📻Witch Hunt - The Radio Show

Today on the Show Jerry and Manaia try to find who's at fault for the AB's loss over the weekend.

 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
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along to the Hurdache Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
It's Monday, the seventeenth of November twenty.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
Twenty five month. It's Jimmy Well's this my nice jeet morning.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
Jimmy Wells is a little bit weirds for those of
you listening at home, which is everyone except for men. Jerry.
Jerry's not in the studio this morning. You're down and done.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
It's I'm down in the pretty city, the pretty city, Mini.

Speaker 3 (00:25):
Is it a done? It's donner this morning.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Jeezus, Teddy, Why it's light down here early?

Speaker 3 (00:29):
Yeah, that's for sure.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
I feel like it doesn't even get dark. It got
dark last night at about ten past nine. Yeah, and
I woke up this morning. It's round a back quarter
to five and she was pretty light as well.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
Yeah, good stuff got on there last night. I suppose
we'll get into how you weekend was next, But say,
flight of trust? What a safe flight I traveled?

Speaker 4 (00:50):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (00:51):
I slave, I thought you said something else there. For
a second, I was like, WHOA, he's gone deep into this.
You had no safe flight and a couple of quick
observation actually, which i'll share with you next around about
the pretty city of Dunedin. Immediately you're just greeted in
a slightly different way. Put in that way as I
was walking here towards towards work this.

Speaker 5 (01:11):
Morning, Jerry and Mini the hold Ikey breakfast.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
Sam and I I arrived last night down here in
Dunedin and we were immediately whisked to our hotel, the
Scenic Hotel down in downtown Toneda.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
There's two of them, by the way, both on the
same street.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
Are perfect. Yeah, that's great. Great, So okay, well this
explains that this explained something because yesterday our boss spent
about a not yesterday, last week, our bosspent about a
week trying to get a set of keys to you,
but he couldn't figure out how to get them to
the right centate hotel because they're both on the same road.
To watch, I said, we'll just take it to the
first scenic hotel and if they say, oh, he's not

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staying here, then take it to the next. I didn't
think it was that hard, but anyway, I trust you
got your keys.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
And then I got my keys and they got to
the right hotel, mainly because I had to call up
the hotel because even the person who had booked the
hotel didn't know which hotel.

Speaker 3 (02:05):
Were at because they're named, they don't have a different name.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
It's not like they've got the Scenic Hotel North to
Eden and the Scenic Hotel South and they both just
called the Scenic Hotel.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
But they're just different. Surely you just chucked something and
wacky on there, you know, call on on the seagull
or something. I know, but no.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
So so half of our group went to the wrong
scenic hotel.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
Good, that's what you want.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
That's the group with the camera, the equipment, the clothes,
everything that was needed. And then my group because of
the fact that I had to have the keys sent
to the right scenic hotel, so I knew the address
for the right scenic hotel that we were going to,
and so they spent quite a bit of time trying
to check in at the wrong hotel.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
Yeah. Good, So that made me feel quite good. What's
happened to that hotel every day? That's not this cave
a unique problems party.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
I mean, I think even having two hotels of the
same name in the same city as something, but having
them in the same street.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
Yeah, because usually there'll be like a downtown and a
midtown or a different one in a different suburb or something.
But even that's confusing enough.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
This is a unique This is a totally unique problem
I think in the world to Dunedin. Yeah, I don't
think there's another hotel in the world that would that
would still be dealing with this problem.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
So we arrive anyway, and we're in the right hotel,
and and good on.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
The people at that hotel too, because they've decided they've
decided to put me in the presidential suite.

Speaker 5 (03:35):
What.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
Wow, I presume the president's not in town then.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
No, Matt Heat's not in town. He's the president of
Dunedin normally.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
And so because I knew I immediately because I'm on
the eighth floor and everyone else was on the fifth.

Speaker 3 (03:52):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
And when I'm in the in the left, I didn't
know what Flora was until I got in to the left.
And then I'm in the left and everyone's like, what
Flora you are? And I thought, I'll probably be on
the same floor as you, and I checked my card
and it's like, no, I'm on the eighth and I
looked up and they tried to They tried to tap
in the eighth and they couldn't get to the eighth.
So I had to put my card in to get
to the eighth and I thought immediately it's oh, we

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know this is I think I know what's happening here.
And then so I went up to the eighth floor,
which is the top floor, and I'm walking down the
hall and I looked at my room number and it's
it's like it's a long it seems a long way away.
So I'm walking, I'm walking, I'm walking, and as I'm approaching,
getting close to the end of the hall, I.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
Thought, I think my room is the last room.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
And my experience of that is that that's the biggest
room right in the hotel, the top floor, last.

Speaker 3 (04:45):
Room, penthouse suite.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
Yeah, and so sure enough opened up the door and
the ex vast expanse of room in the scenic hotel,
in the presidential Suite's sure enough it was the president
sweet Oh you.

Speaker 3 (05:01):
Let to give us a video tour on the old Instagram.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
Yeah, well, I thought, that's that's exactly what I thought
I'd needed to do because I thought this is and
it has a view out of the city. It's got
its own it's got its own smoker's deck. Oh, well,
you have to vast, you have to indulge. It's got
a table and chair. It's got like a table and
chairs for seating for ten at a table. It's got
its own couch. It overlooks the entire harbor. And so

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I'm out there and I'm like, this is amazing, and
you know, the sun's just starting to go down. And
I thought, I'll film this because it's so good. And
as I when to film, my hat blew away and
flew off the top of the building. And so I
managed to actually film my hat actually falling down eight
stories down into the street below. I saw this, and

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then I and then I thought, oh, well that's the
end of that, you know, that's the end of that hat.
And and I continued to continue to fall. And then
when I went down for dinner, about sort of twenty
minutes later, the Lovely People reception had got my hat.

Speaker 3 (06:05):
Oh so there it was waiting for they see it
or did they see your Instagram story? And then why
down there? It's a mystery.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
There it was sitting on reception, they like, your hat's here.
I was like, Wow, the service of this hotel is yeah,
second to none.

Speaker 3 (06:21):
Well second only to the other one that's just up
the street from it. Same thing. What are you down
there for? I should have asked you that first. That's
the K seven Sharp Road Traubles traveling around the country.

Speaker 5 (06:36):
Jerry and Mini The hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
The history of Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow Timaru.

Speaker 3 (06:42):
Today is the seventeenth of November, and on this day,
in nineteen seventy Doungles Dongles Douglas ingle Bart receives the
patent for the first computer mouse. Official patent title x
Y position indicated for a display system. Although ingle Butt
invented the mouse in nineteen sixty three, it took several

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years for the patent to be finalized. The original mouse
was made of wood. They had two wheels on the
underside that plugged into a computer air a cable. The
mouse came from the tail. It looked nothing like today's mouse,
more like a small wooden block with a single button
on top. Ingle Button never financially benefited the way modern
inventors might. The design was licensed to Apple in the
early nineteen eighties, just so they still got the patent

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for mice. So every mouse that gets sold, does Apple
get a cut of that? Wow? That is remarkable. Anyway,
the money that he got paid would have been around
two hundred and fifty thousand dollars today went to Stanford
Research Institute whereworked. I mean, good on them, but also,
you know, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (07:43):
Amazing that the obviously you've got the you've got the
touch pads on your laptops nowadays, but amazing that the
mouse technology is still I mean, it hasn't really changed
that much, has it? No?

Speaker 1 (07:53):
Forty years?

Speaker 3 (07:54):
Yeah, I know, I don't really know. Have you ever
seen people who use the wacky sort of sideways mice
or anything like that? A novelty mouse?

Speaker 4 (08:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (08:03):
Man, I love when I pull up to an office
and I see someone for the novelty mouse.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
It's a look like the novelty keyboards that are split
into yeah.

Speaker 3 (08:10):
Yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (08:11):
And if you're operating a novelty mouse, novelty keyboard split
and too sitting on a Swiss ball, yeah, you need
to get another job.

Speaker 3 (08:18):
That's right, Just get carpal tunnel like the rest of US.
Nineteen seventy three, US President Richard Nixon says people have
got to know whether or not their president is a crook. Well,
I'm not a crook. It's one of the most famous
political quotes in US history. Was during the height of
the Watergate scandal. Pressure was mounting, journalists were asking increasingly
direct questions, and multiple investigations were underway into corruption within

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Nixon's administration. A reporter asked Nixon about allegations that he
had profited illegally from public service, which prompted this famous answer, I.

