September 30, 2025 • 19 mins
Today on the pod there's another important update about the Cryer of Babe Alley, and we talk about how crazy the months get around Christmas and New Years.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Get a it's deary here from the Heideche Breakfast. Just
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Speaker 2 (00:19):
And now let's get on with the podcast. Welcome on
to the podcast.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
The first podcast of a new month, and that month
is October. Yeh been to a punch rank the months?
What's your favorite month? Do you reckon? My favorite month
is March. March yep, why let's go back to school.
I love March. I uh, it's just the best weather
in my opinion. March cricket's on, but the humidity is
(00:57):
pulled away here in Auckland a little bit. Yeah, it's
nice and settled, no wind, good for boating, good to
travel actually as well. In March. It's nice to stay
in New Zealand, nice to travel somewhere else too. I
think January because everyone's off. I like January. Jenerary goes
too fast for me because you're having so much fun.
(01:18):
January time flies, time flies, and as a person who
was born in January nineteenth JUNI did birth by yourself.
It's just loaded. It's too loaded for me. January. Yeah,
too much expectation, so much expectation around January. Well, firstly,
between January one and January ten, you can't remember anything,
(01:39):
which is great. That's what I love about it. It's
just it's gone. So you know, you're back on work,
and then you're facing the whole year. But you're back
at work in February and March and March hopefully you've
got to go back to work, and you I think,
oh fuck, it's the whole year. That holiday is over,
that that amazing summer holiday, it's all over. I've got
another twelve months to wait for one. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
But this is the same thing as people who think
Friday is better than Saturday. It's like, oh, but Friday's
so good because you're looking forward to Saturday. Then Saturday
is your favorite day of the week.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Yeah you know what I mean. Yeah, I agree with that.
I like, look, I think Saturday is my favorite the
other week Yeah, same here. But I do like the
expectation as you get a little bit older, you enjoy the.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Expectation of it's great, it doesn't make it better than
the thing itself. The anticipations is great, definitely, but it
doesn't make it better than the actual thing that you're
doing yourself.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
December is pretty good.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
December is pretty good because we are in neutral entirely
and a lot of us ups.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
December is busy, though, man, sin is very busy, especially
once you get kids and then you're gonna fucking buy
Christmas goes fast seems very expensive.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Yeah, family, it's us rapingly expensive, and we'll probably get
into it in December. But there's a lot of rules around.
You're gonna put a lot of rules.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
On yourself around December, or it can get away on
you real quick. One of the biggest ones is for me,
pick and choose your spots. You don't have to take
every invitation to go to the pub or every barbecue
or every family that you know, just pick and choose
a couple of them. What you can't have is and prompt.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
You blowouts over that season, particularly as you get older,
because you don't recover and you've got your office Christmas
party the next day and blah blah blah. Yeah, a
bit of advice from an elderly gentleman, an Eldon Statesman.
Book out some weekends and your diary now where you
say this weekend, I'm going to do nothing in December,
and so have two weekends in December, so you'll have
(03:36):
two weekends where you know that you'll have to do things.
But put two weekends in your diary. Now, let's say
I'm booking up those weekends for just having some time,
some time to myself.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
But you know what happens. Then in December, you've got
these free weekends and then all of a sudden, it's like,
knock knox, is your partner, Hey bloody old mates just
invited us to a barbecue and you're like, well, we've
got nothing.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
On Well no, and then we know. But you've got
to do it with your partner. I mean, I think
that's important. So you make those weekends with your partners,
say we won't do anything, or we'll do something together
on this weekend, but it will just be us, let's
go to the beach or something. Yeah, yeah, we'll just
we'll keep these this weekends free. They do book out,
Oh definitely.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
I look at the weekends available to us in December Friday,
the fifth, sixth seventh, I reckon you target that as
don't do anything that weekend.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Yeah, okay, you've got sixth. Yeah, we'll go sixth Saturday, Saturday.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
Sound like a lot of work functions around then because
they get them out of the way earlier.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
See so in November, wedding on the sixth of December,
so that I'm unavailable, okay, So then the next weekend okay,
so well, the next weekend's Chasing the Fox. You're playing
in that on commentating that, but I'm expecting to but
I'm leaving that weekend open for recovery from Friday. Yeah, okay,
that's fair. So I'm not going to do any They're
not going to commit to anything on the thirteenth, on
(04:53):
the Saturday because I know that the twelfth is going
to be a big night.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
Okay, it's my wife's birthday on the twelfth as well.
