September 10, 2025 • 19 mins
On the pod today Jeremy Wells and Manaia Stewart broadcast from the floor, plus they talk about not really going on dates, and discuss Jerry getting a knife pulled on him at the cinema.
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Get a It's Jerry here from the Headachey Breakfast, just
letting you know that if you're listening to the podcast
but didn't know that we also do a live radio show,
we do. And if you're wondering how to find out
what frequency to listen to us in your area, just
text north or South as an island to three four
eight three and we'll let you know. And now let's
get on with the podcast. Welcomelong to the podcast for
(00:35):
September eleven, twenty twenty five.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
September eleventh, September.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Eleven, we were just talking about the snail on the
show Need Need. The snail is because of his left
leanings each and he can a mate, and we're saying
that we can't find another left spiraling snail to make
love to him. Someone's just text through and said, flip
the barset upside down.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Now there's an idea.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
There is an idea.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
So someone else would have to yeah, go underneath neared.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Yeah, well they can, they can. You could conceivably just
get two sort of sheets of wood or whatever that
or two leaves, I guess, and then sort of hove
one above the other. One of the snails goes in
upside down. The other one goes and right way.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Out where there's a well, there's a way ned that's right.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Oh, you know, all need needs is a little swing
sort of set up so you can man even now
and then someone sends something through that's just so they
just cut through the matrix center.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Hey, Jerry down on the ground, by the way, he's
down on the ground. You were asking off yet, I'll
try and get on the flow. Hermaphrodites many snail species
are who nephrodites mean, and they possess both male and
female productive or reproductive even.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
That's what I thought. We did a study on snails
when I was in Standard four and I vaguely remember
the word hermaphrodite coming up, and I didn't know what
the hell it was at the time, and that's what
I remember. But it's funny because I haven't revisited that
piece of knowledge since ninety eighty seven. So good to
(02:08):
know that it was right.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
As your microphone not going anymore, and.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
I know it is, but I'm now on the floor.
But the issue that I've run, oh.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Shit, you can't get the microphone down.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
The microphone doesn't reach it's out of.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
That it's tangled around the other chords.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
No, the chord's not long enough.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Is it just hanging? Is it?
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Let's just hang it? And I've just become aware that
I've stuck a.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
You look relaxed. Actually brove stuck.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
A dildo to the underside of the disc and I
forgot about that. And an effort to scare Jason Hoyt.
That has just backfired on me because it's just scared me.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
He he hasn't mentioned that he hasn't seen it yet,
has I mean, he's not an observant.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
You'd probably just take it home. He would just take it.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
That's free, less than observant. I'm going and play golf
with Jason this morning.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Yeah. Do you think you'll out drive them?
Speaker 3 (03:03):
No? No, my driver won't come out of the bag.
We've been through this a million times.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
But that doesn't mean that you're not going to out
drive them.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Oh yeah, no, I could deal with the five iron. Yeah.
Reach out to anyone who's a golf coach. By the way,
I need some lessons. I think I think it's time
to ask for help. To reach out and ask for help.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Yeah, okay, I'm with you. Can we can we do
like a group lesson group listens like a like a
two way, because I'm I'm going backwards again.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Yours is putting the way.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
It's everything, everything, everything, Every every day a new a
new problem. And I know that I can do all
the things like I can part. I know I can
drive the ball. I've hit good drives in my life.
I know I can hit irons. I know I can chip.
I've played some good chips. My problem is I can't
consistently do any of these things. And on some days
(03:53):
I can't do any of them. On most days I
can do one, but not the other three.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Off the record, guys, Jerry, you're away, and what a
couple of weeks, I believe. Off the record, I wouldn't
announce this on the radio that Ryan Fox may be
coming into the studio and Maniga will be here, but
you won't. So Manaia will be able to ask our
greatest golfer of all time ever and great guy Ryan
(04:18):
Fox for some tips, but not you.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
You should do a put off against him, and because
you're a good putter, I reckon you'd hold your own.
I mean he's pretty handy, he is, he is, but
I mean the thing with a part right, everybody can
put the ball, like everybody possesses the ability to put
the ball in the hole from six feet, it's just
(04:41):
how often you can do it.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
It's consistency and that that parts of me intel game.