Speaker 6 (08:47):
Have never profited from public service. I've earned every cent.
And I think too that I could say that I
welcome this kind of examination because people have got to
know whether or not they're president's a crook.

Speaker 3 (08:59):
Well I'm not. I've earned everything i've got. Nine months later,
he became the first and still only US president to resign.
That's up there with the Bell Clinton audio as well.
I send the other Bell Clinton stuff across the weekend
across that No, what is it? Oh God, I shut
out to talk about this stuff because I know it
inflames the text line. But there's a there's a Bell

(09:20):
Clinton Trump allegation gun around the traps over the weekend.
I'd encourage you to do your own research into that
one doesn't involve our friend Epstein. Uh, it may do.
But let's just say Monica Lewinsky wasn't the only extramarital
issue that Bill Clinton might have had to deal with.
I think we kind of knew that, didn't We involves

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Trump directly, allegedly.

Speaker 1 (09:44):
AnyWho involve a saxophone, well, let's get saxophone.

Speaker 3 (09:48):
Maybe I don't know it. We've we've strayed from God's
path here. This morning twenty eighteen, Ireland's first home went
over the All Blacks. They won sixteen nine at the
new A Viva Stadium in Dublin. Ireland had played New
Zealand at home it's nineteen oh five and never won.
They came close to twenty thirteen, but lost twenty four
to twenty two in the final seconds. The twenty eighteen
victory broke a one hundred and thirteen year years of

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frustration at home. The first time the British beat the
AB's was that Chicago game two years earlier, and they've
now been beating us pretty soundly ever since.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
Yeah, it's danging being beaten. We must talk about that
rugby game on the weekend A little bit later on.

Speaker 3 (10:25):
Oh don't you worry. We'll get the pitchforks out after
eight o'clock. Born on this day, actor Danny DeVito. He's
eighty one today. Wow. Clark Isaac Henson. He's the eldest
brother and the pop rock band Hanson, guitarist and vocalist
who also plays piano and bass. At forty five one.

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I think that was Steve, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (10:48):
That looks a bit like a horse.

Speaker 3 (10:50):
That one?

Speaker 1 (10:50):
Maybe which one's the one with the pimples, the not
good looking one. I'm sure that's Clark.

Speaker 3 (10:56):
I could never tell them apart. Did they have another?
Like another song? Not another, but did they have any
other song? I will come I will come to you.

Speaker 7 (11:05):
I remember, I will come to you.

Speaker 3 (11:06):
All you need is one, isn't it. It's miraculous. I
would love that as a radio host, if you could
just come on and say the exact same thing every
single day, you know what some shows do. Sharing a
birthday with Isaac Henson from Bob Fame. Jeff Buckley Kiss,
American singer song write a board in nineteen sixty six
and I nineteen ninety seven, just aged age just thirty.

(11:30):
I can't remember you don't you're not a fan? Are
you if I had one where I should have been
bringing back Jeff Buckley so I could drown them the
river myself. And that's the history of you today. Today
it's tomorrow It' summary from Monday, the seventeenth, November twenty
twenty five.

Speaker 5 (11:46):
Jerry and the ninth the Holdarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
Time for your latest sport headlines. Thanks expert Ultra the
beer for here.

Speaker 7 (11:52):
Last ball just don't make it a wide nine kneaded
off the last ball and it's going to go down
to the midwak At boundary.

Speaker 3 (11:59):
But conwell do the fielding.

Speaker 7 (12:01):
And New Zealand win by seven runs to take out
this first odi I.

Speaker 2 (12:07):
There it is and Darren Mitchell scored his seventh ody
I century but it left unfortunately with a groin injury.

Speaker 3 (12:14):
Yeah, this was disappointing. I commentated this last night. It's
all about nine thirty and then I was like, I
need to get spid. I've got a big show tomorrow.
It was just I don't know. I guess i'd been
I got used to watching t to any over the
last five games, and then in ODI that felt like
a Test match yesterday, particularly the way some of the
one of those wester Indian batsmen. Yesterday. He was batting

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like he was trying to carry his carrier's bat, like
he wanted to be here on day five. And he
was getting peppered as well. He had to swap gloves
a couple of times. He came out and put one
of those side guards on to cover his roobs because
he's getting absolutely sprayed. His whole team was sitting on
the bench and beanies. They were freezing. It was about
eight degrees last night in christ Hitch, and I was like,

(12:58):
is anyone having a more miserable time than this dude?
He's out, He's got potentially a broken rust of broken hand.
He's just had to put a rib guard on. It's
eight degrees. He's on fifteen runs off sixty balls.

Speaker 2 (13:09):
The bug of this so he's needed ninety eight runs
from the last ten overs with five will gets in hand.

Speaker 3 (13:15):
I mean that's doable.

Speaker 8 (13:16):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 3 (13:17):
This is what they've been trying to do. It seems
this entire tour is they just want to get themselves
in a position in those last couple of overs to
chase it down. They won the toss and decided to
put us in so that they could try and chase
it down. So they obviously saw something. But they were saying,
last a One Day World Cup, they had to play
a humiliating play in tournament to make it into the

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comp and they thought that that was a bit of
a disgrace for the country. So well, not a country,
a conglomerate of islands, and so they were like, we
have to win all of these odios to avoid that again.
So there's there's something in it for them. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (13:52):
Well they needed nine off the last two balls but
couldn't get over the line.

Speaker 3 (13:55):
Thank god to rugby.

Speaker 2 (13:57):
Now, the New Zealand Development fifteen have con the European
Tour with a forty five to twenty one win over
Utaguay and France. Of course, Argentina have beaten Scotland thirty
three twenty four in their test at Murrayfield.

Speaker 3 (14:10):
Would they have gone better against the English team than
the All Blacks team that we put out there?

Speaker 2 (14:15):
Possibly, and we'll get the pitcherfawks out Ladder and England
have leveled the three Test Nipples series, with New Zealand
winning the second sixty one fifty eight.

Speaker 3 (14:25):
Ww I missed that one. It sounds like a good game.
The one Test to go that one. Yeah, yeah, let's
get the pitchforks out. Next, that's the Grand Slam all
over for the All Blacks. You're right, it's pointless to
way to eight. Let's just get straight into it and
let's run it for the entirety of today show. Get
the pitchforks out. Why did the All Blacks Low's host fault?

Speaker 6 (14:46):
Is it?

Speaker 3 (14:47):
Whose head needs to roll? I've got an idea. I
think I've got about four or five people that I
think are to blame for this, Jerry.

Speaker 5 (14:55):
Andman nine, the Hodiarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (14:58):
So should we open up the witch hunt?

Speaker 3 (15:00):
Lost on the weekend? We know we on a Monday
when that happens. Yeah, we get the pitchfawks out, we
get the tiki torches, and we start a watch hunt.
Here's how the end of the game sounded.

Speaker 9 (15:11):
Their third defeat of the year is loving That lineout
didn't work, England kicking dead.

Speaker 3 (15:16):
It's all over.

Speaker 4 (15:18):
The All Blacks tonight the Grand slams England deserve it,
thirty three to nineteen.

Speaker 3 (15:25):
I gotta be honest. The coolest thing they did, and
it really passed me off, was just before halftime and
they hit back to back three point field goals. You
just don't see the drop goal too often. That was
a hallmark of Northern Hemisphere rugby for quite a while,
but then they went away from it. But those two.
When I saw that second one, I was like, ah,

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we couldn't do that, you know, and I think they
might be a little bit better than us. But like
you said, as this tradition, we don't want to. Actually,
you know, there's plenty of reasons why we lost the
game on the field, But whose fault is it? Really?
You know what I mean? We go that extra step.
I would like I'd like to throw four or five
blokes in the mix straight off the bat. Sure I
am laying blame Squealy at the feet of six sixty

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the band. You may be familiar with their work, This
is them here.

Speaker 5 (16:16):
Now.

Speaker 3 (16:16):
They were playing a sold out gig over there in
England over the last week, in fact, I think a
couple of nights before the game, and so they got
all the All Blacks tickets to come and check out
the game. They hung out with them backstage. Those boys
had a game to play. You know, you can't be
keeping the All Blacks up on game week. It was
a school night they had a lot of work to
do on the weekend. And you know, anyone who's stayed

(16:38):
up a little bit too late on a school night,
particularly over a certain age, you know that that buggers
here for the rest of the week. And I think
that's what's happened to some of the all blacks.

Speaker 2 (16:47):
Well, it makes sense. They did seem a little bit.
I don't know, there was something. There was definitely something missing.

