August 13, 2024 • 26 mins
On the Daily Bespoke Podcast today, The Love Boat - is it the best TV theme ever?
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Sure rule a sneez, Mary back shut.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Jesus Christ, Jesus the fourteenth of the eighth, twenty twenty four,
(00:33):
the year of Our Lord.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Welcome all ye bespoke you donkey to the day he
Bespoke Podcast. Thank you so much for joining us. We've
got a lot plan for the show today. We've got
to get through it. Get through the gin do We've
got a lot to get through it. Yeah, and welcome
special guest Mesh.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Hello, sorry, my special gift. Yeah, and.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
Let me get some clapping there you go, buddy, my
clapping button's not working.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Sorry, the special guests. Remember that they used to do
that on the Love Boat Special Guest Star. They always
had the special Guest Star, so.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
That was more special than the other guests. And they
had an alphabetical order. Whether were they all special guests?
Were just one of them special guests.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Special guest And then at the end that said and
and then always have another person?
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Did you do drinckon the love Boat theme, I've got
it here. If you want to listen to.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Love the Love Boat, do you reckon? This is a
lot of the success of the show. Is this this theme?
Speaker 3 (01:35):
No exciting?
Speaker 5 (01:47):
We're actual.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Meryl Steubens sing song. I always felt like.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
It wasn't far away from Meryl Steuben's actual voice.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Part of the success of the showy.
Speaker 6 (02:06):
Cranking Honey, the horns are so the horns are so
good on the Star of This, the horns on the
disco beat. Do you know what the doc's name was
on the boat? Because they just caught him doc?
Speaker 1 (02:26):
You know what his name was?
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Doc Mayhew, doctor Brocker, doctor Brockett, Like, why would you
decide that that? Like, so you're naming a character who's
going to be on the Love Boat? Yeah, why would
you pick doctor Brickett? There's got to be a joke there.
Possibly because he was a He was a bit of
a six piece, wasn't he.
Speaker 6 (02:45):
He was.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
He's ninety one now, but back in nineteen seventy seven
when the Love Boat first set sail, he was an
appse it was. It was actually credible and almost expected
to be a massive piece.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
If you're a doctor, yeah, Hansy, he was a handsy
ships doctor. I always likened myself because I think everybody
feels like they are a character on the Love Boat,
Like there's not a single person who doesn't see themselves.
I was definitely, Isaac. Oh, no, I was not that.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
I was not dog Oh right, I was not a
pisti bartender. He wasn't pissedy, Isaac Isaacs to Isaac, he
he imparted wisdom, didn't he?
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Yeah, he can I watch it anywhere. I've never seen
an episode of that.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
So the first season three episodes, this is ninety seventy six,
then twenty five and nine, seventy seven, twenty seven and nine, eight,
twenty eight and nine, seventy nine, twenty eight and eighty,
twenty nine and eighty one, twenty nine and eighty two,
twenty nine and eighty three, twenty nine and eighty four,
twenty five and eighty five and then five and canceled
and nine, and it's a lot.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
That's a great run. Mash, You're like Gopher. I don't
know if I should be offended by there, but it
feels like I should be. No, I think it's pretty accurate.
Or who's Matt? Then Matt's Julie? Fuck off, you're Julie.
You're definitely Yeah, I want to be Vicky, and I
reckon Vicky. Yeah. The Captain's daughters very much like Captain
(04:08):
Stub Meryl Meryl stubing.
Speaker 7 (04:10):
I don't really, I don't really remember a lot of
the love boat is that where come from?
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Like, yeah, your muffs, when you've got it, when you've
got These days, it's more often known as Larry David,
but back then it was known as a stub when
you leave the muffs on a bullhead? Okay, hot shot, Jeremy,
you think you're such a love boat fan? You fucking
love the ship?
Speaker 5 (04:29):
Do you?
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Okay? Sorry?
Speaker 3 (04:32):
What was Isaac's last name?
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Isaac Wells? Washington?
Speaker 5 (04:36):
Close?
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Okay, actually got closer than I thought. It's so far away?
Is that with w But what was Gopher's last name?
Just Gopher? He didn't have a last name. What was
j What was julie'slast name?
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Super hot Julie, Julie the cruise director.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Yeah, she.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Love No, she had a terrible haircut. Yeah, it was
like a bowl, Judy McCoy do you know? Do you
know it wasn't actually shot on a boat. It was
shot on a seat. Oh well, people thought, hey, when
did they get rid of the can laughter?
Speaker 6 (05:09):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (05:09):
It was their can laughter and they're not can laughter. Yeah,
I used to have can laughter, or maybe they introduced
the can's laughter it's once. It's really weird. When you
watch the ones without the can laughter, it feels better. Actually,
I've got to say I always wanted to be seated
at the captain's table, at Rud's table. Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Well it was only it was a made for TV
movie that was so popular. That's why it's such a
bizarre thing, because you're like a love boat. Serious, there's
a boat where people find love on it, and it's
going to be every week. It was just a made
for TV movie that was so popular. It's spun off
into a very successful television series.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
By Tory Spelling's dad. Yeah, tell you what a capol cale.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
I was going to but apparently has got a lot
of problems with them gangs now, meth and drugs and shit.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
I was going to do it. We're going to good
to AKA. Speaking of makeing love on a boat, I
had a flatmate the other day.
Speaker 5 (06:01):
Tell me that.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
And you guys can conform more to know. This is
people that have got a bit more you know, wisdom
around the type of thing. Is it true that people
on cruise ships are open to swinging and the way
they'll advertise that is by wearing a pineapple Hawaiian shit
like any shot. If you've got like, if you've got
pineapples on it, it means that you're open to swing.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Even if you look sideways at the pineapple. When you're
walking past the breakfast buffet, you'll have someone hanging at
the back, hanging out the back of you before you
get to the continental breakfast.
Speaker 6 (06:25):
Ah.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Really, that's my experience, your experience hole a hole around
the four of us.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Yeah, who has made love on a boat?
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Here are the only people in the room that raised
their hand?
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Yeah? Sorry, you two, you're missing out.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
You're not making love on your boat with the kids
in the room right next door. The bedrooms in your
boat are a bit close together. You told me about that,
and your boat. The kids are just down the hall.
They're probably only about ten or fifteen meters away from you.
And pas you go past the galley and then you've
got whit do you keep your slaves? It's actually a
really slaves for your servants. It's actually a really good
place to make love.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Do you find you have to get in rhythm with
the well? You don't want to not when you're actually moving?