But for me the driver, it's just good. I don't
understand why, because it's not much longer than any other club,
But as soon as I pick it up, I'm just all.
It feels. It feels like I'm not It feels like
I'm holding a rope or a noodle. You know, it's
not even It doesn't even feel like a golf club
to me. And that those yips have extended to my
(05:05):
three wood or my hybrid because it looks the same.
And you know what I realized on Sunday when we
were playing golf, My parta kind of looks like those things.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
No no, no, no no no no no no no
no no, not the sacred putterer.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Hey, Jerry, since you're not going to be here when
Ryan Fox may or may not be in the studio,
have you got any questions you'd like to ask him?
I just record it and then we can play it
back to them.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Okay, ready, are you ready? What was that?
Speaker 3 (05:37):
That's a little sound effects that it's like, oh, Jerry
isn't here, but back in the day, And then you
play that sound effect and it sounds like it's back.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Okay again, what's the best way to water indoor plants?
Is it better to do it with a spray gun
or is it better to do it with a with
a cup?
Speaker 2 (05:56):
You don't want to ask him anything to do with golfing.
I thought you might, you know, ask for some You
were talking about getting a coach on and I thought
Ryan Fox knows a bit about golf. Jerry might have
some questions for him.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Yep, sure, are we going to be a We're going
to be talking to him before we go to America?
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Yes, yes, because you're going to be here with apparently
allegedly acc here g lane. Okay, okay, here we go again.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
When you repair your divots, is it better to put
sand underneath it and then put the divot on top
or do you just slam it straight down? Or do
you even repair your own divots now that you're a
pro golf or does someone else do that for you?
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Okay, good, thanks, that's good.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
Do you want to do a couple more?
Speaker 1 (06:37):
And then I don't have to do anything. Sure, what's
up with Bryson to Shambeau? Yeah? Can you come through
a bit quicker with that noise? It takes a long time.
It's kind of an old man's nappy vibe unless it
(06:59):
If it doesn't come through, it's very old man's Now.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
I don't know if you've finished or not, because I
can't see it. It feels like I'm listening to the podcast.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
I've got another idea. Have you ever thought about wearing
man nappies when you're playing golf so you don't have
to take a piss mid round?
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Was that fast enough?
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:17):
That was way better?
Speaker 1 (07:18):
All right, although that probably would have worked with an
old man's nappy because I was talking about an old
man's nappy.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Okay, you don't want it. I could put it, I
could put a bit of space.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
You couldn't put an old man's nappy and post.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
How long do you want the old man's nappy to be? Man?
What do you reckon forty?
Speaker 3 (07:33):
How long is the bridges?
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Was? Nah?
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Because I'm gonna have to sit through it, so not
so long. I reckon one and a half seconds.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Probably. I I've got another question for Ryan Fox how
many beers is the perfect amount of beers to play
golf on? Like one, two, three, four, ten?
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Thanks subsequent question, can you also clip and save that
down for Jerry's theories while he's away, We'll do that.
Will do that for one of the questions, What is
Jerry thing is the perfect amount of beers?
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Okay to have because people have their own number. Man,
there is a real small goldilocks on on how many
beers you can have on.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
The golf course.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
The other problems you've got to maintain because like you
might be okay after you have two beers, you might
be good for a few holes, but you're talking about
four hours here.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
No, and you'll walk that off too. But then, but
then the flip side of that is, man, you can
overcook it because you stop what it is is you
stop giving a ship, which helps on the tee, But
then you also stop giving a shit about your score.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Yeah, what worries me about the segment being done? While
a sec here g lanes in the studio. I wonder,
I wonder what number of beers he thinks is the
right amount to have on a golf course.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
I know for a fact g lane will not be
able to wrap his head around that segment. Okay, I've
tried multiple In fact, I used to want to do
that segment on the Agenda podcast, but I just knew
he's too literal. He's too literal. He's gonna want to
know what the actual answer is, and that's gonna shut
that's going to shut the segment down because if he
gets an inkling that there's an actual answer, then I
(09:07):
know that segment could potentially blue balls people because they
actually want to know what the real answer is.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Well, there's not. I mean, that's the thing, you know.
I mean, there was obviously there was a person who
was the first human to do a backflip, but how
would we know?
