopefully a bit
of funding along the way, then that's a win win.
So you get down to your local Paper Plus or
jump on our website.

Speaker 3 (37:51):
Vin James, mister July, thank you so much for coming
and it's been a great pleasure.

Speaker 6 (37:56):
Jerry and Midnight the hold I Key Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (38:00):
How to keep breakfast Mastermind.

Speaker 1 (38:02):
Yesterday's Mastermind topic is sitting in the corner of the
studio steering at me.

Speaker 3 (38:06):
It was capitulations.

Speaker 1 (38:07):
If you want to have a look at the painting
that Jerry's just brought back from the needed, it's up
on the Instagram page. And Sam the builder from Wanaka,
who used to live in a tiny home that he
did not build, took home two hundred dollars so we're
back to fifty dollars today. And since we were just
talking about the twenty twenty six Kiwi Firefighters calendar, today's
Mastermind topic is fire.

Speaker 3 (38:26):
Brad from Marterton. Welcome to the show an auto glazier. Rick,
Are you on the norvous?

Speaker 8 (38:36):
I'm on nervous?

Speaker 3 (38:37):
Yeah, yeah, go on sing it?

Speaker 2 (38:42):
No what song?

Speaker 13 (38:44):
I know about the song that I know what it is?

Speaker 1 (38:46):
Asked the showret fair enough, I hear you are batman
on the news one.

Speaker 3 (38:50):
How did that happen?

Speaker 13 (38:51):
I had a burger on my property. It thinks you
a neighborhood and then so I waited for him one
night and then sure enough he came down the road
and onto my property. And then I just kissed them
off and bashed him a few times in a base Ben,
it's got quite famous.

Speaker 3 (39:04):
How did that go in court for you? Brad?

Speaker 8 (39:07):
Oh?

Speaker 13 (39:08):
No, there was no court or anything. I was just
then sending a property.

Speaker 3 (39:11):
Oh you're allowed to do that, are you?

Speaker 8 (39:13):
I was that time?

Speaker 3 (39:15):
Were you wearing a Batman costume? No?

Speaker 13 (39:17):
But I've got one ready for next time.

Speaker 3 (39:20):
All right, Brad, you're gonna have forty five seconds. We're
gonna ask you five questions. You're gonna get three correct
to win the prize. You can pass it anytime. We'll
come back to those questions if we do have time.
If you're going to pass past quickly passively, stuff it up, Brad,
you win?

Speaker 8 (39:33):
Yeah? Please?

Speaker 3 (39:34):
Question number one, Brad. Topic today is fire? On which
album would you find Bruce Springsteen's song I'm On Fire?
Hu Vangelis wrote the theme tune for which nineteen eighty
one historical sports drama film which Northland Company claims they

(39:55):
have New Zealand's finest chili sauce U My Fame Has
Fire took place in September sixteen sixty six. What Cinnamon
Whiskey as the tagline tastes like Heaven, burns like Hell?

Speaker 8 (40:10):
Bible?

Speaker 3 (40:11):
Correct? On which album would you find Bruce Springsteen song
I'm on correct. Vangelius wrote the theme tune for Which,
nineteen eighty one historical sports drama film.

Speaker 16 (40:23):
Just like that, You've done it, well done, bread, congratulations,
good on you.

Speaker 3 (40:34):
If you're going to pass, pass quickly.

Speaker 1 (40:36):
He passed quickly and came back around.

Speaker 4 (40:39):
I thought I was.

Speaker 3 (40:41):
Good on you, because sometimes you hear it the second
time and you're clear to go.

Speaker 1 (40:45):
Second time came around. He was waiting for us in
his batman suit.

Speaker 3 (40:47):
Bread. Yeah, bread for masters and the master class and
how to do the master mind. Good on you. Awesome, thanks,
that's good on your bread.

Speaker 1 (40:59):
On you get the fifth. I think you can do
better than Brad. Make sure you give us a call tomorrow.
Another fifty bucks up for grips.

Speaker 6 (41:05):
Jerry and the Night the Hoarcky Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (41:08):
So the eighth Hot Spring Spars T twenty Black Clash
in association with Wolfbrooks taking place at the Bay Oval
on January seventeenth. I think it's the annual game between
Team Cricket and Team Rugby. You'll know about it. I'm
sure Team Cricket was already looking pretty stacked. I've got
to say this, ye ridiculous. You got your Vitries, you
got your Salvi's, you got your Wagner's. Good luck facing

(41:32):
him bowling short with balls at your head. You got
your Marshalls. I was going to say your Marshals, but
actually just one one of them, just Hamish Mells. You
got your Carl Melson. Of course, you've got the Komodo Dragon,
Nathan McCallum. But this morning they have announced appearing for
the first time the Black Clash Jesse Ryder, and he

(41:54):
joins us on the phone from Hawk's Bay. Now, Jesse,
how are you going?