Speaker 3 (16:53):
Yeah, it was the spark, it was the joy in
their eyes because they were bloody bugger it. Yeah, well,
here I was.

Speaker 2 (16:59):
I was going to be blaming Marius van der Vestasen,
who seemed to be what was it? There was a
tmoh and like.

Speaker 3 (17:09):
The softest yellow card for Cody Taylor that I've ever
seen in my life.

Speaker 2 (17:16):
I actually thought in the first half, I was like
that guy Andre Piati from Italy, the guy who was referenting.
I was like, Oh, this guy's good, right, But there
was hardly any annoying penalty. I was like, Oh, this
is good, this guy's this is gonna be good. And
then and then and the second up it's like they
got together. It's like the refs got together and they said,

(17:36):
I don't think we're getting any value out of Marius
vander Viteus and he's sitting in that room and he's
watching all those screens.

Speaker 1 (17:43):
Yeah, we're paying him a whole lot of cash and
he hasn't done anything yet.

Speaker 2 (17:46):
Nah. You know if they kind of feel like if
they don't do anything, then people are going to say, oh, well,
what's the point of paying those guys.

Speaker 1 (17:54):
We might as well not have those guys.

Speaker 2 (17:55):
So all of a sudden, first thing is like as
soon as the soon is the second half starter, all
of a sudden and he comes, Yeah, and it wreaked of.

Speaker 3 (18:03):
Hey, let's get Marius involved in the game a little
bit more. It was the most ridiculous yellow card I
think I've ever seen. Like Cody Taylor, he's got an
argument to say, I actually did nothing there. But if
you want to say that he knocked the ball out
of the guy's hand, which none of the reefs on
the field picked up, then okay, fine, cynical play, that's
a that's a penalty. But to deploy yellow card, which

(18:24):
you're saying, all right, you don't get to play this
game anymore, that should be reserved for acts of violence.

Speaker 2 (18:30):
Yeah, And when you say cynical play like it could
also could have been an accident.

Speaker 1 (18:35):
Yes, it wasn't that cynical.

Speaker 5 (18:38):
No.

Speaker 3 (18:38):
And also he's allowed to grab the guy's arm. He's
just tackled him, you know what I mean, maybe he's
seen the ball. He couldn't see the ball, but to
say that he just flicked the ball out and then
you don't get to play anymore. Fourteen players down.

Speaker 2 (18:49):
And then even on the England side, and this shows
that I'm completely balanced. When they scored that try, Are
you seriously going back to some kind of incident that
off side at the lineout?

Speaker 3 (19:02):
Come on? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (19:03):
I mean otherwise, where do you go the whole time
you've got it? You can't be constantly having some guy
that's looking back on everything.

Speaker 3 (19:10):
Yeah, I think we're going to get rid of tmos.
I think it's that should just be part of the game.
If you didn't either get rid of the ref or
get rid of the TMO. But you can't have both. Yeah,
if you didn't see it on the pitch, then it
didn't happen as sort of way.

Speaker 2 (19:21):
I think I thought that game was right for the
taking for New Zealand. Like we were, we were twelve
and a lap, we had a couple of penalties. If
Boden had had kicked for touch and had have got
the line out and not mistouched a couple of times,
I think it actually would have been quite a different game,
would have been on attack because Andre Pierti was actually
reffing the game quite well, even though they were winning

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the breakdown and they were quite good physically. We were
we were there or thereabouts, and then all of a sudden,
we just I think we just got so focused on
the fact that we were making these mistakes that we
lost our way.

Speaker 3 (19:53):
Great text just quickly on three four eight three. We'd
love to hear from you. Get involved in the witch hunt.
I blame I'm Ashley kleinb for sitting the reffing bars
so low in the oval ball sports. Also, there's fifteen
perfectly capable second division players doing nothing at all time
for NATO's coast to save the day.

Speaker 5 (20:12):
Good cool, Jerry and Mini the hold Ikey breakfast.

Speaker 3 (20:17):
Yeah, we're going to continue the witch hunt after eight o'clock, Plass.
This is a long range tease. I've got the most
fascinating All Blacks fact from the weekend that I'll share
with you after eight o'clock. I'm going to keep you
on the edge of your seat until then. I'm going
to edg you to it. Just after eight o'clock, I'm
telling you this fun fact about the All Blacks. Zoey

(20:38):
rolled her eyes when I said I've got a fun
fact that she's gonna love about the All Blacks. After
eight o'clock. I guarantee you it'll get it. I guarantee
you she'll find it interesting. How fun are we talking?

Speaker 8 (20:47):
Like?

Speaker 1 (20:47):
Are we talking laugh out?

Speaker 3 (20:48):
Are we talking have a party over this fact? Are
we talking?

Speaker 1 (20:52):
Are we talking have a laugh as it's as I mean?

Speaker 3 (20:55):
Is it clown funny? It's not clown funny? And it's
probably not haha laugh about loud funny. It's more fun
than it is funny. It's going to be like a
oh wow, and then you're going to share it with
one or two people throughout the day.

Speaker 1 (21:08):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (21:08):
I don't think you're gonna ruffle a mao at this.
You're not going to be rolling on the floor laughing
your ass off, Okay, but you will be like, oh,
I had no idea.

Speaker 1 (21:16):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (21:17):
It's more the kind of fact that you're going to
take with you and possibly take it to a Christmas party.

Speaker 3 (21:21):
Yeah, you'll take it to a Christmas party. You definitely
take it to the water cooler. Okay, and yeah, and
at some point today you're going to punish someone with
the same fact that I'm about to tell you in
over an hour's time.

Speaker 1 (21:32):
Oh wow, that is a That is a deep tease.

Speaker 3 (21:34):
If you are not if you're not going to be
around listening to the show in an hour's time, you
can go back and listen to the podcast. How's that
for a tease? Oh yeah, a TIX three on three
four three morning lads rote the guy no here last
week you asked me to identify my Jerry Lee Lewis
Great Balls of firesting because Rudi forgot to write the
name down. Apologies that it's taken me this long to
get back to you. I've only just found out. You

(21:55):
guys also do a radio show.

Speaker 2 (21:57):
You'll shake my ears, then.

Speaker 7 (21:58):
You'll run on my bike.

Speaker 6 (22:01):
And ime on and soon you have some fun frump
and just.

Speaker 7 (22:07):
Minga.

Speaker 3 (22:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (22:08):
Well you may have heard those things at the top
of ours here on the headicke breakfast and you two
can do one just by going onto the iHeartRadio app
clicking on the little microphone icon there and then sending
it in.

Speaker 1 (22:20):
And then ruder ruder will oftentimes put it to music.

Speaker 3 (22:23):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 7 (22:24):
Oftentimes wrote a guano actually very easy to put to
music and didn't have to do any pitch shifting, didn't
have to change the time shift of it.

Speaker 3 (22:33):
She was just bang on the whole time. It was amazing,
that's right. And she's said as a guyano, I'll be
sending things in once a month, so it's great to
hear that that there's a show. I'll be able to
listen to them on Love You Bab. So yeah, she's
just found out that we're do a radio shirt right okay,
And because she's a guyno, once a month, they'll be
coming it. I'll tell you.

Speaker 2 (22:51):
You know, you know you're in a different in Dnedin today,
and you know you're in a different city.

Speaker 3 (22:56):
I was walking into into the studio.

Speaker 2 (22:58):
Some's coming up walking along the street and there was
an unhoused gentleman was who was up here to me
and I'm walking along and he.

Speaker 1 (23:07):
Was awake early.

Speaker 3 (23:07):
He was up early. He seemed to be quite organized.

Speaker 2 (23:10):
And he said, he said, morning morning, sir. I held
me sir, and I said, morning man, how are you
and he said, he said very good. He goes unusually
warm this morning, and I said, yeah, it is. It
is quite warm, I said someone, And all of a
sudden I found myself in this conversation with this with
the sun House gentlemen.

Speaker 3 (23:30):
Great chat. I've got to say, crack Like I walked.

Speaker 2 (23:34):
Past a lot of unhoused people in Auckland on at
certain times, I got to say that they need none housed.
They can hold a There's a lot of conversation going.

Speaker 3 (23:43):
On, you know what, Jar, I think that's most of
the country. And I just think that that's such a
sad en diament on Auckland As in general, that even
the unhouse population unfriendly.

Speaker 5 (23:53):
Jerry and Mini the hod Ikey Breakfast, Jerry.