Speaker 3 (09:20):
If you google it, it comes up with Sir Arthur backflip.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Right, the earl of backflip right. Okay, yeah, that's what
year did he do it? Three hundreds? Oh, thirteen hundreds.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Okay, I'm just going to do a little commercial break
right now, and we're back.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
In breaking news. Yep, what do you got? I really
need to go the tour.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Can you have breaking news on a podcast?
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Yeah, yes you can't. And in fact, this is something
I wanted to share on the radio, but maybe it's
an interesting one to share.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Now.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
There was breaking news on a podcast the other day
about the NBA. So there's a star player whose name
is Kawhi Leonard and he Kuala Leonard.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Famous is a good name for it, Khala.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Wells, but not a girl Kala would.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
I went to school with a girl called Koala Kala.
Her name was her name was Carla well Well and
her last name was Weller. So everyone's called.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Kala well middle name was Koala. So Carla Kahala Weller,
shut up.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
Shout out to Kohala Weller.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
No, sorry, watermelon, watermelon anyway. Leonard Koala Lynnett.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
He took a just counted a deal to re sign
with his team. And there's a major sponsor of the team.
A company has just gone under. The company is called Aspiration,
and they were one of those carbon credits schemes, you know,
where you can offset your carbon credits by paying them.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
To plant trees. There's a load of crap.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
It has a load of crap because there's no evidence
that they ever planted a single tree when they went under.
You know, when a company goes under, the list of
creditors that they owe money to gets made public. Yes,
one of those people is Kawhi Leonard. They owe him
seven million dollars of a twenty eight million dollar deal.
So then that someone found the contract on this podcast
and he was required to do fucking nothing for that
(11:39):
twenty eight million dollars. That happened to coincide with the
length of his contract, so they have circumnavigated the salary
cap in the NBA to pay him. Rawking new big
scandal because basically it would be like if we signed
Nathan Cleary to come play for the Warriors next year,
(12:00):
runs like, how the hell do we afford that under
the salary cap? And then all of a sudden you
find out he's.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
The met are paying him.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
Yeah, that's right, and he's never even bloody seen a
biomeg and that's that's the equivalent. So yeah, it was
a really interesting podcast. If you're interested in the NBA
at or you'd probably already be aware of this, But
Pablo Torre's Investigates as the podcast, you want to listen
to it.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
But that was breaking news inside of it.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
He broke that news. It was like an hour long podcast.
He found like thirty two thousand pages worth of contracts
and legal proceedings and all the shit to stick it up. Wow,
that's certainly not something we're capable of on this show.
But you know we can google. We can google, we
can google shit. But I don't know if we're ever
going to Should we set ourselves the goal next week
(12:47):
of breaking news, breaking a piece of news, breaking some news.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
We could say it for anything that as long as
you played dramatic music underneath it, like breaking news. Fuck
I'm looking for I know you just talked about Nathan Cleary.
So looking forward to the Warriors on Saturday.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
I'm looking forward to an afternoon a fucking great sport
because you've got the Warriors and you've got like you
got the best of both words.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
What are you going to do?
Speaker 1 (13:13):
A Warriors game that actually counts for something because it's
you know, it really counts now. Plus you've got an
All Blacks game which really counts for something because it's
against a good spring Box team who I think will
surely be better although seven.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
Changes, yeah, only one back player backing up.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
I've given up predicting All Blacks Fistus Springbox games now.
I can't predict them because I keep thinking that maybe
the spring Box are better than what they are. And
then maybe they just beat us in like World Cup
games or something, but we've beaten them in lots of
World Cup games. I don't know. I can't predict it.
I keep thinking that, I keep thinking that I give
(13:52):
them more credit than they deserve.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
I think sometimes my approach for watching this this weekend
is I'm going to the game, the Warriors game, and
then I'm going to go straight up to Lily World,
where I presume they'll have at least one screen playing that. Surely,
if you haven't been a Warriors game this year in
the last couple of years, Lelly World's a good time afterwards,
because that's always been the knock on now smart stadium.
(14:18):
As we do, you go afterwards because no prey nah,
and it's like an hour long uber to anywhere, and
by that stage you just want to go home anyway,
as you did last time.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Jerry. Yeah, and fair enough too. But yeah, I had
a big day the next day.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
But you had to flood across church and back and
the same pair of unders that you wore that day.