Speaker 2 (41:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (41:59):
Good, guys, good. This is very exciting for me personally,
and I think I speak for a lot of New
Zealand cricket fans here, do you see. I have always
been a huge fan of yours and for me to
be able to see you play live again in New
Zealand will be a great pleasure. Have you been playing
much in the last wee while?

Speaker 8 (42:17):
I'm sort of going back and forth from India playman
retired leagues at the moment, but there's been a fewish
payment issues this year, so hopefully getting that all sort
of at the moment. But yeah, I haven't played too much,
but still swinging the bed a little bit.

Speaker 1 (42:34):
This team, the Team Cricket going up against Team Rugby.
I mean, obviously it's a cricket game, so you would
favorite Team Cricket in general. But Dan Vatory, Tim Sowley,
Neil Wagner, Hamish Marshall, Kyle Mills, Nathan McCallum, and you
and Rudy just said it before off here, this looks
like our team from about ten years ago.

Speaker 8 (42:51):
Yeah, that will be a good catch up with the
LEDs again. It looks like a pretty awesome event, so
I'm pretty excited to be a part of it in January.

Speaker 3 (43:00):
Do you see The thing is I don't know how
Team Rugby. Karen Reid's playing, Michael Hausse's there, Reuben Love,
Joey Wheeler, Andy Ls, Jason Spice. I mean there's some
tough units in that Team Rugby. But Neil Wagner only
retired last year, and I don't know how those guys
are with Yeah, with a short ball just constantly under

(43:20):
the armpit. How do you reckon they're going to enjoy it.
I hope Neil Wagner bowls short.

Speaker 8 (43:25):
I think that's all Neil bowls. I remember facing him
a few years beck and it was just fizzing past
my head all day. So did I say to the
front of half.

Speaker 1 (43:39):
Did I see somewhere You've been playing a bit of
indoor cricket lately.

Speaker 8 (43:42):
I've head this year off and or just as I
was away quite a bit. But yeah, I've been playing
a lot of indoor over the last few years. It's
always been one of my favorite sports as well.

Speaker 3 (43:52):
Jesse. When you're when you're batting and you arrive at
the crease, where do you want the ball? Like, where
are you hoping that the bar of bowls the ball?

Speaker 8 (44:01):
Oh? Just a little nice half side off to get going, really.

Speaker 3 (44:06):
Just something you can lean on, just.

Speaker 8 (44:08):
Something to get off the mark. But I've just got
a clear mind when I'm out there. Sometimes I don't
even realize here's a crowd out there. When I was dadding, I.

Speaker 3 (44:16):
Think you've got one of the best eyes in the game.
I remember tending to Dan Vatory about it and he
said to me that nobody he ever played with in
the New Zealand team ever timed the ball as well
as you do. And I'm sure that timing is just
something either you have or you don't have. And so
will you be having nets going into this game or
will you just go out and just bat.

Speaker 8 (44:37):
I'll probably just go out and bat. I might have
a little hit before I go up to Twonga, but yeah,
just a bit of fun. I think those a little trip.

Speaker 3 (44:48):
Well, do you see. We're looking forward very much to
the Hot Spring Spars T twenty Black Clash and association
with Wilbrook at Bayoval and Total on a Saturday, January seventeen.
Look forward to seeing your play and thanks so much
for talking to this morning. Always great to chat.

Speaker 7 (45:02):
Hello, Worries, Jerry and Midnight The Hodlucky Breakfast, the.

Speaker 3 (45:12):
Game where we name five well known people and you
have to tell us whether they did or alive. It
was devised by veteran TVNZI camera operator Dave Pierce. On
the line, we've got Tom, who's from Hamilton. Morning Tom,
Welcome to the show Moday. Tom. You own an indoor playground?

Speaker 13 (45:30):
Yeah yeah, Ninjavelli's the place to be in the day,
last to day.

Speaker 3 (45:34):
Is it for yourself or is it actually a place
where kids go.

Speaker 6 (45:38):
No, it's actually a place where kids go.

Speaker 14 (45:40):
But I don't mind playing THEMSLF.

Speaker 8 (45:42):
It's good fun.

Speaker 3 (45:43):
Ninja Velly. Do you people ever turned up with nunchucks.

Speaker 14 (45:47):
No, they don't turn up with numchucks, just for their
whole ninja attitude and just going nats and out ninjavets.

Speaker 3 (45:57):
What towns the ninjavision.