Was that the weekend that Telsey was away.
Speaker 5 (07:11):
On a boat mesh.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
I'm just trying to get to the bottom of this.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
So you don't have to be moving to have a tide,
so do you, So you make love against the against
the tide?
Speaker 1 (07:22):
No, you just make love when you're at anchor.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Yeah, but like you can still be rocking about a
bit on anchor.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Generally, I mean you've had a bit of a ship.
Or if you're rocking about an acre anchor where there's
swell or.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
You have no choice mate, if you if you've got
a swell, you have to anchor, whether you've got if
you suddenly get a swell.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Boatsmanship, mate, poor boatsmanship if you've decided to anchor up
with his swells coming in or with this if you're boatsmanship.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
What if you're like making love against the tide, so
you actually want looking for the swell?
Speaker 4 (07:52):
Is it possible to make love so hard that you
could actually make kinds some kind of swell situation of
your own?
Speaker 3 (07:59):
What kind of love you reckons? Most you get downstairs?
When I made love, it's not marked.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Well, I'm very minus. Well, nothing to worry. I'm a grower,
not a shower.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Good for you, well, you are a grower compared to
what you're showing, but about saying right now, but anyway,
do you think the okay? When you think of being
at sea, what sexual position do you think is the
most common at sea? Always missionary, I think because the
only one that you can get the right kind of
grip with. I think it would I think it would
be traditionally when there was only men at sea, I
(08:33):
think as well, I think it would be sort of
me okay, just overall, because women have only been allowed
on tips very recently.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Who someone at sea? I know? I have Sorry, I'm
the only person that raised my hand in this room.
You've sorted my someone at sea?
Speaker 4 (08:48):
There was just one time if I go to my
partner was like, hey, they will go on a boat
for a day. And if I walk up to while
we're out there and I say, hey, let's time to
drop ancre?
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Does that does that mean let me drop anchor in
your harbor?
Speaker 5 (08:59):
Yeah? Does that?
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Is that what that means?
Speaker 4 (09:01):
Because when you're talking about dropping anchor before, was it
actually literally dropping.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Out the boat already dropped the anchor? Or? Is it
you're actually looking to drop using.
Speaker 4 (09:10):
Following up to lots and the anchor has already dropped
and I said, hey, I want to drop anchor.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Yeah, and she'd say, well, we've already dropped anchor.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
I said, no, I haven't your babies holish. Holy shit,
Holy shit, what's up? There are currently one hundred and
two thousand, eight hundred and ninety nine oil tankers in
the world.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Holy shit, that's a lot. So one hundred one about
what got you once to get.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
Eleven thousand, five hundred and sixty five bulk carriers and
twelve thousand, seven hundred and fourteen general cargo carriers made you.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Start investigating that step?
Speaker 6 (09:42):
How?
Speaker 1 (09:42):
I just thought I wanted to just boats. There on
many ships there are in how many cases of sodom
are the second?
Speaker 3 (09:50):
And so mate, I've got to be on a fucking
cardboard straw as if that when there's one hundred and
two thousand diesel fucking tankers steaming around the fucking world.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Yeah, drinking.
Speaker 5 (10:01):
Captain Phillips was into side of me on his bone.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
And there's a good point.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
Maybe maybe it was Captain Philip Tom Do you know
what they used to do back in the day. They
had these people called ships ship girls. Ship girls used
to sail on the ships.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
So I'm just standing my microphone. If I don't want
any part of this conversation ship girls, you'd be interested
in this, Mesh.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
Actually, this is a topic that Mesh put in the
rundown for sure.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Yeah, okay, Mash has written down here we need to
deal with ship girls this morning on Wednesday, the fourteenth
of August twenty two four.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
Ship girls.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Oftentimes just cruised around on ships. Oftentimes were men dressed
as women, men who liked to dress as women, cross
dressing men. And yeah, they had a massive part of
ships historically. I don't know so much anymore, but certainly
in the past anyway, And we're very much accepted on ships.
(10:55):
Are you running one on yours? No, because mine's not
sort of mine's just and then you off on the weekend.
He could do some ship girling and the weekends. I
don't make a great ship girl, to be honest. But anyway,
ship girls, and yeah, that what a what a great
time it was. But it was a place that you
(11:16):
were accepted.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
You go from you go from country to country, and
you know, peedle your wears. One time I was sitting
at the oyster in on Wahi Island sharing a digga
station with my father.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
That sounds a bit plasised and but lovely.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
And he says to me, you know, he'd never really
told me about his childhood or his life anything at
all actually, And he said, he said, his biggest regret,
as he was, his whole aim through school and everything
was to join the navy. Then he did too well
on exams, so they fucking shipped him off to med school.
And the next thing you know, he's an Oxford University
starting to be a fucking neurosurgeon. And all he ever
wanted to do was join the goddamn navy.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
And does he still regret that, he still regrets. It's funny.
He's a big he's a big ship guy. He's he's
got a boat. He loves boats and loves.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
An orticle on him. His brother, you know, when they're
up here, they'll they'll get on a bloody catam rang
and they'll sail out around go. They love they love
the sea, right, okay, and so and so he was
like the calling of the sea, calling of the sea.
And it's always been a big regret to one that
he's had to stay on land and fart out four kids.
And living's funny, It's funny.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
What people always want what they don't have, you know
what I mean, Like, I'm sure those people on sea
would rather have a esteemed medical career and steamed medical career.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
Yeah, well we know you can have both because there
was doctor Brecker on the Love Boat.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Well, he didn't have an esteemed meeting. There was nothing
esteemed about his medical career.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
Although he wasn't a drinker, he was he was always
pisting Isaac for advice on his love life. And you're like, mate,
you're not supposed to be sleeping with the fucking passages.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
I know that's so wrong, so wrong on so many levels.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
But the part about it one one would come in
with a bikini rash.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Next thing, you know, hansy old doctor Brecker. Terrible, terrible
writing from the writer, Like the writers were absolute piss
themselves to even have those ideas.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
But have you seen that episode with there's this woman
that just wants peanuts. He goes around and goes, I
just want peanuts and she says over and over again,
and we know what you're up to in the seventies
and the seventies is so so she goes Isaac and
she goes, how's your day going? She goes, I just
want peanuts. I just want some peanuts. But she says,
like the penuts. Great, yeah, take it back. We take
(13:27):
a break and come back with this factoid, Ruder.