Speaker 10 (23:57):
And navhol Have Jerry and Mania run Pole wrack Y Man,
Runcky wreck Jerfy Mania run Hoolera.

Speaker 2 (24:16):
Welcome along to the Heartachey Briefast, Monday, November seventeen, twenty
twenty five.

Speaker 3 (24:21):
My name's Jeremy Wells. Has nice morning, Jeremy Wells. Jeremy
Well's coming to you live and direct from Dunedin, meaning
that he's obviously not in the studio, so we've set
up a video link where we can see each other.
Now I've just improved that, haven't I, Jerry, you.

Speaker 1 (24:35):
Have before it was almost like you were my overlord.

Speaker 2 (24:38):
That your screen was really really close to you, and
it was down low, so it was looking up and
you were like you.

Speaker 3 (24:45):
Were looming very large over the camera. You had the
either the or you had the buffalo bill angle on me,
and I was standing at the top of the whole
throad lotion down to you in a bucket. Now I
have props. So in the studio we have a weet
box Kiwi Kids Triathlon prop hat that's in a commemorative
glass case, and then on top of that we've got

(25:06):
a bucket of red paint. And then on top of
that is my laptop. So now it looks like I'm
just looking at you like normal. It actually looks really
quite good.

Speaker 2 (25:12):
Whereas the shot that you have of me, because that's
a very very short cable that goes through my phone
down to because unfortunately in the studio the only power
points are actually miles away from with a disc. Yeah,
so most power cords for phones are not very long.
So this one is really accentuating my ass. I've got

(25:34):
to say it's from quite low. It's around about ass height.

Speaker 3 (25:37):
Yeah, and I feel like I'm almost like you're looking
right at my downstairs operation. Yeah, it's not a flattering angle.
I wouldn't say I'm just going to turn my camera
off because there's nothing more awkward than just looking at yourself.
Coming up next, we have the I want to hear
from people around the country that the weather hit you.

Speaker 1 (25:57):
I've got a lot of.

Speaker 3 (25:58):
Group chats firing up saying that the their bloody, their
glasshouse was destroyed out in the backyard, the roof's been
dnted in these golf ball sized hailstones. Over the weekends
getting touched three four, eight, three or eight hundred hodak,
Where were you wearing a fascinator that got decimated?

Speaker 2 (26:15):
Jerry in the night the Hoarchy breakfast, so you may
have seen that race goers in their fox and frocks
and finery. Actually the New Zealand Cup and christ Church
they had to deal with some pretty extreme weather icy conditions.
Many left wrenched by a free hailstorm that rolled over
the region. Racing at the New Zealand Galloping Cup Day

(26:37):
was forced to halt actually as severe thunderstorms suddenly struck
Ricketon Park racecourse. Races were delayed for about forty minutes,
and there was some video of a man and a
woman slipping and falling over on the ground which was
blanketed by hail.

Speaker 3 (26:52):
A's others, yeah, many many a decimated fascinator over the
weekend as well. Actually saw one bit of footage where
you know those little tables that they'll set up outside
and they're very small. They're just for putting your champagne
glass on. They're quite tall, like a barlining kind of,
and then over the top of them they'll put like
a stocking thing to cover it as like a tablecloth.

(27:15):
You know the ones I'm talking about. You see them
at races all the time, any outdoor event. I saw
one woman who picked one of those things up and
just put it over the top of herself to get
away from the hailstones. I saw photos on social media
of hailstones. This was from Timaru. Someone had an egg
carton and it was filled with hailstones. They were all

(27:35):
the size of eggs. They were that bloody beag what. Yeah,
all around the country, all around the South Island just
got absolutely pelted by these massive, yeah, massive hailstones.

Speaker 2 (27:45):
Well, sometimes you think that some of the hats that
you wear on race day would actually help in a hailstorm,
like the really really large ones with the giant brims. Yes, However,
you got to say a fascinator. I mean, what is
a fascinator? I mean stupid hats, those tiny little hats
that they don't keep any son off. They just stick

(28:06):
to the side of your head. I mean one of
those would be exposed massively in.

Speaker 3 (28:11):
A Hailstit to get destroyed, wouldn't it. Oh?

Speaker 1 (28:13):
Yeah, what is is?

Speaker 2 (28:13):
It?

Speaker 3 (28:14):
Just literally to fascinate. Where did the point? Where did
that fascinator originate from? I don't find it very fascinating, No,
I don't. I find it fascinating that people choose to
wear them. But you're right, a cowboy hat would go
good cheese cutter will probably provide a bit of insulation.
But there was wild weather all over the country. Tim
Rouman reckon there was a mini tornado that sent farm
equipment about twenty meters into the sky. Crazy thunderstorm. He said,

(28:37):
I was at home in the lounge, heard a loud noise,
wondered what it was and where it came from, looked
at the doors in a large, spiraling tornado of dust
going across the end of my lifestyle block, and tossed
his car feeder up in the air about twenty meters.

Speaker 2 (28:49):
Yeah, you don't want a mini tornado going through with
you lifting your farm equipment.

Speaker 3 (28:54):
Oh look, ideally not. But I'd love to hear from
anyone who was either at the races on Saturday. I
know a lot of people were and they had to
seek shelter. If anyone had an experience there, or if
anyone just in the widest South Island region was affected
by this someone's texture on three four a three, I
had a small rain shell while I was cutting my
silas bloody terrible. I mean that would have been frustrating.

(29:18):
I'm sure classic extremes.

Speaker 2 (29:20):
I mean today dneda ine anyway heading for a high
twenty four degrees.

Speaker 3 (29:24):
Yeah, twenty four twenty four. Now did you check this
on one of your apps? Or was this the unhoused
gentleman you were speaking to this morning morning that told.

Speaker 2 (29:32):
You the weather oracle. I think he may have been
Jim Hackey. He looked at it like down on his luck.

Speaker 5 (29:41):
Jerry and Mian night the Hotarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (29:44):
Has been talking about that while weather of the weekend
which really did dampen some of the revelry that was
going on in Christ Church at Rickerton Race Day. I'm
having a look at some pictures in it, and there
were a couple of people that were judged for laugh
thing at some people who were slipping over as they
tried to go down a hill because there was so

(30:05):
much hail that it almost looks like snow. Yeah, And
I just watched the video and I laughed. I mean, look,
people dressed up and ridiculous outfits with hardly any clothes on,
slipping and silly shoes down hells.

Speaker 3 (30:20):
It is funny. It is funny, nothing wrong with laughing
at that. Some people took to ssh med to report
on the event. This is down at New Zealand Cup
Day and Christ Roots there with skies opened up and
there was a mass exodus of spectators as the hail
started raining down. People up in the members stand, however,

(30:40):
apparently look pretty cozy and they'd probably stay there if
the races continue. But we're abandoning because we've all got
soaking wet feet, we've been splashed and it's freezing there's
a lot of hypothermic looking people.

Speaker 1 (30:52):
Is that scientific? A lot of hypothermic looking people.

Speaker 3 (30:56):
Yeah, I gotta be honest with you. Nothing rooms your
day more than wet feet. One of the worst things
that could happen to you, someone's text on three four
eight three, other than a huge downpour on Saturday. Whilst
I was indoors. I had a delightful weekend of whether
in the mighty white cuts or oh there we go,
it's a lovely time of the year.

Speaker 2 (31:12):
And Miked, I'm looking at more photos of people at
Recoton under those sun umbrellas, Yeah, and huddled under I
reckon under one of those umbrellas, which is probably about
three meters by three meters. Maybe I reckon even smaller
than that. Two probably, Yeah, there's at least I'm counting here.

Speaker 3 (31:28):
There's one. Two I reckon.

Speaker 2 (31:29):
There's twenty people who are all wearing no clothes, like
just absolutely nothing, and they're all huddled together under one
of there's about four umbrellas, and there's twenty people under
each umbrella.

Speaker 3 (31:43):
Yeah. The video of people trying to run back up
the hell back up to the stands to try and
find a bit of shelter and just completely asking up.
There's just tremendous someone else has gotten touch on three
four eight three. I was at the Canterbury Amp Show.
It's struck in the middle of the Grand Parade. There's
definitely a mass exodus of the show. Huge hailstones, very impressive,
thunder and lightning, very very frightening. Left us with no

(32:04):
power for a few hours at home as well. That's
from loop Thank you.

Speaker 2 (32:08):
People wouldn't have been wearing fascinators though, and heels at
the Amp show.