Fuck chasing the Fox, come and right.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Nineteenth is our last day, so we'll presumably hit the
hammer pretty hard on that day. Twenty first. You want
to have that blockdown, Yeah, doing anything important that I'm
flying down to Timroo and we've got a big pass
up planned on the twentieth, So that's the day after
the nineteenth. Yes, that's probably that weekend. Screwed, Zoe? Do
you fly?
Speaker 4 (05:22):
When do you fly at the nineteenth? You fly it
on the nineteenth? Okay, So Zoe's leaving on the nineteenth?
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Where you going?
Speaker 4 (05:28):
Just going to bloody Germany for a month?
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Are you nice? Then the next weekend is the twenty seventh,
so basically you're right into party season there. So are
you down south of that for night? I will be
back up and going to the corimandl around then. So
you place it? Yeah? Good?
Speaker 3 (05:49):
But even then, we booked it over a month ago,
and even then most of the places were booked out.
The only the only way we managed to get it
was they the listening for some reason, michelleing booked out
on booking dot com, but it wasn't and so we
went directly to them. We managed to book it, and jeez,
they must have been gutted because they must add on
(06:11):
quite a bit of money.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
I did they? Well? I presume they could have charged
more or I don't know. I would have been booked
out a little bit earlier. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
But anyway, we're booked in how many days are you
doing somewhere between a week and ten days?
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Nice? That's nice looking forward to.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
There by the twenty seventh of December, though, is because
I know we're talking about weekends as any day a
weekend by days, just.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Every day you move this is this is I feel
at that day, at that time, you moved from days
of the week because I never know what day did is.
I mean, I know today's the first of October, but
normally I don't know the date. But I know what
data is every day. But from the twenty fifth on,
in fact, the twenty fourth on, I only know the date.
(06:55):
I don't even know the day anymore.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
I don't know the date all day and I'm grilling
it off the position of the sun as to where
like what I'm doing, and I fucking love it. And
I hate when someone tells me during that time what
data is?
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Fuck off? I don't want to know. I don't want
to know. I don't care, don't care whether it's a
Sunday or a Tuesday or a Friday or what. I
don't care. It's been ninety nine percent of my life
knowing what data is against my will. I don't want
to know what that is.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
And then so for that one glorious week, and all
I do every year is just a leftover ham sandwiches
and drive around the South Canterbury planes and then park
up and drink.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Yep, I've now My New Year holiday revolves around children
and working out where children want to go for New
Year's festivities. Oh, because they're teenagers, so they go to
a certain place. And so New Year's Eve now is
not anything to do with me. It's actually to do
with managing children. And they're drinking.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
But you find it a certain age, you're just packed
up in the backyard drinking a couple of beers. Anyway,
so you don't or are you still you still want
to go the fisty.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Well, I don't want to go to a fisty. I'm
happy like this New Year. For example, my daughter wants
to go to We'll be on the Coramandal and she
wants to go to another Corimandel town for New Year's Eve, right,
but it's not the one that I'm going to be at.
So I'm going to drive her over there that day
and then she's going to party out, no doubt, and
(08:18):
drink too much probably, and then I'm going to pack
her up. So I'm going to stay awake, yes, sober,
and then I'm going to go and pick her up
at like twelve thirty at night. That's my plan because
otherwise she's got to we've got to. I'm not going
to hire some house or something to go somewhere that
my kids want to go. I don't want to do that.
Just a different part of the Coromand that you're already at.
You want to do that.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
It's good that you've given her that time as well,
so you can be like cool, You've got New Years,
You've got midnight twelve thirty. Dad's come and get you.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
See you're on the Coromandel too, Yes, I'm in the
Coromandlos poodle Town, Podletown. Where are you hey, Cooks beach
Cooks beach Yeah nice love cooks beech nice. Well, we
should probably meet up and Tyra yep, halfway.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
And we can go watch people try and launch their
boats there. Oh, there's a Mania Cafe and side to it.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Here we go. We'll meet at the Mania Cafe. We'll
go for brunch. I like the idea of coming to
a boat. We miss commentating and broadcasting so much that
we did a live stream podcast from a boat ramp
where we commentated people launching their boats. That's so good.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
I mean I think that that tied to a boat
rampers where the remember there was a video of a
massive blow up last summer.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
That was there. That's so good.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
It's so heightened, heightened states of emotion. I mean, God,
you're just watching people.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Back because it's stressful.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Well, there's tens of thousands of dollars at risk, and
on top of that, your manhood as well, because everyone's
judging you on your ability to back a trailer, how
close you can get it, do your bloody blah blah
blah blah blah, you're exhaust into the water.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Yeah, well can you do it? And then you've got
the bar to continue with after that. So I think
it's the stress and anticipation of what's about to come,
because at the moment the sands being pushed done in
that bars getting narrow and narrow across it. Yeah, yeah, yep,
she's full nice look out for sharks as well. Let's
take a break and come back in a moment. Welcome
(10:17):
back to the podcast.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
Actually, there's a tist and there's actually a couple of
ticks the relating to what we were talking about. Campbell tison
into the radio show and said, nothing like a lot
of shagging in the sand dunes in front of the
funk Gitar surf club on New Year's Eve.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
That's a long beach.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
That funk Matar or am I thinking a fitsianga beach?