Speaker 6 (13:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Man, Okay, when we're back and Ruder's got a mind
blowing factoid ready to.
Speaker 7 (13:38):
Go, thanks for selling it up large. I just looked
up Doc Brockett. Apparently his character was married and divorced
six times, and at first I found that funny. But
then the more I thought about it, I thought, this is.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
It a bit sad. It's it's meant to be funny, though,
isn't it. He's meant to be a terrible pit It's
meant to be wrong and inappropriate.
Speaker 5 (13:58):
It would have been in the seventies and eighties.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
What I'm looking at a photo here, Jerry, you can
see my screen. What one's doctor Brooker on? That broker
is the pist at the back of the glasses. Oh,
it looks a bit like he looks a little bit like.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Bundy London said Bundy, yeah, or or Peter Hudson from
Hudson and Halls. A little bit like Peter Hudson. Looks
like you've gone down some kind of incent at home
what are you searching out trying to find the peanuts? Penis? God,
it's just so.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
Funny because people back then think everyone was so innocent
and that they would make a mistake like that, But
it was it was not. It was no, how fucking
stupid do you think we are stubing? We know what
you're up to?
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Well, I think those guys made a lot of money
from that, from being on that show for shit, yeah, okay.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
Shit yeah, And then stubing afterwards was he would he
made shiploads of money, kept stubing by marrying people. They
do a bit of a thing and cost you a
shipload of money. He came back, he crew here, he
crew past New Zealand and married about four hundred people recently.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Oh isn't He was like a celebrant.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
Sorry I thought you, but you go you go on
a boat to get married. Like they'd bought cruise ships
and then he'd come down and has Captain Steubing outfit,
and you know, they'd pay him hundreds and hundred of
thousands of dollars the cruise ship and it'll be a
marriage ship and he'd do the ceremonies the.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Whole time on the boat. From one to another.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
Yeah, imagine getting married by Captain Steubing. Shit yere on
the love boat.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Yeah, look about lyud too. I'm just having to look
at as muff. That's lovely sh l.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
It used to be fine, like people, because nowadays people
are a weird about baldness. But back in the day,
people be like, that's just something happens. You run a muff.
He was a handsome man. Captain Steubing was handsome.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Hey. Just speaking of marriages and multiple marriages, because you know,
Stubing was marrying multiple people. I was reading the other
day about the Moonies. You guys probably know about the Mooneyes.
The Unification Church of Career. Yeah, and the Mooneyes. They
have mass.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
Weddings like of about five thousand people and they all
get married at same time.
Speaker 5 (16:00):
It's nice.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
And I was thinking about that, and I thought.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
There must be something in getting married with a whole
lot of people like it actually, because you think to yourself,
what it's not about me?
Speaker 1 (16:11):
So it's not very special. It's not about us, not
about relationship.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
But I wonder whether that actually elevates it slightly. Actually,
when you're doing something on mass.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
Like that, Holy shit, I'm not aware of this until
right now.
Speaker 4 (16:23):
If you're listening along at home and you haven't seen
pictures of what these things look at.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
The Mooney's wedding. Is this a wedding, Yeah, it's a
mass wedding. The church would have this huge wedding. Oh
my god, it's just bright.
Speaker 4 (16:34):
Is that just bride and grooms in there that I'm
looking at a photo of about ten thousand people?
Speaker 1 (16:39):
Yep, and just couples? The Reverend Sung Young Mun. It
was the Reverend Sung Young Mun. Yeah, he was the
leader of the church. It's kind of like a cult.
The Mooney's. Yeah, the mooney is yeah. Are they still
a bit cult? Tie or not? George Constanza's dad was
going to marry the Reverend Sung Young Mun's daughter in
one of the episodes of Seinfeld at a Career. Yeah,
when he was in Korea in the Korean War. But
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he wouldn't take his shoes off because he had a
foot out of problem, and Reverence hung on and said, boy,
you're not marrying my daughter and that was the end
of that.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
Well, have about this hot shot. There was a different
captain on the pilot of the No. He had a
full fucking here to hear, Mate, he had a full
fucking here to hear.
Speaker 4 (17:19):
I'm sure he just didn't lose it between the first
and the second episode. That might Yeah, I mean the
way that Ashley and Martin talked about here lost, it's
possible that it.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Could have just come out.
Speaker 7 (17:27):
Yeah, it's a real Chris Harris situation he had going on, there,
isn't it terms of he's got the stuff on the
sides really representative of because, like you say, now, guys
just generally shaved their heads. And Chris Harris is in
the early nineties and he was kind of a little
bit of a whispy combover, so he kind of bridged
the gap between the likes of stoubing William.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Prince William is the only modern stoubing that I can
think of, was running a stubing and Prince and his uncle,
Prince Edward, he's running a stubing.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
Oh yeah, look, you ever consider Oh Tom Hanks was
on love But did they ever consider did they ever
consider like doing something for because Prince William was a
very very handsome man with here like some people look
fine without him and some people don't, and he doesn't
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really suit and that's fine, bliss. But I wonder if
there was ever a conversation, shall we ort it be
too you know, because there's nothing wrong with that as well,
Like you know, bloody old Shane warn bloody great with
his here that he had patched in.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Oh yeah, plugged plug.
Speaker 5 (18:33):
Surely they've had a conversation.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
They did they because they could have just started. I
guess he's just under too much scrutiny. I reckon, he's
I reckon, he's done the right thing there. Yeah, I
think he's done the right thing. He's gone with the
he's gone with the This is the way I am. Yeah,
It's a dignified way to go. I'm not going to
hide any of them. I'm not going to pretend to be.
You know. It's like someone that was a rug in
that situation. It wouldn't be good. I have got the
clip for you of Frank Costanza talking about the Reverend
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Sung Young mun okay from Seinfeld.
Speaker 5 (19:00):
For it.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Anyway, what I want you to do is gone to
the shark with me and tell me what they're saying.
You do speak Korean. I once talked to the ravens
Sung Young moon. He brought two Jesus.
Speaker 3 (19:12):
Statues from me.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
He's like, hello, game.
Speaker 3 (19:15):
You ever seen that face on him?
Speaker 1 (19:16):
It was like a big apple pie.
Speaker 7 (19:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
Yeah, that's George Constanze's dad, my favorite character, and sein felt.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
He is so fucking good, especially when he fires up Herman.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
Herman, George Constanza's mom arguments over the craziest stuff. It's
constantly yelling at each other.