But Lilywild, Yeah, it's really patches over that problem.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
I like the name. I wonder if they will or
they'll play the other NRL playoff game. I reckon they'll
play the other NRL playoff game. I know you reckon
that they'll play the rugby. No, I reckon they'll play
the rugby. Yeah, because they're all because they're aware of
the drama. Obviously the Warriors have put posts out about it.
(15:01):
Surely Jesus the tear, we have a market on that.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Hey, Jerry, Yeah, I don't like to bring you backstage
hit onto the front of stage. But do you know
that there's going to be a little double date going
on at the Warriors on Saturday night? Is there Zoe
and her partner and I are and his partner sitting
together all in a row?
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Right?
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Little ducks in a row in the South?
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Would you describe it as a date? When I that
you and Jeff are going on, I describe you to
as locked in a relationship slash marriage.
Speaker 3 (15:34):
Yeah, I certainly feels that by something that for nothing.
I'll tell you that for nothing.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
You got your ticket? Same and I are.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
I reckon I've only ever been on one date, like
an actual date.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Oh you know what I mean? Same? Yeah, Snap, I
don't think I've ever I don't even know if I've
been on a date. I went to the movies once
or something. I think that was a date.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
I asked Susie Fisher to come to the movies, no,
Susan Hale at the time, to come to the movies
with me, and she said yes. Well, she didn't say
no at first, and then I organized to borrow the
car off mom and dad drove from way to Totung.
And then she's like, oh, probably not. So she didn't
say no.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
That means no, well, probably not.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
Say no, no no. So initially she didn't say I don't.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Can't do this whole She didn't say no stuff. You're
going to be very careful of that sort of stuff.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
I think she said initially, man.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Bro, you've gotta be careful that stuff. No means no,
no means she was.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
The head girl and I was the head boy.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
You have any right to her?
Speaker 2 (16:38):
And she was like, no, that sounds good.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
You haven't been bequeathed.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
And then I organized to get the tour out of
Corolla off the parents, take it to toto or tower
On as I used to call it.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
That doesn't stand up in court.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
And then she was like, but you're I borrowed the Corolla.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
Yeah, my parents let me the Corolla, so therefore I
was allowed to do whatever I wanted to her. Well, no, ruder, No,
what was.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
Your date, Jerry?
Speaker 1 (17:02):
I went to the movies once with someone?
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Do you know what the movie was?
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Oh? You know what?
Speaker 3 (17:08):
I went to the movies with someone once as well.
Maybe that's a day Beaches. It was Beaches with Bette Middler. Oh, dude,
nine slash nine Beaches.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
Where was the movie Mid City? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (17:25):
This was the song do you guys? Did you guys
go somewhere beforehand?
Speaker 1 (17:32):
Did you take her? Did you drive her? No? It
was a double date, me and Oliver Hooper and I
can't even remember the girl's.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
Names that we tooked, but you remember Oliver Hooper?
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Well, I remember. I remember because the main reason I
remember is because we were in the area where you
get Lolly's from at mid City, and this dude came
up to us and said, I got a knife, give
me your money, and we were like, we don't have
any money. He's like, give me money. I got a
(18:04):
knife and so had his finger in his pocket and
I was kind of freaked out at the time, because
you know, I was eleven year old in town by myself,
not that that was that scary in those days, but
still getting knife and it was a guy with a knife,
a knife us in the mid city Lolly area. So yeah,
(18:26):
I remember that part of it, and I remember me
and Oliver Hope are like, should we go and tell
the person behind the counter that someone's just a knife us?
And we thought, nah, he's gone now.
Speaker 3 (18:35):
So like not in front of the girls.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
I went and told my parents when I got home.
They were like, you've got to tell someone when that happens. Yeah,
because he said I don't think the person had a
knife though, and they said, well, you don't know that.
That was the end of that.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
When did you last watch Beaches Guys.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
Nineteen eighty nine?
Speaker 3 (18:53):
I've never seen it.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
I've watched it as an adult male and fuck you cry?
You cry?
Speaker 1 (18:59):
It? Was it under the Boardwalk? Was that one of
the other hits on this on the soundtrack?
Speaker 2 (19:03):
I think so, bit Middler, this is just midbler. What
a vocal performance, what a face?