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Yeah? Like a lot of sand? Yeah, lot of sand.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
Me for beach that one and Kesy the med Bastard,
and another one of our mates and all of our
partners and one Chinese tourist once took a once took
a banana boat from Fung Maitar all the way around
to Cathedral Cove.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
It took about an hour and a half. We were
in open ocean on a banana boat.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
I've been a banana boat, you know, a banana boat
where you tow it behind the bar and it's a
giant inflatable banana and you sit on it.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
One of those things, one of those things from fung
Matar all the way around to Cathedral Cove. It took
so fucking long, and at one point the we had
to wait for Stacey was in there, the Chinese tourist
who was still coming from Todunger When we arrived and
so we had to wait about an hour for her,
and then yet it took so fucking long to get
(11:29):
around to and we were basically, we're out in you're
in open water. There, you've got the full swell coming inn.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
We went from Fittyanga, your fit Young's got banana boats.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Fortyang doesn't. Fortyanga doesn't have speil, does it because you're
in a harbor.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
Nah, And then we went all the way around to
Cathedral Cove, and my god, it was so long, and
about three quarters of the way through, a couple of
the girls were a little daunted about being out in
open ocean on a banana boat, fair enough, and the
Chinese tourist, Stacey, she was so not worried about it
(12:05):
because she had never been water before. And so when
she was at the front of the banana boat, I
was right behind her, keeping a respectful distance, and at
a certain point she lost her nerve and tipped the
whole banana boat over. Well, she tipped me, and I
tipped the whole banana boat over. And now all of
a sudden we're floating and thing she hasn't done up
(12:26):
her about and her life jacket just shoots straight up
over her head, so she's hid in the water life
jacket all around it, and Casey had to grab her
by her bathers and just hold her up for the
rest of the until the boat swung around.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
We managed to write the ship again. I can imagine
Kezy in a magnum p I situation where he's just
holding like a person who's doing some learning to snorkel
or something like that, just not in the underneath the undercarriage. Yeah,
as they sort of have looked down under the water gusset. Yeah,
it's a.
Speaker 4 (12:54):
Good eight or nine cases.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
The crow flow. It was a long time and it
was like, you know, you get on, are like whoo,
and then that lasts about two minutes, and then for
another hour and fifty eight minutes it's like, all right,
your ebbs are starting at your lower back starting to
cramp up. Yeah, my messas league started cramming, so she
shot her foot out and then it kicked my foot
(13:16):
off the fucking they.
Speaker 4 (13:17):
How was getting back then?
Speaker 3 (13:19):
Yeah, again quite an ordeal. Quite an ordeal because we
had to get back on the on the thing. Anyway.
They pull up at the I'm sure the service still goes.
I'd highly recommend it if forget the stamina and then
they pull up and they get the thermis out and
they pull you a cup of tea. So we had
a cup of tea and a biscuit on the back
of the banana boat. Raffed it up off Cathedral Cove,
(13:42):
which is powerful.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
It's amazing what you can do. Actually, yeah, on a
banana boat. Another text three on three four O three
just on from Mournsville too, from Sam any more stories
about Mama Ruda? Blessed, blessed watermelon? Watermelon?
Speaker 4 (13:58):
Any more stories about Mama Ruder? Should I talk about
the COVID conspiracy whle she went down? I want to
leave that one. What about the Trump.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Any more disciplinary stories from Mamaruta? What's the latest conspiracy?
Because I feel like the COVID or are we still
on COVID?
Speaker 4 (14:17):
There's a lot of COVID still going around, a lot
of it. Now.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Is she on autism?
Speaker 4 (14:24):
Yep, oh, big time autism. I wasn't allowed. I wasn't
allowed any tetanus shots. You know how you get those
around fifteen?
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Is it? Yeh?
Speaker 4 (14:31):
I was not allowed those.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Well it seems like you got one.
Speaker 4 (14:36):
What are you talking about? Understand this stuff. No, no,
I didn't. I think I may have got no vaccines
as a child.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Oh yeah, oh.