Speaker 3 (19:39):
Of course, the father of Ben Stiller, that's right.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Recently passed away. No ship, Frank Costan?
Speaker 3 (19:53):
Should we just should we just play a little bit
of a little bit of a little bit of just
the best of Jerry Stiller?
Speaker 1 (19:59):
Frank, I ne you mean the war.
Speaker 3 (20:01):
Was fifty years ago?
Speaker 5 (20:03):
In my mind, there's a war still going on all right.
What happened? Frank? What is it that you can't get over?
Speaker 3 (20:27):
Hello?
Speaker 5 (20:29):
This is Frank Costanza.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
What you think you can keep us out of Florida?
Speaker 3 (20:35):
We're moving in lockstock and barrel. We're going to be
in the pool, We're going to be in the clubhouse,
can be all over that shuffle boot caught and I
dare you keep me out? Many Christmases ago, I went
to buy a doll for my son. I reach for
the last one.
Speaker 5 (20:55):
They hadn't, but so did another man.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
As I rain blows up on him, I realized there had.
Speaker 3 (21:01):
To be another way.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
What happened to the doll?
Speaker 3 (21:04):
It was destroyed, But out of that a new holiday was.
Speaker 5 (21:08):
Born, a Festivus for the rest of us.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
Bargie, Would you like some jello?
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Why'd you put the bananas in there?
Speaker 5 (21:17):
George likes the bananas.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
I was hoping that you could help me remember my
childhood a little more clearly.
Speaker 6 (21:27):
I feel it.
Speaker 3 (21:28):
Draft, Let's change tables. Sit out of here. We have
a booth. Frank, I'm cold water a hot dish. Why
can't we be over there? That's not a boat. So
I didn't take the subway all the way to New
York to sit at the table like that. Now, George,
(21:52):
what do you want to know about your childhood? Actually?
Speaker 1 (21:55):
I think I'm pretty clear of it. It was Seinfeld sit.
Speaker 3 (22:02):
New York City?
Speaker 1 (22:04):
Or they shot it in Los Angeles, didn't they?
Speaker 5 (22:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (22:07):
But New York. Yeah. I'm gonna have to watch an
episode of that. Have you never watched on?
Speaker 4 (22:11):
For?
Speaker 5 (22:12):
Fuck?
Speaker 1 (22:12):
You love it?
Speaker 3 (22:13):
Watching from the watch all of it. It starts a
bit weird, but then he gets.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
So fucking one's the characters find themselves.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
Yeah, like Jerry's still are like he fired up and
yelled at one point, and they were like, that's so
fucking funny.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
So we just always got to have your character firing up.
And then and then Kramer gets kind of crazier and
becomes more and more creamery. Is that? And once Kramer
becomes full Cramer and slides down every single time it
opens the door and stuff. It's just it's brilliant. The
first crime is quite weird. Crame is weird at the start, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
He is, because he played it behind the eight ball.
But then he decided that he needed to be an
idiot that thinks he knows everything. And as soon as
he did that and put the energy and it was
so fucking funny. This but here when Jerry still nearly
fights the lanes, pretty funny. Remember this episode. I I'm back,
where's my boy?
Speaker 5 (23:02):
Oh my god, I'm shuck at home reading a periodical.
Speaker 3 (23:07):
And this is the call I get.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
My son is a boat legger. I'll put you up
to this?
Speaker 4 (23:14):
Was it?
Speaker 1 (23:15):
Huh?
Speaker 3 (23:15):
All right, wait a minute, I think you've got it backward.
Speaker 5 (23:17):
My George isn't clever enough to have your scheme like this.
Speaker 3 (23:20):
You got that right.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Me?
Speaker 3 (23:24):
That means whatever the hell you want it to me?
Speaker 1 (23:27):
You want me?
Speaker 3 (23:30):
You could drop you like a bag of dirt.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Do you want a piece of me? Because I think
wasn't wasn't Frankstanza. Was that actually Larry David's dad, because
because because George Costanz was, Larry David was not yet
that was he was. He was riding for the himself. Yeah, yeah,
I'm pretty sure that was like his parents. Yeah, yeah, right,
(23:56):
all of it was, yeah, yeah, all of it?
Speaker 4 (23:58):
All right, all right, shove that up, busy, I'm gonna
go haven't watch Hugan's Heroes.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
I'm gonna let you get what isn't what we're talking about.
Speaker 3 (24:05):
Yeah, hugging sees Yeah, if I can love hugging. Yeah, anyway,
shove that up yet, Okay, shove it up, huggins here,
all right, shove that up yet, potty boys.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
One last thing for the day.
Speaker 5 (24:24):
And what are we saying?
Speaker 3 (24:25):
The love boat the love boat sul will be making
another call.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
That is up there with the best fame. I have
to give my haircut. You should go to the Era
Town stylist. They did my ears.
Speaker 4 (24:42):
We got expensive haircut. If you're doing it from Auckland.
There's your expensive haircut.
Speaker 5 (24:50):
That's what I could think of the Jerry.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
Alright, love first, Yeah, okay, you're reading the first book.
What are we doing it? But on the latest Matt
and Jerry podcasts, you have a toothpaste related issue with
the rest of the members of the show that needs
to be addressed. And also, why is it taking James
Cameron so damn long to put out the sequels? I'm
(25:16):
living this in the podcast.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
Okay, on the latest Matt and Jerry podcasts, I have
a toothpaste related issue with the rest of the members
of the show that needs to be addressed. Also, would
it kill James Cameron to pull a thumb out of
his ass and finish those Avatar sequels? Plus the love boat?
Is it the best TV theme ever? The Matten Jerry
podcast too.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
New pods out every weekday and eleven am on iHeartRadio
or wherever you find your pots. Tell a friend stirping
was a pest.
Speaker 3 (25:44):
Alright, MIC's are off now and we're done.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Okay, seem busy? All right, okay, I've had enough of
this shit.
Speaker 3 (25:52):
Hello, I'm Matt Heath. You have been listening to the
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(26:13):
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Love the Life You've Got is out now get it
wherever you get your books, or just google the bastard.
Anyway you seem busy, I'll let you go. Bless Blessed, blessed.