Speaker 13 (46:00):
We've got, We've got it in Hamilton and won in
christ Church. To watch the space, you have.

Speaker 1 (46:06):
To get us along. You'll have to get us a
long time. You're going up against someone from christ Church, Mike.
Good morning, Mike. You work for the government. Does that
go all the way to the top?

Speaker 13 (46:15):
Good morning, gentlemen.

Speaker 14 (46:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (46:17):
I couldn't really tell you exactly what I do. I
have to tell.

Speaker 3 (46:20):
You just one question for you. Was nine to eleven
an inside job?

Speaker 13 (46:26):
Uh, somebody inside the plane.

Speaker 3 (46:29):
Yeah, that's a good point, okay, Mike, confirming that. Can
you test your buzzer please, Mike. There we are, Tom.
We didn't get Tom to test this buzzer time. Could
you test your buzzer? It's your name, Tom? Really good,
that's coming in a loud and clear all right, Tom
versus government, Mike. Let's start with the first person best

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known for his role, Sam Malone and cheers Ted dance
and did her alive?

Speaker 2 (46:58):
Tom?

Speaker 3 (47:00):
I'll go with Mike. Mike alive, He's alike, Yeah, he
is his seventy seven would be right.

Speaker 1 (47:06):
That is just checking the scores, calculating, calculating, calculating Mike's.

Speaker 3 (47:10):
On one person number two. Actress one of the original
Charlie's Angel stars, Faara Force. Did her alive, Mike, Mike,
Mike Ferforce think, I don't think she's still alive. Tom Fairforce,
it is yes, Tom right, yes, points on the board

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for Tom at one point on the board, Tom on one,
mic on one, best known for managing Manchester United from
eighty six to twenty fifteen. Sir Alex Ferguson, Tom loud
and clear. Tom alive, he is, he has three.

Speaker 1 (47:53):
Tom is now on two. Mike, you're on one game
point for Tom.

Speaker 3 (47:57):
Are You're a bit nervous, Mike, I'm very nervous. Yeah,
the adrenaline with all those secrets as well that you
know about the government, I'd be nervous too. Oh, this
will be right up. You're Allly Mike, politician, revolutionary, former
leader of coober for del Castro. Mike, you got in

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their first He is dead. He is dead. He died
in twenty sixteen at nineteen I like saying. I think
at the end off he was alive for a long time.
You guys tried to kill him. Mike for ages, exploding,
bloody cigars and all sorts of nonsense. Okay, it all

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comes down to this last person, sudden dead. Who's going
to take it out? Tom or Mike actor from movies
like Twins, Batman Returns, Danny DeVito? Did her alive?

Speaker 2 (48:52):
Mike?

Speaker 3 (48:53):
Tom, Mike came in first. What a guest alive? Yeah,
he's only one this week and Mike's taking it out.
But it was a bloody good effort from Tom.

Speaker 13 (49:06):
Well done, Tom, thanks mate, sas Mike, well done, thank you,
thank you very much.

Speaker 3 (49:13):
There it is. Congratulations Mike. You won one hundred bucks
and you ether dead or a life champion.

Speaker 7 (49:18):
Jerry and Mania The hold Ikey Breakfast. Jerry and Mini
The hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (49:25):
So Push Pusher reforming for a whole bunch of shows,
full shows around New Zealand next year early next year.

Speaker 1 (49:32):
Back to back to back to back. They're going the
bender approach to the tour.

Speaker 3 (49:36):
Yeah. I think it's the way it has to be done.
I think it's the best way, certainly with me, old mate,
the Old Have. I think that's how he'll he'll do
well in that situation. That's right.

Speaker 1 (49:44):
And alongside the Old Have a resurfacing with Push Push
comes reviews of the Old Have and Newsboys show from
back in the day.

Speaker 3 (49:52):
Yeah. Well, I reached out to the Old Have and said,
because it was an article in the paper about him
last week, and I said, this is a good article.
This person who the article totally got you, because they did.
They went out and they interviewed him and he was
out in the park somewhere, any kid, he was saying
all this other funny stuff that was going on, and
she wrote the quotes of what he was saying that
was going on, which is totally what it's like to
hang out with them. Yea. You know, his brain's all

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over the place, but it's great, it's entertaining. And so
then he sent me after that a piece of journalism
from nineteen ninety eighty.

Speaker 1 (50:26):
And I it's a review of the TV show from
back in nineteen ninety eight. I would like to read
it for you this morning.

Speaker 3 (50:32):
Yeah. It's someone who let's just say, it's the opposite
of the herald story about the Old Haam.