Speaker 4 (14:45):
No, I probably know. I probably got the very early
ones because the reason she really pushed against them was
the fact I think my sister in her first round,
who's a year younger than me, she had a couple
of epileptic fits after them. My mother said, I'm pretty
sure that's the vaccines. No more vaccines my family.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Yeah right, all right, Well, I mean I can sort
of understand.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
Yeah, yeah, what I love about and forgive me, but
well not my Maruda, but but people who have a
tendency towards conspiracy theories in general is the way that
as soon as the next one pops up there on
that you know what I mean. Last week it was
this one, the week before it was that one, and
they just jump onto the next one, and all of
(15:27):
a sudden they're an expert in a thing that doesn't
affect them fucking at all.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (15:33):
What's what's Trump he got against Tyland? He sounds angry
when he says, Tyland, I have you noticed that Thailand Taylor?
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Is it that particular the company that manufactured Has he
got something against them? Manufacturers?
Speaker 3 (15:46):
That issue is because he can't pronounce the actual chemical
compound because he tried it and he was like, I said, there, wow,
And so then he went for Tayland. Another quick update
Crier of Baye Belly taken in Shifts Fellers. She is
out there reloading her vape. She got a fresh cartridge
in there.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
She doesn't look I wouldn't say she looks happy, but
I wouldn't say she looks sad, looks snugly.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
She does look snugly. That's a great little polly fleece
she's got going on there. She's gone for neutral tones today.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
She feels about her vaping habit. I think that's her
little friend that helps her. Yeah, I do. She's happy
with that, definitely little head of dopamine, little little doom scroll.
Speaker 4 (16:33):
I'd love to know if her or one of her
friends realizes that she is the Crier of bay Belly,
and maybe she's talked about it, because I'm sure she's
made eye contact with me and Studio be once you
fuck that freak. It was like a celebrity.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Because you're constantly steering right, No, No, that's unfair, am
I I'm staring at a picture of you and Jerry
right now, her and the reflection.
Speaker 4 (16:57):
Ah, she's in my peripheral.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
Now I'm trying to look without making it obviously at
the lanyard to try and figure out where she works
as well. I can't say Zoe's up out of having a.
Speaker 4 (17:09):
Gee, what if what if you pretend? What if you
pretend you're looking at your phone?
Speaker 1 (17:13):
Jerry can't even see the land. She doesn't that we're here.
Speaker 4 (17:18):
I'm looking at my phone, take a photo. I'm just
going to zoom in because I want. I can't just
do that.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Yeah, definitely, I would strongly advise you against a pointing
your phone at a woman in zooming just and that
goes for any occasion, you know, in any.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
Situation in your life. I'll just say, don't do that.
I can't say it, but it's not into me, it's
not into me. And the fact that she's still got
the lanyard, because of course we're using the phones these days,
aren't we. Yeah, so that tells me she definitely doesn't.
Speaker 4 (17:49):
Work with us or in this building.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
She works in this building.
Speaker 4 (17:57):
She could just be carrying that around. Because of the
printer situation that we've touched on a pretty expensive shoe she's.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Got a high, she's got an expensive shoe game. Yeah
she does. It's very much matching up that she's got
to again makes me think Lowyer, It does make me
think I reckon if anyone, no one must listen to
this podcast that knows her, or surely it would have
been brought up or they have they know. But I
(18:25):
am leaning closer towards wanting to talk to it. She
seems like she's in a good place. Does she want
does she want a dirty laundry? What do you?
Speaker 4 (18:39):
What are you thinking that one of us probably not me.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Definitely not you, because of that last time that you
did that.
Speaker 4 (18:45):
Ye, that's why I said not me. So one of us,
not me, approaches her and shes maniah.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
Na, Yes see I'm not doing that. Okay, So who's
doing it? Is? Are we? No? So that is that's
where is the answer? Is no one? Whatever? Out?
Speaker 4 (19:00):
What about a note? What about a litter?
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (19:04):
Yeah, like we take the newspaper and cut a bunch
of letters out in the arranger and then get.
Speaker 4 (19:10):
You could write I think, I think I like the mystery.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
Yeah, it's a good point. I like the mystery. Those
two we can get those two on the show. I
don't know if they have most to tell us.
Speaker 4 (19:22):
Oh, I don't know. I reckon non colored dress, so
pant I reckon That lady in the pants has a
lot to say. She's got a fucking lot to say.