Give them a taste of keyw from me,
Sure rule a sneez, Mary back shut.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Jesus Christ, Jesus the fourteenth of the eighth, twenty twenty four,
(00:33):
the year of Our Lord.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Welcome all ye bespoke you donkey to the day he
Bespoke Podcast. Thank you so much for joining us. We've
got a lot plan for the show today. We've got
to get through it. Get through the gin do We've
got a lot to get through it. Yeah, and welcome
special guest Mesh.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Hello, sorry, my special gift. Yeah, and.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
Let me get some clapping there you go, buddy, my
clapping button's not working.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Sorry, the special guests. Remember that they used to do
that on the Love Boat Special Guest Star. They always
had the special Guest Star, so.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
That was more special than the other guests. And they
had an alphabetical order. Whether were they all special guests?
Were just one of them special guests.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Special guest And then at the end that said and
and then always have another person?
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Did you do drinckon the love Boat theme, I've got
it here. If you want to listen to.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Love the Love Boat, do you reckon? This is a
lot of the success of the show. Is this this theme?
Speaker 3 (01:35):
No exciting?
Speaker 5 (01:47):
We're actual.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Meryl Steubens sing song. I always felt like.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
It wasn't far away from Meryl Steuben's actual voice.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Part of the success of the showy.
Speaker 6 (02:06):
Cranking Honey, the horns are so the horns are so
good on the Star of This, the horns on the
disco beat. Do you know what the doc's name was
on the boat? Because they just caught him doc?
Speaker 1 (02:26):
You know what his name was?
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Doc Mayhew, doctor Brocker, doctor Brockett, Like, why would you
decide that that? Like, so you're naming a character who's
going to be on the Love Boat? Yeah, why would
you pick doctor Brickett? There's got to be a joke there.
Possibly because he was a He was a bit of
a six piece, wasn't he.
Speaker 6 (02:45):
He was.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
He's ninety one now, but back in nineteen seventy seven
when the Love Boat first set sail, he was an
appse it was. It was actually credible and almost expected
to be a massive piece.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
If you're a doctor, yeah, Hansy, he was a handsy
ships doctor. I always likened myself because I think everybody
feels like they are a character on the Love Boat,
Like there's not a single person who doesn't see themselves.
I was definitely, Isaac. Oh, no, I was not that.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
I was not dog Oh right, I was not a
pisti bartender. He wasn't pissedy, Isaac Isaacs to Isaac, he
he imparted wisdom, didn't he?
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Yeah, he can I watch it anywhere. I've never seen
an episode of that.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
So the first season three episodes, this is ninety seventy six,
then twenty five and nine, seventy seven, twenty seven and nine, eight,
twenty eight and nine, seventy nine, twenty eight and eighty,
twenty nine and eighty one, twenty nine and eighty two,
twenty nine and eighty three, twenty nine and eighty four,
twenty five and eighty five and then five and canceled
and nine, and it's a lot.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
That's a great run. Mash, You're like Gopher. I don't
know if I should be offended by there, but it
feels like I should be. No, I think it's pretty accurate.
Or who's Matt? Then Matt's Julie? Fuck off, you're Julie.
You're definitely Yeah, I want to be Vicky, and I
reckon Vicky. Yeah. The Captain's daughters very much like Captain
(04:08):
Stub Meryl Meryl stubing.
Speaker 7 (04:10):
I don't really, I don't really remember a lot of
the love boat is that where come from?
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Like, yeah, your muffs, when you've got it, when you've
got These days, it's more often known as Larry David,
but back then it was known as a stub when
you leave the muffs on a bullhead? Okay, hot shot, Jeremy,
you think you're such a love boat fan? You fucking
love the ship?
Speaker 5 (04:29):
Do you?
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Okay? Sorry?
Speaker 3 (04:32):
What was Isaac's last name?
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Isaac Wells? Washington?
Speaker 5 (04:36):
Close?
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Okay, actually got closer than I thought. It's so far away?
Is that with w But what was Gopher's last name?
Just Gopher? He didn't have a last name. What was
j What was julie'slast name?
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Super hot Julie, Julie the cruise director.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Yeah, she.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Love No, she had a terrible haircut. Yeah, it was
like a bowl, Judy McCoy do you know? Do you
know it wasn't actually shot on a boat. It was
shot on a seat. Oh well, people thought, hey, when
did they get rid of the can laughter?
Speaker 6 (05:09):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (05:09):
It was their can laughter and they're not can laughter. Yeah,
I used to have can laughter, or maybe they introduced
the can's laughter it's once. It's really weird. When you
watch the ones without the can laughter, it feels better. Actually,
I've got to say I always wanted to be seated
at the captain's table, at Rud's table. Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Well it was only it was a made for TV
movie that was so popular. That's why it's such a
bizarre thing, because you're like a love boat. Serious, there's
a boat where people find love on it, and it's
going to be every week. It was just a made
for TV movie that was so popular. It's spun off
into a very successful television series.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
By Tory Spelling's dad. Yeah, tell you what a capol cale.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
I was going to but apparently has got a lot
of problems with them gangs now, meth and drugs and shit.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
I was going to do it. We're going to good
to AKA. Speaking of makeing love on a boat, I
had a flatmate the other day.
Speaker 5 (06:01):
Tell me that.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
And you guys can conform more to know. This is
people that have got a bit more you know, wisdom
around the type of thing. Is it true that people
on cruise ships are open to swinging and the way
they'll advertise that is by wearing a pineapple Hawaiian shit
like any shot. If you've got like, if you've got
pineapples on it, it means that you're open to swing.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Even if you look sideways at the pineapple. When you're
walking past the breakfast buffet, you'll have someone hanging at
the back, hanging out the back of you before you
get to the continental breakfast.
Speaker 6 (06:25):
Ah.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Really, that's my experience, your experience hole a hole around
the four of us.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Yeah, who has made love on a boat?
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Here are the only people in the room that raised
their hand?
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Yeah? Sorry, you two, you're missing out.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
You're not making love on your boat with the kids
in the room right next door. The bedrooms in your
boat are a bit close together. You told me about that,
and your boat. The kids are just down the hall.
They're probably only about ten or fifteen meters away from you.
And pas you go past the galley and then you've
got whit do you keep your slaves? It's actually a
really slaves for your servants. It's actually a really good
place to make love.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Do you find you have to get in rhythm with
the well? You don't want to not when you're actually moving?
Was that the weekend that Telsey was away.
Speaker 5 (07:11):
On a boat mesh.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
I'm just trying to get to the bottom of this.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
So you don't have to be moving to have a tide,
so do you, So you make love against the against
the tide?