Speaker 1 (19:15):
What a nose? Okay, I think it's a bad enough.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
You we have too because otherwise it'll be an extra
red break, all right
Speaker 3 (19:25):
To me?
Get a It's Jerry here from the Headachey Breakfast, just
letting you know that if you're listening to the podcast
but didn't know that we also do a live radio show,
we do. And if you're wondering how to find out
what frequency to listen to us in your area, just
text north or South as an island to three four
eight three and we'll let you know. And now let's
get on with the podcast. Welcomelong to the podcast for
(00:35):
September eleven, twenty twenty five.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
September eleventh, September.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Eleven, we were just talking about the snail on the
show Need Need. The snail is because of his left
leanings each and he can a mate, and we're saying
that we can't find another left spiraling snail to make
love to him. Someone's just text through and said, flip
the barset upside down.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Now there's an idea.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
There is an idea.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
So someone else would have to yeah, go underneath neared.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Yeah, well they can, they can. You could conceivably just
get two sort of sheets of wood or whatever that
or two leaves, I guess, and then sort of hove
one above the other. One of the snails goes in
upside down. The other one goes and right way.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Out where there's a well, there's a way ned that's right.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Oh, you know, all need needs is a little swing
sort of set up so you can man even now
and then someone sends something through that's just so they
just cut through the matrix center.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Hey, Jerry down on the ground, by the way, he's
down on the ground. You were asking off yet, I'll
try and get on the flow. Hermaphrodites many snail species
are who nephrodites mean, and they possess both male and
female productive or reproductive even.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
That's what I thought. We did a study on snails
when I was in Standard four and I vaguely remember
the word hermaphrodite coming up, and I didn't know what
the hell it was at the time, and that's what
I remember. But it's funny because I haven't revisited that
piece of knowledge since ninety eighty seven. So good to
(02:08):
know that it was right.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
As your microphone not going anymore, and.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
I know it is, but I'm now on the floor.
But the issue that I've run, oh.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Shit, you can't get the microphone down.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
The microphone doesn't reach it's out of.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
That it's tangled around the other chords.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
No, the chord's not long enough.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Is it just hanging? Is it?
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Let's just hang it? And I've just become aware that
I've stuck a.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
You look relaxed. Actually brove stuck.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
A dildo to the underside of the disc and I
forgot about that. And an effort to scare Jason Hoyt.
That has just backfired on me because it's just scared me.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
He he hasn't mentioned that he hasn't seen it yet,
has I mean, he's not an observant.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
You'd probably just take it home. He would just take it.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
That's free, less than observant. I'm going and play golf
with Jason this morning.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Yeah. Do you think you'll out drive them?
Speaker 3 (03:03):
No? No, my driver won't come out of the bag.
We've been through this a million times.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
But that doesn't mean that you're not going to out
drive them.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Oh yeah, no, I could deal with the five iron. Yeah.
Reach out to anyone who's a golf coach. By the way,
I need some lessons. I think I think it's time
to ask for help. To reach out and ask for help.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Yeah, okay, I'm with you. Can we can we do
like a group lesson group listens like a like a
two way, because I'm I'm going backwards again.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Yours is putting the way.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
It's everything, everything, everything, Every every day a new a
new problem. And I know that I can do all
the things like I can part. I know I can
drive the ball. I've hit good drives in my life.
I know I can hit irons. I know I can chip.
I've played some good chips. My problem is I can't
consistently do any of these things. And on some days
(03:53):
I can't do any of them. On most days I
can do one, but not the other three.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Off the record, guys, Jerry, you're away, and what a
couple of weeks, I believe. Off the record, I wouldn't
announce this on the radio that Ryan Fox may be
coming into the studio and Maniga will be here, but
you won't. So Manaia will be able to ask our
greatest golfer of all time ever and great guy Ryan
(04:18):
Fox for some tips, but not you.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
You should do a put off against him, and because
you're a good putter, I reckon you'd hold your own.
I mean he's pretty handy, he is, he is, but
I mean the thing with a part right, everybody can
put the ball, like everybody possesses the ability to put
the ball in the hole from six feet, it's just
(04:41):
how often you can do it.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
It's consistency and that that parts of me intel game.
But for me the driver, it's just good. I don't
understand why, because it's not much longer than any other club,
But as soon as I pick it up, I'm just all.