I can tell. I can tell a weller woman by
the way she wears her hair. I can tell a
weller woman anywhere.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
All right, Should we get out of here for Rudi
starts taking photos of woman out in bay belly.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
Yeah no,
Get a it's deary here from the Heideche Breakfast. Just
letting you know that if you're listening to the podcast
but didn't know that we also do a live radio show,
we do. And if you're wondering how to find out
what frequency to listen to us in your area, just
takes north or south as an island to three four
eight three and we'll let you know.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
And now let's get on with the podcast. Welcome on
to the podcast.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
The first podcast of a new month, and that month
is October. Yeh been to a punch rank the months?
What's your favorite month? Do you reckon? My favorite month
is March. March yep, why let's go back to school.
I love March. I uh, it's just the best weather
in my opinion. March cricket's on, but the humidity is
(00:57):
pulled away here in Auckland a little bit. Yeah, it's
nice and settled, no wind, good for boating, good to
travel actually as well. In March. It's nice to stay
in New Zealand, nice to travel somewhere else too. I
think January because everyone's off. I like January. Jenerary goes
too fast for me because you're having so much fun.
(01:18):
January time flies, time flies, and as a person who
was born in January nineteenth JUNI did birth by yourself.
It's just loaded. It's too loaded for me. January. Yeah,
too much expectation, so much expectation around January. Well, firstly,
between January one and January ten, you can't remember anything,
(01:39):
which is great. That's what I love about it. It's
just it's gone. So you know, you're back on work,
and then you're facing the whole year. But you're back
at work in February and March and March hopefully you've
got to go back to work, and you I think,
oh fuck, it's the whole year. That holiday is over,
that that amazing summer holiday, it's all over. I've got
another twelve months to wait for one. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
But this is the same thing as people who think
Friday is better than Saturday. It's like, oh, but Friday's
so good because you're looking forward to Saturday. Then Saturday
is your favorite day of the week.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Yeah you know what I mean. Yeah, I agree with that.
I like, look, I think Saturday is my favorite the
other week Yeah, same here. But I do like the
expectation as you get a little bit older, you enjoy the.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Expectation of it's great, it doesn't make it better than
the thing itself. The anticipations is great, definitely, but it
doesn't make it better than the actual thing that you're
doing yourself.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
December is pretty good.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
December is pretty good because we are in neutral entirely
and a lot of us ups.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
December is busy, though, man, sin is very busy, especially
once you get kids and then you're gonna fucking buy
Christmas goes fast seems very expensive.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Yeah, family, it's us rapingly expensive, and we'll probably get
into it in December. But there's a lot of rules around.
You're gonna put a lot of rules.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
On yourself around December, or it can get away on
you real quick. One of the biggest ones is for me,
pick and choose your spots. You don't have to take
every invitation to go to the pub or every barbecue
or every family that you know, just pick and choose
a couple of them. What you can't have is and prompt.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
You blowouts over that season, particularly as you get older,
because you don't recover and you've got your office Christmas
party the next day and blah blah blah. Yeah, a
bit of advice from an elderly gentleman, an Eldon Statesman.
Book out some weekends and your diary now where you
say this weekend, I'm going to do nothing in December,
and so have two weekends in December, so you'll have
(03:36):
two weekends where you know that you'll have to do things.
But put two weekends in your diary. Now, let's say
I'm booking up those weekends for just having some time,
some time to myself.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
But you know what happens. Then in December, you've got
these free weekends and then all of a sudden, it's like,
knock knox, is your partner, Hey bloody old mates just
invited us to a barbecue and you're like, well, we've
got nothing.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
On Well no, and then we know. But you've got
to do it with your partner. I mean, I think
that's important. So you make those weekends with your partners,
say we won't do anything, or we'll do something together
on this weekend, but it will just be us, let's
go to the beach or something. Yeah, yeah, we'll just
we'll keep these this weekends free. They do book out,
Oh definitely.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
I look at the weekends available to us in December Friday,
the fifth, sixth seventh, I reckon you target that as
don't do anything that weekend.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Yeah, okay, you've got sixth. Yeah, we'll go sixth Saturday, Saturday.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
Sound like a lot of work functions around then because
they get them out of the way earlier.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
See so in November, wedding on the sixth of December,
so that I'm unavailable, okay, So then the next weekend okay,
so well, the next weekend's Chasing the Fox. You're playing
in that on commentating that, but I'm expecting to but
I'm leaving that weekend open for recovery from Friday. Yeah, okay,
that's fair. So I'm not going to do any They're
not going to commit to anything on the thirteenth, on
(04:53):
the Saturday because I know that the twelfth is going
to be a big night.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
Okay, it's my wife's birthday on the twelfth as well.