Speaker 1 (07:22):
No, you just make love when you're at anchor.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Yeah, but like you can still be rocking about a
bit on anchor.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Generally, I mean you've had a bit of a ship.
Or if you're rocking about an acre anchor where there's
swell or.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
You have no choice mate, if you if you've got
a swell, you have to anchor, whether you've got if
you suddenly get a swell.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Boatsmanship, mate, poor boatsmanship if you've decided to anchor up
with his swells coming in or with this if you're boatsmanship.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
What if you're like making love against the tide, so
you actually want looking for the swell?
Speaker 4 (07:52):
Is it possible to make love so hard that you
could actually make kinds some kind of swell situation of
your own?
Speaker 3 (07:59):
What kind of love you reckons? Most you get downstairs?
When I made love, it's not marked.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Well, I'm very minus. Well, nothing to worry. I'm a grower,
not a shower.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Good for you, well, you are a grower compared to
what you're showing, but about saying right now, but anyway,
do you think the okay? When you think of being
at sea, what sexual position do you think is the
most common at sea? Always missionary, I think because the
only one that you can get the right kind of
grip with. I think it would I think it would
be traditionally when there was only men at sea, I
(08:33):
think as well, I think it would be sort of
me okay, just overall, because women have only been allowed
on tips very recently.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Who someone at sea? I know? I have Sorry, I'm
the only person that raised my hand in this room.
You've sorted my someone at sea?
Speaker 4 (08:48):
There was just one time if I go to my
partner was like, hey, they will go on a boat
for a day. And if I walk up to while
we're out there and I say, hey, let's time to
drop ancre?
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Does that does that mean let me drop anchor in
your harbor?
Speaker 5 (08:59):
Yeah? Does that?
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Is that what that means?
Speaker 4 (09:01):
Because when you're talking about dropping anchor before, was it
actually literally dropping.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Out the boat already dropped the anchor? Or? Is it
you're actually looking to drop using.
Speaker 4 (09:10):
Following up to lots and the anchor has already dropped
and I said, hey, I want to drop anchor.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Yeah, and she'd say, well, we've already dropped anchor.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
I said, no, I haven't your babies holish. Holy shit,
Holy shit, what's up? There are currently one hundred and
two thousand, eight hundred and ninety nine oil tankers in
the world.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Holy shit, that's a lot. So one hundred one about
what got you once to get.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
Eleven thousand, five hundred and sixty five bulk carriers and
twelve thousand, seven hundred and fourteen general cargo carriers made you.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Start investigating that step?
Speaker 6 (09:42):
How?
Speaker 1 (09:42):
I just thought I wanted to just boats. There on
many ships there are in how many cases of sodom
are the second?
Speaker 3 (09:50):
And so mate, I've got to be on a fucking
cardboard straw as if that when there's one hundred and
two thousand diesel fucking tankers steaming around the fucking world.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Yeah, drinking.
Speaker 5 (10:01):
Captain Phillips was into side of me on his bone.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
And there's a good point.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
Maybe maybe it was Captain Philip Tom Do you know
what they used to do back in the day. They
had these people called ships ship girls. Ship girls used
to sail on the ships.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
So I'm just standing my microphone. If I don't want
any part of this conversation ship girls, you'd be interested
in this, Mesh.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
Actually, this is a topic that Mesh put in the
rundown for sure.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Yeah, okay, Mash has written down here we need to
deal with ship girls this morning on Wednesday, the fourteenth
of August twenty two four.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
Ship girls.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Oftentimes just cruised around on ships. Oftentimes were men dressed
as women, men who liked to dress as women, cross
dressing men. And yeah, they had a massive part of
ships historically. I don't know so much anymore, but certainly
in the past anyway, And we're very much accepted on ships.
(10:55):
Are you running one on yours? No, because mine's not
sort of mine's just and then you off on the weekend.
He could do some ship girling and the weekends. I
don't make a great ship girl, to be honest. But anyway,
ship girls, and yeah, that what a what a great
time it was. But it was a place that you
(11:16):
were accepted.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
You go from you go from country to country, and
you know, peedle your wears. One time I was sitting
at the oyster in on Wahi Island sharing a digga
station with my father.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
That sounds a bit plasised and but lovely.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
And he says to me, you know, he'd never really
told me about his childhood or his life anything at
all actually, And he said, he said, his biggest regret,
as he was, his whole aim through school and everything
was to join the navy. Then he did too well
on exams, so they fucking shipped him off to med school.
And the next thing you know, he's an Oxford University
starting to be a fucking neurosurgeon. And all he ever
wanted to do was join the goddamn navy.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
And does he still regret that, he still regrets. It's funny.
He's a big he's a big ship guy. He's he's
got a boat. He loves boats and loves.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
An orticle on him. His brother, you know, when they're
up here, they'll they'll get on a bloody catam rang
and they'll sail out around go. They love they love
the sea, right, okay, and so and so he was
like the calling of the sea, calling of the sea.
And it's always been a big regret to one that
he's had to stay on land and fart out four kids.
And living's funny, It's funny.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
What people always want what they don't have, you know
what I mean, Like, I'm sure those people on sea
would rather have a esteemed medical career and steamed medical career.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
Yeah, well we know you can have both because there
was doctor Brecker on the Love Boat.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Well, he didn't have an esteemed meeting. There was nothing
esteemed about his medical career.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
Although he wasn't a drinker, he was he was always
pisting Isaac for advice on his love life. And you're like, mate,
you're not supposed to be sleeping with the fucking passages.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
I know that's so wrong, so wrong on so many levels.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
But the part about it one one would come in
with a bikini rash.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Next thing, you know, hansy old doctor Brecker. Terrible, terrible
writing from the writer, Like the writers were absolute piss
themselves to even have those ideas.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
But have you seen that episode with there's this woman
that just wants peanuts. He goes around and goes, I
just want peanuts and she says over and over again,
and we know what you're up to in the seventies
and the seventies is so so she goes Isaac and
she goes, how's your day going? She goes, I just
want peanuts. I just want some peanuts. But she says,
like the penuts. Great, yeah, take it back. We take
(13:27):
a break and come back with this factoid, Ruder.
Speaker 6 (13:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Man, Okay, when we're back and Ruder's got a mind
blowing factoid ready to.
Speaker 7 (13:38):
Go, thanks for selling it up large. I just looked
up Doc Brockett. Apparently his character was married and divorced
six times, and at first I found that funny. But
then the more I thought about it, I thought, this is.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
It a bit sad. It's it's meant to be funny, though,
isn't it. He's meant to be a terrible pit It's
meant to be wrong and inappropriate.