Speaker 1 (50:38):
And the headline reads colossal blunder to leave Heavoc flotsam
on earways.

Speaker 3 (50:43):
This is from nineteen ninety eight by Dave Mahoney. I
believe the Sunday Star Times.

Speaker 1 (50:48):
When TV and ZID decided to scuttle the unprofitable MTV channel,
it made an era of gargantuine proportion.

Speaker 3 (50:54):
Gargantuan It kept.

Speaker 1 (50:56):
The locally made show Heavoc fronted by a couple of
ego driven halfwords Mikey Havoc and quote unquote Newsboy. The
only good thing about this load of flotsam is that
it is the perfect example of exceptionally bad television.

Speaker 3 (51:12):
That's not a good thing.

Speaker 1 (51:14):
This peer, who assume they are funny, occasionally reached the
mildly amusing zone of mediocrity in this waste of sixty
minutes of airtime. But that's as good as it gets.
Gormless would be the kindest description of this tripe, which
is nothing more than very bad radio with pictures. Havoc,
who I understand, is an Auckland radio man keeps challenging

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viewers to switch off and go to bed while his
dim sidekick gets you who uses his head to keep
the rain out of his neck contributes by steering down
the camera.

Speaker 3 (51:47):
Uttering inanities. He got that right.

Speaker 1 (51:49):
The style and tone of this pairing does not make
the transition to television with any success. In terms of quality,
Havoc rates below that of the luckless and lackluster face
of TV three's melody All WHOA and TV and Z
would do all involved in kindness by throwing the switch,
and the sooner the better.

Speaker 3 (52:08):
Oh that's a brutal review from Dave Mahoney.

Speaker 1 (52:11):
Scathing review. I would I would like to know if
Dave Mahoney's still out there. I would love for him
to listen to this radio show and give us an
honest appraisal at.

Speaker 3 (52:20):
The end of a week. Wouldn't that begin? That's like
people think, you know you hear a lot about people
that are upset by people saying horrible things online. Son,
Like that was in the paper. That was someone's light.
That is horrible. It's every way, shape and form. There
was nothing good about that. Well.

Speaker 1 (52:39):
I did like the description of you as the dim
sidekick wer uses his head to.

Speaker 3 (52:44):
Keep the rain out of his neck. That's kind of true.
That's powerful. I mean so, but I reckon that to
me screens Dave Mahoney, I reckon, Dave Mahoney, he worked
in radio. This is my this is my guess. He
worked in radio. He wanted to do a TV show stage,
he had an idea and someone shut him down.

Speaker 1 (53:03):
And then he sees this flotsome yeahs of bloody I.

Speaker 3 (53:08):
Should have been on TV. I'm sure of it. I
think he's got some points. Man, it does make some
two points I'll give him. I mean, exceptionally bad telling, the.

Speaker 1 (53:19):
Ego driven half work, flotsom, exceptionally bad television.

Speaker 3 (53:24):
Definitely rules gormless, blackluster, rules rough.

Speaker 6 (53:36):
Jerry in the night they breakfast.

Speaker 3 (53:39):
Because we're just reading out that review from Dave Mahoney.
Actually in the Summer Star Times there in nineteen ninety
eight of the Havoc show.

Speaker 1 (53:46):
Scathing review, Someone's exited on three for eight three and
said that review sounded like a Graham Bell criminal description
on Police ten to seven. Police are searching for a
pair of gormless half words with the TV shows.

Speaker 9 (53:58):
Morons to violent mongrels, three stooges, three desperate and wild eyed,
duptless goons, three vicious apes, two fat woman and a
man with a gun. This scruffy little thug, this little gem.
Lunatic scumbag with a steak knife. I'll be looking for
more help from you later on.

Speaker 3 (54:18):
Oh, detective City Sergeant Graham Bell retired. I think he's
no longer with us anymore.

Speaker 1 (54:23):
Lunatic scumbag with a steak No, two fat women and
a man with a handgun.

Speaker 3 (54:30):
Shoe, two goons and a turban. Oh my god, wesh
we could have gotten his review of your yeah, scathing.
We've got some tickets to the sold out acc Export
ultrazone to give away right now. It's R eighteen area.

Speaker 1 (54:47):
It's the only way to get them as well, because
it is entirely sold out, So if you want to
win them, what gives a call?

Speaker 3 (54:52):
Now? Yeah, that's the Black Clash on what is it?
January seventeen? Give us a call eight I eight hundred
and fourty eight seven five and that'll do us for today,
will it? Yep?

Speaker 1 (55:03):
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Speaker 3 (55:16):
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Speaker 1 (55:22):
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Speaker 3 (55:34):
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