It feels. It feels like I'm not It feels like
I'm holding a rope or a noodle. You know, it's
not even It doesn't even feel like a golf club
to me. And that those yips have extended to my
(05:05):
three wood or my hybrid because it looks the same.
And you know what I realized on Sunday when we
were playing golf, My parta kind of looks like those things.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
No no, no, no no no no no no no
no no, not the sacred putterer.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Hey, Jerry, since you're not going to be here when
Ryan Fox may or may not be in the studio,
have you got any questions you'd like to ask him?
I just record it and then we can play it
back to them.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Okay, ready, are you ready? What was that?
Speaker 3 (05:37):
That's a little sound effects that it's like, oh, Jerry
isn't here, but back in the day, And then you
play that sound effect and it sounds like it's back.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Okay again, what's the best way to water indoor plants?
Is it better to do it with a spray gun
or is it better to do it with a with
a cup?
Speaker 2 (05:56):
You don't want to ask him anything to do with golfing.
I thought you might, you know, ask for some You
were talking about getting a coach on and I thought
Ryan Fox knows a bit about golf. Jerry might have
some questions for him.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Yep, sure, are we going to be a We're going
to be talking to him before we go to America?
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Yes, yes, because you're going to be here with apparently
allegedly acc here g lane. Okay, okay, here we go again.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
When you repair your divots, is it better to put
sand underneath it and then put the divot on top
or do you just slam it straight down? Or do
you even repair your own divots now that you're a
pro golf or does someone else do that for you?
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Okay, good, thanks, that's good.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
Do you want to do a couple more?
Speaker 1 (06:37):
And then I don't have to do anything. Sure, what's
up with Bryson to Shambeau? Yeah? Can you come through
a bit quicker with that noise? It takes a long time.
It's kind of an old man's nappy vibe unless it
(06:59):
If it doesn't come through, it's very old man's Now.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
I don't know if you've finished or not, because I
can't see it. It feels like I'm listening to the podcast.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
I've got another idea. Have you ever thought about wearing
man nappies when you're playing golf so you don't have
to take a piss mid round?
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Was that fast enough?
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:17):
That was way better?
Speaker 1 (07:18):
All right, although that probably would have worked with an
old man's nappy because I was talking about an old
man's nappy.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Okay, you don't want it. I could put it, I
could put a bit of space.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
You couldn't put an old man's nappy and post.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
How long do you want the old man's nappy to be? Man?
What do you reckon forty?
Speaker 3 (07:33):
How long is the bridges?
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Was? Nah?
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Because I'm gonna have to sit through it, so not
so long. I reckon one and a half seconds.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Probably. I I've got another question for Ryan Fox how
many beers is the perfect amount of beers to play
golf on? Like one, two, three, four, ten?
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Thanks subsequent question, can you also clip and save that
down for Jerry's theories while he's away, We'll do that.
Will do that for one of the questions, What is
Jerry thing is the perfect amount of beers?
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Okay to have because people have their own number. Man,
there is a real small goldilocks on on how many
beers you can have on.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
The golf course.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
The other problems you've got to maintain because like you
might be okay after you have two beers, you might
be good for a few holes, but you're talking about
four hours here.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
No, and you'll walk that off too. But then, but
then the flip side of that is, man, you can
overcook it because you stop what it is is you
stop giving a ship, which helps on the tee, But
then you also stop giving a shit about your score.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Yeah, what worries me about the segment being done? While
a sec here g lanes in the studio. I wonder,
I wonder what number of beers he thinks is the
right amount to have on a golf course.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
I know for a fact g lane will not be
able to wrap his head around that segment. Okay, I've
tried multiple In fact, I used to want to do
that segment on the Agenda podcast, but I just knew
he's too literal. He's too literal. He's gonna want to
know what the actual answer is, and that's gonna shut
that's going to shut the segment down because if he
gets an inkling that there's an actual answer, then I
(09:07):
know that segment could potentially blue balls people because they
actually want to know what the real answer is.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Well, there's not. I mean, that's the thing, you know.
I mean, there was obviously there was a person who
was the first human to do a backflip, but how
would we know?
Speaker 3 (09:20):
If you google it, it comes up with Sir Arthur backflip.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Right, the earl of backflip right. Okay, yeah, that's what
year did he do it? Three hundreds? Oh, thirteen hundreds.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Okay, I'm just going to do a little commercial break
right now, and we're back.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
In breaking news. Yep, what do you got? I really
need to go the tour.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Can you have breaking news on a podcast?