Fuck chasing the Fox, come and right.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Nineteenth is our last day, so we'll presumably hit the
hammer pretty hard on that day. Twenty first. You want
to have that blockdown, Yeah, doing anything important that I'm
flying down to Timroo and we've got a big pass
up planned on the twentieth, So that's the day after
the nineteenth. Yes, that's probably that weekend. Screwed, Zoe? Do
you fly?
Speaker 4 (05:22):
When do you fly at the nineteenth? You fly it
on the nineteenth? Okay, So Zoe's leaving on the nineteenth?
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Where you going?
Speaker 4 (05:28):
Just going to bloody Germany for a month?
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Are you nice? Then the next weekend is the twenty seventh,
so basically you're right into party season there. So are
you down south of that for night? I will be
back up and going to the corimandl around then. So
you place it? Yeah? Good?
Speaker 3 (05:49):
But even then, we booked it over a month ago,
and even then most of the places were booked out.
The only the only way we managed to get it
was they the listening for some reason, michelleing booked out
on booking dot com, but it wasn't and so we
went directly to them. We managed to book it, and jeez,
they must have been gutted because they must add on
(06:11):
quite a bit of money.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
I did they? Well? I presume they could have charged
more or I don't know. I would have been booked
out a little bit earlier. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
But anyway, we're booked in how many days are you
doing somewhere between a week and ten days?
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Nice? That's nice looking forward to.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
There by the twenty seventh of December, though, is because
I know we're talking about weekends as any day a
weekend by days, just.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Every day you move this is this is I feel
at that day, at that time, you moved from days
of the week because I never know what day did is.
I mean, I know today's the first of October, but
normally I don't know the date. But I know what
data is every day. But from the twenty fifth on,
in fact, the twenty fourth on, I only know the date.
(06:55):
I don't even know the day anymore.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
I don't know the date all day and I'm grilling
it off the position of the sun as to where
like what I'm doing, and I fucking love it. And
I hate when someone tells me during that time what
data is?
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Fuck off? I don't want to know. I don't want
to know. I don't care, don't care whether it's a
Sunday or a Tuesday or a Friday or what. I
don't care. It's been ninety nine percent of my life
knowing what data is against my will. I don't want
to know what that is.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
And then so for that one glorious week, and all
I do every year is just a leftover ham sandwiches
and drive around the South Canterbury planes and then park
up and drink.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Yep, I've now My New Year holiday revolves around children
and working out where children want to go for New
Year's festivities. Oh, because they're teenagers, so they go to
a certain place. And so New Year's Eve now is
not anything to do with me. It's actually to do
with managing children. And they're drinking.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
But you find it a certain age, you're just packed
up in the backyard drinking a couple of beers. Anyway,
so you don't or are you still you still want
to go the fisty.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Well, I don't want to go to a fisty. I'm
happy like this New Year. For example, my daughter wants
to go to We'll be on the Coramandal and she
wants to go to another Corimandel town for New Year's Eve, right,
but it's not the one that I'm going to be at.
So I'm going to drive her over there that day
and then she's going to party out, no doubt, and
(08:18):
drink too much probably, and then I'm going to pack
her up. So I'm going to stay awake, yes, sober,
and then I'm going to go and pick her up
at like twelve thirty at night. That's my plan because
otherwise she's got to we've got to. I'm not going
to hire some house or something to go somewhere that
my kids want to go. I don't want to do that.
Just a different part of the Coromand that you're already at.
You want to do that.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
It's good that you've given her that time as well,
so you can be like cool, You've got New Years,
You've got midnight twelve thirty. Dad's come and get you.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
See you're on the Coromandel too, Yes, I'm in the
Coromandlos poodle Town, Podletown. Where are you hey, Cooks beach
Cooks beach Yeah nice love cooks beech nice. Well, we
should probably meet up and Tyra yep, halfway.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
And we can go watch people try and launch their
boats there. Oh, there's a Mania Cafe and side to it.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Here we go. We'll meet at the Mania Cafe. We'll
go for brunch. I like the idea of coming to
a boat. We miss commentating and broadcasting so much that
we did a live stream podcast from a boat ramp
where we commentated people launching their boats. That's so good.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
I mean I think that that tied to a boat
rampers where the remember there was a video of a
massive blow up last summer.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
That was there. That's so good.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
It's so heightened, heightened states of emotion. I mean, God,
you're just watching people.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Back because it's stressful.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Well, there's tens of thousands of dollars at risk, and
on top of that, your manhood as well, because everyone's
judging you on your ability to back a trailer, how
close you can get it, do your bloody blah blah
blah blah blah, you're exhaust into the water.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Yeah, well can you do it? And then you've got
the bar to continue with after that. So I think
it's the stress and anticipation of what's about to come,
because at the moment the sands being pushed done in
that bars getting narrow and narrow across it. Yeah, yeah, yep,
she's full nice look out for sharks as well. Let's
take a break and come back in a moment. Welcome
(10:17):
back to the podcast.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
Actually, there's a tist and there's actually a couple of
ticks the relating to what we were talking about. Campbell tison
into the radio show and said, nothing like a lot
of shagging in the sand dunes in front of the
funk Gitar surf club on New Year's Eve.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
That's a long beach.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
That funk Matar or am I thinking a fitsianga beach?