Speaker 5 (13:58):
It would have been in the seventies and eighties.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
What I'm looking at a photo here, Jerry, you can
see my screen. What one's doctor Brooker on? That broker
is the pist at the back of the glasses. Oh,
it looks a bit like he looks a little bit like.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Bundy London said Bundy, yeah, or or Peter Hudson from
Hudson and Halls. A little bit like Peter Hudson. Looks
like you've gone down some kind of incent at home
what are you searching out trying to find the peanuts? Penis? God,
it's just so.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
Funny because people back then think everyone was so innocent
and that they would make a mistake like that, But
it was it was not. It was no, how fucking
stupid do you think we are stubing? We know what
you're up to?
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Well, I think those guys made a lot of money
from that, from being on that show for shit, yeah, okay.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
Shit yeah, And then stubing afterwards was he would he
made shiploads of money, kept stubing by marrying people. They
do a bit of a thing and cost you a
shipload of money. He came back, he crew here, he
crew past New Zealand and married about four hundred people recently.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Oh isn't He was like a celebrant.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
Sorry I thought you, but you go you go on
a boat to get married. Like they'd bought cruise ships
and then he'd come down and has Captain Steubing outfit,
and you know, they'd pay him hundreds and hundred of
thousands of dollars the cruise ship and it'll be a
marriage ship and he'd do the ceremonies the.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Whole time on the boat. From one to another.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
Yeah, imagine getting married by Captain Steubing. Shit yere on
the love boat.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Yeah, look about lyud too. I'm just having to look
at as muff. That's lovely sh l.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
It used to be fine, like people, because nowadays people
are a weird about baldness. But back in the day,
people be like, that's just something happens. You run a muff.
He was a handsome man. Captain Steubing was handsome.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Hey. Just speaking of marriages and multiple marriages, because you know,
Stubing was marrying multiple people. I was reading the other
day about the Moonies. You guys probably know about the Mooneyes.
The Unification Church of Career. Yeah, and the Mooneyes. They
have mass.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
Weddings like of about five thousand people and they all
get married at same time.
Speaker 5 (16:00):
It's nice.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
And I was thinking about that, and I thought.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
There must be something in getting married with a whole
lot of people like it actually, because you think to yourself,
what it's not about me?
Speaker 1 (16:11):
So it's not very special. It's not about us, not
about relationship.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
But I wonder whether that actually elevates it slightly. Actually,
when you're doing something on mass.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
Like that, Holy shit, I'm not aware of this until
right now.
Speaker 4 (16:23):
If you're listening along at home and you haven't seen
pictures of what these things look at.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
The Mooney's wedding. Is this a wedding, Yeah, it's a
mass wedding. The church would have this huge wedding. Oh
my god, it's just bright.
Speaker 4 (16:34):
Is that just bride and grooms in there that I'm
looking at a photo of about ten thousand people?
Speaker 1 (16:39):
Yep, and just couples? The Reverend Sung Young Mun. It
was the Reverend Sung Young Mun. Yeah, he was the
leader of the church. It's kind of like a cult.
The Mooney's. Yeah, the mooney is yeah. Are they still
a bit cult? Tie or not? George Constanza's dad was
going to marry the Reverend Sung Young Mun's daughter in
one of the episodes of Seinfeld at a Career. Yeah,
when he was in Korea in the Korean War. But
(17:01):
he wouldn't take his shoes off because he had a
foot out of problem, and Reverence hung on and said, boy,
you're not marrying my daughter and that was the end
of that.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
Well, have about this hot shot. There was a different
captain on the pilot of the No. He had a
full fucking here to hear, Mate, he had a full
fucking here to hear.
Speaker 4 (17:19):
I'm sure he just didn't lose it between the first
and the second episode. That might Yeah, I mean the
way that Ashley and Martin talked about here lost, it's
possible that it.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Could have just come out.
Speaker 7 (17:27):
Yeah, it's a real Chris Harris situation he had going on, there,
isn't it terms of he's got the stuff on the
sides really representative of because, like you say, now, guys
just generally shaved their heads. And Chris Harris is in
the early nineties and he was kind of a little
bit of a whispy combover, so he kind of bridged
the gap between the likes of stoubing William.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Prince William is the only modern stoubing that I can
think of, was running a stubing and Prince and his uncle,
Prince Edward, he's running a stubing.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
Oh yeah, look, you ever consider Oh Tom Hanks was
on love But did they ever consider did they ever
consider like doing something for because Prince William was a
very very handsome man with here like some people look
fine without him and some people don't, and he doesn't
(18:18):
really suit and that's fine, bliss. But I wonder if
there was ever a conversation, shall we ort it be
too you know, because there's nothing wrong with that as well,
Like you know, bloody old Shane warn bloody great with
his here that he had patched in.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Oh yeah, plugged plug.
Speaker 5 (18:33):
Surely they've had a conversation.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
They did they because they could have just started. I
guess he's just under too much scrutiny. I reckon, he's
I reckon, he's done the right thing there. Yeah, I
think he's done the right thing. He's gone with the
he's gone with the This is the way I am. Yeah,
It's a dignified way to go. I'm not going to
hide any of them. I'm not going to pretend to be.
You know. It's like someone that was a rug in
that situation. It wouldn't be good. I have got the
clip for you of Frank Costanza talking about the Reverend
(18:55):
Sung Young mun okay from Seinfeld.
Speaker 5 (19:00):
For it.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Anyway, what I want you to do is gone to
the shark with me and tell me what they're saying.
You do speak Korean. I once talked to the ravens
Sung Young moon. He brought two Jesus.
Speaker 3 (19:12):
Statues from me.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
He's like, hello, game.
Speaker 3 (19:15):
You ever seen that face on him?
Speaker 1 (19:16):
It was like a big apple pie.
Speaker 7 (19:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
Yeah, that's George Constanze's dad, my favorite character, and sein felt.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
He is so fucking good, especially when he fires up Herman.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
Herman, George Constanza's mom arguments over the craziest stuff. It's
constantly yelling at each other.
Speaker 3 (19:39):
Of course, the father of Ben Stiller, that's right.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Recently passed away. No ship, Frank Costan?
Speaker 3 (19:53):
Should we just should we just play a little bit
of a little bit of a little bit of just
the best of Jerry Stiller?