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Yeah, yes you can't. And in fact, this is something
I wanted to share on the radio, but maybe it's
an interesting one to share.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Now.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
There was breaking news on a podcast the other day
about the NBA. So there's a star player whose name
is Kawhi Leonard and he Kuala Leonard.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Famous is a good name for it, Khala.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Wells, but not a girl Kala would.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
I went to school with a girl called Koala Kala.
Her name was her name was Carla well Well and
her last name was Weller. So everyone's called.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Kala well middle name was Koala. So Carla Kahala Weller,
shut up.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
Shout out to Kohala Weller.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
No, sorry, watermelon, watermelon anyway. Leonard Koala Lynnett.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
He took a just counted a deal to re sign
with his team. And there's a major sponsor of the team.
A company has just gone under. The company is called Aspiration,
and they were one of those carbon credits schemes, you know,
where you can offset your carbon credits by paying them.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
To plant trees. There's a load of crap.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
It has a load of crap because there's no evidence
that they ever planted a single tree when they went under.
You know, when a company goes under, the list of
creditors that they owe money to gets made public. Yes,
one of those people is Kawhi Leonard. They owe him
seven million dollars of a twenty eight million dollar deal.
So then that someone found the contract on this podcast
and he was required to do fucking nothing for that
(11:39):
twenty eight million dollars. That happened to coincide with the
length of his contract, so they have circumnavigated the salary
cap in the NBA to pay him. Rawking new big
scandal because basically it would be like if we signed
Nathan Cleary to come play for the Warriors next year,
(12:00):
runs like, how the hell do we afford that under
the salary cap? And then all of a sudden you
find out he's.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
The met are paying him.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
Yeah, that's right, and he's never even bloody seen a
biomeg and that's that's the equivalent. So yeah, it was
a really interesting podcast. If you're interested in the NBA
at or you'd probably already be aware of this, But
Pablo Torre's Investigates as the podcast, you want to listen
to it.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
But that was breaking news inside of it.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
He broke that news. It was like an hour long podcast.
He found like thirty two thousand pages worth of contracts
and legal proceedings and all the shit to stick it up. Wow,
that's certainly not something we're capable of on this show.
But you know we can google. We can google, we
can google shit. But I don't know if we're ever
going to Should we set ourselves the goal next week
(12:47):
of breaking news, breaking a piece of news, breaking some news.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
We could say it for anything that as long as
you played dramatic music underneath it, like breaking news. Fuck
I'm looking for I know you just talked about Nathan Cleary.
So looking forward to the Warriors on Saturday.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
I'm looking forward to an afternoon a fucking great sport
because you've got the Warriors and you've got like you
got the best of both words.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
What are you going to do?
Speaker 1 (13:13):
A Warriors game that actually counts for something because it's
you know, it really counts now. Plus you've got an
All Blacks game which really counts for something because it's
against a good spring Box team who I think will
surely be better although seven.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
Changes, yeah, only one back player backing up.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
I've given up predicting All Blacks Fistus Springbox games now.
I can't predict them because I keep thinking that maybe
the spring Box are better than what they are. And
then maybe they just beat us in like World Cup
games or something, but we've beaten them in lots of
World Cup games. I don't know. I can't predict it.
I keep thinking that, I keep thinking that I give
(13:52):
them more credit than they deserve.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
I think sometimes my approach for watching this this weekend
is I'm going to the game, the Warriors game, and
then I'm going to go straight up to Lily World,
where I presume they'll have at least one screen playing that. Surely,
if you haven't been a Warriors game this year in
the last couple of years, Lelly World's a good time afterwards,
because that's always been the knock on now smart stadium.
(14:18):
As we do, you go afterwards because no prey nah,
and it's like an hour long uber to anywhere, and
by that stage you just want to go home anyway,
as you did last time.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Jerry. Yeah, and fair enough too. But yeah, I had
a big day the next day.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
But you had to flood across church and back and
the same pair of unders that you wore that day.