Speaker 3 (32:13):
Well maybe really, I don't know. I don't know, it
depends what they're up to. This puts pay to our
theory that most Cantabrians are conceived on Canterbury Cup and
Show week and thus born in July. I don't think
we're going to have a baby boom next July. After this,
I'll for the first time in history.

Speaker 2 (32:34):
No, though, something someone could have been conceived in one
of the under one of those sun umbrellers. By the
looks of it, things are pretty close.

Speaker 3 (32:42):
Getting touch three four eight three or eight hundred harduki
if you were stuck in it as well. I reckon
coming up next yeary we didn't get to it before
we had so many bits riding across the weekend. We
need to update people and how they went. I mean,
we're talking.

Speaker 5 (32:58):
Lotto.

Speaker 3 (33:01):
We had various bets, the three way, the pace, and
you had your own bet that you were so sure of.

Speaker 2 (33:08):
I bet an anger, and I'm next I'll tell you
why it's not wise to ever bet an anger?

Speaker 3 (33:14):
Does she not when you enter your entire account on it?

Speaker 5 (33:18):
Jerry and Mini the Hodarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (33:21):
I'm looking forward to hearing the story about how you're
at war with your neighbors, MANI.

Speaker 3 (33:24):
Yeah, the neighbors don't even know that I am either.
I suppose they will now. I like to think of myself,
me and my partners as being the somewhat of a
leadership figure in our community because well like, for example,
if my missus puts the bins out on the wrong day,
which's I think she's only ever done once, it's set

(33:47):
off a tsunami of other people putting the bins out
on the wrong day as well, because they know that
she is across the schedule, because if there's a public holiday,
it shifts the bindet. And so we're the worldwide leader
in sport when it comes to putting your bins out
on time. We noticed the other day while going for
a walk down to the dairy for an ice cream,
that our boom hadn't been moded in quite a while,

(34:08):
actually since before we went on holiday, and so it
was quite long. But the reason we hadn't noticed is
because no one else has had either, because again, Jerry,
they take their cues from us, and if we're leaving
our boom unmowed, then it's gonna trigger everyone else to
leave their boom unmode as well, because they take their
cues from us. So on Saturday night, my brother in

(34:29):
law came around and mowed our boom for us.

Speaker 2 (34:32):
Right hold on, your brother in law, yeah, came around
and mode your boom.

Speaker 3 (34:38):
Yeah for you. We don't have anywhey to put a mower,
so it's either her or gym that are going to
come around and mar for us. And so we're going
with her at the moment. And that set off a
domino effect all up and down the street. The next
So this is Saturday night, Sunday morning, I wake up
to about fifteen lawnmarers going. You know, the neighborhoods are

(34:59):
flutter our shit, man, Iron Jeff have made the law
and everyone else get into action. You know, this hedge
has been trimmed the whole lot. So the nabor next door,
someone comes around to moh his lawn. He's got the
same issue that we do with. There's nowhere in our
little shitty townhouses to put a mower or a weed
whack or anything like that. So someone's come around to
moh his lawns. They did an okay job, but when

(35:20):
they finished, they went to they got the leaf blower going.
You know, I had the weed whacker then coming up
with the lawnmark. Then they got the leaf blow. When
they blew leaf they just blasted their little courtyard and
it all went straight under our fence and just straight
into our courtyard. I was just sitting in the lounge
looking at the windows, like, oh, yeah, here comes all

(35:43):
of the debris from you know, a couple of months
of an unkept yard, just straight into our gone from
their place. Yeah, dusted their hands off and bugging off.
I was like, well, this is war now. I haven't
plotted my revenge yet, but it'll be pitty.

Speaker 2 (36:00):
Well, you need to get it yourself, a leaf blar,
or you can borrow mine and blow that stuff back
that needs that needs to go back to WinCE it came.

Speaker 3 (36:11):
Yeah, I just it was one of those ones where
you could tell that they would have had no idea
what had just happened, but they were just like they
blew it all and it was just gone. Meanwhile, I've
got I've got a bloody tornado of twigs and leafs
and grass cuttings all coming to my bloody yard. And
so yeah, we're at warn now. I don't know if
anyone would like to suggest some sort of retribution, get

(36:31):
in touch on three for eight three.

Speaker 2 (36:33):
Yeah, feces in the litter box always works well, but
I think before you do that, I'm always wondered as well.

Speaker 1 (36:40):
Like I leaf blew my driveway on the weekend. So
it's a it's a driveway that.

Speaker 2 (36:46):
Clicks a whole lot of leaves, and I go from
the house end of the driveway out to the road,
you know that way that makes sense, And so I'm
blowing all the leaves out, and I've always got a
conundrum like, at what point do the leaves not become
Are you allowed to blow your leaves out onto the street,
because at what point do the leaves not become yours?

Speaker 3 (37:07):
Because I get them to the I get them to.

Speaker 2 (37:09):
The to the footpath point where my driveway hits the footpath,
and I feel a responsibility at that point to not
just have it on the footpath. I need to I
need to clear the footpath as well.

Speaker 3 (37:20):
Well, I've got the solution for you, Jerry. Have you
considered just blasting all of those bitches into your neighbors? Well?

Speaker 2 (37:28):
The thing about that is that I because I share
an actual drive I share a how do I describe this?
You know where you drive your car up from the
from the road over the footpath into your driveway.

Speaker 1 (37:41):
I share one of those with my direct next door neighbor.

Speaker 3 (37:44):
A boom.

Speaker 2 (37:45):
Yeah, so we don't have a boom a culvert where
we've got a double a double drive part that connects
the road.

Speaker 3 (37:52):
Yeah. Just blow it all onto their side. Well, that's
the thing. I'm always the console. What blow it all
onto their side? Call the council and complain about their mess?
Three four eight three?

Speaker 1 (38:06):
What do you do?

Speaker 2 (38:07):
Look, I think you've got to think about a new technic.
I think first you blow it back, and then you've
got to you gotta I think you've got to up
up the stake.

Speaker 3 (38:14):
Someone said, water blast a giant fell us into the
neighbors fence. It's a good start.

Speaker 5 (38:19):
Jerry ed Midnight, The Darchy, Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (38:23):
The Hiderarchy, Breakfast Mastermind. Friday's Mastermind topic was Foxes. But Donnie,
the school principal from Nelson whose daughter made a living
dressing up as a princess, couldn't take away the prize.
And that means today we've got one hundred and fifty
dollars up for grabs Jackpot's fifty dollars every day we
don't have a winner. And since we've been talking about
some wild weather that hit the country over the weekend,

(38:44):
today's Mastermind topic is songs about the weather.

Speaker 1 (38:47):
And Brent from Wellington joins us on the line. No,
has he disappeared.

Speaker 3 (38:53):
He has disappeared, Ah, bloody disappeared.

Speaker 2 (38:56):
That's upsetting. He's a tattoo artist. I was looking forward
to asking him we're the weirdest place it's ever tattooed.

Speaker 3 (39:03):
We're just getting him back on the line here. Wouldn't
be fair to rob Brent of this opportunity. I also
want to know the most painful place to get a tattoo.

Speaker 2 (39:11):
Yes, and I'd quite like to know how tribal armbands
are going at the moment, Scandinavian tribal armbands.

Speaker 3 (39:18):
Brent joins us. Now, good morning, Brent. Sorry we lost
you there, mate. Jerry wants to know about tribal armbands.
Are they having a resurgence? Do you know?

Speaker 8 (39:26):
Strangely enough, I'm actually doing one this afternoon. I wouldn't
call that a resurgence, just a pretty crazy coincident.

Speaker 3 (39:33):
What odds of that, Brient?

Speaker 8 (39:35):
I actually covering up a wire?

Speaker 3 (39:40):
Oh, colass powerful.

Speaker 2 (39:42):
I'm also keen to know, Brent, where's the weirdest place
that you've tattooed?

Speaker 3 (39:48):
I feel like I can imagine where it might.

Speaker 8 (39:50):
Be, both sides of the Genitalia, so pretty weird.

Speaker 3 (39:58):
Yeah, Oh, where's the most painful place to get tattooed?
Is it the Jennit Taylor?

Speaker 8 (40:06):
Well, I can't speak for that for anywhere close to
the joints basically joints.

Speaker 3 (40:12):
Yeah, do yourer you got any tattoos? No, I'm I'm nude. Yeah,
I'm a clean skin as well. We might have to
pay Brent to a visitor.

Speaker 8 (40:20):
Absolutely at you did the session for the for the
British Lines tour for the ACC well a few years ago. Yes,
you guys could have hooked it up then, but maybe
next time.