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Yeah? Like a lot of sand? Yeah, lot of sand.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
Me for beach that one and Kesy the med Bastard,
and another one of our mates and all of our
partners and one Chinese tourist once took a once took
a banana boat from Fung Maitar all the way around
to Cathedral Cove.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
It took about an hour and a half. We were
in open ocean on a banana boat.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
I've been a banana boat, you know, a banana boat
where you tow it behind the bar and it's a
giant inflatable banana and you sit on it.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
One of those things, one of those things from fung
Matar all the way around to Cathedral Cove. It took
so fucking long, and at one point the we had
to wait for Stacey was in there, the Chinese tourist
who was still coming from Todunger When we arrived and
so we had to wait about an hour for her,
and then yet it took so fucking long to get
(11:29):
around to and we were basically, we're out in you're
in open water. There, you've got the full swell coming inn.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
We went from Fittyanga, your fit Young's got banana boats.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Fortyang doesn't. Fortyanga doesn't have speil, does it because you're
in a harbor.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
Nah, And then we went all the way around to
Cathedral Cove, and my god, it was so long, and
about three quarters of the way through, a couple of
the girls were a little daunted about being out in
open ocean on a banana boat, fair enough, and the
Chinese tourist, Stacey, she was so not worried about it
(12:05):
because she had never been water before. And so when
she was at the front of the banana boat, I
was right behind her, keeping a respectful distance, and at
a certain point she lost her nerve and tipped the
whole banana boat over. Well, she tipped me, and I
tipped the whole banana boat over. And now all of
a sudden we're floating and thing she hasn't done up
(12:26):
her about and her life jacket just shoots straight up
over her head, so she's hid in the water life
jacket all around it, and Casey had to grab her
by her bathers and just hold her up for the
rest of the until the boat swung around.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
We managed to write the ship again. I can imagine
Kezy in a magnum p I situation where he's just
holding like a person who's doing some learning to snorkel
or something like that, just not in the underneath the undercarriage. Yeah,
as they sort of have looked down under the water gusset. Yeah,
it's a.
Speaker 4 (12:54):
Good eight or nine cases.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
The crow flow. It was a long time and it
was like, you know, you get on, are like whoo,
and then that lasts about two minutes, and then for
another hour and fifty eight minutes it's like, all right,
your ebbs are starting at your lower back starting to
cramp up. Yeah, my messas league started cramming, so she
shot her foot out and then it kicked my foot
(13:16):
off the fucking they.
Speaker 4 (13:17):
How was getting back then?
Speaker 3 (13:19):
Yeah, again quite an ordeal. Quite an ordeal because we
had to get back on the on the thing. Anyway.
They pull up at the I'm sure the service still goes.
I'd highly recommend it if forget the stamina and then
they pull up and they get the thermis out and
they pull you a cup of tea. So we had
a cup of tea and a biscuit on the back
of the banana boat. Raffed it up off Cathedral Cove,
(13:42):
which is powerful.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
It's amazing what you can do. Actually, yeah, on a
banana boat. Another text three on three four O three
just on from Mournsville too, from Sam any more stories
about Mama Ruda? Blessed, blessed watermelon? Watermelon?
Speaker 4 (13:58):
Any more stories about Mama Ruder? Should I talk about
the COVID conspiracy whle she went down? I want to
leave that one. What about the Trump.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Any more disciplinary stories from Mamaruta? What's the latest conspiracy?
Because I feel like the COVID or are we still
on COVID?
Speaker 4 (14:17):
There's a lot of COVID still going around, a lot
of it. Now.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Is she on autism?
Speaker 4 (14:24):
Yep, oh, big time autism. I wasn't allowed. I wasn't
allowed any tetanus shots. You know how you get those
around fifteen?
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Is it? Yeh?
Speaker 4 (14:31):
I was not allowed those.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Well it seems like you got one.
Speaker 4 (14:36):
What are you talking about? Understand this stuff. No, no,
I didn't. I think I may have got no vaccines
as a child.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Oh yeah, oh.