But Lilywild, Yeah, it's really patches over that problem.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
I like the name. I wonder if they will or
they'll play the other NRL playoff game. I reckon they'll
play the other NRL playoff game. I know you reckon
that they'll play the rugby. No, I reckon they'll play
the rugby. Yeah, because they're all because they're aware of
the drama. Obviously the Warriors have put posts out about it.
(15:01):
Surely Jesus the tear, we have a market on that.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Hey, Jerry, Yeah, I don't like to bring you backstage
hit onto the front of stage. But do you know
that there's going to be a little double date going
on at the Warriors on Saturday night? Is there Zoe
and her partner and I are and his partner sitting
together all in a row?
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Right?
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Little ducks in a row in the South?
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Would you describe it as a date? When I that
you and Jeff are going on, I describe you to
as locked in a relationship slash marriage.
Speaker 3 (15:34):
Yeah, I certainly feels that by something that for nothing.
I'll tell you that for nothing.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
You got your ticket? Same and I are.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
I reckon I've only ever been on one date, like
an actual date.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Oh you know what I mean? Same? Yeah, Snap, I
don't think I've ever I don't even know if I've
been on a date. I went to the movies once
or something. I think that was a date.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
I asked Susie Fisher to come to the movies, no,
Susan Hale at the time, to come to the movies
with me, and she said yes. Well, she didn't say
no at first, and then I organized to borrow the
car off mom and dad drove from way to Totung.
And then she's like, oh, probably not. So she didn't
say no.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
That means no, well, probably not.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
Say no, no no. So initially she didn't say I don't.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Can't do this whole She didn't say no stuff. You're
going to be very careful of that sort of stuff.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
I think she said initially, man.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Bro, you've gotta be careful that stuff. No means no,
no means she was.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
The head girl and I was the head boy.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
You have any right to her?
Speaker 2 (16:38):
And she was like, no, that sounds good.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
You haven't been bequeathed.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
And then I organized to get the tour out of
Corolla off the parents, take it to toto or tower
On as I used to call it.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
That doesn't stand up in court.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
And then she was like, but you're I borrowed the Corolla.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
Yeah, my parents let me the Corolla, so therefore I
was allowed to do whatever I wanted to her. Well, no, ruder, No,
what was.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
Your date, Jerry?
Speaker 1 (17:02):
I went to the movies once with someone?
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Do you know what the movie was?
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Oh? You know what?
Speaker 3 (17:08):
I went to the movies with someone once as well.
Maybe that's a day Beaches. It was Beaches with Bette Middler. Oh, dude,
nine slash nine Beaches.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
Where was the movie Mid City? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (17:25):
This was the song do you guys? Did you guys
go somewhere beforehand?
Speaker 1 (17:32):
Did you take her? Did you drive her? No? It
was a double date, me and Oliver Hooper and I
can't even remember the girl's.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
Names that we tooked, but you remember Oliver Hooper?
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Well, I remember. I remember because the main reason I
remember is because we were in the area where you
get Lolly's from at mid City, and this dude came
up to us and said, I got a knife, give
me your money, and we were like, we don't have
any money. He's like, give me money. I got a
(18:04):
knife and so had his finger in his pocket and
I was kind of freaked out at the time, because
you know, I was eleven year old in town by myself,
not that that was that scary in those days, but
still getting knife and it was a guy with a knife,
a knife us in the mid city Lolly area. So yeah,
(18:26):
I remember that part of it, and I remember me
and Oliver Hope are like, should we go and tell
the person behind the counter that someone's just a knife us?
And we thought, nah, he's gone now.
Speaker 3 (18:35):
So like not in front of the girls.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
I went and told my parents when I got home.
They were like, you've got to tell someone when that happens. Yeah,
because he said I don't think the person had a
knife though, and they said, well, you don't know that.
That was the end of that.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
When did you last watch Beaches Guys.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
Nineteen eighty nine?
Speaker 3 (18:53):
I've never seen it.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
I've watched it as an adult male and fuck you cry?
You cry?
Speaker 1 (18:59):
It? Was it under the Boardwalk? Was that one of
the other hits on this on the soundtrack?
Speaker 2 (19:03):
I think so, bit Middler, this is just midbler. What
a vocal performance, what a face?
Speaker 1 (19:15):
What a nose? Okay, I think it's a bad enough.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
You we have too because otherwise it'll be an extra
red break, all right
Speaker 3 (19:25):
To me?
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