Speaker 2 (40:33):
Yeah, Brent, you know how this works. Forty five seconds,
We're going to ask you five questions. You've got to
get three correct to win the prize. You can pass
it anytime. We'll come back to it if we can,
and if we stuff it up, you won't You ready
to go?

Speaker 3 (40:45):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (40:46):
All right, here's your first question for one hundred.

Speaker 3 (40:48):
And fifty bucks.

Speaker 2 (40:50):
What some focus song did the Violent Femmes release in
nineteen eighty three Blister and the Sun?

Speaker 3 (40:56):
Correct?

Speaker 1 (40:57):
Who had the nineteen eighty nine hat Blame It on
the Right?

Speaker 3 (41:03):
Correct?

Speaker 2 (41:03):
Which artist had the twenty eleven hit set Fire to
the Rain. The Kansas song Dust and the Wind featured
in which two thousand and three Will Ferrell.

Speaker 8 (41:17):
Movie Telle Vaga Knight.

Speaker 3 (41:21):
No.

Speaker 1 (41:21):
Which band had the nineteen eighty four song Rocky Like
a Hurricane.

Speaker 5 (41:29):
Ah?

Speaker 3 (41:30):
Which artist had the twenty eleven hit set Fire to
the Rain. Oh, you were just about their bread. Bread,
It was a del set Fire to the Rain adele
dust in the Wind was on Old School and Scorpion
had Rocky like a Hurricane.

Speaker 5 (41:48):
Man, you were.

Speaker 8 (41:48):
Running like a middle Ah.

Speaker 3 (41:52):
Hey, if it makes you feel any bit of consolation
prize Brent. Someone's just text throw on three four eight
three and said, if that's Brent from Wally, he's done
one of my sleeves good bars.

Speaker 8 (42:01):
Oh how nice.

Speaker 3 (42:04):
A bit of a consolation there, Good.

Speaker 1 (42:06):
Brent, bad luck.

Speaker 3 (42:07):
If you think you can do better than Brent, make
sure you give us a call tomorrow. Two hundred dollars
up for grabs for the Hodach Breakfast Mastermind on a Tuesday.

Speaker 5 (42:15):
Jerry in the Night the Hodarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (42:37):
Time.

Speaker 2 (42:42):
Oh you go sir, Yes, it's Monday, the seventeenth of
November twenty twenty five.

Speaker 3 (42:48):
Monay, Jimmy wasn't a nice jet? That was itsa that
was tremendous and a great way to start an incredible
hour of radio coming up. Acc here, Glane joins us
fresh off, commentating that Black CAB's victory last night, we're
going to start the witch hunt back up very shortly.
Plus we've got a bunch of stuff to give away
thanks to the Bunnings load up later on this hour.
And I think a lot of people forgot. I've been

(43:11):
teasing this for over an hour. I have the most
fun fact about the All Blacks game over the weekend
that I guarantee you, if you're rolling your eyes about
all this rugby chat, you're gonna love this fun fat
You're not gonna laugh out loud, but it'll be fun.
You might give it a little interesting, but I guarantee
you you will share it with someone else before the

(43:32):
day is over.

Speaker 1 (43:33):
Oh wow, it's the kind of fact that you can
take into your Christmas lunch.

Speaker 3 (43:36):
Yeah, that's right. But coming up next we'll get the
pitchforks out. Whose fault is that the All Blacks lost?
There can't just be that England the better than us
at rugby union at the moment, of course?

Speaker 1 (43:44):
Not so?

Speaker 3 (43:45):
Whose faulters that getting touch three four eight three it
gives a call eight hundred hode Jerry.

Speaker 5 (43:49):
And mid night the hot Achy breakfast.

Speaker 1 (43:52):
So the All Blacks went down to England on Sunday morning.

Speaker 3 (43:56):
Terrible game, terrible game of rugby nineteen in the end,
and as his customary in this country, when the All
Blacks lose, we staged a witch hunt. And so we're
getting the pitchfawks out this morning. Get in touch three
four eight three oh eight hundred Hodaki host fault? Really
is it that the all Blacks lost. I know a
lot of hate still coming through for Fozzy, a lot
of people asking if we can sack him again. Perhaps

(44:20):
earlier on in the show, I was blaming six sixty
because they keep their boys up on a school night.
They went to a six sixty concert over there in
London during the week. I would also like to blame
Joey Johns please. It seemed that he turned out at
first five for the English team. That guy. Did you
see that spiral bomb that he put up in the
first half, Yeah, that was terrifying and I have not

(44:42):
seen that in a rugby union game for a long time.
He kicked that spiral bomb.

Speaker 2 (44:46):
So he threw the ball like up in the ear, yeah,
and then and he kicked it and his foot ended
up going up to his shoulder. It went so high
and it was like a spiral bomb from It was
like Gary O himself, it was the original person who
put up the first ever bomb. It was like Garryowen
was kicking that ball. It was.

Speaker 3 (45:06):
It was terrifying. Torpedo. You already threw his leg over
his shoulder like a continental soldier and then it came
down swirling around and I think it was Will Jordan
who dropped it backwards. When it came down, it was
like that was a nightmare bomb to catch. So yeah,
I blame Joey John's who are you blaming Jerry?

Speaker 1 (45:24):
Oh, there's so many people to blame.

Speaker 2 (45:26):
I mean, let me just start with with Andrea Piarti,
that gartless Italian referee.

Speaker 1 (45:31):
Start who was who? Who looked good?

Speaker 2 (45:35):
I mean I liked he'd freshly shaven his head and
he actually I thought he was going quite well in
the first time. There were hardly any penalties, and I
was like, this is this is exactly how rugby should be.
He was not being annoying and trying to impose himself
on the team, just letting the game go. And then
all of a sudden, I think what happened is something
they got together, you know, the Marius van de Vez

(45:57):
hasn't got together with with Mike Adamson from scot and
Luke Romanos and some other dude from Italy that you
can't pronounce his name in andre Pa and they said.

Speaker 3 (46:06):
Look, mate, this game's going too It was going too smoothly.
Something's got to go wrong.

Speaker 2 (46:10):
Yeah, we need to get involved more. We're not getting
paid for nothing and if we don't get involved, basically,
they were going to lose our jobs.

Speaker 3 (46:18):
On a related note, David's Texas and I blame Kiwis
who put spaghetti on pizza because Italians I either ref
have been against us ever since. Yeah, fair enough. Another
text on three four eight three, I blame David Seymour
in the school lunch program. Yep. Someone else said we
definitely needed hoiity j at half back cover. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (46:37):
In terms of the politics, has seemed to be a
lot of politics that's been blamed. I mean people are
blaming labor Labour's capital gains tax.

Speaker 3 (46:45):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (46:45):
That's our idea of a capital gains tax, putting the
hebgb's through the all blacks.

Speaker 1 (46:49):
I mean a lot of those guys do have a
lot of investments.

Speaker 3 (46:51):
Yeah, that's right. Well, we haven't won since they announced
that capital tax policy. James blames every other all black
for giving us high expectations. You wanted to blame Jimerqui, Yeah,
Jimerquay just for wearing that hat. Yeah for the hat yep.

Speaker 2 (47:09):
And also I understand that there was some Jimroqui playing
on the bus as they were arriving there for.

Speaker 3 (47:14):
The all Blacks. Yeah, yeah, that's a problem.

Speaker 2 (47:17):
Bruce, the kinky goth chat bot is also being blamed.
I know that's our chat bot that we've got who
I'm missed because I'm down in Dneedin and I don't
have access to Bruce.

Speaker 3 (47:27):
You've been separated from Bruce. Maybe is it the separation
from Bruce that's to blame. Brian Texter on three four
A three reckons the ref looked like one half a kempil.
Maybe that's the reason we lost. Someone else wants to
blame the hail. Someone else wants to blame Jim Hecky
for the hail and subsequently the all Blacks loss, the
cause he lives, the cost of living crisis that's being blamed.

Speaker 1 (47:48):
Yeah a lot.

Speaker 2 (47:49):
There's about four votes that are saying Matt Heath needs
to be blamed for completing the Queenstown marathon in the weekend.

Speaker 1 (47:56):
I did see that.

Speaker 2 (47:57):
Yeah, that would have gone through to the all black
social media that's the problem.