Speaker 1 (19:59):
Frank, I ne you mean the war.
Speaker 3 (20:01):
Was fifty years ago?
Speaker 5 (20:03):
In my mind, there's a war still going on all right.
What happened? Frank? What is it that you can't get over?
Speaker 3 (20:27):
Hello?
Speaker 5 (20:29):
This is Frank Costanza.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
What you think you can keep us out of Florida?
Speaker 3 (20:35):
We're moving in lockstock and barrel. We're going to be
in the pool, We're going to be in the clubhouse,
can be all over that shuffle boot caught and I
dare you keep me out? Many Christmases ago, I went
to buy a doll for my son. I reach for
the last one.
Speaker 5 (20:55):
They hadn't, but so did another man.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
As I rain blows up on him, I realized there had.
Speaker 3 (21:01):
To be another way.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
What happened to the doll?
Speaker 3 (21:04):
It was destroyed, But out of that a new holiday was.
Speaker 5 (21:08):
Born, a Festivus for the rest of us.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
Bargie, Would you like some jello?
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Why'd you put the bananas in there?
Speaker 5 (21:17):
George likes the bananas.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
I was hoping that you could help me remember my
childhood a little more clearly.
Speaker 6 (21:27):
I feel it.
Speaker 3 (21:28):
Draft, Let's change tables. Sit out of here. We have
a booth. Frank, I'm cold water a hot dish. Why
can't we be over there? That's not a boat. So
I didn't take the subway all the way to New
York to sit at the table like that. Now, George,
(21:52):
what do you want to know about your childhood? Actually?
Speaker 1 (21:55):
I think I'm pretty clear of it. It was Seinfeld sit.
Speaker 3 (22:02):
New York City?
Speaker 1 (22:04):
Or they shot it in Los Angeles, didn't they?
Speaker 5 (22:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (22:07):
But New York. Yeah. I'm gonna have to watch an
episode of that. Have you never watched on?
Speaker 4 (22:11):
For?
Speaker 5 (22:12):
Fuck?
Speaker 1 (22:12):
You love it?
Speaker 3 (22:13):
Watching from the watch all of it. It starts a
bit weird, but then he gets.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
So fucking one's the characters find themselves.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
Yeah, like Jerry's still are like he fired up and
yelled at one point, and they were like, that's so
fucking funny.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
So we just always got to have your character firing up.
And then and then Kramer gets kind of crazier and
becomes more and more creamery. Is that? And once Kramer
becomes full Cramer and slides down every single time it
opens the door and stuff. It's just it's brilliant. The
first crime is quite weird. Crame is weird at the start, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
He is, because he played it behind the eight ball.
But then he decided that he needed to be an
idiot that thinks he knows everything. And as soon as
he did that and put the energy and it was
so fucking funny. This but here when Jerry still nearly
fights the lanes, pretty funny. Remember this episode. I I'm back,
where's my boy?
Speaker 5 (23:02):
Oh my god, I'm shuck at home reading a periodical.
Speaker 3 (23:07):
And this is the call I get.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
My son is a boat legger. I'll put you up
to this?
Speaker 4 (23:14):
Was it?
Speaker 1 (23:15):
Huh?
Speaker 3 (23:15):
All right, wait a minute, I think you've got it backward.
Speaker 5 (23:17):
My George isn't clever enough to have your scheme like this.
Speaker 3 (23:20):
You got that right.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Me?
Speaker 3 (23:24):
That means whatever the hell you want it to me?
Speaker 1 (23:27):
You want me?
Speaker 3 (23:30):
You could drop you like a bag of dirt.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Do you want a piece of me? Because I think
wasn't wasn't Frankstanza. Was that actually Larry David's dad, because
because because George Costanz was, Larry David was not yet
that was he was. He was riding for the himself. Yeah, yeah,
I'm pretty sure that was like his parents. Yeah, yeah, right,
(23:56):
all of it was, yeah, yeah, all of it?
Speaker 4 (23:58):
All right, all right, shove that up, busy, I'm gonna
go haven't watch Hugan's Heroes.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
I'm gonna let you get what isn't what we're talking about.
Speaker 3 (24:05):
Yeah, hugging sees Yeah, if I can love hugging. Yeah, anyway,
shove that up yet, Okay, shove it up, huggins here,
all right, shove that up yet, potty boys.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
One last thing for the day.
Speaker 5 (24:24):
And what are we saying?
Speaker 3 (24:25):
The love boat the love boat sul will be making
another call.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
That is up there with the best fame. I have
to give my haircut. You should go to the Era
Town stylist. They did my ears.
Speaker 4 (24:42):
We got expensive haircut. If you're doing it from Auckland.
There's your expensive haircut.
Speaker 5 (24:50):
That's what I could think of the Jerry.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
Alright, love first, Yeah, okay, you're reading the first book.
What are we doing it? But on the latest Matt
and Jerry podcasts, you have a toothpaste related issue with
the rest of the members of the show that needs
to be addressed. And also, why is it taking James
Cameron so damn long to put out the sequels? I'm
(25:16):
living this in the podcast.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
Okay, on the latest Matt and Jerry podcasts, I have
a toothpaste related issue with the rest of the members
of the show that needs to be addressed. Also, would
it kill James Cameron to pull a thumb out of
his ass and finish those Avatar sequels? Plus the love boat?
Is it the best TV theme ever? The Matten Jerry
podcast too.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
New pods out every weekday and eleven am on iHeartRadio
or wherever you find your pots. Tell a friend stirping
was a pest.
Speaker 3 (25:44):
Alright, MIC's are off now and we're done.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Okay, seem busy? All right, okay, I've had enough of
this shit.
Speaker 3 (25:52):
Hello, I'm Matt Heath. You have been listening to the
Matt and Jerry Daily Bespoke podcast. Right now you can
listen to our Radio Highlights podcast, which you will absolutely
get barred up about anyway. Set to download, like, subscribe, write, review,
all those great things. It really helps myself and Jerry
and to a lesser extent, Messi Ruder. If you want
to discuss anything raised in this pod, check out the Conclave,
(26:13):
a Matt and Jerry Facebook discussion group. And while I'm
plugging stuff, my book, A Lifeless Punishing Thirteen Ways to
Love the Life You've Got is out now get it
wherever you get your books, or just google the bastard.
Anyway you seem busy, I'll let you go. Bless Blessed, blessed.
Give them a taste of keyw from me,
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