Speaker 4 (14:45):
No, I probably know. I probably got the very early
ones because the reason she really pushed against them was
the fact I think my sister in her first round,
who's a year younger than me, she had a couple
of epileptic fits after them. My mother said, I'm pretty
sure that's the vaccines. No more vaccines my family.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Yeah right, all right, Well, I mean I can sort
of understand.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
Yeah, yeah, what I love about and forgive me, but
well not my Maruda, but but people who have a
tendency towards conspiracy theories in general is the way that
as soon as the next one pops up there on
that you know what I mean. Last week it was
this one, the week before it was that one, and
they just jump onto the next one, and all of
(15:27):
a sudden they're an expert in a thing that doesn't
affect them fucking at all.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (15:33):
What's what's Trump he got against Tyland? He sounds angry
when he says, Tyland, I have you noticed that Thailand Taylor?
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Is it that particular the company that manufactured Has he
got something against them? Manufacturers?
Speaker 3 (15:46):
That issue is because he can't pronounce the actual chemical
compound because he tried it and he was like, I said, there, wow,
And so then he went for Tayland. Another quick update
Crier of Baye Belly taken in Shifts Fellers. She is
out there reloading her vape. She got a fresh cartridge
in there.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
She doesn't look I wouldn't say she looks happy, but
I wouldn't say she looks sad, looks snugly.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
She does look snugly. That's a great little polly fleece
she's got going on there. She's gone for neutral tones today.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
She feels about her vaping habit. I think that's her
little friend that helps her. Yeah, I do. She's happy
with that, definitely little head of dopamine, little little doom scroll.
Speaker 4 (16:33):
I'd love to know if her or one of her
friends realizes that she is the Crier of bay Belly,
and maybe she's talked about it, because I'm sure she's
made eye contact with me and Studio be once you
fuck that freak. It was like a celebrity.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Because you're constantly steering right, No, No, that's unfair, am
I I'm staring at a picture of you and Jerry
right now, her and the reflection.
Speaker 4 (16:57):
Ah, she's in my peripheral.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
Now I'm trying to look without making it obviously at
the lanyard to try and figure out where she works
as well. I can't say Zoe's up out of having a.
Speaker 4 (17:09):
Gee, what if what if you pretend? What if you
pretend you're looking at your phone?
Speaker 1 (17:13):
Jerry can't even see the land. She doesn't that we're here.
Speaker 4 (17:18):
I'm looking at my phone, take a photo. I'm just
going to zoom in because I want. I can't just
do that.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Yeah, definitely, I would strongly advise you against a pointing
your phone at a woman in zooming just and that
goes for any occasion, you know, in any.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
Situation in your life. I'll just say, don't do that.
I can't say it, but it's not into me, it's
not into me. And the fact that she's still got
the lanyard, because of course we're using the phones these days,
aren't we. Yeah, so that tells me she definitely doesn't.
Speaker 4 (17:49):
Work with us or in this building.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
She works in this building.
Speaker 4 (17:57):
She could just be carrying that around. Because of the
printer situation that we've touched on a pretty expensive shoe she's.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Got a high, she's got an expensive shoe game. Yeah
she does. It's very much matching up that she's got
to again makes me think Lowyer, It does make me
think I reckon if anyone, no one must listen to
this podcast that knows her, or surely it would have
been brought up or they have they know. But I
(18:25):
am leaning closer towards wanting to talk to it. She
seems like she's in a good place. Does she want
does she want a dirty laundry? What do you?
Speaker 4 (18:39):
What are you thinking that one of us probably not me.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Definitely not you, because of that last time that you
did that.
Speaker 4 (18:45):
Ye, that's why I said not me. So one of us,
not me, approaches her and shes maniah.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
Na, Yes see I'm not doing that. Okay, So who's
doing it? Is? Are we? No? So that is that's
where is the answer? Is no one? Whatever? Out?
Speaker 4 (19:00):
What about a note? What about a litter?
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (19:04):
Yeah, like we take the newspaper and cut a bunch
of letters out in the arranger and then get.
Speaker 4 (19:10):
You could write I think, I think I like the mystery.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
Yeah, it's a good point. I like the mystery. Those
two we can get those two on the show. I
don't know if they have most to tell us.
Speaker 4 (19:22):
Oh, I don't know. I reckon non colored dress, so
pant I reckon That lady in the pants has a
lot to say. She's got a fucking lot to say.
I can tell. I can tell a weller woman by
the way she wears her hair. I can tell a
weller woman anywhere.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
All right, Should we get out of here for Rudi
starts taking photos of woman out in bay belly.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
Yeah no,
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