Speaker 3 (48:01):
Yeah, and they would arrested on their laurels. They would
have been like, well, if Matt Heath can complete a marathon,
then we can definitely beat England. I've got a little
bit too carried away there. I personally would like to
blame Romerio Shepherd from the West Indian cricket team. He's
been annoying me all summer. He's just he's been blasting sixes.

(48:21):
He's been tearing us apart with the ball. I blame him.

Speaker 1 (48:24):
I'm looking forward to your fun fact.

Speaker 5 (48:26):
Next Jerry and Mania for the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (48:30):
So New Zealand going down to England thirty three nineteen
at twicken and we've got the pitchfawks out looking for
people to blame, things to blame.

Speaker 3 (48:39):
Yes, Unfortunately for you, Jerry, a couple have come through
for you on three four eight three. I would like
to blame Jerry rights Mark. The spike bet he placed
had so much negative energy that it cursed the All Blacks.
Kiaren echoes those sentiments. I blame Jerry for putting the
house on the All Blacks. That single actalone was enough
to railroad the Grand Slam.

Speaker 2 (48:56):
Look if you get a huntch, you bet the bunch
and I had. Unfortunately it came through from my social media.
For some reason, every single person who's ever played for
England or supported England put a video together and every
single one of the people, and they talked to like
ten people.

Speaker 1 (49:13):
All of them said that England were going to win.
Not one person thought New Zealand had a chance.

Speaker 3 (49:18):
And as we know, everything you see on social media
as facts, so you were right to put the house
on it. Man tis on three four eight three. Jevin
mcskimming is one hundred percent to blame another one here.
If we're blaming bands, I'd like to nominate Maroon five.
I don't know what the correction connection would be. I
just really don't like them. That's fair enough. More hate

(49:41):
for you, Jerry for blowing your leafs out in your
leaves out into the gutter.

Speaker 2 (49:45):
Oh yeah, well we'll talk about that later on, because
I believe we have a prize and part of a
new competition which we're running in conjunction with Bunnings.

Speaker 3 (49:53):
And the thing that we are giving away today is
going to change your life. Yeah, some a lot of
hate for the cause he lives, climate change. Brent the
tattoo artist from Wally who just had a crack at
Mastermind before someone's blaming him.

Speaker 1 (50:07):
Well, what did Brnt the tattoo artist from Wellington do wrong?

Speaker 3 (50:10):
He was a great New Zealander, don't know the Treaty
principals Bill, someone's blaming for the All Blacks loss YEP
and China there's also copying a bit of blame for
the treaty Enough of the treaty friends for the All
Blacks loss. Someone else has texted in and they have asked,
did I miss the massive fun fact about Have I

(50:33):
missed the fun all Blacks texts quiet weekend? I need
some chat for the water cooler. Yes, I mentioned earlier
on during the show that I've got a very very
fun fact about the All Blacks game from the weekend.
It's not going to make you laugh out loud, but
I do think it'll impress you, and I guarantee you
by the end of the day you will have shared
it with at least one other person.

Speaker 1 (50:49):
I mean, is it kind of fun fact that you
take on a date with you?

Speaker 3 (50:52):
Is it that sort of fun?

Speaker 2 (50:54):
Is it fun that sneaks in your bedroom window at
night and plays with you under the sheets and sneaks
back away again?

Speaker 3 (51:01):
What I mean? How fun are we talking? I think
it's the latter. Yeah, you're going to be You're gonna
be tickled when you hear this. Yeah, and that's coming
up next, so gather your family crowd around the wireless Wow,
the most fun fact you've ever heard about the All
Blacks game on the weekend, coming up here, teasing it
for an hour.

Speaker 5 (51:18):
Jerry and Midnight the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (51:20):
So unfortunately this happened on Sunday morning.

Speaker 9 (51:23):
The third defeat of the year is Loaming. That line
out didn't work. England Chicken Den. It's all over.

Speaker 4 (51:30):
The All Blacks tonight the Grand slams England deserve it
thirty three to nineteen.

Speaker 3 (51:37):
And I know what you're thinking. There's going to be
a portion of the audience out there who are like,
all right, we get it. The All Blacks lost. I
don't care, you know, I'm sick of pouring over the
coals again, and we will leave it. But I I
just before we do that, I've got a fun fact
that I guarantee you, whether you're into the All Blacks
or not, whether you're sick of the sick of the
rugby chat or not, this is going to entertain you.
And and initially because when I said I've got a

(51:58):
fun fact about the game, Zoey Rolerrizen Studio b So
we've doctor paid for that but I also said, trust me,
I'm going to land this. After eight o'clock, I will
share the most fun fact about the All Blacks game
from the weekend. Whether you care about rugby or not,
you'll love it. So crowd around the wireless grabby kids,
turn your car off the driveway. This here we go.

Speaker 2 (52:19):
I'm I'm looking forward to how fun this fact does. Like,
I'm I haven't had a fact that's ever been that fun.

Speaker 3 (52:24):
Though I've heard a lot of facts in my time,
and interesting facts, yep, but fun. I mean, I've just
never had that much fun with the fact I've built
this up for so much. My palms of sweating, I'm
so nervous could also be the five coffees I've had
this morning. All Right, here we go. Here's your fun
fact about the All Blacks game New Zealand versus England
at Twickenham when Lester Fangan Nuku scored in the fourteenth minute. Yes,

(52:46):
he became the first man to score a try at Twickenham.
Whose middle name is Twickenham. Well that is good, Lester
fighting a Nuku's middle name is Twickenham.

Speaker 1 (52:59):
Well, hold on, Lester Twickenham fine and Uku? Are you
saying that he's got two names. He's named after two
different places in England.

Speaker 3 (53:09):
I'll do you one better. He's got three. His full
name is Lester or Fa Key Wales, Twickenham, Finnuku, hold
on hard, it's Lester, Yes, orphak Key Wales.

Speaker 1 (53:26):
So Orpha Key is his second name. Yes, and then
Wales is his third name.

Speaker 3 (53:31):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (53:31):
And then Twickenham is his fourth name.

Speaker 3 (53:33):
That's right. And then he has a surname, and then
Fieka Yes. His father told Fuku played prop for Tonga
in the nineteen ninety nine Rugby World Cup. One of
the games during the World Cup in which Tonga beat
Italy was played at Welford Road Stadium. That is where
in Leicester, So that's where his first name came from. Okay,
his Eden gave him Wales as a middle name after

(53:56):
one of the countries that was hosting the World Cup
at that time. Makes sense. And then Twickenham after Twickenham
Stadium where Tongue would you to play their next match?
Got in there, so Lister Wales Twickenham. Fine Anooku became
the first man to score at Twickenham with the middle
name Twickenham.

Speaker 2 (54:14):
Oh no, that is fun man that's fun. See take
that to your Christmas party, smoker, take that to the
water cool it, take that to the pub. So that
did that entertain yous?

Speaker 3 (54:25):
Was that fun? A little bit? She's a little bit
let down. Oh no, that's that's very good. I mean
the fact that he's got whales in. It's a powerful name.
It's a name of consequence. He's a good player. I
was saying last night, are there enough tiles on a
scrabble board to spell that? Do you reckon? That's a
it's a tricky one speaking of names.

Speaker 2 (54:45):
Yes, I've got in front of me a piece of
paper and I need I need your help, and I
need the listener's help as well, because there are two
pieces of paper that in the studio in Dunedin that
I'm in. One says how CEO's rate the MP's moat
of the boardroom twenty twenty five, And then it has
like a list of MPs, Erica Stanford being the highest

(55:05):
ranked apparently according to CEOs or peters.

Speaker 3 (55:09):
Or is that just which MP's look the most like?

Speaker 1 (55:11):
Jason Hoyt Well Winston Beaters is two, Chris Bishop is three.
Blah blah.

Speaker 2 (55:16):
One piece of paper the other piece of paper is
far more mysterious because it just has a list of
names on it and it starts with and a year,
so it goes from every year from nineteen sixty nine
through to twenty twenty two, and it has a name.

Speaker 1 (55:31):
In nineteen sixty nine it says Gary Fraser.

Speaker 2 (55:34):
In nineteen seventy it says Alan Anderson, Philip Bell in
seventy one, seventy two, John Jennings. I do not know
one single one of these names. I've had a look through.

Speaker 1 (55:43):
In twenty eighteen it says Logan Wallace, twenty nineteen, James Robertson,
twenty twenty one, Jake Jarmin and twenty twenty two Tim Dangen.

Speaker 3 (55:51):
Who was twenty twenty one? Again, was it Jake Jarmon?
Jake Jarmin? Is this is someone printed out the list
of the local bolls club presidents. I feel like, maybe, yeah.

Speaker 1 (56:02):
There's a carry in here, but apart from that, I
can't see any females.

Speaker 3 (56:08):
Yeah, well sounds like bowls club president to me then.

Speaker 1 (56:11):
So if anyone can help me on this one, and
I certainly know Lester and a.

Speaker 3 (56:15):
Bit of feedback on the fun fact that I just
shared with the nation bombshell that I dropped on the
nation textro on three four eight three. I'm blaming you. Now,
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Speaker 2 (59:22):
Welcome to the show, acc Here g Lane. A shocking
week in for the rugby fans, a shocking weekend for punters.

Speaker 1 (59:30):
All over the globe. As Mona and I had a shocker,
I emptied my entire tab account.

Speaker 2 (59:36):
If you have a hunch a bit the bunch and
I thought New Zealand were going to win by one
to twelve and they didn't.

Speaker 7 (59:42):
Yeah, but good news for the Hurdarque faithful out there.
My hunch came in on Friday, So if you followed
me in un Lester find me an Igloo being first,
second or third try scorer and New Zealand being in
the West Indies, you would have got a nice juice
odds of five dollars City three, which means we went
and the Hurdachy listeners went as well.

Speaker 3 (59:58):
So we'll give that away this week on Brilliant. So
not everyone lost over the weekend.

Speaker 7 (01:00:03):
Yeah, hey, look, I know you guys been raking over
the coals of the all Blacks. I know you're looking
for someone to blame. I believe the witch hund has
really focused on Wells, which is unfair.

Speaker 1 (01:00:11):
Yep.

Speaker 7 (01:00:12):
I was expecting a bit of flak for the loss.
I wasn't there. I wasn't involved in the game at all.

Speaker 3 (01:00:17):
No, you've actually come through quite nicely.

Speaker 7 (01:00:19):
Yeah, speak anyway too.

Speaker 3 (01:00:22):
Some perspective on it.

Speaker 7 (01:00:23):
This is a pretty young All Blacks team. There's only
three or four players in there with a lot of experience.
Her Cody Taylor's your body, Barrett's maybe Will Jordan falls
into that. But you've got seaman Porker Simon Parker as
his debut international season. You've got the Dutch, remember the
Dutch Rudder only debuted this year for.

Speaker 3 (01:00:38):
The All Blacks. Yet Locke, You've got on the weekend
Peter Luckeye.

Speaker 7 (01:00:42):
At number eight. He is this was pretty much his
debut season as well. So it's not all it's just.

Speaker 3 (01:00:47):
Calm down, cam down. Talk about the players that we
didn't have out there. You know, I felt like we
really missed Jordi Barrett. You could have done with him.

Speaker 7 (01:00:55):
Yeah, the big, the big thunderbolt boot of Jordi Barrett
would have been would have been helpful.

Speaker 1 (01:00:59):
But oh, you get it.

Speaker 7 (01:01:01):
Throw the English something every now and then, but they
are in tolerable and tolerable when they win.

Speaker 3 (01:01:05):
We got to keep them interested in rugby. And that's
anyone who's got a younger sibling, anyone who's ever played
PlayStation or any game against the younger cousin. You can't
just keep belting them because eventually they are going to
lose interest. So you've got to throw a couple yep.

Speaker 7 (01:01:17):
And then last night the black Caps, the game against
West Indies the one day are in christ Church. I've
never seen a stadium or a ground empty at halftime.
Oh when it actually was not a bad game. We
scored two hundred and sixty nine difficult patches a bit,
it was a weird pitch and there was a little
bit two paced as well, hard to get it off

(01:01:37):
the block, so you know that was a good score.
But at halftime everyone went home.

Speaker 3 (01:01:41):
Why well, I think there's a couple of things. The
first is the weather dipped under ten degrees and the
wind started whipping up once the sun set, everyone was like,
bugger this. The other thing is cantab's on a school night.
You know they got to go home, get this sleep
out for work the next day. It's responsible. They're hard working,
that's that is a heady combination.

Speaker 1 (01:02:01):
Though to be fair, that easterly, Yeah, oh yeah, that
easterly and in a day's work the next day, I
kind of undert they're going.

Speaker 3 (01:02:09):
To get up until the fields the next day.

Speaker 1 (01:02:10):
That's why I'm going to breed some lamb.

Speaker 3 (01:02:13):
I reckon. They would have closed the bar as well,
and that was that's a death sentence for a live crowd.

Speaker 7 (01:02:17):
Yeah, and I'll tell you what I look at. And
in commentary I must admit we wave it as well.
There was a period there where it was so old school.
I think Westindys might have been fifty for two after
eighteen overs, and then there were one hundred for three
after kind of twenty five. It was real, real grind
it out three and over kind of carry on, which
sent us sound some dark places, including the first eleven

(01:02:38):
of things to put up your butt.

Speaker 1 (01:02:41):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (01:02:42):
Yeah, it really drove us stretch yea, yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:02:45):
We opened up with cucumber and Carrott came in, finger
came in at first drop, right.

Speaker 2 (01:02:50):
I mean the thing is I know that this first
eleven of things to put up your butt has been
mooted a number of times, and it's been kicked to touch.

Speaker 3 (01:02:58):
Yeah, well, finally it got I got through the iron
curtain last night. Jerry, you weren't there, man, How was
this Betimes?

Speaker 8 (01:03:04):
Jerry?

Speaker 3 (01:03:04):
Okay, okay, that's fine. But where do we go from here?
That's the question.

Speaker 7 (01:03:08):
Oh, that's only down from here now. The next game
is in Napes on Wednesday, and as we know, every
time there's a need to break a drought, just scheduler
game and Napes. So I'm not sure what the forecast
is for there, but next game's Napes and then to
the tron for these one days and then I'm really
looking forward to this Test series. Three Test matches against
Westindy's all through December. Perfect time for a bit of

(01:03:30):
Test cricket during the busy season. If you a bit
hungover from Christmas parties or whatever, you can just blob
down and just watch a day Test cricket.

Speaker 3 (01:03:36):
Yeah. So was there anything else over the I mean,
obviously there was the New Zealand Cup, which was delayed
by the hail. Yeah, there's the Netti.

Speaker 7 (01:03:43):
The Netti were the Netty back to back. The Silver
Fans beat England yesterday, they lost this morning, so they're
going to go to a decider in Manchester and I
must admit. I'm gonna admit I switched off the all
blacks and watched the Netty as my daughter instead. On
Sunday morning, I.

Speaker 2 (01:03:57):
Was watching those people slip down the hill at Racket
was one of the best things I've ever seen with
the hail.

Speaker 3 (01:04:02):
And it seemed like it had snowed.

Speaker 2 (01:04:04):
And then there's absolute humiliators and fascinators with hardly anything
else on and wearing some inappropriate footwear, and boy did
they slip inside it, and then a whole lot of
people just laughing.

Speaker 3 (01:04:17):
I know we're jumping all over the show here, but
the text has just come through on three four eight
three for you Lane, Is that blonde headed English pizzle
the new David Warner? Oh my god, my god. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:04:27):
I didn't want to talk about this because I talked
about it on the commentary yesterday. But he's so he's
annoyingly good, but he's just so punishable. His face is punishable,
his haircuts punishable. He's like we men, he men English virgin.

Speaker 2 (01:04:42):
The most annoying thing was the way that he get
himself up. That was the way he fired himself up
like some really annoying tough and then he was firing
himself up on the sideline as well before he went on.

Speaker 3 (01:04:53):
And I know, but he contributed to that last try
as well. I think he was on that.

Speaker 7 (01:05:00):
And he got a couple of turnovers as well as
like I was ropable about that little polish. His name
Pollock the Punisher, Pellock Poland he's the new villain. It's great,
we all need a villain. He's the new one.

Speaker 4 (01:05:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:05:13):
Is that?

Speaker 3 (01:05:13):
Is that the all extra shoes that we don't have
a villain? We're all they're all such nice guys. It
was Ricae Janni for a bit y been out with
injury as well. So I don't know, is that what
we're Is that what we're missing?

Speaker 7 (01:05:24):
We're missing a gobby. Someone's a bit gobby.

Speaker 3 (01:05:27):
Nobody he's been in trouble for this before.

Speaker 7 (01:05:29):
Lay, I didn't mean that things to put up you, Okay, okay,
we's the end of the show. I mean listening now,
come on.

Speaker 3 (01:05:36):
Sure is the end of the show for listening today.

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